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🎵 That's the way I like to start things, with a bang. I got tickled to death. You did get tickled to death. Who are you? I'm Ro. Delegrazi. Ro Delegrazi. I'm having a little trouble hearing her. We have some weird little thing going on with our speakers. Can you hear me? I know. I can't hear me either. Can we hear me? Turn up. I can hear you. She says turn her volume up louder. I hear you. Turn up. Turn it up. This one right here. Oh. There. Can you hear me now? Oh. I hear you. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? I can hear you. I can hear you. You can adjust it yourself to where you like it. What? I hear everything. There. Who's that? Who's that that I hear? Stevie. Stevie. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn. We've got Ro Delegrazi. We've got Stevie in studio. And we have an amazing show for you. We're going to start off with one of my favorite things. We did something about it yesterday, but I love the ass. Yeah, but I have a confession. I'm wearing the same shirt I wore on the first show we did. I need a new wardrobe. What? You have a budget for wardrobe? Yeah, let me write that to Stevie. Put that down, will you? Well, you're downtown. There's a lot of fashion people down there. Oh, yeah. We should go to Santee Alley. Yeah, you can go. You know what? I need some clothes for a show. Why don't you guys walk up and down and get sponsors for the show? I'm sure there are a lot of people out there. I've seen a lot of shopping carts that have clothes hanging off of them. I think those are homeless people. Oh. That could make it more interesting. Oh, I thought it was like a traveling store. They might be able to sponsor us. You know, they have Facebook pages now. There's a library. They're always asking for money. They've always got, like, buckets full of money. I know. They do. So they might want to be our sponsor. They make more money than we do. That's true. Would you do a homeless person? Oh, when I was single? When you were single. I made out with a homeless person. I made out with a homeless guy once. Well, he was, like, the teenage homeless guy when I was a teenager. So he was the hot runaway? Yeah, he was the hot runaway. That's the only time. But no, I probably wouldn't accept a date. I mean, where were we going to go? The soup kitchen. I've been to the soup kitchen. I'm very supportive. I've worked at the soup kitchen. Did you really? Yeah, when I was 15. Good for you. In New York, in Manhattan. It was a lot of work, too. When you work at the soup kitchen, it's a lot of work. I delivered food for... What's the angels program here? Project Angel Food. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's nice. I did that for a couple of years. And I had to get in there. The people in the kitchen, they were in there, like, 4 or 5 in the morning to get the dinners ready. It gives you a whole other perspective, right? Yeah, you've got your route. And I did it until my first person passed on me. Oh. And I was one of the last people to hug him. You know, it was at the point where he wasn't looking his best. Uh-huh, yeah. And I could tell he wanted a hug, so I delivered his food. And I gave him a big hug. And I knew that was the last hug I was ever going to give him. Really? And it was. I just knew it was really, really sad. But that's not what I wanted to talk about. Oh, yeah. The reason I brought it up is I didn't really mean would you date a homeless person. Would you do a homeless person? Nah, they probably have... One of my standards that you have to have is hygiene. He's got pretty low standards. I'm thinking you've got to have a home. A job. A job. A job and a home. Or an apartment. A car. Or a car. But hygiene definitely is very up there. So, if you don't have to have a car, let's be honest. Nice car, it'll be fine. A car and a car. And downtown traffic moves at the same pace. What if you've got like a tent? I've seen some really nice homeless shelters down here. Like homemade ones. They've got like three bedrooms in them. I know. They're really ambitious. I go, why don't you just kick up the ambition one more notch and get a apartment? Yeah. But then there'd be so many responsibilities and there's something to be said for. Some of them had something happen. They don't like to be behind closed doors because something happened to them when they were young. Some of them actually... So, they have phobias and they're afraid to be behind a door. Yeah. There's normal... Some of them. People that just went, fuck it. I don't want to live in society anymore. I don't want to pay... Some do that, yeah. Some just did too many drugs and... Or not even too many drugs. Yeah, you've got... But you've got your totally normal people that just decide... If I'm going homeless, I'm going to Hawaii and I would totally fucking love it. I could sleep on the beach. You can... You camp as long as you move your camp every couple days. Pitch your tent. Are you fucking kidding me? What a life. And not to have to get up unless I want to as far as money goes. My uncle... I'll design jewelry and sell it to the tourists that come into town. Yeah. I could totally do it. I could eat fish. I could eat really cheap. Eat the local food. And then... Who was it? Didn't they close Napa? Who was it? Then they let everybody out of the hospitals and a lot of them ended up... Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...homeless and on the streets. In Hawaii? In here, in California. Yeah, in Los Angeles. Yeah, we've got a lot that are... We've got some normal ones. We've got some that are... Yeah, mental illness. Mental illness. Some of them are hiding. They're hiding out. They're extremely dangerous criminals. Yeah. Oh, that's true. We have a lot in Ventura that hide out. Wow. I would have never thought of that as a cover. Well, my uncle had to... He actually had a situation where he knew he had to be homeless. For like six months. Intentionally? Yeah, in New York, right? Because he was going from one place and he didn't have another place set up. So he Googled how to be homeless. They Googled it? He made the choice. Yeah. And he Googled, like, just make sure you don't look homeless. But you know... Really? Yeah, he said... The one thing they say is if you've got to live in your car, right? Say you go, okay, some stuff came up and I can't move into a place, right? So I got my car and I'm going to live in my car. They said, just join a gym. I'm so sorry. I don't know. Just stay in shape. So that you have a... That's very, very important when you're homeless. Work on your abs and you can also shower. Well, I knew a lady who did that. She would go get loans to go to community college. She'd get all these loans, live in her car. Yeah. And take, like, I don't know, minimum amount of classes. And she'd just use the money on stuff that she wanted. Really? It was really weird. And she lived in her car, like, rain or shine. Did she eventually graduate? You know... You know, she moved up north towards San Francisco somewhere. Huh? Hi. There's a famous porn star, a very famous porn star that was back in the, in my golden era of porn. And she at one point had seven. That's a nice way to put it. The ginger era. Back when we rode our dinosaurs to the set. Uphill, both ways, in the snow. That was when porn was porn. That's right, damn it. That's when I was doing it. No, I forgot the point. I'm a story. Was she homeless? Was she... Seven cars. No, she stole all of these cars. What? She was just in a bad situation with bad people. She was a porn star slash car thief? She would steal cars. Bad ass. And she would park them in different places. Bad ass. Keep none of them there for a while. And she would live in the different cars. She had, like, you know, Mondays on, you know, this one, Tuesdays on this one. And she would move them each time so that nobody got... I don't know how you would hide a car or where... Yeah. What kind of a neighborhood you have to be in to hide a car. Were they nice cars? I didn't really ask. It was one of those things where she volunteered some information. I know she went to prison. She got caught and had some bad things happen to her. But anyway, this has nothing to do with... I'm trying to get to the booty. I'm wondering if she shot any layouts on these cars. Like that Tony Katane or something? We started with butt and then we went to homeless. Well, what made me come up with this... This is... I was watching... I don't know how I digressed. I'm sorry, but... It's awful. I just want... I want to know if you would do a homeless person. I was drunk. Oh, yeah. I was drunk and I messed around with a homeless guy. I was trying to walk it off. I was trying to walk it off? It was absolutely terrifying. Would you stumble in an alley? No, like, I knew him. He's like... I knew him. He's got kids. But he's just got problems. Do they live with him? Wait, so he chose to be homeless? He chooses to go off the deep end. Okay, and what... Everything was good until he started shooting up in his hand in front of me. Oh, no. Yeah. In his hand? In his hand. And he couldn't find a vein. You mean everything was good until then? I like how it was just like a perfect day and I woke up one day and went, you know what? Give me the fucking needle. Oh, you know, I knew him and he was like... Oh, my God. Yeah, do you want to come to my pad? And I thought... My pad? What could his pad... He had a pad. He had a pad about three inches high. Oh, you mean like a man's pad? It was a pad. It was a pad. We had to crawl to this pad. Oh, come on. Keep up with us. Stay with us. I'm sorry. I'm from a generation where pad means something totally different, like an apartment. No, this was a pad. Thank you, Jenny. You too? Thank you. It was an orange, yellowish foam pad that he had. Orange, yellowish. That is not a natural color for a pad. For a pad. It's not, you know, that yellowish foam pad. That's pee. Oh. It's pee color. It is. It's urine. Okay, I know you don't know. And the orange, I don't even want to know. I saw that on my stranger. She was so seductive. She would eat that. She would eat the pad? Yeah. Uh-huh. That's gross. Is this ever going to get sexy? Okay, I'm sorry. So you're... He's extremely sexy. I'm trying to talk about the ass here. Go ahead. He looks like Channing Tatum. So you went to his pad. He looks like a little bit of a thinner Channing Tatum. Oh, okay. He's a good looking guy. So he was normal one day with kids and maybe a girl involved at some... He cycles. He cycles. He looks really good. Does he have mental illness? Well, I met him... He was hooked up with skinheads when I met him. I was scared of him and I didn't want to be near him. And then... I don't want to ever hang out in your neighborhood. What neighborhood is this? Ventura. I thought Ventura was supposed to... No. Ventura is not good. There's a lot of weird stuff that goes on in Ventura. Really? Yeah. I would never have known that. I had a producer whose father lived under a bridge in Ventura. We went to the fair and he goes, my dad used to live there. Oh, that house over there? No, the bridge. I'm moving to that spot. That was his... Oh, my gosh. But... That was his spot? It was his... Right. I know. It was right where Tortilla Flats was. You know exactly. Because that's where they bulldozed the neighborhood and they made like a little tribute. But he was... He couldn't find his vein. Did he have a nice ass? I want to bring it back to happy. His ass... He had a... He has a really nice dick. I'll tell you... Oh, you fooled around with a homeless guy. So get to the good part. Yeah, that was the point. You were asking. Yes. And then after... When he goes... When you go, do you want a cigarette? He goes, I'd rather shoot up. No, no. Then all of a sudden he pulled out... Was that before or after? No. I shouldn't tell how he hides his junk. But he was... How does he hide it? He was hiding it in this place where you would never think it was. Wait, he hid his... His works. He pulled his works out and I didn't know what he was... Wait, are we talking about drugs or... Drug paraphernalia. Did he hide it in his balls? No, no. He hid it where like, you know, where cops wouldn't look. Like in... Okay, we don't want to know. Yeah, I don't want to see. Hurry up. Hurry up. Get to his ass and get to the sex part. Stashes. Just in case the cops are listening right now. Yeah. I'm sure that they... What else would you be doing in certain neighborhoods? There's nothing to do. There's a vein between your first finger and your second finger. And he dug the needle in and he couldn't get it. He pulled it out and he dug it back in. That's terrible. He pulled it back out. Get to the sex part. And then he went to the other part. And you're sitting there watching this. I was watching this. What point did you go, I gotta go? On his pad. When he couldn't find the vein, he said he was going to go over to this other camp and get a needle. So I told him, you know what? I have a needle. So just stay put and I will be right back. And then you left? I left. So you didn't have sex with him? You tricked him? I got him a needle. I had to run off and get him a clean needle because I didn't want him to like go ask these people. Oh, you're such an enabler. Well, you know what? He was either going to use a needle from this really dirty, dirty person or... Where did you go to see him? He's got a... I've seen his daughter. So I just... All I could think when I looked at him is I just... You look like a normal person. All I saw was his daughter. And I thought, you know, I don't want him using a dirty needle. Oh, and then die. How old is this guy? I don't know. I don't even know. He's got to be like maybe early 30s. Oh. 20 something, early 30s. That's so sad. Well, you left and you're like, I'm going to go to Rite Aid or... I ran off and I had a needle. Wait, what are you doing with a needle? I had a needle because my grandfather was a diabetic. So when he passed away, I had to get rid of his stuff. Oh. But you kept the needles just in case. I kept the needles because I was going to use them for watercolors. I was going to do real fine lines on the paper with the watercolors. That's a good idea. Yeah. And then I kept it in my art box. I like watercolor and attracting heroin addicts. So I decided to keep some needles. I would so use a needle as a piece, as something for art. I save all kinds of weird things. I see where you're going with it. It came in. It came in handy. Okay. So you went home, you got him a needle, you came back. So you sacrificed your artwork for this guy? For this guy. Oh, for his daughter. I felt really bad. All I was thinking about was his daughter. Okay. So you brought the needle back. And by then, did he leave or was he still there? The story started. He had sex with a woman. Well, no. By then, he had found his vein. Oh, thank God. And he had crawled into this little hole. And then he asked me if I was stealing his stuff. He crawled into a hole? What hole? There was like this hole, like this. In the ground? No, it was in the building. There was a hole, like a cubby hole. And he went into the hole and he grabbed, he was taking water hoses. What? I have no idea why. He had a white water hose. He had a white water hose with a blue line on it. And he had a green water hose. And he took the water hoses and he was in the cubby hole doing something. I don't know what he was doing. What? And you're following him around and watching him do this? Well, it was fascinating for me. It was like three in the morning, so. Did you take the needle and start water coloring the scene? No, I waited for him. Then he came over and he sat down next to me. He gave me some cake. He asked me if I wanted cake. Where did he get cake from? Out of his pocket. Okay, what kind of cake? I don't understand. It was chocolate cake. What? Mrs. Debbie's? I mean, what was it? I don't know. Did he bake the cake? It was flat cake. It was flat. No, you do not accept cake from a man that doesn't have an oven around him. I took the cake. Not to mention the shooting up. Did he even get the, where did he bake? So, Steve, you take the cake. Okay, he bit it under his pad, though. I didn't eat it. Why? Because it was flat. It's that. Wait a second. So, you're judging his bakery job. What? Pay attention, yeah. It was flat cake. It was flat cake. Yes, would you eat flat cake? I don't know. Well, it depends if it has frosting on it, to be honest with you. I don't mind flat cake. It might have been mixed into it by then. If it's got frosting on it, I'll eat flat cake. You'll eat the flat cake? I love cake. But I question where the cake came from. I would dry it out, and then once it dried out, I would crumble it and make little bits and then eat it on top of something else. No, that doesn't make sense to me. Let's get to the sex now. I eat cake totally different. Okay, so. Well, by then, he was so hot, he didn't want to, he was just so, he was just so, he was so high, he didn't want to have sex. So you didn't actually fool around with a homeless person, you almost did. Well, I did. I did. Before all this happened? Yes. Before all this happened, because we fooled around once before. Did he have a home then? He was a really, he was a really horny, and I saw him and he asked me, and he was like, oh, did you want to do something? And I was like, yeah, right. What'd you do? What'd you do? What'd you do? And he walked me over to the... To this little alley. And then he just undid his pants, and this, like, gorgeous, he had this, he's got a really nice cock. He should, like, if he wasn't doing drugs, he should be doing porn. Okay. He's got a really nice cock. Did you suggest that to him? Maybe he'd get a job? It'd be a step up. Nope. But he wanted, you know, and he, he like, was like, oh, you know, do you want to suck it? And I was like, okay, and I went down on my knees. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't just randomly... No. I got down, I gave it a couple jerks, and I was like, we don't have condoms. So I looked up at him, and I thought, okay. Okay, I just want to suck his dick. I don't want him to fuck me. But they could still be germs. But I told him, I said, I asked him, because I needed to, I needed a reason to get a condom. So I had to throw it out there. So I said, hey, do you want to fuck me? And he said, yeah. So I said, all right, let's go get a condom. So we took off, and we got a condom. And then I got the condom, put some lube. I like that you had needles at your house, but you didn't have condoms. That was the second time. No. I have, you should see, I have this trigger. They're not good for people. It's a condom painting. They're thick. They're messy. They're too big for your fingers. They're too small for your whole hand. I sense a new art trend. It's an art trend condom painting. The condoms are inside the witch. Only if there's a dick in it. If there's a dick in it, okay. Look. Like, condoms are in the witch. I have a little witch. Okay. And she's, it's like a, you get Halloween. You get it from, like, one of these fast food places. So when you go trick-or-treating, they've got these cute little pails. Oh, I like those things. Yes. They've got, like, a ghost. So you have a pail. And there's a witch. Okay. I keep all the condoms in the lube inside the witch. I don't. And they're always giving them out. So, like, you know, if you're in West Hollywood, right at the corner of San Vicente and Santa Monica, they've got a place. They've got a bowl. They've got a bowl this big. Okay. Full of condoms. And they just give them out. Pick them up. All the, most of the places, the abbots and other places have condoms. They just have big, giant bowls of condoms. They're everywhere. So you had this witch bowl. So I have a witch bowl. Wouldn't that be great if that was in straight neighborhoods? They should have that. That we, because God, the great thing about condoms is that you can have them anywhere. The great thing about being gay is there's, when you're in a gay area, a gay neighborhood, everybody's fucking gay. Everybody's part of it. You're a team. You're a neighborhood. You've got kinfolk around. Did I just say, just say kinfolk? Kinfolk. Kinfolk. Yes. I mean, they're so nice to each other. You've got the big, giant bowls. There's a lot of kinfolk in there. Milking maids. Milking maids? West Hollywood. Milking maids. Oh, God. Traipsing around San Vicente. That's why I give such a good handjob. I've learned. I've learned how to milk a cow when I was very, very young. I'm very good at it. Back in the day. Ginger's golden day. They called them milking maids. Not porn stars. Milking maids. Maids are milking. Oh, maids are milking. Okay, so now you found the condoms. We got the condoms, but I had, you know, we went over this thing yesterday where it was like tips for anal sex. Was that yesterday? No, that was BDSM. It was before. God, it goes so fast. We have to. Dad only knows. It's so fast. And rule number one. Rule number one. I don't even know where we are. Rule number one was like. Cleanliness. Cleanliness. Yes. And I had, you know, I eat constantly. So I really had to go. And he really wanted to go there. And I was like, you cannot go there. He wanted you to go there. He wanted you to pee for him. No, he wanted me. He wanted to fuck me. But there was no way. I was packed to the gills. You couldn't have him inside you. If you knew that, then why did you ask him the question? Because I needed the condoms. I wanted him to suck his dick because he was homeless. And then you teased him. But you had to pee. No, no. I had to shit. Oh, you had to poo. I had, yeah. I had to do a big butt sculpture. You did not want to. We get it. So now what are you going to do? He obviously doesn't have a bathroom. We just went off to the side of this really cute restaurant. Wait a second. Did you have sex yet? You had it after that? Yeah, I did. I blew him with a condom. I put the condom on him. Did you poo first? I didn't have time. Oh my God. I didn't have time. I didn't have time because one thing about guys. We need to update your profile. We need to get you. First of all, you need a home. Guys. That's the first standard. You need. I've got a home. The guys who want to get busy, want to get busy then. If you wait five or ten minutes, sometimes they really lose all interest. And if they're high, they can really lose interest. Okay. But no, I'm talking about the guys that you go after. No more vans. No more homeless guys. No more drug addicts. I agree. With all of them. We need better. We need better. We need better. Guys, you need to set your standards a little bit higher. These were just random. Like one of those. They're damn. This is random. This is when like Stevie is bored out of his mind. I'm inventor. I get bored, but I don't. I've gotten bored too and I've never gotten. I get so bored. I'm not a guy in a van. I would get into cars. I gotta take a shit. I'm that bored. I'm gonna suck a cock. Wait, I'm gonna go to a pad. It was a pad. You get to my house. What if you got like took a pottery class? I'm gonna go to a pottery class or something. We need to get somebody to like. I tried. The pottery class was full because this woman's so good that her class fills up. What? Yeah. Adventure College. She's so good that you can't get into her class. What about painting? Color me mine. They're open all the time. They're all over the place. You go in and you pick these cool things. You can pick big urns. I'm gonna go to that. You can pick one. I've gone a couple times. I love it. You can pick a coffee mug. You can pick a piggy bank. You can pick really cool big ashtrays. You know what I'm gonna start doing is go to Color Me Mine and start painting shitty gifts. Like they won't look great. And I'm gonna give them out to people. And they're gonna have to accept them because I painted them. And a bowl is a really cool gift to give because a bowl means that you've always got room to fill yourself up. And you never want your bowl to be overflowing. You want to keep your bowl. You want to empty it out and fill it back up again. I'm gonna put that in the car, Ginger. It's a symbol. They're gonna love it. It's a beautiful. Can I go with you? Can we color together? Yeah, let's do it. I'm serious. Yeah. But you know what? We can color sexy things. What's that? Like color like those Greek, like those little Greek pottery things with all the naked people on them all running around doing Olympic sex and everything. Oh, my naked person would look really funny. Yeah, we can do that. They're stick people though, right? Yeah, they're stick people. Oh, we can do stick people. Yeah, we can do that. So I have a bowl in mind already. I want to paint. Okay. This weekend, you want to paint? I think I can this weekend. I think I can too. Sunday? Sunday, I work till five. Oh, no, I have to go at night. I have to go to... Oh, you're doing a show. Well, you're doing a show this weekend. What are you doing? No. I'm doing a show on Friday night, Sunday nights. That's this weekend. With the family. You're doing a show this Friday night. In Canoga Park. Canoga Park? I don't want to brag. Oh, you're so close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I live close. It's called Lulu's. Are you making fun of Canoga Park? No, no. Well, I'm in Canoga Park Bowl. Canoga Park Bowl, the bowling alley? Yeah, I've played there before. No, I love the Canoga Park. It's not... Yeah, that's on Corbin. I love that bowling alley. Oh, yeah. It's an interesting show. Seriously. I love... Friday night, I will come and see you bowl. Oh, but it's not at Corbin Bowl. It's at Lulu's. Lulu's. Yeah. Okay, which is? Where is Lulu's? She was looking it up on the phone. You can let us know when you get your shit together. What's the closest you came to making out with somebody homeless? Oh, yeah. Because I made out with a guy. I told those stories. You know, I never have. The only time that I came close to anything... Were you ever pinched by a homeless person? Maybe pinched your butt? Never been... I've given money. To a homeless person, that's about as far as it goes. Never given him a blowjob or had any desire. But I dated a guy one time. And we were in San Francisco. We were walking around. And there was a homeless person that looked like they were kind of normal. And I said, I can't imagine ever coming to the point where... You know, most people live month to month. But all of a sudden, you're homeless. You have no friends. You have no place to go. You know, I have friends. I wouldn't know when I would stay with, you know, for a long time. But I have many people I could call up and say, look, something happened. I have nothing. Can me and my son and my boyfriend, can the three of us move in? You know, I'm not in that position. But if I were, I have friends that I could call. So I said to this guy, how is it, you know, that people that have jobs and that live week to week can't just get a new phone? Or a new phone. Can't just get... Get a new phone. Get a new job. You know, how is it that you just become a person that lives on the street? And he said that he almost became that person once. He just, he wasn't getting enough work. His mortgage was behind. He didn't have any money saved. Okay. He stayed with as many friends as he could for as long as he could. People got tired of his welcome. And he would sleep in his car and ended up on the street. So that's the closest that I've ever come. I have friends who've lost their homes, lost everything. And now they're like into their... They're going into their... I... I... I... I... I... I dated him for two years. I'm fucking ill. And they're getting taxed heavily by pulling money out of their... Say it again? Really? Yeah. The taxes are high. When you pull out of your 401, you know what I hear? One of my uncles, my other uncle lived in an abandoned van on a farm, a Kabbalah priest's farm. Oh, I know him. You know him, right? He used to sell coconuts for $5 a coconut. I used to buy coconuts. I got them for $4.50. We were, we were tight. I know your uncle. And he, he said to me one day, he says, bro, I've got evidence that the LA person, he's LAPD beats people down at a rally. And I'm like, okay. He goes, I've got it on tape. So he shows me the tape. And all it is is him videotaping, like, he's at a riot on rollerblades. On rollerblades. On rollerblades. And he's just rollerblading into the cops. And then they beat him up. And then I'm like, hey, you rollerbladed into them. You know, and they beat you down. And he's like, I'm going to send this to the news. I don't think that's a good idea. They're going to tell you that you didn't get beat down. When you rollerblade into them, they're going to push you down with their batons. All right. I promise you we're going to get to the butt today. I promise you. You know, I found the address. I can't promise anything when I'm with either one of you, Rodela Grazi or Stevie. Oh, it's at Roscoe and Balboa. I didn't even tell the other story. So we're going to the butt now. Tonight I'm at the Ice House. And just a second. Just a second. We're going to take a break. So tonight you're at the Ice House. Tonight I'm at the Ice House. And on Friday I'm at. Well, wait. Tonight's tonight. So tell us about the Ice House. Tonight's tonight. I'm at the. I'm hosting California's Funniest Female. California's Funniest Female. Where is the Ice House? It's on 24 Mentor Road in Pasadena. In Pasadena. I used to do the contest. And then I got mad that I never won first. So I just started hosting it. That's what I would do. What is your voice? What is your stage voice? I talk about. Oh, you know what? I never told you. You have a different voice when you talk? No, no. I talk about regular stuff. But I did. I do say. I do have a story about Ginger. Because I. In your act? Yeah. When I said. Really? When I started doing Playboy. I wanted to tell my dad that I had a credit. You know, like. Oh, I did Playboy Radio. Dad, I got a credit. And he goes. I go. Oh, this is the time with Christy Canyon. Right. Right. So I said. Dad, I've been doing. You know, my dad's Vito. You know, he's like. You know. Not like. He's not like. He's not like that. He's just. He's a nice giant boy. He's like. Oh, fuck. You know, like that. Right. But he's from Italy. He's born and raised in Italy. Well, I said. Dad, I've been doing Playboy Radio. Right. With some porn stars. And he goes. Oh, yeah. What's their names? So I said. Well, one's Christy Canyon. And he goes. Oh, the older broad. Yeah. And I go. The other is Ginger Lynn. He goes. Oh, the blonde. I go. Yeah. And he goes. You tell them I've seen all their work. He goes. You tell them I've seen them from head. To toe. Oh, no. That's great. Okay. Got it. Oh, no. For some reason. Your dad. Got it. Watching me do it. It's just not going to work for me. I know. And normally I like it when I have fans. I know. I'm like. Oh, that's so cool. But I know you. Vito. I know you. And I'm just. My father Vito. Is a very big fan. Watching Ginger Lynn movies. I'm just thinking of Vito jerking off in it. And it's your dad. He probably just said. Oh, that's nice. And then he went and cooked it. He cooked some pasta. There's no fucking way you can watch a Ginger Lynn movie and not jerk off. No, I'm sorry. But I didn't ask about the details. I don't want to know about the details. Anyway. 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We'll be right back. great so I walk over arm goes back boom well my friend that was with us shoved her out of the way got in the middle and took the hit and took it hard so wait you hit the girl were you attempted oh yeah oh yeah I thought I thought it was going oh it's going to wait a minute okay so I get kicked out they 86'd you for six months I wasn't allowed to go back what it's you know what I'm gonna I'm a really good customer I drink a lot of Long Island iced tea because she should have given the number to you she it should have stayed together it was when he was paying the bill and it was just and she said I get off at two and it just I was just drunk enough where it took the wrong turn but so we go we go back I hit her with a strike and there's a new cocktail waitress and she's like oh you're ginger and I and I said what's yeah I am you're fucking hot hot oh my god what's your name and she tells me your name and and I said you know we've been gone for a while and she goes yeah I know she goes that's my roommate so it was her roommate that I was trying to hit oh my the roommate wasn't working there anymore by the end of the night handy gave me your phone number okay gave it to me that's what you wanted the first time you wanted to get that simple it's that simple okay that simple if you go out with a girl and some other girl is is ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready ready There's levels to this right there. Yeah. Okay. This is an educational show. Pause it up, though. In Long Island, do people order Long Island iced tea? Or do they just say iced tea? When you say iced tea, you get a Long Island iced tea. No, I'm just kidding. No, but when you make it a Long Island iced tea. I think I have to move there. No, in Long Island, when you make it a Long Island iced tea, there's five liquors in it. Out here, sometimes there's only four. Okay. Say Long Island. Long Island. In a Long Island. Long Island. Long Island. And if you want a Long Beach, that's with cranberry instead of Coke. They have a Long Beach room? Yeah, and I thought Long Beach was Long Beach in Long Island. Long Beach? But apparently the LBC is out here. Did you know that New York is kind of an island, too? Yeah, but we have a Long Beach. Really? So in all those songs, I was like, there's a lot going on. So there's a Long Beach, New York. Yeah. I never hear about Long Beach. You never do. Is it a bad neighborhood? No. Is it a neighborhood? It's a neighborhood. Yeah, it's on the beach. Or is it an actual beach that's long? No, no, no. No. I want answers, bro. I want answers. And it got destroyed in Sandy. Yeah, no, it's Long Beach. There's Jones Beach, Long Beach, OBI. I heard of Jones Beach because of Nas. Yeah. Ginger, I got a question for you. When did you start doing porn? Yes, Tony Baker. I'm interviewing you. You're going to be, oh, I'm scared now. Oh, man, the pressure's on. I am scared. When did you make your porn debut? I don't even want to tell you. It's been so long ago. I made. It was two years ago. 2012. Yes. It was 2014, January. I just turned 31. I made my first film. She's one best newcomer. She's in fresh faces of porn this year. I'm in the gilf category. No, you're not. No, I know. When I talk about my age, it just sounds like so long ago. I mean, I made my first film on December 9th of 19. It was in 1983. Okay. Oh, a Christmas story. Okay. And then I turned 21 while I was making it. I did two years and three months, and then I quit. Okay. So everything that I was known for. It sounds like a sentence. Yeah. I did two years and three months. I did my two years. I don't know. The prison term? I did that last two months when I didn't want to be there, but I still, I had a commitment, so I kept my word, and I did it. Yeah. No, then I left, and I came back 13 years later, which was. Oh, that's a long gap. Huge. Yeah. It was huge. Yeah. It was huge. I never thought I was going to come back, and I put this ridiculous number out and went to the main companies. I said, look, I want to make a comeback. I'll do three movies, and I want this much per movie. And the first one said, you know what? Tell me what your best offer is, and after they tell, then you come back to me. The second company laughed. Okay. Yeah. And the third company said, we'll give you halfway what you want, but we want you for seven movies. So I was going to make the same amount of money. Just more movies. Just more movies. They had. It was fucking fantastic. I had a great time. Now, I did it for two years, but this was just when things were changing. This was just when. I started out with. My first film was a test film, the eight millimeter. Then I did out of the first 69, almost everything was shot on film. So there were big, fat fucking scripts with. It was a movie. And then like on page nine or 10, it would say, you know, John, I love you. And then sex scene. Mm-hmm. And you would have sex. And there would be a whole reason. There would be that, that lead up that came on to it. There's a backstory, man. There was. You got to earn this. Exactly. And when I came. Wait, so that wasn't before in the eighties? That didn't happen? That was in the eighties. Oh yeah. Gotcha. Then when I made my comeback, it was same in, it was the same in the nineties. It was late nineties, but only because it was VCA and because I made the rules. I cast my films. I cast what I would, I had three rules when I'm casting you. Number one, you had to come in. You had to kiss me. Okay. Number two, that you had to kiss me. Mm-hmm. And, and that would determine what role I was thinking. I already had you in mind for something, but the way you kiss is the way you fuck. There's people that are just really aggressive kind of fuckers and they're going to be, they're going to be the rabbit fuckers. Okay. There's going to be guys that got mush tongue that are not going to get fucked by me at all. The mush tongue? What is that? Mush tongue. That's what it is. It's just mad tongue. It's just kind of soft and hanging there. You know, you know the mush tongue. Oh, so that means they're going to be soft and limp. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I never, ever want to have sex with, with, with a mush tongue or a dart tongue. Okay. But the, the, the best kissers, the best scenes are the ones that are done by guys that have passion in their kisses and color. Every different, you, you're going from blue to green to pink to soft to hard to warm to tender to aggressive to, you know, you're just making the gamut. So that was the first rule. Okay. The second thing you had to do was read for me. You had to audition. You had to read a role. Okay. And I had, I had one girl who said to me, I can do anything if I'm taking Quaaludes. Do they still make those? Are they still like important? Is that like a Benny or a Benny? It's a downer kind of a, I don't know what a Benny is. It's a downer? Mm-hmm. Benny. I think Benny's an upper. Yeah. Quaaludes. Whatever this was. I don't know what a Benny is. This was, I don't know either. I don't know a Benny. I'm not about that. It's a pill. Benny life. Drug life. You don't look like that. I don't know why Stevie is. He's just, he just hangs out with drunk people. I hang out and I learn the terms. Okay. And the third thing that you had to do is tell me why you were in porn. Really? Why you were in porn. So there was. Ooh, people saying. Everything from I like the money. Mm-hmm. And you were out the door. Yeah. You had to pass all three tests too. Okay. I love sex. Mm-hmm. That's probably the best reason ever. Ding, ding, ding. You know, taking care of my family. Whoa. Oh, wow. You know. Bringing in the babies. Bringing in the family. I want to be famous. That was always a big one. I'll get physically ill if I don't have sex. How's that? Oh, have you ever heard that? A lot. That would have never been. Have you ever? No. I don't use that one. I have an addiction. It worked for her. So you had to pass all three of these tests. Okay. If I was going to bring you in. If you were going to be in my movie. So my comeback, my goal, my, what I was trying to do more than anything is, this is kind of cool. I'm being interviewed. I'm being interviewed. I'm being interviewed in my own show. Yeah. You wasn't ready for that. I know. No, but I'm up for it. I am like so fucking ready, Tony. I want answers. Damn it. And I'm giving them. I'm giving you the whole story. He touched the butt when he said that. Well, actually it was the top. I want answers. I mean. And you had to pass all three tests before I cast you in a movie. And the STD test, correct? Right? Absolutely. Yeah. Don't forget about that test. I have to tell you though, how back ass word things, how back ass words. Things were still in the late nineties because you're a man of color. I had this thing. I was going to come back and I, I had done two interracial films in my, in my career in the early part of it. And I decided that my leading man in my comeback film was going to be a black man. Shawn Michaels was going to be my leading man. And I had to, I had to go back after I called him and like, okay, I'm writing this for you. I wrote the script. You're my leading man. You're doing this. Are you in? Absolutely. Absolutely. The, the company came to me and said that their distributors, they would not allow it to happen. I could have one sex scene with a black man in the movie. So I've got my one scene schedule with Shawn and we had this, that was the rule and things have changed since then, but they can't sell to middle America. That was the rule. That was the way that distributors worked back then. People, people were still fucked up. It's all different now. Yeah. Too intimidating for middle America. It was just, I was the girl next door and it was too much for everybody. It was just like, you know, okay, okay. She did a couple of scenes, but now, I mean, I had fans writing me hate letters and nasty letters and finally other people going, okay, it's about time that you finally did this. So there was, there was a big change. I got to know you're down for the black cause. Like if there was a porn star I'd never seen with a black guy, I'd be like, I'm down for it as long as you're not a racist. Yeah. I'm like, where's the black guy? You know what I mean? You got to have a black guy in your resume for me to be a fan. Just, I get that. I get the whole logic behind it. Yeah. Now, Tony Baker, you are a comedian. Have you ever considered, because I know that being a comedian, you're doing all your shows, you're going on the road, you're a good looking guy. You probably have delved into the acting arena a little bit. Yeah, I was an actor first, yeah. You were an actor first. Now you're a comedian. Have you ever thought, you know, I could, I should, I might want to be a porn star. Has that ever thought ever crossed your mind? No. I don't think I'll be able to rise to the occasion. That's a lot of pressure. There's a lot. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. There's a lot of people, the boom guy, like, you know, I got to look into a man's eyes as he's holding the mic. Well, you know, that's, that's, that's a big girl. What if you looked into a girl's eyes? If it was a girl holding the boom, it's still weird. It's weird. It's just people there doing their job as we're getting it in. And think about one of the major positions that people do these days, the girls kind of, kind of doggy style. The guys do it, her from the back. And it's the leg up and over. And you've got somebody in there. You're with a camera. Yeah. For the close ups. It's on your balls. It's on your asshole. It's, it's, there are people right there. And if they go, oh, we got a shiny ball sack here. We need to make up. They're just doing their job. That's what makes it so awkward. Like, they're just, all right. This is just like, there's nothing to them. It's like work. And I'm just in there like. Make up. I'm trying to stay, you know, focused. Can we get another shot of that close up right there? I've never been a fan of the close ups in Portland. No. Never. Never. It takes away from the lead up and the turn on. And it's so graphic. If it's going to be a close up for me, it's got to be one of those really filthy, dirty scenes where there's one girl that is begging for it. And there's four or five guys. And they're just swapping her and spinning around. Each one's taking a hole. Each one's doing it. She's wanting more. How many holes? At once. Is it one, two, three? Is this like a lot of holes at once? It's like three holes, right? One of the scenes. One, two, three. Yeah. There's three holes. She had one in her mouth. She had one in her pussy, one in her ass. And then there was a fourth guy. In her ear? And he would go. He would go either in her hand or she would have double vag or double anal. This girl. Oh, my God. I know. That's too close. And she was in a hardback wooden chair. And normally, like describing it, I'm going, oh, my God. Double anal. It is double. Two cuts in her ass. In a chair? No. No. In a chair. In different positions. You got to reevaluate your life. But the weird thing is, she was so, like, would I ever do that? No. Will I fantasize about it? Fuck, yeah. That's going in my reel. It's been in my reel for a while now. Was she a redhead? No, she had. I feel Stevie's shirt up here. You know her. You can fit all that hard work into that? No, that's ridiculous. It's a lot more work than you would think it is. Yeah. Because there's always the base man. And then the other guy can't be completely hard. But you got both cocks. Coming up against each other. And then what conversation are you having? That's a lot of. You and me are in her. Are we looking at each other eye to eye going, so, how's your day going? The guys look at each other. That's weird. Tony, you couldn't do that. That's why you get thrown off. And not only that, if we're both in the same crevice, I'm touching his packaging. Yeah. That's just awkward. Oh, yeah. And you got your balls. Like, my, my. Go, Robin. Shave to shave. Yeah. How are you going to do a show with them later on? I can't. Like, I can't. Hey, man. Good shaft to shaft work. Yeah, bro. You're treating like, this is awkward. I'm not ready for that lifestyle. We're going to take a quick little break. We have Josh. Say his last name. Filipowski. Am I saying it right, Josh? Filipowski. Filipowski coming in. Tony Baker in with us right now. Thank you so much. Are you appearing any place in the near future that we can come and see you? Yeah. I'm at the Comedy Store every Thursday in the Belly Room hosting Crack Them Up Thursday. And tonight, I'll be at the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach. Oh, nice. Oh, and this weekend, I'll be headlining. I'm at Pechanga Casino in Temecula, California. Fabulous. Do you have a website where we can find all your information? TonyBakerComedy.com. And I'm at TonyBakerComedy on Twitter, Instagram, YouTube. It's at TonyBakerComedy. At TonyBakerComedy. That's everywhere. Yes, everywhere. Who are you? I'm Skip Happy Snap. And? Ro De La Grazie. I'm Ginger Lynn. We'll be right back with more of Tony. No, no, no. I'm Stevie. He's like, I don't know who I am. We'll be right back. We haven't gotten to the crack yet today, but we will in just a minute. You're listening to Blame It on Ginger on Skid Row Studios. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Wow. It was my window. That was the window I was visiting at least. Tony's like, that's the guy that I was talking to. The tape is already out there. Amateur, amateur, accidental. You better release that. You look famous. I don't know what it is. I can make you famous. You have a really nice thumb. Oh, thank you. I'm in there. Hands are good. Your thumbs, you have a beautiful thumb. Let me see. Go like this. Thumbs are an indicator as to what type of cock you have. I'll tell you both. Tony, your cock is, you have a big old thick fat cock. It's almost all the same size and shape. It's a little bit thinner at the bottom. You've got smaller balls, not great big balls, but you've got a really nice helmet. They're not just big old hanging balls. That's basically what I think your cock looks like. Okay. Josh. I would not like to have my penis. Oh, you did. Oh, let's do it. And Josh, your cock is, it's wider again at the top. You've got a thicker head. And it's, it's, your balls are, are in, they're symmetrical to your cock, maybe a little bit bigger than, than your cock and your head. And you're the rest of it. They all kind of go together. It's not like one big helmet or it gets skinnier or fatter. It's all the same. So that's my, my, you're going to start. That's from your thumb. Am I circumcised? Oh, that I can't tell. Am I circumcised? I would say, yeah. I don't know. Are you? Am I circumcised? Am I circumcised? Yeah. We are. Am I? Possibly. You're going to be a fortune teller. We can do like a psychic dick thing where you like can tell. Am I, how close am I, Tony, on your cock? You are dead on. Dead on? The one thing I can tell, the one thing I tell about thumbs, if people have hammer thumbs, then they probably have hammer toes too. Hammer toes. And that's strange. Hammer, hammer thumbs are strange. That's a deal breaker for me. I could not go out with someone. Tony, I wanted to say, hammer time. Hammer toe, you got nice thumbs. I've got a big, can you tell what my dick looks like? What kind of dick do I have? You would have about a six inch fat cock. And I pee in the snow all the time. A little bit of a curve. And it would be a banana cock. Banana. You would have a banana cock. Oh my God, then would I be a porn star? If I had a banana. You have to fuck in certain positions. It's not, it used to be okay. Would I be angry if I had a banana cock? No, because you just fucking doggy. You hit the G spot. No, you'd be very famous. I would be very famous. I eat bananas every day too. Do you eat the bananas in public though? That's another thing. I do. I saw a guy once who literally took a knife, a little pocket knife out of his pocket and he went so far as to be cutting the banana to eat because he wouldn't, he didn't want to. This is what I do in public. I take, I break it all. I just break it. I just bite it. It's like a big bite. Like, this is not. You know, don't get me wrong. When I'm home, I'm like, when I'm home, I break it off towards the bottom and just eat it like that. Little pieces. So yeah, he doesn't, he doesn't go through the whole thing in the mouth. You guys don't eat your bananas. Just eat like that at all. We don't want to give anyone the wrong idea. I freeze mine. You can do what you want to do. Dip them in chocolate. I dip them in chocolate and freeze them. And then. Suck on them for a while. No, because I did this when we were in the car. We had bananas and I was. Stevie's deep throating. There's not even any chocolate. The chocolate melts his throat, not his mouth. He didn't even feel the banana. He's got chocolate in one hand at all times. He just dips it in. He's got chocolate at all times. I was eating the banana and shoving chocolate in my mouth. I remember I was doing fondue in my mouth. Fondue in my mouth. That's what we call fondue. There's a party in my mouth every day. Fondue in my mouth. I never thought about the fact that guys eat bananas different. You just eat a banana. But if I saw a guy eating one, I would be thinking about a guy with a dick in his mouth. Yeah, but if you don't lick the banana, then bite it. It's just you bite the banana. You don't know how much it costs. I like that. They peeled it back and they looked at it. What if you hesitated? What if you went to eat the banana and you hesitated? Like you got a phone call. You're like, oh, hello? Yeah. It depends on where you met the banana. Did you just pick it up at the store? Did you meet it on $2.40? $2.40. It's different at home. You eat a banana like you're supposed to at home. Yeah, I just break it off towards the bottom, throw the peel away, take off the banana onions as well. You know those extra screws? Yeah. I like those. But you don't eat the tip off of the banana. Yeah, I only eat the bottom tip. Okay. Okay. I get cut off by bananas. It's weird. It's mushy too. I have to cut it at the top. What if it's a tiny banana? If I break it off and it's not clean and it mushes the banana, it ruins it. So I just cut it just in case. If you don't get that good break, then it mushes the top. And I got to look for brown spots. I can't do the brown spots. I got to cut the brown spots. I can't do the green bananas. I don't like them. I do them all. They're all brown. A proper way of peeling a banana. Do what about it? A proper way of peeling a banana is you get the bottom of the banana. I've heard that. And you rip out the seed that's there. And then you peel it off. And you don't get the onions, the little things. Really? You peel the thing off from the bottom? Yeah. You got to peel from the bottom. I've heard that before, Jenny. The silverbacks had it correct. But that's really the top. Now I know. You're right. How do you know what's the top or the bottom? Well, the top is where it's connected. That's true. Wait. If you got to peel the banana, the top is where the darker end is. Not where it stems out. I know what it is, but how do you know? That's right. It's sherry. When you grab the bunch of bananas, this is the bottom. Yeah, that's true. But this is the actual bottom. That's where the banana came from. But when it grows, it grows up. Have you ever put a banana in somebody's pussy? No. I have not. How do you sanitize the peel? No, you can't. Are you talking about raw banana? You peel a raw banana. Did you bring bananas today? Why would you do that? I'm dead, though. Oh, shit. No, I've seen the banana lady. There's a banana lady. She's dead now. I heard about her. Her granddaughter took over. She died? The one in Japan? Yeah, the one in Japan. Yeah. What's the banana lady? She would stick bananas up her. She was like 70. Uh-huh. And she would cut them up in her vajayjay and shoot them out like four pieces at a time. That's crazy. That takes talent. For like your morning cereal. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. No, but I give her a lot of credit. Have you ever tried? You can do it with your ass. It's raw. It's raw. It's raw. It's really, really hard to do. It looked hard. No. She actually took quotas up there and shot them out. I love Tony's look right now. Zoom in on Tony's reaction to that, please. Okay, just go and get your girl to do it. Get somebody to do it. Put a banana in and try and break pieces off. And I can take my pussies. I've held up to eight pounds. We put weights of what I could take. I put something in my pussy and then add a weight to it so I could see how tight that I could squeeze my pussy together. So I've got like, you know, they call it the bionic pussy. I once tried to rest a hat on my erect penis. That worked. Really? Like a hat. Oh, can we hang things on your penis? Like a hat rack. Like a detective hat. What kind of hat? Like a detective hat's cooler. Or like a baseball cap works, too. Yeah. I have a hand-pulled-acti mask. Sometimes you try the towel if you're really feeling bald. And? Wow. I mean. Sometimes. That's a lot of weight. What about a paper towel? Can you do a paper? Like, can you hold it up? Can you fold it under pressure? Never a cinder block? You never tried to move cinder blocks? No. No. No. You gotta kick it up a notch. What, for the towel? No, for the hold. Like, you gotta kick it up a notch. Really? What's the most you've held? Wait. You wait. You can't just hang something on it. You can't just hang something on it. You can't just go all the way. You gotta go for the gusto. Like, you gotta do something heavy. You mean you gotta focus? You gotta concentrate? Like a laptop. Like a laptop. Just, yeah, you know, typing. That takes balancing, though, as well. Yeah. There's a whole lot going on there. This is science, too. I think when we come back, I've got a Coke bottle. Let's see if we can. Let's see if we can measure it and put it in the right spot and just make that. Oh, like a metronome? Well, there's too many syllables. I don't think I've ever said that word. That's what I just said. Too many syllables. We'll be right back. I'm Ginger Lynn with Rogellagrati. Stevie. Josh Filipowski. Tony Baker. And don't go on the way. Don't go on the way. Anyway, don't go anywhere. Don't go away. We'll be right back with some sins and a little game of, what are we playing here? We're playing. Name those guys. Name those guys. What would you rather? Guess what it is. Shuckle fucker dating game. All right. Oh, I thought the ass. No, we got rid of the ass. No, it's time for shuckle fucker dating game that involves stripped tees. It's much better. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm Ginger Lynn and Friday is my high day. It's the last day of the week when I get to party with you all night long. You, me, and Ms. Radio Sapphire all together for a little bit of cookies and cream, a little bit of naughty and nice, a little bit of ginger and spice. We've got confessions, splashing. I bring in food. I sit in it. I put my pussy, plop it right down inside that food, mush it around, let you know how it feels. We've got a party in my panties every Friday night. We've got the weekend wrap-up, Just the Tip, celebrity gossip, dirty movies, and more with myself, Ginger Lynn, and Ms. Radio Sapphire. Join us on Fridays for cookies and cream. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. I went ballistic for the money shot And as the rhapsody subsided Dewey-eyed and thoughtfully spoken She confided her misguided plans to me And she smiled like a child And she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like ginger and lime La la dee, la la die Surrender to the voice that lies within I want to be like ginger and lime La la dee, la la die She'd always been a wandering vine She grew up fast and filled out faster As she soon became the master of the finish line And while she lacked sophistication There would be no limitations To the lengths of deprivation in her prime She said I'll be the bluest movie queen I'll live a life that's so divine Just sipping wine and blowing limes With Charlie Sheen I'll be in all the magazines They'll tell me no one's looked so fine In 69 since Tracy Lord's was sweet sixteen And she smiled like a child When she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like ginger and lime La la dee, la la die Surrender to the voice that lies within I want to be like ginger and lime Surrender to the voice that lies within La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die and take it like a champ I wanna be like Ginger Lynn She'll be the world's most famous tramp I wanna be like Ginger Lynn They'll put her picture on a stamp I wanna be like Ginger Lynn A lot of deed, a lot of die I wanna be like Ginger Lynn A lot of deed, a lot of die I wanna be like Ginger Lynn A lot of deed, a lot of die I wanna be like Ginger Lynn A lot of deed, a lot of die Everybody else can. We are back at Blame It On Ginger. Everything that goes wrong in your life, everything that's bad, everything that's not really bad, but just when you get in trouble for something or actually when you get caught, blame it on Ginger because it's usually my fault. Thank you. I'm meeting you. Where were you at six months ago? I need somebody to blame this on. Now I know. Ginger, I'm Ginger Lynn. Are you going to blame me for everything? But Ro De La Gra. And? Stevie! And? Josh Filipowski. And? Selma Sins. And? Tony Baker. Tony Baker. We're going to play a game here in a second. Selma Sins, welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. So glad you're here again, as always, as usual. You are so tiny and petite and sexy and just this little, I want to like take you home and eat you up and keep you. How do you? You should. Can I? Do you like girls? I do. I mean, you've been to my house. You've been naked. You've ran around my house. We fooled around a little bit. But, you know, sometimes just because it's, I'm paying you. We didn't get like a lot of time to even like hang out afterwards. No, we didn't. I didn't do. So what about three ways? Let's do it. Are you serious? Yes. My boyfriend and I this morning, and I'm exclusive, no other dick for almost six years now. Oh, wow. I know. It's a long time. And I don't plan on. And you know what? It's like I just got a ring put on my finger. Nice. I love you forever. I will grow old with you. But I never want to get married. And that's perfect for me. Because if he, if it was anything different, I'd be gone. I would have ran. Really? I'm really that girl. You're not about that marriage life, huh? I don't want the marriage life. But I want the life. Okay. Yes, I do. I just don't want that piece of paper. I don't want anything to make it. It is what it is. And there's going to be fights. There'll be good days, bad days. Right. You know, fantastic days like today's have been so far. I woke up with sex. It was the best day ever. Good way to start the day. Oh, it makes sense. And bananas too, right? And bananas. And bananas. You need your bananas. You gotta get the bananas. Cucumbers are much better. Oh. They're much better. In the mood? No, just to play with. Oh, yeah. Put them in the freezer. You take half of it and you take off the skin. Put it in the freezer overnight. And then when you start using it as a toy, the outside of it melts. And there's this wonderful lubricant that goes with it. And it gets, it's just. Isn't that too chilly for you from the freezer? I know. I know. Because immediately your pussy juices. It's pretty warm in there. It's warm in there. 98.6. Does zucchini work or squash? It's very warm in a woman's house. I don't know about the crib. Very warm. So Selma, what we do is we, I choose the girl and we bring girls home. And I think you're incredibly sexy. And I would love to have you come over and play. And it's basically the girls playing. And then if I'm in the mood, then I, you know. Okay, will you? Not will you. Huh? Grab you by the back of your hair and put that cock in your mouth. Oh. I'm going to hold you by the neck. I'm not going to squeeze. I'm going to make you put your own head into my hand. Choke yourself out. I've got all kinds of things. What if that goes bad? I want to tie you up. No. Have a will, Rizzo. No. No tying up. Have a will. It wouldn't go bad now. No, it wouldn't. I've got a cage in my bedroom. You know that. A cage? I've got a cage. Whoa. Being a sex slave. Cage up. Yep. Put you in a cage. Absolutely. It's like turn up, but you cage up. So we'll talk more about that. That cage life. After, yeah, this isn't really the Blame It on Ginger radio show. It's just where I hook up. I just come here. Okay. This is where you come to. They got mad at me at the bowling alley. Yeah. But they will let me into all of the March Madness comedy shows. That's right. We've got tickets for you. Where's it going to be? Absolutely. Well, it's Sunday. You can walk on and try to audition at the Improv. And then the big shows start at the Lovett's, then Monday for Wild Cards and Universal City Walk. Then we have Pasadena Ice House Tuesday. Then we have the Comedy Store in Hollywood Wednesday. The Nerd Melt Theater on Thursday. Westside Comedy Theater Santa Monica Friday. And then the championship is at the Improv on Saturday. And we're exhausted with madness. Oh my God. What's the website? Oh, Like to Laugh, L-I-K-E number two, L-A-U-G-H is the website. You can find all the info. Like to Laugh too. I think everybody loves to laugh. We'll tell you more about that. It's a great field. And Tony, you're going to be on the show. You're going to be playing where? I'll be at the Comedy Magic Club tonight. Tomorrow at the Comedy Store in the Belly Room. Friday and Saturday, I'll be headlining at Pechanga Casino in Temecula. That's really cool. When? I'll be at the Laugh Factory Sunday. You're a busy man. Thank you for making time for us here on the radio show. Thanks for having me. And your Twitter is? At Tony Baker Comedy. That's the Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, all Tony Baker Comedy. At Tony Baker Comedy. And what about you, Roe? Roe Delegrazi. I just want to point out that Tony Baker tweeted us and then somebody said, you are sexy. I saw that. Yeah, you got tweeted. Usually when people call me sexy, I usually think it's a guy. But they've got a flower as their profile. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter. If there's no picture, I'm like, that's a guy. Like when I get hit on publicly, I usually think it's a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a nice compliment though. Yeah. You know what I was thinking? Because women are low key. They'd be like. Do you have a lot of chuckle fuckers? I liked you for six years, Tony. Why didn't you say anything? But like, you know, but guys would be like, yeah. Do you have chuckle fuckers? What is that? That's the comedy. You don't know what a chuckle fucker is? Yeah. I didn't know that existed. Yeah. I think this is all bullshit. No. No. So what constitutes a chuckle? One of my best friends, Christy Canyon, is a very famous porn star. I've seen her. She's amazing. And she's a chuckle fucker. She has a thing. She's a fucking rock comedian. And she's fucked them from everybody from Andrew Dice Clay to Robin Williams to everybody in between. Oh, wow. If you're really famous, if you're not really famous, she likes comedians. She just loves to fuck comedians. And back in the 80s, the comedy store was the place to go. And I lived two streets up behind it. I would just go there every single night. I met more people than I knew what to do with. And I never fucked anybody at the comedy store. But there were a lot of girls that came on a regular basis. A lot of porn stars. Porn and comedy go together. If you guys, you know. You might want to check it out because you get laid a lot. Really? Oh, yeah. Tony's making those right now. Oh, that's insane. Really? Josh has got that look like. He goes, yeah, I know. I know. Josh has got a line of groupies. No, I don't know the groupie terminology. Yeah, I haven't seen any. Like, you got to be really frank with me. Like, I don't get the subtle hints. Like, you were really funny. Like, if that means you want to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're someone that has sex with me, then I can't tear you apart from just. Somebody that thinks you're funny. You got to be frank. Like, yo, I want to. You know. Oh, okay. And usually, you know. Oh, you need to straight out. You know what? You got to come with it. Tony, we have a phone call just for you. The person that retweeted. Yeah. I have no idea who it is. But the person who retweeted that you were sexy. Uh-huh. And let's see. What if it's a guy? It's a boy. Hold on. I'm going to see the name before I. No. That was me. Hi, L Sweet. Hello. Awesome woman. Oh, sexy. It's a woman. Yes. Tony, do you have anything special you want to say? I'm a woman. She's all woman. All woman. All woman. Thank you for the compliment. Oh, you're welcome. You are sexy. I mean. Thank you. I wasn't watching at first. And then I heard your voice. And I was like, oh, let me get to my computer. Oh, so the voice. That's what. That's what drew you in. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. L Sweet, it's been a listener since the. Since day one. Okay. Your voice made her watch for the first time. Oh, wow. Okay. Wow. Wow. She thought I was seven foot tall with green hair. She never knew. Well, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you so much, L Sweet. We've got a game coming up that I think you're really going to like. And we appreciate your call. And he is sexy. I can vouch for that. Okay. All right, sweetheart. Take care. Getting hot in here, guys. Oh, yeah. It's getting really hot in here. Well, and I got. You know what? I got really nervous with L Sweet. The last time I spoke to her. It was last week. And she called in. And she was driving. She had to pull off the side of the road and masturbate. Oh, wow. I talked dirty to her for 20 minutes and just made her do everything I told her what to say. She pulled off the side of the road, right? Yes. She didn't drive. No. No, that's not safe. If you're not driving and doing it, you're not living life to the fullest. Okay. I want you to think about a text messaging and driving ticket. Could you imagine if you were twittering away? I know. I think it's safer to actually. Yeah. I think it's safer to actually. Yeah. You think it'd be safe. Masturbate and drive. No. Because you can still look at the road the whole time and work. But what if you close your eyes? Because you're about to be done. And then all of a sudden. At the moment. At the moment. You have to be really careful. Crash. Crash. When your family of four are done. When you come. You have to close your eyes. You have that much control when you come? Yeah. You can't keep your. My eyes are open. You can keep your eyes open when you. Straight open. No. You are lying. You are lying. Nobody believes you. I am cross eyed. I do not believe you. You better YouTube that. You should YouTube that. Because nobody believes you. My eyes are wide open. It's like. It's like when you sneeze and you close your eyes. You just can't do it and not close your eyes. Sneeze is different. No. Same thing. Like why man? I'm not a squint. I'll do a squint. I agree with that. Right? I agree with that. I think I should take a video of you masturbating. And then see. And see if you keep your eyes open. Your eyes are going to be shut. Nobody will see it. It'll just be you and I. I'll just have the camera. I'll just take that video. I'll talk you through the whole thing. And my eyes will be open the whole time. I don't even think you can touch it and keep your eyes open. I'll be like. Here it goes. Oh snap. I'll tell you exactly. Oh snap. I did it. It's fantastic. Somebody smacks you on your back. You get stuck like that. You think my eyes are closed the whole session. And then they open for the climax. No. That's weird. No. That doesn't happen. I don't believe you. You know the only time that I'm aware of it. Is that when I did porn. Is you have to keep your eyes open. And when I'm enjoying something. My eyes are closed. And there's moments that of course I look up at you. Because I want to see what you're doing. I want you to know that I'm looking down at you. Looking at my pussy. I want to look over my shoulder and see you behind me. Wait a second. When you're making out. What do you do? Eyes closed? Closed on the make out. Closed on the make out. Yes. Absolutely. Missionary I make eye contact. Not the whole time. Not the whole time. Not like yeah. You going yeah. But there will be a moment of eye contact. I want you to know. No. But then you definitely close them. When you're finished. You close them. I don't believe you. It's a forced close. But I can keep them open. But you can keep them open. Of course. The climax is not that strong. I can't keep them open. Are you a dribbler? Huh? Are you a dribbler? No. No. People do that? Well there's guys that in porn. That just kind of. Really? What are you talking about? From the. A fountain? Like at the end of your cock. Oh. They're shooting out. Oh okay. Like the love. Vegas water show. There's the normal. That's you know. A little bit comes out. You know. And then there's the dribbler. That just kind of. Keeps going. It just. It just. It's like a fountain that's broken. And the water just. Dribbles out. There's no. There's no thrust behind it. Yeah. Are you sure that's because someone just hasn't. Someone wasn't just having a lot of sex before. And had nothing left in the tank. Yeah. You know. You can go a while without doing that. The first time you do it. It shoots out. Yeah. Yeah. For distance. Okay. Maybe. So how often does that happen to you guys? For distance. The shots fired or the dribble? Both. Well if I go a while without. You know. What's a while? A week. Like here recently. It sounds like a week. These guys like a few months. If I go like a week without. Just thinking. Jerking off. Then the first time. No. I mean with other people though. Oh. I don't really pay. I don't really pay attention. Because you know. The condom is on. You know. Okay. So you can't really gauge it. Oh. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. So. Okay. It's hard to say. You go for a week without doing anything? Yeah. Okay. You're busy. Yeah. I'm. You know. Yeah. You don't want to go to a weird club and do it. I get cranky if I go. If I go a week. Me too. I am just nasty. I get really cranky. How often do you masturbate or have an orgasm? Every day. Wow. I don't have that kind of time. It's mandatory. It's mandatory now. It's mandatory. It's mandatory. It's mandatory. It's relaxation techniques and exercise. Wait. Josh. Are you every day? It's really health for you. Yeah. You know. Probably. It probably averages out to every day. Yeah. Averages out. It's when you wake up. Thank you. 17 times today I can take two days off. You got to clean the pipes. Well 40 days for Lent. So. Whoa. 40 days. That's right. Today starts Lent. Do you have to really. You can't masturbate during Lent? I feel bad. I'm tired every day. Is that what you gave me? I don't mind. I was thinking of things to give up. I don't know. Was it going to be drinking? Was it going to be porn? I don't know. I would give up pork bellies. Oh. I thought about giving up acid because. Yeah. You don't do it. You know what? I don't take it that often anyway. And just to be safe. To get extra points. Give up heroin too. Yeah. Heroin. There you go. Yeah. I'll give up. I'm going to give up jelly beans. I don't eat jelly beans. I got to give up something that's hard hitting. Carbs. Carbs? Oh I can't do that. 40 days of carbs. That'd be tough. No way. I can't do that. I can't do that. That's the challenge though. It's got to be something hard hitting. Carbs? No. You can do no. Avoid all fast food for 40 days. Yeah. That could be doable. What's considered fast food? Yeah. Just the. What is? Greasy spoons. Yeah. Just a jack in the box or just. It's Chipotle fast food. A franchise. Yeah. No. Chipotle is fast food. It is? Chipotle is fast food. But Chipotle you're getting somewhat healthy with chicken and vegetables and things. Still fast food. So Baja Fresh. Nothing. What about Baja Fresh? Baja Fresh? Ew. No? Ew. No. That's still fast food. That's still fast food. It would still be fast food. That's still fast food. Like a mom and pop. A mom and pop. A mom and pop place. Mom and pop place. Yeah. That's more like home cooked. A restaurant. Home cooked food. Yeah. That's more home cooked. You know what I. It's still fancy though. Yeah. That's true. That's true. You could still get a burger and fries at a mom and pop place. You know what I'm going to give up? I'm going to give up sleeping in until like. Because I'll sleep in until like 630 or from. Or to like 730, 8 o'clock. That's a sleep in? That's a sleep in. So I'm going to start getting up and going for my hike. I'm going to give up sleeping in that last hour and a half. And go for a hike every morning. Because I stopped smoking and I've gained weight. What time do you go to bed? Yeah. Like 10, 11. You get up at like 5? What? 530? Yeah. Usually I get up at like 730. Oh, 730. Oh, 730. So I'm going to get up at 630 instead. I could not get up before 730. I know. Neither can I. Don't have it. But see, I could still get up at. I get up at 7. I could get up at 720. And I could go to bed in my workout. Get up at 720. And just go and work out. Right out of the door. I've set two alarms and my phone. Yeah, me too. So I'll just say that I'm going to give up sleeping in. I'm going to start tomorrow working out every day. For 40 days? For 40 days. You realize that hour and a half is the window for morning sex though? No. Then when I get back, then I'm always horny after I go for a walk. I'm all dirty and sweaty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because where I live, it's a big hike. Pheromones. It's just. And I sweat. It's a machine. Pheromones. And the sun's hot. And I just get all sweaty. And I just want somebody to just lick me clean. Why don't you just have that count as a workout? Yeah. Just sex. That's cardio. That's cardio. All right. Either I'll go for a hike. Or have sex. Or I'll sleeping in for. I'll give up sleeping in for either sex or some sort of cardio. Let's put it that way. That's the problem with when you wake up and you're like, I'm going to work out in the morning. You think it's a good idea. And you're like, oh yeah, that's a good idea. And then you wake up and you're like, oh fuck. I know. Overcast. That's the problem. But I just sat in front of six people. Yeah. There's no one listening. But so. I need to have cereal. Cereal in the morning. I don't have any friends. Cereal's great. I love cereal. And so I thought I would like do a radio show. So I had some friends. Give up cereal for ass. No way. Give it up. No. I love. There's got to be something hard hitting. No. I love cereal. There's got to be something hard hitting. Give it up, bro. That is hard hitting. I love cereal. Give it up. I can't. I gave it up. Maybe with regular milk. Maybe I'll do almond milk. Nah. You got to give up cereal as a whole. You gave up cereal? I cut back on cereal this year. Why? Big time. Like how much? Because of my weight, huh? Like I really. I don't even. Like I'll get a handful every now and then. That's what you get. Literally a handful. And just, you know. I love cereal. Because I eat cereal every night. Like yogurt and cereal. I love cereal. I cut back. It's so yummy. Why wouldn't you? It's so good. What cereal though? Which one? 20 Bunches of Oats. I love 20 Bunches of Oats. Almonds. Reese's Puffs. 20-24. Frosted Mini Wheats. At 24, you can eat Frosted Mini Wheats at any time. How old are you? At 36, you have to start. I started having to watch things. Yeah, I had to watch. I was going to say 40, but since I'm only 31, I don't know how that happened. I'm the type of person I always have to eat right before I go to bed. I can't go to sleep. Yeah, that's how I am. Yeah. And you need cereal. I have cereal at 10 o'clock at night. That's righteous. It's like, oh, I need something. That cereal's always there for you. You're not on the cereal thing, Josh? Well, you know, I recently got into cereal. But late night, I'm more like an ice cream. Sandwich kind of guy. Oh. Filth. I'm more of a Selma Sins. Titty's kind of a girl right now. And I'm thinking, let's play a quick game of Would You Rather. So whoever loses has to do a striptease for somebody else. Nice. All right. Do you have the What Would You Rather? Would You Rather? Yep. It's a whole book. It's a whole book. Do you like cereal, Steven? It's tabbed. There's been some picked already. Uh-oh. But you can pick any one. And then each of us will have a different answer for that same question. All right. There's four of us. All right. I had to do math, and it hurt. Don't make me do that. Math is painful. Don't make me do that. I'm going to give up math for it. Oh, come on. That would be great. That's easy. Yeah, no. I'm just kidding. I don't care. I give up going to work. It's hard. I'm going to give up. It's really hard. I'm going to give up Twitter. Oh. That's a challenge. I cannot do math. I'm going to give up all social media. Can we give up social media for 40 days? No. Well, there's a piece. I'll disappear. I'll disappear. Yeah. I'll disappear from the surface of the planet. People forget about me. You know what I mean? It doesn't count if you're in another country. Just go someplace. Maybe I will do that. Give up social media for 40 days? Outside of promoting a show, I won't say anything. Wow. Because you have a lot of tweets. You have like 87,000 tweets. That's ridiculous. How do you make that many tweets? I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I know, right? I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I don't tweet. Right? Can't you just send me dirty tweets every once in a while? Some filth. Yeah, just send me some filth. Well, not for 40 days. I think I'm going to do it. Think about it. Then save them all up and write them down. That's going hard. And just know that you're going to have a backlog of filthy tweets. Yeah. If you give up social media for 40 days. Outside of promoting a show, like nothing else. Outside of promoting. Just putting, when you promote a show, you just say, here's where I'll be. Right. That's it. Bam. I feel like people are going to want to know the real Tony, not just your shows. That might annoy the fan base. You might lose people. It's risky. It is risky. People don't pay attention to me on Twitter. I follow your tweets. I think they do. I like your tweets. Your followers follow you for a reason. I follow you. They don't say anything. They're just sitting there. They just want to hear. I'm waiting for you to say something. So if you go 40 days, I'm leaving. Oh, no. Wow. I wonder what would happen if I gave up social media for 40 days. Try it out. You got to give up something tough. That's tough. Yeah, but that's part of your career. Either serial or social media. Serial and social media. You don't want to give up anything that has to do with your career. You're right. Yeah. That's true. You could do, what about internet porn? What about going green? You go green with your porn, right? So you can't pleasure yourself to anything produced prior to your birth. No, but I'm a head person, so I could just think of Derek Jeter. I'll be fine. You could just do visuals. That's your career? But also, I think that for your career, no porn would be bad because it would build up and you'd be really, really fucking cranky. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to be one of those angry comedians. No angry people. I'm like, okay. No. Don't give up sex. Don't give up porn. It's not important. All right, Stevie, what's the first question? The first question. Okay. Who do I go? I'll start with you. Let's do it. I'm going with Josh. Josh. Filipowski. Yeah. Funny flips. Let's do this. Funny flips. Would you rather? Yes. Yeah. Funny flips on Twitter. Ooh, funny flips. Josh, would you rather attract a swarm of fireflies when you're aroused or have the sound of microphone feedback intermittently emanating? It's like getting from your crotch. Oh. Damn. So, if I get aroused, fireflies come around you? Well, fireflies are the ones that just... They light up. They light up. They're like butts light up. Yeah. They're lighting them up. That would be fucking awesome. That would be magical. I would love that. That would be magical. I would love to just be like in a bedroom. That would be magical. Yeah. Turn off the lights, girl, then all of a sudden fireflies just come out. That would be amazing actually. That's the superpower. That's the one I want. Absolutely. You could be in porn with that. Yeah. I miss those things. Yeah. I know. I think we should give everybody a point if they give a good answer. So, yeah. So, that was the point? Give Josh a point. Josh gets a point. All right. Nice. You have a point. Yeah. That was a good answer. I like that. So, just ask a different question then. Okay. Selma Sins. Selma Sins. Would you... Yes, she does. What is it? What is it again? Would you rather a four inch long penis... She said no. The other one. The other one. Whatever it is. Whatever it is. Whatever it is. Whatever the other one is. I'm going to change it. I'm going to go down. Would you rather wear your pubic hair in a Fu Manchu style? That's... What style is that? Fu Manchu. The long thing that hangs down. Oh, okay. Yeah. You would have like... The wisps, like willowy wisps hanging. Or would you rather have a ZZ Top beard style? Just like bam. Like a full on... Oh. I'll probably go with the bam. The bam? The ZZ Top. The ZZ Top. With a full on ZZ Top. What are we thinking here? What do we think? How does that go? What are we doing? We have to give her points if we think... We have to all kind of vote on whether she did a good job or not. I say no. I don't... I say no. That's a weird question. I think she's got a question. And I'll tell you why. Because I would rather have the Fu Manchu so I could get to her beautiful pussy. With all that other hair there, it would just... I'd have to flip it up and part it and I'd want to end up braiding it. It would be in the way. And you have to condition it. I'm thinking it would be in the way and I wouldn't want it to interfere with your beautiful pussy. It could keep your ears warm while you're going down too. A thumbs down. That's true. Yeah, thumbs down to me. I thought we were actually talking about an actual beard. No, we're talking about a pussy beard. What happened to ZZ Top? Are they still bearded? He cut his hair off his pubes and put it on his chin. ZZ Top. ZZ Top. Ro, does she get a point for... I don't know. Do you want to give her... I'm going to go with you. I think that you should not vote. Go with the other one. I think you have so many barriers between you and the one you love. Tony, are you giving her a... You're going to stick with the... You said you want the full on bam? I agree with her. You want the bam? You want the bam? All or nothing. All right. All or nothing. Okay. So what are you thinking, Josh? You're the tie... The tie breaker. That's what I said. I'm actually the tie maker. I could make it a tie. Somebody's going to have to give a lap dance. Tie maker. I don't know. I think it's a tie. I think it's a tie. I think it's a tie. I think it's a tie. I think it's a tie. I think it's a tie. I think that I like the Fu Manchu idea as well. Yeah. With the ear warmer. All right. So two to two. Give her a point. Salma, you got a point? Do we need a tie breaker? Wait. Do we need a tie breaker? Jenny, Fu Manchu or full on bam? You don't need a tie breaker. Yeah. He brought... It was three. Yeah. It's three to one. Three to one. Oh, three to one. I don't need a tie breaker. I told you. No math. We gave up last for last. Exactly. No math. What's that? All right. So she got... Did she get a point or did not? No point. No point. No point. No point. No point. No point. I'm still winning. I'm still winning. All right. Josh is still winning. All right. Let's go to Toni. Oh, if the point means she... That's... Toni, whoever has the least points when we're done, we're not gonna have that much time, has to do a striptease. Oh, so she doesn't get a point. She doesn't get a point? No. Your point has been taken away. Erased definitely. It's been repossessed. Yes. No point for Salma. Repossessed. Okay. Would you... Toni. Uh-huh. Would you and your mom bring a black light into your room to reveal the various sexual fluids strewn around? Or have to call tech support because you were surfing porn and more and more porn sites and pop-ups keep popping, coming up on the screen. And so you have to talk through the problem with specifics. And you're like, this website, assparade.com comes up. And when I try to close it and add for Peter North. And then his volume pills comes up and your mom comes in and you try to close all those little sites. Donkey porn. So mom comes back again? Yeah, moms and Bob no matter what. There's an elephant and a chicken and just, it's bad. Two girls, one cup. And ads, real quick, like you're playing Missile Command on Atari, but every time you close a window, another porn ad pops up and opens up and it's like, trying to cut off the like, like Hydra's head, and you turn off the monitor, but it's too late, and you realize that maybe it's time to move out of your parents' house. That was a long second choice. Was it three choices? Was that three? That was two choices. What was the first one? That was a long second choice with the mom coming in with the black light. I'm choosing the black light because my feels is low-key. All I need is toilet tissue. Keep it clean. No, you probably have a dribble here and there. He said, count up the toilet tissue. He's all good. It would light up like a Christmas tree. You're not going to find shots all over the room. What's this on the Xbox? Anyway, hey. The sock went into the washer and the dryer. Oh, really? Yes, I'm good. Where do you shoot your jizz when you're by yourself? In the toilet tissue. It just all goes right in there, so it's pretty clean. So, you know what? I'll give Tony a thumbs up. If I were your mom, I would not want to catch you watching donkey dick porn. Yeah. That's cool. That's cool. I'm afraid. Tony gets a point. I don't want her to know what I'm into. Yeah. I want to grab the point. I say a point, Josh. Yeah, he gets a point. Absolutely. Keep it clean. I like that. I definitely agree. Okay. All right. So far. Uh-oh. Josh and Tony are tied. Selma, you're not in the lead. Uh-oh. You're not in the lead. Cue up song number six from What Would Ginger Do? All right, Josh. Give me one, Tony. Give me one. All right, Tony. Stevie. Oh, it was one for Ginger. Okay. Would you rather? Would you rather? Would you rather? Would you rather vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code or- Wow. Yes. That's a lot. That's probably, you'd have to move if you- All day. Move to the city. No, there are only 800 people in my zip code. So go on. Okay. Or would you rather during sex have the Microsoft paperclip help icon appear with sex tips? Oh, I'm going with the first one. Easy. I wouldn't mind having 800. I live in the city. I live in the city. I live in the city that has 800 people. That's it. We have 800 people in our zip code. They're not all having orgasms at once. No, but I'd still take them. I mean, that would just be pleasure after pleasure after pleasure after, I mean, orgasm after orgasm. You wouldn't be able to exist in society. Why? Is it full time or is it once? Because you wouldn't be able to get anything done. You just constantly have to- Oh, wait. Is it all the time or once? No, it's all the time. Yeah. Every time you have sex, the little paper click will pop up. Oh, not the paper click. No, I mean, no. First choice. First choice. It's like anytime anyone has an orgasm in your zip code, you feel it too. Yeah. That's going to be a lot of time. It's not all at once. It's anytime. You could be minding your own business mid-turn. And then if you're not like Tony, you can't keep your eyes open. Your eyes are going to close. Your eyes are going to close. Or the little annoying paper clip is like, you need help? What if you're in a crosswalk and then you have an orgasm? Yeah. You can walk right into the middle of the- Yeah. And then you get killed. Oncoming traffic. I'm going with the orgasms. I'm taking the orgasms. That's a hard one. I don't know. You're living in the middle of nowhere and there's just like a rest home next to you. I could always move if I had to. Yeah, that's true. But when does the pop-up paper clip come when you're not doing it right? After you finish doing it. Oh. After you've- Yeah, you finish and then it'll give you sex tips. I'm going to give you a couple tips. That's not the point. That's annoying. Yeah. I don't want that little paper clip. Yeah. He's annoying. Yeah. Or it's a little dog or something. Yeah. Oh. Okay. So I would say I'd go with what Ginger picks. I give her a point. I give her a point too. Point. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Josh? Josh? No. No. Josh. You were going with the paper clip. Josh wanted to do that. Wow. Josh is a good guy. I think that the paper clip would be helpful, but I misunderstood it. I thought it was going to help you during. I thought it was going to be like, this is what she's going to want right now, dude. Flip her over. Flip her over. And I was like, maybe I was in that position too long. Maybe it's time to flip. And paper clip told me. It's always a good idea to get a roll. But we don't need, but you're still outvoted. I still got three votes, so I still get a point. You get a point. You get a point. I still get a point. All right. Ginger gets my turn now. Let's give one to Ro. I'm going to make my point. And then we'll see who's going to be the winner. Okay. Ro or. You don't want my vote. No. Trust me. One of them will be doing a strip tease in just a moment now because we all three, we're clear. We're good. We're good. We're good to go. Somebody's getting a lap dance. Oh, yeah. I have to pee. It wouldn't be a good idea. Tony's voice is just like a lap dance in and of itself. I know. Ro. Okay. Here we go. Would you rather have a penis able to drink like an elephant uses his trunk or. She doesn't have a penis. Wait a second. If I had a penis, it drinks like an elephant? I opened the book and now you have a penis. Okay. So I have a penis. You have a penis. And when you drink water, you have to whip your penis out and drink it out of your penis. Oh, like an elephant. Okay. Yeah. Or. Or. A penis that glows in the dark when you twist the head. Are you making these up? Wait a second. Hold on. I need to ask. Does that hurt? Yeah. But it glows in the dark. Yeah. From not, from not. Yeah. Yeah. You just have like one like a dildo that twists. But wait, if I had a penis that drank like an elephant, would that mean it's a humongous dick? Oh yeah. It would have to reach the water to your mouth, right? It could be any size. Isn't that how they grab it and. It just drinks water. It could be small. It could be small. And then it goes down and it goes. It could be this. But if you have to get. Every time I want to drink water, I got to do that? You got to, you have to get the water up into it and then spray it back into your mouth to drink it. Wait, so you have to. That's the only way you can get water? That's the only way you can get. Yes. Yeah. Oh no. You have to have a glow stick because one, you know, you, you, you get a certain way to, you know, Twitch it. And two, you would be so awesome at parties. You know what I mean? Like if you're at a party, you're like, watch what I can do. And you just stick it out and go. And I really. I mean, who's on the dance floor? We got glow sticks, fireflies. Every, every Raven, man. I am the hit. Black lights. Tony's mom has the black lights. I mean, how long? All of a sudden Tony's mom shows up. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. It's golden. 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So you would do the elephant. I think the elephant's fucking hot. You gotta let people touch your ears. Stay the fuck away from my ears. Selma, you are the winner. You get to do a striptease. Striptease. Now, what you have to do is guess between in this room, who's a comedian? Really? Yes. Who is or who isn't? Who is a comedian? Who is a comedian? Yes. Out of everyone in this room? Yes. I would say Tony. She picked Tony. All right. Josh, you get the lap dance. I get the lap dance. Whoa! That's it. Yes. It's ginger rolls. All right. Tony's like, if you want to move back and forth, if you want to give it to them both, go ahead. Go ahead. We're going to go to music. You can just take your clothes off. You can just start dancing on both the boys. You've got both of them there between you. Can I keep my earphones on so I can hear the music? Yes, you can. Absolutely. You can start without the music if you want. We're queuing it up. We're just about there. And I think we're getting some sexy music for you. Selma's in some kind of a mood. She's like, I'm going to get my earphones on. I think we're getting some sexy music for you. Selma's starting to take her clothes off. She's got, oh, the top is up. Oh, to be 24. The top is up. The young body. I'm going to remove the headphones for a second. The young body. To be 24 when everything stays up. My body looks just like hers when I was 24. All right, music. Same complexion. Can you give us a little music, Tony? Can you make a little music for us to dance to? Oh, yeah, Tony. Can we do the music? Yeah, just do a little music. I can do the... It's free music? Yeah, royalty. Nothing on the radio because we don't want to get... Oh. Yeah, we can't get in trouble. I don't know what to do. Make it up. Make it up. Make a Tony Baker song. I can do like some... Oots, oots, oots, oots, oots. Like... There you go. That'll work. That'll work. All right. So, who I might have to... Start wherever you want. There we go. Oh, yeah. She's got a little... Oh, Selma's in straddling. So, Josh. We've got the music going. She's putting his hands on the floor. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's putting his hands all over her belly. Look at that. He's taking it in the red shirt. Back and forth around. In the red shirt. We've got it. Oh, we've got ass. We've got titties. Absolutely. Let's just keep it going. Slowly. Yes. What kind of lotion are you wearing? This could be really good. They're strikes of moving from side to side. Turned around. They were. We did have the belly on. Uh-oh. She's taking her top off. Uh-oh. The top has been ripped. Fitties are out. She is trying to... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She is turned around. No doubt. We have no... Uh-oh. She is now in convertible. Uh-oh. Now she's doing a little... This is what I was trying to give up for a lap, guys. Come on now. All right. Quick move over to Tony. Uh-oh. I have to move. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You have to move back, Tony. Move back. All right. All right. Come on. There's his pants. Oh, she's got her pussycat naked. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Tony is getting the thumbs up. The baker bounce. The baker bounce. Selma's doing the titty bounce, doing them both back and forth. Absolutely beautiful. Oh, the panties are coming down. The panties are coming down. Who knew? Selma Sins is taking it out. And she's got Bush. Yes. She does have the ZZ Top. Yes, she's got the beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Bush. ZZ Top. It's perfect. Selma Sins doing it for us in the studio. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Vintage. Oh, my God. That was the first lap dance I've had in a long time. Really? Absolutely. Can I change my answer on the full Bush? I love your Bush. It's so beautiful. Thank you, Ginger. That's why you went with ZZ Top. I know I went with the full man's shoe, but can I touch it? Of course. Absolutely. Ginger Lynn is in. I know. Please do. That's like full. Yeah, that's like. Yeah. That's the anti-trend. That's 70s. Yeah, that is. That's classic. That's 70s, early 80s. That is. That's a throwback. That's a throwback. That is a throwback. It is a throwback. You could S-curl that. Please do. Get some activator. That's it. Vintage. Just don't touch her ears. Don't touch her ears. Don't touch her ears. I'm just touching her pussy. No, no, no. Your ears. I know. Wait, who's ears? What's up with her ears? Don't touch Ginger Lynn's ears. She'll punch you. Oh, really? I will not. I got freaked out. So the ears. The ears is the thing for her? Yeah. She doesn't like the ears. Oh, wow. Selma, you were so fucking beautiful. You have the perfect little body. The perfect face. 24. The perfect titties. The perfect everything. Oh, my God. I looked just like that when I was 24. I want my body back. I want my body back. And then what happened? Selma Sins, what's coming out? What's new for you? I have a new body. I have a new movie coming out in two weeks with Smash Pictures. Well, I'm featuring it along with Natalia Starr. We have the new Alina Lee on it. Nadia Capri. And it's just a movie about exchange students. We all the girls play exchange students. That seduce our... Professors? Yeah, yeah. Our families. Our families that we're staying in. And we have a lot of kinky sex. It's a good time. Yeah, it's going to be really... It's a fun movie. Boys and girls. It's coming out. It's coming out. Smash Pictures. And what's the title? Exchange Students. Exchange Students. You know, finally a title that they didn't say. You know, Dirty Whores number 386. I know. I'm so sick of that. Exchange Students. I like that. I like that Smash Pictures likes to create titles like that. That are like non-your typical porn stuff. Like, you know, Mommy, Sleep With Your Mommy, Sleep With Your Daddy. Yeah, Mommy fucking. That's a genre that's been popular. I never, never really understood that one. There's a couple of the genres that I don't get, but it takes their own, right? Like, if I saw a real mother-daughter, I'd watch it just because I'm fucked up. You know, there's something wrong with me. But it's not like I go, oh, honey, let's get a porn where there's a mom and a daughter. It's like... That's weird to me. I've actually done one. The Philly Films one that I did, I shot for... It was me playing the daughter. And I had a stepmom. And then we seduced our Latin maid. Well, now with you, I would watch anything. I would watch anything and I would watch Selma Sins and anything that you were ever in. You're the exception to the rule. You have the perfect body, the sweetest personality. What's your Twitter? Oh, at Selma Sins. S-E-L-M-A-S-I-N-S. S-N-S. Selma Sins. I'll follow you. And anything else that you want to... Will you come back when your movie comes out and we can show clips from it? Absolutely, yeah. We would love that. You are a wonderful dancer. Are you stripping these days? I am going to start feature dancing soon. I just want to get a little bit more of the feel. With like dancing and stuff like that. I'm thinking... I'm ready. You're ready. That was a good time. That was fabulous. That was absolutely fabulous. Thank you so much, beautiful. We love you and you're welcome back anytime. Josh Phil... Le... Le... Powski. Philipowski. Josh Philipowski. Josh Philipowski. Philipowski. Remember his good dog, Powski? Sometimes you just gotta Philipowski. I want to... Philipowski. Philipowski. I want you to Phil my Powski. Philipowski. Philipowski. Come on, Josh. Phil my Powski. You didn't give that up for lunch, did you? You want me to Phil your Powski? Phil my Powski. Phil my Powski. Yeah, we can work something out. Phil my Powski. Yeah, I think we could. So tell us what you've got coming up and where we can go to find out more about it. Like I said, once again, Like2Laugh, number two, L-A-U-G-H dot com, is March Comedy Madness. So it's all next week. Seven days, seven clubs, a hundred comedians, one champion. Yay. One champion. And what's the website? Like2Laugh.com. Like2Laugh.com or, you know, it's all on Facebook, March Comedy Madness. Like2Laugh or March Comedy Madness. Yes, yes. Madness. Madness. So you've seen a lot of great comics in a little amount of time and it's a lot of fun. We've got all sorts of sponsors and giveaways and stuff too. It sounds like a blast. I'll see if I can get my boyfriend out of the house and come and do it. Tony. What's going on? How you doing? I'm good. You all right? Yeah. I got a lab down. I got a lab down. I got a lab down. I got a lab down. I'm good. I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure. I know. Tony, where can we come and see you? Come and see me at the Comedy Store every Thursday in the Belly Room, 10 p.m. Crack them up Thursday. If you're in Temecula, in that area this weekend, I'm at the Changa Casino, Friday and Saturday. Four shows, two each night. I'll be headlining out there. I'll be at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood on Sunday for Chocolate Sunday. And am I forgetting something? Tonight, if you're in Hermosa Beach, I'll be at the Comedy Store. I'll be at the Comedy and Magic Club. We'll come down and see you at the Comedy and Magic Club. 8 p.m. So I'm going to go there from here, as a matter of fact. And your Twitter is? My Twitter is at TonyBakerComedy. And that's my Instagram as well and my YouTube. And, you know, TonyBakerComedy is my website as well. TonyBakerComedy. Type it in. And at Rodelagrazzi. Yep. Yep. How do you spell that? D-O-R-O-D-E-L-L-E-G-R-A-Z-I-E. Spelling the whole name wrong. That's how you do it. I can't spell it. I can't spell it. I can't spell it. I'm thinking about a glow-in-the-dark penis. Stevie, what's your Twitter? Skip Happy Snap. All one word. Skip Happy Snap. All one word. You can follow me, BlameItOnGinger. I want to thank everybody for coming in today. It was a fabulous show. You were lots of fun. Everybody was terrific. Thanks for having me. Oh, my God. Anytime. You're all welcome back. I want to thank you, thank you, thank you. You have been listening to the one and only. And if you get in trouble, you have my permission to use it. BlameItOnGinger. BlameItOnGinger. BlameItOnGinger. BlameItOnGinger. I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger and then love and eat love and die. Surrender to the forest and live within. I want to be like ginger and then love and eat love and die.