Penis Envy band interview, vagina politics, and lube talk

I don't know how long I've been running Why are you running around harming things? Gotta do time if you know what I mean Looks like you're not done for job You're pretty out of touch, fucking mad Well, I know something's here comes back I'm gonna throw this knife in your chest We're gonna catch the posse, boy This show is ready, I'm running aboard Ain't gonna be your customer, man I'd rather be fucked than throwing things I'm getting on these and tuck my twist And you're gonna lie and say that shit And didn't you hear what I fucking said? Throw that heavyweight through your head Throw that heavyweight through your head You're heavy, heavy, motherfucking head You live so hip when you look so dead You're the one who loves yourself Love me now, love, I love Now you're gonna look like a whore Never have you come back for more So what the fuck do you think you're doing? You're the one who's gonna look like a whore You ain't even paid us yet Oh, I thought we were supposed to lower it and then go in. That's right. Yay! It's Sexy Time Talk. Today is Wednesday in July. It's Wednesday. No, almost July. It's June. We're live, we're live. We're back again. This is Immaculate C on Sexy Time Talk. Yay! And Miss T. And Skid Row Studios. In the house, we have the LA Los Angeles band Penis Envy. We have three of the members. State your name. I'm Mud. This is Mud. She's the drummer. I'm Payasa. I'm the guitarist. And I'm Nancy, the bassist. The bassist. And we like your band a lot. And you guys are gonna talk to us today. And if any listeners are listening live right now, if you have any love problems, or if you have any questions, or bump problems, or sores, or discharge, and you want to talk about it, give us a call. And our number is listed on our website, on Skid Row Studios. Of course. It's always 1-800-893-9562. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. So, ladies, let's talk a little bit about what happened last week. You got your pens and notebooks? No. I feel like I'm in school. I feel like I'm in school. I feel like I'm in class now. When this is a study session, plus a fun session. Hold on a second. Are we gonna have a pillow fight after this? Get ready. This is a tab, the cola, un-cola-cola. Okay. So, we were off last week, so we had a little bit of time to study. First of all, let's talk about Democrats, women Democrats. Oh, and the whole vagina issue. Yeah. Oh, dirty mouth. Oh, well, the whole incident with Lisa Brown, and, you know, her being banned from speaking to the, to speak about the argument about the new abortion amendment, the new bill they're trying to pass about terminating abortion after 20 weeks, and all that good stuff that's always been debated. And her last comment on was, it's, it was along the terms of, it's my vagina, no means no. And for saying vagina, they banned her. From speaking? From speaking. The next day on something else. Yeah, on a Thursday, when, when they were continuing to debate. When they were actually voting. Yeah, and before they, they went for summer break. And, soon after that, Barb, you know, Byram, another Democrat representative, spoke and, and tried to make an amendment to the abortion bill saying to ban, vasectomies. Screen the vasectomies. Yeah, to, you know. Unless it's a medical emergency. Yeah, unless it's like, they have to have it medically and they have to prove it. And they're like outraged and, they ban her from speaking out that Thursday as well. Because it violates a man's body. Right. But I mean, of course the topic is about abortion, right? And then, you know, this is a topic that they're always talking about with, up there on the Capitol Hill, big old thing. And, like, I don't know what it is in, in Michigan as far as their legal limit. Here in California, the legal limit is 24, which is about six months. And I guess over there in Michigan, they were trying to stop it at 20 weeks, 20 weeks, which is five months. So I don't really know. So obviously they probably have it further than the 20 weeks. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure that, um, they were, there were the Republicans were trying to not have her speak to, to debate it. And, and I think it was just like a stupid tastic mood to have them, you know, not speak like for saying vagina, it's not good language for company. I'm like, vagina is awesome. It is a medical term. Medical terms. That's what you're saying. What should I have called it? Right. You know, I'm like, should I said con or pussy? I mean, was that proper? But I think. There was a man that said he was embarrassed of ever saying that word to a lady. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna talk to my children and my wife. Exactly. What do you tell your kids? You call it a no, no. What do you say? I call it my no, no place. Yes. Yes. No, you say my no, no place. What do you say? No, but, but the thing about this, and I read another, um, article and he was, you know, I guess listening to the speech and the whole thing and dissecting it. Um, um, you know, she's talking about her topic. She talked about something about being, I guess mentioning about, yeah, about being Jewish, which I thought that was a really good point that like, um, she doesn't ask you to, you know, believe in her views or her religious views. Right. Because I guess, I didn't know Jewish people think it's okay to do it. And for the, for medical emergencies, for therapeutic, for therapeutic reasons, if the, if the mother is in jeopardy. Yeah. So like, I guess Jewish people are like cool with it. So, you know, just saying to most of the, the men or most of the, the dem or whatever, Republicans and Democrats that they're all Christian. So, you know, you don't have to believe in my views. Why do I have to believe in your views? So she makes that comment. It's about the abortion issue, but then she added the whole part about stay out of my vagina. No means no, which it does kind of sound like no means no. And she's kind of veering towards the rape, you know, kind of thing. So it sounds like she's just doing this tactic in a way to get publicity. Do you think it's, I think it kind of sounds that way. Like she's trying to, bam, I'm going to end my speech with a big fucking kick. It was a really good kick though. Might as well. Well, yeah, I mean, it makes a good argument because it is a rational argument and you know, you're trying to not pass this bill and you know, the whole point of politics is to able to speak. I mean, I just think it's dumb that to forbid her from speaking. The only excuse they came up with, oh, she said vagina. Like really? That's the only thing they could pull up. Yeah. I'm like, oh, to have her stop talking. Yeah. As soon as she said vagina, they're like, okay, stop