Skid Row NYC announcement, Japan stories, and band history

I'll tell you one fucking thing. I hope we get fucking hotter than shit just to stuff it up them 3,000 fucking people that show up every fucking day. Because if they're the real Chicago fucking fans, they can kiss my fucking ass right downtown and print it. They're really, really behind you around here. My fucking ass. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Go out there and let my fucking players get destroyed every day? And be quiet about it? For the fucking nickel-dime people to show up? The motherfuckers don't even work. That's why they're out at the fucking game. They only go out and get a fucking job and find out what it's like to go out there and earn a fucking living. 85% of the fucking world's working. The other 15 come out here. A fucking playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them motherfuckers. Rip them cocksuckers like the fucking players. Got guys busting their fucking ass and them fucking people too. And that's the Cubs? My fucking ass. They talk about the great fucking support that the players get around here. I haven't seen it this fucking year. The name of the game is hit the ball, catch the ball, and get the fucking job done. Right now, we have more losses than we have wins. The fucking changes that have happened in the Cub organization are multifold. All right. They don't show because we're 5-14. And unfortunately, that's the criteria of them dumb 15 motherfucking percent that come out to date baseball. The other 85% are earning a living. It'll take more than a 5-13 or a 5-14 to destroy the makeup of this club. I guarantee you that. There's some fucking pros out there that want to fucking play this game. But you're... Stuck in a fucking stigma of the fucking Dodgers and the Phillies and the Cardinals and all that sheep shit. All these motherfucking editorials about say and fucking the Philly-itis and all that shit. It's sickening. It's unbelievable. It really is. It's a disheartening fucking situation we're in right now. 5-14 doesn't negate all that work. Got 143 fucking games left. What I'm trying to say is don't rip them fucking guys out there. Rip me. If you want to rip somebody, rip my fucking ass. But don't rip them fucking guys because they're giving everything they can give. But once we hit that fucking groove, it'll flow. And it will flow. The talent's there. I don't know how to make it any clearer to you. I'm frustrated. I'll guarantee I'm frustrated. It'd be different if I walked in this room every day at 8.30 and saw a bunch of guys. It didn't give a shit. They give a shit. And it's a tough National League East. It's a tough National League period. We'll do it live. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live. Fuck it. It's the More Music Radio Pod. Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. On skidrow.la. Fucking thing. Fucking thing sucks. Yeah. Five, four, three. Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's the More Music Radio Pod on skidrowstudios.com. All right. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Welcome, ma, ma, ma, ma. Yeah. Another episode of the More Music Radio Pod. We're hanging out here with our buddy Tony. Tony Bolas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a little red light on your mic there? Yeah. Boom. This thing working? Boom. Boom. Pow, right there. Audio dynamite. Hell yeah. Man, I'm an audio engineer. That was pathetic. He gets paid for this, folks. Tony's just back from Japan. He was out there hanging out with the Japanese. That's true, buddy. So, yeah. To give you a little background, Tony, he's the reason our show sounds like a show. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. There's like an intro, and then there's like stuff. There's like music and all kinds of stuff. And there's people that tell you to call in and do things. Like, he's the one who put this all together. Yeah, he's... I wouldn't say that. I mean, the show's all you guys. I just did a couple little things. No, I'd say that you did all the elements and stuff. That's true, that's true. You know, I did a couple of promos on my garage band and stuff, you know, whatever, but really, like, the meat of the show, the reason why it sounds like a... a radio show is because Tony... Absolutely. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. We were listening to the intro today was... I think that was Mickey Hatcher getting fired from the Angels. Is that... That was his exit meeting? Is that what happened? Well, this guy is upset with the way the fans are. Some kind of, you know, some fans... That's like a clip from 1985. That was the Cubs manager back then, right? Lee Elia? Not familiar. Tony's from Chicago. He's a Chicago Cubs fan. Big Chicago Cubs fan, but that might have been before my time. Yeah. And so he was just talking about how the fans, you know, sometimes fucking suck, you know? Yeah, they do. So, hey, man, it's a fucking big night. I mean, not our fans. Our fans are awesome. We got a lot to talk to our fans about, too, man. There's a lot going on here at Skid Row Studios. Tony just came back from Japan. We got a lot of stories. I think... Are we ready to play some more... some songs right now? Because we got a lot of songs to play, too. We're just, like... We don't really have a guest today other than Tony, and we're going to just, like, talk a bunch of shit and play music, and I got a lot of stuff for you tonight on the More Music Radio Pod. We'll be right back. All right. We've got some news coming up. Wait a minute! How? You got the right bit! How now? How the fuck up? How? You got the right bit! The More Music Radio Pod. Broadcasting internationally from downtown Los Angeles on skidrow.com. Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell. Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman. All the world is waiting for you. And the power to possess. Your shadow's right. Fight for your rights. And the old red, white, and blue. Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman. And now the world is ready for you. And the wonders you can do. Stop the bullet gold. Stop the war with love. Make a life. духов We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Okay, so what do you think? So what do you think, man? Pretty cool, right? I think you got a good show, man. Yeah. It's funny. It's funny. It's colorful. I know. We did not give poor man our number. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry. All right. Well, you have a good night, dude. Are you still there? No, no. Wait a sec. Wait a sec. Don't hang up on me. I'm just one of them. Dan, get your finger off the button, man. Don't hang up on me. Hey, I just want to say. He's trying to. Hey, guy. Hold on a second, man. He's trying to fucking. It's the Chickster. Hey, man. And I'm really happy to call you guys. No, no. Chickster. Oh, it's Chickster. You know, this is the Chickster. It's Uncle Chickster. And I'm very Uncle Chickster. Yes. Oh, yeah. I'm really happy to call you guys. Oh, yeah. Right. Oh, okay. That's all. You guys are terrific. You know that. I love you guys. I love your show. Adam loves your show. Every Saturday morning at 11 o'clock, I get out my smartphone. And let me tell you what I do with that smartphone, man. Sure. First, I pack a bowl. Let me be honest, Chickster. I don't know if you do this or you did this back in the day. First, I'll get up on Saturday morning and I'll pack a bowl of medicine. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. This plant that everybody, you know. No, that's good. Have you ever gotten into, you know, smoking reefer or grass or anything like that? Man, I'll tell you my experience, okay? Okay. I tried some shit one time, okay? Okay. And I said, man, this doesn't work, man. This doesn't work. It doesn't get me high or nothing. I don't believe it. So, you know, I was trying to be big about it. So, I threw it in the bushes, went to a party. You know, I didn't want them to think that I'm a pussy. Yeah. I mean, don't mind my words. So, many times. Were you scared? Were you nervous about doing that? I was scared. I didn't know. Why were you scared? What did you hear about it? Well, you know, I just didn't know. I didn't know if I could handle it, okay? Other people handle it fine. Right. So, but then I see all these naked women. I see these guys smoking it. Right. And I said, oh, man. So, the next time I tried it and I said, ah, this doesn't work. It was supposed to work. And I said, goodbye, goodbye. Next thing you know, I get in the car. I'm driving. I'm driving on the sidewalk, man. Oh, man. I don't know what he put in there. I said, oh, my God. You know, so I pulled over the curb, waited it out. I mean, that was scary. I'm sure it was something else other than the normal stuff. It sounds kind of like the guy put pot. A hot dish or something. He put pot in your weed, probably. Yeah. You don't want to mix your weed with your marijuana, man. It's not a good thing. Never mix grass. What's the rhyme? Don't mix grass with weed. Right. And then because you will be in need of a doctor or something. I don't know. But don't mix your pot with your grass. So, that's what probably happened. You freaked out, you know. That's why you are insane in the membrane every Saturday at 11. No, no, no. It's true. The only thing now that I smoke is grass skirts. You know, I love these Hawaiian girls. But, oh, shoot, my wife might be listening. I can't say that. Do you ever get into eating pussy or anything like that? Your face, does it smell sometimes? Sometimes, you know. You get a little gravy in the beard. You know? Sometimes it does. You know what I mean? Sometimes, like, you know, sometimes I go to the Backass Jackass Club in Tijuana. You know, I sneak out of the house. My wife's asleep. I get out at 3 in the morning. Go down there. You say, hey, you want to come in the back room? See Gina? I say, well, I don't know. My wife finds out. She'll kill me. So, you know, once in a while you try to do a little sneaky thing. Right. And then you just drop a load inadvertently. Exactly. The load will land. It will land somewhere. Let's not even talk about where it lands. But, but, no, I'm kidding. No. I want to talk about next week. You are going to be on the More Music Radio Pod with the rest of the Shapin family. I'd love to come to your show. With Adam and I think Marilyn is your lovely wife, right? We're going to have the Shapin family. No, no, it's the one that you want to tricksy. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're going to bring Trixie in. So, are you excited to be on the More Music Radio Pod next week? I really am, honestly. Oh, man. It's going to be. Right now, I'm a little wet. Right now, I'm a little wet. I'm a little wet. I'm a little wet. I'm a little wet in the crotch. Yeah, we're going to be so fucked up on all kinds of drugs and alcohol. And there's going to be, people are going to have gravy on their face, you know? Oh, that's cool. You know what that means? You know what I mean, Chickster. Gravy on the face. Get some gravy. Is it, you know, you don't mean the stuff that disappears. No. You mean clear gravy or brown gravy? It's like tartar sauce, you know? Oh, yeah, because I like my sauces. I really do. Yeah. Like you like it smelly. I'm a vegetarian, but I still, you know, I like a good steak. I like steak sometimes. Yeah. You know, tofu steak. Get some of that lap fish. You know what I mean? Lap fish. Yeah, I like lap fish. I really do, honestly. Brings back, you know, the young day. We love you, man. We love you, man. Like, it's, I kept missing you, actually, at the last. No, I love you guys. You guys are dynamic. You got a great show. You showed up at the boogie by the river. I adore Jeremy Hansen. Yeah. Chickster, I'm here, man. Jeremy Hansen. Oh, hi, Jeremy. Chickster. Did you know that Jeremy changed his name to Jeremy? Handsome? He's handsome. He is, right? No. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy, man. I thank you, Chickster, for having a show here at Skid Row Studios. Oh, yeah, man. It's amazing. No, seriously. We like you, man. You got some real fans. Just invite me to your wedding, that's all. Okay. Okay. Oh, that'll be great. Yeah, man. No, listen. I'm going to see you next Thursday. What time? Should I come there? Well, the show starts at- 1130. The show, The More Music Radio Pod starts at 10 o'clock. That's going to be like 15 minutes before we get- At 10 o'clock every Thursday night. So next week, it starts at 10 o'clock. So please be here maybe a little bit, like 940 or something. Yeah, that'll be great. That way we could chop up a couple lines and do a little- You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, that'll be- That'll be really nice. Yeah. You know what I mean? I want to see Chicks are drunk. You know, even if I just, you know, inhale high. Yeah. You know, I mean, you know, that's cool. But Chicks, you know, we're having a lot of fun here right now, you know, kind of goofing around, but really, I am excited to have you and Adam and the rest of the Shankman family on The More Music Radio Pod. Oh, that sounds great. Adam is a good friend, and I do enjoy him, and I think he's very- I like his breakfast show, which I went to. I went to a couple of weeks ago. Sure. It was fucking awesome. The kids were- Yeah. And this Sunday, the breakfast show is at the Echo, actually. Dataless is going to be- Yeah, that's right. Wow. That's fancy. It's at the Echo Sunday at 1 o'clock. Dataless is going to be there. Are you going to rock out? Yeah, I'm going to try to, honestly. I'm going to- Yeah. Just, you know, have a good time with it. Well, I can't wait. I think we've only scratched the surface of, you know, our conversation. Sure. And it's going to- I'm really excited to talk to you and Adam. Where's Adam at right now? You're- Chickster, you are- What a lot of people don't know is you are the father of The Adam O and The Adam O Podcast. Yeah, we also want to hear it on Skid Row Studios. I'm very, very proud of my son. Right now, I don't know where he is. I got to tell a story about- I think he was doing a club. I didn't know the name of it, but he said he's doing some club tonight. Mm-hmm. And- Shaking his thang or like what? Shaking his thang. Like showing it or what? No, he wanted to do that. Shaking his money maker. But he decided to be an actor. It's like pulling teeth. You know, sometimes, you know, get him to go to a new club, but tonight he went to a new club. Here we go. Cool. Listen, I want to thank you very much for putting me on the radio. You know, Chickster, Jeremy Hansom says that he wants to say a story. I just want to say that- Sure. There's something that I admire about the Shankman family. Dude, you're so fucked up right now. I'm really fucked up. He's on a really- He's just on a really slurry mic. I'm looking at him in the control room, man. I'm fucked, dude. I'm fucked. Oh, man. Well, it's kind of a celebratory thing. I mean, there's a good mood in the air here at Skid Row Studios right now. There's some shit going down, Chickster. I don't know if you know this, but there's some shit going on. Is there a full moon? We are- Oh, yeah. The wings are spreading like an eagle. It's like majestic. Right. It's beautiful. Right, right. Oh, that's good. The devil is spreading his wings and raising one hoof. Oh, wow. The devil. Speaking of devil, when I get something in the store and it's like $6.66, I got to go buy another item. I'm scared. You got to buy like a- Those numbers. You know, buy like a bubble gum or something. Oh, by the way, by the way, I just want to thank Jeremy and everything. I saw an article today in LA Weekly. LA Weekly, right. We were talking about that. Yeah, if you look on page 75 is where we're talking. It's sensational. I was amazed. LA Weekly. That's fantastic. Yeah. This is the only time I'll even open up an LA Weekly. Usually, I take an LA Weekly and I rip the pages out and I wipe my ass when I take a big shit. Well, that's why it's LA Weekly. But that's just me personally because I play in the Mormons and they have never given us any fucking- I just look at the back pages. Back like three pages. Yeah. I might like masturbate on it and probably like drop a big load. You know the one with the hot fellas. Yeah. I like those pages. But finally, I mean, they're coming on to some fucking cool shit, man, because there's a fucking article in the LA Weekly right now about Skid Row Studios on page 75. All right. Check it out, man. Okay. Listen, no problem. You guys are wonderful and I'm going to see you next Thursday and give my best to Jeremy and everybody else. Thanks, Justin. And I love you. You got a great show and I think you guys are really something else and I'm glad to know you. We're going to have some fun next week, man. Thanks. If you want to see what this guy looks like. Go to the Echo on Sunday. Yeah, Sunday. This Sunday. I'm going to be there, too. Yeah, no problem. And have a great week and thanks for putting me on the radio. Hey, no problem, man. Thanks for calling the More Music Radio Pod. Have a good night. Everybody, Chickster from Chickster's Nest. Bye, Jeremy. Bye, everybody. Bye, Chickster. Bye, guys. Everybody listen to Chickster's Nest on Skid Row.com. Later on, Chickster. Yeah, man. So next week, the Shankman family is going to be here on the More Music Radio Pod. And I don't know if you guys know Adam Shankman, but I mean, he's kind of like a cross between kind of... Yeah. Yeah. He's into like Andy Kaufman and Pee Wee and there's a kind of like a mix like that. He has a kid's show that he does live every Sunday. I think right now it's going on at the Echo. And he's a, you know, I don't know. He had German porn stars on his last show. I like him. For the kids? Yeah. Yeah. That's... German porn stars and they did not shit on each other, which... No? Boom. Did they open up their pussies? These kids need to grow up quick. No. These are hard times. They didn't open up their pussies. Shit ain't going to get easier, by the way. So there's a German porn star in here. No, no. Okay. So no pussies opened. Were any titties? A titty flop. No titties. Titty flop out? No titties? Dude, I'm sure... By the way, I'm sure... These girls were the prudest German porn stars that like to get shit on that I've ever seen. Really? Yeah. Did you offer them to take a big shit on their face? I did do that. And... And they said, no. No. I don't know. Does that work in German? Nein. I don't want to do shit on my face. Fuck you. Ich will not let him see shit in my face. So Jeremy took nine shits on her face. Like, nein. Nein. So hey, man. We're talking about like all this exciting news and stuff that's going on with Skid Row Studios. And we're all kind of having a good time tonight because, as it turns out, there's Skid Row Studios. And we're in LA and there is soon to be in like a month or very soon going to be a Skid Row Studios New York. Skid Row Studios is expanding to New York City. Fuck yeah. It's crazy. And it's fucking... We're bi-coastal, bitches. What the fuck, man? Things are fucking blowing up right now, right? Things are going to continue to blow up, man. And we're going to start the East Coast version of it, you know? Fuck. So let us know what's going on, man. Like, actually, one of the shows on Skid Row got picked up by... Serious Radio, right? Yeah. So the Love Bite. Right. Wow. Is going to be on Serious Radio. All right, man. Fucking awesome. Making the fucking mark. Hell yeah. So the Love Bite's going to be on Serious. When is that going to... Can we talk about it? I mean, are there legal things? I mean, fuck. I don't know. Probably. Are they listening right now? I mean, are they fans? I don't think they're going to listen. How did that happen? I mean, they just called up and they said, hey, look, we're big Love Bite fans. I like to tie up my boyfriend and choke him and then beat his ass. Put things in his ass. Right. Put things in his ass. And jerk off on his face and step on his nuts. And I really love this show. And I program Serious Radio. So can you please let us use the Love Bite because I am such a fucking freak that I love this show, you know? The Love Bite's great. I mean, if you're into bondage and you're into like that kind of kinky stuff, like these chicks are all about it. Like they're very kinky. They talk about it like it's nothing. Right. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I was listening to an episode of the Love Bite and the girl was talking about, like, oh, yeah, I loved it. Like when I slapped you, when I slapped your face and there's in front of a bunch of people that fucking just the look on your face, I loved it. It made my pussy wet, you know? And I'm like, God damn. There's the sub and the dom, man. And the dom has to make the sub like humiliated. Oh, OK. Yeah. That's how it works. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, we're going to start up Skid Row Studios NYC and fucking just start it up over there, man. I think there's a lot of potential over there for really good talent. You know what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You really got to get poor man, man. He's sitting up and doing a fucking stick cam show from his fucking apartment, dude. You know what? We talked to poor man a day ago. We talked to him a day ago. Oh, you talked to him again? Oh, yeah. We talked to him all the time, actually. You know, I was listening to his show and I sent him a message. I've been talking to that guy. Did he call you a lot? Me and poor man got in. Me and poor man. Yeah, we talked to poor man. I call him up and I say, hey, poor man, K-Rock's poor man, how are you doing? What's going on in New York? And like, we kind of got into an argument. He's got a stick cam and a camera out his window. Right, yeah. Because he lives in Soho and he has to pay. What's the rent over there? He's got to pay $2,200 a month and he's, how old is he? Like 65 and he's borrowing money off his parents. Well, we don't want to say how old poor man is. Probably like 64 or something. Yeah. Maybe like 60, 58 or something. He's a nice man, though. He's cool. This is the thing about poor man. He's good. He's good on the air and stuff, but he's a fucking stubborn motherfucker. All of these veteran radio guys are fucked up. Internet radio to this. To them is like a step down. Brian Whitman is totally cool. Who? Brian Whitman is totally cool. Brian Whitman is cool, but check this out. I may or may not be kidding. I have some Brian Whitman stories. I've told Jeremy some Brian Whitman stories. Brian Whitman's a cool dude. Brian Whitman did some work for us. We really appreciate that. Yeah, we like him. And, you know, I don't know, man. People have lives, you know. And sometimes they're kind of weird. These radio people, let me tell you, man. They see the internet radio as. A step down from their career, you know. But the first of all, here's one thing. They got to think about why they're in their careers in the fucking shitters. Because fucking real radio, FM radio, testicle radio is fucking, you know, blocking them from fucking being on any of their stations, you know. The thing about radio is that it's fucking going down, son. It's fucking burning to the fucking ground. It's a fucking. It's a fucking bullshit. Don't tell Lincoln Park that. What can you. The future is here. The future is here. What can you listen to? I don't listen to terrestrial radio these days. If you turn on terrestrial radio. Phil Hendry on AM radio. I'll listen to the Dodger game and Phil Hendry. Honestly. Phil Hendry is even going to internet. And Pacifica radio once in a while when I want to be like all like super left wing and shit. Yeah. And then I'll listen to NPR. More into the tactic and shit. Well, that's NPR. Yeah. With George Benson. It used to be Nick Hawkhart, but he like quit or some shit, you know. But anyway, so that's all I listen to. I listen to Howard on Sirius, you know. So now on my schedule I got to listen to Love Bite now on Sirius. It's Playboy radio. I talk to poor man. Here's the thing. Poor man has not had a radio job in 20 years. Right. Poor man has burnt every bridge that he had available in the radio world. And we're offering him the ability to be on the air on the internet and build up his audience. He wants internet. He says it has to have a radio element too. He wants $6,000 a month. He told us. He said, I'll do it, man. Hey, you know what? It's not like that can't happen if he fucking just like buys into it. Just like everybody else is putting in free time and stuff, you know, just like. And he sells like he has sponsors and stuff. I mean, it's just like you can do a show, have your sponsors. Who cares about your, you know, you can have that, you know, get your sponsors and build it up and make money. He wants us to simulcast on a station in the Inland Empire, an AM station that nobody listens to. Oh, yeah. He likes that station for some reason. I think he owes the guy money. Oh, okay. He's trying to swindle. He's trying to swindle us into a way to pay his fucking debt. Well, you know, hopefully we're going to talk to poor man, though, because. I got his number right here. Yeah, well, I asked him. I talked to him a couple of days ago and I and he said that he can't do it tonight, but maybe next week or the week after he'll call up and stuff. So, yeah, because he's fucking busy. I'd say, dude, just fucking sit him in front of a fucking microphone and fucking, you know, just let him do his thing instead of doing it in his apartment. Just fucking do it at Skid Row, New York City. That is fucking crazy, man. What do you think, Tony? Skid Row, L.A. Now it's in New York. I think it's fucking amazing. The two things that I want to say right now are like, can you tell those guys, like, stop talking in the control room because we can hear it. It's really annoying me. I mean, geez, man, we're trying to do a freaking show. And talk to Chata. No, it's like terrestrial radio's death rattle is car talk, dude. Yeah. Like fucking, you know. Oh, yeah. You listen to fucking NPR like on Sunday. You're like, you want to kill yourself. Yeah. So at least you want to have control over what the fuck you listen to, you know? Yeah. I'd probably be listening to a weekly wrap up on Sunday. Sundays at four o'clock, right? Yeah. On Skid Row Studios. Ken August, man. That's right, man. And yeah, I talked to Ken today. I wanted to. He was going to come in today, but he wasn't feeling good. So maybe in a couple of weeks or something, have him come in and sit. And maybe I told him I was talking to him about Karen Centerfold. And he's very interested in checking that out. Did you notice Karen was mentioned in the L.A. Weekly? That's right. Yeah. Karen was mentioned. And. Because I told the story. By Lane was mentioned. She destroyed Mike by her sheer might. Right. Yeah. I mean, it would have been cool to say what radio show that that happened on. But, you know, whatever. Maybe next article when we get the full page or something, you know, we get like a basic profile or some shit, you know. But anyway, man, we got to play another couple more songs. When we come back to it, we still got to talk to Tony about Japan. And also speaking to Karen Centerfold, I pulled the tape since since we're just hanging out. I pulled the tape of when Karen blew that mic out. I have the whole fiasco and what happened in the break. And when. And you. And Karen kind of had words and stuff. Right. So that's going to be fun, man. And we'll listen to it coming up here on the more music radio pod. We'll be right back. Yeah. All right. Some of the panel's recommendations, but money will be a key factor as to whether or not they'll be implemented. But one thing money can't buy is your mama. She's for free and everybody knows it. Robert Gilmart, News Center 7. Sweet water. The more music radio pod. Hot skin. Real drive. We We do what we do because it's all we know We're born in this world to work like a slave A misguided legend and we've got it in us We fight as we fall, but do we do it? Because of this, because of human beings We all got purpose in life Even if it doesn't feel right So just guess that this life is just a society We're going around, we're running into walls We think it's a sign, it's gotta fight or fall We try to watch out, but I see a conflict We're all just cattle in this game to hate battles We're born in this world to work like a slave A misguided legend and we've got it in us What is the point? Why do we do it? The answer can become the benefit We all got purpose in life Even if it doesn't feel right So just guess that this life is just a society We're born in this world to work like a slave On skidrow.la You're listening to Hey spunky hair kid, you ain't really punk You listen to good Charlotte and other bands that suck Who cares if those bands will lead you to the Ramones? You listen to punk for the right to wear the clothes And when I was a kid they said the same thing to me Back in Green Day we're on MTV That's old school bands before that are ancient Now it's your turn to be the kid that we just met It's a big, big circle, for goodness sake I used to be punk but I forgot the handshake The block is about doing your own thing To share the same opinions Written in the same way as you do it It's a big, big circle, for goodness sake We're born in the regimes Fuck rock is about Not following the crowd Wear a Dickies jacket Don't disagree out loud No one did this before Not in 1984 Fear and recreations for the Civil War No talk ever explained it So it's not Chuck enough Spoken to fraternity with bad boy fluff Just can't stand it For Christ's sake Used to be punk But I forgot the handshake All composers want Way back when We could admit that I'd say amen The only real punks Are at least 40 years old And the music they know Has been bought and sold Real revolution Won't happen if you're out of your fashion Imagine what could happen If we were redirected to that passion Punk isn't dead It's just silly You ain't cool You ain't even chilly Whole thing gives me A huge headache Used to be punk But I forgot the handshake Hi, this is Brian Whitman Doing Top Like Us And you're listening to The More Music Radio Pod At skidrow.la These bitches do a good job I'm gonna record as much as I can Cause All right. Welcome back to the More Music Radio Pod. If you were at the Devo show last week, then that's what you would have heard. Did we just cut out the... We got a new board up. Nick, say hello, man. Hey, what's up, everybody? Okay, homes, check it out. I'm not going to yell at you right now, okay? Okay? Because I know you're new, and it's like, you know, you're volunteering your time and stuff. But I don't know if you heard, but Skid Row Studios is blowing up, dog. You know what I mean? I know, man. So we got to keep it pro. We got to set... We are raising the bar. According to LA Weekly, we are raising the bar for internet radio. And I believe that. It's true. LA Weekly, all of a sudden, I think that they're on to something, you know? I used to drop loads on the paper. But now I think that they really are on to something. Now they know what the fuck they're talking about, okay? So, you know, when we're coming out, you know, whatever, on the roll-in, you know, just kind of fade it out, you know? Let us ride it. You know, you can feel it. You can feel it going on, you know? Is it still playing? Is it still playing? Oh, you stopped it? I stopped it. Okay, forget it. We're going to practice. We're going to practice. Everybody, Nick. Nick. Nick is... We are training people right now to be board ops and stuff. Feel the flow, man. Ride the wave. Here we go. I like Nick, man. We were hanging out last week. Yeah, man. It was fun, man. Did you have fun last week, man? Yeah, I did. Yeah, man. Working at this place is pretty fun. Yeah, we're glad to have you, Nick. I'm just really happy about the news, man. Skid Row, New York City, man. And I'm sure as things come about... I'm so drunk right now. Tony gave me sake. Not compared to Jeremy. You're doing fine. You're doing fine. All right. Jeremy's pretty drunk. I'm all... You know, I'm all like fucking... Oh, no! You know, I'm all like pretty messed up right now. But anyway, man, so talking about that, you know, talking about being like... Oh, Godzilla running around. You were in Japan. You were in that land where they said that in that one movie. That's true. So, yeah. So, like the first... Well, I'll tell you about Japan. What's Japan like, man? It's like here. But, like, there's a bunch of... There's a bunch of, like, people that are all like... But, Ching Chong is Chinese. Don't take this racist. Ching Chong is Chinese. And Japanese is like... Japanese is more like... That's true. That's the main difference, yeah. And then Chinese are more like there's like a billion of us. There's like more smog and shit. Okay. But I have a funny story to tell. When I was in Japan, the first night that I was there, I went to visit Mark in Osaka. It's a little hot there. It's a little hot. And... Whoa, what's that vibrating? So... Is that us, Nick? Nick, what the hell is going on in the control room? Nick, dude, you're fucking me. Everybody, god damn it. Nick, you're fucking me right now. I'm slamming on the... I'm kind of like Karen Centerfold right now. You're boning me, dude. I'm slamming on the tables and stuff. We can't hear you, man. What's wrong, dude? I hear buzzing. Is there... There's like a humming. Okay. I think it's good now. We're okay. So, everything's fine. No, yeah, yeah. The ringing did stop, so we're good. But anyway... So, the story's... Yeah, so in Japan... This is a pretty funny story. So, like, I went to visit my best friend Mark in Osaka or whatever. He's like a big fan of the More Music Radio pod. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Mark. Yeah, man. He's done... He even does one of the bumpers and shit. Yeah, he's done some work for the More Music Radio. He's another guy that helped make it sound like a radio show by helping out with the promos and stuff. So, the first night we get together, we're like hitting it off. Like, we... You know, we grew up together in high school and shit. So, we're just back in high school. Indiana boy. Indiana boy's, right? Drinking our fucking ass off, you know? And he got really, really fucked up. And he, like, fell in the street and, like... Dukes. Yikes. What's humming? What's going on? Is that somebody's personal massager? I see those commercials. Now there's commercials on TV for vibrators. It's really hard for me to remember things, so I'm going to continue. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, yeah. So, he fucking... Like, we got all fucked up. And he, like, fell in the street and, like, twisted his ankle. The first night we hung out together and, like, cracked his ribs. And, like, Mark has, like, a kid and a wife and shit. So, like, he can't be, like, doing what I'm doing or whatever. Right. So, like... So, anyway... He grew up more. But that night... Yeah, that's true. But that night, we recorded a song. Well, after we, like, trashed my hotel room. My hotel room had, like, a loaf of bread in it. And we were just, like, so fucked up that we started to take this loaf of bread apart and, like, throw it against all the walls and shit. And, like, we pretty much destroyed our hotel room without actually having to pay for anything. But, like, just throwing shit everywhere and, like, being crazy. Yeah. Just like the old days. At first, I thought you were going to say you recorded a song with a loaf of bread. And I was like, that's insane. And we recorded this song that I'm going to play with my laptop. Is that ready to go? Yeah, let's hear that. Yeah. What you got? It's a country song, by the way. I enjoy it. Already, I enjoy it. Well, I woke up this morning. With her on my mind. And I just need the bottle and some time. To forget everything that I once knew. The bottle will see that through. Because I drink and I drink and I drink. And I drink and I drink and I drink. And I drink some more. This song's about drinking. I drink to forget my need to drink every day. So I drink and I think about drinking. I drink and go out. I drink. I drink. I drink. So yeah, we got drunk. That's cool. Yeah. So you got drunk and recorded some songs. You recorded an album over there, right? We did like 20 songs and like, basically me and him can only hear like, you know, we could hear them like, I could only play like five songs for people or something, you know? Oh, okay. Yeah. So you made some with explicit lyrics. That's true. Oh, okay. For us, that's pretty explicit. But yeah, man. So what were you doing over there? You were working or? I worked for a week in Tokyo and then I took like a three week vacation basically in Osaka to see my old pal Mark and to drink and hang out and stuff. Do you feel like radiated? Yeah, because there's radiation now. Do you feel taller? How are your balls? Do you feel like you want to stomp a city? Are your balls like hot? Do you want to breathe fire? I kind of feel a little bit like the Toxic Avenger. Are your balls swollen? I'm feeling. First, let's start with the balls because that's the first thing that goes, right? With radiation and swell. You want to check them out for me? No, that's cool. All right. You can just tell me about them. If you'd like to check Tony's balls, 800-893-9562. That's right. If you're a medical professional or a novice, if you would like some experience in the medical field, it'll look good on your resume. I'm sure of it. That's true. So feel free to call in. Thursday, May 17th at 11 o'clock at night on the East Coast, on the West Coast. You know what? We're going to be saying that. We're going to be saying like we're either on the West or the East Coast. You know what? I'm sorry. Very soon. Before I forget, on, was it May 27th? We're playing at the Silver Lake Jubilee. Oh yeah, that's right. We are. The Mormons are playing at Silver Lake Jubilee. I'm not really into self-promotion that much usually, but the reason I'm bringing it up is we have, I have nobody on my guest list. So if you'd like to go to the Silver Lake Jubilee on- Yeah, because I think it's like $15 to get in. Yeah, it's $15. People are bitching at us. So this is like a free ticket. So if you, if you do this tonight, you call in 800-893-9562, you'll be on the guest list. You'll save 15 bucks. You'll see the Mormons. You'll see some pretty good bands. Man, you're a murder mystery. What's the date on that again? That's going to be May 27th. That's going to be a Sunday. Yeah. The Jubilee is like Saturday and Sunday. I'm kind of the guy who tells you when shit happens. Sunday is May 27th. I'm looking, putting in my calendar. Yeah. But so, so feel free to call in and give us your name. And we'll put you on the list. 800-893-9562. And we'll see what's up. Yeah, that's May 26th and 27th. The Jubilee is happening. That's a $30 value on the More Music Radio podcast. If you're saying Sunday, man, I got to go to work the next day. No, you don't fool because it's Memorial Day. All right. So just fucking don't even try to make excuses. And it starts at like noon. So you can go there straight from church. It'll work out just perfect. Right. It's going to be fine. After you went behind the altar. And sucked off Father Jim. And he blew his load on Sunday. Come down. Oh, we got a caller. Oh, hi. Oh, yes. I just heard that I could go to see the Mormons on the 27th and Sunday. Yeah, yeah. Sure. Yeah, we'll go ahead and put you on the list. Go ahead and talk to our phone screener. And we got one more pass available. Cool. I mean, cool. So what's different about Japan than when you compare it to America, the land that we live in? Well. The best land. Well, I got a funny story about that, too. But there's a lot more Asian people there, first of all. Okay, so it's kind of like a culture shock then, right? Because probably nobody speaks English. I don't speak the language. So I had to grunt and groan a lot. I've studied Japanese for one month. So I could order some fucking coffee and some food maybe. But that's about it, you know. You didn't have an app on your iPhone or anything? To translate, sure. But, like, basically you're like, ugh. Kudasai is the most important word in Japanese, right? What's that mean? You can say anything and it means please. So you can go, like, beer kudasai or fucking ramen kudasai. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So it works for, like, almost everything that you want to get. Is the pee-pee dance, like, universal? I'm sure it is, you know. Because that'll work, right? That'll get you to a bathroom. They made that song, like, me Chinese, me play joke, me do pee-pee in your coat. That shit was invented in Japan, just so you know. They did that? Yeah. Wow. This is true. People tell me that when they went to Japan, it was kind of like they step off the plane and it's just, like, a million and a half, like, Japanese people. Nobody speaks English and it's kind of like you're in an alien world and stuff. I think I'd really like it. Like Blade Runner. Like Blade Runner. I think I'd really like it there because, I mean, Tony's used to it because he's kind of like a giant. But, like, I would be taller than, like, everybody. And that's, like, that would be different. Man. Because I'd never have used it. I would love to go to Japan. Hey, you know what, guys? We got a call. Caller, you're on the air on the More Music Radio pod and we're getting drunk right now. All day. Yeah. All day, all night. Who dis? I'm trying to get out the guests. It's Esmeralda. Hey, what's going on, Esmeralda? Hey, guys. The president of the Mormons fan club, Esmeralda. Esmeralda is awesome. How are you guys doing? Getting drunk? We're getting drunk. We're telling stories. Playing some songs. We're just hanging out. We're getting fucked up tonight. We're celebrating the branching out of Skid Row Studios.com. Congratulations. Actually, I noticed that LA Weekly article. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for noticing that. Congratulations. Every year we're going to try to just open up a new headquarters of Skid Row Studios and the next is going to be Afghanistan. Skid Row, Afghanistan. Yeah, look out for Skid Row. You guys should go into Compton. We're going to make a deal with the Taliban and shit, you know? You guys should go to Compton. Hell yeah. Yeah, all right, cool. Skid Row Compton. Compton. Compton. Skid Row Blue Line coming through. So cool. So what's going on? So we got Esmeralda on the guest list. I'll make sure. That's taken care of. Joe and I are planning a show, actually. Oh, yeah? We're going to get Brent Wood to play. Hmm. Brent Wood, like Oogum Boogum and shit, or what? Yes, sir. Wow. I'm glad he's still alive. I've never seen him in concert yet. So Esmeralda is speaking of our old band. Ace player Joe, who's the representative of the Dharma Bums. And what show are you putting together there? Brent Wood. Brent Wood, right? Because people are hearing, and I want to say, it's Brent Wood? Brent Wood. Brent Wood. Okay, so when and where can I see this guy? We actually haven't confirmed the date yet, but we believe it's going to be August 11th at Los Globos. At Los Globos. All right, cool. Cool. Los Globos is on Sunset in like Vendor. Esmeralda, this is Jeremy. Hey, tell everybody about how you made a fake Skid Row Studios press pass. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah. A Wiz Khalifa fucking concert. Wow, that's like an actual musician. Yeah. That's cool. Tell everybody how it happened. How it happened was... What had happened was... What had happened was, it was 420. And I... And I woke up in the morning, and I went online, and I looked to see what the Wiz could do that day. And there was a Wiz Khalifa show, so I tried to get a take, and it was sold out. So then my wheels in my brain started turning, and I decided to try to make a fake press pass. Easy Skid Row's name. Esmeralda, before you go on, don't you know that when you call a radio station, you have to turn your radio or computer down? I've never called before, you guys. Sorry. Turn down your computer. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. What you're saying is first-time caller, long-time listener. If you want to hear yourself, just listen to it on the podcast. Thanks for listening. You'll be able to hear the whole shit. I don't even want to hear it. And if you want people to understand you, you have to talk more like a white person. Oh, no. So if you're like plugging something, well, you can talk some shit, whatever, you know? But then when you're like... Please don't talk like a white person. I'm sick of hearing that shit all day. I would never do that. Where are they playing again? Stomp them. Stomp them. You have to be like... Where are you guys having the Bretton Woods show at? Because I'm a big fan of Bretton Woods. Oh, Bretton Woods. What are they playing? I iron my khakis and stuff to Oogum Boogum. And if you two want me, give me a little sweet talking. If you need me, don't leave me hungry. But if you want me... Okay, sounds great. Thank you very much. And so that's why I'm like... You can tell I'm a fan, so I just want to get on the guest list. Please. What time? Of course. Of course. Well, it hasn't been confirmed yet. But August 11th is looking like the date. August 11th. Bring him on the More Music Radio pod and we can promote it. How about that? Definitely. And we can get a Bretton Woods thing going on. Let's call him. Yeah, let's call him. So go ahead and tell everybody. Oh, not right now. It's too late. People really do win on the More Music Radio pod. You got a free pass to the Silver Lake Jubilee on the 27th. All right. Esmeralda's going to go to the Silver Lake Jubilee on the 27th. We're actually playing at 530 on the Eagle stage. So get there. You know, whatever. That way, you know, get some grub. You know, smoke a couple bowls and, you know, down a couple beers. Do some lines. Shoot up some heroin. Free base cocaine. Smoke a rock. You know, just any time. Piece of pee. Yeah, there's going to be some good acts there. Our buddies in Manhattan Murder and Mystery is going to be there. Yeah, that's right. Who else is playing that, man? There's a lot of fucking people. There's like a pretty popular hipster act. If you look at the poster for the Jubilee. Aloe Black is going to be there. He's been on like Jimmy Fallon. So that's kind of cool. If you look at the poster for the Jubilee, you will see the Mormons. But like, please take out your reading glasses and your magnifying glass. And you'll see us in there somewhere. Just pretend like you're looking for our penis. Yeah. And you'll see our name right there. So you heard it here first, folks. Jubilee is May 26th and 27th. Don't go to the 26th. Hey. Just fuck everybody else. Just go to the 27th and see the fucking Mormons. Woo. All right. Yeah, because we'll be there. All right. We might be coming back from Vegas or something. We've been talking about that the last couple of days. We might go to Vegas and do a mobile unit. You'll never know what we're going to do. Or you know what? We'll just probably be there on Sunday. I wouldn't be surprised. We could go to Vegas and straight lose our shit and just not make the show. It's going to be really hard if we do that, though. It's going to be a turnaround. It's not very likely, but it is a possibility. Because punk rock bowling is going on that weekend. You know? So anyway. Well, anyway, Esmeralda, we're going to get going. We've got to play some songs. We'll see you at the show. We got the More Music Radio pod, too. Has to keep chugging along. We got some good music for you coming up right now. And we'll be back on the More Music Radio pod. We're going to get more drunk. All right. You are listening to the More Music Radio pod from Skid Row Studio in downtown Los Angeles, California. At skidrow.la. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We are back on the More Music Radio pod. Yeah, just kind of faded out a little bit. You know what I mean? It's a cool jam, right? It's Fela. We're listening to some Fela Kuti right now. Yeah. Yeah. Gabada Godo, Gababa Bodo, Godo Bobo is the name of the Fela Kuti song we're listening to right now. It's like working in a new lover. Yeah. Raise it up a little bit. We're going to dance a little bit right now. You know how I like it. Yeah, let's raise it up a little bit. Yeah. All right. Raise it up, man. We're celebrating. It's Skid Row Studios is going to New York. That's all it goes? All right. This is the breakdown. This is where Jeremy's... All right. Let's see the move that Jeremy can do. Let's bring Jeremy in the studio right now. We're going to have some fun tonight, right now. Hey, you know what? If you can feel the groove a little bit better, that's because... Let me get that auxiliary thing right now, because we're going to... Oh. Getting Jeremy in right now. We got Bad Jones in the mix. Hey, you know what? I was reading the LA Weekly article. Even though it didn't mention the More Music Radio pod, I'm not really that pissed. I am pretty pissed, but not that pissed. Every show on Skid Row Studios. But, dude, it's not your fault. That's just what happens to us, man. Nobody recognizes us, whatever we do. The Mormons are cursed by mediocrity. But it's the way it has to be, though. That's just the way it has to be. You know? We are... Because, let me tell you something, man. We are the Mormons band, the Mormons LA punk rock band. And I want to welcome our singer, Patrick, of the Mormons. How long? How long? I love you, man. We've been around for 14 years. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we are... LA's oldest child. Listen, we are the bad news bears of rock and roll. And I'm proud to say that. Yeah? You know, it's like, we are... Even though we don't get recognized and stuff, and the LA Weekly fucking, again, doesn't recognize us. You know? Even that guy, that fucking Bronson guy from the fucking LA Times. Yeah, he's old, though. Yeah. You know, the only reason why that he mentioned us that one time is because... Those guys are faggots. Because all they do is just listen to our music and then, like... Kevin Bronson of the LA Times. Who's that? Tell me what he's all about. He's like this fucking scene beat fucking guy. He's like Buddyhead? He doesn't even work for fucking LA Times anymore because they fucking fired his ass because LA Times got bought out and they fired a bunch of people and shit. So, whatever. So, he's like Buddyhole? He mentioned us one time because Everett Lee did a series of flyers for us when we were doing T-Bowl Tuesdays at Mr. T's Bowl. We did a year and a half. We were booking the show there, and Everett Lee did these really cool fucking themed flyers, and Kevin Bronson liked it, and he's like, well, I guess I got to mention the Mormons, you know, whatever. But doesn't Patrick make all your flyers? We do. No, Patrick is... We do have a network. We have a network of artists. Of people, yeah. Who makes the majority of the art for the Mormons? Patrick Jones. Yeah, Patrick would do the... Yeah, Patrick. I always like your drawings. The overall theme of our band comes from the art of Patrick Jones. You know, in the same way that Ralph Steadman is kind of the eye of Hunter S. Thompson, and he can interpret his paintings. Like, when I look at a Patrick Jones drawing of the Mormons... That's exactly the way I wanted to say it. Yeah, I feel as if it's an interpretation that makes total sense, you know? Like... He's... I mean, as well... I mean, I don't want to speak for him, but... Yeah. He's like... He kind of curated, you know, Everett being our artist for some work. We know a lot of cool artists, you know? The thing is, for the Mormons, though, Patrick Jones, our singer, not