First anniversary with G. Tom Mack, Sin Fisted, Arthur Gomez

Welcome to my life. I can take a wild guess. You know what's crazy? What is this? Sushi means sex. What is going on on this show? It's the lighter side of the dark side. Oh, no, he didn't. What did you do? Hello, dark minions. Welcome to the one-year anniversary of the lighter side of the dark side. We have quite a show for you. As a matter of fact, the magician, Arthur Gomez, is downstairs. If somebody can go hit him so we can get some tricks, some crazy stuff. I can't. I couldn't. First of all, I can't. First of all, Josie Cat is on her way. She will be here. I was going to say, some people are on time and some people are not. These people were very punctual today. I'm always punctual. I have Sin Fisted. I'm not sure if I can hear you, Sin. Can you hear me now? Sin seems a little low. Can you hear him back in the booth? I can hear me. I can hear you now. Okay. And we also have not only Sin Fisted, and you've seen her on our show before. You've seen her do all sorts of weird things with her body, crazy stuff. She's the most fabulous foot model of 2014. And she's shot sparks off her body. She's contorted. She's had a guy stick his nub. He's a one-armed guy where it shouldn't belong, or maybe it should. And we also have a legend here that I shouldn't be talking that smut in front of. Gerard McMahon. I think he liked it. Gerard McMahon, also known as G. Tom Mack. Yeah, that's me. And I'm following this great contortionist. You know, all that. Bit about the great contortionism here. Oh, you were in the lobby. You saw her warm up. How was that? Oh, yeah. She was warming up on me, mate. Oh, really? So this guy's... Never mind. This guy's a real rock star. I got a firsthand look at what was to come by just being next to her. I'll bet you did. He was watching me taking foot selfies. And how was that? Were you taking foot selfies in the lobby? Oh, wow. Yeah, on the wall. I was watching her. G. Tom Mack, are you into feet? Is that like one of your things? I'm into everything. It doesn't have to be feet. Feet are fine. I mean, if I can ever get down there. Listen, there's so much stuff on Sid Fisted. I'm always looking about the upper areas, you know? Well, funny you should say that because Sid Fisted is actually... She's shopping for breast implants. She's trying to get into breast implants. In the market. Yeah, we were talking about that. Yeah, we were talking a little bit about that. She told me... I asked her why she wanted to get them. Yes. She said, well, these aren't really there. These aren't me. She has padded bras. Yes. Padded bras. And she said... They will be this size. Yeah. I know they're padded bras because she's actually let me feel those before. Well, I took them off on the last show. Right, you did. But I felt those before and it's all bras, so... I can't feel this at all. All bras. So I guess we better start. I was going to say... There's a song in that. All bras. I think I'm going to write that. See? And this guy has written songs. This is G-Tom Mack. Nice segue, right? Nice segue. You know, forget the straight interview. We're going to just talk. It's all right. We're going to put some things in here. G-Tom Mack... Yeah, that's all right. ...as you know, there's going to be a lot of people that are into the goth scene that know this song. I was in New Orleans for the Vampire Ball in October. It had been a while since I heard the song. Carfax Abbey was performing there. And the last song they did was Cry Little Sister from the Lost Boys soundtrack. And that is your most famous song, the song that won't die. Yeah, I mean, it really is probably my most famous song, even though Kiss recorded my song, Is That You? Right. Which wasn't me doing it. But that, you know, nobody really knew who wrote that. They all assumed that Kiss wrote that song, but I wrote it. And I've had a lot of songs, obviously, recorded by other artists as well. Right. I've got your Wikipedia page, so this is all true. Anything on Wikipedia is absolutely... Anything on the internet is true. Hey, we've got Arthur Gomez in here. Come on in. Have a seat right there. This is Arthur Gomez. He's a magician. He's going to be doing some tricks. I'm glad you can make it. Oh, I love magic. I love magic, too. I turn into, like, a little kid. Well, I don't know if we've got room for him. But, uh, because we're going to have Josie sitting here. But if a couple friends want to come in, they can come in. Sure. Why not? It's a party. Come on in. There you go. It's your anniversary. You're allowed to have a party. This isn't the first year anniversary. Come on in. It's the Dark Mark show. They can come in, but I get to shoot them with my sparks. Yeah. Well, you better be careful, because there's going to be some music. There's going to be some sparks. I know you had a whole posse. Look at this guy. These are my friends. These are your friends. Hi, friends. I don't have chairs for all of you, but... At least somebody around here has friends. A couple people. Well, until my co-host gets here, a couple people can sit down here. Whatever. I want to introduce you. This is G-Tom Mack. Hello. And this is Sin Fisted. Hi. Hi. And I am Dark Mark, the goth comedian. Oh, you're... Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hot girls, man. I saw this guy. You got to see this guy on YouTube, man. Come on. Have a seat. Relax. You're on the show. You're a star. You're a star. All right, man. Thank you. Okay. Let me tell you who you're sitting next to, Arthur. This is G-Tom Mack. And he's recording with a lot of people you've probably never heard of. General Hall of Fame. Oh, okay. Roger Daltrey of The Who. You ever heard of The Who? Put your headphones on. Oh, no. I've never heard of it. Do you know... Have you ever heard of The Who? Yeah, the band. Yeah. He... One of his good friends, if I'm reading correctly, is Roger Daltrey. Well, I wrote songs for him and produced a solo album. He wrote and produced a solo album. Carly Simon. I know you guys don't know who that is. That's right. You wrote the song, I Give You All Night, which was number five on the charts. Chicago, which is funny, because I was reading and you... God. This is like stuff that I was making some money off of. I'm not dissing Chicago. I love you, yes. I'm not dissing... I'm writing a letter for all your friends. I apologize. Listen, your moms and dads probably... I'm talking to people in here. Right, right. And some of you out there. But your moms and dads probably knew who Chicago was. I mean, they're a good band. You know, it just wasn't my kind of thing, but they wanted me... Which is weird, because I read that your first album, which came out in the 70s, was compared to Chicago a lot. Yeah, because I didn't produce it. They turned... I was really much... My music was a bit more Bowie, or Bowie, as you say. Right. A bit more, you know, glam Rocky. Right. And this producer came along. He produced Chicago, actually. Right. And wanted to... He signed me, and I was like, what, 16 or something. Wow. Yeah, I was very young. And I didn't know anything, any of this stuff. I'd just come to America, and they took my music and turned it all around and made it sound a bit Chicago-ish. Yeah, Arthur's friends. He was born in England. I don't know if you caught that. Yeah. I was born in England. It's a bit obvious, isn't it? He was born in England. And he started out... Am I correct? He started out in an R&B band in Harlem? Well, my family came over for a bit, and I was in... Well, I started to play when I was about 11, 12. Right. And I ended up in an R&B band, in an all-black band, because I played bass pretty well at the age of 14. Right. And I would go up to Harlem and play in this band, and it was just... Right. You know, I was just figuring it all out at that time. But I was playing with some great people. I mean, you know... Right. I mean, people would come into that club. You know, Stevie Wonder would come in there. You know, Al Green, all these kind of people. It was just, you know... And you would play bass with Stevie Wonder and Al Green? Not for them, but they would come into the pub, the club, you know? So you would jam with them? No, I did not. Okay. But they looked at the little white boy up there going, oh, he's good. Bloody hell. But I ended up... But, you know, the great thing about it, the one thing I am proud of is I work with the likes of Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. Earth. on and Ice Cube came into my life and I wrote a theme song to a movie called A Player's Club. Maybe you guys know that one. Yeah, I was going to go with that. You get props in hip hop because... Well, I love hip hop. I live in... To this day, I mean, I wish I was a hip hop artist. I just, you know, started off... Do you live the thug life? I don't know. But I've... Are you thug life? Yeah. I live the life vicariously. You're a bit of a thug. You can be a bit of a thug. You're Irish. Well, Eminem, you know, he sampled me on the Recovery album and I was really... That was just something I've never in a million years... I mean, I was so... I had to lie down after that when I found out he was recording and sampling me because I'm a huge, huge fan of his. Right. But, you know, but be that as it may, yeah, I'm a wannabe hip hop artist and I ended up in the rock world. Right. But you've been sampled by... So how did you get into the place? But you're right. I've got... I'm a half Irish, so we're black anyway. Right, right, right. So Irish or black? It's just that we look white, but we're really black. Right, right. You can laugh on her. It's okay. It's all right. We're doing a show. You know what I'm talking about. We're going to get to love him. We're going to get to know her. We're going to get to know you. We've got some cake. Don't worry about it. You're so shy, Arthur. I can't believe this. Well, I'm not shy. I'm just listening. Oh, you're doing a fake English accent? Is that what that is? Huh? No, I'm listening to everybody. Gerard, how accurate is that one? Well, I don't want to talk while somebody else is talking. So, you know... No, I know you guys. Well, you're like hiding your head. Oh, no, I'm listening. I'm listening. No, he's, you know, I'm going to do the same when he goes into his bed. I'm going to just sit here and hang my head and listen. But he, yes. But how did you get in the Players Club with Ice Cube? How did that come about? I beg your pardon? The Players Club with Ice Cube. You were featured on the soundtrack. Well, it was interesting. The music supervisor of that film, a guy named Frank Fitzpatrick, a white guy, basically, he'd done all the Friday movies with Cube. And so he said, hey, would you mind, you know, I love your stuff. I know you've done a bit of hip-hop tracks and, you know, what have you. And he said, would you want to come up? Would you want to give it a go and come up with a theme song? Mind you, there's 30 other people up for the part to write this song. Right. And Cube, you know, wants to rap over, but he wants something kind of old school, but will, you know, kind of mix the bit, you know, modern and old together. So I went back to, I was on my way back to New York where I was living at the time. And I basically went in the studio, I looked at the film and got inspired and wrote something. And I actually wrote it on the plane. Right. And got in the studio and then laid it down and didn't think much of it. And then sent it out to Cube. Well, to Frank. And then they were listening to 30 some odd things. I mean, I was up against the likes of Pharrell and all these other incredible, you know, producers and writers. And he said, who's this? And he said, oh, that's my... And he said, this guy's got it. This is what I want. And he said, get him. Let's take this track. This is working. Money Can't Buy the Love. And that was the song. And so Frank calls me. He said, listen, Cube wants to use your song as the opening of the film. And I said, really? And he said, yeah, but it's one thing. He keeps calling you Jerome. And he thinks, I'm going Jerome because Gerard. Right, Gerard, yeah. My real first name. And I said, well... And he said, well, I'm going Jerome. Because Gerard. Right, Gerard, yeah. My real first name. And I said, well, I'm going Jerome. Well, that's okay. Just as long as my bloody song's in the movie. You can call me anything you want. But, and also, Eminem is a big fan of yours. Yeah, well, I didn't know that until later. He was a fan of that song by Little Sister that I wrote for Lost Boys. Right. And so they sampled me in a song called You're Never Over. Right, right. I was listening to that, yeah. Which was probably one of my favorites. Not just because I'm like, but I love what he did with it on the recovery. I love the recovery soundtrack. It's brilliant. It's a great album. Masterpiece. And the money coming in isn't bad either. That's really good. There's nothing like better than Eminem money, let me tell you. I can imagine. It's Eminem money and Beatle money. Beatle's money, Eminem money, they're right in the same pocket. But you gotta say, this guy is the biggest star in the world. Who's that? Eminem. Oh, without a doubt. For the last 10, 15 years. I think he's... And there's not even a contest. And he says, I like your stuff. That's... Yeah. That's a huge compliment. It was quite amazing. It was pretty awesome. I remember when the deal was going down, my publisher says, well, this is what we're going to ask for. And I said, well, if it has to be less, I'm good with that. And he said, it'll be fine. Just trust me. If I'm not done, you know, I'm just gonna... But just know that I would do it... Yeah, I was so flattered, you know? Right. I mean, is the best way to put it. I mean, this guy was actually listening to... It's not only that he knew that, but he knew other things as well. Sure. You know, but getting back to Cube, it was interesting. It was such a great... Cool thing to have done. And I love that movie. You've seen it, yeah? I love that movie. Everybody's seen it. Wait, what movie? The Players Club. The Players Club. Oh, The Players Club. Oh, okay. What'd you say? The Fridays Club? I was like, Friday. I saw that movie. Well, we've all seen Friday, but... I've seen that movie. Well, I saw The Players Club. Yeah, Friday. Oh, you're talking about Fridays. Yeah. All that stuff was great, too. But I mean, you probably have seen... Let me... I'm going through my notes on Wikipedia. It's all true. But you have probably seen... Here's a list of all the TV and movies. You got... Wikipedia and TMZ. There was truthful people in the world. Fast Times Ridgemont High and Kids. Just so you know, this is what's known as a... It's a record album. And this is what people used to listen to on music. Yeah, it's actually... It's a big, big thing called vinyl. Back in our day. This is... Well, this is actually even before our time. Well, they know about this. Vinyl came back. They know what vinyl is. Come on. Give them a big credit. Gerard McMahon. Right between Sammy Hagar and Stevie Nicks. And they don't know who they are. They don't know who they are, but... You know who they are. Okay. So that's pretty good company. But... Fast Times Ridgemont High. Have you seen... You've seen this movie. Yeah. It's a classic. Yeah, well, that's true. When Mike DeBone takes her to the pool house, that's his song. Yeah. And we got... The Lost Boys. We're going to get to that. Vampirella. Chasing Amy. You've seen that movie. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, I love that movie. I love Kevin Smith. He's brilliant. Right. Other players. Fame LA. I don't remember that. That was... That was a TV series. We got the... Listen. There's been some... I can't be perfect with that. Everything. Well, you know... You know what's coming up. I have no idea. From Justin to Kelly. From Justin... Oh, my God. Remember the American Idol movie from Justin to Kelly? The Game by Gerard McMahon. The Game. Yeah, that's right. My imitation of Michael Jackson. As the world turns. Scrubs. As the world turns. I didn't know that. I heard it. I heard it. You heard a song. I heard it before. It's a soap opera. Yeah. But I thought you heard his song in... Yeah, so... But Scrubs... But Scrubs... But Scrubs... But Scrubs... But Scrubs... But Scrubs... But Scrubs, The Shield. I mean, you've been on... A lot of television. Yeah, a lot of television as well. You did a remix for True Blood. It's amazing. And I'll tell you who else is amazing. Sin Fisted is here. This is Sin Fisted, our best friends. Sin Fisted. And she is a contortionist, a burlesque dancer. And you do so many things. Since I've seen you last, since you've been on the show last, which is quite an appearance. Yeah. You did a Rocky Horror themed burlesque show. Yeah, I did a drag show. You played Frankenfurter. Yeah, I did a drag show for Billy Brothers, Dragula. And I go into the drag bar dressed as Frankfurter. So you're playing a transvestite dressed as a woman. I'm a woman dressed as a man dressed as a woman. Right. And I'm wearing this corset that totally flattens me out, right? And when I first get there, the Billy Brothers don't even recognize me. They didn't realize it was me. Wow. Because it looks so good. Wow. And then I'm talking to some of the guys and I start doing my man voice like this. Excuse me, I'm trying to get to the men's room here. A little lower, please. And then when I get on stage and I'm doing my performance and I'm flexing and everything, and at the very end of the song is a big reveal. I take off my top and then realize that I'm a woman. Right. And all the guys were like, oh my God, that was so brilliant. I didn't, I had no clue. You confused a lot of guys that night. But, and then, by the way, that reminds me, this show is being brought to you by audible.com. You go to audibletrial.com slash darkmark. You can get a free audio book and a 30 day free trial at audible.com. One of the books they have is Bram Stoker's Dracula as performed by Tim Curry, Alan Cumming, and an all-star cast. So they've got cool audio books, comedy albums. Check it out. It's free. You get a free book. You get free for 30 days. You can cancel after 30 days. But if you stay, you get deep discounts on the books. Try it out. Support the show and get a free audio book. So then you did Marilyn Manson. I actually did Marilyn Manson first. Okay. And then I got booked for Dracula. How confusing was that? It was when I did one drag show and now I'm getting booked for more. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. I'll get the cast here too if somebody can get it. But yeah, it was for Gods of Rock from Devil's Playground. Not quite yet, but yeah. And it was all female burlesque performers portraying male characters. So we had Mick Jagger. We had so many different girls. You work with Gene Simmons, right? Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. We had Diamondback Annie. We did Paul Stanley. Right. How does this compare to Gene Simmons? Check it out. It sounds better. Yeah. That's the noise of her piercing touch. It's all better. That's just, yeah, my tongue clicking. Oh, okay. You don't do that. I might have to card all you guys to make sure that you're allowed to be in there. When I used to work in the bikini bars and I'd give women lap dances, I would do the whole entire song. Like that? Yeah. I can keep it going forever. What song? The girls. Just whatever the girls, whatever they picked, you know, I don't have control. Whoever's on mainstream. Whoever's on stage controls the music. Right. So when you're doing a table dance, lap dance, whatever, you just have to dance to whatever is playing. Okay. So, so like girls, girls, girls, you can do that on your tongue? Yeah. I would just make it flicker the whole time while I'm dancing and everything. Yeah. I wouldn't do it to like the beat of the song. I just flicker the whole time. Oh, okay. Okay. And of course the girls are like flushing. Right. They like that. Speaking of blushing, I want to make sure I get, and Arthur, we're going to talk about your magic in a second. I'm glad you're here. Oh, thank you. I want to do this. I'm trying to, I'm trying to get everything together. Oh no, I don't have a problem. I don't have a problem. Okay. But Arthur, now how, now, first off, when did you start doing magic? Back in 2006. Yeah. Who, who's, who inspired you? Criss Angel. Criss Angel? Really? Yeah. Get out. No, it's, it's, it's okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Really? You saw Criss Angel and he inspired you? Really? Well, yeah. Sometimes David Blaine, but mostly Criss Angel. Cause you just street, I saw you doing street magic in Venice, so I thought it was more of a David Blaine thing. Well, first David Blaine, but then mostly, but mostly Criss Angel. Right. Yeah. So, so, so you can mind freak us a little bit tonight? Oh, of course. That's why I'm here. You go, you go. Yeah. Well, I was, you know, I was going to have you do the, do the grinder, but I guess I'll wait till Josie gets in. What's that? And then we'll do the grinder. Wait till you see it. Oh. Wait till you see it. But we got to. Yeah. Trust me. It's going to be crazy. But, but anyway, so, but you've worked, so, so you, you started doing magic. I was 12 years old when I started doing it. Okay. 2006, 2000. I'm 20 now. Yeah. You're 20 now. Okay. I got you. So. Uh, yeah. So, so none of that, uh, none of that evil spirit for you guys. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. So, so, but, and you, you perform, you've performed in the magic castle, correct? Oh, I did a practice performance, like rehearsal performances. How was that? It was, it was cool, but it was kind of, it was kind of hard. It was, it was kind of hard. A lot of pressure, huh? Yeah. Cause like they had me like, they had me like, like move fast, like table, like room to room, table to table. I got to get used to like dressing up, like. Oh yeah. That's stuff like that. I know how it is. Now you know what it's like to be a hooker. You're a magic hooker. You are a magic hooker. Indeed. How dare they do that to you at the magic castle. But, uh, obviously you meet a lot of good friends, a lot of cute girls. Well, these are my friends. Yeah. But I see, I saw you in Venice. I mean, every trick you did was with cute girls. You guys use this guy's YouTube thing. See, the thing is, if I go up to guys, like a lot of guys, like most of the guys that I go to, they're like kind of rude sometimes. Right. They act all competitive, like, oh, like cocky. I'm like, oh. Right. So, and you call yourself the magic savage. Magic savage. Which I was going to post that, but it's weird for me to call you a magic savage. It's kind of a weird thing, you know, but I like it. So, so tell, tell, explain that moniker for us. What's so savage about your, speaking of savage, here comes Josie Cat. We're having a party. This is Josie Cat. Oh, hi. Nice. This is Arthur's friends. Those are my friends. Hi, Arthur's friends. Wow. You bring an entourage. I thought G-Tom Mack would bring the entourage, but no. This is Josie Cat, my co-host. It's much better. Hi, Jessica. Hi. Josie Cat. How you doing? Josie Cat, not Jessica. Josie Cat. So, this is what they say when a cat walked in the room. The cat just walked in the room. Yeah. Look what the cat brought. Oh, that's what it is. Okay, so. I got the wrong one. I got the wrong sign. All right. Right, right. Yeah, let me, let me get the mic over here. Hello. You want to say happy anniversary to the Dark Minions? Hello, Dark Minions. Happy anniversary. Sorry. That's pretty good. Sexy. We're going to get you something. So, I got your assistance right here. Did that make you twitch? It made me twitch under the table. But we're going to do something amazing, and then we're going to have your magic towards the end of the show, if that's okay, because I definitely want you to amaze and seduce these women. I'll stay around for that. Come on. So, Josie, I think it's time. I was waiting for you to come in, because we were going to have Sin. Sin's got a special grind core. It's a performance for us for the anniversary. Oh, yay. So, I'm going to have to turn the camera around a little bit. So, if you can say hi and tell everybody how great it's been working with me for a year. Let me get my situation situated. Well, I'd like to say I probably said fuck you, Mark, about 50,000 times in the last year. Sure, it's coming up. Should I do my Hollywood report? Do a Hollywood report. Yeah. This week was fun in Hollywood. I know. You were late. Ha, ha, ha. And she's getting undressed. Now, this is one of my famous songs. It's called Sex Junkie. And it's very complicated. The words just go sex, junkie, sex, junkie, sex. Do you want to see the list of the songs that G. Tom Mack has produced? Wow, what a segue that was. So, we got like 10 things. Let's get our attention to Thin Fisted, who has a metal bra. Wow, that bra is incredible. These are things you shouldn't see until you're 21, but check this out. How old are you? I'm 20. You're 20? Yes. How many more months? Are you counting down months? Is everybody under 20 here? Oh, he's 20, my friend. I am. Well, we know you are, G, but the rest of us, I don't know. I don't know about that. Well, I feel under 20. That's the main thing. Do you know what this is? Yeah, I think I might get to get into some of this. Okay. Yeah, okay. Hold on. All right. So what have we got going on here? You're going to love this. Wow. Woo. Fourth of July in here. There you go. Set them on fire. This video is just freaking out. We've had so much. This is crazy. Can you take a picture of me? This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. Too bad the viewers really can't see this. It'll come back. Keep grinding. Keep grinding. Keep grinding. It smells good. It smells like sulfur. Doesn't that burn? Okay. I don't want to block the camera. Okay. Like this. Like this. Okay? He's got his eyes closed. He's totally terrified. I want a spark in the eye. Totally. That's exactly what I want. Spark up, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Woo. What do you think of that? Now it's a party, huh? There you go. Yeah. What the heck? That's crazy. What the heck, man? He didn't get burned at all. You spark me up. All right. You spark me, baby. All right. All right. You spark me, spark me up. You spark me up. You spark me up. I love it. Very good. You spark me up, Mark. That's the next hit song. There you go. We're inspiring G-Tom Mack to write so many songs. I think he just wrote one just now. There you go. Just for Sin. Sin, you have your own song now. You have your own theme. There's only one thing that could possibly top that. I don't think anything could top that. We're going to talk about your song that never dies, Cry Little Sister from the Lost Boys soundtrack. Yeah, it doesn't, does it? It doesn't die. It just doesn't die. I was listening to all, I've listened to Cry Little Sister so much in the last week for its preparation. Well, I've been masturbating to Sin Fisted, but I've been listening to every version, every kind of version. We did a lot of research on her. I did a lot of research on Sin Fisted. I want to make sure I was prepared for the show. That's why she keeps coming back. As you should. Did you see the new video that was posted on Vimeo today? I did. Of me sucking my dick? I did see the video of you sucking your dick, yes. Sin has many talents. Next time on the show, will you do that? Yeah. Okay. If you go to my Facebook page, Sin Fisted, you'll see it. So I know now what's going to put me to sleep tonight. Except for you kids. Do not go to Sin Fisted's page and watch him suck it. It's 18 and up. It's 18 and up. They're good. They're 20. They're fine. She doesn't literally suck her own dick. Explain what you do, Sin. I wear a strap on and I fuck my face. Okay. Okay. That's good. I'm a contortionist, so I can... She can put her legs... She's not warmed up. No, no, she didn't. She can put her legs over her head. Is this you don't want to eat cake with your toes? Yeah, oh yeah. Don't spoil the surprise. I am so sorry. Did you get the camera back over there? Oh, yes. I might have to get a shot of it. No, no, the camera's there. Oh, yeah. We got to get both of us. You said you didn't want to be in the camera. I know. I didn't know that was pointed at us. No, you look good. You look good. What are you talking about? I know. There we go. Now we're both... Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Look at this. Wow. Can you teach Josie Cat to do that, Sin? Or better yet, could you teach G-Tom Mac to do that? Because I think... I can do that, by the way. I'm very flexible. Can you? Yeah. He just doesn't want to do it right now. So what's your number later? It's a new way to have sex. We contortionize with one another. Ooh. Because you're a very slender guy. Are you flexible like that? I am very flexible. I stretch every morning for 20 minutes. Right. And, you know, I work out and do all that crap. I told you it was going to be a crazy show. I've been with a yogi before, and that was interesting. Right. Oh, yeah. Even more than you? He could do, like, the Russian splits. I can't do that. I could do, like, left and right. What's a Russian split? With both legs straight out like that. Go all the way out. Could you do a Russian split, G? I can do the... I can, yeah. I can do the left leg forward. I can do the left leg forward and right leg forward. But I can't do the... You're not seeing me on stage. No, I saw you on stage. Yeah, you were doing the acoustic set. Matt Sandoz. But that was just an acoustic thing. Matt Sandoz. If you look at the... If you look at... Well, if you go on and see Was It Magic, the new live video, you can see a bit of my... Right. ...twist and turning of my hips. Not like what she does. Can you show us? But can I show you right here? Yeah. Please. I'm not in the mood right now. Maybe I have a drink of that stuff, and I'll do it. Give him a drink. Well, I was going to talk about Crilel's sister, and we should talk about that. Can you sing it a little bit? It's getting hot in here. We were going to do the whole song, but I wanted to do the whole story behind the song. This is a song from the Lost Boys soundtrack. Everybody's heard it. It's been covered by... Everybody? Has everybody heard that song? Yes. Oh, so the young'uns like it. The young'uns like it. They've heard the Eminem song that samples it. Carfax Abbey did a cover. L.A. Guns did a cover. Yeah, that's right. They did, didn't they? Did you like the L.A. Guns cover? Yeah, I've heard them all. Yeah, Blue Angel. This, I mean... Seasons After. Seasons After, yeah. Oh, my gosh. You have Fast Times? Yeah, guess who's on it? Oh, how cool. Which song? Which song? A song called A Look in Your Eyes. She's on the Fast Times. See, if you were here on time, we already went over that, but... Oh, okay. I'm a little late in the game. I'm shaking fists. No, that's okay. Yeah, that was my first soundtrack, actually. Anyway, I had... Oh, yeah, Charlie Sexton did a version of it. Yeah, Charlie's a great guy. Yeah, he's good. So, anyway, I had a list here, but there's so many people. Are you going to sign this? I can. Yeah, sure. Oh, wow, great. I think it's over. I actually have a quiet little sister who posted a sign for you as well. Oh, that'd be great. Do you have one for me? I brought one along. Well, I can't... I only brought one. We'll have to rip it in half. I didn't know what I was getting into, yeah. Rip it in half, yeah. So, Charlie Sexton, Mystic Circle, Zog Island, Farfax Alley, Blue Angel, Aiden, Nikki McKibben, I don't know who that is, Vesperian Star. She was on American Idol. Oh, okay. Ventana, LA Guns, I Will Never Be the Same, Ricketts, Seasons After, Eminem, Samples of Song on You're Never Over from Recovery, Joe Budden, Tangerine Dream. Yeah, they did one too. That was really... You know, it's interesting. I get around to hearing them much later. Right. Because I know that they're... Because my publisher, they keep track of all that stuff. I'll bet they do. Hopefully, I've been paid properly. Right. I think I have, but, you know... Oh, my goodness. Oh, there goes the guitar. Ouch. I did that with my mind. I'm sorry. But my version of it, it sold over 19 million copies so far. 19? 19 million. Wow. Oh, my. And you've done dance remixes. You did a remix from... Yeah, I did one. It was an idea. I thought it was, you know, these guys out of Brighton, England came... People have approached me in the past, some big DJs, but I just... I wasn't too keen on some of the things where they were taking it. These guys out of Brighton sent me something of a scratch of what they wanted to do, and I was quite keen on it, and I said, well, let's do it. And I said, you know, we went over... I went back over to England, and, you know, they did a remix with them, and it went to number one, and did a video. It was a number... It was a top five video. Right. It was for the Lost Boys 2. No, that was... No, it was just... This was before Lost Boys. But it was included in the DVD package. Are you in the video? I did a new video for Lost Boys 2. Oh, okay. Yes, but this particular dance remix that I did was different than that. It was before Lost Boys 2. Are you in the video? Yes. Do you dance? Do you dance? Do I dance? In the video. Come on. Do I look like... I just told you. I know. I'm trying to get you to dance. I can dance and contortion and I can dance at the same time. But, I mean, if a song was ever a vampire, it's this song because it never dies. Well, you know, the interesting thing is when I wrote that song, Joel Schumacher, the director, was a fan of my work already, and he was the one. The one fan. And, you know, I had put records out before that, but anyway, he was keen on me giving it a go and writing something for it. So, the head of the studio at that time, Warner Brothers, said, hey, Joel really wants to talk to you about this movie. He'd like to see if you'd come up with a theme song for it. And I said, well, can I take a look at the film? And he said, well, I'm filming right now. And I'm going, okay, can I send you a script? And I said, well, I've never quite... I've always had the privilege to look at the film to get the vibe and see how everything was moving so I could create something that was always the way I wanted to do it. In which I wrote songs for other films. That makes sense. I mean... Yeah, you want to kind of get the... The mood and the sound. Yeah. But in this case, I read the script and I was just so taken by what the writing was. And I thought, wow, this is very cool. And I wrote that song based on just reading the script. I always say if I would have seen the film, I probably wouldn't have written Tribal Sister, you know? And I was reading today that they liked the song but they wanted to have Phil Collins or Steve Perry sing it? Well, the record label you know, they thought, well, let's, you know... I'll never forget the day when I walked into the A&R guy which is Artisan Repertoire but it was, you know, back in the day. Back in the day. They were very important. They were very important and some of them were full of shite and other ones were just... They had some clue but most of them didn't have it. Yeah, some of them were full of shit. I know that Josie got signed to a couple labels, so... Oh, yeah. So you know what I'm talking about then. Oh, yeah. So, long story short, yes, to answer that question, they said, you know, we love your production, we love what you did, your vocal, but it sounds too futuristic for what we could be at an A&R point. Futuristic? I'm sitting there and I said, listen, I don't really care who does it just as long as I get paid at the end of the day. You know, I've been through this crap before with labels and stuff. Joel Schumacher and Richard Donner wouldn't have it any other way. He said, we'll audition everybody but he's the voice of our movie. She is the voice of our movie. But in a weird way they were right because the song still sounds contemporary. If you listen to that album... It's very soulful. If you listen to the album, the other songs, they're not bad songs but they sound dated, a lot of them. Well, they do now. But yours doesn't. But yours doesn't. Well, because his is soulful. I've got to say, my biggest... I always say that the problem people had with me is I was... I hate that term you're ahead of your time. Right. And people used to say that, oh, he's so ahead of his time. I always hated that. All I was doing is being in my time just doing something I wanted to do. Right. And they just... I beg your pardon? Like being unique? Yeah, exactly. Like trying to be a follower? Just like doing your own stuff? You know, and... He's a leader. And by the way, there are people that succeeded at being themselves. Right. I think that's a good thing, if anything, being ahead of your time. I don't know. Yeah. Don't say that. You might be ahead of your time. Yeah, you probably are ahead of your time. But speaking of that, now Cry Little Sisters is going to become a video game. Yeah. Boy, you do. You do. You highlight that, yeah. I researched... Well, I was... Either my management does a good job of informing you. He... He really... He really does his homework with everybody. He seems like he does. Right. I mean, it doesn't matter who's here. So I'm trying to picture that. What kind of game is this going to be? Well, I really can't... I'm not at liberty to really talk about that. But it is... He has gone to pleasure. It's actually going to be called Thou Shall Not Die. We didn't... Wow. We were going to go with Cry Little Sister. It was originally conceived that way in my idea of the game. And this guy, Philip Ho, came along and who's a big gaming developer guy and a financier of all that. And he says, you know, I get where this is at. And he said, you know, I think this is great. Cry Little Sister is a brand and all that. And then we started to talk about it a bit more. And I said, you know, because we're the developing guys and these guys are geniuses by the way that create these games. Of course. I mean, you sit in a room and you go, my God. There are millions and millions of dollars that go into these games. Well, besides the money, these guys... I mean, it is big money. It goes to... It goes in and that... And you make millions and millions of dollars for those games. So good luck. So good luck. Well, high five on that. I'm assuming that's a vampire themed game. It's a bit of that, but it's also girl power in it. Ah, I like that. It's got a lot... I wanted that, you know, because I'm half girl and half boy and half girl. Now, that doesn't mean I'm bisexual by the way. I'm just in tune with my female side. You're hermaphrodite? What's going on? Gee, I didn't know this. No. I beg your pardon. Yes, I am. What did you say? Well, I did, you know, anyway. But no wonder Roger Daltrey likes you so much. Yeah, and... And Paul Stanley. There's actually some girls out there that like me as well. No, no. I saw you. No, I did a benefit with you at Cabo Wabo. Yeah, that was fun. And the girls were all over you. I couldn't even get near you. Really? They were? Oh, was this the Christmas one? Yeah, this was the Christmas show that I did with them. You should not mistake me for someone else. Trust me, you didn't... No, I'm just joking. Yeah, I mean, I got a fair share of women that like, you know... I'm certain Cry Little Sister, when you tell me you wrote that, forget about it. Yeah, well... Do you sing to them? I never bring that stuff up. Do you woo them? People always think that, you know, I'll be... He's not answering. Yeah, right. Well... I get a lot... I've heard it all about Cry Little Sister, though. I mean, there's been babies conceived and made. I mean, they tell me... I mean, people have died. Josh, what are you doing with her tonight? She's working with you. I was going to say, like... She's here all night. We can listen to Cry Little Sister and we'll see what happens. Is there any way you could sing that for us? I could. I could. Yeah, I could. Is there any way that Josie Kett could back you up with the... Well, she can sing in tune, as I said earlier. Can you sing in tune, Josie? Of course she is. I didn't know she was actually... I don't know the lyrics. I don't know the lyrics. Okay, all right. Can you sing it? Can you sing it? Can I sing it? You can sing it. Yeah. There's a Pope shit in the boots. All right. That's old, isn't it? I'll try and improvise a little backup vocal, sir. Thou shalt not... So it's Thou shalt not fall. Thou shalt not... Wow, my guitar went way out of tune after it got... It's Thou shalt not fall, then Thou shalt not... Fear. Fear. Fall, fear, and then fall, fear, or is it... I'm trying to tune up my guitar, man. Okay, all right. I'll just sing Thou shalt not... Just fake the last one. Thou shalt not fall, Thou shalt not, you know, fear, Thou shalt not... I can't remember right now. It's... That's okay. You can't remember. You're really... All right, you can't remember. I can't remember either. All right, so you think I would, right? Okay. All right. All right. guitar solo Fire will rise behind those eyes Black house will rock Blind boys don't lie Immortal fear That voice so clear Through broken words That scream I hear Cry little sister Come, come to your brother Yeah, yeah Unchain me sister Love is with your brother Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Blue masquerade Strangers look on When we're Lately learned This loneliness Temptation eats Beats like a drum Deep in your veins I'll live nine lives Little sister Little sister Little sister Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My Shangri-La I can't forget Why you weren't mine I need you now Correct Correct Correct Little sister Love shall not fall Come Come to your brother Love shall not fall Ah Jamie's sister Love shall not fall Love Is with your brother Love is with your brother I need, I need, I need you now, now, now, now Love shall not fall I need, I need, I need, I need you now Love shall not fall Ah Jamie's sister Love Love Is with your Brother Brother That was great. Thank you. Your vocals were perfect. That was amazing. How long have you been playing? 20 years. In vampire time? A thousand years. A thousand years. That's great. You were shitting in your diaper when you first learned guitar. So do you, since this didn't I get added to this list? There you go. Yeah, you go to his Wikipedia page, you can hack it. We get to add ourselves to the Wikipedia. It's always fun playing that song unplugged though because it's, you know, Beautiful. I wrote it on piano actually. Right. And then mucked around with it on the guitar in the studio and then, you know, I did it. I did it. It would have been more of a keyboard song originally. Right. I wish you were there last night at the premiere for a show that I was on called Treasure Kings. Oh yeah. This guy Richie who has all the props has Whitney Houston's Lucite piano. Oh yeah. And no one was there to play it. Oh really? We ran down to the whiskey because we knew some people that were down there and we were hoping to grab someone. You would have been able to play it. And that's why she was tardy today. But he's, not only do you have, you have a lot of projects. You came from a movie. You were, you're working on the movie The Great Lady. Is that correct? I'm doing that now. Yeah. I'm working on this John Shea film. John's done, he's an actor actually but he's, yeah, he, didn't he play Lex Luthor on the Superman show? Yeah, I know the guy. He's an Academy Award winner for the movie Missing that he plays supporting role in. Right, right, right, right, right. But he's an amazing director. I worked with him once before in a movie called Southerly with Will Arnett and Donnie Warburg. Yeah, yeah. Amanda Peet in it. That's not that long. But I'm in this movie. I'm doing just a performance in it and stuff because I'm Are you playing yourself? I beg your pardon? Are you playing yourself? Yeah. All right. Because I am myself. No, I mean I'm performing in the movie. It's a very music driven film, this film and it's a bit of a But you're playing a rock star. Well, I am a rock star. He is one. That's what I'm saying. Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? The magician wants to ask a question here. Yeah, of course. Do you do hip hop music too or you just do like rock? I do hip hop. Hip hop too. I, you know, listen. I understand it. I do. I know how to do tracks through it because I'm so enthralled with it and I've been, you know, mate, I lived in New York for a long time so all my friends were in the hip hop scene so, you know. He's OG. It wasn't just like, I mean, I just, I've always loved it. I loved R&B before there was hip hop. I mean, you know. But Diggable Planet sampled one of your songs. Yeah, they did. My song Bad Times from the Jerry Bruckheimer Defiance. I think that was about the time he was born too. Yes. No, his mother was born then. Right. Joe Budden sampled Pride of the Little Sister. I mean, you've been sampled by so many. Yeah. You did props in the hip hop game. Yeah, Travares did a cover of that band Travares back in the... Temptations did one of your songs. Spinner did one of your songs. I know. It's crazy. You think that, you know, so it's been, you know, I'm a songwriter so I've always been able to sort of be the guy that you could call to... Can you come up with a song? Can I be you? I think... Sorry? When I grow up, can I be you? Well, if I can grow up and be you with the same dress. I know it's real, but... Oh, yeah. Oh, good. God bless you. We're running low on time. I want to see some magic. Going back to the first thing. I want to eat some cake. Okay, yeah. Well, first off, I was going to tell everybody... With your toe? I was going to tell everybody in the booth, if you could grab the cake and sort of get your own pieces of a handsome cake. He's going to eat cake with his toe. I got to see that. Happy birthday song. Cool. Is that you? I heard about it. I was like, I didn't believe it. I was like, I don't even know how that's possible. Cats drooling on the bar stools. Shake your hips. Crack your whip. Keep 17. Trashed out. Went too far. Been a bitch you are. Happy birthday. Happy anniversary. Happy birthday. Happy anniversary. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy anniversary. I hear you're cheating with my teacher. Ooh. Ask the school. Tell me what you do. Yeah. You lose just enough to get off. Catch your rage. Get back in your cage. And you know you always get the boys you like. Play nice and stiff. Come with your knife. Take off your insecure disguise. Happy birthday. Is that you? Happy birthday. Is that you? Happy birthday. Is that you? Is that, is that, is that? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that all? Right here. Woo! I thought you were going to come out. You got some good vocals, man. I actually did. Hold on. You got some really good vocals. Yeah. Oh, vocals. Oh, the plates are under here. I'm sorry. Oh. Exactly. That's what I'm pointing to. And try not to. The cake is a rush. Yeah, here's the plates. Uh, Josie, you want to do some, Arthur, you want to do some magic with Josie while we're getting the plate, we're getting the cake together? Uh, well, isn't she going to eat the cake with her feet? I'm not eating the whole cake. Oh, you spoil everything. Yes. Oh. That's a shy side. Oh, I was just about to say that. We got to give her a piece first, right? Bring it over here so I can cut a slice. I mean, I was just playing with you guys. I was just playing. No, seriously. No, no, it's okay. No, she's got to cut a slice, but because we're running out of time and I know that we, uh, we're going to get some magic and we're going to run a little over. It's 8.53. I know you got to leave at 9, so it's up to you. Who? You want to stick around? No, he does. No, I'm a proper gentleman. I stay around for the birthday cake. Okay. You want a piece of cake? I might have a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Well, first off, sit first. Let me through. Yeah, so Josie's got the rest of the cake. Just what she needs for a ghetto booty. Is this the anniversary cake? Is this what this is? This is the anniversary cake. This is the anniversary of our show. Okay, so it's happy birthday first anniversary. You're our anniversary president. This is great. I'm glad to be part of being an anniversary president. April 1st, 2013 is when we started the show and I'm so glad that you made it. I'm so glad everybody made it. And Arthur, we're going to get amazed by you in a second. I got married once on April 1st. Once. Only once. Oh. She was on the table. Bad luck. Oh, there we go. That's not bad luck. Is it? That's what my mom always says. She's doing it. Wait a second. Thin Fist is eating cake with her feet. She's got a nice foot full right there. Oh, boy. Okay. Now she's licking it off her toes. What? No hands. No hands. She's eating the cake with no hands, folks. This is what we do at the Dark Mark show. As my mom would say, that's simply marvelous. Simply marvelous. So talented. Your mom is so crap. You cannot imagine the talent we get on the Dark Mark show. Mom's rule. By the way, this is the most fabulous foot model, 2014 and 2013, if I recall correctly. Wow. Yeah, she told me that earlier. I'll bet she did. I wouldn't want to eat with my nasty, dirty feet. You want some more frosting? Oh, you need some cold? Did you see this brother? That's the best response ever. Well, what did he say? Did you see this brother? I said, bro. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. It's something we... I've been doing a lot of live shows. Right. If you can watch the video, Was It Magic? D-Tom Mack. Right. And check it out. But it's, yeah, it's a live version of a song. Right. Was It Magic? Can you do magic while he plays? Right. Or do you need to talk through it? I need to talk through it. Oh, okay. Josie, get over there. Let's do some magic while she's eating cake with her feet. We don't want to interrupt the cake eating, okay? I mean, I want to see you eat the cake with your feet. Really? No, you got to do some tricks. You got to earn your way here. Come on, what's the matter with you? Okay. Hold on. Let me get over here. I'm going to describe... This is the D-Tom Magic Savage. Do I have to keep this on or... Whatever you'd like. If you want to take them off, that's fine. I'm going to take it off. Okay. So, by the way, Sin is still eating cake with her feet, so I'm sure you're going back and forth on the camera. So, Arthur Gomez, the Magic Savage. Okay. The floor is yours. How you guys doing? Hello. Make sure you're close to the mic. Okay, make sure you're close to the mic and... Okay. You have to get about it. How you guys doing? Right. And I'm going to describe what you're doing. Okay. So, like, I can't do the trick while I'm in front of the mic. Okay. Do the trick. Do the trick. I'll describe it. Okay. Just speak loudly if you have to speak. Okay. How you guys doing? I'm going to reach in my bag. I'm going to grab a trick. Okay. I'm on the Dark Mark show. I'm on the Dark Mark show. This is not the light show. This is the dark show. This is the dark show. And by the way, Arthur, we're going to have you on where we can do some more time, okay? Because I know that just things went crazy today. Okay. Is that okay? It's okay. All right. But you're going to do a trick for us. And that is an amazing trick that Sid Fista is doing. But go ahead. I don't want you to use your practice. Okay. Well, can I stand up? Stand up. Go ahead. Stand up. Stand up. Do whatever you need to do. Josie's going to scream for the both of you. Go ahead. All right. We've got cards. All right. By the way, every other magician has pulled something out of her breast. You know that. That's good. So you can see they're all different, right? Yes. They're all different. All the cards are different. All the cards are different. I think they are. He went so quick. How do I know that? He's going to do it slow. I have to see and check every single card to see if it's different. There's 52 cards. We don't have that much time. Okay. They're different. They're different. All right. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to need two people actually for this. Okay. Come over here. Whoever wants to come over. Okay. Okay. Now. Or how about Tom? Come here. Oh, come on. Let the other one. Okay. Okay. Come on in. Come on in. We're running out of time. Let's go. I better not scream. Say stop. Anyway. Okay. Stop. Take it out when you say stop. Do I look at it? You can look at it. Take it out when you say stop. Say stop first. Stop. Take it out when you say stop. Okay. Turn back this way to the camera. I'll turn my back. We have four diamonds. No, we have the four diamonds and the ten of diamonds. Those are the two cards that have just been taken out right now. That's correct. What? Whoa. Now, let me try this. Now, this is not the side over here. Watch. You see the ten of diamonds, right? We'll take the ten. Watch the ten. And then we take the four. You see the ten and the four, right? Watch this. Basic mathematics, right? Ten and four. Got it? Ten and four. We got ten and four. I'll go closer. Fourteen. Right. He's going to pull out a fourteen. Fourteen. Fourteen. Ten and four. Ten and four. Watch the ten. You see the ten. Ten and four. Watch the ten. Watch the ten. Oh, I was smoking. I had a shot eating my cake. That was awesome. Did you see that? That's good. I was smoking. I got to take out my gloves. I got to give him a hand on that one. All right. We're not doing that. I was joking when I said fourteen. What numbers made this card right? What two numbers made this card? Ten and four. Ten and four. Ten and four. Ten and four made that card. Watch what I do. All I do is take two cards, and then we make the ten and the four come right back. All right. Wait, there's no fourteen cards. Oh, no. The card's gone. It's gone. The card's under the table. And I'm right next to his hand. I can't see anything. It's tricky. It's just like, it's real magic. It's magic. It's magic. It's good, isn't it? Yeah. Let me give you a word of advice. Magic is not real. It's just how real you make it look. That's right. There you go. If you're doing a good job, it's going to look real. If you're not doing a good job. Yeah, in the mic. If you guys aren't doing a good job, it's not going to look real. So, yeah, just get out the booth while you can. It's true. It's the same with music, by the way. If you copy that. Yeah, it's all about how dedicated you are to your heart. Absolutely. And I happen to be dedicated to it. I'm dedicated to putting on the best show possible, and this has been a great anniversary show party. Do you have one more trick, Arthur? The clusters. I have to set up. Can we do some plugs? Well, we're going to do some plugs. He's got a donkey coming. Arthur, come back. We'll have you back in May. Yeah, why don't you come back for my birthday? We're going to come back for her birthday. And we'll have more cake. And I'll have you over to one of my dinner parties as well. Oh, look at that. The score. Tell them how we can find you. Tell us about your YouTube. Well, you can find. Let me get to that. Can you have somebody put up their card? I got it. Okay. Okay. Okay. But I'm serious. You're really good. Arthur. Arthur. Arthur. And you've got a great personality, too, Arthur. Arthur. Arthur, how do we get a hold of you and tell us about our YouTube? Put the mic up to your face. Okay. Grab the mic. Okay. You can get a hold of me. I actually have a business card, so like. All right. But the people listening and watching. The people listening on the radio. They can't get one. The people listening and watching at Skid Row Studios. Okay. Skid Row Studios. Arthur is here. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. The way you can contact me is you can contact me at 323-557-4325. That's my cell. You are crazy. I would never give up on myself. Or you can contact me. I'm going to blow that thing up. On Facebook. Or you can contact me at Arthur. Wow. At Arthur the Magic Savage. I have a Facebook. Oh, there you go. And that's G-A Magic Savage. Yeah. And my YouTube channel is Arthur Gomez. Great. And how do you spell it? A-R-T-H-U-R. Last name G-O-M-E-Z. All right. YouTube is where to go. And G-Tom Magic. Well, you never know if he's putting an extra letter on there or something. You're starting a tour. You're going to be in Atlantic City. Right? Another great segue. Right? Yeah. I'm going to be in Atlantic City sometime in June. And you've got a new album that you're recording. I'm recording a new album right now. I'm working on a Grey Lady movie. And I'm doing tons of TV. Ellen just played Was It Magic, actually, on her show. That's right. And we're going to close out to Was It Magic. How appropriate. But if people want to get a hold of you, how do they get a hold of you? Well, my cell number is 592-325-425. 592-325-425. Oh, it's 867-409. And that's my British number. No, but you can get, you know, face back. Face back. Face back. I got me a face back, babe. I'm coming out. It's just my new company. Face back. There you go. It's going to be the new Cry Little Sister. You're ahead of your time again. Anyway, gtom, facebook.com, gtomac. G-T-O-M-A-C for all those people that don't know how to spell that properly. And then you can go and follow me on Twitter. Fuck you, Mark. Twitter. Yes, gtomac on Twitter. Yeah, you can go there. And you know my domain, gtomac.com, which is all tricks and gags. And your first album got rave reviews from Roger Daltrey and Paul Stanley. And the album, Thou Shalt Not Fall. No, my gtomac album came out in 2000. Yeah, it got rave reviews. That was the album that made it into so many TV shows. Right. It was amazing because it was a period of time where nobody really wanted to put their music on TV. But I said, I can do that. You know, it ended up being good. And thank you both so much. And Synfist. Thank you. Once again, amazing. How did we get a hold of you? Please, everybody wants your number, but how did we get a hold of you? You can go to www.synfisted.com. You can find me on Facebook. I'm on Instagram. I'm on Twitter. My upcoming shows are April 18th at the Gold Cadillac. I'll be go-go dancing for Zedd. It's a Led Zeppelin tribute band. Right. That's on Roscoe and Canoga in Canoga Park. I might check that out. May 3rd is Star Girls. It's our Star Wars themed burlesque show at the Dragonfly in Hollywood. Right. And then May 20th. May 22nd. May 22nd, I'll be doing LA Footnight. I'm an LA Footnight model. So you can go to footnight.com and register. Sweet. And worship my feet. One more thing. No, I just remembered. It's June 13th through the 15th in Atlantic City at the Tropicana. Atlantic City, New Jersey at the Tropicana Casino. So that'll be fun. I think Corey Feldman is going to come and join in on that one. He comes out and does a bit of a jam sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. He's a bit of a lad. But anyway, so that's what that date was. I can't remember the other dates, but that's the first one. And you can Google Josie Kat, J-O-S-I-K-A-T, and you'll find my Twitter and all my social networks. Or go to fearleaders.net. And even though she was late today, seeing you smile and making you laugh this last year, amazing. Aw, thank you, Mark. Although you were late this week, so we're not going to have you on next week. But anyway, thanks for a wonderful year. All right. Check me out, goth comedian on all social media. Have a wonderfully creepy week. And we're going to play Was It Magic, right? Yeah. We can do that, right? I think we're stalling right now. Yes. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Everyone had so much to say. It's good enough for Ellen. Okay. Was It Magic by G. Tom Mack. Close up of Sin Fisted's feet. And Arthur, we're going to have you back for a longer magic segment. You were fucking phenomenal. Yeah, he's great. I got one more word to say. Go ahead. Peace out, people. Have a wonderfully creepy year, everybody. Bye. Here's a with a chisel. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Was it magic, baby? Was it magic, baby? How you feel about his own matters? You want something that'll tell you that's a little wild He's got your agent's party from behind a famous smile The bliss of innocence you miss before the night is through You feel a hunger, he could die, he's going home with you Was it magic, baby? Was it magic, baby? Was it magic, baby? How you feel about his own matters? You play the film, but tell you not just what