Coffin Draggers and Kasia on Rockabilly Night

Welcome to the lighter side of the dark side. Go ahead. It's the Dark Mart Show, yes. We have a special night tonight. It is Rockabilly Night, although it's a Dark Mart Show. I guess it's Psychobilly Night. I'm not really sure. But we have some great guests here. We have the Coffin Draggers. We can call it Gothabilly. Gothabilly. Whatever you want to do. We got Gator Rick Murder here. And your new guitar player whose name escapes me. Vincent William Maloof. Vincent William Maloof. Yes. You call him Vincent Priceless, don't you? Yes, I do. Vincent Priceless is here. And also the founder of MeAndMyHatFriends.co, among other things. Pin up beautiful. A lot of stuff to talk about with this woman. Kasia. Just Kasia is fine. One name is good. One name is fine. How do you pronounce it? What's your last name? Zarek. If you really want to get into it, it could be Shadek. Shadek? Yeah, in that case, I might have to give it a full name, which is super Polish. Oh, you're Polish? I'm Polish. Oh, okay. You ever heard about the Polish lesbian? No, tell me. She only fucks guys. Anyway, so we're here on the light side of the dark side. I got a few announcements to make. First off, before we get, because this is going to be a great show. We've got two sponsors. We have Audible.com is our sponsor. Audible.com. Go to AudibleTrial.com. Backslash Dark Mark Show. Vincent Price is looking at me very oddly. You go on the road. Audiobooks. Listen to audiobooks on the road. It's great. Yeah. You like comedy albums? They got comedy albums for everybody. Louis C.K., George Carlin, Kevin Hart. They've got, you guys are into weird raves here. If I put in coffin on Audible.com, they've got everything on Audible.com. Actually, the easiest way to go to Audible.com. Here we go. A coffin for Dimitri. Dimitros, the coffin dancer, a rage in Harlem, a grave different cough of the Ed novel. They've got all sorts of coffin stuff. 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If he is, we can have someone to go get him because the security guard leaves at eight, so he might be locked down. Okay, let me see. Oh, yes, I have a text. Yes, so. I'm locked out. I can't wait. Now I'm in, but the elevator doesn't go up. Uh-oh. Spinal tap moment. See what you did. See what you did. Hold on. Are we all going to blow up? No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Are you sure? No, I'm sure. Okay. Blow what? It's, it's, it's happened. It's right there. It's happened before. They're getting some toilet paper or whatever they have. Napkins. Come on in. Have a seat. It's bothered. Why do you have ketchup on your mouth? I like ketchup. Is that ketchup or blood? You're part of the Coffin Draggers. Have a seat. Oh, you get on the RE20 side of the table. Yes. See, these are all SM7s on this side. What is that? Oh, see, we're, we're audio. Yeah, S&M? Tell me more. Yeah, S&M. We're audio geeks. S&M mics? We both have recording studios, so. Hey, I got stuck in the frickin'. You want to get, you want to get the mic way closer to you, because I can't hear the fucking word you're saying. There's got to be something. There you go. And this, this young man, by the way, is Robert, Robert Frank. Hey. And I'm on the Coffin Draggers website. Let me tell you, because I don't know. Don't cost you if you're familiar with the Coffin Draggers. I actually looked them up. Yes. Gayor McMurder is a funeral director, mortician, undertaker, business owner, end of life, end of life specialist, dark, moody, older, refined gentleman. It says that still? I didn't know it still said that. Yes. You may want to update your. Refined? I don't know. Yeah, refined is quite a stretch. I've seen these guys. Dark? Okay, so let's, let's start. When did the Coffin Draggers. And lovely. When did the Coffin Draggers start? In about 1970. Really? Really? Actually, the name goes way back. When I was a little kid, I'm old. Yeah, we know this, but go ahead. It's all right. Okay, I was born in 66. When I was a few years old, my family and I were in, oh God. So he's probably senile. He doesn't remember. I think it was Montgomery Wards where I used to go buy my 45s. Wow. You are old. That's vinyl. Montgomery Wards. She doesn't even know what that is. I actually do. But you didn't know who Isaac from the Love Boat is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know from experience. Do you know they have love boat toys? Love boat toys? Like action figures the same size as Star Wars. And you know who the love boat toys are? People in their 30s and 40s like us. True, yeah. So we're playing with love boat toys. There's no little kid that's like, I want an Isaac doll. It's all people in their 30s and 40s. See, I want to play with Kasha myself, but there's guys that want to play with dolls. I don't play nicely, so watch what you say. I really want to play with you now. Yeah, you just don't play with me. I want the Vicky doll from the Love Boat series. Okay. You like Vicky? Captain Stubing? I don't know. Was that the daughter? Yeah, yeah. That was the daughter. Captain Stabin? Oh, wait, that's a whole other thing. That's a different show. Are we getting some toilet paper for the console, or what's going on here? What happened to the console? Come on, Mindy. I spilled some wet from my coffin dragger. Oh, you spilled something? I spilled a little something. Oh. So, coffin draggers go back. So, coffin draggers go back. Not quite to 1970, but you guys go back. I got to tell that story since I started it. I went upstairs to the 45 section, and I bought the Monster Mash by Bobby Boris Pickett. Right. And there's that. They did a mash. Yeah, and there's that one that says, the coffin draggers were about to arrive with their vocal group, the Crypt Kicker Five. Right. Ever since I was a little kid, I wanted a band called the Coffin Draggers. Not the Crypt Keeper Five? No, I wanted Coffin Draggers. I think the Crypt Keeper Five was a hip-hop group in the late 70s. Just kidding. I'm surprised there isn't a Crypt Keeper Five. Well, actually, there is. Grandmaster Flash and the Crypt Keeper Five. Yeah. But when I was a little kid, I used to draw pictures of hearses and coffins and different things like that. Purses. Purses? Purses. Purses. Purses. Or hearse. Apparently, we got the rockabilly Evan Costello here on the show. Oh, you haven't heard anything yet. I'm sure I haven't. Anyhow, that was the basis of the name. And then, what year was it when we actually started playing? So, it was about 2003. Right. No, it was earlier than that. 2002, like I said. Yeah, because that's when the record was. I was 10. This kid was 10. Aw. You're always a 10 to me. How old were you in 2002, Kasia? A year old. Oh. A year old. I was an embryo. Oh, so you're lying. She lies about her age. Is that hot? You're hot. Don't worry about it. You're hot regardless. Do you like thinking about me as an embryo? As an embryo? Were you naked? Yeah, of course I was naked. Okay. Yeah. Well, hey. Actually, you see Mindy mopping up here. What do you think? That's good. Sexy. Clever use of the tissue wiping up fluids. I'm trying to have a real conversation here. But it's okay. It's going to happen. This is great, though. I love it. Not with me here. Sorry. Not with you here. Do you ever dress up like a nun? Well, here's the thing. Me? Yeah. I think I wore a latex nun outfit once for some shoot. Oh, no, no. It was actually a latex French maid. Sorry, guys. I was a nun this last Halloween. Which is interesting because I almost posted the picture. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt that joke. It was none of the above. What a depreciation. What a depreciation. Sorry, you're the comedian. What are we doing? I was a depreciation. I didn't do a bad Polish joke. So, this is Kasia. Just Kasia's cool. From meandmyhotfriends.com. Now, do you get shit for the name? C-O. C-O, not dot com. Because there's another meandmyhotfriends.com. Yes. He lives in Florida. I think he's a tweaker. And he won't give me the name for as much money as I've offered him. Something is very wrong. Does he really have hot friends? No, he doesn't. He actually doesn't even have any advertisements on his site, which is the really ridiculous part about it. So, it's like me. You know who his name is? His name is Mark. Is it you? Yeah, it's me. No, it's not because you don't live in Miami in a crab shack. I do have a lot. Not yet. Do you have hot friends? Huh? Do you have hot friends? I do have hot friends. Okay, tell me about them. He does. I've seen them. Hell yeah. Actually, Josie Cat, my hot friend, who's normally called. Yeah, where is she? She's getting her class to yoga teacher. I'm sitting across from my hot friend. Oh, that's hot. Teaching license. So, she. She's flexible. She's very flexible. We love Josie. Josie? Josie Cat, yes. Okay, I like that. Last week, she got set on fire, so I think she's still recovering. She is hot. Yeah, so. Wait, you can't just say that and not explain what happened. And she's smoking. No, no, it was the show last week. It's in the archives. But we had a friend, our friend Orpheus Black, the dom. He has, he takes torches and does fire play with. You go to AVN awards. You've seen stuff like that. Yeah, I went. Yeah. Okay. So, he did a little fire play on Josie Cat and also choked AVN nominee. Who? Venus Lux. Oh, okay. Right on, right on. I was telling you before, Josh. He didn't choke something else. I was going to say, it's a beautiful dress that Kasha's wearing. But Kasha told me she had a wardrobe malfunction earlier in the evening. Story of my life. My life. It's a series of them. Kasha Dragons would be quite interested. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have this problem and it's called huge tits. That's not a problem. I have that problem too because I'm 42. Yeah. It's called every time I wear a dress, I have to replace it because my zipper, my zipper does not like my tits as much as everyone else seems to. And those are natural. I hate when that happens. They are. I'm all real. I can tell. I can tell. How? Oh, this is a trained eye. Trust me on this. I know. Wow, that's pretty good. I know tits when I see them. He goes to Bar Sinister. He knows the difference. Oh, Bar Sinister. Don't get me started. No, no, no. Well, get started. Let's hear it. I don't go to Bar Sinister as much as you think, but go ahead. I hope not. I went there once and it was very strange. It was not, I think I was hit on by like a 65-year-old man in like a really cheap Halloween club. Gator, how could you? Oh, that's where I recognized you from. No, no, but you were hit on by, I think I know who it is. You had lipstick on? Probably. I don't really remember. I was probably a little drunk. I mean, to get me to go to Bar Sinister, I'd have to be a little, you know, a little turned up or something. Right. Or something. I don't know what that is. I'm actually really boring. Are you really? I'm really boring. Now. No, no. Didn't used to be. Now I am. Now you're boring. Now I'm boring. So what happened? What happened to- Told you not to tell anyone. I'm great at blackmail. I'm white, sorry. Yeah. What happened to turn you from not boring to boring? He's a white male. I became really focused on my career. Imagine that. Yes. And here you are on the Dark Mark show. Exactly. Instead of smoking weed alone in my apartment and eating my second burrito of the day. Which may account for the dress malfunction. I know. When she said eating, my mind went somewhere else. The tits. No, the tits are wonderful. They're beautiful. They're natural. They're mean, though. Is that why she's sitting directly across from you? Obviously. That's absolutely why she's sitting directly across from me. Because I know I booked the Coffin Dragons first. And I've been to a Coffin Dragons show many a time. Now, tell me the difference. Now, this is Rockabilly Night on the Dark Mark show. Because you guys- You guys are here. And you dress like a pinup. And we'll get to that in a second. What- First off, how did you get into rockabilly? I mean, is that what you primarily listen to? Or- Actually, you'd be surprised what I primarily listen to. Did you go through metal or punk? Because most rockabilly bands I know, like, they started out, like, kind of, they were into metal or punk and sort of hit the cramps or the misfits or some other thing and sort of segued into more traditional stuff. I kind of went backwards. I was raised by a Pentecostal preacher. I was raised on the country. And raised on bluegrass music. That explains it. Yeah. I listened to country, old gospel and bluegrass all my life. And in- Had a man for a cat and I had a jam on my lap. Exactly. That was good. And in 1981, a friend of mine in high school gave me a cassette tape. Yes, cassette tapes. What's that? Cassette tapes. I actually know what it is. Cassette tapes about this big. I owned one with Madonna. That's what we used to listen to. It had a little- You put it in the car and then the car would always eat it up. Exactly. I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. I saw one. I always had a pencil. Vince is- He has no idea. Right there. But it was a tape of two bands, the Blasters and the Stray Cats. Right. And I was just like, oh, wow, this is cool. It's kind of like what I grew up listening to except it rocks a little more. So you went through country, yeah. So in 1981, I got into rockabilly when I was, I guess, 16, I think. Now, some people would classify you as a psychobilly band. Yeah. So please define to me, because I still am confused, the difference between rockabilly and psychobilly. Well, basically- Basically, psychobilly is an offshoot of rockabilly. It's like harder, like more edgy. Right. And over the years, it kept getting more and more edgy and kept getting more and more distorted. And then bands just started doing their own thing and getting really creative. It became more punk. Yeah, it became more punk. It became more hardcore punk with an upright bass, basically. But nowadays, it's just kind of a loose term. Like, I don't even know how to describe psychobilly. We don't even like to call ourselves psychobilly or even rockabilly nowadays because- Well, that's why I like to kind of- We're kind of doing our own thing. That's why I like your band. You're not strictly into one thing or another. I mean, there's the influence there, obviously. Yeah. You do the stand-up bass. Especially the upright bass. Yeah, because- That's hot. And I'm playing the same exact