talking, you know, and they ban her. And I'm like, yeah, last thing they could say. Right. And I'm just like, that's a petty thing to do. You know what I mean? Like, that's the most pettiest thing to do to like stop an argument and try to pass a bill. It's like you said vagina. That's a nay nay. I'm like, really? And where is it written that it's wrong to say the word vagina? I got this wart and it's down there. They do that. You know, people do that. Women don't want to touch themselves and they don't want to look or. You don't want to say it, but don't say it. Also, it's all this stigma. And where did the stigma come from? Why is it bad? Why do you little girls grow up thinking that it's wrong to say vagina? And I didn't look at mine until I was an adult. It's wrong to say twat. I can't believe that twat said that. You know, you go around and you're just like, oh, my God. So, I mean, it was a little bit of a punk rock move. That's something that we would do giving this speech. But do you think it's so it's okay for a politician to kind of do that punk rock move at the end? Yeah, I get obviously Democrat. Well, yeah, I'm trying to get a point. You're trying to get a point across and you're trying to make it. And then, you know, I mean, what about the word penis? That's okay, right? I don't know if people said penis. If there were arguments about vasectomies, I mean, look at Barb. She got down for just inviting the idea of like banning vasectomies. I know. Vasectomies. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Her thing about bringing that up. She's being a big old smart ass too. To kind of like, let's do this. How many people called Richard Nixon dick? I don't know. That's true. That's true. Are you allowed to say that now? Dick Nixon? I don't know. No, I don't know. Back then, dick is, yeah. But dick was okay back then. And Bill Clinton was Slick Willy. Right. It was okay to say dick all the time. Dick Sergeant. Dick. And it's still a reference to the penis though. Not in the 60s. I think it might've been. No, I don't know. Dick and deep throat. I wasn't there. Right. Deep throat. Deep. That was later. Okay. Anyways. So yeah, that's the news in America. We're not the greatest. Thank you for learning. Politically. Let's move on. Okay. So anyways, I don't know, Sweden. I know Sarah wants to talk about Sweden. What did you just learn about Sweden? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What did you learn about Sweden today? They are coming up with their own gender neutral pronoun. You want to be just one. Race of people. Yeah. They're just people. There's no men or women or people. And the word is hen. Hen. So it's kind of like. H-E-N? Yeah. H-E-N. But I know, which sounds like a feminine thing. Hens are like a woman, right? No, but that's in English. That's in English. Right, right. Not in Swedish. only work in Sweden like you think that's exciting like for like I'm just thinking I'm like well so that means do the other female and male parts stay the same like if we're trying to talk about the anatomy so how would you go into that like like oh no he's not a him it's a hen but with the penis like is that is that how it's gonna go down during the educational process yeah I know it's kind of weird it sounds confusing like their toys are have hierarchies you know in this article I read it's kind of like in certain schools you know they might have like trucks and blocks and you know cars and whatever toys I don't know knickknacks or inky winks and tiddlywinks or whatever they're called and but then they got rid of the cars because they saw the cars as being something of a higher value and more masculine I guess so they got rid of the cars with with the kids playing with them so they're really like making sure that they're not like you know they're not like you know they're not like making a big old effort not to make it define anything male and female in certain places but then it's funny because then what about this whole Swedish bikini team like what's gonna happen with them so I mean as a whole culture in this country I don't know I I don't know I still kind of think femininity and masculinity is cool yeah but is that gonna open the door for bisexuality I mean I'm sure they already have bisexuals there yeah but like then everybody can be like more open like they'll be more open about it and yeah you don't have gay you don't have gay bars you don't have I don't know just no labels on biker bars no masculine no feminine bars yeah yeah but I think you'll still like what you like right I don't know because then it's kind of trying to say that like what the whole thing of makeup and I don't know if it's like a lot of gay men in this culture do the whole buy now gay later thing because it's so hard for a man to acknowledge that he might be gay he has to say he's bi first so that he can still claim to like girls because there's such a stigma for men here to be masculine and in a country where that's not an issue it's just I'm just curious to see how quickly you could just be whatever just whatever you want without having to have that transitional period I don't know um I don't know do you know many Swedish people no oh because Amsterdam met one I know a Swedish band that like the you can't tell there's a guy that sings in this band and and he totally looks like a woman and dresses like well and whatever it doesn't matter does he claim straight or he's I don't know I get the gay vibe oh he's in LA no this is no it's Swedish it's an acapella group I'm an I'm into acapella the only um so basically I only well know someone who's Swedish she's kind of mean but maybe that's what she's a she's a yeah she's a clinician she looks like a woman she looks like a woman she's a clinician she looks like a female woman that we would say you know uh you know short hair blonde so you know Swedish has an accent but she's kind of mean and this is kind of like it's not about customer service and being friendly you know or whatever like oh can you help out with this it's always like quick to point out your faults that sounds like my vagina doctor do we know the same person you know is this person Swedish I don't know like it sounds like her but I don't know if she's Swedish or Russian but yeah so it's like I don't know if she's Swedish or Russian but she's like you know nice and sincere sometimes it seems like she's nice and it's hard to a little bit to read and it trips me out and so I don't know blame it on her you know maybe just being European right like European of the north of the cold part no one's happy in the snow someone asked me you know like oh is the clinician nice and I didn't know how to respond I responded with she's European that's how I responded because I didn't know and then but it was so funny because