Football talk with Brian Ingles and Coach

This is Rage, right? This is Rage, right? Yellow beacons. Oh, yeah. Nothing lasts forever. Even cold November rain. Hi, Jads LA. In October, I don't know why I'm bringing up November, you look lost, Ingles, more so than usual. Great to be here, coach. Good to have Brian Ingles back. Oh, stop it. Stop it. And I'm the coach. Thank you. God, this stuff never gets old in my book. Woo! Hi, Jads LA. Another fascinating week in football. As always. When you really pay attention to it, when you start writing this shit down like I do for this team, every week, I think that's the way I like it. It's like a soap opera every week. Just things happen. Just never know, man. And they're always related to Jameis Winston. This week on ESPN. Yeah, and guys good, you know. This week on ESPN on like Tuesday, you know, they have the top eight headlines or whatever. Three of them were Jameis Winston related. The memorabilia. The memorabilia thing. He's definitely signing for cash. You can't tell me he's signing 2,000 helmets just for shits and giggles. Look, that is the one thing I think they should get paid for. You should have a right to be able to sign your own fucking name. And there's ways around it. I don't, I don't know. This guy's stupidity never ceases to amaze me. But if they just put it in an account, an escrow account. Yeah. You know what I mean? And actually not paying them. But as soon as he graduates, you get it that day. That'd be cool. That's what they should do. You know, he's obviously signing for freaking. And they should be able to strike when the iron's hot. Perfect example is Terrell Pryor. Terrell Pryor is nothing now. But when Terrell Pryor was signing his name in Ohio State, talk about the value. As an adult, anybody who was over 18 is an adult. You're, as a man, as a person, you're earning power shifts. It fluctuates. You should be able to make the money when you can make the money. Because now who wants Terrell Pryor's art? Only people from Ohio State. That's it. But in 2010, 2011, hot commodity. Should have been able to make money off of it. Oh, yeah. Is he still in the league? What team is he on? He got cut. I thought he was, wasn't he with Seattle? Yeah, and I thought they released him. Oh, maybe they did. I forget. I don't know where he is. He gives a shit. Speaking of, well, speaking of Seattle, there's another one that came out of nowhere. The whole Percy Harvin thing. What the hell's going on there? That guy sounds like a total douche. Everything you read about him. And I actually knew a guy who, a friend of mine at the time, he was a guy. I coached him in high school. Uh-huh. And when he was coming out to Florida, I'm like, you know, what's the kid's deal? He's like, well, he's different. He's different. As he said, and it stuck with me. And now look what's happening. It ended up being a six-round pick. Right? Yeah. A six-round pick. And Seattle would give what, like a first and a second? They gave up a bunch of picks to get him, and they signed him to a huge deal. Yeah, it's a mistake. But, you know, they recognize it and just dump the guy. Dump him. It's going to help the Jets, though. Who knows? I mean, shit. Look what happened. Look what happened with him at the previous team before he came over with the Vikings. He got kind of divisive in that locker room, and if there's any locker room that could probably fall apart, it'd have to be the Jets, right? I don't know. Speaking of the Jets, you know, obviously watched the Pats-Jets game, which was a good game. It was a fun game to watch. Fucking Rex, man. As much as I try not to like him, he's just likable. I definitely want to play for the guy. You want to play for that guy. I mean, the guy's bleeding out there. You know what I mean? He is fighting. You can't say the same thing for Bill. No. No, you know players are motherfucking Bill behind his back all the time. All the time. But they, you know, respect him, but at the same time, I bet Rex Ryan, you know, doesn't get that same, I don't know, angst and frustration from players behind his back. No, I bet you they all love him. Yeah. I bet you they all love him. They can find the right way. If you put Percy Harvin, Michael Vick, and Chris Johnson on the field at the same time, I defy you to find three guys faster ever than the Jets. I bet you they'll find three guys faster ever at their positions. You won't, but they won't put, they're not smart enough to put those guys out there at the same time, or will they? I don't know. You always think, you would think they are, but I don't know. Gino looked all right. That was actually, you know, Pat's defense is so average. Yeah, no shit. They can't stop the run. They can't stop the run, and they refuse to commit to the run. It's a recipe for disaster. They're a very average team. They'll end up 10 and six. They'll end up in the playoffs, because, you know, it's the league they're in, the division they're in. They're not going to win anything. Why not? Probably not. I tell you right now, if I'm going to redo my Super Bowl picks, I still take Green Bay. Green Bay looked great today. Did you see them? Awesome. They looked great today, and got to say what? Denver? Denver and Green Bay, that's what I mean. They're up. Yeah. Oh, that whole, everything I turned on during the week, the whole, it's a nightmare watching those whole things about Peyton, you know, breaking the Super Bowl, the touchdown pass, and wrecking. Just seeing Favre's name come up makes you sick. I like Brett Favre. Wait a minute. I love him, too. I love him. I've always been a Brett Favre guy. I think he's just, he'd be fun to hang out with. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The guy sending dick pictures to the freaking interns, and he was like 38 years old. Nothing wrong with that. No, not at all. You know? And that's another thing about the three, that I just will not let you forget. Peyton's 38, and he's going to be 40, and I'm the only statesman of this team. You know, when I'm an old guy, and Costas and Peyton, man, I didn't watch that interview just a few minutes ago. Ugh. Makes me cringe. Well, you know, I'm an old guy now. But they're showing all the guys that had the record for most touchdown passes, the previous guys, like Y.A. Tittle. Oh, yeah. That guy looked like he was freaking 80 years old, and he's like 32 years old. He was bald, right? He was bald. Yeah, he was bald. You know, it's just, people lived so much hotter back then, I guess, you know? Sammy Baugh was another one. Bobby Lane. Bobby Night Train Lane. You know the quarterback, Billy Kilmer? I don't. You never heard that name, Billy Kilmer? He went to Super Bowl with the Redskins when the Redskins lost to the Dolphins. Do not know him. Yeah. Well, anyway, they own my dry cleaner. It's the first time I've watched... Let's have him on the show, dude. I've watched him. I think his family owns it. I think he might... No, he's still alive. Yeah, that's a good point, man. I'll have his sister on the show. Poor lady looks just like him. He looks like a 19... 1770 quarterback. You know what I mean? He's from Azusa. He's around here. Yeah, I went to this laundry mat. It's the first time I watched clothes in a month. The machine is an old building. The machine took dimes. Oof. Isn't that a trip? Yeah. When's the last time you've seen a machine take dimes? I haven't been in many laundry mats in a long time, but it's pretty impressive you're in there slipping dimes. And then a machine. I thought this was cool. They had a machine where you put the quarter in and two dimes and a nickel came out. And then you put the two nickels in and a dime came out. and a dime came out. And then you put the two nickels in and a dime came out. That is pretty bad. Right? You don't see enough of those. You don't. I actually enjoyed it. They got pictures of Billy Kilmer everywhere. I'm like, right. You know, I should do a live show from there next Sunday night when I'm doing my laundry. Doing a live show. Take the shit on the road is what you're saying. Take the shit on the road is what I'm saying. Speaking of the road, you got to go to a cowboy convention? What is this you got to go to? No, it's just seeing customers out in Las Vegas, the big hotels that carry the stuff. So go out there, set up a showroom, and you just kind of... Sling the merch, man. And this is the time. Again. This is it. Another big win. It's crazy to see a team win and the amount of people that are, you know, not returning calls when they suck all over me when they win. And so what we're doing now is we're selling for fall 2015. So when it's going good with the team, people are much more excited to, you know, tie up their dollars a year from now, if that makes sense. How are you not a millionaire on the Pink Star alone? The Pink Star, in October, it's like hitting... Right? I think they give all that money back or they give a huge percentage of that stuff. No, it's a very small percentage. I read about it. Yeah, I think the Cowboys are, like I said, as you know, they're a little different in how they do their philanthropic stuff. So I do think that a lot of the star-related stuff, like it goes to some charity with Old Navy. So, yeah, but they're making a lot of money on it either way. I still have a hard time wrapping my head around this, but if you came up with something, Mm-hmm. you could... You could put it out there and sell it. If you came up with it on your own, would you have to get someone's approval? Do you have to get Jerry's approval? Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, in my position, if I came up with an idea, you know, with some sort of graphic or something, I would send it in and it would get approved and you could run with it, yeah. Do you never have to get... There's never like a boardroom where you have to get up and present in front of Jerry? No, he's so far removed. I mean, we met him at that game a couple weeks ago, but he's really... When he started talking to us, I didn't even think he knew who we were. And then he kind of, you know, brought the story back around to how he spun off of the NFL doing merchandise. So he counted who we were, but, you know, interfacing with him, I think I've met him two or three times in five years. That's fucking amazing to me. You would think he'd be more... Well, his son's a little bit more involved in it. I see him at camp and stuff and he's a nice guy to talk to. But, you know, being so far down the totem pole, really no one gives a shit about what I'm doing. So how about those stickers, like the stickers you see in the back, like the big window stickers? Yeah, that's... Is that you too? No, well, yeah. That's called hard goods, as I said before. So that goes through a whole different other group of people. All I do is all the shit you wear on your body and your head. Get pink stars. I mean, I've seen pink stars. Maybe that's all the beers I had. But you freaking put that shit out there. I mean, the pink stuff sells. It's crazy. Unfortunately. And they keep winning. DeMarco Murray's a freaking stud. The first running back in the history of the NFL to have 700-yard games to start a season? That's hard to believe. It is hard to believe. It blew my mind. In the history of the NFL, all the great running backs out there. It's like when Chris Johnson and OJ got the 2,000-yard seasons, they didn't start out... I mean, that's crazy to me. That's crazy. Jamal Lewis? Any of them? Yeah. You would think that would be a relatively frequent occurrence, and then as the year goes on... And then it would kind of taper off. It would taper off. But the first seven weeks? Yeah. You would think there would be guys. Shit. I mean, you know, he could keep going. They got... Other than Arizona, they got... They got a pretty sweet schedule coming up the next couple weeks, so they got Washington on Monday night, Arizona. Then I think that they fly to London, play that London game, bye week. Oh, really? They play in London this year? Yeah. Who do they play? The Jaguars. And the Jaguars give up the home game. Of course, because it gives shit. And the way the NFL is and the way you watch these games, that's the type of game that the Jaguars come out and win. Yeah. You know, come out and beat the Cowboys. Jaguars went home today, and I was watching that game. Cleveland looked awful. They looked awful, and I was watching this thing online about, you know, like ESPN's kill pool, and the biggest bloodbath to date was the Bears win. Or the Bears lost today, I'm sorry. Bears losing to Miami, because everybody in the kill pools had Chicago winning. Oh, yeah, those suicide pools? Yeah, so you basically got to pick. You can't pick the same team twice, and each week you've got to pick a different team, and everybody went with that game. The Bears... The Bears are just awful to watch, and the Bears play the Patriots next week. And it's the type of game the Bears all of a sudden find, turn around and freaking light up the Patriots, but Bears are just... Jay Cutler, and you read all the stuff, everybody's picking him, MVP and this Mark Trestman guy, you know, quarterback, whisperer and shit. That guy's borderline pedophile looking. That guy's scary. Any guy with those types of freaking horn rim, black glasses, you know, Joe Maddon, the Andy, the... Oh, yeah, sorry. The guy, they all got that look. Younger guy can get away with it, but guy in his, you know, 40s and 50s and 60s, they look like they're trying too hard. Yeah. They look like they're trying to be, you know, look like they're smart. Yeah. They ain't working, Mark Trestman, because that's how they freaking lose that game to Miami. Miami's not that bad. Ryan Tannehill's not that bad. And then running zone read, and all the freaking slush for debts of the world saying zone read is extremely tough to stop, and it will always be tough to stop. It's just a lack of the will for them to put the guy out there. I mean, you got a guy like Tannehill out there, freaking athlete. Yeah. You know, you just do it four or five times a game for 50 yards and, like, four big first downs. Great play. It's so hard to stop. Speaking of hard to stop, our game, we won 31-10 this week. What'd you guys reckon now? Five and two. We won 31-10. We were down 10-9 with 10 minutes left in the game. So how'd you pull it off? Just came at them. It's very frustrating. You know, I'm not the play caller. I'm the online coach, and just... I'm up in the booth now. So it's like... Every... What do you think? I'm like, double tight ends come right at them. Double tight ends, I come right at them. They can't tackle. And then you dick around a little bit. And what do you think? Double tight ends come right at them. So you're in the booth, and the guy in the field's asking you what you're seeing up there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, what do you think? He's like a robot every time. Double tight ends come right at them. They go up 10-9, 10 minutes left. We come out in double tight ends, first play. Boom. 80-odd touchdown. Wow. Kick off. Three and out. Get the ball back. Second play. Boom. 60 yards down to like 10. Next play, double tight end. Boom. Touchdown. Get the ball... They get the ball back. We get freaking safety in the end zone. Get them. They mess up the kick. They go for like an onside kick. We get the ball back. Six-point score. 