Burger's arrest, trivia battle, and food reviews

I Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to I'm Burger Podcast. We're here live at Skid Row Studios, 800-893-9562. Call us at 1-800-893-9562. Call in and talk to us. Tonight, again, we have Megan Rice. Hey. Preston Blaine. Oi. Oi. Ryan Talmo. Hey. I like that. We got Dark Mark from the Dark Mark Show, Mark White. Oi. I like this. Okay, Bombo, you got to be good here. And Bombo Belford, world-renowned comic. Present. I like that. Okay. Okay, someone made it through school. Barely. It's just fucking barely. So we got a wild show to talk about. I'm actually, I'm looking for this real quick. I got to send it. Oh, here we go. You fought the law this week, Burger. I fought the law. Did not fucking win. You won a teeny bit. Do not know. You're not still in jail. Yes. Well, here's what happened. And basically, cops suck now. Yeah. I mean, that's all it is. Now? I don't know. But, I mean, they suck. They've sucked forever, but they've gone beyond. There was always that one or two dickhead cops, like in the neighborhood. Growing up in Pacoima, you always knew the one or two dickhead cops who were going to be assholes. They were going to give you problems. They were going to harass you. Now, it's that one rare cop who's actually a human being. Or as Bombo says, a man. Yes, that's a rarity. Yeah. You know, and. Which is sad. And so, and so I, um, I've been recently going through a lot of these things. I've been going through a lot of stuff. My, my wife's been going through some medical problems. Um, gingivitis. Um. Sickle cell? Well, it, it's, um. Gingivitis. Wow. Sickle cell. Hey, you don't know how bad breath is. Oh, yeah. It's weird. It's like you put them on and you can hear stuff. No, but, um, no, she might, she might have, um, well, we're not sure. I don't want to say, but she might have MS. Whatever. You know, it doesn't matter. She's my wife. I love her. You know what? It's not going to change a damn thing. I'll wheel her around. We'll ride on the back of a rascal. Like, I really don't care. Hey, you'll get good parking spots. That's the thing. So, we've been dealing with medication costs, things like that. We, uh, had our car taken by the, um, devil or parking enforcement. And, um, I've never wished AIDS on too many people, but they're one of them. I, um, they took our car illegally. We couldn't afford to get it back to then get our money back. So, lots of things happened. We ended up needing a place to stay all of a sudden, um, because people want rent. Blah. You know? Like, fuck you. Right? I paid for a bunch of money. I paid for a bunch of money. For months. Give me, give me a few for free. I get eight coffees. I get one free. Right. Seven subways. One free. I think that's how rent should work now. You should get a card. Yeah. One month? If you pay eight months. Same card, yes. Eleven straight months, you get the 12th month free. You should. It's a Christmas present. You get it in December. It's an early Christmas present. Sounds like a good idea. So, I'm willing to start something that Preston already agrees is a great idea. And I'm not a pioneer. I'm a villain. And so, anyway, okay, whatever. Way to make up for the sickle cell thing. Right? I like that. But no, but you know, yeah, yeah. There's no making up for that. She's at home crying right now. Thanks, Preston. But, you know, so, for so many different reasons. No, but, so, we had to find a place to live real quick. I have three kids. And my wife's grandmother owns some properties down in South Central and this and that. So, her mom, my wife's mom's like, you know, yeah, come on down. You know, stay here. There's a vacant one. Blah, blah, blah. When your grandma's around, we'll get everything set up. And, you know, with the paperwork and everything. She's gone. And so, we turn on the gas, turn on the electricity. We got keys. You know, we got all our crap in there. Move it on down there. Everything. You know, talk about moving on down. I can hear the Jefferson. You know what? If you play the Jefferson song backwards, it talks about me. And so. And, you know, the next step is hell. You realize that. Yeah, right. What's up? It is hell. And so, and actually, you know what? Well, I'm going to get to this right now. We have a great picture. But, so, anyway, we're staying there. And. All of a sudden, I went next door. My hair is, you know, disheveled. It was the morning. I had shorts on. No shoes. No socks. My legs could light up hallways. They're so white. And so, somebody apparently called the cops or something, you know. And so, they show up. Scary white man. Why is he here? Right. What's this white guy doing in South Central LA? You know. And so. Someone calls the cops. And they come. They bang on the door. I thought it was my wife joking around. You know, because of the neighborhood and blah, blah, blah. And she was just being funny. I go, hey, that's not funny. I open the door. There's. There's the sheriff. It's this, like, just steroid fucked piece of shit, dickless, impudent cunt hole of a freak, Latin dude cop. I don't remember his name. And. And then this Asian lady who's, like, already getting me back for Pearl Harbor. Like, fucking Jews were there. You know. She was also a cop. Asian. Asian woman cop. Right. Wow. Not the driver. And so, anyway. The Mexican one. So, it took them forever to get there. And they had to stop for family. Anyway. Here's the thing. So, anyway. I'm really getting. I'm really starting to hate people because of this shit. It's just. You get tired after a while. Starting to? Being profiled. Well, just being profiled all the time. So, anyway. So, I go, whoa. I go, can I help you? And the cop's like, the fuck are you doing here and this and that? And he goes, you're, you know, you're not supposed to be here. And you're breaking in. Who's in this house? And I go, whoa, dude. I go, it's me and my four-year-old daughter. You know. And so, he's like, the fuck. I go, hey, bro. You don't need to be cussing at me. I go, you know, calm down. So, right away. No, like. No respect. Are you supposed to be here? Just straight off the bat. No semblance of respect. Just on me. Yeah. And I know this. I mean, you know. I know about this and how this works. And so, I'm just like, whatever. I'm just like, look. We're allowed to be here. My wife's next door. Her mom's there. Her grandma owns the building. All this stuff. Anyway. He's like, you know. I don't fucking know that. Show me a lease. I go, we don't have it because she hasn't been around. We haven't done it yet. You know. As soon as she gets back in, we're going to get it all done. And so, he's like, how the fuck do I know? Bro, again. You don't need to be cussing at me. That's unnecessary. You're to protect and serve. You know, I didn't say this part. But they're to protect and serve. Not be a vulgar piece of shit. Yeah. You know, in front of a four-year-old kid. That's your job. I get paid to be vulgarly sometimes funny. Here's the thing. So, they fucking. The guy grabs me. He's like, I'll arrest you right now. Puts me against the wall and cuffs me. My wife comes out of her mom's house and she's like, what the fuck? What the fuck's going on in this nut? Your husband. Or this guy's going to jail for breaking an entry is what they said. And she's like, that's my husband. And she's like, my grandma owns this place. Well, you have no paperwork. Do you have paperwork? She's like, no. She hasn't been here. Like, we have the keys. The lights and everything is in our name. You know, I mean, what's the problem? She's like, sir. Sir. And I go, stop calling him sir. He's not a sir. He's a jerk. Good one. Oh, I know. You know, trust me. This is me being calm. Okay. The other me would not only have gotten real ugly, really. Real deeply mean and possibly even racial. This is me just calming way down. And so whatever. So they throw me in the back of the car. They take me down into processing. I never go past processing. They pick. They come in. Nothing to book you on. Well, they come in, take me, drive me back, tell me, get my stuff. And if they catch me in that apartment again, I'm going to jail. And tell me until I have a lease. So we have to wait. You know, and so it's all just been crazy. Now the grandma thinks somehow we've broken, you know, like, like the grandma's talking to the mom, like, well, what happened? And did they cause a problem? Is this a problem? And this and that. Cause my wife used to get in trouble, you know, when she was a kid. And so the grandma's kind of a cunt to her in that sense. So she, now she thinks like we had some party or something. Hopefully grandma's not listening to Skid Row Studios. Yeah, right. Exactly. I don't even give a shit. 800-893-9563. Grandma, call in. Grandma, call in if you're alive. Hopefully a lionator. Burger's grandma. Not my grandma. They're dead. They were cool. They know how to die when you're supposed to. Yeah, I was going to say, cause they're dead. So I have a picture of this and I'd like everyone to see it. Do we got the picture up and posted? Okay. So if you're taking a look at this, this is me being let out. If you see that lightsaber in between the two cops, that's my white legs. You've never seen legs. Yeah, you're wearing shorts. Yeah. Do you have like a court date for this thing? Nothing. Now watch this. And let me just, I'm going to break down a few things for people that don't get it. But, and not that saying you don't press it. I'm sure like you probably, no, you think he hasn't had the private patrol called on him for kicking the fucking ball into the neighborhood. Preston has been arrested more than me. I've never been arrested in my life. All the bad shit I've done. This motherfucker's been arrested multiple times. I'll tell you a shitty cop story after we're done. That's what we should do. We should all exchange cop stories. No, I call up. We were going to get a report and everything. No, I was never booked. I was never processed. Yeah, because they didn't have anything to talk about. Therefore, I was never even brought in. Apparently it was a call to the place and that's what they have. And I'm like, really? Because I remember being cuffed, you know, and all this. And so, okay. So, um, a lot of people told me, you know, yeah, well, you should sue them. I said, yeah, well, you should get to reality. I grew up in, I grew up in Pacoima, South Central. Same thing. People don't get it. There's no suing cops. There's no saying they did anything unless you got Rodney King style video proof. Right. And even that won't work. Well, it will get you millions of dollars and you could die later on when someone kills you in a pool, weirdly, you know, but yeah, you don't fuck with, you fuck with the LAPD. They will kill you at some point. They just bought their time. Ah, that's all it is. They got off. That's why the riots happened. Cause all the cops got off. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, again, he won in a civil suit, but in this situation though, I'm not fully against what happened. I understand he was fighting, he was on dust, you know, and shit like that at the same time. Yeah. They came back and got him though. But he was fighting a police officer named Kuhn. If I recall correctly. That's yeah. Yeah. Stacy Kuhn was a sick motherfucker. Yeah. That was a sick dude. He was born into it, man. He was born with the name. That's incredible. That's incredible. That's his fucking name. Give me one of those. Oh my God. Apparently officer Sicklesaw was busy that day. Yes, he was. Burger. He had time. He had time off. But the problem is, but, but there's no burger. There's no accountability for those people. Like there's never going to be. They're Nazis. Like there's not even a slap on the wrist for them wrongfully arresting you because you were at your apartment. How about the city of LA taking our car? They moved in. People were confused that, that a white guy moved in and the fucking called the cops. Oh, yeah. And they took you away for no reason, even though it's your fucking house. How about having my car taken by the city of LA when I had registration, but because it was paper registration and they said there were tickets on two owners. Previous owners. Yeah. Right. You can't do that. And then we went to the emergency thing one, but they said, you still have to pay the tow fees to get them back. So you still stole my car. Right. Because how would I be? It was a fucking 91 Honda Accord wagon. I've lost 16 cars to LA. How many people? 16. Jesus Christ. If you've lost a car. That's why I keep a six pack on me all the time. Yeah. Anyone out there, if you have a story of where the police or parking or the city of LA has stolen, taken or abused you, call in 800-893-9562. Call in and let us know what your story is because I'd like to know how many people out there because like Bombo said, and I know for a fact, he's had a ton of cars taken by the police. 16. It's not 16. I've been through 16 cars. Some of them I sold, you know. But I've had very... And I always get pissed because I live in the motherfucker, you know. It's like, you just took my house, bro. Yeah, you got a great motorhome. Well. You got a motorhome now? If I was single, I would... He has a motorhome. I would kill for that motherfucker. Let's not go through on the word great around left and right. That's where you can never get a... That's a little doll. Have you seen it? Have you seen it? I have. I'm just fucking around. It really is solid. You never know where Bombo is. Yeah. Now, you went to jail and you didn't even get a tray, bro? I didn't even go to jail, dude. I didn't even get... You didn't get a cheese sandwich? I got put in... You know when they bring you in before you get processed? Did you get a paper brown bag at least? No, no, no. Watch. You know where you're sitting? Right outside the processing. Right. That's where they had me sitting. But no tray. No. No patty. You don't get shit until you get processed. Bunch of bullshit. I would demand it to get processed. That's when you get the bologna sandwich. You could get a free sandwich. Well, yeah, man. And processing is where all the best trays are because you got people kicking all kinds of drugs and alcohol. They're not eating. They're shaking, dude. You can make like a nine patty, just like monster mashed potato. Glue. It's like brick and mortar, but with mashed potatoes and patty. I'm going to have to start getting... Which actually is in Bubba's book. I've never been arrested in LA before. I'm going to have to get arrested in LA now. Hey, babe, could you not? I want the nine... No, no, it's... I want the nine patty fucking wallpaper paste sandwich. You want the close encounter special at the... Guys, it is me and Preston's one year anniversary in a few days. I think I figured out what he's getting me. Is it really? He's going to go to jail. I'm spitting. Let me restate this. Great segue. It's our one year fuckiversary. Because we can't figure out exactly when we actually... I think it was July 2nd, 2013. Has it really been a year? But you do remember when you started fucking. Yes, which is really the important factor, right? But the only reason I remember is because I left the next day. And because he's a big old bitch. And he was like, oh, babe, don't go. Let's keep having sex. And I was like, I got to go hang out with my friends and get drunk. So when's the anniversary when you gave her her first orgasm? July 2nd. July 2nd. Babe, good for you. He said babe the first night? Preston? No. Wait, the last night you... Wait, what did you ask Mark? Babe, what are you fucking pigs? What are you talking about? Hey, can we stop talking about our sex life? No. Can we go back? What did Mark say? I made a big mistake. I made a huge mistake. I guess when it was the first time he gave her an orgasm, she said the first time. First time. And then... I almost started talking about fucking pigs and babes. I don't know what he thought. Megan said babe. I