Ella Darling guest, plus-size sex ed, live orgasms

I am finally learning just exactly how to touch Kali Shabari's titties. That was so much better than the last couple of weeks. Was that good? Yes, gentle. Gentle. Gentle touching. Gentle touching. Yeah, let me try it again. Stevie, if you want to get a picture, I'm doing little slight bongo taps on both titties. I've got my right hand on her left titty, my left hand, wait, right hand on your left titty, my left hand on your right titty. That was hard for me to do. I had to really stop and think about that. No, but, you know, like, they're, you know, they're big, but big doesn't necessarily mean you could, like, you know, be super rough with them. I mean, you know. You know, I almost. So the gentle. Gentle touch. I really appreciate. Not a problem. And I'm learning your titties. And I almost think that the bigger the titties, the more gentle you need to be. Maybe. Because I've, I've got, my titties are, are, are not that big, but they like it rough. You can, like, beat, go ahead, beat my titties, see if you, how hard you can beat them. Yeah, but you're like a masochist. Hold on. Let me get. No, I'm not. Let me take my bra off. Going in, going behind. Let me go get my paddle. I am Ginger Lynn with. Kali Shabari. And. Stevie. Wow. Hello. Hello. Everyone. So energetic for Tuesday afternoon. Stevie. It's always energetic. Titty bongo always gets me excited. Is that what it is? Are you into the titty bongo-ing? Well, I'm, I'm anticipating what, I don't know what she's going to hit your titties with. I don't know either. I'm actually like looking around on the table here in the studio to see what I can hit you with. All right. Oh my God. You took your bra off. Almost. How many bras do you have? I only have one bra. Why is it two different colors? Because I have a little purple. Oh, there's a, is there like a purple strap on it? No, but I'm all hooked up here. What is going on? Ginger's doing that. Like when you're in the car and you have to take your bra off and you don't want anyone to see. Yeah, but it's not, it's not succeeding. Like usually you're supposed to be like. Well, she's caught up somewhere. You undo the snap on your back. You get like the two straps off your arms and you like, you pull it out from under your shirt or over your shirt. Yeah. She's just tangled up. I've done something wrong, Kali. Are you wearing two bras? Or are those two straps? No, I have a tank top on. You have a tank top. I have a tank top. I got it. Oh, I see. It's all twisted up. Oh, you know what? Maybe I have to take my arm out of the tank top to get the bra off. That's so strange. Ginger is wrapped up in the bra. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. Yeah, I have no idea how you put on a bra, Ginger, but. Now I don't know how to get the tank top back on. And now. And now you just have your tits out. Yeah, it just popped out. It's the easiest way sometimes. Let's just get the tits out. Yeah. This is too much work for me. For those of you who are watching the show instead of listening, I mean, you can listen to the show for free and live here. And you must be listening because, you know, you're actually listening to us. You can hear us. You can hear us. But if you are interested in watching the show, you can actually go to skidrosestudios.com and there is a button that says. Did I get taller? Do you live or something like that? Yeah, you can listen. And you can see your tits. And I'm pulling the titties out. Ready? Ready? Ready? Here, I'll do it too. One, two, three. Titties. Mine are in my bra, though. Oh, I'm looking. Wait a minute. That's not right. Go ahead. Smack them around. I don't like hurting people. It doesn't hurt. I'll let you know if it hurts. Okay. Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Ow. Ow. See, I like that. I don't. As she bangs my titties harder and harder. I'm pretending that they're not boobs. I'm pretending. Oh, my God. They're getting so red. What could they be? They could be a butt. Now do the soft rub. And they will be very happy. That they were abused. And then taken care of afterwards. And that is kind of what we're going to be talking about today with our guest in studio. We're going to talk about how to touch a woman. And then if Stevie's lucky, then we'll actually do like, you know, how to touch a man. How to touch a man. Stevie, have you ever been really touched by a woman? Can I flick your nipples? No. Yeah. Ow. Your nipples are like permanently hard. Are they always this hard? They just got hard. They're soft, but they're hard. They're like eraser nipples. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They get like that. Can you sit closer to me? I'm going to show it. Okay. Pulling up that left titty, Kelly Shabari. Now gently touching it with the tip of her finger. And I know she's going to go for it in a minute. Very. Ah! Ah! Maybe I'm meaner than I thought. I think you might be. See, like my boobs, like my nipples are not permanently hard. They're soft. They're permanently soft or they get hard? Let me see. They do get hard. Do they get hard? They do get hard. Oh. All right. So if I run. Now, I want to make sure that I do what you like. Mm-hmm. So if I run my fingers back and forth across. Oh, they're getting hard. Yeah, they do get hard. Okay, they're definitely. I have really, really sensitive nipples. You do? Yeah, they are. They're getting harder and harder and harder and harder and harder. Can I put it in my mouth? You just want to put everything in your mouth. I do. You're just super oral. Sure, I guess. Okay, thank you. I made it sound so like, ugh, she's fine. Yeah, okay. If you must, Ginger, fine. Go ahead. Just suck on my boob. Put it in your mouth, you big nipple whore. You are kind of a nipple whore. I am a nipple whore. Now you're sucking on my left nipple. Uh-oh. Ginger is on your breast really good. But your nipple's hard, so. My nipple's hard. And if you suck on it correctly, right? And it's not like there's, they're boobs, they're nipples. Like there's never a right way or wrong way. There's never. You know, to suck on my tits. But if you do it the right way, I can actually feel it in my clit. Wait, how does that work? It's connected somehow. It's connected? That is so freaking cool. It's somehow like the nerve endings are connected, at least for me. Like when I was a kid, well, okay, when I was younger, let's not say when I was a kid. Come closer to me, baby. When I was younger. There you go. Why, then I'm in the screen, you're not. Well, because my mic, I can't, if I'm not closer to my mic. Why don't I just, hi, everybody. Oh, that works. Hello. I'm very blonde. Well, I just want to make sure. That's because you're blonde. You can be more than me. There you go. So. The side of my hair looks better anyway. No, I used to, when I was younger, I would be able to like just lay in bed and just play with my nipples and actually have an orgasm. Oh. I've heard about women like you and it really works. Women like you. No, I've never met anybody that it really worked. This is your, this one right here, if it's not. No, no, no, no. It's like. Is it wiggly jiggly? It's wiggly jiggly. Wiggly jiggly? My cords are wiggly jiggly. Now, you being the beautiful girl that you are, you did something. You did something wonderful yesterday. You did a. Oh, no, not yesterday. Just over the past few days. Oh, always. Like since our last show. Oh, since our last show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you, Kelly Shabari, are in Jessica Drake's Guide to Wicked Sex Plus Size. Yes. What, can you tell us about that, if anything, at this point? I know it's one of those big, wonderful secrets that we can know a little bit, but. Well, Jessica has this amazing line of sex education videos through Wicked called Jessica Drake's Guide to Wicked Sex. And I've, I've been. I've been wanting to do a plus size sex education video for, gosh, like almost five years. Right. Because it doesn't exist. Like there's a bunch of bloggers that blog about it. And there's some, a couple of books out there about like, you know, size and sexuality. Right. And there's like lots of people talking on Facebook and Twitter and like all sorts of stuff about. And then there's conferences where people speak on panels. There's apparently like, there's a really, I just came across it the other day. There is a conference in Tucson, Tucson or Phoenix, someplace in Arizona, called the Body Love Conference. And it's all about like people of size and like people who are disabled and like, you know, getting more comfortable with your body. Right. So, so that conversation has been going around for a while. Like the whole plus size movement is like a really big one that's been going around for a few years now. And so I had been going around to a couple of different sex ed video companies and saying, hey, I want to do a plus size sex ed video. And every single one of them was like, well, I don't know. We don't want to say the wrong thing and piss off people. What's the wrong thing about plus size? There's nothing wrong about it. Well, no, no, no, not, not that you would say something wrong about it. But if you say, if you phrase things in the wrong way, it might offend. Offend people. Well, yeah. Like if you have a sex ed video that says you can only do this position because you're fat. Right. Okay. Right. Then you would just be an irresponsible company in the first place. Exactly. So, but I think that just in general, it's only like in the past few years where the whole plus size movement has gotten very, very big. Not to, you know. No pun intended. Popular. It's gotten very popular. Right. And it's like hitting mainstream media and like people like, like singers like Adele and comedians like Melissa McCarthy. They're like completely saying, I'm not losing weight and I'm keeping the size that I am. I'm not going to turn into Kirstie Alley and do a bunch of drugs to make, you know, because that was her story. Kirstie Alley. Kirstie Alley. Kirstie Alley. Yeah. Kirstie Alley. Like her story was that the only reason she was slender when she was on Cheers was because she did cocaine the whole time. Oh, okay. Are you serious? And the minute she stopped doing drugs, she, her body naturally got to the size that it was supposed to be, which is a plus size woman. Right. But did she damage anything that didn't allow her body to process? I don't. Anything like this? I think she just naturally. Yeah. I think she just naturally got to like the size that her genetics says that she's supposed to be. If you look back at the 80s, most people were. Yeah. Anybody who's anybody in the 80s. Unnormally thin. They were on the hookers and blow diet. You know, but. I was on that diet for a while. Yes, you were. So. And. The hookers were more expensive than the cocaine though. So it just wasn't, it wasn't cost effective for me. The blow lasts longer apparently. Yeah. The hookers, they leave after a while. The hookers only stay like an hour. Yeah. I know. Why do we know? They're watching that clock. Yeah. And cocaine doesn't watch the clock because they have no eyeballs. Exactly. Anyway. Exactly. So Jessica Drake has this line of sex education videos and she's had them out for the past like three or four years. Anything from, you know, fellatio to anal plasters. To anal play. To anal play for men. To threesomes. Like she has all these different DVDs. Is she involved in the process? Yes. In the sex part of it? Well, she's, she's the educator. So she does the hosting. Okay. So she tells, she walks you through it. She does the narration. She's the voice on the screen. And she's also like the person sitting on the couch between a lot of the exercises and scenes. Are you burping again? Excuse me. I moved my mouth away from the mic and I heard you. These mics are very sensitive. These mics are very sensitive. These mics are very sensitive. These mics are very sensitive. These mics are very sensitive. These mics are very sensitive. These mics are very sensitive mics. They are. Excuse me. I burped. And so I approached her a couple of years ago or like a year and a half ago. And I said, hey, I've gone to all these other companies and nobody seems to be interested. Would you be interested? And she like without hesitation was like, yes, let's do this. And so it's taken about a year and a half since that conversation. But I worked on the script. We did the casting. We have an amazing cast of not only like plus size female performers who do porn. Right. And like the male