Criminal Hygiene performs, Josh Homme calls in

Hi, this is Jello Biafra. What should you rather have? A pint of booze if you're a recovering alcoholic or a pint of cacophony no matter what or who you are? Speak into the mic, bitch. Say that into the microphone. Keep on rockin' in the free world, and I mean rock, not hop-punk. Not indie-poo. Not middle-of-the-road, Miley Cyrus-y dreck. You're a freak with a microphone. Oh, my, my. Welcome to another episode of A Pint of Cacophony. My name is Dan Pacinello. This is Skid Row Studios. What's up, Alex? What's up? Nothing much. We got Criminal Hygiene in here today. Pretty stoked on that. I think they're just coming upstairs right now. They're gonna perform for us a little bit. They are. But, yeah, I'm super stoked. Tomorrow, what I'm really excited about is I'm gonna go... Have you heard of this sensory deprivation thing? It's like float. Yeah, I've actually heard about it. Float labs. That's gonna be fucking cool, man. Yeah, so... There's this guy in Venice Beach. His name's Crash. Crash? His name's Crash. The guy's name's Crash. One word. Oh, that's it. Yeah, I'm gonna go down there with Matt, actually, and then we're gonna talk to him a little bit, find out what it is about sensory deprivation, and then we're gonna float for two hours and have an experience and see what it's like. That's all good, but... What happened? We have a phone call, dude. Oh, cool. Who is it? I think it's... Throw him on. Josh Homme. What? Yeah. Hello? Hello. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. What's going on? Hey, hey. Not much, baby. How you doing? Is this Josh Homme? I'm angry here. You're angry? Just a little angry. Oh, God. A little angry, I said. Why? What are you angry about? I said I was having a Halloween party and you never called me and said, hey, how was your Halloween party? That's right. You had that concert on Halloween. How'd it go? I'm sorry we didn't call you. I hope you don't take offense to that. Oh, my God. It was fucking amazing, let me tell you. Yeah. It was. Yeah, it was. Three B's, let's call them, you know. Who? What? What do you fucking say? Three. Three B's. We had Blumpkin Carvin. You had Blumpkin Carvin? We had our Blumpkin pie. Blumpkin pie. And a little nosh afterwards. We had some Blumpkin seeds. And then. Everything Blumpkin. The wife and I. Blumpkin seeds. Uh-huh. For the misters, we made some PB and BJs. Oh, yeah. Of course you did, Hodge. Oh, yeah. All right, baby. What's going on? Oh, not much. Just hanging out. Just hanging out. You sound a little excited over there. Excited? You said it's just a word, baby. This is an experience. Oh, God. What's happening to you? God damn it. Woo. Woo. What happened? Oh, they're going fuller. That's deep. That's a deep one. What is happening? What are you? You got to have to walk us through what's going on. Hold on one second. It's courtesy. Courtesy, you know. Courtesy? What are you, courtesy flushing? Did you just fucking get a Blumpkin? I celebrate Halloween every day. Why? Why? What's with the Blumpkin, dude? You had to call us during a Blumpkin? Well, everybody knows I've been prophesied to die in the toilet. The toilet, you know. Your prophecy to die in the toilet? I don't understand. Why? I figured I might as well get blown while I'm doing it. Turns out that was already a thing. Yeah, it is already a thing. Oh, man. Is that all you wanted to fucking call us about, Josh? Well, what do you mean all I wanted to do? It was a joke, wasn't it? It was a joke, wasn't it? It was a joke, wasn't it? It was a joke, wasn't it? It was a joke, wasn't it? It was a joke, wasn't it? Homies left the building. Homies left the building. Oh, he hung up on us. Let's go to a song break here. We got some Twin Peaks coming your way, and then we're going to get criminal hygiene in here. It's good to see you alive. Yes, yes, yes. I don't know. Maybe this guy was on something. Maybe D hit him. Who knows? He was calling you the suspect. See? I don't know. Like I said, D hit him, so it wasn't me. Who's D? He's nuts. This guy is crazy. D what? Huh? D's nuts. D's nuts. She's got it. Watching the garden grow. Happy, happy days. Got it killed on my page. I lose. All the way. Watching the garden grow. Straight into the sky. Got a candle on my window. He keeps me warm at night. He's any time you're living. Watch out. Don't let it get you down. Now he's forever. That's right, girl. Don't let it get you down. And I'm sitting in the back of a limousine. Just going to a show Wishing you were here right next to me Oh, but you already know And I don't wanna let you Watch out, don't let