Halloween, holiday movies, and Star Wars talk with Mike Rowe

Oh my God. That's awesome. Hey, don't be worried. It's not that scary. It was terrifying. It was pretty cool. That was the Wayne Brothers show. Yes, it was. That randomly pops into my head. Like if I'm like going, if I'm about to hit the pillow to sleep, I'm like, give me a high five. Boom. Listen, I don't know if you know this, but you're white. So I don't know if you know this, but she's black. I don't know if you should know this, but I watched a lot of black centric TV shows while growing up. That explains quite a bit. I had a lot of trouble identifying. All right. I watched Moesha. It's me, Bad Touch Bat Boy. Oh, hey. You started. Sorry. And today we are joined with guest Mike Rowe. Hey everybody. How's it going? Hi. Hi. And I'm Mike Rowe. I'm super excited. Today? I don't know how we did it guys, but we got the host from Dirty Jobs to be on our podcast. Yeah, we did. It's pretty awesome. People on Twitter think I'm him. So it's close enough. That works. That works for me. No, no, no. Now, Miss Stacy. What? How are you doing today? I'm good. Can we collaborate on that? Yeah, I'm good. I had to catch Stacy eating on air. Listen, listen, I'm like a stoner this morning. No, I have not smoked, but I was really starving. Okay. And they are Doritos. So how can you resist that? It's like a bag of Doritos. No, they are implosion Doritos. They are evil. They did. Oh, like I'm exploding on both ads? They exploded all over me. I saw this. They're not lying. They imploged. Is that a new word? I like when you imploged on people. Imploged. I think that's a fashion line, right? Imploged. Imploged. It's the newest in ho-ka-do. Imploged. Imploged. Oh, hey, it's Francisco Calderon. Calderon cuddles the sociopath. We were introducing the co-hosts. I know. I'm a stay-at-home girlfriend, but nom, nom, nom, nom. Rachel, sassy pants, brumkin. And we're joined as usual by our technician, Nick. Say hi, Nick. Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. He's too busy stressing out because he was like- So yes, some of you may have noticed that we were a little late today. Probably nobody noticed. Probably nobody noticed. Yeah. We're ninjas. Thanks for noticing me. There are so many ninjas. Gosh. You have your whole, whole hour. Everything's good to go. We started from the top. Sweet. Even though you were attacked by ninjas? Yeah, I'm good. Just do your thing, guys. Okay. We'll be good to go. He's busy putting on bands. We'll take you to the hospital later. That is great to hear. I'm glad that you're doing well, Nick. Yeah. So yeah. Things and stuff. Awkward beginning. Yay, awkwardness. Oh, that's why I came on this show. That's right. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. So anybody have anything interesting happen during this week? No. Well, Halloween was atrocious. You guys, I have to say there should be... If you're 15 and you're going to go trick or treating, put some effort into the costume, dude. Don't just show up in your school uniform with your backpack, be like, candy, please, now. No, that's not okay. You put a little effort into it. Did you get any trick or treaters? Because I got a completely different experience today. for you on Halloween than you did? I got, well, my neighborhood is full of like little, little kids. Did you drown any of them? No. So from like seven to eight, man, trick-or-treaters galore. Like the first 20 minutes, junior high, high school kids that could not have given, like, they're like, fuck it. I just want the candy. Boom. I even noticed that with the adults, because I live in West Hollywood, and I went to the West Hollywood carnival. And then we got the parents with their babies, like totally different. Which is fantastic. Well, no, did it not seem, like, this year was not the most depressing Halloween ever. Because it was on a school night. And there were also a ton of shootings. It was like so sad, and like everyone's kind of skittish. You know. And not really excited. And then you kind of hear like the death toll from like Hurricane Sandy Storm. That was lousy. All that coverage was amazing, I have to say. You see any Hurricane Sandy costumes? It's not lousy. My brother lives in Jersey. I didn't see any Hurricane Sandy costumes, but I was expecting to see Mayor Bloomberg's, like, translator. Which, by the way, she was the most. It was the most amazing thing ever. Did you guys see her? Mm-mm. Yeah. Go just look up the animated GIFs. They're great. Mayor Bloomberg has this translator that does sign language next to him. And she was totally into his address as he was talking about Sandy. Like, so much that me and my friends thought she was more excited about the death toll than anything. I'm pretty sure she was. Oh, my God. No. I think we had different Halloweens. I had a huge thermos full of wine, and I walked with my nieces to different houses. You don't drink wine, though. And then when I was like, oh, you got an Almond Joy? I need that. But, Stacy, I thought you were straight-edged. Oh, you got Pirate's Booty? I'm so straight-edged. Yeah, I didn't do anything exciting for Halloween, but the weekend before, I went to some big, wacky UCB party, and it was just... UCB. Awesome. Yeah, exactly. I'm not cool enough to be at this party. Was one of those ones where... Is that the one you dressed up as Superman? It was. It was my Superman party. I think my favorite costume I saw, though, was somebody dressed, like, old-school Steve Martin with, like, the white suit and arrows with a head and stuff. Oh, with arrows with a head? That's pretty cool. So, as a comedy nerd, I really dug that. That's awesome. That's thought. Instead of doing anything exciting on Wednesday, my friends and I, on Saturday, are gonna do a pre-election, post-Halloween party. You mean today? Oh, today. Today is Saturday? It is a Saturday. It's not a Saturday. We're all dressing up as political figures or pundits, and I'm dressing up as Sonia Sadamayor, Supreme Justice Sonia Sadamayor. Awesome. It's a good look. It is a good look. I can pull it off. You wear it well. I'm gonna recuse myself from conversations all night. I'm sorry. I have to recuse myself from this conversation. Yes. And you can't shave because it's Movember. No? You can't shave because it's Movember. I'm not gonna shave. Ew. I want to have a terrorist beard by the end of the month. I'm gonna be really scared of you. I don't wanna be scared of him. Are you doing Movember? Yes. I pointed to Rachel. No, I'm just kidding. Frankly. Yes, I'm really gonna pull it off. I could buy one of those, like, weird knitted beard hats that hipsters like these days or, like, the hat with the beard. My beard grows so slowly, it'll just look like this at the end of the month. Beards are hot. I think beards are hot. It's a new thing for me, though. I like them. I've always liked them. I think it's like a lumberjack thing. When I went to Alaska, I was like, oh. Ooh. Oh, this is why people live in Alaska. Why? 11 to 1. 11 men to every one female. Okay. You're good. My fantasy is to be taken to Alaska or Canada and live in a lumberjack cabin. I thought you were gonna say live in a lumberjack. Live in a lumberjack. Live in a lumberjack. With a lumberjack. Is that also your dream, Frank? It's one of my memories. Aw, they're shared dreams. Aw. Bonding. You're not allowed to follow me. We can get him another lumberjack. Don't be selfish. You can have all of them. Yeah, you can each have 11. Yeah, there's, right? 