I met someone else who was Swedish recently and she seemed totally cool looked Mexican but was Swedish so that tripped me out I don't know I think like if there's any like Swedish people listening they'll be like give us a call and like let us know if there's any Swedish people or if you know someone who is Swedish give us a call because we're totally ignorant on there how do you react to this no gender thing I mean I think if they kept at it you know if they actually kept at it and were strong enough in this and maybe five ten years it could probably catch on where with ten year olds yeah with little kids like the next generation but you know it really has to catch on and I don't know how people it's such a small country I don't know how the culture is there I would have to know the culture for me to be like okay this could work for them what about their products like how they sell things and stuff you have feminine wipes you have hen wipes yeah like what about you know what I think would be funny is if they did get this going in Sweden and we have no idea about it over here and they come over here and it's a ten year old kid I'm not a girl I'm not a boy I'm a hen I'm a hen and everyone in the classroom just expects oh no what about the ones who have both parts what about the ones who have both parts already in Sweden like what about them do they feel like they're taking their word right that's my identity how do I know how dare you you know they're a ham not a hen speaking of you know about this identity and everything so okay plug time I'm playing this show at She-Ra the AMP organization in Long Beach oh yeah Quesada Quesada yeah in Long Beach and I don't know I don't know what AMP maybe it's just AMP I don't know if that stands for anything the AMP organization yeah I don't know exactly what it stands for but I think they're gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender group right LGBT I understand that part but what's QIA a queer transgender what's the I stand for intersexed maybe oh so that we're trying to figure that out because I guess someone was saying queer intersexed and I don't then I don't know what the A is or maybe androgynous or something I mean I'm gonna have to asexual yeah I guess I'm gonna have to ask the organizer about that but then so we're talking a little bit about this so then it's like even though you want all us to be one and all accepted but at the same time you still want to be proud and identify yourself and like no I see myself as transgender no I see myself as queer I see myself as because there's so many different things you can be seen as now I mean so many different people that I know just on a personal basis from work social groups and everything else it's like I have friends that are girls but you don't say that that person is a girl you do not call her a girl she is a boy in her mind and in her life she is a boy uh-huh even if she's got lady parts uh-huh then I've got friends that are both sexes I've got drag queen friends I've got gay friends but they all want to be kind of individual everybody wants to be individual because that's the United States I guess so you want to like define yourself more even like closer so then does everybody want to be a hen or not? no I don't think that's why I think they were just trying to like find a way where the the stereotypes and the stereotypes and the stereotypes and the you know the hated emotion towards people who have a different individual of how they see themselves you know and not and not have that stigma like you know go down the street and be like oh you know that person's gay and then get hated on right you know I think that's like their way of trying to get rid of that yeah but you know instead of just saying it's okay to love everybody everyone's different instead of just kind of still they're classifying well I mean I guess it's like in their point of view they're probably saying well that hasn't worked in the last few hundred years what can we do different you know and they're kind of trying to find a way to get rid of that hate or you know I mean who knows maybe they won't go that far as to like be like okay trying to separate the the different genders of toys or products or anything like that but maybe if they lessen the word of like girl and then boy maybe they won't be such sexist mindsets like that won't be can you be a sexist if you like if you're a hen and you like a hen but then you like another hen I mean it's Swedish it's not English it's true like if everyone's a hen and you say you know I'm a hen you're a hen and she's a hen but I'm a hen with no no place yeah but we're not talking about no no place this is supposed to be a gender thing like right you know everyone's a hen then I like this hen regardless of what it is I see so it's out of attraction I'm attracted to you I don't know if you're I don't know what you are but you're a hen and I'm into hens with boobies or not and everyone's into hens you know why because some women some people are gonna bloom and have big breasts or big booty and some are not that could actually that could actually be like a problem somewhere for you know how when you grow up it's like cars are for boys and Barbies are for girls well if you don't have boys and girls maybe the toys can be mixed and it doesn't matter but there are gender things! there are like tendencies like boys are naturally more aggressive than girls you can see it in any like child psychology experiments there are things that we biologically gravitate toward I think I mean there are definitely things that a culture can push on you but you can't eliminate natural biology biological tendencies right just ingrained some of the stuff yeah and then just some will just break away from that and be an Aries and just be well we both are we're both creatures of biological born grown and then learned half of our behavior is both biological and learned and so it's always been a debate of which one's greater which will cause the greatest effect and I don't think it's biological for someone to hate someone or have these sexist mindsets between boy and girl I think that's learned so they're trying to find a way to unlearn it so that's how they I think just to bring it's just to bring awareness that's what they're trying to do I think there's just a bunch of brainiacs and they're trying to separate Sweden from the rest of the world and say we're Swedes and we're evolved in this area I wonder if that's they want to be better than us that classification of people and separate could that eliminate teasing because kids are so mean in school and they're always looking for like oh I got teased for having a big booty I love your big booty right like if that sort of stuff is not supposed to be stressed upon and like not wearing