only is he the fucking best fucking front man for a band that you could ever have, because he fucking... Okay, I'm in the band, okay? So, like... And I've been playing in the band for 14 years. And you've been in the band since... Since the beginning, yeah. Since the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dyslexics Music and some past episodes of the More Music Radio Pod. Right. That was our first band. And then I joined the band The Nicotines. You heard some of The Nicotines tonight. Circles, I think, was song number three or something. And so the Dyslexics broke up. That was our first band. I was playing in The Nicotines. And I was, like, really, like, kind of bummed out because, like, our band wasn't going. And Patrick was, like, really sad, right? So what bummed you out? I want to understand that. What bummed you out? The band ending or that you guys didn't make it to where you want to be? It's your first band, you know? Okay. It's your first band. Our last show was pretty rough. We were frying on acid for two days straight. Yeah, we were. The last Dyslexics show, we were frying on acid. Yeah, sorry. For my girlfriend. Yeah, and bad things were happening and stuff like that, you know, whatever. But luckily, like, we know a lot of people. And I got to still continue to play music. I played drums in The Nicotines for a few years, you know. So the Dyslexics were done for a while. Was the drums your first instrument? That was my first instrument. Okay, great. So, like, in fact, with the Dyslexics, Patrick said, hey, you know, we need a drummer. We want to start a band. Dan's a dick, so don't ask that guy. Patrick and Jimmy, the bass player of the Mormons right now, he's actually the, he left the band. He joined again. He's in the band right now. And it was actually me, Patrick, and Jimmy, and our friend Jason. He lives up in Oakland. And we were the Dyslexics. In fact, you know what? We've been talking to Jason. I don't know. You know this, right? Yeah, I've been texting him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We might have a Dyslexics reunion show coming up very soon because Jason's going to be coming in June. And I think we're going to try to do a couple practices. Where's Jason right now? He's in Oakland right now. On parole. Okay. You know what? Yeah, man. We got to, and Jason is when he's in town, he's going to come on the More Music Radio pod and we're going to hang out and we're going to tell some stories. The Dyslexics was our baby band, man. And that was when we first started. I didn't know how to play drums, but I lied. And I said, oh, sure, I could do it. Yeah. And then I had some money saved up in the bank. and he said, I'll buy a drum set. Yeah. So that was our first band. It broke up in, what, 1995 or something like that? It started in 92, 93? It was 97, actually. When did you start in a band? Like, when did you officially play in a band? What year? 1992. I think we played our first show. No, first live show was 95. Was it 95? Yeah, we were trying to get together for years before that. I think before that. You know what? Because, like, I was still in high school, and I graduated. Well, you know what? You're right. I think it is 1995. I'm really drunk right now, so. 15, 16? I was 18. Okay. Yeah, Patrick was 16. Actually, before that, we started playing, you know? We always try to do that. Yeah. That's the thing about punk rock. Like, you don't even have to know how to play. You just play punk rock. And then when you mature, you actually learn how to play your instrument. Yeah. That's really cool. How long do you have to play punk rock before you learn your instrument? You know what, man? It just depends how much time you put into it, you know? There's a whole bunch of white lines next to me. I don't know what to do about that. White lines. You can make them go away. That's what kills Donna Summer. I just stick to the green. That's what I like to do. Yeah? Yeah, that's right. That's why I got a rolling rock in my hand right now. Houston. Rolling rock was originally made in Electrobe, Pennsylvania. So, anyway, man, that's the story of the Mormons. That's the story of the Mormons. We were playing in the Nicotines. Patrick was bummed out. I'm like, hey, man, I got these songs. Let's fucking do it. We found Ryan, this really fucking cool, fucking awesome drummer. He played in Madcap. And we were all like friends, all these bands, you know? And it started from there in 1998, man. This story can go on. And, in fact, like in a future More Music Radio pod episode, we're going to have, we're going to try to get all the members of the Mormons in. I think we should do that. 18 people. I don't know if this room could hold 18 people. You know what? I think we can do it. I suggest you do that on an episode of Matt Time Radio. Yeah. Was there other drummers? I think there'll be more. Security, you know? Kicking in the balls and air pulling. Who's, which place is the most? The bass player? The bass player was the one that rotated the most? Bass players and drummers, I think, are the hardest ones to do. When did Dan join the band? Dan joined the band almost four years ago, right? Right before I gave up hope. Yeah. That's how we get our people. I was just about to. That's how we get members of the Mormons. You find them at their lowest point in life. Well, I was just. Right. I was watching the news. I saw David Carradine had like, you know, he, you know, he went to the, he pulled the. The asphyxiation. Yeah. The Michael Hudgens. Yeah. Right. Right. I'm like, that's looking pretty hot right now. And then the phone rang and he's like, you want to play some drums? I'm like, I actually have drums. So I think, fuck it. I was just about to start. I'll not only play them. I got my own. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. So we can fuck it. Here's the thing, man. Like for the last like three and a half years or something, Dan's been in the band and stuff. Like the last three and a half years is actually when we've actually been friends. We've known Dan. Because it's like growing up in the area that we grew up in, um, like, uh, Eagle Rock High School was, it was a central place where we know a lot of people and stuff. And Dan was like one of the, one of the cool drummers, one of the best drummers in high school. And it was Dan, it was Kelly Kusumoto. It was a Fruki, Princess Frank. And uh, there was another guy, Mike Morgan, where like the four really good, like they can do the no effects beats and shit. Like really fucking good. What about the Ninja Academy drummer? Where did he fit in? A Ninja Academy? We met them actually later after we got involved with the Mr. T's Bowl days. And that's after we met 8-Bit. We met 8-Bit in like the year 2000 or something. Well, you'll be before they were 8-Bit. Tony and Andy. Man, it's, it's just been a fucking really good fucking ride, man. Being in this fucking band and just being in the, in the fellowship of, this is sounding really fucking corny, but just being in the fellowship of people that are fucking trying to do some cool shit, you know? Dude, dude. I gotta be honest, like one of the reasons I moved to Los Angeles was because of 8-Bit actually. Yeah? Yeah, because I would, I was living in San Francisco. I believe it, man. And I came down on weekends and the first time I saw 8-Bit was at Blue Bongo Cafe, Little Pedro's Blue Bongo Cafe, man. I'm not, I'm not sure if we mentioned that, but you know, Tony's from 8-Bit, so that's. Yeah. Yeah. And I had the best time of my life. It was a band who just did not give a fuck, you know? And like you guys. Just had the best time and it was a really great, inspiring experience, you know? And it made me think differently about LA, you know? And so that's what made me want to, want to come to Los Angeles. Thanks, Jeremy. I really appreciate that, dude. Yeah, man. Seriously. Is the auxiliary line going on right now, Port? Do you get still paid? Do you still get paid if 8-Bit music sells? Well. Yeah. All right. Fucking love 8-Bit, man. I love 8-Bit. I love 8-Bit. I love 8-Bit. I love 8-Bit. I mean, I know we're on a schedule right now and stuff, but I'm just like fucking- I'll continue that. I'm trying to get Tony paid over here, motherfucker. Yeah, that'd be nice if he got paid, but we didn't. Okay, so don't buy 8-Bit music because he ain't going to get paid. Well, on the internet, we don't get any checks from that shit, that's for sure. Just at shows and whatever. Just email Tony Bolas and buy it from him and he'll go to the post office and send it to you. He's wired into my bank account. I won't give it to anybody else in the band. 8-Bit was on Ninja- Fuck your brother. Listen. 8-Bit was on Ninja Star Records. Ninja Star Records. Ninja Star. Ninja Star Records and their CD came in a fucking fold up Ninja Star. I love that CD. An origami Ninja Star. Yeah. It was fucking like, we fucking love these guys. We had a bromance immediately when we met each other. The Mormons and 8-Bit became like, we were bromance together. So how did you guys meet? At Mr. T's Bowl. Yeah? Mr. T's Bowl is the place. Across the smoky room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How I got to know Vincent Patrick really well was I offered to record your band basically because I liked you guys a lot Right right right mutual that we heard the Brady and Jackass CD. I liked a lot. Oh, man He was very drunk then see that's the thing back like when the Mormons started the the scene at mr T's Bowl was really fucking awesome man. Like there were a lot of bands Yeah, yeah, right. Mr. T's Bowl is a little different now I mean we want to give a shout out to Arlo because Arlo is still doing sound over there at mr. T's Bowl and You know like fucking we still always will have mr. T's Bowl in our heart, you know But like back in the day when mr. T's was really fucking popping off man I don't like in the Darth Vader of like clubs like it's like he used to be good And then there's Brady and Jackass right now in the background If mr. T's like all the shit that was going on there happened like 20 years ago would have been a huge scene probably You know, yeah, but everything's so fucked. We could just blame back if you want Yeah I He's He's He's He's He's He and I'm like, that's fucking 8-bit, dude. The music is 8-bit. Everybody listen to this. This is Tony creating the music. Kelly. Kelly did this? Me and Kelly did this. Okay. Absolutely. Kelly Spacey K of 8-bit. Yeah. Man, I'm feeling really good right now. Me too. It's kind of hard to tell now because the whole 8-bit thing has been so saturated in our culture. But I think when Tony first joined me, 8-bit stuff, you guys were going to be fucking famous. I never heard anything like that. I always felt like 8-bit was very original, actually. It definitely were, but now it's been in everything. 