Matt Zane's wild stories and Society One reunion

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Yes, and Jessica's going to be doing Burlesque, which is going to be pretty cool. I had made plans that night. Now I'm going to have to shuffle them around because there's another girl. MTV Jesse Camp's going to be... You remember Jesse Camp, Matt? Yeah, I remember him. He's going to be announcing Josie and Carrera on stage. Wow. Hopefully if he shows up, he's... Come on. I want to get Jesse Camp on the show. Awesome. Yes, great. So, Matt Zane from Society One. Now Society One is playing the venue that you were banned from, loaded, tomorrow night if you're in Los Angeles. I'll be there, but my band won't be there. Are you coming tomorrow? Are you allowed to come in? Yes, I'm allowed to come in. We're just not allowed to perform there anymore. Okay. I guess we kind of fucked things up last time. What happened? Story. Because I didn't stand up, but that was great. This is pretty lame. Well, the pyro I could understand because we use pyrotechnics. But we also use a big glitter bomb. You know, those pump action, you know? Right, right, right, right. I was there. I remember. Yeah. I guess they didn't like that too much. They didn't care about the fact that I was swinging around a big chain and knocked Angela, you know, off her feet into the drum set. Please, Angela didn't mind either. That was okay. Right in the face. Yeah, so we're not playing there any longer. So, Matt Zane, Society One has to have been banned from some places. Yeah, I'll look for a place. You got to have some stories about that. Of course. I got more than anybody. Let's hear it. I want to say this. Can I just say one thing? Okay. Here you go. No, listen, listen. You ask what you want. You do your thing. I'm just saying. I love this guy. I met this guy. I thought he was great. First off, I loved your reputation. But when I met you, you were so much better than your reputation. You're smart. You're funny. I don't know about smart or funny, but a little bit. Thank you. You're self-deprecating too. If you say so. Listen. I'm sorry. I got to say this. You can ask me. Today is the show that you can ask me anything that you'd like about the band's past, about my porno history, about anything. Because I just want to put a quick disclaimer on this. Okay. I want everybody to know out there, any of my future girlfriends that I'm trying to get, that that was in the past. Anything that I may talk about today. And it was like 10 years ago. So please do not judge me now because last time I was here. If they judge you, you don't want to be with them. Listen. Wait, wait, wait. Forget about it. You were out of time. You were in Vietnam. He came in with his girlfriend. And his girlfriend sat in the studio. What's the call? You asked me about what to share one story. Okay. During that era. I shared just one. Only one. And then like a week later, that was it. What was the story that broke you up? I'm sorry about that. Well, it wasn't a specific story. That was the beginning. You know, what happened was, is that the call started coming after that story in your show came out. You know what I mean? So your show like broke. It was the beginning of her breaking up with me. So I just wanted to let you know that. But it's a great story. If you'd like, I will share that again for the people that did not hear it. And you may find it enjoyable. And I'm sure a lot of people haven't heard the other show. I'll make a quick version of it. The Dark Mart Show breaking people up. Absolutely. You know, and I was bummed. One relationship out of ten. No, she was nice. I mean, I. She was hot. She was hot. And she was almost a lawyer. You know, she was in law school. But anyways, that's the past. Like, so one day I was. I'm glad you're back. I'm back. Thank you. He's back on the market. I was. For nonjudgmental girls. I knew this girl that I met on set. I'm not going to. It was back in the porn days. You know what I mean? I'm not going to say who it was. And I was lucky enough to have her come back to my place one night. Right. And this girl, man, she knew. Now, listen, you may not know because, you know, you're a chick yourself. But like you guys will talk about, you know, those girls that just could do things that you just you never experienced before in your life. Now, it's tough for me. OK. Because I experienced it all. And this girl was doing things that I couldn't even fathom. I couldn't even fathom. I couldn't conceive what was going on. Like? It was difficult to explain because it wasn't so much specific things. It was an attitude. It was the way that her body would be positioned. It was a certain moaning. It was things that she tell me to do just at the right moment that it started hitting all these triggers in my mind. She was cavalier. And it was just like firing. You know, it was it was just unbelievable, like an experience I never had before in bed. And that's really difficult to say for me. So there was one point she was bent over and I was behind her. Right. And had the greatest ass in the world. Right. And I was like, I'm going to take my thumb and put it in her ass while I was doing it. Where all of a sudden something she just made this little noise. And I almost told her in the middle of it that I loved her and I didn't even know her. I said and I almost told her that I loved her. And also check this out. So a year later, I'm sitting in Energy Studios, a really big, famous recording studio. Right. I'm recording in Studio B. Papa Roach is recording in Studio A. Right. So we would always cross each other in the halls and cross each other in the lobby. One day I come through. I see Jacoby, the lead singer. And he goes, hey, man, you have any porno? And I go, let me see. I think I got one in my car. So I call and I give him the porno and he's looking at it and he's like, man, who's this chick here on the back? And it happened to be that chick that I just told you the story about. Put your thumb in the ass. Yeah. And I go, dude, let me tell you a story about this. So I told him the story that I just relate to you gentlemen right here and this lovely lady. Josie's taken a thumb up the ass before. And as I'm telling the story and I said, I almost told her that I loved her. The producer walked from around the corner and he looked at Jacoby and he goes, that's your next single. And Papa Roach ended up writing for that record. It was four years ago. Their single called I Almost Told You I Loved You. It