it get you down And there will be no other There's nothing but don't let it get you down Oh yeah, make the rain fall Fall, fall, fall down Fall, fall, fall down Watching the garden grow Such a beautiful day It's raining through the window But I like it that way Watching the garden grow The color of your eyes is changing The season in God only knows why Baby, it's all together I'm coming home Watch out, don't let it get you down Nothing is forever There's nothing but don't let it get you down Oh yeah, make the rain fall Fall, fall, fall down Fall, fall, fall down Fall, fall, fall down Name a place on your body That attracts the most people It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign It's a sign a sign Can we keep up the good times? Just don't let me down You get nervous every time that I come around Take the good with the bad Or get out of my town Bring your pictures on my wall Don't forget it I'll just let it burn I'll just let it burn How many times do I have to tell you When will you ever learn? I'll just let it burn guitar solo guitar solo The night I left we had just met And you were full of concern She was wet in my bedroom My stomach was turned Is it love? Is it lust? Girl, I'll just never learn Just back off, walk away And watch me live it I'll just let it burn I'll just let it burn How many times do I have to tell you When will you ever learn? I'll just let it burn guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo I'll just let it burn I'll just let it burn How many times do I have to tell you When will you ever learn I'll just let it burn Wow, you have enormous penis syndrome? I've never heard of that. Yeah, that's the problem with EPS, lack of awareness. That's why I'm organizing a 10K fun run. Of course, many of us will need wheelbarrows. The bottom panel curtain's disrupting. The face, the peace, and the past Even before they were constructed Gary said it was built to last While the country daddy's commissioned Because there's a stronger storm every fall No one left to climb when the ocean rises Higher than the Kevlar walls Oh, here's taking over Here's taking over Here's taking over Here's taking over This big place is magnetous, Bolton Interfines, never bows No one has permission from no one Well, no one has permission from no one No one else, the folks in Bilbao Riot fighters huddled, conspiring Rust in the rock away snow Japanese flea buzz beneath our feet The screeching midnight thunder below Me it bends like a wire Soon to inspire Steel cycle structures And dreams falling over Fear taking over Fear's taking over Fear's taking over It's a fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast Hey, Dan. Yeah? It's criminal hygiene. I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! Forget what you said. I don't need a bed. I'm loaded on Monday. Forget what you said. Something unkind has explicit in my mind. Dan, I love you so much. Guess how much? As much as I love fish eggs? Don't be ridiculous. But I do love you enough to call Hoagland and Fuquay LLP when you get arrested. Because we all know that's going to happen eventually. How would that help me? You better cover my bail. Trust me. The attorneys at Hoagland and Fuquay LLP have your back. Whether it's a DUI or drug-related. They got you. Sounds bodacious. Getting in trouble with the law is never an easy thing to deal with. The constant stress over how to get past your sticky situation doesn't have to completely overcome you. The law offices of Hoagland and Fuquay LLP focus on DUI and criminal defense. They will help your case with less of a headache. Contact Hoagland and Fuquay LLP at 626-309-9977. If you're facing any criminal arrest charges, they can help. If your case is drug-related, a DUI, or if you've been charged for something of a more serious nature, just visit their website at www.hoaglandfuquay.com or call 626-309-9977. Hoagland and Fuquay LLP serves anywhere in California, including Los Angeles, San Diego, and Orange County. Welcome back to A Panic in Coveney. My name is Dan Pachanillo. I got criminal hygiene here again. What's up, dudes? Bummer. How are you guys doing? Not so bad. Fair. Getting there. Fair. Got your rolling rocks. Yeah, the fridge broke, so we put your beer in a trash bag. Yeah, it was genius. A bunch of ice. I already noted that earlier. First, it was in... It was in its own box. I was looking for my phone charger, which I realized I left in the van. But then I was looking by the fridge, and there was this plastic, blue, transparent plastic trash bag with a rolling rock box in it full of ice and beer. That's genius. I called both of them over, and I was like, yeah, look at this. That's class. That's impressive. It is class. It's almost as good as crack. We have tons of presents for you guys today. I forgot the rest downstairs. We'll get them later. Oh, the trove. All right, all right. So, you guys were here fucking February, I think? Probably. Last time you were on this show? I don't remember being here. It's been quite a few months. Yeah, we know. What you guys been up to? You guys been playing a whole lot. Yeah, touring a lot. Touring. You guys leaving tomorrow for a tour, aren't you? Yeah. Uh-huh. What's that all about? Playing some music for some folks? Yeah, that's the thing. You drive around, play music in different cities. Lose money. Well, I got your list right here. You got Santa Ana, Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco, Portland. You're going up to Vancouver, Seattle. You're going all over the place. Yeah. Hopefully, my grandma will come to the show again in Seattle. You think so? She's a saint. That'd be cool. I think Boise's going to be the best one. You guys stoked about Boise? Are there any dates on this tour that you guys haven't hit yet? Like locations? Yeah, Boise, Vancouver, and Salt Lake City. Spokane. Nice. You guys got a van? Jeremy, Spokane. What you cruising in? What's criminal hygiene in? We were just out by the van. That's what we were standing by? That's what we were. We were just looking at that van. We went downstairs to stand in the parking lot. That was our van you peed on. Look at the van. You showed me your gas mask in front of my van. It's true. There is a gas mask. Oh, my God, Dan. Let me see your fucking gas mask. It's a real good making model. Got it at a discount. You guys just had a single come out on October 23rd, Turpentine. Oh, yeah. That's true. Yeah, tell us about that. Can we still get it? I got it for free that one day. I saw it. The free is over. The free is over? It's over. Now we're trying to get Turpentine. It's not even available for pay anymore. It's coming out on vinyl in January, probably. Right on. Possibly a little bit early. Is that new material or is that from the Withdrawal EP sessions? No, it's brand new. Is there a whole? It's recorded brand new. We've been playing it for a while. But that... Is this part of a batch you guys are working on? Yeah. Or tracking at least? Yeah, well, this was something we got to do. We got this studio called Sonora Studios, which is in Silver Lake, I think. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. So we got to record that and then a cover of Devo's Uncontrollable Urge. Nice. Which we're recording where those both are coming out on the 7-inch. So it's going to be... That'll be a lot of fun. Yeah. It will be fun. But I think we're going to re-record Turpentine for the actual album, though. Right on. Yeah. So how's the studio with you guys? How are you guys working in there? You guys got trash bags full of beer and shit? We were only in there once. It was like a four-hour... Four-hour thing. Track live? Yeah. Very much so. Yeah. And then we did some overdubs at our house. Right on. For a little couple... I mean, it is what it is. We do most of the stuff in our practice place. Is that how the last one was recorded? The EP? That was at our house, actually. That was at our house. It sounds great. I really like the way it sounds. It's tight and clean. That's because Fiore went to school for that. You went to school for that shit, dude? Yeah. He knows more things than us. Interesting. I know some stuff. I know things. Some stuff. My professors would be proud. Look at me now. Having a beer on my fucking show. Right on. So you guys are going to play for us a little bit later. But Alex, he wants to challenge you guys with some shit. I guess he wants to test your knowledge. Hey, Alex, go fuck yourself behind that glass boot. Yeah. You want to challenge us behind it? You fucking... Isn't it always going to be an us versus him just because of the window? What? Just because of the window. He kind of reminds me of Dave Jay. Yeah, he's a little bit of Dave Jay. Except for he's not asleep. Not asleep. You're awake. That's a good thing. And your sideburns are growing. Thank you. I don't know how to respond to that. Are you Jewish? No, I'm not. Oh, yeah. That's a big difference. Yeah. That's too bad. That's money. All right. So we have... Any fucking way. We have a game. Dan versus Criminal Hygiene. Classic rock trivia. Since last time Fiore came in here and sang some Roger Daltrey to us, he sang The Who. I did? You were yelling into my microphone pretending to be Roger. Roger Daltrey. That's a