8-bit to me was like, it was kind of like a spoof or a parody of the fucking bling bling fucking ghetto rap fucking kind of shit. And they were like, there were robots coming to planet Earth and fucking seeing how everybody acts and they adapted to it. And the robots became like the biggest fucking rap fucking assholes that you see on TV pretty much. And they were making fun, they were making fun of the whole fucking rap thing. If you want to know how it was created, I think it kind of... Of the shitty rap thing. It kind of went like this. No, no, no. There's good rap, there's good music, and there's bad music. I think Vince knows how it started, Tony. You don't need to tell us how your band started. I want to hear about it. I was there, yeah. It was cool. No, I'm sorry. Never mind. I remember you told me. I'm sorry. I was working for Tony delivering envelopes and shit on this fucking shitty van. Tony would pay me $60 a day to go and deliver fucking things. Yeah. They are. The idea for that band came out of like... Here's the thing. I really want to say... Okay, sorry, dude. Tony's really drunk. Don't do real. Yeah, I'm really drunk. But basically what happened was we were all dicking around with music in high school and I had the idea that I want to make a new form of music. Actually, I want to make a Nintendo cover band and then that Nintendo cover band came out, that famous one. What the fuck are they called? Mini Bosses? Mini Bosses. The Mini Bosses. Oh, I'm sorry. And so we were like, fuck, let's just sample Nintendo and rap over it. So, whatever. That's kind of what came out of that. Dude, I fucking love it, dude. And you guys aren't playing right now, but I mean, we're talking about maybe getting a fucking 8-bit reunion at the fucking new Skid Row Studios in New York. Here's the thing about 8-bit is that in a way, it's somewhat timeless, you know? If 8-bit came out today, it would still be really fun and really good music, you know? Yeah. So, I like that sense about it where it's just timeless because you guys are just having fun. It's fucking fun and partying and not giving a shit. Like, at Mr. T's Bowl, like, everybody would come on stage and everybody was drinking and just having a good time, you know? And it was great. You had that plaque and fucking Mr. T's, the fucking Muriel in the back, you know, remember that? I was there when that was being constructed. Muriel was actually a one-eyed whore that would give $5 blowjobs at Mr. T's Bowl. Yeah. I turned wood. Muriel? How do I say it? I don't know. Well, hey, man. I appreciate it. Thank you, guys. We love you, man. And we love the experience that we've had. I mean, we went on tour together. We fucking had good times and bad times. We were about to kill each other at one point, but I don't think I would have changed it at all, man. That's fucking so much fucking fun, dude. Well, it took us, like, three days to want to kill our bandmates in the van. Yeah. Hey, you know what? Before we go and play another couple songs, like, we were talking about Karen Centerfold. She's even mentioned in the LA Weekly article, Karen Centerfold blowing out a mic and stuff, you know? And, like, I actually wanted, I actually pulled out a couple of these clips. We haven't had a chance to play them, but, like, after, this is what happened, okay? So here she is on there. We were teasing her, and we were kind of not letting her talk and stuff, and so she kind of freaked out. Please let me talk. All right, please let me talk. Do you have a vibrator on? We were teasing her and shit, you know? I'm trying to help you out. And the mic is all buzzing because it's broken. She shouted on it, remember? Oh, is that what that is? Yeah. Okay. It's not the first thing she's blown. Yeah. All right. That sounds like a bad thing. I'm being abducted by aliens right now. She fucking freaks out and breaks the fucking... Hey! Listen, hold on a second. Don't do that shit. Don't do that shit. Don't do that shit. Can I talk? No. Hey, Jeremy, I want to talk to you. All right, you know what? Let's play a couple songs, and we'll be back. We need to do our job with a mic. Yes. She fucking broke the fucking mic, man. And fucking, like, it was... I was freaked out because, like, we've never broken anything over here at Skid Row Studios, you know? And, like, a week before this fucking show, the Jake Gallagher show, they, like, kind of got, like, the spotlight shined down on us because we were fucking around downstairs Yeah, we were kind of on edge that week, so... Yeah. I was, like, fucking kind of freaked out. And, like, Jeremy was upset, man. And, like, Jeremy had a couple of words. Mics are expensive. Yeah. But, like, you know, Karen's... Yeah. It's kind of hard to deal with, you know? So, like, fucking... I just wanted to play this because I've been sitting on it for the last few weeks, and it's, like, fucking Jeremy and Karen Centerfold. Jeremy versus Karen Centerfold. I didn't break that mic. Well, good, then. Fucking who else did? You were the only one fucking screaming on it like an asshole. Hey, he wouldn't... Nobody... Be quiet, man. No shit. Nobody wants to hear your crap. All right, Karen. Oh, they do. Oh, yeah. Everybody wants to hear what the fuck Karen Centerfold's up to. It's fun when you're not breaking stuff, you know? All you have to do is fucking be quiet. I would have delivered a speech to make this fucking station famous. You didn't do it. Well, you broke a mic, and now it's a problem. It's famous now. Patrick's all trying to calm the situation and stuff. All right. So that's what you heard at the fucking... See, I don't even remember that. That's the funny thing. Yeah, and I read it... I was so angry that it fucking blocked out of my psyche, you know? I read about it in the article. I'm like, man, I had to pull that because it was so funny. Jeremy fucking getting pissed off and fucking yelling at Karen Centerfold, you know? But, like, afterwards, it was, like, really cool. Keith Coogan was on that show. Yeah. And, like, fucking... Like, Karen was, like, all pouting in the other room and stuff, and she was, like... She was in the bad kids' room. Everybody look up episode 45 of the More Music Radio pod, and you'll hear the whole shit. You know, the star of Adventures of Babysitting, Toy Soldiers, the Coogan Act. Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's dead. Yeah. Coogan accounts. He wanted to bang Karen Centerfold, actually. Yeah, man. He did. He did, man. You know what? Listen to this. Hold on a second. Okay. Wait a minute. Don't listen to that one because that one doesn't work, but I got another one here. It's actually better. Hold on. Okay, not that one. Hold on a second. You know what? I pulled out a couple of them. And I guess I don't have it right here, but yeah, fucking Keith Coogan was trying to make out with Karen Centerfold. He was making out with her. Yeah, it was cool. I liked it. Wow, man. You know, sometimes people just don't know no better. Why do you get a little thing like this? I don't think you do. She's, like, giving, like, little, like, lovey little chat and shit with Keith Coogan, the star of Adventures of Babysitting. Why do you get a little thing like this? Why do you get a little thing like this? I don't think you do. Where's my beer? Get him a beer. He deserves it. Now, look. Yes. I'll take you to the horse races. You'll feel better after the see me win. Horse races? Oh, yeah. And by that, she means Texas Air. I like how she goes, I'll take you to the horse races. She's like, you know what? Hey, listen. I'm going to take care of this. I'll take you to the horse races, and then you can see me win, and then everything will be okay. Get him a beer. He deserves it. Now, look. I'll take you to the horse races. You'll feel better after the see me win. Horse races? Horse races? Dude, can we get- Is that code for- I'll let you see my vagina. Is that what that means? Dude, we got to cut that up and use that as a drop. She got really horny, and she flopped out her tits afterwards. Remember that? I do. Fuck, man. This is a very sexual lady. She's crazy, man. I do like Karen Centerfold, man. So make sure you keep that and cut that up. We're using that as a next bumper. Yeah. We'll play it on the next one. You know what? We still got a couple more songs to play, and we will be back on the more music radio show. Yeah. All right. See you, ladies. Hi. This is Jim Schwader. You are listening to the more music radio program on Skin Brown. L.A. Yeah. Yeah, bitch. You know what I'm talking about, bitch. 2012. World's going to end. I'm talking about you and me. Me giving you receiving, bitch, in your mouth. Uh, you know that's right, bitch. Give me head. What the fuck am I getting, motherfucker? Give me head. Yeah, bitch. Yeah, that's right, bitch. You understand me? Give me head, stupid whore. Shit. I'm going to get up inside your head in there. You're going to give me head, bitch. Ah, chilling with mouth, ain't no soccer, shin, boo, need to find a yellow skank, to choke on my spoo, walk to Nishinari, where the red lights glow, 10,000 for a fruck, 5,000 for bro, shit, I said, okay, I went inside, my dick was so big, the bitch choked and died, walked out the door, shot the pimp in the head, if I hadn't got head, he'd still be dead, here in Japan, they call me the king, of getting my dick sucked, you know, I'm not going to be dead, all I do is whip it out, and they start running, and in two minutes, yo, I be coming, jizz, in the motherfucking face, and in that moment, yo, I've disgraced the ancestors, and I cold laugh, because you know what I say, bitch, give me head. Give me head. Give me motherfucking head. Give me head. Better give me some motherfucking head. Better give me some head. Better give me some head. Better give me a goddamn bitch. I want head. I want head. I want head. Give me some head. Give me head. I don't want your elbow. I want some fucking head. What the fuck, bitch? Host bitches, cunt women, lend me your ears, your eyes, your nose, and mouth, and I'll finish in your hair. You can keep the bullshit up there, unless you want to grind it down into lube, which you can flavor my tube. Don't show me your boob, I'm not thirsty, but you better be, and better be better than your best friend who made me pee in her oral cavity, because she sucked at sucking. Sucky sucking? What the fuck? You think this is something so lovely, so trite, or so sexual? Shut the fuck up, and stop being so technical. Your rectum hole's too small, and I'd rather have my balls slapping that cum hose that's under your jaw. Doo-doo-doo-doo, then I'll shark on your dog. You smell like a hog. Bitch, suck on my log. Don't make me pry out your teeth with a screwdriver head. Yeah. Damn it. Give me head. Give me head, bitch. Give me head, bitch. Give me head. Give me motherfucking head. Give me head. Uh. What the fuck is this shit I need? I want some head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give me head, bitch. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking start fading out now. Give me head. That's right, motherfucker. That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, all right. We're back. You know what? We got just a little bit of time left, and I just wanted to play this thing. We got a new Inside Current Extra Copy Affair. I don't know if you've heard our hard-hitting reporter, Fuck Ass in the Grease Patrol. They do reports for us, man, and this is a report on the order of POOM. Okay, let's drop that one, and then we will come to this one. All right, cool. Let's listen to this. Fuck yeah. Okay, drop the bad music. Is this shit playing? Hold on. We might have to start it over again. Hold on. Okay, nobody listen to that right now. Hold on. Let's play it. The order of POOM, a neo-super cult that has gained popularity with the hip and happening of Los Angeles. Founded by so-proclaimed flesh sluffers, a group who purposely contract flesh-eating bacteria to attain enlightenment. The order of POOM is said to be responsible for the popularity of Yoshinoya Japanese fast food palaces. The order of first contracted necrotizing vasolatis... By rubbing cat hair and a beef bowl with vegetables on their razor burn. Up to 6,000 times a day. The order of... POOM has also been linked to the rising popularity of zombie walks. A low-brow attempt at revitalizing the accursed flash mob. With a scary twist. Zombie walks are patronizing at best. But take a closer look, and you may find the order within their ranks. POOM heads have no need for special effect makeup. The purpose behind the order of POOM is unclear. A sick fascination with boiled meat, rice, and vegetables. Gone too far? An attempt to overcome germophobia and vanity. Or becoming a real-life EC comic book character. Or possibly just bored youth. Grunting and griming in their chong-tilt. Spaghetti and meatballs gots nothing on them. The most modern television come alive. Within the streets of Los Angeles. Who knows? I don't. Do you? I don't. Do you? Do you? I don't. Who knows? Do you? I don't. Who knows? Oh. Do you? I don't. Do you? Oh. Do you? I don't. Do you? I don't. Do you? I don't. Do you? That was awesome, Patrick. Thank you. Hey, so seriously, Drew Gale, our old bass player, I think he's actually starting a barbershop quartet. That's like for real. That's actually happening. Is that really happening? That's for real. Let me turn my mic on so you guys can hear what I'm saying. Hey, look at that radio happening. Yeah, all right, man. So this, I think you hear that music. Is that me supposed to be? I'm sad. I'm sad, Vince. You're sad? What's going on? I don't want it to end. Yeah, I know. I don't want it to end either, but there's this automated system that it ends right at two hours because we have a lot of shows on Skid Row Studios now. There's a live station running. It's all programmed. It's all specially programmed and mapped out. I'm just too drunk to even consider drinking anymore. So right now we're juggling one station. We're juggling one studio right now. I'm so drunk that I don't know what I should do. We're going to go bi-coastal, and it's going to be super smooth. Yeah, that's right, man. But we should all go to King Eddie's after this. So if you want to see what we're doing and how we stumble down the street, you'll see us at King Eddie's in like five minutes. I will buy everybody drinks. Yeah. So if you go to the bar and you just scream Skid Row dot LA, I bet you I'm almost positive Jeremy would buy you a drink. Yeah. They'll ring the fucking bell. Jeremy likes to buy the whole bar around, and when you do that, they ring the bell. Ring the bell. Ding, ding, ding. So just check that tonight. We gave out free tickets, and we're giving out free drinks. So if you know a show that's doing better than that, go ahead and call them. I had a good time tonight, man. Vince, I got a question. Yeah. What's going on? Can we talk over these songs for the last four minutes? What do you mean? I have four songs on them, or four minutes of songs. You have four minutes of songs? Yeah. Are you plugged in? Absolutely. Can I get that plugged in? Okay. You want to play some songs? Do you guys want to go longer or something? Do you want to have a part two? I mean, I don't. The part two, we could go longer. I don't know. I mean, I don't really need to talk. I could try to edit it. Go. Like, there's nothing really great happening this weekend. If you want to get shit chucked at you, you can hook up with Dwayne Torres. Tony, start playing your tracks. Yeah, play them up. Play them up. All right, let's get out of this. Nicholas, you got to fade out Sonny. Everybody, round of applause for Nicholas. Nicholas. You're getting more and more. You're getting more and more. He's going to be our new board on. New board on. Yeah, Nicholas. Do it. You know, I want to go ahead and boo Nicholas for being less attractive than our old engineer. Yes. But he's still doing a great job. Boo. I did a great job. But anyway, if you want to get like a dodgeball chucked at your head on Saturday, you can go to Drunken Dodgeball Tournament. That's going to be at 3243 San Fernando Road in Los Angeles. Yeah. If you're 11 years old, show up. Yeah, go ahead and check that out. I think, no, actually, I think there's like a Misfits cover band going to be there. Okay. It should be fun. But, you know, I don't know what the hell is going on this weekend. I was a little, I was a little unprepared. I was a little, I got to be, I got to be honest. All this week, I thought I was getting fired. Hey, what's going on this weekend is Skid Row Studios is in the LA Weekly LA People Edition. Check it out. Check it out. We're going, Skid Row Studios is expanding to the East Coast. East Coast. There's going to be a Skid Row in New York City. And Jeremy is moving over there. It's going to take a while. Don't expect anything until around January. But around January, we're going to start fucking turning it up in New York City. I was kind of expecting something like in July. So you might have to. No, no, no, no, no. Let's step it up a little bit. It is very expensive in New York City. Right. I know. Ask poor man. Yeah. Poor man. Poor man. He's getting $25 a day from his, you know, the cam ads. You know what, though? I think poor man would be a really good fit to Skid Row Studios. I wish he would just fucking show down a little bit. Yeah. He can make it. You know what? He can make it back on FM Radio. I'm totally with that guy being on Skid Row, but no one's getting paid more than us. Yeah. We're getting the highest paycheck here. Right. Yeah, that's right. That's the way it goes. Right. Well, you know what? I want to thank Tony Bolas from 8-Bit. Yeah. And our good friend for coming in. And Eliseo, who's been kind of quiet tonight, but he's just. Yeah. Hey, man. Say hi. You didn't say nothing all night. Hi. How's everybody? Yeah. Hey, Eliseo. I'm here. I try. No, dude. He's been holding down some steady drinking. Yeah. He's been doing an impressive job. He's keeping the, you know, the atmosphere. Went from the Tecate to the Modelos. Right away. We'd like to thank Pat Jones and Ann Fuckass and the Grease Patrol. Yeah. You should meet that guy one time. He's pretty cool. Yellow Pumper is part of it. Part of the patrol. Yellow Pumper? Those interviews. That's part of the. He went to. He took community college. He took community college classes to become a reporter. Oh, okay. He's overqualified. Yeah, basically. Yeah, that sucks, man. He burnt himself out. Well, hey, you know what? I just want to thank everybody for coming down tonight and having a good time. I want everybody to subscribe to the More Music Radio Pod on iTunes. And please rate the show. Rate it. Do us a favor and rate it and comment on it because, like, subscribing's cool and we like that. But, like, if you comment and rate it. That's how we actually kind of get it bumped up. Dude, the More Music Radio Pod had Ernest Thomas fucking Raj from What's Happening on their show. On the last episode. That's amazing. Amazing. And it was a fucking brilliant interview, man. That's great. You got to listen to that fucking episode. Honestly, Vince, I want to go ahead and give you props. My dad actually listened to that show and he said you did a really good job. Oh, really? My dad never says anything good about me ever. I never do anything well. But congratulations. Congratulations on your compliment from my father. Fuck you. Thanks, man. Yeah, tell him thank you very much. Raj even said after the show, he's like, hey, watch out for this guy because he pulls things out of you, you know? Did he really say that? Yes, he did. That's the traits of a really good interviewer. And you got the fucking talent, dude. It's good. Thanks, man. Well, I'm really happy to be here. I'm happy for everything that's going on with Skid Row Studios. There's a lot of shit to come, man. You know, we have 15 seconds left in the show. I want to thank Dan. I want to thank Patrick. I want to thank Jeremy and Sonia and Nick and Eliseo and Tony and everybody here at Skid Row Studios. And we'll check you next week when we have the Shankman family on the More Music Radio pod. Good night, everybody. Yeah. Good night, kids. All right. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Thank you.