Pilot show on virginity and periods with callers

You know, it's not to say that I don't have a moment of satisfaction when I clean my own kitchen. I just don't like doing it. Erin, how long have you been running? Why are you running around hard and thin? Got to do time if you know what I mean. Look so cute and I got fucked up. Your pretty ass is fucking mad. Oh, I have something to confess. I'm going to throw this knife to your chest. Hi. This is a pilot show. Is it starting? Yeah. My name is, I'm Nurse Nanya. That's for Nanya business about what my real name is. Okay, but anyways, this is a premiere show. We're still working on the title. It's a pilot show. Right now, it's a sexy time talk. It's kind of the feminist riot girl love line show. The plan of the, the goal of this show will be to talk about sex, of course. I'm blushing. STDs, any kind of questions that callers may have. Dating, of course. And, you know, other things like infections. You know, UTSD. You know, some of these things. You know, some of these things. Maybe some vaginal infections. And other topics, of course, like abortions, services. I got someone running in. Am I doing everything okay? Oh, okay. I've been distracted by the paparazzi. Okay, I do have a guest. Her name is... You can say it. I don't care. I have nothing to hide. Okay. I got Miss Sonia Fierce here. What's up? What's up? And, um... The... Today's topic. So, I'm going to talk about some protesters that I had to deal with last week. And we'll talk about some virginity and some menarche and periods and things like that. Good stuff. Some girly stuff. Okay. Oh, and the flu versus the cold. I'm sorry. I had to talk about it because the flu is going around right now. Wash your hands. If you got a headache, chills, fever, it's probably the flu. Okay. Okay, so first thing of discussion is food fair. You've heard of Planned Parenthood, right? Yes, I have. Okay. So, last week, they had their big annual food fair event. Ooh, that sounds awesome. Basically, a lot of women... There's this women's guild. They have a lot of money and they plan all year for this big event. And these tickets are like $100 or something, the ticket. And people go there and just get... Just get samples of food from different fancy restaurants in the Santa Monica, Beverly Hills area, whatever. But I volunteer and that's a way for me to get snacks of them, that expensive food. What kind of food are we talking about? This is amazing. I was looking for the filet mignon, but apparently that was at nighttime and I volunteered during the daytime. So, I just got some fancy wraps and some fancy French toast. But the thing that was really bothering me and bugged me was that there were protesters there. Oh, yeah, the anti-Planned Parenthood. Yeah, they're anti-choice or the... They like to call them the opponents of Planned Parenthood. Oh, and also I like to say that anything said tonight by me or Sonia, it's our own personal opinions. It's not in the opinions of any kind of organization, okay? But anyways, I was very frustrated because there was protesters there with these giant signs. Where did the signs say? Of course, there was some fetus signs, you know, just pictures. And then there was some other ones with pictures of... I kind of want to ignore them. I wear my dark glasses. And my job there was to guide guests of the event to say, oh, thank you for coming. Thank you for your support. Come this way. But anyways, the protesters were there and they had these signs, either the fetus picture signs or this other one, which I tried not... I tried not to look and eventually I figured it out. It was like a giant quarter with blood all over it. So, you know, I guess they were trying to symbolize like, oh, it's blood money that you guys are giving, whatever. Oh. And it was interesting to see a lot of older women supporters kind of telling the protesters, like, you should be ashamed of yourself and whatnot. And it's hard for me to not say anything, but like we know they're there. And then there's protesters. We kept going in front of me. And then I kept kind of going in front of them to avoid... Those fuckers are obnoxious sometimes. So that was very difficult for me to have to deal with anyways. That subject. Anyways, I don't know if anyone's calling. If you do ever have any questions, welcome. You are welcome to call us. The phone number is 1-800-893-9562. And that's Skid Row Studios. And it's free, right? Yes. Okay. So what should we talk about now? Do you think periods or virginity? Let's start with virginity. Virginity. Do you know what virginity is? I don't know. Enlighten me. Okay. Is it penetration by a penis? Or could it include finger banging and other things? I'm going to guess. I don't know. Maybe like any sort of penetration, maybe. Anything. Okay. Now we're getting some... At least we're getting one listener here. I don't know. It's probably with sexuality, I think. Okay, then. Yeah. Definitely not your fingers. Oh, I guess that could work too, right? Yeah. I don't know. It's a good one. Who do we ask? Well, would masturbation be considered a... A standard breaking virginity? Well, I didn't think so. I would say no, right? I don't know. Maybe that's a personal thing. I would say no. I mean, I do not have my Webster's book out. And forgive me for not, you know, being more prepared and having my dictionary here. But... I would think that it would have to be some form of penetration with another person. Another form. Yeah. I guess if someone banged themselves with a cucumber or something, that wouldn't count as... Because it's by themselves? Virginity, maybe. Huh. Interesting. There's a lot of people asking that question. I, since we're on... Shoot. It is hard. You're right. It is hard to kind of totally, like, just have a whole bunch of subjects. Well, anyways, in my head, I was thinking about this topic. Like, when did you first know about... Of course, like a virgin, I knew the word, but I didn't know... I didn't comprehend what it meant. What it fully meant. Yeah, until after you lost it, probably. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. You know, and I was, you know, a teenager, late teenager, and so the whole idea of, like, losing virginity, I couldn't comprehend that kind of... Yeah, it is, like... Yeah, it's a weird concept, and the whole fucking... The word virginity is, like... Who came up with that and why? Virgin? Yeah. Oh, Virgin Mary, right? That's right. I wasn't brought up with religion, so I had no idea. I didn't go to church, so... I have a... Just real quick on the virginity thing. It says the heterosexual individuals may or may not consider loss of virginity to occur only through penile vaginal penetration. So it seems to be actually a pretty big gray area as to what is considered, because it says may or may not. May include oral sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation is within the bounds of losing one. So it's actually a pretty gray area according to the textbook definition. Right. Okay, and then that's what I was talking about, like, the personal, if you feel it's something that you've lost your... What do you think losing your virginity is, Charlene? That's not my name. Yeah. Nanya. Can you bleep that out? Shoot me in the face. It's a penis, yes. I was clueless, okay? You know why? Because as far as... When it comes to sexuality, when I was very young, to me, sexuality was just kissing. Like, oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, I want to kiss him so much. That's what my comprehension was, was just kissing, and that's as far as my brain can take it until then. When I had my first kiss, and I was older, too, and I had all these feelings, like, oh, my God, I didn't know you liked me so much, and I thought it was going to lead to sex because it was like the kiss was so passionate, and I couldn't... Yeah, it's so powerful. I couldn't comprehend that whole feeling and stuff. I did have a caller earlier. Okay, so also with the show, I'm going to use examples from some callers. They are real calls. They're just not directly here to the studio, but they are calls that I have had. I had one female call. A lot of times I figure out what their age is because sometimes I'm like, you better... You probably tell, right? Yeah. Right? Well, a lot of girls sound young, but some of the questions sound like, girl, like, do you read? And I feel like you must... I hope you're a teenager. You better be a teenager because they sound so uneducated. But anyway, so she was a teenager. She was 17, and she called, and she asked... She was like, I need to see a doctor or something. I need an appointment. And I said, okay, and she was like, an exam. And I was like, okay, so I'm about to book her an exam for some testing or whatnot, just a basic, you know, like a pap smear. A pap smear. Right, so, right, because she couldn't really fully say what she wanted. So, you know, I had to decipher what she wants, and I get all her info, and I said, okay, you know, so I could try to pinpoint what she needs. So, okay, you want an exam? Oh, I know why, because I asked her, did you have any symptoms, like, you know, any discharge, bumps or something? And she said, discharge. So I was going to book her for that, you know, for testing. And I said, do you want also STD testing? You know, we could test for gonorrhea, chlamydia. And then the girl goes, well, don't you have to have intercourse in order to, you know, get an STD? And that's when I was like, girl, you must be a teenager. But I can't say this, right? And she disclosed that, well, my, you know, me and my boyfriend were kissing. We had all of our clothes on, and he was on top of me, and we were making out. But then afterwards, I went to the restroom, you know, and I saw this discharge, you know, and it was wet. And I felt so bad because I wanted to tell the girl, what do you think? It's normal, right? Yeah, yeah. It's totally normal. How do you explain that to someone who doesn't know, though? Well, the thing was, yeah, exactly. It was her normal, you know, sexual process that, you know, she was aroused. But, and it was so cute, and I wanted to tell her it was normal. But, you know, that wasn't my job to tell her that it was something that was normal. So I still booked her for an appointment. You can't tell her that? Is that, like, well, it wasn't my job. My job is to see if she wants to be coming. And she does, because she doesn't know what was going on with her. But at least she could have came in, and if she needed birth control, they could talk about it, right? She's still a virgin, you know, and I put it in the notes, you know, that she's a virgin, so they don't do an exam on her, so they could talk to her about what's up. And, you know, they could discuss with her. Maybe, you know, maybe she's going to need birth control. Because if she's making out and getting aroused... She will pretty soon. So, um... Yeah, so if she's getting aroused and if she has a boyfriend, that's probably a potential. So I just had her go in. But, um... So I wasn't able to tell her that it was something normal. But, of course, you know, I felt happy for her. Like, oh, girl. Just being in that situation. Yeah, to be unknown. I don't want to talk about that. I knew a girl once. And when she had all those kind of symptoms or feelings of arousal, she didn't know what was going on. Wow. Yeah. So, um... I don't know. I don't know. I wish I had a period song to play. But, um... How far are we in the show right now? Over there, look. Oh. You're... Oh, that's left? There's the timer. That's what's left. Oh, man. So maybe we should have more talkings. Oh, virginity, virginity. Yeah, I don't want it to go... Tell me about some of your calls. I want to hear some of the crazy calls that you got. What are the craziest calls you've ever got? Well, I don't want to go on to that now. I want to go on to, you know, when it's related. But we do get a lot of, um... Oh, yeah. I am going to go over some other calls that's related into the next subject. Um... Right now, virginity. Oh, well, what about you? What about me? The concept of virginity and sexuality. When did it, like... How old were you when you think you... Um... Now I'm... Now I'm... I'm not saying disclosed when, you know, you lost your virginity. I'm talking about, like, the concept and the idea of, like, understanding. Was it, like, bathroom talk? No, you know what? My mom never... My parents never really had the talk with me. I think that was their way of not having to deal with it, you know? Letting me find out everything on my own. Mm-hmm. So, yeah, I was pretty clueless, you know? Like, growing up about that. And I had to learn shit by watching movies and TV and stuff. And... But could you still, like, comprehend it? Yeah, yeah. I think I did. I just... When I was young and shit, I didn't think about boys at all. I was like... I don't remember what I was into, but I was somehow distracted by a bunch of other bullshit. But then, all of a sudden, I was like, wow, I like boys, you know? And it's weird. You don't really understand the concept until, I guess, after. It's too late. Yeah. And it's like, what the fuck did I just do? But, yeah. Okay. Okay, so then a virginity... You know what? I was 19. 17. 