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so it's this uh it's a hose it's a rubber hose and the handle is red and it has a very fine point at the end of the handle and um it feels fucking good when you're having that carved into your skin it looks like a devil's tail you know like it like a little pointy devil's tail cute maybe a little too pointed to shove in her ass what's what was that pokey thing that was just on me it was wonderful oh that yeah oh it's a multi-tool fun i like it nice and that's made out of rubber oh oh right yeah it's just a rubber literally you can buy a fucking home depot nice we call it dom depot dom depot you know what i like about being here in la is that you have access to all of these people who make fantastic toys and they're here in in the community and i mean you don't have to go to like some crazy you know online shop not that those are bad those are actually really good you want to tweet somebody oh hey sub girl are you gonna tweet while you're getting no no no i would just i thought i heard my phone vibrating and i was just i got i got a picture for you and i also got a little bit of video okay as long as my face isn't no no no there's no fantastic ass just exactly just a fantastic ass you see no ap he's gonna hate us yeah if you're listening i love you we love you we all love you it's like nobody loves me look at all this everybody loves me she's melting they're just saying that nobody loves me i found out did someone say last night that ap is six foot four yes what the maybe that was his boot i'm not a snob when it comes to height you are a snob yeah and i'm not a snob when it comes to the first thing you said when you got here hello how tall are you me yeah i am um four foot ten and a half i don't know what is being used on my ass it hurts is it i think it's wood i don't know no try again i love this game i love this game guess what toy i can name that toy in four beats alex talking to him this week on twitter i was literally asked by two people or challenged by two people said my ass never bruises and i'm like and i was literally called in oh i bet i bet insidious muse could bruise your ass and i'm like i accept this challenge this rubber hose you guys should see the marks that's leaving on her it's fucking gorgeous delicious and she's not putting it on her face she's not putting it on her face she's not putting it on her face she's not putting it on her face she's not putting it on her face she's not putting it on her face she's not putting a lot of effort to whack it just does it it's magical the toy does it itself yeah you know that must be great for a top to have a toy that that does yes but you know you don't have to put in some crazy like muscle into it because it's exhausting oh oh yes ma'am i'll be right back i just want to see this is the most interesting play party i think i've ever been to right an all-girl play party i love this but the fact that we have to manage what we are in the radio i mean it's totally like if we had men here it'd be totally fine too i guess it just i have lots of cbt stuff oh that is that would have been awesome can we get oh i see a man he's got his hands up oh the producer's arms were above his head until we pointed him out and he quickly what are you talking about and i see oh and it would appear that we have a phone call i'm here so i can hear it we'll repeat it for you hello hello hi you've reached the love bite how are you trouble i'm good wait who is this the beast oh beast i hate you i don't really hate you i don't really hate you you should know that all of your toys are being used um quite efficiently um so much i mean well i'm just saying you know that you know they're coming out they're getting some oh so so mistress just pulled out a steel cane okay it's her oh my it's well yes it's sub girl's favorite it's also my favorite too and uh pretty soon it could be your favorite dude i love it it's cool it's cool yeah until it hits you you know it is but so yeah um you wish you were here because let me just tell you we're having so much fun oh i'm dying to be here where is it somehow a little piece of me is there right now in that room yes yes some of you is totally is totally in here absolutely but i didn't realize it was a two-hour show i'm i'm dying because i missed the whole first hour oh that makes me so fisting yeah there was some fisting going on i fisted mummification there was testing there was mummification there was olympics there was a little bit of humiliation hey there were rings involved yeah i'm just saying yes yes was there any time there was a little bit of humiliation in the beginning there was some tongue pinching i hate you i hate you stop it you will stop being hateable i'm totally kidding you're not hateable i swear to god i only hate you because you knew before i did stop it nancy anyways well thank you so much for calling in to say hello all right guys have a good one i'll talk to you later okay bye thank you oh beast shakes fist a beast shakes fist a beast emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote emote I think so.
I just sent a question mark.
I'm pretty sure.
Like, it's part of the cool down.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember when you walked in, you said that you could be part of the cool down?
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm taking off my adorable shoes.
Aw.
That I got for a really great price.
Like your free dress you have?
Like my free dress.
Your bottom is so sore.
I love it.
It's going to hurt tomorrow.
How are you feeling, Nancy?
I love it.
You know what?
I'm feeling good.
Yeah?
I'm feeling good because I'm in a room with my favorite people.
And some of us are half naked.
Yeah.
And it's great.
And some of us are completely naked, like Sub Girl.
And I have my panties on, actually.
She has one that's fairly quality.
She's wearing dental floss.
Yeah.
That doesn't count.
Nope.
Does not count at all.
And I never wear panties.
Oh, well, that's a fun fact.
I love that they have the ties on the side.
That's like super.
So, 80s porn.
Yes, it is.
So, look at me with my string bikini panties tied on the side.
Yes.
Okay.
So, now.
She's bringing her mic with her.
Gypsy's getting up.
Can you do it?
Okay.
And she is positioning herself.
Yep.
She's getting ready for the rabbit flogger.
Mm-hmm.
She's positioning herself right behind Sub Girl.
She's so beautiful.
I wish everyone could see her.
Yes.
She's a cutie pie.
Yeah.
She's the most beautiful human being ever.
Yeah.
Aw.
Aw.
Thanks a lot, Nancy.
Oh, no.
Don't say I'm the most beautiful human being.
Wait.
Did she AP?
Was that an AP?
Yeah.
You just AP.
You AP'd.
Oh, I caught her.
I caught her.
Yay.
No, it actually.
Gotta run a mile.
APing is actually something that I do on a regular basis.
Right.
But see, we have slut rule number one, no APing.
Slut rule number two, moratorium.
Moratorium.
Moratorium.
Moratorium.
Oh, this feels so good.
She started with just gently.
I like stroking it on my back.
Mm-hmm.
She's just sort of.
Soft.
It's so nice.
I feel really bad for the bunnies that died.
Yeah.
Oh, they got hit by cars.
They didn't even see it coming.
Oh, I'm sorry.
They were hit by cars.
They were black bunnies, so they were in the nighttime.
Maybe they donated themselves to science.
Maybe.
They might have.
I don't know if it was donation is capture.
That bunnies are good for.
Yeah.
Well, I always had a question.
But they were delicious.
How could a rabbit's foot be lucky?
It doesn't have it anymore.
Obviously, that rabbit wasn't.
It wasn't all that fucking lucky, was it?
Think about this.
Oh, God.
That's true.
Unless.
Because it had four feet.
It had four rabbit's feet.
And it still didn't make it.
Right.
