Falsetto Teeth interview, Chevy Chase rant, and caller Brad

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert. I don't know what Stephen Colbert said about this man. And I don't really mean out here. I mean backstage. Some really hideous, hurtful, hate-filled things you could never take back. And I just, I will not be party to it. I'm sorry. I've got to draw a line. Because who am I to attack Chevy Chase? I don't know Chevy Chase. I have never met Mr. Chase. I'm actually, I'm uncomfortable calling him Chevy. I'm sorry. The only thing I think of when I look at this man is there but for the grace of God go I. Why would I tempt the comedy gods to strike me down like this? To leave me pale and pear-shaped. A humorless husk of my former self haunting the halls of Hollywood like some sort of walking, waking, cautionary tale. Shapeless and odorless and colorless. Gray on beige. A comedy lamprey just sucking the joy out of everything I touch. I won't do it. Over the decades, Mr. Chase and his fellow original Saturday Night Live sketcheteers. Have found fame and fortune making us laugh. But for some of these people it went to their head. We know that Dan Aykroyd has tried the dramatic arts. Of course Bill Murray very famously overreached with The Razor's Edge. But this man never forgot what got him wherever it is he thinks he is. He never ever attempted to do anything that was in any way different than the life of a man. And that's the last thing he did. And that is so refreshing in its sameness. Finally tonight I'd like to offer a little bit of warning to the rest of the people who have to come up here and talk about this good man. Before you attack him, think. There may come a day in your darkest hour when you are a shadow of your albeit paper-thin self. And when that day comes, I hope you are cheered up. And when that day comes, I hope you are cheered up. By something that Mr. Chase so famously said. He's Chevy Chase. And you're not. And if that doesn't cheer you up, I don't know what will. We'll do it live. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live! Fuck it! It's the More Music Radio Pod. Do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live! On skidrow.la. Fucking thing sucks! In five, four, three... . . Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's the More Music Radio Pod on skidrow.la. What's going on, man? Yeah, we would like to apologize for our punctual listeners. Yeah, we were late because we were talking about Chevy Chase. I heard this really fucking cool fucking message that I actually wanted to play, but we can't play it. I don't know if you guys have heard, but people don't like Chevy Chase. Like, people like actors and different other comedians and stuff and Bill Murray hates him. hates him and he's kind of a dick and like i i i think that's kind of what i think is funny about him but like he's he's like seriously hard to work with and uh we i got this uh uh you know our friend joe uh russo uh like he he let me hear this this message that chevy chase left for uh dan harman the uh writer and producer of uh community the nbc show yeah yeah yeah have you seen that show i actually that's kind of one of my favorite shows actually yeah yeah tv's uh do you like chevy chase on it uh he's not on it that much he's all right yeah i mean he's talented you could take it or leave it right i mean i i don't know about him personally but i mean he's a talented guy i guess i think he's funny yeah i mean time to time i remember when he was clark griswold for fuck's sake i mean he's like really uptight though and he has a really bad temper because i remember back in the day when howard stern was feuding with with him and stuff and he'd send uh stuttering john out there to fuck with them and shit and they'd call his house and he was just like not you would think like a funny guy would have a sense of humor and be like oh okay whatever and kind of roll with the punches and shit you know but he was like uh i mean he still is too he's kind of like a fucking really pissed off person and um i i guess the story behind the message that uh chevy chase had left for uh dan harman i guess they don't like each other uh i guess um so here's a story that joe told me he said that okay so the communities like last episode they're ready to tape it and stuff and chevy chase didn't like the script and he refused to do it and uh through the whole like three years working with him um the like he was just like a nightmare you know just like an arrogant fucking prick you know and you kind of like you know have to like put up with them and you know he like he'd like say really shitty things and stuff and they would just try to make it like a joke you know and just kind of go with it and stuff but um i guess that was like the last straw because at the wrap party the story is that dan harman like humiliated him in front of uh like all the people there and in front of his wife and his daughter and stuff you know like uh i guess um he thanked dan harman thanked everybody and um at the end he said uh fuck you to chevy chase and if anybody agrees with me everybody at the count of three say fuck you to chevy chase and the whole place said fuck you to wow that's awesome and so there's this fucking awesome message that i want to play but i can't right now we're gonna see maybe later we can have um uh dan harman come in and maybe we can have him talk about it you know and bring see he has a whole bunch of different messages and stuff from chevy chase i understand i really want to hear all of them i wish i could play it but i it's my word i can't play it you know what i don't want i don't want i don't want to sound like i'm upset about this but you just told that whole story to not play that to not play that thing no but there's a build-up that's really great because dan harman is going to come in so we so we delayed alex noices yeah introduction for all of that yeah pretty much what do you think alex you like that story oh it's good a little uh little blue balls from it but uh yeah you know that's okay i mean you said we could we could get you oh it's a good story i like chevy chase a lot though but yeah what's your favorite chevy chase movie or thing well three amigos is one of my friends yeah all time yeah that's pretty good and i grew up with that so i've probably seen that more than any other yeah so he's got a special place he's my favorite amigo of the three yeah he's my favorite too yeah i mean they're all great but yeah i like it i'm not surprised you know a lot of those guys get big heads but yeah i know i liked him in the christmas vacation and all the vacation christmas vacation yeah that's that's a family classic also i like it when he freaks out and gets pissed off because like that i think that is like the real person like that's more the real person yeah and the funny guy you know he's just a really fucking angry person so let's uh we'll have him in and we'll we'll talk to him about it yeah i think that's a really funny guy i think that's a really well yeah he will have him speak for himself we'll beg dan harman to uh hey maybe we can call him yeah that'd be great i don't know i don't know anyway we have uh so anyway i want to welcome alex nice from falsetto teeth to come in i just i don't know i was so pumped up by that story and listening to that message that you know i just i just had to get it out there especially since we played the chevy chase thing at the beginning yeah so you were supposed to come in with a saxophone player man what happened yeah fell through now it's you know stuff popped up and so uh it fell through and then uh falsetto teeth the drummer cory has a regular thursday night gig that is with the happening with the blasting company petrovich blasting company so they can play either so i'm uh empty-handed i just brought some cds so so falsetto teeth man like that band your band is like one of the most awesome bands like you guys are really good like two of the best bands in the world yeah i mean i'm not saying that i'm too good like it makes me uncomfortable i'm like god damn these guys are really good yeah the like the first thing that happens after a falsetto teeth show is like i go home and i start practicing first you cry on the way home right yeah it's like yeah i don't know any i know a lot of those notes but i'm pretty sure none of those are on my guitar i can't do any of that so falsetto teeth is like it's kind of like a prog rock kind of kind of thing right kind of math math rock kind of stuff i mean how would you describe it i hate describing my own band twos but yeah i mean i'm not good describing either i mean i'm not good at math at all so i have there's absolutely no math calculated into the music um progressive in the sense that i you know we use you know odd you know you know rhythmic things and yeah and whatnot but i mean i you know i just i don't know i i honestly i'm really bad describing like that i try not to use those words because a lot of the bands that are associated with that i don't really you know it's not my cup of tea i kind of like just take a chunk from this band and then maybe a chunk from this influence and then mash it together and then you know that's that's what it is but i mean yeah it's you know progressive yeah it's got like you know i mean it's not crazy rhythmic stuff but it's not like it'll take it's like a journey you know what i mean it's like a it's like a it's a story i like that it's a musical story i mean prog is a funny word it used to mean like you know pink floyd which is like slow music and four four and now it's like used to describe like super fast music yeah but like yeah it's it's it's uh you know definitely you know through composed like very extended though we're trying to do shorter songs but like kind of like you know yeah kind of like trying to tell a story i guess and you know mix pop elements with you know whatever else pops and you know yeah you know the songs are like really long but they're not like boring you know it's not this fucking song you know it's like it really is it has like different acts you know yeah yeah yeah I can see that's kind of got like a, yeah, you know, some theatrical quality maybe. But yeah, everyone's got their own, like Corey Beers, the drummer has his like background in, well, I guess classical percussion. And then he got into like, you know, North Indian classical music, like playing tabla and stuff. And now he's obsessed with Romanian music. So, you know, he, you know, I write the music, but like he throws in like, you know, a lot of elements that, you know, I wouldn't be able to conjure up. And so it gives a cool twist. Do you write all the music? Like. Yeah. And so like, I noticed that. I mean, that. There's not that many lyrics in Falsetto Teeth. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot. There's, it's like a lot of instrumental stuff, but there, yeah, with smaller vocal bits. A lot of that was because I. I'm not a singer. And when we first started, I never sang in a band. And so the newer songs, which we don't have recorded, have more vocals in them because I've gotten better at singing. Yeah. And I don't feel so ashamed. But. So seeing as these songs are more just like kind of like instrumentals more. Is there anything that you're thinking of when you're writing the songs? Like, are you like, do you have a title in your head? And you're like, OK, this is going to be off the title. It's going to be an angry song or something. No. I mean, I, I, my background's in improvisation. So like I usually the if I get like the first thing that comes to my head, if I'm sold on it, it can be catalyst to write the rest of the stuff. If I like the first, like I kind of write it in order. Like I don't, it's not too often. Like I've come up with a chunk and ends up being in the middle of the song. Like I, I like to think, you know, if this intrigues me, this opening thing. Mm hmm. And then. And then I just build off of it. You know, it'll just might just be like a simple melody or like a some lick. I don't know. So do you record your when you're when you're practicing and stuff? Yeah, I record it all. I make demos and then and then. So what's your process? You record like let's say you have something like a riff or something. You record the riff and you like play it all day and like listen to it and figure and try to think of what comes next or. Yeah. Because the songs are really long and it's like I try to. I try to figure out like how you can remember all the parts and stuff, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I kind of I mean, every song is completely different. I I yeah, I'll sit in like come up with something that I like. I have I record it, you know, record it all along like Logic and then I, you know, I'll do a chunk and like that and lead in something else. Or maybe I'll come up with the bass part right then. But a lot of times I'll come up with like a, you know, good amount of guitar stuff. And then I'll come up with bass stuff and some rhythmic ideas for the drums. And then and then, you know, a lot of times I take it in and it doesn't work out. And so I'm like, OK, what you know, we got to tweak it in there a little bit. You know, it's definitely I mean, I write the music, but it's definitely without them. It wouldn't exist. And they definitely help it come to realization. So. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say Corey's like there's not many drummers that I'd say are like a real. Yeah. Musicians. Because that guy's awesome. Because we mostly just like hit stuff and like kind of like. Yeah. I mean, Corey's. That guy's. Yeah. I mean, his. He's like half your band. Sorry. Yeah. No. Yeah. He's. So Corey's a drummer and you play guitar, right? Yeah. And sing. And sing. And who's the bass player? Jimmy Berry. And he's awesome, too. He's like new. We had a bass player, Nicky Klingberg, who was awesome for a while. But we've gone with Jimmy's been in the band since the summer. And. And he learned the shit like super fast and is kind of kind of spooky. So yeah, he just feel like. Was he like an obsessive fan or something like following you do all the shows and. Not obsessive. He was just a friend. I remember all the parts. No, you know, he knew some of the songs. He's just a good musician. He's just like he. And it's his second instrument, too. He's his first instrument's cello. And he plays bass. And yeah, he just like kind of has a good knack for that. And. Cello's kind of like a big bass. He plays with a bow, right? Yeah, well, kind of. Well, Joey from Ninja Academy plays plays his regular electric bass with a bow. Yeah, like like Jimmy Page style or something. Did Jimmy Page do that? I'm not a big Led Zeppelin fan. I actually hate that band. Oh, really? Yeah. I love them. And then I hated them. Now I like them again. You got to be really. Same with like the Beatles. I love them. And then I hated them. I always thought anybody could sing for Led Zeppelin and they would have been famous. That was just my. I mean, they definitely had the working pieces. Yeah. I mean, not just not just their. They could have had Anthony Kiedis. And they definitely stole a lot of music, too, from like old blues guys and stuff. They're like, oh, they're horrible. They're dirty. Yeah. Thieves, you know, you know, they're terrible. Yeah. Scum. But, you know, I like I like some of their songs still. Fuck them. Well, tonight, tonight we're going to hear some good music. We're going to hear some falsetto teeth. And. We're going to hear King Devil. Joe Fraley was here last week and he played a really cool song. And it was I got very emotional and, you know, kind of brought me to a place that, you know, an emotional. I had to get to, you know, and I felt really good. And then I had a suggestion for him to play his song Pepper. And he's like, oh, I got to do a different tuning on this, whatever. He tries to tune it up and point the fucking string breaks. No extra string. No guitar. No extra string. And so we didn't get to hear that tune to the key of hell. No. But we're going to have him back in. But before that, we're going to listen to a King Devil song, Pepper, and then we're going to hear a falsetto teeth song that you brought. It was track five. What's that? That's not a falsetto song. That's a that's a Burmese song. This called from a compilation called Guitars of the Golden Triangle. OK. You can put on Rocket Fuel Sex Magic. We have that one coming up. I don't know. Can you move that one up? Let me see that. All right. Well, let's let's move that one. I got other songs of mine. I just we have a unauthorized. We've actually been selling a version of your music. We've made we've made thousands and thousands of rupees. Yeah. Which one? Oh, the live. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We had that one. Yeah, we have that. But we also have the one that you that you brought. We're going to play the recorded version. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be good. I didn't have that when I had to get the bootleg version that Dan did. So yeah. Anyway, so I guess we're going to listen to Rocket Fuel Sex Magic. Right. Sonia is the board operator and she is getting all that shit together. Yeah. Sorry about that. All right. And it's ready to go. All right. And we're going to listen to some falsetto teeth right now and you'll you'll hear what we're talking about. We'll be right back on the More Music Radio pod with Alec Noyes of Falsetto Teeth. This is Jim Schweda. Yo mama. You are listening to the More Music Radio program on Skin Brown dot com. I'm Jim Schweda. I'm Alec Noyes. 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This is Kiki from East Owl Lake. And you're listening to the More Music Radio Pod on Skid Row.com at L.A. And what? Hi, this is Dino Samantopoulos. Please call into the More Music Radio Pod at 1-800-893-9562. More Music Radio Pod. You could edit that, right? Yeah, cool. Thanks. But keep the you could edit that right. Ha! Man, I'm glad you ran that that Dino Stamatopoulos you know, read right after that other one because that first one, dude, I thought I was going to get shanked. Yeah, that was my uncle. We were kind of scaring the shit out of everybody. We had two promos going on at once. That was supposed to go over there. We actually heard King Devil with Pepper. We actually got to hear it. All right. That's what it sounds like with six strings, yo. We just listened to a falsetto T song. What was that called? That was called Plastic Love. Plastic Love. All right. Or sorry, that has two titles. I'm your Casanova. I'm your Casanova. I was going to say Scarlet Casanova. It's a long song. It gets a long name. Right. The longer the song, the longer name it deserves. Exactly. It's my philosophy. I'm your Casanova. And what? So we are here with Alex Noyce of Falsetto Teeth. So that was some good stuff. So you're saying your sax player couldn't make it? No, I didn't. But you still know the chords to Careless Whisper? You can still do that part, right? Let me just hum one note at a time. We can do the guitar track. We all know. Falsetto Teeth has a sax player now or what's going on with that? No, no. The drummer wasn't able to come in so I was going to try to get this duo I have with this great saxophone player, Gavin Templeton, but it fell through. So, no, it's just me doing nothing. No sexy sax man? No. I would have played solo, but I haven't done that for a while and I didn't want to embarrass myself. Yeah, man. But that's cool because you brought some stuff in and we could talk about stuff. I mean, is there anything that's on your mind? I mean, you guys going on tour? No, he's a very busy guy. He's got a lot of stuff. How many bands are you in? Let's see here. Like regular ones, I think like... But Falsetto Teeth is like your main band? Yeah, that's the only band where I write all the music. I'm also in a band called Tessellations, which is a really cool group. We're playing tomorrow night at Homeroom. That's with two cellos. This really great singer named Barry Rose. No drinking at Homeroom. That's the downside. Yeah, that's the downside. Yeah. But you can still just... Get a cup, like a McDonald's cup or something. I mean, I still drink there, but you got to be sneaky about it. Yeah. Yeah. It's a really cool venue. The people who run it are good people. Did you guys play there? No. I've heard a lot of our friends have played there in... Yeah, Manhattan Murder Mystery played there. Hear good things? Matt Teardrop of Manhattan Murder Mystery played there. People keep going. Yeah. And you're going to be there, so I mean, why not? I actually went to a comedy show over there and it was actually kind of cool. It was like in a little room, maybe like twice as big as this room. And it's like one of these underground... It's a little place, yeah. Yeah. It's a cool... I mean, the people... It's like a comedy cult, you know? Oh, yeah. And actually, comedy cult is going on right now at the home room. Yeah. I don't know if... Yeah. The Mormons were asked to play it. This comedian, Dave Siris, asked us to play it, but... Oh, the one from the iPhone. Siri? Yeah. That's his... Dave Siri? That's his auntie. But... Sorry. Yeah. So anyway, we got asked to play that. We can't do it because it's on Thursday. So... So how long has Falsetto Teeth been around? Since 2008. We... Yeah. We started... Yeah. Around 2008. And that was with Nicky Klingenberg, and he was our bass player up until this summer. And... What happened to him? He just got busy. You know, he was getting really busy, and... You guys were getting along okay? Yeah. He's... Nicky's the most nice... Like, he's a gentle giant. He's massive, tall guy. Yeah. He is, in fact, giant. Yeah. He's like a Pete. He's like seven feet tall. Like Pete. You know how Pete is like a... We had a bass player. His name was Pete, and he was like a gentle giant. Yeah. He was kind of a big... That bass player... Big white boy. Yeah. This guy's very white, too. Yeah. And he's... He's like 20 feet tall. He's as big as he is white. Is he taller than Karen Sanderfold? I mean, if that's pretty tall, if he's as tall as that... He's like, you know... Dang. Kobe Bryant height. Yeah. I'd say so. No. He's... I mean, we get along fine. He's been my buddy since... Since like middle school. Is he still playing, or did he move on, or what? Bass in general? Yeah. Like just in music. Did he just... Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. That was partially... Yeah. He was just getting busy, and yeah. And he was kind of in a different type of vein of music he was more into. He had a lot of fun. He plays great. Yeah. He's... Yeah. I'd see posts that he'd have some pretty big shows. He was playing with like Frank Sinatra Jr. and stuff like that. No. That wasn't Frank Sinatra Jr. That was like a... Was that a joke? That was a musical thing that was about Frank Sinatra. Oh, okay. But he had a regular gig like that. I don't know. He's played with some... He plays a lot. That was kind of the problem. He was just too busy. Oh. I mean, we're busy too, but we keep a little part of ourselves to make sure this always can happen. So, but... So... Anyways, Jimmy's the bass player now, and he's... I forget what year. Yeah. 2008, right? That's when we started. How many people have been in the band? Can you beat our record of 18? No, that's a lot. Jesus. 18? 18 people. Wow. Are you an original member? Yes. Okay. And Dan, you were... You're almost original. Dan's like our 19th drummer. No, I'm like... And it's 18 people. 18 people. I've been with them for a little while. Yeah, for like almost three years now, right? Yeah, like three years. I mean, I remember... Actually, it's gonna be three... It's actually going to be three years next month. I think in a couple of weeks or a couple of days or something. You know what? In fact... I went to the Farmer's Market over in South Pasadena today, which I think is the first time I went back there since the last time we were there. Oh, yeah. Did you guys play there? Yeah. Yeah, we did our mobile unit over there. Guerrilla, Warfare style. Yeah, we did that. And let me tell you, man, they did not like... Well, there's a couple of people that didn't like it. The people who ran the Farmer's Market were not having it. Yeah, they were not there. I didn't see those guys there, by the way. No, you didn't see them? No, I think they might have been... Let go after that incident? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we went there to go play. And I guess somebody who was in charge got really upset and was trying to yank our equipment. And then all these... We have the video of... They try to take your bike helmets. Yeah. They try to take our shit. They try to take the megaphone. It was anarchy in the vegetable place, I think Patrick was saying. Yeah, yeah. Anarchy in the vegetable place. He was screaming. We were being attacked. And if you want to check it out, you can go on Google and look up the Mormon's mobile unit when white people attack. Yes. And you can see what happens when white people attack you for playing music on the streets. Yeah, it was far less eventful than... In South Pass. But did people like it? Did people did like it? Yeah, there were just a couple of people that were... Except for the few bad apples. Yeah. Exactly. One angry old white man said that we were trying to take away his rights and the rights that he fought for. And he was very upset. Damn right, you were trying to do that. Yeah. I want to play music and take your rights from you right now. I want all your rights. I want all your rights. I want all your rights. I want all your rights. Oppression through music. Old man. Sometimes when we play music in public, we actually rape people. Yeah. So we take their rights, rape them. Whatever you have to do to get your message across. Yeah. Go for it. Spread our disease. Hands justify the means, man. Come on. Yeah, well, yeah, screw South Pass anyways. Yeah. The Highland Park Farmer's Market was pretty down with it though. Yeah, yeah. They liked it. They were like, hey, that's cool. I don't know how I got on that tangent, but I think I was thinking of something. Yeah. I was thinking of something. I was thinking of something. I was thinking of something. I was thinking of something. I was thinking of something. It's a product of origins. Oh, yeah. I know. I remember hearing you guys when I was like 13. I like Mr. T's. So, man, I feel like ... I don't want to say I feel old because like really, like we're in our mid 30's right now, old is like 65 or something. That's old, right? Yeah. That's technically old. We've got another 30 years, but I do feel older because lately I've been hearing people like, oh, man, I was a fan of yours since I was in 70's. Right. seventh grade. And they're like already like completed their master's degrees and stuff, you know? How long have you guys been around? Since August of 98. So that's like 13 years. 