17. You know what? Fuck it. Still pretty young. Did you say 14? Is... Okay. Is virginity, you know, more respected, you know, for being a female, that you're older to hold on to your virginity? That's bullshit. With the male? Because I think when a guy says 13, 14... Of course, my, you know, there's that part of my brain. It's almost normal, right? Isn't it? No, part of my brain is thinking, what kind of slut were you, you know? Yeah, yeah. You know, people think that. I definitely think it's more acceptable socially for a man to lose his virginity at a younger age than it is for a woman. And how ironic, they mature a lot slower, too. Isn't that funny? Yeah. I guess that could be. Well, I mean, you got, I mean, you know, popping boners and stuff, so I mean, maybe you could be satisfied by... What I mean? Satisfied by intercourse or whatever at a younger age, you know, whatever, during that 10 seconds. But... Exactly. Was she your age? No, she was actually... Older? At least four years older than I was. Yeah? Go, Jeremy. Yeah. What? No names. Shout out to Kutzer. Hey, Kutzer, if you're out there. Kutzer. Oh, yeah. I forgot the no-name policy. I'm sorry. Well, no, I mean, it's up to you. It's up to everybody. Remember, I'm just, I'm nursing on you again. This is Sexy Time Talk. Until we get another name, unless we like to keep Sexy Time Talk... I feel like it has a little ring to it. It's cute. Yeah? Okay, because we like to talk about sexy time. I was going to get that guy and see what age... He was probably a... He was a 12-year-old, huh? Lee? He's from South America. I don't know. I think we should find out. I'm really curious. South America. Come here. Yeah, we want to talk to you. Okay. Any moment I don't talk, that's going to... Oh, yeah. Is he here? No, come here. We want you to talk on here. What's your... We're taking bets on how old you were when you lost your virginity. We're taking bets. I can tell you that. I think he was 13. You? I lost my virginity when I was 12. Wow. Shut up. Yeah, but no... It's because you were from South America, right? No, no. This man... I lost my virginity at the age of 10. I mean, I lost my virginity when I tried this coca leaf. I went to a trip. Ooh. I went to a trip. And that was like the real leaves and shit, right? Are you serious? Yeah. No, yeah, this is true. I mean, like, you know, I don't know. They do it here. You know, over here when promo comes, you go to, what, Disneyland, I guess? You go to Disneyland for all night or something. Oh, grad night. You know, you take a trip. You take a fucking trip or something, right? To celebrate that you finished your school. Oh, yeah, grad night. So when you're back home or what we do, they take you home. They take you home. So you take up, like, a trip, like, into some place where they're going to show you some ruins, something historical. You mean like Machu Picchu? Yeah, but we didn't win there because, you know, it was, like, far away. Yeah. So we went to somewhere close. And we get there and then there was one break day when you get to go out with your buddies and go to the, like, the farmer's market kind of thing. Okay. Yeah. So you go there and I went and I was with a couple friends and we saw a shaman. It's like a guy selling, like, herbs and a bunch of shit. Wow. That's cool. They need to have those guys in that palo. Yeah, yeah. But it's like a swami, you know. So they're selling their own things that they make. You know, you make your own jewelry. Yeah. You know, your own, you know, yeah, the same thing. So I got there and this man looked at her and goes, hi, young boys. And goes, yeah, how are you doing? Do you guys want to experience this trip? Yeah, I was fucking 12 years old. Yeah, I was 12 years old. And he just gave it to us. Yeah, you know. Our friends from Peru, just in case you didn't know. Yeah, yeah. And so this is in Ayacucho, somewhere in Ayacucho. It's like, anyway, so he gave us this small, you know, leaf. And he folded it for us. And he said, put it in the back of your tooth. And we chew it. And we're like, okay, we're stupid. We're, you know, we're like 12 years old. What do we know? So we try it. And then after. Was that the first time you tried it? Yeah, it was my first time trying something like a drug or something. Okay. But anyways, let's get to the sexy part, right? Okay. So I tried. And after that, it was like, I would look at anybody, like a male or a female. I'd be like, motherfuckers, everybody here is sexual. Like open the fucking Pandora's box. By Virginia, it started here. In your head. Yeah. Not here, downstairs. Okay. You know, where the churro lives. It was just. Churro. Yeah, it was just like. Like experience here because I had to like translate it. Me being as a male. I don't know a woman. I don't know if a girl goes through the same experience as me. It's the same thing. You're saying it was mental, but the thing is you had the actual physical contact that day. No, no. Virginity starts here and then. No, okay. Virginity. But you said you lost your virginity that day. Yeah. Oh, you're saying you comprehended sexuality that day. Maybe because of the drugs. Yeah. And then after that, I went on a sexual rampage. On a quest? By the age of 13, I remember that. Okay. After my birthday, it was my first sex encounter. Okay. And that's the guy I was like, you know, I was exposed. And it wasn't with a little girl. It was like with an 18-year-old girl. I've noticed that young guys who said the first time they've had intercourse. And there's nothing wrong about dating anyone younger than you. But I don't know. Maybe someone. Hey. I'm just kidding. I don't know. No, it's good. Because look, my wife, we're like 11 years apart. Yeah. Wow. My brother is the same thing. And my other brother just got married. Yeah, but there's a difference with the 13-year-old with the 18-year-old. And I think we all kind of know that. From the male perspective, we don't give a shit. We're not like that. When you're younger, it's just like. Yeah, we're not thinking about like, oh, my heart. Oh, oh. No. We're talking about the erection. We have to keep it up. Thank you, ma'am. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there we go. You know what, Sonia? You should be a man, I think, sometimes. You know, with that topic, but we don't have to go on the whole teacher thing. Yes, yes. But definitely, that was my biggest experience. And I lost my virginity maybe at the age of 13, maybe. Okay. Wait, you said 12. Yeah. Well, 12 here. And then 13, I was like, you know. That's what we just clarified. He took the drug, the coca leaf. I was a Marine. I was a Marine. Basically, he woke up sexually, mentally when he was 12, when he took the drug. Oh, I guess. Okay, okay. So after that, he was just popping, you know, he just wanted to do it. I mean, you know, when you're a little boy, you know, your pee pee gets hard at an early age. You don't know what's going on. That's fucked up. See, I think when God made man, it was like, I'm going to tease you, motherfuckers. That's got to be fucked up. I'm going to create your sex organism outside of your body. Before you even know what's going on. So every time it gets wrapped between your legs, you're always going to be hard on. With you guys, like, no, you know what? I got to keep you girls in check, so I'm just going to be. Or at least we can hide it better. You know? Yeah, but then that comes with a whole bunch of psychological issues afterwards. So for you, it's kind of a little bit easier to separate yourself with the whole doing it sex and pleasure and afterwards. So thank you. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for having me on your show. I love your show. This is why you're 40 episodes. You're doing just great. I want to come back. If you want to talk about circumcision, just let me know. I'm an expert on that. I did a couple myself. You know, underground. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Anybody that's listening to it, you can call the show and I can do it inside. He'll give you a free circumcision live on the air. With an air clip. No. See? Okay. Thank you for being here and giving us your little sexy story. Take out the love. Okay. So I think we talked about all that subject. Let's move on. Let me hit play. Oh, look, I got a little message. But anyways. I'm dying. Don't worry. You've just had a visit from Aunt Flo. Aunt Flo? Huh? Thanks for letting me out. Stinks like porridge in there. What's happening? That's 100% natural. If anyone ever tells you different, sock them right in the beans and rice. You're going to live with me from now on? Nah. I just pop by once a month to stir things up. Wait. Take my hand. I'll show you. Well. Okay. That was a little video that actually a friend posted, I think, today, this morning, from Wonder Shosen, a little cartoon. Yeah. It's a weird show. But it's cute. It's about Aunt Flo. And it's about a little girl who gets her period for the first time. So we're going to talk about menarche now and the first time getting your period. My favorite subject. What's that term? Menarche? What's that? I don't know what that is either. I've never heard of that. You can look it up. You can look it up since you got our friend over here at the board. It's M-E-N. A-R-C-K-Y. A-R-C-H-E. Oh, where is it? It's not anarchy. I'm thinking anarchy. Menarche. Hey, that's a good one. Let's have womenarchy. Yeah. So you can look that up and give us a definition of menarche for those of you who haven't heard. Got it? Menarche. Menarche. Menarche. Menarche, which is spelled M-E-N-A-R-C-H-E, is the first menstrual cycle or first menstrual bleeding in female human beings. Thank you, Jared, for that. So it's the first time. I think for animals too, no? They get their periods. Okay, well, whatever. So I thought this would be a good topic along with virginity for our pilot show. We're going to call Tabitha in a little bit. We're going to call Nurse Nantucket in a little bit. You messed up the no-name rule too. Anyways. So period. Do you remember the first time you heard about it? Not the first time it happened, but when you knew it was like, what is it and when is it going to come? I don't know. I don't see. I remember. I don't remember ever hearing about it until I got it. I think I was. I think it was. Until you were bleeding in the shower and you started crying and they thought you were, you thought you were dying. How old were you when you started your period? I'll get to that in a second. The first time I heard about the period was nine years old in fourth grade or I think fourth or fifth grade. Fourth grade. And the only reason is because it was one of those classes at school and none of the boys came in. All the girls had to come in earlier. And all the boys had to wait outside. And the guys are. The boys are going like, what's going on? You know, and it was like, oh, shit, we're in trouble. So the teacher kind of, you know, was talking to us all, you know, nicely. And there was one one of the girls that was sitting up in the front. And so she started talking about, OK, there's this thing that happens to girls when they become women. And it was about like the period. But oh, my God, it was so scary. Like, what's happening? Yeah, I remember it being really scary. Yeah. Like, oh, my God. I don't ever want that to happen to me. Yeah. And it was scary because she was trying to explain it to us. And there was one girl in the class and she was already developing. I knew she was a girl who had flunked. So she had really she was really supposed to be like, I guess, in fifth grade or something. So but she already had her boobies and everything. And she already started her period. So probably like at 10 years old. But yeah. And so a lot of women are or girls are getting their periods at that age, nine or 10 years old. But. Yeah, it was weird. We all wanted to talk to her like, oh, my God, does it hurt? Yeah. Is it OK? But I was still clueless about that. And I was scared about it. But I didn't start till I was 13. I was there isn't late for me. I was like late bloomer, I think, because I didn't think about it at the same time, too. Didn't think about like sexual and boys and nothing like that. And it's fine for me that I started that late. I remember being a little freaked out about starting late. Yeah. You're like, oh, I don't want to start like after everybody else. And yeah. Yeah. Because I know a lot of them started at 12, I think 11, 12. So, you know, you want to be normal. And I think that but there's some females who even start 16, 15, 16. I think latest is 16. Yeah. But by that time, I think you want to get going on. What's going on here? If a girl doesn't get her period probably around 15. Hey, this is this is for Nurse Nantucket. Can we can we get her on the line? OK. I'm here. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it is a nurse Nantucket or have you chose your name? I was going to go with Miss T. How's everyone doing? Nurse Miss T. This is Sonia. Hi. Nice to meet you. She's the she's the bass player for what band? Sketch Monster. Yeah. I've been listening to you guys. We're doing good so far. OK. OK. So how old? OK. And I've known Nurse Miss T since 12 years old. OK. You guys go way back. Yeah. We go we go a little while back. A couple of years. About the time of the first period. Yeah. When? How old were you? Seriously, about the same age. I want to say about 12. You were 12. Yeah. I know you. 13. Yeah. Around that age. I think you were already blooming. But how did you first learn about the period? Because I know you come from a family of. Hush, hush. Like, don't talk about that because it's. Right. Right. So actually, I've always been curious. So I actually went to the library. So nerdy. And actually read about it. I got a bunch of anatomy books, anything medical and read about it. At 12? No. Actually earlier. I want to say I was probably about nine or 10 when I started like wondering what happens to us. And so I did my own research. Oh. But were they little kid books? No. No. They were actually adult anatomy books. And you read about the period. Aw. I read about everything like human sexuality. I just wanted just to learn. Aw. She didn't teach me anything. She tells me now, years later. I know, right? Yeah. I've always been that way, though. You know, just want to kind of research on my own. So did you ask your mom? By the time she came around to tell me, I already knew everything. Aw. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't want to... I know, like, they wouldn't let her go through those talks, and she was very sad. Well, you were very sad when your parents wouldn't let you partake in the... Oh, right. The sex discussions at school? The sex... Oh, wow. Well, they actually, yeah, didn't let you go to the... It was sexuality, like, topics. Oh, that's right, because you have to sign up permission slip. Right, right, right. Yeah, and her parents wouldn't let her do that. But then they didn't talk to you about home, about it either. No, they did talk to me about it, but it was something, of course, you're going to have to wait until you get married and so forth. They didn't want any worldly type teachings. And they've probably fabricated it in their own way of, you know, expressing it to you, too, so... Right, right. Okay, how about this? Okay, tampons versus pads. What was I told, or what is my choice? What do you mean? I don't know. I started using tampons right away because they sent me a free package of tampons when I turned 13. I sent for a mail order. So I was like, I learned how to use them. I'm going to say pad first, tampon second. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Aren't you, like, okay, well, like, I have used tampons. They're a little awkward. Uh-huh. But then that, what do you think about that whole toxic shock syndrome? Toxic shock? Yeah. This is another thing. So can you look up toxic shock syndrome? So that way we could involve our producer. It's basically like a bacterial infection, right? Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Nurse Nan. Yeah. Yeah, it's basically keeping it in too long. Basically. So just not using it right, per se. No, no, no, keeping it in too long because you should be changing tampons maybe every couple hours. Yeah. And I think some females might forget about it, and we're going to go over, you know, a very common thing. Did you find it? Yeah, so. Okay, he's going to look it up. He's going to tell us. Toxic shock syndrome is a potentially fatal illness, caused by bacterial toxin. Fatal illness? Wow, that's pretty deep. Yeah, you can die from that, but don't you have to like leave the tampon in for like a long time? Yeah, a long time. Pretty fucking irresponsible to pull that off, probably. Well, but the thing is there are females who forget it, and this is another thing about the collars. Multiple, many, many collars. Not today, but I've had many collars, and I'm thinking they're teenagers, but a lot of them are women in their young 20s, and they call up, and they're upset because why? I need to see someone. I need to get examined. I think I've lost my tampon. I can't find it, and that's what they're telling me. Oh, my God. And not only, and then a friend that actually works in the clinics, she said yes, they've had patients go in, and there is definitely a stuck tampon, and the clinician has to pull it out. Dig that out. And it's been in there for a while, and don't get gross. Pardon me? I've heard of the multiple tampons stuck in there because someone forgets and then puts another one. And, yeah, so ladies always, you know, check and try to remember about your tampons. Yeah, so, yeah, you could get an infection bad, but, I mean, come on, you should remember and maybe, you know, change it every couple hours if you're really thinking, but that's crazy multiple. Yeah, yeah, seriously. You're stressed out, and you have a lot of things on your mind, and you just put extra ones. Yeah, it totally can happen. I suppose. But, so, here's some callers. They call in, and they're upset about that, and the thing I want to tell them is, but I don't, so I book the appointment, make sure they get in, but I feel like saying, like, have you checked for it yourself? Have you put your finger in and looked for it? Because I think a lot of women and girls are scared to actually put their finger in their own vagina. Like they've never masturbated. Well, no. But think about it. Masturbation is even on the outside. Oh, yeah. So, you know, it's on the outside on the clitoris, so I think it's still very taboo, you know, to really kind of explore and touch yourself, but then if girls and women will start thinking, well, shoot, I let my boyfriend put his fingers in there, so why can't a girl, you know, put her own finger in there and look for the tampon herself? And I have a feeling that the girls aren't really checking, and I'll be honest. I feel like these other dudes are listening, but I'll be honest. I couldn't comprehend about putting my own fingers in my own vagina when I was that young, even until I was older. Yeah, it seemed a little creepier at a younger point. It sounds weird. I don't know, Nurse Nan. I'm sorry why I'm calling you that. Nurse Misty, you, what's your comment about that, about, like, you know, exploring and actually putting your finger in your vagina? I was okay with it, and I don't know if it was because, the fact that I read so much about it, I was actually pretty comfortable with myself early on. Probably more prepared for it, so. By reading those books. I knew more what to expect. Right, and I did hear that a lot, that a lot of girls, you know, the whole uncomfortable thought of touching themselves or even looking at themselves, it was like, I've heard people, it was unheard of. They're like, I'm not going to look down there. Yeah, the whole mirror thing, right? Right, right. I think it's something ingrained when you're little, you know, just leave that alone and don't touch, and you just don't go there. Don't ask. Don't ask, don't tell. Or, you know, yeah, using the mirror, because I was already, you know, over 21 or something when I had a, like, and it was funny because I was saying something about being unsure about having, you know, an infection or something, and I have a friend who's very funny, and she cracks me up all the time, and she goes, well, stick your finger inside your pussy and look. And that's the way she said it. She goes, when you're in the shower. Words of wisdom. Yeah, she goes, when you're in the shower, just stick your finger and check. And it was like, you're kidding me. Like, I couldn't. Yeah, like, what? You're asking me to do what? Yeah, and it was funny, and I was like, oh, my God, you're right. And that's when it hit me. It was like, like, if I let do, you know, a boyfriend touch me, why can't I touch myself and explore? It seems so easy. Yeah, and explore, and I think that's still a big issue that the girls, a lot of women don't want to explore themselves and check their own vaginas, so. I think so, too. Yeah. Yeah. You need to grab a mirror. Grab a mirror. I didn't. Yeah, I was older by the time I did that. By the whole thing, but some people do. I have a friend who said, I think they started looking in the mirror because their teacher told them, gave them all mirrors, and they were, like, at 12 years old. It was one of those Montessori schools. Okay. What's Montessori mean? What the hell does that mean, Montessori? Can you look up? Sounds like a religion or something. Hey, producer. Oh. Hey, producer. Can you look up Montessori school for us? Sure, sure, sorry. You know, it's one of those free-flowing, learn-whatever-you-want schools. You heard of that? I've heard of the term Montessori. I know what you're talking about. Okay. I don't know what that is. Oh, I know what I wanted to do. Wow, he's fast. Montessori education is an educational approach developed by an Italian physician and educator, Maria. Maria Montessori. Montessori education is practiced in 2,000 schools. That doesn't really say what it is. Yeah, I don't know the school of thought behind it. I was a doctor who came up with it. Montessori education is fundamentally a model of human development and an educational approach based on that model. Hmm. Okay, well. Self-preservation, orientation to the environment, order, education. Exploration, communication, manipulation of the environment, exactness, repetition. Okay, producer. Anyway. Anyways, it's a learn-whatever. I think what I had heard, it was just free-flowing. Oh, man, we're talking so much. Okay, real quick. Ibuprofen. What do you use for cramps? Oh, we got 21 minutes. What do you use for cramps? Myself? Who are we talking to? I do two. Marijuana. Okay, I prefer ibuprofen. You? I do two. Yeah. Okay, and people, listeners, ibuprofen is the same as Motrin, is the same as Advil. Ibuprofen is the name of the generic drug, okay? So if you want to buy a cheaper Advil or a cheaper Motrin, just get the ibuprofen, whatever, the Ralph's brand or the whatever store brand, ibuprofen. I think it's recommended about 200 milligrams. Just follow the whatever, the label. I was in the military. I don't know why I disclosed that. Oh, yeah, that's right. You were in the army, right? Yeah. They fucked us up and we got like 800 milligrams all the time. So I'm kind of hooked on those. Oh, yeah, the Motrin 800s? Yeah. My mom gets those and gives them to me sometimes. Yeah, it's a little stronger. And then as far as cramps, I just learned this from nursing school. I'm not sure about UTAB. I'm not sure about you, but I figured out more with nursing school about pain. Like it's better to knock it out before it comes, before it gets too heavy and crazy. Right, right. So like don't wait until the cramps get so heavy and you can't control it. Yeah, you can usually tell like before. Yeah, it's going to come. Kick you in the ass. So it's better to control the pain beforehand. So me, I know the pain's about to come. I feel that little thing. I take the Motrin there. So then I don't deal with the cramps at all. Does it really block it out completely for you? Yeah, yeah. If I catch this, especially with the 800. But that's because you control it beforehand. It's harder to control pain when you're dealing with it. You? I feel the same way, yep. But did you always do that or it was after nursing school? No, I did it before because I couldn't stand it. I would get really bad cramps. So I would definitely do it before. And I kind of played around with the whole Tylenol, acetaminophen thing versus ibuprofen. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But ibuprofen was better for me. Yeah. What about, did you look up Midol? Because I wasn't sure what's the main drug for that. Yeah. Midol is basically acetaminophen, which is the generic of Tylenol, with a little bit of caffeine and also a little bit of a diuretic in there. Really? Mm-hmm. I don't know. I wonder why it's so good for cramps. It's just probably the Tylenol. It's the Tylenol. It's the Tylenol. Then it has a stimulant in it and then the diuretic. So you pee out any of that excess. Fluids. Weight, water, yeah. Fluid that you retain. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't really like Tylenol. I don't like the way it feels with my stomach. Oh, upset stomach? Yeah. I've always been a fan of ibuprofen, yeah. I usually don't ever take, like... You don't take... Yeah, I don't take pills, you know? Marijuana usually seems to solve all my problems. You think? For pain? Yeah. For cramp pain? Yeah. If I... Maybe it's the same thing if I smoke before it gets really bad. No, but yeah, you know what? I'm totally, like, for the marijuana. It really helps. It really does block it out for me. And that works for me. So, you know, I try to stay away from synthesized stuff as much as I could. Well, no, that's good. I've been trying to take less Motrin. Yeah. Because I've gotten so used to it for even headaches and any, you know, a tinge of a headache, I want to take it. Sorry about that. What was another thing I was talking about? Oh. Okay. Because relationships, of course, and dating is going to be a, you know, big thing that we want to talk about. And hopefully if we get callers, call in. Okay. I wrote a song about it. And I'm not going to sing it now in the future. But anyways, the whole idea was about having your partner buying tampons and pads or things like that for you at the market when you're not feeling good. Yeah, that's how you know how someone really loves you. I made my boyfriend do that for me a couple of times. Yeah, because I've had that conversation when, you know, I went when I was thinking about it, about a song and about it. And I went to the market and it was cute because I saw and I've seen men there before in the tampon feminine hygiene product. And then they're all confused looking out. Okay, which topic? And then you could see their notes. She said with wings, she said. Which notes to do it? Do you feel like that's a... Strong, like, way to say that. Nurse Nan, like, you know, someone cares about you. A man cares about you if he's willing to do purchase. Oh, definitely. Definitely. I do think it's kind of a funny girl test that we kind of threw out there. Yes. We all kind of do it. Definitely. You think? Okay, if he does it, then. Or even asking, huh? Like, oh, if I need to get pads, would you get them for me? And they're his response. Right. Right? I do think it's a test. Absolutely. See? And this is when we're supposed to have our producer and all these guys listening, but none of them are listening at this. All these people. Yeah, we need some guy input on that. Oh, yeah. Can... Oh, come on. Okay, I think we're going to have a male in the male opinion. I love an opinion. Yes, he can talk about the experience of him getting me pads in the aisle. If he has or if he hasn't. Oh, he has. Look at it. And his nose is flaring. You know, any man who has issues about, like, dealing with a female period and they have a man, I'm all, why don't you just go be gay then? That was my response. My young response. Well, those are usually for young guys. Pardon me? Yeah. Uh-oh. Oh, okay. So we got a guest. What is your name? Louie. Oh, okay. He's using his alias. So this is the singer of Sketch Monster. Slash guitar, slash bass player. Sure, why not? Your opinion about shopping for pads or tampons for your lover or your woman. Really don't have a problem with it. It's just that... You always get the wrong ones. It gets a little awkward or, you know, I get the wrong ones. I try to help out and, you know, I always end up bringing the wrong thing home and then end up getting yelled at. And then you get yelled at or what? Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, you got the wrong thing. Go back. I'm like, I'm not going back. And do you feel serious? Hey, homie, that's when you just give her the slap of love, homie. You know what I mean? Oh, do we have a caller? Oh, damn it. I don't know how to take the calls yet. What is your name? Aren't we supposed to be anonymous? Okay, you can give us your guest name. Make a fake name. Fake name. That's your rule. No, no, no, no, no. I ain't got no time. I'm busy. I ain't got no time to be making a call. It's Johnny. It's Johnny. John Belushi. Now, you want to... Now, you want to... Fuck you, man. John Belushi. He's back. Now, you want a man's perspective. So, now, I mean... Do it. You want to hear it. I know my voice is kind of high-pitched, but, you know, I can give you a perspective what you want. What do you want? I know who this is. So, did we lose Tabitha? I know who this is. To Ba-na-na-na-na? I'm not going to say, though. Okay. This is John Belushi. Hi, how you doing? So, we lost the other caller, huh? No, the other caller's on. You got two callers. Oh, Nurse Nat. Okay. So, Johnny. You know what? But, first of all, I can't hear the other caller. Can I hear... Is the other caller still there? Yeah, but she's just another nurse advisor. It's okay. Johnny. But nurses are people, too. I mean, don't be racist against nurses. I mean, come on. She needs to have an opinion. So, what is your question? Do you feel uncomfortable when buying tampons or pads for your woman? Are you straight and have a woman that you, you know, are involved with? Do you feel uncomfortable about it or... Well, sometimes... Sometimes me and my boyfriend like to trade off on who's the woman, you know? Aw, you just blew it. Now I wreck it. You just blew it. And now I know your accent. I know your accent. It's Bigfoot. Whenever I... Whenever... We'll pull this back to... Maybe we'll say Bigfoot. We'll come up with another code name. If I say that, that means you could... It's... Como? Crank call. Brinkle? Crank call. Oh, big... You're gonna try to set up a code word? Why don't you just, like... You see... You don't like the color, just say, hey, get off the line. Crank call. Crank caller, get off the line. We know you're cranking. Hey, you guys are... You guys are racist. Drop his ass. Okay, he's all mad. If you don't want to talk about the subject... No, well, okay. No, so how do you... No, but seriously. I'll tell you. You know, I never really go out and buy my girlfriend's feminine products. Like, she goes and she buys them herself. How do you feel about it? Like, if you had to... I don't have a... I really don't have a problem with buying stuff like that. I can't... But to be honest, I'm trying to remember. I don't think I've bought... I've ever bought, like, any, like, Kotex or Maxi pads or anything like that, you know? Kotex. That's old brand. I wouldn't have a... I wouldn't have a... I wouldn't have a problem with it, though, you know? I mean, if my lady's bleeding and, you know, getting all over the couch and stuff like that, I want to... I want to plug that shit up, you know what I mean? At some point, you wouldn't have a choice. You know, like, bitch, you're bleeding all over my shit. Right. Oh, he stopped the booty. No, no, no, that's good. If my friends are like, hey, what's good? What's going on, man? You got, like, you know, red spots all over your... All over your clothes. And I got... Oh, I was playing bingo last night, man. My dad just fell. Well, the whole... The whole point of this little topic is knowing if someone does care about you and that he's willing to go and purchase the products, even though we know that, yeah, we could go get it ourselves, you know, ahead of time. But knowing the feeling, like, you know, I know my man is like, he's like, I don't have a problem if I have to, you know, if you need it, I'll go get it. I'll get it for you. Can I ask you a question? Let's see. Okay, what? Okay. So, let's... I mean, do you go out, like, is it because you honestly forget that you're bleeding from your pussy? And you're like, I forgot and I ran out. So, why do you ask your man? He has to be... I'm gonna, I'm gonna, like, emasculate my boyfriend and see if he's gonna jump to this hoop to go and get my maxi pads or what? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Even me, when I'm in that aisle, is which product do I buy because what's on sale? Right. That's like anything I'm shopping for, anything. He's asking why would you ask your man to buy it for you. No, listen, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you have said that you have told your boyfriend to go and buy the maxi pads, and he has no problem with it. You know what I mean? No, I told him about the story. The time that you ask him to go buy it, like, are you ruining a pair of panties or what? No, of course. We have other methods to supply us until we're about out. So we know we're down to a couple of products left. If there's a couple pads left, we've got to take care of that. So we know we're on a timing kind of thing. I would not mind buying my beautiful darling Kotex. Well, then that's great, and that's the whole point of that little topic. That makes me a hell of a guy, right? Admit it. Come on. Okay. Don't get offended because I said pussy. You were talking. I'm talking about sticking your fingers in your pussy, too. Cochina. Okay. Let's have this next topic. So basically, you don't feel uncomfortable about it. You just feel like you got the wrong product. I can't hear you now. We're talking to Louie now. Yeah, can you call her, too? Thank you for calling in, Johnny. I don't know how to release people. You can't do that. You have to tell him. Everybody has their own shows, but then they want to talk. Okay, go on. No, she. She can drop callers, too. Is she at the hybrid open right there? I don't know what button to hit. I'll show you that later. That's okay. Keep going. Okay. Okay, pilot. So basically, you're cool. Thank you, Louie. No problem. We don't want to have you too stressed out. That gave him a lot of stress. That was interesting. That was pretty funny. Going on that. Yeah, I'm not a great. What do you call it? Crank caller person? Whatever. Yeah. I don't know what crank callers are now. So let's see. Was there any other subject about periods, cramps? Hey, I got a caller, Nurse Nelly. I had a caller asking, is it bad to drink while on your period? Your opinion? Is it bad to drink? Mm-hmm. She was like 16 when that caller. I was kind of, with that one, I was like, well, it's not good to drink at all. All right. Wait, you said she was 16? Yeah, she was a young caller. She shouldn't have been drinking in the first place. Exactly. But of course, that's why she was asking, is it bad to drink while you're on your period? Of course you're going to say yes. Are they expecting you to say no? Yeah, exactly. And so, you know, that was like, oh, this is not an advice line. But not the one I'm calling. I'm talking about for the other place. But yeah, I think when you're drinking while you're on your period, because one, you're losing blood and you're losing, you know, any kind of extra. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then with the alcohol combined, and it's not probably the best thing to be drinking. Well, yeah, because alcohol thins your blood, so. Yeah, that, but also, it's still dealing with your body and your whole liver, and you're kind of out of whack, and if you're losing blood, you're, you know, we're, a lot of us are anemic already, so it's kind of, do you? How does drinking in periods work out for you? I am anemic, and I do get... super fatigued when I'm on my period like I get super weak so yeah the alcohol definitely it helps with the pain sometimes you know because you just forget yeah and then you forget to change your pad and your tampon right but yeah it's definitely not suggested I think that's what it is you forget to change and when they're all drunk probably I could see that happening nurse nanny do you get I don't know do you remember the days when you said party and drink too much while on your period what happened to me even I think just remember being forgetful like fuck did I that's pretty much it but nothing like major like I'm forgetting something having to go to the hospital or go to the clinic to have someone else pull it out nothing left behind nothing left behind not one left behind no um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um am I supposed to like repeatedly say stuff throughout the show like oh yeah I'm nurse nanny yeah you want to do like station IDs and say hey you're listening to Skid Row Studios and the sexy time talk and talk about the 1-800 number and all that kind of stuff you know just like a radio show 1-800-893-9562 that is the number to call if you want to talk to nurse nanny nurse nanny nurse nanny nanny nanny nanny nanny nanny nanny nanny We got a producer. So anyways, sex a time. What am I missing, Nurse Nan? What are you missing? Yeah, what was a vital topic? Because, you know, I do want to go into birth control and different methods and stuff, but we could talk about that stuff on another night. Right, because I think you're running out of time already. Yeah? We got four minutes? Okay. Okay. Okay. Missing your period is a clue that you might be pregnant. Yeah, if you're having intercourse, unprotected intercourse, and you're missing your period, it is a clue. It's also a way to scare your boyfriend and your lover to know how much they care about you. I have a page right here that says how to tell if you're pregnant. It's important to know the first signs of pregnancy so you can get good blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Missing period, morning sickness, change in breasts. Yes. Elevated temperature. That's a new one for me. Fatigue and frequent urination. Just in case anyone was curious. Okay. I mean, we'll talk more about pregnancy later and other kind of services for options. But as far as the period, yes, it is a clue. But there are many callers who call freaking out because they had sex yesterday and they want to have a, you know, do their birth control. I mean, sorry, their pregnancy test right away. Usually where I work, you know, we just kind of advise, wait at least two weeks after the missed period to take a pregnancy test. You know, because there could be issues of stress and other things going on. So don't, you know, don't freak out too much. So give it two weeks. If you want to freak out for two weeks, you could. And then take the pregnancy test. That's the thing. That's potentially the worst feeling in the world. If you think you're knocked up and it's like, fuck, fuck. And then you start your period. So it's like, yes. I've never been so happy to start my period in my life. What about you, Nurse Nan? Do you think this is another thing, test that women do to see how much their lover loves them? No, I think this is definitely something if we're scared, we'll go out and do it on our own. No, no, no, no. Kind of a test of knowing, you know, you guys see an officer and a gentleman, right? No. Oh, sorry. No, actually. Officer and gentleman's a classic. Psycho growth and shit right there. Taylor Hackford. Well, yeah, the whole kind of thing of like, you know, kind of scaring the boyfriend of like, well, I don't, I haven't started my period, you know? And then he goes, well, are you on the pill? And she's like, no, we didn't need it. Kind of that thing to see what he's going to think. Is he going to. What would he say? Yeah. Is he going to say right away, oh, well, I could help you get an abortion? Or is he going to want to marry her? If, you know, like, don't worry about it. You know, we'll get married if we have to. You never heard of that? Like kind of testing, like, you know, trapping. Yeah, I have. I have heard girls use that just as a testing ground to see, you know, how much is he going to stick around? Will he weather this? You know? Yeah, yeah. And but but she totally knows she's not pregnant. Oh, so she's testing. But yeah, exactly. Kind of like, oh, I'm a little late on my period. Just like that. Oh, man, we got a minute and 52 seconds. I don't got any good period songs. But OK, so Nurse Nan, I want to thank you for having us on the show. And if you change your mind and come up with another name, please tell me. I did. It's Miss T. Oh, like Mr. T, but Miss T. Yeah. Ay, cabrona. OK, Miss T. But I want to call you Nurse. Nurse Miss T. Nurse T. OK, but thank you for calling in. We'll let you go. I don't know how to release you. So Jeremy's going to release you and we'll see. We'll talk to you later. Bye. Good to meet you. OK. Bye. OK, so wrapping up the show. How do we do this? You say, hey, thanks, everybody, for listening to the Sexy Time Talk show and tune in next week and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And when we figure out like what's going to go and we'll be more prepared and please have calls about any kind of dating questions. Question and information. Please no crank calls. But if you do crank call, fuck it, we'll have to deal with it. Right. I missed that whole conversation, honestly. So you missed the whole crank call. Sorry about that. Now he crank called, but then he did have some valuable opinion. OK. So thank you. Thank you, Johnny. Question mark for calling in. All right. And then we can just play your outro song. Yeah, let's do some. Let's do a little outro. All right. Thank you. Thank you for coming in. Listening.