Sports talk with Joe Holt on NFL, MLB, and scandals

Outro Music Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share. Hot Yards L.A. Joe Holt, welcome back. Great radio. What's up? Nothing is up. All types of things are up. Great time of year for sports. Football, full swing. Major League Baseball. I know like you... All right, enough of that. Major League Baseball. Baseball is awesome. Yeah, I know. You've made that point abundantly clear on several episodes that you have a hot on, perpetual hot on for baseball. I get it. Hockey has started. Basketball is about to start. Of course, this is a football show, Joe Holt. Don't even start with your friggin' baseball events. Okay? Go, go. All right, well, you suckering me in. That's a cheap shot. You want me to start talking about international basketball? If you want. Although I want... I can talk about Euro basketball. I'm going to talk about it all summer. We were just in a bar and you were freaking... You rolled your wheelchair over and parked yourself in front of, I think it was like, the Phoenix Mercury versus the Minnesota Lynx WNBA game. Minnesota Lynx, Indiana Fever, WNBA Finals. I like my Amor. Oh, it's the Finals right now? Yeah. The Lynx and the who? The Lynx and the Fever. The Fever! Yeah! Indiana Fever! Yeah! Yes! You know what? That's it. I have nothing else for the rest of the show, so that's it. Thanks for coming. All right. Let's talk about the Patriots. Let's talk about the Patriots. I'm supposedly a few of my buddies, a bunch of my friends are down there in Dallas to watch that game. Dave, can I stop you for 30 seconds? Okay, go. Number one, I don't know if you have many friends. 27, 26. All right. Don't hold your breath for the Collins. But seriously, to just try to help you out a little bit today. To try to help you out today. Yeah. I think the Patriots are probably the best team in the NFL. Probably. They annihilated Greg Hardy and the Dallas Cowboys. Probably the greatest team. They are the greatest team. What do you think about the New England Patriots? Just throwing softballs up there for you. Just throwing alley-oops off the glass of the seven-foot rim. Just throwing it down. I want to talk about Greg Hardy for a minute. Did you see Greg Hardy's rap video that came out on TMZ? TMZ Sports, by the way, is legitimate. No, I haven't. No, you haven't? No. He's a guest rapper on this guy named Jay Allen, who is like a 2015 version of Vanilla Ice or Snow. You know, just this lame white boy rapper. But Greg Hardy, a.k.a. The Kraken. I didn't realize his rap name was The Kraken. By the way, can I set the stage for everyone? Sure. Dave Fleming. What? Dave Fleming. Coming into the studio today rocking a Public Enemy t-shirt. Look at him. And I was talking about Greg Hardy rap video. What? I don't know what to do about this, but I'm culturally confused. Get out. I was like 10 years old when frigging UMTV, 12 years old when UMTV raps dropped. That's a very influential part of my life. And now we're talking about Greg Hardy's rap video. And now we're talking about Greg Hardy's rap video. And just, you know what? By the way, like, you fucking rappers. Like, fuck you for making rap possible. Actually, like, all of you as a culture, you fucking rappers. You rappers. Can I just get a... Can I just... I'm just getting a resounding fuck you that we're going from Public Enemy to Greg Hardy. Sorry, carry on. Damn, Joe. Joe, hold. That's, you know, almost racist. Fuck you, people. You and your... No, I, like... You and your jungle music. I really enjoy hip hop music, and I'm just disappointed in where it is right now. Word. Word. Word. Well, Greg Hardy, the Kraken, bringing it back, kid. So he did this... He had strippers everywhere. There's gunshots in the video. I actually appreciate... I know Terry Bradshaw got in his pulpit today, and Jim Nance got in his pulpit today about Greg Hardy shouldn't be in the NFL and all this shit, and... But I actually like the fact that Greg Hardy, at least he's not giving these half-assed, insincere apologies. I mean, he's wearing it. It's like, this is who I am. You know, I'm a gun-toting friggin' rapper slash past Russia, who actually played really well today, and I... Made me nervous. Two sacks, right? Made me nervous for a little bit. Because they were getting after Tom in the beginning of the game until the Patriots settled in and, you know, ended up blowing him out, which was very fulfilling. The Chiefs should have been suspended for all these four of these games. Check out the stats of the last four games. And there's... It's amazing, because the NFL... I know I talked about this last week. I'll probably talk about it every single time I'm on this friggin' program. They don't even talk about what's happening. Supposedly, they're measuring out the air at halftime. Those numbers are not even to be seen. They don't even talk about that. That the ball's losing air, the ball's staying the same. Don't even know what's going on. Why are we talking about air? Talking about Air Jordans. No, we're not talking basketball yet. We're not... And we sure as hell ain't talking about basketball sneakers. But we are talking about Steve Sikijian. Uh-oh. Wasn't that just a shit show waiting to happen? Like, what, two hours ago? Three hours ago? They announced he's taking an indefinite leave of absence. Basically, they're firing him, but I'm sure there are rules involved. If a guy shows up drunk, they can claim that they have problems, and I don't think they can just fire him. They can't fire him, per se. I'm a really big USC football fan. I've been a pretty big USC football fan since the Pete Carroll time. 30 for 30 this Tuesday, by the way, coming up. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about that, actually. That should be interesting. I'm excited to see how they portray Lindale White in particular. What do you think Lindale White's problem was? Do you think he just had that Craig Hottie syndrome, where he thought he was something that he, you know, really... I don't know. I think Lindale White was... I don't know. He's a dude for me, sexist, that liked to smoke weed. Yeah. You think that was... And drink freaking Sizzurp. Yeah, dude. Still, any listeners out there, all three of you, if anybody can find some freaking promethylzine, I want to make some Sizzurp, and I'll drink it on air. Dude, no you don't. You've done it? No, but... I'll drink it on air. Are you kidding? Be slurring my words. The Sizzurp. There's got to be something more going on with Sarkisian. First of all... Oh, yeah. I suck. That's more time. Because it's an internet show, and nobody listens, and I don't give a fuck. I don't give a flying fuck. I don't have any remorse. Remorse isn't the right word. I don't have any sympathy for Steve Sarkisian at all. Okay? He's, oh, here's a problem. He's sick. I don't think... Look, I'm not a... You know, I don't have a graduate degree. Actually, I do have a master's degree, but I'm not a doctor. I don't think alcoholism is a disease. I think it's a fucking choice. Alcoholism is a, quote unquote, a disease. But if a dude smokes... If a dude smokes weed in the NFL, it's not a disease. It's just a pothead, and you're going to suspend him. You know, like Josh Gordon. What the fuck is Josh Gordon doing right now? 24 years old, supremely talented wide receiver. Can't play because he smokes a little weed. Sarkisian was supposed to feel bad for this guy who, you know, has everything. The guy's got one of the best jobs in the fucking world, and he just can't control his shit enough to not drink. Supposedly, internet rumor came out today that he was drunk at the Arizona State game. Not the fucking game. You can't even hold your shit together at a freaking game. And here's the ironic part of the whole thing. He went to BYU. Yeah. Maybe he's just bottled up frustration. Couldn't do anything at BYU. But you know there's got to be guys sneaking out, getting laid, and drinking at BYU. I mean, I don't know how to address the whole BYU thing. I just don't. I just know that everybody's got problems. Yeah. Everybody's got a lot of fucking problems. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. You know? Right. Most of our jobs are a lot easier than being a college football coach. Of USA. One of the top programs in the nation ever. Sure. You know. And I'm sure he's got a beautiful wife. I'm sure. Not that that, you know, is a success of a man. But I'm sure he's got a smoking hot wife. He makes millions of dollars to coach a kid's game. Yeah. So shut up and go to work, bro. Poor Sarkisian. Yeah. Just shut up and go to work. Yeah. I actually. I actually. I actually. I actually. I actually. I actually. I actually. I actually. I actually. I actually. A very good friend of mine probably, like if we're being straightforward, probably really does have drinking problems. I have several friends do. And he was telling me like how when he goes into an intensive work period and has to travel for his work and be up early for calls or whatnot, he goes out and gets wine drunk the night before. Wine drunk? Yeah. Why? Is it's a little bit easier on the body? Yeah. Because it's easier and you can function. So like maybe if you operate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. like the idea is to be at least functional at the very least. And, you know, when you got seven figures and forget the money, but you're a football coach at a university. At that point, you're a molder of men. And given the nature of football now, you're a molder of urban men. And, you know, to jump drunk, to practice, I mean, you know, what kind of example are you setting there? And how much of a, again, ESPN and all that, they'll come out and be like, our prayers are for Steve Sarkisian that he gets better. Fuck that, dude. Show a little bit of fortitude. You know what I mean? And look, I'm drunk right now, Joe Holt. What the hell? You know, I've been a lifelong drinker. I drink all the fucking time, but I put my shit together. I don't show up to work drunk. I don't ring in. Sure as hell would never show up to a football game. That's sacrilegious to me, to show up to a game that you coach that's so much involved to show up drunk. Oh, I can't take it. Then resign. Don't fucking get hammered and go out there. I bet you there's more to it, too. I bet you he's popping pills, though. I would not be surprised if he's addicted to some kind of opioid. I don't know if I want to speculate that far as much as this. I just think that there is. No, no, no, please speculate. There's obviously something more going on. I don't know. I just. I just wonder. I don't know. I wonder how much control Pat Hayden has over the whole USD program. And that's a fair discussion as well. I think Pat Hayden needs to go at this point with the Kiffin fiasco, even though. Even though. Like, may I real quick? Please. Please. Why does everybody hate on Lane Kiffin? Like, sure, results oriented, it didn't work. Sure, the way he left Tennessee was a little questionable at best. But Lane Kiffin is a pretty damn good football coach. Yeah. Yeah. But, look, you know more about the inner workings of football in general than I do. Indeed. But the offensive coordinator job at Alabama is not a job that somebody just kind of backs into. That's a, you know, let's be conservative here. That's a top 150 job if you're a football coach of any kind. Oh, yeah. Probably way less than that. Probably in the top 100. But, you know, he comes from a father that, you know, was a really, really awesome coach in Monty Kiffin. You know, depending on which way you want to look at this, what's successful in Oakland, I think, was also sabotage in Oakland, which many of those coaches and even his predecessor in Tom Cable and some of the guys before him were also kind of led down a path of no success. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because of Al? Yes. Because of the late, great Al Davis? Yes. You think so? Yes. You don't think Lane Kiffin's a bit of a fraud and people can smell that? You don't think he's a snake oil salesman like a majority of football coaches are? I think there's probably an element of that, sure, I'll give it to you. And I think in order to be as young as he was and get to the level of success that, I do think there was probably a little bit of, you know, stealing words from other podcasts, maybe a habitual line stepper in a sense. But I don't think that discredits his ability to be a good football coach. Yeah. I guess. I just think there are better dudes, better guys out there. And I'm not a Kiffin hater, per se. I really don't give a fuck. Here's the thing. Look at his boss. Look at Nick Saban. Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? Nicko? People probably think, you know, very much the snake oil salesman in Nick Saban. But my point is, I think Lane Kiffin was especially talented enough to land one of those jobs as one of those guys. And some credence needs to be given to that. Well, here's where we differ on that opinion. I believe that football coaching, like most other industries, but specifically football coaching, is littered with... nepotism and I don't think a lot of these guys earn their stripes per se which is why I have respect for guys like even though I don't necessarily like them but I respect guys like Mike Mike Pettin who came from high school ranks uh Chip Kelly even guys self-made men in the business not guys that were just kind of ordained at 22 years old they luck out and is it some of the sour grapes and bitterness towards the business sure I'll wear that but it's also observations and someone who's lived it and seeing the people that advance in that business and it's not necessarily a meritocracy it's like most businesses who you know and I think the thing with Lane Kiffin who knows you and the thing with Lane Kiffin is his old man if Lane Kiffin was Lane Holt I would think he's probably a head coach of you know a high school football team in Orange County you! That type of thing uh that's where a little bit of an awesome football team in Orange County well it depends who you have for players it's always about players look I've coached bad teams I've coached great teams and know what the difference is players speaking of which I didn't even do a show last week because I had a my band played an open mic which is freaking terrible by the way I don't like playing live music to be honest we played a Halloween party last night also I dressed up as a priest and a side shoot weird weird weird weird weird I feel like it was in a Rick Ross video And we're in this video And you know So I just decided to get up and bless the whole table Of Rick Ross soldiers And you know It was a go for it broke moment I could have been hung by my satchel And thrown out the window But I wasn't Where am I going with that? All I know is I spent five dollars on a fucking bottle of water Because out here in California You can't go full nude Unless it's non-alcoholic Which is a fucking joke I don't even know if I like full nudes anymore You know at this point I'm just getting crotchety And you know I don't even know if I like to see You know that many organs Right in front of me What is going on? You're right It's a big boy show Joel Stop giggling like a school girl You alright man? Can we talk about this now? Anyway But let's get back to my point My team We lost this week 62-32 But we won the previous week Oh you won one We won one That's what I'm Yes we won one 27-26 over Sierra Vista The Dons This is like a Spanish cowboy evidently Yeah like San Francisco State It's either UCSF or San Francisco State I apologize Yeah I don't know But we won 27-26 But you know Wonderful congrats Well thanks Football's a funny thing The next week we got blown out At La Puente And their homecoming Their 100th anniversary homecoming You ever heard of Max Montoya? No He was an offensive lineman for the Bengals For about 12 years And then he was an offensive lineman for the Raiders For 4 or 5 years He was the grand marshal Because he went He went to school at La Puente And it's funny He's got to be 60 years old But you You live around ex-NFL players Or NFL players in general It's almost like they're from a different fucking planet I'm at Clifford's I went to France at a Walmart once Yeah At a Walmart Yeah Anyway The guy's just Enormous old man Put it that way Anyways But they just rolled us It was terrible Embarrassing Another one of those games We were down 28-0 Halfway through the second quarter And it's like Ugh Run this out Coach him up Coach Fleming I'm trying to Thanks for using my name by the way Not that anybody's listening Oh am I not supposed to No no no This thing This is an alias If anybody ever listened If anybody ever knew me I could probably get fired from my job Uh oh Whatever I don't even care The good news is McDonald's serves breakfast all day now So What the fuck do I care I got a full tank I got a full tank of gas And McDonald's serves breakfast all day So I ain't sweating neither Joe Holt Speaking of getting fired Let's talk about this Want to talk about this DraftKings situation FanDuel DraftKing Yeah I know And I just came on here the other day Last time we were on here And singing the praises And now I'm Officially Addicted to FanDuel They won But I still get a hard on Or a semi-stiffy anyway From winning You know Winning seven bucks Off a dollar bet But To recap To the uninformed listener Evidently An executive A PR executive At FanDuel A woman That you just recently told me A woman That you Have the hots for Oh look at you Giggling like Oh you're giggling like A little school girl again I now have the hots for She Used quote unquote Inside information Which really Wasn't inside information Because anybody can know it To bet 300 And win $350,000 On FanDuel That's correct Yeah Which I don't think it's that Big of a deal But the thing that really Freaking Raised my eyebrows Was The stat That one Less than I don't know About 1% 99% of the Profits made on DraftKings Is won by 1% Of the people Thank you Couldn't spit I had marbles in my mouth 1% Don't forget To gargle It's almost It's almost It's almost like You know For all you free marketeers Here we go Hold on Political rant coming For all the free marketeers Out there It's the same Thing Whenever there's incentive There's gonna be A certain class of people That have more information And are privy to more things That'll be able to Suck up all the resources And Some people The average Joe Who will Subscribe to that theory Is just like Well they work Higher than anyone else Fuck that The dudes at FanDuel And I'm sure they Work hard But at the same time But at the same time They're on the ground floor On that shit You know what I mean They have all the information Laid out in front of them On many computers No wonder they can win 99% of it Alright enough about My economics talk Go though I thought you Developed a crush On this young lady Oh yeah I did I just think that Anybody that's willing To use insider information To hold $350,000 Playing fantasy sports Is worth a ride On my lap Yeah That's what I think She's worthy Yeah She's role worthy You're gonna Roll her around Downtown LA I'll take her to the moon It should be It should be Throwing money out To the I don't know Like a friggin I don't know Yeah I mean No but But seriously right Like If you meet a woman That's willing to go Like that ride or die And just do that Crazy shit But also like She kept a job Be successful And keep your job At the same time Like You wife that one You know You know what I mean Unquestionably Yeah You lock her down Yeah yeah yeah Like right Well FanDuel Is not that far away from here I don't think The headquarters Yeah I don't know the answer to that I believe it is Right around here Then I said that Just roll over there And go friggin Knock on the door Spend the night out there Let's go dude Try to interview her But she kept her job But you just told me She used to work for the WWE Yes And what happened? Uh So What is her name? Do you even know? Janine Sacco I don't want to discuss That part of it Okay Like she's listening But go on S-A-C-C-O Go on If you want to google it Um I shall But But no Uh She worked for WWE She also worked for Uh Barry Diller At a company called IAE Uh And Subsequently tweeted out Some I don't know Racist comments I guess Said something to the effect of She's going to Ethiopia For a charity venture Said I'm going to Africa I hope I don't get AIDS Oh wait I'm white Uh Right And then she gets Got canned from her other job And she gets rewarded With this plush gig At FanDuel Yeah Winning $350,000 Cause she earned it Right? Cause I'm sure she knows Friggin the right people Is she that much better at Uh oh Your phone going off? Yeah Is that her? Is she calling you right now? Is she listening to the show? Yeah How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you Joe? How dare you talk about me? When can you pick me up On the ride? I want to take you up On that ride I beg your pardon That's alright Hey uh Chase Utley got suspended Is that what that The little message was? Yeah You're gonna You're gonna Disrupt my flow of consciousness I'm sorry Talking about fucking Chase Utley's suspension Your flow of consciousness I don't think he needs I don't think I think that's a little overrated I mean the guy didn't break his leg You think that would have happened? No but I think the play was Dirty So what? Dirty plays happen all the time In every sport It happens It's a freaking Bang bang decision It's not like a Calculated decision to No but I think it was calculated Like that's the thing I think it was calculated Oh a hard slide In the second base? I mean yeah No he didn't slide Into second base He slid past Second base Nah Unwritten rules Of baseball code Yeah dude Don't do that The unwritten rules Of the game The sanctity of the game Speaking of Speaking of freaking drunks How about CeCe Sepathia? That's some bullshit too How are you going to quit On your team In the playoffs? Yeah I don't like that Even though they got You know they got Picking out You can't wait another week Come on CeCe Unless you're fucking Smoking meth In the clubhouse Come on kid Because you can't You know Not drink a little Cristal Or whatever the hell He's drinking And how much money Does CeCe Sepathia Make a year? Like 22 22 23 million a year A year Fucking show up For the playoffs Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Again you won't hear that On regular radio But give me a fucking break No? Yeah I agree Am I twisted? Yeah like shut up Hang out at work Like the rest of us Show up to fucking work Yeah yeah yeah Take a couple Advil Babe Ruth went to work Hung over all the time Smoke a blunt in the morning It takes away the edge I do that If I'm hung over Oh wait a minute No no really Come on dude I mean I feel bad For these fucking guys Making millions of dollars You know Ultimate drop Oh the pressure The pressure CeCe Sepathia is what? 35 years old? Ain't like you know Hasn't been doing this shit For a long time You know? I agree Right? I got nothing for you there Just shut up and go to work Can you believe The Coneheads Are still making money Off of advertisements? Coneheads? Sorry You didn't see The Conehead commercial? I know the Coneheads No the commercial That was 1975 When that shit first came out Really? Yeah and Dan Aykroyd Still making millions I bet you Dan Aykroyd Made more money Off those commercials For State Farm Than you and I Would probably make In our lifetimes Combined Two times over Nah maybe not But I bet you he pushed A million dollars for it I have dreams You have dreams? Coach I have dreams Don't get Don't piss on my dreams I have dreams Joe We all have dreams To take the PR lady From FanDuel Up and down Spring Spring Street And rigging Skid Row And rigging You and your sick fantasy I just saw a little Twinkle in your eye When I said that I think I was You're gonna look me in the eye When we do it too I would Stratter you that way Roll like this Like Dirty Dancing style You're gonna lift her up When you're rigging Going a little downhill And lift her up I just saw Dirty Dancing For the first time By the way The other day You ever see that movie? Once First time in my life I've ever seen that movie Twisted I had no idea It was about illegal abortions And shit Seriously Go figure No really I didn't The Borks Belt And bringing Illegal abortions And dancing And What the fuck Are you talking about? We've seen it talking about Dirty Dancing What is with you? I didn't do it PR fucking people And MRSA You see that tight end For the Giants Come down with MRSA Daniel Fels They're gonna take off I heard of that What is MRSA? Can you explain this? Oh really? That's a James Lurkey thing It's a bacteria He's all into that Because I don't want to get into that But It's a bacterial It's essentially Like a staph infection And it's extremely contagious And it can be I guess they had to Like quarantine The locker room and shit But this guy's gonna lose a foot The field goal kicker For the Buccaneers Had it a couple years ago Tynes You remember that? Lawrence Tynes? Yeah like two years ago He had MRSA as well That's a big deal That's sketchy I don't know Sketchy more than scary Both I don't know I don't know I don't know You watch any college football This weekend? I watch USC Wasn't impressed That was weird That was a what? A Wednesday night? Thursday 17 to 12 Thursday night? Well now we know Their coach was loaded Yeah right You think this Chip Kelly The SC thing has any legs Or it's just one of those I don't think Chip Kelly's Going anywhere And Yeah Chip Kelly's Coaching the Eagles They can win the division Yeah Nobody in that division Is good I mean Giants scare me a little Yeah a little Scare me Yeah a little Like a little That's what I'm saying They're a little good Yeah You know as I saw That today This is Eli Manning's 12th year The fuck The 2000s Just gone on fast forward It seemed like yesterday He was bitching about Going to San Diego His 12th year In the fucking league Yeah Eli Manning But I think I think the Giants are alright Cause they get You know They're good up front I like Tom Coughlin I always liked Tom Coughlin I wonder if this Mensa thing Or whatever you call it What was it? Mensa? You mean the Genius organization? No what was the What was the disease? Oh Mersa Mersa Yeah I beg your pardon I wonder if this Mersa disease Is what's been Turning Tom Coughlin Pink over the years He's an Irishman Myself I'm with the same complexion How dare you Some slight case of rosacea And a slight case of Friggin 15 beers What did you call it? Rosacea? Yeah And a slight case of Drinking 15 beers Every other night That doesn't help either And Tom Coughlin And my alabaster skin And I'm out in the sun All day every day This guy The fuck? Shooting hoops Dunking on seven year olds Yeah And you know People can make fun of me Because I got pale skin But heaven forbid you You know make fun of some guy Who has a drinking problem Oh Oh poor Sark Has a drinking problem So what do we think about The NFL season going forward? New England's doing well Hey Segway Joe Yeah Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Thank you for getting me on track They're going to be doing good Going forward I think The team that I think Is really Some keen insight The surprise of the 2015-2016 season To this point Is Atlanta I don't think anybody expected them To be 4-5-0 Whatever it is What do you think about Matt Ryan And the guys over there? Dan Quinn doing a hell of a job By the way If you listen to the program For the last few years I've only been on it a couple times That's all I did I did I picked them To go to the Super Bowl Two years ago I think there's a team That's always been talented And I think they've been Underachieving the last two years And I never thought Mike Smith was much of anything Other than he looked like A creepy pedophile On that Play 60 commercial Which they've gotten away from Seems like the Play 60 thing Doesn't have as much steam As it did last year I don't think a lot of the moms And dads want their kids Playing football And I think that's going to hurt The growth of the sport And we've talked about that A little bit Yeah And I think it's going to be A 10-year tale Before you really see it Where You know Especially with the salary cap And basketball going up And baseball salaries Being what they are But You're always going to have That's an unpopular Take for lack of a better term You're always going to have Football players And this is going to sound Borderline racist And a disclaimer But you will always have Poorer kids Because they The contracts are always Going to be high And they're always going to see You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know You know I'm just going for it Kids in the ghetto Will always going to Always going to play football Because they see it as A. It's wicked fucking cool B. They can make a ton of money Off of it And C. C, A, and B You know what I mean The contracts are always Going to be there So what you're going to Start seeing Is you're going to Stop seeing the rich White kids playing Other than quarterbacks Because I've read some stat And I can't exactly Get the numbers exactly right But like how So many rich white kids Have been playing Playing quarterback Nowadays Because they get all These coaches and stuff But Which is actually You've seen some kickback Because now you're seeing All of a sudden These quarterbacks In the NCAA Nobody's any good Are you falling asleep? No I thought you just Dozed off on me Literally I was paying attention To what you said My point is It's always going to be Football players Yes there's going to be A decline And you already see it And to be honest with you Anybody in their right mind Probably wouldn't have Their eight year old kid Out there smashing heads You mentioned The idea that It's always going to be The avenue out For poorer people Right But when I look at What baseball is doing Outside of America In like borderline Third world countries In Venezuela As a Dominican Republic Etc I mean are we sure That that's not going to Just spur over And America's Lesser fortunate regions Less fortunate regions I don't know I don't know Because it's just That powerful of a brand And that powerful of a thing That it's not going to go away There's always going to be People playing I don't think it's going to go away I think it's going to diminish Well it's going to be less I mean you're already Seeing those numbers If you know You're really digging in You're already seeing People playing tackle football Going downhill But regardless It's not going anywhere Why are we even Talking about spilt milk Not even spilt milk Let's talk about Joe Philbin real briefly What a shit show that was I don't know What he was doing I don't know anything About Joe Philbin You know he got fired From the Dolphins I know he got fired But I don't know anything About Joe Philbin And now Well they had the Hot Knox episode Which was boring And it's freaking All get out Watching the Dolphins But now The Dolphins Is just a flailing organization And Don McConn Sue Is paid That's going to go down As one of the worst contracts In the history of the NFL He showed up to practice In sneakers evidently The other day Right before they fired Philbin to protest Dude signs up Fucking 20 million dollar a year Contract And then shows up To practice in sneakers Because he's not happy I don't know Isn't that the Time Warner guy That owns that team Steve Ross Or whatever Is he Time Warner I think so I think that's Those bastards Are freaking hounding me Anyway by the way They own Like 50 bucks From I don't want to talk About my Who's going to listen To the podcast If I sit here And talk about My fucking cable bill Joe Hole Who's going to listen To the podcast anyway Period Yeah Nobody wants To hear a guy On the wheels You're about to get real You gotta get better guests What are you talking about You got a face built For radio What is Perfect Sweetheart Perfect for you Sweetheart What What Are you flirting with me Or are you trying to Serenade your Fan duel PR queen I'm just being a dick Take my breath away Rolling down Spring Street Alright Tom Brady's Personal guru Dr. Alejandro Guerrero Who Yeah Dr. Alejandro Guerrero Tom Brady's Personal guru Evidently has been Under investigation Several times From the FTC Because A He's not a doctor And B He's a snake oil salesman But evidently This guy is like Tom Brady's Bengali And Brady Goes to him For everything But the guy's not even A real doctor I just want to Throw that out I don't know why I wish I could be Freaking married To a supermodel And have a fake doctor As my personal guru Everybody's got a guy Dude Everybody's got a guy I don't have a guy You need a guy dude No I don't I have a guy You ain't my guy Well Jamal Charles is a guy Out for the year Dude I'm just glad I didn't have one On a fantasy team Yeah you're a fan And you live in a fantasy world Jim Harbaugh's living By the way Real quick Before we go to Jim Harbaugh Unless you go to Jim Harbaugh Can I take 30 seconds To talk about A fantasy baseball team Alright You were gloating About it earlier I'll give you Your 30 seconds Go Joe Holt won the Fantasy baseball league The down and out Fantasy baseball league By 20 plus points 25 After a solid Solid comeback In the final week Of the season Pretty excited Can I get some applause Joe Holt Yeah Alright Alright I'll give you another 30 seconds Who were your studs Jim Harbaugh Who were your studs On your team That you looked all year I had Nolan Arenado I had Jake Arrieta I had Cole Hamels I had Adrian Abelsrey I had Joe Harbaugh I had Joe Harbaugh What is the deal With Jake Arrieta Real quick Did he come out of nowhere I'm just out of the loop Has this guy been good For a few years Or what is his deal He was really good Last year Last year I think Was kind of the Coming out party That got crescendoed Into you know Probably a Cy Young Situation this year He's been historically good Like the best Second half ERA In the history of baseball Correct I don't know If that's exactly correct But I think Four earned runs Since June or July Like the guy's nuts I don't know But he came from Baltimore Baltimore traded him Oh really Yeah Two former Red Sox GMs Doing a deal Theo and Dan Duquette Oh yeah Dan Duquette Yes sir And you know I gotta hand it to Theo I've bashed Theo In the past You know By the way Theo getting lesser Interesting move Even though it hasn't Paid off to this point Well he paid him A shit ton of money Cubs should always be good Cubs should be right there With the Yankees The Red Sox And the Dodgers In terms of salary In terms of salary I mean the Cubs Are a big Fucking You know Paying people Cubs are a big deal You know People really into Cubs I don't give a fuck About the Cubs I care about nothing kid Nothing Except college football What do you want to talk About college football I want to talk A little bit About college football I was just saying something And then you Completely threw off Jim Harbaugh My track Thank you I don't like Jim Harbaugh Finally You don't like Jim Harbaugh No Why I don't like the way He goes about his business I'm not with the ethos That was very milked Well Why Why Explain You just don't like him You just don't like his scowl You just don't like him Because he was the 49ers coach Admit it That and Stanford also The guy goes to Freaking Walmart To buy cookies He can't be that bad Of a guy He's somewhat normal Dude Target over everything bro Target over Walmart Yeah Wow Some in-depth discussion Target Walmart No but Jim Harbaugh I mean Historic run right now Fucking win Three Thank you Thank you There were three Shutouts in a row Which hasn't happened in like 80 years in college football Of course That just kind of goes to show I think Brady Hoke Was on the right track Brady Hoke's downfall was He never had the right Offensive coordinator And Jim Harbaugh Is an offensive guy And he finally got A fairly functioning Offense in Michigan And all of a sudden Michigan's down You know Brady Hoke Has never had the right Offensive coordinator I think His offensive coordinator Name escapes me But he's a guy Who's bounced around forever And that's it But I'm sure They recruited the hell Out of everybody Do you think that could Have to do with him Trying to run the spread Offense too much Who? Brady Hoke I don't think Brady Hoke Had anything to do With the offense I think that's part of his problem I think Brady Hoke Was a glorified cheerleader He never had a headset He never had a play call sheet What the fuck was he doing? West Virginia? Brady Hoke? Where did he come from? Well he was an assistant coach At Michigan But he was a head coach At where he made his name Quote unquote He was a head coach At San Diego State San Diego State That's where he was Who was the guy They got from West Virginia? Rich Rodriguez I never liked him I think he's a good football coach He's Arizona Arizona's doing well I don't like that spread I don't believe The spread option? Well I think In some ways If we're gonna talk Rich Rodriguez I think in some ways He truly revolutionized the game Nobody was doing that He made that play up The read option But is that It's an effective way I don't feel like it works Oh bullshit I mean you can get The right guy doing it I don't feel like Russell Wilson I mean to an extent Kaepernick Although he's not doing much With it right now But it's tough You even see the Red Rocket Andy Dalton I watched that game today Surprisingly he beat Seattle Very Well not very impressive win But I just think No it's not very impressive win By the Bengals Don't undersell that I hope Seattle Just loses a couple more games And I just They need to be dead and buried For me Because they're always Gonna be dangerous Because they fly around defense Russell Wilson's dangerous And I just Cam Chancellor Why'd they figure that out? Oh What's his name Cost me money in fantasy football And that played And the guy batted the ball Out of the end zone Which everybody know You know that goes back to the Theory that you should be able To review everything You should be able to review that Everybody know Not everybody knows But people knew that That was a penalty Except the referees Didn't know for some reason He batted the ball Out of the end zone there On that Monday night game You're looking at me With dead eyes You're talking about The Golden Tate play Like way back No on Monday night This past Monday night When Cam Chancellor Punched the ball Out of You're not allowed to do that No he could do that But when he punched the ball Oh my god I have somebody in the show Who knows nothing About football Sorry He bowled In the end zone The player Wilson or something I don't know KJ Daniels Knocked the ball out That intentionally Batted the ball Out of the back of the end zone In which case By rule That goes back to the offense At the one yard line But the referees Didn't So If you hail Mary Knock a ball Out of the end zone Intentionally Like that goes back To the offense At the one No If you fumble the ball Outside the end zone And the ball gets Bounced around the end zone You intentionally Knock it out After a fumble It goes back To the offense At the one Okay Are you back On Ring of the Planet I did not know that You didn't watch the game I did not know that Too busy watching football I mean Baseball Yeah Watching the Cubs And the Cardinals I've really been Enthralled in this The What is it The Toronto Texas Enthralled Really Why enthralled I like Texas Very enthralling Why do you like Texas Rugnet Odor I don't even know Oh Oda The guy's last name's Oda No it's Odor Pronounce Odor Yeah I like that guy I think they're good I like I like Jeff Bannister I think he does A good job Of staying in front Of that team I think they