13 and a half almost. So yeah, we're getting up there. We have pubic hair now. So, and our armpits smell. Yeah. You know? Glory days are over. Our dicks are growing. They're still growing. They grow. A lot of back knee. Yeah. I know. I didn't start getting back knee until I was like 20. I thought I was out of it. I was like, all right. No back knee for me. And then I started getting hair on my shoulders too. Oh boy. Well, I, you know, I don't even want to show you my back, man. It's like, it's like American werewolf in London, like in mid wolf out. Like I'm, I'm like almost, I'm like half wolf almost. Or wolf. You're like 11, 1155. By the way. Yeah. We're playing with sex wolf on March 17th. Oh yeah. We are playing with sex. Sex wolf is going to play. Sex wolf. Oh, okay. Cool. At the rag fest. If you want to come and check. At the airliner. Oh, okay. Sorry. I just like to say wolf. March 17th. Yeah. St. Paddy's day. Yeah, man. Oh, St. Paddy's. Yeah. This is coming up. Yeah. Check that out, man. And join the, uh, the Facebook page and join it. Yes. You know, hit us up on the Facebook. F-A-C-E-E-0-0. Okay. Well, hey man, let's listen to another song. Speaking of, um. Oh, uh, you know what? Uh, I, you know, we were late in mentioning, uh, 800-893-9562. Yeah. Call in to the more music radio pod. 800-893-9562. And talk to Dan. And you know what, Dan? I'm freaked out because you don't have your beard anymore. Yeah. Um, I figured, uh. You figured you'd just freak me out? No. Uh, Lent just began. Oh yeah. I gave up my beard for Lent. So in 40 days I may resume. I was raised Catholic. I don't know. Such a nice boy. Uh, were you guys raised in any religion? I guess kind of like Protestant. Protestant? Not really. Well, for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. My family is Catholic. So I went to Catholic school. I don't really pay attention. Did you walk around with the ashes on your head? Uh, no, but I saw a lot of people yesterday doing that. Yeah. I, you know, I, you know, I was raised Catholic and stuff, you know, but I'm not a practicing Catholic, but like, uh, yesterday I was at work and I saw this guy with ashes on his head. I'm like, holy shit. It's Ash Wednesday, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know people actually do that. Oh yeah. You walk around and they put a cross on your head of the ashes is a body of Christ ashes. And that is, that does something. It's like magic or something. It's like Catholic magic. Yeah. I thought it was, uh. And they'll hang you from your hands. I thought they were doing that. Cause like the glare from the sun. I think I'm thinking of baseball. Where they put the. You're thinking of Tom Brady. The eye black. Yeah. It's like that. Same kind of eye black. And then you put John 316 right there, right? Like it's all Tim Tebow style. Yeah. Yeah, man. So happy Ash Wednesday. That means that Easter is right around the corner, right? Like it's in a month, right? I'm counting it down. Yeah. So are you guys going to give up anything for Lent? Is there anything that you would give up? I'm going to give up my belly button Lent for Lent. That's what I'm going to do. Giving up Lent for Lent? What about you, Dan? I'm giving up dudes. No dudes. Finally. No dudes for 40 days. Finally. But that's your favorite thing. How are you going to be able to live? Hey, hey. We got to make sacrifices. We got to make sacrifices. Well, hey, let's take another break and we're going to listen to Rocket Fuel Sex Magic. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. That other song was not that, right? Okay. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. And this is, I had the live version that we bootlegged. You guys didn't know this, but we, or Dan recorded the set and we have been selling. We've actually got to buy our own cars now. If you want to look on the, yeah, if you want to look on the webcam, you'll see exactly what that's been paying for. You know what? We have a- Our studio's pretty good. Pretty nice. We actually have a, we have a caller on the air right now. Yeah. And caller, you are on the air talking to us and Alex Noyce of Falsetto Teeth. What's up? What you want? What's going on, guys? Your old buddy, Brad. Oh, it's Brad. Hey, what's going on, Brad? Hey, you guys talking about Lent? Yeah. Talking about what you gave up. Well, we haven't given up anything yet. We're trying to decide. It's a little early in the evening to be giving stuff up. What are you going to give up for Lent, Brad? Well, I thought about the most appropriate thing for me to give up for Lent. What's that? Diet soda. Diet soda. It's bad for you, right? It's a trick. Aspartame. It's terrible. Yeah. It'll actually make you fatter. I understand. I like inject mainline Diet Coke. That's why I'm like this. So is it like, so it's diet? Injecting saccharine into my eyeballs. Saccharine? Saccharine. Is that even still made? Yeah. Saccharine's not good. Saccharine and aspartame is not good for you, but you should try Stevia packets and you can get them at Trader Joe's. And then take a dildo and put it in your butt cheeks. And heroin's good too. Stevia? Is there anything like the Activia? Like the poop yogurt? That's for the hermaphrodites, man. Are you a hermaphrodite? No. Jamie Lee Curtis, that's her product, right? It's for hermaphrodites. Yeah, yeah. She's suggesting that you eat their yogurt. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Activia. Take a poop. Right? Even if you're a hermaphrodite or not. Film it and then send it back to her. She's asking for that. Mm-hmm. You haven't heard that? You haven't seen that commercial? No. I saw Jamie Lee Curtis though and she was pretty bad. She wants you to make a poop diary. Do you remember her in Trading Places though? You ever see that movie? No. Am I a lot older than you? No, I mean, I know Jamie. Yeah, I've seen many of her movies. I didn't see that one though. Yeah, she looks really nice there. Yeah, well, yeah, because they show her. Yeah, back in the... Back in the day when you're a kid. You get to see like perfect tits like that. They show her nuts. Yeah. And they look good, you know? So, I mean, hermaphrodite or not, I mean, those are some really nice hermaphroditic breasts. Yeah, yeah, they really are. One of the first pornos I ever saw was actually a hermaphrodite fucking a chick, so. Oh, hey. It's kind of hot on so many levels. Where do we go from here? Yeah. Bestiality? I mean, that's just a rough place to start, Brad. I mean, I'm proud and everything. I'm proud of you and everything. I mean, it has the words B-S-T in it. That is a rough place to start. Get it rough like a dog? Are you jacking off right now, Brad? What are you doing, man? See, Alex, Brad likes... You can't expect me not. You don't know Brad because this is your first time here, but Brad likes to call in and like masturbate to the guests. Oh. That's a good fact. Don't talk dirty. I'm flattered. Is there anything that you want to say to get him? Do you want to help him? I think you guys... What's his name again, man? Alex. Have you ever felched someone? Felt someone on the inside? No, I think he's saying felched. Felched. Felched someone? I don't even know what that is. Okay. Felching. Oh, you want to tell him, Brad? Go ahead. Okay, so felching, I believe, is when you cum in someone's asshole and then you take a straw and then you suck out the cum out of the asshole. Yes. That's terrible. I'm glad I didn't know what that was. That's a good answer, man. Thank you. You know my girlfriend's listening to this, right? Yeah. Hey, man. Hey, man. So my dude wants to kind of spice it up, you know what I mean? Nah, it's all good. She's a good sport. You know one of the like... You never spit roasted a girl with a buddy? Jeez. You know, like doing the high fives off each other. I'll just look that one up online. You don't have to tell me. I'm sure I'll get the 411 on that. I