upright bass that I bought in 1985. It's never broken, that thing? It was the first upright bass ever made. Actually, the neck broke off once. While you were playing? During a show? No, it was during a practice, but- Oh, okay. Some practice. What happens when you break a string during a show? I mean, that's got to be a bit- Never done it. Never broke a string. I can't really hear anything. Well, apparently, Robert Frank needs to be in the show. Yeah. He needs some attention. So, Robert, are you an original coffin dragger? I am. Gator and I, yes. It's an interesting story. My brother-in-law wants to know if I have a hydrogen peroxide at home. There was a big psycho show in Santa Ana, and there were plenty of straight jackets and padded- Straight jackets? No. It was a big psychobilly show. A lot of bands from Europe came over. And Gator got involved with promoting it and putting it together. And we slapped a band together real quick. Just for fun. For fun. To play the show. And when they asked for promotion, you know, what's the name of your band? Gator said Coffin Draggers. And from that day on- Now, do you play drums, right? I do. Okay, because that's what it says on the website. But do you play a full kit, or are you like the guy in the Stray Cats who just does the snare? No, no. You know- So- It's been a while since I've seen you guys. When I was in the 80s- Well, hopefully he'll be a singer tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow night they're doing a show at the CIA in North Hollywood. Have you ever been to the CIA in North Hollywood? I know you fear the Valley. That's awesome. I do. Yeah, I'm scared of the Valley. No, no. If you're going to go to the Valley, this is the one place to go. It's the coolest. It's the craziest club you've ever been to. It's like a circus- A club in the Valley. You're seriously terrifying me right now. No, no, no. It's shaped like a circus sideshow. They have severed heads, shrunken arms- What is this place? On display. It's called the California Institute of Abnormal Arts. It's not even really a club, right? It's not a club. It's a museum and a performance venue. That's awesome. Yeah, it's a cool spot. Live bands and crazy stuff. No, it's great, right? Do you find girls that look like me there? Well, tomorrow night you will because- They may not be alive. Because last time I saw these guys- Because I got to be honest, when I see you guys, a couple times I've seen you, I've gone for the girls because I love that rockabilly look. I love that pinup look. Babes. That's what I'm going for. I mean, that's a good byproduct of the Coffin Dragons, I would think. Yeah. Must be before I joined. The Betty Page thing came back and you guys were right in the thick of it, right? My phone's just cut off. Oh, gosh. Gator's interview is done, ladies and gentlemen. My mic died. That was Gator. No, no, your mic's still on. You're on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't hear me. I hear you. I'm not sure what's going on with Gator's mic. But anyway, you were saying, so- So, the interesting thing is- I'm waiting for that, yeah. In the 80s, I was in- I was into, like every teenage guy in Southern California, punk rock and metal. Right. You know, I was into like a lot of thrash drummers, Dave from Slayer and- Oh, so the real hardcore, yeah. Yeah, and I really liked- Yeah, Mindy likes that. That kind of stuff. Mindy's a drummer, so she- So, you know, when I heard Rain and Blair from Slayer- And I was heavily into TSOL's Dance With Me. Right. Those two drummers at the time, I wanted to play like that. Very busy drums. Very freaking heavy, you know, very frantic. Just, you know, like you're on some kind of controlled substance. But- And that's what you bring to the Coffin Drag. So, that's what I bring to Coffin Drag. So, when people come to see us, they think Psychobilly or Rockabilly. And then when they see us play, they're just like, holy crap. Right. Because it's real heavy. It is heavy. Matter of fact, I think, and Vincent Price, we're going to get to you because you're the new member. And we've got to hear your story. He makes it heavier. Yeah. Yeah. No, he does. Actually, we're going to- You're calling me fat? Yeah. Yeah. He's calorically chilling. Yeah. I'm calling you fat. So, hold on. P-H-A-T. Hold on one second. Acidic. Acidic fat. Plus, you're dope. I think we're going to do a little dancing here, Kasia and I. We're going to play some- I was going to say, why did you take that camera off of me? No, no. We'll put it back on you. Don't worry about it. Jeez. The camera will always be on you. But we're going to play some Coffin Draggers. There's a camera under the table, you know. Oh, God. I would believe it. Yep. I wondered what I was doing here. Skid Row Stimulus is not quite that skinny. But anyway, so we're going to play some Coffin Draggers. This is- I'm not sure which track this is, but it'll be playing right now. So, let's give it a listen. Ah. That's called I Really Need You. Do you? Yes. Swing dance. Swing dance. Oh. Nice. So, what's going on? What's going on? I got my radar open. I want to taste the world so I can. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that for a second. I didn't mean it. Go on. When I come out, they're just presenting. Oh, good. I want to take you to my world of sea, yeah. I really need you. I really need you. I can't go on. But I'm going to start if I don't need you. I really need you. I really need you. I can't go on. But I'm going to start if I don't need you. Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Are you playing slap bass? Slap something. That's a pretty cool cello, man. Cello. I'm going to take you to my tonight. It's like a metal band. Oh, you're in. That's a taste of coffin draggers. Psycho metal. Psycho metal. That's the new coffin draggers with Vincent. That's the new coffin draggers. So Vincent, I was going to get to you, but we have like, except for you, I mean, you're like the only one in this room that's not an attention whore. You realize that? Yeah. Everybody's like, I want to talk. Okay. Did I ever tell you about the time everyone went out? Never mind. Kasha, you were beautiful and pale. Yes. I like pale women. That's my whole thing. Same here. Me too. But you weren't always. I was. No, I've seen pictures of you. She wasn't always beautiful? No. She was always beautiful. Okay. Oh, no. Actually, I wasn't always beautiful. No, no, no. I had some real extreme gossip phases. No, no. Well, here's the thing. Now, I'm going to ask you, and I'm sure you have this answer that every beautiful woman has. Well, when I was in high school, nobody liked me. Or when I was in junior high, nobody liked me. I was ugly and everybody hated me. Are you reading my bio? Well, nobody liked me because I was confident. And I wasn't really that attractive at all. I was dorky and I had bright orange hair. I looked like a lion. I wore it. I had a ponytail. Now you're a lion. I had pink braces and crappy glasses. So, yeah, no one liked me because I walked out and I was like, I'm this shit. And they didn't like that. So, yeah, I ate lunch in the bathroom. Here, can you wear that? There you go. Coffin draggers. Yes, I think I can. That's hot. I definitely will. Okay. Thank you. We need a picture of that. Uh-oh. Yeah. So, anyway, so what I was going to ask you before everybody started jumping in. Sorry. Me and my proud friends.co. Do people give you shit for that? Because it does sound a little conceited. I don't care. No, I'm just saying. The last thing I care. My question was, does anybody. I didn't say I thought it was conceited. No. Ask me and my hot friends, you know. Yeah, who cares? I have hot friends. They might think that, but then they look at the page and look at my friends, man. They're all gorgeous. They're all hot. Get them air conditioning. Shit. I understand that. There's no air conditioning here. No, because I was looking at your hot friends. Honestly, you're the hottest. Oh, no. Absolutely. All my friends are banging. I'm not saying they're not. I'm not saying they're not. I'm not saying they're not banging, as the kids say. But, yeah, I'm looking at a picture right now. That means something different to me. There's a blonde girl eating a hamburger. Not as hot as you are. Hey, no. She's gorgeous. Very hot. They're gorgeous. I'm not saying she's not. But what kind of hamburger is it? Just not your type. She's my type, though. I think she's great. So when you say she's your type now, is that your thing? Everything's my thing. Really? Are you into men, women? I was talking about the hamburger. Oh. The hamburger. That's not your type. Guys in makeup. What is your type? I'm not. No. No? No. Are you craving five guys? But I'm down. Oh, why'd you say that? I'm too down. So anyway, let me tell you about Kasia, too. She was in the WB series. It was Downers Grove. Am I pronouncing that correct? Back in the day, yeah. We were actually the first. Downers Grove? Yeah, I know, right? First web series for the WB.com and almost made it to actual TV better. Well, you know how all the TV shows are on Netflix and Amazon.com now? This was the pioneer. We were one of the first, first ones. We actually, we were supposed to premiere with Children's Hospital. Rob Corddrys. And they ended up taking their show to actual TV, into your homes instead of ours, which was a total bummer, obviously, because then I probably wouldn't even be sitting here. How dare they? I'm totally kidding. I'd still be here. I love you, Mark. I liked you the second I saw you and saw that you had a butt on your tie because I like butts. And she cannot lie. Yeah, and it happens to be Betty, who I also like. Yes, no, I do have a Betty Payne tie. Speaking of photographer and model yourself. I'm not a model. Well, I'm not a model. You are. I mean, you take pictures. Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'm a model. I'm just a pinup girl. Okay, you're a pinup girl and you're a photographer. Sometimes I take pictures of myself because I'm there. Right, well, trust me, if I look like you, I take tons of pictures of myself, but it all stays in the dress. I'm not a model. Okay. Like, once in a while, you know, I let other people do it, but it's just because of how I dress and, you know. And by the way, what are you doing next Wednesday? I might bust out the polo, right? But we'll do a retro. Yeah, retro anything. Let's do it. No, but. Always. I was going to ask. Polaroid was a camera back in the day. What's a camera? It was a camera. It wasn't a phone. It was actually a camera. There was a little man inside with a chisel and a rock. It wasn't an app, no. Did you Instagram things with it? Do you have one? No, but I was going to say. I think so, right? I was going to say. You can Instagram. You can Instagram from a Polaroid camera? Yeah. Dude, I totally hit the Instagram in the parking lot. All right, I'm in another weird vortex. But. No, I was going to ask you, as a photographer, as somebody who assesses beauty, what is it about the Betty Page rockabilly look that, because I've just been attracted to that look. I love it. You go to a Coffin Dragons show, you can't even, I don't even watch the band. I hear the music, but there's so many girls wearing it. It bangs everywhere. It bangs. Yeah. Keep going. It's because I. What is it? What is it about that look? Because you used to have blonde hair. You used to not be so pale. Well, when I had blonde hair, I was just as pale. Really? You didn't look like it. Oh, yeah. No, for sure. I actually was a redhead. I'm a redhead naturally. And that's the only place that you might have seen me not so pale. But I mean, I honestly, I've been this color pretty much my whole life. Okay. I'm this color. But what is it about the rockabilly look, the pinup look? I think that it's, the reason that it's so hot, and I totally agree, is because it kind of goes back to a classic kind of beauty instead of, you know, a neon G-string or whatever is kind of the typical, you know, slutty hot. It goes back to something different and curvy and beautiful. Would you guys agree? Because first off, I mean. You are curvy. Yeah. You are curvy. You are curvier than a lot of your hot friends. Yeah. But that's what I like. Yeah. I love it too. Well, most men do. I don't love it when I'm trying to fit into this dress, but you know. You've already got one. That's right. There you go. Exactly. I'm with you guys. Now, you guys agree with me. The rockabilly, the pinup look, a little curvier. Like that, right? Pale. I like girls. Bangs. Something different. That's a priceless? You weigh in on this. Yeah. Yeah. You like girls? Things like that? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I do. Vince is a lesbian. You have a semi-famous father. Is that correct? I suppose. Yeah. Who's your father? Impress us. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Because Gator told me and I forgot. Well, I don't know. I asked my mom, but she... It happened. His name. Yes. My dad is Evil Wilhelm. Evil Wilhelm. Yeah. And Evil Wilhelm is... Evil. A drummer. He's a drummer. Yeah. He was a drummer in Radio Werewolf. See? Stuff. Very impressive. Yes. So you're a second generation musician, but you play guitar. Yeah. I play guitar. And what happened to the last guy, the guitar player? You guys want to talk about that or are you just kind of like... He's actually a very good friend of ours. Yeah. And he's moved on to bigger and better things. Yeah. He got a day job, right? Yeah. He got married. He had kids. No, that's him. Yeah, that's me. Oh, okay. I said, screw this artist crap. I'm going to get in a job. So when did the break happen with the original Coffin Draggers lineup or that Coffin Draggers lineup? Was that four years ago or something like that? Yes. Four years ago. Four years ago. Three, four years ago. So apparently you roamed the schoolyards until you found Wilhelm's son. We waited for him to graduate and showed him some candy. Wilhelm, seriously. Wilhelm. Vincent. How old are you? Seriously. I'm 22. Okay. What? Yeah. And how long have I known you? Did you hold him in your arms? Nine years. Nine years, I'd say. You were nine years when I knew you? No, I was 13. I was 13. Is that illegal? I don't know. Because you realize, and I'm not saying you're not a good looking guy, I wouldn't know. But, you know, you look like, seriously, you look like you're in ninth grade. I mean, it's... Yeah, he is. You should have seen me in ninth grade. Yeah? You look like a fetus then or what happened? That's like embryo jokes. Yeah. It's nothing but fetus and embryo jokes tonight on the Dark Market. Fetus? An embryo joke. Fetus or fetus? So how old? So you've been playing guitar since you were, I'm sure... 12. 12. Okay. So were you a fan of Coffin Draggers before you joined the band? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just started playing guitar when I was 12. And then when I was 13... I saw them play and I was like, whoa, this is like so cool. Yeah. And were you into rockabilly before or psychobilly? No. I don't know anything about psychobilly or rockabilly. Right. You didn't give him any of your Chuck Berry records or anything like that? No, it's actually cooler that way because he brings his own influence. Right. And what are your influences? I guess like the roots of metal, like 60s to 80s hard rock, like ACDC, Cream. Zeppelin, Sabbath. Yeah. Deep Purple. Right. Old Metallica though too. Yeah, right. Before Injustice. That's a cutoff point. Injustice is too much for me. I can only do the first three. Master of Pop. Master of Pop. Master of Pop is the last good one. Anything without Cliff is me. All right. That's right. Okay. All right. Cliff died and so did the music. Vincent's also an amazing blues. I don't know if I have to explain who Metallica is to you. I've heard of them once or twice. Yeah. But blues too. I'm really into blues. He's an amazing blues guitar player. Oh, really? That's cool. I think when Stevie Ray Vaughan passed, his spirit went into Vincent. When Stevie Ray Vaughan passed, gas. It was. Well, that's okay. That's okay. Because you were born about the same time that Stevie Ray Vaughan died, so it's entirely possible. That'd be pretty sweet. If you're 22, you were born in 92. Yeah. So that's about the time he passed. Well, Dimebag Daryl died the month I started playing guitar. So both Stevie Ray Vaughan and Dimebag Daryl died for your sins. So you could be in the Coffin Draggers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So it's perfect. So how did you guys like, I mean, you guys were, you know, guitarless. Did you all do auditions or you just said, oh. Almost. Oh, you know, that kid down the street. Let's just grab him. Well, basically what it was, I have a recording studio called Funeral Home Studios. Ooh. That's wise. Dot com. Facebook.com slash funeral. And Vincent had a band. Always reserved. How old were you? You were 16? Well, I was. When you had Corpse Candy? Yeah. Corpse Candy. Corpse Candy. I started, there was a band I started when I was, I was 14 when I started it. How old were you when I recorded you guys? 16. Okay. He was 16 years old. His band came to my studio to record. And that's when I first heard, I knew him before that because I met him. Because where else is Corpse Candy going to record? Exactly. Yeah. Funeral Home Studios. But when I heard him play, I was like, oh, dang. When he's older, I'm going to steal him if I need him for the coffin drag. And I'll have him play guitar. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Play guitar on the side, you know. So were you playing guitar for Corpse Candy or you were doing something else? Yeah. No. Corpse Candy was like my thing. I wrote the songs. I played guitar, sang. What's the name of a Corpse Candy song? Just so I can kind of. Corpse Candy. There was a. I understand that's probably a song. We had a song. We had a song called Teddy Bear about a killer teddy bear. A killer teddy bear. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You realize Kosh is not going to be able to snuggle with extra stuffed animals tonight after the show. You shouldn't come home with us then. I'm a bad boy. Corpse Candy. You should have a song called Take Off My Wrapper. Take Off My Wrapper. No, we had a song called Zombalicious. Zombalicious. I figured as much. But so your first gig. Before the zombie craze. Oh, yeah. No, you were way ahead of your time. But your first gig with the coffin dragon. What was that? And how was that like? My first like. Horrible grammar. Where was that? How was that like? It was the Cyclone. The Long Beach Cyclone. It was actually really awesome. It was like one of the best shows I've ever played. It was a lot of fun. It's good to play with a band who can actually play like together. Right. You know, like tight. He's not talking about us. I was going to say that. Yeah, but I wasn't talking about Corpse Candy. I was talking about the coffin dragon. Yeah, no, no, no. So you're playing with. You're cool playing with the older guys because they know what you're doing. Yeah. It's good to play with good musicians. Right. Shucks. Thanks. But you know what happened was Gator and I were writing songs for a new album. Right. And I was playing guitar and drums. And we worked on a few songs. On everything. It makes me mad because he's so good at singing. He's written riffs that I like physically can't play. Oh, really? Yeah. Shucks. So how do you do that live? We don't. We didn't do it. We don't do those songs. We actually dropped the song. But so we record these songs for our coffin built for two. EP. And we needed some solos because I wasn't that great at soloing. Right. And then Gator's like, hey, I'm going to call up Vince. Right. The kid from Corpse Canyon. So I was like, right on. Bring him down. Well, I have a secret story about that. Oh, DeVol's the secret Gator. Do I know the story? Yeah, you do. Oh, okay. You were there. Hope he does. It's a Dark Mark show exclusive. Let's hear this Gator. I was there. There was one bass player. I'm off again. What do I keep doing? In the world. In the world. Can you hear me? Okay. I'm going to take these off then. Okay. Just go take something else off. Okay. Ooh. Well, basically we needed a guitar player and on. All the guys are taking off their clothes. Cause it's just like, I'm not taking shit off. No, no, no, no, no. Sort of stuck. Oh, that's so, so hot. Girls and girdles. That's hot. Girls and girdles. That's my next website. Girls and girdles. Me and my hot friends and my. Me and my hot friends and girls and girdles. Girdle girls and hot and Corpse Canyon. I used to love it when my mom's new Sears catalog would arrive. Me too. I'd look at all the tools. The girdle pages. Dang. The Montgomery Ward Sears. Do you remember that? Do you remember the 70s catalog? This show is brought to you by every bankrupt department store that's ever been. So what's the story? Let's hear the story. We needed a guitar player. So on this thing called. The secret. The FB thing that I hate, but we're all part of. I put out an ad. So what's the FB thing? Facebook. Oh, Facebook. I hate Facebook, but unfortunately we all use it. But you contacted me through Facebook. Exactly. I know. I know. But, but I, Facebook actually hates me. They scold me all the time. What do you do? That's what I like. That's what I like. I don't know. They tell me that I request friends of people that I don't know, even though I know them in real life. And then they ban me for a month. They just don't like you. Yeah. Those people don't like you and they're blocking you. I just want you guys to know while you're talking, I'm on Facebook right now. Oh. Anyhow. Modern technology. Back to the story. This is something I know about. I put out an announcement saying. Closer to the mic. Okay. Are these on? Oh, they're on again. Okay. This is better. I put out an announcement saying that I need a guitar player to come over to my studio to help me test out new microphones. And I've done it previously. I used that and I got jerked off. Wait. Is that on? I'm sorry. Go ahead. Microphone. Yeah. Where's the under table cam now? That's the. Actually, Kasia. This is the secret part. Kasia answered a different Craigslist ad, but let's. I saw that one. So anyhow, a bunch of people responded and I was secretly looking for a guitar player for the band, but I didn't want to tell people, hey, Coffin Draggers are looking for a guitar player. Right. So I said, I used that excuse of testing out microphones. A few people hit me up. And then Vincent's like, hey, I've done that. I actually had him really do that for one time, a long time ago. So he said, hey, I'll come over and do it. And I'm like, all right, cool. So he came over and then I opened up and told him, I said, you know what? We really need a guitar player for Coffin Draggers. Would you want to do it? He goes, yeah, of course. And I was like, okay, go learn our songs or some of our songs and come back for practice next week. And he's like, I already know your songs. So we got together and practiced the next week and he nailed every song. Now, were you guys professional? I keep playing them forever. Were you guys as professional as he was when he was your age? When you were his age? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually. Cautious distracting. When you were his age. When you were his age. Yeah. Let me, let me. When you were his age, were you guys professional? Next door. I actually met Gator when I was his age. So. Oh my goodness. Uh oh. Is it like a T-Rex fight? What is that? It is. It sounds like a T-Rex. I don't know. I think they're doing patty cake. I don't know what's going on. Oh, there you go. How do you do that? Kasha and Coffin Dragger's patty cake. You were as good as he was when he was. You know what? This is when I met. You can be Jessica Coffin. Okay. That'll be my. If you keep coughing, get some coffin medicine. I met Gator. Right. At a show. Gator played in one of the first L.A. Psychobilly bands in the 80s called the Bee Pickles. The Bee Pickles. And my old punk rock ensemble, Our Band Sucks, played a show with them. These are the worst fucking band names I've ever heard. Go ahead. Your band sucks. Our band sucks. All from Bee Pickles. Our band sucks played with Bee Pickles. Right. And that's how babies were born. Ah. And the next day the universe was made and it was good. So I met Gator in 88 or 89. Right. And probably this guy's age or younger. And I remember seeing Gator play at a base. You were 16 when I took you to Hollywood. Uh-oh. That's when you picked me up from Hollywood. Oh, yeah. Was that like 60 years ago? Yeah, 60 years ago. 65. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. Gator. court down at the Starwood. You see, Rodney was a DJ. Rodney? I'm trying to think of some arcane 70s references. Something that has nothing to do with the 70s. Kasia. Wait, how old is Kasia? I'm 24. That's what she says. Literally nothing to do with the 70s at all. Well, Kasia does not know who Isaac from the Love Boat is. So I sort of believe her when she says she's 24. He was a bartender on the ship. Right. Does Vincent, do you know the Love Boat? I know what it is. I've never watched it. You were busy filming Downers Grove in the 70s. You were busy making Downers Grove while they were rerunning Love Boat. Apparently. The Love Boat would do it. Remember the guy who did that? No. I don't watch TV. Really? You shouldn't. There's a lot of other things to do. I'm too busy creating for myself. I don't want to watch other people's movies. So what's the... First off, you were in a movie called Cleavage. Dang. Was I? My favorite movie. Tell me about Cleavage. She was right in the middle. I went on your IMDB page and I was interested. That one was... Oh my God, that was so long ago. It was an indie film about... Cleavage? Yeah, pretty much. It was kind of like about guys' responses to boobs, basically. It was just a really short... It wasn't a documentary. It was scripted. I barely remember, honestly. And you moved to... You moved to L.A. when you were 17. Yeah, I did. Where did you move from? San Francisco. I took off. I graduated when I was 17 and I was like, you guys, I'm going to L.A. I saved up all the money I ever got for my birthdays, Christmas, whatever, for my family. And I came out here with a salvaged 99 Corolla with an Earl Shy paint job because I couldn't stand the fact that it was like... Earl Shy. You know, Sasha Gray was here last month. She had the exact same... She had the exact same story. Yeah. Same car, too? Maybe I have Sasha Gray. No, no. She had a... Mine is the toilet bowl licking. She moved from... She was very nice. Don't talk about that. No, I love her. Okay. No, that's like what she does. That's her thing. Yeah, I never... I haven't watched any of her carnivals. I'm sure you have. No, that wasn't like a dig against her at all. Sasha, I love you. You're great. Right. So, but she came... I stumble across those things accidentally When she was 18, she took a U-Haul from the Bay Area down here. Oh, she is from up there, isn't she? Yeah, she is. That's awesome. Yeah, no, I have a lot of respect for her. She's gotten a lot of mainstream jobs from what she did and she actually was acting and I thought that was really, really cool. I like her. So, and you say on your website, meandmyhotfriends.com, I want to be able to look at a photo I took because you are a photographer and immediately be able to tell something about the person in the photo even if they have never met. Yeah. Now, the photo with you with the dirty feet reading the Satanic Bible, what does that tell us about you? That tells you... Because I almost posted that one. I didn't. I should have. Are you looking that up, Bob? Yeah. That's on meandmyhotfriends.co, not com, co. Yeah, .co. It's the really cool new techie domain name, aka, again, Mark. Good old Mark. Is it? In Miami. .co. Gemco? Gemco. Okay, so what does that say? meandmyhotfriends.co. That said that I... The dirty feet in the Satanic Bible. I had a very, very brief lapse in judgment and I thought that I was going to move to New York and instead decided that I wasn't really into it. Yeah, show it. Show the feet. No, it's not really a foot. I would never show my feet. I hate toes and I hate feet. Really? You're not into feet? I do. I'm not into feet at all. You're not into shrimping? I think they're really weird. That's an odd one. That's an amazing feet. Oh, here we go. You don't like little feet? Hold on, here we go. Here, check that out. That's hot. Yeah. I mean, you're a beautiful woman. I mean, it's just... Well, thank you. Thank you. There's nothing wrong with that photo. What's wrong with it? I didn't say what's wrong. Apparently, my feet are dirty. I asked what it says about you. What it says about me is that I should get in a bathtub once in a while. You don't wear shoes. What's going on with that hygiene? Maybe it means that my mom should clean her floors in her goddamn house sometime. Hey. I