Porn star Kira Lake, comedians, sex games and shocking toys

I get them every time. I do, I do, I do. I hope you're watching right now so you know what happens. As the intro is playing, our wonderful intro, the song is called What Would Ginger Do? It's by The Bones. Check that out on iTunes. But when the show starts every day, when I hear that music, I dive in to my co-host's titties. And Ro, it's like you forget every time. And I don't even actually touch them at first. I'm doing the air grope. Yeah, the air grope. And Ro is like wiggling and jiggling. And I finally get in. I get under the titties. I get out. I start giggling. I'm like, I can't handle. You know what it reminds me of? There's this video by Lil Jon, Turn Down For What? That's the only lyric in it. And there's a part where. I just heard that on the way in yesterday. Jackie Joy was singing in the car. Yeah, it's Turn Down For What? I mean, it's got no point. But they basically dance like they crash the ceiling. They just gyrate and then they all twerk. And then they land into a. Like it's like. Twerk is the butt thing that goes up and down, right? Okay. And it starts with this. Asian guy on the thing. And then it goes. He crashes like with his whole entire just body. And then into a girl's apartment. She's an Indian girl. And then she's like, oh my God. And then she starts twerking. American Indian or. No. Indian. Dot head Indian. Yeah. The dot head Indian. Because you could tell she's Pakistani or something. But she's so funny. And she starts twerking. Then they crash the ceiling. And then they're in like a Latino family. And there's this older Latino woman. And her boobs just start moving up and down. And then they crash into another party. And then. Oh, this is. Hysterical. This woman. The. The. The. Old. Older Italian. Latino lady. Just moving her boobs. And the other one's grabbing her tit. Like. Yeah. You know. It's. The funniest. Video. If you can see it. It's so freaking funny. I'm going to have to check that out. It'll remind me of myself. Yeah. And that's what reminds me. That was my whole point. There was a point. Who am I? There was a point. Which woman am I? You're the one grabbing the older Latino lady's boob like. Turned down for what? Yeah. Turned down for what? Turned down for what? Turned down for what? Turned down for what? This is stupid. Bro. What has your career come to? Have you. Did you go blue in your comedy before you met me? Yeah. Well. I opened for Lisa Lampanelli. Of course I did. Okay. I've actually cleaned up my ass. Never mind. I was worried I might ruin your reputation. But that's not going to happen. Reputation. You've got to have a reputation. Oh. I'm giving you one. I don't have anyone. Nobody knows. You are listening. Well. Who? I'm listening. To Ginger. Blame it on Ginger. I am. Fuck me. I am of course Ginger Lynn with my wonderful co-host. Ro Delegretti. And. Stevie. And our special guest today Miss. Keira Lake. Woo. Keira Lake in studio with us. You are absolutely stunningly beautiful. I picked you up in the car and I saw that beautiful red hair and those big blue eyes and little freckles. And I got all squishy and wish I had to remain professional. Was I professional on the ride in? Oh, yes. You're very lovely. Kira, I want to tell you something. Not only are you cute and that's why Ginger picked you up, but she wanted to use the carpool lane. I'm just kidding. There is none on the way here. If there was, I keep... Oh, there isn't, huh? No, there's no fucking carpool lane on the way here. And this is downtown LA. That's a pain in the butt, right? It should have a carpool lane. I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. I mean, come on. Although it gave Kira Lane and I, Kira Lake and I, much more time to get to know each other. Oh, yeah. I know that you're from Canada. Yeah. I know that this is your third time down to Los Angeles. Yeah. And you have done approximately eight scenes in the adult film industry. Yeah. What has been your favorite thing about being in porn so far? Is there something that... Well, here's an example. For me, my favorite part about being in porn was the lead up and the turn on and getting to the set and knowing I was going to have to do something. I was going to have sex with this particular person, but you don't do it yet. And you're flirting in that whole lead up and anticipation. That was one of my favorite parts about porn. Is there something that you... I mean, you may like blowjobs. I don't know what it is. What do you go home at night and go, that was so fucking cool? I guess, to put it bluntly, getting fucked good. Do you find that the guys in porn are much better fuckers than civilians? Oh. Like, yeah, I guess on average. But at the same time, generally, when you're fucking a civilian, you kind of know them. So there's that advantage. It's like some of you know. So if you're not as good... Not if you're us. Just kidding. You don't have to perform right. Yeah, it's different. But I mean, it's still... I mean, sex is always good, really. Well, the thing about guys in porn... I can introduce you to some people where it's not always good. I know those people. I've been with those people, too. You know who I find are the worst lovers? Are the beautiful people. The ones, like the really beautiful people. Don't think they have to do anything. They just lie there. Girls and guys. They're both the deadest fucks ever. Or if the guy's got a big dick, doesn't know what to do with it, and they just slam you and jam you, and there's no... It's very disappointing. Because you see the big dick, and you're like, all right, it's going to be great. And then it's just... It's just robotic. Then you're in a bouncy castle. Yeah. A bouncy castle. Like, hello. This ain't a party in a park, buddy. I want to go a bunch of different ways this morning, this afternoon, whatever time of the day it is. I want to get into how to please your woman by fingering her with Ro, the Pussy Pro. Well, we said how to have an orgasm with your fingers, and I said you just pull out a credit card. No, that's too soon. Remember, I said this... I do remember that. No, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm processing it again. Let's try it. Yeah, let's try it. Somebody pull out a credit card. Oh, my God! Would you have an orgasm if someone gave you a credit card to go shopping, though? Would it be as satisfying as sex? I wouldn't because I would have a feeling it'd be stolen. If someone gave you a credit card that... Let's say I gave you a credit card and said, Ro, you have no limit on this card. I want you to go shopping. Or I can lick your pussy like no one has ever licked it before. Which one would turn you on more? Which would you choose? Well, I would have to weigh in because, you know, if somebody goes, here's your card, you can go shopping as much, I would be a little suspicious that there would be illegal activity involved. But it's me. Oh, it's you. It's me. I'm giving you my credit card. I'm giving you the choice, the opportunity to have me lick your pussy. I'll put a blindfold on you. I'll lie you down. Okay. I'll have your man there. You'll hear his voice in your ear while I'm doing