Stripper Sophia talks lap dances and mortuary school

of those black people are beaten today. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Breakfast show. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Boys and girls, welcome to the Adamo podcast. Woo-hoo! Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Okay, that was creepy as fuck. Oh, sorry. Let me start that again. How was... The milk and cookies going, boys and girls? Well, today's show is a very educational show. Today's show is all about dancers. Exotic dancers. Do you ever wonder what your neighbor's profession is? In the city or town you live in? Well, kids, our special guest today, her profession is stripping. That's right, the good old-fashioned art form of dancing. Is it right? Is it right to be a stripper? Is it wrong to be a stripper? To get paid for your body? Making money? Is it right that the rude comedian always talks about women's vaginas on stage for a cheap laugh? And then calls himself a comedian? Huh. Well, today's show, we're gonna be taking a look inside a stripper's head. That's right, we're gonna take a look inside a stripper's motherfucking head. Join me on the magic journey inside a stripper's head. This program is brought to you live by Skid Row Studios. That's www.skidrowstudios.com. And feel free, boys and girls, to call in the show to speak to myself, Adam O. Or speak to my special guest. That's 800-893-9562. That's 800-893-9562. Now wake up, Los Angeles. Ahem. Now. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Without further ado, please welcome the stripper that changed the face of the kids' show podcast for kids and adults of all ages. Sophia, everybody. Sophia. Hi. Yeah. Woo, Sophia. Oh, I wanna throw money at you. Please do. How are you, Sophia? How are you? You look lovely. Thank you. Thank you. I'm doing well. In fact, you look amazing. Thank you. What are you wearing? Oh, man. This is actually, I'm just wearing this random shirt that I actually got at a show that took place at the first club I ever worked at. And they actually had bands play there. And they just gave me a shirt for free. So I'm wearing that. Just some jeans and looking super casual. Looking super exotic. So who are you wearing? Who am I wearing? Who am I wearing? Ha, ha, ha. Um. Um, besides, nothing, nothing too notable besides my perfume. But, other than that, nothing. Sophia, we're so honored to have you here. I should just be wearing nothing, right? Uh, yes, but this is a kids show. It is. So, let me ask you a couple questions. All right. And then we'll get to the good part. Hope you're listening. Stay tuned. It just began. So, where are you from? I'm from, originally from Santa Cruz, California. Santa Cruz, California. Heard of it. Do you smoke a lot of weed? Absolutely. I do. I do. Actually, I don't. Um, but I have a lot of friends that do when I grew up around it, but it just makes me super paranoid, so I don't really smoke weed. But I'm not opposed to it at all. Yeah, I don't think anybody should be opposed to it, you know? No. You're right. Your choice. Yeah, no. Doesn't bother you. Should cause no harm. All for it. Just not for me. Sometimes I need it when I do this show. I'm a little stiff. Yeah. These beers are helping. Yeah. That milk's helping. Hey, so how did you become a stripper? I actually, um, went to a bar. I went to a bar. I went into a club near my house to go out just as like a customer with some friends that were in town. And when I went there, the girls were super rude. And my, my guy friend was on his way over with some ones cause he was like, you know, I like bringing money and watching my new girlfriends spend it on the dancers or strippers. And as we were waiting for him to show up, um, the girls that walk around and give ones, um, and for change, they asked if we had any, I said, we have a friend on the way and she was really rude and was like, I didn't ask that. I asked if you had any, and we just decided to go to some other random club cause they were super rude. So we went to my very first club that I started dancing at and actually one of the dancers started flirting with me and I gave her a bunch of money that night. And at one point I said, you know, I know that you're here to work so you don't have to waste your time talking to me anymore. And she's like, no, I actually really like you. And she started asking me if I'd ever danced. I said, I haven't. And she said, come in tomorrow and audition. And I'll make sure that you get in. And my friends forced me to do it the next day and I actually got hired. So it was literally super easy and I had no idea it was going to happen. Nice. You really enjoy your work. I do. And how would you describe your profession to a kid? To a kid? Yeah. Oh, um, why are you ashamed? No, no. Um, I would say, well, I mean, um, I guess I would just say that I dance for money. I wouldn't really have to dance. I wouldn't have to mention, you know, taking clothes off or anything. So. And how long have you been doing it? I've actually only been doing it for like a little less than a year. So you're an amateur? Yes. Nice. Technically. Yeah. I go to the amateur route. There are so many girls that do it for years and they're so good. So I can't really compare myself, but I've been doing it for almost about a year. So you have a lot of stripper friends? Yes. Why didn't you bring them? Good question. Um. I'm not really into strippers by the way, but I'm, I'm into, I'm into girls. I like to do it. I like to do it. I like to do it. I like to do it. Do you also have something to say to that strip? Um, you know, that's the thing. A lot of people would think that you wouldn't want to be friends with strippers, especially outside of like work. But I have a couple that I've grown pretty close to. But um, a lot of people have this view of strippers that they're all like super shady or like super scary and they're super fake and they steal and there's like this really weird stigma, but it depends what kind of club you work at. Interesting. What club do you work at? I work at Crazy Girls in Hollywood. Ah, world famous Crazy Girls, boys and girls. Yeah. Can we visit you? Of course. Anyone can visit me. Do you have a lot of stalkers? Um, just regulars. Just regulars? I haven't had a stalker yet. So do you ever go home with any of the guys after work? No, I do not. And that is strictly against the rules. Even if they're Puff Daddy? I might make an exception. Got it. What kind of guys do you like? In my personal life? In your personal life. Man, um. Uh, mentally. Cause you know, physical I'm lacking. I'm not a physical. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. Yeah. Um, let's see here. I like guys that have radio shows. I think that's pretty sexy. Really? Yeah. Neat. Well, I have a radio show. I'm one of the many shows here at the wonderful Skid Row Studios. The chiefs back there are the guys who put this together. So they're the Mac daddies. They're like the Puff Daddy of strip clubs. They're awesome. I'm just the, I'm just the guinea pig who does a kid's show. Got bored a couple of weeks ago and decided to bring on strippers. I was very excited that I'm, you were asking. So you're single? Very single. Very single. Interesting. How long have you been single for? Um, I don't know, like a year, year and a half. It's like talking to a, an 18 year old. You're not even like a stripper. You're not stuck up. You're humble. Are you like a suicide girl? I'm a God's girl. It's like the competitor site. And where can we find God's girls at? Godsgirls.com. It has nothing to do with religion. It's actually like, it's supposed to be a lyric of like some band that came out of LA. I have no idea. But the owner really likes the band and just decided that that would be a cool name. It's all about the owners here in Los Angeles. Apparently. You have to, you have to climb that ladder to become an owner, to be the head stripper. The head stripper. Speaking of God's girls, um, let's see here. So we got, um, we got live on cam. Do you do any webcam shows, pornographic videos? Are you into the porn industry at all? Well, actually I was a cam girl for a year and a half before I started dancing. Holy shit. I was, yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. So you're into like, like, like how I do now? Like normal. Yeah. Um, it depends. Some guys are into different things. Some guys like, you know, the long hair, the extensions and the caked on makeup and like the crazy lingerie. And then some guys really like girls just look like themselves. Like they just roll it out of bed. Now, when I met you in the cereal aisle at Vons. All right, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Yeah. I met you at your strip club. Yes, you did. I'm a lonely dude. Only the lonely. Never get laid. So I was just with my buddy and we were just mad about life. What else is new when you're in between shows? Waiting until the next Tuesday to do a show here at Skid Row. And I saw you and you started talking to me. You're like, I like funny guys. And I was like, bullshit. You just want my fucking money. You thought that I was joking around and trying to drain your wallet. Yeah. And I was like, I don't really have any money. I barely could have, look at my socks. They're like Christmas socks from like the eighties. So Suicide Girls is a little different than God's Girls. Talk about that again. Well, it's actually, it's the same idea. But Suicide Girls is a little different. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, God's Girls just was around for longer and they might have like a little, like a little more of a following because God's Girls I think is more based on like community more. Neat. Okay. It's the same thing though. It's still, you know, girls getting naked, taking pictures. So there's a community in the porn industry. There's a community. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean a lot of like girls who were, God's Girls became porn stars later. So are you thinking about being a porn star? No, that's not, I mean I have nothing against it, but that's not really, I have other goals like for my future. As far as like my profession. Do you get offered a lot of industry work? I've been offered some, but nothing huge. Spread them, spread them. Which way? I mean nowadays there's so many inside outs, upside downs, right to right, side to side, rage against the machine. What's your style? What's your favorite position? My favorite position? Yes. I mean it probably starts with an animal sound, so that's okay for a kid's show. Yeah, for real. All right. All right. Really? Yeah. Let's go to it. What is it? Let's see here. I'm like 12 minutes into the show and I'm asking you what is your favorite position? I think that's natural. Well, I think everyone has like, it's the same one. It's pretty basic. Doggy style. Oh, you like doggy style? Yeah. Stand up. Let me see that boutique. Well, it's, I'm wearing super, there's holes. I have holes in my crotch. Nice. Don't ask why. That's fine. We'll put more in later. So anyways, tell me about the shirt you're wearing. Black flag or black leg? Oh, I wish it, no. I like black flag, but this is my favorite. All right. I'm going to go with black. This is black. I don't care about the shirt. I just made you touch your breasts. They're cute. What do you call them? Oh, I don't really have any names for them, but it's weird because I know like a lot of girls at my club have like bigger boobs, but I like my boobies. I like the T word. It's sharp. Tits? Yes. All right. I have smaller tits compared to some of the girls that work there, but there are guys that prefer natural. I like natural. Natural's good. Yeah. I prefer natural myself. Definitely. I'm not a fake girl. You know, you can't pass a homeless guy with a fake titty girl. You can't pass a homeless guy with a fucking suicide girl. That way it's real. It's authentic. It's raw. What size are your nipples? Well, it depends if they're hard. They're like the size of like smaller than a quarter. Holy cow. Yeah. But it's probably like quarter size when they're not hard. Keep drinking. Nice. Nice. A quarter size. Could you, I mean, eventually we're going to see them, but in the meantime, let's just talk about your nipples. Yeah. Actually, this is the first time. Let's just talk more about Sophia. That is your stripper's name. Do you have another name, a real name such as Sophia Smith or is this a stripper's name? It's just Sophia. That's all I go by. Got it. And you like nerds. You like nerds. I love nerds. That's what you first told me at the strip club, which made me invite you on my show here at Skid Row Studios. Yeah. And I wasn't joking. I like funny nerds. Funny nerds. Successful nerds that are going to be successful. Have a radio show. Yes. Started off as a kids show. Looking super Jewish. Blipped the switch. Fuck you. That's how I put religion into it. Remember, God's girls? Yeah. Thank you very much. How old are you, Sophia? I am 22. Now answer me. 22. Okay, so you're past 18, obviously. Yes. Good. And you thought I was Jewish. Should know the calculations, right? But I don't, see? I'm natural. Nope. Nice. Yeah, 22. Birthday's in May. So coming up. Makes you a Taurus. Yes, I am. Yeah, I think a lot of guys and girls are into that nowadays. It really attracts a conversation, especially a first conversation. I'm a Leo. I'm a lion. I roar a lot. And then I have my hibernation times where I can't speak to anybody. I'm a nervous wreck. Have you seen my father? He does a radio show here called Chickster's Nest. Lunatic. Well, the thing. You have a family? Yes, I have a family. Where's your family based out of? Santa Cruz. Ah, Santa Cruz. Yeah. Are they pretty liberal? Because you said your dad's not really into you, you know, exposing. Well, actually, he's more okay with it. I have done like full nude dancing before. But the thing about working in the industry is you can like they don't make schedules for you. You can come in when you want. You can work at multiple clubs usually. And the one that I work at like mostly now is actually like technically it could be a bikini bar. But you can wear like a G-string and pasties over your nipples. So you're basically pretty much naked anyway. Yeah, it's getting hot in here. How about we start the breather? Follow my lead. Okay. All right. Now just take off your shirt. Where's the money? Don't worry about it. I told you I'll give you my freaking watch. It's