Adult toy demo with Sally the ass, plus Mr. Skin interview

I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die. No, we're not live yet. I have to keep going. I have to keep going and going and going. No, we're not. Oh, no, there was a glitch. Technical glitch. No, it's alive. It's live. Nice try. I lied to you. It's true. I wanted a little bit. I wanted a whole lot more of the ass juggling. Because you felt one butt and then you wanted to feel a real butt. That felt like a... Well, I felt another ass before yours that was an entirely different type of ass. It's a beautiful... It's a beautiful ass with a pussy that just winks at you. Okay, that ass does yoga. Because that's bending... And that's a virgin pussy hole and a virgin asshole. That's Desiree from Cal Exotics in studio. Welcome. Hi. Thank you. Always good to see you. It's good to see you too. This is always so much fun. It is so much fun. And see now, because Ro was so adventurous today, I got double lucky. First, I got to feel your ass. Whose ass is this, Desiree? This ass is from the Vivid Raw collection. So California Exotic Novelties partnered up with Vivid. And we have a whole entire line. This is just one ass. You said you were doing an ass show. So I thought I'd bring the Asturbator. It's... Is what it's called. The Asturbator. Isn't that awesome? And it's got two holes that you can slide yourself into. It's made out of pure skin. And that's that realistic but yet firm material that you just can't resist grabbing and touching. It's amazing. Are the holes... Is it grammatically correct? Grammatically correct. And anatomically correct. Grammatically correct. This pussy can spell very well. Actually, it is. And all of the pussies and the asses in the Vivid Raw collection are anatomically correct. I didn't... I didn't know that. I didn't bring that particular one, but we even have a stroker that has a G-spot in it. Really? Isn't that cool? Yeah. Yeah. That's so clever. Men can fool around and really find it. They can have fun with it. They can do tutorials. Right. There you go. People can teach class. Absolutely. If I had my strap-on in here, Stevie, I could fuck it. I could put a strap-on on and I could see how fuckable it is. Is this designed after... Is this designed after anyone's ass in particular? It's so perfect. No, this one isn't. Some of the products in the line are designed after different Vivid girls. This one itself is pretty much just a nice, big, fat, juicy ass. Does she have a name? You can call her anything you want. Oh, okay. You can give her a name. What does she look like to you? She looks like... Sally. Sally? That girl. All right. I'll go with Sally. Or we can make her something like Betty the Butt. No, I think Sally. Sally Ride? I think Sally. Yeah, Sally Ride. Sally Ride? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Sally Ride. Sally Ride. Well, it's one of the... It's Mustang Sally's sister. It's heavy, too. Like, I'm getting a workout. Yeah. Yeah. But it stays... I'm going to guess that she stays still while you're fucking her. Well, yeah. No, like, you put her on the tabletop like this. Yes. And she's going to... Yeah. She's going to jiggle, but she's not going to slide off. Did you find the big black one? The big black one? That's a... Yeah, it's already, you know, in a... Oh, that... No, that's not it. That's... Oh, is that it? It's melted. It's melted a little on one side, but that's okay. It's from the... Can I fuck her? Of course. Or are you going to... You should be my guest. I'm thinking... What happened to this thing? I used the other kind of... The silicone lube that you're not supposed to. Silicone lube on silicone. I used silicone on silicone like a bad girl. And it's a beautiful cock. And I refuse to get rid of it just because it has a little more character now. It's like a natural patina. It's been beaten by love. Oh, you're going to put it on. So Ginger's going to put this on. Okay. That's dedication. It is. I've got to touch this over here. I thought you were just going to... Oh, yeah. Okay. No, I think you... Don't you... Wait. Wait. Oh, that is weird. Isn't that great? No, wait. Hold on. Interesting. We're having technical difficulties. We're going to hold this up. There you go. Ginger's trying to... Now, check out how realistic the holes are. Yes, Stevie. Wait, what am I doing wrong? I don't know about that. Stevie, does that make you want to go straight? Does it make you want to go lesbian? Yes. I'm just kidding. Interesting. Wow. It's very detailed. I don't believe she's got a... I don't believe that she's got a waist that's... Isn't that a great waist? Oh, wow. No, is this the right way? I don't know. I've never strapped one on before. No, this doesn't feel right. I did bring some stuff for you this time, Stevie. I think you have it upside down. I brought some stuff for you this time. For me? Yeah, remember last time? Yeah. I didn't bring anything for boys. Okay, so what we got here is... It's supposed to stick out. Oh, wow. This is from the Colt line. The Colt line? Uh-huh. That's a vibrator. That's got 10 functions. 10 functions? Uh-huh. You can pull it out, too. It's got batteries in it, so it's ready to go. Oh, we gotta talk about this. Well, I should probably wait so we can talk about it. Okay. Ginger's trying to figure out how to strap on her dildo. I cannot figure out how to strap it on. It's wasting way too much time. Oh, just stand up. I'd like to go in with my fingers. Your fingers? I'd like to feel her. I would like to put... That's a good way to do it. My fingers inside, I'd like to feel what it's like, how many I can slide inside of there. We're having technical difficulties with the dildo. No, it's a whole different show now. It's not a technical difficulty with the dildo. Wow. It's Ginger going strong. I want to have my hands inside that pussy. I love how you put it on and it was facing down. Did anybody get that picture? Okay, strap on, Zags. I am the worst ever. I cannot... I can never get the harness on, ever. Is it on right? It's always upside down, or I get my legs in the wrong place. If somebody steps me into it and I get it on somehow magically and I go to fuck you, I have no rhythm. No matter how you move, I move in a different way. That's good. Just show us how you move. I just did. That was it. Are you sure you don't have it on right? You would have teabagged them with the... I'm going to finger fuck it. No, I'm going in. If you would have teabagged it, you would have done it with the tip of your dick. Because your balls are tucked underneath your... Your balls are tucked underneath your ass and you didn't mean it. I told you, I am a retarded person when it comes to... Are you tucking the strap on? It's not my fault. It's... No, I'm no good at it. I'm really no good at it at all. You want to try the smaller dick? I'm going... You just need a smaller dick. No. I need someone to dress me. If you can hold it up... I mean, this is... That goes on your face, honey. Oh, Jesus. Where? What? I didn't even know they made... I was ready to do that. That would totally be... I don't think so. Yes, it does. Do the funky chicken. No, I don't want to look like Pinocchio. It's really sexy. It goes on your chin. Let me... Oh, my God. What the hell is the matter with the... Hold on. It's good. No, it's not. It's a good thing. I can fuck her with that on my face. Give me that. I thought you wanted to finger bang it. Well, I changed... Never mind. I'm going to do both. All right. How hard is it to get up? I don't know. I've never had that on before. That, you just... Yeah, you slip it over your head. You have to look... Put the penis in the right direction. Wrong way. Other way. The penis is upside down. Like a dick headband. There you go. The penis is upside down. Like a dick headband. Exactly. Where does my head... My head goes in here? It stretches. I'm just not good at this kind of thing. There it goes. Yeah. That goes over your head. Okay. And so there's two bands that are in the back. I think you wear it like a headband. Yeah. It's like a... And the dong goes on your chin. So put the dong on your chin. There you go. Put the dong on your chin. Does this go over the top? Yep. That goes on your chin? And then you'll be able to pull it back. And then figure out... Nope. Pull the other band back. Pull that back over your head towards your ponytail. There you go. There you go. Perfect. It's like you've got a long chin. It's like you have a long chin. Like a goatee. I like this. Ooh, that's a trip. It looks like a cleft. Like a chin cleft. Hey, Jay Leno. You look like Jay Leno. Well, no, I can't. Ginger has something to say to you. Please. You're gonna have to lean in closer. Just... Get in a little closer. Check it out for a second. I'm not sure if I can... I'm not sure if I can... I'm not sure if I can... I'm not sure if I can... I'm not sure if I can... I'm not sure if I can... I'm not sure if I can... Are you okay? This is interesting. I like it. You sounded like an illicit. Check it out for a second. Well, it's strapped to my chin. All right, there. Is that better? I love how we start the show with a dick on your chin. There's no hair on the chin. Don't put a hand on my chinny chin chin. She's going to huff and puff and blow that ass down. There's something kind of sexy about it, isn't there? Welcome to the Ginger Lynn Show. I've got a dick on my chin. It's Wednesday. What do you expect? All right, I'm going in. Do we have lube? Are we ready? We have spit lube right here. I've got my dick on. Make sure it's not silicone on silicone. It's a water-based lube. This is a water-based lube. All right. Ginger? Can I just put it right into the hole? Yes. All right. Absolutely. I'm going in. I'm going to go in the ass first. Why wouldn't you? Putting the lube. I'm, oh. Oh, you can go in there. You'll get an infection. I'm going there first, baby. You can't go ass to veg. Let's go to see the ass, not ass to mouth. I can. I mean, not ass to mouth. This is my. Ass to mouth. Oh, it's scary. This is, what's her name? Sally? This is Sally. This is Sally. Sally likes it in the ass. She likes it ass to pussy. Whoa, whoa. Did you take her out to dinner? Imagine if you took that into a restaurant. I just re-asked you what her name was. Yeah, we went to dinner first. I'm really concerned about what. Where'd you go? In and out? Hey, nope. Okay. Okay. Ow. Hi. Ow. Ow. I've got the tip in. I'm holding on to Sally's ass cheeks. How are your teeth? Oh, you have to bring it up. Ow. You slipped. Whoa. You slipped out. Whoa. She bent it. Whoa. Whoa. She's so tight. We need to move the camera so you can do that to camera. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, yeah. I suppose. You'll have to pick her ass up and carry her over to the camera. Oh, come on. Ginger's now picking Sally up and carrying her over to the camera. Are you motorboating the ass right now? Can I go here? We'll do it like on the desk where you move everything over on the side. Oh, yeah. It's like an 80s. Oh, yeah. We're going to move that microphone. There we go. Oh, yeah, baby. Good shot. This is really. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. This is hot. You've done this before, haven't you? You're like a pro. I can't believe how you maneuver. No, but I'm much better with my mouth. I can't. With a strap on and with my pussy. You know, you're doing good with the dick on your chin. Really good job. Yeah. I'm massaging the ass. Do you want to go over there and help her, Ro? No. Do you want to put more lube on there? I think Sally's getting a little raw. She's okay. Do they hear me say I was massaging her ass cheeks? Sally. Sally just. Yes. Sally. Sally just texted me. Sally, block the camera. Sally texted me. How's that? And said it was great. I watched my technique. All right. I'm pulling out slowly. What? No. What are you laughing at? I watched my technique. You're jealous, aren't you? She said, watch my technique. And there's. It's on your chin. Yeah. But guys don't have a dick on their. I know. But if they have one. We need a long strap. You want a long one? We need a long strap. I'm going to get a long one. I'm going to get a long one. I'm going to get a long one. I'm going to get a long one. I'm going to get a long one. I'm pulling out. Pulling out. Are you calling back? Are you still on the butt? I'm still on the butt. It's a really, really nice butt. I went for Sally's ass first. You did. I did. I just thought it was appropriate. Of course it would be. Did you get a good shot yet, Stevie? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Sally, here we go. One long. All the way in. Sally's. Oh, yeah. Sally. What does this remind you of when you see this? It reminds me of my speech class. Sally's speech class. She shells by the seashore. That's what it sounds like. Because I hear. It was a tongue twister. We picked a name that when Ginger is saying her name, she's got a list. Sally. It's like Peter Piper picks a peck of pickled peppers. You're silly, Ro. Peter Piper picks a peck of pickled peppers. Sally's had enough for now. Okay. But if you're going to. Oh, Sally is nice. Nice. I. I. Cheyenne, are you jealous? You want to be wearing this, don't you? Cheyenne's been out there going, fuck. Wiggling her seat. Come here, baby. We'll get you one for Christmas. Come on in. No, this one. It's her ass to your pussy would be fine because she's brand new. Oh, you too. Like if I had a dick, I just really want to figure out how it feels. Oh, wait. But that was only in that. That was in the ass. Now we have to see the pussy is a whole different story. I'm out of breath. Oh, that's okay. You know what? I think I'd like to. It's like, think of it as a yoga class. This is a core. I love how that thing just moves on your chin. I think Sally will be wonderful for an example. Bro, you're making this very difficult for me. Sally. I'm just having a good time hanging out with Sally. Enjoying her. Is it easy to speak? Speak with your penis goatee? Well, it doesn't bother me. It bothers Ro. It makes her laugh. No, I'm fine with this. Does that remind you of your boyfriend? It's kind of cute. He's bigger than that. No, I mean. Your boyfriend's bigger than. He doesn't have a dick on his chin. I need to name him Sally. But if he did have one. Sid or Steve? Sid. Sid. Jack. Jack and Sally. Jack and Sally. Yeah, that's it. Let's call him Jack. Jack. Jack. Oh, my God. He's a jack of chins. If we had another one of those, you could go there and help Ginger do an airtight. No, Stevie. I don't think I could help. All right. You know what? This is getting a little weird. Is it weird? Yeah, it's getting a little weird. What part's weird? That's what I'm wondering. What part is weird? She's like, it's getting a little weird now. Oh. I think it's just because we were running out of lube. That's what was getting weird. No, no. She was fine. She's fine? She's happy. Are you going to lick her pussy, too? It would taste like rubber. Yeah. Do I have water or anything? Do I have a... Yeah, spit lube. I have no spit. All right. Oh. Let's see if this lube really works for her taste. Do you want a sip of water? Yes, I would love a sip of water. Oh. Would you like tres leches cake in her pussy? Okay. Okay. Because we have that whole box of it over there. I could eat the... What is it? Tres leches. Tres leches. The tres leches cake off of Sally's pussy. Oh, we could hide the coins. You know what? That would be nice and juicy. I can do that. What coins? Is it recommended that we put tres leches cake onto this? I don't think it's ever been done before. This is a first. It's a first. It's called the... Aspirator? Aspirate. Aspirate. So, Desiree, you've never seen anybody eat cake off of the... Here we go. Dessert. All right. Ginger has tres leches. She's scooping up a nice generous chunk of frosting. I'm going in, baby. She's going in. It is going... I can't see from this angle because I'm on this microphone, but I assume... Well, you can get over here if you want to get a picture. Oh. Let's go, Ro. Come on. Come on over. Come on over. Ro. Ro. What's going on? Oh, my gosh. I'm going to... I'm going to watch. It's like there is frosting all over this pussy. It's like I would eat it right now. Whoa. That's insane. I'll take pictures. You eat it. I don't know how. I don't know. Well, didn't you ever... Eat it like you would eat an ass. I've never ate an ass. What? You have not. I looked around it, but I got scared. You've never eaten an ass? Wait a second. With everything you've done, you've never eaten an ass? Okay. Here. I'll eat it. No. No. No. Go in. You know what? Eat it like you would like your ass to be licked. Do you want me to take a picture of you? Even though it's the pussy, just kind of think of it in the same general kind of... Oh, now you don't want to do it, Stevie. Now you're like, oh, my God, not me. Come on. And you're like, girl, why don't you get over there with your own... Can I put M&M's in it? Yeah. I put M&M's in ginger last week. Come on, Stevie. You can do it. I need to wash my hair. I don't think Sally's going to notice. I'm having a bad year. I'm having a bad hair day. Okay. What am I doing? This is trippy. Oh, my God. I'm going to post it on your Facebook and say Stevie's gone straight. Here, I'll give you my phone, but you couldn't talk at the same time. So this is on her ass. No, no. It's on her vagina. On her vagina. Isn't it? Okay. It's on her pussy. There's some... Her asshole is the hole at the top. Her asshole is the hole at the top. And the part below me looks horrified. You'll never... There's no... The only flavor you're going to have is trace leches. Is it leches or leche? It's milk, though. What do you call it? It's frosting. It's frosting, so I'll be fine. I'm just not putting this in. No, no. Don't do that. No. That we know is just the liquid. All right. Go on in. Okay. It's... Pretend it's your prom. Oh, my gosh. I am. Pretend it's your prom and you don't know you're gay yet. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Oh. No, no, no. You don't want to hurt her feelings. You gotta... You gotta pump her up. My tongue just went inside the pussy. You can't get that to a call. Pussy. Oh, my God. Pussy. Let the puke use you. It's Stevie. Do it, Stevie. Do it. I had to open it up to camera. You look like you're getting a dental exam. And then I have to go sideways. Can you get the shot? Would it bite your tongue? I don't know where Sally's been. Okay. I need to... That's fine. That was a good one. Can you give me sexy face? Give me sexy eyes. Yeah. Yeah. One more time. Oh, my God. I tell you, Stevie. Stevie. Stay gay. Do women a favor. I'm doing myself a favor. Stay gay. This is actually good. You should not... That's not really what it tastes like. It does not taste like that. Just stay with me. Oh, my God. Is that what it tastes like when you... No. Yes. ...feel like when you lick it? It feels like that. Yeah, but it's not... Yes. I can feel it. It looks like you're a kid at like a science convention. Oh, that's weird. Ro, do you want to try this? No, I'm fine. I've got... Thank you. Somehow it got in her ass. That happens. Oh, my God. You're addicted to... Women's ass now. Don't tell anybody. I am. I'm posting it on your Facebook. Sally. Wow. Oh, my gosh. I think it's personal. I tell you something. You may never go back to men. Stevie. No matter how much you do that... Stevie, no matter how much you do that... She's gone wild. You still sound kind of gay when you do that. She was twerking on my face. Did you see that? He doesn't... There she goes. There she goes again. She's twerking. She is twerking on your face. I like Sally a lot. This is... Yeah. Yeah. I think she needs a tattoo on her. Look at the... Can you see? There's still... Oh, you've got cream inside of her cookie. Now what? It's all gone. Did you eat that out? I ate it out of her... I ate all the cream out of her pussy. Oh, my God. We're witnessing the day. He just ate cream pie. Stevie. Wow, Stevie. He's never... He's never... He's never... He's never... Have you ever eaten a pussy before? Never. Not once in... This is the closest I got. Oh, my God. Congratulations. And it was sloppy seconds. You can... You can now say you're bisexual. Stevie's a bisexual person. I'm blaming it on Ginger. Yeah, blaming it on Ginger. As always. Sloppy seconds. But there's no M&Ms in there. Ginger banged it with a penis. I can see her cervix. And then you just ate ice cream. In the ass. And then Stevie... Are you looking for her G-spot? What are you looking for? You know what you look like? Have you ever seen that... Have you ever seen that cartoon with the guy... With the little cartoon with the... That's it. It's all clean now. Nose over the brick wall looking over? Like Ziggy. You look like Ziggy. Oh, my gosh. Okay. We gotta get to the next toy. So sorry. You just assaulted Desiree's butt. We love this. I gotta clean it now. Yes, you should clean it. Congratulations. I've got... Good job. We love Sally. There's the baby. Baby wipes. I have to wash my face now. Can people get this online? Yes, of course. They just go to calexotics.com. It's available everywhere. You know you can go to vividraw.com. Vividraw.com. Bedroominsider.com has it. Bedroominsider. You can also go just about anywhere. Even if you just Google it, your local retailer that carries adult products. It's all over the place. And what do you Google? Askinator? Vividraw. Asturbator. Asturbator. Asturbator. And we've got three other butts like this in the line. We've got a full body torso. We have a supermodel doll. She's life size. She's like five foot eight and she's blonde and she's beautiful. We've got three other dolls that are a little bit more mid-range. We've got some party dolls. We've got so much stuff. It's just hilarious. Now, are a lot of the products made out of the same material that... It's the same pure skin material. How much is the full doll? Is that like five grand or something? Wow. $1,500. Wow, that's cheap. Whoa. That's the cheapest I've ever heard. She's very, very beautiful. And the whole idea is because there are some very, very high-end dolls out there. Yeah. But they're very expensive. Yeah, like five or ten grand. This is a notch down from that. But yeah, she's a very, very finely done doll. She's, you know, her eyes and everything. And she's that material? Her pussy and her asses. And then it's insertable so you can take it out and clean it. And her arms and her legs rotate so you can position her. She's got real hair. Fully sculpted face. Wow. It's beautiful. And if you go to ViverRaw.com, we actually have the Date a Supermodel video, which is hilarious. It's kind of like this fun little video we did with a guy that takes her out for a date and gets lucky at the end. Oh, that's funny. Can you download music into her? Like your library? Can you download music into the doll? Mm-hmm. She's never... What do you mean? So you can listen to music at the same time? Are you going to do anything like play music? Or am I just going to stick my dick in you? God, offer something. She doesn't play music. That's an interesting idea for a toy. Yeah. Can you microchip her in case you lose her? Sure. And then bring her to the vet? I'm looking for my doll. That's another good idea. You could do that. Stevie, you're the only one I would think to put an iPod in a doll. Yeah. Why don't you just have your iPod and play it? Because it'd be so much easier. I wonder if it was just all in one place. Oh, you're right. You just download, plug it in. Never mind the fact that you're trying to walk around the park with a doll. This so reminds me of something that happened to me this weekend. Why does this remind you? How? Stevie. Just the body parts. There's one. That's like a butt there. When I had the mannequin and I had to figure everything out and it was just a part. Oh. But it's not so twisted because, you know, when you think about it, somebody just has it. They have a body part. Wait. What mannequin? The mannequin that this guy asked me to give him and his mannequin a ride home and then he abandoned it and left them orphaned. Okay. Why would you let a man with a mannequin in your car? Like, that's a first question. Oh, just this guy walking with a mannequin. He said, hey, can I get a ride? Oh, of course you can, sir. No, you asked me. Put your mannequin in the back. Could you give me and my mannequin a ride home? Oh, of course I can. Because you just said me and my mannequin. You didn't say. Don't mind this mannequin. I'm trying to go in the high occupancy vehicle lane. Could you give me and my pussy a ride home? Yeah. Stevie. Stevie. When a man with a mannequin says, can I get a ride? Okay. And clearly he doesn't need it for the carpool lane. Then you need to say no. You need to learn the word no and say it more. Because one day we're going to be like, oh, and then he left his creepy mannequin with you. Oh, my gosh. And it sounds like just a part. I, you know what, Ro, we saved the best one for you. I'm not doing the ass banger. It's anatomically correct. And I can see into it. Uh-huh. It is. That's what it looks like inside there. That's what it looks like inside. Yeah, let me see it. Okay. I'm not, I'm not doing nothing with it. I'll just look at it. Would you, you mean you won't put your finger in it? Well, I mean. Stevie, I love you. You've got white all over your face. What the hell? Is this balls? You've got a little frosting mustache. Oh, Sally. A little part of a goatee. I know. Jesus. I don't have a flavor saver, though. Like you did. Is that a. Like you did. You left your flavor saver over here. This is a, what is, is this an ant? That's a butt. It's a butt. You stuck your finger in the ant. It's a butt. And it vibrates. I know. Actually, this you can put a vibrator in, too. You just got to insert it in there. A little egg vibe. How do you clean this? Oh, it's really easy to clean. Just with soap and water. Soap and water? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Very low maintenance. Your wiener goes in here? Yes, it does. If you have a wiener. Ginger has two fingers in, you could fist that if you wanted to, but you wouldn't want. I have to have, oh. This is tight. Isn't it? And the vibration is really, really nice. You're called the ass banger. I've got two in. I don't think she needs it. So far, I'm doing just fine. Ah. Yeah. This is amazing. Isn't that nice? Spread my cheeks to find my fine, tight ass. Okay. All right. Going in with three fingers. Is this her butt? Is this this girl's butt? She's just a model on there to give you an idea. Oh, gotcha. Of what you're going to get. Is it a butthole? It's a butthole. Anatomically correct. They always have a French manicure in the picture. I've noticed this. Yes. Yes. Okay. So, ass banger. We have pussies. We all do, Ro. That's part of the club. You have to have this if you're in the porn star club. I noticed you always have French manicures. They go with everything. Now, how did you feel, Ro, when you had your fingers deep inside of that anatomically correct ass? I felt like I was back in Mexico. Mexico? What did you do? I'm kidding. I didn't put my fingers. It felt like that's a lot of fingers in there. I have. I have four fingers and it's... Well, asses stretch. No, they do. You can do a lot more with an ass than you think. Well, make sure it doesn't get stuck up in there. No, it's... Because... And I don't have... I'm not long. I can hear it. You know what? Yeah, listen to it. It's vibrating. There's an egg inside of it. And you can put quite a large dick in here. You can put as much width as you want in this. Length? I don't know. It's long. It's what? Seven inches? Yeah, probably about six or seven. Six or seven? Yeah. Oh, this is incredible. And what is this called? The ass banger. The ass banger. Oh, Ro, you've got to feel this. I do. You didn't put it on. You didn't feel what it... I got the gist. See, that's off and now it's on. See? I know. There's a big difference. I like it when it's on. If I had a dick, I would so love having it inside of there. Right after she wrote her name in snow. That's... You know what? I so would do... You know I would do that. That's one of my fantasies. What's that one? I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out, but I'm like... That one is from Lust. Do we have to take a break, though? Which is our sister company. Oh, yes, we do. You know what? I am so sorry. We'll come back with more toys. Oh, yes. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. Thanks for listening. Don't go anywhere. Yeah, don't leave. No. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Colleen. Colleen? Yeah. And that's Juanita. And we have... Uh-oh. I'm John Travolta. John Travolta. That's good. Stevie's high on sugar and pussy. Actually, we are congratulating Stevie. That's the closest he's ever gotten to eating a vagina. I'm so impressed. And so I'm actually really proud of you. And it's a good experience to feel what a pussy feels like. And this is... It's molded after and anatomically correct. It feels like a pussy. It feels like an ass. It's heavy, too. Like, go ahead and pick that up. You're a big guy. I'm checking that out, man. It's good. And Rick has not been able to stop taking pictures of it. Yeah. I love this. It's amazing. It's a $400 ass. Yeah. That's amazing. I had my tongue in a $400 pussy. Yeah. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You did. You can brag about that. Wow. Amazing. All these toys you have here. Yeah. Is it Christmas time? Is that what it is? Yeah. We were looking at some of them. You got to look at the lust one. This one? We were talking about that one. Okay, so that's your sister company. What is that? Yeah, yeah. So this is a toy. When you first look at it, you think, that's not an ass toy. But it is because those petals, you see? Go ahead and take it out. All right. See how those petals can bend back? Yeah. So that acts as a phalange. So you don't have to worry about losing it up there. And then the petals tickle on the clit, on the perineum, on the pussy lips. I mean, this can be used by him or her. That covers everything. Yeah. Turn that on for you. And then there are the functions at the top. Oh, you put it in the, okay, the round. So that, wait. That. That goes up the bum or the vagina. Oh, does it go with all the flappers? No. No, you got to stop it. You can use this on the clit. You can play with it on the tip of the penis. Wow. You can use. You can use this to stroke the penis. This toy is so versatile. It's crazy. Like there's so many things you can do with it. That looks like from Little Shop of Horrors, like the Venus fly trap. It's also a good kitchen utensil. So you can eat your batter with it. It's a salad tosser. It's a salad. Hey. You can cook with it. Man, this thing is strong. Very powerful. Very powerful. My hand's getting off of it right now. I think my hand just came. I was looking at it and I was trying to figure out how to get them all. It looks like a flower pot. To get the phalanges inside. Oh, yeah. You could. You could squeeze them. It goes inside and opens and hits everything. It comes with a USB power, too. Let me. No, please. Yeah, let's see if it works on the pussy. Okay. Go right ahead, bro. Let me see. Ben's back. All right. Learned so much, man. I'm so behind. I'm so behind. No pun intended. I'm so behind. Smack. Smack the ass. Yeah. I just. Rick wants to take that home. Honestly, I would just love to have this to just. Smack. Yeah. Just sleep. No, sleep like this. Like I put my hand on it and I just sleep on the bun. You know, instead of a stress ball, you could just smack that, you know. All day long. Do you put that through your yoga pants? It's new. We lost Ginger. Ginger's in her own world. Ginger is gone right now. Ginger's in her own world. What is this toy called? That's the Lust. The Lust L7 by Jopin. Wow. The Lust L7. You can find it everywhere. L7 by Jopin. Wow. Made after Al Roker himself. Oh. Isn't that nice? And it's made out of silky soft silicone. That's why the material just feels so good. It says premium silicone, 10 intense functions. That's 10 intense functions. Oh, I'm in one function. Keep pressing. Keep pressing that top button and you'll cycle through all the functions. Remember. All right. The word is bubble gum. Or rumple still skin. I know. You can't have an orgasm on. Four pedals for complete stimulation. Those are the pedals. This one. Okay. Okay. Actually a patent pending on those pedals. They're so unique. They're really well. Patent pending pedals. Exactly. The back pedals. Are they only coming green? No. I just brought the green one because I think it's pretty. Yeah. But it comes in pink and purple too. Oh, it looks like a flower. Like you could do pink, purple, and green and it looks like a flower bouquet. Yes. Yes. I like that. The back pedals go on your ass. Uh huh. Oh. And the front pedals. Are on your clit. This looks like a chest piece. I'm losing my voice a little over here. It is. No it's not. We can come back to you. All right. Yeah. Go ahead. We'll come back to Ginger. She's in her own world. Now it's doing something. It's like. You've heard of giant toothbrushes and toothpaste. We have giant chest pieces. These are very similar to toys I used to buy for my dog. I had a big dog. I had like the Kongs. Have you seen these things? What? Oh yes. The Kong toys. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. I am sick of all of that shit. disappeared. It never came out. I don't know where it went. I was dehydrated. But the other was the weekend. I don't remember what day it was but I put like three balls in there and then I waited and it didn't run clear. So then I put five more balls up there. Waited for it to run clear and it didn't. I put five more balls up there, waited, got on the ground and made position and then I actually did a back bend over the bed so it would go real deep. And then I let it out and it was still murky. So I put some more. I put three. I thought, well, let me go back down. So I put three balls in there of water. Still not running. I thought, it's never going to run clean. So then I put another ball in there and then I just gave up. You can have that one. I'll give that one to you. Can I have this one? I love how Desiree is like, you need that one. You need it. You know what? You need that because I have a feeling you haven't run clean in a while. I know. If you don't run clean after this, you need to go to the doctor. It's a man sized cleaning system. Bum Buddy. Whoa, I like the name. Bum Buddy. That's great. What are you doing? I'm just hanging out with my Bum Buddy. Oh yeah. I like this. Man sized silicone probe. Because you've got to, I mean, that's if I saw that and he's like, hey, get on. Is that for your ass? Yeah. That's for your ass? We're going to be putting these things in our asses today. Yeah, Rick. Surprise. This looks like a pawn piece. I know. I tried out this toy, which I love from Chopin. You can put it back in there. I did it through my clothes, so it's not I mean It's resale value. Well, I tell you what, Ginger, everything that's here today I'm leaving for you and your friends. Even the ass? What? Right over the ass. Oh my God. It's the holiday season. It's like Christmas. Christmas with sex toys. Oh my God. I feel like Rick is going to kill somebody for that ass. I think he's laid claim to it. It's his ass now. He's going to be like, no, I'm getting that damn ass. I will give you $400 this ass. Let me have your ass. What the hell? Yeah, these are some interesting toys here. Now let's try different things in Shelly's ass. This is supposed to go up your butt? Yes. Isn't that powerful? You know what I like about these toys? They could be used as a weapon if you're in a dark alley. I've never shitted anything that big. So I don't understand. Don't lie. You're Ecuadorian. I feel like you. Long maybe. Like an anaconda maybe. Wait, how do you look like an anaconda? But like with a head like that? That's amazing. That one would be really difficult. I couldn't put that one in my ass. This one, I could. I didn't know the ass stretched that bad. The Colt Jumbo. This is more you, Ro. Yeah, this is more me. This looks like you not only put up your butt, but you can open a bottle of wine with it. Oh, yeah. All right. That's a beginner's kit, Ro. What about these cute ones in the boxes? Soon you'll move up to this one. This is the advanced. I started with the flex it up and I turned over to the Jumbo Colt. Does it vibrate? Excuse me. So that's just a probe. It doesn't vibrate, but it's really good for beginners with anal play because you want to start out small and work your way up. That's true. And that's silicone too, so this is good material. Now I know what to get you for Christmas. Have some Tres Leches. You should kick while you're at it. Oh, I love Tres Leches. Now, Ro. Does that come with anything nasty? Oh, those. With a big black dick next to it? That's a tin dick. Use the dildo for a spoon. I love. What's that thing in the box? Oh, that's a paddle. I brought a paddle too. And what are those things in the black boxes? These are prostate probes from the Embrace collection. Those are very nice and fancy. Let's see. Oh, those are. It's like. Aren't they pretty? It's like when I go to Big Lots and I look up the jewelry boxes and you find them. I know, right? It's Christmas time. Oh, look at that. It's a vibrator too. And it vibrates. It's got a USB charging cord. And they are prostate probes. Oh, my goodness. Are they nice? I just convinced my man to think about. Uh-huh. Oh. Before there was like, no, there's no way, not going to happen ever. He's going to love this. And he said, I will think about it. So. Does he like purple or gray? Um, I like purple. I'm the one that's going to see it, not him. Does it really matter the color? Like, will gray make you like, ah, this is over with. I was, I was wanting the purple. Oh, there's different designs. Um, this one's got, the purple's a little bit big, I think. But it, it's, it, I don't know. I'm glad I asked my stepdaughter to listen to the show. It has a nice curve. Shout out to my beautiful stepdaughter, Angelica, who I just talked to her. I said, I'm going to be on this crazy show. All right, tune out, hon. It was nice talking to you earlier. As you try and maul somebody for an ass. I know, geez. Still. Um, I'll probably hold it down. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Mine didn't shut off, though. Yeah. These are, these are actually fairly small. Would you, Ro, are you going to put the gray one? No. No. I don't have a prostate. But you could. Do I have a G-spot? Do you need one? You can hit your G-spot. No, it's totally dumb. And can you stick these up your vagina, too? Sure, you could. You can stick it anywhere. It's got this handle. So is this for somebody working with you? There you go. It's a cheesy little handle. I'm trying to figure out how you, how do you actually correctly hold this? So now, very gently. It's kind of, I'm trying, is it like that? You can do that. It depends if you're the one, if you're doing it to yourself or you're using it on somebody else. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Okay. Whoa. Oh, that makes sense. Okay. Oh, we can take that out of the wrapper. Okay. Yeah. Let's get that out. I thought it was like a condom. What's that? I thought it was safe paddling. Or it's like, sure, let's do it. Obsessed with the ass. Found a paddle. Oh, yeah. Look at this. This is beautiful. Wow. It's so fancy. Oh, Sally. Sally and Rick have fallen in love. They really have. You want coffee? Oh, you offer coffee. It's so nice. Yeah, for sure. Because Ginger didn't offer her dinner before she banged it with her chin. I fucked her up the ass. Yeah, with this chin strap. That black dick that you see right there. Oh, that thing? Yes. That strap's on your chin. It goes over your face. Did you make her cum? Oh, she loved it. She loved it? Yeah. She was begging for more. Didn't she see the icing in her? She didn't want me to leave. Oh my goodness. And then Stevie came in and licked her clean. That's right. Wow. Found the cleanest. So this bitch has been all over the place. Yeah. She's a whore. That's right. I'm going to bring that price down to 150. Were you like, I'm going to leave with the toys and then all of a sudden you saw the icing and then like, you know what? I'm going to leave with Stevie. It's a good, yeah. It was kind of like, oh, I feel so generous now. You put the icing up there. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. We're going to leave. How am I going to take that home and explain that to the boss? Check this out. Okay, let's see. This paddle. Wow. Describe it, Ro. Isn't that pretty? It is. Is this velvet? It's kind of plushy, soft. The red is a red brocade fabric. It's really pretty. So it catches the light. It's like Asian style. I know, right? So pretty. It's beautiful. Okay, so the strap is like this. It's like a little bit of a designer fabric. And then, oh, and the other side's fuzzy. Isn't that? There's a wrist. It's for your wrist to tie your wrist in. Oh, that is. But the other side was fuzzy. Did you try that? Oh, yeah. Isn't that nice? That's nice. Really nice. Yeah. That's from the Scandal Collection. It's actually an award-winning collection. Yeah, it's pretty. And I'm just showing the packaging because it's just pretty. Yeah, that is pretty. It is a really pretty design. It's beautiful. And we have cuffs and we have harnesses and all sorts of- And they're all like with that design? Yeah, they're all like- Oh, that's so pretty. I love it. I love it. That's nice. That's the same website? Mm-hmm. Bedroominsider.com for that one. Ooh. Or anywhere, really. Just search it online. Look for Scandal. Maybe search it online. Yeah. You'll find stores everywhere. Okay. I just can't believe how many toys there are for the ass. Well, I know. That is amazing. Would you like to spank me? We have two minutes. But nothing crazy. No, just my big ass. I just put M&M's up your coochie last week. Oh, we love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I was like, you are dedicated to your career. I said, I know. I know. I know. I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh, you know what? Target's got a lot of variety. I was like, oh, shit. Oh, you saw that. Great. Great. So glad I get to keep my job. I mean, hey, if you need to do whatever you want to work at a restaurant, because they don't give a fuck. They're like, okay. Oh, you're high? Great. Please go take the order at table eight. I had a headache the other day at work. I was managing. One of my customers was like, oh, take an aspirin. It was like a pot pretzel. So I took it right there. And then I was like, I am high. Oh, no. I'm sitting there. We're reading like anti joke dot com. You know what? We're going to have to take a break early. Oh, yeah. We've got Mr. Skin calling at five o'clock. I forgot to tell you. So we're going to run in. Who's on my burger at loose? Stevie. Are you okay, honey? Are you all right? Where is it? We can't hear it anymore. Stop it. Stevie, can't stop it. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It is a muffle. We can't shut it off. Okay. Okay. We should take a break. All right. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. that she could shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy. And she wasn't allowed to do it on the air. I remember this. I was on air with you. No, no. With Christy. You were on air with Christy and I then? Yes. At Playboy? You had to go into the bathroom. You had to leave. And you had to go into the bathroom. No, this was the day that I had to get them out in the litter box. Oh, okay. Well, then I've been somewhere else. I've been there when you've had something else stuck on. It was something else. It's not a surprise. It was not ping pong balls. But whatever it was, it probably, we were playing Will My Pussy Melt This? And it probably melted. You think? I think so. Wait, wait, wait. What melted? I think so. The toy? The ping pong balls melted? No, those are two whole other shows. No, the one where I thought I had to go to the emergency room or where I almost did where I got down to. What we did was I put a ping pong ball up inside of me and I put it up just a little bit. And I'm thinking it's just going to. It's like shoot right out. And I put it up just a little bit and it just kind of fell out. And I'm like, well, you know, my little lips and we didn't put it very far in. And I thought I had enough power that I could just shoot it from right there. So I told Christy to put it a little bit further. So she put it a little bit further. And it goes up in there. And I'm pushing and I'm pushing and I'm pushing. And nothing's happening. So Christy has this idea. You know. It's like. Sounds like you were in labor. It was not coming out. So and Christy's trying to reaching up in there. Can't get it out. So we decided to put lube on her fingers to help get it out. You know, make it come out easier. Natural. Puts lube in there and it goes up further. And now it's spinning. It's just. Oh, my God. Like a lot of ball. Like a tire. Tire in mud. It's like. It's going around. No pun intended, right? Yeah. I guess you didn't have enough tread inside. No. We're not quite sure what to do. We're joking. It's a half an hour into the show. We're going out. It's going to come out. We'll figure out a way. Use duct tape. Getting a little nervous. Yeah. But we're still joking about it. And we take phone calls. And my dad, who never listens to the show, but faithfully calls in randomly once a week. Calls in while I've got the ping pong ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. My co-host thinks it's hysterical to ask my dad on the air. What to do? Has Ginger ever lost anything inside of one of her body parts? I'm mortified. Now, my dad has not listened to the show, doesn't know for sure what we're talking about. And he answers, yes. Yes. When she was three, we had to take her to the emergency room. She put a bead up her nose and we sucked it. They sucked it out with a little vacuum. Oh, wow. You never knew this? No. They never told you? No, I didn't remember this. You were a star at three. Oh, yeah. We have a new invention here. So you got the vacuum cleaner, right? Right, for dad's instructions. I'm mortified, but I'm thinking let's get a vacuum cleaner. So we say thanks to my dad. We get my dad off the line and we call maintenance. The shopkeeper. The shop back? And ask for the vacuum cleaner. Wow. Amazing. Did you sanitize the attachment? No. Why would you? We had somebody from the ER call in, tell us it wasn't a good idea to be sticking the vacuum cleaner. Sure. Next thing you know, you're pulling out your uterus and there's fucking lungs in your heart. I'm thinking it might not be the best idea ever. An industrial vacuum. What's wrong with ginger? I don't know. We just saw. We just checked everything out of her. I think we need Mr. Hoover himself to do this job. Wow. Who'd you call? Hold it. Did you come at least? No. This was, it was supposed to be really, you know, funny. I even, I bought ping pong paddles too. That hits the ping pong. So my thought was I'm going to be shooting these babies out. We're going to be playing ping pong. You know, Ro in the Catskill mountains when I was a social chairman, I wish I would have known about these ping pong balls. Yeah. I'm going to be shooting these babies out. We're going to be playing ping pong. That's how strong. You know, Ro in the Catskill mountains when I was a social chairman, I wish I would have known about these ping pong balls. Yeah. I know. Yeah. We're going to have a lot more fun. I've heard stories like that from guys who are Marines and Army, like in Vietnam or in Philippines. But they were playing ping pong and it went to a Vietnam. No, you go to a show. You go to a show. Yeah. And the girl just shoots out ping pongs. Oh yeah. Yeah. And coins and donkeys. I've seen it. I don't know what else. Banana lady. Okinawa. The girl that we had on the show, she was like, I'm going to be playing ping pong. I'm going to be playing ping pong. I'm going to be playing ping pong. I'm going to be playing ping pong. I'm going to be playing ping pong. I'm going to be playing ping pong. She said that she could smoke a cigar with hers. Nice. She could shoot ping pong balls out of hers. Yeah, I've seen that. And I can't remember what her name was, but she said that when you grow up, your grandmother teaches you how to do this. This is something that you learn as a child from your grandmother. You learn pussy tricks. My grandma never taught me that. Really? In the Philippines, that's what she told me. Oh, in the Philippines. In the Philippines, we're going to be playing pussy tricks. Oh, in the Philippines. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I grew up where she grew up. Not in Italy. Not your mother, but your grandmother. This is, you know, kind of like a tradition that's handed down from the family. Rick, didn't you have this biblical training as well, the same way? Ecuador doesn't teach you? In Ecuador, we are going to teach you how to shoot the ping pong ball after you pass. Step up everybody. Who? We need the volunteer. We need the volunteer. In Italy, they- I knew how to make matzo balls when I was young, I guess I could know that- Come out of your ass? Yeah, exactly. Shoot cannolis out of your ass. That's what I do in Italy. So what happened, Ginger? happen? Oh, I was hoping we would just brush by. Brush, okay. She kept it, it's still in there. Got a topic in here coming up. There's some most shocking stats on some stuff. You want to feel it? It's right here. Right here. We had levels of bosses, and my boss's boss's boss came down. They were trying to figure out what to do because it wasn't in the pink. We're still on the pink pongs. We're still on the pink pongs. They're still stuck inside of me. We're not going to use the vacuum cleaner to get them out. They're not coming out. They're just moving around when somebody else tries. How many are there? There's just one, but it's way up in there. It's not coming. I don't know where it's gone. So finally, You should have used a football. I don't know what. A suction cup. We had my producer try. Everybody was up in there trying to get them out. Nobody could get them out. Did you try and jump? Like jump up and down? No, I just was trying to push them out. How about a Heimlich maneuver? We didn't try. Stand on your head. Did you stick anything up your anal? Maybe it would assist. That might have been an option. We should have tried that one. No, what we did, don't ask me why, but we just happened to have a cat litter box and litter in the studio. We didn't have a cat, but we had a litter box that day. Randomly? I know. Well, I would just bring things in sometimes. Yeah. Because you never know. We never know. Thank God it's here. Today I'm bringing in a litter box and ping pong balls. Okay. With paddles. And a medical alert bracelet. I have a ping pong ball shoved up my knee. So all the big wigs are there. Everybody's freaking out. I'm freaking out. We can't get it out. And I decide to get over the litter box. And push and basically go into labor with a ping pong ball. And did you get it out? I went pee-pee in the litter box. Did it clump up? I got it out. I gave birth to it. Did you brush your fingers in a little? Like a cat? I was so embarrassed. It was live on the air. But we finally got it out. I didn't have to go to the emergency room, but it was about an hour and a half in. And the next year when contracts came up, there was a clause about not being allowed to do that in the studio. The contract when I started was oh, five pages. And it was over 50 when I came 10 years later. Wow. I guess Richard Gere had that same contract in his movies. I love how you're telling the ping pong story and Stevie's reading some article. They had a spot for the gerbil to sign. What is Stevie reading? I'm reading about the sacred lotus of Echo Park and how it died in like 2008 and this guy had stole a tuber or a piece of it that he could start another one with. And then he ended up getting thanked for taking these lotuses. And they gave him $30,000. But he, because the lotus had grown there and become its own kind of its own, like, I don't know, species or whatever because of the climate and everything since 1928, he was able to give them back the lotuses and they cleaned the whole park. How did he save these lotuses for all these years? Because he was with this woman who had an aquatic garden up in Santa Barbara. So greenhouses with like water reservoirs underneath them. So the sacred Asian lotus is there. I was thinking about the lotus and they took I don't know what the whole story is. What is it? It rises like a phoenix. It kind of comes out of the dirt and it's this beautiful flower that comes out of the... I kill basil plants. I can't keep a basil plant alive. It was interesting. I just saw it and I thought, oh, like I wandered over here because I thought it was somehow important to today. Can I show? Stevie, you on any medication today? I just had a sugar. Yeah, he had a double jack. He just licked that pussy with cream. They present a late-day cake for Masmala. Would you like a piece? I'd like a piece of anything. Barry's ready. He also had... Oh no, I'm on a diet, but I'll take a look at that. Yeah, that's the piece of cake we got from... That's called tres leches. Three milks. I'm staying away from it. But no, it was just like this thing. I could hear the story. I know the story. I can tell the story. About the lotus? No, about the ping pong. Because I love that story. So it kind of imprinted on me. It imprinted on me the first time I heard it. And I went, oh. And the visual, I'm trying to picture you pissing and shitting. I didn't shit. No, I didn't poopoo. You told me you pooped. No. Did I say that? You said you were pushing. They lubed you up. And then Christy got her fingers up there. She couldn't pull it out. Did you poop? No. You were freaking out. No. And you were in shock. And then you started to pee. And then you were pushing. And then you pooped in the box. And then you got the maintenance guy because somebody said that you could use a vacuum cleaner to suck it out. So then they were going to put a vacuum cleaner up inside of you to suck the ball out. Holy shit. And then finally... Literally. It finally came out. Huh. Can we hear that already? Are we repeating ourselves? I love how she's like, No, I don't remember it that way. I'm thinking, did I do that? And I just don't remember. Did you embellish last time? That would be really disgusting. Maybe I shouldn't have asked the question. Yeah, Rick. You're an instigator. Yeah, Rick. Way to go. I imagine... I'm trying to imagine you about the cat box. It was such a great idea because there's times where I'm like, I should get a cat box. What? You shouldn't? What? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. What? Wait, wait, wait. Stevie. What do you mean? Why would you need... This show took a sharp turn. Yeah. How did that happen? How did that happen? Stuck at me. Like that. Wait. Somebody or something. If something gets... Some... Well, somebody. That would be something. If somebody got stuck... Like dogs? You should get a cat litter box. Oh my gosh. I haven't tried that one yet. Wait. You think you should get a cat litter box to have with litter in case something gets stuck in your ass? somebody's putting toys in me because... And remember, Ginger bought ping pong balls. We have about five and we never know what she's going to do. You're not going to stick a ping pong ball. There are five of us in the studio right now. Are we about to do a Tosh.0 web redemption here? Cheyenne, bring out the target. We're going to have Ginger put a ping pong ball up her and shoot it. Do you know how much trouble I got in after the M&M's last weekend? They did melt in there. Yeah. Oh, and then what happens? They didn't come out. They didn't? No. She got a super high. They didn't melt in her hands. I was so high. Really? No, they melted inside of me. How many did you... 23. 23? There were a lot of M&M's. Chocolate thunder coming out, right? Yeah, but it got her high. I was so high. Were they herb, like pot? No. M&M's? They were just regular M&M's? Just plain old M&M's. That she shoved up. The game is, will my pussy melt this? Yes. Okay. And we've tried different items that it's melted. Like, what are the other items? Sprinkles. Sprinkles? Mm-hmm. You know, the ones that are on top of a cupcake? Yeah. Baked beans. No, that's her butt. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Wow. That was a different game. Vienna sausages. Did those melt? That wasn't too bad. Scooby's hot dogs. Oh, I liked the Scooby's hot dogs. Yeah, they were... I feel like I've been living in a box, Barry. How about you? I haven't been out in public much. I just tried Good & Plenty's. That's the limit for me, you know what I'm saying? Did they melt together? I don't know, but it all... Listen, once you go black with licorice, you don't go back, right? You don't go back. Yeah, exactly. Ooh. You have a whole bag of Good & Plenty's, too. I hate Good & Plenty's. Okay, never mind. No, I have like... But you have to taste them if you put them in the jar. I would know that they were in my butt. I would be able to taste them in my mouth because they threw my ass. I know I would. Oh, I wish I had that talent. I'd be like, wow, that tastes good. Yeah, it would freak me out. I wouldn't be able to do it. Oh, my gosh. There are two things that I don't eat, and there are only two things. There are only two things. Right. What about scrambled eggs? I love scrambled eggs. Have you melted them yet or cooked them? Yeah, I cook them all the time. Oh, in my pussy? No, it's not hot enough. Okay. No, it would just be melted. So what are the two things that you have that have reached your area? Black licorice. Yes. And green peppers are the two things that won't go in my mouth or my pussy or my ass. Really? Like a bell pepper? No. Yeah. Why? I don't know. Maybe because it's burning hot? Well, the green peppers, no. Oh, okay, okay. I thought you were talking like jalapeno peppers. No, just a plain... Why, you don't like the flavor? I can't stand them. What about red peppers? Did you ever put anything hot in there? Oh, like hot tamale candies? Like hot tamale candies? No, but we... Yes. You did? Ginger. Ginger warheads? You put ginger? Ginger. Yourself? Yeah, figging. Figging. No, my partner, we did it to each other. We put oil and we figged each other on me and Christy. Oh! Oh, you thought at home? You thought I was figging? You said figging? I thought I was somebody else. I don't know what figging is. What's figging? Wait, I'm lost here. What's figging? Figging is... Explain. Can somebody give me a definition of figging? It's the root, the ginger root, and you peel it so that the root is exposed. Oh. And figging is putting it into your asshole or playing with it around your asshole. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. That's called figging. That's got a name called figging? Figging. They call it figging. Yes. Is it because it's with ginger or is that with anything? No, it's just with ginger. That's... It has its own name. There's a specific name? With ginger. Yeah. That you stick up your butt called figging. Figging. Called figging. It's a hard thing. Wow. I gotta... I gotta get out more often. I gotta teach my daughter the new name of figging if it was first lying. But now, this is... Man, she's turning 21 next week. She's gotta learn about this. Oh, man. Is she listening? I don't know. Figging. Sorry. My stepdaughter probably is. How old is she? She's 21. She'll be 21 in January for a while. What will you sing? My daughter... Happy birthday, Angelica. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. She's cool. We're cool. We get along. We talk. Not about this shit. But we talk. These kids could be figging every day. I've never heard of figging. I've never heard of figging. What a coincidence. My daughter's gonna be 21 in 10 days. Seven days. A week from today. Yeah. She's... Happy birthday to your daughter. Hi, Dakota. I love you, honey. You son of a... I never even knew that they had a term for it. Figging. Yes. Yeah. See? You learned it. This show's educational as well as... I learned more about in this hour here than I did in my senior year in college. That's so true. I mean, have you been surrounded by like an ass, butt plugs, a paddle? Hey, look at this thing. Who lasted longer with this thing? They put this in there. Who lasted longer with a ginger? I can't believe that. This is like the microphone. That's unbelievable. And you know something? This is amazing. In my life, I'm just getting into really extensually in this category. And this is kind of exciting for me. It looks like a Parcheesi piece or something. This is like for Dumbo the elephant. You know what I'm saying? This is unreal. This is her jumbo, Dumbo. Does this thing go the thick side or the thin side? That's a douche. So you fill it with water. Oh, and then you plunge it. You plunge it so you... Oh, that's conventional. Because you don't want to have... Oh, oh, oh. That's conventional. Something going on when you're... Man-sized cleaning system. It's a man-sized. Ginger, how about a pretzel stick that was full of salt? How does that feel? No. That would just be scratchy. Scratchy. That would be scratchy, yeah. I would definitely eat a pretzel stick. Rick, you agree? I agree. Scratchy? Yeah. Rome? Yeah. Oh, so everybody's experienced that, I would imagine. No. I ate one yesterday. Really? Yeah, I've not tried one of my pussies. Soft one. No, I've had... It was flaccid. I had a flaccid. It was a pretzel. You ever had a Dodger dog? No, but I have had three Scooby dogs. What are those? Ooh, they're really good. They're in a Hawaiian bun. They're a hot dog made here in Los Angeles. Are they big? Yeah. They're not really big. They just stick out of the bun. It's a... But the buns are Hawaiian buns? What is it? Hawaiian king bread? They're big, giant Hawaiian king bread buns. And the hot dog sticks out of it. They're a nice-sized dog. They're not big dogs. But they're not thick, thick. But they're thin, but they taste good. It's so good. Okay. It's right down Hollywood Boulevard. Scooby dogs. Used to be a pussycat theater. Scooby dogs. Yeah, so we had three of those. My pussy did not melt that. Wait, you stuck three of them up at once? And she shot them. What? Like darts. I had... She shot them like darts. What? She shot them out of her? Uh-huh. You can shoot a hot dog where you can't shoot a ping pong ball? What's wrong with your pussy? Never mind butt darts. She had pussy darts. I... You know what? There's this shape. There's one at the... Whoop. Yep. It was... It just popped right up there. How far did you shoot it out? How far did you shoot it? Oh, no. It was going straight up. Straight up? Yeah. It was... Wait. Did it break anything? It looked like she got an erection. Like there was nothing in it. I was like... Bam. What? Did you guys film this shit? Oh. Yeah. Yeah, we do. You can't get it unless... You have to go and ask and we give it to you in a brown paper bag underneath the table. The video. You'll give us a gift card. The website's under construction. Yeah. We've saved it all. We have it. It's all archived, huh? Amazing. We'll send it to you in a holiday card. Oh, gosh. Oh, Rick, how often do you have sex in your relationship? Do we have to take a break? Oh, shit. Again. Wow. Think about that one. The timing. I'll think about it. Think about that. I gotta look at my calendar. Get some questions. For both of you. Yeah. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back on Blaming on Ginger. Roger. Roger. She was shining like a star The beads of sweat were glistening As she and I were christening my car in Shangri-La And as it was in our tradition We'd run the conflict out Positions from routine to acrobatic and bizarre She said, now show me what you've got She looked so purely hedonistic As my insides went ballistic for the money shot And as the rhapsody subsided Dewey-eyed and thoughtfully spoken She confided her misguided plans to me And she smiled like a child And she said I want to live a life Of sin I want to be like ginger In la-dee-la-dee Surrendered to the force That lies within I want to be like ginger In la-dee-la-dee She had always been a wandering vine She grew up fast and filled out vascarass She sued for a fine And soon became the master of the finish line And while she lacked sophistication There would be no limitations To the lengths of deprivation in her prime She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen I'll live a life that's so divine Just sipping wine and blowing lines with Charlie Sheen I'll be in all the magazines They'll tell me no one's looked so fine in 69 Since Tracy Lord's was sweet sixteen And she smiled like a child And she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like ginger In la-dee-la-dee Surrendered to the force That lies within I want to be like ginger In la-dee-la-dee She can take it like a champ I want to be like ginger in there She'll be the world's most famous tramp I want to be like ginger in there They'll put her picture on a stamp I want to be like ginger in there In la-dee-la-dee I want to be like ginger in there In la-dee-la-dee I want to be like ginger in there If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. If you're naughty and you know it, then your dick will surely show it. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. every second of it. I tried it. Yeah, I did and I'm so glad that I did. And I have an 18 and a 20 year old. Oh. Do you have an 18 year old boy or girl? Boy, 18 year old boy and a 20 year old girl who's going to be 21 in a week. Can't wait, can't wait to start drinking. Oh, really? That's all she wants to do is start drinking. Okay, well. Yeah, but I got her drunk in Miami the last week. Yeah, we just got back. Oh, yeah. Hey, look. Good times. She's a week away. This is what getting drunk is like. There you go. Did she enjoy it? She loved it. She loved it. Did she throw up? No, but in Cabo she did when we really got her, gave her full reign. They all threw up. How old was she when you took her to Cabo? 19. 19. Yeah. You could drink though in Cabo in 19. Yeah. But they don't question you. It was an all-inclusive hotel. I said, go at it for four days, guys. Have a good time. Have a good time. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah, you could be 18 in Cabo and get drunk. Yeah. My boy was 16 at the time, but who cares, right? Yeah. Hey, look. Hey, I gotta be a good parent, right? I gotta show them what the way is. You gotta make your own mistakes. Yeah. Is that all they got in Cabo? What? What the? Por que jugando con mi cabeza? Mr. Skin, are you on the line? Hey, Ginger. How are you? How are you? I am fantastic, sweetheart. How are you? Doing great. Doing great. How's everyone doing there? Great. Sounds like a party. Honored, Mr. Skin. This is Rick. I used to listen to Howard Stern back in the days, and he used to talk about you a lot. Yeah, well, it's... Howard had a lot to do with, you know, the success of this website because once he had me on, the first time I was on, it completely rocked my world, shut down my... shut down my servers, nothing was working, but ever since then, they've been really cool to me, and I think having Howard talk about the website couldn't be bad for business. Absolutely, yeah. And that website is MrSkin.com. Mr. Skin, hi. My name's Barry Keller. I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you, but let's start a new beginning. Thank you, buddy. So it's almost... Yeah, because the... It's the busy time of the year, for us, because we just launched our top 10 nude scenes of the year, so it's not only for me personally, but for the website. Lots of people are coming to check it out, and, you know, with... The funny thing is, there's so many more places to see celebrity nudity now. When I started this website 15 years ago, it was, you know, movies, and then Sopranos had just started on HBO, and they're being... an occasional cable show with some nudity, but, you know, now stars and Cinemax have original programming. I mean, there's nude scenes on FX, the Sci-Fi Network, even WGN America has nudity on a show called Salem, where girls are bottomless, and it's pretty crazy. And don't forget, even Netflix, with Orange is the New Black and House of Cards. So now when I do a top 10 nude scenes of the year, it's, you know, it's a pretty good list just because there's so much more to draw from, you know? Who was the hardest nude to find, nude celebrity to find, or anybody, like a president or something? Is it only celebrities or is it like... President. Like a president. Yeah, we got... Like a president. We got George Washington spread eagle, man. Abraham Lincoln and his ball. Yeah, Martha Washington nude. Yeah. Yeah, I mean... That was the hardest? I remember... I had a hard time finding... I remember finding a movie called Texas Detour, which came out in 1980, and it had Maureen McCormick, Marsha Brady, from the Brady Bunch, naked. It was never released on DVD or anything. I have a video copy, and we have it at the website, but that was one that I remember thinking, wow, that was hard to find, and we did, and we put it up on the website. So at our website, you could see Marsha from the Brady Bunch naked. I would love to see Marsha from the Brady Bunch naked. She came through my line once. I didn't know who she was. Was she nice? No, she was mean because she was... No. She was trying... Well, she wasn't really mean. She was trying to buy this heart, and we had to verify sale things. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Yeah, and people kept coming up to her and asking her questions, and she'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, what are they asking you? And she was just like, can I just buy this? And I'm like, okay. And I'm like, oh, there's no sticker. I gotta get a price check. And she's like, they're 40% off, and it was something like this. I'm like, I still have to get a price check. That's just the rule. And I'm on the speaker. I need a price check. I need a price check. And people are coming up to her and asking her questions. I'm like, who is this chick? Why are they talking to her? And the guy, this kid behind her is trying to pick her up. And so finally, she goes, never mind. I don't want it. And I'm like, no, we're gonna do a price check. It's just right there. I didn't have any coworkers that could go check it. And then she was like, never mind, never mind. And she got her other stuff, and I'm like, you sure? And she left, and then all of a sudden they come up to me. Why were you giving her such a bad time? And I was like, well, who was she? And they're like, Marsha? I'm like, yeah, Marsha who? And they're like, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha? I'm like, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha who? I don't know. And they're like, from the Brady Bunch? And I went, no, that girl was young. Those people are like in their 60s by now. And this was probably like, what, 20 years ago or something? Like 10, 15 years ago? And they're like, we're gonna kill you. They're not that old. What was she trying to buy? A little. A little heart with like water in it and glitter and you shake it and everything moves. But I had to get the, there was no price on it so I needed her price check. Wow. You gave Marsha a hard time. Yeah. Rude. How long did you make her wait? She was only there for like, she was already in line. It was probably like five minutes. And I was getting, I was trying to get the price check but I couldn't get anybody to run. And I couldn't leave the register because I couldn't lock my register. Yeah, you know what, depends on where I was going I might be cranky too. Yeah, and if everybody comes up to me and keeps going, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Yeah, you made an exception for her. I'd be really cranky too. Marsha. I'd be like, yeah, I know I played Marsha. Leave me alone. Okay, God. But just so you know, Jan and Cindy were never nude in movies. Ah. This was a mess. No, Ann B. Davis' Alice was not naked either. Ah. What about Florence? What about Florence? She was not either. I remember in Shakes the Clown she showed nice cleavage and pressed her boobs together but that was it. Oh, good for her. Were any of the boys nude? Um, not that I'm aware of. That isn't my area of expertise. Not that there's anything wrong with that but I really don't. I don't think any of the three crazy boys showed anything. I thought you might have just stumbled over it. Let me know if you find Marky Mark nude somewhere. Hey, hey, you might want to step into that area of business there, Mr. Skin, and hire Stevie here. Yeah. He'll run that whole fucking department, man. He'll make millions. Make it big. Mr. Skin, there's this white van. He's got a white van. I'm getting in. They've got these great 16 by 20s nudes. I got a real question for Mr. Skin. When you're doing your top 10, do any of the, when you're doing your top 10 celebs for the year, do any of the celebs kind of in a whisper ask them to be included in your top 10? Well, not so much that. What we do get in past years, I remember that we had a girl named Ashley Hinch from the movie About Cherry, which they actually filmed in San Francisco and a lot was at where Kink's headquarters are, which is interesting, but I didn't know it at the time, but we gave her the number one nude scene of the year a few years back and I remember her tweeting that, thanks so much, I'm honored, Mr. Skin, which was cool, but we really don't get actresses. We do get actresses that contact us if they have upcoming nudity that they want to make sure that we see, but nobody's really lobbied to be in the top 10 and we don't get actresses. We don't get actresses. Quite frankly, I have to be subjective about it because I really don't want it to be because someone's nice to me. I want it to be because it's a great nude scene. And only female, no male top 10. Yeah, and Mr. Skin, we have another website called MrMan.com, which is for male celebrities. Oh, he beat you to it, Stevie. Sorry. He was writing that down. I didn't want to break his heart, but it's already out there. Mr. Man? We started a little over a year ago and it's doing great. MrMan.com. Oh, I got to check that out. See who's on there. Who's on there? Mr. Man. Hey, do you have any nudes? We even did a top 10 nude scene for Mr. Man and we just launched that this week, too. Now, has anybody, this is all from movies, so nobody's ever really threatened you or been like, like Merv Griffin never came after you and made you knock something out. Of like, you know, of Lucille Ball. Because Merv's all over the net. Or Richard Nixon never said, take that nude scene. Yeah. But I'm, okay, I'm going to Hey, how about with the current events? Do you have any nudes on Cosby? Someone was, someone was just asking me about Betty White. I thought it was hilarious. Oh, my God. Yeah, well, you know, here's the thing. She's never been nude in a movie or a TV show, but before she was famous in the 50s, she was a nude model, believe it or not. And she, actually, there's a deck of playing cards where you could see a young Betty White topless. And I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Like a stamp collection, right? From that era. And it's pretty cool stuff. Someone was just asking me about that, and they were blown away that I had Betty White naked in my personal collection. That's so... You put the pillow in the pudding. You put the pillow in the pudding. And then music. A site like Madonna has been nude in a movie, and, you know, other actresses have... Lindsay Lohan. Christina Aguilera showed a little breast in a video. And we do playlists of celebrities, you know, different categories, and one was musicians. And believe it or not, there's been a lot. Deborah Harry from Blondie was nude in a movie, Videodrome. So our playlist of just musicians is pretty good. It's about 30 minutes long of just musicians. You have Pat Benatar? Yeah. She never was. I wish she would. She had a great little body. I would have loved it. How about those girls, those three girls that used to sing together, and one of them was really big? The Anderson sisters? The what? The Anderson sisters? No, Cardi Wilson or the Wilson sisters? Oh, God. The Wilson sisters. Oh, God. Oh, my God. That'd be great. She'll take too much megabytes. Wilson Phillips? Wasn't it Wilson Phillips? Yeah, Wilson Phillips. That was it. Yeah. There you go. So Mr. Skin, you're kind of a religious guy, right? Me? Yeah. He's like, me? Yeah. Right? Tell me what school you're headed to PTA. I want to know that. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. That is one of the interesting things when you have, when you do what I do and then you have kids. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, who do you babysit for? I want to know that. Yeah. Mr. Skin, do you have any B. Arthur news? You know, that one. You know, what's funny is I don't have B. Arthur, but the girl that played her daughter, I don't have B. Arthur. On the show, Maude was Adrienne Barbeau and we had a great scene of Adrienne Barbeau from the movie Swamp Thing when it was released on DVD in 2000. The original movie did not feature her naked, but the DVD, they added an extra scene to the DVD. It was one of the first DVD extras they ever did and I thought it was awesome because it was Adrienne Barbeau waiting around topless in the swamp and needless to say, she had no chance of drowning because she's pretty well in the swamp. She's well endowed. So, Maude never naked, but her daughter from the show, yes, she has been naked. What about the recent stuff that happened with all these actors and actresses that not a lot... Oh, the fappening? Yes. Yeah, that was rather interesting. You know, we don't, obviously, at our website, we don't steal photographs from people's phones and post them on our website, but I'm aware of it because of what I do for a living and it's amazing how many actresses, you know, obviously, Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton might be in two of the bigger ones, but it's amazing how many actresses were hit. It really is. There's got to be at least 200 and some of them are, you know, pretty big names and it's really wild that people left those, you know, big name actresses left that stuff on their phone so someone can get to it. I just saw a movie with a nude scene. It was a whole nine yards. Oh, yeah, Amanda Peet. Yeah, Amanda Peet. She was naked. So sexy. Yeah, one of the great nude while holding a gun scenes in movie history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah. Yeah. That was with Bruce Willis, right? Yeah. And Chandler. Yeah, it was pretty gratuitous in that she probably didn't need to be topless in the scene, but it sure made it a lot more memorable. Sure, yeah. I'm curious, Mr. Skin, do you shoot nudes yourself? Is there any time where we will see you? No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Are you one of your top ten nudes? Not of you, but of different people. Yeah, we just chronicle every nude scene. You know, we're trying in the history of film and television, and as you guys know, there's so much new stuff coming out all the time. It's really crazy, not to mention all the upcoming stuff. There's lots of really exciting nude scenes coming up that we're tracking and celebrity nude scenes, and it just doesn't end, which is great, great for business, but there's so much. I would think for me, looking at so many photos and so many, like, masters of cinematography and everything, that you would have a really good eye, know how to compose a picture, and be able to put a Mr. Ten's top nude. Mr. Ten's or Mr. Skin's? Oh, Mr. Skin's. Mr. Skin's top. He's giving you a new name. Mr. Skin's top ten. Yeah, I wish I was Mr. Ten. Mr. Ten. Mr. Skin's top ten nudes that you've personally and shot and brought to the world. I mean... No, that's cool. I mean, it's a great idea. I just think that, I've been pretty successful with this way of doing it, and maybe that would work, maybe it wouldn't, but I think I went down the right path with MrSkin.com. How difficult was it to pick the top ten for the year? How hard was it? Yes, with so many. How many choices did you have? Well, you know, we did a... To give you an idea, we did a trailer that we show on the page where the top ten nude scenes of the year is, you know, just like a teaser trailer. It's like 45 seconds long. We had 30, 30 nude scenes in there, and they're all great, and that's just 30 we pulled out for the trailer. Like I said, because of so many different places, you could see Celebrity Nudity now. It's really difficult. I'm not complaining, but it's really difficult to track all this stuff, and yeah, it's really crazy. Like, we had this year, one was Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin. She came in at number two for the best nude scenes, and she stands there in front of a mirror. She plays an alien in this really weird art house movie, completely naked in front of the mirror. Nice. It was an amazing nude scene, but you think to yourself, okay, how can an A-list star like Scarlett Johansson, if she's standing in front of the mirror completely naked, how does that not make it the number one? But we had a scene from True Detective with Alexandra Daddario. That's the show on HBO with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey. Really good show. And she did a scene where she seduced Woody Harrelson where he was handcuffed and, you know, she took off all her clothes and she's an all-natural D-cup and she's beautiful and she showed everything and the scene goes on for quite some time. It was her first career nude scene. So all those things kind of factored in. Even though the scene came out in January, it made it as the best nude scene of 2014 for our website. You know, Mr. Skin, you make this sound like you have considerations for like Academy Awards on the way you talk about this. I mean, it's like it's so critical in how you make your decisions. I took my job very seriously. It's like you're almost like, you know, analyzing an NBA or a baseball or a football team. Yeah, let's go to the tape. Yeah. Is there an adult section, the top 10 adult that you've done also with our girls with toys? Well, you know what, I mean, as much as a fan, I have, I've always kind of stayed in the adult industry. I don't specialize in that. And it's, you know, I've always kind of stayed in the, our, you know, what we specialize in is our rated nudity for movies and television. But I think it would be great to do it. I mean, obviously, the AVN Awards is kind of like that. But I think a top 10 adult scenes would be awesome. Except it's just not my area of expertise. I got so much work to do to cover all this. I don't know if I could branch out into that and do it justice. You did a good, I looked myself up on Mr. Skin the other day. Oh. And you did a really good job. You brought up films that I forgot all about that I was naked in. Yeah, you were in, right, we feature, obviously you had an adult career, but we really went heavy with the concentrating on your mainstream films like The Devil's Rejects and, I mean, American Pie. That American Pie presents band camp you were in. I just got a check for that this morning. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Seven checks for that one. Hey, Mr. Skin, I think she wants to submit a new video about a... That would be fine. We'd love it. About a ping pong ball. We have tons of good ginger content that Mr. Skin and stuff that I think a lot of people wouldn't remember her doing, which is pretty cool. Yeah, I, as I said, remembered a lot when I went to the site. I forgot that I was in it. Yeah, like the Vice Academy movies you were in in the early 90s. I remember. Oh, those were so wonderful. They were so bad. They were brilliant. Yeah, that's exactly right. So bad, they're good. They were up on, was it USA Up All Night? Rhonda Shearer or something. Was that with her? Oh, yeah. Those were great. Yeah. One, two, and three. I was on the set for that. The second one. You were on the set for two? For number two. With Bimbo Cop. Mr. Skin, we want everyone to go to MrSkin.com. I want to thank you so much for coming on and to give us a little sneak peek into the top ten for this year. Thanks, Mr. Skin. But who's his number one? Ginger, thanks so much for having me. I always have such a fun time on your show. Thanks a lot. We love having you on, honey. Have a great holiday. Nice meeting you, Mr. Skin. Thank you. Bye. Bye-bye. All right, guys, where are you going to be? Barry, I can't read my own writing. Barry Keller, where are you going to be appearing? Any place in the local area that we can come and see you? Friday, I'll be at the Department of Children's Children's Services. Really? And I'll be at the Comedy Store on Friday night after that. I don't know. Wonderful. This Friday night, Barry Keller at the Comedy Store. Rick Izquierda. Hey, Ginger. Tonight, I'm at the Ice House, 8 o'clock, and then December 12th at the Ice House, Friday, December 12th, 8 o'clock. And where's the Ice House? The Ice House is in Pasadena, California. In Pasadena, California. Oh, I'm going to be in... Do you have people up in the Bay Area? We have people everywhere. I'm going to be at Tommy T's this weekend. Really? Pleasanton. I leave tomorrow to Sunday, so come to Pleasanton, California. Have a great time. Thank you. I want to thank everybody for coming in. I hope you guys were... What about Ro? ...entertained. Oh, I'm in Burbank tonight at Flapper's, and I'm at the Comedy Store on Saturday. I'm going to come and see you on Saturday at the Comedy Store. Yes, and tonight at Flapper's? Yes, I'm at Flapper's, 9.30. I'm headlining the 9.30 show. Yeah. What city is Flapper's in? Burbank. Burbank. I'm in the Yoo-Hoo room. Oh. Yoo-Hoo. Wow. Go and see all of these wonderful comedians. Thanks for listening, everybody. I hope you had... Always a crazy experience. ...as much fun as we did. Fun, fun. Bye. Have a nice day. Bye. Bye. ... ... ... Chicago