Squirrel blowtorch fire, meth vagina, pee coffee pot

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made it all right let's give a round of applause welcome marie there you go so we just started our first story we have not even begun to discuss it yet but the headline for this one marie man preparing squirrel for lunch managed to set the apartment complex on fire with a blowtorch let me give you the particulars a fire that ravaged an apartment complex in holland township michigan reportedly started because a resident was a little clumsy with a propane blowtorch which he was using to prepare a squirrel for lunch squirrel carcass for eating the blaze started about 12 30 p.m the resident was on his third floor patio apparently using the torch to singe the fur off the dead animal when he accidentally ignited the deck the flames rapidly got out of control and spread to the roof where ultimately eight apartments were destroyed several more sustained to significant damage and the roof of the apartment complex caved in this happens every time i try and singe squirrel hair do you know you're supposed to use gillette foam and use a razor and get the fur off like just like what we do i believe you're confusing shaving a squirrel with shaving something else i heard she's like a squirrel i'm just saying i don't i'm touching i'm kind of a little chubaca myself i understand are you really a little bit a little bit i'm italian so comes with the territory man it's bushy also in common razor back there both like nuts my girl marie says mock free dude buy gillette razors like my girl marie says gillette problem solved problems i have to tell you though like when i was growing up my friend um got really drunk and she passed out and you shaved her what we didn't shave her but we took off all of her clothes because she was drunk and she threw up all of herself so when we took off all of her clothes we were 16 and like we saw like so much no 30 seconds we saw a hedge up her the cracker of her butt like it was just like a lot of hair just coming out of it like someone just caught down there did she sit on like somebody like a small like a like a squirrel was in there she's italian at least her ass is italian yeah it was it was it was a shocker for us i was like oh my god is that our butt too and we both went to the bathroom like we checked i'm like no i'm good i liked it her throwing up on herself is all right though she's there naked and the two of you went to the bathroom who else was in the house like that's weird no i was in a hotel room on a school trip we got into so much trouble when i was in junior high school we had a black friend named arthur george and we all got me special day because you are our first black guy on the show we have mexicans all the time in case that wasn't the right terminology i know just so you know i'm a black guy i was very excited i'm gonna you're like look it's been a while before we even had women on here so i'm getting all the bases covered first i know the black people you were the second i'm kind of black so it's kind of one day we're gonna have a black girl on and then i'm finished by the way kick your ass if you have a black girl on just so you know all the new guys have to strip naked and run around so we can make fun of you that's how you we inaugurate you into skid row just letting you know so go ahead for that one go ahead i'm not falling for that trick of sex i'm gonna finish my arthur george story here when we were in junior high arthur george our black friend right we all got drunk he had one you can call him token apparently no i had more than one but this one has two mentions of black but the thing is before he passed out from getting drunk arthur ate a very large bag of cheetos did you strip him naked that's racist no what we did though when i say we i actually didn't do this i i did not participate but they they covered him with baby powder which oh seemed a very horrible thing to do but when arthur woke up he wandered into the bathroom looked in the mirror saw he was white immediately threw up everywhere i would too but it was orange and it was like crazy i mean like orange throw up yeah because he ate it like a giant bag of cheetos see what goes in comes out yeah yeah that is how that works apparently yeah so i'm not sure what my advice here is don't pass out or don't eat cheetos if you're black don't pass that around white people that's true it doesn't matter what race or anything you are that goes for me too don't and don't well my friend was white and then she still was very uh the first thing yeah i would say check for rectal bleeding you know it's just not there was no rectal bleed there was just a little critter in there yeah you don't want an ass with a side that's not good in michigan i mean that's not the south do people eat squirrels and i guess they do the guy was from the south he was from the south that's just effed up you know if you're in the horror games you eat squirrel too so i guess he was trying to emulate the movie yeah he was hit before i have tasted squirrel for the record by the way i was in ohio and some crazy was was hunting and said here man this is what i came up with i'm like i'm good but when did you eat it anyway Then you go, all right, sure. Okay, so that guy should be. I don't think that someone can just go, I shot this, eat it. No, I hear you. We weren't on the side of the road. We were in his cabin. When somebody has a gun and shot something and says, eat it, unless it's a relative of mine that he's telling me to eat, I'm pretty much, I'm going to try it. Unless the soundtrack to this story is. Or if you're a POW. It was in my head. That's the banjo music I kept hearing. And it was gamey, by the way, a little gamey. It was gamey. It didn't taste like chicken? How was it prepared? With a blowtorch. Is there any other way to cook a squirrel? I just think this guy is a bad chef. I don't have a problem with him eating squirrel. I just think the blowtorch thing. He should barbecue it or something. Yeah, a little sauce, something. Or like a turkey fryer. Then it would be like a little crispy squirrel. Creme brulee squirrel? What's he making? No, you know like the turkey fryers? You just dip it in. But was this squirrel dead? Or was he like blowtorching it alive? How did he catch it? Well, it did say he was cooking. The story didn't say. He said he was cooking squirrel carcass. Can you have a carcass if it's not dead? No. I'm assuming that he drove by some roadkill and said, hey, if we just burn that thing up, meal time. That'd be delicious. I don't know why I didn't think of razor. I don't know why I didn't think of razor. No one is going to shave a dead squirrel. Maybe it's a fetish. I'm sure there's a website. Yes. And if not, we could start one. Just hold on to two ears and then just like start from the top and go down. I don't think this man's problems with the lack of grooming habits. I don't think that was his man's issue. Everybody knows you skin it anyway. Yeah. Oh, says the black man. Are we in trouble today? I got to be careful everything I say. I'm representing my whole race. Where do you come from? Do you have family? The entire race. Where do you come from? Like family. I don't mean like, you know, downstairs. What type of black are you? No. I'm saying. That's black, Drew. No. It's like I come from Jersey. So I've got like weird thug people in my life. Jersey white. Like the south? Trinidad. Trinidad. Caribbean. Nice. Wow. She knows her trivia. That's great. No, that's beautiful. Trinidad, New Jersey. I'm like the first island black person. I'm like doubling it up. Man, you're everything. This is fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. They are culturally insensitive. And I know when I ask that question, most people. I'm insensitive to everything. So I don't just. I'm an equal opportunity hater. Yeah, you don't give a shit. No. Trinidad, Africa. The Bronx. Whatever. You know. All right. We'll move on to our next story. I do hate people. Yeah. That's easy to do. I hate Jews. What? Are you Jewish, Shay? Yes. I don't hate Jews. No, I do. And I'm one of them. I'm still kidding. I don't think she hates Jews. I'm just kidding. I went back to a family function and I had a relative come like, oh, Dro, how are things in California? I'm like, oh my fucking God, am I related to this person? Speak English. Yeah, I got to go. All right, our next story, this is a great one. Nicole Denzer was arrested in Minnesota. Apparently, this woman hid a meth stash inside her vagina. What? Yeah. Police in Minnesota say that a woman arrested for erratic driving attempted to hide a pipe and a meth stash inside her vagina only to be busted by a drug-sniffing dog. She should have hid it in her butt. I mean, like, you know. Seriously, what, do you think the dog was so discerning, he's like, I'm not going to look there? Or put it in a tampon and then insert the crack or whatever it is. But the thing is, I'm sorry, dogs smell your privates all the time. There must have been more to the story than that. Well, let me finish the story. The dog must have been shoving his nose up there. And was going to smell there anyway and went, oh, there's drugs in here? Oh, bonus. Well, that's a dog's sex addiction. I think that it's probably got a drug problem too. The dog must have been shoving his nose way up there because dogs smell that all the time. Or I think what they do is, there's a signal actually, I know about this. And the thing is, if a dog smells a drug or anything like that, they go to location and then they sit down and they look to their handler for a treat. Was this dog whisperer? So he probably sniffed, sat down and looked for a treat because that's what dogs figure everything out about you. So it's not unusual for a dog to sniff a crotch, but the dog must have done its command afterwards. Okay. I'm going to finish the story. What the hell happened there? It says, authorities arrested Denzer of Circle Pines on a controlled substance possession charge. She was booked into the Anoka County Jail and that's where a canine indicated the presence of illegal substances on her person. According to the police, at that point, the dog began sniffing Denzer's crotch, after which Denzer admitted that she had drugs in her vagina. She then reportedly displayed 17 grams of methamphetamine as well as a pipe. Is she a porn star? Damn. Yeah, what the hell? I was like, how much? She had a lot of room in there. She should rent out storage. I know. She probably had like 10 kids or something. Was it the Octomom? Was it the Octomom? I will say this. When your vagina also starts splitting the weed with you or any of your drugs, you go through that stuff in a hurry, dude. That's no good. On the plus side, it was meth, so at least all her teeth fell out. Oh, yeah. And her vagina, apparently. No, I mean in her vagina. Man, what does she have, like a suitcase in there? What the hell? Her teeth? Her teeth? Her teeth fell out in her vagina? Haven't you ever heard of teeth in a vagina? What? Fucking white people. No. They don't have this in Trinidad. No. Okay, this is a real thing. Is this happening in the geriatric world? Go on, I'm intrigued. They even did a movie about it. Teeth in a vagina? Yes. Oh, I know what he's talking about, but it's not in the vagina. It's on your head. It's like when you have a Siamese twin and it completely doesn't develop. No, no, no, no, no. There's no, then it would. By the way, if he got those two things confused, that's a different episode. How is teeth in a vagina the same as teeth on your head unless you have a vagina on your head? Oh, right. Which I have had, but that's a different story. You've seen conjoined Siamese twins and a second twin? Only if an old man is going down on you and his teeth get lost in there. Yeah. Stuck. No, you can have- Not good denture cream. Some women can grow calcium deposits. I hate you so much right now. Everything about you fucking repulses me right now. Go ahead, continue your story. That's a calcium deposit. It is not a tooth. It's a calcium deposit. It's a tooth. In a horse. It's called a tooth. It's called a bean. Holy shit, what the horse? Or a kidney stone. That's a kidney stone. And you got to take it out every six months. It's a biting vagina. Yes. Nice. It's an angry vagina. It's an angry, angry vagina. Can it smile? No. If you turn it sideways, you get cavities. It could bite your peepee off. Is this where I make an Asian joke? Yeah, okay, you did it first. It's going to bite your peepee off in there. It's like your teeth are fine, but your vagina has cavities. Right. Yeah, that's a good news, bad news. My dentist has a bad dentist. That's nice. He would like to visit my dentist. Can you imagine if you go for a pelvic exam and your OBGYN or whatever says, no, I'm afraid you need braces. Your vagina teeth are crooked. Your vagina has a crooked smile. Here's a dental dam, sorry. My advice here, just for- Do you have advice for this person? Yes. I only have storage. Go ahead. Storage problem. You should just switch up your drugs. Because it's- The thing is, if you just smoke pot instead of the crystal meth- Then her vagina's going to get the munchies. Yeah, but you could blow- I saw a stripper once that could blow smoke rings. What? And we tipped her extra. Of course you do. Yeah. It's like, did she just blow a smoke ring out of her- Yes, she did. Wow. Well, she's gifted. That does increase the tip a few percent. Oh, you got a tip for that. Yeah. Unless it's your waiter. If it's your waiter, you're not that happy about it. What sucks is now you can't do that in California. You can't smoke in California because you can't smoke inside. Yeah. Well, herbal cigarettes. She can blow herbal. Herbal. Herbal? It's herbs, officer. It's herbs. Yeah, that's fair. That's legal. You know, but you could smoke because that's artistic license. She can smoke. Or your vagina can smoke. Right, because she's an artist. She's part of the art. Artistic license? Yeah, it's part of her- What the fuck is that? She's a performance artist. No, that couldn't be true. She's a performance artist. All right. You know what my advice is? What? Next time, don't use your vagina. Use a squirrel. That's nice. Put it in the squirrel. You know what my advice is? You shave the squirrel? You put it in the squirrel, then you put the squirrel in there. I think that's- Oh, that's good. Oh, you know what? Here's the thing. You could probably put the squirrel in there, and I'll bet you that would just make the hair fall right off. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if this is related to their friend, but I hear meth in the vagina makes a whole bunch of hair growing atop your ass. Oh my God, maybe my girlfriend had meth in there. I think she should rent out her vagina's storage space. In LA? She's clearly got some room. She's got a lot of room. Like, she's like the public storage of vaginas. Dude, that's a great idea. I want her number. I have a whole bunch of furniture I need to store. But if you put too much, then they do that serious breaking vagina. She need an alarm on it? Like security? Yes, guys. I did that. Poor ding? Is that what you're saying? Poor ding. Poor ding. Poor ding. That's very good. All right, we'll move on. This one, I don't know if this is as much of a problem as they say, but Australian restaurant removes urinals shaped like women's breasts. After a backlash. Backlash or backsplash? Artistic expression. It says, given past controversies involving urinals in the shape of lipstick, arguably female mouths, a restaurant in Sydney shouldn't have been surprised when its bathroom fixtures kicked up a certain amount of angst on the part of Aussie feminists. Apparently, one of these Aussie feminists said the toilets were, and I quote, asking men to put their dicks in these mouths as urinals. I don't think she knows how we use that. I don't think she knows how we use those things, but fair enough. Go ahead. Yeah. It says they were designed by an artist named Mike Von Schindel and who has made similarly mouthy urinals that have appeared all over the world, including the German Rolling Stones Museum, as well as the house of reality star Khloe Kardashian. No. Yes. She's got a urinal in the shape of a giant mouth. But here's the thing. To be fair, Khloe Kardashian, that might not have been an art piece. That might have just been one of the sisters. Could have been. Could have been, yes. It's in the shape of a vagina, you said? No. A female mouth. Oh, okay. I thought you said vagina just now. Would that be worse or better? That's funny. I don't know. It said that the artist claims that the design is not supposed to be sexualized. He says, lighten up. And here's the funny thing. The artist is a woman. That is funny. Yeah. She says it's just a cartoonish looking mouth. You know what? She accomplished what she hoped to accomplish. Yeah. Just notoriety and getting it out there. But apparently now the National Organization for Women, they disagreed. This was their quote. There's something wrong with someone who thinks that urinating symbolically into the mouth of a woman is quirky and fun. I take symbolically out. I can take the word symbolically out of that sentence. You just think it's quirky and fun. I don't get that. It happens all the time. I don't see where's the problem. People are into that. I'm almost sad Vic's not here today. I miss Vic because I know he would weigh in on this. Yes. I believe. I think Vic has had some experience with questionably female mouths, I believe, was the phrase that you used. Well, he likes to make love with his mouth. I mean, there are sites where they actually urinate in a woman's mouth. So, I mean, are they protesting that as well? Not as much. Oh, okay. Because I guess that's consensual. It's hard for a ceramic mouth to say, this is what I want. Well, when a ceramic mouth says, you know what? I've had my fill. Then I'm good. Then close it down. But otherwise, I don't understand the problem. I don't either. Yeah. I don't get it. I think it's the feminism. It's the feminists that kind of have the problem. Look, I'm a feminist, but, you know, you got to chill out, man. I mean, there's just, there's things. It's a urinal. What are they doing with urinals anyway? How did they know it was there? I don't know. I've never, I've never peed in a urinal. Probably some dude came out and says like, oh man, I just peed in some girl's mouth. It was so cool. First of all, that would happen. That would happen. Is that what he sounded like, Marie? I like Marie. He was like, bitch, penis. There's no way an intelligent person went into the bathroom and peed. I'm peeing in her mouth. Yeah. Take my pee. That's probably what happened. That's what the feminists are afraid of. So what would be the equivalent then? Like for women, would it be like in the bottom of a toilet? What could you? A guy's face. There is no equivalent. A guy's face. A guy's face on the bottom, like of the toilet. No, his mouth too. Yeah, his mouth and his face. So would they find that offensive? Is he a ceramic person or is he a real person? You could do that. You could put a guy's face on the bottom of the toilet that a woman sits down on and pees and no one, no guy is going to come out. And they go, that's offensive. Only if she's ugly. If my seat was... We don't care otherwise. Yeah, that would be the first question. Was she hot? Yeah, exactly. Holy shit, do you know the same person Marie knows? Well, I've decided that's the only people that should be peeing. I don't see what the problem is. I honestly don't. It's urinals like that that are making it less likely that I urinate on these women that are sitting here in the studio. He hasn't done it once to me today. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, you know what? Okay, I'll tell you what. Apparently, my AIM sucks as well. Since we've done this story, there is a story that sort of is a counter to that. Now, here's a thing that I think is far more bothersome. Now, by the way, remember if you wanna join in, our number here, 800-893-9562. The title of this story is the coffee pot pee lady. A coffee pot pee lady. A pee lady. A pee lady. A pee lady. $100,000 a piece in damages in a lawsuit involving a woman convicted of repeatedly urinating into an office coffee pot. The lawsuit names Holly Jones, age 46, of the city of Cheryl, as well as Robinson Aviation Company. This is in Oklahoma City. They are the two defendants. According to the lawsuit, which accuses the company of assault, several plaintiffs. Okay, there are cues of assault after several plaintiffs consumed the mixture of water, coffee, and urine and became physically ill. The suit claims that Robinson Aviation was negligent because it failed to fully screen employees and conduct routine examinations. How do you screen for that? Exactly. What interview process are you going through where it's like, do you like to pee in coffee pots? Yeah, exactly. You know, when I was younger. Oh, okay. I worry. I worry. Should we shoot? Yeah, have you noticed before? I'm just going to interrupt for a second. We had several stories where Marie's like, I've done that. She's like our female Vic. I know. Vic's done it all. With a carrot. Go ahead. Then I'll finish the story. Please, Marie, share. When I was younger, I worked in this catering hall and all the guys hated the owners of the catering hall. So they would pee in the sauce. These big vats of sauce. Oh my God. And so every- You saw this? You were privy to this? I'm assuming you didn't have the employee lunch. I didn't eat it ever. I never ate there once. And they were like, why aren't you eating? I'm like, because I don't need, you know, Mickey's DNA. You know what I mean? Like, but like there was so many, it's funny because at first I was like, that's wrong. And then, you know, I said- And then I was like, all right, I hate these people. They deserve it. Boss is an asshole. And then also like the people that would go there were such assholes too. I was just like, you're eating. I'm going to pee. Oh my God. Let me finish. That's disturbing. But it says the spouses- Here's the funny thing. Not my problem. The spouses of these people are also seeking damages because they say their husbands would quote, not mingle in society with others because of the derision and jokes made in public. It's like, no, your husbands just don't want to go out with you. It has nothing to do with the fact that you drank pee. Oh, they think that they're being shunned because they're pee drinkers? Yeah. They said their husbands are not free to mingle in society. It's like a lodge. Here's what they said about this woman. Oh hell, the pee drinkers. The state police said that Jones urinated on several occasions into a glass coffee pot used by other airport personnel and pilots. She was reportedly mad about being passed over for a promotion. This ain't going to help. That's going to get it. This ain't going to speed it up. That's going to definitely get a promotion. Police became involved after the tower manager reported a strong odor in the house. That's going to get it. They said it was a strong odor emanating from the coffee machine. Did you pee in this? Again. Come on. The owner warned employees of a problem before any tainted coffee was actually used. So they didn't even apparently... Drink it? Drink it. Drink it. But first of all, how do they know that she's been doing it several times and not catch her? Once you catch her, you would think, you have no evidence of previously... This is how they caught her. It says, state police set up a video surveillance above the coffee machine and caught Jones urinating into the pot, then pouring the urine into the coffee machine. Big brothers there, man. She should have went to the bathroom. I know, dude. She was not smart. I don't, you know, I don't feel sorry for her because she wasn't smart about it. I know. And I'm like, first of all, I'm impressed that she's able to pee into a small cup. That's hard. It is hard. She did the jug, probably. Yeah, no, she... It's still hard. No, you know how you take the coffee pot and you put the water in and you pour it in? Yeah. She just squatted over the pot, which still, to her credit, pretty good aim. That's bad. That's hard. That's a Kago muscle thing. Now, here's the thing. Is pee caffeinated? Is pee caffeinated? Yeah. If you drank coffee. Because that could have been the worst thing. It's like, what if someone thought they were getting decaf? That would be the worst thing? That would be the worst thing. Have you ever seen one of these people who's like, I can't drink caffeinate. I can't have caffeine. It just makes me on. I don't mind pee, but caffeine? Yeah. Does she eat organic? That's really the biggest issue. Asparagus coffee? You don't want asparagus. No, you don't want that. That's what it probably was. She probably ate like a bushel of asparagus. And her pee stunk and it set off hot peppers. Well, they said that's how they figured it out. There was an odor. One stinky, pissed woman is what you're saying and that's what caught her? Yeah. But you know what? Okay, so there's an odor and you're like, yeah, this stinks. I'm going to drink it. Well, some people just need their coffee. Gus is like that. If you're hooked, man. I'm glad I don't drink coffee. I'm a tea drinker. Me too. Tea. I said that with a T. I'm a tea drinker. Because you can't piss in tea. That won't accept it. He likes the tea bag. Oh. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. All right. Wow, we have so many stories in so little time. I don't know which way to go, but we'll try this one first. A four pound hairball was removed from a teenage girl's stomach. Vagina or stomach? Because somebody apparently has a lot of room in their vagina. Yeah, no, this was her stomach. Okay. It says a 19 year old girl in indoor India has a weird taste in snack foods. It finally came back to haunt her. It says, the girl went to Maharaja Yashwantro Hospital in Indore last month. Great hospital. Great hospital. It's better than Kaiser. She's complaining she hadn't been able to eat or drink for a few days. Upon examination, doctors discovered a hairball, get this, weighing nearly four pounds, stuck between her stomach and small intestine. In a related story, by the way, there was a really happy recently blown cat just chilling on the couch. I know. She just like, she should like, kneel down to the grass and start chewing on grass. Catnip. Okay, well, it says, it turns out the girl had a bad habit of eating her own hair as well as chalk while in class. Is that a habit? And the combination ended up stuffing up her insides to the gills. Is that a habit? Yes, I have a habit of like ripping all my skin off and ingesting it as well. What the hell's wrong with these people? It's from my strange addiction, isn't it? Well, no, I don't know. Does she eat Comet too? Does she like freaking eat Comet? But how is the tea to not notice the kids sitting there eating hair and chalk? She's like bald sitting in the couch. I know. I think she's thinking it doesn't cost anything. Well, four pounds is a lot of hair. I'm sure it wasn't overnight. They show a picture of it. It looks like a giant slug. Now, here's the thing. It says, as impressive as this hairball is, it pales in comparison to the one that some doctors removed in Chicago in 2007. You ready for this? That one weighed 10 pounds and measured 15 inches by seven inches. 10 by seven. That's a serial killer. He was eating other people's hair. Under the hair, they also found shoes and a chin bone. It's like, I mean, it's too bad Vic's not here because he's bald. I'd ask him what happened. He's got a hairball. He ate his hair. It all just ran to his back. Oh, my God. You know, you can sell that hair in a black neighborhood. His hair got scared off his head and ran to the back. In a black neighborhood? Yeah, it's a weave. People like that hair is valuable. Wait, Raul is bald too. Raul, what happened to your hair? He ate it. Did that girl eat it? Have you ever been to India? He ate it. It's kind of my fetish. Having girls eat your hair? Could the doctors not figure out what was going on when the girl was sitting next to the cat going, huh, huh? Could they not figure that out? Oh, dumb bitch has a hairball. No, no, she'll cough it out. She'll be fine. It's just a thing. It has like a hook in it. I know. Well, that's how you got it out. Let me see that. Got a hook in it. You go fishing. That is nice. It's like a Rastafarian here. Did she just swallow like a black cat? Is that what happened? She would not be the first. It's funny you should say that. Well, now she won't. Here's the thing. Wow. Is that once you swallow black hair, you just never go back? It never grows back. I don't know. All right. Well, one time for one more quick story and then we got to get to our questions. This one's a little disturbing. Patrick Lewis Lynn has sex with a horse inside a Florida barn again. Says a horse owner in Florida shook his head in disbelief when he told a reporter he actually wasn't that surprised to learn that the man who had sex with his horse in 2010 came back. I assume we're going to get some sort of animal lesson from you, Shannon. I know. Just wait. What's the proper way to fuck a horse? You guys are going to look at me because I have experience. Can you tell me the proper way to fuck a horse, please, so I do this correctly next time? Patrick Lewis Lynn apparently was his second time getting arrested on the same property for the same offense. He was accused of sneaking in and sexually abusing horses. Oh, my God. I would assume if he did that, he would be in jail. I would assume if he did that, The owner said he knew something bad had happened when he noticed lubricant on the barn floor near Sonny's stall. He said Sonny had been cleaned, but neither he nor his wife had cleaned the horse that day. A surveillance camera reportedly caught Lynn sneaking into the stable early that morning. He was arrested at his home, which was nearby, and he faces charges of trespassing, resisting arrest, burglary, as well as bestiality. This man was arrested in 2010 after cops received complaints that he went into the barn several times and conducted sexual acts with the horses. The cops staked him out and reportedly caught him in the act, but he fled before he was apprehended hours later. My question is, how do you get caught in the act by cops? You're caught in the act having sex with a horse, but you get away. You got horse shit all over you. You're hard to grab, dude. You're hard to grab. You're slippery. I don't understand. How do you get caught? It's like, you know, it's like the cop car. The car comes, the lights are on, and you're still going at it. Like, I don't get it. It was two cops in a horse outfit. Well, I have to say something. You know, I feel bad for this guy because he obviously has... As opposed to feeling bad for the horse. I feel, well, I feel bad for the horse, too, because they're obviously in love. Like, he went back to Sonny. You know what I mean? If it's twice, it does make it consensual on the two, no? You know what the problem is? If it was a different horse, it might be worse, but, you know, at least he's committed. Did Sonny say anything? Like, hey, I'm getting raped. Like, what if the lube was on the horse's credit card? Can we assume then that they were both on the list? I mean, you have no proof. Maybe the horse was like, so, you know. I would say he doesn't just whisper to the horse, apparently. Well, he does. He's whispering sweet nothings. All right. Here comes the advice. All right. Oh, shit. Have you ever heard two-pump-chump? No. You ever heard that expression? Two-pump-chump? Yeah. Two-pump-chump? Yeah. Two-pump-chump. You never heard that expression? It's a guy who's quick. Exactly. Exactly. Oh. Horses are two-pump-chumps. Oh. Which means it's hard for like maybe four seconds and it's limp again. You're saying this horse was happy to have someone last? No. No. So when he goes, because my friend, Miley, oh, she's so going to hate me. I didn't say her name, okay? Miley? When we have breeding parties. Who's Miley? Her friend, Cyrus. You're friends with Miley Cyrus and she has sex with a horse? You heard it first here on Bad Advice. Actually, Miley Cyrus' sister competed in the same, same place that I used to ride, but never mind. Hmm. I don't have a lawyer. So this friend used to have breeding parties and I kid you not, as soon as the horse would go, done, limp, two seconds, two, two-pump-chump. Maybe this guy also was a two-pump-chump? No, I'm just saying, Oh, he had sex with a horse? How is he getting? He did the butt of the horse? I don't assume so. Oh, he's putting it into the horse? Yeah. What do you think's going on? You think the horse is sneaking behind him? What do you think's happening? I don't know what he's doing. You don't know anything about horse fucking. Can I tell you somebody? Amateur. Somebody at work showed me. And you call yourself a professional? Somebody at work showed me that they have a follower on their, on their Twitter and she, her whole thing is that she loves to have sex with animals. Hashtag horse fucker. Her dog. Her and her mother have sex with the dog. Really? Yep. And there's pictures. What? Yes. They better not have allergies. Wasn't that like? Yeah, we had a woman that died from an allergy after having sex with the dog. Really? Hold on. That's the first thing to come out of your mouth is they better not have allergies? The whole family's fucking a dog. You're like, oh God, I hope they got their shots. It's been called good advice. We gotta get to, we gotta get to our questions. Or that person's Facebook page. Yeah. We have to go on it. They have pictures on the Facebook page? That can't be. And she has other bestiality shots of her friends. Okay, we're gonna look into this. Does she need a miniature donkey? Because I know someone. She'll take anything apparently. I mean, like it's actually in her, you see the dog and it's a fluffy dog. Another one is a fluffy dog. But we can put like bunny ears on the dog. Do the dogs look happy? Wait a second. If it's not a fluffy dog, it's okay? No, it's all, it's all interesting. And then she was going down on her shepherd. Oh my God. Oh no, I have a shepherd. I don't even like to pet my dog too long if she starts like getting too happy. They sell dog dildos. What? They do. They do not. No. No. That family? Yes. That family is a dog dildo. Okay. Oh my God. Dog penises are very different than human. This is the first thing Marie's talked about I found hard to get aroused by. Not impossible. Not impossible, but difficult. But difficult. You're still working through it. Yeah. But you'll see her hand grabbing the shepherd's, you know, thing. And it's squeezing the thing and it's just, it just looks all pink and like on fire and it's in her mouth. Oh, where are you when we need you? Disgusting. She's taking it in her mouth? Yes. And she's proud of this? I'm proud of this. So you've seen this. I saw it. You've gone to the site. Yeah, I know. My friend showed me. Gone to the site. They're filming it in her living room. What are you talking about? What does this woman look like? I'm disturbed that this woman's following me. What did it look like? No, what does the girl look like? Oh, is she melanin deficient? Is she hot? No. There's no way she's hot and doing dog penis. She's not ugly. She's not ugly. Because she's doing good looking dogs. Oh. It's a very, well endowed dog. Oh, that's nice. It's a black dog. We're going to have to interview that dog. He's like, it's a black dog, bitch. We're going to have to get that dog in here for an interview to see just how happy the dog is. All right, we're going to get to questions here. All right, here's one, and this has something to do with, we're going to go right to Marie on this one. Our first question is from Barry in Kent, Washington. Barry wrote in and said, I recently went to go down on my girlfriend and discovered that she had completely shaved down there. No squirrel there. She'd never done that before. I felt like a pedophile. It didn't work for me at all. I didn't say anything to her because I didn't want to upset her, but it really creeped me out. Am I the weird one here or no? You are the weird one here. You think so? No, I'm not, okay, I don't agree. Well, like, did it have a shadow? Like, was it the first day she shaved? Was it a little rough down there? He's saying it was completely shaved. It looked like Nixon. What do you think? Did it have a beard? It looked like George Michael. It looked like George Michael so he went, wham! I didn't like it. I tried to, I shaved it all once and I was just like, this feels weird in my underwear, you know, but women do it, I think, to get arousal because it does. Really? Yes, because it does stimulate you because you're just like walking around all bared out. It's like, the hair is a cushion, you know what I mean? It's a cushion between you and your undies and your pants. The cushion between you and 1977 is what it is. I don't care if it looks like freaking the Jackson 5 down there. I don't, the groundskeeping as long as they let me play ball, I'm fine. See, I felt, I understand what Barry means by that pedophile thing because when it was completely shaved, I'm like, I don't feel good. But that's because when you did it, you were a pedophile. It's different. Well, she was 11, but she said she'd know. But also, the vagina's very weird looking. Yes. You know what I mean? It also depends greatly on the individual vagina. Like, if you have any lips and it's shaved, it's kind of like, this is weird looking. It's weird looking. Like, I remember, I have a little boy. If it comes out like a flower, that's different. Well, they all come out like a flower, but it's a weird looking, it's a Giorgio Keef flower. It's a little jacked up. You know what I mean? I mean, I have a little boy. He's three, right? And so, I have to change him, whatever. And that's like, it's just out there, you know, and there's nothing, there's no compartments, just right there. I was at a friend's house and I had to change her little girl and I was just like, man, this is hard. There's nooks and crannies. Like, I had to like, get in there, get all up in that. Isn't there not like a little vacuum attachment that you can do that with? That would be awesome, you know, but. Surprise, it doesn't exist. It's kind of different. Copyright, can't offer. Can you use like, bear or not bear? I like, I like when I get some, but I just. When I get some, end of story. Colin, to give her all some. I just like the way a woman's vagina looks, so if I could see more of it. See, he doesn't, he doesn't like the way a vagina looks. I don't, I've never been with a 10 year old, so I don't, it just looks like a grown woman with a shaved vagina. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Well, say do you, I mean, not to get too personal. I landscape. Pretty tight, but I'm not bald. Do you landscape or is it like Drew where there are two guys speaking Spanish walking around all day long? Is there a mower blower down there? Well, if I'm dating someone, I'll let him landscape. Allow me to introduce myself, Edward Scissortongue. If I'm dating someone, I'll let him landscape. That way, I know I don't get it wrong. I get it the way he likes it. I'm like, here you go. Just make sure you use the mower blower. That is a horrible idea. Why? You know what? Screw him, because then all of a sudden he goes, I don't want to, and that way he knows how difficult and scary it is and that's why I'm like, dude, you got a deal. Do you really want the guy you're dating thinking that thing's difficult and scary? I don't really know No, just shave it. Shave it. I don't know, put a hat on it, I'm fine. Put a hat on it. Yeah, maybe he should get a little merkin for it they use in Hollywood when an actress doesn't want to show her vagina on camera. They make a little fake toupee to put down there. Is that what Sharon Stone wore? No, Sharon Stone wore another vagina over her vagina. She's a serial killer. She had a squirrel in there. She actually skinned another woman. I thought it was a squirrel. Just put a squirrel down there. She got a squirrel. That was a squirrel between her legs and basic instinct, just so you know. But it was a union squirrel. Yeah, definitely in SAG. Wow, well, listen, Barry, all I can tell you is go with, you know. Can I say something in the vein of, in the words of Vic for this guy? Sure. You know, Barry, I hate you. I hate you because you hate the vagina. If you love the vagina, you wouldn't care what form it took. Don't make the vagina hide who it really is. Yeah. Let it all come out. Let the vagina be loud and proud. She would accept you if you went bald, so accept her being bald. Thank you. Tell her, tell her that, that, that, that's fine. We'll go on from there. It really turns you on when she's fire red down there, so she's going to have to grow a little bit of hair for that. Fire red? What are you slapping it down? Fire red? I'm just slapping it around. You'll have to deal with like an odd color, but at least there'll be hair there. Oh, it's a thing. I know it's a thing. Okay. All right, well, here's our next question. That's what I'm doing tonight. This one comes from Pete in Bellflower. Pete wrote and said, how much did you spend on an engagement ring? Is it really three months salary? That's a lot to me. No, it's a freaking year, God damn it. Yeah, because if you work at McDonald's, I am much of a ring. Is it really? No, it's not really a year. It's a crack in the jack, like plastic ring. Let me start off by saying, on this topic specifically, women suck. The fact that three months didn't sound like it was too much. Wait, is she pregnant? That's the real question. You don't have to buy the ring. Don't worry about it. Do they specify whose salary? I mean, Burger King part-time, you're pulling in $200, $200 a week. Can you do that salary? Well, isn't it supposed to be based on what your salary is? It's not like you can compare the guy making six figures to the guy making $200 a week. Can you just do it for when you're unemployed? See, now here's my advice. Danny, listen, it's a special time. It's your wife. She wants something that's special. It's a diamond. She wants something that lasts forever. Get her a styrofoam cup. My advice is that diamonds don't hold. I know a person that has like a diamond $25,000 ring and she got divorced and she tried to sell it and it's only worth like five. That happens. That's what happens. Doesn't she know what? Good resale value. She probably doesn't look as good now either. That is true. She also doesn't look good. Yeah, that's tough. You can maybe, depending on who the woman is, you can say, honey, I can get you a diamond ring or I can get you a ring of diamondoids and you can get diamondoids. You can get breast implants, same cash, everybody's happy. It's called diamondique. Costco sells diamond rings. diamond rings. I say get it there because you can return shit as long as you own it from Costco. So if the wedding doesn't work out, you can totally give it back. Even better, if you can get the wife there. I would have scored. Yeah, exactly. If you can get the wife at Costco, if that doesn't work out, give her back. I don't think we should be listening to Drew. Aren't you divorced? No, I've never been married. Oh, he's not married. Couldn't get that far. I wish my ex would have bought the ring at Costco. I would have scored and returned it. Really? But shouldn't the guy return it because he bought it? Yeah. Why does a woman get to keep it? That's only if you break off the engagement then you get it back. Yeah. There's rules. See, that's why you ask, have I been married? No. That's because I sometimes listen to other women and go, yeah, this is a horrible idea. Just get the ring anyway. She's not going to know how much it costs. Oh, yes, she will. If I've learned anything, it's crazy. Are you kidding? The first thing we do is we go down to the jeweler and have her assess and tell all of our girlfriends, F you. If I've learned anything, it's that I cannot afford to date Shay. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's a good point. Are you kidding? You told us those crazy stories in the Metro today. I didn't pay for any of it. I didn't pay for any of it. Private jet, butler, bringing him a Cuban, silk pillow, fluffing his pillow. We've got an interesting story here. This next one, I'm going to move this along because this one, I'm not even sure how I feel about it. This one comes from Dave in Culver City. Dave says, I've been married to the same woman for 16 years. Recently, she revealed to me that she used to be a rock and roll groupie and that one of her ex flings, who's now a very famous musician, called to tell her that he's in town and he wants to see her. I'm kind of torn. On the one hand, I'm jealous and I don't want her to go see him, but on the other hand, I can't believe she actually knows this person. How cool. He's a huge name and I totally understand her wanting to go and see him. What do I do? What they're going to do when they see each other is not like, you know, play cards. They're going to have sex, so he needs to decide if that's what he wants. Yeah. He's going to be okay with his wife doing it. He's going to hit that. Yeah. He's going to tap it. I'd be okay with that. Yeah. Well, okay, my question is, you know how like couples waste money? Did we have a call? Do we have a call? No. There was a movie. Wasn't there a movie with Demi Lovar and like Robert Redford? Like they went through this. Indecent Proposal. There you go. That was a movie. That's for money though. That was for money. Is that where you draw your opinions from is Robert Redford movies? But that was also for a million dollars. That's where I draw all my views and loves from movies. My question is this. As a married person, Yes. they don't, people like couples, we've all had this discussion where you have like your dream list. We have a call. Okay, hold on. Hello, caller. Yeah, hi there. How are you all doing today? I'm doing well. Who's calling in? My name is Rudy. I'm calling from Austin, Texas. All right, Rudy. What's happening? Here's my question. I call my wife I call a little video that she shot up herself, a little what we call sex rock type video with her and the maid house cleaner. Send it over. Wait, your wife shot a video with the maid? Yeah, I came across it online on her laptop and I don't know whether to confront her or try and nail that maid myself. I say nail the maid yourself. Keep it under the covers. What was the video? Threesome. Nail the maid and confront her. You know what? I think you need to send us the video first so we can make a proper assessment. What was on the video? Oh, it's not really appropriate to talk about on radio. I can say that there was a lot of I'd say fists and tongues and there's a lot of kitchen stuff and You try to nail everybody involved. You pull the video out once you're done getting whatever it is you can milk this for. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I don't know what your problem is. This doesn't seem like a problem. I gotta fuck everybody in the room. This is one of the times we do need Vic because this is a caller worth hating. You have a gawg mind in your lap there, buddy. This is my lady and we took a vow. A vow, huh? It was anywhere in the valley. You should have taken a vow of silence. You should have taken a vow of silence. You should have taken a vow of silence. Silence. But it's with another chick, right? Is the maid hot? So what's the problem? She didn't cheat on you with a man. Yeah. It's not cheating if it's with another woman. I think when fluids are exchanged it's cheating. Oh, you're one of those. Oh, you see, here's the thing. We don't agree because if it's vagina on vagina action that's perfect. Actually, the Lord approves of that. There's nothing in the Bible that says you can't. Maybe they were just doing storage and she was storing the spatula up there. Maybe she was just offering her rent. Wait, there's a spatula involved? She said there was a kitchen impotence. She was exchanging meth? I said, what was she doing with the spatula? Was she like playing hide the spatula on this woman? What was happening with that? She put it all inside. She put it inside. Well, maybe she was storing some things just like the woman that we... Three hours later she queefed out an omelet. It could have been a cooking lesson. It could have been a cooking lesson. America's top chef. Can I ask you one more question? All right. A quick one then we got to move on. My 82-year-old mama her birthday is coming up next week and she wants me to pay for her nipple to get pierced. That's awesome. You're classy. Wow. You have a hell of a family. That is awesome. What's your debate? What's your problem with it? Listen, here's the thing. This is your mother you said? Grandmother. Grandmother. No, it's my mama. It feels like it could be inappropriate. Well, not if you're doing it. If you're doing it that's inappropriate. No, listen. Here's what you do. You stand up right next to your grandma and you reach down to your knees and you go ahead and pierce that nipple. His mama. Oh, it's his mama. All right. Well, so it's not quite as low. Well, if you want to save money just get a hole puncher. You know what I mean? It's not like she's feeling that thing anymore anyway. She's already nursed like 40 kids. I think you can make money off this. You should just do it on like, you know, public street and let people videotape it and like just get money for, you know, having it done. with that and your wife fucking the maid. Be nice. All right. Well, listen. We got to run because we got a couple questions. All right. But I want to thank you for calling and we'll see you later. Bye. There you go. Good luck. I'm not sure if I see him later. All right. Wow. We get all kinds of things here on Bad Advice. But anyway, back to the one, the groupie, just real quick. I, you know, here's the thing. Everyone's got their dream list. Didn't you ever do that with a couple? Like the one person you're allowed to sleep with? Who's your dream? Different topic. Different topic. Yeah. Mine, I always wanted Sandra, not Sandra Bernhardt, Sandra Bullock. My sister looks like Sandra Bullock but she's married. I'll show you a picture. Would she do me? She's married. That's not the question. That's a different question. Here's the thing. If you're this guy, that's tough. Unless you want to get shirts for you and your wife that say I'm with slutty and I'm with submissive loser. That's really, that's a tough thing to be like, well, she slept with somebody but he's famous. That kind of blows, dude. That's tough. Unless he can do the same thing. Unless he can. Maybe he can have sex with him as well. That's nice. That is nice. Well, he has to decide whether he's starstruck or, you know, jealous. Like, you know, it's really up to him. Do you want your wife to taste like Roger Daltrey for the rest of your life? No, he doesn't. He tastes just like chicken. Maybe he can watch. Maybe he can watch. I'm not sure that helps. That would make it worse. I would have to leave the concert. I've got a question. Why can't the two of them go meet this guy? That way, he gets to meet the guy and you can ensure by him. I don't think his wife is going to want to do that. I don't think anybody but the guy wants that. Yeah. First of all, when the wife says, yeah, honey, I really want to go alone. She's basically saying, can I have an affair? Yeah, basically. There's something up if she won't let him come there. Pause. The importance of the question of the comma. Okay. Well, listen, Dave, I'm always a firm believer in a good story. So I say, if it's good enough for you to be like, my wife fucked someone like Jon Bon Jovi, send her on her way. As long as it's a good musician. Yeah, exactly. If she's going to meet, you know, somebody that you just, like the Jonas Brothers, no. What if it's R. Kelly and he's just going to piss all over? That's fine. Just shower before you come home. She's going to shower while she's there, apparently. That'd be a good Instagram shot. So, just keep that in the back. Yeah. Is that sex? Because that's fluid exchange. If you piss over someone. Oh, that Southern guy would be so angry. It's not an exchange. It goes in one direction. Yeah, you're right. That Southern guy was totally like, he was, he was not like. No, he's not right in the head. No, he didn't compromise at all. There's just like, no, no, whatever. He didn't come. All right, you can fuck around a little. You can fuck the maid, but not the milk guy. You know what I mean? All right, well, if we got time for like maybe another two questions here, things are going, quickly. This one comes from Penny in LA. Penny wrote in and on our site and said, on more than one occasion, my boyfriend has made business calls on his cell phone while we've been making love. It really bothers me, but he says I'm being overly sensitive and that his job as a personal assistant requires him to always be available. Am I wrong here? Yes, because you should commend him because he's a multitasker and that's not familiar with men. Like that, they don't usually, they're not usually good at that. So, amazing for you that you have a multitasker. Yeah, he's a talented guy. Unless he's on the phone saying stuff like, yeah, my wife's blowing me right now. She's horrible at it. I mean, you don't want that. I've got a question. Does he always take her call? Because if he doesn't always take her call, that could be interesting. Well, no, he's saying he's a personal assistant. I work in TV and so do you, Maria. It's like, you know some of these personal assistants. They have to be available all the time. What happens if you're in the bathroom taking a dump? Then you have to answer. You have to answer your phone. No. Yes. Yeah, yeah. You have to answer. And you know, I mean, she should understand the job he does, you know? She should be happy he's employed. How many women are like paying for their men? Exactly. I don't see what the problem is. Yeah. I think she's a jerk. I hate her. In the vein of I hate her. I hate her so much. I hate her so much. Selfish bitch. Exactly. In fact, you don't want to disturb him when he's on a work call. So every time he picks up his phone, you should be blowing him just so you're not making any noise. That's true. He should get one of those little Bluetooth things for his penis just so she remembers what's important here. Oh my goodness. Yeah, she can store that in her vagina. Apparently everybody can. Next to the meth, don't get it confused. All right, let's see. Okay, my wife is, this one comes from Manny. It doesn't say where Manny's from. He says, my wife is pregnant. I want to know the sex in advance. She wants it to be a surprise. Which is better? I say in advance. This way you can prepare for it and not get all like white or green for everything or yellow. Like you get blue or pink. See, that's practical. I think you should know just because if you don't like the outcome, you can push her down the stairs. I can see what kind of father Drew is going to make. Good one. Drew's father many kids. Drew's almost been a father seven times now. But there's been all these weird coincidences. My Lord. I think that's a no brainer. Find out the sex. I mean, you know, what's the big surprise element? Unless you have like 10 kids or 15 like the Octomom, just freaking find out what it is. I mean, you need to know. Why? Because there's a lot of gender specific things out there that you need to buy. What are you saving a surprise for? Buy, you need to like, you know, put up a little website saying we're having a kid. This is what you need to buy. And if you already have kids, let's say you've got three daughters. Okay. You got three daughters and you find out that it's another girl. You might want to put some of those first three up for adoption because you don't need another one. Or, you know, China. If it was China, you could just throw them down a well. Three? What am I going to do with three of them? I already have the set. This is the first one. This is the first one they've had, right? No, it didn't say that, did it? Well, it's really annoying when you're going to a baby shower and you don't know what the sex is of the baby. That's when you buy yellow. Yellow? I hate yellow. Don't make me buy yellow, Manny. Yellow. Yellow, it's like a unisex color. I like it. Vic isn't here, so now Marie hates all our questions and calling. May I say, yellow is not the most unisex of colors. It is. What are you going to get, black? I don't know. That's what I would get. Red. You know what? There you go. You're going to get a lot of black and red clothes because you're stupid. Brown, red. Anything but yellow. He likes black and red. He's in red and he's black. He is black and red. You're looking very unisex over there. Very unisex. Listen, I want to thank everybody for being here. We're counting down. We got 15 seconds, but we have Mr. Ken August. Listen to him tomorrow on the weekly wrap-up where I will be joining you at four o'clock. Marie Delpretti. We have Raul. Raul D. Raul D. I just wanted to get the last name and shave off. We'll see you next week. Thanks, everybody. Bye. For all the good news is after seven episodes he remembers your name. That's good. It's!