LJ Montenegro interview, fitness trivia game

Good afternoon, everyone. It is 1 p.m. Pacific time. What does that mean? It's 4 p.m. Eastern time, which means it is time for Registered Ear Offenders, hosted by Sal Rodriguez and Chris Z, broadcasting out of skidrowstudios.com. How you doing, Chris? Pretty good, Sal. Pretty good. Can you hear me all right? I can hear you just perfectly fine. I'm not sure we're in the same dimension right now. No, you made the mistake that I made a few weeks ago. I must confess, even though this is not a confessions episode, that a few weeks ago when we had Marianne Sirk on, I give an honor apology to our guest Marianne Sirk from a few years, a few weeks back. Because I was high off of a dispensary edible. And unfortunately today, Chris, you are suffering the ramifications of experiencing a dispensary edible from last night. I did. I ate a cookie. I started, I ate it in thirds. And I would have been fine just eating two thirds of it. More than fine. But of course, like a jackass, by the time you eat that second third, that kind of pushes you into the realm of like, ah, I'm a hedonist. You know, the problem is, you know, years ago, back in the late 80s and early 90s, my friends and I would go to the skid. Not the skid row. We would go to the Grateful Dead parking lot when the Grateful Dead was in town. We'd go to the sports arena or whatever. We'd go to the parking lot. We'd buy edibles. We'd buy brownies. We'd buy cookies. We'd take them home. We'd eat them. We had a great time. It was great. I don't know what the deal is with today's edible from these dispensaries, but I have had more bad highs and bad trips from these edibles in the last few years. I am done. Yeah, that was, you know, I'm one spitting twice shy. I don't need to learn my lesson a second time. I'm done with those, those things. Everybody. You are. You are listening to registered ear offenders hosted by Sal Rodriguez and Chris Z broadcasting at a skid row studios.com. We are also on extreme talk XM one 65 Saturdays at 2 p.m. Pacific 5 p.m. Eastern. Chris, are you still with us? Yes. I'm alive and well, man. Thank God I got the rest of the day off after this. I'm, I'm calling it a day. I'm glad I don't look like you cause I got to take headshots later and I, I, I hate taking headshots. You know, as well as I do, you stand, you got to smile. You got to hold the smile. I do not like, even though I'm an actor. I'm an actor and comedian. I've been in many commercials. I do not like having my picture taken. Neither do I. And then so my mother always says that, uh, it's just, you know, every picture is just, there's a 99% chance that it's going to come out terrible. And 10 years from now, they're going to be laughing at the clothes you're wearing. That's what I hate is when you get the, you know, the picture of like, they snap it of you. You didn't even expect it to be taken. You get your parachute pants on, you know, I just hate photographs. Well, even if a family gatherings or parties, even here, when, when people want to take a photo, you can take promotional shots here at Skid Row in front of the nice, beautiful, banner we have on the background here. I do not like having my, my picture taken. And it's not even so much anymore that I think I look fat or I think I look ugly. Like I have thought that in years past, but recently I just don't, I really actually am more of a voyeur. I'm not an exhibitionist. I enjoy watching others. I enjoy being behind the camera. Maybe one day I'll be a director or something. I wish we could go back to the good old days where you took like one photograph a year. You dressed up for it. You know what I mean? They had the common combs there. Did you have that when you take the school photographs? Are you that old? That you would, you would go to take your school photograph and they would have these common combs and you would have to share the comb with every other kid in school. No, I do remember though. I did get drunk the night before my, my senior class picture. You know, the one that the portrait they do of, you know, like the tux. Yes. It just looks ridiculous. I have like my hair, like I had long hair back then and I didn't even comb it. I just pulled it back. I would love to see a picture of you with long hair, man. Do you have any photographs of you with long hair? Yeah, but they're all old. My hair has gone. It's a lot more coarse as I've aged, but it used to be very supple. You know, when I used to have long hair as well. And one day I'll show you a picture. And one thing I did that was very fun is one day I went to this black salon, an ebony salon, and the lovely black woman there put cornrows on me. So that was a lot. Yo, I loved, let me tell you something. I lived for a week with cornrows. It felt terrible. It looked great. It looked great. I never got so much attention from black girls in my life and I was in heaven. I've always liked cornrows. You know, for some, I mean, it's obviously never going to work for me, but, you know, ever since I saw it in the Naughty by Nature video, it's just because I couldn't afford a haircut. That's right. And speaking of former long hairs, we want to welcome back Mr. Nicholas Chacon because Jeremy Hansen is now with us. Jeremy's in San Francisco, I believe, having a great time. He's on one of his unexpected last minute trips. He's in Frisco having a good time with the gays. And we are here with Nicholas Chacon. Welcome back. Here I am. What's up, you guys? I'm still waking up. I got a flat tire on my bike, but it's all right. I didn't have any. Jeremy, Nick just sounds like he had an edible, but he did not have an edible. No, I'm just waking up. So I literally woke up like about an hour ago. I don't even know. Maybe a little more. Thank you, Mr. Nick Chacon. Our show is brought to you by Audible.com. And you can get a free audio book download by going to audibletrial.com slash Skid Row Studios and you can get a free audio book download. Chris, tell our listeners. What is on the show? What is on the show today? Or don't. Are you still in a haze? What is wrong with you? No, I was trying to let you know before we started the show that I don't have a format. I have everything but the format. That I emailed you several days ago. You didn't email it. I have everything emailed right in front of me. Look. I looked in my sent folder in my Yahoo, man, to double check. REO March 1. Links. Sketch. LJ's bio and links. But nothing else. I don't know what the deal is. Today's show. Oh, here it is. I'm just kidding. Okay, so you have the format. I do. Which means tell our listeners what's on the show today. It just wasn't close by. Sorry. You took the edible last night or today? I'm telling you, it carried over, man. I woke up and I literally had to like, you know, splash water on my face and go, you know, am I still under the influence? Is this, Chris, currently you are the best argument in favor of not allowing legalization and decriminalization. Well, I say this. How about with some proviso? Like there has to be a limit. Like no more cookie bomb, cookie monster like the thing I took last night. We've done station identification two or three times. So I guess. You're not supposed to read that on the format. I guess it's time for a YouTube talk. Of course, we have a full show with Chris's Corner, South's Weekly Rant, our special guest, LJ Montenegro. And we've got a special surprise for the listeners and for LJ Montenegro, but I won't give it away. It is a very special surprise. And I hope that you're not too doped out. And plugs and promotions. What's that? You're not supposed to read that. Chris Z. All right. We're going to get into our show. A lot of exciting things going on. This is a very historic time. And we'll start off by hearing from Mr. Dana White, president of the Ultimate. Fighting Championship. This was recorded a couple of years ago, brought to you by TMZ. He's recovering, right? He is. When are we going to see women in the UFC, man? Never. Anytime soon? Never. Never. Thank