11 to 1 female. I get one. We're ruining the demographics. I was gonna say, also, my Halloween was kind of, like, sidetracked because Disney buying Lucasfilm was, like, a lot. Ugh. It was a hot topic. Because it's a hot topic. It was, like, oh, my God. I'm just gonna be reading more Star Wars films? That's pretty epic. Like, some people were, like, oh, great. And then I had other people going, nerds, calm the fuck down. Like, it's not a big deal. Like, he's been around. Oh, really? It's not a big deal? Fuck it, not. And, like, I got in an argument with a friend of mine and I was, like, listen, bitch. For the past 20 years, they've had to pay licensing fees to Lucasfilms to have Star Tours and their merchandise there. Now, they just own it outright. And I was, like, this is great. This is fantastic. And then I... It's great for my stocks. And then the first... But when I first heard it, I went, oh, great. Now two money-grubbing hoes have got their hands on this franchise and are going all in. I'm terrified, actually. Why would you be terrified? Actually, you know what? Let's save this for later because I do want to touch on this topic. Don't touch on my topic. I'll touch your topic all I want. I was saying, that was my topic. I feel uncomfortable. How's that topic feel? Yeah, topic, yep, yep. Anyway. That was topical. Let's talk about holiday movies. Ugh, why? I'm scared. Okay, so... I kind of, like, misunderstood. I have a bunch of holiday movies my family and I watch and I realized the common theme in these movies is awkward family situations that arise in these films. Like... Death. Not death. There is a lot of death. Well, what exactly did you want to talk about holiday movies? Like, what... Movies we've seen, movies we like. I will just go out and say this, that my favorite holiday movie is Jingle All the Way. I hope that you... I approve. Thank you. I don't know what holidays are. Oh, that's right. Oh, right, because he's a little Jehovah. What? I have watched Beyond the Glass. Yeah, but Mormons celebrate holidays, don't they? Yeah. Yeah, Jehovah-Wayness. We got Christmas. And I'm Catholic, so we certainly celebrated up on her. Her. Up on her. Communal wine. Communal wine. Well, holiday movies to me are very weird because I don't really watch and my family we watch like Godfather for Christmas. I think that's fine. Yeah. I don't know. It's a great family movie. I think it is. I mean, it's about a family. It's about a family. It's a certain kind of family. It's about a family being together, killing people. It does have a... I think they do celebrate a Christmas or Thanksgiving in that movie. It's a family that sleeps together, stays together. It's true. It's true. For like Thanksgiving, I think we just watch Robin Hood. The only good like actual Thanksgiving movie is... The bad one. The only good movie that's actually about Thanksgiving is Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. That's like the... Well, also Home for the Holidays is Thanksgiving. That's fair. I would also qualify Adam's Family Reunion. It's not called Adam's Family Reunion. It's called Adam's Family Values. Oh, that's right. Reunion was the one after that. But everybody should go to Netflix or rent it right now. For no reason. For no apparent reason. Not because Stacy sang in that movie. Not just because I would like to buy a couple DVDs. No. And that's where the residual goes. I watched a lot as a child and it was super awkward with my family too was National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Yes, that's one of the ones I have. Yeah. And it was awkward because there was that really awkward scene where he's like watching the woman get dressed at the pool. To Melikaliki Maka. Yes. Which is like really weird and that movie was both amazing and terrifying. And it's also Chevy Chase asking his son if like when the girl at the store is showing him her leg, and it's like, oh, can you see the line, son? And then realizes that it's his son there. I mean, it happens. Yeah. Such awkward moments in that movie. I've never seen a Christmas story. Me neither, actually. That is, I'm sorry, that's sacrilegious. It's shown every Christmas for 24 hours straight on TV. You can't tell me how to be Catholic. I've come back around the Christmas story. I went from loving it to now I don't care for it anymore. I think it's because it's overexposed. It's like it's just on all the time. You're overexposed. I went to Santa and literally woke up in the same spot I fell asleep in. I mean, Santa does kick a kid down a slide in that movie. Which is badass. I mean, it's that. It's got the pink bunny suit that Ralphie gets from his aunt. And I own the pink bunny sweatshirt from that. It's got the leg lamp and his father going, Fragile must be Italian. I mean, it's great shit. And then to hear like that piece of shit Peter Salisbury now like does like the most awesomest movies ever with like Vince Vaughn. You're like, craziness. Does his last name make you think hunger too? Or is it just that I'm acting like a stoner this morning? I think you're just acting like a stoner. I was like, um, yummy. I think the smell on the train just kind of got to you. I know. There was so much pot on that train. I mean, seriously, every bus I took today was just like pot and bum smell. Wait, wait, wait. Isn't there like a hemp thing? Isn't there something that's like, I don't know. I always see the hemp cons signs up, but they're always for hemp cons that have already happened. Isn't that what always seems to be the case? Exactly. Like, I'm always like, oh, that's coming. No, it's not coming up. I think that there is one this weekend which would completely answer why you smelled pot on the way here. They were probably all smoking and going to it. Maybe. It wasn't me. I was going to say another movie I watch every holiday. Bless you. Science. You have been blessed. She's a pleasure to do. I watch, uh, White Christmas every holiday, regardless if it's Christmas or Thanksgiving. I've never seen it. Never seen White Christmas. That's bigoted. What? Should I watch Black Christmas as well? Is there a Black, there is a Black Christmas movie. There is a Black Christmas movie, right? Like a horror movie? Because I'm mixed, I'm going to watch White Christmas and then I'm going to watch Black Christmas. Wait, wait, wait. Is there a Madea Christmas movie yet? There has to be, right? I don't think so. Why is there not? If not, that is like hundreds of millions of dollars we've made. Marilyn Kumar's Christmas movie was pretty fun. Actually, it was. I enjoyed that one. And it was in 3D. And it was in 3D. I think there was a 3D famous. Family Stone I watched every holiday. How about Scrooged? Yes, that's also on my list. Oh, is it on your list? It's on my list. Are you checking it twice? I enjoy scenes of that, but I hardly remember the entire movie. But I know the story, I guess. Well, who doesn't know the story of a Christmas carol? I know the hero's journey of this film. Yeah. Like, I pretty much know a Christmas carol. People do things. It's really fun. It's really symbolic of the American experience. So. That was profound. Yeah. It's really deep. You're really profound. I'm really deep. Wow. And that calls for another Dorito. Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle, crinkle. Hey. Munch, munch, munch. What about How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Okay. I'm talking about the cartoons. Only the live one, right? Oh. I'm talking about the cartoons. The cartoons good, yeah. And weirdly, I like the live one. I do too, but I liked it more than I thought I would because I'd heard how horrible it was. And I saw it. I'm like, oh, this is fun. It wasn't like horrific. No. It was just okay. And I think in the season, in the mood, it's good. I concur. When you're in the mood for the season. It's the perfect vehicle for Jim Carrey. The thing is, over the top, it's nonsense. He's hammy, over the top, zany. It's perfect for him. He does it quite well. I don't think I need to see it again. Well, you. You probably don't. I just don't. I think that we're going to have to sit you down and clockwork orange you. No. No. Not again. You know how when we clockwork orange you? Not again. Aw. You like being orange, though. I do. We probably love being orange. What? It just sounds like something bad. Nightmare before Christmas. Yes. Yeah. That's pretty great. And that's both, you can watch that through the whole season from Halloween straight through. And all my Halloween, I mean, all my Christmas decorations are Nightmare Before Christmas. I have a black Christmas tree with all Tim Burton ornaments. So that is. It's pretty cool. Tim Burton sure loves the winter. The winter. He's a big winter guy. Which is funny because he grew up in Burbank so there's not really a winter. That's the only answer. I love the winter. I grew up in the desert. It's because they were deprived. They didn't get winters to love. Yeah. Edward Scissorhands I like to watch during the holiday. I think it's a holiday movie, I think. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. It's a sleepy hollow. I like watching it around Halloween a lot. I actually feel that that is a really good near Halloween movie. That's a good winter movie. That should be Thanksgiving. I don't know why. Yeah. I think Thanksgiving. Maybe because pumpkins. Pumpkin pie. I could accept that. I have a grim feeling of Thanksgiving anyways because it just. It just destroys my life. Oh, that's right because the pilgrims come into town and like hunt you. They beat me up on my birthday. Are you Native American? No. Because I am part. My birthday is November 23rd and it's either sitting on or directly around. So this year it's on Black Friday. But last year I think it was like on Thanksgiving. So every year, no joke, this is the conversation with my friends. Hey, do you want to hang? Oh, you're hanging with your friends. Well, I'm not doing anything this year. Do you want to hang? This year, I'm going, I'm going to get just crazy drunk. I think that's my plan. Do you want to hang out? I was going to say the other movie I watch and it's not just because she's saying a cross for me. I watched Die Hard and Die Hard 2 with a vengeance. Actually, don't go ahead and rent Die Hard 2. I also would like something else. I was disappointed one New Year's Eve. I attempted to watch all Die Hard movies. But of course, Blockbuster being the pricks that they are didn't have like two or three. This is when Blockbuster was still a hit. So I had to like go and find them surreptitiously. What's a Blockbuster? I saw one the other day and it was like, oh, it's a miracle. The most important blockbuster. There's one by my house that still exists, man. It is alive and kicking. I used to pass by one every day and it for like a good six months had the we're closing, but we're not certain when we're closing. Blockbuster is great because they all have like the closing this location only one signs up and that's not true. It's every location. Like Linens and things did that. They got their comeuppance. Comeuppance. I have such a huge boner for Netflix. So actually, I think Netflix has done such a good job with revolutionizing this, like how it's presented and delivered. Netflix is good. I have it on my phone. Controversial opinions. We like Netflix guys. Word is out. It's on every electronic device I have. I love it. I am furious with Netflix right now. You know, they have movies that expire. Furious. That makes me mad. I went on there to watch the latest season of RuPaul's Drag Race and it was gone. Yes. That's what I was saying. They have shows that must have like only the licensing fees for a certain time and then they expire and they go away. Two days ago. Yeah. No, no. It happened with the movie I wanted to watch. It had it and then it was gone like three days later. That happens to me over and over again. It happened with Third Rock from the Sun. I was very upset. I'm so furious. So no, Netflix own everything. Just please give everything to Netflix guys. I think they would like to own everything. I'm okay with owning everything. You know, sometimes Amazon, I think Netflix will rise above it all. Rise again. Maybe Netflix or Skynet and I'm supporting it. I am surprised. A Skynet that straps us in chairs and beams movies into our eyes? Okay. I'm okay with that. I'm really for the revolution. If I have to watch Skynes all day long over and over again through my eyelids, I'm okay with it. You're down. I'm down. I'm surprised they got Mirror Mirror so quickly onto Netflix. I know it's not like the best thing but like it came out and it came on demand and then boom, Netflix. Netflix. Like I didn't have to wait a year or two. They figured that's the only place where people want to watch it. They're like, we'll watch Mirror Mirror because it's on Netflix. I'm so glad I didn't pay for that movie, people. So glad I did not pay for that. I actually did pay for that movie. Oh. I know. I'm sorry. It happens. Are you sad about it? I'm okay because Armie Hammer is really hot and anything with Sean Bean, I will pay like five, even if he's in it for like five seconds, I'll be like, yeah, I'll pay for that. He's the best thing to put on a man. Last ten minutes of that film. Why do you need a gun? Why do you need a gun? I don't know because there's blood splatter all over the wall. Silent Hill. What the fuck, dude? What the hell? The Silent Hill ride at the maze at Universal Studios was awesome. So I approve of that. I didn't see the movie. See, that's scary. I don't want to do that one. It was super scary and I'm a super scaredy cat. So like my whole time going through those mazes, I was clutching onto the shoulder of my best friend's girlfriend. Oh, how manly of you, Mike. Yeah, no, no. I don't go to any of those. I was the biggest pussy. Did you go to the Walking Dead maze? I did. I did the Walking Dead maze. Do you watch Talking Dead? I've seen it. Because Chris Hardwick came through that on the show and he was like, fuck you. Fuck you guys. Fuck you. Mike, did you go to like HHN for pleasure or for like something for KPCC? Oh, just for pleasure. I was there for, I went with my musical improv pals and I was the most scared one. So it was fun. Do you go to like all those things? For pleasure? No, not usually. Not usually. That was really awkward. You just like whispered it? Pleasure. That was a little awkward how you asked that actually. I was okay on a haunted hayride for a while until I heard dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, and I just dropped to the ground. Why? Because of clowns? Stacey, for your birthday next year I'm going to take you to the circus. Wait, Cirque du Soleil? Nope, nope. Nope. Real circus. Real circus. It's real circus up in here. Do you really like your face? Because I will scratch your face off. Here's how you get Stacey. Clowns and Achilles heels. Oh my God. That's Achilles heels. We're going to go to the Achilles heels. And apparently like if you hit somebody behind the kneecap now that also gets her. Really? Well, that's because it knocks the leg forward. And then you get slushed Achilles. I was going to say I'm saying the word please. Wait, does the kneecap thing Oh God. Does the kneecap thing actually work for you now? I don't know. Eat your Doritos. Eat your Doritos, Stacey. I can't because I'm going to vomit. Eat your Doritos. It's just me. It's like a holiday movie thing. But every year for Christmas I watch the Christmas episode of the OC. Why? What is wrong with you? I love the OC a lot. What is not wrong with him? What is wrong with all of you? Christmaka? In Christmaka. In Christmaka it's the best holiday. Festivus? You're getting Jesus and Moses combined. I can't do this show anymore. I can't do this. Yes, I finally got rid of him. We have a new position, Mike. Do you want