Stonefeather interview, news rundown, Snake Game

I like it. You guys just went with it. That's our band Stonefeather. They're in the house tonight. We are glad to have them in studio right here in the Sarcastic News Live show. My name is Justin Cross. I'm coming at you live from the Skid Row Studios right here in the heart of LA's $5 ATM surcharge district. It's true. It's true. You go in a gas station and there's no... It's not like they have a Wells Fargo or a Bank of America that would charge you a normal surcharge. It's always these random-ass ATMs that say, like, $6, you know? You got to buy, like, a lotto ticket with it. Like I said, our guest tonight, Stonefeather. Very talented band. Excited. They're based right here in LA, right? That's right. I was listening to some of their music, and they're not only musically talented, but funny and entertaining. And those music videos are very provocative. Thank you. I saw a lot of stomach and nipples. That's what we're going for. We're working on a full penetration video. You can do it right here in the studio. They actually do the DP... Well, they do DPs in here, too. DPs, yeah. There's a lot of Saran rap involved in the studio. As we start every show tonight, though, it's time for our sarcastic news rundown. And now for the news. I think I'm Tom Prokop. Our top story, racist LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling. Sterling is pregnant. Oh! I'm kidding, of course. Old racist owners can't have babies, just large beer guts. Dude, his beer gut is amazing. It's very... It's like a basketball in there. Did you see? There's like a stock photo of him just holding it, you know? I think he stores his gold in there. Seriously. But not his gold heart, that's for sure. If you've been following the news at all, I'm sure you've heard that Sterling wanted his girlfriend to do this. I will remove all of the black people from my Instagram. You said that before. You said, I understand. I did remove the people that were independently on my Instagram that are black. Then why did you start saying that you didn't? You just said you didn't remove them. You didn't remove them. I didn't remove Matt Kemp and Magic Johnson. Why not? I thought Matt Kemp is mixed, and he was okay, just like me. First of all... He's okay. I just like the line here. He's okay. He's got a little Mexican in him. If you're Mulatto, you're good, you know? It's like she listened to a lot of Nirvana growing up, okay? Like, Mulatto, that's cool. By the way, I've also removed Matt Kemp and Magic Johnson from my Instagram feed. Not because Magic's black and Matt Kemp is mixed, but because they were never there in the first place, and I'm not popular. First of all, obviously this is a terrible conversation, and the sentiment doesn't belong anywhere in society. Second, here's what I'm not gonna... The mixed-race mistress girlfriend setting him up is one grade... Just the acting is one grade below, like, porn star acting, right? But I thought Matt Kemp is mixed, and he was okay, just like me. He's lighter and whiter than me. I met his mother. That was like someone when you're on, like, the law commercials where they're just, like, reading, like, I was in an accident, and I got a lot of money. I like when she threw in the little zinger, like, I met his mother, like, well, you're going off script there. His mother is the white one, so she's all right. Sterling. Now, in fairness, the man is 80 years old, and I don't think that he could even see the cue card she was reading off of. But I think we can all agree this was big news, but the biggest news this week was this. We do have some breaking news, Justin, or should I say heartbreaking news? What? No! Heartbreaking. I'm just guessing it must be something from the Ukraine or the Middle East or some terrible incident at a school or this. I don't know. For legions of women who fantasize that somehow they might end up marrying the dazzling George Clooney. Sorry, ladies. Looks like it's official. The seemingly eternal bachelor appears to be off the market. God damn it. Oh my God, Matt Clooney! That's why we're doing this whole music thing? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Whoa! Apparently, apparently the most eligible bachelor is now Eric Feldstein, everybody. Eric Feldstein. He's in the building. It's confirmed. It's confirmed. He's wearing his best wife beater today, so. Good. Hey, it's laundry week. It's a prank. You're not, hey, I got nowhere to talk here. Turquoise. I literally smell like a rubber tire right now. Awful. Wow. So, okay, now this is going to be a little boring for you guys, but today, Republican senators rejected, a Democratic proposal to raise the federal minimum wage to $10.10 per hour. Or as I like to put it, more than I made in the first six years out of college. Thanks, Florida State. The proposal was blocked by Republicans who argue that this could cost the country a Congressional Budget Office estimated 500,000 jobs by 2016. Of course, the CBO report also states that an increase in the minimum wage would move 900,000 people above the poverty threshold and increase average real estate. 