you, guys. That is Dana White saying that we will never see women in the UFC. And now here's Dana White just from a few nights ago. Here with UFC president Dana White just finished a historic UFC 157. Give me your first impressions on the night. It was a great night. Great fights. The main event lived up to the hype. It was awesome. It was an awesome night. It was an awesome night. It was an awesome night. It was an awesome night. It was an awesome night. It was an awesome fight. You know, a lot of people were talking smack that Liz Karmush was somebody we threw in here. So, Liz Karmush is the real deal. She's a very tough girl. She's got a record of seven and two. And let me tell you what, for people that are just tuning in, a lot of women that watched tonight might not understand, you know, the submission. When Liz had her back and had her in that rear naked and then turned it into what's like a neck crank and a face crank, that hurts really bad. And I can tell you this, Ronda isn't going to be chewing a lot of food tonight at her after party. But she got out of it. She got out of it. She got out of it. She got out of it, which is even more impressive. If you know what it feels like to be in that submission, it's terrible. And she gets out of it and then ends up pulling off her trademark armbar. And certainly an incredible fight. Where does this night rank in the history of UFC? It's a big one. This is a big milestone for us, obviously, with the women. First ever women's championship and it being such a great fight and being the headliner. It was a big night for us. And there was Mr. Dana White, UFC president, talking about the first ever, not only women's UFC fight. But women's UFC title fight, headlining fight from the other night at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California. So they opened big, huh? Oh, yeah. It was big. It was a big deal. And you know, this is the theme of our YouTube talk today is that we are talking about women today becoming, would the phrase be more violent? This is sort of a running theme. On our last two YouTube talks, we showed essentially women attacking men. Right. And so now, are we just in an era where women want to fight? Check out this other clip from the Young Turks. Leon Panetta, the defense secretary, has lifted a ban on women fighting in the front lines. So this means that as long as they qualify and undergo physical tests, women in the military will be able to fight on the front lines. So this is something that women have been fighting for in the military. Right now, we have about a quarter million women fighting our wars in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen. It's about 14% of the force. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. take a while to implement and they're supposed to get reports back on how the army and the marines are going to implement this now the navy and the air force already do this because they've already got uh pilots that are in the air they're women that's basically the front line in their uh field are women becoming more violent why why do women want to fight now what's going on here yeah what is the attraction to fighting i mean is this part of the women's live movement that they think hey we want to fight just like men i understand the uh the movement towards like no more domestic violence because getting hit sucks but who told them that uh you know getting beat up is fun well if you remember that movie enough with uh jennifer lopez i never saw it i do remember it okay so she plays i guess a woman who gets abused by her boyfriend i believe and then she learns how to fight in the montage in like two weeks i guess she learns how to fight and then she kicks her boyfriend's ass in the movie enough so you know here we are in an era where women women want to fight and by the way there's no shortage of chick fights on youtube no there's not uh you know and i wonder if uh society takes them as seriously as they would when you know because i've seen some shit uh i've seen this one video about um these these girls that actually like lured this girl to the house and like closed the door and you know and i was of the opinion that it's kidnapping like they actually took this girl in like a car and sequestered her with the intention of uh jumping her you know and and they they beat her pretty badly i remember having an argument with the co-worker just like he was like yeah you know we used to scrap all the time when we were kids i was like you know what when my grandpa was a kid they had slaves i don't you know i don't it's not i could make it acceptable you know we also are not only in an era where women are fighting now as professionals on the biggest stage in the world the ultimate fighting championship but also in the military on on the theater of war if you will but also it's getting a little bit worse and here's a clip from this guy called the amazing atheist i don't know if he's a friend of yours chris and here what here what he has to say about some recent events and about the show here this show called the talk let's hear what he has to say so there's this show called the talk it's called the talk it's kind of like cbs's answer to the view the premise is that a bunch of mindless chattering cunts sit at a table and talk about their problems i don't fucking know i don't watch the show i saw this clip on the internet where they were talking about this woman who chopped her husband's penis off and stuffed it in a garbage disposal and the great thing about this is every fucking cackling cunt on the talk decided to talk shit about this guy who just had his penis chopped off and laugh at him and uh sharon osborne saying like i mean i don't know the circumstances i don't know why he filed for divorce i don't know what was going on between them however i do think it's quite fabulous i mean i mean can you just imagine that thing whizzing around the disposal it's like why did this woman chop her husband's penis off and ask for a divorce and these cunts were cackling about it like you go girlfriend imagine if we lived in a world where a bunch of guys were sitting around a table on a tv show and they were talking about a story where a woman asked for a divorce so her husband chopped off her clitoris and her tits threw them in a garbage disposal and these guys were laughing about it where would you imagine that show taking place iran maybe so not only are women wanting to fight in every avenue but being violent and then when they are violent illegally violent they're kind of let off the hook and yeah we give them a pass there's always an excuse they remind me a lot about what they call religious apologists they never ever take responsibility for their actions or for the actions of people who uh do things based on their interpretation of the bible which is everybody the people who handle snakes that that comes from the bible but it was no no those people aren't real christians and there's never any progress on that front made because they're always dismissing every group well they're oh that's not what no that's they're a crazy interpretation you know like i always say i'm sure there was some people and you know and the nazis that were just genuinely following orders but we don't accept that excuse you have to kind of at some point draw the line you know you can't keep apologizing for people because even if you're not a part of it by existing you you're kind of a step in that direction you know i mean what's the word i'm looking for it's like for example i've read a story a long time ago about during world war ii some of the military guys to make a statement as a sociological statement they uh they wouldn't honor um segregation when they got back because they had just fought alongside you know people of color and these guys literally are depending on each other for their lives and then they get back here and they're told that oh you know you get to use the water fountain before him or whatever and they said no you know we're gonna and they