have Good veteran leadership I'm really worried About Adrian Beltre Being out I I lost sleep over that As well I actually like Adrian Beltre He played for the Red Sox For a year He's fantastic He's a great player Hall of Famer Borderline You need to look He's not prepared For that I'm not prepared For that conversation Discuss Adrian Beltre His whole thing If we're going to talk About Texas Joe In a football program Let's talk about Texas over Oklahoma Save Charlie Strong's job And I'm not a big Charlie Strong guy Look warm on him But you gotta feel good For him I don't know if you're Watching another game And the players Were throwing him up Over their head And stuff You know beating Texas Here's the thing Can I Like and I just need To ask you 30 more seconds Go Yeah we got 12 minutes You're fine Okay So Chris Strong Got the job at Texas Charlie Strong I beg your pardon Who's Chris Strong Is somebody I don't know Charlie Strong Got the job at Texas From Louisville Prior to getting The job at Texas He coached Louisville To a really good season I think either One of the friends BCS Bulls Or just outside of it For a few years Teddy Bridgewater Came from Minnesota Teddy Bridgewater Doing an awesome job In Minnesota by the way Then he went to Texas After they You know Seemingly forced Mack Brown out And Texas then goes And fires the new AD that they brought in After Mack Brown Was replaced And that also Like again Will get off For 20 seconds To go back But in that time period They also Hired Shaka Smart To head up the Basketball program Letting go of Rick Barnes Who was at Texas For you know 15 plus years Had Kevin Durant Many other pro NBA players Avery Bradley Yeah there you go What are your What are your thoughts On the Texas Athletic program And then How they're gonna Handle Charlie Strong And also like You go back To that time period Too You had Will Muschamp In there Who got the job Got a head job At Florida After being Mack Brown's Defensive coordinator That didn't work What are my thoughts On Texas I think That's a huge win And a step In the right direction And I think Texas Have it on good authority That people At the University of Texas Have to listen To this program Because what I was saying Is they gotta go out And find an athletic And here comes A borderline racist statement Athletic Black quarterback Who can run And Recruit the hell out Of defense And then run The ball on offense Is what they've been doing And they did it They brought this guy out Sneed or something And he threw the ball Like nine times But they dominated Running the football And running quarterback Is the hardest thing to stop Like T-Bow had so much success Speaking of which Steve Adazio The head coach of BC How the fuck Does Boston College Lose To Wake Forest Three to nothing At home Do you hear what I just said They lost Three to nothing At home To Boston To Wake Forest Troy Flutie Doug Flutie Doug Flutie's nephew Is a rotating They rotate in And now a quarterback I don't know why I segway to that I think it's cause Steve Adazio Was the offensive coordinator At Florida and Urban Maya When they had Tim Tebow And he was supposed to be This great offensive mind But you get shut out At home To Wake Forest After scoring nine points Against Duke The week before Boston College to me Is a prime example Of everything not to do With college sports realignment They're terrible In football They're terrible In basketball Step back Jack What do you mean They're fucking terrible In football They're always They're good for knocking off A team they shouldn't beat Every other year Speaking of Matt Ryan Matt Ryan was the quarterback Of BC a few years ago Yeah he's awesome When's the last time They finished in the top 20 In the top 20 I can't bring that Off the top of my head Like you can't bring Adrian Beltre's status Off the top of your head But I think they've finished In the top 20 In the last 10 years I would say Three times Three times Three times Three times In the last 10 years That's not terrible You make him sound like Toledo for Christ's sake What do you mean Or Tulane rather Actually Toledo's Playing pretty well Toledo's in the top 25 Tulane rather I just I don't know Shouldn't Boston College Be a little bit more Dominant in the ACC I mean I agree with you Well especially When it comes to basketball They lose They lose all their athletes For some reason In basketball Like Shabazz Napia Is from Boston Yeah Going to Connecticut Like come on dude They can now recruit New England Like Jim Calhoun Is gone Sarah keeps Having trouble now I can play Louisville's in shit Like Boston College Should be good at some things I agree with you I think I've always said They should be much better At basketball Than they've been In the last few years I don't know how Connecticut was able To really Pigeonhole That's not the right word But ostracize That's not the right word Anyway Take over Massachusetts Connecticut was getting All the best Massachusetts basketball players And you're right BC should be getting Those players You know Basketball was founded Of course Ringfield Mass Ringfield Mass You been in the Hall of Fame? No sir Need to go I've been several times You been in the Baseball Hall of Fame? No sir Need to go Been in the Basketball Hall of Fame? No sir Need to go You been to the Special Olympics Hall of Fame? No dick Where's that? I don't think There is one There's gotta be one Let's start it up Let's get a freaking Gofundme.com page For Special Olympic Hall of Fame You know Big poster You know Big statue You and I Out front Founders of the Special Olympic Hall of Fame Alright We're going to hell We're going in the weeds Why? I'm not I'm not making fun Of anybody They deserve a Hall of Fame Anyhow Sweating I don't even know What I'm just Still excited About all day Breakfast at McDonald's And I actually Really am too Going to strip clubs And stuff And my friends Obviously didn't call In from Dallas Because hopefully They get their Shit stomped out By some Dallas Rigging Bar Someone just You know Shit stomps them With their boots I have like Four friends out there For that game You know New England fans Are more obnoxious Than anyone Other than maybe Dallas fans The worst Dallas fans So do you want Do you want a story Of my New England fan Uh Worseness Fine Go ahead Joe So friend of the program Guest many times Brian Murphy and I Go to a Dodgers Red Sox game And I've been going To Giants Dodgers games For many years It's been a hated rivalry Uh You know Being in my position In a wheelchair I've been warned Many times To watch the things That I say and wear And do at Dodgers Stadium For all those reasons What