the right kind of shoes or whatever I get made fun of too like is fashion going to be a non-issue I'm the fat kid in class actually yeah is economy going to be a non-issue like how equal is that going to make everybody and is it really actually going to work because kids are going to tease each other no matter what they'll find something yeah exactly like the thing with the cars so if they're finding four year olds and they're putting more value on these cars and stuff and the adults no no no you can't do that and you know it didn't work that was my solution well that might make it tempting for us to keep doing it if someone be bits on it right so I don't know those study peoples so I'm going to play a song from Penis Envy and then we're going to talk a little bit more this is Skid Row Studios on Sexy Time no this is Sexy Time talk on Skid Row Studios give us a call and tell us if you're Swedish hope you still believe all the things you read I hope this mentality is in your reality cause the info is in your head and the rude awakening between you and me your life has become a triviality I'm here to set you free you can't manipulate me fuck you cause you manipulate me all the world's stage being a doll is how you feel your purse so strong on lips and back of sad eyes no matter what you can't manipulate me you can't manipulate me fuck you cause you can't manipulate me you can't manipulate me you can't manipulate me pull up drawstrings show the audience those fake tears I could feel your affection I can see all your fears your friendship is a neurotic infection such a weak I'm the victim lost in your own affliction now all the world's at age being a doll is how you play your purse so strong on lips and back of sad eyes no matter what you can't manipulate me fuck you cause you can't manipulate me you can't manipulate me crying wolf of death you hear me you can reach you think you're one of the good life don't shit where you be bitch look at you I can't take care of me keep trying to face me this is why I set you free manipulate me you can see far past the shit you sleep in and that was Penis Envy the LA band yay we got Penis Envy in the house I don't know how do you guys describe yourself random punk random female punk we you know we all write equally for the band you know there's it's all based on quality so it could be love songs political songs vagina songs oh my god you said the word vagina your pants out speaking for the rest of the time yeah it's really about you know all of us have something to say so it's just about being able to create and say what we want to say and you know have other people you know be inspired to do the same how long have you guys been together as a band since October 2009 with some additions and subtractions in between wasn't it in 08 I joined in May of 09 oh okay so you guys were October of 08 yeah wow like two and a half almost three years and you guys are all women I know you guys are all women you have your singers not here right now she's not I forgot her name I'm sorry Bee Bee yes oh but you've had more than one singer we had a different singer when we first started the band and we also had a gay male drummer when we started the band oh okay yeah so it's not always been strictly female but it's just kind of like right now it ended up that way we kept it that way your current singer is like really good she's an amazing singer yeah she's awesome we love her she's a powerhouse yeah she's a great performer too that's a big thing for us because you kind of got to play with the crowd a little bit yeah you lose it that's the fun of our shows and we're not trying to be this great big rock band we're just trying to have fun and that's what our shows are about maybe play with your genitalia exactly let me just tell you listeners this band Payasa the guitarist she has a bright ass neon green guitar that looks like a toy it's my penis it's my penis that is my penis she plays it crazy she walks around Sarah is a little bit you're about five feet four foot ten four feet ten midget in Texas and your drums are kind of on the bigger side or are they small drums they're average size they're twice your size what are you talking about but she looks she's bite size they look big because I'm small because you're bite size and then Nancy has bright red hair and now you guys are doing your banana show at the end she ruined the surprise I'm sorry okay you can go home with a banana it's okay rewind it they do a good show and there's a big surprise at the end of their shows we're just funny and awkward we show off our bananas and our cherries we're weird we're like the creepy sexy voice that you don't want to hear late at night but you can't get out of your head listen to us yeah pretty much and we make girls smile I'm the creepiest one she's a real creep I'm a creep I'm so dude all the stalker songs she's got a love song about stalking I've got a love song about killing my current boyfriend that's our love song okay okay but the point right now though is why penis envy who came up with that why and why oh man well okay originally to be honest we were debating on the name with the original members at a bar and the original singer yeah she kept saying no to any idea no to any ideas and then any ideas she said we didn't finally agree and um the one thing we had in common was uh the band crass and we all love their their music and what they stood for and penis envy was one of their greatest albums and so we're like why not penis envy I mean aside from the great name you know it's definitely funny it's definitely sarcastic it's definitely like you know you know how many girls you know knows knows knows knows taught to like and you know well we're salami like penis too right you know so I mean it was it was kind of like fuck you know like it was meant to be sarcastic like we don't have penis envy but a lot of girls in life act like they do like when I joined the band I saw it as like like penis envy is supposed to be where women want to be men the idea that women are always jealous of men in some way and just and our songs are so about being strong and independent and and we're not needing men so it's just like saying we got your penis envy right here and cheek it's the opposite of being pink of it all you think we can't do it here's your penis envy right here which that also does take us back to the whole idea that we were talking about earlier about Freud and his ideas of you know like you know like you know like you know like you know like you know like you know penis envy which were retarded I mean not not many psychologists nowadays really look into that theory of Freud as accurate scientific you know as a psych major beware social psych so no therapeutic calls about your problems I'm gonna play a small clip