they helped uh exacerbate the zeitgeist they helped those are troops troops coming back from europe and world war ii that didn't want to participate in segregation and that helps you know that helps move things in the right direction i just feel like religious apologists are the world and they're not the ones who are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who are the worst because uh we'll never ever be able to officially say you know what these people are are a terrorist hate group and if you've ever read anything like the westboro baptist church has said publicly or written or anything uh if they weren't hiding behind the bible they would be known as a hate group true so in this instance then would these be sexual apologists like i can't help but but but uh uh uh bring to mind lorena bobbitt lorena bobbitt chopped off her husband's penis threw it in some ravine and got the equivalent of what would be a slap on the wrist uh you know i don't know if you're not following the case now but they have what was it jody uh arias yes yes who is that i mean this is so ludicrous if this was a man claiming innocence people would be holding their belly they'd be belly laughing they'd be guffawing this woman uh shot these photos threw her camera in the laundry machine to ruin it and is still claiming abuse no history of abuse whatsoever no witnesses ever uh the fact that they're even entertaining that defense but they always do no woman ever commits a crime it's always some i was abused in some way or another yeah and we do have a lot of people who are like oh i'm not a terrorist you have a clip of jody right here remember be careful what you wish for harlem shake is coming to registered airfares that wasn't jody arias nick what did you do there i don't know i'm sorry man something just took came over me man we just had to dance for a moment that's all i'll tell you when i read it the more i watch a lot of violent stuff and you know what i'm a voyeur i do enjoy watching all the violent programming on youtube or wherever i gotta see some wonderful god bless you i gotta see some wonderful harlem shake uh chris there's a cough button uh in front of you there or you can also double as a sneeze button so there we are so we're gonna do a little bit of a dance here and we're gonna do a little bit of a dance here and we're gonna do a little bit of a dance here and so women nowadays wanting to fight becoming more violent but then on the other hand a lot of them not wanting to take responsibility or face the justice system as a man would when they commit a violent crime they always say he beat me that's why i cut his penis off and slit his throat if you remember mary-kate letourneau she made a mockery of the system i mean she went away to prison as soon as she got out resumed her relationship with the kid i got pregnant by that kid uh i mean it was one of these things where she wasn't the school teacher yeah yeah um wasn't even like supposed to ever contact him again you know it really just isn't taken very seriously yeah so women so you're saying women do not are not held up to the same standards judiciously as men are that's i guess that's the main argument is like if women want to compete with men do what men do you should be held to the same standards and you don't get off the hook like if if my girlfriend beat me which she does if my girlfriend beat me and then i i slit her throat i can't say she beat me that's why i slit her throat no one's gonna go for that you could say but you could be laughed at that one you would be laughed out of the one that always gets me is seduction and that that's a perfect that's exemplary of the double standard uh you will never hear a man claim that he was seduced that would just get him slapped that much harder if you know no i didn't have sex with that girl i was seduced by her well i was seduced by a tranny once but that's another time that's something only we would only entertain out of a woman's mouth uh as i remember uh tom likus had it on a show one time where a lady called in and she was um she went for a massage and you know she's in some vacationing some caribbean and she's in an island and she has sex with the masseuse you know who's this giant black guy and she knows now that the baby's gonna come out half black yeah so she's trying to you know solicit advice on how she's gonna break the news to her boyfriend who's obviously gonna realize something is amiss sure and uh you know she used that word seduction well the masseuse seduced me and that you know you say you're a grown woman you're an adult who is this you know they have magical powers you know i understand black men do have magical powers and our guest today can speak to us about that because he might have magical powers as a powerful black man he has stage magic i've seen him perform sound i'll tell you what this he does you know what hypnotic he is he really is i really enjoy his timing i was watching him he's i swear to god i hate fart jokes i was actually laughing at his timing on his fart jokes he's extremely likable and it's ironic because i mean if you've seen him uh he looks um you know like you just uh like juggernaut without the helmet on well he is a personal trainer as am i but he actually looks like one that's the difference between between it's all about clientele so i always tell us how you're doing and i'm like oh you're doing too good for your your particular clientele so stay the way you are well you know what somebody told me a guy told me who i work with at his home he says well you know you're the kind of guy so where you know somebody wouldn't be intimidated to have you in their home i'm like oh thanks is that supposed to be a compliment anyway he gives me a check so whatever yeah i told you that when i'm on la casting submitting myself for roles um i mean i hear i hear a bell go off in my head whenever i see not too good looking that's like that's that's me that's not too good looking all right we're gonna move right along with our show that was the end of youtube talk we're gonna get into our next segment which is chris's corner give me some music yeah i decided to start my own religion not some fly-by-night cult although my own cult complete with psychotropic drugs and a harem of teenage wives sounds awesome i hope to build something that could still be standing 2 000 years from now i've even come up with a nifty name for my faith christianism after yours truly what i really want is power i realize that the quickest way to come to power is through military conquest but i don't want an empire built on conquered subjects thirsting for revolution i want the kind of fanatical devotion only religion can garner you're probably wondering chris who is going to subscribe to your religion and why i'll tell you who the lost lonely and down on their luck and those possessed of normal human frailties but less than normal intelligence and i'll tell you why because i'm going to prey on the fear of death mankind's achilles heel consider that the meaning of life is not the only thing that can protect you from the fear of death it's the fear of death is no closer to being known now than it was the first time it was discussed millennia ago if i claim to have the answer i'll become more than a king among men i'll become a king of kings among men and if i make people believe that there is a sanctuary where residents are reunited with long dead loved ones they will gladly devote themselves to lifelong servitude to secure lodging the best part about this empty paradise promises that i never have to worry about dissatisfied customers crying fraud by the time they realize they've been had it's too late but for this free will extortion scheme to work there has to be some repercussions for not embracing my dogma i asked five people what they considered the worst way to spend eternity and three said burning so burning it is now for christianism supplemental literature i penned some asap style fables plagiarized a handful of actual ancient religious texts and wrote myself into certain historical events to make it read like i was responsible for their occurrence this book is gonna sell like hotcakes i won't be happy till there's one copy collecting dust on every christian's bookshelf and then i'm gonna open franchises on every corner and every overweight red state from coast to coast my deistic status will no doubt come with a substantial measure of accountability when babies are born hair-lipped and granny succumb to cancer my disciples will demand to know why i did nothing to shield them from darwinism i've come up with two solutions for this problem a a nemesis who exists only to thwart my benevolent agenda someone or something who revels in perpetuating sorrow evil etc and whenever my followers find themselves up to their nostrils and shit luck they will know who to blame two faith like the proverbial carrot before the mule faith will keep my jackasses marching any questions i can't answer i'll answer have faith when my congregation wonders why i don't simply wave my omnipotent hand and feed the multitudes of starving people on this planet my followers will assure them that there is some divine purpose to my happen have faith my flock of sheep will Chris works in mysterious ways undoubtedly christianism will dodge and draw detractors who will use astronomy archaeology geology paleontology historical records and just plain common sense to point out inconsistencies in my book and conundrums in my doctrines i'm not too worried about them my curriculum demands that its students make themselves so obdurate to reason that even divine intervention can't undo their brainwashing i know how far-fetched the whole thing sounds but something tells me it just might work that's chris's corner thanks for stopping by you how does it feel knowing that you will burn in eternal hellfire well that's you know i i subscribe to the nordic hell so it's a eternal freezing did you know that what oh that hell's actually cold and they're uh and they're norse legends you know because that's the wasteland they lived in so i think i would rather burn than than freeze i don't know man i don't know which is more painful um i know sometimes when you when you're freezing you think you're burning ever hear that yes i have heard that yes they find sometimes they find cool you know people like i love it when i'm freezing i'm freezing i'm freezing i'm freezing i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen i'm frozen They say, I'm burning, and they rip all their clothes off. And you suffer from hallucinations. I know your brain starts firing off all kinds of crazy things when you're dying and you're freezing to death. Is that how you felt last night on that edible? Actually, I felt fine last night. It's only this morning when I woke up and I felt like I had the flu. So you didn't vomit or anything? No. Because I vomited the last time. Speaking of going back to the UFC, I missed that UFC because I took an edible, and I was vomiting in the bathroom and missed the premiere of Women's UFC. I was so pissed off. That's when I drew the line and said, that's the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm done with it. Yeah, yeah. I'm retiring from grass once and for all. Well, no, there's edibles, and then there's smokables, and I'll take the smokables for now. Although I am becoming an alcoholic. The transition from stoner to alcoholic is going a lot smoother than I had expected. All right, we're going to get into it. Oh, we want to remind everybody you're listening to Registered Ear Offenders with Sal Rodriguez and Chris Z on skidrowstudios.com. Also on Extreme Talk, XM165. 165. 165. You know that? On the schedule, on Extreme Talk, XM165, we're listed right underneath Jesse Jackson's Keep Hope Alive show. Did he only do one, or he's a recurring segment? He has a show on Extreme Talk, XM165, and he is listed right above Registered Ear Offenders. Jesse Jackson or his ne'er-do-well son? I think it's actually the actual Jesse Jackson, Mr. Keep Hope Alive. I think that's the name of a show, Keep Hope Alive. Cool, man. That's kind of fun, huh? My mother voted for him when he ran for president, I think, in 84. My God, time flies. I do remember that. Yeah. We're going to get into Sal. Sal's weekly rant. Too many people want your money. Take Facebook, for example. There's no shortage of friends asking for funds for their independent film project, for any number of political causes, and for various animal rescue organizations. Along the street, there is never an end to beggars, door-to-door solicitors, and hipster Greenpeace workers. How the hell do we give to all of them? I believe in charity, and I understand that money makes the world go round. But it's just too much, day in and day out. Might I suggest volunteer work as a substitute for a monetary donation? I used to donate to feed the children, until I heard that most of the money went to line the pockets of the group's leadership. I recently found satisfaction reading news articles for the blind and visually impaired at the Braille Institute. And this week, I'll be applying to the Big Brother program in an attempt to provide to someone what I never had. As Gandhi said, be the change you wish to see in the world. But there is just so much. And just too much. Choose wisely, my son. I was walking out of Trader Joe's yesterday, when I was approached by a petitioner. I didn't have my guard up, because I seldom get approached by petitioners. I figure it's because I'm a Mexican guy with a shaved head. And they figure we only get involved if it involves immigration. This guy was part of a legalized gay marriage advocacy group. For the record, I believe gays should have the right to be married. Better them than me. He asked me to fill out a form and make a donation. I asked if we could scale it. I skipped the form, and I will gladly make a donation. I begin to reach in my pocket, pull out some cash, when he stops me and says he doesn't take cash. Instead, he asked for a check. I told him I didn't have my checkbook. He asked for a credit card. I lied and said I didn't have it with me. I wasn't about to hand my credit card to a stranger on the corner, even if he is slim and wearing a sweater vest. He said I can go online and make a donation. I said cool, and I walked on. Later, I looked online at his cause and many others. Again, I believe gays should have the right to marry. But after some research and multiple causes worthy of my support, allowing Bob and Ted to have their special day pales in comparison to helping little African kids fix their cleft lips. Sorry, gay people, I support you. And perhaps one day I will put my money where my mouth is. But for now, I'll put my money where little Adongo's mouth is. That's Sal's weekly rant. Thank you very much. That's funny, Sal. It's like, you know, when I talk about I was just reading this article and there's a lot of feminist writers out there who have to publish or perish. And so they, you know, write these faux enraged, you know, articles about, you know, this misogyny and if you heard that joke that was made at the Oscars where the kid where Seth MacFarlane, the host said, you know, she's nine years old. That means in 16 years she'll be too old for Clooney. Yes. Like somebody. Not only do they make it this woman claimed the joke was sexist, but claimed it was racist, even though the joke is entirely at Clooney's expense. And no, no mention of her race was ever made. Wait, how how did how did they say it was racist? She used some word, you know, some intellectual snooty word. Like, you know, quasi racist or something, you know, but with no substantiation. And she just it's funny. She just lumped in with that. She's like, you know, we live in a world where, you know, there's acid attacks. Yeah. Nobody nobody disagrees that acid attacks are horrific. But modern feminism in the United States, especially from an attractive woman, is the mother of all white people problems. There's no bigger asset. There's no asset that can get you farther in this country of being an attractive white woman. And especially with with expendable income. So they can get their huge lips and and Botox foreheads. Expendable income. Yeah. That comes from a source thing. And in return, that man gets to keep his dick warm at night. From his mistress. All right. We're going to move right along with our special guest for today. Chris, would you do us a favor and announce our special guest for today? Special guest for today. He enrolled the world famous second city in his hometown of Chicago, then relocated to Los Angeles, decided to take stand up comedy class. He's now a member of the Chicago! Kind of on a lark and now he calls it a calling. He's known as the raging bull of comedy. He's appeared on the Young and Restless soap opera, toured with such names as Monique, Charlie Murphy and Tom Papa. And apparently had a couple. Are these just names you've toured with or have you made a. Don't be modest, please. You don't come on the show to be modest. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome LJ Montenegro. What's up? How y'all doing? LJ Montenegro, welcome to Registered Air Offenders with Sal Rodriguez and Chris Z. How are you today? I'm good. How are you guys doing? Very nice. That's a very nice shirt. You got a fleur de lis on there. Are you a French lineage? Sure. Let's say yes. That's another thing, Sal, that I know about this guy. Every time I see him, he's always well dressed, impeccably dressed. Every time I see him. I want to look good for real. Oh, now am I on? Yeah. OK, now you're on. Because I know I couldn't hear my voice, but I just thought it's because I was black. But whatever. Yeah, the microphones are racist or quasi racist. Yes. So what's new, man? What do you got going on? What's big? What's on your plate? Well, I just got back from I was on the road, just got back from Texas. I'm at the Comedy Store tonight and the Ha Ha Cafe. I got two shows tonight. To El Paso? Yes. That's a hell of a haul, man. Yeah, it is. It's fun. Did you fly there or you road tripped it? I flew. I flew, yeah. You flew? I flew. You know, I just grab a mic, start flying next to you. You know, I'm in El Paso. That means he drove there with a mic. He's like, I'm going to window down his arm out. It's called the flow. I flew. Now, LJ, it doesn't say this on your bio, but I understand that you're also a musician and you have recorded music. Yes, I produce music. I put out a CD called Famous with a P.H. because, you know, that's how we spell it. And it went double copper, I think it was. So what were you doing? Were you singing? Were you rapping? What were you doing? Then I was rapping and produce. I produced it myself. Now I just produce music, try to get a couple of soundtracks on, try to get on a couple of soundtracks and films and stuff like that right now. So, yeah. So you do it all. You are all over the place. I try. Jack of all trades, master of none. You know. No, no. I've seen you. You are you are a busy comedian. You're always somewhere. Even if you're not booked, you're out there hustling. You're out there networking, schmoozing, making contacts. You are very, very, very busy with your stand up comedy. Yeah, I'm just trying to, you know, I just want to stay relevant. You know, like they say, you can't get famous on your couch. So I make sure I'm out every night. Just like I said, if I'm not performing, just out in front of people who book shows and try to book shows, try to network, you know, a website or some central promotion thing. I have, you know, LJ dot com, but you must spell it out. E LJ, a Y E dot com. All my information is on there. All my shows and, you know, stuff like that. We know we have a lot of comics on the show because mostly that's our circle. Right. Circle of friends. But man, LJ is one of those kind. You got to see this guy if you get a chance. I mean, this dude destroys rooms. It's true. I mean, like it's not just like like, oh, he put on a good show. Like this is one of those dudes like you leave there like with a torn frickin abdomen. It's true. And, you know, we do have a clip of LJ from the good old comedy time saga. Oh, thanks. But don't get me wrong. I like older women, too. I like older women, but I don't mean old like cougar. I mean, so old like saber tooth tiger damn extinct. Right. I mean, oh, I want a woman so old, like on her birth certificate on the birthday. It just says once upon a time. That's what I'm talking about. And even if I do get her pregnant, the kid will come out fully grown. That's what I'm talking about. I mean, oh, I'm going to tell you something. Hey, listen. Young fellas, if you get you an older woman, you better know how to treat it because you can't treat old women like you do these little young women. No, no, no, no. Because old women been through some things like the depression. And, you know, so you have to treat old women like you do old Nintendo cartridges. Don't do it. Mix it. No, it don't work. Because, see, I eat meat. I like a steak. And I'm going to tell you like this. I don't know what happens to vegans. I don't know what happens to vegans. But see, when you eat meat and you fart, OK, oh, it smells like a fart. What came out of her smell like eight years of bad decisions? I don't even know what that was. No, I don't know. I don't know. It didn't even sound right. No, because when we meet, we have different ones. Like we got like the presidential fart. You got that one, right? You might need health care, but it's awesome. Do you get that smooth jazz? Like, you got that one? Oh, don't forget about that quiet storm. Did you eat sulfur? What was that? But for some reason, when she did it, it sounded like Edward G. Robinson. It was like, yeah. What is that? What is that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. No. Yeah. Uh-uh. And it was hot. The cover, there was like this back draft. It was like, ah! I had to stop dropping. I was like, what? What? This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. This side. Like you got the white audiences, you got the black audiences. I used to do chocolate sundaes at the Laugh Factory. Talk to us about how different audiences receive you. Do you notice a difference? Do you perform differently depending on the audience? Actually, I do. I do. I don't really do different material. It's more of the way you present material. You know what I mean? Depending on, because I've done shows for very conservative white audiences, very G-rated. I've even done a show at Cal Lutheran College where I had to throw the Edward G. Robertson to them. And I was just trying to teach the kids. Learn your history. But seriously, it's more of a tone and the way I structure jokes depending on the audience. For lack of a better term, if it's more of an urban crowd, as you say, we'll call it that politically incorrect. Urban. Oh, politically correct. If it's an urban crowd, I get more vulgar. I get more animated. If it's a more conservative crowd, I can still do the same jokes. But the delivery is a lot different, I guess you can say. Because I can still do the fart jokes. I can still do the... You know, the racial stuff, the violent stuff. But it's more delivery, I find. Like, I've noticed that, you know, over the years that I've seen you, is you're an adult. You do comedy. You're an adult comedian for adults. But you're not vulgar. You don't cuss. I don't hear a lot of cussing from you. No, I don't. My whole thing was, it's like when I first came out, I thought I had to. Then I heard this thing, like Bill Cosby is one of my favorite comedians. And, you know, his whole stigma, his whole thing is him being so clean. And so when I once asked him if he was dirty, he said, oh, yeah, I knew how to get dirty. But I just think all these young comics start off blue. They have nowhere to go if you have to. And he said, you know, you start off doing it his way. And then if something happens, you know, a heckler, your room calls for it or whatever, you have some place to go. It's kind of ever since then, I just started writing a different way. I just said, well, let me start. But it's a lot easier to dirty something up, if you will, than it is to write a dirty joke and try to clean it up. Scarcity is the essence of value, man. If you keep dropping F. Bombs, you know, by the third one, it's lost all weight. But then meanwhile, you know, you look at icons like if you go back in time to Delirious and Raw. Yes. I mean, talk about, I mean, Ed Norton is fucking Ralph Cramden in the ass. I mean. Right, right. You know, so how do you come to, and Chris and I talk about this all the time because Chris prides himself on being a clean comic. Me, I'm sort of indifferent. I don't care. I could go blue if I feel like it. I really don't care personally. But how do you really come to terms with that? Like you advertise yourself as a comic, but not necessarily. A clean comic and not a dirty comic, but you can go either way. Right. And my thing is like I say I'm a comic first. You know, it's like I don't, I never say I'm a black comic or, you know, this kind of comic. I say I'm a comic first. I try to be a stand-up comic first. And then depending on the situation, I can tailor my, because people ask me, what do you have? I said I can do G. I can do PG-13. I can do R. And I can go vulgar. I will say I'm more comfortable PG-13. You know, because I love innuendos. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And that's actually more fun for me than dropping a bunch of, you know. And a good innuendo can fly over a kid's head and they wouldn't even notice. Exactly. Exactly. Because one time I actually showed up at a show. Well, I just thought it was a college show, so I was going to do some stuff. But then we ended up having, it was a fundraiser. And one of the women brought her kids. And they were like five and seven. Then right before the show, it was more like, you know, okay, we got a five and a seven-year-old here. So you can't do anything. You can't even suggest stuff. Mm-hmm. And it's probably one of the most fun, one of the more fun times I've had on stage ever. It's basically. Because for me, it was, I turned the act of having sex to playing PlayStation. It was PlayStation. So anytime I made any reference to PlayStation or playing video games, hitting the buttons, the adults knew what I was talking about. So it was funny to them. And the kids actually thought I was talking about playing video games. Well, you mentioned PlayStation. And then in your bit here, you mentioned Nintendo. Are you a gamer? Yes. Well, I spend a lot of money on games just so I can play football. Yeah. I love Madden. I have a PS3 and a. An Xbox. And I have Madden on both stations. I mean, on both systems. I'm curious here about the Young and the Rest. Yeah. What was that? It seems like such an eye out of left field credit. Yes. I love that. That's why I do it because it's kind of like, ah, what's coming out here? It's an audition for Young and the Rest. It's funny. I heard you guys talking earlier about cutting off penises and all that stuff. I actually auditioned. I knew the casting director of Young and the Rest when I first moved here. And I actually auditioned to be on the soap opera as a rapist. And I can do anything. It's like, seriously, that's kind of like the only thing that I have a problem with. Just because I have two daughters. I was raised by my mother. And I have a little sister. So the thing of rape irks the hell out of me. So it was hard for me to play a rapist. Yeah. And the casting director saw it on my face. She said, you're not. I said, no, I'm not. I'm sorry. And I explained to her. So then she called me back. She said, I got a perfect role for you. You're going to make you a prisoner. I was on it for like a week. You're a prison rapist. But wait. You're only raping males. You're getting. Being raped in prison. But here's the funny thing. It's like, I was like, uh, there's steroids. She said, no, what it is, is you're going to be a prisoner. But I guess one of the main characters was arrested for statutory rape. So they put him in jail in my cell. So I had to do prison justice on the rapist. I was like, oh, count me in. So that was kind of how it was actually. She said, this would be perfect for you. No, wait a second. Statutory rape for a guy over 18 had sex with a woman who's under 18. Correct. LJ, you would kick my ass then if that were the case. Yes. If it were my daughter. If it were my daughter, oh, hell yeah. Because when I was, I think when I was 18, I was dating a 17-year-old. We were riding, you know, 17, 18. That's crap. That's, that's, that's, that's more of a, that's, that's abusing the privilege, abusing the law, I should say. Because if you're, if you're, if you're like 17, 16, you turn 18 and she turns 17, then technically it's statutory rape. But that's BS. Yeah, it's absurd. I mean, I remember when I was in high school, there was this couple and she was, she was in ninth grade and he was a senior. And they stayed together for years. So at some point he was not only older than her, but even out of high school. And still, but they were a couple, you know? Yeah. I think it is strange though, how society has really glommed onto this idea that 18 is this magical number. Right. Because it hasn't always been that way. No. It's an arbitrary number. Yeah. But people really seem to endow it with respect. Yes. I always say, you know, that little restaurant I used to work at right off Ventura, there's a lady there, man. Beautiful, nice, sweet. She got married when she was 16. She's Mexican. Right. You know, back in her little village. She got married when she was 16. Yes. She has a 19-year-old daughter. She's like my age. She has a 19-year-old daughter. Right. Perfectly happy. Right. Nobody can claim she was a victim. She wasn't manipulated by a male. You know, she's just a perfectly happy person. I just think it's funny that Americans are so quick to project our views on other people, you know? LJ, you mentioned your daughters. You have a couple of daughters. Yes. Are they in Chicago or are they here? One's in Chicago. One's at Florida State. So last year at Florida State. And did you have an ex-wife? Were you married? Oh, yeah. I have an ex-wife. Those are the best kind of wives. We get along so great. Are you dating anyone now? Are you married? Are you out there on the hunt for a new woman? I'm never on the hunt because, you know, look at me. It just comes to me. Let me stop. No, I am kind of dating right now. I'm kind of dating right now. Beautiful woman. Well, to be stereotypical, is she a little Asian woman? Of course not. I've never been with an Asian woman. I've tried, but it just never happened for me. Really? Yeah, me too. I'm the same way. It's not by choice. I wish it. Yeah, it's like, you know, it just never, ever happened for me, you know? You know, I wish you could have been with me when we were in Japan. We toured Japan a few years ago with the U.S.A. and I'll tell you, you would have loved it out there. Oh, I'm telling you. And, you know, they're starting to advertise on these little Asian girls in Japan. They're starting to put stickers on their thighs. You guys read about this recently? Oh, with the advertising, right? Yes. Yeah. Oh, boy. I'm trying to do that for me, you know? Hey, any type of... Stickers on their thighs? Yeah, they're putting stickers on their thighs. So then you look and you're the jerk. Well, I would look. When I was in Japan, I noticed that the Japanese guys don't look. I mean, they would be standing next to a beautiful little Japanese girl with high heels, with the little plaid skirt. And they would not look. I'm there drooling, but they would not look. Yeah. It was kind of interesting. So tell us what else you're doing with acting. You're on Young and the Restless. So you got anything else you're doing right now? Are you still out there auditioning? Out there auditioning for commercials. Still trying to do that. TV shows, movies, whatever my agents call me up for. I'm out there trying to make it happen, man. Now, you were also... I remember seeing you in... Was it an independent film or a webisode where you were coming down a hill about to kick somebody's ass? Oh, my God. What was that? Yeah, what was that? Was that a webisode? Yeah, that was some web show. I did. I've done so much free internet stuff. I was about to say, free shit? Is that how you go? Oh, my God, yes. That's just so much... I have a huge internet presence out there. Because sometimes I'll Google my name just to see what's out there. And I'll forget stuff that I've done here and there. Well, speaking of your name, Montenegro. Is that your real last name? It is not. I will tell you the story. The whole Montenegro thing, I love it. First of all, it sounds cool. And I love when Latin women say it. I do love the Latin women, though. I just like the way they say it. The way they say my name. Montenegro actually happened... I have to give Fernando Flores. You know Fernando, right? Yeah, yes. And I think Chris knows him, too. You know Fernando, yes. Okay, what happened? When I first moved here, I went to a show at the Ice House. Their show... It was just a Latin show. And I went in, and there were so many hot women there. I'm like, dude, you have to let me do this show. And at the time, I was just going by LJ. That was just one name, like, you know, Michael, Prince, Madonna. You know, just one name. That's all I needed. And he said... This is a Latin show. We try to book mostly Latin comedians. And I'm like, well, what about Dominican? I'm Dominican. And he looked at me like, what? I said, no, I'm serious. I'm like a black Dominican. My dad was Dominican. You know, we were black Dominican. He said, oh, I didn't know that. He said, what's your last name? I was like, Montenegro, Black Mountain. I don't know. And he said, oh, I didn't know. Did he giggle when you told him that? No, he thought I was serious. I did it with a straight face. I was serious. I would believe it. Why wouldn't I believe it? You're a man who looks like a black mountain. Right, exactly. And he bought it. Yeah, I said, yeah, my grandmother. I said, blah, blah, blah. And so they said, okay. So they booked me as L.J. Montenegro. And then at that time, that's when I met Rudy and Joey Medina. And all this, like a lot of guys were just there. And so he said, oh, come do my room. Come do my room. And they just kept introducing me as L.J. Montenegro. And it kind of stuck. It's funny that you used to tour the Latino rooms and I used to tour the black rooms. Yes. I got a lot of love. I don't get any love from my brothers. I have none. Do you date black women at all? No. If they let me, yeah. I'm not prejudiced. Okay, you'll date all across the board. Oh, my God, yes. Yes. Big women, little women, tall women, short women. Yes. But being in shape. Pretty much all you need is a vagina. No, but you're in shape. You got to have a woman who's in shape, right? Right, yeah, exactly. Because I think it's not like, it's not a conceit thing or an arrogance thing. It's more of a, because I think women out of shape just don't care. And I need you to care about yourself for me to date you. You know what I mean? It's just like, if you're just sloppy for no reason. I agree with you. It's the principle. Exactly, it's the principle. With you know who, who I used to live with, that used to kill me, man. Because I was out there working hard. I'm auditioning. I was working. I'd go to the gym from 11 to midnight right before they closed. And to come home and find her just slumped in the recliner. It's like, after I'm putting in my time to look good, why do I care about someone who clearly doesn't care as much? Exactly. And sure enough, after it was too late and we broke up, she admitted that, her own mother told her, you're gonna lose your boyfriend. I mean, the way you keep this house, you know? And her mother actually told her that. See? And she chose not to, you know, not to adhere to it or take action, you know? Yeah. There's a show here on Saturdays called Bad Advice where we do around the table comics and people ask questions. And this guy was asking for advice because his girlfriend liked to primp all the time. He's like, she always likes to primp. She's always staring in the mirror and always primping. And he didn't like this. And I'm like, I want that. I know. Hell no. I want a girl that's all, I want a girl that is constantly concerned about her appearance. Yes, me too. And I, and I, and I'm not the guy, and I don't, so I'm not a jealous guy. So if I go out and my girl's looking good and guys are eyeballing her, I love that. That bothers me. I have no problem with that at all. I like dating a woman, and I've had this in years past where I'm dating a woman where guys did not believe that she was with me. Oh yeah? No, come on. Even when she said so. No. No, no way. Hey, listen, because you're in great shape, because you're a personal trainer, and because I am too, although you look like one, we are gonna have a very special game show today that's gonna be called Okay. And the game show is called Stomp the Trainer. And this is where, now this is completely fair the way that we do this. We've done this before with other guests. Okay. Chris has created a list of fitness related questions. Okay. I've never seen them, I swear to you. Okay. And he's gonna ask us the questions, and you and I will compete against one another for a bottle of protein powder from Trader Joe's. Yeah, yeah. And you will have your selection, if you win, you will have your selection of either vanilla or chocolate protein powder. And if you do win, I hope you choose the vanilla. Okay. All right. So ladies and gentlemen, oh, by the way, the way that you buzz in is you say your name. So you would say LJ and then give your answer. I will say Sal and give my answer. So ladies and gentlemen, it is Sal Rodriguez, personal trainer, versus LJ Montenegro, personal trainer, in Stomp the Trainer. Stomp the Trainer. Oh, he's gotta lick one up before we do it. I gotta get amped up. Question number one of Stomp the Trainer. And you guys are, again, shout out your name. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Question number one, how many calories does it take to burn one pound of fat? LJ. LJ Montenegro. 3,500. Damn it. That's absolutely correct. To the zero. To the number. Wait, wait. Did you say two to zero? Yeah. That's one to zero. No, no, no. I said, like, absolutely correct. To the zero. Oh, I said two to zero. I'm like, hey, man. Slow down. All right. I got two points. Okay. All right. All right. I'm gonna get serious now. If LJ gets a question right, it's two points. If Sal gets it, it's one. Perfectly fair game. Question number two. Blank, often abbreviated as ACL, is one of the four major ligaments. Sal. I can't remember my name. Anterior cruciate ligament. That's correct. Yeah. Cruciate. How about cruciate? Oh, okay. They don't have to pronounce it properly. Okay, well, hang on. Hang on. Let's let Nick decide. Then you be the judge. I said anterior cruciate ligament, and the correct pronunciation should be cruciate. Nick, what do you say? You be the judge. Cruciate. It's close enough. Yeah. Okay. One to one. Let's do this. You said it with such, just such pride, dude. He's like, ah. I want to win, man. I feel like he's a British physician. Anterior cruciate. Yeah, it's ligament. Exactly. I got my repetition on the line. Repetition? I got my reputation on the line. Okay. Question number three. How many consecutive Tour de France's did Lance Armstrong win? LJ. LJ. Seven. That's correct. Damn it. I'm like, huh? That's not really fitness related, Chris. Come on. It's a sport. That's sports related. Why don't you ask us a bowling question while you're at it? Question number four. Sal just lost a point, by the way. According to Wiki Answers, how many skeletal muscles are in the human body? Sal. Sal. 262. That's completely incorrect. Oh, God. I just had to, I just talked to someone about this. Fudge. Wait, I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question? According to Wiki Answers, how many skeletal muscles are in the human body? Oh, I forgot. Oh, skeletal muscles. I thought bones. See, I need to listen more. My girlfriend is right. I don't listen. Go. You can still have it. Okay, muscles. Sal. Sal. Wait, can I say? Can I say that again? Yes. Okay. I'm going to say, oh, because you got the face. You got the face. That counts, too. You got the dick. You got the dick muscle. I have no idea. You got the dick muscle. I'm going to say, oh, fuck, 85. I'm wrong. No. It's worse than you. Yeah. I know it's a lot. Wait, do you have an answer? No, no, no, I don't. You don't want to just take a guess? No. Okay. LJ passes. So, one, zero. So, what's... Not one. No, no. Sal has one point. LJ has two. What's the answer? Oh, sorry. 640. 640 muscles? Yeah. Skeletal muscles. Yeah, it's a lot of muscles. Wow. I specified skeletal. Is that including the penis muscle? I've never heard of it. Question number five. Okay. The phrase, latissimus dorsi. LJ. Whoa. Okay. You sure you don't want to let me finish the question? Okay, go ahead. No, wait a second. Okay, go. I'll let it go. I'll let it go. The phrase, latissimus dorsi, literally translates to LJ. Oh. Whoa. Um. Uh, Sal. Sal. Back fin. Um. Well, I'll give, uh... That's pretty far off the mark. It's... No, it's like dorsi, dorsal. Yes. Dorsal fin. It's a good guess. That's a very good guess. Um. Coming from the back. From the spine. I'm going to say wrong for both. It's wrong. Oh. Back muscle way over to the side. Oh, okay. Really? All right. Back muscle way over to the side. Is that Greek? What is that? Roman? Latin. Latin. Oh, these fucking Latinos. Yes. Exactly. Question number six. Okay. The adductor longus found along the inner thigh allows the femur to move in what manner slash directions? LJ. LJ. Medially. Or inward. That's correct. Okay. Damn it. What's the score? Three for LJ, one for Sal, and two unanswered questions. Okay. Question number seven. The term muscle is derived from the Latin musculus, meaning? LJ. LJ. Movement. No, that's incorrect. Fuck. Musculus. It's derived from the Latin term meaning uh, thal? Thal. Momentum? No. Little mouse. Damn it. Are you serious? Most likely because it looks, you know, they named it after what it looked like, a little mouse. Okay. LJ's kicking my ass. Yes. Question number eight. The first Mr. Olympia was held in what year? Sal. Oh. Sal. 68. That's incorrect. Damn it. LJ. LJ. 69. That's incorrect. Oh! 1965. Oh! But I know who won. It was, it was, it was a white man. He was a white man. He had big biceps. Uh, I forgot his name. I used to follow that. I know. I used to follow, I knew every Mr. Olympia, Eric Dickerson, all those guys. Damn it. Okay. At least it's still three to one. How many more questions do we have? Can I still catch up? Is there still hope for me? Uh, maybe if you get this one, but. Oh my God. Okay. Question number nine. In what city did the first Mr. Olympia take place? Oh, shoot. Uh, Sal. Sal. Atlantic City. That's incorrect. Damn it. No idea. New York. New York. Oh. Uh. How many more questions do we have? Uh, two. Two more. So, so if I get these two right, we'll be tied. Okay. And then you'd have to have a tiebreaker question. Okay. All right. I'll make sure that doesn't happen. Okay. Hey, anybody who's listening, who's a fan of the show, please pray, chant, whatever you need, rub your belly for Sal to win. Okay, let's go. Question number 10. Who currently holds the Mr. Olympia title? LJ. Phil Heath. That's correct. That's absolutely correct. Why do you ask three questions? Chris, were you that lazy? You ask us three questions on Mr. Olympia? I thought it was interesting, that they were all, like you either knew it or you didn't. That's what I thought would be neat. I thought that one of you would either know all three answers or none at all. Okay. Next time run these questions by me first. Okay. Give us the last question just for shits and giggles. Okay. Question number 11 is supposed to be the tiebreaker, or in case they found fault with one of my previous questions. Okay. Name the now retired bodybuilder who won his first major titles only four years after graduating high school. Hint, he appeared as himself in the sitcom King of Queens. Sal Rodriguez. Hint, he appeared as himself in the sitcom King of Queens. LJ got in second before you did. Did I? Yeah. Lou Ferrigno. That's correct. And ladies and gentlemen, the winner of Stuff the Trainers, Mr. LJ Montenegro. LJ wins a new car. Yes. A car is what Sal and I call protein powder. Okay. Do you choose the vanilla or chocolate protein powder brought to you by Trader Joe's? I like my protein powder. I like my women. Whores. Give me vanilla. Vanilla. He chose vanilla, folks. That means I take home the chocolate. Yeah. Thank you. Wow. Sucks for me today. Not only do I lose, but I got to pay for the protein powder. We have no budget here. We have no reservoir. Thank you, Mr. Nicholas Chacon. That is the longest game show music ever. Where are we at in our timeline? We forgot to give it a second. We forgot to give them the cut it signal. I forgot to give them the cut it signal. Everybody, you are listening to Registered Ear Offenders, hosted by Sal Rodriguez and Chris Z on skidrowstudios.com. Also on... XM Extreme Talk XM 165. That's right. Right underneath Jesse Jackson's Keep Hope Alive show. Yeah. Exactly where you'd expect it to be. All right. Well, what else we got going on? LJ, you got any final words? Where can our listeners see you and learn more about you? You can go to Facebook, LJ the Comic, or my website, LJ.com, and find out all you need to know about me. Or just Google me. I like that. And especially if you're a whore. Yes. Are you on Twitter? You on Twitter? Oh, yes. Also, follow me at LJ the Comic on Twitter. Yeah, I got to get back on Twitter. I'm either doing it every day, and I get the flow, I get the feeling, or I stop. Well, you can link your Facebook. That's what I do now. So when you Facebook post, it goes on to your tweet, which is a lazy way to go. That's the best way to go. But a lot of people do it that way. You're also going to be, because the show is live. We are still live right now. You are going to be, tell us where you're going to be tonight and where you're going to be tomorrow. Tonight, 7.30, I'll be at the Comedy Store in the Belly Room, and I'll also be hosting the Late Show at the Ha Ha Cafe tonight. Tomorrow, I'll be in Bakersfield, California at the Nile Theater. We have a large following in Bakersfield. So, all right, good. Do we? Yeah, we do. And also the Inland Empire, which Chris loves. It's my two favorite places. I don't know how I got stuck in Los Angeles. It's a good place. It's a good place. We're in Bakersfield only an hour away. Chris, for those listening live, where are you going to be tonight or tomorrow? I'm going to be at the Comfort and Joy Cafe in Tujunga. Our good friend Cole Young runs a room there. All right, yeah. Free show. Come by and check it out. Mr. Cole Young, former guest. If you are listening live, please stay tuned. Right after our show is Devils in the Details, hosted by Wime Russell, where you get a chance to hear your favorite conspiracy theory. I know they're going to be getting into aliens pretty soon, and I look forward to that. Speaking of Twitter, Chris, what is your handle on Twitter? ChrisZ34. And I am at atSalLosAngeles. And please be sure to like us on Facebook. Our likes are increasing. Wow, nice. Yeah, they are. We are up to a number of likes. I'm not going to say how many, but I will say a number. We need all the support we can get, guys. We're going to ask a small favor, and that's only that you tell 19,000 friends about our show. All right, everybody. Because we need 20,000. We've only got 1,000. All right, everybody. This is Sal Rodriguez. And this is Chris Z. Thanks for joining us. Thanks. Thank you for our special guest, Mr. L.J. Montenegro. Who walks away a winner. Thanks for listening to Registered Ear Offenders. I have got so much, so much to worry about.