to join? We've got an open position now. Come on down, Mike. Would you like to play this? He's the fourth member. Died from saying the wrong words. We do have an initiation and it goes a little something like We're all going to No. They're all going to have to. Enough of this. That's so bad. The only initiation I've ever been through is in high school. I got into jazz choir. Hazing. Hazing. Yeah, there's hazing and I had to they made all the guys have to cross dress and then go sing downtown in our town like in public places. This went more benign than I thought. It's crazy. Speaking of jazz. Then we had to then we had to streak. See, in my show choir we had to kill a man. Oh, okay. It was like not that big of a deal. Only one. So it's It's not that bad. We had to kill a man together. Again, the jazz band that slays together stays together. I think that phrase works for anything. Exactly. It really does. You're into musicals, right? I do. I love musicals. What is your favorite? I think my all-time favorite is probably Guys and Dolls. Yes. The movie or the stage show? Stage show. I mean, the movie's good. The movie's different but it's good too. But I mean, Sinatra's great in it. See, I've been looking for the album with Marlon Brando singing on it forever. It does not exist apparently. It's such a insane movie because they give Sinatra the non-singing parts and they give Brando the more singing parts. But I kind of liked his character-y voice so I want to find the record. It took me forever to find Gentlemen Prefer Blondes with Marilyn Monroe because they just want to do the stage show as an album but that's my goal in life. If anybody wants to see it, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. She has goals. I do. Oh, maybe Rachel will find it for me. That would be awesome. Guys and Dolls is an amazing one. It's pretty great. Are we talking about musical musicals or holiday musicals? Like musical musicals? Company is pretty good. That's a toughie. Why did you have to throw in something so gay? I'm just, why Frank? Because he's gay. What? He's gay. Are you guys gay? Wait, what? I need to get out of here. I know. If you were gay. No, I'm just kidding. That's actually one of my favorite musicals. It's happening. Did you? I've actually never seen it. Me neither. I've only heard the soundtrack. I've seen clips of it and I've seen the soundtrack. I've seen. You've seen the soundtrack? You've listened to it. You have synesthesia. I have synesthesia. You may have been really high at the time but saw the soundtrack. So yeah, that's all the time. You know when you see music? All the time. I see the music, man. It's like seeing dead people. That, like, the soundtrack is just so hilarious. It is. Yeah. I have actually, I've been listening to it on repeat this week. I'm that bad. I feel like it's going to be epic, right? YouTube. I went on YouTube and, like, listened to the whole soundtrack just through YouTube. God bless you and your copyright violation, YouTube. We love you, YouTube. Controversial. Well, it was through, like, I don't know, it says through, like, some Broadway something, whatever, I don't know. Fancy. I feel like it's going to be epic when I see it. Like, that's how it was with Hair. Like, I was so obsessed with Hair. I would listen to that album over and over again and I was like, is it ever going to live up to it? And it was so awesome. I enjoy most musicals but putting this out there, I don't enjoy Andrew Lloyd Webber's. Nobody does. No. Nobody likes Andrew Lloyd Webber. But I do like Phantom of the Opera at the Moose. We had a, in my musical improv class, we had an Andrew Lloyd Webber week where we had to watch Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals and then everybody, almost everybody universally hated that. I'm going to say, he did one good musical. It's the only musical of his I like that I will listen to and I think it's because it's so not like him. Jesus Christ Superstar. That is, I agree. Because it's a rock opera and I'm like, this is, it's so Tim Rice, like, and so less him because he didn't write the fucking lyrics to it. But I have a problem listening to the soundtrack because I, when I saw it on stage, I saw Judas be black. Oh yeah, I saw. And both times I saw it, he was black. And so there was like so much soul in the voice and then when I, when I hear the soundtrack, it's like these, I'm like, what are you doing? Are you okay? Like, I can't, I can't listen. There's a really good, there's a really good, I don't know his, I don't know how, I don't know how to pronounce his last name because it's some German name, but there's this guy, Drew, I think, I think, but, he does, like he's played Judas and he's played Jesus and he is one of the best Judas's white. Like I've seen. He's a great white Judas. Well, I'm saying, I'm saying because in the movie version, he was black and the show version I've seen, he was black. And so, and I, and I've listened to, because I said, it's like one of my favorite musicals. Why has he got to be black? I've listened to, because it's the right way. It's supposed to be like racial tension. Black is right. You know, and we, we brought it back around to Christmas because Jesus. So, are you feeling some racial tension in your, in your shoulders? I'm feeling a lot of racial tension. I hear that. I hear that from people. It's about a Jew being born in a manger. it was about a sun God. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it might be wrong. I go see Jesus in a manger. Jews are born in mangers? Yes. Yeah, Jews are born in mangers. Because, you know, nobody was born in a manger. I'm so glad nobody got that because I'm afraid. And the listeners at home. We're talking about Jews. Wait, Jews? As a Catholic girl, I endorse Jewish men. I endorse Jewish things. I know this is horrible. Me and a group of friends actually had a realization recently. Mostly matzo. Me and a friend had a realization recently about Jews and how goblins are kind of like the mythical, the mythical figures based off of them. Yeah, I know. I feel like you're gonna be stabbed after seeing this. No, no, like. And the two half Jewish people just walked out. Wait, I got a little Jew in me. We have an all Jewish audience. So. Like, the goblins carry all of the stereotypes that like come with Jews. Oh, no, no, no. They're completely fucking racist, anti-Semitic creatures. Yeah, they totally are. But, yeah. Oh, no, no. It was a sudden realization. I like any musical by Stephen Sondheim, Frank. I will, except for Passions, Passage by the Way. I'm just shit. It's depressing. He wrote it when he was bitter. I don't like it. But like Into the Woods. Wouldn't you like that? Into the Woods is my jam. Like I'm a musical theater. Into the Woods is my lady jam. It is not my lady jam. I am a musical theater geek. So that's a loaded question. That's why I asked. Into your woods. Holiday or just general musicals. I like Little Shop of Horrors, Clay. Who doesn't? Did you see that it's, like they have a special edition coming out with the original Edgerton. I saw it. I held it yesterday. I was like, I'm gonna go to the Edgerton. I'm gonna go to the Edgerton. I'm gonna wait to buy it. Roger Corman has the original Blu-ray in a nice little book. That's my favorite. Stephen Slyham got apparently just sort of crapped on Book of Mormon though, which I thought was funny. They asked them about it and he said it was it's a nice college show. So going along that like musical wise, I think that Trey Parker and Matt Stone do well with their musicals like South Park. The musical was good. Yeah, I was like, this is a good show. This is a good show. This is a good show. This is a good show. This is a good show. This is a good show. This is a good show. This is a good show. I was