orange and it lights up. I actually like your watch a lot. So I'll take off mine. You take off your shirt first. All right. And now you're going to take off yours next. Promise? Pinky swear? Promise. This is a kid's show. All right. Wow. Shut the fuck up. That's crazy. I like your chest hair. I'm a mess. All right. So this is getting good. This is the part where I just took off my shirt. If you're following in a minute, 15 minutes in just about. Wow. All right. This is getting hot and heavy. No, no. It is getting hot and heavy. But you know what? It makes me think. I lost a little breath. I need a little momentum, a little beer. All right. So this is the part where my fucking watch is stuck on my sleeve. Uh-oh. All right. That's why you have to give it to me. All right. All right. So you stand up right now. Okay. You stand up. Now this is the part where we expose our bodies. We're in a free world. Obama's still the president. We're not in that Republican state anymore. However, if you're into that, fine. You still like tits. See, what I'm trying to say is be free with the mind. Now slowly lift up your shirt from the bottom up. Forget the money right now. We're in a studio. Studios make money. Oh, my. It's cool if I take pictures. I don't care. Well, I'm not really like wearing a bra. All right. So as she takes off her shirt, she's wearing this extraordinary little piece. It looks like a thong that was ripped in half, cut up, put X's in it. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. What does your tattoo say on top of your... Oh, don't even ask. I want to know. No, no, no. Speaking of your tattoos, name every single tattoo and tell us where they are on your body into that microphone. Okay. I have... No, no. Don't... Should I move it? There we go. There you go, sweetheart. You can move these things. How cool. I got this little Indian head like for Halloween. Gorgeous. I got this locking key for my dad. I got this for my mom because breast cancer runs in my mom's side of the family. Likewise. So it's like big pink ribbon on my arm. Respect. And then I have... Way to kill the mood though, but hey. Wow. LA for life. And then this is just a memorial tattoo. It's my first one. It's on the back of my neck. And then I have diamonds behind my ears for my mom and my dad. And then... Oh, okay. I'm going to have to... Oh, wait. She's already going. Wait, wait, wait. Slow, slow, slow. It's a piece of art, sweetheart. This is downtown LA where everything has to... You know, everything moves fast, but we're slow. No, no, no. Don't stop. From my Jewish speech, you keep going. Okay. Yeah, there you go. That's slow. No, no, slow, slow. Just like they do in the PORN business. There you go, sweetheart. Okay. Now, what is that iced tea? Wow. It says sweet life. And it's a huge glass of sweet tea because I'm obsessed. You are. And then I just got this one. You're absolutely stunning. You're making me wet. Oh, my God. It's a joke for you. This, it's just like a... See, it's really dry and gross, but it's a dagger through a heart. It's a dagger. And then I'm just gonna... No, no, no. Slowly, slowly. No, no, no. What is your... Where do you get your underwear from? I just got this from like Victoria's Secret or something. It's super like... I didn't know I was gonna be taking my clothes off. No, no, no. We really appreciate it. You're a gorgeous girl. So how many tattoos in general? I have... In total, actually. I believe that I have... I'm the general. I'm just trying to... Okay. I believe that I have around... You can put on your clothes. You can just keep that off because we're gonna get back to... That's fine. That's fine. A little technique session momentarily. There we go. There we go. I think altogether I have... Like 12. Nice. Now, how much money do you make as a stripper? Ooh, the question. Monthly. Monthly. Average. Monthly? Ballpark figure. Yankees versus Boston Red Sox. Okay, well... Income of the stadium. Salary. Money balls. Well, actually, that's the thing. You kind of decide how much money you make. I know girls that make thousands of dollars like a night. And then I know girls that are okay with making a hundred. Do you mind if I put back on my shirt? No. No, you can't put it on. Fine. Fuck it. Okay. It's not allowed. I mean, I guess a month. I'm not super... I don't want to say the word greedy, but like I don't... I like the finer things, but I'm okay with just like making rent and paying all my bills and being able to eat and like not having a grocery shop. And that's pretty much all I really want. I'm not super like... I don't take like trips all the time. So, I mean, I don't know. Yeah. I think my tits are bigger than yours. Oh, no. No, no. That's why I'm going vegan. You're fucking gorgeous. No, you have perky little ones. I do. Mine are just chubby and sloppy. No, I like them. All right. Can I see your nipples? They're nice. They're the same size as mine. Freedom, baby. That's what we believe in here at skidrowstudios.com. By the way, if you're listening to this and you want to talk to a world famous, exotic, extraordinary, smart human being with a body... That makes Rome look like it's in Italy. Please call 800-893-9562 and speak to Sophia. That's 800-893-9562. Sophia, how are you doing? You look a little tense. No, no, I'm fine. Actually, you were very loose. I am. Really appreciate this, Sophia, you being on the Adamo podcast. Now, are you ready for our first game? Yes. You're ready for our first game? I am. We don't have sound effects on my show, so we use the heart. Ding! All right. Okay. Game one, connecting the dots on your body, blindfold it, less than 30 seconds. If I win, you... Get your watch. Have to give the CEO of Skid Row Studios, Jeremy Hansen, a lap dance. And while you give him a lap dance, I'm going to be talking to you about... I'm going to be talking to you about... I'm going to be taking notes on the technique. Then I'm going to ask Jeremy, what parts of the lap dance really got to your mind and made you excited? Okay. How's that sound? That sounds good to me. Okay. First of all, I'm going to put this on. Okay. And you're just going to... Oh, my God. You're going to come over here and share this microphone with me. Okay. Step around here. Okay. Take off your headset. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And how many tattoos in total? I think it was 12. You think it was 12 tattoos in total? Yeah. All right. So on the count of three, I'm going to make sure I'm not cheating by putting this on. I am going to connect the dots with my hands blindfoldedly. And if I get all 12, less than 30 seconds, then you have to give Jeremy Hansen, the CEO of Skid Row Studios, a lap dance. Okay. All right. Are we ready? So when that hits 35, we are going at it. And four, three, two, one. I said that's three. That's nine. That's 12. That's all right. That's, ah, shoot. I have 10 seconds left. Ah, wow. My hand is, oh, it's lost. It's lost. It's lost. It's lost. It's lost. It's lost in her hair. Oh, no. It's, I have one more. Oh, my God. I got it. Yeah. Woo. Thank you. Thank you very much, folks. I just got connect the magic tattoos with Sophia. That was crazy. Thank you, Sophia. Wow. I feel good. You have a gift. I know the woman's body like the back of my hand. That is why I don't even need eyes when I connect your tattoos. Now, since I said if I want to connect your tattoos, I'm going to connect mine. I'm going to connect mine. I'm going to connect mine. I'm going to connect mine. I'm going to connect mine. I'm going to connect mine. I'm going to connect mine. I'm going to connect mine. I don't even need eyes when I connect your tattoos. Now, since I said, if I win,...,... My boobs? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. So on the count, we're going to have a countdown. And it's time for game two, where Sophia gives Jeremy a lap dance. Are you ready? Woo! Oh, my God. They just put on these crazy lights and turned off the light. This is great. All right. This is where strippers meet peewee's playhouse. Oh, my God. Boom, boom, boom. We need some, like, ludicrous playing or something. All right. This is getting good, guys. It's getting lit up like a nightclub in here. Only the lonely. All right, Jeremy, just have a seat right next to Sophia. Yeah. All right. Hold on. Let me turn on this mic. Jeremy's the chief of the studio. He's always technical. He needs a light on. He needs to make it very themed. He's a perfectionist. Perfectionist. All right. You really don't get nervous, do you? No. I mean. The only time you got nervous. Nervous is when you looked at me a little bit exposed. But, I mean, you must enjoy this. Oh, no, I do. All right. So, it's showtime, baby. Okay. All right. Hold on. One more light. All right. We're setting up the lap dance, folks. This is an extremely well lit. We're setting up the VIP room. Lap dance at the VIP strip club here at Skid Row Studios.com. Skid Row Strip Club. Skid Row Studios.com. Skid Row Strip Club. Oh, my God. There's a disco ball. All right. And you have exactly 12 minutes. I've never gotten a lap dance before. What? I've never been to a strip club. Yeah. How's that work? Well, here we go. Well. Adam, I got to say, this is quite a 180 from your previous shows, which is cool. But, yeah, you're taking a new turn here. Yeah. I mean, you are the chief. How do you feel about this program? I feel great about it. You know, can't complain. Nice. Well, this is for you, Jeremy. All right. And I get to just sit back and take notes. Just take notes. And you have exactly five minutes and action. All right. So, should I, like, explain while I do it or just do it? Do it and explain once in a while. Okay. So, I usually like to start off by standing in front and just kind of hands on the shoulders and kind of wiggling my hips back and forth and kind of grinding my knees into the crotch area. Yeah. And then after that, I kind of lean in a little bit and then turn around. And then I'll do the same thing, kind of shake my butt and lower myself so that I'm sitting on him facing away and grind a little bit back and forth. the clubs you're at do the guys touch at all or um good question yeah that is a good question um at my first club they weren't allowed to touch second one they are allowed so the one i'm at now they they you can touch how where like here you can touch like on my hips waist you can't put your hands down right you know that's pretty much what's off limits yeah that's for the downtown strip club yeah so what makes it so interesting is the silence and no music yeah it's brilliant no actually i don't think so i think that's what makes this extraordinary different from any other lap dance in the history of the universe i think i've given a lap dance in silence but that's what's so cool it's explanation silence and you get to hear the breath it feels very clinical oh my that's terrible time is ticking okay okay so after you know you like shift your hips around a little bit a little wiggle kind of and then sometimes i'll stand up it looks like when i have my shoes on it looks better but i'll like shake my butt a little bit right or kind of like it's it's hard you have a great ass wait okay i'll show you hold on i'm taking off my pants for real you're at the club okay okay oh my gosh good job wearing the tiredest pants ever okay yep and they're not coming off because i just washed them okay so i'll like go like this all right jiggle my butt a little bit more wiggling and maybe i'll like lean back on the shoulder and put my hand around their neck that's a beautiful one like that move and then i mean it's only for about three minutes you're you think this is so funny clubs is that every every song is 50 seconds long right so you're paying like a million dollars for like a minute and then you're like oh my god i'm so excited to be here and then you're like oh my god i'm so excited to be here and then you're like oh my god i'm so excited to be here and then this way where you're facing towards them just pretend like you're having sex right and gaze into their eyes that's that's oh sorry it's okay and then that's the move right you look into their eyes they fall in love with you and then they come back they're like you know what i think that stripper really likes me and then they come back exactly but yeah that's pretty much it you just kind of grind and be slow because if you're if you're fast you're gonna lose energy really quickly okay so that's round one now it's time to take off the top oh my god that's on the second song that's on the second song that's 40 seconds yeah exactly no not at my club well this is skid row strip club okay can i see you please beautiful there we go extraordinary absolutely extraordinary i'm really excited but i'm also more scared because i'm watching this it's a little weird oh yeah it is i've never actually watched another man get a lap dance and take notes what notes have you taken i need to know um well the notes i've taken is uh let me this is a question for jeremy explaining it very well absolutely good notes no i have been jeremy what what exactly part of this lap dance uh really really made you blush well so so i'll i'll i'll admit i i have had lap dances before oh come on i was trying to play coy but all right i'm gonna say this is a very nice lap dance the thing that i don't like from uh dancers is when they do a lot of really hard like bouncing and like they're not very sensual so you know this was a nice uh nice lap dance because it was nice and slow you have to make it slow and sensual yeah that's much better interesting so right away when she first when she first sat on your lap were you more nervous or excited i was a bit nervous because you know we never went to this uh level here at skid row studios but uh but yeah you made it very pleasurable and very nice and you're a very nice girl so that that makes it makes it good the lovely sophia and sophia you're single yes jeremy this is jeremy's studio by the way and you guys yeah i mean i've known you a lot longer than jeremy and you and you you know it takes a while radio shows it has 10 radio shows and takes you a while to get back to a facebook message of mine wow yeah i do give props to jeremy i give props to you uh for actually fully committing yeah and i have a good feeling that maybe jeremy what do you think do you think that she has a chance to become like the spokeswoman of skid row i i think she could be yeah i think so too you know you could be the face of skid row and the body and and uh i think you know sex sells i think that it'll attract a lot of a lot more downloads millions right we'll put you on all our promotional materials and oh yeah do you think chickster do you think chickster would enjoy this uh i yeah i think so i don't know it's so old-timey i mean he's he's your dad so you tell me oh my gosh yeah no no yeah oh wow this is you know i don't know i think that he would lose his material which would make him actually uh which would make him very pure and present yeah i think he would oh okay yeah cool however i enjoy all the programs here so now's the good part i got my notes in thank you jeremy hansen thank you very much jeremy hansen thank you jeremy hansen thank you jeremy hansen thank you h right now so those are my notes okay well done teaching us about how to give a lap dance perfectionist i forgot to also say that conversation isn't terrible like you can have a conversation during guys like that they like the company so you're a sexual healer i take it oh yes lots of sexual healing guys come into clubs because they want someone to you know want them and to want to talk to them and you know they want someone to ask about their day interesting do they ever ask like what ethnicity you are i'm curious i think you're a little latin and caucasian okay um i'm not latina at all everyone thinks so which is cool because i i tracked a like you know people in the clubs that are into latinas but i'm not so um my family just comes from like ukraine eastern well i'm just like super jewish you're jewish i'm super jewish milk a cow and give it shoes you're absolutely kidding me right i've had no i've had guys come in and they take one look at the nose oh my god they take one look at me and they're like are you jewish i say yes and they they'll ask for lap dances straight up without even talking to me because guys love jewish girls for some reason it's interesting when you find a hot jew i must say i do love them but it's very hard the reason i say that is because look at me i i yeah i'm a jew i'm not the most attractive guy so i'm sure when you find a jewish prince you're probably you're like wow i met a match you only date jews actually no i don't think i've i've dated one guy that was jewish but he i didn't even find out he was jewish until like after we started like dating so i don't actually go after jewish boys do you like guys you know black guys black guys latino guys um i mean i've dated pretty much like i'm not against it at all you like more the white boy yeah i'm pretty sure all the time i've dated a lot of guys but i'm not my boyfriends have been white but i think that's just because it just happened that way are you taking applications always yeah interesting no what does one have to do to get an application be okay with me dancing is a huge thing guys don't like jeremy are you okay with her dancing are you okay with that okay that's a good start great start i mean a girl that has uh that kind of lifestyle has some great stories oh yes good great stories for my friends even my family i'll tell my family some stories they don't mind they don't mind and and i love hearing great stories like that have you have you ever heard of a club called uh gold diggers no but it sounds like my it's a great kind of place yeah check it out and um so you started in santa cruz you got to la did you have many stops to get to la actually before Before I moved to LA, I lived in Long Beach and Ventura before that. You've moved around a lot. I have moved around so many times. It's ridiculous. Where? Oh, my gosh. I have lived. Is that part of the journey? Jeremy's right. Strippers have stories. Yeah, but I mean, then I wasn't dancing, but I've always lived a crazy lifestyle. But I've lived in San Ramon, Siena Cruz, San Jose. I've lived in a bunch of places around San Diego, Long Beach, obviously LA now. I actually moved to Ohio for almost a year when I was like 19. I like drove cross country because I was in love with someone and he's like my first love. And I drove all the way across country for him and it didn't work out. But you're not your typical Jewish girl. What do you mean? Oh, Jewish girls come from money. Usually go to a nice school, settle down in a couple of cities and then they get married. Well, the thing is. Is that I'm really glad with the way that my parents raised me because they taught me. Like when I turned 16, my parents were pretty much like, I'm pretty sure my mom came into my room. She's like, you want a car? And I'm like, yeah, I want a car. And she said, all right, get a job. And I spent basically my 16th birthday or like around that time filling applications and getting my first job. So they basically told me that anything I wanted, I had to get myself because they weren't going to hand it to me. And that's pretty much how I live now. What's your normal? What's your normal week like when you're not working? Not working? Yeah. Where do you go in L.A.? I like going to Runyon Canyon. I like to go out just to eat with my friends. I don't really go out and party that much. I'm actually like I'm a home buddy. So I hang out with my cat and read and just screw around. So you're an animal person. You kind of remind me of like a Persian cat. I don't know why I say that. Oh my God. But I definitely have. I got my Persian cat. Oh, so you do have a Persian cat? No, I have a Persian cat. Yeah. Okay. Because I know that through Facebook. You're in it with a couple pictures. Yeah. Oh, like probably all my pictures. I'm one of those guys that just looks at your pictures daily. Thank you. No, that's a joke. More beer. More beer. Sure. More beer. All right. Yeah. So moving on. No, I'm obsessed with my cat. I really am. His name is Zath. And I wonder if anyone listening would know, but Zath is from, I wish, I wish I could just have like, like ask this question and be like, does anyone know where it's from? And if you call in and tell me the answer, I'll like, I don't know, give you a free lap dance or something. But I don't think anyone would know. Yeah. I would never want to get a lap dance from you in a strip club now that I kind of got into your mind. Oh. I kind of want to always come here to the studio in downtown, Skid Row Studio. And get my free lap dances if you don't mind. Yeah. I don't think I've ever given a lap dance like that for free. I think you guys are pretty lucky right now. Yeah. Yeah. I think I feel lucky. Jeremy, how do you feel? Aftermath. Very lucky. He's so excited. I would be too. But coming up, boys and girls, I'm going to be giving you a lap dance. How's the beer going? It's great. I love a red stripe. Let's break it down. Does beer really loosen a girl up? That's what they say in porn. And you never got to my question about porn as to why you don't do porn. Oh, because I actually, I'm going to school right now. And after I finish up my general ed, I'm going to be going to a mortuary school to become a funeral director. You're kidding me. Not kidding. So there's a deep, dark side in you. I don't really think you have to be like dark in order to be like, okay with that profession. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. I don't feel dark. I think people think that like all people that would go to that sort of school like are super gothic and like all have like black hair and they're super sad all the time. But I don't really, that's not really me. But how'd you get into working with dead people? How do you, well, first you have to go to school for it. And it's like three semesters of just like, you lose your life basically. It's like 18 units, like a semester, but they're really hard classes. You have to study mortuary law. You have to learn how to, you know, the whole embalming process. You have to learn how to run a funeral home. You have to learn about different customs, different cultures and what, you know, they do. You have to learn about the different methods. There's like green burial. There's, you know, Tibetan sky burial. But obviously that doesn't go through a funeral home, but it's nice to know like, you know, every aspect of death just so that you understand it more. That's the second time this week I've met somebody with an exotic profession. So, well, not the stripper part, but actually the mortuary schooling. I met a guy that actually does sandcastles for a living. He makes, yeah, he makes sandcastles for a living. He's one of the 200 guys in the world. He's going to be on my show coming up. He's from Australia. His name is Sandman Mike and he builds, he builds all, no, no, I'm fine. I just got a little imagery in my, on my phone to show you. Oh, holy shit. Yeah. That's just him. Doing a Buddha statue on out of sand. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow. So just hearing your mortician is that I remember my girl. That's what I know about that. I love that movie. But the funny thing is that I actually didn't see that movie until recently. Everyone thought that I would have seen that, but just did. So it's amazing movie. Also the show, obviously six feet under. Six feet under. They don't really have a TV. It's a shame. Is that, is that a strike? I don't have a TV. You don't have a TV? No, I watched it shortly after the series, the whole series ended and I watched it while I was actually like still living at home with my parents. I mean, you must not want a TV because I mean, everything must be free in your life. I have a laptop and that's in my phone and that's pretty much it. I don't really feel like I need a TV. And if I want to watch something, you can pretty much look anything up online anyway. Yeah, absolutely. What kind of phone do you have? An iPhone? I have an iPhone. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Clink. Love it. Yeah. iPhone's cool. I don't have any applications. Do you want to know why? I got an iPhone. I do. This is a very interesting story. I was working at the club that we met at and there was a guy that hit me up. We have a lot of mutual friends and he hit me up and he's like, Hey, I know we haven't met, but like I'm in the area and I want to stop by your club. Are you working? I said, yes, this is all through text message. And I was like, Oh yeah, sure. Like you should totally stop by. Wait a second. Did you give out your number at the club? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This was someone I knew through other friends outside of there. Yeah. I had to look you up in the yellow page. No, no, no, no, no, no. So we knew each other. We knew each other through like mutual friends, um, totally outside the club. And he, he, he's like, what's the address? I gave it to him and he said, okay, I'll be there in a minute. And I had a Blackberry at the time. And every girl at the club has to carry around like a clutch or something to carry their money around in. And you don't let go of that because if you let go, you're screwed. Someone will steal it. So you carry those around. And what I did was I would put, um, my Blackberry into the case and then close it and go up on stage and dance. And what happened was I, I happened to press the. The exact combination of buttons and it made, it sent a naked picture of myself to him. Like it just pressed those buttons. So he is on his way to the club and he gets this naked picture of me. It was meant for someone else, but he got it. And, um, it was very embarrassing. I got off stage. I opened my phone seeing that I had sent this accidentally and he walks into the club looking super embarrassed. And I was just like, that was not meant for you. And we became friends after that. But after that I got an iPhone because that won't happen with that. Interesting. So you have no direction in, um, that story wasn't that fascinating. It's amazing. No, it's not. How cool would that be? It didn't involve anybody I know. It was probably this guy named like Ted from like San Gabriel Valley. My friend Sean who's awesome. Okay. He's a friend of yours now. Yes. He's a really good friend. Did he meet you at the club? No. No. Do you ever connect with anybody at the club? Like become really good friends, date them? I've dated one guy that I met. Yeah. At the club. And it was, um, yeah, it was, it was interesting. I actually have a rule now that I'm not going to be like dating anyone from the club at all. I don't really date that much in general anyway. So I shouldn't really use like a lot of people think, oh, you meet tons of guys there. Like, but I mean, if you think about it, guys are there for, you know, to either get drunk and that's the rule, at least in this area of LA, if there's a bar, you can't get fully naked on stage. And if you do get fully nude. You cannot drink. Now let's talk about drugs for a second. Okay. I mean, you've lived a life as Jeremy said, you probably have a lot of stories you come with. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sell you like a package. No. You're a beautiful human being. I thank you for being on the show once again. Oh, of course. My pleasure. So, Fia, so drugs. Drugs. On that magical journey across countries several times, Ohio, once you mentioned Ventura. Mate. You ever stumbled across anything that's candy for the nose? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Seems like a lot of strippers do. No. Oh, interesting. I've actually... Actually it's funny because there are guys that will be like, hey, can I pay you in like cocaine instead of money? And I'm like... No shit. No. That really exists. Yes. And when you go VIP, the opt-ins and VIPs are different. VIPs you go into it's very private room and you know, whatever happens happens. You get champagne in there. You're in there for like, you know, half an hour or an hour and they pay a large sum of money. But there has been some crazy requests that I've gotten. But I mean, I haven't really... been at that club for too long. I know that I'm going to get some crazy stuff, but actually I don't do drugs. Have you ever done drugs? I've never, no. I used to take pills sometimes when I was like 19. All right. 19. 19, sure. But what are you, 22? That's not too long ago. 22 and ever since then. Yeah, I was 45 and when I was like 39, I did all this cocaine and heroin. No, I've never done any of that. Fair enough. Ever. It doesn't even interest me and a lot of people look at me at the club like I'm crazy because they think that all dancers or strippers do drugs to get through their night. And it is true. Some girls can't really work without it. But I honestly, if it ever got to the point where I was so stressed out that I needed it, I would still- Sophia, we're getting a phone call. This is Adam O, daddy-o. How may I direct your call? Yeah, hi, Adam O. It's nice to talk to you. This is Herb Scrabbley. I'm sure you know all about me. I've been in every comedy club throughout Los Angeles and New York, the Hungry Eye in San Francisco, 20 Wadi Club in New Orleans. Herb's your name. You know, I've been listening to you and I really think you've got something going pretty strong. I listened to you. You have a stripper on there tonight, a lap dancer, and she's talking about funeral homes. Of course, at my age, I have somebody sit on my lap and nothing happens, you know? Yeah. But I go on. I go on about my work. You know, I think you've got a great show and, you know, it's nice to listen to you, you know? Well, thank you very much, Herb. That's really appreciated. I really appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. You know, I mean, the kids today, you know, I mean, they smoke a lot of pot and dope and they say it damages your brain, but I disagree because how come so many teeny boppers think Cheech and Chong are funny? You know what I mean? Hmm, interesting. Nah, they're not. Oh, yeah, that Cheech and Chong, real funny. I like them, though. The problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. Hmm. I put a grain on that. I mean, that's the way I look at it. You know what I mean? Adam, what does the O stand for in your name? I'm a cereal mascot who changed the face of cereal. Could we keep that on the wrap below, please? This is a, just, yeah. Yeah, I know. Don't worry about that. I'm sorry to bother you, honestly. No, no, no, it's fine. I'm a big fan of yours. That's another show. I hope you catch my act someday. And your name's Herb. Herb Scrabbley. Herb Scrabbley. I would love to catch your act. Hey, Sophia. Yes. Do you have another friend? Yeah, hello, Sophia. Hi. Perhaps Herb. I'm Herb Scrabbley. We could go see Herb's show. I'm a stand-up comedian, and I'm going to be at the comedy store coming up on June 23rd. Okay, so I'll tell you what. Okay. Herb. Hold on a second. Yeah. All right. Drink some seltzer. In the meantime, why don't we, you get a friend, you go with Jeremy, I go with your other stripper friend, and we go see Herb perform at the comedy store. How does that sound? That sounds good to me. That sounds great. I'll really show you guys a great time. Now I'm interested in hearing you. That sounds really good, Adamo. You've got a welcome standing. When's your show, Herb? Huh? Hurry up before I lose this date. Yeah, listen. I'll see you there. You know, I just want to say I like listening to you. Find you online, Herb. I really appreciate that. That's Herb. Thank you, Herb. Thank you very much. Thank you, Adamo. Thank you. Sometimes we get some oddballs. That was... But he's a cute guy. That guy was a character. A character, absolutely. Oh, my. Oh, my. What are we going to do? So, yeah. So we're going to go on a double date. Okay. When we find out when and where that is. There's got to be a lot of alcohol involved, though. It's the only time I really, really get loose. He said, at the comedy store, June 23rd. Are you serious? Oh, okay. Done. When's June 23rd? That's what he said. Absolutely not waiting until June. Wow. He must be out of his mind. That's crazy. No, I think he meant March 23rd. Okay. That's so... Yeah. I'm not waiting until June 23rd. Absolutely no. Strippers, June 23rd? No way. That is losing sleep right there. Speaking of sleep, do you ever cry at night? I'm not much of a crier. You're really not. You're like a tough girl. And you live in Hollywood. You don't live in downtown. Downtown has more of a thicker skin. I live in Echo Park. A super hipstery Echo Park. Yeah, it's a little too hipstery. Actually, it's getting to me. At first, it's a little bit raw and artistic. Wait, is Echo Park more hipstery or Silver Lake? Is it the same thing? Downtown, by far, is the most raw. Definitely Silver Lake. Silver Lake's more hipstery? Echo Park's a close second. It's getting there. Yeah, it's getting there. The Orange County invasion is happening as we speak. However, Silver Lake now is pretty much Newport Beach with a hip flare. I like living in Hollywood. And I don't really see many of the hip people or whatever because I live, I don't live, I do live near like Hollywood and Vine, like that area. But I mean, I don't, like I said, I'm a homebody. So I don't, if I'm not going to school and work, it takes up a lot of my time. And if I'm not at school or work, I'm pretty much at home being super lazy. I'm pretty lazy. I noticed you don't wear lipstick. No. Interesting. I don't wear a lot of makeup. Even my boss at work is like, he has a super funny accent. And he's always like- You don't wear makeup because when I met you, you had no makeup on. Pretty much. Pretty much none to nothing. Yeah, but it's funny because all the girls think it's crazy because they're like, shouldn't, like this is the profession where you should be wearing makeup. And I'm just like, I don't really wear it a lot in, you know, in my normal life. So I don't really like wearing it. And I think I kind of look kind of tranny-ish. I mean, it looks like a super amazing tranny, but I'm not really going for that. You know what? That would just be the icebreaker right there. You're a tranny. Oh no. Oh gosh. No, I have- Too good to be true. No, definitely not a tranny. Just don't like wearing a lot of makeup. And then the show comes back to a kid's show and it's like, hey, boys and girls, here we go. Hey, I'm doing a radio show. Find out you're a tranny. Please don't be a tranny for the sake of this lovely program. I was dancing on him. He could tell. Was she a tranny, Jeremy? Absolutely not. Certainly not. All right, fair enough. So you seem like a real genuine person, actually. I'd like to be your friend. If you don't mind. I thought we were already friends. We are. However, you're a guest. And once you're a guest, you're a guest and then you become a friend and then you become a special guest and then you, you know, let me date all your friends. Okay. Cool. Okay. Well, cheers to new friendship. Cheers to new friendship. Let's clink on that with our milk. Did you hear that clink? I heard that. That was a great clink. They heard that. We all heard it. So we're going to be getting out of here momentarily in the next seven minutes. Time flies by. In the next two minutes. I've been having fun. Have you been having fun? I've been having a lot of fun. I've been having a great time with you. Now, without your tattoos, would you feel plain? Okay. This is this. I was just talking about this with a friend yesterday. I actually like see myself and I know like a lot of other people's tattoos see themselves. I actually see myself without them. Like I don't really like it's, it's hard to explain, but I kind of see myself without the tattoos because they're just like, it's like they're already like, they're not like part of me. It sounds like super cheesy, but I don't really like it. I don't really like it. I don't really like it. I don't really like it. I just see myself like without them. Like I don't really see myself as any different. Really? Yeah. You go to a lot of parties. You said you don't party much. I don't. Is that true? Well, I got that mostly out of my system when I was like 19, 20. And it's funny because, you know, I can drink pretty much. Guys buy me drinks all the time at work. And even if you, if you accept every drink that someone offers you, you will be hammered every night. And I know girls that cannot say no. Yeah, you'll pretty much be a comedian. I might be, I might be super Jewish, but I can refuse free alcohol just because, I don't want to be a sloppy mess and fall on stage, which hasn't happened yet. Yeah. Sarah Silverman's always been the hottest Jew around. Yeah. Just wait until your face is on the map. I don't, are you seeking fame at all? Or is this just kind of, yeah, is this an outlet? It's so funny. That's a good question. I'm curious. When I sit with a guy at work, they're always like, so what are you here for? You want to be an actress? You want to be a singer? And they automatically assume that I want to be something like that. And I don't, that's totally not what I'm interested in. I actually want to end up living a very normal, quiet life. But for now I'm living a sort of life that's more out there. You and your cat. Me and my cat. Your Persian cat. My amazing Persian cat. And it's black and white? No, it's orange with orange eyes. Yeah. He's super, he's my love. He's my everything. Did you ever go to comedy shows? I went to one. I forget what it was called. I went to one. It was downtown and it was really, really good. And there were some bigger comedians there. Garrett Morris' downtown comedy club? No. It was like, what was it called? Like Fuck Yeah? Or like... Not too sure. I know there's a downtown comedy club here. There's a big comedy scene emerging. There's going to be having a festival here in June. I loved it. It was my first comedy show I'd ever been to and I feel really bad because I forgot the name. I'm super bad with remembering names. Yeah, the thing about comedy that I don't remember. Was it at the Mez by any chance? I don't remember the venue at all. I think some guy, Dave Ross, like, puts it on. Sure, sure. Holy something. Holy Fuck or something like that. Yeah, it's been a while since I... Yeah, it was great. I'd have to look at it. I don't know if that's the name correct. And I also have gone to the UCB theater. UCB. Yes. Where hip comics should be. I do love that place. I'm at home masturbating while getting stung by African bees. Pryor once said trees on SNL was 75 with eyes so wide he made the white man bleed. So yeah, UCB is a good theater. I think you should ask me some more like really personal questions. Like one more. I have never heard a guest want personal questions. Yeah. Okay. Let's do this. Sure. Have you ever had a threesome? I have. You have? Once. Have you ever been gang banged? No, I have not. But you had a threesome. I did have a threesome. Was it two girls or two guys? Two girls, one guy. Yeah. I don't know whether I should be turned on now or if I should just stop this program four minutes to go. The girl was a stripper. She was a stripper. Yeah. So it just happened. You like to kiss. During sex. Just in general. You don't seem like you like to kiss. I like to make out. You'd rather just get to the effing. I used to be like that. And now it's funny. A lot of people would think that a girl that strips or dances would be into hooking up a lot. But actually once I started dancing, it changed for me. So I actually have like, you know, more like, I don't know, a little bit of a connection. A lot of people just think it's the other way around. Like all girls go home with dudes and like sleep around. I mean, but a girl that could get it at any minute of the day, time, hour, you get horny. Yeah, but I have an Hitachi. What's an Hitachi? Hitachi magic wand. It's like the best sex toy ever. Yeah, my foot's shaking. Ever. That's the OG. It's the Cadillac of vibrators is what it's called. I didn't make that up. It's called the Cadillac of vibrators. Did you get that a good vibrations? Ladies or dudes listening, anyone listening, you should buy that for your woman or girls buy it for yourself. Cause it is. It's the best you will ever use. I heard the story behind that. It was like, you know, introduced as a back massager in the seventies. Oh yeah, it's a body massager. Right, but women just used it for masturbation. And good vibrations up in the Bay area is the guys that kind of started that, I think. You're from the Bay area, San Cruz. Well close enough. Yeah, and I actually bought the Hitachi in San Francisco. Yeah. When I was up there. Look at that. I used to live in San Francisco. So I know that. Love that place. Joel lives in Oakland right here. I miss Oakland. I do. That sounds weird, but I do. Big shout out to Joel. Joel's been quiet all night, but Joel is the man. Joel is the man. So give a big shout out to Joel. Joel. Yeah, Joel. Joel, woo! Yeah, that's Joel. We love you, Joel. We love you, Joel. So we have a couple minutes left to wrap this program up. The reason I named the time is because time has flown away. It has. And it's been a pleasure. I want to do another hour of this. Great, I do too. You're going to be back. You'll probably first, let's just make a little poetry out of this right now. Okay. You started off on my show. You're going to flow into another show, another guest. You're going to be the spokeswoman of skidrowstudios.com. People are going to be flying by the hour to get, you know, whether it's your autograph, your personal attack on things. You're going to be going to the comedy store with one of your friends. I hope her name is Molly. Jeremy's going to be alongside you. You have another friend for Joel. And then that way we can have a, I was going to say threesome, but I don't want a threesome. I want it one-on-one in a room, a boxed room. I don't want to see the other people having sex. No? You don't like orgies? I just want to be with that girl. You don't like orgies? No, I don't. You know why? I'm afraid of STDs. Well, you can still like have sex next to them. Yeah, but that's more of a percentage of getting an STD. Speaking of that, in your profession, do a lot of strippers have STDs? No, I mean, it's the same. Are you talking about girls in the porn industry? Well, it all goes back to you, baby. You asked a personal question. Do you have an STD? No. All right. We'll leave it at that. No, never. Now, we have exactly 20 seconds. All right. Just like a strip club for you to dance. Shake that shit. Shake my butt. Thank you so much, Sophia. You've been an absolute pleasure. Please come back to the Adamo podcast here at Skid Row Studios. You're amazing. Thanks for being on my program. Thank you for having me. You're welcome. You're a doll. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo, let it rain, let it snow. Here we go, start the show. Breakfast lot, take a bite, make it right. Spaghetti, oh, no, no, no. Wait till lunch, crunch, crunch, crunch my cereal bunch. Adamo, Adamo. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Breakfast show. Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo. And.