what I do. Okay. And it will just be the most erotic, sensual experience you've ever had. All I'll do is eat your pussy, make you squirt, play with you with my fingers, and give you the most pleasurable experience orally you've ever had. Okay. Or go shopping at Ruth's. Or you can go shopping at Neiman Marcus. I'm giving you my credit card. You can go anywhere you want. No limit. That's a tough one. Is there a third one? There's always a third door. There's always a third door. A third door is... Oh, what is the third door? All of the above. Hey! It's a credit card? No. A credit card. No, it's got to be one or the other. The third door is I'll bake you lasagna. Oh, that's nice, too. I make really good lasagna. You make good lasagna? My sugo is, it's 12 hours. I make it. It's everything. What's your secret? Nanachacho. Nanachacho? Nanachacho taught me how to make my sauce when I was 17 years old. My first boyfriend I ever lived with. And every fucking Sunday morning, this is my first boyfriend. It's going to be a secret. It's going to be a secret. It's going to be a secret. It's going to be a secret. It's going to be a secret. It's going to be a secret. It's going to be a secret. It's going to be a secret. This old bat came over. And showed you? In her 80s. Your 80s. And she would have to clean the house and make sauce all fucking morning long. Yep. And it would be different. Some days the sauce would have hard-boiled eggs in it. Really? Another day it would have artichoke hearts. Another day... We made a different sugo every day. Did you put sugar in it? Oh, yeah. Yep. Oh, yeah. There's got to be sugar in it. You've got to have sugar. Yeah, you've got to have sugar. Not Splenda either. Sugar. See? Now it gets trickier. What was the option? It's unlimited... It's lasagna? It's unlimited credit card. You going downtown like nobody else or lasagna. Ever has. And this is... Now keep in mind, when I say... Oh, boy. Going downtown like nobody else ever has. It would be a guaranteed your best oral orgasm ever. You get that guaranteed going in. But you've got to weigh out your choices and you've got to go, okay, so... If it's not, do you get to use a credit card anyway? The credit card will give you... Gifts that will last for a while, right? The lasagna is going to be delicious and mind-blowing, but then there's leftovers. The orgasm, the problem with that is it doesn't last as long. If I was a pig, then I would... The memory does. The memory does. But if I was a pig, I would go for definitely an orgasm because pigs have orgasms for 30 minutes. How do you know that? I know... We just talked about that yesterday. Really? About the three animals that have... Pigs. Pigs, cats... That's for fun. And dolphins. Cats? Cats. How long are their orgasms? I don't know how long their orgasms are. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Those are the only three that we could find. Wait, dolphins? Dolphins. Is that the noise that we hear all the time? That's... They love to fuck. That's orgasms? Monkeys, too, though. Monkeys, you're right. Monkeys, yeah. All kinds of monkeys. Pretty much all monkeys. Yeah, they love to fuck. They actually jerk off at the zoo. But they fuck for pleasure. Yeah. Wait, where do dolphins... Dolphins fuck for pleasure, and they also do gang bangs. What? They'll get a chick dolphin... There's gang bangs in the ocean? There are dolphin gang bangs. That's what you're saying. They'll corner a chick, and they'll get a... Get a bunch of young males, and they'll just go at it, and she's... I'm sure it's adorable. They only go after dolphins, though. I know. How cute would that be? Do they go after anything else? They go after people. Dolphins are horny motherfuckers. No, they don't gang bang people. No, but they've gone after people. Yeah. Haven't you ever seen the video where the girl is doing her dive, and she... I don't want to get into animals again today. Okay. I want to get into pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. Back to the pussy. Okay, so I'm sorry. I was thinking about the pig and everything. Okay, so... Oh, jeez. Okay. Ro. Ro. God, I don't know. Ro. I had bacon this morning. Hero Lake, I am so sorry. I apologize. Ro doesn't get out a lot. We get her on the show. How do you feel about pussy, Hero Lake? My thoughts on pussy. What are your thoughts on pussy? It's great. It's a wonderful thing. It's a wonderful thing? Now, you only do boy-girl in your movies, though, so far. Well, I do girl-girl. I just haven't yet. Oh, so you've done it in your personal life. You just haven't done it... On film. I only did it once in my personal life. I haven't done it on film. I will eventually do it on film, I imagine, but... Can I ask you a question? Do you guys have a reel? Like, you know how actors have a reel that they show, like, what they could do? Like a porn reel? Yeah. No, we've never really... I've never put together a porn reel. Yeah, it's called Three Ones. I'm just curious. No, you know, it's kind of word of mouth. You know, and people know... It's like pictures. Yeah. Okay. There's no, like, here's my acting porn reel. Here's my blowjob. Here's my best anal scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's my girl. Here's my pussy licking. No, no, you don't do that. That's a good idea. No. What? But it would be a really brilliant idea because there are people who don't know how to lick pussy. Now, what I'm going to suggest for you, Kara, being that it's new for you, when you finally do do it, find a girl that you're really turned on by. Somebody that, you know, you like her as a person. I always found that my best sexual experiences were an extension of the friendship that I had with that girl. And that includes on and off film. And if you get caught in a pinch, come over to my house and I will help you out there. I will work you through it. I will help you out. I will be your teacher, your guide. My teacher, your guide. I know what it is. I'm just going. I'm just saying, I'm trying to be helpful here, trying to be nice, trying to be the giver. You are. No, you are. So wait. You still haven't answered the question, Ro. What are you picking? Oh, God. Yeah, Ro thinks I forget about things. I do, I do. I do think. And sometimes I do. I'm going to go with. Oh, God. She's taking the credit card. I was thinking the credit card. She's taking the credit card. I was thinking the credit card. I was thinking the credit card. I might go with the credit card. You are so good. You are so good. You are so good. You are so good. I am so out of luck because I have a limit on my credit card. Damn it. I don't have a limit on my good pussy licking technique. I should have picked that one. I should have picked it downtown. And my lasagna. For lasagna. You will die for it. I would pick the lasagna. I picked the lasagna. It's too late now. No, you picked the credit card. No, it's too late now. Come on. Okay, fine. We'll do it. I will make lasagna one day and I'll bring it into the studio. Oh, my God. You will? I'll make lasagna. Yeah, it's a really big deal. Maybe, you know what? This show will fall on my birthday. When's your birthday? July 9th. Maybe you could make those little manicotti or whatever. Those things you stuff. Oh, manicotti is good. No, no, no. My lasagna is the best. Yeah, no, I bet it is. Yeah, no, my lasagna, I've got it down. I've got between my sauce and the way that I learned how to make it. It's just, it's unlike any other lasagna you'll ever have. Do you make a bourgeois? Can you do it sideways? So that all, you know how it's crinkled on the edges? Yeah. And make it look like a pussy? Like a whole. Oh, you could make it look like that. Like a big bourgeois. A lasagna dish. A lasagna vagina. That'd be great. Yeah. It would be delicious. And I'll have the noodles go in a triangular shape. It'll even be like the. And red sauce in the middle. Oh, that's funny. And cheese. So you'll have just the noodles on the outside. The noodles will have cheese only. And then I'll shape them like a giant pussy. And then in the middle, it'll be just the red sauce. Yeah, hot licking lasagna. Well, there'll be. I'll take it. There's always Italian sauce. Sausage and inside of it. So there may be some little things inside the red sauce. Should it just be one big one or like. No, it'll be one giant. One giant one. One giant one. One giant big lasagna pussy. That's such a great idea. You could start a new food trend with that. Pussy shaped food? Yeah. Yeah. Little snakes. Have you ever watched my episode of America? Not my episode. My movie, American Pie Band Camp. No. Yes. I'm in American Pie Band Camp. And I've got nine scenes in the film. But my favorite three scenes. One of them is the 15 minute how to eat papaya at the end of the show. There's a young man in the movie who has a robot that pulls my robe off and my towel and I'm naked and he's trying to learn. And so at the end, I teach this young man. How? How to eat papaya properly. Papaya is very pussy shaped and it's very. Papaya is fucking awesome if you want to eat pussy. You know what? Write that down Stevie. Some place that we need to bring in papaya. Papaya. And we have to have a papaya eating day. Papaya eating day. Papaya eating day. I thought persimmons were like that. Persimmons. Persimmons were like pussy? Well, they're kind of squishy. I've never had one. What is it? The Japanese ones or the regular ones? The regular Italian ones. Oh. It's a fruit. They're some sort. They're some sort. They're some sort. They're some sort. They're some sort. They're really dry. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. The Japanese ones though. They make you pucker. They make you pucker. It's a pucker. Yeah, I'll bring some in. All right, you bring in persimmons. I'll bring in papaya. They buzz your tongue. Yeah. And we'll see how it goes. Well, the persimmons and papaya party. So, let's get on to. All right. Oh, I've got it right here. So, Carol Lake is going to try pussy out. I'm going to help her at home. Right now, Ro, the pussy pro, we have 12 tips on pleasing your woman, how to use your fingers to bring a woman to orgasm. Yes. To orgasm. All right. Before we get to the first tip, I want to know, Kira, do you have any special techniques with your fingers? Well, like the most important thing I always think is just like the shape of like what you're doing with your fingers because you have to like, some people will just go like that. And by that, what she's showing is just fingers going straight out and just injecting into your pussy like a. Straight. Yeah, they're straight with the top of your fingers up towards your face. Up towards your belly button. So in straight. Yes. That's a bad thing. How it's no good. Yeah, well, because the pussy isn't straight shaped. It like kind of curves up a little. So you need to turn your fingers upside down is what you're saying. Yeah. So that the inside of your finger, the palms of your fingers are facing up toward the belly button. And then what? And then you just kind of like move your fingers like up towards the G spot. So you move them up kind of in a come hither. Yeah. Come on out, moving them. And where is the G spot? How far is it? How far in is the G spot? I can't give you exact measurements, but it's like it's not that far. Like my fingers are really small, so I probably couldn't like I don't know if I could reach it. But I think an average man's fingers can can get right into nice nestled in there. It's actually one to two inches inside. And the G spot, contrary to popular belief, Ro should be saying this, but I'll just put it out there because you're not. I'm trying to tweet. Us. And now I'm trying to say that, you know, it was meant to remind me that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind you that I was trying to remind In there, it feels like little grapes inside. And that's the G spot. So a lot of guys, the mistake they make is they go all the way up inside and they hit the cervix. The cervix is not the G spot. That's the end. That's the bottom point. That's the bottom of the whole pussy thing there. You don't want to be trying that. It's not going to make the girl come. And if your dick's banging on that too much, that's not going to feel good either. So let's go back to good things. Stevie, what is tip number? No, Ro. Come on. I've got it. You're the pussy pro. Excuse me. I'm so glad you appreciate my belching. I do. Okay. So I'm going to give a fact. You have a fact? A tip. I'm sorry. Give me a tip. It could be an actual tip. No pun intended. Just the tip, please, Ro. Just the tip. Do you want me to go in order? Or I'm going to pick a random tip? You can go any way. You just pick it. My favorite number is five. I'm going to do five. All right. What's number five? Stimulate the G spot. Duh. Okay. Now we've just learned where the G spot is. And Ro, just for you, I actually have a pussy here. I'm going to hold it up. This is my... It's an autographed pussy. I'm coming in close. Oh, I can see myself. Inside of it? In it? Oh, yeah. I can see the light. There's a light in it? Wait a minute. Second. There's a light. Oh, that's why they call it a fleshlight. I can see myself. Ginger's staring from the asshole all the way through the pussy. It looks like you're holding it, but not like a telescope. Like a telescope. It's like a telescope. Like a vagina telescope. Check that out. Look in there. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. What do you see? Is it like a kaleidoscope? The kingdom of heaven. I can see your face. I can see. If I turn it this way, I see your eyes and your nose. Oh, my gosh. Now there's your mouth going over. There's Kira Lake. I can see you too. This is the coolest thing ever. Okay, Ro. So here is your pussy. You went for number five. Let me put the end cap back on your puss. Back on my puss. Back on your puss. I'm going to open up your lube for you here, being the kind and considerate girl that I am. I'm going to put a little lube in your puss. Oh, my gosh. There you go. That's a water-based lube. Now, you have to use it on this one. Where is... You have to use water-based. Where is the clit? Let's go through the anatomy of the pussy. Okay. It's here. Where? Where's the clit? It's pointed to the... There? No, the side of the pussy. The side of the pussy. The side of the pussy. The clitoris. Shit. Are you serious? You don't know where your clit is? I thought I did. Uh-oh. Maybe mine's different. Yeah, yours is at 1 o'clock. Ro's clit is at 11 o'clock. We're not talking about the G-Style. We're talking about the clitoris. All right. We're going to have to start with basics here. Ro is not the pussy pro. I'm not. All right. Remember last week with the pictures? I didn't get any of the pictures right. You got them all wrong. I did. All right. So this is the pussy. This is the base of the pussy. This would be your taint down here. Oh, that's... That's the taint. That's the taint. I know the taint. Out here, there's two outer sides to the pussy. Yes. These big, thick, moundy things. What's that moundy thing? Do you know what the moundy thing is? Lips. No. Oh. That's your outer labia. What? That's your outer labia. I've been doing this the whole time. Now here, the part that I'm pulling on. Oh. There's two of them. There's one on each side. That's the lips. Those are your inner labia. Damn it. Oh. There you go. Okay. Now, we're going to keep going further north. You've got... This is the hole. Okay. That I know. That's your actual vagina. You know what's interesting about this? A baby comes out of there. There's eggs in there, too. No, this is actually a fleshlight of Nina Hartley. Babies do not come out of this. This is a fleshlight. Thanks to fleshlight. Thanks to adultbrandconcepts.com. Thank you. All right. Let's move on. So, Ro has a little more understanding. Labia, inner labia. Outer labia, inner labia. Okay. Are those the outer labia? What's this down here? This is the tip. That's the taint. The taint. That's the portion between the bottom of your pussy and your asshole. Okay. It taints your pussy. It taints your ass. Is her labia this big? I mean, that's a big labia. Just the side. It's the inner lips. Yeah. Well, they give you a little extra room for more cushion. Okay. Now, where is the hood of the clit? Here. Yes. Yes. Ro got one. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ro got one right. This is the hood of your clit. Now, where's your clit? Under the hood. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. Now, we're going to pretend this is a pussy that is lying down in front of you. There's a girl attached to it. Okay. Now, you need to slide your fingers in. Here a lake gave you very good directions on how to put your pussy in. Put your fingers in a pussy. Going in. Okay. How are you supposed to fit both in? You just slide them in. Oh, that's funny. Now, curl your fingers up and find that G-spot. Did I find it? I don't know. Do you feel anything that's like grapes? I found a quarter. I'm just kidding. Lucky day. Woo-hoo. It's like being on the bus. I can't find it. I can't find it. I can't find it. I can't find it. I can't find it. What I'm looking for. Oh, but you're not supposed to. There's no G-spot in here. Let me see. I don't think so. I need a napkin. No, there's no G-spot. Isn't there supposed to be theme music? Those are queefing noises from the... I love it. I feel like we need like something on Pandora to play like Britney Spears or something. What? And now they're trying to remind me no G-spot inside of this pussy. The Nina Hartley fleshlight, there is no G-spot. There's no G-spot. But if it were there, put your fingers in your pussy. Oh, in mine? Yeah. Or do you want to do mine? No, I'll do this. There's no G-spot in there. I'm sure I could find it. Tonight, your homework. I want you to go home. I want you to take two fingers. I want you to slide them into your pussy. I want you to curl them up towards your belly button. And I want you to do this. Kind of like a come hither motion. You're going to feel a little area that feels like grapes. It does. I'm going to pour some wine to go with it. There are little ridges in there. That's your G-spot. Alright, give me another tip. We're trying to help people out here. Let them know what to do with your fingers when it comes to it. When it comes to making a woman have an orgasm. So tip number five was don't ignore the G-spot. Tip number six is have a job. I'm just kidding. Alright, if you have a job, you will know how to make that vagina calm. It works every fucking time. If you have a job and you have your own place, you don't live with your mother. Points again. You can make your girl calm. There's a good idea. Immediately. Have a car. That's great. That's tip number eight. Don't be in jail. Tip number nine. These are all really good points here. Oh my god, I love it. You really are the pussy pro. Tip number one is my favorite. Trim your toenails. Your toenails. Trim your toenails. Girls don't like that. Trim your fingernails and wash your hands before inserting your fingers into her vagina. Long fingernails can cut hurt and cause pain. For hygiene purposes, it is always better to keep your fingernails short. I know that because I hang out with lesbians. That's very true. Let me see your fingers, Kara. Let me see your fingers. Alright, see now, you look like you would have girl-girl sex. You don't have those long... You can tell the girls that don't like girl-girl, they've got those long pointy ones. You know what? Nobody's going to want that inside of her pussy. You've got perfect, tiny, little, wonderful fisting hands. If we were allowed to fist on the air, I would show you, exactly how to do it because I, again, am a giver. You are. You are a giver. Alright, so there's the anatomy of the pussy. There are basic... Oh, do we need another tip? Do you want to give us one more? Oh, yeah. Anything else really important? Oh, this is important. Okay, give me an important one. Use a lubricant. That's important. Oh, we... You know, I just skipped and automatically did that. Lubes are really... People don't know that. Really important. And you think that the pussy is automatic, automatically always wet. It takes a while for the pussy to warm up. Sometimes it's immediately wet. Sometimes there's days where I'm wet all fucking day going, shit, what am I going to get? This is ridiculous. But if you're going to be putting your fingers in, the more movement, the more friction, the more that's going on in there. And it's the same thing with your dick. A lot of times, lube is a huge, important key. So, when you're taking the time to finger your girl, another thing I love is when you press the whole palm of your fist, if my pussy was my fist here, and I press the palm up against it. Put a fist here. Give me your fist. And I just press the palm of my hand up against your pussy. There's an amazing feeling that goes there. And then I could slide my fingers up inside. Like a suction cup. Yeah, it is like a suction cup. There's just a wonderful thing about the pressure there. So, enjoy your pussy. Love your pussy. Keep your fingers trimmed and cleaned. Yes. Find that G-spot. Explore it. Explore it. Ask questions. Ask your lady what feels good, what she likes. That's how you're going to enjoy that pussy and get that pussy to enjoy you. Now, I've got a bag of goodies behind me here. From, oh, wait. It's right here. What are you grabbing? From the screaming oh.com. Oh. Ooh. Now, I'm going to reach into my goody bag. Don't know what I'm going to pull out because everything that's in here I absolutely love. All right. This is the Man O' Quickie. Now, this is a vibrator, not a vibrator. This is a cock ring. Really fucking cool. Let me hold up to the camera so you can see it. Oh, my God. I know. Look at this. It's black. Whoa. And there is a portion of it on the top that is an actual cock ring for your cock. If you look down below, there are two little, there's a part that stretches down below and they're separated by a very tiny piece that doesn't connect completely but basically your balls come out the bottom portion of this. Stevie, you tried this the other day. How great was it? I think I put it on wrong. I was trying to, yeah, because I'm not used to tying stuff up so when I put You're not? No, I put one thing on and then when I tried to get the thing around my balls, they kept coming out. They kept, when I would sit, it would pop out so I'd have to pop them back in. Wait, like a, like a jack-in-the-box? Yeah. So it was like, yeah, it was like, and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then And I sat over there. We're a children's show. I know. And I killed the batteries. The battery, I wore it as long as the battery was on. How long did you try it for? I had it upside down. I had it on wrong. 30 minutes you tried to get that thing on right? You had it on upside down? I think I had it on upside down. Did you put your dick through the big hole? No, no. What? I used that one on there but then I had to twist it around because my balls wouldn't stay in it so I had to get all, I had to like, get, get creative with it and I, I did something wrong so it just was like wrong. All right. I put it on wrong. Stevie does not know how to put on the Man-O quickie. The Man-O quickie is wonderful for, it's great. You know what? I'm going to take this one home tonight and jack my man off with it. I'm going to put the, the, the Man-O around his cock. I'm going to put the vibrating portion just below his cock and then his balls, I'm going to pull them through this very simple, very simple, very stretchy portion at the bottom and then I'm going to climb on top and ride him cowgirl and then I'm going to turn around and ride him reverse cowgirl. Then I'm going to flip him over so he's on top of me and I want him to come inside of me with his balls all tied up, his cock in a ring and that vibration. He's got 30 minutes to do it. That's the Man-O quickie from the screamingo.com. Go to, I think we need the cock ring guide for dummies for Stevie. I didn't want it. This is complicated. Embarrassing. It's a little manual. This is too complicated. The complete idiot's guide to using your cock ring. There's two holes. How hard can it be? Anyway, go to the screamingo.com. It was hard. That was the problem. If you have questions, call us at 1-800-893-9562. The screamingo.com. Type in ginger20 for your 20% off discount. We'll be right back here on Flamin' on Ginger. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Every Tuesday with me, Ginger Lynn, Kelly Shabari. That's Tasty Tuesdays. We'll be right back. I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to, of course, what else would be this insane? But Flamin' on Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn, and my wonderful co-host, Ro De La Grazia. And then, of course, we have... Stevie! And we're welcoming two brand-new petrified guests into the studio. We've got mainstream comedians. We've got civilians in the studio. Who are you, sir? Andy Dugan. Andy Dugan, welcome to the show. Well, thank you. Thank you for having me. The crowd goes wild for Andy Dugan. And who are you, beautiful girl? So petrified. Faith Choice. Is your name so petrified or faith... Are you going, like, for faith and choice right now? Faith Choice is the name I was given by. Okay, so Faith Choice is your name and you're just so petrified. A little bit, yeah. Don't be scared. What's scaring you? I don't know. Don't I look like a nice girl from Illinois? Are you? I am a nice girl from Illinois. Yes. Yes. Yes, you do. I just throw people... If you just... I don't look good on paper and I don't sound good if you meet me. I don't look good on paper. No, I don't. Really? It's like ex-porn star, convicted felon. I missed that part. Yeah, there's just... Okay. I look awful on paper. But also in Google Images, there's a lot of Ginger Lynn's that get arrested. Oh, my God. I looked... Remember? Were you here when we looked? Yeah, when we did that whole Google image. We did a little Google search and you know how pictures of you will come up and some will be you and some won't? Yeah. There were like 50 women, Ginger Lynn Jones, Ginger Lynn Mullins, Ginger Lynn, and they were all convicted felon. Arrested. Arrested. Yeah. They were. They were. My real name is Ginger Lynn Allen and there are a lot of Ginger Lynn somebodies who have gotten themselves into big, big trouble. That's your destiny. Something about that name. But I... Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? The funny thing is my mugshot did not come up. I know. It didn't. It did not. And I've got a damn fine mugshot. You're gonna find it. Damn it. I look really pissed off and my eyes are really green. When I'm turned on or I'm horny, my eyes turn green. And when you're mad. What color are they like normally though? They change. Like today I'm wearing beige. They're probably like a grayish color today. Yeah. What are they? They're gray. Yeah. It changes with what you wear? They change with what I wear with my mood. Horny and angry, they're green. And then of course we have Kira Lake in studio. Welcome back Kira Lake. Woo! It's so nice to have everybody here. We have a company. It's called creativeconceptions.com that sends us all of the information that sends us all of the information about these wonderful games. Yeah. Now we try them out. We see how they go. I want to play a game with everybody. Before we do that though, I want to give you a chance to tell us a little bit about yourself. Andy, we'll start with you. Andy Dugan. So are you a sexual comedian? Are you a blue comedian? Are you, what kind of comedian are you? Depends on the show. I mean, I like to go blue at kid shows, which is. Of course. Right. That's the only place to. Yeah. It really depends on the show. I mean, I can't go blue. I can be, I can be clean. It doesn't matter. I talk about sex on stage. So it's something that's fun that I think it's really fun when a crowd pretends that they're not adults and they moan it and groan it. Yeah. Sex jokes. It's like, come on. Seriously. Do they do that a lot? Yeah. Oh yeah. It's like, it's like they thought they went to church and ended up at a comedy show. You know, it's like, no, we're here. Do you think it's that they're just uncomfortable and there are other people around because I'm the one in the background. Exactly. I'm the one cracking up and the moans and groans. I can't believe that people are that uptight about sex. Everybody has it. Everybody enjoys it. Well, you're supposed to. If you're not, then you're doing it wrong. But the fact that people still get that, that moment where they, oh, and it's uncomfortable. Do you watch porn? Uh, yeah. Yeah. I was supposed to be honest about it. That was believable. Yeah. No, you really do. Are you a watch it for free internet? I get the 30 seconds I need to move on kind of guy or do you rent movies? Do you buy movies? What's your, what's your, I usually just internet. I don't go to the extreme. I don't read box anymore. Anymore. I don't Netflix it. It just takes so long in your queue. You know, it's like, come on, get here. Are you familiar with my work? Uh, no, I'm not. How old are you? Uh, 30. That's why. All right. What you need to do here, Andy, is you need to go back and watch porn from the 80s. Okay. I made porn, uh, basically 1984, 1985 were, were my years that I was in it. Oh, cool. Whole different story back then. Totally. They took a mainstream script and, and there would be whatever the movie was. It was my first movie was called surrender in paradise. It was about six girls who are shipwrecked, ship wrecked on an Island with a convicted felon. Ooh. Nice. And so it was just this whole big story. And it would say up to page 15, there'd be this happening and that happened. They go sex scene. And so you had a movie where there was buildup and turn on, and then you have this great sex scene. And today it's just sex, which I think is a really bad example. I'm afraid of the fucker that you may be. I'm afraid that if you've watched too much porn, you fucker. I've been called worse. That's fine. If you, if you're 30 and you grew up watching porn over the last decade or so, you may be in big trouble, but we'll try and help you out today. Well, I grew up in the, like, my first, like, porn experiences were in the 90s or even like, like late 80s when you'd watch it like scrambled on the TV. Like kids today when you were just getting in there. Yeah. The A, B button, you just keep clicking it really fast. And you just go for it, right? Yeah. So, yeah, I could see how like it, I remember watching the ones where it took really long and I was a teenager and I'm just like, come on, let me see a boob. You know? Yeah. But the story was very compelling until then. Oh, yeah. It kept you going. Well, I just don't want you to think that donkey punch, donkey punching is actually an acceptable. Have you been on my computer? Like, I thought I cleared my browser history. Yeah. It's really not cool at all. We'll talk about it more later. Faith Choice, welcome to the studio. Thank you so much for being here. Yeah, thanks for having me. Now, you look like a perv. Do I? You just look like a nasty, naughty, wild girl. Are you? I don't even know what that means. Uh. Uh. Okay. Maybe. I don't know. How long have you been doing comedy? A few years. Years. Have you had more than 10 sexual partners? Oh, wow. Uh, I think so. You think so? Yeah. Okay. How old are you? Uh. I'm like 30-ish. 30-ish? Okay. All right. Me too. Do you prefer to give a blowjob or have your pussy eaten? I don't do blowjobs. That's kind of gross. Gross. Oh, I'm really gay. I'm super gay. Oh, welcome. Okay. That's why you're afraid of me. Yes. Can I have a good hug? I'm coming in. Like right now? Yeah. She loves the ladies. Don't be scared. Okay. Right now, Ginger's giving Faith a hug. A lady hug. I don't even know what that is. It's like a lady bug but a hug. It seems like it's deeper. It is. It's a lady hug. Yes. They're bonding. It's like boobs touching. Like there's no side on it. That's nice. Once she found out, she's like, oh, I love you. Don't be scared. We accept everybody here. She's not letting me go now. Oh, see that? Andy? I just need some warming up. Do you want a hug? I feel a little left out. I do feel left out. All right, let me come to you. Oh, give him a hug. I'm bisexual. We're going to give him. Okay. Stevie's going to give you the hug. Stevie, come on. What happened? I got my things on. What's happening? Oh, we're just watching. Triple hug over there. Triple hug. Triple hug. They're just hugging it out. Get in there. Why am I just hugging it? Get in there, buddy. Get in there. Stevie, come in. Okay. We're very loving here on this show. A lot of love. A lot of love. That's sweet. A lot of love. This is like my first three-way. That was crazy. That was. You did a good job. Yeah. Did a good job. It was good for Stevie, too. That was his first girl hug. Stevie, how do you feel? And that was your first three-way with a gay man. He has to start somewhere. Good for you. I love how you open up everyone's eyes here and just make everybody comfortable and happy with everybody else. It was like a PG bang bus. Yeah, you're really welcoming. It's like how the dolphins do it. Right. You know what? I have not gang raped anyone today. You're gang hugged. I gang hugged, baby. You did. I did. You know what, Kira? Coming in. Oh, there. You know, Kira, this is what it's all about. It's about love. We should start a foundation. Don't you think? It would be the hugging foundation. You know what would make this better right now? Kira, you've been here for like an hour. Could I see your titties? Yes. See, she shows them. We. The convenience store. The convenience store. It's never shown. Isn't that easy? Yeah. It's that easy. May I touch them? This is why we're civilians. May I touch them? But they're very open. We can do so much and then there's a line, you know? I know. Yeah. We don't. I don't. I get to touch them. Yeah. I get to touch them. Yeah. I don't. It's okay. I think it's okay. I think it's the way that she asked though. It was like how I asked her. Okay, have a seat. Do you have an extra stick of gum? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have any gum? Yeah. She goes, hey, can I have a cup of coffee? Tic Tac anyone? Same kind of thing. Tic Tac anyone here? I thought you said Zan Tac anyone. I'll take a Tic Tac. Xanax? I thought you said Zan Tac. And I'm like, isn't that? I thought it was a Zan. Yeah. Xanax anyone? What is Zan Tac? There it goes. Now, Faith, do you feel more comfortable? I do. Only because I was drinking before I came here. Were you? What were you drinking? Titties. Whiskey. Really? Oh, that's what Ginger drinks. Do you need some more? Do you have some more? She does. Stevie does. Yeah. Jamesons. Yeah, well, we've got Jamesons. What? Stop it. Were you drinking Jamesons? Absolutely. No, I was drinking Tullamore Dew. Oh, yeah. I don't know. We want Faith to be very comfortable because we're about to play a game here. Yeah. There's going to be more titties. Okay. All right. We are ready to play You and Me. This is a sexual game. Oh, my God. Now, we're going to... We've changed it up a little bit on the radio. We're going to make it more our own style. So, what I've got here is a deck of cards. I'm going to pass them around. We're going to start with Andy. Yeah. Now, Andy, you can go through. You can shuffle. You can pull anything out of the card deck. I'm not good at shuffling. So, before you do that, who are you going to pick as your partner? Oh, that's a very good question. Do you have to do something to them? What do you have to do? You don't know. Oh. Yes. So, it goes as far as... As far as it goes. As far as it goes. As far as it goes. I mean, there's no real sex. We're, you know, everything is just... We're having a good time here. It's a game that lovers play amongst themselves. We're playing it with a group of strangers, which makes it even more interesting. Oh. I know who you're going to pick. And... I have no idea who he's going to pick. All right. Let's go, Kira. Oh, yeah. Make him match his... What a surprise. All right. I'm going to pass these cards over to you. You can't give me those options. What a surprise. All right. Now, pick a card, any card out of the deck. She's pregnant. Oh. I've done that one already. That one's more of like... Yeah. Did we find a cup? Ooh. I've got to run out to the front to grab it. Okay. He's tweeting. He's tweeting. We'll get you a cup. Just drink from the bottle, baby. Yeah, you can drink from the bottle. It's not sanitary. Oh, do you want to use this little thing? I emptied it. Here, Faith. Okay. You can put it into there and have your own... Yeah, now you have your little to-go cup. Look at that. We got you hooked up, baby. Oh, okay. Andy's pulling a card. All right. Now, is it a boy card or a girl card? Oh, there you go. There's a cup. Boom. Girl. Do you know what that is? Yes. It's a girl card. No, wait. That's a boy card. I don't know. That's a girl card because it's the mirror. Okay. What's it say to do on the back? So, that's your card. So, you are the girl then. Sweet. All right. All right. Buy a sexy toy that you both like the look of. Ooh. Ooh. If you can't do it straight away... Promise to make it... To make this... I don't even know what that word is. Okay. What is that word? It's just so... A sexy toy. So, let me get you out a sexy toy. Okay. Forfeit. I have something called the Finger Link. Take this forfeit later. Who talks like that? Are these... Forfeit? You don't know what forfeit is? Who says promise... All right. Promise to take this forfeit later. Who talks like that? If you can't do it straight away... We forgot to mention this was to take this forfeit later. No, so what I'm going to do is I have a sex toy for you. This is called the ColourPop Finger. Oh, it's adorable. I'm going to turn it on. I'm going to make sure that it's working and ready. We forgot to mention that. You install it onto your finger. And I'm the lady. You're the lady touching the man. And... Here in the lake is playing your boy to your girl. So, you have to touch her as if she were a boy and you were a girl. Yes. Using the finger. Let me make sure it's ready to go. It's written like that because Shakespeare actually wrote this. All right. Stevie. Can you make the finger work? Whoa. Oh, okay. Looks like it's got jewels on top. I'm going to have to pull. You're going to have to pull a plastic out. Oh, maybe there's a battery that... Is there a tab? There's like a tab you can pull. Oh, there might be a tab. Oh, there's a battery. There's three batteries. There's three batteries. Bam. It should already have batteries in it. Those should be backups. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Is there an on-off switch or is there no batteries? There's this little plastic guard. Oh. All right. This is why we... This is why we keep seeing... All right. All right. I'm going to swing over from China. Oh, wow. Is it working? Yeah. It's got a lot of different speeds. Okay. So what we're going to do... Good times. I'm going to... The on-off switch is on the bottom here. All right. I'm going to... Oh, whoa. To turn it off. I can hear that from here. I don't know how... Oh, my God. Okay. I turned it off. I'm going to toss it over to you, Andy. Okay. Catch it. Whoa. What did I catch? That was a very manly question. It's a boy. You're supposed to be the girl. I'm not a girl. Okay. Not a girl. Get in your girly mood. Go over to the beautiful Kira Lake. And just... I'm going to give you... Now, wait. What do you have to do? You've got a timer and... Wait. Do you want me to read it? Do you want me to read it? Yes. Okay. What's it say? Okay. We'll read it. You read it. Okay. And I'm setting the timer, turning it on. Okay. What am I supposed to do? Whatever you feel is the right thing to do. You just bought a sex toy that you both like the look of. We agree? Yes. Okay. Yes. If you can't do it straight away, promise to take this forfeit later. That's... Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. That doesn't give you an action. That may... Okay. So, go. So, just touch her... Touch him. Pretend you were at the store and you're like, I like this. I like this. Just buy it. It goes on your finger. Okay. It goes on your finger. And just touch... Touch him, her, as though she's a him. And turn him on. Touch her penis. Touch... You need a penis. Touch her penis. My mouth. God, we need a penis. Is this pantomiming? Is this like... No, you... Touch him on. You can actually touch... You can... Unless she says the word... Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. You're okay. That's the... All right. Andy is taking the... Get up in the prostate, Andy. Yeah, the prostate. Is that... It's in the butt. Is that... Man, like it? I've never seen Andy so red. Andy is using his bingos... He's like a ginger. ...touching the inside of Kira Link's butt. Oh, Andy. You want this for your reel? Going up and down. Yeah. That's a great one. This will be good with Buenos Aires News. Up her belly. Below the belly button. Around the sides. He's going to buy you dinner after. Oh, and your time is up. Good job, Andy. Do it again. Like a gentleman. A lady. Like a lady. Like a lady. I'm going to give you... This is from the screamingo.com. You're the only one that's used it. I'm going to give you the packaging. And Stevie has extra batteries for you. That is a gift for you. Here they go. Here they go. Where'd they go? That is a gift. Where'd they go? Because I'm going to use them. Oh, my God. Where'd they go? Where'd they go? Faith Choice. How you doing over there, beautiful girl? Good. Are you excited? Maybe not. Maybe not. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Don't forget, you can always use the word Rumble Stiltzkin. Yeah. Draw your card. Let's see if you're the boy or the girl. Who's your partner first? Oh, crap. I don't know. Pick Ginger. Ginger wants to be the partner. I can tell. I'll be your partner. I can tell Ginger wants to be the partner. She's going, no, I don't want Ginger. Oh, no, you want Kira. You want Kira. You want Kira. You want Kira. Is everyone going to pick Kira? Yeah, everybody can pick Kira. I'm going to. I feel so special. Everybody wants to pick Kira. They love Gingers. Oh. What happened? I'm not doing that one. All right. Okay. Shuffling it up again. She Rumbles Stiltzkin'd it. She Rumbles. And that's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Okay. What if I pick the same exact one? Then that's fate. Fate. What does it say? It says, Faith Joyce reading her card carefully and giggling, not quite sure. You can read that for me. Are you the boy or the girl? Oh, she's the girl. The girl. Okay. So you're the girl in this case. It says, masturbate your lover by rubbing your naked lubricated buttocks along their cock. Pleasure yourself at the same time. All right. Oh, wow. So we're going to have to improvise here. Yeah. We need to improvise. So we're going to do it without a cock, without lubrication, and without complete nudity. Okay. So what we need you to do. Is to use your ass, beautiful girl, beautiful Faith Joyce, and grind it against Miss Keira Lake's pussy as though it was a cock. Can you do that for us? Do you want to use the Jamison's bottle? You can put the bottle in between your legs if you want. You can yell Rumpelstiltskin at any time. You can also say Rumpelstiltskin. I'm going to pass. Okay. Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. Oh, you can pass? Or you can pick another card. There might be a better card in there. I'm terrible at this game. Don't worry. I'm terrible at it. We'll find one that you're comfortable with. I'm just going to look through all of them. Pick one that works. She's like, where's the one where we knit together? Because that's the one I'd pick. Where's the one where we just watch a Netflix movie? Yeah. That's in the middle of the deck. Where are we big brownies? Keira Lake, you have beautiful titties. Can you turn those towards this camera for a second? I just think that they are absolutely fucking amazing. Keira, can I ask? Can I ask? Can I ask? Are you in your 20s? She's like 22. Okay. Yeah. You can tell. It's going to look a lot different in 10 years. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm telling you. Shut up. You got to know what you're in for. You'll need the camera much lower in 10 years. Like, oh, they don't stand up so hot. But mine are nice and small, so there's not going to go anywhere. No, they're going to stay exactly where they are. They're going to stay right there. All right. While Faith Choice is picking her card, we're going to take a quick break here. Okay. I want to talk to you for one little minute. A little second here. 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Just pretend you're a comic at the comedy store. This is one of their bits. It's a lap dance bit at the comedy store. Ready and go. Is that wrong? I'm going to be banned from the comedy store? They don't book me anyway. You're going to grind. Grind. You're just going to do the grind. Enjoy. Because she's the guy. That's why she's not going to do anything. It happens all the time. I'm sorry, Andy. I'm so thirsty. It's paralyzing. It feels so good it's paralyzing. This feels like a rat video. I feel like we're in a rat video. It's really hot to watch. You've still got a couple more seconds. If we could get some dollar bills thrown around. Do you have like a circle eight on her? I know. There you go. Circle eight. Circle eight. Back and forth. Just grind. Okay. Pretend he took. Pretend he faced the guy. He just took you out to dinner. And it wasn't McDonald's. It was at Chili's. I can't even feel anything. I know she's light. I know she's tiny. I can't. I've never. I don't think I was that tiny as a baby. I don't think I was either. Woo! You did it. Congratulations. That is the You and Me game. Courtesy of creativeconceptions. Is it .com or .net, Stevie? It is . . . Well, it depends. On the website creativeconceptions.com and at Twitter it's creativec__llc. All right. So go to creativeconceptions.com. They have lots and lots of different games. I'm stuck on You and Me game because it's just so much fun. And especially when I get people like Faith Choice who are so shy about it. I love it. Here at Lake, thank you for playing such a great game. That was good. That was brave. Was it? It was very brave. It was brave. Okay. I'm an American hero. You are. This next game . . . I'm going to get a sex quiz. Stevie, you know what? I'm going to let you ask the questions on this one so that I don't look at the answers at all. Oh, okay. We're going to go around the room. It's called the Ultimate Sex Quiz. Now, what's going to happen is you're going to be asked a question. You'll get three multiple choice answers. Now, in front of Faith over here, there is a contraption. If you get the answer correct, you're going to get a sex quiz. Correct. If you get the answer incorrect, we give you a little hand clap. If you get it incorrect, I will come over and be touching you with my fingertips. You will get a light electrical shock. What? Like for real? Like for real. That's terrifying. Like for real. I won't do anything. You're not going to die. It's not going to give you a heart attack. It's going to go. And I'm going to feel it, too. I'll feel it from my fingertips. There's a metal plate that will go down in the front of my pants. There's an electrical thing I will turn on, and you won't feel anything until I touch you. And you could say . . . I'm going to say you got shocked by Ginger's vagina. Hey. I wonder if I touched you with my vagina. You probably have. I'll try . . . I'll see if I can touch with my vagina, like on your leg or something, and see if it works. Anyway, what's . . . Okay, Stevie, what's the first question? Okay. Give it to . . . We're going to start with Andy again. Andy gets excited about this stuff. Andy's excited. He's like, I'm ready. He's ready. All right. Andy, what's the size of the average . . . average erect penis? That's it. You should know this. By the way, this question is very telling about what we have . . . what Andy's dealing with right now. 47 inches. Just to wait for the . . . Oh, sorry. Your ultimate choice is 47, your final answer. He's like, I'm going by experience. Right. It's 47 inches. It's going by what I have. Five feet. Five feet. Five feet. Five feet. Five feet. Five feet. Five feet. It's a five foot diameter. It's a roll up. It's circumference. It's a five foot circumference. It's like a four foot roll up. It's like the biggest beer can you've ever seen in your life. Is it 6.9 to 8.4 inches long and 1.4 to 5.1 inches in circumference? You threw circumference in there. This is complicated. Yeah, circumference. Metric. Or is it 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference? Or is it 9.2 to . . . 9.2 to 11.4 inches long and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference? I'll take door number three. Do you want a calculator? Right. Do I have to carry the one? Do you need a ruler? Right. I think you should draw a picture. Hey, Andy, do you need a second to go in the bathroom and look? Right. That's even for the average. You can measure it by the flesh length that we have here. We have . . . This will . . . You can measure it by this. How? So, just look at it like . . . Put it inside and then I'll go. Eyeball it. It looked like it went in about that far. Is it A, B, or C? I'm going to say A. A. A is 5.5 to 6.2 inches in length and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference. It was B. That is . . . Really? Oh, yeah. I'm coming in. Here she comes. I'm coming in. Uh-oh. Get ready to get zapped. Here it is. You said it was B? Well, no, because you read them out of order. It was A on the thing, but you read number two as A. Because I had to mix them up. I know. Oh, but he . . . He chose A. He chose 6.9 to 8.4. I think he chose the right answer. Clearly is going for . . . No, it was . . . It was going for . . . He was going by his own experience. Wait, wait, wait. What was the correct answer? It was B. 5.5 to 6.2. You picked . . . Oh. 6.9. Bragging. See? That's what you get for being a bragger. Uh-oh. Here we go. