Corpsey hosts with Brittany Andrews, Gin Antonic, and callers

I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Chinchulun La la dee, la la die Surrender to the force that lies within I want to be like Chinchulun La la dee, la la die Hi everybody, it's Stevie! And I'm here in studio with Corpsey How you doing, Corpsey? I'm doing great This is one of those last-minute exciting days that I just had I got a call from Chinchulun about an hour ago I'd mentioned to her casually that Hey, you know, if you ever need a last-minute host I might be available Might Might Might Depending, you know, and I am in LA So, you know, you never know what's going to happen in LA So I was literally getting a haircut For some reason I said, yes, I'll do it And here I am after Driving through insane traffic There was an accident on the freeway My gas meter was running out So it's just, you know, it was very exciting and last-minute But, you know, I'll do anything for Ginger Because I don't know about you, Stevie But I grew up with Chinchulun Oh, you grew up with Chinchulun I didn't literally grow up with her We have something in common then Because I grew up, my dad had Some lady sent him some Playboy magazines And he had a guest over Mm-hmm Got embarrassed when she saw him And said, you know, you need to take your magazines back to your room And I was horrified And I was like, those are not my magazines And he's like, put them back in your room So I put them in my room And one day I went through them And there was this little picture of Ginger Oh And I'm from New Wave Hookers Oh And that started it I saw this amazing photo You started masturbating or just started No, I masturbated way before that Oh, okay I thought maybe it was your first No, I was just amazed by this photo It was just amazing And then After that, I remember We had this guy living with us And he had seen He brought He would rent movies Mm-hmm So I remember seeing I Dream of Ginger And I was cracking up Because I guess And Dora or whatever Turned her into a bird And made her stand on one leg all day And I thought it was the funniest thing And I told all my friends about it But how did Ginger come into your life? Well Growing up I didn't really, you know, meet Ginger Until later in life When I started Girls and Corpses Of course, I started meeting adult stars But, you know I mean, my God Ginger Lynn She was just legendary And just smoking hot And, you know We sort of met up later But, of course, I saw her films And, you know You get your first experiences with Ginger Which one sticks out? I actually had Ginger Which one sticks out? Yeah My lower half was sticking out My whole childhood Which one was? You know As are listeners I'll tell you One of the problems is Masturbation affects your memory So I don't remember the names I just remember Ginger Laying there On her back That's Yeah Leg spread With women And, you know She was sort of a You know She's a pioneer Of a lot of different things Working with legends in the business So I was just, you know Enamored with her And maybe she was part of the reason That I got into magazines And for the people who don't know You know Why the hell am I hosting this? I am Corpsey I am the publisher Editor-in-chief Of Girls and Corpses magazine We are actually a Non-porn magazine But we As I'm talking We're not As women As women As women! which we may have to get to later. I'll just have to shout out there that this show has been sponsored by the screamingo.com. We're already sponsored. I just started. I've got a sponsor already. Yes. Now, do I get a screaming O, and is it for women or for men? What is a screaming O? Well, you know, a screaming O, there are these great things. This is the finger O that glows. You stick it on your finger. It vibrates, and you can just go in there and just rub your girl just right and give her a nice rub. And it glows in the dark, so you can find where your finger is. Yes, in case you don't know what you're doing. You know, you have the music going. Maybe you want to have a little more fun. Maybe you want to get caught, so you turn it on and do something in public. Now, is there a Ginger Lynn? Does she have a product that she sponsors, like an orgasmic? She has her vagina. Now, her vagina has been cast. Well, actually, we cast her vagina for Girls and Corpses magazine. That is such an interesting thing. Yes. When you cast vaginas. Yes. Tell me more. Casting a vagina. Well, I have one of my products. We have a lot of crazy products. Look, I grew up with Mad Magazine and National Lampoon, and they always did crazy things. They had crazy products, and they would have records in it. So we have a couple crazy products. One are pussy magnets. Pussy magnets? Pussy magnets. And what do you put? Pussy magnets. You put them on your refrigerator. Not in the shower? Well, if you have a metal shower, I guess it would stick. Or you could, you know, spray it with semen and then stick it to the shower. Stick it to the shower. Yes. One of the things I'm excited about doing the show is I can really say anything. I am kind of a perv. So now we can talk about, I'm very excited about talking about sexuality and being on a show like this that's so open. I was also a guest on Ginger Lynn's show about six times. Yes. And one of the things we did is I have a gentleman I work with who molds vaginas, and this is his career. If you think you've got a job that you are not happy with, vagina molder is... Well, just because you're... If you're with girls and corpses, for those listeners out there that don't know that, vagina molding is not removing a vagina and letting it mold. Although... What is it? Although that's a terrific idea, I may have to have moldy vaginas. Vagina mold is when you take a lovely lady and she is working with a professional sculptor like we do my friend James Spinner, who has a company where he does special effects. He works for movies and everything, but he'll actually... He'll actually mold a girl's vaginal region with a sort of... I guess... You know what it is? It's dental material. You know when you get your teeth... It's agar or something like that. It's agar. Agar, agar. No, I don't know if it's that. Something. It's something. Yeah. And then he puts it on, and then they lay plaster over it, and it makes an impression. They pull it off, and then they use that to make things like soap. He has vagina soap. You know, that's a funny thing you mentioned that. I made my grandmother... A soap basket. Gosh. I thought you molded her for a second. No, I didn't. I didn't. We're working on that. Granny doesn't want to... Maybe one day. ...do a vagina mold. Not yet. Not yet. Get it before it closes because... Before it closes? Yeah, at a certain age, I understand. It closes. Jenny, do you know anything about vaginas closing at a certain age? If Ginger... By the way, I have to say this. I had... If Ginger's able... I know she's laying there and she's in pain. If she would like to call in and ask a question, my question to Ginger is, her vagina will never close. There's been so many... There's so many, you know, cocks in there. I don't think it ever can fully close. Oh, it can close. It can... Permanently? Can a vagina close permanently? Can it stick to... I assume it could. It could probably... If you don't have sex for, let's say, 30 years. Probably not from that. I think if you actually surgically went in... Oh, no. I just wonder... ...and had it closed. As a woman's vagina, do you have any opinion? Actually, if you're out there and you have a vagina that is closed... It's a corpse. ...not open for business. Yeah. We have to keep the first half an hour. Yes. Really tame. Oh, we do? Yes. This is the Disney hour? This is the Disney half an hour. Okay. Yes. We can't talk about vaginas? Well, we can, but we just can't go too graphic about it yet. Okay. We gotta, you know, it's like burlesque. We gotta let our listeners... There's a tease. ...ease into it. Okay. Yes. Well, bear with me. I'm new to this. So when you give me the X symbol... The X symbol? ...the X rated, yes. Okay. I can go there. This is the X symbol. But we do... We wanna give you the triple X symbol. Triple X. Then no holes barred. But we can talk in a technical, about whether a woman's vagina will close. Ginger, maybe you can, you know, chip in on this and let us know. Okay. Now, I wanted to just, you know, right now it's such a crazy time, not just that I came in here today with all this, but obviously the world is, you know, absolutely nuts and we're dealing with missing airplanes and things like that. Actually, we also have celebrity sex scandals. And we have celebrity sex, you know. Stevie, you are really the transitional auteur here. Ah. Let's talk about, let's go from airplane missing to celebrities, because they're tied. How do we tie that in? You know what it is? It's the mile high club. Yes. Do celebrities have sex on airplanes? Well, they have their own. I would assume they can go... They have their own... They could really just... They have their own plane, you mean. They can go on their own plane. No one's gonna talk to them. They go into the bathroom with somebody else. It's all good. So, but celebrities do go on regular, they go on... They go on regular flights. Yeah. So, they could have sex on a plane. But they have to wait for everybody else. Yeah. If you're on the... If you're having sex on a plane. If you're listening right now and you've ever been on a plane and you saw a celebrity go into a bathroom with another person, male or female, let us know. That's fascinating. But you know, one of the things I want to talk about is... Bell Knox? I don't know how you knew that, which is amazing. I was gonna talk about Amanda Knox, actually. Amanda Knox. Do you know who Amanda Knox is? No. Tell me and everybody about Amanda Knox. It's not a good month for Knox's or actually year. Amanda Knox was the gal in Italy who was arrested for murder. Not a sexy story. Well, actually, it is a sexy story because Amanda Knox was in a sex triangle and someone was murdered and she was accused. She went to prison. There was a retrial. So, there's a whole thing going on with Amanda Knox. There are people out there going, yes, Amanda Knox. There's something with a knife. She stabbed a girl to death. There's... Allegedly. Allegedly, someone died. Okay. Now, this has nothing to do with Bell Knox. And I did my research before I came here today, which is amazing considering I didn't know I was gonna be on the show an hour ago. But Bell Knox is a college student. And a big thing women are doing now, like Sasha Gray, is they're going on tours and talking to school students about porn. I find this fascinating that you can get a degree, I guess. Well, there was Professor Penley up in Santa Barbara. I think it was UC Santa Barbara or so. Right. And she had a class where she would have people come up and lecture at her classes. And it was Porn 101. And you can get a degree. I don't know if it was for a degree. I didn't ask enough questions. But I went in and sat in. He brought a director up. It was a guy named Gino. Interesting. And he sat there and answered questions and they showed movies. And the point is about... Is human sexuality, is that... I mean, what's the degree? We'll have to get Miss Penley on the line and then... I don't know. We'll ask her. But going back to Bell Knox. Okay. So, she's a student. She's an American. Gone and spoke. I think she was on CNN. Actually, she was with the British guy that they're about to cancel the show. She was on CNN with Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan. Thank you. She was with Piers Morgan. So, it's interesting because here she is as a college student. And the timing of this couldn't be better. Because our next issue, our spring issue, is a collegiate issue. Because obviously this is a time where people have crazy sex in college, the first time. So it's a time for sexual experimentation and parties. Of course, my whole floor when I was, I went to San Francisco State. I actually wound up graduating from USC. Not that you care. But I went to San Francisco State. Oh, I care. I know you care. And it was wild up there. And we wound up having. Well, San Francisco. It was wild. What year was this? I just, I really. You don't remember because you were masturbating. You forgot. I'm a lot older than I look. Okay. But we all got in trouble up there and we wound up, the cops came and we all want, people wound up in jail. It's a whole nother story. Oh, God. It's really a true story. People had sought off parking meters up in Marysville, which is near San Francisco. And we had them in the rooms and the cops came and people went to jail. Oh. But let's get back to Amanda Knox because she is a college student, come porn star, and she is creating a lot of controversy about. I don't understand why. You know, there's so many people who've done movies. So many girls. Right. Who've gone, done movies to pay their way through college. Right. Or girls who've escorted to get through NYU. Really? They escort? UCLA, everywhere. It's very common. What are the best hot, maybe I should go check out the escorts at UCLA. Those sound pretty hot. I don't know. But they are trying to cover their tuition and she is, Belle Knox is covering or helping to cover tuition at Duke. This is where she's going to school. And she was a waitress. And you couldn't make enough, you know, picking up food from tables. So she decided to pick up some things I can't say in the extra money. And now the fraternity guys. That turned her in? They saw the videos because she's, you know, of course they're watching porn. And they were the ones that said that she was a porn star and everybody found out. So one of the people that became, was responsible for bringing this out is, himself watches porn and the guy spent over a thousand dollars a month. So he would know porn and I've watched, she actually hasn't done a lot of porn chat. She's only done a few, Belle Knox. But, so now she came clean about what she did and she did, you know, defending your choices. And she doesn't want to use her, have her sexuality used as blackmail by the guys at the school or by the faculty at the school. It's her life. It's her story. She should be able to do what she wants. So that's when she went on Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan picked up the story. And she said, if I was just another college girl that does porn, this would have been like a day on the news, Doc said. But I think because I came out in defense of myself and because I really talked about how much porn empowered me and I really told my story, I think that's what set the story apart. If you do it, you should own it, you know? You should own it. But I guess, you know, it's just porn is so prevalent in different parts of society now that if you're a college student, it's kind of a risk. I mean, could you get kicked out? I don't know. Are you allowed to do porn? If they're doing college classes in porn, you should be able to do whatever you want, I would think. Right, Stevie? I'm for it. Be able to do porn and go to school, get your education. God knows I would have done it if, you know, to go to Brooke. It's not too late. Where did you go to college? I just went to the community college. I couldn't afford to go to college. And was it crazy sex like San Francisco State was? Because ours was just a bacchanal of orgies. Well, you know, I started the crazy sex kind of early. Did you? And then I took a hiatus from it for a long time. And now I'm back in it. I'm back in the game. Back in the game. Having fun. Good. And just hooking up here and there. But as far as, I haven't hooked up with any professional athletes. There are some professional athlete hookups. Like Jaden James and Chuck Little. Is that how you say that name? Jaden James. Yes. That's got to be a porn girl. No one's named Jaden James. Liddell. Oh, thank you. Liddell. Jenny, who watches sports, knows how to say this. I didn't know. That was Andy. It wasn't me. Oh. Okay, we're going to blame this one on Andy. You don't know who Andy is, but he is manning the videos so that those of you watching can see. Corpsey and I at the moment, but we will have some beautiful. I'm waving right now. I'm waving with my severed hand. You know, and because I think most of, I don't know, is your audience more men? Where'd I get the hand? Actually, the guy downstairs said, what is that? Should we call the cops? I said, actually, it's a cop's hand. And he says, I'll call the FBI, which I thought was very clever. Oh, Ernesto. See, this is all I had in my car. I always have something in my car. Now, last time I was here with Ginger. There's always a hand job in your car. There is. To go. Can you masturbate with a severed hand? I could. Fun fact. That would be something in a movie. Not that I would want to, but I could. I don't know if I could talk about this in the first hour, but there have been movies where there's a severed head that gave head. Am I still okay? Are we past the hour? No, we're still screwed. I can't talk about it. No. Nick say. Not yet. When I talk about head, I'm talking about the head on your shoulders. Kids. Do you ever like it? No kids. No kids. Adults. Adults. Adults. Adults that are more sensitive that listen in the first hour. Now, where do you guys air, by the way? Is this? Are there? Are we in the? Are we in the middle of the country? Are there people that are going to hunt me down? That, you know, girls and corpses, Maggie. There are people. She's nodding. Kentucky. They're all over. Listeners are all over. All over the world? Are we international? Are we international? We are international. I would like to. As long as people have access to the web, they can check us out. Skidrowstudios.com. As long as they're at Skidrowstudios.com, they can check it out. Well, we. Or iTunes. And iTunes. And also, yes. iTunes. iTunes. And they can call in. We have a 1-800 number. It's 1-800-899-990. 1-800-893-9562. If you'd like to call in today. Yes. It would be a wonderful day for you to call in and share your stories with us. And talk to Corpsey. I mean, this is. What an opportunity to talk to the publisher of Girls and Corpses magazine. To ask the questions about why and how. And, you know, it's a crazy. And we are now, by the way, worldwide on newsstands. Girls and Corpses magazine. Girls and Corpses. I remember I got a copy of it. A friend of mine gave it to me. It was Rob Zombie. A friend? Who's Rob? It was a friend of mine. She used to do movies. Her name was Shawnee Cates. Okay. When she did movies. Shout out. And she's out of the business now. It was a long time ago. But she was like, oh, I've got this Girls and Corpses magazine. She gave it to me. It was signed by Rob. I didn't know who Rob Zombie was. So I actually. This is bad. I threw your magazine away. An autographed copy. That's worth $6,000. I threw it away. It's worth $6,000. That was. Sherry Moon Zombie. Sherry Moon Zombie. Sherry Moon Zombie. Sherry Moon Zombie. Sherry Moon Zombie. Sherry Moon Zombie. Sherry Moon Zombie. That's the one I had. Yeah. And Rob actually. I think Sherry had signed it too. I threw it away. Yeah. That's worth. I didn't know any better. Not $6,000. But people do collect this stuff. And, you know, it's fun because I grew up on all these crazy magazines. But to do a magazine about death. And this is a little sidetrack. But, you know, we cover this subject. Like you cover sexuality. But not a lot of people cover death. And, of course, there is a fetish with sex and death. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. necrophilia. That is not something we really ascribe to. We are more a comedy magazine that sort of like Maxim meets Dawn of the Dead meets National Lampoon. But one of the guys that we just interviewed in the new issue of the magazine has a book that he put out called The Priority List. His name is David Minosh. And he was on CNN with Piers Morgan. Oh, no, actually, he wasn't on Piers. He was interviewed on CNN. Speaking of the screaming, oh, this has no tie in whatsoever. But I'm holding a screaming, oh, as I'm talking to you. Oh, yes. Now, let me just tell you briefly what this this is fascinating. How would you use this? I want to use a screaming, oh, yes. It's your first time seeing it. What would I have to stick in my, my pooper? Can I say pooper? I don't think well, you could if you wanted to. You know what? You could if you wanted to stimulate yourself that way. Well, guys, here on the back, it's the most memorable way to say I do. It says the blingo puts a vibrating twist on a romantic tradition with a super powered motor hidden inside a super soft diamond specially positioned for her pleasure. So it's really it's you have to it's not for a guy to really well, he's someone the next one says it says this unique stretchy erection ring is perfect for popping the question or simply popping a popping, you know, you can't say it. We can say cherry. We could say that is a nice thing. Well, you know, you get that. I think they're thinking more like pitching a, you know, camping. Something like that. Well, so I you know, proposed there are a lot of fun crazy toys that are on the market. I think I remember I was on the Playboy show. Oh, I don't know if I can say that either. I'm going to step I'm going to say anything you want. I can well just about just about he. Yeah. In four minutes. You can say anything. I can say anything F blank blank blank K ing that I want to talk about. Because I want to talk. About sexuality. See the thing is is that you've got ginger and you have a lot of female guests. But you know, half of it most of the time are are guys. So we're we're just fascinated by women and trying to understand well how does this thing work this this machine and why is it so difficult to live with. You know it's it's a challenge. I have never lived with a woman. So tell me the challenges of living with a woman living with a woman sexually active woman. What are the challenges that you face. Having to please a woman every day. Well if you're sexually active man that's that's fine. But I mean if you're sexually active woman I think there are things that. You know you you come to an understanding about. I guess the thing is is that in a long term relationship. You now know you've got the map. So you know what it is that you know gets her off. You can do it quickly because you got to catch you know catch Piers Morgan or you can stretch it out. But you know women are still complicated beings and you can never really figure them. Out. One day you do something in a certain way and it's like fantastic and the next day you know it's it. They think you're a freak or something. What have you done with a woman that just blew her mind that she absolutely loved. You know how to say her name. Just. I bought her new shoes and she came. I mean she had a Manolo Blanca Manolo Blanca's and that was it. What. I think women squirting is kind of fun. I can't talk about that. Well squirting like a squirt gun. I love squirt guns. Girls with hot girls in bikinis with squirt guns squirt guns. That is that's really hot. I think they should do videos if they haven't done one already. Hot girls and squirt guns. Yeah. Well there's another thing that's being started now with his hula hoop. Am I 30 seconds away from talking the way what we could stick into the squirt guns. Yes. Screaming. Oh makes a climax. Are you getting you must be getting a huge kickback from these. How many toys do you have from these people. A whole box. Do you know what else does the screen. Screaming. Oh is a huge multinational company. This is a heightened. It is. They have so many products. I've seen them give stuff out at shows. Why am I looking at sandals. Oh these sandals here. Are those sex sandals. For going to the beach. These are most likely your size. Go ahead and check these out. Tell me if you would wear these screaming sandals. Now are these for. I can say spanking because spanking is. No. Yes. Spanking is for bad children. It could be good for good children too. Good children. How does Ginger do the first hour. Ginger if you're laughing right now trying to figure out how I can wonder what to say. She's laying in bed right now with heavily medicated. But why. Allegedly. Why would screaming make. What are these called again. They're flip flops. Those are flip flops. You wear them to the beach. You wear them to a. But how do I get off. How do you get off on them. Yeah. Well you come in and. Well you could spank them. You could spank somebody with. That's what I'm thinking. That's got to be what it is. You could rub some of the screaming oh climax cream on the bottom and see if it does anything for you. Jenny would you like to try this out. We could have you put on the screaming oh climax cream and in about 15 minutes we can ask you how it's working. Will she scream. Is it get hot. What happens. It doesn't say. But I think it's supposed to because Ginger gave us gave us one and I think you're supposed to use it while. While you're having sex. Or touching yourself. Yeah because I think it just adds like an extra stimulation. Have you used it yet. I haven't tried it yet. You know what. I have a liver. I'm just wondering something. Do we can we open one of these because I want to put it on the severed hand. Go ahead and yes open. You're going to put the batteries in. Do I have to buy it if I. Oh. You don't have to buy it. That's for you Corpsey. Definitely from screaming oh. Why do they why do they make packaging so difficult to. Oh OK wait a minute I'm figuring it out. And if you if you absolutely love that you try that on your girls that and they love it they can go to screaming oh dot com. Put in the code ginger two zero ginger 20. That's the promo code and they will get 20 percent off of their screaming oh product. I'm getting a little turned on just trying to get this out of the package. I'm Jenny. I have a liberator. Wait there's a battery over you. Ah there's yeah you're gonna have to put those batteries in. No there's a battery in it. It just something. It comes with extra batteries. Oh. Just in case you need your playtime to act. Check this. Check this out. Now we've got the perfect hand model. You don't want to try it. OK. Wait a minute. Now how do I. Jenny doesn't want to try this. I tried. Maybe one of our guests will try this out. Look at this. E.T. phone. I can't say the rest of it until. Corpsey is holding up the. I don't know if you can hear this. Look at that. I can hear it. Wow that is. It's glowing purple which is ginger. Isn't that E.T.? Ginger's favorite color. Yes. This is incredible and it's very powerful. But you don't have to phone home. You're going to be with somebody when you have that on. Wait a minute. Can a guy use this? Let me see. Corpsey has now put that on. We're past the. OK. We can talk about it. Oh shit. I'm coming. Oh I can. I can talk now. Speaking of semen and anal sex. Are we there yet? OK. Can we talk about. We are going to take a little break and when we come back we're going to talk about how sexually adventurous we are. Yes. We're going to talk about sexual adventurous people. Corpsey was very adventuresome. I put up. With his blingo just a second ago. Yes. We will talk about that. Severed hands. Turn on. And hopefully else we or somebody will call in and we can talk about how sexually adventurous. Yes. Corpses are. Corpses. Corpses. Corpses are sexually. Corpses are fun. Or Brittany Andrews. Hopefully Brittany Andrews will be calling in. Right. And. All right. We will talk to her about that. Are we going to take a break? We are going to take a break right now. I'm going to. Thank you everybody. I am Stevie. And I'm here with. Corpsey. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be playing myself with the vibrator. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ginger. Ginger Lynn. I'm coming. Okay.! Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Monday. Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know, Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask. That's Mountain Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. 17, actually. 17. Ah, and then did that help you out when you became an exotic dancer? Well, anyone that kind of has followed my career over the last 21 years would know that first and foremost, I am a business person. I like that. Yes. Being a good business person has allowed me to have the length of the career that I've had. Well, some people may not have followed, don't know about you. They're just finding out about you now. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Jenna Jameson for Hustler. Well, actually, you know, the newspapers have got it all wrong. It was actually for High Society magazine. Somebody somewhere wrote that, and now it's in ink, and that's what it is, is Hustler. But actually, give credit where credit is due. It was actually High Society and Cherry magazine. That's where I met her, and we were roommates, and then I moved to L.A., and I moved in with her, and at that time, another vivid contract star. But it was before she was a contract star for Vivid. She was a makeup artist back then, but Nikki Tyler. Nikki Tyler. So that was my entry into the adult entertainment world. Before you get away from Jenna Jameson, and since you were her roommate, you must have a couple good Jenna Jameson stories. Well, any hot ones? Well, they've got to be hot. It's Jenna Jameson for this. We did end up, you know, fucking some yo-yo in Jamaica that I barely can remember. 20 years later. I remember she was seeing Stephen St. Croix amongst other individuals at that time, and I remember a huge bust of nuts on the wall, and I was brand new to the business, and I was like, wow, that is massive. Now, did you and Jenna, did you guys pleasure each other often? From my imagination, tell me something good. Oh, my God, I'm trying to think if we... Wait, you forgot? I was just a girl back then. So I'm sure probably, yeah. Oh, you got it. You know what it is. You know, it was really well-known. We did this scene in Flashpoint, which is like one of the most downloaded scenes ever. It's, you know, me and her in a bathroom around a toilet, and, you know, it's funny because, you know, a lot of times I'll meet people, and they're like, oh, I don't have any idea who you are, and then I mention that scene, and then they're like, oh, my God, you're that chick in that scene. And then the light goes off. What is it so sexy about toilet scenes? I don't know. I think bathrooms are sexy. Because it's dirty. It's naughty. It's seedy. It's just bad. Ooh, I haven't done that yet. I've got to try something on the toilet. A bathroom thing? Yes. But Brittany's got to be there to make it hot. But Brittany's done something. I'm curious. What is Brittany's Bitch Boys? That sounds like something I would watch. Is that nasty? That's dumb stuff. Well, you know, I did own a dungeon downtown L.A. for 10 years, and so when you own a dungeon, you've got to have bitches and slaves, you know, people worshiping you, things of that nature. So I did a couple of different series. You know, I'm also known to be a strap-on queen, a male ass-raping machine, and yes, there's YouTube videos to support that claim. Oh, my gosh. I have to see this. Have you seen any of these, Corpsey? Well, here's, you know, I'm fascinated by it. Are the co-stars with Brittany in it? I haven't yet. You know, I always find it interesting that heterosexual men want to be strapped into the butt that are straight. Well, you know, the thing about it is, is I'm not into guys that want it. I only like doing it to men that don't. Oh, well, then just come on over and visit me. You'll have a lot of fun. Because to me, I just feel like I'm in prison at that point. I just feel like... Well, you know what the thing about it is, is at the end of the day, I always get what I want, so push comes to shove. If a bitch really doesn't want it, that's what date-rape drugs are for. Oh. Maybe you should put out a line, Brittany Andrews date-rape drugs. Drubs? Yeah, it goes along with the Brittany Andrews strap-on starter kit. Woo-hoo! Do you? Do you own a lot of strap-ons? Oh, my God. I got boxes and boxes and boxes of strap-ons. Yeah, I have a lot of strap-ons. I have a lot of penises. I mean, I even have an inflatable penis in my living room, and I've got glass dildos around. I'm infatuated with the cock. I love penis and ass. Do you think you're a sex addict? I mean, do you masturbate? Like, are you playing with yourself right now? I know my voice gets a lot of women excited. Are you actually touching yourself? Are you rubbing yourself during the interview? No, not really. Ah, shit. Oh. Damn. But do you, how many times do you think you, you rub one out during a day? Do you think it's gone down since you're, because you're now, you said you've been in the business 21 years, so you're 22, obviously. Yeah. So, how many times a day do you feel that you need to rub one out? You know, I think that it comes down to how many times a month, you know, days. Oh, really? So, do you think your sex drive has declined over, I mean, do you think? Oh, my God, yes. Wow. Well, you know, I'm also, like, not as much in the business anymore. I just recently signed, you know, I just moved from New York, Manhattan, to Las Vegas in the last week. And I signed with OC Models here in Las Vegas. Nice. But, you know, the last seven years I've been in New York. I've been focusing on producing and directing mainstream films. I had two of them at Was that Crumble? The Cannes Film Festival. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Crumble? Your short film? Was it? Yeah, Crumble and then another feature film that I did, Speed Dragon, which is a gritty rock and roll drama. And then, you know, I started DJing. So, I haven't, and I kind of think it's one of those things when you're not, like, the more you have it, the more you want it. And, unfortunately, it goes the other way, too. How did the New York Film Academy go? Did you end up going there? I'm curious, because now that you're going mainstream, how is that? I did a couple of years of school at the New York Film Academy. And then I did a couple of years of school for, I did film production at New York Film Academy. And then I did music production at Dubspot. So, I did, like, five years of frickin' school in New York. Enough about school. Have you ever had sex with Ginger Lynn? No, I have not had sex with Ginger Lynn. Why? Yeah. I know, right? Why? Have you shot for her Ginger Lynn auctions? No, I think, you know, when she started doing that, I was already leaving L.A. or something. I haven't been on the West Coast in quite some time. How about, like, other legends? Like, Tara Patrick's a good friend of mine. Also, Jocelyn James. Have you ever hooked up with other major porn legends? Well, you know, me and Tara, we did the one and only edition of Playboy. Where they shot adult film stars. And that's as close as I got to, you know, I've known her forever. We're friends. She got me my eye doctor in New York. That's a turn on. We've never done anything, like, sexual. No. I think the first picture that I've seen of you, I could be wrong on this, was a picture of you. You kind of bent over in thigh-high boots with these studs on them. And have you worked with Justice Howard? Was that you? With a, like, photographer? Oh, me and Justice are long... Me and Justice were longtime friends. We've worked together a lot. And I'm so happy to be back on the West Coast because I do plan on doing some more work with her. She's, you know, a good friend of mine. And I just adore her work. And we have so much fun working together. We've done some amazing pieces together. Anything hot happen on those photo shoots? Because I assume you have some favorite photographers that you work with. I'm curious who they are or if anything hot's happened while shooting. Because I'm so excited to see you. You know, Corpsey has a magazine called Girls and Corpses. You should be. I need to burst everybody's bubble. I go in there and we shoot it just like an hour and then I leave. And that's it? Now, if you're on a Girls and Corpses shoot, how hot do you think that would get? What? If you were doing Girls and Corpses cover. I think you should do a shoot with Girls and Corpses magazine. Would you... Are you offended or attracted by dead, rotting meat? I guess it would depend on the... Context. Well, Tara did it. Tara was on our cover. Uh-huh. And we've had a lot of adult stars. Oh, it sounds like a lot of fun. Of course, like I'm a big Walking Dead fan like everybody else. There you go. It's comedy and everything. It's a fun thing. I love comedy. Now, let me ask you. You obviously are a very sexually adventurous person. So, I am going to ask you some... I've been there, done that. Come again. I have some questions that I want to go through. We're going to actually play. Is there music for this? Okay. Do we have... Do we have something queued up? Nothing queued up. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I don't know. How sexually adventurous are you? How sexually adventurous? Now, I'm going to ask you... I'm going to ask you some questions. And then... Okay. I'm going to... I will ask you... You're going to come up with the last answer, your own version. So, when you're making... When you're making love, the light should be what for you? Oh, well, they should be gelled. I want like a soft focus filter. And I want like an orange gel over, you know, like a 1K light. Well, here's... Is it like bastard amber? Isn't that what they call it? Something like that. It's just gorgeous. I want some proper lighting is what I'm trying to say. Some like it... Some like it off so that they don't have to see the jiggly bits. Yeah, but I'm a director. I want like appropriate lighting. So, candles would be good because everyone looks better by candlelight, right? Or gels is... That's kind of the concept. But, yeah, like maybe some china balls or something. China balls are nice. Yes, you've seen them. China balls. It's just this nice, even light. Sounds like something they eat in Hong Kong. China balls. Those are rice balls. Oh, rice balls. I'm sorry. Okay, next question. Okay, next question. The idea of talking dirty in bed, it gets you more in the mood. It stumps you. You wish you knew what to say. You would never talk dirty in bed because your mother would kill you if she knew you talk like that. What about talking dirty? I treat my bitches, you know, appropriately so. And I spit on them and I talk dirty to them while I'm raping them in the ass. Most definitely. I have a very disgusting, twisted, dirty, fucking, yeah. What would you like to say? Open your fuckhole, bitch, and let me in. He's a fun girl. I was going to ask you what you would ask Ginger if you were doing it with a strap-on, but I think you just said that pretty much. There you go. You got it. Okay. So who makes the first move in a sexual interlude? You do. He does. Or it's about? Who makes? Well, I guess it's sort of obvious. Are you shy? Yeah. If he does, he's going down. So very inappropriate. Don't make a move on me, motherfucker. Like, yeah, you're going to get hurt. That's not necessary. If I want something, I will get it. Oh, God. I'm breaking out into a sweat. Okay. Now, next question. The last time you wore a... This is fun. It is fun. It's fun. And I'm not wearing pants, so this is very exciting. Yeah, you dirty bitch. Yeah. I'm looking. I'm looking under the table. He is not wearing pants. You know what? What is this thing with, like, an amputated hand you have in your ass? I mean, what is this fetish? I don't understand. What are you doing with your pants off and a hand? What? You don't want to know. Well, I have a severed hand. See, here's the deal. What do you mean a severed hand? Let me explain. I got a call from Ginger, like, five minutes before the show started, saying, I can't come in. She has a... Her back's bothering her, which I have a bad back, so I get it. So I raced down here in traffic. And all I had in my trunk, as Corpsey, I always have corpses, I had a severed hand in my trunk. Oh, now I'm starting to get the picture. Oh, I thought you said you were starting to get hot. Okay. So now I have the hand. And then when I got here, Stevie had this... You need to take that hand and bitch slap him. All right, Corpsey. I will. I will. Yeah, I've got the camera over here. Come over here. I'll bitch slap him. Bitch slap him and shove it in his ass. Well, you could almost... This is time. You could almost fist with this, but... I'm fine with a severed hand now that hot. We're going to leave this hand here, because when you're in studio, it's going down. Now, have you ever... It's going in. Have you ever fisted a manal? A manal? A manal? A manal would be a man's anus. Have you ever fisted a man? Oh, only a guy. I would never do it to a female. That's totally inappropriate. Did you take... Did you get a running start? Well, you know, the funny thing is I was actually one time, I was in my dungeon, and I was doing an interview with the fabulous Jason Seacrest, who used to work at various different places. He's got his wonderful website, and I actually had a slave there, and I had like an opera glove on, a PVC opera glove, and I had like my entire arm up my slave's butt. Wow. And I was doing the interview, and Jason noticed like 20 minutes in, he's like, oh my God, your arm is in his ass. Like, he didn't notice that the entire time. I, yeah. It took a while to sink in. And you ever pulled out a rabbit or anything, or just curious? All the time, babe. All right. Here's my next question. You're doing, you're doing well. You're getting 100 so far, so you're going to get... Okay, this is mine. Okay. The last time you wore a blindfold, you were in grade school playing pin the tail on the donkey, on a cross-country flight trying to sleep, or my partner and I were acting at a scene from nine and a half weeks. You're a dom. You don't wear a blindfold. You blindfold guys, right? Actually, you know what? My significant other is a cop. And he has blindfolded me while I think using his gun somehow, somewhere. Yeah, I was hot. You know, you brought up something really interesting because a lot of men that are powerful want to be domed. That's the whole thing. Right? You get guys... I just say me and him are constantly fighting to see who, you know, has got the reign and the control. The problem is he does run around with a gun on him all the time. So it's a little bit of an unfair advantage, but at the end of the day, all pitches go down. That's all. I have to say. Have you had sex with him dressed appropriately in uniform? Well, of course. That would just be wrong not to. I think the great part about it is he's a cop because I just saw somebody Saturday and I was on the... I had all my clothes off. I was on the sheets and I was like, you know, I'm cold. And he's like, get under the bed. So I pulled the sheets back and there's a handgun. I had been laying on a handgun the whole time. But if he had been a cop, it would have been hot. But since he was just somebody I just met... Why was there a handgun? It was scary. What kind of strange sexual things are going on in Stevie's bed? No, no, no. It was just a gun story. It was just my Saturday gun story because I usually don't see guns. But Brittany, that's hot. You're significant. Other is a cop. I totally... Do you do scenarios? Do you play it out like he knocks on the door and just say... Yes, we do. We've got a couple of them that we've done. I cannot lie. We've got some complaints. We've got some noise complaints. Yeah. Yeah, I think one, like I was burglarized. Yeah. Burglarizing the apartment and I was like some, you know, crack horse, stripper, something like that. Yeah, it was fun. Was a billy club involved? Most definitely, amongst many other things. Pepper spray? Wow. Oh, my God. That's hard. You know, this is funny, right? Rubber bullets. I've been in the business for a long time. So, you know, you said he came up with a surprise. I'm talking to my friend and my friend says, he's a novice. So, you know, don't expect anything too fabulous. You know what the bitch got me? He got me a, like an animal collar that freaking, you know, tasers you. Oh, how did you like that? Oh, it's amazing, yeah. No, I did not like that. No, not at all. Tasing's intense. There was a guy, there was a story about a guy that won a bet against his wife about a football team that won. And she said, if your team wins, you can tase me. And the guy tased her. It's on the web. And he tased her. Oh, my goodness. They were going to put. They're going to put him in jail for doing it. But she said that was the deal. But I think. Yeah, yeah. You know, yeah, he got a little taser happy and I had to put his ass in place. And that was the end of that. Wow. But I do give him an A for effort. I was actually, you know, he stepped up his game. I wasn't expecting that. And it's very hard to surprise me. So. Wow. Is it, is it, how did you guys, how do you meet a police officer? Oh, my God. You know how we met? This is so funny. What? I'm like a total. And so, you know, I've always been really jealous of that whole Grindr thing. You know. I have that. I'm on it all the time. Yeah. So when Tinder came out, you know, it's like the heterosexual version of Grindr. I was all over it. And I actually met him on Tinder. And he had no idea what I did. I had no idea what he did. And we were both being kind of vague. And I was like, you know, you need to just spit it out. And there you go. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What is Grindr for us layman vanilla people? Tinder. Tinder. That's a heterosexual version. Oh, Tinder. Tinder. Is there anything? And if there's any women that are listening, there are so many hot guys on there. You need to get the app. There are just a plethora, a cornucopia of like really hot guys. I've got mine now. But, but yeah, no, it's because he's probably listening right now. So I better say that. Did you have any St. Patrick's Day shenanigans going on? Anything hot that happened yesterday that you can share? Green, Green Belly Club or something? No, you know what? I just, I moved like a week ago from Manhattan to Vegas. So I've been, you know, just, I've been getting dirty, but like, you know, unpacking. Are you going to be anywhere soon where people can see you? Or do you have a new, anything new coming out? A web show or anything that's happening that we can shout out? A couple of different things. A couple of different things. You know, like I said, I just signed with OC Mom. So I will be starting to do some more video work, which I haven't really done like in the last six, seven years. So that's going to be a lot of fun. I got a DJ gig that's coming out that I'm going to be doing the beginning of April that I just signed the contract for today. And of course, I forgot the name of the club already. But you can go to my website. Where can they find you? Which is, what is your website? Oh, it's simple. It's simple. BrittanyAndrews.com. And that's B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y. BrittanyAndrews.com. Do you know Jocelyn James? Oh, of course I do. Yes, love her. I love her too. She was also on our cover. We actually did a issue of Girls and Corpses where she was playing golf and it was Tiger Woods Corpse. I love her. She's fabulous. She's here in Vegas as well. So I'm looking forward to hanging out with all the girlies that live here. Yeah, well, let's, you know, get you together. I mean, she would love you. And do you have a Twitter? Together. Can people follow you on Twitter? Yes, you can follow me on Twitter at DJMissBXXX. And also too, I've been doing a lot of custom videos as well. So I do a lot of the fetish, you know, strap-on smoking, foot fetish, that type of thing. Corpses. So anything that you could possibly, you know, want from me, it's all on my website. My DJ stuff, my mainstream, I've got another mainstream film I'm working on. The Green Fair. The Green Fair. And yeah, I'm always staying super busy. I need to meet you. You seem fun. I think you, me, and Jocelyn have to go and you can, you know, anally fist me or something fun. With a severed arm. Like, that's a photo shoot right there that I'm so down for. That's fucking hot. We did a thing with Bella Donna called Fister where we made a thing out of that. And you know what? And then like, you know, I'm starting to like get into this too. And then you like, you know, because I'm always like spitting on guys like when I'm smacking them around. Because they think it's hot. Yeah. It's hot. But like the spit blood. You know, like spit on you, kick you, and then shove that severed arm in your ass. Like, that's hot. God, you are my, like, you are the dream girl. Do you like football? Corpsey is drooling right now. Oh my. You can fist me and I can watch, you know, football. I mean, what a day. You know, we need, our listeners are, they definitely need a break. They're going to need to go take a break. Go take a piss. Jack off. They're going to go check Britney Engies out. That's what they're going to do. From Britney. From Britney. And it was wonderful. Oh my gosh. Britney, you're hot. We need to have you call in again. Whoop, whoop. I had so much fun. Thank you so much for having me on the show. And tell Ginger I hope she feels better. Cortisone shots to the back are always really good for me because, you know, these boobs, they get heavy. Yes. And you and Ginger need to do a custom video out there for Blame It on Ginger. We can play it on the bikes. I love Ginger. She's so sweet. Also, go to, go check out the magazine because I think we're going to have to put you where at least interview you for Girls and Corpses. Go to girlsandcorpses.com and look and you'll laugh. I want to do that shoot. You can't be bitching out now. You said you were going to do it. I'm done. Slide your ass. Be a man and take it. I'll bring the camera. Yes, mistress. I'll tweet it. Mistress. Mrs. Britney. Mrs. Britney. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you, Mistress Britney, for joining us today. It's been a pleasure. Thank you so much. You guys have a lovely afternoon. You too. You too. We don't want to let you go, but we have to. Oh, no. Bye. Love you. Love you too. Bye, honey. Bye-bye. Bye. We've got this Screaming O. They have Paco's- I just had one. Paco's Taco Stroker. So if you're watching right now, I have- There's a penis in your hand. There's a penis. I have two penises. I know you do. Actually, I have three right now. We're not going to talk about the third one. I have a dark one and a light one. And I'll tell you, the Screaming O Taco Stroker comes with Paco's sauce. It's a water-based lube. You apply this lube to your member, and you take your taco stroker, and you put it in your hand, and you just stroke your cock with this, and it feels really, really, really good. Yeah, and it's better than a real taco, because that would be very bumpy. And you can use it both ways. There's different ribs on one end. Oh, it's gelled. Now I get it. I didn't see that. Let me have you here. Feel this. How do you think this would feel if you were stroking yourself with that? Because I could do that. It's like the sauce. It's like the sauce. It's like the sauce. It's soft as potholder, you know? I mean, it's so light and airy. It's like a pancake. It's like fucking a pancake. Fucking a pancake. And you could have your partner use it on you if you just met somebody and they didn't want to put it out. Why even share it? Why share it? Just do it yourself. Paco on. Now, okay, so the penis you're holding. I have a black one, and I have a white one. Those turn on and dance, or what are they? No, you just stick these like your magnets to the refrigerator, and you have fun. You don't put that on a refrigerator. It wouldn't stay. You'd have to have it. You have a giant magnet. It's a pretty good suction. Let me see the large, as you call it, the dark one. The dark one. Ladies, can we get, is this, it's like, is this 3D? I think we got it. There you go. Is it 3D? If you're watching right now, Corpsey is plunging this dark cock at the camera. I'm plunging the cock. Please go to screaming O, type in for the promo code ginger20 for 20% off. Look how beautiful this is. Look how the light hangs. Look how the dark hand looks with the dark penis. It goes so well to, wait a minute, you know, it's stuck. You weren't kidding. It sticks to stuff. I can't even move. Oh, sorry. Corpsey. What is that? Is it, wait a minute. Can I? Corpsey, I have the key to the bathroom. You know what? Hold on a second. You want to come to the bathroom with me? We have to take a break. I'm going to put this on, see if this works. Okay, it didn't work. I tried to stick it to my forehead. I almost knocked myself out. Hopefully they didn't get any video of that. 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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No, this sounds crazy. Our last cover had Farrah Abraham on it. Now, people didn't know her. She was Teen Mom. She was on an MTV show. Actually, she was on Pregnant and 16. Then she was on MTV's Teen Mom. And then she finished that act with doing a porn with Vivid. With Vivid? Vivid. And Steve Hirsch actually had to send a cease and desist letter to her. Well, there were some issues. In the beginning, she claimed that it was a private sex video that she made with James Dean, who's a well-known porn star. And she's held to that story. And even when I worked with her and I talked to her when we were shooting, she still said it was a private video. You know, it's a little hard to... Leak out a private video? Well, yeah, it was a leak of a private video. But if you watch something like this, if there's a camera that's moving, like if you're filming yourself having sex at home, you put the camera down unless you're filming. But this was someone filming. Two people having sex and the camera was moving. And it was moving. Because I remember when the Pam Anderson thing came out, there was a guy who was talking. It was in the studio. He says, we've got this tape of Pamela Anderson. We were doing construction and she didn't pay us, allegedly. And so we got this tape and we're going to release it. And that's how it got out. Well, this thing with Farrah, I mean, I'll say one thing about Farrah Abraham. She is a genius marketer. And the world is crazy. People really have a dislike. For her, there are people that do like her. But she also has a lot of people that have issues with her. But you know what? It sells magazines. Magazines. We have Chris on the line. I met Chris. All right. Through Jill Nelson when she did her Golden Goddesses, the 50 Golden Goddesses book. Right. So he knows a lot about Ginger Lynn. Let's ask him some questions about Ginger. Stuff that she doesn't want us to know would be really fun. Are you there, Chris? Yeah. Hey, how you doing? I'm doing good. How are you? How are you there? Good to be talking to you guys again. Yeah. For a while. Last time I saw you, I passed out on your couch. We were watching. I wanted to see Girls on Fire. I've never seen it. But John Holmes, Ginger Lynn. John Holmes is in drag. Now, mind you, Chris, I was drunk that night because we went to a club and you were buying me drinks or something. Somebody was buying me drinks. Well, that's a typical night here in West Hollywood. It's always a good time. But you love it. Yeah. I love Ginger. Tell us about some stuff about Ginger. Something she doesn't... What we're looking for is something that she doesn't want us to know. Something that no one knows about. Something secret. A secret about Ginger. Wow. Even if you have to make it up. Yeah, make up shit. Make it up. We're putting you on the spot here. Well, let's see. Something secret. I don't know what she... I mean, she's, you know, incredibly hot, of course, but... That's not a secret. You know, what's really a surprise to a lot of people, I think, is how short she actually is. I mean, she's... She's three feet... A lot of people don't know. She's a dwarf. You know, she really radiates on the screen and she comes across pretty powerfully, but... Her personality. No, no. Ginger Lynn actually is a dwarf and she has to work with little people. A lot of people don't know that. Now that explains why she collects the trolls. She likes the troll dolls, the hot troll dolls. They vibrate. We put bullets in them at night. What was it like working with... That's something Ginger doesn't want you to know. Yeah. And the little people think... We put little bullets in our... Around our troll dolls? Yeah. And... Yeah. Use your imagination. So tell us more about Ginger and your experience with her. Where did you meet her first? Ginger has been... As I told her when I met her, she is my number one all-time favorite. I mean, she was just, you know, the hottest thing back in the 80s. Just, you know, incredible. The ultimate girl next door. You know, and she was just so beautiful at that time. You know, I think, you know... Still is, of course. She's the most beautiful woman of all time. And if you had to use your finger... She has so many fans still from that time that are, let's say, from the ages of 30 to 50, I mean, that just have a special place for her in their heart, you know, and that's always going to be that way. Have you ever masturbated to a Ginger Lynn scene? Has anyone not masturbated to a... No, I haven't. Have I asked the hard question? Is that the million dollar question? I mean, that's a given. Yeah, I mean... It's a given you have? Ginger. I'm masturbating just talking about her right now. And I have a big black... Well, excuse me, a dark. We can't call this... I can't get it off the desk though. Oh. Ah. If you had to use your fingers to bring Ginger to an orgasm, how would you do that? Can you talk us through that? Oh, my goodness. I mean... You can't be shy. It's radio. Need you to talk. Actually, I mean, you know, but one of the greatest scenes... Oh, my goodness. One of the greatest scenes just that I can recall, just one of the hottest scenes was actually her on the desk with John Holmes just in the office. And all that is really a mutual oral scene. That's one of the hottest oral scenes I've ever seen. And you know, nostalgia. A man actually... They're still great, those scenes. A man actually... A man going down on a woman. And she was just so smoking in that scene. Just an oral scene. No... Nothing off the wall with, you know, no... No double angles or all the crazy things they have to rely on nowadays. It was just, you know, so that's, you know... She's probably the one adult star I would most love to have gone down on. It's not too late. Ginger... Ginger... She's in bed right now. Her back's out. You could easily go down on her right now. Yeah. Anything to relieve the sciatica. It might have to talk with... An orgasm might relieve that. Her boyfriend probably wouldn't like that. Oh, shit. So, mix that idea. Yeah. Fuck that. She does love Saran Wrap. Well, I hope she is getting taken care of there, you know, in that way that would probably help things along there if she's trapped in bed. I'm sure she is. I'm sure she's being taken care of right now. That's good to know. Definitely good to know. Thank you so much for calling in or having us... We called you, right? Or did you call in? I'm happy to help you, Stevie. Oh, God. I thought we had a call in. What the hell? I thought we finally got... I was so excited. No. What I did is I went through my phone. I was like, I'm gonna call you. I'm gonna call you. I'm gonna call you. I'm gonna call you. I'm gonna call you. But the thing is, I went through my phone and contacted some of my... Well, had Jenny contact some of my people so that we could have callers. Desperate. Yes, desperate. But we... But we... I guess Ginger's the type of star where you can do that. You can just randomly reach out and call people and they'll have good stories to share. They don't have to bother calling in. Well, thank you so much for calling in, man. And keep watching those movies and keep popping out the bull's eyes. No, I mean, it's... That's for life. I... That's what it's been like for me. That's been a long time. But I, that's, you know, she's the gift that keeps on giving, you know. She made a great contribution to adult movie history. And, you know, we're glad for that. She's a great person. Thanks for calling in, man. You're awesome. I'm going to call you next time I'm in town. Awesome, awesome. Yeah, good to talk to you guys. And you keep up the good work on that show. Thank you. We've got a guest in studio. Corpsey, who is this friend of yours? I'm very excited. I am literally dripping here because my friend, that's what that oil slick was when you slipped coming in. I'm not wearing pants either, by the way. This is Gin Antonic. Hello. Her birth name. Yeah. My Bible name. Her Bible name. She was just photographed for Girls in Corpses magazine. She's in our spring issue in a, because earlier we were talking about college and college sex. We do a whole sorority room. We have a pillow fight. A pant. A panty raid. And it's all with dead bodies. How hot is that? And did any of these dead bodies fall apart during this pillow fight? They pretty much lay there. You know, that's the beautiful. Yeah. Corpses, they don't. That's the thing. They're not zombies. They lay there. But then Gin, actually Anna Fox, who's also an adult star. Beautiful. She's fun. And Holly Gazelli, who's a Playboy cyber girl. And Gin Antonic. And Gin also is a model. And she does a little fetish. She's a model. An actress. An actress. The large, dark, Screaming O penile piece here. I don't know about attractive, but definitely impressed. Is that too big for you, Jen? I mean, seriously, let's talk about penis right now. I don't know. You tell me. Does it look too big on me? I think it looks. It's a little smaller than my normal one. I don't. It kind of looked upside. Oh, no, it's the right. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm always looking from a different side. Now, would this be. This is from Screaming O. We have several products. As a matter of fact, I just wanted to show you. This is our severed hand, and we've actually attached a vibrator to its finger. That's very you. Would you like to try it and tell us how it is? You want to try the severed hand? I can't really. Plant this here. This is the Screaming O blingo. Now, see, give it a shot. Try it on your. Is it sanitary? Yeah, it's sanitary. I just took it out of the box. I licked it a few times. No, I didn't. Yeah. You're putting it on your face. She's doing it. Down to your breast with the severed hand. And a nipple. On to your nipple. How does that feel on your nipple? It feels good. Yeah? Was this something you would do for hours, or would you do this in public? Would you do it in private? Oh, I'd do it in public. In public? On this hand, too. On the bus. Yeah, I'd just be sitting there scratching. On the subway. Like sitting in a, yeah, like a restaurant. Not in subway, but like on the subway. And in subway. And eating a subway sandwich. At two in the morning. Can we say that? We can say subway. Subway? All right. And how is it? You've got it. I can't see it. It's under the table. Is that on your clit? Well, what's great about it is there's a light. I'm going to tell you what we're saying. Play by play? Yeah. There's a light down there. It sort of looks like, you know, the light at the end of the tunnel. And she's got the middle finger has the vibrator. And actually, Gin and Tonic, who's been here for about 30 seconds, is already enjoying herself on the show. Jenny. I'm so excited. Can you come in here and tell Gin and Tonic what to do with her blingo from Screaming O? Wait. Or blingo. Can we get your... Now, Gin, Gin. Will you let me... Will you allow your boyfriend to talk to Gin and Tonic? Give her instructions on what to do. Andy. I don't know if we want her boyfriend in here. I don't want to have to have competition. Now, is this... I'm already... It's fun. It's definitely... Corpsey has the hand on Gin and Tonic's breast. Well, look. It's got the whole... Look at that. It's just round. Can we see that? Can we see that on video? Look at that. That just hangs there. Well, it'll hang up here. Okay. It kind of moves. Now, do you own any toys like this? I don't own anything so little. But wait a minute. Now, let's try this seriously. Just because, you know, we... We are... This show is a medical... You know, yes. Well, actually, it's full of titillation. Do you show your breasts at all? I've seen them. When you make it rain. No. When you make it rain. Because we have a camera over here. Uh-huh. Let me make it rain. Let me see what I can... Oh, Corpsey's got money. Okay. Can we see maybe a left breast? Does that get us one nipple? I like the right one better. We'll do the right one. Oh, my gosh. Can we see this? Per nipple? Per nipple. There we go. Oh, Corpsey is putting... Wow. Can we see that on camera? I don't want to say anything, but I have to put my glasses on. Can I turn this... I'm going to turn this around. Oh, shit. She's actually got another nipple. Can we see that? This is Corpsey. I've turned the camera off of me, and this is Punitonic. Hi. You have lovely nipples. Have you... Thank you. These are... Those are natural? You didn't have them implanted or anything? These are my third pair of nipples, actually. Your third pair? Can you move your mic just a little to the left so our viewers can see your nipple? There we go. If you're watching right now, it's skidroastudios.com. We have the bling. No purple on Gin and Tonic's nipple with a severed hand coming in, helping. It's the helping hand. It's not. Oh, I see. So it does. No, put it on your finger. Let's actually see. Now, are your nipples erect right now, or are they just normally perky? This one is. How's the other one? Can we see the other one? Let's see. Let's go check. I give you $2 for $5. Oh, yeah. The other breast is coming out. She has the most gorgeous nipples. That's right. They are hard right now. They are purple from the light. What I like about gin is the glasses. They're beautiful. I like that you do it for me. Not just because I'm wearing glasses. No, I almost didn't wear them, and I was like, of course you do. Oh, it's so sexy. You like the glasses. I like the nerdy, sexy thing. I technically need them. I'm going to keep them. Can you stand up and maybe put that on your clit and tell us how that is? Corpsey, there's a microphone right now. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. I can tell you. You can hold that up to Gin and Tonic's luscious lips so she can explain to us how this feels. Well, what I'm doing this time is I've got it on camera. I've got the camera. I turned it around so that our viewers can see this. Because we have a gorgeous girl, Gin and Tonic. Where can they follow you? Are you on Twitter? I am at the Gin and Tonic. The Gin and Tonic? Twitter and Instagram. Are your fans going to be offended that you're doing this? No, they would actually be. I actually don't really show nudity on any of my social media. What did I miss? I just can't. See, you got me out of here. Did you get the mic? Okay. Well, the mic was all wrapped around. Gin and Tonic is going to stand up. Stand up. Okay. And I've got this hammer trained right on my face. Is this on? It is on. You are. If your vagina could talk, what would it say? You have to take it up to her mouth. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, how do you know she can't talk? You know, let's try it. It would say, feed me. And what would you feed it? Right. What would you be feeding it right now? I think it's right. Fitties? Wow. Gin and Tonic has our large dark penis. Is that penis too? Would that be too much? Which is stuck to the table. There we go. Would that? Is that a good size? I think. I think it compliments my body well. Wait, hold on. How large would you say that is? Oh my God. This is. That's a 14 inch. A 14 inch cock. And it's very. It's like five. I can't even reach all the way around it. Yeah. It actually, I molded it except for the dark part. That actually is. Now. Is it strong enough to go through your denim? The screaming? Oh, because these are just. It is. They're disposable. You can throw them out. How long? They should work for about a half an hour. Oh, really? Really? So you could just totally take this. Take it with you on the way to work. Take it with you on the way to work. And throw it away. Airplanes. That's perfect. Matter of fact, there's one of the conspiracy theories is that the screaming was on the Malaysian air. I really shouldn't say that. I'm so disturbed. This enhances the ability for couples to orgasm together. Ooh. I can see that. And it was named the best ring by Women's Health Magazine's sex awards. Now, how long would it take you to actually see stars and stripes, sing stars and stripes forever? With this? Yeah. I don't think it'd happen. I don't think it'd happen. Why? Because we're on the air? I like what he said about doing it as a couple thing. Like, if you introduce this during sex. Okay. Everybody leave the room. Okay. But you think it's a very, for the size, it's very powerful. It's fun. It is. And it's fun. It's kind of playful. I like it. And it helps if he can't, if your guys get a little tired, it's hard for him to keep it going. It'll help him. How could you get tired of a gin and tonic? Look at her. Well, you know, some guys, you know, maybe had a long day or something. Long day. Long day. Yeah. They need a little extra help. No caffeine. Let me ask you a little bit about your vagina. No, we did that. Oh, my vagina. About what else you're working on right now. Because you do, you just did Girls and Corpses. I did. Now you can talk back into this one. This is for your standing thing. As a matter of fact, you know, I wanted to ask you, there were two more questions. Stevie, you see. Let's do it. You missed the two. Let's do it. There were two more questions. The naughty questions? No, these are naughty questions. But she had answered them. Brittany had answered them. Not all of them. Not all of them, but some of them. She got through a lot. That's why I didn't. I didn't come in. And I don't want, this is my first time hosting. I don't want to blow it. So here's the question. Okay. Then I'm going to have to read their answers. Then you're going to answer. My favorite sex position is straight up missionary style, reverse cowgirl. I've explored the Kama Sutra and haven't yet found a position I don't like. What is your answer? I'm very boring, I guess. Really, I'm very lazy. I like missionary. I like to get to just lie there and enjoy it. I don't want to have to. Put the effort in. It's like people don't want to have adventurous sex. And it's like, you know, they go, God, the floor is cold. The tile is cold in the kitchen. Oh, no, I'll go anywhere. It talks on. But you just have to be missionary. Missionary is my favorite. Definitely. What is the strangest place you've had missionary sex? Now, remember, your parents probably don't subscribe to this show. Aren't they Baptist ministers or something? Mormon. I just took a wild guess. I took a wild guess. They're Mormons. Yes. Are you wearing the magic underwear? They're magic, but they're not Mormon magic. Do we? Do we have a question, Stevie? You look very pensive. Oh, I had to do a secret code thing to Jenny. Okay, talk. While you two were talking. No, no, we're still talking. So the craziest place, though, that you had missionary sex. I guess. I don't think this is that crazy, but I guess a lot of people actually haven't done this is sex in a car. Oh, shit. I think everybody's done sex in a car. I've done that too many times. Right. Well, everybody here. Yeah. But on the street. But you think there's people that haven't? Oh, there's. I actually had a guy turn me down once on having sex in the car. No, you're talking about. I'm talking about driving. I've had sex while, like, driving fast on the freeway. No. Like, full on intercourse with a girl sitting on your lap. Vision is a problem. You have to get the mirrors set right. Just right. No, I haven't done that. Have you gone down on a guy while he's driving? Oh, yes. Roadhead's fun. Roadhead. Uh-huh. But that takes a lot of trust. Ladies and gentlemen, Roadhead. Roadhead. Roadhead. How many people in here, have you done Roadhead? I'm not saying any names. Just Roadhead? Is it? No. They're not answering me. Okay. Now, he has to be driving. Obviously, he can't go down on you while he's driving. Well, I'm driving. He can't. And if you have that. Yes. Now, that's kind of a hard position because of the steering wheel and everything. His head actually got stuck, like, between me, between the steering wheel and the column, I guess. He kind of got wedged in there. Really? Yes. When we came to a stop, he was trying to get out of there fast, and it didn't. So, do you know people that haven't had Roadhead or car sex? Yes. Really? Right. Right. Now, you're a. You're a Mormon. So, are you from Salt Lake City? Boise, Idaho, which is, like, the second biggest congregation of Mormons. Which means it's probably the place where there's the most doms and kinky stuff because the most repressed areas of the country are where the craziest sex goes on. I know that's definitely true. In Salt Lake City. I've met a lot of people in that community in Salt Lake City, and one of my favorite photographers there, that's, like, his scene, and there's women that do all kinds of crazy stuff. And it's because, I think you're right, it's because it's so repressed sexually. Well, and by that fact, you were born Mormon. I don't know. You were raised Mormon. And so, do you think because of the repression, now you are more sexually adventurous? You know, I was never a very good Mormon. As opposed to. I was adventurous at all the right ages. Are you not supposed to have a lot of sex if you're a Mormon? I mean, are there rules? You're not. You're not. You're not supposed to until you're married, and then you're only supposed to for procreation. There's no. You're not allowed to. You take birth control. That's a no-no. Wow. That leads to some pretty massive families. Right. Exactly. Which they want. I have one more question. You have one more question? I know Stevie. We have a caller once you finish that question. Well, let's take the call. We don't let's. I don't want to hold caller. I'm so excited to get a caller. Oh, gosh. Let me tell you about my next, the next caller. Okay. Is she on? Hello. Hello. Chelsea. Hi. Hi. It's Stevie. I just ran into you at the Star Bar. We met your boyfriend, your tall cowboy boyfriend. He's not my boyfriend. Oh, he's not your boyfriend. Okay. We are. I do. I don't know if I told you this. I do a show. I'm on a show called Blame It On Ginger, and it's all about sex. And I just want to tell everybody I met you because you were like the girl with the best legs on Main Street on a bike in high heels. I mean. Wow. I want to see a picture of this. Chelsea in her heels on a beach. Cruiser up and down Main Street. And when I first saw you, I was like, oh my gosh, this girl is smoking hot. Why is she not a model? Have you ever modeled? No. Were you ever asked to do anything adult? Um, yeah. You were. How did that go? Um, I probably laughed and said, uh, that's all right. I'll think about it or something. The first question you have to ask Stevie, because I hire models all the time for girls and corpses. Now I'm going to tell you this girl's pretty young. I can tell from the voice. Are you over 18? I said. She's way. Yes. Okay. I'm going to tell you how tall you are and what you weigh. Okay. You're five, six. Am I close? Close. Well, how, how tall are you? I'm five, seven and a half. Oh, you were close. I'm close. I'm pretty good. And you weigh one 18. Nope. Less. More. Oh God. I'm off all the time. You need to send, I want you to send a photo of yourself to the camera. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. and if you have, how did you use your fingers to get her off? And if you haven't, if that's too much if I've overstepped a boundary with you I think the first part was enough just if you've been with a girl How do you use your fingers to bring yourself to an orgasm? Oh! Okay, well, yeah Because how many of your friends are listening? Probably none, so you have free reign to talk Right, kind of, other than my friends sitting right here But, yeah I was in like high school though Honestly, probably the last time that I mean, I used fingers And how was that? How did you do it? How did you start it? I need to get the information, because I'm going to use this later in my brain This is with a girl It was with my girlfriend, my best friend We'd like sneak out and like jump over the wall and go to each other's houses and stuff And then we'd like go We'd go over to our older neighbor boy's houses and we'd like hang out and just try all kinds of stuff that we've never tried before So when was the first time you had sex with your friend? How did it begin? Tell us what happened And then, you know, we'll be just listening Right here Just go ahead What happened? I don't know, like I said, we'd like sneak out and go hang out And we'd go to, we had this older neighbor guy that we thought was hot And so we'd go up to his house after like our parents went to work or whatever and we'd hang out there And we thought he was hot, so we'd start making out with him and then like we made out with each other and then we just kind of like kept going from there Yeah So it was a three-way And so we'd like try stuff with each other because we were actually closer with each other than the guy, so Did you actually have an orgasm? The first time, no, but then when we got home back to her house, then we like kind of kept experimenting with the stuff that we had just tried And so from there on, you know, we'd spend the night at each other's house and we would try that and we had no problem with that So you think better orgasm with the girl or with the guy? What do you think? Well, I guess it would have to be that one experience but do you think it's a different orgasm with a woman than when you're being with a man? I'm starting to stutter Yeah, probably Was it natural or did you have to watch a Ginger Lynn movie to learn how to work with a girl? I didn't have to watch a movie Once your hand's down there, I think it pretty much you know So do you consider yourself sexually active? Are you shy? Are you a Mormon like Gin and Tonic? Jenny? I'm sexually active right now but I'm picky I guess I'm picky Picky? Picky I don't know, I won't be sexually active for a while and then all of a sudden I will He's crazy So would you be in a if you're hot enough for our magazine and it seems like you are would you be interested in opposing in Girls and Corpses magazine? Perhaps I'd like to maybe check it out a little bit more No, you can't check out anything Tell her, Gin why she should be in Girls and Corpses It's a lot of fun It really is and it's super harmless and it's silly and I don't know I see gorgeous gals all the day and all the time and I've been modeling for a few years and there's so many girls you know, who doesn't enjoy having sexy photos of themselves and so any girl that's interested in getting in front of a camera I always say do it and especially if your first shoot's for a magazine Hell yeah Have you modeled before? No, I mean I love taking pictures I love taking pictures but that's just kind of like you know like Well, we work with girls that are not professional models we kind of have a lot of fun with people giving them kind of that opportunity but basically just you know I mean there's no nudity in this magazine we have had adult stars in it but we don't there's no nudity it's a comedy it's like Maxim meets Dawn of the Dead You should email us and by the way Steve I just want to mention for anyone out there that wants to be in Girls and Corpses if you're a hot girl 18 to 24 are you older than 24? I'm actually 27 Alright, I'll look at you I'm going to look at you now As long as you look between age and I'll get her an ID that says she's 24 There you go info at girlsandcorpses.com you can send a link to your pictures and we'll take a look at you Okay Have you ever talked dirty with a girl? Me? Yes The best friend that I told you about Yeah, but I have a girl here in the studio Corpsey brought in Gin and Tonic Talk dirty to each other Yeah 30 seconds of just dirty talk with a stranger Dirty talk? Yeah Or a minute Okay However long it lasts Would you be game to do that? I'll count it down and then you guys just start I had to step out of the car This is my friend so I just stepped out of the car But yeah, okay, sure, go ahead Okay She's hot Three, two, one Okay, what was your name? Chelsea Chelsea, okay I'll let you start, Chelsea Okay, well, what do you want to do? I don't know I'm not typically the dirty talker Oh, you know what? I like spankings Spankings? I love spankings I love spankings I love spankings I love spankings I love spankings I love spankings I love spankings Do you? Yes, I do I don't think you can spank too hard, to be honest Right Like little pats and then all the way Definitely, those are the best Do you know how to twerk? Right, right Are you one of those girls? Do I know how to twerk? Yes I can twerk maybe a little bit, yeah, I can do Okay, I'll let you twerk first, okay? Okay Because I failed the twerk competition at the Girls in Corpses photo shoot I don't know how to do that What is the thing that you do? The thing when women rub themselves Scissors No, no, not scissoring There's a real word, it's called with a T Come on, you know this The two girls rub their vaginas against each other What is it? It sounds like pussy bunting No, no, there's an actual What did he call that, Chelsea? Look it up Bumpin' Uglies? Are you bumpin' uglies there? What is it? I don't know about bumpin' uglies Are you, is anybody there? They're bumpin' pretties Is there any, like, is there a guy? Bumpin' undies You're in public, right? Yes Bumpin' undies Bumpin' undies Bumpin' undies Bumpin' undies You're in public, right? Yeah, I'm at the beach actually, yeah Is there a guy, could you get a, could you give a guy a boner just by grabbing your breasts or something and looking at him right now while we're online? You could just tell us this play by play I'm getting arrested Don't take your clothes off I'm in a public No, no, no, this is like, this is like how to get a stalker You're gonna have a guy driving home after you No, I like the two girls Would you, have you ever done that with your girlfriend where you actually can rub each other to orgasm? Like, and I, it's like a scissor but there's another name for it, I have to remember what it's called Chelsea Yes Yeah I don't know, Stevie's going crazy here Have you, have you, did you do that with your girlfriend where you guys were able to rub yourselves on each other? Yeah, we did that actually a lot at first, like, because we were just trying everything, it was kind of new to us, but yeah, we did that a lot, just kind of like grinding, grinding each other I guess you'd call it I wish you'd grind gin and tonic Oh my gosh, Chelsea, we have three nuts on the line waiting patiently Oh my gosh, Chelsea, we have three nuts on the line waiting patiently Oh my gosh, Chelsea, we have three nuts on the line waiting patiently Oh my gosh, Chelsea, we have three nuts on the line waiting patiently I'm so glad you can't, you talked, anytime you want to call in, I would love to have you at 1-800-893-9562, we've got to go to, is it three, three nuts? And I will see you soon, we're going to have to go dancing, let's go to Ray Thanks for the speaking I can't wait Email us, goodbye Bye bye, Jen Thanks, honey Bye bye Wow Okay, three nuts Three nuts is Oh, I don't know a thing about three nuts, we all, please, gin and tonic, ask questions from three nuts, Corpsey, I don't have to ask you to ask questions, you know what you're doing, I'm new, I'm taking notes from you guys I'm trying to confuse, is there a question about three nuts or there's a guy called three nuts on the phone? I don't know if it's a guy or if it's a girl or if it's both, we are about to find out All right, three nuts, are you there? Three nuts? It takes, it takes a second for, for us to find out Okay For the call to come through Okay Well then I have a story, my first boyfriend ever actually had Three nuts Had three nuts? Oh Yes Wait, gin and tonic just mentioned that she had a boyfriend with three nuts It's called a tri-orchid, it's a medical thing Let's speak All right, hi, three nuts Hello, how are you? Doing well, this is gin and tonic, I'm one of the guests here No, you go, Jen, man, he wants to talk to you Yes, talk to, talk to three nuts She had a boyfriend with three nuts, so let her talk to you about your, your, your, your, your extra nut Yeah, it was my first boyfriend ever Wow, I haven't met anybody else, the doctor says it's one in two million men Oh really, he told me a much higher number, but I think that's because he wanted me to accept it or something I think one in two million is pretty, pretty bad, I don't know, but that's what my doctor said, at least the urologist, but he's a Kaiser doctor, so who knows, right? Oh my gosh, so that is why you get your nickname then, you have three testicles? Yes, I do Now, is it, is the third one smaller, because the set I saw No, they're, they're actually, they're, what it is is, and Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon and I have seen, both seen photos of them, but it's the one on the right is normal and oversized, the, on the left there's two that are attached by like, like skin or fiber or whatever you want to call it, but it's like I've got two, two equally sized nuts, the same size as the one on the right, but they're both in the left sack together Like little twins And there is, there's tissue that connects them to each other But they're both fully functional Oh wow, he just made a noise, did you just cum? Three nuts? Is he having an orgasm right now? That's what it sounds like Six to eight times a day if I need to, and my average is three to four a day just on a regular basis so that my balls don't swell up and cause me pain Well, you know, I think I've actually heard about you or I read something about you about this, because you do have to relieve, you build up extra semen, right? You have to get rid of it, that's what Jen is interested in Could you mail her the extra semen? That is absolutely true, I'm going to send her the sample, I'm going to send her the sample, that is absolutely true, that is absolutely true, my wife and I used to swing a lot and a lot of group stuff and couples and things, but she's, we've stopped swinging this year and she's been going through menopause, she's like 54 and like I said I'm 55 and so she's kind of slowed down and she's overwhelmed with my needs and so I tend to whack off a lot She does take care of me once or twice a day usually and usually in the morning, I get her in the morning before work So when you masturbate And then, you know, so it's, yeah, it's all cool When you come on her, how much of her body does your ejaculation cover? I mean, is it just the tits, is it her pussy, all the way to her toes? Oh, I mean, she likes me to come on her tits and it's, you know, I mean, I have abnormally large loads, it's not like huge like those big Gusher Geysers, you know, in some pornos, but it is abnormally large and it's usually not until like the fourth or fifth that they start to diminish in volume, within a 10-year period. Oh, really? Yeah, within a 24-hour period. Has anything strange happened when you were swinging? Maybe you shot somebody you weren't supposed to shoot by accident? No, I have pretty good control actually. I can go for an hour or more and hold back on the coming because I started at 13 and a woman who was 27, a teacher at my middle school and private school in Santa Monica, had a three-day affair with me. Well, it lasted eight months but it started with three days where she took me and went through like the Kama Sutra with me and taught me tantric section. This is like back in 1972. Wow. What exactly is that tantric section? She's in jail today, right? Yes. Tantric, what is that? Well, it's a delay mechanism. It teaches you how to control. Well, yeah, so I know how to hold, to stop myself. I know how to hold back. I know how to control it. Though there are times if I'm with like somebody brand new, I mean, you know, there's an excitement level. If I haven't come yet for a while, you know, there's only so much that a guy can do, right? I am human. So what would you do if you were with Gin and Tonic right now? Hi. Gin and Tonic right now? Yeah, tell something to your wife. Yeah, tell something to your wife. Yeah, tell something to your wife. Yeah, tell something to your wife. I don't know what her personal, you know, like- She's blonde. She's got short- But I'm pretty much a switch and I can kind of morph into, you know, whatever the woman I'm with at the time, you know, wants me to do. I can be submissive. I can be dominant. I can be gentle. I can be rough. I can call you an angel or a little slut or anything in between and love to eat pussy and love to lick ass and- He's just about all of it. And all that stuff. Yeah, I mean, I'm just pretty much able to do whatever I want. I'm just a little bit more of a- I'm pretty much whatever gets the woman I'm with off will turn me on and excite me. Short of, I don't like heavy pain or heavy BDSM, blood, I'm not into poop, a little pee could be okay. Love squirters. I'll drink that squirt all day long. Now, did you ever have the thought of being in the adult industry? You certainly have the- I have been. Oh, what are the titles? A long, long time ago. What titles can we find? A long, long time ago when I lived on Fountain and Los Palmas in Hollywood and my neighbor across the street was a squirt. He was a guy named Winston and he produced and directed and starred in a lot of early pornos and so he had filmed me a few times doing a few things. This was back in the 70s. What, he sold those? But I also have a lot of connections in the adult film industry growing up. My closest friend and best man at my wedding, his uncle was one of the principals of Essex house out in the valley for years and he used to work in the warehouse and his brother worked in the office with his sister. It was like a family business. Yeah. He was an expert witness and then my dad was an expert witness for porn trials as a psychiatrist in Beverly Hills in the 70s and worked with the famous porn attorney Elliot Abelson. That was his best friend and he worked with guys like Sydney Mee Kirk and that group of early porn producers. So then have you met Ginger Lynn? We have not met in person. I was supposed to go to her house this weekend. Actually, we've been talking about meeting for a couple of years. I haven't met Christy or Ginger. I used to talk to their show a lot on the old other thing, you know. But, no, we haven't actually personally met. We played Words with Friends together, and we talked a lot. And I'm going to be down in Santa Monica this weekend, and we were going to try to hook up. If you were going to direct her in a scene, what would you have Ginger Lynn do? What would I have Ginger Lynn do? In your own private scene, yes. I'd probably have her do my wife while I watch. There you go. How would you set that up? What would you bring? What toys would you bring? How would you set the stage? Well, we'd have to bring a really, really, really big dong, because my wife likes really, really, probably a big double-headed that they could go at each other with and a little bit of a scissors and, you know, probably have Ginger go down on my wife while I just sit back and watch and enjoy it. Would it be gonzo, or would it be scripted out? Would they get to act, or would it just be mad passion? I mean, I like to watch scripted porn. My wife loves, like, digital playground stuff and Evil Angel and all that stuff with lots of storylines. And all that. I'm happy with gonzo, but because my wife would be involved, there'd probably have to be a story. There'd be, like, dinner and wine and flirtation and seduction and, you know, maybe some sensual hot tub frottage and, you know, leading to a bedroom play. Do you have a favorite line? Because for me, my favorite Ginger line is when she walks into a room and she's like, so, boys, boys, boys, you wanna? You wanna fuck me? And she turns and looks at the door and says, what is it, mom or dad? So there's one movie where she's playing somebody young, an early one, and she gets caught. Is it taboo? I'm not sure if it's a parent or something, but she turns and it's like she's got this horrified look. And there's something about joining in. And I forget, it wasn't a sibling or a parent, but it was, like, somebody she got caught with. And it was like, well, don't just stand there. Oh, that's what she said, don't just stand there? That's a great line. Yeah, I believe. I'm pretty sure it was a Ginger. Ginger Lynn line. To be God's honest truth, I'm, you know, my wife is 44DD, and they say that she's just a slightly larger version. Her boobs are a slightly larger natural version of Christy Canyon's, and that was always more my style. I like big tits and big asses and dark hair, though I do enjoy all women equally. As you should. So I'm assuming Ginger's not in the studio right now. She has got her back out right now, so she's listening today. Okay. Because I was supposed to call her. I've been wondering what's going on because I haven't heard back from her. It's all that sex, all that porn that she did, she threw her back out. Let me ask you something. I'll ask you a question. I figured it was just trying to get her kitchen remodeled. But I would love to watch my wife be seduced by Ginger Lynn. I would just be totally hot. Maybe start out at the sushi bar, and they're feeding each other raw fish and drinking sake and getting slithered there, and then, you know, pour them into the back of the limo, and they can be making out while Nick and I are just sitting back with cocktails watching and enjoying the show. I think he's thought of this before. This is hot, yeah. We're all like this. Only once or twice. Any producers listening? Let's get this. Yeah, there you go. I think we can make this happen. Ginger will be into it. Hey, let me ask you for Ginger. Would you ever bring your nuts to the studio so they could get them? Oh, yeah. I was going to do it on Friday. I'm driving down Thursday night. My mom lives in Santa Monica. Staying there. I went to Fairfax. I am local. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, you know, I was supposed to go into the studio on her old show on a different, you know, venue, and that never happened. And I have promised her that when I was in L.A. next, that I would definitely come into the studio to physically prove the three nut myths. And she's talked to my wife on the air several times and to me on the air, too. We've both been on the air a lot. When you were in school and stuff, did you guys make funny? You went to the shower and they're like, hey. No, nobody knew. Oh, yeah. Well, the girls knew. The girls. I got lots of action. Did you? I was. Oh, there. The word got out. Even the girls at first were like, ooh, they all had to. I've never, like, met a woman that didn't have the curiosity and want to see and want to feel for themselves. I've had strange women in at freaking, you know, events when they find out. It's like, oh, well, show me. And, you know, their husbands and boyfriends right there. It's ridiculous. I really don't think it's. It's not like it's not gross by any means. I think it's definitely interesting. And then if it gives you. Very, very, very rare do I run into gross. I usually run into just morbid curiosity or they're just excited and it turns them on. Exactly. Only once or twice have I had anybody say that. Oh, that's weird. I remember reached over once with a guy and he only had one. And it shocked me. I wasn't ready for it. And I was looking for the other one. And then I got embarrassed. Well, you know, there's an old joke where the where a guy says, yeah, you know, a guy's. Who's got three balls goes up in a bar. He makes a bet. He goes, hey, I'll bet you between me and the bartender. We got five balls. The guy takes the bet. And then the bartender says, well, I hope you got four of them, buddy. That's a good one. I was wondering if Stevie reached over. Maybe it was a girl with a fat clitoris. It wasn't even. I just I touched my first. I was with a really hot woman a year ago. December in New Orleans and reached over. She had the biggest fucking dick. I fucked it anyway. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know, she did me first. And I had told her that I would eat her if she ate me. I thought you were stuck. You'd already sealed the deal and you had to follow through with it. Well, I didn't want to be a liar. Your wife lets you still enjoy other women or you guys are just exclusively. She has told me repeatedly, please just go do whatever you want. I can't take it anymore. What a great situation. And I walk too desperately and I've got plenty and plenty of opportunities and plenty of the couples. And women and stuff that we swung with in the past would love to get back with me. We still have a full site with like 60 pictures on the don't friend finder. And I shouldn't say that. I'm sorry. That's all right. But the way the status is really is I have tacit permission, but I don't really want to use it because I really know she really doesn't want me to. She's just trying to be a good wife and be nice. And she knows how frustrated I get. And so I have yet to do it. It's been a year and a couple of months since we stopped swinging. I guess it was a year ago. And I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. It's been a year and a couple of months since we stopped swinging. I guess it was a year ago in February. Her last swan song was a gangbang. She did 13 guys. Wow. You know, it's interesting. And we're doing an article about swinging. I would love for you to contact us at Girls and Corpses and we'll talk to you about your balls. If we've got the balls. And I want to thank you so much for calling. Jen here is she's I think just imagining the loads of love that you can give. Very impressed. Thank you. You know, it's like I wake up. I wake up in the middle of the night and I've got to jack off if my wife doesn't want me to wake her up because then she has trouble getting back to sleep. But first thing in the morning, we have a rule. As long as I can get to her, it's like it's got to be like after 7 a.m. and before 730 because she has to get up for work like at 730, 745. So I usually start out where I just start touching her ass and tickling her ass. And I just slide my face down under the sheets and bury my face from behind deep between her thighs and her amazing bubble butt ass cheeks and just start licking. And then she just. Starts to moan and rolls over on her back. It's like a play. It's like a play by play. And then it's on like Donkey Kong. Oh, my God. Well, listen, thank you. I mean, that enough gives us our imagination. We have one more call on the line. But thank you so much for calling in. Tell Ginger to play words with friends and get in touch with me. You got it, buddy. Thank you so much. All right. Take care, guys. Great show. Take care of those nuts. OK, so what we have here, the one thing we don't have, Screaming O has sponsored this show. I want to see that mustache. There's a thing called the lingo. This here's the mustachio, which is a vibrating mustache that you put on your face. I saw this the other day at a porn store. I was at a gallery show and I saw this. Do you want to put it on? That's where you can find Screaming O. Do you want to put it on? At your local porn store. I think there's one open over there. Is this for men or women or who wears them? It's for both. You can put that on. You can put it on a mannequin and just jump on it. I can imagine this on a man. It vibrates. It moves. It'd be great on a corpse. It'd be great on a corpse. I think you should put that on one of your corpses. They have a thing called a lingo. It's so sexy. You could actually stop breathing if I put my hand over your mouth. Gin and Tonic is wearing the mustachio. Let's see. And she looks really dapper. You look hot with the mustache on. She looks hot in anything. Thank you, right? Do we have another caller or is there someone still on? We haven't gotten- There we go. We haven't gotten- Is it on now? We haven't gotten the okay on that yet. We're waiting to find out. We're still waiting. But the lingo stretches over your tongue and it enhances oral sex. Okay. And it's wonderful on a man. It's on a clit. We don't have one to play with here. Do you need to enhance oral sex? I'm just curious. It never hurts. I mean, it's fantastic as is, but I could see this just taking it to a whole new level. But does it buzz your nose? It does a little. Ah, we've got Adrian. Yes. Okay, we're going to talk to Adrian. We've got a couple minutes to talk to him. Then we have to wrap everything up. Great, Adrian. What's up, Adrian? Hey, how are you? Great, how are you? I'm wonderful. I'm wonderful. Have you seen- I'm in Long Beach down by the Queen Mary. Oh, we are talking- Saw that. We have a thing called Up Against the Wall. What do you know about Up Against the Wall in your sex life? I've had my face against the wall. I've had other people against- Oh, I'm sorry. No, that's- I'm sorry. That was the question. Did I stop back? No, no, that was good. That was the perfect answer. But I think he means there's another site or something you go to called what? Up Against the Wall? No, Up Against the Wall is something that we were going to go over. It's about putting a chair in your- In your bedroom and having your girl, not telling her what it was, and then putting a garter belt on the chair the next day and not telling anybody anything, and then just letting everything build up. But I'm curious because I've been doing a lot of things here on the Ginger Lynn show. You're on Blame It on Ginger. She had me touch a clit. She's had me do a lot of things with girls, and I'm curious. Adrian, you're gay man, but you have also- Have you been with women? Yes. And how did you turn them on with your fingers? What did you do? Your first time that you made a girl come with your fingers? Well, I have to say that my friend Jack was also involved. Mr. Jack Daniels. Yes, with Mr. Jack, all things are possible. And my fingers, well, I want to say they boldly went where no gay man has gone before, but that is certainly not the case. They went into her secret garden, which, Stevie, you know this woman. It wasn't a secret. But yeah, I played with her boy in a boat. Yeah. The little man in the boat? The little man in the boat? Yeah. The little man in the boat. Yeah. We've gone over a couple things on the show. Car sex. I was actually with you during some car sex once. We won't say any names. Wait a minute. Hold on. Stevie. You forget nothing. Stevie knows. You know each other. We know each other. I was in the back. I was locked in the back seat because there were no other doors. So I was forced to be in the car with you. Okay. I was a Toyota for sale. If you were in studio right now and you were going to be with a girl, we've got the beautiful. You love Jack, but let me introduce you to Jen and Tawny. Hi. Does he have to be with a girl? Hi. Hello. Yes, Jen's here. Now, was it scary for you even with the power of Jack? I always feel bad for boys when they're gay or otherwise, when they're experimenting with a woman, especially for the first time. It's uncharted territory, I'm sure. Well. Well, to be perfectly frank, that wasn't the only time. There was another time that involved a lady and another gentleman. So, I'm not that innocent. That's going to be a song. That's going to be a great song. There was those two experiences and then the third one that Stevie talked about and that's all, I swear. Oh, great. It was a little intimidating, though, to be truthful. Being with a girl is a little bit intimidating. I need to call you. I want you to be on the line again. We have to wrap up. And I'm going to be back in a minute. I'm going to be back in a minute. I'm going to be back in a minute. I'm going to be back in a minute. I'm going to be back in a minute. And we have to wrap up in 30 seconds. So I'm going to have to say goodbye. Thank you so much for talking with us. Thank you. Nice meeting you. We have Corpsey. Goodbye, you guys. Have me on the air anytime you'd like. Okay. I'm calling you again. Corpsey, where can people follow you on Twitter? Girls and Corpses is girls and the letter N, corpses. There's girlsandcorpses.com and there's also girlsandcorpsesstore.com where you can buy copies of Girls and Corpses. With Gin and Tonic is in the new issue. Where can we follow you on Twitter? At the Gin and Tonic, J-I-N-N Tonic. All right. I am Skip Happy Snap on Twitter and you can go to screamingo.com. And thank you, Ginger, by the way, for letting me host the show. I love you. I think it's take over. And we're out. Thank you for listening, everybody. See you next time. Bye.