Condom reviews, STD testing, and queef etiquette

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm good. Hi. Hey there. Hello, this is Sexy Time Talk with Zsa Zsa Lu. I changed my name again. Weekly. And Tabby. This is our Tabby cat. Okay. So anyways, this is a talk show about whatnot, sexy time, relationships, love. Random questions, anything pops in your head. Yeah, if you have anything going on that relationships in that department, give us a call. We're at Skid Row Studios. If you're on the Facebook or on their website page, the number is there. And the number is 800-893-9562. If you have any relevant questions or concerns, give us a call. We are very opinionated. So anything, we weren't here last week. Right, so we'll continue from the week before. Wrapping up with you went to your slot room. Okay. So top of the agenda, last time I talked to you, we were talking about the Slut Rock. It was a benefit for Slut Walk. So the Slut Rock was a kind of a benefit show on March 31st, which I was involved in and my band got to play. And it was really awesome to play for a crowd full. It was like a hundred people crowd in a very hot and sweaty room. And a lot of young girls, a lot of all ages crowd. And, um. I was kind of upset at first. Oh, so you don't know anything about this? No, I didn't hear anything about it. So go ahead and tell me. Okay, great. So I was kind of upset because all the bands that were playing were either female fronted or all female. We also played with the Bitch Fits and someone else. But then the day before, I was supposed to go on about nine o'clock. Yeah, first at nine o'clock. And then we get this message the night before or two nights before that. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the beach. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the beach. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the beach. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the beach. And they were getting the sweet spot at 10 o'clock. And it pushed me to eight o'clock. And I was I had emotions of being kind of pissed off. Like, what the fuck? Why is this all male band who comes off kind of they do come off as kind of sexist in a way, which, you know, I don't know them all that well, but I know one guy and he kind of tends to say stupid things. And I know he means well, but just the way he says things. So you've met him before then? Pushes pushing my button. And so I was like, kind of, why is he playing this? And, you know, and then especially if they were just added to the to the gig, to the show, you know, why don't they play first? So then they switched switched our times and gave me the the 10 o'clock slot and they were supposed to play at eight. But like he posted him or one of the guys in the band posted on their wall that, hey, we're playing a benefit for rape victims. Come out and support whether it's male or female. Now, how does that sound to you? It doesn't sound like he knows anything. I just put it up together, whatever. Yeah, but your nose just flared. But how does that sound? How does that sound? Her nose, her nose just flared. Okay. Yeah. But just the statement we're playing a benefit. We're playing a show to benefit rape victims. I mean, to me, that sounds like, you know, when all the thing was like, we're playing a show to benefit the victims of the Japanese earthquake or the Haiti earthquake. And we're going to send the money. And then people were doing that a lot. We're playing a show to benefit this, whatever, the rainforest. But to word it like that, I was kind of offended. Like, oh, so am I going to get part of this pay? You know, am I going to get reparations? Yeah. Is that the word? Reparations? Like, am I going to get? Yeah. So how did they get on then? Who put them on? I guess he knew somebody. And I don't know. So I was kind of addressed that. So then that's why, you know, they were switched. They were played first. Then they get there late. And the other girl band had to play first. And then so they get there late. They played. And then I said, hey, yo, how'd you get in the show? What's up? And he said, oh, well, we wanted to support. And we know someone. And so I addressed the issue that, you know, I kind of like, you know, upset me about that comment. And he said, oh, well, you get offended about everything. And I was like, well, fuck. It's just I know you're cool, but you just word things and you say things without thinking and stuff. And I was like, I've had to deal with sexual assault. So, you know, it is personal to me. It's not, oh, you're just sensitive about everything. What have you guys gotten to before or something? How he said that? Some other some other thing. Oh, yeah. You don't know that. No. Yeah. He did some other punk show like a year ago. And it was supposed to benefit money to calendar girls again. Last year, it was the benefit girls to earn money for a calendar. And the benefits would go into breast cancer, which is cool. But like, you know, he said, oh, let's have a breast exam booth at a punk show. Breaking guys. This is L.A., Los Angeles. If there's anyone listeners from out of Los Angeles area. Yeah. I'm like, come on. We're going to do a breast exam booth. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. You say things without thinking. So on this issue, we're just like it took me personally because I've had to deal with sexual assault and stuff like that. I'm like, come on. Like serious. And he's like, no, we're here to support. I believe next. He's sure they all fucking took off. He was. So if you're listening right now, that wasn't really showing support. If you guys all took off right after they played, they all took off. So I mean, supportive. Yeah. And then he said. I'm saying I'm I get real sensitive about things. So, man, I love you. You don't know who I'm talking about. You don't know what band I'm talking about. But come on. Oh, he's listening. Is he calling in? Hey, don't bother because no one knows who I'm talking about. But anyways, that was in Silver Lake, Ghetto Silver Lake area. Beauty is pain. It's kind of a new venue. We all know who you are. No, I'm just kidding. But that was a cool show. And I don't know. I would like to play another show like that. Again. So that's that. That was the wrap up on that drama. Closer to the mic. Shut up this whole time. Did you guys hear me at all? OK, let's try technical difficulties. I didn't get any. Anyways. OK, did you do your homework? You're Tabby, right? I'm Tabby. Yes. Thanks for remembering my name. OK. Did you do your homework? Yeah. Like what was two weeks ago? We mentioned we should search for the female condom. Remember? Yes. We assigned each other. Like to go find it. It took forever. I couldn't find them. It's impossible. Right. I went to Riot Aid. Riot Aid. CBS. Walgreens. Walgreens. Walmart. Could not find female condoms. I went online and finally found through the Walgreens site. You can like put in like a radius. I finally found one place. No, two, two. Two in Southern California. I drove down there. It's not even in the freaking aisle. And you had it. I'm searching back and forth, back and forth. And finally go up to the pharmacist. And I asked her. And she goes, yeah, yeah. We have them behind the counter. I'm like, why? Do you know? We just haven't had a chance to put them out there. Yeah. The Walgreens I went to, I asked, but they didn't have them. He was like, I could special order them. I'm like, I want to have sex tonight. I don't want a special order. I know. By that time, I'd been. For female condoms. By that time, I'd been waiting like two weeks. Right. So I'm like. Yeah. I got the two boxes. I got you a box, by the way. Thank you. Somewhere in here. Yeah. I got it for you. See, we got friends. Aw. Three tip pack. Do you want one? Can I have my pack? Do you like one? Yeah. You can have it. Okay. So. Yeah. Packaging is slightly odd. I was like, whoa, it's freaking. So did you. How many come per pack? There is three to a box. And about how much? They're at that Walgreens. They run about eight bucks. Okay. After taxes? I'm showing it to everybody in studio. It's a little white box, everybody. No one can see on. Yeah. On the radio. It's about three by five inches. So took them home. Took two boxes. One for you. If you guys want to split it, go. For it. There is definitely a learning curve. Let's say. Definitely. Go ahead and open it. Was your man excited? Because your man was excited about this whole mission. Yeah. He was helping me. He actually went to like local in Orange County, like CVS and Rite Aid and Walgreens. He tried everywhere to find them also. Seriously. We were both on it. Yeah. So you were like all cute about it. I'm like, God, I want to freaking try this. Right. I want to see what the big deal is. They're just. It looks like a. I mean, I don't want you. Yeah. Like a baggie. You know what I mean? I've said. Yeah. I've seen a. I've seen a one. That was used for demonstrations. You know, like only touched by hands. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of washed. Hope so. Right. There's like a. There's like a. It's like a big baggie with a loose inner ring. So it's not attached to the inside. That goes all the way up. Like closer to your cervix. And then there's an outer ring that's large and it stays outside of the vagina. So it just. I don't know. I guess the working. And to get it in place while you're, you know. In the mood is kind of awkward. You know, kind of like you got to kind of have a sense of humor about that. So. How long did it take you to put it in? Not that long. I mean, obviously I had a helper. So myself and him. We're just end up laughing though. It killed everything. It killed the whole mood. It killed them. Yeah. Because we're freaking laughing. I'm like, is it in right? I don't know. I don't know. It just felt funny. I felt like a box of Kleenex, you know, because it's like sticking out of you. Really? Yeah. I don't know. It just felt funny. But were you able to do it? Yeah. Yeah, I did it. It just. It's just weird. I don't know. I feel weird. You were laughing the whole time. I'm doing it. No, no, no. While doing it. No, putting it in. I was laughing. It just. It's just funny. Yeah. It wasn't like a small penis and you were laughing. No, no, no, no, no. I can't feel it. I can't feel it. I was laughing about that. Like the whole getting it in place. And, you know, and then they were talking about like, oh, there's a possibility of it making noise. I'm like, oh, my God. Like what? Like a hefty bag? Like crinkle, crinkle every single time. So I don't know. It just. It's funny. Maybe it's like user error for the first time. I said it takes practice to get to the hang of it. And maybe perfect the use. So, but OK, it's eight dollars a box. Two, four, six. That means it comes out two, four, six, seven. More than two dollars. Two dollars and fifty cents per condom. Yeah. Per female condom. Yeah. And you know what? OK, so. So what do you rate it so far? You only used one though? Yeah. You had two weeks to get this thing and you only did it once. I barely got it on Saturday. Oh. Yeah, Saturday. You only did it once in the past four days? I only did it once with that. Oh, OK. OK, so you have to do it again this week to see if you. Yeah, because it was just such a hassle and it took time. I was like, you know what? Let's just go the old fashioned way. So I'll try it again, I guess. You're still in a new relationship. You don't want to. No, no, I'm up for anything. What do you mean new relationship? What? Well, because you wanted to get straight to the like doing it and knowing you were going to like. Yeah. Have fun. Because I ended up laughing. It kills it. We were like in the mood to do it and then get, you know, finally get it in me and stuff and he's helping me out and stuff. And then we're freaking laughing by that time. You know what I mean? Oh, so you didn't do the thing. You know how like they say. I always thought it was weird. Like, you know, you could put it in like an hour before. That's crazy. Like, I'm going to have sex tonight. That's weird. That's what I'm thinking. Like, you end up like feeling like a box of Kleenex with somebody that's hanging out of you. That's what I'm saying. Oh, did you walk around with it? No. OK, OK. After? After he was done? No, I'm freaking laughing. No, we didn't even finish that. I like had to stop because I was laughing so much. I mean, you know. Oh, he didn't come. No, I was like, you know, just stop. It's too much. He didn't come? No, we just finished with something else. Oh. That's what I'm saying. I was like, you know what? He didn't come. No, not with that. Because I was going to say, like, does it just empty or something? But. Oh, they said for you to twist once you do. If you do come, twist, turn, pull out. What the heck? I feel like a like a talkie doll, right? And then you laugh. Like, what is that? So, no, I don't know. You have to have a sense of humor. OK, so you didn't come and you fucking failed on your assignment. No, I tried. You didn't. You didn't come. OK. I came afterwards. No, no, I came afterwards without it. Yeah, but that doesn't count. The point is to really evaluate this. And they're really going to do. They're going to do a campaign. If you guys didn't know, there was a big meeting by a female condo. I don't know if it was the actual makers. I don't want to show you. What? I want one of those. We have in-studio watchers and they want me to waste my $2.55 bag. Are there more? $2.55. Yeah, no, I want to. I want to try it. No, I'm going to take this home and try them. Yeah. And so then you want to bring it if it doesn't work. And then you can wash it out and bring it. This is Skid Row Studios sexy time talk. I don't know. It's just a whole experience. Like I said, you have to have a good sense of humor. Be open to trying stuff. And I mean, that's like sex in general, though, right? You should be able to like just go with the flow and. Well, sex with someone that you want to do it with and have a good relationship with. What was that? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You need to be just, you know. You know, the percentage rate. I have a little statistics right here. It says 95%. On the insert. You can open the box and there's an insert and there's percentages in there. Oh, of the thing. But it's funny because it's, you know, you know, there's perfect results will be rates, you know, of when contraceptives are used perfectly without human error and typical rates are, you know, with human error. Yeah. But it's 95%. But obviously it was 100% if you couldn't, if he couldn't come. It's 100% effective. Thus far. Yeah. To prevent you from getting pregnant, huh? One out of 10. Like thus far, I'm giving it like four right now. Seriously. I had to move on back to the male condom. I was like, you know what? Okay. Because it just killed the mood and like, you know. Okay. Four out of 10. Okay. So let's move on because I couldn't complete my assignment because I could not find the female condom at any of the locations I went to. So yesterday. Since I couldn't find that, I decided to just purchase. I was debating between those lambskin condoms, which I heard the lambskin are not effective against STDs, but I'm in a relationship, monogamous relationship. We've gotten tested. So our only thing is preventing pregnancy. But the cost difference of the lambskin versus these other ones, I said, I chose these ones and I'll work my way up to more expensive. So the ones that I tried out is called Lifestyle Skin. S-K-Y-N. It's closest thing to wearing nothing. Are these the type of condoms you've used, producer? No, those aren't it. But I think I've heard of these recently, actually. They're a fairly new product, I think. Yeah. I think this is a new product. It's non-latex lubricated condoms. It's made out of this other material, polysporine, non-latex. Well, I had to use it and I told my man, like. That sounds like a good word. I told my man. He thought he got like, he was like, oh, you got the female condom? And I said, no, but something else. And, you know, I was tired and, you know, I want to watch my show. I'm watching this Ringer show right now on Channel 5, okay. And so I was like, you don't have to come tonight, like come over. But sure enough, he came. No, no, come over. But he came anyways over at the house at 10 o'clock. So I'm like, aw, you want to do it. But he, um. We couldn't. We had to get past the giggling and I wasn't. No, no, no. It had nothing to do with the condom. Oh. I was just in a giggly mood. I wasn't really in a like a super horny mood. I was just, you know, tired, work and whatnot. So I had to get past that. And I was like, well, let's just, you know, maybe in the morning. But sure enough, he got his way. And, um. But yeah, he liked it right away. He was like, oh, it does feel really thin. So he really liked it. And we had hot, like, it was fucking awesome. It was really great. It was like. It was a 10 out of 10 experience. 