31-10. Ball game. And it's just weird. High school football. Typical high school football. Okay. We get the ball. We drive. We stall. A penalty. Something would happen. We, you know, couldn't do it. They get the ball. They would just run. The first half took 35 minutes of real time. It's pretty quick, right? It's flying. It's flying. What does it normally take? Like an hour and 15? Hour and 15 minutes. Yeah, it's like two and a half, three hour game. That's the thing with high school football. If you're not forcing turnovers, we didn't force any turnovers, and they're effectively patient and running the ball. The game flies by. And next thing you know, shit. You look it up on the clock. It's like, there's only fucking eight minutes left in this game. We're still dicking around this team. That sucked. Anyways, frigging moral story. Score points every time you fucking get them and come at teams. If team can't tackle, go at them. And this is a trip. I was thinking about this. This is our seventh game. Season's almost over, right? We have not played one team that has taken one snap from under center. Every single team we have played has been shotgun. That's whack, right? Isn't that kind of messed up? Yeah. Not one play. How about your team? We do a lot under center. I like under center. So it's all this kind of wide open offenses from everybody? Everybody is spread. Everybody is shotgun. And the reason, I think one of the biggest reasons why is because we do the seven on seven all fucking year. Yeah. And that's always shotgun, right? If you want to try to win those games, your best bet is to go shotgun four and five wides because they have to cover it all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's easier to cover in a seven on seven situation. But when you get into a real game, play action, lose the ball. They lose the tight ends. But my point is these teams get in this mentality in the spring, in the summer. And they're like, oh, this is going to be our offense. We look good with no pads on. Run around in brown panties. And all of a sudden, now they come out in real football. And I know I say it a thousand times. I don't give a fuck. This is my program. I could say it again. When teams come out in shotgun. with no tight ends, it is easier for the defense, especially at the high school level, to come up with these exotic blitzes and overload and just overwhelm offensive lines. The theory is, oh, we're going to spread out the defense. But what people don't understand, reciprocally, they're spreading out their own offensive attack. Instead of coming right at people at a point of attack and being like, look, we're going to pierce a freaking hole here. We're going to hit this hole. They spread everything out and they're like, oh, we're going to spread out the defense. But the defense fills the space faster. You're screwed. So you get these teams. We just blitz all the time. And Deep Coordinated, that's his philosophy. And I like it. We just send six, seven guys. They can't block it. So you got a quarterback who's average at best. He gets a snap. You got a bunch of guys on him all of a sudden. Now he can't do anything. You don't even give kids a chance. But it's commonplace now in high school football. In pro football too. You still look at the teams that win. Alabama runs the ball on the center. In Florida State. Did you watch that Florida State-Northern Aims game? That was fantastic. It was a great game. Northern Aims should have won that game. And who was that? Was it Kirk Herbstreet? Somebody was talking about Jameis Winston and they were saying that he's as bright of a guy in terms of football knowledge. Oh, it was George Winfield. You know the quarterback guru guy? Yeah, yeah. He said that he has the same mental capacity. Godfrey? I don't know. George Winfield. And he said that he's right up there with Andrew Luck in terms of football. Lock him in and seeing stuff. It's hard to believe because you see the guy squint? He can't see shit. Yeah, he looks like a weirdo. He bugs. He bugs. Nobody outside of the state of Florida probably likes that guy. Which is now starting to make me starting to like him because I like the guys that nobody likes. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's amazing how much of a shitstorm is around that guy. It really is. It's hard to believe that the guy's even going to class or doing anything. It don't matter. I mean, if he gets to... But barring any huge scandal, which is a big if with this guy, he comes out after this. Yeah, which he should. He'd be a top three pick. Yeah, they said that he's going to... He's kind of already leaning towards coming out in 15, which is obvious. He should quit school as soon as possible. Right. I mean, he's already damaging his own product. What else does he have to prove? He hasn't lost. He's 20-0. He's awesome. As a starter, you know? But there's something about him. But, oh, wouldn't he be great with the Raiders, though? Damn. He looks like a Raider, squinting Raider, freaking Raider. Raider fans would love him. Oh, yeah. Love him. Oh, college football just all over the board. West Virginia beating Baylor. And actually, I have a former player of mine who goes to West Virginia. He doesn't play there, but he's a student at West Virginia. And I talked to him right after the game, a huge win for West Virginia. He said, oh, it's going to be on tonight. Did you see all the shit that went on? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be... I mean, it'd be a cool place to go visit for a half hour, but that place has got to be just hillbilly hell. Yeah. Oh, it's in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. West Virginia bugs me. Why? It's just a state. You just, you know, the deliverance kind of shit. Yeah. Isn't that where deliverance was supposed to be? West Virginia? Yeah. It was a good win for the Mounties, though. Huge win. And I was so sick of hearing about Baylor and Petty. It's good to... But, you know, they still may still make it in that top four playoff. Evidently. I was reading an article this week I thought was interesting. The quarterback, the coach for TCU, his freaking name escapes me at this... Is he Peterson as well? No. Patterson. Gary Patterson. Yeah. Evidently, he... She told... He said, you know where I live, Gary Patterson... The... What's the coach? Freaking Baylor. The... Not Petty. The coach of Baylor. Yeah. Whatever his name is, he'll come to me. Bryles. He said, you know where I live. And he gave his address last year, evidently. And this year, one of the players from Baylor, like, came at him, like, I'm going to come to your house and had to be separated at last week's game. It's pretty funny. I thought it was... Fuck that. The guy's going to call someone out. Yeah, yeah. Don't look at Gary Patterson, you know? He looks like a friggin'... You know, middle-aged, friggin'... Postal carrier or something. You know what I mean? You stand next to those friggin' giants, those Neanderthals... Yeah. ...that play. Big win for West Virginia. I think it knocks Baylor out. It has to. All right, I'm going to redo my picks now. I think Florida State's going to run the table at this point. Yeah. I feel like... I feel like every week, there's just something about them. They friggin' find a way to win. So I'm going Florida State. I think Oregon's going to friggin' sneak back in there. Uh-huh. And end up being in the top, you know, whatever. Top three or four. They need to be in the top four. I think... Shit. When you have a friggin' point, make a point. No. You probably got to add in Michigan State. No, excuse me. I think Alabama's going to bring... So right now, you've got Oregon, Alabama, Florida State. Florida State. And one of the Mississippis. And I think one of the Mississippis, whoever ends up winning that Thanksgiving game. Man, that'll be fucking crazy to watch that. And I still think Michigan State can get in, too. Yeah. So those are kind of five teams. And, you know, Notre Dame's on the outs now. But, I mean, they technically should have won that game. They should have won that game. And the referees' clarification's a disaster. They didn't make any sense. Right. They put it on multiple people, right? Yeah. And it wasn't even that bad. I mean, Florida State blew the coverage. Nah, that guy, which is Corey Robinson, he had kind of a coming out game, man. That guy was grabbing everything. Ugh. I tell you who's a player, too, is Golston. Yeah. He's a winner, too. He kind of reminds me of Drew Brees. Really? I don't know. Same sort of size, same sort of throw in motion. Black Drew Brees? Black Brees? Drew Brees is black. Sorry. He's quarter black. That quarter part of his face is black. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's awful. SC, did you have to go to that game? Did you go to the game? No, I gave the tickets away. I could have went to the game, and I said, I'd rather watch old people screw than go to freaking that USC game. Yeah, yeah. The guy who played for them, buddy of mine, I'll drop a name, a guy named Ronnie Sermons, a friend of mine. He's a president of the St. Gramby O'Brien. He's a president of the St. Bradley chapter of the SC alumni players. He's like, oh, I got great seats. You want to go? I'm like, fucking no way. I'd rather go freaking sit at the freaking dive bar and fucking get drunk and watch that game. Yeah, I gave it away to customers, and they go. They have a good time. But it was a 3 o'clock start, homecoming. Parking lot's probably full by about 11, 12. So it's a commitment of seven hours of being down there. And if you don't want to watch it, it's not the place to be. They had a great game. Corey Kessler threw for seven TDs. The best part was, did you see the Lindell White thing? Yeah, yeah. He got bounced out of the game or something? Yeah, and he just, these guys, somebody needs to get control of their Twitter or whatever because he just, if he'd waited a day, he wouldn't look like an asshole. But now he looks like an idiot. Well, I mean, I'm sure Lindell White's not making that much money. He's not even in the NFL. He was a bust. He was a fat bastard. He was a bust. Supposedly, him and Vince Young, when they played for the Titans, they would go to TGI Fridays. And of all places, let's, I don't speak volumes of what Nashville's all about. These ballers are going to TGI Fridays. But Lindell White got thrown out of TGI Fridays for bringing his own bottle of Patron. And drinking that fucking TGI Fridays and thrown out. So, you know, Lindell's probably got some problems. But what happened? What did he do? Well, I guess the week or two before, he'd bad-mouthed and said, fire Sarkeesian, fire Wilcox, the coordinator. And this was after they lost to Arizona State. He showed up, got on the sideline, was talking with Pat Hayden, and I don't know, after that, I don't think that conversation went too well. But as soon as that conversation ended, security and police escorted him out of there. And he's saying that Pat Hayden had him escorted out. And Pat Hayden's saying, no, I didn't do it. So, who knows? You know, it could have been them just blaming it on somebody else. But he doesn't sound like a guy you want around there right now. I would guarantee you Lindell White was crunked. He was ricking on something. Purple drink. Some freaking doing something on the sideline. Probably reaped a booze or something. Yeah, yeah. So he got him out. And then, of course, the Twitter thing. But like you said, but who's, Lindell White's going to pay someone to filter his Twitter at this point? No, I guess it's just the same thing as any normal guy. Wait a day before you send an email blasting your boss or whatever it is. That kid just looks like an asshole now. You know, and probably the best thing he has going for him is his relationship with USC, whether it be alumni or whatever. And now the guy's just looking like a bitter, overweight, drunk boss bitching about his, you know. And he's probably what? 28 years old, maybe? Eh, he's probably a little bit older. He's probably a little bit older now. He's probably freaking 30 years old. What was that, 2004 when the Vince Young won? 2005, 2006. Shit, that's almost 10 years ago, kid. Yeah, so he's probably 30 years old. Yeah, he's probably about 30 years old. He's freaking getting crunked and ringing and going into the games, you know. I'm sure that happens all the time. I'm sure they get rid of those guys all the time. How is Colorado so bad? Why is Colorado never good? And it's like a marijuana-friendly campus. I was reading a thing that says they give the holiday of 420. Which I don't know if they're giving it because of weed. I think they might give it because of Columbine. But supposedly, there's like the most lax campus in the country for weed. Oh, it looks gorgeous. I don't know why you can't get good kids there. I mean, what was it? When we were in high school or junior high when they were really good back in the day? Come on, national title. Yeah, Michael Westbrook and Cordell. So they had the players. It just seems like they've hit a shitty patch for sure. Eric Biennemi? Yeah. I mean, they're in them, Tennessee. What kind of world do we live in? With Tennessee, Florida, and LSU are unranked. Florida looks fucking terrible. Awful. Why do they stick with this Driscoll guy? Well, they certainly can't anymore. I mean, he's going to be gone. Muschamp's gone. I would hope so. Yeah. I forget the three guys. They have three guys kind of lined up to possibly take his job. And somebody's saying possibly Lane Kiffin. It's like, dude, he's better off as a coordinator. He's better off going away. Some guys just fail up, man. Some guys, no matter what, they freaking come out, they're freaking smelling like roses. They're like roses all the time. I feel like Jameis Winston's freaking coming out like that. Although, you see Bo Jackson put a hand out to Jameis Winston. Jameis Winston slapped it away. Yeah, I didn't get it. What was that story? He went to go shake his hand or something? No, you gave him advice, but I guess he motherfucked him. Like, if I remember another thing, he was like, and Jameis Winston was kind of like, all right, get away from me, Bo Jackson. And that was it. Obviously, Jameis Winston never played Tecmo Bowl because he would have a lot more respect for Bo Jackson if he played Tecmo Bowl and used Bo Jackson. Unstoppable. Unstoppable. You get away with video games like that. You just run this one play every time and you never get stopped. Oh. Let me just run this one play. Fire Sarkisian. I would like to see Sarkisian fired, but it's funny how Penn State got all the sanctions lifted and USC had to bring in all this shit to the end of... Yeah, well, it sounds like that's partially because of their attitude about Mike Garrett, the old athletic director, the one that... The one that, you know, basically was meeting with boosters before he got fired and said, everybody in the NCAA is envious of USC. And he just kind of went about it the wrong way. And so when Pat Hayden picked up the pieces, you know, people were so, you know, turned off to the USC and the culture that that's kind of why they got stuck with it, where it sounds like the Penn State people, I mean, obviously much more serious sanctions, but, you know, I guess were humble and were more proactive about it and understood what was going to happen. And now look at it. I mean, they're back. I mean, that... I thought that school was screwed for 15 years. And it really, you know, kind of went down a little bit. I mean, but... Yeah, I mean, the next two years are going to be fine. They're struggling this year. But yeah, they're going to survive it. Yeah, so it seems like, I mean, remember Silas Red left there and came to USC. Sure, of course. It was a big deal. And like, it just kind of seems like all that's in the past now. For sure. I mean, obviously it is, but it doesn't seem like it was that... It doesn't seem as big of a deal as it did back then. No. They've survived it. Oh. See this Australian rugby superstar? You see this guy's trying to come to the NFL? Good for him. That's awesome. It is awesome. I respect guys like that. Like when Brock Lesnar tried to make it in the NFL. Brock Lesnar made it to the last cut. Yeah, and he never played football like after high school. No, and just, it's hard to believe that, you know, you make it to the last cuts and then that's it. Like you just, if you fucking made it, you made it. If you didn't, you're done forever. And this guy, who knows? He's going to come out to LA and probably get, you know, some management people and take care of him and get him running. But the guy, I watched his like highlight video and I don't know how you can even relate it to what's going on. They say the guy is freakishly fast and he's 6'2", 220, white boy. I mean, that's called special teams. Some Patriots have like five of those guys. Like Nate Ebner and stuff like that. Yeah, guys from the guys that played rugby at Ohio State or whatever they are. Yeah, Nate Ebner. I think, I think the guy, I'd like to see the guy. He's 6'2", 220. That ain't little, man. But, you know, it's just one, hit to the knee and it's over. Yep. Pete Carroll's looking to bring him on the squad. I could see Pete Carroll doing it. Oh, kid, I got to ask you about this question. What is this Joseph Randall deal with this guy shoplifting? And now he's got the... And now he's got this, what? Men's panties freaking commercial. I think it's a colossal mistake for his representation to say, let's do this deal. Like, don't you want the fact that you stole three pairs of undies and an $80 thing of cologne behind you? Now that he's going to go out and try and promote these undies, it's going to be like, why are you doing this? Oh, because you got caught stealing this shit. And he was, and it's not like a one-time deal. He was doing it the week before when he was stealing shoes. Oh, was he? Yeah, he just got caught. The only reason he's sad is because he got caught. If he didn't get caught, he'd be back at that Dillard's tonight shoplifting shit. What a fucking retard kid. I mean... He makes $4.95 a year. Yeah, you're in the NFL and you got a tenuous grip on your NFL career. I did. You know, why would you even mess... You're going to get in a row with something like that. They probably find him $30,000 a game. He makes $29,000 a game. Why did they just get rid of him? Because he's good. Is he that good? Yeah. He's been good. Yeah, him and Dunbar are good, man. I mean, they're not starter material, but they're kind of like, they remind me, I guess, to be put on the spot, kind of that Ridley-Vereen, you know, combo. And he's cheap by NFL standards. Yeah, and you know, and you got Murray doing the bulk of the stuff, so you got to have somebody back there. I have no patience for that shit, though. And the guy comes out and he apologizes. I made the worst... The worst mistake of my life. Dude, we're not talking about DUI here. We're not talking about, like, getting into a fight. This is premeditated shit. He walked in there, he's like, okay, I'm going to steal these fucking underwears. And, you know, it's like, it's not a mistake. It's a character flaw. No, and then this company says, you know what? That's the guy we want to promote. The thief, you know? So, I don't know. Maybe that, you know, but maybe it worked off everybody. I think they said, like, they're donating, like, $15,000 to a charity where they're going to donate, you know, $15,000 to a charity. $15,000 in underwear? Does that sound about right? I think that's what they're going to do. So, everybody, I want a free pair. Oh, yeah, you need it. You need it. You know, plush digs in freaking Santa Monica. You need a freaking free pair of underwear. No doubt. It's amazing. Yeah, you're right. This company, this spokesmodel, the spokesman who's in the company, he's like, I was talking about Bud Light and Warren Sapp. Or, like, this new thing they got on, this No More, this ending domestic violence against women, and they got iced tea out there. The fuck, man? The hip-hop community is one of the biggest freaking perpetuators of women's violence. Shit, how many iced tea songs? I couldn't come up with the top of my head right now when he talks about slapping women and shit. And the police and everything. And now, yeah, Cop Killer. But, you know, now iced tea is, you know, the voice of reason. No more. I mean, how do you really go about eliminating beating women? You know what I mean? There's always going to be just complete lunatic assholes. How are you going to get rid of complete lunatic assholes? By some public service announcement. Don't beat women. We all know that's not right, right? The only public service announcement I even remotely can think of that ever registered was the Your Brain on Drugs. Remember that commercial? Yeah. That was it. That obviously worked for you, right? And you forgot that one. I said, I want my brain to look like that. It looks fucking good. Yeah. Yeah, that one worked. Because they, you know, they made our generation with the D.A.R.E. program and shit, they fucking terrified us. Shit. They scared us. And then Snoop and Dre came along and told us, no, it's all right. Yeah. You know? Yep. Once we got into, like, sophomore year high school, wait a minute. Yeah, it's okay. It's all right. Yeah. It's okay. We can freaking, you know, hang out with big booty hoes and freaking smoke weed and things are going to be all right. It's good with me. It is good with me. I wish I was hanging out with big booty hoes. Not really. I didn't freaking, I'm not into, like, you know, I don't want to digress. UCLA. You should watch that UCLA game. A little bit. Painful. Painful. I want to count. I wanted Cal to win. I wanted Cal to win. I did too. They're so bad. Sorry, Andy. I don't like Jim Mora. I've never liked Jim Mora. There's something about him. He's just a snake oil salesman type guy. Yeah. You know, he, there's something about, it seems like I don't like most head coaches, but I guess it's professional jealousy. I'll wear that a little bit. But, I mean, the guy is, there's something about him. Fucking Cal. Talk about pissing a game away. They're in field goal range with, like, 50 seconds left and they freaking try to hit a streak. Down the sideline, the guy picks it. The worst coaching freaking decision I've seen all year. Not to cut you off, did you see what Joe Montana's kid did? Spiked the ball and fought it down? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know that everybody's just bagging on you for the rest of your life. That's coaching. How the fuck is that coaching? They ain't got to be freaking, if they see him, because you see him lining up to go spike it. Somebody needs to yell, hey, dude, don't spike. Like, a heart attack or something? I don't know. They probably had no plan. Just run out there and grab a poor referee down. I don't know. Do something. Okay, maybe it's not coaching, but someone's got to alert that guy. Hey, it's fourth down. How does he not know? Can you, I mean, I guess, I've never been in that situation, but isn't there the big fucking guy with a sign, this number, on the sideline? How do you not see that? Yeah, and a huge scoreboard that usually says fourth down. Fuck. Just a kid panicked. I feel bad for him. Not really. How would you feel bad for him? He's Joe Montan's kid. He's never had to do anything the rest of his life. He's probably going to get hooked on painkillers in freaking two years and throw a woman out of a car like John Elway's kid. Remember that one? John Elway's kid just threw a woman out of a car. Probably one of his, you know, he's always super successful with those car dealerships out here. Oh, yeah. Shit, you see it everywhere. Sold them for like 85 million bucks. He sold the dealership? He sold the ones in Colorado. He's still got one in like Manhattan Beach and Orange County out here. Yeah, Ontario, yeah. Right by where I live, he's got one. 85 million bucks. And he just kept the name John Elway's? Yeah, I don't know if he sold the franchises. I don't know how it is, but I know he sold out of something in Colorado and he's still, you know, doing pretty good out in here with these dealerships. John Elway's never have to freaking hurt for nothing. Know what Nick Montana is. Is he even Nick Montana or is that another Montana? He played over here at Mount Sac for a minute. Yeah, Nick Montana, I think, is a kid that went to Notre Dame, then he went to UW. The kid that kept transferring around everywhere trying to get a shot. I think he played last year. He played last year at Montana. But the thing is with kids like that, if they want to, they can immediately get into like a premier coaching job. You know what I mean? Like, oh, okay, now you're in the GA at Texas A&M. Oh, that, yeah, that screws a lot of guys like yourself. And then, you know, you watch a... I better. You're obviously watching the Fox guys and you look at there, there's not one true announcer. They're all former players and coaches. And then when they were kind of doing the preview to the Fox one guys, it's Randy Moss, Donna McNabb, and Joel Klatt. Joel Klatt was a quarterback at Colorado. So if you're in journalism or whatever, there's not many Bob Costas's or, I don't want to say Chris Berman's or Chris Fowler's, these guys coming up anymore. And if you do see those guys, they're always the kind of guys that kind of control the zoo. They're the kind of point guy. Right. Or they have to have big tits and look like Jenny Dell. You know what I mean? My weakness. You know how many kids are sitting in those communication classes at Syracuse and shit and never really do anything? Yeah. You know, it's all who you know. It's all being born with the silver spoon in your mouth. Well, it could be a little bit much on that. Texas A&M, getting back to them, just be rolled by Alabama. No pun intended. I mean, you got Kenny Trill, the biggest stud ever first week, and then just gone to shit. I mean, they got spanked, dude. Oh, it was like... 59 to nothing. And it was like 42 to nothing and like seven minutes left in the second quarter. So they've got the kid from Arizona, Kyle Allen, the number one recruit in the nation as a true freshman backing up Hill. Next year, they have coming in, they have a kid from Southlake, one of those big powerhouses where McElroy, Drew Brees, and Chase Daniel, all those guys with the high school, this kid, Kyle Murray. So they're going to have three, you know, the barn's going to be full of three stud quarterbacks. If I was Kenny Hill, I'd be thinking, you know, where am I going to go from here? It's the Johnny Menzel effect. Yeah. And if I'm Kevin Sumlin, I'd take a job in the pros. Yeah. Next year. You know what I mean? I don't know. Something about Texas A&M though, people seem to really, really want to go there. My boss's daughter goes there and he says it's a great time. I just can't take anything serious where you got guys walking around in uniforms and that kind of shit. What do you mean? Like a little fake army or whatever they are? Yeah, they're a big ROTC school, aren't they? Yeah. Speaking of announcers, what's his name? Mike Goldberg. Oh, you got the guy? Yeah. I mean, did you see, have you listened to how bad it was? I read about it. I didn't listen to it. He was getting wrong names and shit. Yeah. And then he, you know, just like I said, somebody needs to control these guys' Twitter and he went out after these fans and called them deuces and stuff and now he's, that was it. He'll never get another job like that again. Throwing out F-bombs on Twitter? Yeah. You're just going to think to yourself, that's not a good idea. No. No? You probably just get hammered, I guess, and you're like, fuck it, I don't care. Yeah. I'm just going to start blasting the world. I'm just going to start blasting the world. Just get drunk. Like Jim Irsay. Those stories about Jim Irsay coming out are just disturbing. What was kind of the two that kind of caught your... Well, the big one is he had this woman that was essentially his, you know, live-in girlfriend. Yep. She died of overdose, okay? And he didn't even go to the funeral because he sent flowers and didn't even go. And I guess one of her friends was saying, and then, there's several things, and then, he, now, have you seen his girlfriend now? No. Jim Irsay's girl, she's like a former swimsuit model that he was asking questions on Twitter. It's the power of money. Power of love. He was asking questions, trivia questions on Twitter. She answered. He ended up going back and forth with her. She's some super hot, you know, 40-year-old. And she dumped her husband and her kids, left them to go freaking with Jim Irsay. Do they talk about that? Yeah, it's in the article. And they're saying it's true love or whatever they want to say? Yeah. Yeah, it's true love, you know? She wants to be with this guy who looks like fucking Skeletor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you saw that video of him freaking walking out of his car, freaking, bro, there's like, you know, his bedazzled jacket. Did you see that? Oh, yeah, yeah. I actually, it's hard to watch, man. It really is. You know, I appreciate guys like Jim Irsay because they're different, a little bit different. You know, he's a rock and roll. I fancy myself a rock and roller. So, you know what I mean? We, he was buddies with Hunter S. Thompson. You know, he was just a different cat. But, you know, he's a freaking homewrecker. And just, he was dying. And I guess the, a friend of the girl who died would come home and find Jim Irsay and the girl just like passed out face down on the floor and shit from using Oxycontin and shit. You don't recover from that. Jim Irsay will be dead within the next three, four years. Mm-hmm. And I'll bet you Peyton will go ahead and buy the Indianapolis Colts. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, I know. Or, you know, be part of the group. Ah, you got it. Irsay probably has that wired. You know, be part of a group that buys a team. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Well, what's going to happen to the Cowboys when Jerry kicks it? That's going to be Jones for life, right? Yeah. Forever. You've got, I think it's going to be Steven and, Steven and the daughter I think will be in the forefront and possibly the, Jerry Jr. will be kind of the, I don't want to say second tier owner, but like, I think it'll, it sounds like Steven's the next person to get control of it. I would think as time goes on it's just going to be hotter and hotter for people to buy these franchises. You just think they're just going to be family owned. Oh, yeah. Forever. You know, and just keep on going like the Bengals. This is going to keep going with the Browns. See, Mob Lewis got in trouble this week for actually saying something I agreed with. Although, poor Mob, did you watch the freaking Colts just dismantle the Bengals today? Shut up. The Bengals are pretenders. Yeah. Indy looks real. Indy is real. Shit, every time I looked up I swear Trent Richardson was actually running the ball well. Finally. I think Trent Richardson is pretty good victim of circumstance, but Mob Lewis got in trouble this week because he was saying, you know, Vontaze Perfect or someone had a concussion. Oh, he got hurt again today, Vontaze Perfect, but he's saying, I don't know, it just seems like guys with concussions, the concussions just linger longer nowadays. And everybody got all freaking, how dare he say that? He's right. He's absolutely right. Shit, I mean, this, 10 years, 15 years ago, I never, five years ago. Yeah. So it's like, you know, concussion has like a new PR rep. I mean, it's like the cool thing to have everywhere. Right. It's like being gay in high school. Yeah. Like being, all of a sudden, gay kids are really popular in high school. It's some trip, man. It's like, hey, nothing wrong with the gays, I've said it before, but it's like, those are the popular kids, like the homecoming court, the dude was at homecoming this week, and like, three of the five kids are fucking gay on the weekend, on the finalists. Crazy. Where does this world come to? Ugh, and Fontaine's perfect, speaking of perfect, you got hurt again today, but you got fined 25 grand for twisting Cam Newton's ankles. And Greg Olson's, and I saw it, and it did look deliberate. That is as old as football. You know, it's as old as a fucking pigskin. Exactly, when you're in the pile, I guess, supposedly grabbing nuts. Oh, guys grab nuts all the time. I know, I was never really into that, because then it would be grabbing nuts, you know. I was actually one of the first few players ever that fucking wore a cup. You don't know these guys wear cups, you do know them. I know, I know, that to me is absolutely crazy. You used to wear a cup in the pool, didn't you? Yeah, I did. We're not supposed to talk about pool. One of our listeners complained about us. What? About what? About us talking about high school swimming. Michael Lucino, this one's for you. What's wrong with talking about high school swimming? You used to go in there with a codpiece, you wouldn't care about the race, you just wanted to look like you had a little bit of bulge. You know, I can go out there. That's embarrassing, if I went out there, I'd be wearing like a fucking t-shirt and like Bermuda shorts and shit. That was, you had a shave too, right? I'm not talking about that. Right, right. Out of respect for Lucino. Yeah, I like Mike Lucino, good guy. How about Kaepernick? Speaking of fines, Kaepernick, now he comes out with the beats. With the stickers on him? The stickers on him. What a fucking dumb thing. This is what I was saying, why does that, why doesn't somebody get a hold of that guy and say, dude, you're killing yourself on a ton of money, but just don't wear them. Just don't wear them or look respectable. I'm not trying to like blow Tom here, but you see the quarterbacks that handle themselves and look a little bit, I'm not saying Kaepernick can't be a leader the way he's dressed, but it is true, kind of the perception of him is like, dude, this guy's got his hat backwards, he's got these, what, fuck, what are you listening to music 24 hours a day? Right. Dude, give me a break. It's a generational thing, man. It's what kids are now and he's a kid, he's like what, 22, 23, he's a kid, but I know, I know, it's just what it is. I don't like it either. I mean, it's probably the same shit they say about guys who used to wear their hats backwards. Yeah, King Griffey Jr., that's my era. Yeah. And that's why I'm wearing my hat backwards now, especially a fitted ball cap. Harris poll, you had to pay attention to this. I don't even know who Harris, but it always grabs my attention when there's a Harris poll. That and the Nelson ratings, kind of those. Yeah, the Nelson ratings. Yeah, it's like they're the people. They rank the top 10 teams in the NFL by popularity. Number one, number one, Broncos. I dispute that. They got a pretty, pretty big fan base. Evidently, they're supposedly number one. I don't think they're the most popular team in the country. They're, they're new hot. I mean, it's been since the last three years. They kind of changed the colors of the uniforms, got those new unis going the blues. I'll be saying those freaking uniforms. Got Peyton there now. They've had those, yeah. Yeah, it's the Peyton Manning effect, but they're the most popular team. The number two team was the Giants. No fucking way. I dispute that too. Personally, from what I see, my quality, qualitative studies, just seeing things. And now in this area where there is no teams and you have a wide variety of people from all walks of life, I still think the most popular team in the country is the Cowboys. And I think the number two team is the Steelers. They were four and five, respectively. Wow. There's Bronco, Giants, Packers, Cowboys, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Nouveau, Nouveau-Riche, Seattle, San Fran, Pats, Bears, New Orleans. I wouldn't even say Pats are in top three. Fifteen. Oh, you don't think so? No. I mean, I think Red Sox are when you talk about when you see people out here. But I would go Steelers, Cowboys, Raiders. Once the Raiders start winning again, they'll vault right back up. It would be crazy. I mean, think about how big they are now and they suck. Yeah. Well, of course we do live in, you know, Raider territory. But you know, Broncos have sold out every single home game since 1970. How big is the stadium? I don't know, but so what? Yeah, it's pretty impressive. You know, this top 10 is flawed because I think one of the most popular teams and it's only been recently because it's easier to shit on nowadays. You know, the number one team is for consecutive sellouts. Patriots? Washington Redskins. Oh, wow. They've sold out every home game since like 1967. Pretty impressive. But they're not in the top 10 for some reason. New Orleans. No. Yeah, it's Nouveau. The Nouveau-Riche. The Nouveau-Riche. The freaking New Orleans, Seattle. Their fans, not to jump in here, their fans are scary. When I was out in Dallas and saw those New Orleans fans, I mean, that is a different culture of fans. How so? Just much more urban, I guess would be the best way to put it. Just a lot more gold teeth. you know. A lot more brothers, a lot more crunked. Very crunked. A lot of little fans of the Ying Yang twins. Yeah, and the ladies' outfits were spectacular. Where do you see my dick? I just heard that song at the end of the day and I was like, what a fucking great song. That was very popular as well. That was big time. I love the sentiment. I just think this is funny and it's just gross. I don't know. I'm very sophomoric. Freaking Ball State football players. You see they got thrown off the team. You see a couple players got thrown off the team because they went to a restaurant and one of the players went into the restroom and wiped his ass with a few dollar bills and left it as a tip. Boom. I would never do that stuff. I don't condone it, but I just think that's funny. I mean, what kind of person would even think of something like that? All right, hold on. I'm going to go in the restroom and wipe my ass with this dollar bill and leave it as a tip. One of the former boxers, I forget his name, they just had a picture of his receipt where it said, you know, where it says tip and he wrote or not and left a note, a zero tip kind of like LeSean McCoy. So tipping, tipping is trending right now. I could see, I could see, I could see not leaving a tip. It's absolutely disgusting. At least that's a little passive aggressive. But fucking wipe your ass with a dollar bill and leave it as someone, that's criminal. You can spread infectious disease that way. I don't even try to make an Ebola joke because Ebola is not funny. I tell my students all the time, they try to make Ebola jokes, they're like, shit, that shit ain't funny. Yeah. Speaking of Dallas, it's hitting Dallas, no? Oh yeah. Yeah, where JFK was rushed to, that's the same hospital, uh, Dallas, Presbyterian, or wherever it is. But, um, it sounds like that's an ugly deal, man. Oh man. Makes blood come out your eyes and your ears and shit. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's no laughing matter. It's no laughing matter. What is a laughing matter is these fucking offensive coordinators who hide their lips when the column plays. And this is just something that just bugs me. That and when like, when managers go out and baseball players are talking. Oh, catches. And they hide their fucking lips like someone's got a lip reader and they're like, oh, this is what they're saying. Especially offensive coordinators. They hide their fucking lips like someone, you know, Spygate. They're already watching them. Yeah. Hold on, we figured it out. Yeah, call into the defense real quick. We're going to stop this play. Yeah. Oh, I don't know why I talk about that. It just annoys me when I watch that shit. Annoys me when they, every time fucking Patriots play, one of the announcers has to talk about how Bill Belichick likes left-footed punters like it's a fucking revelation. Belichick loves left-footed punters every fucking game. What happened to Mesko? We just didn't like him? He never caught on. I know, no, he like, I think he caught on for a game or two at Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, and then he was gone. Yeah, but he, I mean, I feel bad for a guy like that. Why? I don't know, you're doing a good job and then you just get axed and you never get back in. You ultimately hope that guys like that who generally sound like he was like the, the, the main guy for all the community stuff from the Patriots would catch on with somebody else, but, you know, it's, it's not like that. It's in a perfect world. It's unacceptable. God, how many people use that fucking word in every fucking press conference? Every team that loses on a Sunday. It's unacceptable. Well, fucking, really? You have to accept it. You just lost. I don't, you know, it's not like you, you have to accept the loss. Everyone, listen for it now. It's like, it is what it is. They freaking, they, they, that, that's fucking annoying. People just jump on these little freaking verbal sound bites and then they just, oh, that sounds good. That doesn't sound like intelligent. It's unacceptable. It's like, what's his name? Mike Tomlin. He just rambles on about that shit all the time. It is unacceptable. It is unacceptable. Play. Can't stand the Steelers. Steelers, Texans tomorrow. No thanks. I'm taking a bye on that one, kid. Yeah, for sure. JJ Watt is, is pretty mesmerizing to watch. Ted Clowney would be a little bit better to watch. He practiced this week. Supposedly, he's going to come out and play. I don't know. All right. For my freaking one borderline racist statement of the week, but I'm not trying to be racist. I'm just reporting facts. Jesus. The bottom three quarterbacks in the league by QBR. Take a guess. Geno Smith. Geno Smith's one of them. Cam Newton. Cam Newton's in the middle of the pack. Okay. Yeah. Give me. We're out of time. Quick. Rookie. I'll give it to you. Ted Bridgewater. Teddy Bridgewater. The three bottom quarterbacks by QBR are Teddy Bridgewater, G. Geno Smith, and E.J. Manuel. Ah, fuck. But he's not even starting now. Okay. Fine. But, you know, they went in with him as the guy. So what are you saying? I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know. And then Cam Newton's 13 and he looked terrible today. And Kaepernick's 12. And Kaepernick's, you know, mixed breed. He's Obama. I don't know. I'm not trying to say anything. I'm not saying, you know, I have mad respect for the brothers. I watch freaking all the sports. I have black friends. I'm just saying, why are these guys the bottom three quarterbacks in the league? Is this just happenstance? These are the things you just don't get on ESPN and regular talk radio because they wouldn't have jobs. And, you know, nobody's paying me to do this shit so I can say it. But, I don't know. Maybe black dudes can't play quarterback as well? I hate to say that, but why? Who else has been? I mean, Michael Vick, Dante Culpepper. Michael Vick's QB. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Randall Cunningham. Warren Moon. What, black quarterbacks in general? Yeah, just in the last like 10 years maybe. Oh yeah, there's some. Randall Cunningham, Warren Moon. But, I don't know. Terrell Pryor never made it. Vince Young. Vince Young flamed out real quick. RG3. Terrell Pryor flamed out real quick. Didn't do anything. RG3 being, who knows what's going on with him. Dude, the guy doesn't even have a career winning record. He's below 500? He's like 7 and 11. 7 and 11. Jesus. Time to run out. You see that they went, I think Colt McCoy. I always thought Colt McCoy could be good. He played well today. He did. He did play good. But like, I don't know. Cousins just had a bad half man and they gassed a guy where that guy was like the future of. I know, right? Three, four weeks ago. It's fucking tough, man. It is. But getting back to the point I was trying to make is a guy like Colt McCoy was all world at Texas. Just never really got the chance, you know, when he was on a shitty team. And he got that hit by Harrison. Yeah. And he got a couple concussions. But he was like 12 or 13 today. Yeah. Yeah. He's like 11 or 12. So he's doing something right. And then I wouldn't be surprised to see him start in Dallas because he's from Texas. Maybe they'll, you know, kind of ride the wave with him going into Dallas. It's all opportunity. That's all I'm saying. And he just, you know, I've talked about Jimmy Clawson, but I think Colt McCoy, I'm saying their backup quarterbacks teams could go out and get. If Colt McCoy was a quarterback right now for the Bills, I think the Bills would be fucking pretty good. Yeah. As opposed to EJ Emanuel. Ah. Ah. I don't know if anybody ever listened to him. I don't mean it that way. I'm just bringing up these points, people. You know, I mean, they have to be, somebody has to talk about it. I mean, there's only five black quarterbacks in the league and three of them are the three worst QBIs. And hard yards, we'll talk about it. You know, because I don't, I'm not, you know, I'm not beholden to anyone. Anyone. I don't give a fuck about nothing, Ingles. All right, that's it. Flew by. Follow us on hardyards LA Twitter. You be here next week or are you going to be out doing something? I'll try and get here. All right. Yeah, that's it. We're done. I'm out. We'll see you next week. Later. Later. There's no grip. You