was about Mad Zane. They publicly went and said it was about me. Then they redid a video for it and they even had suspension as homage to me within the video as well. It was the Papa Roach story. Yeah. And that story was about Papa Roach. So that was, that's how that song I Almost Told You I Loved You came about. Not many people can say that they've had a platinum selling act write a song about them. You know who else can say that? Who else? Drop Dead Legs from Van Halen. That's dating myself a little bit, but Top Jimmy used to be a real guy. Top Jimmy, yeah. Yeah. But that was one of my greatest stories and people go, oh, well, it was Papa Roach. I'm like, you know what? Fuck you. Who have you had that's written a song about you? Exactly. And speaking of that, you know, Josie Katz had so many thumbs up her ass, they call it Cisco Lieber, but- Fuck you, Mark. You got the first thumbs up tonight. Johnny Gramercy is here. Johnny Gramercy is here. He's never had a thumb up in his ass as far as I know. Now, you went up- You're going to get one with your ass. Last time Mad Zane was here, we passed in the hall. Yeah. And you said you were in a band with Mad Zane. Well, we played music a little bit. Before Society One was really established, we used to go over to his pad. He lived, I think, in Reseda. Yeah, yeah. You're right. And me and Scotty Slam used to come over and we'd play music. I know Scotty. Yeah, yeah. Who's Scotty Slam? Scotty Slam is- Slam girls. He's a hard dude to describe. Probably the most fun roommate I've ever had. He's just a really good drummer. Yeah, anybody named Scotty Slam is a fun time, I would imagine. Yeah. He's a friend of the Guns N' Roses camp. Okay. And I don't know where he is, but hopefully he's settled down with a nice midget somewhere, because that's what he always wanted to do. He's still around. I think he's playing baseball. But now you're an artist. You just had a gallery showing. Yes, sir. And you're a radio host. Yes, sir. Now, how did the Neighborhood Love Radio, how did that come about? How did you get to the Skid Row Studios? Because you've been here since the beginning, right? I went, yeah. Well, no, not since the beginning. I came by way of, there used to be a program on here called The Hot Box. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it comprised of Mindy and- Oh, it's Mindy's fault. Sort of. And then one of the hosts there, Mary. Right. And we were talking about it, and I said, hey. And at the time, I was doing a show out of my kitchen. Right. You know? Because you got that DJ voice that I am so envious of. Oh, thank you. He does. He has a sexy voice. He does have a sexy voice. I say, my voice, I sound like a 14-year-old kid. Well, my suggestion is to dress up. I mean, I'm a little bit of a boy, but I'm a little bit of a girl. I mean, I'm a little bit of a girl. I mean, I'm a little bit of a girl. I mean, I'm a little bit of a girl. But like, I like to drink Jameson and smoke a lot of cigarettes because that's how it happened to me. Who would've thought? Because I was on your show briefly, I think about a month ago or a month and a half ago. Yes. And we were talking about like your show. I compared your show to Art Laboe, which you got really upset about. But- No. No. But Art Laboe has his place in the history. No. I like Venus Flytrap from WKRP. Right. You got that. It's like that soulful, real smooth. And you play the best developer. LA rock. LA rock, funk, rap, everything. Funk, soul, reggae, a light dusting of afrobeat and hip hop and stuff like that. The best of soul and funk, past, present, and future, really. There you go. Sorry, we're looking at porn over here. Yeah, I noticed that. So anyway, anyway. I always bring out the best in our guests. So Matt, you didn't believe, you were like, you were like, it's quite possible the 90s were kind of a blur for me that you played with Johnny. Oh, it wasn't very long, no, no. But we also knew each other professionally as well. I used to work with Shane's World back in the day. Remember Shane's World? Yeah. Yeah, and I, yeah. And Dominic, I worked with Dominic for a little bit. Unfortunately, it's too bad for you, but you know, yeah, no, I. Yeah. I know it's not ringing the bell, but you're like, oh, it's entirely possible. I felt horrible because he's like, dude. If it didn't, he would say it. He doesn't remember. But all the people that he's talking about, yes, it happened because it's, Scotty Slam, yes. But dude, we must have jammed seriously like a couple of times. It must have. Like a handful of times. Yeah. That's all it is. But we, but you know, we were somewhere, somewhere between acquaintance and friends. I mean, I've been over to your pad. I was at Jonathan Davis's bachelor party. Oh, you were there? There's a great fucking story right there. The fisting incident. Well, we talked about that last time. Yeah. Well, that was the first thing. No, transvestite. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one didn't get me in trouble because that was about somebody else. I can tell stories about somebody else all day long. No, no, no. We told that story on the last show. Go to Skid Row Studios and download that one. It's on our YouTube page if you go to darkmarkshow.com. But we'd like to say that no one, I mean, being in, we traveled in the same circles back then and pretty much every story that I've heard and all these accounts, they're not just like, they're not somebody just sort of fabricating and composing. They actually happened. All that shit really happened. Well, I want to get to it. I want to, and I didn't mean to interrupt, but when you were here last, we were talking about how ministry took like half your band. Yeah. Including Sid and Quirin. Yeah. And now he's back. Yeah. So how long has this been in the works, him coming back? And we talked about that with Sin and with Aaron. I saw that show and I loved how, you were great that show because the one guy that was here, Aaron said, oh yeah, and he took half the guys from Prong and he's like, oh, you're like, oh, so he steals from Prong but not from Society One. Right. No. It's cool. Well, I guess he still steals from both. No, it's all good. It's all good. I don't really care. I mean, whatever happened, happened. It is what it is. I don't really give a shit. But yeah, as far as Sin coming back but we were doing a show with Skinnies. You were there. I was there. I think you were there maybe. Yeah, Joe's there. She professed her love to me at that night. And it just so happened that the guy that threw the show Scum Love from Schecter Guitars who just sponsored Society One, thank you very much, Scum Love, Schecter Guitars. We gotta have Scum Love in here. Scum Love. Yeah, he's got some good stories and I got some with him that interconnect but that's a whole other thing. We might have to have both of them. Yeah, so we were, he decided to have Sin's birthday party the same night that we were playing. Right. No, he didn't tell either of us. Right. Until we found out about it when the flyer came out so I called up Sin and I go, yo, dude. I said, he's already, at that point, came to see a couple of shows. So we were already talking and stuff and I go, it's gonna be really weird if all of us are in a room and we're playing and you don't come up and at least do one song and he goes, yeah, you're right and I go, would you be cool with that? And he's like, oh, yeah, I didn't think that, you know. I'm like, absolutely, fucking come up. Which one do you wanna do? So we set a tune and we went, we did it and here's the facts about from that night. I don't know if you know, I don't know if you know, that was the most packed Skinny's I'd ever been. It was pretty bad. It was the most, it was almost sold out. Right. When he went up on stage, the energy went from like an eight to a 12. I was there, I can attest to that. It was insane. People genuinely really loved it and, you know, we started kind of talking a little bit after that and I was just like, wow, man, we didn't really expect that kind of reaction and after we did that and the videos and the pictures came out, we started getting interest from people and a management company from, black radar management from Europe contacted us and were really interested and Sen and I just started talking and saying, I was like, dude, what are you doing? What can you do? Right. And he's like, I'm like, do you have time? Can you really do it? And he's like, well, yeah, ministry's on hiatus right now. I'm like, well, fuck it. You know, let's just, let's see what we can do. So when did he leave the band in the first place? Ministry. Ministry, so he got the call and he just, yeah. Well, I mean, he's, the story he told, Were you guys fighting or was it? Yeah, a little bit. But the story that he told in your show is exactly what happened. He got called to do Revolt and Cox first. Right. And then he got picked up by ministry. So, I mean, he was really busy back then. I mean, you got to understand, I mean, Society One was a cool band. I never professed for us to be bigger than we were, but I mean, come on, it was Society One and then, you know, ministry called. You know what I mean? It's a different level. I get that, but as much as I do like Society One and we will play some in the, thank you. But yeah, so, you know, he, so he went and he often did that and we didn't, and we waited around for about maybe eight, nine months waiting for him, but he just kept getting these gigs and going on tour and finally I was just like, God damn, I wasted a year just like doing nothing. So there was no animosity, it was just, a little animosity, but you weren't, it wasn't that you hated each other. It was frustration. No, I was, it was jealousy, really. The band was really, all of us, and I don't have a problem saying that now, I'm an adult now, you know what I mean? But like, it was like, we came up together and then this guy was off doing, he's just done amazing shit. I mean, Sinistad had a great career. Absolutely. I have no issue saying that. Still is having it, yeah. But yeah, I was, you know, I was really, like because half my band now is in ministry and they're off touring the world and I'm left with a drummer, you know, and Dirt, D.V. was in the band by that point, but it was just like, I was like, what the fuck is going on here? You know? So yeah, I mean, there was definitely a little issue there. We didn't talk for some years, but you know, that shit happens. I think all bands, you know, can go through that shit, you know? How long were you talking before the birthday show? Yeah, we were talking before that. About a year? No, not that long. He ran into my brother at a porno award show and he's like, yo, have your brother call me. Oh, okay. And I never reached out to him for a couple of years because I didn't really necessarily know how his camp was going to take it because I said some things in the press about, you know, that camp over there and you know, and they didn't really appreciate it and I used to get calls from Angie actually back in the day like pretty bad, you know? Because yeah, you're so, you're not, you're not somebody that thinks a lot before you talk. You just know a lot. I'm an honest guy and I just say what I say and I say what I feel and I probably should have said a lot of the stuff that I said. I'm not saying he has diarrhea in the mouth but he's not somebody that, he's not, if somebody told him, you know, be quiet about these things and you'll make money or just say them, you'll say them. Yeah, I said them and I probably, I should have kept quiet but I didn't and my career paid for it in a lot of ways but. You don't play the game but that's what's good. Really? Absolutely, yeah. No. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, but I mean, look, I don't, it is what it is. You were huge in the 90s. I mean, you both were on VH1. I had three shows on VH1. I had three shows on MTV. I was on a couple of ancillary shows other than that like Jerry Springer three times. I did like 12 different shows over in Europe. Television shows. Yeah, we were, I was in Spin Magazine four pages, Bigger Than Corn back in the day, Details, Rolling Stones, this is what all there was was making sense. I remember, that's why I was amazed that you actually came down to the Dark Mark show. I was very honored that I'm not bullshitting you. You're somebody that I've been aware of even though I didn't even know your music. I was somebody that if you were around in the 90s in that scene and you followed music then, you were around and the porn thing too. Yeah. Which is what most people know about you. Well, listen, that's arguable because a lot of people depending on what age group you're in, they knew about the porn thing. That was the big thing but I saw a huge switch after we got signed to EREC and I started doing the suspensions and all that stuff. You know, but yeah, anyway, so to wrap it up, yeah, Sin came back to the fold. People, fans have really been loving it. We got signed to