like that. Spit roast. Roast. Oh, yeah. I couldn't do that, man. Like, I know people who are down for that, like two guys on one chick, but I wouldn't be able to get hard if there was like another guy in the room. Like, is it just me or would you guys, are you guys like, ah, fuck it, I can get hard? What's he look like? Fuck the same chick. I'd get hard if he was looking into my eyes. Are you talking about like Brad Pitt type looking guy or, you know, Jimmy Kimmel looking guy? For me, it doesn't matter what other... Whatever. Whatever kind of looking guy. I just, I couldn't, I don't think I'd be able to get an erection. But Brad can. Oh, yeah. He's getting an erection thinking about it. I could come in full seconds too. All right. Let's hear it. And go. All right. That's a good one. That's a good boy. Haven't you seen the movie, The Kinsey Report? No, but that's the one about that guy who's all like into studying sexuality, right? Yeah. Liam Neeson. Yeah. And he was in that movie with the wolves in it too recently that me and my girlfriend saw at the Highland Theater. The Great Wolf. Highland Theater. You can watch a movie for three bucks on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. So... You can afford it. Yeah. That's right. Well, Brad... Those raggedy ass fucking chairs. Well, Brad, thanks for calling up and talking about felching and what other things that we hit? Bestiality. Yeah. Spat roasting. Yeah. As I like to pronounce it. Cool. It's a weekly segment that Brad tries to get everybody to question their sexuality. And... I exclamation point my fucking sexuality. Boom. There you go. You did it. All right, then, Brad. Well, we're going to take a break, Brad. Yeah. We're going to take a break. Thanks for calling up. So, you wipe up over there and do whatever you need to do. And we'll be back. We'll be back with Alex Noyce of Falsetto Teeth on the More Music Radio Pod. Listen to this. Tonight at 10 on News Channel 2 on Fox. I'm Don Shipman. Coming up next, we're going to talk about the devastating fire in East Utica. Now, three business owners are left trying to decide if they'll rebuild. Matt? It looks like our weather will get warmer over the next couple of days, but we have to go through a few snow showers first. Your complete forecast, all of the day's news, straight ahead on the Fox Live at News. Fucking mother of shit. The More Music Radio Pod. Hot Skit World Cup. Hello. Hello. Hello. Yeah, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . electric guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo From the same family that dances the sky to the hill in white wearing wings guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Take my rockets, take my wings Take my house and my weaponry All I need is a crowley I'm gonna sign up for the And sing with chemistry guitar solo I found sight, I finally see I found the devil inside of me There's always hope when things seem bleak Just do as you will and do as you please guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Hi, this is David Lieberhardt calling to the radio music pod at 1-800-893-9562 Yeah, welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod. All right. We just heard some falsetto teeth. Yeah, we went and smoked probably like 10 bolts. 10 bolts of some good stuff. Stuff that goes well in bowls. Yeah. You know, like cereal. We smoked our cereal. We had our cereal. Like the Adamo, you know? Right. We're hanging out with Adamo and shit, you know? I'll be like, what are you doing? I'll be eating my cereal, motherfucker. You won't. Get out my motherfucking face. I think we finna go to a rap competition after this and shit, man. I think that's what we finna do. That's my first passion. Yeah. Freestyle, yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit, man. You feeling the flow right now? What, man? Shit. What you think? Hey, I heard that David Lieberhardt bumper you played. Yeah. Just made me think I went to see Oh, yeah, that's right, man. The Adam Papigan show. It was a lot of fun. Do you know David Lieberhardt? Like Tim and Eric Awesome Show? Oh, yeah, yeah. Great job. So he's the black guy with the puppets that sings. Okay. And he's like our patron. Hell, now. Yeah, he's a regular. Yeah, he's like a regular on the More Music Radio pod. Oh, really? And his partner, Adam Papigan, has a show called The Del Talk Show. It's like a public access, like the last public access show, one of the last. And he's just like a diehard public access guy. What's going on, Patrick? Patrick Jones is in the house. You know what, man? I just got to mention, this was the most irritating break we ever taken. It is? So we took a break, and we went to go use the restroom when we come back, and the door to the studio is locked. And we're like pounding on the door, because we figured there's like... My hands bruise from pounding on the door. Dang. Are you okay? He's got rehearsal tomorrow. He may have to practice. We need to get him some ice. He's going to have to cancel that. We got... Our cold beer will work. We got nerve damage over here. We'll get a steak for your eye. No, yeah, yeah. Because he was trying to open the door with his... So we figured out that you guys were downstairs, so we head downstairs right as you guys are heading upstairs. Oh, and the confusion everywhere. And then as soon as we get up here, I get a call from Patrick that he's downstairs, so... Okay, so now he's here. So now I got to run back downstairs and get Patrick. So... I've traveled... I'm sorry. That's a lot. I've traveled a very long distance. I'm sorry, Dan. We're all late. We're all late tonight. Yeah, it's a very... Except Alex Noyce of Falsetto Teeth was on time. Yes. Now finally, now finally we're all here. Now finally we're all here. No, it's been a while. So, uh... If we want to learn to play guitar like Alex, we should play guitar. We should play guitar. We should... Like, how many weekends would it take? Like two? Like two? How many weekends would it take? Two and a half. Because I'm willing to cut out like four weekends. Maybe how long? Like maybe a holiday weekend, a three-day weekend. You probably got to get it. Yeah. Yeah. How many weekends have you been playing? I mean, you got a calculator? It doesn't have weekends. It's just a weekday calculator. I need a weekend calculator. No, did I get that right? Did you go to CalArts? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh. Oh, okay. Now it's all coming together. CalArts people are like... It's a fancy... Magic genius people. ...art school in Valencia, right? Yeah, beautiful Valencia. Yeah. Yeah. Magic mountain. All right. When you go up on top of that big red... Piederman? Yeah, that big red penis thing. You can see CalArts from there, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the other thing to do up there. You can see CalArts from Vipery. Yep. No, I've never... I've never been to the CalArts campus. There's a lot of gang members at Magic Mountain. Is it beautiful? Is it as beautiful as it is? It's gorgeous. That's awesome. It's like Notre Dame on crack. No, but there... No, it looks really pretty ugly. Yeah. But it's... It's a nice place. I mean... It seems like a cool environment. Everybody I hear that goes there is like, oh, well, you guys are amazing. So it's like... Yeah, they got... Good environment to learn in. I lucked out. I got a great teacher. I was in the jazz program, but you can do whatever you want there. Do you know if a D went there? You know a D... A D Balloon Man? Balloon... You ever seen Balloon Base? No, no. Michael Harpell told me about him, though. Yeah. Did he really go there? Making balloon figures and animals? I think he did. I feel like I'm wasting everybody's time if he didn't, but I think he did. I just got a text that said 53 weeks a year. 50... There you go. Yeah. So 53 weekends. That makes sense. Okay. Yeah, whatever. So you've been practicing your math. So I do have to quit my job. It turns out. So, okay. That's no problem. But, yeah, I forgot what I was going to talk about. We're going on all these different tangents. I'm just so excited. Yeah, I know. We got an awesome guest. I was telling Alex during the break that, you know, a lot of people come through Skid Row Studios, and almost every day, man, I hear falsetto teeth mentioned by somebody that's coming through here. Because you talk about the best bands, and like I always say, like, Ninja Academy, you know Ninja Academy, right? Yeah, yeah. Fucking awesome, fucking instrumental. And guess what? You got one up. You just moved up one notch because they don't exist anymore. Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, they do. They're still alive. What's the bass player's name? Joey. Joey, yeah. Yeah. He's doing all sorts of stuff, though, right? He was playing bass in a Ricky Lee Jones band for a while. Oh, really? And you know what? He played on David Letterman, and he put a Mormon sticker on his bass, and I could see the Mormon sticker on David Letterman. That's cool. We were on David Letterman. I always love him for that. Thank you, Joey, from Ninja Academy, for doing that. First time I heard him was with... Hidden. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was a long time ago. He had long hair back then, though. Yeah, we had Frank in a couple weeks ago. He was doing his solo thing. Yeah. Frank was in Hidden. Princess Frank? Yeah, yeah. Princess Frank, yeah. He likes it. He just, like, you know, he likes to be called Princess Frank, so... But, yeah, did Corey go to CalArts, too? Did you bring him out there? Yeah. Yeah, he... What was he doing? He was there a little bit before me, but he studied... I don't know. He was studying tabla mostly, but he did, like, classical percussion. So, like, is everybody who goes to CalArts, are they, like, super genius artistic kids or something? Like... No, I mean... They got to shine or some shit? This boy got to shine. No, most of them are, like, you know... All the ass burgers? Most of them are, like, you know, rotten kids who are, like, you know, flunk out of high school and are like... Oh, really? You know, I'll just be an artist, you know, and so they're rich daddy sons of theirs, so... Oh. That's the majority of it. And then you have some, like, yeah, some really talented people that go through there. But then a lot of them, yeah, it's like a, you know, party school for... Killing time. Yeah. But, you know, I'm not talking down, though. There's a lot of, you know, great people. So, everybody in Falsetto Teeth is a CalArts? Yeah. Jamie went there, too. He studied cello, though. He was cello. Oh, wow, man. Classical cello. That explains it, man. I mean, all you guys are, like, super proficient at your instruments. You know? I'm not talking about the penis or anything. You guys are looking at me like that. I don't know. That's really what I thought. I was confused for a moment. I was like, wait a minute. I know. Brad changed his whole tone. Did I unzip my pants? I forgot to zip on my fly. You got button fly. You got the button fly. Yeah, that's what I was looking for. Oh, man, my button fly. This Victoria is doing a number on me here. Yeah, man. You guys like big jeans? Ever big jeans? I'm wearing big jeans right now. But they fit me. I don't know. I just got diagnosed with hot dog hamburgers. I know that's wrong. You got diagnosed with hot dog hamburgers? I feel terrible. I know there's something wrong with me. I feel terrible for laughing at that. That sounds serious. What are the symptoms of hot dog hamburgers? You're basically just an asshole. You can't excuse to be an asshole. Oh. Oh. I think I got a hot dog, a little, a touch of hot dog hamburgers. And sometimes my, it gets inflamed. You know? It happens. It can be spicy. Charbroiled hot dog. Hamburgers. The bacon wrap. Bacon. I get bacon wrap hot dogs. I got you. Did we play? What are you talking about? Oh, no. I was just thinking, did we play Fuck Ass and the Grease Patrol while we were? Oh, yeah, man. We had a candy time playing. We had a candy time playing in the background a little while ago. That's when I hit a slow jam. I almost had a- We were listening to Rocket Fuel's Sex Magic. This is a good song. I heard it on the radio. Oh, so you were listening on, what were you listening on? You used to fluff the roadies for, uh, for, uh, no. What the? For goddamn, uh- Fluff the roadies. Yeah. That's the lowest job. Yeah, yeah. On the tour bus. You used to do that for, uh, holy shit. Why don't my- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Holy shit, why did my brain go dead right now? Huh. Roadies gotta get love too, you know. Who do we just- Huh? What's going on? For Fuck, Ass, and the Grease Patrol. I don't know. Sorry. I forgot about Fuck, Ass, and the Grease Patrol. Mm. My name, the name totally escaped me for a second. Or as I like to call him, Fat GP. Fat GP. Yeah, that's, that's the one you can tell your, the kids. Yeah. There's no bad word in it. Yeah. I, my favorite band is Fat GP. Yeah. Two A's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, A, so what's going on, Patrick? You just came in. I know. You just came aboard and you're, you're bringing an energy in here. What's going on? I've been getting into knee boarding. Yeah. And, and, and contesting parking tickets. What's knee boarding? Is that riding a skateboard just on your knee? Yes. You were really good at that, man, when we were kids. It's, it's, it's more difficult than it looks. Yeah. Yeah. It's kinda hard to steer, right? Yeah, it's like getting parking tickets. Mm-hmm. It's kinda the same vibe. What? I can test my last parking ticket. I just noticed that I was wrong. God damn it. It was right over here. I'm gonna ask for a hearing too. Yeah. Am I gonna get in trouble? I don't know. No, just tell them that you were wrong. Yeah. You should try to plea bargain, like a parking ticket. You can like confess that you were guilty, see if you can get a lesser charge. Yeah, like. I don't know, maybe that probably. You're fun half my money. Just tell them that you have hot dog hamburger syndrome. Yeah. That's my excuse for everything. I'm, I finally diagnosed. I can keep, like, you know, I get a better, get easier. So what are some of the symptoms, like mustard, a bun? Mustard, and you're just, you don't pay attention to anybody, and you're just focusing on the mustard and the bun. Uh-huh. I mean, people are talking to you. And you're the meat. Yeah. Like, you're the big meat walking around the most important part of the world, right? Yeah, and you keep obsessing on how the bun is made. Uh-huh. And what's in the mustard. Because you're the meat. You have to go in there. Yes, and you're the meat. Who, who diagnosed you? Dr. Retarded. Yeah? Yeah. He's my, he's my doctor. Yeah? That's a weird name. Why? That's a symptom of hot dogs, hamburger syndrome. I think I'm getting, like, hot dogs, hamburgers right now. Why? Because they're so bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. They're bad. It is airborne. It is airborne. So, yeah, look out. It's like that movie Pontypool when you just keep talking and it infects you verbally. That's why we're on a radio show. You guys should be scared of that. I'm scared of hot dog hamburgers disease and you guys are all infected. What's the cure? Relish? There's no cure. Knee boarding. You know, I got a thing I have to do. You have to knee board it? Relentless knee boarding. So, what else has been going on? I haven't seen you in a while. I know. We don't see each other that often. I know. What's going on with that? I don't know. Where you been, man? Why don't you call me? Or Dan. You guys are in Vegas. Yeah, I know. But you should call me and say hi or something, right? Hi. Hey, you haven't talked about Vegas at all. How'd that go? Oh, that was fun, man. I always love Vegas because you get to drink there for free and you get to smoke. But I didn't smoke in Vegas, man. So. Everybody, round of applause for me for not smoking. That was hard. Yeah, bro. I'm going to request a round of applause because that shit was hard. Trying to smoke in a place where they tell you you can do it freely and everywhere. Oh, man. It smelled good. Because usually everywhere. I would imagine it's easier here because everyone's just telling you not to do it all the time. Um. So, it's like. You know, I don't know. I always think I'm going to smoke a cigarette. Like, I always wake up and think like, oh, man, today's the day I'm going to break down and smoke a cigarette, you know? But I don't. And I even dream that. I don't. I smoke a cigarette. So, have you. I wake up in the morning and be like, oh, did I smoke? Oh, no, I didn't. How long has it been? It's only been like two and a half months. So, have you ever replaced it with a new bad habit? Uh, no, not really, man. Like, I don't. I even stopped drinking coffee. You just. You just always beat your girlfriend. You just. Well, that. That just started happening. Twice a day now. That kind of takes the stress out, you know? I'm dealing with my smoking. I did acupuncture. Have you guys ever had that? Yeah. Yeah. I've had that. It's. It's. Like, I'm kind of. I'm really, like, skeptical on that kind of stuff. But, like, it actually. I think it did something. I don't know if it's just because I'm believing in it or. But it actually made me feel a little bit better. I want to start, like, an in acupuncture. Like, uh. Like, place where I can just, like, randomly stab people. It gets kind of freaky, though, because they put the needles, like, in between your eyes and stuff and, like, in your neck. And, uh. Like, sometimes they'll hit, like, an electrical. They get a little electricity thing on there. And, like, and it goes boom. You go, ooh. You know? But the fire and the glass cups I always see on those, those, uh, wacky. Oh, that's called cupping. Cable shows. Yeah, that's called cupping. So they get these cups and they, they heat up the cups so the air in there is, uh, expands. And then when it cools down, it, like, sucks. And then you put the cup, like, on a back, on the back or something. My girlfriend got that done. And she had, like, these leopard spots. Like, these circles. They're like hickeys. Yeah, basically it gives you hickeys all over your body. Yeah, it gives you hickeys. And it's supposed to. So what did it do for her? Um, it made her feel better. Did she say that she felt better? Mm-hmm. Do you think you'd feel extra good if you got acupuncture and you put, had put the cups over the needles? I don't know. And sucked the needles out? I don't know. I did see in the new Karate Kid movie, um, what's his face, um, that one karate guy? Oh. He did that. He whipped his hair back and forth. In that movie, he, the, you're thinking of Willow Smith. Ah. Let's get the Smiths straight. Sorry. I mean, we're talking, uh, the kid. Who was the kid? They, they. They looked in the magic pool of water. And they saw. He did cupping in that movie. Saw Will Smith in there. And they saw him. He did cupping in that movie. He saw his future and he's wearing a space suit and, and another planet. What are you talking about? I don't know. I haven't even told you about hot dog hamburgers. Oh, man. Give the guy a break, man. Come on. Hey, when you first started. Lay off him. Talking about cupping, I was kind of thinking about my nuts for a second. I didn't. Just let him do his thing. Never mind. Hey. It's a sliced alone thing. So, Patrick, what do you think of the Skid Row Studios look now, man? I'm looking nice. I'm looking nice. Looks good in here. And it's Bill Hicks I see in there. You hanging out? Like Bill Hicks? Yeah. Bill Hicks hanging out. Steve Buscemi's right there. We have Hunter S. Thompson. Who's that guy? Charles Bukowski. That's Bukowski, of course. That's Bukowski? Yeah. Jeremy loves Bukowski. That's your man. That's your dude. He looks like an ugly smurf or something. He's got a medium t-shirt. Like he's like. No, but it looks good in here. Showing the pipes. I like it. Hey, we're going to do, I think, a live broadcast in a little bit, right? Yeah, we're going to go. Jake Gallagher from the Jake Gallagher program is doing a battle rap thing over at Mal's Bar. They're on South Hill Street downtown. And we're going to go capture that? Yeah. Oh, shit. And they're going to, you know, battle it out. So, yeah. So, we're going to be going. Oh, yeah. I can't wait. My favorite thing. So, yeah, we're going live on location over there. My favorite thing. White people rapping. All right. Yeah. This is my favorite. Finally. Woo. Yeah, that's going to be fun. That's good. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, what's up? Hey, yo, Alex. You said you want to freestyle, motherfucker. Go for it. Yeah, man. Let's do it. Yeah. Let's get a beat. Let's get a beat. Do some beatboxes. Kick it, Kyle. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, man. That good. Yeah. I can't. I got the. I think I got the hot dog hamburger thing you're talking about. I told you. It's contagious. Hey, well, we got a couple more songs to play. So, we're going to take another break and play these songs, and we'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod. All right. You can do it. You can do it. I believe in you. I believe in you. I don't mean it. Oh. You got the right beat. Hold up. Hold the fuck up. Oh. You got the right beat. The More Music Radio Pod. Broadcasting internationally. Downtown. On. Dancing. On. Skid Row. Dot. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L.! L. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah, welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod. All right. We have landed. We're back on Earth. Welcome. Welcome. Thank you, Alex Noyce. My pleasure. For coming on the More Music Radio Pod. Sorry we couldn't play, but we'll work it out when he starts. That's all right. We'll spit out some jams. Maybe something bad might have happened, I think, if you guys would have played. Because last week when Joe Fraley was in here, we broke his guitar. Yeah. Technically, we broke his guitar. Well, it was a string. It was a string, but it made it broken. Not quite the same thing, yeah. But yeah, you broke it. We broke it. It's your fault. Kind of. I did feel bad about it, too. Because that was the song that I wanted to hear. I wanted to hear Pepper. I like that song. It was off the CD that Dan gave me, and I've been listening to it. And I'm like, man, this is good. That's the song that I wanted to hear. Yeah. Yeah. He had to change. He had to change the tuning. Boom. No. Gone. We broke his guitar. You know? We probably would have broke the sax or something if that would have showed up with the sax and it would have busted. I'm sure some would have broke. Yeah. One of the valves would have got stuck or something, and I'd be like, oh, see? Yeah. Yeah. Sax are sensitive. Yeah. Especially on guitars. So yeah, man. So where can people find Falsetto Teeth? Where can we check you guys out? We got a website. It's falsettoteeth.com. It's F-A-L-S-E-T-T-O-T-E-E-T-H dot com. And we're also on MySpace. Or what am I saying? We are on MySpace, but we're on... We still are, but nobody goes there. We still are, but no one's going to go there. We go there like every three or four months just to go and see. Yeah. Remember when, you know... The good old days. Justin Timberlake is just going to play TV now. Like, radio TV. It's the future of MySpace. Yeah. Justin Timberlake should go and save MySpace. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's collecting a big check for nothing. That guy's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. You can find us on MySpace, too. I think everybody's still on there. Yeah. You know, anyone had a band in, I don't know, 07, 08, whatever. Sometimes I think about all this stuff and I think, like, man, this fucking whole shit is dumb. Like, this whole fucking Facebook MySpace thing is dumb. It's pretty stupid. But then I'm looking... That said, we're on Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. So come and like us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. it, that means that we know that we're doing a good job commenting on stuff. I feel good about myself. And please like our pages too. Like the Falsetto Teeth page just like we did. Did you notice that we liked you guys on Facebook? The Mormons now like Falsetto Teeth. We would like you to please like us in return. I don't keep a tally on it, but I'm sure I will notice. I wish they had a have feelings about button. That'd be good. Like can be too strong a word sometimes. I mean not for Falsetto Teeth. I want an ish button. Yeah, yeah. I met you once button. Joke's probably been on Twitter or something, right? I met you once button for Facebook. You know what? They should have a button that you push on Facebook that it makes you instantly appear at wherever the other person is at and then you can punch them in the face and then boom, pop back. Give it a couple years. We're going to download our stacks in the back for next. Then? I was talking about a time machine last week about we can go back in time and smack people and then jump back into the real time and see their boobs. Yeah, you can't use it for anything relevant. It just needs to be for like real petty shit. Like people not saying thank you when you open a door for them. Just go and shoot them. Just take them out of the equation. Just slam the door in their face instead. Give them a concussion. Forget it. We'll be able to in the future because we'll be able to download ourselves into organic bodies. There we go. If you die, just take the little thing out of the back of your neck and then you go. You have to be rich though. It's a problem. It's always a problem with that kind of thing. That's not hard. There's always going to be a real death, but eventually there just won't be a real death because you can make sure you get the little thing out of the back of your neck. I was reading some sci-fi book. That was also in Invaders from Mars. Remember that movie, Invaders from Mars? I wish I was Pat. He's got it all figured out. We're all going to live for it. No, you don't. Well, thanks Alex for coming to the More Music Radio Pod. I really appreciate it. Please come back and bring the sax player. Bring everybody back. I am the guitar player, but I'll bring the sax player. The bass guitar player. Yeah, and we got shows too. Yeah, yeah. We're playing well, you don't have to come to this. We're playing at K-Sara in Long Beach. Oh, that's a cool place. You guys play there? That's not that far. The ladies have stinky faces over there, if you know what I mean. Just kidding. I'm not kidding. I mean, it's true. It's like a lesbian bar, right? Yes, yes. Is it? Yeah. By lesbians, yes. I thought, okay. K-Sara, that's what it means. Whatever will be, will be. I didn't see any chicks there when I was there, but, you know. Yeah. They're in the bar. Anyways, yeah, we're playing there. Let's go down there and lick it. Lick it, he split. All right. All right, we're, and then we're playing, shit, I need to get my thing together. Okay, we're playing this Wednesday, and then we're playing on Monday the 5th at the Viper Room. All right. We've done that too. We've done that. We've done that. I've never done that. Once in a while. I was like, as long as I don't got, as long as I don't have to pre-sale anything, I'll be down. Make sure they pay your parking too. Don't, do not pay for that fucking parking. Yeah, no. Yeah, right. God, I didn't even think of that. Dude, call them up and tell them, hey, we're not going to show up. That show might not happen now. So, anyways. And free drinks. And free drinks, yeah, right. I'll bring my own beer to the Viper Room. Just light the place on fire if they don't give you your free drinks. Light the curtains on fire. Well, they will definitely get all the money. Mike's in alcohol for you. The sound guys are very particular. Remember that? I'll touch you in the, oh, you're, you destroyed this mic. You spit on it. What a surprise. They're assholes in Hollywood. Yeah. Well, cool, man. But, wait, wait. Okay, sorry. So, we were doing that on the 5th of March, but a really fun show is on the 28th of March. We're playing with Van Exel, who are awesome. They're like old members of Bad Dudes. Oh, cool. Stuff like that. A really good band. And then another really good band called Stupid Man. And we played with last week. They're really good. So, that's at Silver Lake Lounge on March 28th. Oh, cool. I would advise going to that one because the Fiber Room show is probably, it'll be like 12 bucks and it'll kick you out after you listen to us. And anyways, but, you know, come if you want. And then you'll get a ticket for parking in the, not in the permits part. In case someone's listening up in San Francisco, they might catch you where? I don't know. Check our, that might not happen. That might happen on, God, when is it? Check our, check our, it'll be in the middle of March. Check our, our website, falsoteeth.com. Yeah, our boss lives up in, up in San Francisco. So, yeah, you should go check that out. Cool. Yeah, boss. Well, hey, this is the time of the show where Dan tells everybody what's going on this weekend. All right. Take it away, Dan. This weekend, this post, this show will be up on, uh, skidrow.la. Yep. So, while you're listening to this, uh, again, you can go and donate. Mm-hmm. Uh, skidrow.la. What's that? Slash donate. And then, uh, We blew up right now. Yeah, and then on Friday, uh, you can roll down to the, uh, bar, bar of note, which is the, uh, Redwood, and catch, uh, In, Inazuma, who, uh, Oh, cool. who will be playing. There will be a, Japanese punk band. Japanese punk band who will not be having, uh, sassafras, uh, uh, drummer who used to be in their band. Yeah. Tepe went to, back to Japan. Oh, really? Oh, so he's not in sassafras either. No, no. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. You know what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna promote the sassafras show anyway. They got a new drummer and a new guitar player, too. I understand Lucas, uh, is not in the band as well. There's a story behind that. Yeah, I like those stories. Is there anybody you, you hate, Alex, by the way, before we go? You wanna talk shit? Okay. Well, he's had two hours to get to know us, so, uh, yeah. What do you think now? I don't wanna break it to Dan this way, but, uh, no, I like that. No, I can't think of, uh, yeah, yeah. No one that's not obvious, I mean, you know, same person everyone hates, you know? We're just dark and evil and you got the shine. You know, uh, I like to tell the tubbies, you know, the obvious. No, actually, they're not that bad. Oh, yeah. Oprah pisses me off, though. I do check, you find myself watching her channel over so often, yeah, so, anyways, I shouldn't have You check it for Rosie or what, you like to watch Rosie? Oh, Rosie O'Donnell, I hate her. Yeah, okay. A little Rosie. Dude, okay, you should, you're reading my mind. I hate Rosie O'Donnell. There we go. All right. No, but, yeah, uh, but as far as the week goes, uh, you know, Sunday, you should probably wind it down, but drink, make sure you drink in the middle of the day. You can do that at the Thirsty Crow. A couple weeks ago, we had our, our guest, uh, Princess Frank, he'll be, uh, entertaining you throughout the day, uh, over at the Thirsty Crow on Sunset, across from the Silver Lake Lounge where, uh, you guys will be at, Falsetto Teeth will be at. Yes, March 28th. March 28th. Falsetto Teeth, Silver Lake Lounge. But, uh, I'm gonna check that shit out. But, yeah, again, later, later this week, uh, right before we come back on Thursday, Wednesday, uh, Falsetto Teeth will be at Que Sera. Que Sera. Tranny Bar. In Long Beach. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. Yeah, ladies, so if you're, uh, thinking about going the other way, check out Falsetto Teeth. Uh, you know, two birds, one stone. That's gross. Right there. There we go. Meet a nice lady, check out some awesome rock music. There is also something else this weekend. There's the Slab City thing, which is gonna be, that's, like, near the Salton Sea. You can take a bus there. Oh, yeah, that's right. Manhattan Murder Mystery. There's Seasons. And, uh, Seasons, Stab City. Oh, pardon me. Um, who else is playing? That's the three that I remember. There's a couple other ones. Like, that's a good line of a band, seems like. But if you wanna go take a road trip, I guess, we can go check that out. Yeah. What day is that on? That is Saturday, I believe. I don't know. Awesome. Hey, and I also wanna remind people to go and check us out on St. Patrick's Day at the Airliner. We're gonna be playing the Ragfest. That means rock and gamey. Is there a, is that, that's a Skid Row affiliated event. Is that correct? Sure is. We're gonna be doing something... Mmm... Mmm... Mmm... We doing something, we doing a live show or something? Yeah, we're gonna broadcast live from the Ragfest. Hey, look at that. Man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, gaming and bands and chip thrash. Yeah, Mortal Kombat, like, four. Street Fighter, ten. Um, all kinds. Galaga, twenty. Uh-uh. If you know how to play some video games, you know what, go to skidrow.la and check out the flyer that's on there. Yeah, go to the events page. And you'll know exactly who's playing. We got a lot of chip thrash music. We got, uh, Sex Wolf, the Mormons, Dharma Bums, Sketch Monster. Cool School's playing, right? Uh, no, Cool School's not playing, but Wiz Wars is gonna be. Oh, Wiz Wars, yeah, right. Well, they've been on the show, too, but, like, the first time. We got Vert, who did, who wrote the music for, uh, the Contra 4. He's gonna be there. Oh. He's gonna be awesome, man. Very nice. Hell, yeah. So we'll see you there on St. Patrick's Day. And I guess that's it. You got anything else, Dan? No, I just heard Jeremy on the mic. I just want to say thanks again. Uh, Skid Row, thanks to Jeremy and Sonia. Yes, yes. Thank you, guys. And Alex, man. We're on the ship. Thanks again. Thank you, guys. Special thanks to Alex Noyes of Falsetto Teeth for coming in and being on the More Music Radio Pod. And we'll catch you next time with a sax player. I want to hear that. I was looking forward to that. I want to hear it. And also, everybody, my shoes smell really bad. I think it's because of my feet. Ah, wow. Yes. Oh, shit. You gotta get, you got swamp foot. I told you, you got hamburger hot dogs. Does your wife call you swamp foot? Because... If I had a wife, she would. All right, everybody. Thanks for listening to the More Music Radio Pod. We'll catch you next week when we have Aslan Underground coming in. You did it, guys. You did it. Cool. So check that out next week, Thursday, 10 p.m. Pacific time on www.skidrow.la or skidrowstudios.com. Woo! All right. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.