But unless.
That was the foot that got caught in the trap.
And it got loose.
And now it's free.
Maybe.
Oh, this is a terrible conversation.
Do I want a symbol to represent luck, which is the part that got caught?
Why is it not sexy?
I don't like talking about bunnies.
You don't like talking about feet?
Torture.
Oh, feet.
Yes.
Dead bunnies.
I don't know.
Oh, let's not talk about dead bunnies.
But we can talk about the fact that we're going to have some Boston Auto coming up.
Yay.
So, for those that don't know, I mean, I've said it in the past, but Boston Auto is the Italian art of foot torture.
And when we were talking about doing this Kinkapalooza, Gypsy specifically said, oh, can I please have some Boston Auto?
And I'm like, yes, I would love that.
And then, of course, sweet little Nancy chimed in.
Mistress, I would like to try some Boston Auto, too, please.
Yeah.
In my very best Nancy voice.
That was pretty good.
Thank you.
Was it Nancy?
Oh, no, it was you.
No, no, it was his mistress.
I don't know.
I feel like lately I've been like really bad at taking any kind of pain whatsoever.
I get all like, yeah, all pussy and stuff.
You know, it's so funny because you say you get all pussy and stuff, but let's say you're like, you know, we're hanging out and I just, you know, swat you randomly in the kitchen or wherever we may be.
If I like keep it up, then you're like, you know, you get all like gooey and shit.
I mean, you know, you could take about the same.
You always have.
I feel like I can't.
Well, I feel like you're wrong.
And who's right now?
There you go.
And how could anyone argue with that?
I wouldn't say it tickles.
It feels nice.
Like it just soft and fabulous.
Soft and dead bunnies.
Oh, see the dead bunny again.
One of my followers sold this to me.
Oh, nice.
You know, it's fabulous.
It's funny because you run into people all over the country, it turns out, and they just happen to be people, you know, from Twitter.
How weird is that?
That is.
That is.
That is funny.
I think that all of us, except for Nancy and Master Fauna, we met via Twitter.
Really?
Yep.
No way.
Yep.
Well, she's, Gypsy's from up north.
And then, and then although Subgirl is from Southern California, I mean, you know, different circles.
And then, and then Gemini's from Vegas.
Wow.
What's funny is after we met, I was like, oh my God.
What's funny is after we met, I was like, oh my God.
What's funny is after we met, I was like, oh my God.
What's funny is after we met on Twitter, we found out we actually have a common friend in Vegas.
Yep.
It's really interesting on Facebook.
It's a small, kinky world, though.
I mean, it's just.
It really is.
It's a relatively small community, and it's not, it's not like surprising at all if I meet someone in a certain state, you know, in a particular area or whatever, and I'm like, oh, do you know someone?
They'll know someone that I know.
It's just weird like that.
Yeah, it is weird like that.
I'm going to start on some Boston Auto.
Oh, sure.
Okay.
On.
On Nancy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
No, because you guys.
So one time we were hanging.
It's three o'clock.
We don't have a shot.
I know.
I understand.
So one time we were, we were sitting on the couch, and she pulls, I don't know what the fuck we were doing, but she happened to have like a knitting needle right there on, sitting on the coffee table.
Yeah.
She started using that on my foot.
And then it hurt.
It did hurt.
That's why it's torture, hon.
Thank you.
If it wasn't torture, it'd be feel good time.
That's true.
And that's why we don't do that.
That's what you have a bonfire.
It doesn't mean it can't feel good at the same time.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What's going on over there?
There's some kind of cold.
This is the Arnica gel.
It's my Arnica gel for my bottom.
And then it helps with the bruising and the marks, right?
And it helps heal.
Yeah.
And it just, I don't know.
It's soothing.
I like it because it's cold.
I keep it in the fridge.
And so it's cold.
So it just feels really good.
Yeah.
That's nice.
So now she's rubbing her butt.
Oh, it's so good.
And she's rubbing her butt.
I'm sorry.
I just need your feet.
You have a hot ass.
Thank you.
But it's burning hot right now.
It's so warm.
You know what?
Can you sit your ass up here?
Okay.
You can keep all that shit on.
Okay.
I want to sit here.
I just want everybody to know I'm not trying to break the table.
Do you want to sit on something?
Yeah.
Is there a pad?
Okay.
I have a blank.
You're not naked or whatever, right?
No, but there's a check pad over there.
Yeah, that's good.
Thanks.
Yay.
So we're setting up so Mistress can put Nancy on her ass on the table.
We're doing science.
So she has free access to her feet.
I'm scared to sit down, you guys.
I'm scared to sit on the table.
You'll be okay.
If I can lay on it, you can sit on it.
I'm just going to watch because I want to learn.
That ass is welded.
I can see it from here and it's amazing.
And I have a very bad angle.
There's so much going on.
This is a madhouse.
It's a madhouse.
It is just like the Olympics.
There's so much going on.
I hope I get a medal at the end of this.
You will.
You won it right here.
It's around your neck.
It says pet.
It's a silver medal, though.
Thank you, love.
I'm wonderful.
I need you all to know that it is my first time of...
I'm going through...
I'm so nervous right now.
Why are you nervous?
I'll just pat you right here.
We can hold hands.
Let's hold hands.
She's smacking the bottom of her foot.
It looks like a ruler.
Is that a ruler or is that like a paint stick?
It's like a paint stirrer ruler.
Oh, it is.
No, no, no.
It's a ruler.
It is.
It's a kink academy ruler.
Oh.
And now she's using...
It's a cute...
It's a toothpick.
It's just a toothpick.
See, little pricks.
Very little pricks.
More little pricks.
She's just dragging it.
Oh, my.
Oh.
She's just dragging it along her feet.
Right around the side.
Oh, my gosh.
The calendar is up.
Right.
Oh, nice.
I brought you last time.
I was here.
Oh.
Oh.
She just...
Oh, she's poking her toe.
She's such a baby.
Baby.
Poking her toe.
She's just poking her big toe.
Hey, look at that girl's butt.
Isn't it gorgeous?
Wow.
Oh, can we see?
I'm going to tweet that.
Oh, gosh.
Hot damn.
Hey, sub girl.
She's showing the...
They sat up.
Let's tweet some ass.
That looks great.
All right.
She's doing the top of the foot now.
Oh, and she's squeezing my hand.
You're not giving birth, hun.
And she's just dragging it along.
I saw that look on your face.
It's like a little scratch.
A little scratch.
He's like, no way.
Hard limit.
Some people can't handle anything on their feet.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I just can't handle it.
I know.
But you're very strong and brave.
I am.