have you I've been to Literally 35 Giants Dodgers games Over the years I go to one Dodgers Red Sox game At Dodgers That's when the stuff Hits the fan And starts to spin Our friend Brian Michael Murphy You know well Decides to Uh Compliment this woman On her breasts Class move Yeah yeah Women like compliments Real typical Red Sox Women How Okay Well I'll wear it Go on Then Then it becomes My personal responsibility To make sure That this guy Does not Do anything Doesn't get beat up For said remark He said When she was with A guy Was she with a guy She was with four guys What the fuck Is wrong with him How just stupid is he I don't know Red Sox You ask for my New England Over the top Fan story There you go Well that asshole Could be Well I like Murph But he could be From anywhere You know Making a bad decision About making a remark About a girl's You know Bosom Isn't necessarily Exclusively A New England Fan thing I mean how dare you Pin us with that Broad stroke I was right This time About what About The New England Fan being Over the top Yeah I'll give you that The Dallas fans Over the top Giants fan 49ers fan That's what you Admitted yourself That's why no one Likes them See I don't get you people I don't get how You could be this You know Self Self-anointed Giant And you love The San Francisco Giants But you hate The San Francisco 49ers I just don't think It works that way I don't get it You're you know In for a penny In for a pound You know I'm a Red Sox fan I'm a Patriot fan I'm a Celtics fan I'm a Bruins fan There's nothing else I'd feel dirty If I said Oh I like the Red Sox But I don't like the Celtics The hell What rope Are you pulling on Joe? You act like The Raiders aren't From 20 miles away Yeah good point I didn't even Thought of that Yeah Yeah you're right I'm a fool Well would you live You live closer to Oakland Or San Fran? I lived actually In my own Why is that I live closer to Oakland? Why come you don't Like the A's? Huh? Huh? Gotcha No I did really Like the A's I don't like the way They handled their organization With the whole Moneyball thing I think I think Lou Wolf Is borderline Scum of the earth That whole Moneyball thing Not to do Because whatever But They had good pitching That's why they won Yeah no no no They had Freaking like Five stud pitches Zito, Molda, Hudson Yeah And they brought up A bunch of guys Outside of that too Like Gio Gonzalez Came up He did? Yeah yeah Many many guys So I actually Used to go to the Triple A games In Sacramento When those guys In the generation After them played And one of the Coolest baseball stories I have for you Is Gio Gonzalez Was charting a game In Triple A And it was A day game And it was like 100 degrees In Sacramento Like stupid hot At like 1130 In the morning And he was sitting In the Under the awning Where the handicap seats Was he just came up And sat next to me And about three innings Into the game He was like Hey You want to split Some nachos? And I didn't know This was Gio Gonzalez I just thought This was the guy And I was like Fuck yeah I'll split some nachos Did you guys Roll around And he sat on your lap And you guys Ate nachos? He fed you nachos? He was like Cool Like go get some nachos I'm gonna go get some drinks And he came back up From the dugout Or wherever With like a Whole big ass thing Full of Gatorade And like soda for us And I went And got some nachos And we like Watched the next Three innings Of like Some minor league Baseball game And I think it was Like the Sacramento Rivercats And like Round Rock Like the Texas Abiliate Now do you have A big fat head Of Gio Gonzalez In your apartment? No I just thought It was a cool story It is a cool story Kinda Yeah like he's a cool dude Well he's one of the Best players in baseball But he got hurt He didn't play the whole Second half of the year right? No he played He just didn't do very Well and Washington Didn't do very good They fired their manager Yeah They gonna hire Cal Ripken? That's interesting I think it would be A smart thing to do Might as well It's baseball You don't need to know You're either gonna Hire Cal Ripken And keep it together With your current staff Or you're gonna Clean house And fire everybody It's baseball There's no real There's no real Coaching involved Hey come on I don't care what anyone Oh bullshit All those moves Are so You have so much time To That's inaccurate You could So much time To consider How these coaches Just come out of nowhere And all of a sudden win Like basketball Yeah but you gotta Take 10 or 12 minutes To warm up a pitcher Before you put him In the game Oh wow So hard to get your Stopwatch out In 10 minutes Okay it's good No the only The only sport That's real coaching is You guessed it Football As every play Is called Both sides of the ball Every move Is orchestrated Both sides of the ball Yawn Yawn Like Y-A-W-N Yeah You saying my podcast Is boring Joe Holt? No I'm saying You're boring Thanks for having me Oh fine So now I have to go We have to go roll down New McDonald's I have to buy you An Egg McMuffin Is that what it is? They close the McDonald's Around here It's a travesty They close McDonald's In downtown Los Angeles Yeah They're in Broadway Dude go on I went there at 1130 In the morning Thinking I was gonna get A fucking McGriddle Let me tell you Rude awakening I'm shocked A city of Of I'm shocked I'm shocked I'm shocked I'm shocked Four million people Can't support one McDonald's It's like I'm talking About Pudong fucking Florida or something Rude awakening Hey Dave Hey Thanks for having me No problem Superiorfandom.com You're gonna come Do a show this week You shill I'm busy this week And then next week I got Football Indianapolis Well yeah Indianapolis New England And then I'm gonna go see Judas fucking Priest In corn Are you really? Yeah Jonathan Davis Cool Good guy I'm gonna go I'm gonna be You know him too Do you guys share nachos as well? Do you stare lovingly In his eyes And share nachos? No some of the bands That I used to work for Work Like Yes You know him though? Do you know him? Yeah I know the corn guys Pretty well Huh No kidding Well I'm going there I'm pushing my 40th birthday I'm gonna be with a bunch Of 17 year olds At Nutfest A friend of mine Got a ticket Might as well go And get drunk Yeah Anything else you wanna plug Before we go Joe? No uh Superiorfandom.com You've already said that Uh We're on Twitter At Superior Fandom I'm sure you are Uh Tell Matt Long And James Lurkey hello Alright Anything else? And uh I love you I love you Gio Gonzalez I'll see you next time Alright Well thanks for coming No time Let's go get another beer I'm not done yet Alright That's it Out Later