listening to your guys episode last week and I got the gay song stuck in my head. I mean it was it was a proper intro. It's pretty good. Yeah. I like Fosse stuff. Fosse's good. Oh dude. You just came out even more gay. I mean why not. Like Kajama game is good. But that's not really a Fosse musical. He's in it. But it's not really a Fosse musical. You can't see but her little tiny fists are like doing like attempting to do it. Pippin's great. Pippin's a great Fosse musical. I think the rest of the musicals are good. I think it's all good. the show that we have to do it. Sweet charity. Like Fosse would have us do it. With jazz hands. Jazz hands and Fosse punch. You can't see this. It should be like kind of some kind of visual. Elaborate choreography. You can't see it. All at once we all know the movements. Just imagine our hands are very detailed. Our feet movements are very detailed. If you ever want to see like Fosse in in Kiss Me in the movie version of Kiss Me Kate that's Bob Fosse's first movie role and although he has nothing to do with the choreography his one section of dance that he does with Ann Miller has his stamp all over it. You can see the beginnings of like the Fosse style. It's super great. My sister Irene also has the Fosse stamp all over it. That's why I like like everything even if you didn't choreograph it or he wasn't part of it he always put his one little stamp they not do it. They had a Fosse sketch on Saturday Night Live this past week too which is pretty great. Christina Applegate was played a Fosse inspired dance instructor. She was in Charity. She was a dumbass. Yeah she was. Exactly. Uh huh. All y'all talkers up in here. Time to keep it down right now. Alright well Alright. I think we've had enough gay talk to show What? What? Let's move on to awkward questions and actually we have awkward holiday questions. Yeah. Exciting. Alright well let's start with Just whip it out. Just whip it out. Sissy. Oh. Which one do you want us to ask first? Sorry. We're gonna ask our awkward questions first. Okay. Sorry. And we're starting with Sissy Poo. Down there. What are the major differences between You just said me and then you skipped over who said Anastasia and then Siska. No I said Sissy. What are the major differences between you and the candidate? This is your awkward candidate. No. I don't have my question yet so Stacey can go first. What? Oh my mom. I'll ask mine. Oh my lord. She's been she's been tricked. Are you ready? I'm good. I'm good. Yes I'm down. Don't think about it too much again. Yeah. Would you have sex with an alien and would you use a rubber? Uh yes and yes. Within the confines of marriage of course but uh now I don't know about the future alien invasion. I guess I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be pre-bigoted against aliens. It's a tentacle alien. Oh. That's Like a Cthulhu? I don't feel weird about it. I guess I should have said yes too quickly but sure I'm not gonna be a bigot. I mean if you're gonna go alien sex might as well do tentacle alien sex. Exactly. You only need like ten condoms but it's okay. I learned nothing from Maniac Mansion. Um yeah but uh yeah I'd go with it. Is it not like a weird fetish now? Oh no it's always it's been a weird fetish for a while. It's not like a Japanese porn thing? It started in Japan it stays mainly in Japan but there are It's mainly in Japan. It's been around for a really long time actually. I love them. There's been like like 17th, 16th century like tentacles going inside women and shit. Can I own one of those? Of course. There's totally woodblock paintings of like women being molested by octopus. So tentacles It's a thing. It's a thing apparently. But they do it with like fancy calligraphy so it looks classy. Yeah it looks classy. It's classy shit. Classy shit. I have my question for you. Alright. Do you believe anything is going to happen on 2012? Uh no. No I don't. I'm uh I'm I'm generally a skeptic even though I'm also a weirdly religious person. So If something happens I'm going to rub it in your face. You're like yeah this is right December 2012 I was right world's ending. That movie was right. That movie. John Cusack had it. Okay. Well Love that. I dress up like that at a Halloween party too. I'm going to go to my my old question because I couldn't think of anything better than that one. That's not what you're supposed to do. I know but I couldn't think of anything better than that. So the question is how many bodies do you think you can fit in the trunk of your car? Oh there's already a lot of shit in my trunk. So I'm going to say three. Like if you folded them up the right way. I'll go three. Okay. Folded them up. Yeah I think like I'll think of something better. I couldn't think of anything better than that. Now turning our questions on each other. Well I haven't asked Stacy. Oh yeah Stacy has to ask her. Shut down. I can just leave. You know. Stacy. Stacy. Stacy. You and I should just leave the show. I think we should. Why don't you just cut off her arm or something. There's been an awkward conversation strike. At first I was asked to say the question then bitch slapped me. Whatever. Look at how they treat us. Okay. Let's go eat your Doritos. What's the story? Good. Even Mike is on it. God damn it. Even Mike is in on it. Go ahead. Oh thank you. Can I? Awesome. Yes mommy. You can ask your question. What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten or would eat? This is like there's nothing that weird because I am like the world's pickiest eater. Like I have an irrational fear of trying new foods. So there's so many things I've never had. Like I've never had turkey. What? So like Thanksgiving's lost on me. How have you never had turkey? I can't trust you anymore. I know I'm the Anastasia. Welcome to my life. What about turkey? What about turkey? What about turkey? What about turkey? What about turkey? What about turkey? What about turkey? What about turkey? Go and eat your turkey. Go eat your turkey. It's like tryptophan and awesomeness. See I'm trying to think if there's anything weird I've eaten. There probably isn't. Like my breakfast this morning I had like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. So I'm super boring. Boring. So there's nothing you would try. There's not like something like very exotic. When I try and try things I get like sweaty and gross. Oh that's sad. I know it's sad. I wonder if your octopus wife would like that. I know. I know. So octopus wife. Yeah. Octopus wife is like eat it. Eat my tentacle. Today I'm cooking you Glorf and Glork. You can't make me. I'm trying to think if it came down to like a cannibal situation like if I'd be able to do it or not. Well that was my old question. Yeah like I don't know if I'd be able to do it or not because I'd like like I want to live but that seems like really not gross. What about bull testicles? Bull testicles. Nom. I guess if it came like. I have eaten bull testicles. How are they? There's really nothing I won't eat. I hear nothing. Pretty much. Like tough chilling at all. Stacey did they have to keep telling you to stop playing with your food? Yes. I was like what? This is not what I'm supposed to be doing? It's not a video podcast. You're not supposed to be doing some cupping with the bull testicles? I'm just trying to be polite. I mean it died for me so I've really returned the favor. I really feel like. You don't consider it stinking. I know. I know. It's good. And yet you all treat me like shit. It's a way more sexual gun. You're beautiful shit. I'm beautiful shit? That's so delightful. You are very beautiful. Thank you. Sounds like a Kelly Clarkson song. Until the zombie dragons come. The zombie dragons. I'm so excited about zombie dragons. We came up with this. Is that a sci-fi movie? We were talking about this. We were like why hasn't zombie dragons happened? I swear that sounds like a sci-fi movie. I'm pretty sure. When it might be soon. When dragons are zombies. And when dragons are safe. So Frank. Answer your own question. Answer your own question. Yeah. I would and I wouldn't. I would. Okay. You would and you wouldn't. And I would wear a rubber. I don't want space aids. Rubber from Pat and Chell? Space aids. I didn't even think of space aids. Damn it. I mean can space aids go through earth condoms? Maybe. I'm sure it can. It'll go through. Of course it can. What if the penis is like acid? Corrosive acid. It's just like it's space aids. Has anyone gone before us? Like do we know that we can have sex with that one without dying? No. I'm sure all those people that got pro'd. I'm sure the government knows. But you don't get pro'd with their penis. You get pro'd with like probed. But maybe after they got probed they decided to have sex with the alien captors. I don't know. All I have to say is in biology class after you dissected the frog did you put your penis in it? Yes you did. So. I feel like I missed that part of Cowboys and Aliens. It happens. Oh am I answering my own question? Answer Frigg's. Yes. I would have sex with an alien. Yes I would wear a condom. But I wouldn't wear a condom because it doesn't make sense. But you would insist on the aliens wearing condoms? Yes. Okay. Yes. But I don't think it would really help. And then they have to leave after. They're from a different planet. Yeah. Get out. What the hell. I'm not making your breakfast. Thanks for an interstellar fuck. Now get out. I would have sex with one. But do you know what? I think if you're having sex with an alien you might as well go balls to the walls. So I guess no condoms. Yeah. Space AIDS. Let's do this. Yeah. Bear back. Space AIDS. Space AIDS. I hope Space AIDS gives me superpowers. Oh my god. Space AIDS. Space AIDS. Out of your way. Space AIDS. Space AIDS is going to give me superpowers and you're going to be so jealous Stacey. No. I am. But then I'll just go have sex with an alien bear bag. Nope. No it's slime bag. Yeah. Slime bag. It's not bear bag when it's. Nice. Disgusting. Does alien slime help with lubrication? That's what I was thinking. Yeah. It's not. It's not acid. But that means no foreplay. It's just like I'm already lubricated. It's my turn to answer this question. Okay. It depends. Now does this alien look like like Paul or does it look like Earth Girls or Easy Jeff Goldblum? It looks like Predator. Well if it looks like Predator I would jump on that. It's the alien with the signs. If it looks like big head small body it's like Predator. But it would be perfect size for you. It's so cute. No I would not have sex with that alien. You would not have sex with a gray. I mean your babies would look like water babies anyways. They look like sea monkeys. It looks like it's father. I was more thinking hydrocephalic. But if they look like you know Jeff Goldblum does in Earth Girls or Easy then sure why not. You're down. He's an identified alien man. If it looks like Jeff Goldblum I'm not having sex with him. Well. So it's more like an anti-Jeff Goldblum feeling than an anti-aliens feeling. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well. I don't know. Jeff Goldblum in the 80s was pretty hunky. Your question Steve. My question. What is the strangest thing you've eaten or would eat? I would eat anything. And everything. And everything. And I kind of have. If they're like do you want to try yes. But that's kind of my philosophy of life. Can I finish my sentence? No. Would you like to? Yes. Can I? Yes. Just give it to me to put it in my mouth. Exactly. But are you sure you're. No. I think the worst thing I've tried is sea urchin. I was in Hawaii and they were they were diving for them and they were like cracking them open there and like just they're like do you want to try it? It's like a delicacy. It's like cost a hundred dollars per pound. I was like shit yeah I'll eat that for free. Just hide in the sea too. So I ate it. Especially expensive things like you're like this horrible thing is really expensive. Do you want to eat it? Right. Exactly. It looks like snot. It. Well. I guess. It does look snot-ish. But I think it was not quite dead. Oh. No but yeah. He just cracked it open. So it was like squirming down my throat. It was like that time I ate a mealworm because I didn't want to bite into it so it was like squirming down my throat. That's awful. At least you didn't have to pay all that money. Exactly. One jillion dollars. That's my philosophy about sushi and life. If I don't have to pay for it yeah I'll try it. I love sushi. I think it's good to have a sushi life share. It's a shared policy. I think it's a good idea. If not then I'm having you know California rolls. I would like to try human meat. I think that would be delicious. Actually I'd really like to try dolphin. Dolphin? Yes. Yeah dolphin. I like it because it tastes Where do they still serve dolphin? I'm sure they serve it in Japan. Yeah. They serve everything else why not? I'm sure they serve dolphin in Japan. I'm sure you can get it here in America too. Can I eat its cute face first? Can I? You've seen that episode of The Simpsons. You're doing God's work. That's true. This is true. That whole episode of The Simpsons. Dolphins are fucked up. They take you to underwater rape caves and they kill you. Do they? Yes. Oh yeah actually dolphins are vicious. They kill baby turtles for fun. Actually dolphins are one of the only like they will kill for fun and murder their own kind for fun. Dolphins are the world's greatest monsters. They use their echolocation to find vital organs and animals and strike there. Yeah they're terrifying. They're the Hitlers of the sea. Why hasn't there been like a super dolphin super dolphin? Super hero. Because dolphins are also really too cute because you can't think of them like that's basically Aquaman. No it isn't because he can No. Whatever. Wait. Dolphin man. Is it my turn? That is awesome. It's awesome. To answer what was the question would I eat? What is the strangest thing you've eaten or would eat? Well I've not eaten anything very strange. I'm not very adventurous I guess. Yeah my kind of people that's right. What about that donut burger you had? Well that's not that's delicious. That's not strange. Like deep fried Oreos. That's not like somebody handing me like deep fried crickets and going here eat this cricket. I've eaten crickets and lollipops. I've eaten Dorito flavored cricket with butter. But I might like if it was like crunchy creamy like a Cadbury egg I might try a cricket. I had chocolate covered cricket and it was just like kind of like Heath Bar-ish. It was like ooh. Yeah if it was like prepared the right way I might try a cricket. You're gonna eat a cricket. The strangest thing that I've eaten isn't that strange. Not penis. It's just escargot which I really liked actually. What would you try? What would I try? Strangest thing that you crave. Hmm. I crave the blood of virgins. Well I mean I do take down the downside point. Take a number. So virgin blood. That's our shared answer virgin blood. I don't know. It depends. I think I'd try pretty much anything. Okay. Anything once except for two things shit and cockroaches because cockroaches freak me the fuck out and shit is just gross. I will not eat shit. Never will I eat shit. Never ever. Wait. What if it was prepared the right way? Not as adventurous as we thought she was. No I'm not gonna eat shit. Fair enough. And I'm gonna play the race card and be like my people are supposed to serve you shit like in the hell. You're too terrible. So terrible. I'm gonna machine gun out my question to you two since Rachel wandered off. Does she have Alzheimer's and she wandered off? Yes. She does that sometimes. Sometimes. You guys do you believe anything will happen in 2012? No. It should have happened by now. It's a room full of septics. Yes. It's true. I wonder. If something does happen it's gonna be like the end of the world is gonna be like iPhones go out. I think it's first contact. And the Mayan date is supposed to be like December 21st so we still have time for horrible things. Well the calculations I think set it up earlier but no. It's not a thing but yeah. There keeps being doomsday dates and nothing happens. Exactly. There's that weird preacher dude who got everybody to That was funny. I believe Mayans. Yeah. It was a hashtag. It was great. More than I believe crazy preacher dude. Yeah. Actually no I don't. I think they're both equally crazy. But it's your people. Nobody with actual scientific background actually thinks that that's gonna happen. I'm skeptical enough to believe that nothing will happen but I'm Not even the Mayans believe it. I wonder. I wonder. They don't believe in doomsday. They don't believe in it. So why would we? Oh it's not necessarily a doomsday. What if it's No but I mean the Mayan people have made statements that they do not believe anything is gonna happen that day. They're so cynical now. I was thinking that is really just racist. It's so cynical now. No it's just not. They're just the people who came up with the calendar. It's like nothing. Like yeah whatever. We don't believe in it either. Look what as Americans. Whatever. Well speaking of 2012 Mayan prophecies. Oh God no. Yes. I think what they were really talking about was the LucasArts acquisition. Probably. I thought you were gonna go with Romney presidential victory. Which that might also happen. I just vomited. I thought we were supposed to ask other questions too. We were but we're kind of running out of time and I want to get to LucasArts because I feel that it's a hot topic. I had a good holiday when I should have asked that one first instead. Way to go Rachel. Way to go. You bitch. My comments on this whole acquisition. I think it's good to get it out of the clutches of George. I think he is a horrible horrible man. So much. And I was expecting the third one of the fans to storm into Skywalker Ranch one day and just take everything. I want to put him into a camp of some sort. Maybe. Yes. He needs some focus. He needs. But I am terrified that it is Disney that is taking it. Disney is so like they turn everything to shit. I don't know. They've done pretty good with the Marvel. Yeah. Marvel's been great. Star's been great. Which is what is keeping me hopeful. Wait. What have they ruined? They. They. They make so much so PC and so large. Cars too? But see that's their Disney stuff. That's their in-house stuff. Things that they acquisition. I don't know if you know this but Kill Bill is Disney. Miramax is owned by Disney. I'm like seriously what specific thing have they ruined? I honestly don't I don't care for most Disney stuff. Give us an answer. What specific thing? Oh so you're just biased against Disney. You just don't like Disney. I completely admit I'm terribly biased against Disney. I love Disney. That argument is valid. I'm excited about this a lot. I'm excited to see what they might do. I'm just also terrified about what they But you have no you haven't said one thing that you don't like. I don't like Disney. I don't like You can't just say I don't like air. Like what specifically what thing don't you like? The general tone of their products. I think such as such as how they over merchandise stuff. How they present such as wait wait wait over merchandising that's what Lucasfilm was and I hated that too and I hated it. I would rather I'm a little bit I'm a little bit I'm almost like I would rather the franchise die than it to be abused and destroyed more. I feel like it's What have they abused and destroyed? No I'm just saying You can't just go blah blah blah blah and have nothing Look at the princesses that they market everywhere. Look at all of their products. Every movie they come out with they come out with So you just are against merchandise? But that's the movie industry. Like every movie studio merchandises the shit out of their movies. It's called merchandising. It's called marketing for a reason. So you hate Disney for making money? Yes I do. I mean Star Wars starts. Oh you fucking socialist. There were toys in the 70s of Star Wars stuff too. So it's Admittedly this is all based on my terrible prejudice of Disney. I will completely admit that. But you don't have anything to back up your prejudice. I just don't like them and that's fine. Wait are you saying there's a prejudice not back up? I don't think you need back up for prejudice. You're wrong. That's true. I just don't understand how people say I don't like something but you have nothing to say about it. It's very rare that I ever get that. I just I simply have had a bad feeling with Disney since I was a child. I've never liked them. I think nerds would be more upset about this but after like the prequels everyone's just like oh thank God something different. That's the thing. If it was from fresh from just like the core stuff I would be terribly furious because it's after the prequels and we know what horrible things they've already done. I'm like I think you could only go up from here. Exactly. I think that's the feeling I have. My feeling about the Star Wars franchise is that the universe is so big that I think they could make movies for a really long time and I would be okay with that because it's an expansive universe. It's an expansive universe. No. No. Well George Lucas said he has outlines for like other movies but they don't say exactly what they are. Back in the 70s he made all these movies and he There's 12. There's 12 that he made. He wrote scripts for them. He made them. He outlined them and then when it came part he took the middle section and said I'm going to make the middle section of these of this anthology I've written and that's how you got Star Wars and Jedi and and! Empire and then how unfortunately you also got the prequels but so I don't think it's going to be something where they said it's 7, 8, 9. Yeah. Where it's just going to be 7, 8, 9. It's just going to be the continuation of Luke, Leia, Han, Darth Vader. Like where what was it Jedi was the third one? I'm okay with It's going to be it's supposed to be where Jedi left off. The continuation of where Jedi left off. But it won't they won't be adapted any expanded universe stuff yet. It'll just be that. Yeah. So I'm okay with that because I actually would like to see Luke form the Jedi Academy and start bringing out all the Jedi back. I think it'd be cool. Yeah. I think it will be fascinating especially if they keep the tone of the series and maybe like from the ending of Jedi and go from there and try to completely forget those prequels. I think if they open with the death of Jar Jar everyone will be happy. Oh God. Wouldn't that be wonderful? Just political executions and the first shot of the movie is just Jar Jar's brains just splattered on the screen. I would love Disney at that point. Exactly. It's just like a Kill Bill level of blood with Jar Jar Binks. I'd be okay with that. So Miramax is doing Star Wars now. Yeah. Exactly. Miramax is Star Wars. I like it. Either that or I want to see Pixar's Star Wars I'd be down with. That'd be interesting. Yeah. Their animated stuff is pretty good. What is this forebode for some of the stuff like the Clone Wars series? Yeah. And also there's been this like Star Wars TV show they've been like had on the back burner forever that I'm curious if it's actually going to get made now. Because Star Wars the Clone Wars is on Cartoon Network. Yeah. So that's interesting because that's done by Genndy Tarkovsky isn't it? And that's amazing. That stuff is great. Yeah. Whether it ends up getting put to like Toon Disney or something. I don't think so. I think it might stay on Cartoon Network and might you know just be like here your rights are here stay on Cartoon Network kind of deal because I don't see it fitting. They have so much stuff already like Star Wars and they're Disney. You know like you know in their cartoon universe already I don't see it being like oh let's just have another one like this kind of deal. They already have like space agey kind of thingies. Space age. But I do expect you're going to have lots of folks in Star Wars costumes at the park more often. Well you already have Yeah. There's already some of the Star Tours. One of the arguments I heard that I just got frustrated with is a friend of mine was like well I don't get it like the riots have been there for 20 years. Why are you nerds? So up in arms and I like and it started this whole thing and I was like look first of all if you were like any like I don't care if you're not sci-fi nerd if you're pop culture if you're whatever this is monumental news. They paid licensing fees to George Lucas to have the rights for that name to sell that merchandise in their park. Like they paid that dude money for that. And the fact that they own it out right now means that they don't have to pay licensing fees that they could do more merchandise that they could add more stuff. I'm like any nerd worth their salt is gonna be like this is fucking huge news. I just couldn't believe they bought it. I don't care if you're not like into that. You're like this is major. Yeah. I couldn't believe they bought it for like four billion bucks though. Like I was like oh Star Wars and Indiana Jones and everything else is only worth four billion dollars. That made me kind of sad. And that's the other thing is somebody wrote somebody was like oh now people have been talking about Star Wars but nobody brought up like Indiana Jones. Or what was the other one? There's another one. Howard the, well not Howard the Duck but I was like Indiana Jones I don't feel like it's not like it's big and it's a huge deal but it's not like with the exception of the fourth movie it's not like it was like catastrophically ruined to the point where like those prequels like ruined Star Wars for me. I'm like oh I'm so mad at you George Lucas. I loved you as a kid and I'm so angry at you. I just want to put my life on the line. I'm like poker's in your eyes. Oh I'm so mad. You know how you play poker in school? You know I was like oh so I was like yay we got it away from him and then I like I said in the beginning I was like oh now we've got another money grubbing hoe. Yeah. I'm going in it with a lot of cynicism. I'm a 50-50. I'm optimistic but I'm sure it could very well be horrible and make everybody cry. I think it will be I think it will be good. I think it will go either way. Either it will be so bad that everyone will just be furious with the franchise or it will go so amazing that it will be I have hope because of what they've done with Marvel stuff. I have hope. Disney's very good at compartmentalization. I don't think they've ruined anything. I don't think they've like destroyed anything. I'm very happy with what they've done with like the Marvel. I'm not gonna be like oh my god Disney got their hands on this and now it's shit. There are some people out there who do think that. Yeah well. They can suck a dick and he probably does on a nightly basis. Not nightly. Like every other night. Hourly. I have to take a break once in a while. Exactly. Everybody needs to have a variety the spice of life. Well speaking of sucking dick it's time to play Mary Fuck Hill. Yay! Great segue Frank. Right? Wonderful segue. Fabulous. So pull some grips out of that. Do do do do do do do. I have pulled out The Vision and I have pulled out Invisible Woman slash Sue Storm Richards and Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat. Interesting. I know exactly what I would pick. All right. What's your choice? Do you have one? Oh no. It's not us. I was giving this a lot of thought. I think that I would I would I'm forgetting when to marry. Okay. I would marry Sue Storm because she's a I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. I would marry her. She is very intelligent and a wonderful lady. I think she'd be a good wife. I would kill Shao Kahn because he's a representation of evil and I would fuck The Vision because I'm sure he's got some crazy robot shit going on. I'm just going to tell you never ever cheat on your wife. She will find out and she will kill you. It'll be down. She'll be in the corner watching. Oh, I am here. Yeah. I don't know what The Vision is. The Vision is a android from Marvel's Avengers. So, it's, and there's a big rumor that they might introduce him in like the next Avengers movie. Yeah. There was a rumor that they were going to have Agent Coulson after he died. Yeah. Yeah. And he actually acknowledged those rumors because like he's going to be on the S.H.I.E.L.D. TV show. So, they were asking him about it and he was like, hey, you ever hear of The Vision? And like, I mean, he was like throwing out some other rumors. I would be so okay with that. So, yeah. He's an android dude with a red face. Oh. Mm-hmm. Oops. So, you're going to have a good night with him. Yeah, I know. Exactly. I'm into it. I'm down. Sounds hot. Me and The Vision are going to get down. I mean, it's fun to incorporate toys once in a while. Exactly. And when you're one giant toy, I guess it's awesome. I don't know if he's a toy though. I'm pretty sure he's a destruction. I don't think that's sex. I think that's just masturbation. I'm pretty sure he's just like a destructive machine. He just switches to sex bot. I'm not really considering him. Oh, there's like a switch. It's just like switch. Yeah. Sex bot. It's around his crotch. Yeah. With Shao Kahn, if he's going to be, I mean, I'm pretty sure if I were in a situation where I had to fight Shao Kahn, he would kill me very quickly. I mean, he's got spikes on him and stuff. He'd probably rape your body. Yeah, that's true. There's that too. So, I may be getting fucked by Shao Kahn. Yeah. I mean, you'll probably want to do that one last. Yeah, exactly. That's probably like a final goal. Like, all right, I got a wife now. I can die happy chasing Shao Kahn. Wait, who did you kill? I killed Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat. And he married Sue Richards. Married Sue Richards. That's right. And he's sleeping with the version. Like Reed Richards. I think, I love Reed Richards like the gray temples. I think I can really pull that off. I think I'm looking forward to that. Awesome. So, I'm down. It's a good look. It's a good look. It's a good look. All right. Well, we are coming up on our last final minutes. Our final moments. Okay. I don't want to die right now. Thanks so much for having us, me guys. It was so cool. It was super, super great. Oh, we love having you. Yeah, it was super cool. Thank you for joining us. Aw. For dinner. Oh, and let's, let's plug your show. Yeah. I do a podcast called Geek Pilgrims. You can find us at geekpilgrims.com. We're about to put up very late our end of summer movie show that we taped a while ago. And we're taping, we have a couple interviews coming up that are going to be fun. Awesome. And you can find me at Mike Rowe on Twitter, M-I-K-E-R-O-E and themikerowe.com because the guy who owns mikeroe.com won't sell it to me. Aw. This makes me sad. Douche. Jerk. Is it the real Mike Rowe? Douche. No, it's just some guy. It's like his website, it goes to like a default landing page which makes me really sad. Aw. It's lame. 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