Porn stars discuss first dates, car sex, and dragon dildos

We have some titty juggling here in the studio. You're lucky you got two pairs of big tits with you today. I do. Right across the table from me. I know it's your favorite. They're my favorite. Everybody out there listening knows that I love breasts. And when I have four breasts in front of me, the show goes even better. Yes. Yes. Hello. You're listening to Believe It on Ginger. She's actually not with us today, but I am Tessa Lane. And I have the lovely... Eden Blair. And of course... Stevie! Yay! So how long have you been in the industry for? I've been in the industry for a long time. I've been in since the end of January. There we go. I'm not... There we go. Get it right in my face. I've been in since the end of January. I started on the 21st of this year in January. Nice. How are you liking it so far? I fucking love it. It is honestly like for me, I'm a big exhibitionist, you know? So like a few years back, I started dancing and it was like normal bikini bar and then I went to topless, you know? And then I went to nude and I was like, I really like this. It's like I'm up on a stage and they're all like, oh, you know? So I don't know. For me, like doing porn, it's like that ultimate voyeur thing, you know? You just like people watching. When I make movies, man, I'm making for the guys that are watching. I want guys to definitely get off to my feet. That's awesome. Is that like that's initially what got you in or what made you decide porn? Well, you know what's funny is before I started porn, I never even did nude photo shoots because I've been modeling for about seven years. Oh, okay. And I never did nude photo shoots. That's my very first photo shoot I ever did any kind of full frontal where you could see... I wasn't implied or if it was nude, it was for an established artist like sitting for a drawing. But last November, I had a photographer come out, do some pictures. I sent him off to a bunch of agencies, got a call, moved out here and started working. So... That's like how I was just like, yeah, I'm going to do it. Fuck it. And I just moved here. I just made that like executive decision. I actually started a blog today and I wrote about kind of what led up to it and everything like that in the blog, including like watching all the documentaries and interviews, you know? And I just wanted to share with you guys what people do and how those helped me really make my decision. Did you watch porn a lot before you started? I did. Same. Yeah. I love porn. It's kind of weird that being on the industry kind of changes how I watch it now, but I still really enjoy it. Yeah. You'll like notice certain things, but then at the same time, you're like, oh, this is fucking hot. Yeah, exactly. I like watching people that I don't know. Yeah. I love to watch people I don't know. It's different. Like if I watch like one of my really good friends here is Miley May. Okay. And she's the Miley Cyrus lookalike. Right. And like, it's so funny. Like, I can't watch any of her scenes because I know her. Yeah, you're like, no. And I'm like, I'm just like, oh, Miley. Like, it's different if you're fucking your friend and then you're watching it, but. Yeah, it's completely different. If you're just like friends with them, you're like, eh, I can't do it. Yeah, exactly. All right. So are we going to play which game first? Well, we have 10 first date. 15. 15. No, wait. Yeah, we got the, I can't even read this thing right. We got the first date game, which is 15 questions. Yes. But see, we were reading them and I totally- They're not very perverted. Yeah. They're not perverted. So- On my first date, I totally ask pervert questions. Oh, me too. I get super pervy. Me too. Especially if I like a guy, I'll get like the full, I'll start like segueing more and more perverted. Okay, so what's your first pervy question that you would ask a guy on your first date? A lot of the times I ask, I mean, even if they're on a date with me though, but I'll be like, what kind of girls are you into? Yeah. Because then that leads into them being perverts. And that leads into them being like, oh, like what kind of guys? And I'm like, or if they say what kind of girl, I'll be like, me too. So they could be like, oh, she likes girls too. I know some of them, it's like an instant being off in their head. A kind of plot. Like, oh, it's just some chance. A plot. What would you ask? I usually ask how spontaneous they're like, whether or not they would do something in public type of thing. Oh, you're totally a boy. You're like, I love it. I love it. It's like, let's go fuck in a car. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. Or maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe Awesome. I was like, that is wicked cool. That gives me like, I'm like, I need to go to the Washington Monument. You're like, that's a goal now. Let's do it, you know? In the reflecting pond? Yeah. At night with lights on? That'd be great. What about you? Craziest place? Oh, man. I haven't had any good opportunities. It sucks. I had sex behind the screen in a Rocky Horror Picture Show once. Does that count, though? No, it's unfortunate. Well, I mean, the whole cast was, most of the cast was back there. Yeah. But no, I mean, I've had some pretty crazy, because I used to be in a Rocky Horror troupe, you know, for a while. And so the parties that we had were just crazy. I mean, and within about 15 minutes, everyone's completely naked. And within like an hour or so, people are just having sex with each other, you know? Which troupe were you with? I was with one called Come As You Are. It's one of the longest running troupes in Arizona. They're in Tempe. Oh, okay. So not in LA, like the Too Much Coffee crew or Wild N' Tunes? No, but my friend Max Mayhem runs UFO Entertainment, which is... It is one of the most widely spread set of Rocky Horror crews. They do a show in Corona once a month, I believe. Maybe it's twice a month. And I can't, for the life of me right now, remember what the name of the group, the troupe is there. But he has troupes in like England and Germany and, you know, everywhere. He travels all around the world. Have you taken a date there to the Rocky Horror show? A date? Yeah. One of my, like, I discovered Rocky on a date. It was a Halloween date, and they took me to Rocky. And I was like, this is amazing. Yeah, exactly. I don't even know what it was before then. But I have not gone on a date specifically to Rocky. But I definitely plan on doing one. I feel like that takes a certain kind of man to go on a date there. Like what kind of man? You know, like... A very comfortable man. Yeah, like they either have to be, like, have a sense of humor or, you know, like definitely have a sense of humor or kind of just be open, you know, because it's a crazy show. Yeah, you know, they have to be willing to be spanked. You know, and everything like that. I know that the troupe I was in had all these crazy shenanigans where they would have guys, you know, lick the whipped cream off of a, you know, a long balloon or, you know. Oh, that's awesome. Eat, you know, eat out a teddy bear, like, you know, eat, like, red jello out of a teddy bear. And I dressed up as Magenta. Nice. And I was sitting there, and the guy who was playing Brad came crawling over the audience, and he tried to kiss me. I freaked out. I was like, oh, no, dude. That's funny. I'm not what you think I am. I've dated... I've dated a couple of Brads in the past. They're always like, bye. It's weird. That's funny. I didn't know that. They always treat me with a dude. I'm like, you should have at least invited me. Like, is this not fair? I want to watch. Yeah, exactly. Okay, one other question. What would you ask? What would I ask on the first date? I always have to ask, is this a date? Because I get tricked into dates. I don't even know I'm on one. Well, I think that's like for a lot of people. How does that happen? It just happens. It just happens. Like, I remember... I think I... I'd never been on a date. And I think I went out to eat with somebody. And, you know, we went in and... Is this a date? That was it. And then I got to dinner and I talked to a friend. And I was like, I think I was on a date. I'm not quite sure if I was on a date or not. We went out and ate. And they were like, yeah, you're on a date. So I thought, okay. I think part of the issue with today's society is it's such a hookup culture. Yeah. That I, like, I actually read... I have a beauty mag that I subscribe to. And they had a whole thing in there where they pulled a bunch of women. And, like, 80% of them said that they don't know when they're on a date anymore. Because of the way the dating culture is set up. People don't court anymore. They don't, like, court girls. They don't court people. They don't make an effort anymore. They're just like, oh, yeah, let's go to a bar and get a drink. When I first moved out here, people would ask me out. And I'm like, oh, well, yeah, that's great. What, you know, what do you want to do? And they're like, let's go get a drink. I'm like, I don't drink. You know? They're like, oh, well, let's get a coffee. And I'm like, why don't you actually take me out to dinner? You know? And then, of course, they'd be like, well, can't we just get a coffee first? And I'm like, what, you don't want to make an effort? Like, you know, I'm like, I'm sorry, but you're not worth my time if you can't take me to dinner at least. Like, you know. I'm actually always awkward on dates. Like, I get really, really shy. And I'm all, like, giddy. But, like, once I get comfortable, especially if there's alcohol involved, then I'll ask the perverted questions. But usually I start off and I'm like, hee, you know. And I'm all, especially if I like him. Like, I'm super. Super shy. And it's, like, it's so weird. People are like, how are you shy around men when you're, you know, you've been in porn? I can't really shy. Yeah. I will. It's so different. But, like, you know, I always kind of let them take the lead. And then I'll base my questions around that. So, like, if they're keeping it tame at first, I'm going to be like, but then I'll make sure, like, I throw in, you know, dirty humor. Yeah. And I'm, like, weird, though, too. Like, I want, like, a genuine thing. Like, even if it's not dinner. Like, I would much rather go, like. Like, to a comic book store or to, you know, something like Rocky Horror or something where. Something fun. You can, like, get to know someone different than, like, being at dinner. Because I feel like sometimes dinners can be a little stuffy. You know, maybe, like, you go walk down Melrose, like, hit some comic book stores, you know, do stuff like that. And some nerdy stuff, you know. Because for me, like, you have to be nerdy or there's just no way it's going to work. Because I'm, like, I'm too much of a fiend for, like, zombies and comics. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. So, how do you find out if they're, like, a nerd? You can usually tell. I know it sounds weird, but it's so true, you know. Because, I mean, like, you know, like, you go out. If you were to, like, see my Jeep, I even have, like, a support zombies ribbon with, you know, on my car. And, you know. What's with the zombies, though? Yeah. I love zombies. I don't know why I love zombies. I just do. Zombies scare me. I paint sexy zombies, you know, even. Oh, really? Yeah. And I, like, I'll sell my paintings out to, like, comic book stores, you know, and sell them and, you know. And, I don't know. There's just something about, like, the whole subculture and, like, all of that. Like, I can debate somebody on zombie theory. Like, it's ridiculous. So, do you. Huh? Okay. Got a collar. Yeah. Got a collar, Bala. All right. Big, big. Big Bob. Big Bob. All right. Put him through. Hello. Hello. Hi, Big Bob. How y'all doing today? Good. Wonderful. How are you? Yeah. I'm feeling good as well. All right. How'd you get the number? Do you follow Eden? Yeah. I, yeah, I found it on Twitter. Awesome. So, what question do you have for me today, babe? I like your, I love your bank broke scene. Oh, yeah. I wasn't, you know, that was your first interracial scene. Yeah. How was it? Who was it with? It was with Javon Jordan. Nice. He has one of the biggest. Yes. Thickest. It's crazy. I wasn't prepared for the size of his cock, honestly. Because I'm extremely tight. So, you know, there was a little bit where I still wanted to fuck him, but I was kind of like trying to back off. And he's like, oh, you're not running. You know? I kept fucking me. But it wasn't just my first interracial. It was actually the first time I'd ever had sex with a black guy. Oh, wow. And so it was. You know, it was different. And obviously, considering I'm still doing interracial, I had some fun. How was it different? It wasn't really, honestly. I mean, for me, it's not whether it's white or black or whatever. It's all about whether or not you know how to use it. Because if you don't know how to use it, then you're obviously useless. You know? So I really don't care what color it is. But I was like, oh, yeah, interracial. Well, I've never had sex with a black guy, but hell, yeah, let's do it. You know? That's awesome. Let's give it a shot, you know? So. They're always like, well, once you go black, you never go back. And I always tell them, no, no, no, that's wrong. You know, it's once you go white, you know what's right. Because some black boys keep coming back to the white girls, isn't it? Oh, there you go. Yes. What do you prefer, Big Bob? Oh, I don't mind. I don't mind what race. White girls, Latin girls, Asian. You just go. Yeah, you try everybody out. I love Latin girls. If they're good, they're good, right? Oh, yeah. They're good, they're good. I'm good to go. Mm-hmm. What question would you ask somebody if you're on a date, Big Bob? On the first date. When you meet a woman, what do you ask her? If you were at dinner or something like that. Yeah. If you took a, like, let's say you're on a first date with me, what would your opening line be? Oh, man. I wouldn't do a speech with her. Oh, what could. But I'll be like, um, so, like, I'll ask you where you're from. Like, you know, where you're from. Okay. So you would say. Everywhere. You're from everywhere? So she's from everywhere. I really am. But, you know, I don't want to start off, you know, as that perverted, you know, sex dude. Yeah, unless, you know. But you got two girls here who like perverted things. Yeah. But not all girls are ready. There's a reason I don't like the bar scene with guys because they get, like, one drink and then they think, oh, I'm going to go to a bar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They can get touchy with you. And I'm like, did I give you an inkling that I wanted to be touched right now? Right. Like, mm-mm, buddy. You still got to earn it. Yeah. Because I don't want to, like, make you feel uncomfortable. I want to, like, make you feel comfortable. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then we can just, like, just let it all loose. Like, you know. Mm-hmm. You know, what's your favorite position? And, you know, you like, you know, you like whipped cream on your body. Oh, we know what you're into. Big Bob, what happened on your last date? Or the best date that you had in the past year. Or maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe year? Best date? I would probably be, I took this girl out to Red Lobster. She's like one of my co-workers. Oh, and how did that go? Yeah, I mean, it's not like, you know. Was it just a date you ate and then you said goodbye and went home, maybe a kiss or did more happen? It was like a goodbye, kiss, you know, kind of like a friendship thing. Oh, I'm not talking about a friendship date, though. What? Oh, no, like a romantic date. Tell us about one of your really hot steamers. Yeah, one where you feel like maybe hooked up at the end. With a happy ending. Mm-hmm. It was kind of, um. Was the whipped cream involved? No, I wish, but it was. Was lobster involved? Biscuits. Some butter? Oh, yeah, she had, oh, yeah, she had the butter and biscuits. Oh, my goodness. All right, so let's see, maybe we can have you listen in to if Tessa and Eden just met right now and they're having dinner and they're both feeling very pervy. Mm-hmm. Kind of want to hear what you two talk to each other. So if it's like, you know, on a girl-girl date? Yeah, you two are on a girl-girl date right now. So this is, we're doing this for Big Bob. You two are on a nice date and, um. Hey, Big Bob. Maybe you'll get some ideas. I'm gonna get some ideas on some things to say, but pervy things. You got to give us pervy 101. Yes. Dating questions. Well, if I were on a date with a woman, I would definitely ask, like, how long, like, when did you decide you were into women? And then, you know, started off like nice. Mm-hmm. Go ahead. Okay. So when did you realize you were into women? Um, maybe like a year ago. Mm. Yeah. Did you start hooking up with girls then? Um, not really, like, I wouldn't call it hooking up necessarily, but, you know, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I Went to a few parties and had a few experiences and decided, well, shouldn't be closed off from that section of the world. What kind of experiences? Sorry. Let's see. I don't know. Hanging out, smoking, a little make out, a little playfulness. You know, just getting eventually having to go to a room kind of thing. But yeah, you know, but most of my girl experiences within the last year are actually in porn, you know, because I don't know why. It's always like strangely because with girls, like you never you can never really tell sometimes, you know, like I feel like it's different than like whether or not they're into girls, you know, honestly. Like, I think it's a little harder with women to tell that. So usually it's like. You have to get into like a really like one on one little space before you can realize that, you know. But but yeah, most of my experience has been with with girls like full on, like sexual, like having fun toys. The whole thing has been in porn. Did you eat pussy before you got into porn? I hadn't. How did you learn it? I don't know. I just I don't know. I was like, well, guys do this and I like this. I'm going to give it a shot, you know. So it just came natural. Yeah, I think so. Hmm. There's a little more. No, I'm serious. I just kind of was like, well, I know what feels good. I'm going to try that on on this girl. And did you like it? I liked it. I think she liked it. I mean, it worked out. Made her come. Would you have sex with girls off camera? Well, yeah. If I found one that I like. Yeah. I don't know. Like me. I always end up making it about me. Yeah. Well, that's OK. Tessa, tell us more about you. Let's get deep inside Tessa. Oh, that happens a lot. I don't know what question. I would ask you. Let's see. OK, what is probably one of the hottest dates you ever went on? Well, I went on a movie date with this guy that I would like. I was all how I was telling you. Oh, giddy. And I'm like, oh, my God. Why were you giddy? How he looks, the way he acted. I just I liked him a lot. Like from just seeing him or from talking to him? Both. Both. Because like I knew him, but he's still like, you know, gave me the butterflies and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then but I'm more comfortable in like a sexual situation. So, you know, we're like doing the typical date. Like when it's not sexual, it's harder. Yeah. It really is. So it's like very like we went to the movies on Valentine's Day, like holding hands, like cute little thing. Chocolate and flowers or just the movie and popcorn. Actually. Well, no, I didn't get popcorn, but he did bring me flowers. And I told him if he got me chocolate, I'd be really mad. Oh, you did. Why? Because I was like, maybe you did. I'm on a fake diet right now. Oh, okay. So, whatever. Everything was, like, cute and sweet in the movies and stuff. And then... You could have just melted it and had him lick it off of you. But, see, I was still scared at that point. I was a little intimidated. So, we leave the movies, and I don't know what it was. I just all of a sudden got this, like, urge. And, like, he went to, like, kiss me, and I was just like, fuck me in my car. And we ended up going to my car and having sex. That is epic. It was really hot. I had a similar situation. What happened on yours? Pretty much the same thing. Like, you know, like, we went... I have found that pool is one of the possibly most easy to segue into something pervy, honestly. Because you have to bend over. Yeah, so it was a while back, and it was when I was a bit... more promiscuous than I am now. But, so we went... We went and got food, and then we went to a bar after, and we were playing pool. And that turned into being really flirtatious and pervy, and, you know, like, moving around the table, and then, like, oh, excuse me. You know, butt-grabbing, et cetera. And then it got to a point where, like, the game was over, and I was like, we should go out to my Jeep. You know? And, like, you know, I laid the seats down and had some fun. Fun, you know? So... We're so sorry. But you had the Jeep, because, like... Yeah, I had to lay some seats down. It was nice. I had a small car. Well, it's not small, but it's a four-door. I've had six small cars before, yeah. I just make it work. You just make it work. It's so tough. I have such a hard time. I've had so much car sex. But now I'm like, I don't want to do anything on the hood of the car, fine. Outside the car. But in the car, it's so hard. I mean, to crawl into the backseat, because... And then you're worried about the cops rolling up. So how do you put your clothes... So you, like, leave one pant leg on just in case you have to get the other leg in. And then it's, like, teeth and underwear on. See, I frequently don't even wear underwear. Like, I don't have underwear on right now. You know, I hate... I only wear underwear for scenes, because they make me. And, yeah, so, you know, but, of course, I had a skirt on that day, and, you know, all we did was, like, tuck it down to the knees, and I did some, you know, did some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and, you know, had some fun that way. I always do doggy in the car. Yeah, doggy's also really easy. Against the window. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. They're, like, up behind, and you just move the front seats up. Mm-hmm. Move the front seats up. Or you lean between the front seats, and the guys just sit and just bounce. You know, it's... I've tried it. Gosh, I've tried everything. I was in Ojai. I tried the reverse cowboy and the passenger seat, but it just kept popping out. It's harder when you're in the front seats. Well, you can't do it in the front. Yeah. That's the main... That was the main... And then the back. Front seats are for blowjobs. The front... Now, that's how the cop rolled up on us. And reaching over while you're driving him. Yeah. Yes. Reaching over. Mm-hmm. I've done that at Denny's. Or, I mean, I've done that at a fast food restaurant. Yeah. While they were taking my order. Sorry to, like, uh... Sorry to, like, interrupt, but have one of you, like... Oh, he's... Big boss is still there. I didn't know he was still there. He said, sorry to interrupt. No, go ahead. Go ahead, honey. I didn't know you were still there. But, um... Have any of you, like... Have you ever, like, got on top, like, of the... Like, the hood of the car, and then, like, the guy gets on top of you, and then he's, like, goes missionary on you? Like, us laying on our back? Well, I have trucks, so it's kind of impossible for my vehicle. What about somebody else's vehicle? I had sex on somebody else's car. Would I be on my back? It depends on the car. I'm one of those people, like, I know enough about cars that I really don't want to dent a hood. Oh, yeah, that's hot. I would totally do that. But it would be fun. I prefer doggy to missionary, though. I... I had sex outside my car. I was, like, leaning against... Like, my front against the trunk. But I wasn't on the hood. I've done the trunk laying. I know what I'm gonna try now. I've done the opening the trunk, laying inside the trunk, so I can be nice and comfortable, and then just go from behind. I've done that, too. Oh, because you have a truck. I'm like, how does that work? You could go underneath. No, I'm talking about, like, in a car. You could, like, crawl underneath it. Yeah, well, in a car, some cars have big enough trunks that, like, you know, they just... You put the trunk up, and then you lean down doggy style. You just kind of have your ass hanging out of the car, and they just fuck you. Do you like car sex, Big Bob? I'll tell you what. Do you like... Do you like car sex? Yeah, I like car sex. I like shower sex. I like coming from a gym sex. Kind of like, you know... Like dirty and sweating? Oh, you should have told us that a little bit earlier, Big Bob, because we have to go to a break. Aw. Right now, unfortunately. But gym sex? Hmm. Oh, yeah. We're gonna have to hit that one. I've done it on a weight bench before. Thank you for calling, Big Bob. Thank you, Big Bob. You're welcome, ladies. I'm very horny for you ladies. Yeah. Yeah. Go home and watch a movie. Jerk off for me. All right. And take a picture and send it to her Twitter. Yeah, send it to my Twitter. Okay. Bye. I'll do it with you ladies. I'll do it with you ladies. All right. Bye, Big Bob. Bye-bye. So what have we got here from the Screaming O? So from the Screaming O, we have Ringo Wrangler's The Bandolero. This is a... 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Yes, I forgot. Oh, thank you. How did I forget my own name? It's Hollywood. There you go. Like two weeks ago, they were like, oh, I don't even remember how it came up, but I was like, I'm Beyonce. They were like, okay. I'm like, no. They're like, all right, we'll call you Beyonce from now on. Oh, my goodness. Thanks. I forgot how that happened. I don't remember. I'm just a psycho, and I just, I'm obsessed with Beyonce. You're obsessed with Beyonce. Oh, I fucking hate her. Have you ever been obsessed with? I hate her music. You hate Beyonce? Okay. I hate it. What is it you don't like about Beyonce's music? Is it not sexual enough? No, she says the same thing a hundred times in a row in every damn song. At least all the ones that are on the radio. You know? Think about it. Think about it. You know, there's a big difference between that and, say, you know, ACDC or Metallica. Well, ACDC, it's a whole different genre. Well, yeah, okay. That's rock. Well, then let's say. Versus, what is Beyonce, pop? It's hard. No, she's. She's like pop R&B. Pop R&B. Okay, well, let's say Katy Perry songs or something. Oh, my God. Let's just say, like, all she did, it's like multiple songs, and she goes, who run the world? Girls. Who run the world? Girls. Who run the world? Girls. And then there's. That's one song. If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. But that's because that's what people. It's multiple songs. A screaming out ring on it. It's like every single song. Right? Oh, yeah. It's like every single song that she puts out. But that band, what is it? Like, every song I've heard of hers in the last few years on the radio has all been that way, and I'm really not a big fan of her voice either. So who are you a fan of? I mean, who would you use that toy? Who would you want to mess around with in the pop world or the R&B world? Or who would you do a movie with if you could? You know, because, you know, Snoop Dogg. Adam Levine. Everybody's doing stuff. So if you could get somebody in your video. Adam Levine. Adam Levine. Adam Levine? With his bleach blonde hair. I haven't seen him with blonde hair. Oh, he bleached his hair and it does. I don't like it. Uh-oh. So who would you go for, Tessa? Oh, I have a list. Oh, you have a list. Yeah. So women-wise, obviously Beyonce. Okay. Jennifer Lawrence. And then men, Chris Maloney from Law & Order SVU, and he was also on Oz. Great. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Ooh. See, Beyonce would be great because she would keep licking the same spot over and over. Over and over. Exactly. Over and over again. And then does anyone watch Game of Thrones? Yeah. Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. Yes. Oh, mother fucker. I do like, damn it now, I can't remember his name. What does he look like? The one that got killed, Rob. Rob Stark. Rob Stark. Ooh. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Or Henry K. Hill's also quite awesome. And then I also decided last night that I'm still in love with Jon Snow. Jon Stamos. You're from Greece. I like Mario Lopez. Uncle Jesse. The Broadway Greece. Uncle Jesse. Yeah. I like Mario Lopez. I think he's very adorable. Yeah. Just like, you can just eat him up. And then all the NSYNC members because it's on my phone. Justin Timberlake. Yeah. It's on my phone. Oh my God. Because I'm really cool. Dude, I love 90s pop music, man. Me too. I have like a whole, a whole playlist of it on my YouTube. Yeah. I'm like, I'm living in the past. It's really bad. Obviously by my phone case. What music gets you in the mood? If you're. Depends. Yeah. I don't, I don't like music playing when I have sex. No? No. Not at all? See, because I have to have it. Because I'm like, if it's quiet, I'm like, oh no. But I'm not quiet at all. Yeah, me neither. You wouldn't hear the music. Yeah. Okay. So it doesn't really matter. And like, I talk a lot. Like I dirty talk a lot during sex. So it's like, there's always noise. I scream. I scream. I scream. I scream. I'm a screamer. Really? See, I'm always in public. So I have to be quiet. I did. Real quiet. I'm always in public. It was so funny. I had to start like gagging myself with pillows at my apartment because the, um, the people that live above us started like, they told my room and they're like, it sounds like you're murdering somebody. Oh my God. Can you tell her to stop? You know? And I was like, I'm not stopping, but I'll, I'll gag myself. Close the windows or something. Exactly. So lick and puff. When you hear lick and puff, does that sound more like a pop? A pop song to you? Lick and puff? It sounds like a Pokemon. A Pokemon? It sounds like a puff. Isn't there like a, like a, a lick, a licking? I was like. Lick a tongue. That was the Pokemon. For some reason, it makes me think of the Tootsie Roll Pops. I don't know why. Yeah. That was the first thing that popped in my head. It sounds, no, it sounds like a weed pop. Ah, well, there you go. A weed pop. You eat, you eat the sucker and then you turn it over and it's a joint. It says a lick and puff. It's from what I understand here on this, how to please a man without. Using your hands list. The lick and puff is a tongue trick that can be applied to really pleasure a man. It involves, like the name suggests, licking and blowing his erogenous zones. Oh. So you can lick across his breast, penis, crotch, inner thighs. And then blow on it? Yes. And then blow on it. So like, even like the neck and then kind of like cool it off when you, you know, blow on it and stuff? I'll do that when I'm not feeling super horny and I can do foreplay. Sometimes I'm like, no, just let's get to it. I love the unwrap a condom in a sexy way. How's that? The sexiest way to unwrap a condom is to start unwrapping it and then throwing it aside. But it says, you know, if you're going to play safe and you should, unwrapping a condom in a sexy way. It said, want to take the rules on how to please your man in the next level? Be a little creative. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and then roll it around your lips. Lean forward with your lips and unroll it down the penis using your mouth as far as it lets you go and then use your hands after. I can never do that. I've done it like once. It tastes horrible. I was going to say, I don't like the taste of condoms. It's so nasty. All the spermacidal lube. I tried to do it all smooth and sexy and it just kept coming back up and I'm like, no. I have to be sneaky. I pop it in my mouth. I put a little spit in it and then I have to kind of suck it so it unrolls a little bit. And then I have to go down and kind of hide and then put it on. Depends. If the guy's really thick, then I have to use my fingers. So you have to kind of trick him and you have to kind of start stroking it so he doesn't realize you're putting something on. Then you get it on the tip as much as you can and then slide it down, roll it down. Then you got it on because a lot of them don't want to use it. So that's my method. But on the sexy side, trying to do it, it's hard. It just depends because I always say if it's too thick and you have the wrong condom, it becomes a joke. What about the huge dildo she brought? Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. It's huge. Imagine trying to put a condom on that. We were talking about this on Thursday. I would need a magic spell. For those of you that love giant toys, this company is called Bad Dragon and they make, this is a medium by the way. Oh my gosh. This is not the extra large. This is a medium. Eden's pulling out this huge, huge purple, blue and pink dildo. If any of you have ever gotten like one of the big dildos, one of the big 33 ounce Dasani water bottles, this is bigger than that. Like I can't fit both hands wrapped around it. That's how thick it is. And the base of it is bigger than, is bigger than my hand. And then it says from the base to the tip. It's as big as her forearm, but it's like twice the size. But yeah, this thing is gigantic. I can't use this. I had a fan get this for me. It's got foreskin. Who did not realize. Yeah, this is the uncut. The uncut edition? Dragon. Yeah. Yeah. So there it's basically, this is one of the largest, this is one of the largest styles that they have on their website. The guy that got me, this was kind enough to get me another more appropriate sized dildo in the Griffin style that they carry, which I do use. And it's amazing. How big do you think this thing is? This is actually about 10 and a half inches around at the widest point. And then it's, and I believe it's, it's about 10 or 11 inches long. And it's, it has to weigh at least like 20 pounds. No, it's like maybe at least like 10. The thing's fucking huge. How do you seduce a dragon? I mean, if you get this dragon. I don't know, ask people that do, you know, Dungeons and Dragons. I don't know. I mean, I'm trying to imagine how you, how you would even use this. You have to be a princess in despair. So you put on your princess costume and then you go out into, onto the trail and go off to the cave where the dragon is nesting. I suppose. Or something. There's, you know what? You can read, I'll tell you what, you can get on the website and you can read the story. They have stories. They have stories. You can read the story attached to the dildo. It's like an awesome fantasy site. And it tells you, yeah, it has like a fantasy story there for you. So you have a whole setup on how you get to use the dick. So what do you do with this? Do you keep this in your front room? I have it on a shelf in my bedroom. I was going to say, like on a shelf with lights around it. There is, my, my, my little vagina will never, for the life, me fit over this. Ever. Do you? It's literally, it's as big as a newborn baby. Sorry. Do you hump it? Do you grab it at night and hump it? Because there's these great ridges on the side. Yeah, you could totally dry hump it. Yeah, but no, I don't. I use the Griffin. It's, it's, it's more of a normal, you know, seven inch dildos. Oh. Do you think there's one big sperm that comes out or a lot of different ones? Now they do make these. They make these like that. They make these with sperm tubes. Uh-huh. And they sell a lube that they made. That's a, a lube. Dragon tubes. Dragon tubes. Yeah. We should start a drink called dragon juice. Yeah. But they sell, they, I can, they can put tubes in these with pumps and you can load them with sperm and you can put sperm. The guy that bought me this wanted to do that and I told him no because, you know. Oh my God. Because it's just, for me it's too messy. I don't want to do it. And luckily he didn't because it would have cost him extra money. This dildo was custom ordered like the whole color. So the mold that they poured, they poured this silicone based on his order. Oh. So this was about 280, this one. Because it was custom. They do sell them in like stock colors for much cheaper. That's so crazy. But they're great. Yeah. I wonder how a dragon would come. A lot. A lot. I mean, it would be like, it would burn. It'd probably be like fire. Yeah. But they have, they have like, they have dragons and tentacles and all sorts of crazy stuff. They have strokers and different types as well for, for fleshlight inserts for men and you know, all sorts of stuff. That's so weird. But that's so cool. I know. I was like, I'll have a dragon dick dildo. That's neat. You know, I just wish it was usable because it would be great if it was. Well, you have the other one. But my new one, my new one's usable. Is that one like rid, like have all the ridges on it? It's a completely different one. Okay. The one I have, this is, I can't remember the name of it. It's like a, they have names for each one. Right. So this is like a, like a name of a certain dragon that they have on the site. But he got me one. I picked it out. It's called the griffin and it's supposed to be like what they think a griffin dick is apparently. A griffin dick. Yeah, a griffin dick. And that one is absolutely usable and it's wonderful. It actually works really well. Mm. And they have them in different, in the silicone in different consistencies as well. So they have super soft or super hard silicone. I might have to go do that because I don't know. These men, I don't know. They have one called a dragon tongue. The next level of dragons. I'm going to go into this new fantasy realm. They have all sorts of stuff. They have like sharks. They have shark dicks. Sharks. What? What is a shark dick? They have some weird animal stuff on there too. I'm warning whoever gets on that site, there's animal. I'm scared of that because if you rub a shark you're wrong and you can cut yourself. Really? So it's like, it goes in but it, I don't know if I'd want it to come out. It's like a shark dick. It's weird. Oh. Yeah. It's shaped like a shark's actual penis. Yes. They have like actual animal stuff on there too. So whoever looks at the site, I'm warning you now. If you're like kind of weirded out by that stuff, stay in the dragon section. I'm like, weirded out. I'm weirded out but I'm totally intrigued. I looked at the whole site when I looked at it. I was like, whoa. I'd be scared to do that because what if I crossed the line and enjoyed it and then. And then you can't go back. Yeah. And then all of a sudden I have to have everybody dress up like a shark. I'd be like, oh my gosh, you have to put this suit on. Come get me Bruce. On the first date, would you ever consider dressing up like a shark for me? If they were like one of the hockey fans maybe. So you're like deep water. Oh my God. The blood turn you on, the smell of blood. Oh my God. They see ravenous. Do you chase seals? Imagine getting that question. Or someone, would you dress up as like something fucking weird? I would walk out. I would do it. I would say. Of course you would. It depends. I don't know. Like if someone wanted me to be like in a little fluffy costume, I don't know. Oh yeah. I'd be like, sure, as long as it's well ventilated in the house. Can you dress up like a giraffe and like. Like, oh, that's a little strange. I'd be like, ah, maybe. See, this is where I get into trouble because I'd be like, well, can I see the giraffe costume first? Well, I would keep it. And then I would go check it out. I'd be like, oh, okay. Well. It's like one of those little go-go dancer style costumes with just a little hood that looks like a wolf head or something. Oh yeah. You'd have to be on stilts because that would be really, really difficult. Well, I know that there are people that get on a ladder to fuck you. There are people that are called furries. Yes. I've never met one yet. Me either. I actually think, I had a friend that's into that, but I think that's part of why they have some of the animal stuff they have on there is probably because of the people that are into the furry type because a lot of them dress up as actual animals, you know? So you have, you know, you know, strokers and you have dildos that are animal type, you know, and I think that's for the people that are into that type of thing. Yeah, and they make like the butt plugs with like the tails on it and stuff. Yeah, I know. Do you? Yeah. I do. From the show we got. The ponytails. It's the ponytail, yeah, so I can be a pony. They have like ones that look like foxtails and stuff now too. That's cute though. They are kind of cute. The one that looks like a lion. Get little ears. And you're like, oh, you want me to dress up like a, like a, like a branch of a tree. It's like an oak tree branch or a willow branch or something weird. That would be strange. It would be weird, but you know. For people that are into fucking trees, you can make, you can make this as a tree. It's a tree branch. The apple branch. It'll be with one apple hanging on the end. Pick it, baby. Pick it. Pick it. The peach stroker. Can you imagine? Pears. Oh my God. I love how we just got into that when we were talking about pleasing men and now we're like, fuck trees. Fuck some fruit, man. Hey, start with dragons. I've heard about some guys using cantaloupes, you know. What? Guys that will use like cantaloupes, they'll like cut them in half and they'll punch a hole and then they'll put it in the mine. In the microwave and then they'll fuck it. No, there's a, did you see the video of the woman with the grapefruit? No, no. What happened? There's this woman, I don't know her name, but I've seen her for years. She like gives blowjob instructionals, but like on YouTube, but like when she does it, she's like, and it sounds so crazy. I've seen, I've seen some of her stuff. Yeah, she cuts the middle of it, like she cuts it just so it's a, whatever, and she cuts the middle of the grapefruit out and then heats it up for like three seconds in the microwave so it's warm and then she's saying to like sneak it on your guy when you're blowing him. What? So then you slip, like have him close his eyes or blindfold him, put it on his dick and then suck the top and twist the grapefruit so it feels like a pussy. Oh, okay. So then it's like he's getting blown and fucked at the same time. You'd have to put like a mattress cover down. I know, all the juices. That would get so sticky. It'd be fun to do that on like the kitchen counter maybe. I don't know. I don't think I could use. It takes so much work. Yeah. I'm more of a Spartan. I'm like, let me just suck your dick. I'm definitely a Spartan. You gotta like cut the sides off and cut the middle out and heat it up. Like that's so much effort. Oh gosh. Well, this is not a coconut. Could you imagine? Ow. Oh my God. Coconut. Oh my God. All kinds of fruits. Jenny, have you done this kind of stuff? Have you ever snuck a grapefruit on Andy or anybody you've known? Her face. She's like, no. Not my thing. That's not your thing? Us talking about this hasn't made you feel like like I need a grapefruit. What is it? Yeah. Going to Grand Central Station getting some grapefruits or bananas or peaches. No, I always get scared even in Ginger's story of the ice cucumber. Oh yeah? Yeah. I can't, I can't fathom that because I just think of it being stuck because it's so cold. I would be afraid. I would also be afraid of stuff like, like if someone used like a carrot or something like that. Like if it snapped. I had a friend. I would be freaked out. So this guy stuck a grape in her. She got sick. He didn't know. He didn't tell her that he was sticking grapes in her. And he like put a grape in there and had sex with her and then she just got really sick. And she had to go in and they found it later on. It was just in there rotting. Oh my God. Yeah, it was bad. So you got to be careful with your food. I was too that guy. Oh. That's scary. My goodness. What a wonderful story time. Oh goodness. Let's see. Let's see. What's another way? Hey, we're talking about not using our hands. That was another one. Another moaning. Oh, but I saw concentrate on the base of his spine, which I didn't know. What's that? It says, did you really sense the area where his butt connects with his spine is highly sensitive. Let him lie on his stomach, then proceed to straddle your man down. What is it? Straddle your man down his backbone from top to bottom until you get to his spine. The area is so sensitive that licking it would send shivers up his spine. Oh, yeah. I could see how that would happen. Huh? What if the guy looks super scary? Then you get a race. Get a razor. Get a razor. Yeah. Shaving cream. I don't have a problem I would be evil, though, and get a piece of ice out. Get some coochie cream. Coochie cream? Yeah, and a Venus. And just shave it. Don't let him know you're doing it, either. Yeah, do it. You like, it's like one of those little GoPro cans with a razor. No, you gotta like tape it to your wrist. Tape it to your wrist. I'm giving you a massage. I'm just giving you a massage, baby. In one direction. Some lotion and get that, the oil, and put it on. And then as you're, rubbing your hands from his buttocks up his spine, you kind of do the wrist thing and shave. Two birds with one stone. There you go. Perfect. We got it. That's hilarious. God bless anyone who dates us. My goodness, I know. We're like, just secretly shave them when they're not paying attention. I'm gonna have razor blades on my wrist. Like, hello. Have you ever had to shave somebody? No. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have a problem with hair. I've dated a lot of bodybuilders. They tend to be, some of those guys get pretty hairy. And you just have to shave them down. Yeah, I don't mind. Do you get turned on when you do it? Or do they get turned on in any way? No. It's more of, let's just do this without getting me cut kind of thing. I don't like when a guy's completely smooth. I had a guy shave me. I didn't want to get shaved. He wanted to shave my face. I was like, I'm not into this. And he like, kept at it. And I just thought, well, all right. Right. And then he pulled out no, you need a clean razor. You're not shaving me with that. And then he's like, oh gosh, okay. So he shaved me, but he was like, he cuts hair. Oh, okay. I thought it was just like random. I was like, I don't know if I could trust him. I know. Yeah, I thought that makes a difference. He's got, whatchamacallit, experience. We'll go with it. So here's one that seems pretty simple to not use your hands. Suck his penis. Ding, ding, ding. While you're looking, can you see kissing the rest of his body? Ignore his penis. Then after a few minutes, put the head in your mouth. Suck it for a while, then take it out. Then let the head lie on your tongue. Use the upper lip to stroke the top of the penis head. Don't take more than the head in your mouth as it's the most sensitive part. At times, sucking the cornal ridge and the raffia can be a great place to start when you please your man with your mouth. And they need pictures on this because I'm not really sure what a raffia section is. Is that just like the lip of, I'm looking at this, I'm trying to see how it's spelled. I kind of missed it. It's R-A-P-H-E. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Me either. Do you know? I don't, you know what, Jenny? R-A-P-H-E. Can you pull this up for us on the screen? We're going to find out what this is. He doesn't know, he's like, I don't know. And we'll let all our listeners know what it is. I would assume that it is, what would I think? Something around the head. Oh wait, the cornal ridge. And the raffia. I think that's probably what it is. You're right, where it all comes together. Where, probably on the bottom part, beneath the hole. That's my guess. What's your guess? If we were to guess. That line that goes down sometimes, that like nerve line. Okay. Maybe. I don't know, I'm just making it up. Is it right, see I'm thinking that part right there. Oh, I'm thinking of the cernulum. The raffia is between, between the balls. The ass and the balls. No, it's like the little, it's that, there's two of them. There's two raffia. Oh. Oh, so I think it is that line. It's that, yeah it is. It's just like that connecting. You got it right. Genius. All right. I know my dicks. Let's just say that. I, I bow down. I had no clue what that was. Bow down bitches. I'm bowing down. That's a Beyonce song. How many times did she say it? A lot actually. Well, it is, getting to be that screaming O time. Oh, I love screaming O time. Should we do this one? What's that one? Thank you, Jenny. Let's see. The O hair from the screaming O. That looks like a bunny. It is. Look at this thing. It's like a rabbit for your cock. This is great. So, the rabbit you love on the ring he craves. The O hair turns him into your favorite rabbit vibe with a comfort fit erection ring and super powered four function motor enhanced with soft, flexible rabbit ears. Excite and delight with targeted clitoral stimulation from an iconic shape she loves and keep him harder longer with a comfort fit ring that secures the vibrating rabbit in place. Vibrating double ring turns him into a rabbit vibe. Soft and flexible rabbit ears for targeted stimulation. Comfort fit double ring keeps the rabbit in place. Powerful erection enhancement. Three speeds plus full pulse function. Super powered bullet motor. And it even comes with extra batteries. See, to me, it looks like a mosquito. I'm trying to imagine. It's got little ears on it. It's got the little antennas and eyes, like the sides that are the vibrators seem like the eyes. Ew, now I totally see that. And like it's coming to... Cannot be. It's coming to... It's coming to... Unseen. But I like it. I like the rabbit part too. It's cute. It's a rabbit. And in my world, it's a mosquito. Oh, nice bonus. These are completely waterproof. It's a nice bonus. So you can use it underwater. Yeah. Oh, that's a thought. Yeah. And mosquitoes like water. And it's latex free. More than rabbits. It's pure silicone. But I definitely like the way that it... The little ears would go and tickle. They come apart too. Is it too far or do you think they're big enough to hit the clit? I think they'll hit. They'll hit for sure. There's no way that you're not gonna hit it. Well, because it's got the double ring on it so it like positions it. Mm-hmm. What else do we got there? What's that one that looks like a tongue? The overtime? Overtime. I'm curious about the overtime. All right. We're going overtime here with our Screamin' O right now. Wait a minute. Tell us all about it. Oh, I like that pun. Awesome. So the overtime helps couples hit a home run in the bedroom with a clit. With super-powered four-function motor and flexible flutter tip to tickle and tease. With a stretchy erection ring reinforced to keep him hard and in the game, this ultimate performance enhancing device gives couples a double header and extra innings. I like that. Mm-hmm. It has a vibrating erection ring for high performance enhancement, ultra-soft extended ace hitter. I don't know. What's that? What's the ace hit? Oh, the tongue. The tongue. Strokes a sweet spot. Stretchy reinforced ring for powerful erections and three speeds. And batteries included. Mm. Extra batteries for extra innings. I like it, though. It is like a tongue, too. Yeah, it totally is. All right. Oh, and it's squishy. That doesn't mean guys can get lazy on that moral. The tongue part is squishy. I just got really excited. I'm like, ooh, squishy. I like it. Is it the same thing? Is it also? Who's gonna try it? Who's gonna try it? Try it during the break. I wanna try it during the break. Deal. Are you gonna try it during the break? Yeah. Oh, I know. You guys can put some toys on and try it during the break. Deal. 45 plus minutes of battery life. All right, everybody. Thank you. We are gonna be right back. We're all gonna run off and try our Screaming O toys. And you're listening to Tessa Lane. We've got... We've got... We've got... Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy, Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. 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We'll be right back. we've been trying to figure it out these two that we set them up on a date here they went to a movie and um i think it was a movie i forgot no that was an hour ago what do you do on your first date how if you gave us my first date well well it all depends if it's going to be a meaningful one-night relationship um i make sure that i'm going to vietnam tomorrow you know so she's going to remember me forever but if it's not going to be a meaningful one-night relationship or something more uh you know uh it you know it depends i'm one of those people that you know i don't want to wear a fake mask uh you know if you want to know what i'm about i'm going to scare the hell out of you the first night i go out with you because you're going to what you see is what you get you know i don't want this three months down the road you're not the guy i met you're a dick well yeah so are you always a dick well wait so does that mean that you hide your dickiness at the beginning that when people date what they're dating usually is a used car salesman because they have a box over and it says lexus but what's underneath is a fucking pinhole okay and what happens in six months down the line this woman looks at you and goes you're not the guy i met you're a dick and you take off the box and say duh pinto and you go you're not the girl i met you're a bitch and she takes out the box and it says four so what you're saying what you're saying is it takes girls about six months to realize you're a pinto three months and then you just say well we spent this much time together let's be miserable another six months you know i figured just be yourself and that way if you're gonna you know i mean straight up she's gonna know what she's getting and you're gonna get that out of her too now what was i mean unless you're into games in that case so then when you're on a first date like what what do you bring up to let them you know so to let them know you're not a salesman i mean i just look i i've been a follicle therapist for 29 years you know i've been doing hair cutting hair so my relationships with women are a little different than most guys right because the things that you talk about behind the chair and how you get to know people you know on that level is completely different so my relationship with women whether they're my friends or girlfriends are a little bit different than what most guys get i get to be a little ruder raw more honest and not get in trouble for it getting trouble uh-oh well you know i mean i'm their follicle therapist i'm their god you know what i'm saying i mean and who they are when they're around me is this comfortable person that they can't be i mean let's face it we all know that we can't be comfortable but we can be comfortable and we can be comfortable and we can all women talk about sex worse and more than men do. Absolutely. You put three women in a room together, they're talking about sex. It'll totally rate, you know, 10 on what three guys in a room are talking about. The only difference is men are kind of stupid and they do it, you know, in front of women. Women never discuss it in front of men. Right. So it's like this well-kept secret, you know? As a follicle therapist? You know what I'm saying? You know, you get three women in a room and one of them's got a finger up in the air and the other finger's about a foot away and she's talking about the size of her ex-boyfriend. And her husband walks in the room and she goes, oh, the shoes at Ross were amazing. You know what I mean? Oh, my goodness. And it's like, you know, shoes at Ross, you know, I mean, he's got no clue. You know, even your innocent grandmother's got a girlfriend that she talks to about sex just like you guys do, you know what I mean? But, you know, guys have no clue. And, you know, when you're privy to being around that when you're doing hair, it's completely different. Have you had anybody try to seduce you while they were in the chair? Oh, yeah, yeah. And, you know what? I've had a couple of insane things that have happened in my career. Like what? Because Tessa's going to try this. Tessa and Eden might try this the next time they get their hair cut. We need to know how it goes down. My hand is... How to seduce a hairstylist. He's really hot. My hair's... Yeah. Mine's a girl. Well, you know, it was really late. It was like 9.30, you know, in the middle of the week. And, you know, I had my own salon. I was getting ready to close. And this girl came and walked in kind of half drunk and really, really sexy. And started talking to me about her hair and this and that. And said, well, you know, can you just maybe do my bangs and do a little shake around the face? And I was like, sure, you know. And it's like 9.30. It's 9.30 at night. So I began to, you know, start doing, you know, the bangs and shaking them around her face. And suddenly, from underneath the drape, I'm feeling this hand on the inside right on the inside of my crotch. Did you jump? And the next thing, her fingers are doing the walk in and I wasn't cutting hair anymore. Oh, my God. That's like a porno. That's not just... That's not just... The do-sing. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. It's like full-blown. Everybody driving by and walking by could see. But when you turn off the lights, you would have to press your face up against the window to look inside to see what you were doing. So I told her I had these high-heeled leopard skin pump chairs. Remember those, Steve? Oh, I do. This was at the head shop where Jimmy Slices now. Okay. So the next thing I knew, I said, hey, come here. Come over here. And she was, you know, she was lit and all down for it. And the next thing I know, you know, it's like... I'm shooting a real-life, you know, story that you would probably see in a porn right there. And it's people are walking by. And I mean, by the crowds. And, you know, and you can't see inside, like I said, unless you literally cup-chewed. I pressed your face up to the window. You couldn't see inside. You were like three feet from the window. Oh, my God. That happened at the do-er. What? It was that ultimate kind of, you know, thing of almost being caught. And we could, you know, but it was right there. So it was, you know, it had all the elements. Were you able to utilize... That's probably the story that stands out the most. That's so crazy. I have a really important question, though. Did you finish her haircut? Yeah. The other day when you... Did she walk out with crooked bangs? Oh, they want to know if you... They want to know... Oh, wait, hold on. Wait a minute. We've got three questions going. Did you finish her haircut? About two-thirds of it. I think I finished the rest about a week later. She made an appointment. And that's basically... That was all I want. If she was walking around with a crooked... And we were at it again. Oh, my God. And what was your question? Hey, you know, I got paid in full. And that was a great tip. There you go. For both of you. I mean, you know... Oh, my God. What's the other question? The other... Oh, you were asking me a question. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That pretty exotic girl that you were in that picture with, is she there? Okay, now I need to tell you this. That pretty exotic girl was Mia... Did you remember Mia's last name? Stop me running. No, no, no. Mia is not a genetic woman. And she's smoking hot. And I'm gay, and I'm saying that. So, basically... She is. She's got a stock of seeds under there. I don't know what she's got. I didn't have enough time. She texted the whole time. She came into the show, texted. It was so hard to engage her. And we wanted to talk to her and find out about her. And she... When she came into the studio, I looked at her. Mia Isabella. Mia Isabella. Do you know her? Mia Isabella XXX. I've heard that name before. She's gorgeous. Yeah. And I looked at her and I thought... I'll tell you what. I saw a picture and I was like, man, I got a heart on so big. I ran out of skin. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. I'm sure she can throw you some of hers. I'm leaving a message on Steve on Facebook. That motherfucker's going to give me the hookup. Oh. It would be so... I'm looking it up right now. It's sort of like, I got a lump of coal in my... She's got a sack of seeds. There's a dick. She's a dude. Oh, she has a... Oh, my gosh. She's gorgeous and she's got a beautiful cock. It's like... I'm confused. I don't know what to do. Let's see. She came into the studio. She is absolutely beautiful. She had this butt from hell that was just... When she walked, it just... Oh, my God. She's a huge dick. You want to wear it on your head for a half. Yeah, she does. You should... I can't even... They're looking at her. She's at Mia, Isabella, triple X. It is huge. Oh, my gosh. It's gigantic. Wow. She's packing a lot of heat. I just started watching tranny porn. Fucking love it. You know what? Yeah. Kings of tranny porn. Literally, Avian Awards, shelf after shelf. I love vanity. She's gorgeous. She watches them all the time. I can't... Vanity? No, Mia, Isabella. You have to go check her out online. I'm just finding out stuff about her. Well, you know, Mia, Isabella, I don't know... You know, knowing that, it's like that's just pretty much kind of put a halt to everything right there. Was that the deal breaker? Listen, and I'm not homophobic by any means. I mean, look what industry I'm in. Mm-hmm. You know, I just... I don't want to look at some chick that's drop-dead gorgeous and when I get down to the... To the... The business, I'm seeing a... You need to have... A nine-inch clit. You need a clit. You need the labia. You need all that to go with it. All right. Well, we've been looking at these great photos. I have no idea she... Jenny, did you know she was that hot? Oh, shit. There we go. Oh, my gosh. We've got pictures here up on the screen of Mia. Well, okay. What I want to know is this, okay? These girls have... So they've done some films and such, not... Have they ever done a film with a transgender guy? Have you? I haven't. I thought there was only, like, one in the industry. Is it Buck? Buck. Buck Angel. Well, you know what I mean? Even a... Well, even a hermaphrodite or even a, you know, a guy who was... I've been approached to do porn with a tranny girl, but I haven't done it. Not yet. Is it on your list? Is it on your bucket list before you leave the industry? Possibly. Before I leave the industry. Probably. But right now, no. What about a furry tranny? No. Hey, what about this? Now, from what I gather, isn't there a lot of men in the industry that are in... That do gay porn that also are in straight porn? Mm-hmm. Are there really? Yeah. Is it okay now? I don't see why. Well, that's just what I heard. There's not a lot of them that do, but there are guys that do it. And the ones that have done gay porn before. It's known who they are. So a lot of girls are uncomfortable working with them. Yeah. Well, that's what I was going to say. That's what was my next question, is wouldn't that make you a little, you know, uneasy? Yeah. It does to an extent. Yeah. It made me uneasy because apparently the testing standards are different in the gay porn industry and stuff so that, you know, the crossover thing was unsafe. Mm-hmm. I don't... I don't know if it's still the same or if it's been changed since I stopped a year ago. Well, I guess, you know, I mean, it's you, it's your industry and it's... But I mean, I don't know. I would think that if I was, you know, going to be with a girl who was a lesbian, I would be kind of like, you know, what am I doing this for? She doesn't even like guys. She wants to, you know... Oh, I don't know about that because all these lesbians I know at some point they're with guys. Mm-hmm. They have babies. They... There's just something. It's... I don't... I don't know. Unless you're super hardcore. I'm all in. There's a guy who started me out doing hair and his name was Arthur Natoli. He used to be Billy Idol's personal assistant. Mm-hmm. He basically said something, you know, that kind of... It was kind of true. Like, you know, there are people say they're bi and, you know, he said, you know, you either suck dick or you don't. Mm-hmm. So, you know, I mean, that's... Yeah, but I mean... I mean, like, like a really good example, like we were talking about earlier is like for me, you know, like I generally date guys, but if I met a girl that I was into, I wouldn't let the fact that she was a woman hold me back. But, you know, but... Right. But listen, though, but we're both human beings, but women are a complete different species than men. You know, I think that women, that can be a little bit more natural in a sense, I guess. I don't know. I mean, it's... No. Guys, I think guys always try to say it like two girls together is more natural than two guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't believe that. I don't... I'm trying to imagine... You know what, though? The last thing two girls when they're together want is some guy with this big hairy cock swinging around trying to fuck him. That's the last thing they want. But in a man's eyes, that's his fantasy, but it's totally incorrect. You know? What? Because that's the last thing they want. I've had so many women tell me that. What? Yeah, it works. It works that way. I've gone with swingers and like, I'm like trying to stay as far away from the girl as I can get. And it's... And they want me to participate. And I'm just like, ooh! But it just depends. That's what I mean. It depends on the person. You know? I think that some people naturally are drawn to both sexes and some people naturally are drawn to a single sex, whether it be the same sex or not. Yeah. Oh, sorry. But I think it's like they're either drawn to both sexes or they're drawn to a single sex, whether it's the same sex or not. I think it's whatever your natural proclivity is. It's kind of like being kinky. It's like if you're kinky, you're kind of born that way. You know? You know, I was talking about being able to talk with women and ask them, you know, what's your question? You know, so they're like this one, that, you know, most women have told me when they fantasize and or masturbate, they're usually thinking about another woman when they're doing it. But some would, but a lot of them says, but I would never go there. Right. But that's what they'll... That's what they say. They will... Well, that's why they have like the term bi-curious because it's like it's women who are curious about it and attracted to women, but they would never want to be with one. Exactly. Like, you know, I've had women that, you know, when they watch porn, when there's two girls, their toes curl and they perk right up and they're watching that shit. Like, you know, like the way if you put it on for a guy, oh, yeah. You know, that's... It kind of changes. They get a little bit more into it when there's two women. Kind of gets them off. They like to watch that. But at the same time, I've met girls that absolutely don't like girl-girl porn. Absolutely don't. They won't watch it. They won't watch it. Yeah. Is there one tool in your toolbox? Because I know you like to keep your... All your follicle tools in toolbox. Is there one tool that is not used for sex that you like to use in a foreplay way? You know what? Yeah. I'm curious. I had this client gave me this brush and it was all just regular soft bristles on one side. But on the back of it, it was all these little rubber, you know, it was like an oval, like an O shape, a long O. And on the back side of it was all these little round nubs. And it had this little switch on the side on the handle. And when you turned it on, it would vibrate. Oh, my God. I want one. Oh. No, no. You have... And I'm not talking about soft. I mean, this thing would really give a good, strong buzz. And I'd sit there and I'd say, you know, some girl would be talking or whatever. And I'd start to... And when I'd be finishing, you'd just be brushing her hair. And I'd say, hey, check this out. And if you brush your hair, just get ready to blow dry her hair. And I'd turn on the vibrator part. And I'd say, here, put this underneath and have a go with it while I'm blow drying your hair out. Oh, my... And, you know, their eyes are getting all crossed and they're like, oh. Did they burn it out or is it still in use? Oh, well, no. You know what? The next thing I knew... I had it the same for about... Three or four months. I loved it. I used to run out of batteries all the time. But one of those bitches took it. That's hilarious. And another one since. Oh, my God. That's funny. I mean, here's this chick getting her hair blown out and she's got a drape over. What's going on in the salon is there's six other stylists that are all working. And I've got this blow dryer blaring, blowing out this girl's hair while she's looking at all these other women. Biting her lips. And her eyes are crossed. And she's sitting there like, boy, she must really like getting her hair blow dried. We're going into the Screaming O. We've got to do a... We're going to talk about the Screaming O. It's our toys that we talk about here at Blame It On Ginger. And we want to thank you, Kyle, for talking to us today. Thanks, Kyle. Steve, always. Oh, definitely. And I will see you soon. Where can people find you, Kyle? I'm at Pruse Vincent Salon. In Ventura. Okay. And on your social medias? What was it, Cruz? How do you spell that? Style by Kyle. Style by Kyle. And that's where? Is that Facebook? Do you have an Instagram or Twitter, I mean? No, no, no. Not Twitter? I'm pretty much computer intolerant. Okay. But then if they're in Ventura and they'd like to come down and visit you, it's where? Absolutely. Absolutely. It's at what salon? These Hands Heal the Sick Raise the Dead. Make the Girls Love You. Make the girls jump out of their head. Okay. All right. All right. Thank you. Hey, nice talking to you, girls. Bye. Thank you. Bye-bye. Hey, you know, hey, Steve, I think you have found your niche. I've never heard the show. You have to start listening. It's on iTunes. And you can rate us. Go on iTunes and rate us for sure. Absolutely. And it's Blame It on Ginger or search Ginger Lynn. You got it. All right. Bye. Talk to you soon. Bye. Okay. Bye-bye. All right. Should I read this? So what have we got here? Yeah. All right. So we... Even Blair has something. Screaming O. We have the Fingo Tips, which is a micro fingertip vibe, introducing the tiniest tingling mini vibe on the market. Fingo Tips Micromassage literally puts pleasure at your fingertips with a comfortable strap to keep it in place. Fun for foreplay or intimate enhancement, Fingo Tips are discreet and disposable and the perfect teeny-tiny... For couples of all kinds. Turn your fingertip into a sex toy. Comfort fit for any size. For fun foreplay or intimate enhancement. Easy on and off switch. Discreet and disposable. Sweet and simple intimate enhancement. It is also water resistant. Has 30 minutes of battery life and is latex free. Nice. But I used a similar one like that when I masturbated on the plane. I have a similar one to this too. It's great. On the plane? Yeah, I was on the plane. Is it quiet enough to use on the plane? Yeah. These are... I had a blanket over me. Damn your whisper quiet. These are very nice. Mmm. Yeah. Get a little blanket. Mmm. That's exactly what I did. What about the theater? Head up in the morning. I'd definitely work in the theater. In the theater? I think. You just have to bring a jacket. Yeah. Yeah. Something over your lap so no one sees you like hand in crotch like, hey guys. Yeah. Or at a Beyonce concert. Take the Fingo Tip. Genius. Oh my God. She's going to be here on the third. You can put a ring on it. What's the movement she does? Bumpt. All right. Thank you. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger with... Who are you? Eden Blair. And Stevie. We'll see you. Don't go away. We're going to be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. What's that? You like looking at her face? Exactly. Yeah. It's all about her face. Yeah, like seeing the pleasure in her face and stuff. Yeah, because my whole, what I get out of it is giving her pleasure. That's what it's all about for me. So if you can't see her face, it's hard to read her. How did you do all this missionary work when you, I think one night you told me something, like if it was a snake and somebody held it still, you would have sex with it? Oh, that was a joke they used to say about me because I wasn't very discriminating. You were a slut. Anything that moved. That was a cut line. They said that if someone would hold a snake's head, that I would have sex with it. Why are you slut? You slutty, slutty boy. They were meaning that I wasn't very discriminating, but that's not true. Oh. Very discriminating. Now, talking about discriminating, we have a dragon penis here in the studio, but I know for a fact that you, you like fantasy, but you would rather take it to another level. You love aliens. And I'm wondering if you think that... I just alien fantasies. I've never actually been abducted yet. You've never been abducted? Do you do like a Roswell abduction thing with some girl someday? You know, if the... You get like really bright lights to come through your window? If I walked outside tonight and, you know, the ship was up in the sand and a big beam of light came down, I would definitely walk over and stand with it. And what would, what do you imagine an alien clitoris would look like? Like a whole alien vagina? What would it look like? I want to know. Take me there. Well, that's, that's the whole thing. That would be, I don't have an imagining, imagination of it. You know, I mean, we, we had several hours conversation about alien turds and I can't even figure that out. That's beyond me. I think, I think there would be very, you know, like almost, almost not there, just really sort of radioactive glowing mass or something. But... But other people say it'll be more dense than diamonds. What do you think it would like disappear and reappear or would it be in the other room? Like you had to go hunting for it? Like you meet the alien girl of your dreams, but her vagina is somewhere in another different dimension. And you'd have to go to another dimension to go find it too. Or maybe their brains are so far developed it's all like... Well, I see. I don't know. I just think that they could take on any form they wanted to. So she would probably look like... Yeah. She would probably look like Annette Funicello. Oh. Or maybe... Or some, you know, or Sophia Loren. Ah. I mean, if they, if they were wanting to, you know, to please me, but if they were wanting to horrify me, then, you know, they might look like, I don't know. You go to a lot of bars. Sounds like... Some like, some like, you know, old... Like an alien or something? Like an alien or something like that. Like, like, like a librarian, you know, that's like 80 years old. Oh, that's hot. Yeah. You go to a lot of, a lot of clubs. What is the most wildest thing you've seen in these clubs? I mean, you, have you seen naked girls in the clubs? Have you seen... Well... What's, what's the craziest, sexiest thing? One time, one time there was this wild band and they had a female singer that was strikingly beautiful. And the bartender was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, wild band and they had a female singer that was strikingly beautiful and the bartender that night it was a little dive bar and the bartender that night was also very beautiful and they were sharing some shots after the performance and then uh they put the jib on it and then they got up and they were dancing on their knees on the bar and then they started like taking turns on top of each other and uh that was about that i mean that was that was kind of sizzling you know but every guy in the bar forgot that he had a drink that was what do you mean every guy every girl it was yeah every girl and every guy i mean it was uh pretty flashy you know oh my gosh this sounds hot it does it really does and you know them i know these girls yeah i don't know people like that i don't know civilians like that i didn't think they're all porn whores all the all the all the girls go after you and it's so funny like that one night when we were in that place where they're playing pool and there was the girl that took her jacket off and oh she had almost a sheer top and all the guys were staring at her and they were all trying to talk to her and get her phone number and then later when we were up we were like oh my god leaving, she gave you her phone number. And all the guys are going... What can I say? That's how it goes. All the guys are going, that's a waste. What a waste. That's horrible. It always happens that way. Oh, have you ever seen an adult film, Larry? It's bad. Have I ever seen a who? An adult movie, some erotica? Yeah, I saw this movie called Behind the Green Door. Yeah, I saw that one. I saw one that was called Deep Throat, I think. That's like the infamous... That is the... The porn movie. Those are adult films? Those are adult films, I think. And then I saw one that was called... What was it? Debbie Does Dallas. Yeah. But I think they made the second one of those. Debbie Does Dallas, too, but I never got to see that. Have you seen one of Eden Blair's movies? No. No? Possibly? What are some titles of some movies you've been in? Maybe to jog his memory. I haven't seen an adult film in probably 40 years. 40 years? Yeah, much newer than that. From 40 years ago, what do you think was missing from adult films when you watched them? What did you... What did you... What did you... What did you... What did you... What did you... What did you... What did you... What did you want that you weren't getting? What was missing? What was missing? A plot. There was no plot. Yeah. Are you serious? There were no plots? Really? You thought it was like a feature film. Yeah, that's a whole plot. It was in a movie theater. I really don't think there were any plots. I don't think they were into that. Or maybe you just would fast forward. That's probably what happened. It's possible that I was... Those were reels. You couldn't fast forward a film? Yeah. I didn't pick up on the plot. You know? I noticed the one... The one... One I saw, there was a guy, and I think he was a door-to-door salesman or something. And then after he got through the door, then it's just all this crazy stuff started happening with all these different people. So I guess you could call that a plot. I'm not sure. If you were to come up with a movie, write a script for Tessa and Eden, what would it involve? Well, would it have aliens in it? It's... You're the writer. We could be aliens. All right. A duck. A duck, an unknowing male. And if I... So then we would have to try to come up with some kind of concept about aliens. Genitalia, right? Well, I don't know if we've got two guys here. That would be... They'd have to get the creative guys in the art department working. I'll flush light up. Flush light? I'm going to do some molds. What kind? If you had to design your own aliens... Or call Bad Dragon. They're the one that does all the crazy stuff. How would Tessa's alien vagina look? Or Love Tunnel. What does an alien call it? What do they call it? Well, you definitely... I think you'd definitely be able to... Personal galaxy. Your personal galaxy. What would your personal galaxy look like? My Milky Way. I think it would be probably a really cool color green and kind of translucent with maybe some pink flashing parts. Something like that. Would little LED lights be in there? Flashing little LED lights or something? It would release a pheromone that instantly makes any man they get near rock hard. I see green emeralds on my lips. That's what I see. Come on now. These creatures, they can travel across galaxies. Do you really think that LED lights are their vaginas? I don't know. Huh. Maybe it's bioluminescence. What's that? Maybe it's bioluminescence. Ah, there you go. Very good description of bioluminescence. I think so. That would definitely be it. Yeah. Then I think probably, you know, at the, you know, at the peak moment, I think something really spectacular would happen and maybe, you know, they would just kind of implode and almost collapse. And then nothing, just a little bright, tiny, brilliant something. On the orgasm? Yeah. They'd turn into an orb. What? Yeah. I like it. I like that too. I like it. Just a bright, bright, brilliant, bright, pink, flashing, pulsing light. And that was, and then maybe like, you know, a century later they would wake up. Oh, shit. That's a long time. That is a long power nap. Not an alien power nap. It's just a moment. Oh, man. A real long power nap. It's a really long one. Oh, goodness. I don't know what to... Something like that. Something like that. But then, you know, then you would be probably expected to, you know, take care of the whole crew and they would have like thousands of people on board. A thousand man gangbang? Of aliens? An alien gangbang? You'd be very busy. This is a whole new thing. I'm just, I'm going to have to brainstorm about this. Because we need some alien music. I think they could do this as a tranny movie. Like, inter-terrestrial trannies. Oh, my gosh. I think you have something there. For sure. I'll pitch it. I'll pitch it. Super nutritious food supplements and energies, you know, revitalization gases and whatever. And so you'd be up to the job. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I think you could do that. I can't even remember who our guest was three days ago. He got so into the alien porn that he doesn't even know where he is right now. I don't even know where I am. I'm here with Tessa and Eden. I only know that because it's on this paper. He did just look down and read it. I'm looking to see. I'm like, I've got notes for everywhere. Well, I hope you kids have fun. We did. Definitely. You go have some fun. Thank you, Mark, for joining us today. That's more energy than I'm used to dealing with, so I'm going to go take a nap now. You're going to take a nap? Yeah. Dream of those aliens. All right, Eric, you get your nap in, and I'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye. I had fun. Thanks. Thank you. Just change his name six times. I can't remember anybody's names. Bye, Eric. Bye, John, Mark. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's how things go for me. I mean, sometimes I run into somebody that I actually have, you know, had a date with. I'm bad with names. And I can't remember their names. I don't remember them, period. Sometimes I don't remember names at all for like at least four or five days. Do you remember movies? Does everybody, do they ever come up to you and go, I loved you in this movie? And you're like, I wasn't in that. What are you talking about? Oh, my God, that happens all the time. I do remember movies. If I was in a movie, I'll remember that. But, like, someone, I can't remember. Like, Adult DVD Empire had me listed on this DVD. And it was a Russian anal DVD. And I'm like, okay, two problems with this. Adult DVD Empire. I am not Russian. And I don't do anal. So it's definitely not me. You have someone's name wrong. You know, and of course they fixed it. But I was just like. That's not me. That's definitely not me. Nope. It was like all blondes on the DVD. Or they'll like, the fans will tweet me a picture from a scene. And I'll be like, who? What? What? What is seen? Like, who am I fucking in that? And like, I won't remember. Dude, I have fans that tweet random shit. And then I'll look at the dick. And then I'll recognize from the dick. And then remember the guy and put it together that way. Oh, my God. I'm like, oh, that's totally blah, blah, blah. You know, and then I'll just be like, oh, I did do that scene. It takes me a minute. But. I had this one fan on my Twitter that would post things. He's like, I love you so much. And then he'd post a picture with it. And it wasn't even, it's not even a picture of me. It's like a picture of him or some other girl. What? Yeah. It's like. I don't know what to do with this. You don't want them to do that. Or is that fun? Do you? Did you? It was just weird. I was just like, well, it was like a different girl. I was like, well, that's not me in the picture. And they're like, oh, I know. And I'm like. I know? There are so many interesting people on Twitter. Yeah. Very interesting people. Very intriguing. Where can we find you? Oh, my gosh. Got it. Oh, my gosh. What is your Twitter? My Twitter is at Eden Blair. That's Eden. E-D-Y-N-B-L-A-I-R. You can also find me at Facebook.com backslash TheEdenBlair. And I do have a blog, if you're interested in following that. I just started it. I got my first post up today. And that is Branches of Eden. And it's still spelled the way you spell Eden? Yes. E-D-Y-N. Now I'm trying to remember exactly what the blog place was. It's not Blogspot. It's another one. Give me two seconds. Ginger Lynn Auctions? I will. Oh, I'm going to be shooting with Ginger tomorrow. On her auction site. So anyone that's interested in getting anything naughty, you can keep an eye out for that. And I'm just waiting for this to pull up so I can tell you. And where do we find Tessa on Twitter? It's Tessa Lane. I-T-S-T-E-S-S-A-L-A-N-E. And it's the same on Instagram. I don't have a Facebook. Uh-oh. I'm also on Ginger Lynn Auctions. I don't have Instagram. Yes. You can buy my panties and a used dildo. That's been all up inside me. Do they sell pubic hair or no? No. No? Okay. But okay. So my blog is branchesofeden.wordpress.com. All right. Awesome. I'm Skip Happy Snap. And I have Indiegogo. I pay for my boobs. At Boobicles. Boobicles. They're like Indiegogo. Boobicles. Yeah. At Indiegogo. Donate a dollar. Donate a thousand. Just help me out. And there are perks. Yes. Help. Send all the help. I need my boobs back. How big are they going to be? I want to get them back up to a double D. That was my size before. And they'd still be in line because my hips are about 40 inches around right now. And on that note, do we say goodbye everyone? Yes. Thank you for tuning in to Blame It On Ginger. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.