was at my mom's house. No, I'm just kidding. They're very clean. It's just me that's a filthy pig. Totally kidding, guys. Totally fine. I'm an angel. So you went from San Francisco to Los Angeles, and you are a valley-hating girl with a valley girl accent. I'm just a little traumatized. And we all live in the valley. Do you? What part of the valley? Don't say that. The good part. Where? You know where the guy was just with the AK-47? Oh, no. Yeah, that's down the street from us. Yeah, yeah. That's right around. We're right there. They found a dead girl in a trunk on my street a few years ago. That's where the California Institute of Abnormal Arts is. Oh, okay. Right in the arts district. Of no-ho. Okay. I actually like that area, and I like Studio City. I actually kind of wanted to move to Studio City, and then I realized it was part of the valley, and I was like, oh, no. I love Studio City. I feel like it's very professional and classy. It is. Which I'm not, but I'll try to be. Yeah, that's why. We won't let you in yet. Yeah, exactly. If you go to the CIA, we'll get you in. Yeah, I do. I want to check this place out. It sounds awesome. No, no, yeah. We'll go tomorrow. We'll check out the coffee. It'll be fun. Yeah, you can check out the band playing, too. Can I bring my mom? There's lots of good bands playing tomorrow night. There are. But anyway, so what's next for you? What's next? I just produced a pilot comedy TV show for NBC, which is really awesome. Hopefully, I mean, if that gets picked up, that would be amazing. Right. I am actually working. Tell us about that. Is there anything you can say, or are you not a disclosure? I mean, it's a comedy. It's about a couple people who are not college age, which I think is cool. It's an interesting demographic. It's really, really funny. It's really awesome. Were they in elementary school? What age are they? No, no, no. They're like working professionals. It's older guys in a band. Ben Glebe actually is one of the stars. He's really awesome. Ben Glebe, you might recognize him from Chelsea Handler. He actually has his own show coming out August, I believe, 12th on the Game Show. Look, I'm plugging him. I'm like, you didn't even follow me on Instagram, but I'm plugging you. Did you write this pilot? Did you direct it? What is your involvement? I produced it. David Shapiro, he's awesome. He's a TV producer. He actually wrote it, and he gave me the job of producing it so he could focus on directing and writing it. So that was really, really awesome. And then I'm actually working on getting my show, which would be basically a guest-driven talk show. And I want to either, I mean, ultimately, I'd love to have it on TV, but I'm working on pitching it to a bunch of different networks right now. And it's going to be like a very open-minded kind of like comedy-based, but sex relationship kind of thing. So, yeah. And it's going to be like a very body positive, very like female positive, like just really cool kind of TV. It's going to be a different thing. And that's like my main, that's what I wanted to do for my whole life. And right now it's actually happening, and I'm really, really excited about that. Good for you. Good for you, yeah. I was going to say comedy with sex and all sorts of weird people and body conscious. The Dark March shows sort of like that. Hot girls. Yeah, we have that. We like sex. Yeah. So speaking of sex, so the Rockabilly Girls, Rockabilly Groupies, different from other groupies? Come on, you got to tell us. We got to hear about the Rockabilly Groupies. You know what's interesting is these groupie girls, the fans, they're very genuine. They're very cool. They come up to us. They tell us how much they love us. They're not like slutty groupies, you know. They tell you that? Yeah. Except for that young girl in the Key Club parking lot. What happened to the Key Club parking lot, Gator? I was in the Key Club parking lot one time. We used to play the Key Club just about every month, years and years ago. Once again, another defunct organization that we're talking about. Yes, exactly. Isn't it church now? They closed everything down. Yeah, they closed last year, yeah. Everywhere we used to play closed down after we were there. Actually, I did a show there. I guess that's what's going to happen here. I did a show there at the Sunshine Strip Music Festival a couple years ago, and then next year they canceled. Yeah, that's crazy. That was a good place. I did a benefit for the West Memphis Free. They're free. Key Club's closed. Oh, we played that show. Wait, was that the one with Gloom? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we played the same show. Yeah, that's right. It's all coming back to us. So tell us about, was that the night you had the groupie at the Key Club? No, I think it was another night. But yeah, I was out in the parking lot loading all the gear into the hearse. They have a hearse? That's awesome. It's a 69 Cadillac hearse. Yes! Hello! I want to ride in that hearse. Oh, yeah. That's right. Can we either go shoot? Can I bring some babes into your hearse? Let's do it. If the hearse is rocking, don't bother knocking. That almost sounds like our new song. That's hot. I think that's good. So go ahead. Let's hear the story. Okay, I was out in the parking lot loading the car. My girlfriend was standing next to me, and this very young girl came up. She was probably like 14. Well, that's horrible. I know. It was awful. And she just flat out, she looked at me and just flat out said, can I suck your dick? And that's a yes or no question? I'm like, um... And her friends were like, no, seriously, she wants to give you a blowjob. She really wants to suck your dick. It's the upright bass, isn't it? I think so. They sung that in a so foul as that they can. Yeah, I agree. She wanted his upright organ. Am I allowed to say dick? You can say whatever you want. It is a guy's name, you know. Have we not sworn in the show? We encourage, we're friendly. Go ahead. Oh, I was wondering about that. I've had the filter on this whole time. I know. We have seven minutes and 32 seconds to... Dang. Curse like a fucking maniac. Go ahead. Gosh darn it. Fuck yes. Fudge. Oh, he turned those... Frickin' around. Darn. Wait, why didn't you ask her to have a threesome with your wife? Your girlfriend. My girlfriend. Your girlfriend. Sorry, don't want to... The 14-year-old white... I didn't ask a white... Do you want to have a girlfriend? I'm already uncomfortable with this. Right. If she was 14, huh? She was probably like 18. I mean, she was out of the house, right? Yeah. First off, if they say they're 14, they're really nine. That's true, too. Yeah, that's true. You remember when you were 14? Yeah. You were a wild child up there. That was like two years ago, right? You were on Haight-Ashbury. Who knows what was going on there? Yeah, I was crazy. I wore a Catholic schoolgirl uniform to high school every day. And did the Catholic schoolgirl uniforms pop because of your massive breasts down back then? No, but I did hike it up like all the way up and I got in trouble a lot because of that. Yeah, we'll get back to the groupie story. When did you really... This is fine, right? When did you really start developing... When did you