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That's right. Why? Why give people working at a fast food restaurant more money to sit on the phone and text? I mean, with that extra cash, they may actually be able to pay their cell phone bill, which is only which could only lead to more texting. But I've just and I just say this to Republicans as a cautionary tale. I was watching the movie Waiting the other day and well, just watch for people. We should probably feel guilty, but she broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck with people that handle your food. That's right. Don't fuck with people who handle your food. That's a good point. Now, I don't know if you guys caught this in Walmart. They're actually looking to add auto insurance policies to their litany of crap being sold. Auto insurance. That's right. High quality insurance. Well, here's their philosophy. A Walmart spokesman actually said this, quote, as a company, insurance just seems like a natural transition. Since most of the stuff we sell usually breaks. That's that. That made up for the last bit. So I'm sorry. We got a great show for you guys. We got Stonefeather in the house tonight. We got Jenny Guzman in the back. We've got we've got more cast of characters over there, too. So I'm excited. I'm excited. We've got Jeremy. Yeah, he's lurking back there. The new guy. These guys are making it. The deal. I sound so good. Is he a new guy? I can't. I can't hear you. I wasn't on the air. You're a big part of the show. So I noticed you. By the way, I noticed you could tell Eric and I were wearing like he was wearing a wife beater and I was just smelly because you put pine cones on the door. I had to put those in right before just because I knew you guys were coming in here. Coming in hot. Yeah. Yeah. Well, these guys are ready to do. Like just a completely nude music video. So I don't know if they can use the Skid Row Studios for that. But I mean, it's Jeremy's call. Maybe we could do it right now. We just have to bring in an ATM machine. Oh, it's good. Nice. She's good. With that, we we're going to welcome Eric, Dave and Ian from Stone Feather based right here in Los Angeles. And they're going to be playing their first song for us as we go to our first break here. And what is this one called for the audience? This one's called Fields. And it's going to be on our new EP. Fields on their new EP. And we're going to be talking to them and talking about their new their new EP coming out and more stuff. But here it is right now. Stone Feather with Fields. Oh. Oh. Here she goes. Here she goes. Here she goes. Here she goes. Here she goes. Here she goes. Here she goes. Here she goes. Now I'm running through the field of your love. Set me free. Set me free, yeah. Set me free in the field. Set me free. Set me free, yeah. Set me free in the field of your love. Now I'm running, running wild with you. And the skies above. Are so blue. And I'm free. Now I'm free, yeah. Now I'm free in the field. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free. Now I'm free in the field of your love And I'm free, now I'm free, yeah Now I'm free in the field Now I'm free, now I'm free, yeah Now I'm free in the field of your love Now I'm free, now I'm free, yeah Stone Feather with Fields right there. That's on their new EP coming out. Yeah. And when is that going to be coming out? Probably July. We're recording it right now in Eric's bedroom. Recorded three songs today in Eric's bedroom. Three drum tracks today. A lot happens in Eric's bedroom, huh? Nice. A lot. A lot happens. That is awesome. Well, we've got a lot more coming up with Stone Feather in just a few minutes. But we do this little thing. It's called, it's very popular. So I mean... Sweeping the nation. Hashtag sweeping the nation. And it's called What's Happening in Your Neighborhood. Here it is. Hmm. Yeah. Clever. Yeah. You get it? Arcade fire. Indeed. Eric knows what's going on. He plays this in his bedroom. Oh, man. The other Eric's like, I also play that in my bedroom. Most eligible man out there. First of all, before we get... I want to kick this off and just... I want to... You guys are big sports fans. A lot of musicians that come into the studio aren't sports fans. I get it, you know? But I got to kind of put you guys on the spot real quick and just get your take real fast on the Donald Sterling situation. I think it's a tragedy, man. I mean, I don't think... I think it's, you know, the Lifetime ban was the right move. I think force that guy to sell because that kind of personality doesn't belong in the league. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, you know, almost all the players are black. You can't have some racist, rich old asshole running a team. It's about bringing people together. You know, sports is something that brings people together, just like music. And if you have someone who owns, you know, a team that doesn't believe that, then there's no room for them. Absolutely. Just get rid of them. I heard there's a chance that Magic Johnson might... Wouldn't that be... Oprah, baby. Wouldn't that be something? Yeah, I heard Oprah today, too. Really? Yeah. Oprah. Oprah. Just throw some of her gold. I was going to say... Tablets. You get the Clippers. You get the Clippers. Well, now it's almost like people... It seems almost like they're going to auction. I mean, this seems like everybody wants the Clippers right now. It's a big deal, yeah. I just got a sports update real quick. Yeah. Because we're talking sports. I'm a Kings fan. Yeah. Eric and I are from Buffalo. We're big hockey fans. Unfortunately, right now, it's Sharks 1 Kings. Bullshit! I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. No. The only thing I'll say about that is he goes, you know, Big Kings, Big Kings. Big Kings fan from Buffalo. And then he said... I thought he said, Eric and I are big cocky fans. That's what I heard, too. Huge cocky fans. We're full of ourselves. We're both really cocky assholes. Dave. Dave. Watch your mouth. I'm sorry. I can't say cock. I apologize. Dave has gotten in a little trouble. Of course you can. I can't be saying bad words on the air. I'm sorry about that. Internet radio, baby. Oh, well, good. No worries. Dave got dogged by his mom. Oh, really? My parents. They're probably watching right now. Shout out to the Rundells. Shout out to the parents. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You have good parents, you know? Because you know you have good parents, though, when they, you know, tell you what's wrong. You know? When you tell your... Hey, you're fucking up. You're talking about cocks? You're talking about pussy? You're talking about trannies? You're talking about jacking off? I don't understand this. What are you doing? So I love them and shout out to them. That's great. Well, yeah. Big shout out. Big, big shout out to your family. And you guys, are all your family, do they know about this? Do they know you guys are on air tonight? Yeah. They're watching, listening at home? Of course. Yeah. Sweet. I hope so. Awesome. Well, big shout out. But I want to know, Jake the Snake, what happened in your neighborhood this week? Well, my story this week comes from both of our old stomping grounds of Tallahassee, Florida. Where our beloved quarterback, Jameis Winston, has been cited, given a citation for shoplifting crab legs out of a local supermarket. By the way, I just want to point out, you guys do realize this is really just a sports show. You saw what happened when I tried to do it. That's what's happening. That's a political joke. I had to deal with an entire day's worth of terrible crab-related puns online. It was a mess. Anyway, this whole thing, it's going to obviously blow over very quickly. He has to do like 20 hours of community service, and then it's done, basically. But my question to the gang here tonight, and be honest, Feldy, have you ever shoplifted anything, stolen anything? And if so, what was it? Wow. Well, first of all... I don't think I've... I don't think I've purposely done it. I think I've accidentally done it. I mean that. I'm serious. Was it Alaskan crab legs as well? It was... It was... No. No. I don't go with Alaskan. I'm not that... He's not that highfalutin, okay? All right? I'm not Jameis, right? I go for Maine. That's where I get my crab legs. But I got crabs. Don't get me wrong. In general. I actually heard that crabs are going extinct. Really? Yeah, because people are like shaven. So like... It's not even a joke. Wow. Wow. That was... That's an endangered skin. I didn't see that coming. They're endangered, but they're not dead. They're not totally dead. They're still alive. And Jake's like, I'm keeping them alive. Wow. I don't know. Anybody else? Eric, have you? Never taken anything? Keltstein? I mean, I don't steal per se. Oh, thanks. Sorry. I was just testing it. Random crying baby sound effect. I've never stolen anything because I think stealing is wrong, honestly, from the bottom of my heart. Good man. I am guilty of eating donuts in the grocery store. Oh, yeah. And shopping. And just shopping. Oh, yeah. You eat the donut. That's what I do. You go to check out and you're like, oh, I forgot about the donut. I do the same thing. So, you know, donut here and there. You know, I think they don't even care. They don't. Because you're walking around, you know, you feel good. You want to buy more stuff. Yeah. A donut cost them like two cents. I remember when I was... I ran cross country at Florida State and my coach, I was a freshman and I was... You ever do this where you stand at the soda line, the fountain, and you like drink and then you refill? Yeah. And you refill again. And you basically like just keep doing it. And she goes... Or my coach, Raymond, he's like, yo, cross. He goes, hey, cut it out. So, her sips a lot. And... Wow. Wow. And from there, I hated him. That's great. Come on, man. That's great. You said before I was 18, me and my friend would go to the local bookstore and we would steal porn magazines because that was... Nice. Wait, at the bookstore? Like a Barnes and Noble? Yeah, like a Barnes and Noble. They have porn at Barnes and Noble? Well, they did back then. I remember actually... That was a lot cooler Barnes and Noble than I've been to. That's a lot cooler story than my story. First of all, Ian, you're a creep. Yes. Second of all, I know what you're talking about, though, because I remember walking to a Barnes and Noble back where we're from in Florida and I walked into the bathroom and I remember seeing like the stall and just seeing like a couple of just hardcore pornographic magazines, like just sitting down. Nobody was in there. Somebody was clearly in there prior to this. I don't remember that at all. Somebody was looking at you through the floor. Well, we didn't go together. I should have gone to more bookstores. No shit. Should have read more, period, but neither here nor there. You guys steal anything? Yeah. Oh, wow. Mr. Mysterious. There we go. He's like, yeah, a couple of cars. Tell us about this. It was $7.77. That's bad. That's bad. You took that Boeing? Yeah. It's sitting in your garage, right? Yeah. You took it? Yeah. No. I would steal stupid things like dental floss. I didn't need to steal, but I just felt like they were overpriced and I shouldn't have to pay $6 for dental floss, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Rage against the machine. Take it to the man. Yeah. Wow. Okay. That's a healthy. That's a healthy steal, though. You could like, you know, that's good hygiene. Yeah. That's worth it. That's how I felt about grapes. Oh, you're the grape stealer. You're the grape stealer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the one that like the bag is empty because everyone tries that bag. I like to try the grapes. Oh, wow. Yeah. Great pick. Not that you guys asked me or anything. No, no, no, no. Just thought to chime in. You know what? You know what Wilford Brimley thinks about you, Jenny? I hope you have diabetes. That's what he thinks. He doesn't really know. He doesn't. I just wanted to go. I hope you have diabetes. I'll tell you guys, this is Jake's favorite sound effect. I play this just whenever. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's literally like 25 seconds. It's not the actual baby crying. I'm not a psycho. It's just something about it just triggers like the setting we're in and there's a crying baby. I don't know. Maybe I am a psycho. No, we'll bring it back. We'll bring it back during the snake game. Please do. Please do. Eric, what do you have this week in the news? What's happening in your neighborhood? I feel nervous about the story because it's so fucked up, but I thought it would be funny to ask a question about it. All right. Just bring us down off of our- I'm just going to read you the headline. What animal got killed? Last week, he was like, two elderly people got trapped in a mudslide. No, but it was close. Somewhere with it. All right. A Texas veterinarian allegedly kept a family's dog alive for blood transfusions. He said he was going to put it down because it was sick and apparently he kept it for- Yeah. Right? No, last week- But here's where I'm going with this. All right. What would you do to that guy if you- Like, could do something to him? Take his blood. Wait a second. I'm not understanding. He kept the dog alive for- He was doing animal to human blood transfusions? Yeah. Oh, that's- Does that even work? That's not good for anybody. Get him in a room with Donald Sterling and just see what happens. Donald Sterling and him could be friends. Did you just search for the most fucked up story you could find? No, nothing was sticking out, man. Nothing was sticking out. No, I- Wow. No, I get it. I get it. I dropped the ball on this one. No, no. It's all right. We expected it. I dropped the ball. Oh, thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. You don't drop the ball if we know the ball is going to be dropped. Come back to me. Come back to me. You should just zoom in on those guns, man. Look at those- Look at those play times you got there. I don't talk a lot. Those guns do all the talking. Yeah, he lets thunder and lightning just say everything he needs right there. Oh, man. I mean, Mayor Rob Forbes is going to rehab if that is- No, there we go. There we go. There we go. That's something. That's just- That's meaty right there. I wish we had- Do you mind, Jenny, just kind of doing a little research on a Rob Ford clip at some point? You don't have to do it now. I just want to bring one back. Rob Ford, if you don't know, is the Toronto mayor. You guys know that. You're from Buffalo. Yeah, the crack smoker. The crack mayor. For comedians, he is comedy gold. He's like Chris Farley if Chris Farley was a politician. Well, let's do this. I want to hear more. We're going to talk to you guys in just a few minutes, actually, but I want to hear another song, and I want to talk to you about a couple of things. I was doing some research on the internet, which I have a few questions about some of your music and some of the- I love it. I like it because it's ballsy. Oh, thank you. And you guys do some creative stuff, not just with music, but with the whole production of it. So I want to learn more about that, but do you guys have another song you're ready to cue up for us? Yeah. All right. All right. What's this one called? We'll do one called Enjoy the Moment. Okay. This is called Enjoy the moment. Enjoy the moment. This is a stone feather right here based in LA, and enjoy the moment. Three, four. Here we go. I can't worry about the past Cause I can't do nothing about it So I just enjoy the moment I can't worry about the future Cause there's so many things that might happen So I just enjoy the moment Sometimes I get so down I'm afraid I might be losing my mind But I know I'll be alright Yeah, if I can just chill a minute Enjoy the moment I heard a man complaining Cause he couldn't find a woman And he was losing sleep All alone Then we stood outside In the beautiful L.A. sun He couldn't even feel it But he was still there On his skin Sometimes I get so down I'm afraid I might be losing my mind But I know I'll be alright Yeah, if I can just chill a minute Enjoy the moment I hung out with a woman Who was crying for the man that left her Said that she would never find Another man like him We sat and drank our coffee In a crowded east side cafe With a hundred other people She couldn't even see She couldn't even see Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Who she was Said I'm gonna be alright Yeah, yeah If I can just chill a minute Enjoy the morning Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! That was great Enjoy the moment with Stonefen That was actually so good that it caused the LA Kings to score and it's now tied Yeah! Yeah! Oh man, the Kings were enjoying that moment right there They did, they heard that Oh man, that's awesome Dude, that was like, that reminded me of like It had a cool vibe to it Yeah, I can't Thanks man You know, I know you guys get the comparison sometimes but it just felt like very good Like casual beach music, like just very I thought you were gonna say DMX there for a second It sounded a lot like Biggie A lot like Biggie Now I wanna go and start talking to you guys a little bit about some of your music and some of the stuff I was researching, one of the first songs I came across was What You Want And first of all, the music video, fantastic You guys are like in Speedos, underwear Yeah There is, we see all of you in that, almost all of you in that music video Eric is hiding He's hiding in the future Tell us about that music video and also, well yeah, just first of all tell us about that music video and how that came about Was that one of your first ones or? That was our first music video and that was done by my friend Scott Ackerland who's from Chicago and he went to Arts Institute And I met him and he's done all five of our music videos And basically the song you wrote, basically, and it's a very sexy song right? Too sexy It's very sexy So basically we just said for the video, hey Scott, we got this song called What You Want It's basically all about, you know, it's a very Yeah Yeah, sex Sex Sex and you know, we're gonna get some hot girls and It's basically us just failing to be in the right place It's basically us just failing picking up hot girls Yeah No, that's the one where we succeeded That's the one, no we succeeded, yeah Yeah, yeah, we succeeded in that one In our other video, Hipster Girl, we failed There's a nice common thread though, it's like, alright, we're gonna make a music video, first ingredient, let's just get a bunch of hot girls And then we'll figure it out from there Yeah, you guys are like, we're gonna let the creative side come out with the music, but you know what, we know the formula, baby Yeah, exactly Hot girls It's just like, dude, like, there's so many attractive females in Los Angeles That if you don't like, you know, and they're all, they all wanna be actresses Yeah So it's like, get them in our music video Yeah You know, why not Well first of all, let me just say, Ian, with that hair and that fake accent, you totally look like you spend your days just painting You know, just by yourself in a room painting with no clothes on really What's the fake accent? I don't know the accent either He's too sexy or whatever it was Oh, that one I can totally see him just using it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He's using that He's like, what? Ian, your American accent is shitty We know you Dude, that accent But that brings a good point up because the first comment that I, this again, this is my research, I was listening to you guys and the first comment comes from a man named Dobwan Martinez Ah, Dobwan And it says, this is the first comment on that video which has 16,000, almost 17,000 hits or clicks and views and it says, I remember playing baseball with Davey Rundell He was a nice Christian kid It's good to see him all grown up now getting laid like crazy by hot California girls Congrats and good music Harnath And that's when you know you've made it, right? That's all you need really Confirmed That's funny That's only followed by a person named at StinkyPeta69 saying Totally, haha! Or a teenage Billy Idol So Oh, there you go Alright You're a teenage Billy Idol YouTube comments are the best, you know, we get a ton of them and I'm sure you guys do on your stuff and No No? We're like, what's YouTube? It's usually just my father just going, I'm disappointed Disappointed That's it Our best YouTube comment ever was the first video we did, somebody commented, hot stinking pile of failure I'm sorry Hot stinking pile of failure Nice And that's when you go, yes Yes We've done something right What's been your favorite video that you guys have done? I think our last one that we did, My Love Yeah Okay That was a lot of fun That was the first video with Eric in it Yeah, there you go So that's why it's our favorite Yeah Well, just for you guys, no, I'm kidding, I wasn't there So what about that music video? What? Tell me about like the creative process with the music videos and by the way, we're talking with Stonefeather, they're based here in LA They've got a new EP coming out, we're gonna talk about that in just a second But I wanna know when it comes to like your creative process with the production stuff and music videos Cause you guys have a lot of fun ones, I was looking at the hipster video Hipster girl Hipster girl, yeah First of all, great song but second of all, did it piss off hipsters? Like were they, cause they get offended Well the thing about hipsters is that nobody actually admits that they're a hipster Yeah So like nobody's gonna be like, oh they're talking about me Yeah You just kinda know them when you see them Yeah, yeah Yeah, and the point of that video is not to piss off hipsters or to piss off anybody, it's just to be yourself, you know Cause you know, that's what it is, the manager comes in and says, listen, this is what's gotta be hip You know, you gotta make a song, get the hipster girls to your shows and that's how you're gonna become popular And during the video we fail miserably in trying to pick up these hipster girls While we're trying to be hipsters While we're trying to be hipsters So the point of the video is to You know, don't worry about what society tells you you should wear or listen to, just be yourself Right And always play saxophones And always play saxophones And he's the only guy in the video that got the chicks Yeah Yeah That's, yeah I see it's next level right there That's right Deep I gotta give a couple quick shoutouts, first of all, Jake the Snake Carini who recommended you guys and said, you know, we want them on the show and this groundsounds.com Check that out We featured them on Groundsounds several times You guys have featured them Yeah, they've been awesome, we've had some songs, I think we premiered a song as well Yeah That did really well We love Groundsounds man, we can't, oh, Groundsounds Yeah Well and just to boast about my child here, but Groundsounds has been, The Guardian picked it up as well Yeah, we've been And called it one of the top, what, top ten blogs, music blogs out there It was actually top three music websites of all time, it was just ahead of Rolling Stone and we're climbing up to that number Yeah, yeah, yeah, just right there Groundsounds baby Well and I don't want to forget Eric Feldstein next to us, actually my Oh god I got a text from a big fan of the show, Tara in LA and she sent me a picture of a dog, it's her dog and it's sleeping on the floor and it says, the dog fell asleep during Eric's story Oh no, come on No No That is rough So go check out Eric's story You can't win them all, you know, it's a number two story. You can't win them all, you know, it's a numbers game No you can't You mean the dog about the, the story about the dog blood transfusions? Well the dog probably just didn't want to hear that shit That's exactly the case and you know what Wilford Brimley thinks? I hope you have diabetes I just might, I just might We're talking with Stone Feather, they're a musical band here in LA and tell us about where, okay you two are from Buffalo, is that right? Yes Both of you guys are from Buffalo? I'm from Niagara Falls, right down the road from Buffalo Eric and Dave are from Buffalo I'm from Amherst which is a suburb of Buffalo, yeah Okay Buffalo I'm from Amherst, yeah I'm from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida Pee pee pee We have golf, we have a golf cart parking at our McDonald's, you know, very white bread Ian where are you from? I'm from Texas Texas Yeah, Austin, Texas That's why nobody messes with you, is that right? Nobody, I mean you don't mess with Texas, man We have a couple of loyal listeners in Austin Yeah, I know, I know I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas I'm from Texas when I was growing up there that didn't even exist South by Southwest was always big but it's like crazy now and you know there's a lot of stuff that goes into South by Southwest you basically gotta get it on like a showcase like an official showcase or else you're just playing for nobody you know but you know we almost went this year there's a lot of comedy rooms just literally the bartender and a guy named Steve Steve yeah we've played a lot of shows like that too we've played for Steve he's a universal audience member sorry that's definitely like we're looking into it for next year I want to talk a little bit more about Stonefeathermusic.com is where people can check you out on the web you guys have a ton of Facebook followers or people who follow you on Facebook and then Twitter obviously you guys are really big on that as well yeah yeah!!!!! you guys want to play another song or should let's do this let's play a quick song in the 10 minute mark we'll come back and we'll do the game close it up sound good? what's the next one called? it's called Love Land Love Land awesome Love Land and this is gonna be on your guys new EP? no this was a single that we put out about a month ago okay that's you can check out on Spotify if you just search Stonefeather one word which we were talking about earlier yes it's very important very important one word Stonefeather awesome check it out check it out it's called Love Land there it is Stonefeather there it is I've lived just for me and I've been but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but We could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could be my girl, I'll be your man. Let you win my world if you take my hand. We could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. And I shot the holy dove. And walked in to many houses of love. But that voodoo turned and it worked on me. That voodoo turned around and it worked on me. But you could be my girl, I'll be your man. Let you win my world if you take my hand. We could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could be my girl, I'll be your man. Let you win my world if you take my hand. We could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. We could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could be my girl, I'll be your man. Let you win my world if you take my hand. We could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could be my girl, I'll be your man. Let you win my world if you take my hand. We could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. You could raise a flag, we'll claim this land for love. Thank you. Great stuff. That was great, guys. That was awesome. Yeah, that was really good. You guys seem to play so well together. You guys genuinely, we're in a little studio and everything, and you guys are just having a good time. And that's really cool because it's one of those things you can't hide that. You know, like some bands, we've had bands, and we've had some great bands. We've been really fortunate. But some are having a little bit more fun than others, and you guys seem like you have a good time. Well, that's what it's all about. Yeah, mate. Is that right? That's why we play music, you know? Yeah. Just have a good time. It's fun. How do you guys like doing live shows versus just, you know, just kind of like playing in the studio? Is it more fun to do live shows with the audience there and everything else? I mean, is that... Yeah, when you get a good audience and, like, they're giving a lot of good energy and it kind of is like a back and forth. Three dudes staring at you. No, that feels good, too. Don't get me wrong. That's actually the best part, actually, is that if you can perform, I mean, as you guys know, in a small audience for a small audience, then performing for 20,000 people which we even haven't done yet is easy. You know, theoretically, that would be easy. Right. Correct, yes. No, you're exactly right. You're exactly right. And you guys really do put on a good show and you guys are super, like, talented folks. Thanks. So, seriously, it's awesome. And I plan to make it out to the May 14th show. I'll bring the heroin. You guys, if you want to bring your own heroin, that's cool, too. But, now, we have a game. I think we're ready for this. Jenny Guzman in the back here. Woo! You've made it. Oh, yeah. It's intrepid 80s music. This is called the Snake Game. It is hashtag sweeping the nation. Hashtag sweeping the nation right here. The Snake Game. Take it away. Yeah, so basically to set this game up for you guys, I give you a quote from the week in news. And I tend to make it very generic so that it's not too much of a deal. So, I'm going to give you a quote. So, I'm going to give you a quote. It's not easy to guess. Yeah. And then I give you two choices as to who said that quote. You guys are going to play as a team over there against these two. Mm-hmm. That's right. Winner will get a warm Modelo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, is it really warm? Okay. No, it's lukewarm. It's a lukewarm. Okay. All right. Yeah, so that's, I mean, it's basically pretty simple. Let's get this thing going. Let's do it. Let's do it. Quote number one. You have to take it with a dose of humor. Was that, A, soccer star Danny Alves on his new anti-racism banana campaign, or B, late, late show host Craig Ferguson on his departure from the show? Okay, so I just want to clarify. Eric and I are on a team. Eric is, like, looking over my shoulder at the answer. No, no, it's not even that. We might even just have to do you. He's too high to get it. What? Just kidding. Eric and I are on a team, and you guys are on a team, and we always, as usual, we'll play for the Boys and Girls Club of Tijuana. So you guys can figure out your own charity, okay? By the way, we found out a few weeks back that they do actually have a Boys and Girls Club of Tijuana. You guys, and I'm just suggesting this, you guys may want to play for the Buffalo Bills. Oh, man, somebody's got to play. Somebody's got to play for the Buffalo Bills. I feel that one. They still got our boy E.J. Manuel. Yeah, they do. They don't have crab legs, though. We got that. All right, what do you guys, you guys are the guests. You go first. What do you think? Who do you think that was? I really want this Modelo. I'm going to say, I didn't know Craig Ferguson was leaving, and I love Craig Ferguson, but that sounds like something, everyone's leaving talk shows right now. That sounds like the thing to do. Let's go with that. I like it. Eric, what do you want to do? The racist banana. All right. Soccer dude. You have a weird look on your face, so I'm going to go with what you said. All right, that was a quote from soccer star Danny Alvarez. Yeah! That's right. It's okay. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. I am a biased host. I am rooting for Stonefeather. What are we playing to, 100? We've got four for you guys. We've got four. Guys, we have six minutes. Six minutes. Whatever that allots us. And then the S&M show comes in. Yeah. All right. That's right. Quote number two. I know I made a mistake. I feel so bad. Was that A, Rihanna, after posting topless photos of herself on Instagram? Where? Or, oh, they're on there. Or B, Yankees pitcher Miguel Pineda after being caught with pine tar on his neck. Ooh. You guys go first since it's golf rules here since you won the last one. I'm going to... What do you think, Eric? You've got to look on your face tonight. I'm just going to let you take the reins. This mic has hurt my ears. Oprah? Was that one of the first? No. Oprah was... I don't know why. I'm so sorry. Like a write-in ballot? At this point, Wilford Brimley says this. I hope you have diabetes. I hope you have diabetes. Dude. I'm sorry. Justin, I'm going to let you take over on that one. I'll go with the baseball player, the pitching. Michael Pineda. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. Yeah. I think we concur. I've seen the naked photos of Rihanna on Instagram. That happened a while ago. I think the baseball happened more recently. Yeah. I think that's what we're going to go with, right? Can we both go with the same answer? Yeah, that's fine. All right. Let's see. Correct answer, Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda. All right. Nice. So we've got a two-to-one lead. Well, Snake, why are you putting in references from like a month ago? Like, what's the value? It's still being talked about this week. This is all this week's stuff. Yeah. Again, I'm just noticing 90% of our shit's like sports. Speaking of two-one in sports, Kings 2, Sharks 1 right now. Yes. Yeah. And we're going to see the third period after. That's right. Damn right. If they let me into Hooters with my basketball shorts. I got an elastic waistband, guys. Can I get it up? It's a classy joint, sir. You smell like a shoe. So? All right. The following quote may or may not have been said about this program. This is an embarrassment in any language. Was that A, Spurs guard Tony Parker commenting on Clippers owner Donald Sterling to a French reporter? Or B, Billboard magazine on Avril Lavigne's controversial new Hello Kitty music video? All right. I know what you guys are going to go with. Oh, I just, I really enjoyed that music video. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was great. Just a personal aside. Personal note there. You guys go first. Go ahead. Why don't you guys take this one? What do you think? I think we got to go with the sports, with the, with the. It's a sports show, right? Yeah. It seems like the right way to go. 92% of the answers are sports, so. Let's go with sport. Avril Lavigne. I got it this time. God, you're creepy as hell. He's got it. Hey, you know what? I saw it. I saw that music video. I love it. Yeah. All right. This is an embarrassment in any language. That was about the Avril Lavigne. Oh. I should have went. I get you. You are looking at the answers. No, I took my glasses off. I can't even see them. This is, I have really good news for the band, though. You're like 80? Yeah. Are you Donald Sterling? I wish. Really good news for the band. The final question is worth 10 points. Yeah. Oh. What? Deal breaker. Yeah. This is it. So this is it, guys. This is it. This is the question. This is it. This is our 10 point tweet of the week. Hold up. Come on. Come on. Let's go team. And you guys are going to get four choices for this one. All right. Jesus. Who tweeted the following this week? Ready for the tweet? Yes. David. About to dive into Lake Hepatitis. Hashtag wish me luck. Was that a Justin Cross? No. Was that a Dennis Rodman? B. Sean White. C. Kesha. Or D. Johnny Knoxville. I'm going to go with E. This guy. I hope you have diabetes. All right. It doesn't get old. No. It doesn't get old. All right. We're up against the clock here. So. Let's rock and roll. You guys. All right. I'm going. It sounds like a Rodman thing to me. Dude, I don't think Rodman. I don't know. I don't think he knows how to tweet. He's already got hepatitis. Dude, I think it's. I think it's. Sean White? No, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. Sean White? No, no, no, no. What's. Who's the musician you said? Kesha. Kesha. Sean White. I think it's Kesha. Sean White's a musician now, too. Yes, he is. What are you gonna go with, Feldstein? I was thinking Knoxville's too obvious. So Kesha might be the right answer as well. No, we can't go the same one. We can't go the same one. I think it's Kesha, dude. You think it's Kesha? Knoxville. Let's go Kesha. We'll go Kesha. Okay. We'll go Knoxville. You're gonna go Johnny Knoxville? Got it. About to dive into late hepatitis. Hashtag wish me luck was tweeted by Sean White. Sean White. Oh, I knew it. I said Sean White. What? He's an Olympian. But he's in a kitchen now, so he's all about the hepatitis. Yeah, that makes sense. So we win. Boys and girls pay. We're just happy for the Boys and Girls Club of Tijuana. They deserve that. That's the snake game right there. That's sweeping the nation. Guys, we've got a minute left. I just want to say, Stonefeather guys, thank you so much for being in the studio. Thanks for having us. Thanks for having us. Eric's sitting there going, you're welcome, asshole. You're welcome. I'll never have it again. Enjoy. Yeah, he got the Modelo. No way, man. They are playing a big show May 9th. Don't go to that. It's my birthday. Come to the bowling alley where I celebrate all my birthdays since I was six. Still got bumper lanes. May 14th, they're playing at Hemingway's right here in Los Angeles. They'll go on around 10. Sarcastic News Live will be there representing with some beers and heroin. So come on out to that. Check them out at StonefeatherMusic.com. They're on Twitter, at Stonefeather, and Facebook. They've got so many, I don't know, friends and followers in there, too. And we will have all of these awesome songs that they played clipped out, posted for you soon. On at SNLive1. Check us at SNLive1. We got new articles every day on SarcasticNewsLive.com. My name is Justin Cross for Jake the Snake Cranny, Eric Feldstein, Eric, Dave, and Ian from Stonefeather. Guys, thanks so much for listening tonight. Have a great night. We'll catch you next week. Yeah. Yeah. Woo! All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. See you next time.