Comedians Sarai and Rubio battle in beatbox and rap

Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you No you can't, yes I can No you can't, yes I can Anything you can be I can be greater Sooner or later I'm greater than you No you're not, yes I am No you're not, yes I am No you're not, yes I am, yes I am Alright guys welcome to Battle of the Sexes round three I'm your main host today, Nikki Bernal, with my co-host, Dave Swan. Say hi, Dave. Hi. We're really excited about today. We have a lot of stuff going on. We have two very special guests with us today. Very amazing comics. Give it up, first of all, for Sarai. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. Hello. We have one of my favorite comics as well over here on this side for the guys. Give it up for the guys. Give it up for Chris Rubio. Yeah. She says that every week, Chris. Yeah, I know. No, I don't. I didn't get the favorite. I don't know. You are one of my favorite females, and he's one of my favorite guys. You guys are very creative with your comedy. We're going to get into that. How are you guys doing, first of all? I'm good. I'm just so happy to be here. I was like, ladies first. He's a gentleman, all right? I'm a gentleman. Thank you. I'm so happy to be here. I appreciate you having me, Nikki, Dave. It's a great exposure. Great to be here. It's a fun show. We're going to have some fun today. We're going to get into all that. Chris, you're not going to be a gentleman during these battles, though. I don't know. I will, you know. I think, okay, all right, fine. I won't be a gentleman. Atta boy. Atta boy. Atta boy. However, I didn't know what to expect here, because it's my first time at Skid Row Studios. Oh, really? Just the name itself. I was like, I was a little sketchy about it, you know, but then as soon as I found out it was a building, I'm like, yes. I don't think that's the first time that's ever been said, so don't worry. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, yeah, we're going down Skid Row Studios. I'm like, wait, why would you want to do a show at Skid Row Studios? Literally, when I was pitching him the show, I was like, no, I promise. I used to do Rick Esqueda's radio with him here. Which doesn't help either. I know. He's like, really? Rick's show? Come on. No, I'm just kidding. We love you, Rick Esqueda. We love you. Is Rick still doing a show? No. We had to cut it out, because Rick had a baby. Yay. Yay. Ricky baby. Yay. It's quite a baby. He showed what it was to be a responsible man. It's quite a baby. It's quite a baby. Well, before we get into these channels. Today, we want to give our listeners a little background on each of you. And plus, so you guys get to know each other, so you can do some good disses back and forth. I mean. Oh, so it's like that. It's getting heated. It's like that. It's got to get heated. All right. All right. So first, we're going to start off with my girl, Sarai. You are from originally from Houston, Texas, right? Houston, Texas. Born and raised. H-town. From the south. Damn. You know, and as Texans, we don't really say we're actually from the U.S. We think Texas is our own country. We're from Texas. Don't put the sound effects. No. Yeah. I'm from Houston, Texas. Born and raised. Went to New York for a little bit. Loved it out there. Loved the cultures and stuff like that going on. And then came to L.A. Houston, Texas. I lived in Houston for four years. I used to work for NASA at Johnson Space Center. I know. Why is she doing comedy? It's like you had bills to pay and a salary. That was a good job. That was a big kid's job. You had a big kid job, too. And we're going to talk about that, too. But first of all, how did you handle the humidity in Houston? I couldn't handle it. I couldn't. Ponytails. A lot of ponytails. A lot of gel. Right. Because the hair. The guys are looking like. What? What are you talking about? We ethnic. Yeah. The hair. When you. The humidity. You go. You first have it. It's nice and straight. Or however you have it. It's nice and calm. Then you go outside and it's like a fro. It's like poof. Poof. That's the sound effect for it. It's automatic. That's what it is. Yeah. Immediately. When you hear that poof noise. Uh oh. Some girl went outside. Uh oh. Someone went outside. She must live in Houston. Yeah. She must. There you go. I used to tell people it was the only city I had ever lived in where you couldn't even be in a hurry to get to your car in the morning because you would sweat through your clothes. Like literally. So Arizona is more like dry heat. Yeah. As opposed to. Same with LA. Then. Okay. As a Filipino guy. Uh. It's all about humidity in the Philippines. It's like. Our skin needs it. Our skin needs it. Just kidding. Yeah. But it's like disgusting. Really? That's how the Midwest is. It's like really humid. Same with Florida. You can just cut straight through it. Now at what point did you. Because I know you have a full name. Your stage name. Is Sarai. Uh huh. What's. What's. Do you mind giving your full name? No. It's fine. Um. I. I've just paid my warrants. So. Yes. There's no one looking for me. So I can give you my full government name. No. It's uh. Venise Sarai. I'm named. That's such a pretty name. Thank you. I'm named Venise after my father. Varice. Oh that's cool. I shouldn't say that. Maybe he has warrants out for him. But. No. Sharice. But yeah. So I actually dropped my uh. First name to go with my last name to pay homage to my dad. That's so sweet. As a girl. You know. My children won't have the last name. So I say. Well I want to make Sarai popular. I want to make Sarai great. That's awesome. Yeah. You just carrying on the tradition. Carrying on the name. That's what I'm trying to do. I think it's a good uh. Gimmick for NBC. I don't know. Yeah. No totally. So. One word. You guys are good. One word. Totally good. Thank you. But you had a big girl job in Houston, Texas too. You worked for Mediasource. Yes I did. I have one of those lives where it's declining. Like. I started off. I had so much ambition. I was 18. I was in college. I was the only intern out of 30 interns to get this job where I had to put on this actual TV show for a public broadcasting channel. Like I had to edit it. Direct it. Produce it. And then I went on and I went to VH1BT in New York. And then I came to LA. And I'm doing this. Nice. I'm with you guys right now. That's not a decline though. Because everything you learn from those experiences is better and more useful here in LA to begin with. That's how you justify it. There you go. That's what I need to say to myself. Right. No. I'm serious. Because people in Houston have kind of like this weird connotation that you go to Houston to rap. Like to make it in like rapping and hip hop. But there's a lot of broadcast and media productions there that have a lot of knowledge to give young interns like you. You're right. You're right. So after you worked for Mediasource, what was the next step? After Houston Mediasource, I had like a night job. Now the night job, I was usually downtown. Or like a little skirt. You know, it was a night job. Maybe mostly from tips. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And guys are usually. Drive by. And. Are you serious? No, I'm just joking. That sounds like. She's hungry. They would drive by. Pull over. They would drive by. Roll the window down. You know, ask me how much it costs. No. You know, I actually from Houston Mediasource, I did like four of the internships. I did PBS, ABC. I was trying to sweeten my resume some. I got like. I did this job where I was associate. Associate. Associate producer. Associate producer. That's why I don't have the good job anymore either because I can't talk. I can't say big words. But yeah, I was associate producer for PBS. Then I went to New York and started off as an internship actually. And it just turned into a career. You come to LA spitting out those credits. People bow down to you. Oh, thank you. I've worked for PBS and CBS and one media source. NBC. It was like I was going to be on Reading Rainbow, but you know, I went the other route. You know, I woke up one day and I was like, man, I want to do stand up. I want to make people laugh. And I don't want to live my life with regrets. And I was like, I could keep the comfortable job. You know, somewhere in Times Square or I can go to LA, try it out, fail and get back up again. That's awesome, though, because you actually hit that point where you had an epiphany and you're like, I want more. Were you always like the funny kid in your family? Did you always joke around? I would say I was the jokester a little. Like in my class, I used to always be, you know, I used to make grades and stuff. But in class, when there was a big old ruckus or everybody started laughing, they would kind of look at me. It's like, did Sarai do something? You know, like she must have done something. And I'm sitting there like, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, like quiet. You know what I mean? But I was always like, you know, making everybody laugh here and there. But at the same time, you know, I would still do my work. Well, that's good. You got it. You had a business mind, but you were still like the little clown in the background. So then at what point from Houston did you move to New York? I graduated. And that's like, Houston is too small for me. It's too small of a platform. That's too small? Yeah, Houston was like, as far as entertainment and media, I was like, uh-uh. Like, it's not going to work. There's a ceiling. It's a ceiling. There you go. Lil Wayne said, no ceilings. I was like, okay, Lil Wayne. Thank you so much. Praise Lil Wayne. I get it. No. So I went to New York. And I was there, like I said, as an intern. It started off between an internship with MTV and BET at the moment. And I was like, okay, whichever one I get, I'll go for it. It just happened that ABC, or I'm sorry, MTV was in LA and New York was the BET. And I went to the final round for LA, but I didn't make it. And then I said, okay, well, I'll go to New York. This is so cool. I want to be the type of person that doesn't name. Drop celebrities. I name drop production companies. It took some time to get there. I want to be able to be like, man, I worked for BET, but that ain't going to happen. I know. It's a bunch of three-letter words. I know. All these acronyms. But you had a big project before you moved to New York. Weren't you working on a sketch group in Houston called LOL? Oh, yeah. That was back when I was a Houston media source. I had my own sketch TV show there. And like I said, I was like one of the only interns that actually made it through. Because what happened was they were like, there's no directors. There's no producers. There's no editors. Just go out there and make it happen. If you bring it back to us, we like it. We'll put it on air. Wow. That's what it was. So I was like spending days trying to edit. I had to teach myself how to edit. Just a whole bunch of craziness in directing, producing. So now when I'm out here and I'm kind of doing a sketch web series, it's not as hard. Because, you know, now you have the grip. You know everything. Yeah. You have all these people to help you out. And it's like, where were these people when I was in Houston? That's like tough love parenting. Childbirth. Yeah, pretty much. Your parents just stick you out there. They're like, go. Go find a job. We're not going to tell you how to do it. But come back and let us know. And then we'll tell you if the job's cool or not. You're 18. Get out the house. That's so cool. So they basically just give you all the equipment, all the resources you need. And say, hey, here's free reign on everything that can make it in this career. Learn how to do it yourself. Pretty much. I mean, we had all the best equipment. But we had no one to hold it. I had like my brother. He was up there holding the camera, shaking. I'm like, you know. Even on camera. Like, why are you nervous? I'm the one on camera. He's like shaking. I had some other friends. I don't want to screw it up for my sister. I don't want to screw it up. There you go. She may be famous one day, right? You backhand him. You'd be like, come on. Get that camera straight. Yeah, I had friends. They were guests on my show. Because I ended up doing two shows there. I was like, hey, you know, let's just come here. Let me interview you. And we're talking about, we had one show called College Chat. And we're just talking about whatever happened on campus. It was interesting, yeah. And the sketch comedy one was just sketches. Just random. Just random comedic sketches. But that's awesome. Because they want to see your drive to go do it. They want to see that you can take the reins and not have to be told what to do. Because a lot of that is in L.A. Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure, we'll call it that. I think they were lazy, low budget. And it's like, ah, if they want to be famous, let them work for it. But then, so you have all this knowledge, all this background. You moved to New York. And you worked with some pretty significant groups in New York. New York, you worked with New York Improv. Yeah, I did. Those are a few things. We're in New York. I did like award shows here and there. And I was, you know, working on those. And that's crazy to see the other life, you know, the other side of things. I was kind of blessed to be around a lot of people who I admired and wanted to be like them. And when you're around such greatness, it almost influences you to push harder. To be better. Yeah, because, you know, for instance, Dave, let's say 10 years from now. And you're like this big, you're Dave. Like right now you're Dave. But you're going to be Dave one day, you know. And then I talk to you and I'm like, oh, Dave is a regular guy. You know, I like Dave. How do you say Ruby? Oh. You're deeper. You Rubio, but you still Rubio. Rubio. Rubio. You Rubio. That's when Chris drops the first name. He's just like, I'm going by Rubio now, guys. Because you can't just be Chris. You got to be Rubio. Yeah. That's when the lady's hot. Yeah. Rubio. Do you get that a lot? I get that a lot. Or Rubio's Baja Grill is one of those two. I don't know the second one. Was Rubio? You've never been to Rubio's Baja Grill? Oh, he's a Qdoba guy. What was that? Well, there's also. There's all sorts of other ones. Like, I don't know what Rubio's is. They all Mexican burrito places trying to bite off me. Sounds like Baja Fresh pretty much. My mama would smack them all. I'm serious. They were like, Nikki, you got to try Chipotle. You got to try Freebirds. You got to try Qdoba. I'm like, these are all whitewashed versions of burritos. They're just like puns on my life. And they taste delicious. They're edible versions of Nikki. Come on. There you go. Yeah. That's the way of looking at it. So you hosted for BET, like red carpet. I did some correspondent work. Yeah. You actually make me feel better about my life. I haven't done anything. I forgot about all this. I got a radio show later, but that's about it. But yeah, I forgot about that. You know, it's almost like I don't want to see it as a fall from grace, but I guess it was humbling back in those times doing all those things. And then, you know, starting kind of like fresh a little bit, you know, starting off with stand up comedy. And it's a whole different type of hustle. But that's the way it should be, though, because when you move to L.A., you want credits. You want things under your belt that are significant. So people take you seriously. Oops. Da ha ha. Dave's like, I'm going so backwards on this. No, every time we have a guest and I end up learning new things about them and you realize how fortunate you are to even share the stage with certain people like you and with Chris, because Chris has done a lot of significant work, too. But it makes you it makes me feel humbled being able to share the stage with such talented people that have all these great backgrounds. And that's the point of shows like this. So people get to learn your deafness. I know. Right. So it's just not the chick at the open mics, huh? She doesn't just do the open mic. So so what's with this this sketch web series? Because you turn the sketch into a web series. Yeah. Well, I plan out my life. Maybe like 20 years later when they do my story, it'll be like, oh, OK. So when I had the idea to do the web series, I nostalgically named it LOL. After the first web series, it took me, you know, a lot of sweat and a lot of craziness to make and produce. Right. And I just said, OK, I'm gonna shoot some sketches. And then everybody was like, well, make it, you know, that's a web series. Like, what's a web series? And you're like, just put web series on it and try to, you know, try to push it. I was like, sure. Well, it's a web series. So it was just the same thing I did for, you know, you know, Houston Media Source. So now I put it under the guise of web series. And I ended up submitting it to like a few couple of festivals. And it was like two for two. They picked it up. Oh, nice. Two for two. And ladies, listen to this because she's a trendsetter. She was using LOL before it was popular in texting for her web series. My grandmother thought it meant lots of love. I was like, LOL, grandma. She's like, I love you too, baby. Lots of love back to you, baby, now. Or the mom's big WTF is, well, that's fantastic. There you go. You got to teach them. Just a reminder to any listeners that have any questions for Chris or Sarai, you can call in live. This is a live show. You can watch it on video stream, actually, at skidrowstudios.com. And you can even call in and chime in at 1-800-893-957. 6-2. Took a second on that one, didn't it? I have problems reading, okay? I was like, is she trying to remember? I know. Rubio was like, damn, Nikki's religious. She's giving it up to God. Look it up. I was like, why is she looking so weird? She's like, oh, she's rolling those head back in. Her eyes are rolling back in the back of her head like a demonic possession just to get a number. Getting the roller. I was just looking down. I'm like, all right. Oh, she's got it. He's like, one more number, Nikki. Come on. You got this. You got this. It's a teamwork show. All right. Now, this web series, though, became something significant because you were nominated for an award for this web series. Yeah, it got, you know, to my surprise, it got nominated Best Web Series. And I was like, what? You know, but yeah, it was great. And, you know, I guess in L.A. that means something. In L.A. and life in general, that means something. You get nominated for anything. I could be nominated for, like, for most congenial in high school and I would have taken it. Oh, yeah. That's cool. I don't know what that means. Oh, no, I'm saying I would have taken it. I was not nominated. Most congenial or anything. I would tap in stuff. You're not making beats yet, okay, Rubio? Don't be banging on the table. I haven't been banging on the table today. I know. Dave gets reprimanded. Looking at me all evil. Dave, as you can say, Dave is a very large, stocky, wide-eyed, white man. And he has a tendency to, like, boom, boom, boom, bang on tables. So now he's sitting like this. Which is amazing. He's so polite. Ladies. She reprimands me. We have a polite, very stocky, tall, white man right here. Yeah, very cute, too, ladies. Very cute. If you'd like a date with this polite, stocky man, I could try to remember the number again and say it and look up to God. Don't let Dave hug you. Oh, my hugs are... Your hugs are... Are warmth-giving. Now, tell... Rubio's like, I want to talk more about Dave's stockiness. And I'm like... Yeah. A little bromance action, huh? I can cook, too, buddy. You can cook, too? Wow. Do you like long walks in the park? I prefer the beach. He likes hockey. Yeah. He likes hockey and he likes hiking, too, ladies. Nice. Wow. And he's a very avid Pinterest user for recipes. Cool. And for you ladies wondering, his number's 818- 999. And get the other four later. Yeah. Call it, ladies. Date with Dave Swann. Social security number is 6... There you go. Rubio is married. Check it. I know. Rubio's married. You can't have him. You can't have him. And he's back off. Yes. But they both look good in red today. They both look good in red. Nice. I didn't even know. Rubio's cute, ladies. Rubio is cute. She called you Rubio. I said Rubio. What a B. No. I'm saying her. I said Rubio. She's just like, yeah, I'm thinking of Rubio, though, to be honest. I know. Those Filipinos, I'm like... Just kidding. They can roll their R's, too. Yeah, we can. All right. Well, this is a well series. Got a little hot for a second. So what's your... Hold on. What's your... There's no AC. Hold on. What's your ethnicity? Me? I am Mexican, Spanish, Native American, and Irish. Ooh. Okay, never mind. What did you think I was? I thought you were just pure... I thought you were just Mexican. Yeah. I thought you just crossed over. And here's the thing. I'm totally ignorant and think south of the border. So anything south of the border is Mexican to me. I was born on this side. I didn't have to cross. I will correct you because I'm Salvadorian. I know. I know. I've offended so many people. I agree with you. I've offended... Yeah. The whole... Hold on. Hold on. Let's not... From the phone. No, no, no. She just puts your ass in check. Okay. If people didn't know I was Filipino, I bet she would say I'm Chinese or something. I just say Asian. That way I don't... I'm actually really good at picking out Filipino and Asian. How can you tell the difference, Jenny? My dad would totally call you Chino, but... But what's the different look? Like, what's the look in the face that makes a difference? A little puffier in the face? The skin color, for sure. Okay. Because you can tan. A little tanner? Well, we look Mexican. That's what we're saying. You do look Mexican. Yeah, definitely. There's a lot of people who are Mexican that I think can be Filipino. But could you tell the difference between a Korean, a Chinese, and a Japanese? That I can't. That I can't. See? So do not blame me if I can't, you know, say you're Salvadorian. Totally the same, but... I'm like, you like tortillas? Okay, you're Mexican. No, I'm not. If I came over to your houses for dinner, then maybe I could tell the difference. I'm like, oh, he eats pho. Oh, he eats sushi. Okay. Yeah, I know. There you go. You eat sushi. Just have a dinner first. I love sushi. Rubio, quit making me hungry, damn it. So what was the theme of this web series? I still want to know because I haven't seen it yet. I need to check it out now that I know it's such a big thing. I'm sorry. I'm so ignorant. Well, it's LOL. That's the name of it. And it's just sketches. Like, for instance, one sketch was a Snoop Dogg GPS sketch. And I was just going through... But you talk about this in your set. Yeah. I love it. So I talk about a little bit of stand-up sometimes, and I just turn them into sketches. Stretches. So explain to them this joke because I love it so much. Oh, okay. You got to do a little bit of it. All right. All right. All right. Snoop Dogg. First of all, Snoop Dogg have a GPS system. I don't know if anybody know this. I don't know if anybody care about this. But Snoop Dogg have a GPS system. It's called voice scan. All right. And first of all, when you turn it on, it comes on and goes, Snoop. I was like, okay, this is going to be interesting, right? So I'm like, Crip walking out the car. Like, this is going to be interesting. This is going to be good, right? So I type in Starbucks. Enter. And I'm driving, okay? And all of a sudden, it's like, stay straight. Like a player do. It's like, make that right, Nizzle. Keep your pen pan strong. I was like, what? What? What kind of high-terrestrial thing is this stuff is spitting out? You know? And like at the end of the day, I end up at a Wii store. So I was just like, I don't want it anymore. I'm confused. This is a Snoop Dogg GPS. Yeah. Snoop Dogg GPS. I wish I had a Snoop Dogg voice or something. Yeah. I know. That would be awesome. I love that joke. Every time I hear it, I crack up laughing. Oh, thanks, Nikki. I really, really do. I admire you, too. I wish I could interview you and tell you how much I admire you. You could do it, right? You could interview Nikki right now. I want you to do it. So Nikki. Rubio just don't want to talk about himself. I am from New Mexico. We've talked about this. I'm the newer version of Mexican. So we cook, but we don't clean. Oh. Oh, snap. So what's next up for you? Like, what's coming up? What are you working on? Is there anything you want to promote? Right now, I'm at Second City. Okay. Which is an improv spot. That's so awesome. And I'm house manager there now. And I'm just planning on writing, creating more content. You know, I just want to get to the point where I'm talented. And I know that sounds weird, but I want to be talented. It makes sense. Like, when a position does come or when that opportunity comes again, because I realize when it comes, you've got to be ready, you know, for my past life. So when it hits, you know, they say, hey, we're looking for a writer. I'm like, okay, boop, I got writing. Say, hey, we're looking for a great improviser. Someone can think on their feet. I'm like, oh, well, I got this. You know, I'm looking for someone with a little production experience. Okay, well, you know, I'll get a camera. You know, I'll use the flip flow. You know, let me audition for you. You know what I mean? That's so awesome. So I just want to be talented. I want to get to the point where I know everything and I'm kind of becoming a master at my craft. And I feel like, you know, I'm optimistic once that. Go ahead. Oh, I was just saying, it sounds like you're already there. I know. You're doubting yourself so much. Yeah, I'm doing. Oh, man. And your wife is not here, right? No. The way I perceive it. She doesn't listen to this show, right? The way I perceive Sarai is you're that girl in the girl group that's like, oh, I got this. Like you that, I got this girl. You're the Beyonce. Yeah. Oh, thanks. But like the thing I've been like struggling with the most since we're like family now, it's like, you know, the branding, you know, because I want to be positive and I want to have this, you know, uplifting type of message. But you guys know sometimes in a stand-up game, it's like. Gotta get a little dirty. Gotta get your hands wet. Yeah, get your hands dirty. You know, sometimes the funniest comedy comes from like the dead parts in yourself. Yeah. The zombie parts. She called it the dead parts. The dead parts. The dead parts, you know. I was beaten as a child, you know. And everyone's like, oh, this is going to be great. It's the parts you should cut off if you want to live. But at the same time, you're like, well, there's a really good joke about that. Yeah. If you ever get in that mind frame, I'm going to give you some life wisdom from me. I've been doing comedy for a while. But what I used to tell people is that if I could take any negative situation or any life altering experience I'd ever been in that might have been seen as negative and turn it into something that people laugh at, that they get. If I could get something positive out, at least I could leave this world knowing that I've never had a bad day. Wow. Because you're turning every negative in your life into positive because we do something so cool that no one ever gets to do. We get to get on stage and tell those, you know, you've been there, but you won't talk about it stories. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah. You're right. You see their face and then they're like, oh, crap, I've been there too. Damn, I didn't know anybody else had. This is funny. Yeah, I just don't want to lose myself. You know, like in the era of the Nicki Minaj, it's like I don't want to get a big butt implant, you know, crazy hair. Shout out to Nicki. No, no, you know, no offense, but I don't want to be a gimmick. You know what I mean? So I don't think you could be with as much experience as you've had and as hard as you've worked. I don't think you could be. I really, really don't. I agree. Give it up for Sarai. Yay. The funny thing is, is when we decided to put you two together, I started thinking about it because once I saw your background and all the work that you have done in your life, Chris Rubio owns his own production company. Yeah, he does. Nice. Give it up for Chris Rubio for 424 Productions. Yay. 424 Production. Give a shout out to your boys. He is a multimedia artist. Multimedia. Multimedia artist. Because I remember one time I had a business card and there was just so many titles. I'm like, how can I consolidate all these titles? It was like director, cinematographer, comedian, writer. I'm like, just condense it. 144 characters or less. I'd be multimedia. You know? Yeah. Multimedia artist. Done. There you go. There you go. That's so awesome though. But I will add one funny tidbit for our listeners. For somebody that owns a multimedia production and does websites, I could not navigate your website if my life depended on it. There's a reason for that. I just recently got a new WordPress platform. Okay. Yeah. And you know, after all the book gigs I have to do, I just didn't have no time. And this was a month ago. And it's on my priorities list. I didn't have no time. The Filipino came out. Yeah. I didn't have no time. I have to fix my website. So I'm going to fix my website within the next couple of weeks. No, that's fine. I just kept clicking. It's like, this is an example of what a homepage would be. This is an example of what an MP3 would sound like. I've been updating mine for about two years now. It's horrible. Because, you know, I don't want to pay. I'm always, I'm like, Soraya, I'm like the kind of person where I just want to do everything. I don't want to have to pay somebody. You know, if it's a website, I'll learn how to build my own website. You know, like I could navigate through, WordPress platforms and stuff like that. Like, you know. But that's talent. I can't. My, I haven't finished my website yet. I worked on Rob's first because, um, he, his man is, I know. I know you do. I was going to try to get him to call in to talk to you. No. My boyfriend, Rob DeRocha. Oh my God. He is, ah. Rubio's got a little man crush. He does. Well, because, because, uh, like, uh, Rob DeRocha and his friend, Chris Dunham, and some of the people around that group is the people that I grew up with. And comedy. So, they hold a very, Swan, you know, hold a very special place in my heart. So, every time I go to like a, like a comedy show and I see them there, it's always like, oh, okay, I'm going to have, I don't have to go on stage tonight. It's fun to see Rubio when you go to a show. You're like, Chris. He's like their hype man. He's like, woo. No. I'm just kidding. I was going to try to get him to call in, but I don't, I don't know. It'll just be a bromance over the phone if I make Rob call in to talk to you. It will be. I'll have him call in and help judge the challenge. How about that? Do that. Well, we still need to talk more about you. We got to get the, I know you're, I know you're married and all, but you do have fans. Yeah, I do. You know, and they show up in, in weird places. I know I have a couple of fans in Victorville where I'll be at tomorrow. Shout out to Victorville. Shout out to plugs. Shameless marketing. I never knew. I never knew I had fans in Victorville. Hesperia, you know, in my area. Hesperia. I, I, I'm not even sure if I'm pronouncing it right. I have no idea. Hesperia. Okay. All right, cool. Where are you doing your show in Victorville? In the green tree in green tree and green tree. And I did the weirdest show at some steak house for Travis Tappel. Shay. Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah. It's not there anymore, but me and Jeff Keith, um, co-featured for Andy Dick there. Oh my goodness. It was the weirdest thing in the world. Jeff ended up having to do an hour and 45 minutes. And I did an hour because Andy was late that late. And he did 15 minutes. 15 minutes on stage. Oh my God. And he probably got paid the headlining. Yes. He got paid the headlining material. he got paid the headlining. That sucks. This dude asked for a raw piece of meat and a big milkshake and that's all he ate. Like really? Yeah. And then he continuously kept mentioning drugs to the audience, asking for drugs. It was the craziest thing I'd ever seen. Andy Dick? Yeah. Oh my gosh. He just got up there with a little ukulele. I have a story about Andy Dick. Yeah. So do I. Do you? Because one year, uh, about five years ago, I went to Yosemite park. Have you ever been to Yosemite park? No. One of their biggest hikes is called, uh, Half Dome. Okay. One of the like premier hikes. And it's basically, you go up and you up in a rock and it's pretty much very dangerous. You know, I'm up there and I see Andy Dick. This sounds like such a fun thing to spend gas money on. I see Andy Dick and I, he looked a little disgruntled, a little high. You're like, don't jump. No. No. That's my Andy Dick story. You were super talented. We watched you on TV. I mean, you are super talented. No, it was. Don't jump. I, I saw, I was driving down Highland or something, whatever by the old Dillons and, uh, Red Room or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm driving and I see this guy stumbling towards the app, like towards the street from the alley with his dick out in his hand. Oh my God, dude. Now, which Avenue was this? No. I don't take any pictures by any chance. Do you know the exact street corner? Can I put this in waves? I know, right? I have a time machine. I'm just like, who walks down an alley, like, towards the street, not away from the street pissing. Like, I've done some dumb drunk shit. Let's test him on his last name. Oh, ba-dum-tsh. You know. Andy Dick. And on Andy Dick's note, just kidding. Um, Chris has also done some pretty significant things in his career. I mean, are you, you're born and raised in Cali. No. No, you're not. Well, I don't know. You know, I read that in the email. No, no, it's half right. I was raised in Cali, but born in Manila, Philippines. Oh, that's awesome. I came here when I was like, three, or four. Okay. So basically you're a Cali born and raised. Yeah. I'm very well. I went to the Philippines like four years ago. Really? Yeah. I got homesick after a couple of days. See, at least you have a passport and you can go back. I don't have a passport. I won't go to Mexico. That's when you know you're really Mexican. You won't have that. I'm like, so the brother is sick. You're like, no, I'm not going back. I'm not going back. Yeah. Those people selling chiclets on the corner. Be like, why is this coming back here? She's just walking. Oh my God. No, but, um, I, I read cause I had to really like look up stuff since he didn't have an about section. So you went to USC, didn't you? Cal State Northridge. Cal State Northridge. Dang it. I know these colleges in Cali. But USC, uh, I was going to take their film extension program. Okay. Maybe that's what I read. But, but, uh, money situation. Okay. You know, it was like, you couldn't get that Philippine grant. I couldn't get that. Yeah. It was way expensive. And plus, you know, like I come across students from, from USC and, right. You know, every so often, I'm like, you're doing the same stuff I'm doing. Yeah. I'm doing the same stuff and I'm not as broke as them. I don't have the loans you have. Yeah, exactly. And then you got to intern for NBC. I got to intern for NBC. How did you end up interning for NBC? Well, when I was going to Cal State Northridge, I was, um, a broadcast, uh, journalism major. Oh, wow. Okay. You know, with that, um, I basically applied for an internship in NBC and I worked, uh, at NBC at their news. Um, I didn't really do much. Have you ever been to like a newsroom or something? Yeah. Yeah. It's like all they had me do was, uh, beat call. Uh, beat call was you sit at a desk in front of a computer and you call the LAPD every 15 minutes and be like, Hey, so anything going on? No. That's all you did. That's all I did. You couldn't just listen to the scanner. And what? You couldn't just listen to the police scanner? They had no scanner. Well, NBC didn't have a scanner. However, there's that medical guy on channel four. I forgot his name, but, uh, He has a scanner? No. I remember, I remember one time he came up to me and was like, Hey, uh, Ruby, I need you. I need you to, uh, you know, get these transcripts and rewrite them or something like that. And I just felt like, I was just like, busiest day. I know, right? I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. I said, no. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. That's all I said, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But now with your comedy career, you've done some really big things. I mean, you were featuring on the road for Ty Rivera at one point. Yeah, I featured for Ty Rivera for quite a bit. And he... He's hilarious. He's hilarious. He naturally taught me a lot of things about comedy, especially on the road. He's the one that actually... Very dirty, but very hilarious. Very dirty. He has a lot of clean stuff too, you know. But he's just a workhorse. I mean, if anybody has seen him at the open mic scene in LA, he has that credibility of just like... It's like clockwork. Six in a night. Six open mics a night. I mean, when's the last time you've done six performances, five performances in one night? The most I've done, I think, is four. I've never done six. That's ambitious. That's really ambitious. Yeah, that's why, you know, he looks so natural up there. You know what I mean? Well, the thing I've always liked about Ty's comedy too is that he just tells it like it is. He goes straight at it. There's no... I can't cuss here, right? Yeah, you can. Oh, fuck. Okay. There it is. There's no bullshit in his set. You know, everything is from his life experiences and... Right. You know. You know, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's it. But you've also worked for Roasted Planet Entertainment. Roasted Planet with Lauren Schercher. A soapbox, yeah. I try to do other things other than comedy just to expand my resume per se. Open up your toolbox a little bit. Which you should. You're super talented. Yeah, you know, like right now, like Soraya, I too filmed a web series. I was just getting into this. Yeah, yeah, which is, you know, which is a mix. People often tell me, oh, what's your web series about? Is it like another sketch comedy? Yeah, it's sketch comedy, but it's like if you got Fly the Concords and Louie just to meet in the middle. I love it. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, it's a certain topic and then somewhere within the sketch, it breaks into a musical number, then back into the sketch. Yeah, I remember you've done a couple music things in the videos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen before. Yeah. Like over the last couple of years. Yeah. And ever since I started doing this. With your MPC and your whole setup. Yeah. Yeah. This beatbox looping thing. For about three years. I was just saying, because I remember when we started, when I started, you'd been doing for a little while and you did not have that. I did not have that. Right. No. But I've always beatboxed throughout high school. I've always rapped and stuff like that, you know, and then one day I saw Reggie Watts and I'm like. I can do this. That's what I want to do. Yeah. It's just like a big light bulb, you know, and ever since I started using it, I've been getting more booked gigs, you know. Well, because you're like your one man variety show. And that's exactly what I want. You know, even though it's very, very far fetched idea, I want to combine like a standup comedy show and a rave, you know. Even though there is a place called Crave, which is Alex Hooper's room. Right. You know, it combines a standup comedy show and there's a rave after, but I actually want to incorporate like. All at one time. Like all at one time. All at one time. You know what I mean? Here's the drugs the comics are on. Here's the drugs you'll be on. And for you guys who can't see the equipment, it's like a whole bunch of gidges and buttons and lightened up effects. Yeah. It's legit. He literally, when he does shows, he has his MPC set up. He has his loop. You do something that is so unique. And you never want to go on before or after because Chris will be running around right behind you the whole time. Trying to set up. No, actually everything's battery operated. I don't know why people, I don't know why people, uh, assume that, oh, you gotta find, no, you know, I, I've done comedy for a while, so I know how time sensitive it is sometimes. No, you've always been fast set up. Yeah. I just like, I just need six seconds just to plug it in, just to unplug the mic, just to plug it in. We have a caller. Who's the caller? Who's our caller? Hello. How are you guys doing? Hi, who's this? Um, David. David. Who are you calling for, David? Chris. Chris Rubio. Hi, Chris, you have a caller. What? David. I have a caller. Who's David? Hi. Hey, dude. What up, brother? What up? Are you allowed to say your last name, David, so we can give Chris an idea of who this is? Uh, Perez. Dave Perez? I was just like, inside call. Don't you live just down the block from here? Don't you live like down the block? Um, I, I, I think. Oh my gosh. I think. I haven't, I haven't, this guy's like, uh, who's Dave Perez? Uh, Dave Perez, is, uh, an old school friend. Not even, uh, not even a fan, just a friend of mine. You know what I mean? That's so cool. Yeah, yeah, that's so cool. Okay. Hey, Dave. Yeah, I'm proud of you, dude. I've been listening to you for the, for the last, like, 20 minutes. Oh, really? Yeah, man. Oh, nice, nice. What do you think of Rubio's interview? Oh, dude, it's great, man. I mean, like, I, there's shows too. I mean, I remember catching, like, one or two shows when he first started, and like, you know, he's, he's developed. I don't even know how to explain it. He's just been developing himself. Aww. Well, I stopped giving a damn. I stopped giving a damn about trying to satisfy. What everybody else wanted. Yeah, exactly. Just have fun. Yeah, you know. So, is that where the Laughing With Comics tour came into play too? Yeah, a little bit. Um, this guy named Lawrence Schercher, he was one that, uh, produced the whole show. He wanted to do, like, a little tour with me, him, uh, Jackson McQueen, and, um, Love Jackson. Yeah. But, uh, things didn't really fall through because, uh, it's very hard to produce something like that, you know? But it's still in the works, you know? But he, he still has to find, uh, some backers, some funding. But other than that, he's very driven, which, which I love. And, uh, he's, he's a very funny guy. So, you know, it, it will work. It just needs some time. Yeah. So, how long have you and Dave, known each other? Are you guys high school friends? High school friends. Yeah. Yeah. High school friends. Do you remember when he was, you've been drunk of many times. Oh my Lord. Dave, tell us a crazy story. Many times. Dave, Dave, give us your best Rubio story. We have about three minutes before we start these challenges. And Dave, if you want to hang on the line, you can actually help us judge the challenges. Um, sure. That'd be kind of fun. That a boy. So, give us your best quick Rubio story. Oh, good. Oh, wow. Two, many. Too many. I mean, in the backyard, playing, playing horse. What? Comes up with, yeah, he comes up with these like weird off the wall, like off the bank, like behind the hoop. Like, it's pretty funny. Yeah. You gotta call the bank in that game. Are you kidding? Are you those Nike Air commercials where it's like, off the wall, off your head, off my foot. I'm a big basketball player. So, you know, it's, it's every time we play horse, it's like a, it's like a challenge. You're not doing the granny shots, like behind the back? Oh, no, no, granny shots, I will do in horse. Because if, if you don't know how to play horse, Nikki, it's like, you gotta mimic, yeah, you've gotta mimic whatever the other person did. Oh, damn. Look at that. It's like, almost impossible granny shots. Like, you guys don't even know, like, it's pretty funny. Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. It's, it's all right. So, so what's next on the lineup for you, Chris? What are you working on right now? just, trying to finish the web series. We already have 10 episodes. Oh, nice. We already have 10 episodes. Uh, I just have to edit some, but, uh, I'm really looking forward to just releasing it, just to like, to put it out there because, you know, me and my writing buddy, Chad Goldich, which we've been doing this for like a year or so. So there's a lot of sweat that went into this web series, you know, and we tried to do it minimally as possible. We have wireless transmitter mics, so we can't afford a boom, you know, like, uh, we have a tripod. We try to do it with as least people as possible. And we made it work. So I'm kind of excited before. Well, maybe, maybe when it premieres, we can have you come back and we can do a premiere. Cause we also do a live feed here. So maybe we can premiere and have some live footage for you and some interviews and have some callers and we'll bring Sarai back. Yeah. I'll come back and hold the camera. What's the name of it? I want you to be part of the web series. Actually. There you go. Make a condition. There we go. That's why we do these things that we do. I'll take it. Yeah. What's the name of it now? No nap time. No nap. No nap time. That's true. That's LA. Naps are nice. I never get them. Oh my God. I never get, I never get a nap. I just have sex and then I go to bed. There's no nap. I'll pass out, but it's not like I'm going to take a nice little nap right now. There's like a difference between the two. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I've napped during classes in college. I wouldn't nap. Nikki. No, no. Do you nap? I don't say no. I'm always. I nap. I take a frequent nap around 3 p.m. I can't nap. I take a frequent nap. I just read an article saying that your nap should not be longer than no more than 30 minutes. But that's why I can't nap. I have such a heavy REM sleep that if I nap, I will fall asleep and I will not hear an alarm. Like I have enough trouble getting up early in the morning with three alarms set. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you're like a heavy sleeper. Yes. Very heavy. I haven't been using alarms lately. I've been getting up at like seven or eight every morning. I hate you. Time to start the day. Uh oh. That's the grandpa signs. I know. Waking up at 6 a.m. I just can't. Every time I've tried to like wake up on my own, I can't. But we are going to be waking up right now with some beat boxes. It is fight time. It is fight, fight, fight time. And just every week you have two people. Yeah. Battle it out. Battle it out. Oh yeah. And since for those of you that have not heard both of their comedy, they both do a little certain level of beat boxing and certain level of rapping. And I wanted to get a girl that's just as talented enough to match up with. With Rubio and vice versa. I know. It's like the auto tune and everything going on. Is your system even working right now? Are you cool? No, it's not. It's not. No, it's not. It's fine though. It'll be. Fair game. Fair game. Much more level. Much more level. Because the second challenge, I'm going to need both of you anyway. But for the first challenge, we, do you have a coin? Yes. Somewhere. We're going to flip a coin and we're going to play a game that I like to call copycat beat box. Ooh. And what this is. What is this? Is whoever wins the coin toss has to start it off. You have to do a beat box noise and the other person has to imitate it. Okay. Hold on. A beat box pattern. Or a beat box noise. It could be even a noise or a pattern. Like any noise. Like you could be like wah. Because I can't do any of this crap. That was great. Nikki, that was great. Just my wah. Wah, wah. We might not. Oh, there we go. You got a coin? Yes. Okay, cool. So we'll let Dave flip it. We're going to let Sarai call it in the air because it's ladies prerogative. Let's go. Heads. Tails. Okay, so Ruby will start. Just a mini little sequence and she's got to imitate it. All right. That was pretty good. It's going down. That was pretty good. Okay. What do you think, Jenny? Is that close enough? Yeah. Oh, Jenny. I was like, no. Oh, Jenny. No. Okay. So we got one point for Ruby. Now Sarai gets a chance to do the same. Oh, yeah. Dave, we're going to have to drop you. We have another caller. I'm sorry. All right. Go for it. Thanks, Dave. Thanks, Dave. I love you, dude. Oh, yeah. You got to give me a call. You have my phone number still. What did you think, Dave? Did she do okay? Come on, Dave. You've only been knowing him since high school. Don't be like that. I give her a seven. Out of? Okay. Sarai, your turn. All right. They go down. That was mine. Man, Chris, that was even worse. Thank you. Thank you. She missed your great call. She took that. She's good. So we're at one and one. I can't do it. Rubio, your turn. I was so scared. I was like, I know it. You did it. You did it. You did it. You did it. You did it. Good. Oh, cool. Thanks. Go ahead, Rubio. Okay, Rubio. Okay, maybe just don't. I can try to mimic the sign, but I can't make it look as sexy as Rubio. He was tongue kissing the mic, everybody. Like, it was just, the mic has a sweat dropping. Okay, anyways. I don't know how you guys do this shit. I want to give that mic a towel. Okay. No, I totally missed the sound. Do it again. Do it again. Oh, gosh. Shut up. I got that part. Okay. All right. All right. I think I'm pretty damn good. Okay. What do you think, Dave? Is Dave there? Oh. I'm like, which Dave are we talking about now? Bye. Okay. Well, then Jenny, what do you think? Jenny from the box. She was on. Jenny was on board. I give it to Sarai, too. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Two and one. You got two and one. It's best out of five, right? Yes. Okay. All right. Well, then we'd already be done. Oh, I think so. Oh, my gosh. My head hurts. Too much math. Well, just say you got to win by three. Okay. Okay. So. One more. She's got to give you the. She's got to give you a beat. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Wow. I was watching Bismarck before here. I was like, I'm going to kill him on screen. You too. Just a friend. All right. Hold on. Do it again. I have no idea what I did. I have no clue. You did that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I did. Okay. Okay. I'll try to do it. You're not going to come off the spot, are you? You're not going to come off the spot, are you? You're not going to come off the spot, are you? You're not going to come off the spot, are you? She got it. Okay. The next challenge is going to be a little better because the other person has to beatbox the beat while the other opposite person has to freestyle this battle. Oh, man. Okay. Okay, okay. Do we have a topic that we're going to freestyle about? I'm going to let Dave pick the first topic. Okay. Gingerbread houses. Gingerbread houses. Gingerbread houses. Okay, flip a coin. Who's going to get the gingerbread house? Do you want to freestyle first, Rubio? I don't know. No, we're flipping a coin. I'm flipping a coin. Call it, Sarai. No, no, go ahead. Tails. Heads. Change it up. Tails. Tails. Dang it. Okay, so Rubio, you got to do the beat and she's got to freestyle gingerbread houses. All right. Slow beat like a Bismarck key. Give it to me slow. Give it to me slow. Gingerbread houses. I said gingerbread houses. You know, first of all, as black rappers, you got to warm up first. Yeah. Mm, yeah. What up? Okay. This is happening. All right. Gingerbread houses. We about to talk about it. All right. Gingerbread houses. I don't like to be there with his mouses. I only want to be there with no spouses. Hey, I said gingerbread houses. Hey, I said I walk in the door, pass by a jelly button, and then I look around and be like, oh, Allah's button. I want to. Gingerbread houses. I can't do it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now you got to do a beat for Olivia. You did good. Gingerbread houses. Okay. Gingerbread houses. 2015 is coming out. I'm going to, I'm going to, I have to pick Rubio's topic. High heels. High heels. High heels. You want it slow or fast? Just surprise me. Surprise. I'll do the same beat. I'll just give you this one. Okay. High heels. High heels. Okay. Okay. 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What's underneath that mascara? It's so H-I-H-I-S-G-H-I-H-E. Okay, I think we're going to need a tiebreaker. We got to stop. We're going to need a tiebreaker. I think you had it on now, Rubio. Oh, man, that was great. That was great. I forgot I was in the studio for a second. I was like, hey. Okay, one more beat apiece. You got to do it for her. How serious is this marriage you're talking about? We got two minutes. We got two minutes to decide this. It's one and one right now. Just give me whatever. Go fast. What's my topic? You got to do. Give me a topic. Metal finger. Metal figure. No, not middle fingers. I was like, does that mean I'm totally different? Middle finger. So I check out my hand and I don't got a man. And I put up my finger and it's like a na-na-na-na. That is so hard. He's got to do it too. He's got to do it too. One. One. What's the middle finger? Middle finger. Yeah. Go, Sarai. Give him a beat. All right. Middle finger. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, yo. Don't pull that trigger with the middle finger. If I cut you off in the freeway. Oh, my bad. I'm Asian. Oh, don't really care because you know you got the persuasion. Because what am I looking at? Nikki with high heels and shit. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, we got to make it. Call me, Diddy. Call me. I know. Call me, Diddy. Damn. This is going to be tough. Okay, Dave. You can stand up. Oh, yeah. Take the collar. It's all about Sarai. No. Who's that collar? Who's that collar? No, man. You got it. Hello. Hey, Rob. Hey, buddy. Hey. Were you even listening to the challenges? I listened to the last middle finger part. Who do you think took it? I think Rubio took it. Yeah. Oh, Rob. Yeah. You only say that because you're my friend. Okay. But we're going by. Well, it's her boyfriend. This is Rob. This is Rob. We're going. This is Rob. And overall, though, what do you think? Rubio took the beatbox. She took the... I mean, Rubio took the rapping. She took the beatbox. I know, but we got to come up with a winner. Sarai. Come on, Dave. Are you flipping the coin? Oh, my God. No, you can't. Charles, you can't flip the coin. What are you guys? This is the most undecisive... Charles! I know. No. You don't understand, Rob. No, no, no. You don't understand. It was really, really tough. Jenny, I'm going to let you be the second vote. Jenny from the box. I'll be the last one. I'll be the last vote. You can be your vote. Okay. Go ahead. Jenny. I'm going to go girls. Girls win. Girls win. Of course. Of course. Yeah, sorry. You mistaken me for Mexican. Since Rob did not get to see how epic the first challenge was, I got to give it to Sarai. Yeah, there you go. Yay! Are you sure? Say what? Okay. She said we can go over... Well, here's the thing, Rob. You know, Sarai is a good girl. We can go over for one more minute. All right. So, best bet. Best bet. Give us your best beat right now. Go. Why don't we combine a beat? I don't know who to give this to. What the hell was that? Who was doing the... They both were. They were combining a beat. Okay, Ruby, your turn. Okay. You got to hurry. You got 30 seconds. What do you think? Rubio. Rubio. Okay. Okay, Rubio takes it. The men get one. Sarai, I think you still should have taken it, but we'll give it up to Rubio. Jenny agrees with Sarai. Jenny agrees. Yeah. We're not going to give a boot to Sarai because she kicked ass. Oh, yeah. Give it up, guys. Thank you. Guys, that's our Battle of the Sexes round three. Give it up for your winner, Chris Rubio. All right. I got to go back. Okay. Bye, Rob. Where are you going tonight, Rob? I want to know. Rob's performing at the rack tonight. I'll be in Eagle Rock. Where are you going to be, Dave Swan? Drinking at home. Drinking at home. Nice. That's a nice coffee shop. All right. Well, I got to show you guys the prize before we get out of here. It is a beatbox backpack. I want it back. I'll take it back. A beatbox backpack. This thing can take video. There's a video from the back of it, too, and pictures. Yeah. It's got a trigger. You should see this backpack. This backpack is tricked out with speakers. There's your trophy, Rubio. What the fuck? And headphones. That's so awesome. All right, guys. That's all the time we've got. I'm Nikki Bernal. This is Dave Swan. Thank you for listening to Battle of the Sexes. Thank you, Skid Row Studios. Thank you, Sarai. Thank you, Chris Rubio. Bye. Thank you, guys. Bye. Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.