100 out of 10 experience just doing it. It felt. Um. They felt thin. But it didn't feel like irritating. You know how sometimes the latex condoms. You know, I get the free latex condoms. And those are cool because they're free. But these condoms felt like less irritating. This was on Sunday. Sunday was awesome. Yeah. Less irritating to the vagina. So there's definitely a difference from the female perspective as well. For this. Yeah. Yeah. So for me, for me, the, um, it wasn't as irritating. Now. And then, um, for him right away, he just said, you know, it felt great. So he rated it about a nine out of 10. I asked him. He said it didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Just to let you know, listeners, I'm a, I'm a blusher. So sometimes, and it's weird that I'm doing this show. I don't know why. And that I'm interested in sexuality. And, and education. But I am a blusher. And when it comes to my own personal stuff, I tend to blush. I think so do I. Don't I? I do. Shay, you come off as a home. What? She's, she's been having, she's been, you've been breasted. You've been blessed. Breasted? She's been breasted since like I've known her at like 12. Dude, I prayed. I had nothing. I'm not kidding. Forever. Yeah, well, your answers were prayer. I prayed and prayed and prayed. Your prayers were nothing all through junior high. I swear to God. I know. She had no boyfriend. Then all of a sudden? Yeah. No joke. I never dated in high school. But where we, where we grew up, where we grew up, I don't know, boys were, we went, okay, I don't even want to say who we went to school with. But anyways, I don't want you to identify who I am. But we went to school with someone who was famous and like hot and sexy. So, yeah. But anyways, was she on Maxim, huh? I think so. Last time I heard her humps, her humps were on. And she likes peas. Okay. But anyways, so these lifestyle skins. And closest thing to wearing nothing. We're really good. I still have a couple more. Excited about using them again. Nine out of 10 on the male rating. For me, I guess a nine out of 10. And I had a really great experience. Is the material considered to be as strong as latex? Like, is there any fear of breaking? I haven't. You know what? We haven't even went over this in class. I'm, you know, my, where I'm working. I haven't even went over this topic. But you had no problems with it in your... Well, because in my relationship where we've been tested. No, I'm just talking about the context. The condom itself was sturdy. Oh, you mean breaking? No, there was no breakage. Oh, okay. It felt fairly thick. It didn't feel really that thin. I'm a kind of, so after this pack is done, I'm curious to buying the lambskin ones. See if those are thinner. Are you using any other type of birth control with that? Or just that? Just that. But I know when I ovulate. So, ladies, if you want, if you are, if we have any callers and you want to know when you ovulate, give us a call here at the Skid Row Studios. And maybe we'll help you with some, a little ovulation information. And call us at 1-800-893-9562. Oh, okay. You memorized that. No, I didn't. These things also, the only thing is they were like seven bucks. For the three? Yeah. Also the same thing as a female condom. But easier to use. But you could get the other ones for free. Okay. Anyways, next to subject. Okay? Because we got to move on. Right now, month, April? April. The month of April. Is get yourself tested month. So I guess if you watch MTV or if you even have MTV, there's commercials about get yourself tested month. So it's just to address to the public that you should get yourself tested for any kind of STDs. Most common things to test for are gonorrhea and chlamydia. They test through the urine. And HIV and syphilis is through blood. Syphilis is the one that people kind of cry about just because of the blood testing, pulling the blood from the arm. Yeah, there's a lot of squeamers out there. There's a lot of people who want to squeam. But, you know. Simple little blood draw. But, yeah. But, I mean, at least if you do the urine test, that's cool with gonorrhea and chlamydia because chlamydia is the most frequently reported bacterial, sexually transmitted infection in the United States. About three million Americans are affected each year. That's a lot of people. And you know how many people are in Los Angeles? Lots and lots. Yeah. So there's a lot of people with chlamydia. Chlamydia. But it's treatable. But the thing is, if you don't treat and you have it, you could cause other things like, first of all, it's kind of a silent disease. So not everybody has symptoms. But if they do, they might have some discharge and burning with urinating. And if it's left untreated, women could get like lower back pain and lower abdominal pain. Also, chlamydia, people could get it in the eye. So you got to be careful. I've heard that. Yeah, when you think people have pink eye. One, if you think they have pink eye, stay away. Because. Yeah. That's catchable. But you could get chlamydia in the eye or you could get herpes in the eye. Because I didn't know my coworker that I sat next to before. I go, oh, you have pink eye. And she said, well, no, I got herpes. She said, I don't know how I got it. And I think just from work. You've heard that before. I know. She's like, no. I would disagree with you, yeah. No, she said she had some herpes in her eye and it was in her left. Think about it. If you could get herpes on your mouth, you could get it in your eyeballs. So, yeah. So there's the easily treated. Get that. And then the gonorrhea thing, it could be mistaken for bladder, vaginal infection. And yeah, it could cause infertility. So if you think about having kids, you should get tested. So yeah, get yourself tested once. Condoms are a good way to help prevent that. So simple and easy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was going to give you numbers. Okay. So again, if you are going to get treated and if we're provoking your interest in doing that, you can. If you're in the Los Angeles area, you could call Planned Parenthood Los Angeles. This is their appointment line. Real easy. They'll help you out and find out where you live closest to. Their number is 888-633-0433. Or, you know, try plannedparenthood.org. If you live somewhere else out of a different state and you punch up, you know, find a clinic and you just punch up your zip code, that's plannedparenthood.org. There's another organization called the STI Hotline. You know, I don't know if they do any other kind of services. They're like 800-227-8922. And, um, what was I going to say about that? Oh, yeah. There's this program for California. It's called Family PACT. So if you're low income. That sounds familiar. I've heard that. Yeah. If you don't have any insurance and you're of low income, this program called Family PACT, it covers the cost of STD testing, treatment, pap smears, yeast inflammation. Infection UTIs for women and birth control, especially birth control. It covers the cost of that. So, I mean, there's no reason to not get tested unless you're too busy. But if, come on. I don't know. Anyways. Everyone's different. I don't know. On the getting tested? Yeah. But it's a good thing. It's a cute thing people should do. It's cute. It's cute. It's a cute thing to say, like, this is plus points for men. Women would love that, right? I've heard that. They're like, he's so sweet and responsible. He said, let's go get tested together. Haven't you heard girls that say that? I have not heard that. Oh, I've heard girls that say that. Really? Yeah. Because they think that the guy they're hooking up with is, you know, sensitive to that kind of stuff because it's, you know, don't you think it's that hot? No, I agree. But I have not heard that, though. They don't want to address that. Yeah, I've heard it. Like, so if a guy will say, let's get tested together. I mean, I guess you could take it as. What? He doesn't take it as a test. Yeah. But he doesn't trust you. Yeah, right. Yo ho. Let's see if you're clean before we do anything else. Oh, dude. Right? Oh, my gosh. You could take it that way. Look at him. There was this man that before he was like, sounded like Woody Allen. And he was older and he was like, I don't. He was trying to book an appointment for his girlfriend. I just want her to get tested. I want her to get tested for HIV. We need to speak to her to book an appointment. Well, she's not here right now. And he was like insistent on her getting in there today. So he could do it. Right. So he could do it. But and he said she has to book her own appointment. And then he's like, OK, well, how about I book an appointment? And then she calls and cancels. I'm all we have to be next to each other if that's the case. So that was his whole little span. So it goes fine. So I'm going to book an appointment. So he booked an appointment to get tested, whether it was that day or that next day for HIV STD testing. And then and sure enough, I answered the phone when he called back like an hour later. What the I don't know what the surprise that I call. I answered the phone. He calls back and he's like, hey, I want to make a cancellation. I knew it was him because I'm like Woody Allen. And and then he passed the phone over to her. So he goes, I want to cancel my appointment. He canceled it. He's now my girlfriend wants to make an appointment. So she saved the spot. Yeah, he saved the spot because he didn't care that he got tested. He wanted her to get tested. And again, you guys got to do. And that dude was an older male because, you know, I kind of knew that his age was older and the girl was super young. And it was just it was funny that he was just like, I don't care about me. I want to make sure she don't have it. So OK, but blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Exactly. I'm blanking out for a second. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, numbers. OK, I want to do a shout out to Ray. Remember we had that caller last week. Did you keep his number? His address? OK, I want to apologize to Ray, the caller that called two weeks ago. If you're listening, that's great. I have not found my copy of One Night in Paris yet. Why? Because I hit the poor. It was a porn and I hit it and I hit it for myself and I can't find the copy. So I will continue to look for the copy of One Night in Paris so we could send it out to you. We still have your address. If we don't find it, we'll send you a video to something else. I love how you hit it. You hit it from your own eyes. I hit it. Yeah, because I was like, I can't. I can't have porn like visible to everybody. It's not even like porn. It's a famous movie. It's a famous movie. One Night in Paris. I think it's on because the AFI is top or something. OK, so I'm going to play this song because we were talking about porn and me watching porn and who I'm blushing. I used to I was telling you that my first experience with porn was the Duran Duran Girls on Film video because I loved Duran Duran when I was younger. And I don't know why. And I just thought it was great watching that video and those English whores. So I'm kidding. They're not whores. They were just models that were naked on screen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, producer. So, can you hear me? So, if I hit play on my, I have a YouTube thing up. It's going to play? Okay, cool. All right, people, listen to this. Okay, so this is the Duran Duran Girls on Film 1979 with the singer Andy Wicke. It was before Simon LeBone. It was before Simon LeBone. It was before Simon LeBone. It was before Simon LeBone. He does this. It was before Simon LeBone. It was before Simon LeBone. It was before Simon LeBone. Hey, we're back. Hey, we're back. Hello, this is Sexy Time Talk with Nurse Tab. Tabby Cat and Zha Zhalou. That's me because I decided to have that as my name today. I love reading your name. Okay, so. So, tell us. Wait, wait, wait. I want to know why you hid your little. You need to tell me more. Tell me about. What did I hide? Why you hid your little movie? Oh, the Paris and Hilton? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the One Night in Paris? Yeah. Oh, because. I didn't like the picture of her. She was in the front. It was in black and white photocopy and it had a picture of her like on a pole. On a pole? Well, you know, she was trying to do her little fake pole dancing. And to me, it's a white girl with blonde hair trying to be like, I have a pole. I know how to pole dance. So, I don't know. That was the thing. And I hid it. But I don't know where I hid it. And I can't remember. And it's not where all the DVDs are. And it's not. I thought I would put it in a drawer. And then I thought I put it under something. So, I can't find it. You did. Really? And it's not in the case either. So, it's in the paper. Like a sleeve? No. If the paper was folded. Uh-huh. And the DVD's in there. Shut up. And besides, Ray, when I do find it, I have to make a copy. So, because. You're not even going to get the original? No. I could give them. I'll give you the original burnt copy that I bought in Ecuador. That you bought in Ecuador? Yeah. I got it in Ecuador. How the hell am I going to find that in the U.S.? They have it all over. For a dollar? Oh, no. Not for a dollar. That's a bargain. I don't know. Ecuador is kind of crazy. Because you're not. They had stores. Like video stores. Movie stores. Uh-huh. It was a store. But all the videos there or CDs there would be burned copies. So, you're looking on the wall. And you're looking at the pictures. And you're like, oh. You know, like when you go to the blockbuster. And you went, oh, I want this one. I want this one. But they're all burned copies. So, someone just downloads them off the freaking internet. Burns it themselves. Yeah. And they're all dollars. What a good idea. No. But what's funny is over here. Yeah. It's illegal. Yeah. And so, if you do see people once in a while. They're in their little. In their shopping carts. Or in their little thing. And they're all like. You want a DVD? But there is a store. It's like actually a door. And a store. And a shop girl. And a attendant. And a cash register. Wow. So. And there's a lot of stores. It's funny. I guess the U.S. doesn't give. I mean, not the U.S. I guess Ecuador doesn't care about our. Copyright. Rules. Our rules. Yeah. And DVDs. And I don't know why I took part of it. That was the only video I got. I promise. I know. How'd you end up in that store? I don't know. Because they're all over the place. So you just had to check it out then? No, no. It wasn't a dirty movie store. It was. Oh. I thought. Okay, okay. That's what I am thinking. No, no. It was everything. They had music videos. No, no. They had like Madonna. No. It was a rip of everything. Okay, okay. I got House Bunny. House Bunny is funny. I'm thinking it was just strictly porn. Okay. No, no, no. It had modern hits. Anyways. We were going to talk about erotica movies and whatnot. But let's just talk about it next week. If you have a movie review, whatever. Or we can watch some and recap those next week. And why are we more comfortable with like erotica versus straight hardcore porn? Yeah. Why don't you talk for a second? Tell me some dirty story. Dirty story? Weren't you talking to me? You wanted to talk about queefs? Tell me about queefs. No, I'm just going to talk about like any unusual mishaps, crazy stuff that's happened during sex. Like what happens? Like are you? How do you react with it? Do you just let it flow? Do you just laugh it off? Uh-huh. No, you. I was asking you. No, talk to the audience. Talk to the listeners. I'm trying to read an email from a very important representative. Okay, queef. Okay. Have you? That's what I'm asking. Have I ever queefed? Yes. Yeah. And then how did you react to it? Listeners, have you ever queefed? Please call us in. The first. Well, I'll get you. If we have a listener and you call in or if you're a boy because you're the only one that listened after piñata hour. First person to call gets a whoopee cushion. I'll go and find you. When I find a whoopee cushion, I'll send it in. I'll give it to you or something. You could be a guest and tell me about your queef. But I'm just talking about like level of comfort and like, you know. Oh, yeah. He's so cute. I love my love. But I don't address. I don't address it. Oh, you know, actually, sometimes I'm like, it's your fault. First time. Like what happens? You say it's your fault. I've done that one, too. It's so vague. It's your fault. Look what you did to me. I hear. I think those people are laughing at us. I thought you were laughing. Hey, have you ever experienced a queef? Never. What's that? Explain. You don't know what a queef is? Oh, she's saying that. She's saying that with a stoner smile. Really? You don't know what a queef is? I'm trying to get you to explain what it is. Oh, OK. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm blushing at this time. But actually, you're getting better. You were actually you define queef since you wanted to talk about this subject. Tell me what a queef is. It's a vaginal expelling of air while having sexual intercourse. Is that technical enough for you? OK, yes. Basically, it sounds like a fart, but it's coming from your vagina. Vag. Yeah. It's the passing of air from your vagina. Vagina. From your vagina. Yes. Yes. Yes. Do you care? Producer? I'm just wondering if guys even care. Do you care when your woman queefs? It probably doesn't even matter. Since we haven't had a caller, we need a male perspective. I don't think. You know, I think a guy's happy. I'm going to be honest. Where do you want? If I'm having. No. If I'm having sex. I don't think so. And that happens. She gets all embarrassed. You don't care. No, I don't give a shit. Exactly. It's that kind of sound. It's annoying. It's actually annoying when she gets embarrassed. And like. oh and it's like no I'm having sex like don't worry about it let's keep keep that going aww that's what I kind of thought guys like in the in the moment you know what I mean like this with the blinders on and then we're like ah don't do that no it's ah my hair's in the way and you know we'll complain or whatever well thank you for that that was very important perspective because I don't want people to think this show is about queefs and farts and what's that called dick and fart jokes I don't know you never heard of dick and fart jokes a dick and fart joke no well you know that's like you know those certain movies and you call them all it's nothing but dick and fart jokes gotcha gotcha we're gonna be like cutting queef jokes it's not only about that but we can talk about that yeah but yes queefs can