new management. There's a lot of talk about a lot of stuff going on. We're not only doing this show tomorrow at Loaded but we're doing, we're with Wayne Static and Dope the following week over in Pomona. Really? Yeah, absolutely. I gotta check that out. Yeah. I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend so I'm not gonna make the Loaded show but I'll check that out. Yeah. Wayne Static and Dope, that's great. Wait, it's us, O-Tep, Wayne Static and Dope. That's a great lab. I love O-Tep. Yeah. Where's that at? It's in Pomona up at the Glass House. I think that's on the 21st but you can look, you know, up our site and check it out. So yeah, a lot of stuff coming in, a lot of offers and a lot of shit happening and I gotta tell you, you know, And he's gonna be on the new record or he's gonna be on the new songs? Yeah, we're gonna write new songs together. Are you guys recording now? We're recording now. We have some of the stuff but he's gonna come in, we're gonna record and write some new material with him. We've already been sending some ideas back and forth. Who does most of the writing? Do you write everything and then give the band the music? I do a lot of the writing but we all collaborate. Sin and I were the primary songwriters when we used to jam together but yeah, so we're gonna do some more of that and there's just a lot of stuff happening and things have kind of gotten a lot bigger, a lot faster than I anticipated. I'm getting like a hundred friend requests a day now, you know, on Facebook. Doug Marshall will do that to you. Yeah, exactly. And you're playing the acoustic show. I'm not. Yeah. See, this is what I want to hear. I want to hear this. I'm gonna play a little bit of this probably about a minute or so because I've got, there's more filthy stories I want to hear from you. Yeah, you can ask me anything you want for the next 26 minutes. So if you could play the acoustic song, Mindy, I'd like to hear this. I want to hear Society One acoustic because you're not exactly Joni Mitchell. I got to hear this. Oh, dude, I can belt it out better than you think, dude. Let's hear it. All right, there's a little header on it so fast forward. There you go. Pretty creepy, right? We did a whole acoustic show. Is this Sin on guitar? No. Okay, all right. But he has played acoustic with us. Who's playing acoustic? Me. All right. How come you don't play if it's my life? I live in pain so I can see All of the pain that you will be And if you crack before I break I'll still burn I'll still burn I'll still burn I'll still burn I'll still burn I'll still burn your mistake Can you ever escape From your fire-inducing fate Will you ever learn Your desire is to burn Burn with me With me Burn with me Oh, there you go. I like it. I like it. You actually can sing. That's good. It's crazy, right? I'm not used to you with the lower register. Yeah. How come you don't play guitar live? Because I'm too busy jumping around shaking my junk. Yeah, you are. Yeah, people like that shit. Because you can get like an acoustic guitar shaped like a dick just like your microphone. I could, I guess, yeah. Check the guitars. We got to, let's work on that. Yeah. Listening scam? So I was going to ask you about, because I actually mentioned you, I was hanging out with our mutual friend who's been on the show, Tesla LaCoyle, who does Suspension Still. And she told me, and I want to get your very, because we talked all about your suspensions. Okay. You're the world record holder, you beat Chris Angel. Because I asked her what the appeal is of that. And she said that, you know, the one thing that you just, you always take for granted is gravity. And that's the last thing you want to let go of. So when you finally take that step and let go of it and just, you know, put your trust in it and say, Suspension says it's the biggest high you've ever had. More than drugs. Just letting go of gravity and just hanging there. Is that correct? Maybe for her it is. What's it like for you? Well, the most spiritual experience that I ever had, and again, I remember, see, my suspensions are so different than everybody else's. And I know this, I mean, you have to understand something. A couple of things here. I hold the world record, a lot of world records in suspension. I mean, one of them being the fact that I once did it in front of 40,000 screaming fans while singing. Nobody's ever done that before. So, I mean, you get the high from suspending, but also the fact that you're playing in front of 40,000 people. Doesn't the setup take a long time? No. You break it beforehand. You know what I mean? And then I just get pierced and go up. And then you gotta remember the other suspension that I did, the six-hour suspension, I mean, that was the longest four-hook suspension in history as well. So that really, it's not really necessarily for me about coming off the ground and losing gravity. That is just about the amount of pain. You know, it's like the pain becomes the catalyst for the trip that you're on. You know, you're having an experience through the... Well, I'm sure you get some sort of endorphin rush from it. The endorphins wear off and that's when the real trip happens. Before that, you don't really feel much. When all that shit leaks out of your system and all that you're doing is riding a pain. I'd feel it right away. I'd feel it right away too. I'd feel it right away. I'm not into it. Of anybody here, I've got the most loose skin. Just as a close second. But I would feel it right away. They would have to pull it up so high to get you off the air. I'm sorry. You can do it. No, but that... So for me, that was like the... When you talk about, like, every experience is different. And then I did another one where I played guitar. Then it was a fact of improvising music. You told me about it. Yeah, you know what? So it's all different for everybody. Because I'm going to see Jane's Addiction in Vegas. That's why I won't be for your show. And from what I understand, they've incorporated suspensions in their act. And that's part of the reason why I don't do it anymore. Everybody... So what's the next thing? I don't know. It just depends. I was on a video shoot just this last weekend and the owner of the label was like, oh, I saw that you did suspensions just like Dave Navarro and I just wanted to slap him. Listen, I love Dave Navarro. I can't say his name enough. He's done amazing things by him and, you know, he puts it out there that, you know, he saw me do it and then he got the idea and it's all good. But normal people don't know that. And so now what happens is it's become a thing like, oh, like Jane's Addiction, like Dave Navarro. And I don't know how to tell these people I was breaking world records before they even knew what suspension was. Exactly. And it's not a knock on them. You know, they can do whatever the fuck they want. I love them. They're great. They're an amazing band. Dave's a great guy. But yeah, it's frustrating. I mean, you know what I mean? The only possible thing that we're talking about doing as far as a suspension show again is if we were to do a 10 year anniversary over in Europe at Donington because that's one place where You would do it at a big festival like that. Yeah, just specifically over there because those people know, you know, over there it was a much bigger deal. When I did it over here it was at the Key Club in front of 700 people at Jay Gordon. When I went over there it was, you know, there was 70,000 people in the festival that day and it went over the BBC and I got nominated for Best Live Performance for the London Symphony Orchestra. You also won the Symphony. Symphony Orchestra. Yeah, all that crap. So it's like people know. It's like if Jane's Addiction went over there nobody's ever going to walk up to me and say, oh, like Dave Navarro. Over here it's like I'm a peon compared to Dave Navarro. You know what I mean? Johnny, have you ever done post suspension? I have not. Right? No, but I know what they're sort of talking about. I've had similar experiences like with branding and things like that where you sort of transcend and go to a different place. My question for you though. Have you been branded? Yeah, I have. Yeah, I've been doing like a three. Tell me about branding. What is branding? Well, there's different kinds of doing. There's a single strike branding kind of like what they would do with a cow, you know. Like actual branding? Yeah. Like actually taking a hot piece of steel? Have you done this more than one time? Yes, yeah. I've done it all over my arm. Oh, look at that. From here. Wow. First time I went through a three hour session that was a little intense. I probably wouldn't do that again, you know. Three hours. Ooh. But my question for Matt was if you're not doing it anymore and if you got some sort of like a spiritual high out of it, is there anything you do to sort of replace it? Or did you just leave it and move on? Oh, after the last time that I did it? Listen, man. As far as like a spiritual sort of high that you might get off to? Dude, after you suspend for six hours, that's enough spiritual high to last you for a very extremely long, long time. And I'm not kidding, man. You gotta understand. Six hours? Nobody can really necessarily understand that. How many people have walked on the moon? More than one. How many people have hung longer than six hours? None. None. Me. You know what I mean? It puts you in a very isolated mindset so you don't necessarily, you can't really relate with anybody. If someone were to do it for seven hours, would you try to break it? No. You know what? There's been a lot of people that have come up to me and said, I'm gonna break your record. You know what I say to them? If you do it honestly and you do it without drugs, then more power to you and if you break it, I get my hats off to you because there's things that when you go up there that they're not even ready for. They don't even know that's gonna happen to them. Very specific, just like physiological things like the fact that your knees swell up and if you can't do a lotus position very easily, you're gonna lose circulation and you're gonna have to come down just because you can't handle it on your knees. So you were hanging and you were putting your legs in the lotus position? Yeah, absolutely. I had to because I didn't even know that I was gonna have to deal with the circulation issues because I could do partial yoga poses while I was suspending. It allowed me to be able to stay up there for that long. Wow. Normal people that would go up in that position. When you look at Criss Angel and you look at other people that try to break records or try to do records when Criss did the original record, he did a superman horizontally like this and that was because of the circulation because the moment you go like this, after three hours, man, if you can't bend your legs in certain places to get your ankles above your knees, you're fucked. And that's a lot of things people don't even realize. They think, oh, I can handle the pain. I'm gonna fucking beat it. There's been dudes going up all over the place trying to beat it. Nobody's been able to do it yet. Wow. And I'm not saying it like, oh, look at me. Maybe I am. I don't know. That's Lord Zane right there. Lord Zane, let's save the rest for last. A little modest. Let's hear some droopy stories. Now- Anything you want today. You know what, dude? You've only got 17 minutes left. I know. We rehashed a lot of the same stuff. Yeah, it's your fault. I'm giving you an open book and- I know. Let me ask a question. Okay, Mindy's got a question. Because you're talking about how you've done like all this awesome, sexy stuff. Yeah, sure. You're a rock star. Okay, yeah, rock star. Do you ever get road boners? Like vans give you hard-ons. What? Road boners? What is that? That's when you're on tour and you're in a bumpy van for so long that it just gives you a hard-on. No, I have. Oh, I have. I have, but you know- I mean, I get it, but I'm a girl, so- Yeah. Yeah. I can tell you a story about a van, though, and a bunch of boners. Do you ever have to like stop and everyone just gets out and whacks it at a rest stop? I've got a better- That's my band. You need a new band. I have a better story about a van and boners. Okay, Mindy, we're starting a band together. We talked about it. I can top all stories. Let's hear it, Lord. Okay, we used to play a game with a groupie, right? We'd be at a show, right? And like, this is a true story. This happened a lot, but I'll give you one specific thing. And again, disclaimers many, many years ago. She said, Hey, I live about three hours away. Can I hop on the van? And you know, this is when we were in a van. This is States, right? And can drive. And we go, okay, yeah. We can give you a ride, but this is how it works in our band, okay? When you get on the van, the van is fueled, okay? The van is fueled by dicks, all right? The dick is the fuel for the van. And you want to know what the machinery is? You. So you have to fucking constantly be doing one of three things while you're on this van to be able to get home. And you have to be able to get home. You have to be stroking, sucking, or fucking somebody. And when one guy is done, you have to go to the very next. And if you finish the band, you have to get to the roadies. You are not done. And then if you finish the roadies, it starts all the way back to the top. So what happened is, well, I don't know who went first. We didn't definitely didn't want to let Sin go first because he just would have ruined it for everybody. Right, right, right. But so basically, we put him in the van and then, you know, we had like, the van was huge. It had like partitions and shit. There's a little back room. You don't have to accommodate Sin's dick. Yeah, it did. And what would happen is, so she'd start number one and, you know, go through the whole thing whenever the guy wanted and then second guy, third guy. And the moment they'd stop, we'd pull the van over and be like, all right, got to get out. And she'd be like, I don't understand. Like, well, you stopped. You've got to have a dick somewhere in your vicinity and doing something to it for the van to keep going. And she would went for four and a half, five hours and got through the entire band and all the roadies. Unreal. I think that's a good, I think that's a world record too, isn't it? She was a trooper. We actually saw her later at another show like a couple months later. She didn't even want to talk to us. She was very disgusted. You know what I mean? She's like, I have to, I have to get home. I think she had to get home that Monday morning because I think she, her husband. No, no, it was her kid. I go to school. Well, at least her kid was in the van in the backseat. No, we didn't fuck with that shit. Mommy, how do cars go? How do cars start? Well, son, you got to suck a dick and there's got to be more stories than that. Of course there is, dude. There's endless. It's funny because when Sin and Aaron were, on the show and we never got to because we were talking about ministry and how they stole your band and everything. Yeah. But they were talking about the girls in Europe. Aaron had his girl too. I know. Yeah, his girl was here so we didn't really talk about it. But the girls in Europe, especially I believe the Netherlands. Can you corroborate some of this? They're dirtier than the United States girls? You know what, man? For us, every, all the girls were dirty. Every single one of them was dirty. We were so, every girl was so dirty for us that we had a surplus of girls other bands that we tour with. The headlining acts would come to our hotel room for our surplus and I'm not going to mention any names but I swear to you we would have 14 girls in a room per night and the band, the other headlining acts would be every night at our door and they'd be like, what do you guys have left tonight? And this is the headlining act. You know what I mean? And so, Can we say Limp Bizkit was one of them? No, no. Limp Bizkit was not one of them. I have Fred Durst stories but that's a whole other thing. We'll get to one of those. As far as the Europe, I have a Europe story if you want to hear it. Let's hear a Europe story. It's not directly related to sex but it is because it has semen in it but we went on tour once and there was this troupe of girls that was forced on our bus to open up the show called the Satanic Sluts. They were like the European version of the Suicide Girls. Oh, okay. Anyways, every day they'd get up and they'd fucking rub like fake blood on their tits before we played and they walked around like they were fucking rock stars and we were paying for the bus and the whole bit and we're just like, who the fuck are you? So we decided to get back at them one night and Durst, you know, is a very large gentleman took off his underwear that he was wearing for three days and put it in their bunk so they'd sleep on it and they found it and they just threw it back at us and it really wasn't enough to really rattle them. So we waited the entire tour. We really couldn't do anything to them until finally the last show. Their boyfriends came to town. They decided not to take the bus to the last stop on the tour. So we're on the bus and we're like, fuck, fuck those chicks. How the fuck are we going to get back at them? Nothing rattles these chicks. They're all about it. They're like, hold on a second. Is there props here for the show tomorrow? They're like, yeah, I think they're in the downstairs lounge. So we went downstairs and we started rifling through them and we found their fake blood. Right? And we're like, oh, that's all spit in it, right? And we're like, no, that's not good. Let's piss in it. No, piss isn't good. And we're like, oh, we got it. The drummer, he hasn't dropped a load since he's been here because he's married. Drop a load in this fucking thing. So he dropped a big, huge, juicy load in the fake blood. We filmed all this, by the way. The next night, they're doing their show. All the bands come out. They're filming it. They're watching it. They put the fake blood all over them. They're rubbing it on their tits. They're kissing each other with it. We're laughing our asses off. We go backstage. They go backstage. Their boyfriends are like, oh, baby, you did so great. They start kissing their boyfriends with the fake blood. One girl turns to the other girl and says, I think the blood's going bad. It's got a really weird taste to it today. Right? Let's throw up a little more now. So we actually edited that and put it on one of our DVDs. Right. And we turned it into the label. It was an hour and a half DVD and the label came back with their lawyer and said, you have to edit out these 45 minutes and these events for us to release this DVD. Wow. It was 45 minutes of footage that they felt would cause, you know, them a felony. You know what I mean? Wow. And we didn't know it was a felony. That's a felony, by the way. It is a felony? Absolutely. To jerk off in somebody's blood? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, take a shit. Oh, take a shit. No, no, no. No, we jerked. We jerked off. I thought... Did you listen to the story, Josie? Oh, he said, jump a load. Drop a load. Drop a load. Drop a load. Come on, get with it. Drop a load. Okay, Josie, since you're listening so well, what is your wildest groupie story? Because you probably have... You've had girls and guy groupies, I would imagine. Well, Matt probably has, too. Have you had any guys come up to you? Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's hear a story about that. Well, there's really not much to say. I mean, I will tell you this. So back in 99, we used to tour with this band. I forget the fucking name was. Kevorkian Death Cycle, right? Okay. All fucking gay guys in the band. We didn't know that when we fucking went on tour with them. Nicest dudes in the world, whatever. And we're talking to them, you know, the whole band. They're explaining, oh, this is how you wear cock rings. And they're telling us all about this gay culture and shit. And we're like, cool, whatever, bro. So we loved it because they would take all the dudes from the show and then we'd get all the chicks. Yeah, that's great. So we'd go back to the hotel and you'd walk by our hotel rooms. It was like Sodom and Gomorrah because one room, all these little fucking guy groupies were getting butt fucked. Then you come over to our room and there was all these like crazy ass fucking chicks in there. And it was just like everybody was fucking getting fucked all over the place. Dudes, chicks on that tour. Nobody was safe. It was fucking ridiculous. Why do I get into comedy? You never see these things at the improv. I got to tell you. No. But Josie, what was the weirdest groupie experience that you ever had? Oh, man. I didn't think you were going to ask me this. I posted it on Instagram. I know, but usually I don't get, I usually stay out of the quest. Should I save that for the birthday show? That's all right. I have more if you want more. Let's hear more. Let's listen to him. Let's hear Matt's. Did you ever tour? You guys never toured together. You were on Point of Rock together. On the Road stays On the Road. Not with Matt. Matt. Matt. I could care less. More groupie stories. What are the hijinks? Do you want to hear some really sick shit or what? I really do. Some really nasty, filthy, fucking foul shit. Yes. I'll tell you about two things right here. Okay. And this is like, first of all, I want to just claim, I've been tested, by the way, since all these stories. All right. There was a time, dude. You haven't really told anything that you've done that's so bad. Oh, I'm about to. I'm about to. By the way, you didn't drop a load on Josie's Perrier, did you? No. No, she's safe. Okay. We were shooting for a DVD, right? And so we were getting chicks on the road to do all this crazy shit. And one girl said to me, she goes, Matt, I will cut your initials into my stomach with a razor blade and you can film it. Okay? I go, hey, this is pretty cool. It's devotion. So I'm filming her and she cuts big ass letters in her stomach, a big MZ right into her stomach and starts bleeding out of her stomach. And I was like, holy shit, this is getting serious. And she goes, fuck me. And I go, oh man, this is fucking some weird shit. So she lays back, right? And she just goes, just good on top of me. Just fuck me. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm going to fucking fuck with this shit. You know what I mean? I don't suggest any of this, Josie. So anyway, so I'm banging her and then all of a sudden I fucking, I pulled out and she's like, cum on my open wounds. So I came on her open wounds and she's like, it stings. It stings. It's so good. And she took the bloody cum then she pushed it, pushed it down to her vaginal area and used it as lubricant to finger bang and rub her clit to a secondary orgasm. Okay? And I was just like, I finished with that and I was like, I'm going to hell. I am the most disgusting man on the face of this fucking planet. I'm, I can't believe you just told that fucking story. This is what you inspired from a female fan. Yeah, that really happened. That's the, that's the first blood story that I have. Okay, what's the second blood story that you have? Second blood story was I did a suspension once, right? And there was a, there was a, look at that smile. There was a girl that, look at the creepy smile. I love it. That came back after, afterwards. And we get to it. And she said, I get on top of her and she goes, can I touch the wounds? And I'm like, my back? And she's like, yeah. I go, okay. And she's like, listen, I'm really down to fuck, but I have to tell you something. I go, what's up? She goes, I'm on my period. And I was like, all right. And so she, we started going at it and she was bleeding profusely. I was bleeding profusely out of my back and she was just rubbing it all fucking together. And we passed out after I fucking dropped one of the biggest loads of my life. I woke up and we were just, it looked like there was a fucking murder just occurred. I can imagine, yeah. I opened wounds and blood fucking everywhere. Blood, cum, sweat, naked bodies, fucking just, it was just like, what the fuck did we just do? What did we just fucking do? So she had, she put menstrual blood in your wounds and your wounds in there. And a mouth fucking all over the place. And I was like, you know, I've put a towel down. That's about the extent of the stories I had. Rubbing it all into each other, the cum and the, oh, my God, it was just fucking just the most disgusting thing ever. wins. That's, it's endless. It's endless. John, do you have any good groupie stories? You know, I'm going to take a, I'm going to take Matt's cautionary detail to heart from earlier. I'm a, I got someone I'm really in love with. Okay. So I'm just gonna, not gonna even talk. Well, let me ask you one question. I'm going to get back to, we're going to get one more Matt Zane story before we get out of here. Yes. Do women hear that sexy voice on the radio? All the time. Do you, I know you have a girlfriend, but do you have women that contact you through the station? I get a, well, let's say, no, not really. I get a lot of compliments on the social media. Let me put it that way. But you never have a woman, oh, I love your voice. I've heard a thing or two. Yeah. And you're like, oh, I got a girlfriend. Oh, Johnny. Because we're all over the world, so I'm sure you get women. I love that voice. Well, no, I wouldn't say I get fan mail per se, but yeah, there's a fair amount of comments and stuff, you know, on social media. How's that? That, that, that's good. It's hard, it's hard to top the blood and cum story, so I'll see. Yeah. Everybody thinks they can always top my stories. Nobody can. No, I didn't think you'd top them. I thought, I thought maybe there'd be like one girl like, oh, I love your voice. Yes, I love your song selection. And, uh, was all, you know, some, some girl from Europe that was all over you. And anyway, you can, well, in reference to your girlfriend, I will, I will let that pass. We got one more story for Mad Zane. Let me just see, think. You want another story? Porn or rock? Porn. Cause we got the, we got the rock story. Cause I have a sin, a sin rock story that's really funny. I can't hear what she's saying. We're gonna, we're gonna play this in the last society one track when we, when we get out of here. Yeah. Uh, do you, a sin story or a porn story? Josie, you tell me. Can you get, can you do both in five minutes? I shut her up finally. She got fucked. She got speechless after this story. She's just like, in the beginning, she's like, blah, blah, blah. What the fuck am I sitting next to? Are you sure it was that or is this the only word to be common? I'm not shocked. I'm not. I mean, I've lived life. Trust me. I'd like to hear, do you got a story about our old good friend, Lynn Strait? I don't. Yeah, I got a lot of stories about Lynn. All right. You know, I mean, but most people know him, you know, know the stories. Lynn Strait from Snot, but yeah, you told one of the, one of the stories cause he was at the, he was at the Jonathan Davis. Oh, he was, he actually did porn in the movie that, yeah, he actually did Fuck the Girl in one of your movies. Yeah. Let's hear a porn story. Let's hear a porn story. About, about Lynn or just about porn in general? Do you have a good Lynn Strait porn story? I mean, I've told it a lot, but I mean, it's not really, it's not really. Well, here's a porn, tell a porn story you've never told. Oh my God, dude. I'm here. Now you're going to have to make me think like really hard because you remember I did porn for 10 years. So, oh man, there's just so fucking many of them. There's disgusting ones and funny ones and just, you know, it's just, they're endless. Let's hear a funny one. Let's hear a funny one. Let's hear a funny one. Okay. I was shooting a scene once, right? And there was a guy named Dave Hartman that used to be in the business. You'll remember this guy was like a fucking fuck horse. You know what I mean? He just, he would fuck anything. He'd fuck it all different ways. Dave Hartman? Yeah. He was just insane. He was really weird. He was part of this group called, he lived in his van or something. Yeah. It was fucking ridiculous. Anyways, this guy, nothing would ever make this guy go down ever. So anyways, one day we're shooting a scene and he's banging this chick and all of a sudden we're starting to smell this odor, okay, that's starting to permeate the air in a way that we've never, we've never felt, we've never felt or smelled before, okay? And I'm thinking Dave's going to get through it but it keeps getting worse and worse and worse and worse and finally he pulls out and he looks at me and he goes, I gotta fucking talk to you. The first time this motherfucker has ever stopped a sex scene in 4,000 sex scenes in his life. He pulls me in the back room and he's like, dude, you gotta do something about this. I can't fucking handle it anymore. I go, dude, you're Dave Hartman. Of course you can do it. As I'm about to say this and I'm lecturing him, I can smell it off of his dick. I can actually smell the odor off of his dick. I was like, where is it coming? And I looked down and I could almost see it just like coming off of his cock into my nose and I was just like, that is the most foul, disgusting, wretched vaginosis I have ever experienced before in my life. I was confused. I didn't know if it was the vag or the ass. No, it was the vag, dude. Oh, is that bad? It was the worst thing. I don't know, something like that. Something crawled up there and died. You know what? She probably didn't get rid of a tampon or something. I don't know what she did. It doesn't matter what it was. Josie seems to know a lot about this. Yeah. No, I heard a story about this on the radio the other day. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. Someone left one in for two months. So, there's got to be a note. Tell the disgusting porn story. That wasn't disgusting. What was the funny porn story? Oh, what do you want to hear about? I know I got stories about everybody. Who do we want to hear about? Oh, okay. Nobody that's from this station. You want a bag on? No, no, I would, yeah. Let's see if you could top Ginger Lynn. Yeah, we had Ginger Lynn on. Oh, okay, okay. But, I didn't, it's funny because my mind was in band stories. I didn't think about, you can have me back again and I'll tell all porn stories. Oh, yeah, definitely. When, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when. when, when. when. And Sen and I brought this girl back to the, to the room and we just decided for whatever reason he was banging her in the bed. And so I decided to hop up there and try a DP. You know what I mean? And he's laughing while I'm fucking doing it and we think it's a big fucking joke. And I'm looking at him like, what the fuck are we doing? And the whole time we're laughing. We think it's a funny thing. This only lasts for a couple, minutes, but then we peek over our shoulder for a second and the new bass player is peeking out from behind the corner like this. Oh! Stroking his dick to the whole fucking thing. Which bass player was that? I don't want to tell you. Adam. Nah, poor guy. Matt Zane never disappoints. Matt, how do people get a hold of you? Oh, hey, we got a show tomorrow at Loaded. Come by. It's only five bucks. Ten o'clock. And you're playing with Skin Mask. Oh, we are? Great. Chris Jones' guitar player. Um, facebook.com slash, um, Mr. Zane Rising. Just go there and find everything else. Lord Zane, thank you again. Why do I care, honestly? Hey, you know, we all support each other. No, it's bullshit. It doesn't work that way. Absolutely. Johnny, how do we get a hold of you? Uh, let me see. You can tune in in the archives on the show, neighborhood-love.com. Which I recommend. You pick some really cool songs, a theme every week, and everybody loves the voice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And Johnny Scott Gramercy on Facebook? Uh, yeah, you can find me. I'm fairly public. And Josie, J-O-S-I, Kat, K-A-T. Yeah, just Google me. And, uh, we're gonna play Society One now. Is this a new song? Brand new? Yes, it is. Brand new, exclusive Society One. Produced by Alex Crescioni. Produced by our friend Alex Crescioni. Alex! Have a wonderfully creepy week, everybody! Thank you.! 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