Belly dancers, drag queens, and clinical trials

We'll be right back. We'll be right back. There's a fan out there who happens to like ministry. Oh, that fan. The fan that said if I lost 80 pounds, I'd be really handsome. 80, that's it? Ah, sorry. I was going to put the camera on you, but he seems to like you. He seemed to think that you and Ginger Lynn would be a fun threesome, but I'm staring at a threesome across from me that couldn't be more fabulous. If they tried. Oh, my. Oh, my. Right. All right. We know her from your birthday show. Did you spank her on the birthday show? No, I don't think I had a chance to. There was just so many people here. There's a whole show tonight. Yeah, exactly. I always do believe in spanking. The beautiful belly. You want to get a little closer to the mic. Okay. Is that good? That's good. That's good. We have Sahira Sin. I hope I'm pronouncing that right. That's correct. Okay. And next to Sahira, Scott Hireman. You got it. The bearded drag queen. Hi. As if you couldn't guess, if you're watching the show, next to you, Viper Sinville. Hello. He is a belly dancer, too, and he is all man, which is interesting. We're going to talk about that. I have a full penis. I'll bet you do. That's much better than half. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dross is used to the half penises. She's used to that. Is that it? You don't get pregnant that way. Okay. Huh? I said you don't get pregnant that way. You don't get pregnant by sleeping with small penis men. I'm not sure who taught you that. Anyway, I know you didn't get that. For more information on audible.com, our sponsor, go to audible.com. You can get a free audio book and a free 30-day trial. They have belly dancing in Tel Aviv, Poem of Love and Survival. They have, I just put in belly dancing, Tuesday Night at the Kaz Bomb. They have comedy albums. They have hypnosis tapes. They have all sorts of stuff. 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I totally gave him the idea for that, by the way. How big is your boat? You gave them the Frankenhooker shirt? Yeah. I inspired that. You inspired Frankenhooker. Which is weird because you were a fetus. I think you were twinkling your father's eye. How old are you? I'm not good. She's old enough. Right. Don't worry about it. If Josie said that, I'd believe it. But it's you. So I don't believe it. Go to damatees.com. Go to damatees.com. And say you heard it from the Dark Mark show. Put that in when you order. You get 10% off every order. Now, we've got a great show. But it's time for. I'm going to switch the camera over here. We haven't done this in a long time. It's time for the Josie Cat Hollywood Reports. Do we have the music? Or are we just going to go? Do you know the Hollywood Report music? Look at him. He's so lost. He's like, what's happening? What's his name? There you go. You're pretty. He is pretty. Scott. Well, Scots are pretty. Thank you. Oh, my God. That was so anticlimactic. I can't hear it because I don't have headphones on. Trust me. They play like 30 seconds. It's enough. And your tits are on your phone. Go right ahead. All right. What's been going on? A brief one. Because we've got a. A whole lot of show. Okay. All right. I'll just give a brief plug. We just finished filming TLC's. The show on TLC. Right. Does it have a title? Sex sent me to the ER. Uh-huh. I heard of that. My favorite. We were talking about this. I auditioned for this show. Oh, my gosh. Our segment is so funny. They just actually asked Ruby and I to do the press junket for the next season. Amazing. So that's going to be really exciting. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Like the interviews with Mario Lopez and. Oh, Mario Lopez. Doesn't get more exciting than that. Hey, doesn't get more Hollywood than that, does it? If it was Screech, we'd be excited. But it's Mario Lopez. Yeah, exactly. Come on. Screech makes me happy. Mario Lopez, he's generic. Let's do some press junkets for sex sent me to the ER. Yeah. In fact, today they were filming our segment. When doesn't sex send you to the ER? When you're not having it. That's what I'm saying. It's Josie Cat. So she's always having it. I would love to go to the ER because of the. Yeah. Yeah. Sex? That'd be great. I used to go to the ER because of suicide attempts. Right, exactly. Wait, how dark is this show? What about suicide sex? That's horrible. Suicide sex? What is that? That sounds like a new band. Yeah, it does. So is there anything coming up in the Josie Cat world that we need to know about? Like a Carrera show, possibly? Yes, there is. We're going to be opening up a brand new club in Hollywood. It's called Whiskey Blue, right off Hollywood Boulevard in Las Palmas. So that's pretty exciting. What date would that be? That would be July 18th. July 18th. And you know what this Friday is, or tomorrow? Tomorrow is your last show. And you know, I have three shows, and I've been doing three shows. My one-man show, I Laughed So Hard I Cried at the Complex Theater in 6476 Santa Monica Boulevard, Hollywood, California. You really know who your friends are, because if you do one show, and people can't hear you, you're going to be like, okay, people are busy. If you have three shows and nobody makes it, such as a certain co-host, you know they could give a shit to watch a show. How many Carrera shows have I had? Do I miss a Carrera show? Never. Never. You're good like that. So are you coming tomorrow? I am. No, I'll believe when I see it. She's too busy getting into the ER. Anyway, I hope you do, because the crowd's been great. It's a terrific show, terrific theater, and I'm taping it for DVD and CD. And if you don't show up, I'm going to have to charge you full price. So now let's get to the show. Let's get to the show. And I know what you make, so I'll keep the camera on you. Anyway, so we have Sahirah Sin, and you were such a great surprise at Josie Cat's birthday party. Oh, I was the birthday surprise, wasn't I? She was a bonus gift. That was a bonus gift. And you are a belly dancer. How long have you been belly dancing? Since about 2004. Oh, man. We already have a caller. So you've been belly dancing for about 10 years. Right. Mm-hmm. Okay. Let's go. Let's get the caller on. Caller? We never have callers. Very exciting. I don't know if you guys can hear this now. Okay. Hello, caller. Who is this? Hello. I'd like to order a large pizza. Yes, no, maybe so. He wants to order a large pizza. What do you want? Josie, be suggestive. What do you want for pizza? Would you like some sausage on that? How hot would you like? Yes. What I'd like to order was pizza and chocolate milk, please. Chocolate milk? Chocolate milk? Chocolate milk? Chocolate milk? The chocolate milk's a giveaway. I know who this is, but... All right. That's enough of that. That was like the most funny thing I've ever seen. The most uncanny thing? Anyway, you don't mind if I talk to a beautiful woman now, do you? Okay, great. You got to go. Goodbye. That was the weirdest, lamest thing ever. Hang up. I know. And I've had dates from Craigslist. That was really bad. Now you know why we don't take calls. So you've been belly dancing for about 10 years. Yeah. I've been belly dancing for about 10 years. I've been belly dancing for about 10 years. I've been belly dancing for about 10 years. So what prompted you to do it? Honestly, I was at a local Renaissance fair, and originally... Oh, wait, you were at a Renaissance fair? Yes. I worked... Oh, get out. Get out. Out. No, that's... Bye. Back in the day, I worked at Renaissance fairs and SCA events, and I did the whole shebang. Right. And now I saw some chicks doing tribal fusion belly dance, and before that, I thought it was all just... Oh, yeah. I thought it was just, you know, the cabaret style, which is also a great style of belly dance, just not so much me, you know? Right, and they have belly dancing at the Renaissance fair. Oh, yeah, absolutely, yeah. It's been a while. I went once, I was going out with a girl at the Renaissance fair, she was in the brothel, but... Right, yeah. So we were going out, and then it was just... That's how I guess all this dates. It was like, well, no, but it was like a swamp meet, it was really weird, and I don't think I caught any belly dancing, and was there belly dancing in Renaissance times? I have to do some research on that. The actual history of belly dance is kind of obscured at the moment, but... This show's gonna obscure it more. No belly dancer's ever sober enough to read up on it. So you were saying, I'm sorry to hear that. It's been around for a long, long time. It's kind of true, though. It's been around, and its origins are honestly unknown. There's a lot of theories of what actually started it, but there's no real concrete, this is where belly dance came from kind of sort of thing, so... Because, you know, Renaissance fairs are so historically accurate, you know? Well, that's the thing, they're such sticklers for historical fact, and they're selling, like, taco trucks at the Renaissance fair. Right, exactly, like, Korean-Mexican fusion tacos, like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, because, you know, back in the Renaissance times, that's what Henry VIII ate all the time, but... So, as with every beautiful woman we've ever had in here and I've ever talked to, you were a nerd when you were in high school, none of the boys liked you. No, no, no, no, let's, let's, let's, no, there is no past tense in this. People tell you the truth in this. What do you mean there's no past tense? You're a nerd. You're a nerd. You're a nerd. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. That does not mean beauty has no... No, no, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, when she was in high school, you were ugly and no boys liked you, right? No. No, they liked you? Okay, good. Because, you know, every model I hear has this fucking story, oh, nobody liked me in high school, I was such a nerd, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then, except for Josie, but I said beautiful woman, but so I, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then, like, now I sprouted into a flower. She's like... I mean, I feel like I look a hell of a lot better now than I did when I was younger, still, but... That ass, though. Right? Mm-hmm. That ass is beautiful. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's true, though. It's a true story. Thanks to belly dancing. Well, Viper, you can tell us now, belly dancing helps the ass, right? It's everything. You know what I mean? It's a whole... No, it's full body, really. I mean, it's... And it's really a misnomer. Everybody says belly dancing, but you're moving your legs and your hips and... Well, actually, what moves your hips is your knees. It's a dance of cause and effect. If you move your knees, then you move your hips. If you drop your right knee, your left hip's gonna pop up. Right. And that's about... Work. Yeah, it's work, for sure. Yes. So how do the sins get together? Because you have sin city... Okay, so a friend of ours, Sherry Wheatley... Oh, I know Sherry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was in contact with Sahira, and then I guess... I think... I can't remember exactly. Did Sherry say... Put down the paps, lady. Did Sherry tell you to talk to me, or did you... What happened there? Well, I finally moved to California, first of all. Yeah. Where are you from? Where are you from? I don't even know that. I'm originally from Pennsylvania. I'm originally from Pennsylvania. I'm originally from California. I'm originally from California. Oh, okay. So I finally moved to California, and we had been friends online... On Facebook. Was it Myspace or Facebook? Facebook. It's Facebook. I mean, book. Okay, so it's pretty pretty... By Facebook, I mean what... Hello. Sorry. Anyway... Am I on Facebook? So yeah, since we had been talking online for so long, I finally got my ass out to California, and... And then we just kind of started getting things together. We found love. Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... Amidst the love... And then we just kind of started getting things together. Was it because you both had the name Sin in your name? Actually, she kind of inspired my name because I was going through, I was doing, I started doing burlesque right before I met her, but I was still struggling on a name. And then we had talked about doing things together and I wanted something. What kind of burlesque? Boylesque. What do you mean? What do you mean? What kind? What type of routine? Would you do belly dance or would you dress up? I do a bit of fusion. I do a bit of fusion. There's always a bit of like, it's very, my style is very, Viper is very carnal, primal, kind of carny, a little twisted. There's a lot of blood involved sometimes. Oh, bloody burlesque. Yeah. It's got us recoiling. I'm a big, I'm a big, I'm a big fan of, I actually did this one piece a while back. It was a witch doctor and I came out, I was a man who was pregnant basically. Right. And I ended up giving birth on stage and, you know, bathing in the placenta and eating it. It was beautiful. It was amazing. I was very proud of it. Who cleaned this? Who cleaned the stage? Oh, it was like, it was Jell-O. I'm like really OCD about cleaning. Well, wait, wait, was it, was it, was it like the Jell-O shot, Jell-O or just regular Jell-O? It was regular Jell-O. I'm actually sober. Oh, okay, good. Okay, for you. Yeah. And some, and somebody doesn't have a stage name is Scott. And why don't you have a stage name? Well, my name is Scott Hireman and I just, everyone's like, you should get a drag name. And I'm like, I want to stay Scott Hireman so I can drag my family name through the mud as much as possible. And Scott, I, you know, we've had drag queens on the show before. Yeah. The beard, it's not fooling anybody. Just so you know. Oh. Well, I just. And the chest hair too. That's a, that's a good one. Oh my God, I just don't even look at my back knee. But I kept. I saw the back knee. I have such a gross back. And I usually wear a wig like to cover it up. I'm like, I'm on a radio show and I just don't care right now. It is video too. Well, they can't see my back. Y'all don't be looking at my back. Somebody edit that part out. Right, right. So, but how, I mean. I kept the beard because it's the most masculine thing about me. And I feel like if I shaved my beard, I would, I would look really girly. Is your penis? Yeah, I was going to say. And I don't like to be a woman all the time. Like at the end of the day, I like to be a man and like. No, no, we were talking tucking before. I've actually been thinking about doing bearded drag too. Well, you, you shouldn't because I'm doing it. There's a couple others. I know. Are there really? Oh yeah, there's a bunch. Is there like bearded drag beef? You have like beef with your shit? There's Glitz Glam. Who? Devin, I'm here. Glitz Glam, I've never heard him. Glitz Glam is in San Diego. He's just got really fierce in here all the time. Wow. The claws are coming out. But I think I'm the only bearded drag queen because I think of myself as a standup comedian who happens to be in a dress and you're welcome. Right. But I don't think of myself as a drag queen who does comedy. I'm a comedian first. Right. And by the way. Do you like men or women? Men. But I only, I don't like, like men. Men. I mean, you're just playing that. You gotta give a little more detail. You like men? You like girly men. Do you like femme or do you like butch? Any that's available and we'll say yes. Right. So you're a classic dude. Yeah. No, but do you have a preference in men is I think is what she's getting at. Because you were like. I just, I'm really, I have an OCD thing about cleanliness. Right. So I'm going to Viper every time I think of something dirty, but. Oh, yeah. No, I'm filthy. Like even today, like this, this guy wanted to. He's all. Today, this guy wanted to give me oral sex. And he started touching himself. And I was like, please stop. Because that really like turns me off. What was this? Wait, was oral sex turned you off? Yeah. No, like if I'm getting oral sex, yay, this is a great day. But if he starts touching himself, I think I'm like, where is he going to come? Like this is just, I'm going to have to shave the carpets. Oh, you're anal retentive. Yeah, but no anal. No, I don't do that. You don't do anal? I don't do anal. Just oral? Just oral. Just give me a blowjob and get out. All right. Well, you know what? Honestly, as fascinating as this is. So all the. Wait, wait. You go through your life with blowjobs. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have another quick question. So this is important. So you go through your life now with only blowjobs? Well, for now, I just like getting blowjobs. That's my gig, you know? So you don't fuck at all? I used to like giving blowjobs, but it's just like, God, it's so exhausting. Do you do any fucking? If I could have a sex life where I just get blowjobs, that would be great. Do you do any fucking? No, my God, no. That's gay. That's gay? Do you consider yourself? You're a gay man. I consider myself to be, I don't know. Yes. I mean, yes, gay, but not like that. Maybe you're into girls. Maybe you're into girls. I want to be them. Not inside of them. You might want to get a Mach 3. That might help. Is that a razor? Yes. I use one on my wrist, not my face. That's funny. I like that. But Sahira, what kind of man are you into? That's what I'm curious. Yeah. I really want to know this. I'm going to ask Viper. You know, I'm going to get my phone really quick. I haven't heard all the stories. Well, let's hear the stories. I'm going to board Viper. I'm going to board Viper right now. Let's hear the stories. Wait, are you two a couple? No, it's my sister. Oh my. Is she really? She's my gay husband. Oh my God. They're sisters and brothers from another mother, I think. They're soulmates in a whole different way. Is that right? Mm-hmm. Okay. Precisely. Pretty much. It's like me and Josie. It's like, you know, we're sort of brother and sister in her mind, not mine. But Sahira, so yeah, tell us the stories about men and what kind of men you like. As far as men go, I have terribly high standards. Oh. Oh, good. Maybe I'll meet them. Yeah, it's like you can't be an asshole. You can't be a controlling douchebag. You can't be mad at me for wanting me to live my life and do my own things. And I have to be respectful and a decent human being. Wait, I'm taking notes. Hold on. My standards are clearly, clearly insanely high. I feel like when a girl wearing a bra and drinking beer says I have high standards in men, something's wrong. Are you serious? Look how beautiful this woman is. You are gay. I got to tell you, this is a beautiful woman. And nothing you've said. I mean, I meet all that criteria. So there's got to be something more. Mark, I think you're thinking of somebody else. You? Not you. No, not me. I don't self-analyze to that extent, I suppose. I just like, I'm like. So why was Viper afraid of hearing the stories? Because I know them all. Oh, so you're the friend. I'm like, oh. But wait, I'm sure you've heard his stories too, right? He's like, here we go again. Tell us a Viper story. Come on. No! Fuck that shit! Come on. Come on. I'm screaming in this microphone. Come on. Come on. You tell a Viper story. You tell us a here story. Mine are far more graphic than hers. Far more. Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. I have to live together in this house. So you guys live together. So, okay. I know where you sleep. I mean this. I sleep above you, bitch. And? I'm the top. Yawn. Wow. I feel nervous. There's nothing to be nervous about. I am. Actually, I just think in the middle, they're about. They're ready to. Belly dance off right in your face. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're doing that in the lobby. That's good. How'd you learn that? Actually, that. So, I was. You know how like when you're a kid and you want to learn how to whistle so you do it in church and you finally get it right? I didn't go to church as a kid. Neither did I. So, it was like Easter, Christmas, Mass, and my aunt, who's a Mexican and all Catholic and shit. So, we all went to Mass together and I'm, you know, not amused. And so, I'm trying to entertain myself. And I figure. Ugh. I've been working on this thing for quite some time and I can't get it. When I was a kid, I whistled in church. So, I was like, I'm just going to do this. Right. And so, in the middle of like Easter, it was like a big fucking like Catholic holiday. Right. And I'm just like, I'm just going to try this. So, I did a couple warm-ups and I was doing. Okay. Getting it there. Okay. And I just went for it. And I was like. The middle of church. And I was just kind of like looking around. And this is a church day where people that don't go to church, going to church. No. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. This was. Full church. Like Latinos went to church. Oh, Latinos don't fuck around. No, they don't. I was wearing a red suit. I walked by a church on my way to a comedy club. They literally like. One guy closed the door. The other guy was guarding it. They really thought it was the devil. Oh, totally. They thought it was the Kool-Aid man. They loved me too. Nice. We did that at the airport the one time. Oh, yes. I was waiting for Josie to say that, but go ahead. I came back from Spain and she was picking me up and we're like completely. Completely opposite ends of the terminal. And in unison, we both go. Yeah, in unison at like the same time. Oh, she's wearing a Hello Kitty shirt and like pink gloves and I'm full on like rings and necklaces and looking like my mom the place. Yeah, yeah. It's like. Yeah. So, but what nationally are you? You're very exotic looking. Okay. German, Russian, Polish, Hungarian on my mother's side. My dad is. My dad's grandfather. My dad's dad. My dad is Spanish, more an Italian. And then his grandmother is Budapest Indian, which is their direct descendants of Mayans and Aztecs. Next time, just say minority. I'm proud of where the fuck I come from. No, and you come from the entire world. That was spoken by a white man from Kentucky. Everybody thinks I'm racist and that's just not true. I'm totally racist. I am totally racist. No, I just. You're totally racist? I will admit that shit. Fuck yeah. You're like. You're totally racist. You're completely racist. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, for like against like Mexicans. With Mexicans, I'm totally racist because I am one, so I can totally joke. Like, I know Jesus. He's my lawnmower, you know? Or he's my gardener or whatever. I hate to tell you, George Burns stole that from Wilton Burrell. It's been a long and long while. No, no, but I mean, it's stereotypes. But you can say it. It's like the black people say the N-word. You can make fun of your people. Well, I think for me. It's like Josie makes fun of whores. You can joke about your own kind. I mean, I'm very. I believe stereotypes are a real thing. He's afraid I'm going to hit him. Awkward silence. Scott, Scott. No, no. The reason. I didn't say you were racist, but you grew up in Kentucky. A small town or was it Louisville or was it like. We had a Walmart. You had a Walmart. Okay. We had a Walmart. And you were going to Walmart like this. Oh, my gosh. No, I never went to Walmart and anything. So when did you start doing drag? You wouldn't go into Walmart. Oh, my God. I would. I have a hard time admitting. I walk into Walmart. Walmart like that. To be honest, I've been doing drag for about a month, but I've been. And that's a true story. But I've been wearing heels since I was about 16. I got my first pair of heels. I would go into my basement on my treadmill. Have one earbud in, one earbud out. So I can hear if my mom was going to come down the stairs and kill me. And I would just be like working on my treadmill. Because I told myself, Scott, you are not going to wear heels in public until you can run in heels in public. Yes. Okay. Because I was in Kentucky. I was going to be sweating bullets and dodging. And you have to run fast. Me too. You have to run so fast. And you have to. Yeah. So what was the top speed on a treadmill? I don't know. Like a 3.7. Oh, wow. I don't even know if that's good. And what about now? What about now? Like an 8.2. Right. Do you have experience running in heels, Viper? Is that what you do? Yes. You were so excited. Yes. Really? No, I do. Well, my first pair of heels were six inches, no platform. Right. And I was very proud of that. And I did a full on like. I did a full on like samba, Latin dance in them. And I was like, I'm going to do this shit. And I went hard. When you were little, were you just born to dance? Oh, no. Yeah. My mom. Well, my mom said that when I was in the womb, I would constantly like dance in her. Yeah. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. Womb. It just sounds funnier. When I was in my mother's womb, she was so excited to convert to me. Womb is a word. She gave me up for adoption. I'm sorry, Scott. Thank you for listening, Josie. I was given up for adoption, yeah, which basically means my original family said no, thank you. Wow. Wow. Or maybe you've just rejected them. No. No. She's like trying to find this other lighting. It's not working. They're rich. And she's always like, I'm giving you up for a better life. I'm like, you gave me to a Christian family on welfare. Boy, a rich family gave you to a poor family to give you a better life. Yeah. And I guess a lot of, you know, it doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me that I'm adopted because basically it just means like the first woman in my life rejected me, but I don't think that's had any effect on how I feel about women. Right. None at all. Right. Trust me, I've been rejected by a woman my whole life. It's fine. Oh, you don't have to tell us. Yeah. Hilarious. Anyway, so here, I was going to ask you, now you guys, now, yeah, so you and Viper were at Wasteland Weekend. Yes. And we're going again this year. Tell us about Wasteland Weekend. Wasteland Weekend was fucking amazing. Yes. It was the best. Right. I filmed you guys for my video. Oh, did you? You did? The video that I was supposed to be in, but. I didn't remember. It was Wasteland. What is it? Wasteland Weekend. I still have a part to film. Well, what's the difference between Wasteland Weekend and Burning Man? Okay. Well, Wasteland Weekend is not so like you don't go there to have a spiritual experience. No. You go there to fuck things up. You go there to fuck things up. It's very like just carnal, primal. It's literally the opposite. It's the post-apocalypse, basically. It's the end after the post-apocalypse. I think Mad Max. Scott doesn't want to go, I don't think. He's fine. It's very dirty, Scott. It's very dirty. It's very dirty. I like deodorant. I like, you know. You like deodorant. It's very sweaty. You like hygiene. Oh, no. I could totally be happy with like the smell of Dubai in the summer coming out of my armpits. Does it? Occasionally, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's good, though. Well, you live with them. I mean, it's like frankincense and myrrh and all that, you know, good shit. And then occasional man stink. Jesus's birthday? Occasional man stink. Yeah, man stink. I think that's the first time somebody said that on the show. Yeah, it's my first time. I thought the show was cheery. Bam. But Wasteland Week is. He was nervous, too. I was. I was nervous. He was nervous. I was like, uh-huh, sure. Wasteland Week, go ahead. Wasteland Week is fantastic. Are you guys going to be there this year? Yeah, we're performing with, we're performing at Sin City, and then we're also performing with the, what are they? What the fuck? Sin City, just the two of you? On the main stage? Yeah, so far. Well, there's also actually. Or the dome. We're performing in the main stage. Yeah, main stage. Both nights. Okay. Well, we're also doing. We're doing fire performance and fire combat. Yeah. Fire combat? Tell us about that. That involves. Well, she and I. Fights at the dome. Fighting, right? Fire. No, it's a fight. We're doing it at the main stage. We fight each other with fire. He has fire, too. Who wins? In the choreography, she wins. I'm supposed to be surprised. Gosh. I'm not going to play something. You really think our friends are going to listen to this goddamn show? Yeah. Please. Ours don't either. Please, no. Nobody, it's going to be a surprise. But yeah, she and I, she and I do it. We're doing a hand-to-hand combat. Really? With fire? With fire. Your hands are on fire? No. Well, we're still working on the choreography. Sticks. And then me and my friend, Brandon, who goes by Mogwai. Mogwai, like the band, Mogwai? No. Mogwai, like the gremlin. Yes. Yeah. Oh, excuse me. Yeah. And so he and I are doing a fire sword piece, and that's pretty awesome, but he ends up dying in a blazing ring of fire. So the sword is on fire? Yes. Wow. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. I think we'll probably end up with fire staff. Yeah. I was thinking that's what we're going to do. Are you going to be there all weekend? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're probably going to get there Wednesday and like head back, what, Sunday or Monday? Yeah. It's going to be ridiculous. So, yeah. I'm just curious. Everybody tells me about Wasteland. I almost got booked there a couple of years ago. You should get to going. It's fucking amazing. I mean, like, for those people that drink, alcohol is free. It's amazing under the stars. I mean, I'm like one of those like big old spiritual nonsense people. There's a lot of them. I'm like, I'm going to get stars. It's so amazing. And for those of you who don't want to go. I don't hear shit face going, I'm going to get stars. It's so pretty. So, yeah. For those of you who don't want to go, I can throw a Tupperware party. Wait, wait. You don't drink, you don't get high, but you stare at the stars and take in a bad thing. I'm fucking disgusting, really. Yeah. It's like. It really is. Yeah. What's one of my favorite quotes? Oh, yeah. Honey, in this moment, you are enough. It's sarcastic parts genuine, but. You said that about Sahira? She said that about you. No. People. People say it about him. Yeah. It's something I like to say to people. Just like, as like a little nudge. I usually tell a viper, your titties are up here. Oh, yes. I love this one. Viper, viper. He'll come like flying in, like all fluttered. I'm just like, sweetheart, sweetheart. Your titties are up here. Right. I'm going to need you to shimmy them back down the route right here. Right. So, like, your tits are up here. Calm thy titties. Calm thy tits. You need to bring them back down here. So, that is my phrase in the house. Yeah. I think that more than anything. If we keep going. If we keep going with this, we're going to have, like, the police are going to come in for domestic violence. Oh, no. We beat each other, but it's totally consensual. I left a scar on him. Yeah. I actually asked her, too. Oh, my God. Is that what's wrong with this place? You beat each other, but it's consensual. Yeah. No, no. Totally. I mean, yeah. Oh, the pumpkin bread in my ass is not consensual. Do you need a new roommate? Oh, I told you. She made the shit pumpkin. What happened? Let's hear this. The pumpkin bread in my ass is not consensual. So, she was like, here, eat this. Eat this. Eat this. Eat this. So, I hit him with a slice of pumpkin bread, which made a very satisfying thwack. I would just point out. So, it's totally worth it. I pulled her pants down. I shoved all the pumpkin bread down her ass. Do you guys have a job? Yes. I was going to say. What do you do for a living? But that was after I threw water in his face. What do you all do for money? I teach dance for an after school program. I actually have, like, a really adult job. It's kind of disgusting. He works with kids. He teaches dance for an after school program. I work with kids. I know. That's what I do. He does. Works with kids. It's pretty spectacular. The look on the bearded drag queen's face. He's overwhelmed. Now, what do you do for money? She's a barista. I'm a barista. She's a coffee whore. Yeah. I am a coffee whore. It's sad. You're a beans cleaner. Do you fuck up beans for coffee? So, yeah. That's my main money thing at the moment. But I also do costume design. I sell and make costumes online. And, yep. And we both perform. I mean, we perform pretty frequently. We perform for money. We perform for money, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we get paid for our stuff. I stopped taking gigs that are just, oh, here's like, you know, it's for promotion or... Whatever. That's bullshit to me. It's like... Yeah, no. It's so harmful for artists. And artists just need to stop doing that. Right. Because it's just perpetuating. Except for the Dark Mark show. Please. Yeah. No, no. This is good. Yeah. This is a good promotion. Because it gets us to meet a greater audience. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. But when a restaurant goes, oh, come dance for us for free. I'm just like, you know what? I'll tell you what. I'm having a party. So how about you come cook for me for free? It'll be great promotion for all my friends and all the people that are going to be there. It's going to be a big party. So... But... It's going to go both ways. I mean, the thing with restaurant gigs is that, like, I mean, you can't really ask for too... You can't ask for what you would get for a private show. Right. But you can ask for... I usually ask for 70 if I do a restaurant. If they do 50, that's fine. Right. But I can do one show. And they got to feed me. And all the food you can eat. And they got to motherfucking feed me. Wait. So you can ask for, like, what is that? An hour, two hours? Nope. 20, 30 minutes. Maybe 15. But no, it's longer than that because you have to get ready and you have to get over there. Yeah. And that's a much longer time than I've heard you put into practice. The thing is, everybody will come up to me like, oh, you're a comedian. Tell me a joke. It's like, you know, fuck you. Pay me. That's... Yeah, exactly. Then I'll tell you a ton of jokes. People say that to me and I just say, look at my face. Oh, my God. It's hilarious. Yeah. That's a good one. Even for big events, people are like, it's going to be a huge promotion. I'm like, how about you throw me a big event party? Because I have a lot of friends, so that'd be a great promotion for you as an event creator. We are bitter. No, because it's one of those things where it's just like... God, when did you move to LA? Yeah. I don't know. No, I moved out... No, no, no. You know. I moved out... He doesn't remember. Well, I moved out in like January but could not find a place to stay. So I moved in with a family of Mormons and I was their nanny in San Diego for six months. And I actually just moved to LA to West Hollywood. It was actually wonderful. No, they love it. They love it. Bailey's going to call in one of the 11-year-old kids. She wants to be a drag queen when she grows up. Right. Anyway. So I just moved into West Hollywood... She wants to be a drag queen. ...a month ago. She wants to be a drag queen. Well, see, this is what happens when you live in LA more than six months. What? You get a little bitter. Things happen. Yeah. And actually, I'm a native. But they're not even that bitter. They're not even that bitter. It's like down the East Coast as well. Right. So much of this is tough. It is. Well, yeah. Just the problem is like everywhere is just trying to make you... Well, I'm doing it right. Ew. Well, I was going to say, one of the best gigs I ever had, one of the most fun gigs I ever had was I hosted... I hosted at Gothla, the belly dancing place. Yes. Right. And I had this whole... Gothla's amazing. I had this whole thing. Were you there in 2010? No. No. But yeah. I wasn't there. You know, my friend, Irina Zara, I'm sure you know her from around. She hooked me up with it. And I was... I went up there and I was... Irina Zara? Yeah. Oh, my God. I love her. I love her too. She's awesome. I've been trying to get her on the show and yeah. We lost touch. I haven't seen her in a while, but we'll get her on the show soon. I want... We should have all belly dancers every week. But so I did Gothla and my joke was, oh, you know, I'm going to be the one male belly dancer. Little did I know there's tons of male belly dancers. There was a bunch of us. Yeah. This is the year that I totally predict the boom of the belly dancer. The male belly dancer. Oh, yeah. For sure. Well, that helps. That helps. I have a different prediction, but good for you. What's your prediction? Just that it's not that. It's not that. And what do you do for a living? I'm a housekeeper. For who? It's a company called Homejoy. Yeah. And they just took me up with clients. Yeah. They're like a couple of people in Bel Air and West Hollywood who need their shit cleaned. And I also do... Do you clean in heels? No. As if it's you pay extra. But I also do clinical trials. So I actually just... There's a whole market for that. Is that one of those ones where you're like the slutty maid outfit? Oh, yeah. You want to fake the maid outfit. Look at the sound guy. Look at the sound guy. He wants it. He wants a slutty maid to clean his apartment. Yeah, he does. No, I was agreeing with what Josie said. There's a whole market for it. No, there really is a whole market. I just don't want to be in that market. But I also do... I do clinical trials. I actually just signed out of a clinic for doing a medication for schizophrenia. I know. We were just... We got a bookie last month. It was awful. I had so many side effects. No, listen. I was supposed to be in the hospital for 23 days. So I get there and the first couple of days are fine. But then I start having side effects. And I... No. What? Stomach cramps and diarrhea. That's crazy. I know. Clinical trial with side effects? How do they give you medication for schizophrenia if you don't have it? Well, because they just assumed I had it. Oh. Oh. No, but it was to study the effects on the medication on like normal people. So they booked me. Looking at him, you would think that he... Looking at everybody in the studio, you would think that everybody's schizophrenic. Like six of us had schizophrenia and six of us did not have schizophrenia. And the schizophrenics felt bad for me. I'll bet they did. But what was the weirdest side effect? Aren't schizophrenics not to be empathic or something? The weirdest side effect was anxiety, depression, which I've dealt with depression. You already have that. I know. But it reached levels that I have never... I have never... Like I wanted to work at like... Yeah. Yeah. Wells Fargo or H&R Block. I wanted to give up on drag. That doesn't get any more depressing than that. And I was like... And I took my heels and a dress with me just in case I felt motivated like after I got... Gave my blood to like do, you know, a Lady Gaga number. But I just... Who doesn't? I was having muscle spasms. Like I couldn't control my arms. Like I couldn't vogue. I'm sorry. Right? Oh my God. Oh, shit. You couldn't vogue? I couldn't do anything. No! That's a vogue. Why? So there's going to be a commercial. Can you vogue now? Yeah. No. Did this medicine... I couldn't vogue before and I couldn't vogue during and I couldn't vogue after. This medicine may cause cramps, diarrhea, you can't vogue, you know, all that stuff. Lack of voguing. Lack of vogue capacity. Lack of sleep, weak stream, all that stuff. You know what I think? It's about time we see what you guys are all about. Okay. I think we should see some dancing shit. Let me get the... Josie, you talk a little bit. I'm going to shift the camera. I'm sure you have a lot of questions. Oh, hold on. We have to make a shout out to Mickey. Mickey's listening to us, you poor thing. Oh my God. Mickey. Hey, shout out to Mickey. Mickey Gibson. Mickey Gibson actually is our... Mickey Gibson is our East Coast sister. Our East Coast group. Oh, wow. Staying up late. So there's Sin City over here on the West Coast. Right. And... Troops Inn on the East Coast. Later is Mickey Gibson, one of my dearest and oldest friends. I love to death and I miss her every single day of my life that I'm out here. And why S-Y-N instead of S-I-N? S-Y-N. Because it's different. You know. Okay. It's like so underground, you probably haven't heard of it yet. Yeah, you probably haven't heard of it yet. I'm glad you guys have friends. Yes. That's the one. Did you make any friends at the clinical trial? No. I hope not. Actually, when I was a kid and I went to the psych ward, I made friends there. It was interesting. Anyway, go on. You're saying? No, no, please. It's time to belly dance. Please, no, no. Well, please, talk about your boy interrupted story and I'm going to get the camera set up, okay? Let's hear about that. It's mental hospital day here on Dark Parts. Mental hospital belly dance. It's all the time. Every week is mentally challenged and mentally disturbed. Well, you got the right belly dancer. It's the fitness. Okay, so hold on. What were you listening to, Roar? What were you listening to? No, I was listening to Legendary Lovers. By Katy Perry. That woman. I'm obsessed with Birthday right now. Me too. I am obsessed with Birthday. Oh my gosh. That's so fast. Do we talk about Motorhead? Do we just magically- There's something thirsty. I love you guys. I just can't. Do we just magically transport into a gay club? What happened here? We totally did. Cock suckers and flamers everywhere. Yeah, why not? Anyway, so I don't want to talk about Sahira like that, but would you like to dance a little bit? Do it. You too. I got to get my phone out. I was thinking the stuff on. Well, she's her first. And then, wait. How do I connect? How do I connect? You don't have to go together. It's the microphone. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm with you too. No. It's like way too small. That was never going to happen. Where do we dance? What happens? I guess you're going to have to dance a little bit. Okay. That's cool. The designated corner. Just don't trip on the electrical cords. I have dealt with a lot worse than this. My belly dance. Oh my God. I'm so excited. Talk amongst yourself. Okay, so Sahira Sin is trying to get her music together so she can belly dance. How is that going to go down? Do you plug it in with anything? Are you playing with this stuff? I can't really plug it in, no. I'm sorry. We kind of didn't plan this out very well, did we? No. Well, I tried to get you to email me some music. Anyway. Scott, if you want to pee, go ahead, but you're going to miss the belly dancing. I will. Yeah. She's belly dancing right now. So, have you learned to tuck it yet? No, I don't tuck. Yeah, we were going to talk about the tuck. You don't tuck? You just let it dangle? I mean, I have four pairs of tights and a pair of Spanx on, so it's not like it's just Four? Oh, that's so restricting. I know. Why four? How did you come up with that number? Well, it needs to be an even number. Oh, because you're OCD thing. Do you have to like, do you have a ritual? What? Do you have a ritual? Yeah. Because you're so OCD. While they talk about tucking, I'm going to be watching Sahira send dance. Let's watch Sahara. Sahara. Sahara. The topic? What? The topic is tucking. The topic is tucking. That's her motivation for this dance. Interpretive dance about tucking. Go. Let me, give it to me. I'll put it up against the microphone. This is dedicated to tucking. I can't do it. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Here we go. Okay. This is dedicated to tucking. This is dedicated to tucking. Like a feather In a beautiful world That's beautiful, look at that. I'm a special It's so very special But I'm a Oh wow. That's very good. Now she's really doing that very fast. The hips don't lie, they're going up and down. Really fast. She's playing just flat. Is that Heavenly Hymie? Badass though. That's amazing. That tattoo is mesmerizing. I tap it. I tap it. You're looking five-star, huh? I'm what, huh? I've actually touched her pigtails. Oh, five-star, that's bad. Occasionally I'll come home and I'll greet her with a wrap around the butt, and then I'll dig my hands underneath her. You cannot distract her with that. Is that how you greet each other? Pretty much. She's such a dick, right? Yeah. Occasionally. You're so very special I wish I was special Everybody watching this is like shut the fuck up. ...But ... ...But ... That was gorgeous. That was so great. Yeah, man. Okay, your turn. Okay, fine. Okay, Viper. Those are coming off. And if you're listening on iTunes, you're going to see what these people are wearing. She's got all sorts of sparkly. Don't even get us started talking on the costumes. It's going to go on all night. You've got like a headdress. Explain his costume. I'm trying to figure it out. I can't explain anything about Viper. It's an enigma rather than mystery. It's Indian meets Mad Max meets The Ultimate Warrior meets Goodwill. Oh, for God's sake. Meets the $5 clothing store. Oh, that was actually, where did I get that? 99 cent store? No, I got it in downtown. It was a sundress, and I was like, I'm going to make something else out of this. It's a maxi dress. If you've never seen a man belly dance, you're going to love it. You're going to see it now. Actually, the guy that danced the goth, I wish you remember his name, was fantastic, but I'm sure Viper is very good, too. I feel bad to stare. I feel like I'm... Stare. You know. Stare, stare, stare. I encourage you to. Don't turn away from your eyes. I get who I'm doing. I get who I'm doing. This is where you are. Oh, my God. Oh, go ahead, Josie, if you want to dance with him. Oh, hey, girl, hey. Work it. Now that takes some practice. Oh, that's fantastic. And you know what's funny? Oh, yes, yes, do this. I've earned everything. And you know what's funny? When you said, when I said, you said you want to come on, I said, hey, could you get another ballet dancer to come on? You're like, sure. Yeah. You realize I was hoping and expecting for another female, but a viper is terrific. I'll be in sugar the dick for you, bro. No, you're terrific. First of all, how do you isolate the stomach like that? Like, both of you. Let's practice. What do you mean isolate the stomach? Mark, you should be an expert on stomachs. You tell us. Oh, my God. Hilarious. Yes. If you're hoping for a rebooking, Scott, I'm not sure about that. No, I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, it sort of like isolate parts of the stomach. It sort of looks like. A lot of it has to do with hip and weight placement. Right. Yeah, but as far as the stomach goes, that one just takes a lot of practice. I mean. Like the stomach flutters? Yeah, stomach flutters. That's what I'm talking about. That has to do with a lot of like, it's not breath at all. No? It's muscle control. Yeah. Yeah, that's the difficult part about ballet dance, especially the style that we do. It's very much about muscle isolations and using opposite muscle groups to contract and control the other side that you're going to move it for. Like, if I want to do something and go to my left, I'm using the muscles on the right side of my body to make it happen. You know what I mean? See, that's why. Yeah, and that's what gets you that control. Yeah. Right. So. Yeah. And if I'm doing hip work on my right side, it's my left hip that's doing all the work. It's a very geometrical dance, too. Yeah. Trust me, when you were dancing, I was paying close attention. Yes. Until my muscle groups were here. Like I said, that ass though. You can't beat that ass. There's no question about it. You could beat it. It's a matter of. I'm still trying to picture the banana bread in there. That was. Oh. Oh my. What did I do? I'm a writer. I don't even know anything about the show. Oh my God. We scared the dogs. It's either how to isolate or banana bread up the ass. I'm not really sure. Why not both? Exactly. Isolate the banana bread. How long have you been dancing? We never got to that. Belly dance or dance in general? Belly dance. Belly dance for about seven, eight years now. And what was the inspiration? Getting sober. Okay. Getting sober. Yeah. I got sober and I kind of like. Because there's people like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you get sober without belly dancing? I don't know. I don't know. Well, I mean, for me it was, I, like, I didn't really. And congratulations on that, by the way. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I got sober when I was 18 and then I relapsed. And then at 19, I got sober again. And around that time, like, I needed something to inspire me. Right. Like from 18, like 11 months and eight days, it was like 11, like 13 deaths that I had experienced. Ooh. And so I kind of like lost a lot of gusto for life. And I've always loved belly dance. Right. Since I was a kid. Like my mom and I would go to the Venice Beach Trump Circles and I was like five. Sure. Sure. And had like the movements. It was already part of me, I feel. You were always sort of doing that. Yeah. And I just kind of found belly dance and I just kept, I ran with it. And it's, for me, it's not just a dance. It's not just an art form. It's a spiritual way of life for me. It's a way of connecting to something that's greater than I. Right. I've been dancing since I was a kid, though. Like I'm classically trained as well. Oh, okay. So you do ballet? Ballet, modern jazz, hip hop, Latin ballroom. Yeah. Okay. I mean, like the thing about belly dance, like fusion, which is a style we do, is you can add anything to it. Like I could do a Latin ballroom belly dance fusion thing. Right. Like I can mix a samba, which I have, into belly dance. What? Yeah. Samba and belly dance together? What other dance have you been trained in? Belly dance has been the main one, to be honest with you. Before I found belly dance, I had zero interest in dance or any kind of like physical activity whatsoever. It just seemed like a lot of work and effort. Right. But, um, yeah, so no, I was kind of always... That was for you, Scott. There we go. But no, I was always kind of more into like... Mark, I used to be 300 pounds, so I know about being fat. I'm just going to say, I'm sure you should have had a beard right now. No, no, no, no, no, no. Please. I'm jealous I don't have a beard right now. You're jealous you don't have a beard? You feel left out. No, you don't. No, you're not. Please. You have enough fat to not have a beard. Because everybody here has a beard, including Josie. But, Scott, how did you... I have a beard. You just can't see it. Exactly. That's what I said. That's what I said there. I'm trying to get you in the show, Josie. No. Scott, how did you lose, I'm assuming, at least 100 pounds? 150. 150. How did you do that? Oh, just did it, you know. I was like... Oh, that really? What was that? I just bought a juicer and a treadmill. He's looking for some advice. I just got a juicer. Okay, I bought a juicer, I bought a treadmill, and I bought some self-confidence. The man who was joking about slinging his wrist before the show and goes to clinical trials for schizophrenia. He got some confidence. Oh, I think we're hitting low again, both of you. Calm the fuck down. Your tits are up here. No, I just didn't want to... All right. Bring the tits down. Bring the tits. Bring the tits down. Bring the tits down. Bring the tits down. I love you, Scott. Stop it. No, no. You just... We're comics. That's the way we go. That's the way we do things. Yeah. It's like a roast every time we talk. I didn't even know how to film right now. By the way, by the way, if I knew you were a comic, I wouldn't have booked you. I didn't even read the comic thing. I was like... I saw the picture. He doesn't want to have other comics on. Why? Because they'll be better than him? Yes. Yeah, because you'll be so much better. So here... Scott's my spirit animal. No, but I didn't ask you. I didn't hear the answer. Shut up, Sarah. What other... What other is your real name? BeakmeDaddy. Wait, wait. Your real name's Sarah? Her real name is Sarah Stitsa. Oh, my God. Sarah Stitsa? I love that. It's awesome. Actually, no, it's not. It's not? No. I thought... Sarah Stitsa can't be a real name. Mm-mm. It's not. What is it then? What is it then? I'm telling you, bitch. Go fuck yourself. She's actually mad at me for sure. Wow, this just turned into the Jerry Springer show all of a sudden. I don't know what's going on. Oh, we were actually talking about... Chill the fuck out. My real name is Leon Mancilla. Yeah, no, I saw it. We were talking about doing a... Mancilla. What? Mancilla. Mancilla. So we were talking about doing... No, habla espanol. Anyway, so we were doing... We were talking about doing this Jerry Springer thing where we get... What were we saying with John? About doing... Oh, that I was like... Belly dances at the... No. I was just trying to say that I had your baby, but I really had... But like, we wouldn't need to have borrowed a black baby, and that just like was way too much effort. Yeah, I don't need a black baby, but like... I was the dad. Everywhere. Excuse me, can I borrow your black baby for a weekend, please? If you don't give it back. I'd give it back, Jesus. But what other dance are you trained in? It's mainly belly dance. But thanks to that, I've kind of dipped into other styles because the tribal fusion style that we do is so immersed in different cultures and brings in so many diverse other dances and stylizations that have kind of... So you weren't doing ballet or break dancing or anything like that when you were... No. No. Where would you like to see this go in the future? Honestly, I just... I didn't come to LA thinking, I'm going to be a star or anything ridiculous like that. No. No, you didn't. Thank you. And you are a star, Scott. I'm not an idiot thinking things like that. Oh, my God. But anyway, no, so I just... I don't work at Starbucks. She works at Groundwork. It's better. Sorry. I work at Groundwork. It's really underground. I've probably never heard of it. You know what? You know what? Go ahead. Say what you're going to say. I forget what I was going to say. Oh, I'd like to, you know, just be able to be a professional performer and make a living at it and... So if it's... Have you ever thought of doing workshops and teaching other people? Oh, yeah. I used to teach back in Pennsylvania. So it's definitely something that can be back on the table at some point now that I live here. Maybe touring? Oh, yeah. Is that in the future? Yeah, if any opportunity that comes along. I just don't... I'm a live by the day kind of girl. What's your dream location that you'd like to go to? Oh. Hmm. The center of the earth. No. Let me think. I don't know. Anywhere in Europe. I would love to just travel around Europe. I think that'd be amazing. If people want to get a hold of you, Sahira, how do they find you? How do they do that? I've... You can look up Sahira Sin on Facebook. I have a page on there. She's on Model Mayhem, too. I did a lot of research. Yeah. My Model Mayhem. Josie will tell you. I'm sure the most on her. I did a lot of research. Long hours. Late at night. I do modeling work and fire... You too. In addition to the fire spinning and everything. So, yeah. Facebook. Who taught you how to fire spin? I learned since we started coming out here. It was the group that we connected with at Wasteland. We found out that they practiced just a few miles away from our house that we started renting. So, it was kind of serendipitous. And, yeah. So, we've been hanging out with them. And I'm starting to learn contact staffing, which is where you have a big, long staff. It's on fire on both sides. We all like that. Everyone loves fire there. I do especially. I just can't believe Sahira used the five-syllable word on this show. But where does the time go? Scott, how do people get a hold of you? Just ask. Just ask. Just ask. Ask the internet. Where do we find you on the internet? Just... I'm nobody. So, it's... I'm not... Am I on there? Like, I just have a Facebook and a Twitter. You could be. You do. You do. Viper has a website. I know that. I do. It needs some work. It needs some work. Right. But what's the URL if people want to get a hold of you? Viperstonville.com. That's V-Y-P-R-S-Y-N-V-I-L-L-E.com. I drink too much to make a website. But you all have been great. I want all of you... I want all of you to come back. Josie, how do people get a hold of you? Google me. Josie. Or the number on the corner. J-O-S-I. Kat. K-A-T. And you'll find my Twitter. And that has all the information. That's right. On the shows. A lot of pretty pictures, too. Things like that. And then if you go to gothcomedian.com, you'll get all the information about me. Please come down to the Complex Theater tomorrow night. I'll be performing Sahira, Scott, Viper. I told you. It just goes by so quick. And it's so much fun. It's over already. You guys are so great. Can I eat your brains? Namaste, bitches. Eat my brains and everybody have a wonderfully creepy week. Bye. Brains. You let the brains come first. Oh, wait. They're all dry. Never mind. Dry brains. We should have a spank train. We don't have time for the spank train. Bye. Spank train what? Yeah, bye. It's always time for spank trains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. This is where you eat your brains. 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