start developing those massive breasts that you had? When I was 12. I was really... And by the way, I was like 16... Those are double Ds, right? ...and a half. Bigger, probably. I was like 16 and a half. So ladies out there, if you're young and you don't have them yet, there still might be time. Wait a minute. They didn't bloom until you were 18? No, I was really... I was young, dorky, underdeveloped, all that. I was really, really skinny for the first couple years of high school and then all of a sudden I got my braces off and these just wouldn't stop growing and I don't think they have stopped growing. Is that when you got the grill put in? Is that what... Yeah, I was about four and a half when I got the grill put in. Right, and then the braces were over then. Yeah, it was like a three layer. Well, I was going to say, you took the braces out, put the grill in, then the breast appeared. Exactly. I mean, you know what? It was just the magic of gold teeth. Right. Yeah. So tell us about the groovy story, Gator. I'm still thinking about Catholic school uniforms. Sorry. I'll put mine on later for you. Next time you come on, Kaja, please wear it. Go ahead. It definitely does not fit anymore. I could probably fit it over one leg. Right. So a 14-year-old wants to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend. Kaja says, why don't you say yes? She wants to suck your dick. If she was 18 and older, things would be different. So she definitely was 14. Would your girlfriend have been up for that? I can't say that. That's yes. I hope so. Vincent, what is your wildest rockabilly groupie story? I got to hear this. I don't have any. Okay. Robert, you have some. Robert, you have some. I don't have any as, you know, juicy. Come on. You can talk about of age girls. It's okay. I don't really. Oh, you know. There's something coming to mind. Don't say the word come. I love the one show, Gator and I, and this is with our old guitar player, Jose Esleepy. All their great stories. Right. Yeah. Before you joined the band, now it's a, yeah. Gator and I go back after the show. It's literally four in the morning. The sun's coming up. We go back to the room because we're freaking dead. We don't know where this guy goes, the guitar player. I'm brushing my teeth in the hotel room. That's always nice. And, you know, where the sink on the fancy hotels is right by the front door. Right, right, right. So I hear a knock on the door and I'm brushing my teeth. I open the door and it's our guitar player, Jose, with two groupies and he has a pizza. Wait. Pizza? Wait. And Gator and I were like, oh, we want the pizza. And that guy's no longer in the band? Two girls and a pizza? He should be in the band for life. I'm sorry, but you know what I'm talking about. They probably ate some of the pizza. I can't agree. I'm sure he ate some of the pizza. If you bring girls and they eat some of the pizza. Same show. A young lady, a groupie, wanted to get on the bus or the van with us to go back to our room with us. So I was like, okay, yeah, let's go. So she jumps on. We get to the hotel. We leave her in the lobby and we go upstairs. Wait, you guys are really lame for a band, dude. What happened with the pizza? Okay, let's hear about Kasha's groupies. That's the extent of our groupie stories. I've got, I know what you're thinking. Yeah, no, I saw. And time. No, no, it's not time. No, but I have one more thing. What? Because I know there's a story and I want you all to come back because you all are great. I told you, it goes by really quick. On Model Mayhem, there is a post where a guy says, I think you're beautiful. I'm six foot six. I used to play pro basketball and I want to go out with you. Did you go out with that guy? Wait, what? Go on your Model Mayhem account. I don't use that. No, if you, this guy went on her Model Mayhem and said, I'm six foot six. I'm muscular. I used to play pro basketball. If you're six foot six, you used to play pro basketball. What are you doing on Model Mayhem? Hold on. Model Mayhem. That's what I was wondering here. I'm going to, let me put that up verbatim, but before I do, coffin drivers, tell us about what you guys got going on and tell us about your show tomorrow night and any new stuff that you have. Well, we got a show tomorrow night in, is that North Hollywood or Burbank at the CIA? It's North Hollywood. It's on Burbank. It's a section of the Valley that's safe. We're working on a new album. It's a compilation of our EPs and singles that we have done with Vince in the last two years and then there's some new material up on that. I think like three songs or something. Three or four. We were working on those yesterday. Oh, it's the five. So it's going to be a full, full length with new and old. It should be out soon. Soon, what were we talking about? Time frame? Well, I want to get it out before the end of tonight. Oh, okay. I want to get it out before the end of July. So here we go. So how do people get a hold of the coffin drivers if they want to get a hold of them? And you're not the coffin drivers. You're just coffin drivers. It's just coffin drivers. Just coffin drivers. CoffinDragers.com or CoffinDragers on Facebook. Yeah. We have two Facebook pages. One that's just like a personal one that I started years ago. Oh, yeah. That I actually take care of. Smoke signal. And then we have the Coffin Draggers official page which we can all add in and get messages. Right. And I'm almost here. Okay. I want to see the six foot six guy. I was browsing. I'm vibrating. 228 2012. I was browsing through here and I really like your portfolio. I make it to LA a couple times a year so I was curious if you have any interest in doing a shoot together when I'm in town. I'm 6'6", a firefighter, used to play pro basketball. I think he says he's 66. I think you're flat out gorgeous and I think we could create some stunning photos. I think he's gay. If you're up for it, shoot me a message and we'll figure it out. Well, anyway, for those of us who are not gay, such as myself and not the Coffin Draggers, Coffin Draggers. Just Coffin. Tell us what you got going on, Kasia. How do we get a hold of you? What's going on in the world of Kasia? Instagram is always great. Me and my hot friends won. Again, I think Mark has me and my hot friends. I don't know. Me and my hot friends were the number one. Well, trust me, I've added you on all sorts of social media. I'm not going to miss a shot. Friendster. You can add my, I have a fan page. Not friendster yet, but yeah. Me and my hot friends on Facebook. I went back and did your MySpace. Don't worry about it. I'm sure you did. And then Twitter, Kasia Cupcake. Kasia spelled K-A-S-I-A because I don't expect many of you to be Polish and to know that name. And why are you nicknamed Poodle? Because I'm fancy and I like to be dressed up kind of like a pink, silly poodle with a haircut. I don't know. My biology teacher when I was 16 used to call me that. Is that weird? My biology teacher called me Poodle too. Apparently, Rockabilly Night became Pedophilia Night. Go, go to gothcomedian.com for all your goth comedian needs. Here's some more Coffin Drags. Thank you all. Have a wonderful, creepy week. Thank you. We have some presents. Bye-bye. All right.! Bye-bye. Bye-bye.