I'm super brave.
Some people like getting tickled on their feet.
No, fuck no.
Hard limit.
Whoa.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
We'll poke you with sticks.
All right.
Coming up, Twitter is a picture of sub girl's ass.
Oh, God.
It's going to look bad.
Oh, now she's doing the giggle.
See, that's where you can see it.
She's poking it and she's giggling.
That's where you're like, why is this so bad?
Ow and giggle.
Oh, her face is precious.
Pleasure and pain.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Hi.
How could that happen?
Oh.
Oh, you poor baby.
Oh.
Come on.
Suck it up, Nancy.
Come on.
Suck it up.
Oh, my God.
Her face is so evil right now.
I love the giggling.
I love the giggling.
Oh, shit.
We don't want to use that toothpick anymore.
It's been all over her foot.
No.
Oh, this is close pin play.
No.
On the toes.
I'm sorry.
No.
No.
See, it doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt.
See, you were chicken for nothing.
Next toe.
She's just putting right on the tips of the toes.
The red plastic close pins.
Oh, it hurts.
Just sit down.
Poor baby.
It's okay.
Gee, willikers, we're real sorry.
Not early.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
What?
What?
Ow.
Ow.
That last one really hurt.
Why?
It's just on your toe.
Oh, what's the matter?
This little piggy went to market.
That's the market.
Piggy.
This little piggy went home.
Uh-huh.
This little piggy had roast feet.
Uh-huh.
That little piggy.
This little piggy had none.
That had none.
And this little piggy went, uh, uh.
Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
Ooh.
It went, uh, uh, uh, uh.
All the way home.
Lana Lexus on Twitter just tweeted me and said, Howard Stern has nothing on you guys.
Yes.
Oh, gee.
That's where you get vaginas.
That's awesome.
That's hot.
Oh, she's going to bite your foot.
Oh, no.
Don't do that.
Do it.
Do it.
Oh.
Wow.
Those are blood-curdling screams.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
We almost lost Nancy there.
She screamed so loud we all went deaf for a minute.
Ouch.
I think these have a maximum sound limit that they can take these magnum.
Oh, did she hurt your toe?
It feels good.
What?
What?
You understand I'm not fucking touching you.
I'm not fucking touching you.
I'm not fucking touching you.
I'm not fucking touching you.
I'm not doing a goddamn thing.
I know.
That's all in your fucking head.
I know.
I know.
I know.
It's anticipation.
It's all in your fucking head.
Who's a fucking pussy?
Who's a fucking pussy?
Nancy.
What?
What's a pussy?
Now that hurt.
Turns out it can hurt.
For those of you with amazing sound systems listening to this, we're sorry if we just broke anything.
No.
No.
Was it worse?
Oh, it's worse.
It's worse.
Now she's hurting me.
She's squeezing my hand so tight.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
It's fine.
Over the fields we go.
Christmas in July.
Nothing's all the way.
It's the lyric.
Okay.
Not.
Okay.
You did it wrong.
Take two.
The energy in this room is so fabulous.
I wish.
I just.
I wish that I could package it up.
Right?
We'd make a million bucks.
Okay.
Okay.
You can take it.
Come on.
Ow.
What?
I don't know what she's doing that's so owie.
Is it that she's pinching it harder?
Yeah.
No, I'm not pinching it harder.
You're just moving it.
And it hurts.
Because it's right on the toe.
Efficient sadism.
I just got a text that says if there's a maximum sound limit, you guys haven't hit it quite yet.
Keep it up.
That sounds like a challenge.
I think so.
Nancy and the person who sent it to me will totally accept the challenge accepted.
Okay, now we've got the Wardenburg wheel.
This is a metal pokey, pokey, pokey tool.
Which it's made for this.
It's made to go on the foot.
Wow, you scared me there.
Okay.
It's just testing your reflex.
We're just testing your reflex.
Right.
And she's going right on the inside part of the foot.
Right near the arch.
Towards the heel.
And she's just pressing it in and just rolling it up.
Oh, the torture.
Oh, she left a mark.
She left a mark.
That hurt.
Yeah, that one hurt.
That one definitely did hurt.
She's going across the tips of the toes.
It's almost like golf.
You need a quiet little commentary in the background.
Golf clap, please.
And we're at the 18th hole.
And she's just going right like, she's like brushing your heels, teeth.
I feel like I'm making pasta.
She's making the pasta on the feet.
The more you move, the more it hurts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it hurts me too when you move.
Why are you trying to hurt me, Nancy?
Relax into the pain.
Oh, ah.
See, that's just sensation.
That doesn't hurt.
She's just dragging it on the foot of the foot.
The foot of the foot?
No.
Master of Fauna.
I love that.
It doesn't hurt.
I've done all this stuff to me.
I've poked myself with needles.
It doesn't hurt.
Come on, chicken.
So I got an interesting question on Twitter that while this is going on, the kid in the background, from yank tank 78, said he's having a hard time understanding kink bdsm.
What does it do for you?
He wants to call, but they're too shy.
So my question to you, ladies, is briefly, of course, because I know we don't have too much time, what would you say are the biggest thing it does for you?
I don't know that I can explain that briefly.
I mean, there could be a whole show dedicated to it.
It's definitely not a Twitter thing.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I couldn't answer it in 140 characters.
I don't think I could answer it in under 10 minutes.
I mean, in fact, maybe that would be a good topic for an upcoming show.
I can say, I can add a few things.
Okay.
I know one of the things that I get out of it is the release.
That letting go and enjoying something that may, to other people, seem like it's not fun.
Fun to me.
Sometimes it's not that fun.
A little painful, a lot painful.
But just being able to let go and get those, as Subgirl explained to me over a year ago, endorphin rush.
Yes, you did.
And just also getting that good cry.
Like AP's wife and I had a discussion about crying, not crying, being afraid to cry.
I look for that good, deep cry, good release.
So even though, I guess you can't say necessarily that's what BDSM does for me, but that's what some types of play does for me, is getting that release, getting the physical and emotional, and for me, it's two parts.
There's the physical release and the play, but then there's also the psychological component, which is equally important.
But, oh my.
We have a short writing crop now, hitting the bottom of Nancy's feet.
For my turn.
I need it.
The look on Mistress's face is, I mean, she's a beautiful woman, but just her eyes are...
Well, I love sitting so close to this guy.
I can see the intensity in both of their eyes.
And the connection that they both have.
They're really fabulous.
That's what I love out of all of this, is the connection, the intimacy that you can have with someone.
And even though there is some pain, the pleasure circuits are right there, right next door.
So it's like a mind fuck.
This hurts, but yet I don't want her to stop.
She's not pulling her foot away.
She's not coloring out.
She's not like, oh, wait, hard limit red.
I can't take it.
No, she's like, hmm.
I just got a message.
It's difficult for me to drive.
I'm driving.
I'm driving.
I'm driving.
I'm listening in the car.
Yeah, it's hard to drive with one hand sometimes.
It's illegal, I think.
Is it illegal?
I don't know.
Only if you're caught.
Is it illegal to masturbate while you drive?
I don't know.
We have to look that up.
It probably is.
Well, technically, anything that you do while driving that's distracting, I mean, technically, anything that you do that distracts you is illegal.
I mean, that was like the whole thing with the texting.
Exactly.
I mean, technically, it was always illegal.
So I guess masturbation would fall into that category.
Would it be a masturbation ticket?
Because I'm not...
I've gotten a cell phone ticket.
I don't know.
How much is that?
It's a masturbation ticket.
Look it up.
Call it in if you know.
Yeah, right.
And if you see HB out there listening, will you just let us know, please?
The nails are bad.
The nails are bad.
The nails are bad.
The nails are bad.
Well, that's why they're there.
It's to show you what is good and what is bad.
It's teaching you.
She's just dragging her nails along the bottoms of her feet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a foot massage.
Are you okay?
It's a very unique foot massage.
We call it a dumb massage.
This is my pinky.
It's so nothing.
People are loving this show.
I'm pinky.
This is the best show ever.
I'm so pissed I missed the first hour.
Yes!
The good news is, for those of you who are just getting into it, or you can't have access to it, I've gotten quite a few messages that people are unable to access it for whatever reason.
You can go back and listen to it later.
Oh, my God.
What I'm hearing is that some people can't get it live, but they can download the podcast after the fact.
Right.
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
As much as we wish you could listen to us live.
She's biting her foot.
What?
Did you say red?
Oh, no.
She didn't.
Okay.
Keep going.
I said fuck.
I said fuck.
Fuck is not a safe word.
Nora's crawling into the fetal position and crying.
Yes.
Yes.
You know that.
We've done that to you.
I need to hang out with you guys.
What's going on?
One time, Deviant was being particularly rough.
Bite her.
And I yelled out and I just said, oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
And very calmly, without any sort of hesitation, he looks down at me and he says, you're better off calling for someone in the room.
And I knew I was in trouble.
Oh, she's just nibbling your toes.
Some people like that.
I fucking love that, man.
Suck my toes?
God damn it.
I'm in heaven.
I'm not sucking her toes.
I'm biting her.
Yeah.
It's different.
Uh-oh.
Poor Nancy.
She's not going to be able to talk.
No!
Wow.
Okay.
You all right?
You okay?
Wow.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
I'm so innocent.
Yeah, if you're not awake yet, you are now.
You're listening to the love bite.
Oh, she's really love biting her feet right now.
Hi.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
She's got my hand in death grip right now.
I'm sorry.
But I did get to feel her boob.
Yay.
I got action.
Hey.
Jealous smudge, people.
That's right.
I'm here.
Sitting right here.
She left bite marks on her feet.
Those are love bite marks.
That's awesome.
Love bite.
There it is.
The love bite.
The love bite.
Now she's just rubbing it out.
See how nice she is?
Just rubbing it out.
I haven't heard a thank you yet.
Just saying.
I got a lot of thank yous from Gemini last night.
It was amazing.
I was sitting there, and I kept hearing Gemini say, Thank you.
Thank you.
And I was like, I want to say thank you for something.
Anything.
Aw.
Yeah, wash your hands.
Yeah.
Or I'll spray my hands or something.
How you doing, Nancy?
Yeah, I'm going to get off the table now.
All right.
That's what I'm going to do.
Remove this wet pad from your excitement.
Hi, everybody.
I'm back.
Hi.
Welcome back.
I need to stand up.
My bottom hurts really bad.
Someone's phone is dying.
I don't know who this is.
That's mine.
I've changed batteries.
Okay.
I'm going to go.
You guys are so cute.
We're all on the radio, and you guys are all texting and tweeting.
It's adorable.
Well, this is social media.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm just a little socialist.
Socialist.
You guys are socialists.
Not quite.
I said socialized.
All right, what do we have next?
Oh, my God.
There's big bumps on it.
So, Gypsy is next with the foot torture.
Oh?
And it would appear that everyone else in this room is a lot better at taking pain than I am.
Oh.
Oh, you did pretty good, kid.
You were great.
Yeah.
If we can get her away from her phone.
Right?
Is that the shenanigans?
No, what was it?
Lollagagging.
Lollagagging.
Oh, she twitched.
Did you see that?
She flinched.
She flinched.
Oh, this is going to be a shout out to my good lusty Jewel.
I just got your text, and I think you need to find a way to call in.
Just.
Yeah.
Let's call the phone.
Again, that phone.
Well, she's listening on an iPhone app because skidrowstudios.com, you can download a lot of things.
Oh, my God.
So, she's listening through her iPhone.
She's listening through her iPhone and doesn't want to miss any of the show by calling.
Oh, I see.
And I appreciate that, but I would still love to hear what she had to say.
I can kneel.
Yeah, but then I have to be on the floor.
I don't like being on the floor.
No, she does not like being on the floor.
You know what?
You want me to kneel?
I want you to bend over.
Bend over?
I'm going to chair and all.
Just pick up your feet and do this thing with her.
Here, I'll move these dildos.
So, Gypsy is going to be laying face down on the table.
Do you want this blanket under you to be a little more comfortable?
Sure.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
What was that last night?
Let's make it comfy.
Face down, ass up.
Face down, ass up, baby.
That's right.
See, here in our community, we're loving and we take care of each other.
I do.
You don't want to break your toys.
Oh, look.
Did you notice?
Did anybody notice that I lifted up my dress to expose my ass?
I did not.
For bastinado, you're exposing your ass.
That doesn't surprise me.
That's the end.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
I'm going to put this on you.
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
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Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
I'm just going to sit here and watch it all happen.
Unless you need me to hold your hand.
I'm good at that.
You want me to hold your hand?
Okay.
See how warm my hand is?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
So can we do this next week, too?
Yeah, right?
Why not?
I'll be back in two, three weeks.
Let's do it.
I just need time for my bottom to heal.
And then maybe I can actually spank somebody next time.
Now that you guys know me.
Okay.
No, I'm kidding.
Nancy might let me maybe one day.
If her mistress lets me.
Yes, if she lets us.
We should co-top.
Shit.
Spank the crap out of you.
Oh, my goodness.
Holy crap.
Oh, no.
I'm glad you didn't hear that because that sounds intense.
I don't know if I'm ready for that.
What's that?
I don't know what that is.
Is she going to hit your butt?
Co-topping.
Right foot.
Oh, co-topping.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was some new weird.
Did you say ho-topping?
No, toe.
I thought she said toe-topping.
And I was like.
Toe-topping.
That would mean a toe.
Oh, yeah.
And so now Gypsy's going to be like.
Gypsy's feet are being abused.
That's a warm-up.
That's just a warm-up.
That ain't nothing.
Yeah, but her ass is in my face.
I want to hit her ass.
Got to get the okay from Phobie.
Do you want me to tweet Phobie and ask?
Do it.
I'm guessing he's listening.
She wants.
You know what?
He's actually listening live.
And you know what?
And I actually have Mr. McGuire's phone number.
Oh, God.
Well, I'm not going to.
I'm not going to put him.
I'm not going to.
It would appear that we have a phone call entering.
Uh-oh.
Our atmosphere.
I feel it.
Who do we have?
Hello.
Hi.
You've reached the love bite.
Hi.
This is Jewel.
I am a friend of Gemini's.
And I just wanted to call in and say how much I absolutely love all of you ladies.
I love you, baby.
I'm going to have to bring Jewel with me one time.
Jewel is fun to put up on a rack.
Just saying.
Okay.
You know what's happening to me right now?
I remember when Nellie pretended to be.
Ow.
She was crippled.
And she couldn't walk.
And Doc Baker came in and poked her feet.
So we're having a little house on the prairie moment with kink.
Oh, my God.
This is definitely the best podcast I've ever listened to.
Oh, she said it's the best.
You don't have your headphones on.
She said it's the very best podcast she's ever listened to.
Well, we're glad that you called in.
Yay.
Thank you, baby.
No problem.
I hope you enjoyed it.
I hope you guys have a lot of fun.
And I'm going to be laying here in bed continuing to enjoy listening to you.
I love it.
Yes.
I'll be thinking of that for quite a while.
All right.
Bye, ladies.
Bye, honey.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Your laugh sounds like, it sounds like bells.
An angel just got its wings because you laughed.
Dude, you guys, the guys from the next show are going to walk in and they're going to be like, what the fuck is going on here?
Oh, my God.
They're going to go, wait, why does this table feel different?
It sounds like the phone.
It's still on.
Energy.
They will fucking love it.
It will be like, yeah, a woman was just fisted right now.
Fobi says, no ass, feet, and then make Nelly walk.
Oh, on hot coals.
Wait.
Oh, look, they just came in.
They're looking in what?
Hey, guys.
There's a girl.
Wait.
Oh, he's waving.
Hi.
Yeah.
No, this is normal.
Completely normal.
There's nothing to say here, guys.
The guys from the next show.
They're going to pop their heads in.
They're just looking at a bunch of us half naked.
What do the next people do?
Is this the next show?
Is that Christian?
It's a Christian hour.
They talk about Jesus.
I think it's Christian traffic.
It's very NPR.
I'm really wondering what today's show is going to sound like when we listen back.
Yeah.
Because it's going to be a lot of screaming and a lot of like.
A lot of screaming.
And there's going to be.
Oh, wow.
That's a lot of laying back in bed.
Apparently.
Apparently.
We've got people at home fapping.
So you just get a bottle of wine when you listen to this again.
Get in your bed and just let it happen.
What's going on?
Why is your face looking like that?
What is she doing?
Put it.
We can't hear you.
Can you move the microphone closer to your feet?
No.
What is she doing to your feet?
Oh, poor baby.
If you break things, you have to buy them.
I'm trying to throw you a microphone.
It would appear that we have a microphone.
Do we have another caller?
Oh, hello.
Okay.
Oh, we'll find out.
Hi, guys.
Hi.
I absolutely adore the show.
I'm so mad I missed her rant.
What was it about?
I'm so mad.
I just got on and heard it.
Just a piece of it.
Oh, the rant.
Oh, my rant?
It was just about BDSM Lifestylers and why we do the show and why actually the show is good.
The show is awesome.
It's a self-aggrandizing rant.
Howard Stern had nothing on you all.
You need to be on XM.
Oh, my God.
I love it.
That would be awesome.
You know, I think what it boils down to is we're just having a fantastic time.
As we...
I think that actually shows really well.
I'm honest to God serious.
I'm not...
Honest to God serious.
You have no idea how many people you guys are helping.
I really wish you knew that.
I mean, our support group gets together and we listen together.
I'm not kidding.
Wow.
You know, you make such a difference.
Truly.
That's amazing.
I mean, I want to cry.
You have no idea.
Wow.
No idea.
That...
Wow.
I don't need...
Thank you.
Thank you.
From the bottom of my heart.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And continue to listen and...
And Master Fauna?
I'm doing fucking feed phobia.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, this is Master Fauna.
Yes.
I have never really ever submitted to a woman that I would submit to you.
Wow.
Hallelujah.
What you don't understand is here in the studio, the ceiling ripped open.
There is now light shining down and little angels in bondage gear flying everywhere.
They're so happy.
Thank you.
Are you in San Francisco?
Is that correct?
No, I'm in Los Angeles.
I'm in Hollywood.
I would make a trip.
Oh, hey.
Wow.
Hey now.
Hot damn.
Hey now.
Well, girl, you just made that trip.
You just made...
Just talk to Insidious and I would definitely make a trip.
Awesome.
Well, thank you.
Thank you so much for calling in.
Well, thank you.
Great company.
Thanks.
Have fun.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
That's so sweet.
Yay.
Point for me.
Yeah.
What's happening over there?
It looks like there was a call waiting.
That was my mom.
That was my mom.
Mom, hang up.
I'm sorry.
I think I just spit on Gypsy.
I apologize.
No, not that.
All right.
We have another caller.
Okay.
Yay.
Hello.
You've reached the love...
Hi.
Hi.
This is Katie.
This is my 19th birthday.
Oh, my God.
That was you?
That was you?
Yeah.
That was awesome.
Can I just...
I'm, like, so grateful, like, from the bottom of my heart that you felt that way.
Like, oh, my God.
Aww.
That was, like, so powerful.
So she wrote the letter?
Yeah.
Oh, that's so sweet.
It was a really sweet letter.
Yes.
It really, like, it almost made us cry a little bit.
Aww.
Just saying.
Well, it's nice when you can reach out to somebody and they hear your message and they really care.
Yeah.
That's what we're all about.
And when they call in, because it means they're really listening and they're not just liars.
Yay.
Yay.
Aww.
Yay.
Sorry.
I'm a little bit nervous.
I have a sweat.
It's 8.30 in the morning here.
Oh, wow.
You mean pot smoke from Skid Row Studios?
Say it ain't so.
Not necessarily smoke, but someone who smells like...
No.
No.
There's a lot going on.
Don't be nervous.
We're just happy to have, you know, people reach out and call and say that they like what we're doing.
So, thank you.
Well, good.
Fantastic.
Well, thank you for calling us.
And just keep listening.
We still have about 20 minutes full of goodness.
Oh, you poor baby.
You poor baby.
You like it.
So, thank you very much.
You do.
You're smiling.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
It's like, it's a smiling...
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
There's like, it's like a giggle fest.
Those are the best when you can get a play partner that'll just...
Have that really good time.
Oh, she squealed.
Did you hear that?
I did hear that.
That's so cute.
Oh, this is great.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about.
I'm so excited right now.
Are you sitting on a feather?
Are you sitting on a feather?
Giggles.
This is awesome.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Take a deep breath.
This is hilarious.
Oh, this is awesome.
Since he's listening, I want to share.
There's a guy that I met on FetLife who also follows me on Twitter and said that it was the journals and things that I was posting that got him to go into the scene in England.
And so he sends me little updates once in a while.
I've even gotten postcards and it's amazing.
So thank you, G.
But he also just said, listening to your radio program has got me thinking of trying new things.
Yes.
Nice.
I sense a theme.
I love that.
Nice.
Always try.
Be safe.
Have fun.
But always try something new.
And keep it consensual.
Always.
No kidding.
You guys, this is awesome.
Yes.
Wow.
I mean, think about it.
We're celebrating our one-year anniversary.
Imagine what we're going to do next year.
Holy fuck.
I'm on board.
Aw.
You poor baby.
But not really.
Not really.
I feel like we should do this for like our one-month anniversary from this point out.
Let's do it.
Just do it like, yeah.
I think people are learning.
We're helping the community.
Let's just play.
Let's do it.
Learn by doing.
Well, we will do fire play in studio.
Do we have a can of Trace-a-May mousse?
I looked at my mousse this morning and thought about it.
I was like, no, Trace-a-May.
Yes.
Trace-a-May.
It works.
It's amazing.
Oh, it's little pity.
You know what, though?
I still haven't seen any tears today.
Because FYI, I hate to burst anybody's bubble, but those weren't tears earlier.
That was sweat.
That was me having like five orgasms.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And being warm and having Nancy's hand up my vagina.
I feel like.
It looked like a tear.
You put a feather in my cap.
I feel so like.
Yes.
It was.
Do you get a badge for this for your Kinky Girl Scouts?
You know what?
I think that you definitely.
This does go towards your fisting badge.
Because we are earning our fisting badge.
I learned a lot.
And there's three of us here.
I think whenever there's three Dom Scouts in one space.
I'm just kidding.
I like this plan.
Let's make this shit up.
We're just going to make it up.
But no, we're definitely earning our fisting badge this year.
I like it.
And we're going to earn our book-lacking badge.
Wait, are we doing vaginal or anal fisting?
Oh, that's a good question.
I was threatened with anal fisting once.
I believe we're doing vaginal first.
Yeah.
Though I have anally fisted.
Yeah, but that was a hell of a mind fuck.
Wait, what?
A mind fuck on you?
No, never.
Hey, it ain't so.
What, the anal fist?
Yeah.
Can I throw a plug out there?
Are you all right with that?
Plug away?
All right.
Musingandcolor.com are the journals between Deviant.
and I, and there is one on there wherein one of the quotes says, well, something about breaking me and says, we're going to break your ass next.
Get ready for some anal fisting.
And proceeds to text me a picture of his hand.
What color was that?
He texts me a picture of his hand over an 8 1⁄2, 11 piece of paper, and this is a big six-foot four.
You can't forget the color.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
I cried a lot.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Something's going on at once.
I love it.
Do you want some ice for your feet?
I think so.
Okay.
That was so cute.
I think so.
Well, what color did you say?
She said magenta.
Magenta.
No, that was me.
I said magenta.
That's like when I say the light is orange when I run the red.
Let's be honest.
If people wanted to get more information about the Dom Scouts, where could they go?
Well, they can go on, excuse me as I swallow.
I'm going to.
There's no swallow.
Really?
Only the coffin.
On FetLife at the Dom Scout.
I think it's called Dom Scout Troop.
96.
Yes.
And you can write a question there and we can answer it.
We're going to have some open meetings in the Hollywood area.
So if you are interested, you know, you can contact.
I'm on FetLife as well under just underscore Fauna underscore and it's F-A-W-N-A.
And you can write to me and or you can write to Nancy.
Yeah.
Service Slut.
Service Slut and Insidious Muse.
Yes.
And, you know, and we can hook you up with it.
Come into our meeting and check it out and see what we're all about.
We have so much fun just earning kinky merit badges together.
And yeah, I'm going to have to come to L.A.
more often.
Can I be an honorary scout from a distance?
Wait, what did you say?
She's the one in charge.
What did you say?
There's only currently an L.A.
chapter.
Right now there's only an L.A.
chapter.
Yes, we started it and we would love to have a sister troop.
We just are developing what we're all about so that people can know what we're doing and then they can do it too.
It's really fun.
We have a blast.
Yeah, it is a lot of fun.
I remember when I first saw Nancy.
Oh, that I tweeted a picture.
That's my brown sash.
I want a sash.
Our brownies earn merit badges too.
And they're actually going to be doing a, they're earning their service merit badge.
They're going to be giving us a formal, semi-formal tea.
Yes.
I'm making tea sandwiches.
I'm so excited.
It's so exciting.
Wait, what?
Who's making tea sandwiches?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get her foot.
We're going to make it together because you're going to teach me.
Oh, all right.
She's going to teach me.
You better do most of the work.
I will do most of the work.
Okay.
She's a good girl.
Okay.
I'll, you know, it'll just be her using my hands.
Okay.
What are you, a puppet?
No, that was me earlier.
My hand will be a vagina.
Jim and I was a vaginal puppet.
Too bad we didn't have a voice.
Oh, my God.
Fauna would have been a great voice for your vagina.
Hey, you guys.
How's it going?
Oh, my God.
That's not your vagina.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
She would have a vagina.
That would be horrible.
Vagina would be like, hello.
Hello, baby.
Hello there.
My vagina.
Vagina would be singing happy birthday, Mr. President.
I'm sure.
Happy birthday.
It's wet in here.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's not usually this hot in here.
I feel like we worked out.
I think we had, this feels like a curved gym or something.
We just worked out.
Circuit training.
Oh, did I do that?
Circuit training.
The last time or the first time that I played with Insidious Muse, afterwards, Service Let 9, Nancy.
Had a little subby hug pile in the sub girl Colonel Matrix living room.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
I love you, Nancy.
I love you, too.
I love you guys, too.
So cute.
Yay, love us.
We love you.
Oh, I feel loved.
This is a loving group.
We are.
So I would like to actually make a request.
Yes, ma'am.
And that is to, not that we don't love Nancy on the microphone, but maybe have your service, do some of your service and clean up so we can get your thoughts on what you just did today.
Because you were kind of on the other side of things a lot today.
I was busy.
I understand.
But that's why I want to hear.
I know we only have 10 or 15 minutes left and we haven't gotten any more requests.
So, well, I mean, I'm sorry I didn't get to get you to cry.
I feel bad.
I feel like I need to do that at one of the soon.
What's the question?
How was all of this for you today?
I mean, you.
It was awesome.
I mean, I'm.
By the cadence and the pattern of my speech, I'm still very top spacey.
Yes.
Because it was all about, you know, let's get this shit going.
Let's go, go, go, go, go.
Let's what?
What's next?
What's next?
So I like that.
I like on the fly creativity.
I like the fact that it's a non traditional setting.
You know, we don't have a St. Andrew's cross.
We don't have, you know, cool music.
We don't have spanking benches and and darkened lights.
I mean, fuckers fluorescent lights from the unsexiest scene.
You could possibly imagine.
And yet, you know, we were able to transform it into a fucking play party.
I mean, you know, there were, you know, no, there's no.
Well, there's no hard points.
There's no suspension that can happen here.
But my point is that, you know, that's part of what I love about BDSM is that we can be creative that we aren't.
We aren't relegated to dungeons or to the underground.
You know, we can do this and we can experience this any place you want.
I mean, you want a 50 shades, whatever the fuck you want.
You can do this in your bedroom.
You know, you know, there's there's nothing we did here that you couldn't do in your own bedroom.
Right.
You know, we had nothing but tables and chairs.
Easy peasy, one two three easy.
Yeah.
So I'm I loved it.
I love being able to try and, you know, figure I like it's weird.
I like limits and I like I like challenges.
So if I'm given these like, well, this is what I want in this, the challenge is like, oh, I mean, I want to riddle my mind to try and solve it.
So this was a challenge.
You know, when I came up with this whole life plan.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
This whole life play party idea.
I was excited.
One of the things I really liked about it today, and I think we've kind of all hinted at it, but nobody's actually said it.
So I'm just going to go ahead and speak for the group because I have a feeling they'll agree with me is one of the reasons I really liked how this turned out today was that it doesn't always have to be this overly processed, overly planned, meticulously crafted scene.
I hate that word.
Right.
Starting to hate that word because fashion.
Yes.
And a session.
I don't mind.
It's just, you know, so many people, especially new people coming in, and we've heard from a lot of people today who are new to it or they want to be new to it.
And they have all these ideas and they walk in and you have 50 Shades of Crap coming in and making it sound like it has to be this big, inordinate thing.
And it doesn't have to be at all.
Yeah, you can do it on the fly.
And it doesn't take away from safety.
It doesn't take away from fun.
It doesn't take away from any of the things you're supposed to pay attention to.
I have I have a lot of respect for that.
And so this was really cool because I think it was an example, not only that we can all just sit around.
great freaking time but it doesn't always have to be some big drawn out process well and let me i mean i remember when i kind of first got into the into the actual scene and and people have these like toy bags and they've got like oh my god i have an elk flogger and a buffalo flogger and well that is a moose that was shot in uh alaska on a full moon in december right you know and it's like fuck come on fucking shit you know and and you know what i want to say it's still in my toy bag i've got a pamper chef fucking spatula that i can use i have a paint stick that you can use i use toothpicks tonight i mean i use just a fucking smith and wesson goddamn pocket knife yeah you know i used goddamn food grade saran wrap and and regular duct tape you can buy at the store any of these things it's accessible to anybody who you don't have to go to a special sex shop or know somebody who makes a flogger you know right or spend a shit ton of money or whatever i mean yeah if you get into it i suggest highly that you actually invest good into a good quality toy like especially a flogger and things like that but you know what you don't have to flog let me take it from a top perspective the floggers for the bottom i'll tell you that flat fucking out it's a ton of fucking work for the top and it just you have to work so goddamn hard to get them into the subspace and they love it i get it i get it but it's a lot of fucking work so for me like i'd rather have my canes which leaves me fantastic marks in no time still subs them out and it's not it's not i'm not like throwing my shoulder out and like hey i want to be cool and floring you know i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm not like i'm You know, that's great.
But you don't have to do that.
You know, you could just be you.
I mean, you and your husband or wife can fucking use your, you know, your satin scarves to tie up in the bedroom and blindfold yourself.
And you can use a paint stick to spank her ass or your hand, God forbid.
God forbid, yeah.
But just don't tie yourself up alone.
No.
I'm serious.
Don't do it.
It's a thing.
Yeah, no, it's very.
Don't do it.
Because you're going to get stuck, you guys.
Yeah.
Don't do it.
It's bad.
No, somebody in the kink community not too long ago actually put himself into one of those vacuum beds alone and died.
Of course.
Oh, my God.
Right, exactly.
See, so, you know, and he was an experienced kinkster, and yet, you know, so I'm just saying it happens.
Yeah, but be careful.
But you can be adventurous.
Have fun.
Start little.
Start little.
Just even a little over-the-knee spanking can be really fun and can open up the door.
And, you know, since we're talking about safety, I'm just going to actually very briefly say I found a needle on my floor this morning.
Oh.
And, and, and.
So it was interesting because I started thinking about it.
It was sheathed, though, right?
No, it wasn't.
Oh.
Yeah.
But so the point I wanted to make is, you know how, like, when they do a surgery, they count out, you know, the number of sponges, and then before they are done, they count the number of sponges that they throw away?
When playing with stuff like that that potentially could really be dangerous, I mean, you have people's bodily fluids on it and whatever, that, you know, maybe a countdown would be good.
Well, and, like, when she asked about the sheath, I mean, that's one thing I'll do is, you know, when you pull a needle out, you put it back in the sheath, and then you put it into sharp skin.
Yeah, it's usually how sheaths can do it.
And it may have been sheathed and fallen out, like, maybe rolled over because there were, like, three sheaths on the floor that I found, but then there was one.
Actually, I didn't find it.
My husband found it, and he was like, oh, my God, there's, like, a needle on the floor.
I know that there was one needle that before it had ever gone in, in its sheath had fallen onto the ground.
I know that that had happened.
Yeah.
But I'm not saying it could totally cause this.
No, and it's totally not a big deal, but since we were talking about safety, I thought I'd bring it up.
No, that's great.
That would probably be a good, like, when you're using small things like that.
Yeah.
You know, keep an inventory.
A little countdown.
Absolutely.
Make sure you don't leave any needles in anyone, you know.
So just so we know.
Or leather in their vaginas.
I was just going to say, we have checked, and I did not end up with a leather cuff in my vagina.
Good.
That's good.
I think we found all of our equipment.
And you're welcome.
Welcome.
Fisting tool.
Next time, though, no promises.
I'm not going to start using my uterus.
It's a problem.
It's a toy bag.
Oh.
You can start a trend, though.
Well, not as a toy bag.
What else do you have up there?
But your uterus is a fantastic toy.
Yes, it is.
Like, your vagina is right there.
And we don't want to break it.
Ew.
We don't want to break it.
What's your favorite toy this week?
Gemini's vagina.
Where can I get one?
Mold's coming soon.
Nice.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
I could have my own flashlight.
You could.
Complete with piercings.
Gemini's flashlight.
Oh, my God.
A flashlight?
With piercings.
That would be fantastic.
That would be hot.
I just get to see the piercings.
Is there at least a picture?
There is a picture.
I have several pictures of her vagina.
There's a lot going down on there.
I can just show you my vagina.
Okay, let's do it.
We're just going to show the vagina.
Show and tell.
Show the vagina.
Show and tell.
I'm sad that your knee is broken.
I know.
Because I would rather, I personally feel like I want to bend over from the back shot of the vagina.
But I don't accept.
What are you, a film critic?
Okay, let's do it.
Is this a film?
She's setting up shots.
She's Michael fucking Bay over there.
And she's pulling down her, oh, she has striped panties.
This is so cute.
Oh, my God.
Let's see the vagina.
She just spread it open.
She has six piercings.
She has no fucking joke.
Do you corset that?
It has been, yes.
Her vagina has actually been sewn shut.
Nobody ever sews my vagina shut.
That picture, by the way, is fucking hot.
Did you ever know?
How do you say it, sub girl?
Someone should be sewing my vagina shut.
I can't believe you would not like your vagina sewn shut.
You know how you say it?
Like, someone should be making me swoon.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Someone should be showing my vagina shut.
No, no one should be sewing my vagina shut.
Sew my vagina shut, please.
Call in if you're interested.
I feel so sorry for the guys after our show.
I know, our guys.
They love it.
Thank you, Gemini, for doing the bend over show me your ass.
I'm happy to show you.
It was more than just the ass.
Cunt lips.
Is that what it's called?
Labia.
It's called the meat locker.
Yeah, I've seen her locks the meat in there.
Jingle, jingle, jingle.
Yeah.
I love that.
Jingle bell area.
Wow.
That was hot.
Thank you.
I can't believe this was two hours.
I know.
It feels like it just happened.
Did we just start?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, but we're almost done.
We're almost done.
Three minutes and 20 seconds left.
That's a direct quote.
And we may have had a lot of new listeners today.
I just spilled my cards all over.
Really?
So if you are a new listener and you, you know, you just caught up with the show today, you can download all of our last, you know, our old episodes on iTunes.
Just search The Love Bite and we're right there.
That's great.
You can also follow us on Twitter.
I'm service slut.
I'm insidious muse.
And we're awesome.
We are.
And then you can also follow The Love Bite, which is at the underscore love underscore bite.
We have several other tweeters here.
We'll, we'll, we'll shout them out.
Gemini, the one with the multiple labia piercings who was fisted is musing in color.
The, the, the, the young lady who is doing the squealing and the giggling with the Boston auto most recently, not Nancy, is winsome underscore gypsy.
And then the fine red.
Oh, my God.
The welted ass belongs to at underscore sub underscore girl.
That's me.
And you can find Master Fauna on FetLife.
She's underscore Fauna, F-A-W-N-A underscore.
Yes.
On FetLife.
Yeah.
You know, feel free to hit us.
I mean, hit find us all on FetLife as well.
Yeah, that's true.
You know, it's easy peasy because that's the kind of fucking perverts that we are.
It's true.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Lemon squeezy.
And like our Facebook page, The Love Bite.
You know, if you are a vanilla.
And you're afraid that somebody is going to see that you liked this thing.
You don't have to worry about that because when somebody goes to the Love Bite page, you can't see who's liked it.
Right.
So you have anonymity.
Yes.
The only people who can see who you are, are myself and mistress because we run the fucking page.
Right.
I don't care.
Well, I actually never look.
I don't even have access to it.
So it's just her.
You don't?
But I don't care because I'm fucking out of time for that goddamn shit.
So it's okay.
I don't care.
And also, you know, I don't have time for that goddamn shit.
I mean, this was our one year anniversary.
So it's not like, you know, we don't know the actual day.
And the show has changed so much from a year ago.
It's a completely different show.
And I'm so proud of it.
I'm so proud that I have people like you women to come in and be on the show and help us and support this community, this kink from a very real perspective.
Not from bullshit.
Not from, you know, oh, I just like to be spanked in the bedroom or whatever, which is fine.
But we're, you know, we're really kind of in the thick of it.
And I love that we have this opportunity, this medium, this ability to kind of get it out there and to share.
And I love that there are vanillas or curious people that are listening and wanting to explore.
And this can somehow help them, hopefully in a very healthy way.
Definitely.
Definitely.
For sure.
That's right.
I'm excited.
Fuck, I don't even know what we're going to do next week.
I mean, fuck.
Well, you know, I think you were making someone squeal.
But we talked about what the draw is to BDSM.
That would be a really, I would love to participate.
Oh, right.
Yeah, we could do something on top.
Yeah.
What we get out of it.
Yeah.
I mean, and I think that's more of a roundtable kind of thing.
So we'll see what we can figure out for that.
Because definitely it's all about everybody's own individual perspectives.
Yeah.
But wow, great show.
I hope we got it all cleaned up.
Thank you.
Thanks for having us.
Yeah, it smells good.
It smells good.
It's all sanitized.
Thank you for beating my ass.
Thank you.
And thank you all for listening.
We're so grateful for being here on for a year.
We would love to do it for longer.
Please continue listening and let your friends know.
Yay.
All right.
Perfect.
I'm really nervous about this.
I know.
Lend me an ear.
Get the wax out.
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