be a dilemma for women and they're with a new partner and I think that's where it falls if it's a new person first time and it's the first time you made that noise or he made that noise but a queef is definitely far better than a quaff than a than a quaff yeah than an actual pedo yeah I'd queef anytime but no I mean it's you know it happens I knew someone who actually did that on her honeymoon where she did actually rip one she was right in the way you're married now you're married you mean she cut one yeah you mean cheese no I'm not talking about myself no no no she cut the cheese not a queef cut the cheese they had a like heavy meal and she's trying to get away he wanted to get it on already you know guys they don't care like we want to do it no matter what the girl's like hold on I need to like you know I need to like digest my food and she's crawling away laughing on the bed like on all fours trying to get away and he runs from behind gets her from behind so squeezes he's like on his knees too you know squeezes her belly to catch her and he farts she farts right into his mouth and it was on their honeymoon on their honeymoon aww it's so sweet aww till death do us part excited not well that's rude that's love they're still married no actually I try not to you try not to fart I try not to fart I go to a restroom what do you do dude we produce at least a liter a liter and a half a day no the only time I do it in public is when I dude I'm sorry is what is when I'm in like a bookstore shut up it's the worst place to do it it's like quiet there's no air flow but I feel comfortable in a bookstore no my body feels comfortable oh my god so I'm like well looking at magazines I haven't been to a bookstore in a long time you know no wonder no no I just haven't had a gone to a bookstore you're all going out of business but you know when yeah but when Barnes and Nobles and whatever I first experienced this when I was 14 I would just be in looking about books about Duran Duran music books I'm like I'm gonna look for Duran Duran music books and yeah sure enough but I'm good because usually the bookstores are empty it's the daytime and I'm in my own little private spot but if I do rip one then I just kind of walk over to the to the left the opposite direction I just like hopefully the smell's gone by the time that person walked over I had another friend who ripped still go to a bookstore with me okay she rips one in the freaking aisle at the pharmacy and then also the person the stock person comes right next to her and starts stalking her face just turns red she's like she can't go anywhere she has to finish stalking we're supposed to be talking about relationships how do you yes on your honeymoon fine okay okay back to this other subject because we only got a little bit more time here but this is a Skid Row Studios sexy time talk it's supposed to be relationship related sexy time related STD time related give us a call if you're interested from 9 to 10 on Wednesday nights and I'm I'm Zsa Zsa Lu and this is Tabby Lu I'm Tabby Lu good to know next I think maybe next week we're gonna start having a a guest she's emerging and family therapist she's saying she wants to come and hang out first watch us do our thing and you know experience but I think once she's here she's gonna totally wanna she just needs to talk once she's here she's gonna totally put on the headphones on right yeah but so if you're interested in talking to a marriage and family therapist counselor you know give a listen we'll give you a heads up via Facebook when she does come in for sure cool cool what's her name again we don't know what her name is yet you don't know her name is gotcha her secret name is yeah I don't know I don't want to disclose her real name yet okay okay I learned a few things this past week and here's our cochina thought of the moment nice okay so birth control contraceptive what's your form of birth control people might say pill patch ring shot depo whatever so there was this I guess there was this panel of people this is a story I heard there was a panel of people you know including big big staff people like vice presidents whatever of this company and you know how sometimes when you're in large groups everybody stand up tell us your name and tell us something about yourself or tell us what your favorite food is I've been to little groups like that what's your favorite food and I'm like pie well you know what I mean like you care yeah but the thing was so at this group particular group everybody was like okay say us your name and give us a type of the birth control that you're on so one cochina we'll just okay maybe she wasn't a cochina but what do you think she said as a form of her birth control I think you already know because you sneaked at my notes so producer what do you think she said as her form of birth control was because I've been totally clueless producer I don't know I heard maybe like after they have sex she just concentrates really hard and then she's like hopes that she's not pregnant but it can't be something like she jumped on the bed yeah or douche or something like that that's totally wrong right right well damn this would have been one of you million callers hurry call in the next five seconds you'll win a hundred dollars one two three four five okay so you didn't win well this girl said I swallow nice wow but the thing was she didn't say it as a joke apparently she said it as a truthful honest she said I swallow and pass the mic to the next person and I was like in shock how old was this person well she must have been over 18 because she was working in this this facility I'm sure she was older than that so how does that happen oh exactly right this thought in my head like I said you're I said you're kidding so the person telling us the story you know she was supposed to be a new employee and she said this in front of the people that were vice presidents and whatnot and no wait she I missed that part she was an employee she was a new employee that's what the story is so you're hearing it word of like mouth to mouth right sorry about that well she was a new employee and it was a conference and it was like hi state your name and the type of birth control you use and she just said I'm so and so I swallow and pass the mic over yeah so she was an adult but apparently she didn't last at that job she got fired for some other reasons I hope not but they were saying that was the kind of person you were so the the our person who was telling us this story I go no just like you're like no shut up and this girl that I talked to who's know it all she's like yeah all these cochinas do that she said after the guy I've never heard that he pulls out and comes in her mouth and I was like you're kidding that there's women that do that and she they swallow so I don't know so technically though then it's the pull out method yeah but it's not a form of birth control but they're thinking and their mentality is like well I'm not gonna get pregnant right but still like I don't know just to do that all the time is your form hey how can I get pregnant if it's in my tummy you know you're gonna have a big brown baby oh shit you got eight seconds you're gonna have a big brown baby okay sexy time talk thank you for listening please call again or come again at nine to ten after piñata hour next week we'll see you next week take it easy and tabaloo . This is Myple Center. This is Novice Nancy. And you're listening to The Love Bite. And that's at skidrowstudios.com. And you can call in at 800-893-9562. That's 800-893-9562. That made me miss her so much. Hello. So this is Novice Nancy. And Myple Center couldn't be here tonight because she's been a little bit under the weather. So we're going to be doing a little bit of a walk. So we're going to be doing a little bit of a walk. It turns out that domly doms get sick too. They do. They are vulnerable. But I have a guest here with me. And she's just all smilesy. Would you like to introduce yourself? Well, hello, all you naughty boys and girls out there in internet land. This is Lady Isadora. She, okay. So she's totally like one of the cool kids. So when I met Myple Center, I also met Lady Isadora around that time. Yes, right around that time. Yes. Yes. And they were just, they were just the two cool kids off in the corner, you know, talking shit about everybody else. We like to talk smack. Yeah. Yeah. They were just, they were like those high school kids that hang out behind the auditorium. Yeah. Yeah. And smoke questionable substances. That sounds really nice. I would like some of that right now. Thank you. Oh. No, thank you. That can happen. Skid Row is a full service studio. It seems to be. Minus the alcohol. Thank you. Oh, man. So as I was telling you, had quite a weekend. Yes. Tell us all about GRU. Oh, GRU. The extravaganza of unconferences. So this thing, as our listeners know, they've been listening the past couple of episodes. And for those who haven't. And for those who haven't. Yes. It's an unconference. As in there's no agenda. You just go. And everybody just has all these different things. All this different kind of expertise to offer. And pretty much everyone learns from each other. And I gotta tell you, me and this might forward, we were kind of, we were a little worried. And I mean, that's not a lot for her because she's not, you know, she's not a fan of like outlines and shit. I am. She's not. And it was, it was just kind of weird. But, but we went and we met a lot of wonderful people. And they just, man, I mean, there was, there was people who are local that we've, we'd never even seen before. People came out of the closet, didn't they? Well, no. And there was someone there that had never, ever played publicly. Had never even gone to a dungeon and had, and just played privately for years. And so that was, that was different. And I mean, there was people who, who usually go to other, other dungeons that, that she and I don't go to very regularly. It just, just people. And it was, it ended up just being, God damn, it was fucking awesome. I mean, she, she taught a class on caning and I was her demo bottom. I've never demo bottomed for her. Did you demo naked? What, what did you, of course you did, right? No, no, no, no, I didn't. I just pulled down. Well, actually, no, I didn't pull down my underwear. She pulled it up a crack. She pulled it up a crack. That's one way of doing it. Yeah, yeah. It gives you something to hold on to. She's been kind of nice about it. But she, so she just lifted up my skirt and, and she just went at it like that. But I, you know, that was new. How dainty. It was very, how restrained. Yes. But it was like, it was like a nice kind of objectification that I never get, you know? It was nice. So that happened. And there was, there was other classes that were also offered, but I think the one that was kind of the highlight was, was the, how to receive a blowjob gracefully. And, wait, that's not just rolling your head, eyes back into your head and grunting because that seems to be the normal. No, no. Turns out there's some fucking etiquette to it. I mean, who knew, who knew, who knew that it is not about, you know, face fucking someone unless of course that's what they like and that's what you've negotiated and whatnot. But it was one of, it was a class that I sort of, I mean, I don't even know what other fucking class is going on. At the same time because everybody was there and it's just, and I think we were all just waiting for him to kind of just like gasp in pleasure because he was talking the whole time as someone was sucking on his cock. How restrained. It was amazing. It was awesome. And this guy, so great answer is just, you got to look him up on the Twitter. God damn, this guy is so great. Very rarely, do I meet someone and I just right off the bat, do I take to them, especially if they're a dude because I'm just really weird.