didn't say pigs. I said babe in the city. Babe, don't leave. I said babe in the city. All right. Who have you been fucking? People. People. People. You don't fuck. I know. You will, though. One day. Eventually. Eventually. In my afterlife. One day. One day. One day. You're going to get some... It's always Talmo. Trust me. You know what Talmo's going to end up getting? Like some Steve Middleman pussy. Like, remember that comic, Steve Middleman, who didn't have a chin? Yeah. You're going to get, like, Steve Middleman pussy. Well, who's the one... I saw some... Can we put my screen on? Wait, Steve Middleman was a comic that was a middleman? There you go. Yeah. Billy Bass posted something on Facebook about some hooker that comics were turning down. May Victoria. May Victoria? They're having a war. Hey, May, call in. I assume you're listening because you have nothing else to fucking do. Good God. Except get kicked out of more places. I don't know. I just think... I always think... I don't know what goes on in someone's life. So I always reserve to hate too much. Unless they're wearing a badge. I didn't even buy that. That was so hard for you to say. I didn't feel sincere. It's like acting class for you. We want the venom. This is I'm Burger. Let's hear the burger. What's the recourse for this? So it's all over. You don't have to do anything else. I get nothing. But you're back in the house, right? You don't have to fucking... You don't have a court date or anything like that. No, there's no processing. There's no recourse. You were detained. You weren't arrested. You were detained. He was detained and there's nothing you can do. Until you're booked, you're just in a state of detainment. I had a friend who was held in processing for 20 hours. They can hold you for 72 hours for questioning. Yeah, he was held for 20 hours. No food, nothing. And weekends don't count. Holidays don't count. That's right. Exactly. Because they feel like... They feel like they count when you're sitting in there. You're like, you sure this doesn't count? Well, because they count because it's still time. Yeah, like... It's still time. Bobo's got his name on the wall at county, by the way. I just want to say that. That's how I did five days in county, the weekend thing. I've done some good sets in county, dude. Don't knock it. It's good. Good crowd. Captive audience. Well, my favorite thing about when you get held in county is... The bouncers are dicks, though. But I have loads of fantastic friends that have done it loads of times. And they don't release you. When you get released, they typically don't release you until like after midnight. Because then they get to get the money for a whole extra day. Yeah, but it makes the bus ride so much more fun. Yeah, exactly. When you get released at one in the morning. Oh, go. Or you're just in the area trying to get home and you go by the jail. Yeah. Quote, unquote, Van Nuys. Sounds great. Yeah. That's right. You live by the Van Nuys jail? Well, Van Nuys jail is right off the Orange Line. He lives in the Van Nuys jail. That is a hot fucking jail, man. Yeah. Talmo's loft is the top bunk in the fucking cell. Preston. You've been arrested? He's in solitary confinement. Who's been in Van Nuys jail? You? I've been in Van Nuys. They got an excellent breakfast there. Five times? Five times? In St. Louis? Four or five times? Oh. Two DUIs. Four or five times, by the way, guys. Didn't meth for seven years. Never been in jail. What's up? Whoa. That's because you were quick thinking. You were quick thinking. You were awake. Do you know that jail is J-A-I-L, which would be pronounced hell in many languages. And you have to pay bail or bail to get out of jail. Hell. Uh-huh. Who knew that? Bombo Belford on the mic, guys. Bombo Belford. Read words, people. Wake up. Wake up. Hey, Gino. Gino. That's what it is. You pay bail to get out of hell. That's what it is. Let me ask you this. How many people heard about the kid at KFC that they told her, you know, hey, tell the grandma? Or did they? I also heard that was a hoax. No. It was a fraud. But I'm good. It was a fraud. But. But we know. I mean, we know that nobody was going to tell this little girl, you got to leave. First of all, there was not. It wasn't that bad. It was scarring. Nobody was. She got bit by a dog or something. She got attacked by a dog. She was not even that. Nobody would ever say that. She lost. I mean, it is a really sad story. This little girl lost an eye. She got mauled, right? Yeah. Like, she got mauled real bad. Like, her face is fucked up. Like, she has serious scarring. She's going to need a lot of surgery in order to fix it. And her grandma claims. They went into a KFC and the manager came up to them and asked them to leave because other patrons were upset by the appearance of this four-year-old. Mm-hmm. Which already sounds completely insane. KFC. Why would you go to KFC and not the hospital? Right? Well, I mean, this is like. No. She's been in the hospital for like a couple weeks. Okay. This was 20 years after the dog died. I will. They were like. She hurt her. They were like, baby. She had an eye hanging out of her socket. And they were like, baby, we're going to get you some medical help. But first, I need some help. I need some extra crispy chicken. Don't get blood in my gravy. We have a question. Was the dog like stalking outside still? That's what I thought. The dog was hanging out like, I'm going to get that other eye. I think it's a story. I'm going to get it. I thought she got mauled by a dog. And she went in there like, help me. I got mauled by a dog. And they're like, oh, get out of here. That would be even better. We have nothing for that, man. We just have chicken that's not really chicken. Can we shove a chicken in that socket? For customers only. Can we make something? Is that a dessert? See, that's the problem. I don't think we're ever going to be able to find out if it's a hoax or not. Well, no, they already looked at the video camera. I mean, the video surveillance. They've never seen her going in. The location, they never walked in. They switched the location. But the thing is, and I'll give this as bullshit as most big fast food chain companies are. KFC, when the grandma first came out and said that, they were like, we will pay $30,000 of the medical bills just based on the accusation. And then it came out that this is a hoax. And they're like, well, we're still going to pay $30,000 for that. It was so good on them. We stand up there, yeah. Yeah, like I'm impressed. Let's hear it for the Yum Corporation. Yeah, exactly. There you go, Yum Corporation. Exactly. They did it. They finally did it. It's chum money to them. They don't care. Oh, that's no money. They just know that her and the grandma are going to go to Taco Bell next week and then get hepatitis. Right. That's the Yum Corporation as well. Hey, my daughter and her two friends. That's why they're all so delicious. And A&W Root Beer. My daughter. A&W Root Beer. Oh, I got Long John Silver's. A&W Root Beer is from Kalinga, California. And if you go there, they still claim it like it's their one achievement. They're so proud. They're so proud. There's not an A&W left in the town. A&W in Ventura area? Going toward Ventura? Kalinga. Kalinga. Same difference. It's Kaling Station A and they shortened it. I broke down there once and hung out with some weird heads, so I know all about Ventura. Right, A&W? In Ventura. So anyway. Well, it's like Ventura. It's not really Ventura, though. Yeah, burgers. Shut up. It's more Bakersfield than Ventura. Whatever. You know what? Here's the thing. My son and daughter and their cousin got salmonella. The other day at a fucking Cheesecake Factory eating a ribeye. But the cousin ate the middle part. My kids ate the end. And she got way sicker. She had to go to the hospital. My kids just were sick. Oh, shit. Cheesecake Factory. It's like, you know, soccer play. Shit. But yeah, that's the thing with food. People don't get it. You don't eat that shit. That'll make you look like you got mauled by a dog. That's the thing about food. You don't eat that shit. Guys, what we learned tonight is don't eat food. Don't eat food. Don't eat food. Don't eat food. Don't breathe air. Don't try to go into your own apartment. You'll get arrested. If there was just some way we could live without food. Just don't live life, everybody. I went to the Cheesecake Factory and those prices were definitely not wholesale. At all. At all. That is not a factory. I was not seeing any factory discount coming out of this at all. I was like, I might as well went to the... Who's got our trivia question? I got them. Should we do the Cheesecake Keyhouse? Should we get Bumbo? Should we get Bumbo? Are we doing trivia already? Are we getting started? Let's do this. I thought this was trivia. Do you need another shot, Bumbo? Yeah. Is it best out of five? Fuck, I'm about to get it. I think we should do first to five. First to five. First to five. Because we have a little extra time tonight. And then if you guys... Do you guys want to pick categories again? If so, I'll write the categories down. Do we pick our own categories or the same category for both of us? Same. Well, basically, since he... Mark's the returning champion. He's the returning champion. I'm undefeated. He'll get to get to categories first. So he gets to choose. If he wants to pick the first category, give it to you. Oh, okay. I like that. I like that. That's the $10,000 pyramid style right there. So I guess we're going to... What we do is we... Instead of having a buzzer, we just slap the table. They determine who slaps first. Now, we could do another way where you just say your name when you know the answer. Let's not say the tap. I like the tap. Say your very first crush. Yeah, the tap is very white trash jeopardy. Yeah, I like the tap. But that's the problem. You and Bobo's will both be... It's like white trash jeopardy. Crazy eights. Okay, so here's the thing I'm going to do this week instead of last week. Hungry, hungry. So there's six categories. Okay. But I will refresh each time. So you could, in theory, pick the same category each time. Great. Right. Okay, you guys ready? I'm ready. So these... I guess I'll... Okay. I guess I'll... I guess I'm strapped in, so fuck. Yeah. If we can really quick test their... I've been tested. Nope, we tested... Oh, yeah. There we go. Oh, damn. I'm sorry, Bobo. There's got to be some boundaries. I wish I'd have shot in his hand when I fucking bust him. Now I got to slurp that off the table in front of you guys, and you're going to fucking make fun of me for that for the rest of my life. There's a lot more there. Oh, Bobo. I'm going to make fun of you for that. You're going to be wild if you bust him right now. You know what? It's all about... And I just learned a valuable lesson, guys. So let's... Yeah, right. It's actually my fault. I like that. Let's do it. You ready? It was working before. I think it might have turned off. Oh, hit the button. It's beeping. No, is it beeping? It's going green. Here, push it. Talmo, push it. It's going. It's going. I see it. No, it's not doing anything. No, you got to push it. Sure. Ah! There you go. Okay, there you go. Is there a delay on it? Maybe... Okay, I got to hold the button. So, Mark, do you want to pick the first category? I'll pick the first category. Let's go. Okay, these are the categories. Arts and literature, geography, entertainment, history, don't die, that's not a category, science and nature, and miscellaneous. Well, let's go entertainment. That's always a fun one. Help me along. Entertainment. Have your hand ready. Okay, get ready, gentlemen. Have your hand ready. Which airship is featured on the cover of Led Zeppelin's debut album? The Hindenburg. Mm-hmm. Yep. There we go. Sorry, Mark. The Hindenburg. Oh, yeah! I love that. I knew that one, but that's okay. That's the wrong one. Oh, sorry. Okay. Okay. So, Bombo, what category? Arts, literature, geography, entertainment, history, science and nature, or miscellaneous? Science and nature, please. Science and nature. Which U.S. space probe was first to orbit another planet? You fucking Philistines. Come on, get it together. What space probe? Can we pull that one in? The first to orbit a planet. Five. Like, I know the planet, but I don't know the name. Three. Right. Voyager 2. Nope. Goddamn. Buzz him. You would have both got buzzed. You just saved Mark. Thank you. Ah, all right. Okay. Do we get to know the answer or no? Yeah, it's Marin or nine. Marin or nine? No way. I would have got that. Oh, and just to let you know, I thought that was a boat. I would have got the answer since you got it wrong, Mark. It's a point. Oh, okay. So, it's one-one. So, don't just guess like that anymore. I got it. So, what would happen if neither one of us answered? You would have both got buzzed. You both don't get points and you both get shocked. Yeah, I like that. You guys got some Nazi shit going on here. I'm thinking, I don't remember that rule, but go on. I like it. No, we're making it up. Yeah, exactly. Burger, we make it up. It's a shock tribute. Okay, Mark. We make it up as it goes along. I got it. What do you want to do? Next category. Let's do arts and literature. Arts and literature. What American poet wrote, the fog comes on little cat feet, which I've never heard, but I find adorable. No one's going to fucking guess this. Come, comes is spelled C-U-M, right? Fog. Yes. Really? The fog comes, no, goddammit. The fog comes on little cat feet. No one will get this. That's fucking stupid. I know. I'm just telling you. Dude, I'm with you a million percent on this. Can we get a caller who knows that? I mean. No one knows this. Is that the million dollar question? I think so. Who wants to be a millionaire? Nobody's going to get it. I think if no one gets it, that's a free pass. I think that's a free pass. Let's go to a better question. I think you need to put a little judicial thought into this. By the way, fun fact for everyone, it's Carl Sandburg. Of course it is. Who the fuck is Carl Sandburg? I don't even fucking know. Fucking you. Fucking you. If it wasn't Robert Reagan. Wait, didn't Carl Sandburg play for the Cubs? Yes. Yes. Carl's a great Cubs player slash poet laureate. Carl Sandburg. Carl Sandburg. Okay. So we're going to do arts and literature part two. Okay. Take two. So you want to do arts and literature again? Yeah. Let's do it. Take two. Okay. Who, oh, this is bullshit. Okay. Let's do another category. No, it's an easy one. Oh, okay. Good. Okay. Good. Let's do it. They don't all have to be in fucking catastrophic electrocution. Yeah, this is a bomb. If I was you, I'd get ready. Who painted? The Mona Lisa. Oh. Leonardo da Vinci. Yes. Correct. See what I mean? That was a bullshit one. Ryan, why were you just about to answer the question? No, I was. You guys were hitting the same time. I was like, oh, God. No, I conceded the fact that he hit first. No, I was just looking at you guys both. I love this stuff. Oh, I'm not answering. I've been doing a lot of beer racing in my life, so I'm really, really like in tune with who went down first. Let's do it. Let's do it. I think we should have to slam a beer. Well, we don't have enough beers. We don't have enough beer. We've got to bring more beer. Can I have some beer? What's the score? It's two to one. It's two to one, Mark. Look at Mark. Okay, so Mark, what do you want now? Mark is chilling me. Okay, so say the categories again. Arts and literature, geography, entertainment, history, science and nature, and miscellaneous. Let's do miscellaneous. Miscellaneous. Oh, jeez. Do it. What does a chrome dome have a shortage of? Hair. How do you fucking know? What is that even? It's a chrome dome, dude. Chrome dome, like a bald guy. I was drinking with my buzzer hand. I got caught sleeping on that. Okay, dude, I am. Wait, wait. You fucking got it, man. I kind of like that one. Wait a minute. What happened here? Let's do it. Next question. Someone buzzed into it. We're at three one. Three one. Be ready, Bobo. I don't care anymore. I want to get shocked. I want to get shocked. What do you want? Bobo's throwing the game now. Bullshit. Let's do entertainment again. Entertainment. Okay. Okay. Who's. What duo's debut album was titled Wednesday Morning 3 a.m.? Oh, shit. Mark. All Notes? No, but it is an and. I just gave you a big old hint. For pride, Bobo. It's a blank and blank. I don't know what it is. You don't have to answer, but I just say it for pride. Do I get a point if I get it right? No, but you get my love and respect. Okay, so what's the question? Real quick. What duo's debut album was titled? Wednesday Morning 3 a.m. Simon and Garfunkel. Yeah. Well, Mark. Simon and Garfunkel. Simon and Garfunkel. It was one of the two. It's Simon and Garfunkel. Three to two, guys. That's why I was so sad. You were close. I knew it was one of the two. Three to two. You got this. You're coming back. You're doing good on entertainment. Okay. So, sports and leisure. That's not a category. That's not a guy we have. Sports and leisure. Do we wipe it out? Do we have a bunch of him? What's the same second baseman for the Chicago Cubs? Carl Sandberg. Can we get an all-American category? Hey, you know what? Here you go. Here you go. Preston, give him a baseball question. Baseball question? You want to know a baseball question? No, I want to play by the confines of the rules of the game. What were my... Arts and literature, geography, entertainment, history, science and nature, and miscellaneous. Science and nature for a thousand. The pina is the outer visible part of what? Spell it. P-I-N-N-A. P-I-N-N-A. I know this. I think it's banana, but I'm not going to slap a table on banana. It's definitely not banana. It's super not banana. I think the outer layer of a banana is called a peel. Oh, okay. It's called... It's still a banana. I thought that's why they called it a penis because it was a penis. Anyone got this? No one's going to get this. So then... I wouldn't... I don't want to guess. But nobody knows it, so let's do another one. Yeah. Exactly. What was it? It's the ear. What? Okay. That's right. That's right. Great question. We're all... We're all learning stuff. Yes, we are. Next question. This is fun facts. Educational night. Okay. What do you want? Entertainment. You want entertainment? Geography. Geography. Geography. Geography. Geometry. Here's the geometry question. Rhombus is the answer. Rhombus. The English explorer Admiral John Franklin discovered what in the 1840s? Wow. Where did these come from? Admiral John Franklin. Secret entrance to the Earth in the Antarctic. Middle Earth entrance. No. You want to get shocked, don't you? There's some dude in the 1840s who found... I think it's him. I'm going to get back to you guys this post-production, but I really think that he did. That found the entrance to Middle Earth in the Antarctic? Yeah. He wrote a book about it. Yeah. Okay. I got shocked. Yeah. His name was J.R.R. Tolkien. No, no, no. Different Middle Earth. How come I'm getting shocked twice? For three times. Is the answer that bad? Give me the point. Give me the point. No. Because you get shocked again because... This is it. This is from when? You got two. You got to do this. What is the answer? What is the answer? The Northwest Passage. Northwest Passage. Yeah, dude. And when he found the Northwest Passage, wait a minute, he wrote a book about he found an entrance in some fucking ice deluge or whatever that when they're trying to go through Norway to find... Yes, he did. Northwest Passage, Middle Earth, it's semantic. I'm coming back post-production on this because he wrote and published a book about how he found an entrance to the inside of the Earth. Same fucking dude I knew, 1840. What were you doing up in crushed Canada ice, dude? This is true. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. I know. Bommo gets a half a point just for being a big old cunt and arguing that like a motherfucker. He gets a half a point for that. It should be a full point because I was fucking right. Okay. It's four to two and a half. Okay, do it. Why don't you write that name down for me, somebody? We got a question. Let's do this first. Because I want to research if that dude wrote a book about who claims to have discovered an entrance to the middle of the earth, the inside of the earth, in those fucking ice deluges or whatever that are like, they're like rivers that are points. Guys, welcome to Bommo's History Facts. Next question is. What do you want? What do you want, babe? Miscellaneous. Miscellaneous. Okay. Find a good one. Oh, God. I'm going to have this officially reviewed. If you look at it and say, oh, Jesus, go to the next one. I am. I am. I'm going to refresh. I'll still give you miscellaneous. I think, you know what? Here. You know what? Forget that. Talmo. Yes. Ask a question on the 90s. Go. The 90s. Simple question. I don't know if I trust Talmo's answer. No, no. It'll be either way. Because this is how I won a free beer at a trivia contest. I got a good one, though. Do it. Jesse's dad from Saved by the Bell. What is his favorite candy? Oh, Jesus Christ. Get a real question. Hey, guys. Remember that time we let Talmo do a thing and then went, let's never do that again? Fucking nerd. I won. How do you know that? The writers for Saved by the Bell don't fucking know that. Starburst for the win. Damn it. Hershey Kiss. Is it Hershey Kiss? Hershey Kiss. Okay, this is a good one. This is a miscellaneous and it's a good one. Bombo, get ready. See, Mark's ready. You're being a big old dummy. Well, you guys are properly researching your answers. Yeah, sorry we didn't know that a guy found a hole to middle earth. Well, it's pretty fucking important, isn't it? Extra dimensions are going to be more important than they seem. Let's do this. Let's do this. You're killing our real class. This is the most fun. I swear to God, he wrote a book about it. I won't bomb on anything every week. Between Bomba and I. Between Bomba and Mark, you got the greatest person. I just like learning Bombo fun history. Bomba, whether you win or lose, you're back next week. Right? Yeah, seriously. If you're in town, baby, you're here. I really appreciate that. I want Bomba history. What did Abe Lincoln do? He found middle earth. That's what he did. A lot of people know. Everyone just found middle earth. I agree with a lot of what Bomba says, but go on. Okay, here we go. Miscellaneous. This could potentially be for the win. What was the first soft drink to be consumed in outer space? I know that. Five. Five. I know the answer. Four. Pepsi? Nope. Oh. Seven up for the win. No, you still get the point. It's fucking Coke. It would be either Pepsi or Coke, you cunt. Those are the two options. Oh, because they couldn't get seven up. I remember. I was going to say Tang. Tang's not a soft drink. Yeah, it's a power drink. I was going to say Tang. Really? Really? What is it? Fucking hard? That shit floats down like velvet. It's soft. It's a hard drug. It's like orange cocaine before you mix it in there. Let's shock them both. Wait, wait. Wait a minute. All right, I'll take the shock as long as I get my fucking point. Did Mark get shocked yet? Not yet. That was shit. You'll know. I can hear it. It's still blinking. Oh, there we go. You got to put it against your skin. It's against my skin. Is it? Yeah, no, it's good. There you go. You're cheating. You're not tying that on tight enough. Am I still losing? He's running low. I'm not meaning to. The score is Mark four, Bambo three. I can't believe he goes on with that. Didn't I just get one when he said Sprite or whatever? Yeah, you got a Sprite. You had two and a half. Now you have three and a half. I said Pepsi, not Sprite. Okay, do it. Go. Okay, what do you want, Bambo? It's bullshit that there's no sports. Middle Earth. Preston, ask a sports question. Middle Earth. Preston, ask me a baseball question. I want to hear a fucking sports question, all right? A sports question. Okay, you ready? I like baseball, but I'm ready. Here's the question. I'm so frustrated right now. Here's the question. Well, I don't think Bambo's going to get a question right. Who won the last World Cup? Bambo, who won the last World Cup? No, I'm real. American sport. What's the matter with you? Okay. I like how Bambo goes, ask me a sports question, not a baseball question, because I don't know who Sammy Kofang is. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's Sandy, you son of a bitch. Easy question. Easy question. Who won the last... Wait, Bambo, you got to hear this. What? Who won the last Super Bowl? Let's see. Oh, shit. It's right there. It's right on the top. Motherfucker. That's why I wanted more sports questions. Right? No, no, no. It was Seattle. Seahawks. Full name. Seattle Seahawks. Okay. Seattle Seahawks. I gave it to him. I didn't want to feel like I cheated. You cheated? I cheated. I cheated. I cheated. Well, I'm about to get shot. Why'd you shot me? I got to run. Oh, shit. You shot him. Preston, you can't do it wrong. And this is why I run the fucking thing. I don't accidentally shot the wrong team. And this is when the collar gets off because I won. It's a test of five, right? That's it. That's it. That's it. Guys, give it up. Mark. Mark. I want to say, yeah. Russian. Russian. Yeah, you're a geek. He came to the closest. He was good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Bobby, you did great. Because you wiped out the last few. And he didn't give you that last one. Under Bombo's breath, he went. Let's be honest. The first week I played with myself. Yeah. Which is. I'm a master at that. It was so funny. It was a great show. It was so funny. What color is the flag? I'm all red, white, and blue, dude. Come on. Just say it. And last week. What's the Super Bowl is? I was like. Oh, you know what? You know what? Actually, before we forget. Plug your show. Oh, no. I'm doing. I'm doing a one-man show. Yeah. Tomorrow night, Friday night, 9 o'clock at the Complex Theater. Shepherd Studios at the Complex Theater. 6476 Santa Monica Boulevard. Right next to the Dragonfly. The two shows have been tremendous. Everybody's loving it. This is going to be packed. I'm taping it for DVD, for CD. It's an hour of just hilarity. It's a great show. Absolutely fucking amazing. But anyway, so last week I played against Bree, who was terrific. But she had to ask who Dick Cheney was, to be honest with you. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Well. Well, that's not as bad as the first week. The first week, one of the questions, Benson and Zach both didn't know the answer to it. What's the closest star to the Earth? Yes, I remember that. Neither knew. The sun. They didn't know the sun is the closest. Really? Well, okay. You're obviously not considering the 4th through 12th dimension. Okay. So really, honestly, there could be a star. You know what's funny? You know what's funny? Speaking of that, you know who wants to come on? I'm going to be on next week and I'd love it. Bush? Chuck. Chuck? Oh, dude. Yes. Come down into town. Come on the show. I would love to see Chuck in person. That'd be great. I would be so happy about that. I told him that we wouldn't smoke pot in the studio. He's got to stay somewhat top secret. He does a real top secret job. He does. Yeah. It's no joke. You know, like what he does, he knows stuff that we don't all know. Legitimately. Yeah. And he's always driving on grocery shopping. Is he a son of a fuck? What they call a speed bump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a spook. An FBI guy. He might be. I can't even. Fuck you. You know what? I wouldn't even divulge what I know. And I know nothing about him in that sense. But yeah. He goes a lot. He goes fairly deep. And so, he's going to come check it out. And I had to make him a... I had to tell him, look. We wouldn't smoke pot. That's going to be real hard for me. Not a smoke pot. Guys. As you all know. Oh. No. No. I'm going to smoke before and after and everything else. Just not with him in here. How are you guys going to do your anniversary joint if he's going to be in here? Oh. Yeah. No. on. Oh, God. It's going to be amazing. Who hasn't done that? Did Preston not? Oh, you know then, right? Preston told you. Our one-year fuck-a-version. Were you guys going to bang on the table with the shot colors on? Yes, just grab the controller. That was his idea. Oh, it's going to be the best 45-second Skid Row Studios ever seen. How do you last that long? I'm so pissed I lost, but that's the reason you have it around. You got to win your A game. You can't come here. But Burger didn't prepare me, dude. Burger, you should have been like, look, you should have been psyching me up and like, you're going to get shocked and shit. You were like, oh, no, it's cool, Bombo. Just come in and put it on your face. It's all good. Just swallow it. Put the prose over your eyeballs. No big deal. At the time, we were smoking pot in a trailer talking on Chandler Boulevard. That's the time for honesty, bro. I'm the only one that has it around his neck either. Everybody else has it on. Do you have a shot of beer? I'm going to say that. Not only Mark's knowledge of trivia, but also the balls of putting it around his neck. That is the shit. It's a collar. It's not a wristband. Yeah, but most people aren't that badass, Mark. I got to say that. To put it on your neck and take the shock is a fucking man. Please, that's a usual Thursday night for me. Words of wisdom from Burger. Actually, next week's the Bondage Ball, so I'm... You must be excited. Well, yeah, I'm actually... What happens on the Bondage Ball? Are you bringing Cinder Hella? I'm actually probably bringing Joe Adams, which is what a thrill, but I know all the people in the Bondage Ball, all the girls and all the craziness. What is the Bondage Ball? Sorry, I didn't sound like a Bondage Ball. Wait a second. Let me ask you a question. Okay. Wait. Is it expensive to get in? That's what I think. Well, I know people, so it's not for me, but I think for like $20, $30, something like that. The Bondage? Do you get me and my wife in? You'll see a lot of people fire play, spanking play, all sorts of crazy stuff. Can you get me and my wife in? Huh? Can you get me and my wife in? I'll see what I can do. Let me know. I'm not 100%, but... No, no, it's fine, but if you can, it would be nice. I know, I know. You've had such a hard... Yeah. Can I plug a show? Oh, please do. Go ahead. Are you... No, I don't want to get in. The Burger, I'm sure, is happy with it, too. I just got the one show, but look, it's... But Bombo's king of the world, so he can just say shit whenever he wants. Is that what's happening? I don't know. Do it, Bombo. Next week. I thought I was hosting my own show. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just... I wasn't saying right now. I just didn't know if we were running out of time or whatever. I just want to... I want to be in Gilroy and the guy's like, uh... Sam Meeker. Yeah, Sam Meeker show. Station 55. Dude, look, if you're in the Ajo capital one thing real quick. Oh, good. I'm finished. I don't mean to interrupt you. It's what I do. What's the Gilroy, the capital of the world? Garlic. Garlic. Garlic. Garlic. You've never driven through Gilroy? Oh, great. They have all the signs? Yeah. Oh, it's a sweaty, sweaty place, bro. Everybody's just... It's 110 and full of garlic. It smells good, though. It's an awesome city and they got these olives with garlics in them. If you come to see the show, I mean, you're probably going to be disappointed with the show, but you will love those fucking olives. Garlic's great. Do I get a free head of garlic? I will buy you a free head of garlic if you show up to... I won't be there. Gilroy. Anyway, Gilroy. It's on Saturday. It's a great show, though. It's a great, great show. The place is fantastic. The people at that place, Station 55, just the nicest people in the world. Just wanted to promote that a little bit and then I'll be at the Madhouse on Sunday, so, you know. Bouncing around. That's what I'm hell of a drag. Gilroy down to San Diego. That's what the world of us want. I need an agent. We all need an agent. Right? Until then, I'm just going to do whatever I got and that's what I got and I just wanted to say that because Sam was like, can you help promote the show? And I'm like, yeah, dude, I already invited everyone I know in Gilroy, which was nobody. One person. Yeah. It was real easy. That one garlic farmer. You've been to prison. So I'll quit trying to be God now. Okay. So now, also, what was the food review? Oh, dude, this one was good as shit. Where did we go? This was great. Booze. Booze cheesecake. Where? Not, I'm sorry, cheesecake? We went to the cheesecake factory, guys. We went to the cheesecake factory. We all got seminal pushing. I've had like 38 ounces of Bud Light. I'm fucking hammered. Wait, let's try it one more time. We went to Booze? Is that cheesecake? It's on Fountain and Virgil. There are two locations, though. There's also one in K-Town. One in Korea Town. And I personally think they should probably open another six in Los Angeles. And it's just like, it's... Booze and cheesesteak? It's called Booze. It's Philly cheese. It's legit. Philly cheesesteak sandwiches. Proper Philly cheese with the cheese whiz, onions. The yellow cheese, though. Yeah, the cheese whiz. Oh, yeah, cheese whiz. Thank God. I got provolone. Talbot got provolone because he's an asshole. I'm an Italian. I'm a schmuck. Well, they say on the sign, it says Booze cheesesteaks, the realest Philly cheesesteaks in SoCal. And I have to say, it's... The bread was amazing. I want nachos on a bun. That's what I want. I've never had a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. I've had cheesesteaks in my life and been like, eh, what's the big deal? These aren't that great. This is fucking one of the best sandwiches I've ever had. The cheese whiz is amazing on a cheesesteak. They're insane. And the bread... On both versions, you can't beat the cheese whiz. The bread's perfect. There's something magical about it. There's no... It's not greasy. Like, it's just like a perfect... The cheese whiz absorbs the grease. It's like the size of a small baby. It's all about gooeyness. It's about gooeyness when you come to it. A two-month early preemie is about the size of the sandwich. And it's like six bucks for the sandwich, pretty much. How far can I walk there from here? From here? Is it six bucks? You can walk there from the Hollywood Hotel. It's $6.95. So it's seven bucks. Yeah, it's seven bucks. They're open. They're open late. I think they're open until like 11 or midnight on weekdays. They should be open later. If this place... I mean, I honestly... If I was drunk, I would crush three of these fucking sandwiches. Wow. I would not be proud of it, but I would do it in a second. Amazing fries. They have great fries and they also have pizza fries. Explain the pizza fries. We didn't get these tonight, but me and Preston got them once before. It's fries with marinara sauce and mozzarella. Oh, Jesus. Oh, wow. They're fucking amazing. They're fucking amazing. Okay. They are fucking amazing. I could see that. I could see that. That would be good. Support local businesses. Go to Boo's Cheese Steak. Which basically, that's... You got all creeped out by ranch spaghetti, though, bro. Ranch spaghetti? Yeah, the iGoods got creeped out by you saying that. What the fuck does that mean? A child just felt molested by you saying that. It's spaghetti mixed with ranch. Yeah, that sounds awful. Go away. He mixed it with pancakes. You guys have never been to a hometown buffet in your life? Is it hot ranch or something? What is it? Well... Is it a matter of it's hot or cold? It's... I'm very... You guys... Because ranch spaghetti, you're supposed to... The spaghetti should be cold. That would be the better way to do it. What the fuck is ranch spaghetti? It's like the worst kind of sauce salad. It's kind of lukewarm, so when you add the ranch, it just puts a little bit of coolness. Because who wants hot ranch? That's weird, right? What the... It's like... Everything is... This is like the White Trash Food Network. Are you telling me... You tell me you've never had spaghetti, ranch spaghetti. Tell them about Portillo's. Have you ever had Portillo's? That name, I've never been... That name sounds familiar. Yeah, you probably heard it from comics. Has anyone had Portillo's? No, I've not. You haven't? You're in San Diego. Okay, on Buena Vista by Knott's Berry Farm. It's right there. The best freaking dip sandwiches. Italian beef. It's called Italian beef. Oh, they have Italian beef? Italian beef. I've always wanted to have Italian beef. Give me one here at the restaurant in Chicago. Okay. Yeah, amazing. Shout out to Luke's Deli, Tucson, Arizona. Best Italian beef sandwiches in the world. Get the sweet peppers, though. You ain't that tough. Unless you're Mexican, then those are important. I also want to say really quick about the food segment. This is now... This is now becoming we just want to fucking go eat at dope local independent businesses. Yeah, fuck yeah. And that are cheap and have amazing food and we want to support. And if anyone listening knows of a great place that maybe we haven't heard of or we haven't gone to yet... Hit us up on Facebook. Hit us up on Facebook. Joe Peach. And we will for sure fucking go there. Joe Peach is amazing. I want to do barbecue next week. I'm begging barbecue. Who's doing the barbecue? Also, if you... I'm down. You're down for barbecue? Barbecue. Anybody listening that goes to booze or any of the other places they go, say, hey, I heard about this place from the Iamburger podcast and then maybe they'll fucking sponsor us or something. That's right. Or maybe one of us will get a free cheese stick. That's all. Either way, win. Guys, I... I just want a free cheese stick. I love this podcast and all, but fuck it. If I can just get a free cheese stick out of it, that's all I care about. Will you buy her a cheese stick for Christ's sakes? You've been going Let me get a rib. I just want to get one rib. I love Priscilla's. I love Italian beef. But I will still dip that shit right in ranch. Right in front of her. Right in ranch. Boom. I will dip an Italian beef in ranch cheese stick. Who's down for barbecue? I'll take a cheese stick. I'll sit down. Okay. Next, let's drink barbecue. I know a barbecue place. Oh, no. Well, we're going to... I know a barbecue place. We know the barbecue place we want to go to. Bloodsuck. It's down in Compton, so it's a bit of a drive. Damn. It's close to burger. We'll be... Yeah. You don't want to forget about it? As long as you can break into your apartment. We can all go to a burger house and get arrested. Yeah. Exactly. Not the... I don't want to go to the barbecue that white people go to in Compton. I'll take you to a barbecue. Okay. So, here's the thing. Burger, you want to meet your neighbors, dude. I don't. I don't. I can't believe you guys didn't talk about Gary Oldman today. Let's just show up like 20 white people deep. Hey, no. You know what? Okay, I'm going to tell you something that's going to make Preston real fucking happy. Okay, Gary Oldman said that Jews run Hollywood and that's bullshit. Jews and fags run Hollywood and I'm going to tell you that. Fuck all of them. I don't give a shit. I'm a Jew. They're a bunch of nepotistic pieces of shit. They all run Hollywood. They all run Hollywood. What Oldman said was perfectly fine. He's a cunt for apologizing. He said the truth and all these fucking pieces of shit scared him and he apologized like everyone else does. He's right. The Jews run Hollywood. Homosexuals are running Hollywood. It's the fucking fact. It's like saying, oh, you know, the Nazis are killing people. Don't say that. That's so rude. It's what's fucking happening. Well, I mean, this is what I'll say about that. Like the Gary Oldman thing. First of all, what was it? Was it a Playboy interview or Maximus? It was a Playboy interview. It was a Playboy interview. Yeah. Playboy is notorious for getting people, I don't know if they get them fucked up or whatever, but they get people. They give them 500 bucks when they really need it. No, but I mean, they get people super comfortable. Gary Oldman needs 500 bucks. Like, it's most of the times when one of these, like, celebrities comes out and people are like, oh, he said something fucked up. It's a Playboy interview. So Playboy's doing something right because they're getting You're thinking of, what's his bucket? Not Gary Coleman. Not Gary Coleman. Gary Oldman, the wonderful British actor. Gary Oldman did play a little person in the movie Little People. I saw that movie. No country for Oldman. He wasn't even there. One at a time, guys. We're meshing. Slow this down. Okay, one at a time. Go ahead. Well, no, I just, I feel like Playboy does that a lot and the thing is, like, he, let's, I studied film history in college. I went to film school. Hollywood would have started by Jews. Well, but this is what people don't get. It's just, that's just what it is. Like, it's Jewish people started Hollywood. Like, they started all the big companies and whatever and for some reason, it's like an offensive thing to say now when people say Jews run Hollywood and of course, Jews don't solely run Hollywood. Nor did they start it. But they did run it for years and years. And they also were involved at the beginning. Like, that's my point. You know who really runs Hollywood? Somebody's got to run Hollywood though, right? You know who does? There's one guy. No. There's one guy. No. Gay Jews. Gay Jews fucking run Hollywood. Gay Jews. Did anybody Most powerful people. Did anybody actually watch he apologized on Chinese TV. I watched Jimmy Kimmel. I didn't watch it yet. So did Jonah Hill. Gay Jews. I watched the Jonah Hill apology. You're a bigger cunt for apologizing. I hate the apology and maybe, I mean, Jonah Hill should apologize for his career. You should apologize to Michael Cera for his fucking stealing his ass. They're horrible. Wait, wait, hold on one second. I hate when people are forced to apologize for shit because I read some of the quotes from the Gary Oldman thing and like the Mel Gibson shit he was talking about. He was basically saying, Mel Gibson got drunk and shot his mouth off. Who hit him? Who has not gotten drunk and shot their mouth off was basically what he was saying. Yeah. He's right. I agree with it. Who here hasn't gotten drunk and said something fucking stupid that people would find offensive? Not me. I do that when I'm sober all the time. I got drunk, went home when I was a kid and I was like, God damn it, Jews are running this house. Right. And my dad was pissed but he was a Jew. What can I do? What he said about Alec Baldwin and Mel Gibson, they're both recorded conversations. Yeah. That were privately like conversations. So was Donald Sutherland. Yeah. Yeah. So it's basically just a call out. Just, all right. It's stupid. But that's the thing. All they said was truth. I mean, you know. It's a truthful thing. What's on Skid Row's library? Whoa. What the hell happened here? That threw me off. Ninja Academy? What the hell's going on? What do we got going on, buddy? You're throwing us off there. Thank you. Ninja Academy. Okay. We don't know how much time we have left. We need to know the time. We have a million hours. This motherfucker's getting high in the booth. Yeah. Right? I don't even think he's fucking legal. Can we get a picture of this motherfucker? I swear to God. I think his mom's like, his mom cleans here. And he fucking He's in the booth going, mm, he's a bitch. There was a white woman in there. There was a white woman in there. We haven't seen her. Annie, Annie, Annie breaks and enters on buildings that are being built and climbs up the top and takes incredibly scary pictures and shows me and I freak out because I'm fucking very good. You're pretty amazing. I go, hey, I'm scared of heights. And he goes, oh, look at this. You son of a bitch. You know what he looks like? He looks like Ricky Ricardo on Gabriel Iglesias fucking had a kid. I love him. But a really attractive one. Oh, no. Good looking kid. Yeah, no, no. Gabriel Iglesias is a stretch. Maybe he's not seeing him but not Iglesias. Yeah, but he's not a hat cunt. Yeah, yeah. I was giving him a funny guy. Hey, can I have another beer shot? Look at Bombo. Come on. Another beer shot. I tried to go to 3Links. That's going to be him outside of 7-Eleven in five minutes. They don't sell liquor at 7-Eleven. I know. Go to Rite-In. Up the street. Where are those fucking Rite-In? Okay, last thing. Preston, do me the favor of calling out the Cunt of the Week I just had for you. Cunt of the Week. We know. Cunt of the Week. I thought we were going to be able to get specific. I don't have... Lou. Lou. I forgot his name. Sheriff Lou was the Asian lady. Is she cute? I called her... Sheriff Lou. She was cute. L-U, I assume. No, no. She was not cute. Girl named Lou. Sheriff Lou and vaguely Hispanic other sheriffs. They're steroid-filled Mexican cunts. The LAPD is the Cunt of the Week this week. Long-sleeved arresting the host of this podcast. Yeah. The LAPD. In front of his four-year-old daughter. In front of his kids for living in the house that he lives at. For living in a house that he pays for. Cunts. That's a big one. The Cunts of the Week. Let them die. The LAPD. Okay. Guys, watch out. I heard some family members of those other people are moving from Vegas to L.A., so... Keep your eyes open when you're eating. Oh, God. I, um... Right? It's hard to feel bad. The revolution is starting. Let's wrap this up, guys. We had a fun show. It's been kind of kind of wild. I loved you guys. I gotta tell you, you were fantastic. I want Bombo and Mark here every week. Bombo, you coming back next week? You wanna come back next week? What's the date? Because Bombo's... Because Mark's retiring. I'm retiring. I'm not gonna be on the show for a while. So you could be the champion and then come back. Well, Bombo, every time you're in town, you have an opening. Mark will come back for, like, a tournament of champions. Are you gonna be here next week? Let's do it. I'm always here. Okay, guys. July 26th. July 26th, we're talking about possibly doing a trio of the Skid Rope radio hosts. I mean, radio show people. The three of us, three shows on Thursday, getting together and possibly doing a comedy show at Inside Jokes. I can't wait for that. It's gonna be a blast. Oh, combining the shows? Fuck. I love that idea. So that's done, then. That's great. I'll come back next week as the paper champion, but you're the real champion. No, don't give him that. He's like Rocky now. He's the champion. You were the first person that got a half a point. Run for it. Let's rush things real quick, guys. We're running out of time. Go, go, go, go, go. Okay. Every week, Wednesday, workout room, Echo Park, in a backyard. This Saturday, I'm gonna be at Inside Jokes at 10 p.m. Flappers, Burbank, Yuhu Room, 9 o'clock this Sunday, Preston-Blaine.squarespace.com. Monkey microphone at the Hutto Hotel tomorrow night at 10 p.m. free. Jail. The Jews may run Hollywood, but the Latins have taken over the Ice Cream Man game. That's the truth. Gossamedia.com. It's all there. Got it. Got it. Guys, thank you. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Are you a human? I love you. I thought you guys knew I was a fucking human. Oh, my God. I'm so honored. Bye, but when are we gonna do mushrooms and take a trip to Middle Earth? Just DMT and let's fucking hook up with those clockwork gnomes. I don't know. Closing time. Open all the doors and let you out. Into the world. Closing time. Turn all of the lights on. Over every boy and every girl. Closing time. One last call for alcohol. So finish your whiskey or beer. Closing time. You don't have to go home, but you can go home. You can't stay here. I know who...