do you subscribe to the Freudian theory of penis envy um I've never really thought about it why sometimes I think it might be nice to have one really not for sex for convenience you can't deny that by comparison our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance again I've never given it much thought we have time now think about it I love that show we do have penises at home that we do like to attach sometimes and detach I take it to show sometimes your real peanut oh your your detachable penis yeah and the ladies love it so do the guys though for your shows yeah weren't you gonna get me like drumsticks that look like a penis yeah but they were too wide for your tiny hands they were just too floppy it was too thick um so that was the big bang theory with Mayim Balik who Balik she's a real doctor I love it she's awesome oh that's from that 90s show blossom blossom but no but that was big bang theory no I know yeah she's a real doctor and like a neuroscience yeah yeah so with this penis envy it's like obviously Freud when in any psychological class any 101 yeah and psychology class they always have to still bring up Freud but then everybody still agrees all his shit's kind of bullshit yeah I mean like but we have to talk about him you bring it up you bring him up you study him for a minute you bring him up only because he was the founder yeah yeah! you know of psychology like the idea of like I mean before that it was philosophy and it wasn't supported in any shit we are farm so Freud was the first one to bring in some sort of scientific thing and some that all some of his research away from the penis NV and the child development have later on scientifically been like kind of like okay it has some support you know you Yeah, some does, some support that could pass as a theory. But a lot of it is just like outdated. It wasn't scientifically proven, you know, or not scientifically proven, but it wasn't supported well or didn't use the scientific method properly when it first came out. So they dismissed it throughout the years. Yeah, I mean, it makes for great movies and great things like that. Also, just... I mean, it's obvious in this point, like, you know, you can't prove that we have penis envy in our childhood. And I mean, you totally have penis envy. What are you talking about? Because he was talking, and this is not to be confused with small penis syndrome, you know, of men wanting to have bigger penises. But anyways, yeah, he was talking about because when women decide... Specifically women, right? Yeah, you know, women, when they're about three years old, so during the phallic stage from three to six, that they just realize... I don't have a penis. And that's when they become envious of not having a penis. It's like they even needed one in the first place. The thing is, I never saw one. I didn't know about penises at that age, three to six. I probably might have known about penises when I was six, one, because I didn't have a father. Because, you know, he's all about, oh, they want their father, and this and that. I didn't have a father around, so obviously... Well, who sees their father's penis when they're three? Hopefully not, because then you have another issue. Well, I mean, I think at that time, like, there were more couples, married and not divorced during that time. And he's speaking from a dude's point of view. Yeah, and he's speaking from a point where, like, they envy the, you know, they envy the father. They want to be with the father. The power. You know, yeah. That's when the men had the power. And that's where his idea kind of comes from. And it's like, oh, God, you're retarded. But, you know, and it frustrates me. I mean, you know, you get frustrated where people, you know, say, oh, yeah, I'm studying to be psychology, and they bring up Freud. I'm like, really? They bring up Freud? Like... Yeah. Well, because everybody brings it up. It's fun for a little... We're doing a little two-minute conversation about it. Yeah, but we're talking about how he's full of crap with the whole penis envy theory. You know what I mean? Like, that's okay. Oh, it's just because of your band. That's why we've been talking about it. No, no, no. I understand. But, I mean, you know, in 1900, men had power. And if that's what, you know, you had to have a penis to have power, and that's what women wanted. But you know what? Women wanted power, too. So, fuck it. That's the thing. And boy, did we get it. You know, and maybe that's the thing where they say, oh, you have a penis. I like, because I didn't know about this chick, psychoanalyst Karen Horney. Have you, did you study about her? Actually, I have not. See, and this is the thing, because Wikipedia is cool, and I know I keep studying for the show, reading about penis envy. So, there's the feminist psychoanalyst Karen Horney, and she was from back in the day also. She died in, like, 1952. She's German or something. Sorry, European. And, but her thing, her response to the whole penis envy was, no, you know, it's really womb envy, vagina envy. And talking about how, no, the real thing is that men are envious that women carry life. Women, you know, they have breast envy. They have all this stuff. And it's not true at all. Yeah, I don't know. Who knows? Well, we can have a baby without a man. How can we never study this chick? No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. If we have to talk about penis envy in every psychology class, why don't, you know, why doesn't she get mentioned? I never heard of her. That's true. That is very true. Right? Trying to say penises have all the power, but really, wombs and vaginas bring life. And suckle milk out of my boobies. There could be an argument. Like, there's some guys that'll be like, you girls are lucky you got boobies. You could go and get this for free and go get free tickets. You do, you know. You know what? And it's like, and I'm like, Like, you know what? That's kind of a good point. You know what I mean? Like, if I had a dick, I probably wouldn't get in the stuff I got into. And I probably wouldn't have gotten the stuff I got. And, you know, like. But the only thing, now maybe ladies, that this whole penis envy. And we're like, we're not really envious of becoming men. Maybe just the whole power thing. But more women now are having power anyways. But in that little comment from the Big Bang Theory of what she said was like, sometimes she has penis envy and just think about it because of our parts are like all high maintenance. She's getting to the point of masturbation, having access, having your penis, being able to pee in the streets. You know, that kind of. That is pretty cool. I think. Without getting it. You do. I do. But it's like, it's a messy operation. What? Oh, going and peeing in the street? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you're just like, oh shit. Yeah. I could just. Oh, it's on my shoes. Yeah. Sometimes you miss. It's like, God damn, I got on my pants. Fuck. I'm paranoid about peeing on myself like that. That's why I can't pee outside. Normally when I do it, I'm drunk. So. Yeah, you can't write your name. I can't even. I can't write my name on the snow. I'm really jealous about that. I want to write my name on the snow. So it's just for all. Okay. Listeners for just that part of physical part. That's the only reason that we could say, okay, you got it. I think most girls have said that before. It's so much easier to pee. Yeah. It's just out of convenience. It is. It goes both ways. I mean, guys wish they could like have the power of like boob hypnotic and ass hypnotic and they wish we could write. And multiple orgasms. Oh, yeah. Multiple different ways. But then the convenience of doing that all the time. I'm going to play one more song and then we're going to start our journey through the vaginal canal to the end of the hour. My legs are open. All right. I'm feeling. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Screaming, moving, screaming, moving Screaming, moving, screaming, moving Screaming, moving, screaming, moving Screaming women, I love her, I don't Screaming women, all they change Screaming women, all around Screaming women, screaming, moving Screaming women, screaming women Instigator Screaming women, all they change Screaming women, screaming women Screaming women, shooting, no Screaming women, it's called dancing Screaming women, screaming, moving Screaming women, I love her, I don't Screaming women, all they change Screaming women, all around Screaming women, screaming, moving Screaming women, screaming, moving Screaming women, it's the game, knows Screaming women, all they change Screaming women, screaming, moving Screaming women, shooting, no Screaming women, it's called dancing Screaming women, screaming, moving Okay, that was crass. Shaved women, but not from the Penis Envy album. It's just because I like that song because I don't know too many crass songs. That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, this is Sexy Time Talk on Skid Row Studios. Give us a call if you have a comment or, you know, if you're a breather out there and like to call us. If you're masturbating right now, give us a call. If you masturbate to us right now, I would love to know. She really would. I would love to know. She masturbates to me. She wants the happy ending. She wants the happy ending. Your low voice. I can't get enough of it. She's got a tongue. Turkey baster. So we got Penis Envy in the house. Payasa. Nancy. Oh, Nancy. I'm Immaculate C. We got Miss T. I forgot what's... Mud. Mud. Tree. I heard mud. It's a rainbow tree. Oh, yeah. We got drummers. She's a metronome. So the drummer from Penis Envy has a hickey. A really rather large one. She's allowing me to talk about it and she's going to talk. Why do you have a hickey? It's my gash. How old are you? Twelve. I'm twenty-eight. And somebody at work was like, what are you, fourteen? But it's cute. She's twenty-eight. Four foot... I'm not embarrassed. Four foot two. Yeah, she's showing it off. But this is a new lover you have that gave you this hickey. Yeah. And you're totally cool with it. Yeah. New lover, old lover. I think it's still fun. I'm going to give my man a hickey. I gave my man a hickey over the weekend. A visible one? Yes, on his neck. Oh, he's just like, you're taken. See, that's marking your territory. It can't happen with me. Uh-uh. It can't be visible. Nope. Like, I live with my mom, all right, because I'm a mama's girl. And, you know, she's Catholic, conservative, and, you know, she would yell the fuck out of me if I come home with the hickey. You know what? I'm like, neck down. Look, I got boobs. I got all these other body parts. You can aim anywhere else. Just not the neck, you know? You can aim. It's too hot for a scarf. It's just right there, though. Like, my boyfriend had to go to his nephew's christening afterwards, and I was like, eh, okay, it can be there. Huh. I know. Go for it. Yeah, because of work. I just can't. Yeah, it would be because of work with, like, the scrubs and stuff. Frozen spoons. I mean, how am I supposed to be teaching about, like, sex education and then having a fucking hickey? You know? It's part of sex education, though. That's the demonstration. Y'all, this is what leads. It's unplanned pregnancy. This is when you know he did it right. All right? This is when you know he did it right. This is when you know he did it right. Some people are visual learners. This is evidence of a good night. No, I'm talking about, like, exposure, like, you know, like, herpes. You could be exposed just by touching. Right. This is not pregnancy. You are not pregnant if you have this on your neck. This is love touch. Yeah, it's a love bite. No, I had a few hickeys back in the day when I just started kissing a virgin. I made the mistake of not knowing. I don't know. I guess when you first start learning how to hickey give someone. It's a lot of fun. I gave a dude one. They're so easy to kiss. Oh, crap. This must have been, like, four inches. I don't know. Your whole mouth. I don't know. Did you hickey? Did you hickey before you did that? Or did you just go hungry? It was really bad when all your friends, like, see you the next morning and laugh. If it looks like a bruise, he did it wrong. Why? If it looks like a bruise. He's not supposed to beat you with his mouth. He's supposed to, you know. There's a skill to it, you know. Whatever makes you feel good, man. And a good beating made you feel real good. My hickey over here is, it looks like it's about, hold on. It's over a week old. No, it's Monday. It was from Monday. Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Monday. Because I get my action on Mondays. It's only two days old? Yeah. Wow. And it's already turning yellow. See, it's not bad. It's not that bad. Also, it wasn't that dark in the first place. I put makeup on and I'm really pale. Oh, makeup. Maybe it's Maybelline. Okay. It's CoverGirl. Oh, wow. Well, anyways. So, this is sexy time. This is sexy. This is the cochina time of our sexy time. So, lubrication. Yes, I said it because, okay. I work a lot lately. I've been tired. What kind of work? What kind of work? Yeah, I'm like, wait a minute. No, do you think it's work? Life working girls? Over 40 hours of being tired and mentally. You need to lube up your plumbing? Driving. No, walking around, kissing some ass. Trying to earn respect. But, no, I'm just tired. And, you know, I want to give my mom, my man some love. And I feel bad. Like, you know, we couldn't do it. You know, it was period time. And I want to do it last week. You know, and I need to, like, make up. For the last time. And, you know, lubrication, the kind you buy. Yeah. I happen to have some and it works. Well, yeah, of course. That's what it's for. False advertisement if it doesn't. Indiana, are you a lube advocate? What the fuck is this company? Well, I wasn't really. I'm not a lube advocate because I didn't really have a problem because. No, it's not for a problem. It's just for extra added fun. I mean, it can be for a problem, but. The only problem it should be for is when you're having an anal. Your butt doesn't make a lot of lube on itself. No, later on in life. Oh, yeah. Wasn't that the original idea for lube? Is to, like, easier on the ass? Easy glide? Yeah. Or to put a speculum in, huh? For women that have a hard time getting wet. Well, no. See, I didn't really have that problem when I was working less. You're like, when I was working less, I could get into it. Yeah, I had time. But you know what's gross? Huh? Is the lube that you're supposed to use when you're giving head. Oh, flavored lubes. That shit's nasty. You know some guy did that shit. I had to end up using the other day because that's all I had. I got it for free from work. No, I hadn't opened it. I had it for a while. I got it for free. A big old little bottle of watermelon. The juicy squirts, or I don't know what it's called. Juicy squirts. It's so nasty. Is that just for telling the future? That's what we should call her. Juicy squirts. Juicy squirts. Juicy squirts. Awesome. I want to eat that. My point is, it was watermelon, but I've had it. It looks cute in the little bottle. Had it the other night. I was just exhausted. And, you know, my man cleaned up the house, did the dishes. He deserved it. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I love you so much. I'm going to pay you back. You look so happy. Of course, I said that at 5 o'clock when I was wide awake. And I was like. If you come over, you should come over by 9. I had a feeling he might come over. I was like, come over before 9. Give me time to rest. Sure enough, he was there. And I was like, damn. He's so handsome. He was like, turn me on. He's so beautiful. Love him. But my body was just. It's shutting down. My body just couldn't get in. It was not going to happen. Yeah, I want, you know, I make out with him. It's cute. I thought I was like, yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. And then it's like, oh, wow. I'm completely dry. So tired from work. So basically the watermelon saved the day. But see, yeah, you could use it to start off things. If you're not feeling that into it as a handjob first and then go right into it. Yeah. But it was like, wow, I'm amazed. You're amazed. But it's not something you would taste. Like for some reason, it doesn't taste good. Like it just. Well, it's all artificial. Nasty banana, strawberry. What the? You like that. No, it's this one like meat flavored. Meat flavored. Bacon flavored. Bacon flavored lube. I don't like flavored lube. It's nasty. I'm just saying that if you were going to add some type of flavoring to a penis, it'd be barbecue sauce. I like that. She had a point. She has a point there. Like fun with food. Yes. Because it's meaty. I've just tried the strawberry condom once. I just licked it a little bit, but I didn't. I wasn't into it. So then no one has like a favorite lube that everyone uses or anything like that? Here, everyone's just looking around. Should I say? Like, just say. I mean, is there. Oh, what about those glittery ones? Glittery ones? That's not a good idea. You know, the magical ones, the commercials. Oh, the ones that are supposed to make like for her pleasure. Yeah, like fireworks. Oh, they get hot or whatever. I don't use. I can't do like extremely hot ones. No, me neither. Have you tried it though? Yeah. I tried like the hot ones. I'm like, no, no. Burns. Oh, oh. Oh, like I see your water. It's hot. I need to help get it hot. My vagina does not need to be warm. It's okay. It's warm enough. You know, yeah, it was. It was. I needed an ice cube. So. Indiana has a comment. Do I? I thought you were ready to go on this comment. Oh, she's ready to go. Did you go? Got my lube on? Did you ever try any of those spicy, spicy lubes? I've tried the cooling ones, but I didn't like do it, do it with it. I was shredding my beef with it. I like that term. It worked. Yeah. It's, it's a Midwest thing. I haven't heard it out in LA very much. I don't know. I've never heard that term. We flick the bean, but not shred the beef. Yeah, we heard that one. I know flicking the bean. Don't, don't ever say that. I like that. I like shredding the beef. I mean, it sounds so much more brutal. Like, I am like really going at it. That does not sound great. I imagine girls with really long nails doing that. That's, that's what it's like. I, what, yeah, you know what they, you know what? When you watch porn, you see those long ass nails and they're fingering themselves. And I'm just like, ow. No, the nails are just in the, I hope they wash your hands. I don't want to, I don't want to shake girls' hands with long nails. With acrylics. Most of the time it's like yellow on the other side. When you look at it, it's really gross. And is there the glue on kind? Do they, can they get stuck up there? No. I mean, you can lose a nail. They can break. Pop off in there. I don't like guys with long nails. Just for like that reason. Like guys, trim your nails if you're going to finger a girl. You got to have manly nails. I think of girl nails. I think of like, you know, some nail. I think of guys' hands and I think like no nail calluses. Short calluses. It should be a little rough. Like your hands should not be softer than mine unless you're a very feminine gay man or a drag queen. Have them off. Yeah, I don't dig the nails. I mean, I want to meet a girl who says, yeah, man, I love those nails when they finger me. Like I haven't met one girl that says that, you know. Imagine them scratching yours. I'm like, oh. No, but acrylic. I mean, I'm not going to lie. Now I don't because I'm so cool on the guitar. But I mean, I really like short nails. And then also like with nursing stuff because of the whole bacteria business. But I won't lie. I've done acrylic nails when it was trendy in 19. Well, I guess it's still trendy for some people. I used the toys when I used to do that. Oh, you've had fake nails? The acrylic ones? The $20? I used to do fake nails. Yeah, like before. You did it. You did it. You got the fake nails. You did it. You got the fake nails. You did the little piercing on the end. I did the French tip. I did. A fancy girl. I was a fancy girl like when I was 15 and stuff, you know. And I did. But like I used the toys. Like I'm not going to finger myself when I have fake nails. Oh, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't touch my. I was a don't touch the no-no place, you know. Because we can't say vagina. But I didn't touch. So, you know, I had fake nails. I can't even button my pants on when like fake nails. Yeah. It's like, you know. They're great for picking your nails up. And I used to try to do. I used to do. I used to try to do push-ups with those things. What? But they weren't that long. You know, they might have been half an inch. But I was trying to do push-ups. I don't know. I was defending your country. Oh, I was in the military. You didn't get that. Yeah, I didn't mean that. I was like, what? Oh, yeah. I was in the army for a while. So that's why. I'm sorry. With your fake nails on? Yeah, but it was before the war. Okay. I was like, with your fake nails on? Yeah. Well, yeah. Because, you know, you're in uniform. You're a dude all the time, right? It was always plain dude. And it was kind of like we all had the same uniforms. Okay. Talking about like gender, whatever. Gender neutrality. Yeah. Yeah. And it was, there was still a sense of, you know, having to be tough and being a dude in a way. Most of the women, you know, they could wear a little makeup, a little lipstick or something. But, you know, our hair maybe would be like a bob or you wear a bun. And, but pretty much you're wearing the same uniform. It's bulky. And then the only thing is you could only do a few things to separate yourself. So, you know, having some nails would be. Like kind of feminine. But. But can you shoot a gun like that? Nah, I didn't wear them too long. I can never shoot a gun with my long nails. We didn't shoot guns. We shot rifles. On the range. You can shoot a rifle with nails. Yeah. This is for fighting. This is for fun. This is my pussy. This is my gun. That's right. That was my saying. But, yeah. So, tell me about a dirty sex experience. We got four minutes left on Sexy Time. And we want to hear something. Some nasty from Payasa. Oh, shit. I know you had a nasty story that you've been wanting to leak out. Remember, most of our listeners don't know us. What? She leaks a lot. I leak a lot. I sent the link for this radio show to her mom. Oh, boy. Yeah, my mom is totally going to love me. But we're just all joking today. It's all jokes. It's not real. A friend of Payasa. Oh, man. Like a gruesome one? Or like. You got a four minute one. Oh, shit. A three minute one. Oh, man. Like, I got. I got dirty places. Like, that's like. That's all I could come up with in my mind. Like, the list of all the dirty places. Like, car, mall, movie theater, shrine parking lot. Classroom. Actually, the classroom one was pretty interesting. No wonder you like your teachers. Are you guys in college? Was it in college? No. I was in junior high. Is this extra credit? What the heck is this? What the hell? What a badass. I'm all about. I'm all about sexuality. It's like straight porn. I know my ears. I'm just curious. I shouldn't have given the timeline. I'm speaking for your mother. I know. Oh, boy. Do not send this to my mom. Were you in junior high at 13? We were very young. Junior high at 12. Junior high at 13. Oh, my God. She's turning red. I think I was junior high at 13 because I was older than the rest. Okay. So, I didn't fuck in the classroom. But, no. It was interesting because we were like. You know how it is. You know how it is. You know how it is. You know how it is. You know how it is. You know how it is. You know how it is. It was interesting because we were like, you know how after lunch, some teachers don't want to deal with kids, so they give you, like, reading time, or, you know, like, just. Put your head on the table. Yeah, or, like, read, or whatever, because they don't want to deal with you. I was seven. Yeah, like, they did it in junior high, like, sixth grade, like, they did it, like, we were supposed to read our book, and, like, one of the guys that, at the time, was, you know, kind of, you know, kind of kinky, and, so, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, we were, So like when everyone was distracted and the teacher was like doing her thing, like I actually ended up giving my hand job like underneath the table. 13? I don't remember. I just know it was like around sixth grade. So I just know it was like. Now we're even younger. We're up a couple grades. From eighth grade to sixth grade. No, no, no. Junior high for me was six to eight. Yeah, same here. So that was my junior high, six to eight, you know. And then you're older. You were in eighth grade and he was in sixth grade. No, I was in sixth grade and he was in sixth or seventh grade. He was like 45. An older man already. But did you know it was called a hand job? Yeah. In junior high, as far as I can remember, most of my friends had given hand jobs and blow jobs before, by the time they were 12. Which school did you go to? I went to King. Is this downtown Omar Luther King? No, Thomas Starr King. It's in Silver Lake. Oh, I never heard of Omar. Martin Luther King? No, no, Martin Luther King. Who? What king? Yeah. No, what's the name of the king? Thomas Starr King. Who is he? I have no idea. Yeah, we didn't really go to school to study. We went to school to give hand jobs and blow jobs. You went to that school too? No, no, I went to a different one. You went to a religious school. No, not even that. I went to a magnet school. To a broke ass, like, L.A. U.S.D. magnet school. I think this is like inner city stuff because we're like on the virgin side. We didn't see penis. You guys were like, I didn't know. We were in college. We were virgins before our quinceañeras. No, we weren't virgins by the time we had our quinceañeras. You're talking, come on, you're talking. I didn't say all that. I didn't even want to know what Sarah's little age. She's all being all secretive right there. My big thing was I was a junior. I hooked up with an eighth grader. I don't even want to say it. And he knew what he was doing too. That's where just the tip came from. Yeah. Like at summer camp outside, anybody could have fucking walked in. Oh, cute. See, but I was standing. He was on his knees. I was standing. I could have just walked away. He was on his knees. Nice. Nice. That's where just the tip came from because that's how he got in her vans. Oh, yeah. You guys have a song called Just the Tip. Love it. We do. Oh, shoot. We're running out. Okay. Thank you so much for coming. Clean up after Nancy and Mud, also known as Sarah the drummer from Penis Envy. I'm Immaculate C until I get a better nickname. Check us. We got Mindiana Jones on the keyboards and Misty over there. This is Sexy Time Talk. Signing out. Bye. Bye. Are we out? I do not know. I do not know. Let's go. Let's go. Now ten years into the timeline. We've lost most lives and faith. Made an idol out of nothing.