performers. And we have two male performers that have worked with us in the past. But we also have two plus size couples who are not performers at all. Like real life couples. Oh, that is so cool. And they're not doing any sex scenes because obviously they're not porn performers. Right. But we have them answering questions and doing like relationship exercises and body confidence exercises. What is a body confidence exercise? Well, it's anything that makes you feel more comfortable about your body, whether it's massage or it's looking at yourself in the mirror. Okay. Or touching yourself. Because a lot of people. If they're like uncomfortable with a certain part of their body, that's the part of their body they try to cover up. They don't look at it. Well, yeah. And that works that way no matter what your issue is. So if you're a guy with like big ears, like you're always going to have your hair like covering those ears because you don't want people to see it. Right. And the same thing kind of goes for like plus size people. Like some people are like, yeah, I love my belly. You know, I want to touch it all the time. I want to in my belly. Get in my belly. And some people are that way. And then some people are like, you know what? I really like my belly. I like my boobs and I don't mind showing them off. But like my belly, let's not show them. Is there any way that I can pose me so you don't see my stomach? Okay. Some people are a little just a little bit more unsure. And then some people are more like, yeah, I'm naked and I'm fat, you know, and they're completely owning it. So we had exercises that had to do with that. We had exercises that had to do with. How do they, how do they. Do they get their belly out? Do they get in front of the group? You are going to have to get the movie to find out. Oh, it's a movie. This is the Jessica Drake movie. Yes. This is the educational video. Jessica Drake's guide. To wicked sex. Wicked sex. Plus size. Plus size. And when can we expect this DVD to come out? Okay. So we just finished filming. We just wrapped principal photography over the weekend. And it just looks so amazing. I mean, it's, it's shot. Good for you. With a really, really like with, with the Wicked crew. So it's like everything looks really cinematic. Wicked the studio? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They do some really pretty stuff. You didn't know Jessica Drake was with Wicked? Yeah. I did not know. That's why it's. They've got great. Jessica Drake. I've seen their commercials. Yeah. So. Or their trailers. Everything is just. Everything just looks so gorgeous. And. Good production value. They really spend a lot. Well, yeah. Really gorgeous locations. You know. And, and unfortunately most BBW porn out there is very. I don't want to say amateur, but like it's all gonzo. Right. So if it's gonzo, then it's like the same couch over and over and over. You know. And I think it's the same couch that we used in 1983 when I made my first film. I really do. I know. That thing has got. It could walk on its own. And the scenarios are kind of the same. It's, oh, I'm a girl and oh, I'm looking sexy. Hey, let me take off my clothes. And then, oh, a guy walked into the screen. Let's have sex. Like there's no real story. I like stories. Yeah. And there's no real story to this either. You know, there's because this isn't a feature film. But the way it looks on screen just looks. Everything just looks so gorgeous. Oh, I'm so happy for you. Congratulations. That's fantastic. Will you let us know when it comes out? Yeah. Now it goes into editing. And then we. Then have voiceovers, you know, over. Because we actually offer the hardcore scenes are offered with or without commentary. So that's going to be really funny. Oh. Yeah. Oh, I. Oh, you know what? When it comes out, what we'll do is we'll put it in the MP4 format and we can show clips of it and talk about it on the air. Yeah. Are they closed captioned? No, it's just audio. Just audio. Oh, OK. It's just audio commentary. Kind of like the behind. Like when you watch, when you get like a movie, like when you say when you get Godzilla and then they have all like the behind the scenes. Like, I don't know why I picked Godzilla. But. Because he's a great interview. I saw something. Somebody said if you watch it backwards, it's about a lizard, a huge lizard that builds a, builds a town. There's a town and it goes back into the ocean. Did you see that? No. Oh, OK. But, but like the behind the scenes stuff is like interviews with people. And then you could actually watch the whole movie, like not just Godzilla, but any Hollywood movie out there. You can watch it with commentary. You've never done that, Stevie? I've watched a couple commentaries. I think I got a Ken Russell because I liked Ken Russell. Ken Russell, the director, Ken Russell. I'm in his movie, Whore. You are? Yes. Wait, is that horror? Is that horror or whore? It's whore. W-H-O-R-E. With Teresa Russell. Ken Russell directed it. No, I'm in Whore. Have you seen Whore? No, I've just seen like Salome's last. I love Salome's last dance that he did. What's the lair, lair of the white worm? That's a weird one. That's a really weird one. You can watch any movie now. Nowadays, like any movie from a studio you can watch and then you can watch the movie just by itself. Or you can watch it with commentary. And so while the movie's going on, you can listen to like the director and like the lead actor talking about, oh yeah, in this scene, remember like there was an accident or there was like a storm and it was like 20 degrees below zero. And like they would talk about that. You get the behind the scenes. And if you watch most DVDs, it'll be in the beginning of it. You'll see the beginning. I'll say, you know, to watch or, you know, director's commentary or just, you know, actors commentary or whatever, or just commentary. So a lot of the fanboys will be like, they'll watch the movie first by itself. And then they'll want to know all the behind the scenes, like in like tidbits and information. So then they'll, they'll watch the movie again, but then with the commentary. So they'll have that with everybody within the making this movie. Not everybody, but they'll, they'll choose. I've done several of them on my own for different movies and they're fantastic. But what I really don't want to know about this movie, Kelly Shabari, is because I get a little bit jealous here. Did you get to have an orgasm? Well, the point of porn. Well, okay. So the first question. The first question is, was I in the movie? Like I'm there narrating. Like it's, it's. Oh, I thought, are you in it? Well, it's Jessica Drake's Guide to Wicked Sex plus size, but she's not a plus size woman. What makes somebody plus size? I'm just going to sit here and stare at you. But I mean, what could be considered a plus size? Because if you don't want to, I'm confused because if you don't want to offend people, what is, I mean, how do you say, you know, if you're, if you're this tall and you weigh this much. Well, it's not a BMI. It's not a plus size. BMI is. What's BMI? BMI, body mass index, is such a bad indicator of how healthy somebody is. I mean, you could be anorexically thin and be completely frail. But if you look at the BMI, they're, you know, they might be within that, that healthy range. Whereas like somebody like me, who's five foot seven and over 200 pounds is actually healthy. You're considered plus size. Because I had a friend who was 500 pounds and he was morbidly obese. Right. But that's plus size too. He would be considered plus size. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anything over what society considers. I mean, I think that's what society considers. Mainstream society considers normal, which is, which is a horrible term to use. But anything above that size is considered plus size. So if, and it depends on what grouping you're in. So if you're in fashion, then you could be a size six and you'd be plus size. And still be a plus size. Okay. But as far as mainstream society is concerned, the national average for people, especially women, is I think a size 14 or 16. So I'm actually the national, the national average size. Okay. Size wise, not weight wise. Cause I don't want to do a, Oh, you're over X number of pounds. Therefore you're fat. Okay. It does, you know, cause like Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger was like, you know, like if you look at his height and weight, because even though it was a lot of muscle, he's technically, he would have been obese. Okay. Right. Which is not true because he was super, super healthy. So it's all kind of dazed and confused and fucked up. And it's based on numbers that somebody made up that, okay, if you're this height, you should weigh this much. Right. But that's the MI. That's the BMI. As far as plus size is concerned, the general, the general assumption is like, if you look at somebody and they look fat, then they're plus sized. So, or if they are over a certain dress size or pant size, then they're automatically plus size. Okay. You know, the, you know, so in the movie we use people who are between size 14 and 24. Okay. I don't see, cause I buy, the way I buy clothes, I don't know whether it's 14 or 24. I don't know what size 24 is. Right. When you say that, I'm like, I don't even know what a size zero is. But at the same time, I can't tell you, oh, we use people who are between 170 pounds to 350 pounds because you, because that actually doesn't compute either. Okay. No. I get what you're saying. And Stevie's question was completely honest when he asked you what a plus size was. But if you look at two people who are 350 pounds, two of them could look completely different. Yeah. So it's, it's really just, um, when you, when you read all the articles out there to talk about larger people. Cause you can be big and toned too. Cause there's big guys and they've got muscle, but they're also toned too. So. In terms of plus size, as far as this movie is concerned and society is concerned and fashion is concerned, anything that falls into maybe like a big and tall for men, like big and tall stores, right? That would be mostly plus size guys. Plus size guys. Okay. You know, um, in gay porn, it would be bears and hogs. See, but yeah, that's where it gets confusing. Cause there's muscle bears and then there's bears. Right. But those are all bears. So they all kind of fall into plus size. To plus size. You know who doesn't? Okay. You know who does not fall into the plus size category? Twinks. Twinks are the only ones. Right. What's a twink? A skinny, like 18 year old boy who's got. No muscle tone. No fat. No. And you know who could, who could fit into the, um, the plus size even if you were just going by body weight is I know a lot of girls that are sticks with tits, but their tits, the girls that had their titties done, their titties can wait. You know, 15 pounds each. Yeah. But those aren't plus size girls. No, but they're not. That's what I'm saying is so you really can't go because they may have 30 pounds of tits and, and 140 pounds of body, but they would be considered plus size just because they've got so much extra weight on their tits. Exactly. If you went by weight and by numbers, which is not fair. Right. But the reason. The easiest way to do is like, if you can grab your stomach, like I can grab my stomach. I can grab mine. No, that's not grabbing your stomach. That's no. I mean, that's. I mean, this I'm talking like grabbing like a whole thing like that. That makes you pretty plus sized. Okay. Right. Like, yeah. I mean, you're. No, neither one of you are plus size. You guys can try to grab all you want, but neither one of you guys are plus size. Okay. Okay. All right. Stevie, I think your mic is a little bit far away from your mouth. Oh, so. You can move it closer if you need to. So we. So because Jessica is not a plus size woman, she asked me if I would narrate and host the entire movie. So like. She did like maybe two paragraphs in the beginning introducing because it is her line after all. Right. But then I kind of took over and the rest of the movie is me narrating and hosting it. Okay. So you're not actually actively having sex. I am also in it. Okay. Oh, playing hard to get her. Yeah. No, no. I just wanted to make sure that that was addressed. Right. I don't want people to go, oh, this is a porn film because this isn't a porn film. There are porn scenes that are offered as bonus scenes at the end. Okay. Right. But the film is an educational video. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. and learn different techniques on like how to feel better about their body, become more comfortable about their body. And we do also have position demos on positions that work better if you are a person of size. But at the same time, we kind of go, okay, well, you know, there are plenty of plus size people that are pole dancers, you know, that are super, super flexible. So it doesn't matter. You know, like just because I put out maybe four or five positions in the movie, that's not me saying you can't do all these other positions. Like if you're a plus size girl and you're super flexible and you want to do pile driver all day long, go for it. But at the same time, I know like for me and for a lot of the other plus size girls that I know who are super chesty, pile driver doesn't work for us because it chokes us out. It chokes you out and your knees are pushing on your tits, which are then pushing into your neck. Right, yeah, it's not comfortable at all. We did one movie with a girl named... I don't know if she's still... I think she passed away. Earthquake? I don't know her. And it was called When the Fat Lady Sings. And see, that's the thing though. And that's one of the reasons why I wanted to do this movie is most of the plus size porn out there has been stuff like When the Fat Lady Sings with actors called like Earthquake. I mean, it's so... I'm sure that that's a name she chose for herself. Well, you know, I noticed the guys were a lot meaner on the set. Right, well, and for me, it's kind of... Guys that weren't mean in other films that I'd worked on. Oh, really? Yeah, their attitudes changed a lot. And a lot of the plus size porn that's been out until recently has been extremely degrading and made, you know, fat girls the butt of the joke. Like, it's, you know, we're the... Almost like for sitcoms, we're the comedic relief. They shaved her head. Yeah, exactly. I mean, they shaved her head. And it's like this whole assumption of like fat people don't have super positive and rich sex lives. And we do. You know, and so having something that... And it's shot as beautifully as this movie is. So, yeah, that's the other thing, because they did like a food fight. They brought cake out, had a food fight, and then they hosed each other off in the backyard with a hose. Yeah, that's so typical of what they would have done in the past. That was in the 90s. In the 90s. So this is a really wonderful movie that's going to enlighten people. It's going to open up their eyes. It's going to give you a lot of different new techniques, positions. It's not necessarily any new techniques. It's just, hey, you know what? Maybe they're new to you. Right. It might be new to like the couple in the Midwest who has very vanilla missionary sex. Are they too embarrassed to look? So now this is for them. Right. And they do it with the lights off. And like, you know, she's wearing a T-shirt and he's wearing like a sweatshirt because they don't want to touch each other's bodies because they don't think that each other's bodies are sexy. That's what this movie is for. Could this work for people who are just not comfortable with their bodies, period? Well, this movie is specifically for people of size. It specifically is for plus-size people. I mean, I guess you could use it for anybody with any sort of body issue, but, you know, but then you'd have to translate it to whatever your body issue is. Right. You know, this isn't Jessica Drake's Guide to Wicked Sex, you know, big ear sex. You know, so if you have a big ear issue. But they were anorexic. Like if they went on the other end of the scale, like super skinny people that maybe feel like they're too thin. We don't address that because I don't have any personal experiences in anorexic or bulimic. So I don't want to offer advice or anything. Any sort of like light education about sex for people who are extremely skinny because I don't have that experience. Okay. But I wanted to put out a movie that was specifically for people of size because that's my personal experience. And I've had a really rich and happy sex life, you know, for years. Okay. Did you get to have an orgasm? Because I really want one. That's the answer you want. Well, I'm trying to segue into the... The one that you're going to have. Shabari wand here because I want to have an orgasm and you brought this in for me and I'm so excited to use it. Okay. So here's the point. The thing about porn is porn is to help you create a fantasy in your head, right? We're not here. Like my job isn't to have an orgasm on camera. My job is to put on a really good show and to help the watcher and the viewer and my fan jerk off. That's my job. So... That's why I did mine so poorly because if I didn't get an orgasm, I threw a little hissy fit. I was on one movie set where the director, we were doing the scene and... I said, you know, I didn't get my pussy licked yet. And he said, we don't need that. And I'm like, well, I do. And no, well, we don't need that. And I said, well, then I'm not doing anything else. Unless I get my pussy licked, I am not moving on. I want my pussy licked and I want an orgasm and I want it now. Yeah. And see like my... And then I stopped my foot and went... And I think everybody gets into the business for different reasons. I got in because I wanted to experience a few sexual things that I hadn't yet. Namely doing stuff on camera and being a little bit more confident about my body. And... But for me, every performance is a performance. That's why it's BBW Performer of the Year, not BBW... Orgasmer. Or of the year. Orgasmer. Yeah. And like XRCO has like orgasmic analists and they have all those performances and I never get nominated for those for an obviously good reason. I need to be exposed to more of this kind because when I watch an adult film, I like obviously new wave hookers. I love new hookers. No, that's a... That is an all-time favorite for a lot of people. And Cafe Flash. Another good one. So when do I get my orgasm? That's what I want to know. Okay, so you... So, okay. So this is what you're going to do. You're going to... I've been bringing my... Well... I want to show it. I have been bringing my Shibari wand... Yes. ...for three weeks now. And I haven't gotten the chance to... And you keep using everybody else's freaking toys. Well, I've been waiting and right now I'm sitting here going, did you have an orgasm trying to segue into me coming? Oh. I'm ready now though. Okay, right. So I am going to put you on the Liberator Wanda. The Liberator Wanda. Which is a little wedge pillow thing that has a hole in it for you to put your wand... My Shibari wand in the hole. Which is why it's called the Wanda. And then you can ride it. So it's totally hands-free. Let me show everybody what this looks like before we get on the floor because I'm going to be using the Wanda Liberator. But inside... Inside of it is going to go this beautiful, my favorite color, the purple Shibari wand. What I'm looking at that I think I'm going to love the most about it is it's strong and I need that. And I love that there is no... None of the insides are exposed because I use a lot of... I use oils, I use lubes, I use different things and I've always been afraid that I'm going to get something inside of it and the Shibari wand is perfect. Now let's check this... Whoa. Whoa. All right. There's speed number one. And... Whoa. There's high. All right. My pussy's liking that already. Moving on. Ooh. Pulse. Yeah, there's 10 different vibrations on it. Oh, there are 10? Yeah, 10 different, like... My grandmother had one like this. I don't want to know about your grandmother having one. I don't either. I'm about to orgasm. Okay, the original... I guess the magic wand, right, had only a high and low setting and that's all they had. This has so many more. Not only that, there's no cord. Oh, my God. So you don't have to plug it into the wand. It's completely rechargeable, you know. It's got a good... My hand's vibrating, so... You don't need a battery, so it's good for the environment. Oh. When... So what I'm going to do before I go over there, I'm going to lick the head of it. Ginger's licking the head of her Shibari wand. I'm getting my Shibari wand wet. Getting my spit on it so that I can rub it on my pussy. My voice just dropped in. I'm going to have an orgasm. This is very late night. It is. Late night jazz. Jazz DJ. Can you get that little jazz music going for me there? I'm just kidding. Can you come in and lick my pussy and get it wet? Kelly won't lick my pussy. Yeah, I'm just a waste of lesbian. She's a waste of lesbian. Jenny, get in here and lick my pussy. Come on. I just like titties. No, you're... I don't think you're going to need... No, I'm not either. I just like to fuck with Jenny. That thing's just going to... All right, so I'm going to head over. Kelly, will you join me? Oh, I don't know. Oh, come on. Come on. We've got Elle Darling coming in studio in just a few minutes here. Allow me to get ready because I will reward you and entice you. How about this? I will entice you and stimulate you from above while you are doing the Shibari one from below by exposing my titties. I'm getting the titties. Woo-hoo! Ginger Lynn is getting Kelly Shibari titties right now. I don't have any weird like tank top issues. I can just do this and I can just do... And just pull the bra out. This. This. And my boobs are out. It makes so much more sense. I wore too many tops today. I was in a different mode. Walking over right now. Okay. Somebody's going to have to talk on... Don't worry. Now, Stevie, do you have the cordless mic? Am I hot? Okay, before I get down on the ground... Just checking this. Are we up and on and going? Okay, I've got the Shibari one. That's the Halo. It's the Halo. I'm going to put this into the Liberator, the... Wanda. Wanda. I'm going to put my pussy on it. I'm going to get my pussy wet first. We're going to do karaoke with you because we're sharing a mic. I know. We're sharing a mic. All right, coming down. Now, Stevie, you are going to have to do a little bit of... Once you've got the camera set... Okay. Then I'm going to need you to hold the microphone because there's no way that I can talk and orgasm and hold the microphone at the same time. Okay. I'm going to hold the mic. Oh, Kelly's going to hold the mic. Yeah, you're holding the mic. Okay, I'm passing it over. The Wanda one. Let me get my pussy a little bit. Wet. I'm going to put some of the... The lube. Some gun oil lube on my puss. You're putting what? Gun oil lube? I'm putting gun oil lube onto my pussy. I don't want it to be too slippery, but I'll use the extra as a little lubricant for my arms. No, silicone lubes are great for all sorts of stuff. Oh, yeah. It's good for your hair. Oh, is it? You know that silicone frizz, anti-frizz stuff that you put in your hair? Yeah. You can just use silicone lube. Can I use silicone? You can also use silicone lube for your hair. You can use silicone lube for like, instead of WD-40, like for your door hinges. Really? There's like 60 different other ways of using silicone lube than just for sex. Well, now I know. Okay, I'm coming in. I am going to lift up my shirt. What are you doing? No, no, no, no, not that way. You have to sit the other way. I have to sit what way? You have to turn around. You're sitting the wrong way. Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure, because the Wanda's raised on the back, so you're supposed to put your butt on the raised part. Oh, I would slip off. Okay, let me turn around. I'm readjusting my pussy, turning back around, facing the other way. Oh, this is so fucking hot. I'm so excited. I'm really excited. All right, now I'm going to... I'm going to stroke my back first. Just pull up. Yes, there you go. I kind of want to ride it up and down a little. And I will sit here with you. And I get to play with your titties. Now, you know what I'm... You can. Okay, let me find the right position here. Oh, I have to turn it on first. You have to turn it on. I know, I got so excited. We need to be able to see it on you, too. Wow, you're just going for that whole, like... I'm going for the big one right away. Let me get my pussy, and I'm going to try it. Allow me to move the shirt out of your way. All right. I'm here to help. Should I take the shirt off? No, I'm here to... Well, whatever's comfortable. If you want to take the shirt off, take the shirt off. No. Okay, this is fucking amazing. Okay, what I'm... Oh, fuck me. I know, right? Like, seriously, that thing does zero to 60 on me, so... What I'm doing right now is I've got my feet planted flat on the floor, and the angle of the liberator of the Wanda is fucking amazing. I can grind my clit. It's so sensitive. Maybe... Oh, man. Now I'm sliding my clit up and down, back and forth on the... Wow, your legs are... Your legs are twitching already. This is amazing. And then I'm going to take it one step further, because I'm going to come up around you. I can't hold your titties and do it, maybe? No, you're not. You don't have to hold anything. I'm just going to put them in your face. Are you ready? Yeah. See? So I'm just rubbing my big boobs. I'm almost, like, squishing you. Can you breathe? Yes. Are you sure? Yeah, she can breathe. I can breathe. Kelly's breasts are on Ginger's face. I cannot even see Ginger's face. As you're just writhing on the shibari wand. Oh, yeah, you're twitching. You're twitching so hard right now. Are you going to come, Ginger? I am going to come. Her legs are really stiff right now. I'm going to touch your boobs, too. Oh. She's grinding on the wand. She's grinding on the wand. Her nipples are getting so hard. I like this. She's not even close to the mic, and I can hear her. She's in a t-shirt and no pants and just boobs. Yeah. You have to get off of it. I don't want to get off of it. Ah! Ah! Ah! Fuck me! Isn't that strong? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Whoa! And now I'm still sitting on the wand, and I can feel the halo. I can't think. The halo's just kind of like just tickling your lips, right? It's going. I've got it kind of on my asshole and in my cheek. Did you squirt, or is that just lube? I don't know. I don't know. It's both, probably. It's probably a little of both. This is the best invention ever. I know, right? Oh, my God. The Shibari wand has so much power. And the Liberator wand, what a great team. Well, I love it because, you know, you don't have to use your hands. You can just lay back. You can just sit on it. Just ride it. It's still going. I'm sorry. We've lost her for a second. I guess enjoy it. You don't have to go anywhere. I don't. Yeah, I do. I don't want to. Oh, my God. Kelly Shibari. I'm going to give this back. Okay. I'm a little bit dizzy. I like this. No, I am. I'm really light in the head. I like that because, you know, it's so hard to get a toy to stay in one spot. Where can I get the Liberator Wanda? The Liberator Wanda, you can probably get from most sex toy stores. And if they don't have it, they can order it from Liberator for you. Okay. And then same with the Shibari Wanda. What does that retail for? I do not know about the Wanda. Okay. The Shibari Wanda is like around $60. Okay. What I'm going to say is that I've been using a different product for years. Mine is better. And the Shibari Wanda is by far stronger than the other toy that I used to use. And it's got 10 different. I can't even fucking talk. I just had the best organ. I had the best organ. I had the best organ. I had the best organ. I had the best organ. I had the best organ. I had the best organ. I had the best organ. I had the best organ. And it was one that built up. Anyway, I absolutely love the Shibari Wanda. And I love the Liberator Wanda. So, you know what happens when I come on air? You go Japanese. Your R's and your L's get all mixed up. You can't make any sense. And you just go. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. So, from an educational point of view, what just happened? Why can't she think? Why can't she not form a sentence? Because. Because I'm gingerly. Because she's gingerly. Because she's blonde. Because she's blonde. I'm just waiting for it now. There's going to be, you know, there's going to be like an educational film just for blondes. You know what? I can star in it. Ginger Lynn's Guide. And you can narrate it. Ginger Lynn's Guide to Hot Blonde Sex. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. What do you want to do? I don't know. What do you want to do? I don't know. What do you want to do? Oh, my God. Oh, God. Ella Darling coming in in just a minute. But before that, I want to know, fellas. Are you looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Have you been fantasizing about surprising your lover with an adventurous new toy or adult movie? Well, here's an offer you won't be able to resist. Go to adamandeve.com and for a limited time only, you'll get 50% off just about any item. But that's not all. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. When you select your one item at 50% off, you'll also receive three adult DVDs for a little inspiration plus a free extra. Extra gift. So sensual. We can't mention it on the radio. And to top it all off, we'll even throw in free shipping on your entire order. And no, we are not teasing. So check out adamandeve.com today for the special offer. 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Are you still kind of throbby down there? Feel my throat. It's a little bit wet and clammy and stuff. Oh, yeah. It's a little sweaty. Yeah. No, that was the best orgasm ever. I am Blame It On Ginger, also known as Ginger Lynn. You're listening to us right here on skidrowstudios.com, along with Ginger Lynn. And with my beautiful, my talented, my sexy, my amazing co-host, Miss... Kelly Shabari. Woo, Kelly. And as promised, I told you I've got a beautiful girl in studio for you. And she is. We have the one, the only, Miss Ella Darling. The crowd goes wild. Woo. Ella's so gorgeous. Every time I see her, I'm like... Ah! No, no. It's less ah, and it's more... I am sitting across from these two gorgeous women, and it's... It's just such a sight for sore eyes, especially... Kelly, I've loved you for years. We've had a crush on each other for a while. And just seeing your sexy, adorable face and your little cutesy, nerdy glasses with your little headphones on. You're just... You melt my fucking heart. I love you guys. It's such a pleasure to meet you. You know, it really is. I hunted you down on Twitter. I saw you, and I was just like, oh, my God, you are so fucking beautiful. I want you. I want you in the studio. And I didn't know that you were redhead. I... Yeah, I guess. I'm kind of strawberry blonde. You're strawberry. Some people say redhead. Some say blonde. Some say... The palest, palest skin. Well, oh, you're stunningly beautiful. You've got long... Like a ballerina. ...strawberry blonde hair halfway down your back. What color are your eyes? Uh, kind of greenish, grayish. And I think they change sometimes. You tell me. What do you think? I'm looking... From here, they look like they're just what I call fuck you green. Yeah, I like that. I'll take that. When I get horny, my eyes... I have... My eyes change. ...the color too. I go from gray to blue to green. When I'm horny or I'm angry, they're green. Your eyes are green right now and you don't seem like you're angry. I'm not angry. I'm actually pretty chill. But that would be a very dangerous thing to mix up. Like, I think you're horny. Oh, shit. Nope, nope, nope. No, no. Got it wrong. Ella, darling, now, are you... a construction worker? Wait, it's an A, B... Stevie, we're gonna guess what Ella does for a living. Is Ella in construction? Okay. Does she man the Slurpee machine at the 7-Eleven? Okay. Is she a podiatrist? Okay. Do you know what a podiatrist is? Is that feet, right? Who's a foot doctor? A foot doctor. Yes. Or is she a cunnilinger? I would not say that. Wouldn't it just be a cunning linguist? Yeah, but I couldn't pronounce it. I'm still coming off my orgasmic high. Oh. I think... Oh, she's... Okay, Ella... Ella, darling, is... Slurpee worker. She's making her arms into, like, the bodybuilders. Showing off her guns. I was wrong. She's a construction worker. She's a construction worker. She's actually a rocket scientist. Hold on. That's why she's wearing a rocket on a chain around her neck. Stevie? Yes? What is this? You got the answer wrong. I got it wrong. She is not a construction worker, but I like the answer, so I'm gonna give you a cowbell. Yes, I won. Good job. I would like to see... She constructs scenes. Yeah, she constructs scenes. Yeah. You construct scenes? Yeah, with lovely ladies whose vaginas I lick very thoroughly. Are you a pussy licker? I'm such a pussy licker. So am I. I love it. I fucking love it. Isn't it one of the best things in the world to lick pussy? It's just delightful. It's so good. It's so joyous. There's really, like... People ask me why I don't do boy-girl porn, and it's like, why would I fucking want to? There's acres of pussy that I haven't licked in this entire year. See, this is acres. This is like the great, like, universal balance, right? Yeah, because she can lick all the acres. Well, because there are people like me who are, like, waist-up lesbians and like titties and like making out with girls, but I'm not really into the vag. Yeah, me neither. But I love... I am a big... Stevie's a waist-up lesbian, too. Right? Yeah, we're both waist-up lesbians. And I love worshiping cocks and balls and, like, all of that. Me, too. And on the other hand, there are lovely ladies like Ella Darling who are all about the pussy licking. And so the universe is balanced. Yeah. And we applaud you. And then you've got this... Woo! Ella. Thank you. And then you've got Ginger Lynn who just doesn't do anything. Wait, so you don't do anything? You do everything. I do everything. I do everything. I love... She's the upper 40 and the lower 40. Yes. And every week she tries to get in my pants, and every week I'm like, no, but let's play with yours. Do you know what I got today, though? I got this nipple, the left nipple. You got the boobies. Watch what I... Let me reenact it. Just after... It's a recreation. If you missed this earlier, I don't know if you're listening. I started off with little bingo bongo beads. Bingo bongos? Bingo bongos. Ever so lightly because I realized that I can be very aggressive, and Kelly doesn't like it. I'm not a masochist. She doesn't like it that way. So I do a little bit of bingo bonging, then my pinky through my main finger. And as I'm doing this, her nipple's getting harder and harder. Damn. You see that happen? Before our eyes. It's like right before our eyes. I have really good sensitive nipples. They're very well behaved. I get to go in and... Ah! That was Kelly. That's not the appropriate response. Yeah, that wasn't the appropriate... It should have been more like... Wait a minute. Let me try it again. Try again. Maybe I did it wrong. Hum! Ah! Yeah, there's no biting off my tits. For Kelly's breasts. Are you Pac-Man? I am. I'm Pac-Man and your tit gets my new move. Oh, no. Where's the ghost? Wait, the ghost is going to come out of her... Uh-oh. Well, Pac-Man had ghosts, didn't it? And cherries and... And cherries and stuff. And cherries and stuff. Things that... Ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. It made that funky noise. I'm licking titty over here. I know. And all Stevie's talking about is Pac-Man and cherries. Oh, I had an 80s flashback. Oh, yeah. You can tell that Stevie is not interested in the girl titties at all. No, I was totally... I was totally into it. Into Pac-Man. We'll talk about boys later, Stevie. We'll get that... We'll get into that later. So, Ella Darling, you only do girls on film because there are acres and acres of just... I agree. Untapped vagina. And even if it has been tapped, not by you. A little tapped. Yeah, exactly. Not by you. And there's always something about your first time with that pussy. Have you ever... How long have you been in porn? Four years. A little over four years, actually. And have you ever, during that period of time, gotten a on-film pussy virgin? Someone who's never done a girl before? I have not, I don't believe. But I have in my personal life. Because ever since I was a teenager... Right. My girlfriends would always... Confide to me that if I was a lesbian, I would totally want you to be the chick that I fucked. And I'm like... I can see that. We can arrange that. Yeah. It's so easy. It's really not complicated. And so I've had the honor of popping a few girl cherries in that way, which, you know, is always exciting and fun. Yeah. So, you know, it's always... That's not like a hymen pop, is it? No, not necessarily. Not the way that... Stevie is for sure. No, not at all. Stevie's more curious than usual today. You really are curious. You have all sorts of questions, but the questions are kind of odd. Well, that's... Stevie's kind of odd. Acres of pussy. I'm just trying to imagine. That's okay. There's no stupid question. Because these are first-time girl experiences. My friend popped her cherry riding a horse. So I'm curious if... It's different for girls. But I think, Stevie, I think the term popping your cherry is not the same as breaking your hymen. Yeah, I think you're confusing the two. Popping your cherry is actually just a term. Like losing your virginity. It's an idiom. Yeah. Put it this way. It's not an actual thing that happens. Like there's no cherry that gets popped. Like you don't have a hymen that's not... Popping your cherry is like... It's a pop culture version of saying I lost my virginity. Okay. That's all it is. Right. It's a whole different thing. Now, on my birthday, my birthday was December 14th. I had sex with a girl that had never been with a woman before in her life. Isn't that pretty? I went blue this time. We're talking nail polish. About my nail polish. So I get this girl and I'm thinking, I don't know how it's been for you, Ella, darling, when you're with a girl for the first time, but usually they're a little tentative. They don't know quite what they're doing and you have to guide them. So what I did was this girl and I had been flirting over the phone for months and months and months. I flew to Atlantic City for a convention. She was there. And she came to my hotel room. And what I did was I brought her in the door. I put a blindfold on her immediately. Took all of her clothes off while she was standing there with a blindfold on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. onto her knees and guided her head toward the inside of my thighs and I told her to kiss me here now bite it I want you to keep going further and further and further get closer I want you to take a deep breath you're gonna breathe in you're gonna smell my pussy you're gonna breathe back out and feel your warm breath on my pussy and I guided her all the way into licking my pussy and my taint down to my asshole back up I said now I want you to take your hands and slide them up my belly I want you to scratch them back down go up towards my titties you're gonna take both hands onto one tit and I literally because she was blindfolded it would it added a whole new element to it so just giving you a little heads up that I have I have goosebumps right now thinking about it and Ella's sitting there oh my god that sounds so incredibly sexy it was and and the but then it got so fucking hot at the end I ended up with my foot and she goes let me put my toe in your pussy I'm like okay so she puts her toe in my pussy let me put my toe in your pussy so I put my toe in and then I got two in and then I put a lot more lube and I'm looking and you know that look when you're not even paying I'm not looking at her pussy she's not looking at my foot I'm just looking into her eyes and I'm going in and out with my foot a little bit further a little bit further a little bit further I have pictures they're not oh shoot they're at home they're on you're going to have to post them on no they're not in there I'll have to post them I'll have to post them oh okay yeah absolutely hook her up baby we were talking about like say like say I was going to go eat a pussy like you know we're going to post them we're going to rip the top this is exactly hold on this is exactly how inexperienced Stevie is when it comes to vagina because he's like uh a pussy not eating a pussy like you're going to eat a peach it's like no it's eating pussy there's no uh it's just eating pussy I'm not even reading that I'm saying uh it's like my mom when she talks about the pot or the google eating a pussy it's like you add the to anything it's so cute but we just got the pussy but if you want to like you can like say you've never done that and you're um like we were talking about dental dams it's so hard I've never seen dental dams anywhere you can go to the store and buy condoms but you can't really buy dental dams and when you do find them they're actually incredibly expensive so what do you do how do you do this saran wrap saran wrap is definitely an option if you can find like sheets of latex or you can actually take a latex glove and you can actually cut it open does it work as good though can you feel as much it's still latex well I mean it's going to be it's very similar I think to men men wearing a condom there's a little bit of desensitization can you come with a dental desensitization personally I've actually never used one um I should I certainly I've used it I've got saran wrap I've got gloves and I've got condoms in studio so if anybody feels the urge just so you know I've got the products that are there and I'm willing I'm a giver there's additional things that you can additional play that you can do with barriers that um can you can like play with vibrations like you know like almost like you can take a piece of plastic like a subway bag like a subway bag and go okay let's see if that works do you want to try that on my pussy because it's not really touching my pussy no oh yeah try it but you guys can do it Ella darling would you do that Ella darling Ella do you want to would you try something with Ginger's pussy sure if you're not well you know let's wait because we're going into you want to come and try it on my pussy I just want to see if there's I'll just put that bag right over while it's happening unless you're not don't use a subway bag don't use a subway bag would you like me to come I would love you to but I never want anybody to be uncomfortable at all and I don't want you to feel like you're on the spot like oh fuck I just want you to consent to it to me yeah I would love for you to put a subway bag over my pussy and hum why subway I thought you'd never ask because the subway bag is going to be let's just use saran wrap the honey mustard chicken 12 inch okay no clearly we need to try both I've got let me get the saran wrap out unless you're concerned about health I'm concerned about brand over to our cabinet that has everything that's a good concern or do you have a latex glove in the pair of scissors that's a good question is there oh you know maybe it's in the drawer let me go check the drawer I know what I've got a plastic bag right here that's a huge this is a garbage bag folks at home if you have garbage bags well any sort of plastic would work for cunnilingus for oral cunnilingus cunnilingus okay I think it's cunnilingus not cunnilingus cunnilingus cunnilingus sounds like you're yelling at me you are so mean to this poor guy he's just trying to learn we adore him he doesn't even know you know what sweetheart we adore him you ask all the questions you want you make all the mistakes you want and I will guide you through this pussy conundrum yes I'll take you by the hand you're spoiling you're spoiling our I'm going to bring my pussy over we're going to start slow I'm going to put it on like a diaper oh my it's a giant bag okay oh wow yeah it's hot that way now if I have to pee no I'm kidding I have a bag I have a bag I have a suggestion because the way that the bag is right now it's not unfolded it's like a trash bag but still folded up it's like four plies yeah why don't I put my legs through let's make it into like a skirt oh you're going to get into it like a body like a bag no just open it up like a leotard yeah you know how about I finesse this and you bring the pussy and I'll bring the barrier okay yeah you just have single ply right here do you want to just lie on the floor we've already got a camera set up the girls are making their way over okay okay Elle in her cute oh my god look at those shorts and top she's got this cute tattoo brown frilly shorts cowboy boots oh look at that tattoo she's got a zombie on the back of her oh and you have you just showed Ginger your butt which is like that's the end she's in your butt now Kelly she's going for the butt right you are going to go for the butt oh my gosh a little further there you go look at this fine beautiful I didn't bite it um beautiful you will do I know I still want to bite it you have the prettiest prettiest warmest pussy I know I bruised did you ask her first ask her what for consent are you allowed to touch her pussy she consents okay I didn't lick it I'm just touching it I'm just saying okay I appreciate your attention to consent thank you I'm a big fan of consent and I'm just a bad girl I'm sorry okay I know I deserve to be punished uh oh we're talking about consent here I'm going to punish your microphone instead but did you ask if you could spank Ginger I told I said I deserve it she presented this is pretty implied consent you've done this before she's good at this Ella is doing this great cupping spank yeah in a counterclockwise motion onto Ginger's luscious voluptuous alright get down to the pussy I'm going to sit in your chair for a second if that's where you would like me and now Ginger's sitting down are you going to pop your feet up on the table I'm popping one foot up on the table one on the window oh Kelly I am new to barriers so will you walk me through different absolutely so easiest way to do it is to actually just stretch it hold on like take it and stretch it Ella you take it you stretch it and then you just put that right over the vulva the vulva do I have a vulva the vulva's what's on the outside the vulva I thought I just had lips what's the vulva the vulva is the entire area around oh I have that on the outside the vagina is what's on the inside hmm yeah I don't think I need to coach you Ella on anything and then you can actually Ella what you can do is you can from time to time just kind of blow into it like and the whole area will get warm ooh and then you can also vibrate your lips against her clit but through the barrier so then the entire area just gets ooh vibratey which sounds the sound is perhaps not as nice it sounds funny but it feels amazing do it again sounds like a fart but doesn't feel like one can you hum Yankee Doodle no Stevie no no no no Stevie no it's fine can you hum Yankee Doodle I actually don't know it Yankee Doodle went to town riding on his dog okay the baggy is nice it desensitizes it to a certain extent but there's this there's a tease factor that's amazing it's like the hottest safe sex ever and the best part and the best part is this is great if you're like trying to make out and you are like trying to sneak away while you're in public because there's no like she doesn't have to worry about juices all over her face you know nobody will get caught oh my god I mean she also doesn't get to like smell you later on her face but well we're working up but if no no no but you know if you're like oh my god we're at a restaurant and I want to go down on you like this is a great way to do that it's perfect oh my god I'm Ginger Lynn Ella Tarling is between my legs why do I feel why do I hear a vibrator that's Ella I think that's Ella just vibrating on my pussy I know I think there's like a feedback you think maybe it's this phone oh move the phone away no Ella just sounds like she's going to town I'm in heaven right now and I oh if she keeps going I'm gonna come if she keeps going she's rubbing her tongue up and down on my clit listen to Ella licking my pussy that's hot it's so fucking hot I mean I'd run commentary but like I don't want to get in the way of her sounds are you gonna come Ginger I'm gonna come I'm gonna come there's a good chance like your eyes have closed your head is rocked back if I push back I'm completely enjoying Ella licking your pussy if I push back can I pull on the back of your head Ella okay I'm gonna wrap my boot around the back of your I'm gonna grind my pussy into your face grind my pussy into your face oh this is like the hottest thing ever yeah careful you don't get that caught up on your nose there Ella okay slide that baggie right up into my pussy just slide it right inside see if it'll go inside what like use your hand yeah ooh cause my pussy's soaking wet on the inside and I want you to take that baggie and shove it up inside of me that's fucking hot Ella darling in studio shoving a baggie deep inside my pussy that she just used oh my god that is it hot is it fun to do oh that's good that's really good yeah right there is that the right spot it's right there okay right there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah come on Ginger now Ginger does squirt you know yeah mm-hmm unfortunately the bag's gonna block the squirt come on yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh don't fall off the chair Stevie I got you I got you make sure you got her head make sure you got her head my knee's right there she's right on my she's not falling anywhere okay huh would you like me to remove my fingers or keep going I better rest for a minute yeah she has a show to do oh god and when she and when Ginger comes she's like she can't make any sense right now that's my third one since I got here oh three times mm-hmm I had the one on the on the on the shibari wand that's my job I have to catch Ginger as she comes and falls off of her chair okay so Ginger came once on the shibari wand then orally through the plastic bag and then finger fucking with the plastic bag right up her back I'm like oh wobbly now yeah come on back come on back and have a seat Ginger I think that what's in I think we just need store right now is a break yeah I'm Ginger Lynn with Kelly Shibari and Ella Darling and little Stevie we'll be right back mwah I hope you enjoyed We'll be right back. I'm Ginger Lynn and Friday is my high day. It's the last day of the week when I get to party with you all night long. You, me, and Ms. Radio Sapphire all together for a little bit of cookies and cream, a little bit of naughty and nice, a little bit of ginger and spice. We've got confessions, splashing. I bring in food. I sit in it. I put my pussy, plop it right down inside that food, mush it around, let you know how it feels. We've got a party in my panties every Friday night. We've got the weekend wrap-up, Just the Tip, celebrity gossip, dirty movies, and more. With myself, Ginger Lynn, and Ms. Radio Sapphire, join us on Fridays for cookies and cream. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. But I think kissing is one of the most sensual, turn-on types of things that I can do. It makes my pussy wet to kiss, and especially a girl. I think that one of the most underrated things, especially these days, as people like doing more hooking up, is just making out. Absolutely. Not really going and having full-on sex, but just making out. Now Stevie's looking at me all confused again. I don't like making out. Oh, I do, but it's too dangerous. I can't kiss because I'll end up on your doorstep the next day. Too dangerous because you'd fall in love. Oh, so you'd get in love. Oh, so you'd get in love. Oh, so you'd get in love. I don't sleep. I do, so I don't kiss. And they try, and I'm like, I am doing you a favor. Just trust me. Don't kiss me. If somebody kisses you, that's it. You're on the doorstep, and you're in love with them. Yeah, so I don't go there. Oh, no. I think that there's a lot of sensual. Maybe it's different for guy on guy, though. Maybe that's a whole. Well, I think maybe it's just Stevie's. Maybe Stevie's just really super romantic. Yeah, you think of various person to person. Yeah, and I think I just like the whole making out part. I think that that's, like, I would almost. Almost. Almost. Much rather spend more time dedicated just making out and flirting than it is actually getting down and getting busy. I think that's more fun. I think it's obvious to men, too, because it's really funny. I'm in a monogamous relationship with my man, except for girls. You do. Except for girls, you know. I haven't had another cock in almost six years. But girls, we play with whenever I want to. I can play with them on my own. He'll watch. He'll let me have my time if I want. I would never go off and do anything without him. I'm knowing. But, you know, we. But the one rule that we have is there's no kissing. There's no tongue kissing. There's no making out. That's the line. I can. I can be with you. I can touch your body. I can make love to you. I can fuck you. I can strap one on. I can eat your pussy all night long. I can crawl up inside your butt if you wanted me to. But. Could you? Would you fit? Yeah. Would you mind? I mean. I've never done it before, but I'll give it a shot. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I'll put weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight I'll start with my tongue and my pinky. I'll put my foot in first to make sure that my head will fit in there. Test the waters a little. I have a very tiny head, but you're a very tiny girl. I don't know if I could actually get my whole head in there, but I would give it my best shot. You know, and that's all anyone can ever ask. Well, Ella's actually a very tall girl. She's very slender, very ballerina-esque. You are like a ballerina. Every time I look at her, I'm like, I would like to see you in a tutu. I would wear a tutu for you, but I would fall right down if I tried to put on toe shoes. I just want you in a tutu. I'll do that for you. I would like to do that for you. That would be amazing. You two have a little connection here. Yeah, I've been crushing on her for a while. I just want to take you into a pretty, pretty elegant bedroom and just pet your hair and smell your skin and give you kisses and kiss your stomach. I love kissing girls' stomachs. I think I can be okay with that. I love tummy. I just think it's so sensual. It's really close. I love tummies. Yeah, it's between the boobs and the vagina. But it's kind of soft. Yeah, it's soft. It's where the womb is, and it's very close to your center of femininity, I think. And it's just very sensual. And then I like to take my time there. And I don't like to go straight from the stomach down to the vagina because I think it's like, dude, take a different path. Go around. Where would you go? Take the long road. Go up to the boobs some more. Go pay attention to the butt. Go kiss the small of her back. Oh, my gosh. Dragging your fingernails. The small of her neck. The back of her neck. Yeah. What we actually have here is, and you guys completely like skipped forward because we were actually going to do this earlier. I have a... Oh, yeah. You're sorry, not sorry. Thanks, Daisy. It was the Wanda did it. That got your day started. The Wanda got me started. The Wanda got me started. Then Ella finished me off. So it's really your fault, Kelly. And it's all Kelly's fault. Perhaps. Because I was the one that brought up dental dams and barrier protection. That's right. So we actually have a... Ella, don't ever be upset with me. It was Kelly Shabari's idea. What's the name of the show? Blame It on Ginger. Blame It on Ginger. So who do we blame it? On Kelly. It's on Ginger. Ella fell right... She went right for it. I can't do anything without being blamed. My boobs are really hot. They are amazing. They're very warm. Hold on. Hold on. So I have this thing called... There's a little article that we found that's called How to Drive... How to Touch a Woman to Drive... How to Drive Her Wild. Okay. So I think that it's only appropriate after what Ella did for you, for you to reciprocate... I would love to reciprocate. ...with some of these tips. Okay. So I'm going to walk you through the things that you're going to do to Ella. I will be a very good girl. You want to warm your hands? I'm warming up my hands, getting them ready. Take off my top. Ella's taking off her top. Because I don't think anyone minds. I... Oh, hell no. There's lights in here. No. Bring it. And the lights, it's warm. And I might have a flight fever. Ooh, baby. This is like the right time of year, too. Like, if you're going to have a cold or some sort of just slight feverish feeling in Los Angeles, this is the right time of year. Because the rest of the year, it's 103 degrees here. This is... I'm sorry. I can't stop looking at you. You have the most beautiful, perfect titties ever. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. They're stunning. If you're not watching, you need to be watching right now. I know you're at skidrowstudios.com listening, but you've got to be watching. I don't know what you're doing on this side of the table, Ginger. I don't know. I'm waiting for you to tell me what to do. Okay. So you're supposed to go over. Okay. Because I can't... I only have my microphone while I'm here. So tell me what to... Oh, no, no. I'm going to... But you can still hear me. Can you not hear me? Sharing is caring. Yeah. Sharing is caring. Hold on. It broke my shoe. Wait. Who needs to tell Ginger what to do? I'm telling Ginger what to do. But she knows what to do. Oh, wait. Yeah. You're telling her what to do. I'm telling her what to do based on this little manual that we found. Oh, okay. Yeah. Kelly's a boss bitch. I wouldn't listen to Kelly. I am kind of a boss bitch. So while Ginger's getting ready and buckling her boot... Okay. I'm ready. I'm back. Okay. So... So let me start with reading just a little bit from here. Okay. For certain women, depending on their degree of shyness, touch is always a pleasure and a treat, assuming that the person is touching them and is appropriate to the relationship. So with that in mind, I'm going to talk about touching your girl. Okay. In a romantic way. And it's not direct sexual touching. So it's sensual touching, which is actually an art that you should definitely spend some time mastering. And that goes for guys and girls if you have a female partner. Because it will be incredibly rewarding to both you and the woman. It says here in your life, but we're going to say in the studio. So... So what I've done, and I don't know if I'm doing this right or not. You are. It actually starts with touch her more. Okay. So you're actually touching her more. So you're actually touching her more. So you're actually touching her more. So you're actually touching her more. So you're actually touching her more. So you're actually doing the right thing. You're caressing the back of her neck. You're running your hands up into the back of her hair. And now you're clawing the front. And sensually just touching and slightly choking. I think you might be skipping a few steps there. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no. It's fine. I'm not doing anything sexual yet. I think that choking isn't sexual. I think she's reading my body. I think she is. I was just kind of... I think now that you and she have had an orgasmic experience, I think you're already going. Oh, God. She's got... Oh, nuzzling into my chest, into my breast. Ginger, can you stand on the other side? I can stand on the other side. Yes, I can. Although I do like seeing Ella just writhing. You really are Slytherin. Thank you. Thank you. You are quite welcome. A lot of people don't believe me. Well, you know, and I kind of was like, okay, I get it. You know, the Harry Potter reference. You are a huge Harry Potter fan. But it is only when I am now seeing you naked and moving around, especially as Ginger is touching you, that I see the pure snake-like movements in your body. It's so hot. What I'm doing now is I'm trying something different. I'm massaging Ella Darling's right earlobe. And I'm squeezing it a little bit hard. Yeah, but no one's saying anything that they don't like. That's just me that doesn't like my ears rubbed. But you know how to do it, which is really interesting. From the bottom... To the bottom. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. To the top. I am actually massaging her ear all the way from the top back down to the bottom. Now I'm going to go in. Is it all right? I have to ask permission. If I give you a little vampire bite right here. Now I'm going to take the skin between my teeth. I'm going to bite you just a little bit. I won't leave a mark. It's okay. Ella's bottom lip has just dropped. So I'm not doing anything sexual. At this point, I just bit the inside. Now I'm going to... Am I doing okay, Kelly? I don't know. You keep saying it's not sexual, but I think the things that you are doing are... I haven't touched any sexual parts. Well, no, you're not touching any sexual parts, but you're being extremely sensual. I'm taking Ella's right arm, raising it up above her head. My fingernails are now going to run down her arm, outside of the elbow, into the inside of her elbow. And all I'm doing is touching. I'm not going for any titties, any pussy. I'm running my arm, my fingers down the outside. Now I'm going to bring you a little bit closer. You know, something that they do mention here that neither one of you are doing is looking deep into each other's eyes. So don't close those eyes, Ella. You need to stare at her. Oh. Kelly, what am I doing? You are licking her armpit. You are going right on in there. And Ella is trying very hard to keep her eyes open to maintain eye contact, but she is just not working. Oh, you have your head just buried in there. Your tongue is just licking at Ella's armpit, which is completely shaved all the way. Just so pretty. Is that ticklish, Ella? Or is that just a huge turn? Oh. Oh. It's huge. It's like on the cusp of ticklish. I'm very ticklish, which is perhaps why the sensation is so strong. Now, on the right side of Ella Darling's body, there's this beautiful tattoo. It has scrolling little designs and twirls and swirls and some old-fashioned looking thing. And it says, in my dreams. And what I'm doing is I'm squeezing. What do you call it? Rolfing. Is that what you're doing is rolfing? I think I'm rolfing. I think you're just squeezing. Squeezing. I'm kind of kneading. Now, I have heard that you like the belly, so I'm going to run my hands down your belly, across the belly. She really has like the most perfect belly button. I'm just about to go there. I'm going to take my pinky and get it a little bit wet. And I'm going to just tap. Listen. That's the sound of my spit in Ella Darling's belly button. I'm just kind of... And Ella's just completely arched back in the chair. I'm doing what I would do on somebody's asshole. I would tap it. And I'm doing that on your belly button. Just kind of tapping ever so slightly, rolling it around. Now, belly buttons can be a little bit overly sensitive, so I'm not going to stay there too long. And I haven't gotten to any titties yet. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I haven't gotten to any of the parts that you would consider to be sexual. No, but you're going around her breasts. You're just taking your fingers and lightly grazing around her breasts. You're just doing like a figure eight. Making a crazy eight. Yeah. That's right. I think you are driving her crazy. Infinitely. Mm-hmm. Now, I'm not going to go for the titty. What I'm going to do, though, is something that you did to me. I'm just going to breathe onto your titty. Now, I'm going to do the opposite. So, are you just breathing in and breathing out? I'm breathing in and out, so that when I breathe in, my cool air sucks off of her nipple. When I breathe back out, the warm air, but I'm not touching the nipple at all. I'm just, oh, my hair is now. Yeah, your hair is slightly grazing her tummy as well. Oh, my lip accidentally touched it. Whoops. And Ella makes these great noises. She does. I almost don't want to say anything because it just sounds so hot. I'm just waiting for people to call and go, shut up. I want to listen to Ella. I'm not going anywhere near the nipple. You can, though. I mean, you want me to. Ginger's working her way up. I can't quite tell. Oh, she's going over to the other breast. My legs are just crossed, double-crossed, twined together. I'm just grinding my pussy between my cross legs. Oh, my God. I'm so fucking turned on. Ginger's playing with her nipple with her fingers. Oh, my God. And she's gone back to her tongue. I can't see anything but Ella's head. Okay. What? What? What is the next step? And Ginger, this is something you do on every show. You always give one tit attention and you leave the other one alone. Do I do that? It's so incredibly unfair. So you think, I don't know, Ella, is your left titty feeling very left out? She's feeling pretty bummed out right now. See? You know what, then? Let me try something a little different. I'm not going to be able to talk when I do this, so I'm going to need you. If you face the other way, I'm coming in. Now, Ginger's going to walk around Ella while she's... What? Got her... Oh, God, those boobs are so gorgeous. Ella's closing her eyes, and now Ginger's taking her hair and just brushing it back and forth. Just against that one nipple, and then moving it down her belly. And taking it in her hands, almost using it like a paintbrush on her stomach. Oh, yeah. And you just kind of... Lightly brushing her nipple. And then now you're taking your head, and you just... Almost like head-butting, but then you're following it up with your hair. And she's gone low. And now she's head-banging, which is what we talked about the other day. So she has this whole head-banging, kind of flipping back and forth with her hair. Which actually gets you from your thigh all the way up to your shoulder. It's kind of like a light... What sensation? It's a light hair flogging is what you're... And now... Is your head down in her crotch? Just on the inside of her thigh. No, I'm not doing anything sexual. You told me to not do anything sexual. So I'm just touching. I'm learning to touch my woman. Not that you're my woman, but I'm learning to touch right now you're my woman for the next five minutes. Oh, my God. Especially the hair on the inner thigh. Oh, my God. Skin is so sensitive. Oh. It's just... The ginger's just bent over and lightly doing the hair flogging up and down your thigh. And then... You're biting her nipple. I'm chewing on it. Oh, you're chewing on it. Yeah. Get it. Oh, yeah. Don't go back that quick. Oh, and now... I like it rough like that. And now both your nipples are... So pink. They're like so, so, so very pink. Okay. And hard. Mm-hmm. They are. Touch your partner's segment, right? It was. Okay. I think you covered everything. I think you did a very good job. I think you get an A+. I think... And look, correct me if I'm wrong. It's time for one... I have to take one more break. I hate to do that. Ella Darling in studio with us and my wonderful co-host, Miss... Kelly Shabari. And... Stevie! And I am Ginger Lynn. And I want to know, fellas, are you... Are you... Are you... Are you... Are you... Are you... Are you... Are you... Looking for something to spice things up in the bedroom? Have you been romanticizing, fantasizing about surprising your lover with an adventurous new adult toy? Okay. Once I have a titty in my mouth, I can't really talk that well. 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It's more of like, you know. Is it like a nerdy blog? Yeah, kind of. I talk about, you know, whatever the fuck I want to talk about. You talk about the tattoo on your back. Let's talk about the tattoo on my back. I think we should. I noticed that, and I have no idea. I'm thinking I'm really dyslexic. I don't know what it is. Read it off. All right, let me read it off. It says 823-914-R797. So it's 823 decimal. Decimal. Decimal. And that is key to knowing what it is because it's just the Dewey decimal number for Harry Potter. And I got it. Which book though? It's for any, technically the way Dewey, and then it's got the cutter number, which is the R797. For people who, don't know what a Dewey decimal system is. The Dewey decimal system is an organizational cataloging system created by Melville Dewey back in like the 1800s, I think. And it was originally formulated to have, it basically, the number is associated with a topic in the Dewey decimal system. And so you catalog books based on their topics. Originally, each book would have like several Dewey decimal numbers and you could choose the most relevant one to catalog it in your library. So that's just what they do. You probably see it in your local library all the time. Right. I grew up with, you'd go into the little things and you open the drawer, the card catalog. That was the Dewey decimal. These days, people just go on Google. But when you do go to a library, and there's like a whole thing right now of like libraries everywhere, like trying to like get rid of their books and turning like portions of the library into like internet cafes. But when you used to go to libraries and you would have to go and look for your book. That's all they had. You would have everything categorized in little cards in like a drawer in a big shelf of other drawers. And depending on like what hundreds numbers, like the 200s or the 300s are all different categories. So like all the 200s, I'm going to be talking out of my ass here, but like all the 200 would be like biology and all the 300s would be like literature. The 800s are literature. The 800s are literature, which is why it's Harry Potter. So they still use it. So the card catalog is pretty much gone for most libraries, but they do use a digital cataloging system. And people really like to be snarky when they see my digital catalog. And they're like, oh, but what happens when the Dewey Decimal changes? Like what happens when the Dewey Decimal system changes? Like librarians don't, like libraries don't have the resources to have people recatalog books all the time. They're never going to go through all of their nonfiction books and recatalog and relabel. Like they don't even have the finances right now to stay open on all of their day. Like being a librarian, I was a librarian before I was, a porn star. And I got my master's degree. You're so fucking hotter than now. I got my master's degree at the University of Illinois. And you mentioned you're from Illinois. I'm from Rockford. Yeah. So actually my, the library school at U of I was founded by Melville Dewey himself. So on my 22nd birthday, because I, my graduation date for my master's degree was when I was 21. So for birthday number 22, I got that. Oh my God, your master's at 21? Yeah, I graduated my, I got my bachelor's in three years and my master's in one. So I was a little, which is why I do porn now because I was 22. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. I got the job that I wanted to have for the rest of my life. I was the associate director of a library, head of reference, head of young adult services. And I was like, cool. So this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. And the rest of my life starts when I'm 22. How about I do porn instead? Right. And you've always got that to go back to when you're ready. So that is the coolest tattoo ever. Thank you. It's the nerdiest, hottest. I love it. Thank you. Did you get busy in the library ever? I masturbated. I've masturbated in so many libraries. In so many libraries. But... That's fucking hot. Where? In the bathroom? Behind the desk? Oh, in the stacks? In the back rooms? I mean, the bathroom is easy. You can masturbate in any fucking bathroom. If you're going to masturbate at the library, you do it where like you go to the back like in the science section. Science? Or because not a lot of... Not a lot of people are back there. Yeah. So, you know, pretty fun. Plus it's hot. It's like anything that's kind of like... Like especially for somebody like me and I'm sure Ella's the same way. It's like those of us who are like super nerdy and brainy, like we sexualize intelligent stuff. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Like really hot words. You masturbate to a word? We can. I used to masturbate when I studied. Yeah. Because I was thinking... It's called being sapiosexual. Yeah, exactly. What's it called again? We're sapiosexuals. We're people who are stimulated by intelligence. Mm-hmm. Do you still like me? I adore you. You're brilliant, darling. Don't sell yourself short. I won't stand for that. I simply won't. I don't... Well, I'm only 5'2". You sweet. I can't help it. But other things that I'm doing, I'm really excited. I am... I've directed two scenes, two lesbian scenes, which I have not released. I'm kind of... I want to do... I want to shoot one more scene which I actually hope to shoot with someone whom I recently discovered that I adore, the Duke porn star. Oh, the Duke girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really want to see if I can get her in a scene and I've got a couple scenes. I'm going to start pitching them around to different companies and hopefully... Cool. I'm making very high-quality cinematic porn on a very expensive, very innovative camera. I'm really happy that porn is starting to... And I think that things are cyclical, just in general, like things that people like. And I really like the fact that we're starting to kind of get back into cinematic porn. Yeah, we really are. People are starting to value quality. You know, porn is an art form as opposed to porn as just I need it for 30 seconds so I can jerk off. Exactly. So it's really nice to see that come back. And I'm going to raise my hand here and give myself a little kudos. Not by any doing of my own, but I just happened to be in films. I got into it in 1983 when all of the films that were being made were still... My first 40-something films were shot on 35mm film. Wow. My very first film was shot on the island of Kauai. We had over 50 people that flew over. We had a quarter of a million dollar budget. That was how I started. And the majority out of the 69 films I did in that two-year, three-month period, over 40 of them were shot on film. And they would take a script and it would say, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah for 14 pages and then say, insert sex scene. And so now, there's very little of that and it's coming full circle and it kind of reminds me of, like my mom said, every 20 to 30 years, save your clothes because they're all going to come back again. Oh, yeah. And I've still got film, I've still got clothing that I wore in my first movie 30 years ago. So I'm thinking, you know, it's time to bring it back. So I have to ask you, because you were in the industry during this period far before I was, did they value, oh shit, I'm sorry. That's okay, Annie. At the time, did they value acting and other skills more? Because I feel like these days, I would love to write features and hire girls for it, but no porn star has a reel that they show someone. Like you just don't do that in porn. Well, they definitely valued the performers, they valued your acting abilities. I went to school for six years. I studied at the Beverly Hills Playhouse with Milton and Sarah. What did you study? I studied acting at the Beverly Hills Playhouse with Milton Kinsellis for six years. Wow. And because the first time I saw myself on film, I never watched my sex scenes. I fast forward up to my acting scenes and skip the sex so that I can critique my work. And when I first saw myself on film, I thought, oh, I got the fucking down. That's great. You know, but I really want to be a good actress. I wanted to make something of myself. And so I've carried that over into my mainstream career now, but it was, it was kind of like the golden years where when I walked on a set and I was by no means whatsoever a prima donna, but I found that when I was fucking, when I was having sex, when I was doing a scene, when I was acting, whatever I was doing, I give a thousand percent of myself no matter what I'm doing. And there were certain things that gave me energy. And so there were two things that were on 99% of my sets, artichokes and M&Ms. And they were. And it, Wow. I know. Those are so specific. Artichokes, it seems like an odd thing sexually. Doesn't artichoke do something strange to your bodily fluids? Isn't that asparagus? Oh, that's asparagus. Is there, maybe there's asparagus. The thing about artichokes is because I never wanted to eat a lot when I'm filming because you get too full and you don't want to eat. So an artichoke, you peel off one little leaf, dip it in a little sauce and you scrape the meat off of it. So I could take an artichoke and it could last me the entire day. I could have a bag of M&Ms and just eat one here or there. So it was more, my own little thing, it was a whole different world. And everything was valued. It was filmmaking with sex involved versus today, which I'm not knocking it. Today, there's great stuff out there. And I'm one of those people. I can't watch something for 30 seconds and get off. I need a lead up, a build up, a turn on. But the films I watch, I watch the filthiest, nastiest things I can find out there. And I absolutely love them. So it was just- Speaking of filthy, nasty, dirty- What's up my ass? Yummy things. Okay. Yeah, we're going to play one round. I think we have just enough time to play one round of what's, up Ginger's ass. Now, what I'm going to need you to do, my beautiful Ella darling, is close your eyes and I will be inserting an object into my ass. I will be putting it in front of your face and all you need to do is use your mouth, your titties, anything but your hands to guess what this item is. It's not a food product. We will promise you that. Do we have a blindfold, perhaps? I do have a blindfold. That would probably, because I might inadvertently cheat by accidentally opening my eyes and then I'll curse myself and then let's just- And we have some fuzzy, fuzzy wuzzy blindfolds. My titties are bouncing as I juggle. Are you even wearing pants? This happens on every show. By like half an hour into the show, half an hour into the show, she is completely porky-pigging it. I am. You know, my friend just referred to that and I guess this only applies to men, but my friend Toby just told me that he and his friends coined a term called shirt cockin' it, which is when in like a film that they're making, a guy wears a shirt and no pants with his cock out, shirt cockin'. So I guess this should be shirt cuttin'. Shirt cuttin'. Shirt cuttin' it. Yeah. She's actually kind of shirt assin' it right now. Shirt assin' it. Ooh. That sounds- Okay, and so she has- Is that- Are you holding it in place? Is it not going to go anywhere? It's not going to go anywhere unless I wiggle too much, but I do have an object in between my ass cheeks. Okay, so, yep. And now you- And Ella has her blindfold on and now she's going to- I am. Come forward. There you go. Yep. And that's her butt. You have your nose going around and there's the item. All right. It's kind of soft and fluffy feeling. It's soft and fluffy. Flushy. Plushy. Oh, fleshy. Plushy. Oh, plushy. I'm sorry. She had it in her mouth. I didn't know what she was saying. Careful. Go hit your head on the table. I think she's got it in her mouth. Oh, she's got it out. And now it's in your mouth. Ella Darling has this item in her mouth. Ella Darling, can you guess without touching it what was up Ginger's butt? Well, I, uh, I was told I could use my tits in my mouth to examine it. Yes. So I'm going to not use my hands and touch it. It's on the little table in front of me as far as I can gather. It is? Got it. Okay. Is it a headband of sorts? Oh, F. It is not a headband. That's okay. Don't worry about what's on the floor. Although, you know what? Some people could wear it as a headband. Yeah. Yes. Well, at least wear it on their head. It might not be a headband. It's kind of soft. How does it smell? Mm, it smells like girl. Okay. It smells like girl. Hold on. Ella, darling, picking the item up with her mouth. You are very, very, very talented. I was just going to say, you have a really talented mouth there. All right. She's throwing it back down, picking it back up from a different area. Actually, she's actually very snake-like. She has her, she's on full Slytherin mode right now. She's kind of. Is it a garment? Yes, it is. Is it a bra? Yes. Is it a bra? Stevie, do the cowbell. It's right there. Cowbell. Cowbell. Woo. Woo. It is a cowbell. I mean, wait, no. We ran the cowbell. No, it is a bra. Can we play one more round? I think we have enough time to play one more round. All right. Coming around, picking something up. Yep. And that's the bra that she had on for all day until she got to the show and then she promptly took it off, so. Nice. That was hot. That was super hot. Just a reminder. tried to figure out what it was with your mouth and your breasts. That was just strangely hot. When this little microphone is in front of my mouth, I just want to tease it. You just want to tease it? Add me on Twitter, Ella Darling. And you should request whatever porn you watch, if it's girls fucking, tell them that you want to see Ella Darling. Yes. Well, we all love seeing you. I just don't work with a lot of variety of companies. Oh. Do you do strap-on type stuff? I love strap-on. I was told by someone that my first strap-on scene was better than some of her girlfriends. Is there an ass? There is an ass with an object in front of you. I'm bending over just for you, beautiful Ella Darling. Your face. You're facing your nose right up her butt and now you're coming up on it. Coming up on it. I know it doesn't matter what color it is, but this is exactly the same color as the last item. Oh, you know what it is? You have like a running theme because it's the same color as your shirt. Like everything's very pink today. It's tickling the back of my legs too. Is this a child's toy? No, it's not. It's not a child's toy. Not at all. No. No. Are you trying to grab it with your mouth again? There's one portion of it that's in my asshole. She's very oral. And then there's another part that's hanging down and when Ella drops it, it goes into the back of my legs and tickles it. Now, when you're ready for me to release, I'll let go with my ass cheeks. Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. It's not leaving. There we go. Ella. Ella Darling. Oh, that's fucking hot. Has this wonderful item that I pulled out of my goodie bag. Let me move my bra out of the way. Going in. Stevie, come over this way a little bit. You're blocking the camera. Yep. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. There we go. Ella's got it in her mouth. Are you trying to loop your boob? You're supposed to guess what it is, not supposed to play with it. She's using her mouth, wrapping part of it around with her tits. So you do have like, you have like one part of it in your mouth and you were able to hook the other part of it on your boob. Oh, now she's going toward the center part of it. This is kind of a stumper, but I think once you figure out what it is. It's just really hot to lock that though. It's really hot. I'm going to watch. I'm watching Ella's mouth move around. Her titties are brushing the side of the table. Her mouth is trying to pick up the item with her teeth. I can feel, it feels like a chain or something. Is it jewelry? No, it's not jewelry. It could be if you're in a certain kind of scenario. I suppose it's not considered to be jewelry. It's an item that you would, you and I would have a blast with. We would play with it together. It's definitely, it's a toy of some sort. I would enjoy this. Kelly would love this. I would like this. I would enjoy this because this is my kind of play. I can't really tell. I think I might be stumped. I feel like it's, it feels like, I would guess that it's handcuffs, but it doesn't. Yes. It is handcuffs. Take your blindfold off. It's like big plastic handcuffs. Yes, they're plastic handcuffs. See, it threw me off because it doesn't have the clasps like handcuffs. It's just like, they're like very wide orange bracelets almost. Like the jelly bracelets you see, except for like maybe if you bunch together like seven of them and made them really big or alternately, it looks like the Nuva ring, except it's really, really big and really, really thick. The giant. It's like the Nuva ring. Yes. The Nuva ring for giants. Now what we could do, Eva, Eva. Ella. Ella. What'd I say? A-be. A-be. It's funny, I went by Eva when I was in German class in high school. You know what? When I asked for an Eva, what I'm thinking is, now you have them on your boobs. That's so funny. Fucking beautiful, Ella, darling. I'm going to move back around to my microphone over here on the other side of the desk. I'm having way too much fun. That is the best picture ever. Can we get another picture? I didn't even realize you were taking it. Hold up. This has been one of my favorite shows ever. I want to thank you, Ella, darling, so much. Thank you. I rarely get to meet new girls that I fall in lust with. Oh, you. Yeah, when Ginger said that you were coming on, I was like, oh my God, how did you get to meet As soon as she mentioned you, she was like, yeah, are you going to be on the show with Kelly Shabari? I'm like, yes. Love. And Ginger's having a coughing fit. Coughing attack. Don't die, Ginger. Essential coughing attack. You won't be able to come if you're in trouble. Excuse me. No, I am not. There I go. I didn't know if I pushed it. I have to push it back in again. Nobody, you know what? Nobody tells me anything around here. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but it sounds a little sexual. I want to thank everybody today for such a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful show. We've had so much fun. Ella Darling, in with us, playing with us the entire show. You are stunningly beautiful. One of my favorite new girls. I will tell everybody that I meet anywhere, everywhere, to put you in their films. Thank you. And I would love to have you over to my house and I want to say shoot me for gingerlynauctions.com and then we'll see where it goes. Done. Done and done. Thank you so much for joining us here on Blame It On. Ginger, we'll be back tomorrow. Don't go anywhere. Can't tell you what's coming up tomorrow because it's a surprise, but I know you're going to like it. We'll be back tomorrow with Blame It On. Ginger, thank you. Kelly Shabari, thank you. Ella Darling, thank you. Stevie! Have a great night. Mwah. Mwah. I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die. Surrender to the boys and lies within. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die.