treat. I don't recall that. I don't recall that. You asked me, who the fuck are you? Like you were singing it. Who the fuck are you? Did I do that? Yeah. That was like our first exchange. Well, this game... Well, you know... Right there. Yeah, exactly. With the skadooshes. Skadooshes. I'm not the only one that says that. Write it off. Yeah, but you guys are both 50 years old, so that's why. It's a generational thing. All right. So this game's called Sunshine of Your Trivia. Sunshine of your trivia, man. Ron Van Dam versus Criminal Hygiene. Fight! All right. So, Dan. That's cool. Yes. That is pretty cool. That's a good sound effect. Mortal Kombat? Mortal Kombat. Yes, it is Mortal Kombat. Great game. Thank you. All right. So we have buzzers, right? My buzzer is I'm just going to scream my name, Dan. Your name is your buzzer. If I know the answer. You guys need a buzzer. We're just going to yell. Something audible. Seven. Seven? Yeah. Seven's cool. Seven's cool. All right. Seven is the number. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. So question number one. Oh, wait. There's punishments. Oh, there is? Are you going to tell us what the game is? Or we did that? You just say we have to say it. Music trivia. It's trivia. If you know the answer, you yell your name. You say the answer. Oh, Jonathan. Can we just scream the answer? No, not your name. We have to say seven? My name's not Jonathan. Yeah, because it's you versus me. Okay. I think. Can any of us answer? Yeah. Dan. All right. God, damn it, Dan. Okay. So question. Oh, Dan. How do I know you don't know all the answers already? This is fucking. I don't know the fucking answers. He does not know the answers. You. Oh, I know what this is. Can we play the game? Yes, we can play the game. Question number one. Wait, hold on. Where's Cheyenne? I need her in the room with me. Why? Because I have her list of punishments. Cheyenne, Cheyenne. Where are you, Cheyenne? I saw her putting on some leather chaps outside. Well, never mind. She was. Get in here. So question number one. Ready? Yes, I'm ready, man. Okay. What was in the first. The first number one. Seven. You got to answer. Seven. Green. Nope. All right. What was the first number one song that was playing at the time for more than four minutes? 1964. The first number one hit that. That was longer than four minutes. Yes. 1964. Dan. Wait, is there like a. Sorry, can I ask first? Do we have like a time limit on? No. He just said he knows it though. All right, go for it. What do you got? I don't know if I know. Is it White Room? No. Damn it. 1964, dude. Come on. That's 68. Oh, wait. Wheels of Fire. Seven. Yeah, seven. It's a Bob Dylan song. Nope. Fuck my ass. So the answer is The Animals. Oh, shit. That's pretty cool. Okay. So we both. So we both suck. Let's see what Cheyenne. Yeah, we do. Prepared for us. Let's see. Let's see. Okay, we'll do this one later. But I got throw balls at Cheyenne. I mean, not Cheyenne. It says Joaquin here. You guys. Throw some balls at him. You got. Yeah. Throw it at him. Now. Oh, shit. These are cameraman. All right. Number two. Number two. I like this game. Okay. So who fired Jimi Hendrix from his band in 1965 for missing the bus? Seven. Yeah, seven. James Brown. No. Shit. Oh, shit. Oh, that was a good guess. That was a good guess. Play with James. Yeah. I don't know. Then I got nothing, dude. Give me the year. 65 1965. Oh, shit. I don't know from his sorts of persons. But yes. Yeah, he was playing with. He played a lot of people though. 65. It was Little Richard. Oh, Little Richard. Yes. Little Richard. Both of you. Punishments. The punishments. Let's see. Describe the most embarrassing. Occasion. You got a boner in public. Seven. We're going back in time. Now. Well, I can actually I might have seen start. Yeah, go for it. Why did you see somebody's boner? You just what just happened? You know, he turned his mic off. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm going to go ahead and let bird turn my mic on. No, no, no. My board. I've turned his mic on my he's got a fan behind his face. Wait, what every times he turns his mic on you hear that noise? Wait, are you talking about Laguna? For him? I don't remember. What's that? Talking about? They're talking about their bonus. They're trying to figure out which one to say. A nice woman. By the name of D. No, that's not a public boner. Well, you didn't actually get a boat sheet. All right, let's move on. Let's get no, you need a public boner story. Give us right now. Right now. Right now. That's pretty fucking embarrassing. I'm not embarrassing. I'm just trying to think of when I had one here. Let my free flex. I haven't had a boner in like four years, man. Oh, I'm proud of my public boners. Well, when are they? And what are they? My favorite ones were the ones like in middle school. Yeah, middle school. No reason boners and no reason boner and like you get called up to the front of class to do something on the board and like shit. You got a boner. You got to awkwardly walk between the aisles and not poke people in the shoulder with your dick system. And I everyone at your school is really short. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Next question. All right. The next question. Who was the first act to perform at Woodstock in 1969? I know Richie Haven. Yes. I'm going to hide you. Damn. Damn. What? Next question. Yes, please. Okay. The next question. Let's see. Oh, this is for you, Dan. For me? Yes. For you. Specifically? Yes. For you. No. Well, for everybody. But I dedicate this question for you. I gotta make things so complicated. Who is the session guitar player for Tom Jones in? It's not. Unusual. Holy shit. Dude, I don't know. That's a... What? You don't know? Is it Jimmy Page? Yes. What? Jimmy Page. That's pretty fucking cool. I knew that. I knew that. Yeah. That's pretty fucking cool. It's not unusual for Fjord to get that question. No, I know it. That is unusual. That's pretty sweet. Okay. This is an easy one. Who was the singer for Jefferson Airplane? Oh, Seven. Seven. Grace Slick. Yes. Wow. I thought he was going to ask for like the dude. I thought it was a trick question. No. Well, he could have. Yeah. I could have gone both ways. He's amazing. He usually does go both ways. Should we go one more? Should we fuck two more? So right now we're winning, right? Yeah, you're kicking my ass pretty bad. All right. That's what the gas mask's for. We are nerds, man. Cheyenne wants to ask a question. Okay. So here's Cheyenne. Yo, what's up, girl? What's Cheyenne's question? Cheyenne. What was the name of Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley's band before Kiss? What was the name of their band before Kiss? You have to know that. How do I not know this? We don't know this. How do I not know this? Yeah, I know. Was it the Jonathan Jonathans? Nope. Oh, man. Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons. Yeah. They're band before Kiss. Before Kiss. Yes. I don't know about life before Kiss. It's called, what's love got to do with it? No, it's called Wicked Lester. Wicked Lester? That was disgusting. Yep. Wow. That is pretty disgusting. And they became Kiss. Oh, you know they were bad, right? Gene Simmons looks like his name should be Lester. You need another beer? Well, you guys kicked my ass, so I guess this was the punishment for the loser. We're going to put criminal hygiene socks in the gas mask, and someone's got to wear it for like 20 seconds. Oh. Socks? Mic socks? Oh. Your band socks. My socks? I do. You don't want them. Fill it up, dude. They're loving this. We're going to go to a song break, and we'll do this at the top of the next. The bag's leaking. This is dark. Listen to them go. Am I actually putting my socks in there? Yeah, put your socks in there. Oh, that sucks. Just one sock each. Oh, one sock each? One sock each. I have not washed mine in a couple of days. This is going to suck ass. Oh, my God. I just got back from camping last night at about 2 in the morning. I'll smell them. They just came out of the wash. No, no. Put them in there. We'll deal with them later. My foot. You just touched it, too. That's gross, too. Joaquin, are you going to put it on? Oh, dude. Is that everybody's? Oh, this is going to fucking blow. We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16. Your penis. It was a big face, wasn't it? It was a big face, wasn't it? It was a big face, wasn't it? It was a big face, wasn't it? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, Colleen. Hey, Colleen. Got a great ass. So do you, Pilgrim. Thank you, Russ. It was a pleasant ride. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. It was a pleasant ride, Russ. No more you You and all your friends Now we're in I know I can't fight I think you're mine I think you're mine You tell me lies All of the time We still like blue skies Sacrifice and shine From history Darkness to pain I know I can't fight I think you're mine I think you're mine You tell me lies All of the time You and all your friends Now we're in It's a shame What's the soup, DeJuler? That's the soup of the day. Criminal hygiene. Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that. You want a Pepsi, kid? You're going to have to pay for it. Oh, some of us have nothing to show, yeah. I'm shaking. I wasn't nervous before. Talking fast. It was a mess, wasn't it? It was a mess, wasn't it? It was a mess, wasn't it? It was a mess, wasn't it? It was a mess, wasn't it? I did it, I did it, I did it I got criminal heartache I got blood on my teeth I got criminal heartache I got blood on my teeth I got criminal heartache I got blood on my teeth I got a criminal heartache I got blood on my teeth I got a criminal heartache I got blood on my teeth I got a criminal heartache I got blood on my teeth Welcome. Welcome back to A Pine Nook in Confidence. My name is Dan Pacinello. And you guys, you guys are criminal hygiene. Nah. Nah. We used to be. You used to be. So you guys are all set up here. We got two guitars and drums for the first time on the show. You guys gonna play a couple songs? Yeah, a couple hits. What do you want to start with? Just do a F. F. Probably Withdrawn. Okay. This one's called Withdrawn. This one's called Withdrawn. the same. My friends are in jail and the fear's gone stale. Somehow I can smile. In this room I'll pick up a broom and sweep away the time. We're strong from everything I've never known. We're strong from everything and everyone. We're strong. My pockets have holes, so do my soles. Walking from the bar, I'm still drinking in the hope that you're bringing your face to the show. My friends are in jail and the fear's gone stale. I'll pick up a broom and sweep away the time. We're strong from everything I've never known. We're strong from everything and everyone. We're strong. We're strong. When I'm sitting in this colonial place, I can relax and enjoy my own space. Space. That's my bag. With a strong, from everything I never was With a strong, from everything I never was With a strong, from everything I never was With a strong, from everything I never was It was a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame, a shame Nice, guys. That's fucking awesome. It sounds so, not like crazy different, but like broken down like that song still rocks. Let me get you a mic. What we do in the acoustic sessions is we swing it, and then we play. It's all in the wrong notes. That's the difference. Are we in tune? No, we are. I played the wrong chord. There's your microphone. Oh, hi. There you go. Now we can hear you. Hi. I realized I didn't do the punishment with your socks, so before these things get, I don't know. Aired out? Yeah, aired out. I'm going to go ahead and put that on while you guys get ready. We're ready. He's putting on a gas mask full of our socks. Yeah, this is a gas mask full of your guys' socks. You guys kicked my ass in trivia. Yeah, but the fortunate thing is I get to see where that. It's not on you. And I don't have to wear shoes. Yeah, it's true. We're all barefoot in here all alone. I'm trying to organize it in the gas mask, so it's like actually in my face. Gaze me. That's gross. This is really gross. All your socks are very, very fucking damp. Moist. Moist. Sounds like we're out of tune. It does. Yeah, here he is. That is fucking god awful. That is gross. That is god awful. That is fucking obnoxious. Terrible. All right, well, this is going to be a tune. It doesn't really matter. It's fine. Fuck it. Cool. What song is this? This is going to be Turpentine. Turpentine? Yeah. Turpentine. Turpentine. This is the one that you guys released for free for that. Yeah. All right, right on. Are we good to go? Yeah, we're good to go. All right. We're waiting attentively. We're waiting attentively. We're waiting attentively. It was a fast one, wasn't it? It was fast, wasn't it? It was fast, wasn't it? It was fast, wasn't it? It was fast, wasn't it? It cuts me right down the line To drink up and turn the tide Swing to the other side The hand that cannot decide The three words that sound so absurd guitar solo Find me out in space Or find me It's a shame It's a shame Here at the bar And sometimes I can't erase The mess I Made in the car Swing to the other Side The hand that cannot Decide The three little words That sound so absurd Fuck yeah That sounded great Even if you were out of tune I dug that Completely Yeah definitely that's great So you guys want to take Requests is that what's going on Let's do it Alex what do you want to hear I want to hear some T-Rex Little planet queen Or little Metal guru Little planet queen Which has a dream Is my planet Planet queen The words That say I am too great To let my planet Planet queen It's alright I'm switching On! Fire in the stars So take me away Give me a daughter It's alright Love is what you want Fire in the stars So take me away Give me a daughter Sound like that Yeah It was a joke So I went down, Christmas Eve. I went down to the landlady. She said, you're getting evicted. I said, why? She said, come on, boy. You got 27 police reports. I said, but I'm tired. I'm tired from throwing too many fucking parties. And she said, that don't concern me. As long as I get the rent before I kick your ass out. And I said, fuck. It all set in. We're getting evicted. So I went down to the gold room. Actually, fuck the gold room. I went down to the shortstop. Barkeep came over and said, what do you want? I said, I want to get drunk. He said, why? I said, I'm getting fucked. I'm fucking evicted, man. I said, look, man. Give me something I can drink. I said, listen here. This is what I want. I want. Two. One. Two. Three. I want bourbon. I want scotch. I want beer. Oh, I ain't seen nothing since I got addicted. I want to drink. I want to get drunk. I said, give me the rocks. Don't give me no bullshit. I want to get high, man. I want to get drunk. I want bourbon. I want scotch. I want beer. It was a joke, wasn't it? It was a joke, wasn't it? It was a joke, wasn't it? I stumbled home It's only Dustin home I opened the fridge I said hey man Where's that 12 pack I bought earlier He said Oh that was yours I drank it all Fuck you Dustin You owe us a 30 rack You son of a bitch So I walked back to the bar 10 minutes before close I said what What time is it He said clock on the wall Says 1.50 Glass cone Alcohol I walked While burning What's got That baby I said I ain't seen My baby since I've been I'm getting evicted And I don't give a shit I'm gonna move to another place And I'll go far We can't get rid of us We're getting pretty dark Oh yeah That was fucking awesome That's probably my new favorite rendition of that shit That was fucking great guys Again that's a true story We have to go on a song break for time But we'll be right back And say goodbye to you fellas I just want to get my own Stuck down there Like 127 hour style And then And then I'll just cut it for days I don't care I'll cut through the bone The nerve Schmidt! I won't be a sedentary man all my life I won't be a sedentary man all my life But I'm coming, I'm coming I'm coming, I'm coming I won't be a sedentary man all my life I won't be a sedentary man all my life But I'm coming, I'm coming I'm coming, I'm coming I'm coming, I'm coming I'm coming, I'm coming It's a shame, shame, shame It's a shame, shame, shame It's a shame, shame, shame It's a shame, shame, shame It's a shame, shame, shame It's a shame, shame, shame Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be winter soon, and criminal hygiene will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And Cheyenne will be beating Anthony, and the whistle in the summer barley in the lower fields. And eating the first of the strawberries with the mayonnaise. Do you remember the taste of strawberries, Dan? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. All the little ones in the kitchen. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. All the little ones in the kitchen. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. Yeah, they come around, yeah, they come around. guitar solo That's gonna be us in a couple seconds, Alex. Welcome back to A Pine of Cacophony. My name's Dan Pacinello. Thanks. Dan Pacinello. My name is Dan. We're pink. Thanks for being here at Criminal Hygiene. Thanks for performing for us. Thank you. And I know you wanted to shave us, but I'm sorry that we're little bitches. No, I mean. We're out of time here. That doesn't mean we're out of time back at the barn. We got out for another month and a half. All right. So, we're gonna be back. So, we got a habanero pepper here that me and Alex are gonna split. We already cut it in half. That last song was by the Cosmonaut. We're actually gonna try and sing that last song after we eat this fucking god-awful red pepper. That's Annie Uribe's solo project from Cherry Glazer. Her solo project called My Dad Doesn't Tip. All right. You think you can do it? Yeah, I'm ready. Are you ready, Alex? Yeah, I'm ready. So, you guys are gonna play Raid, and we're gonna try and sing this shit. Ready? One, two, three. Oh, man. Go for it, please. Wait. Let it burn a little bit. Let it burn a little bit. Chew it. Don't try to take out the seeds. It's funnier from the man behind the glass. All right. Let's do it. Isn't that bad? Carry on, bird. Oh, it's getting better. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. I got the hiccups. Come on, Dan. I can't do it. It's working. It's working. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty.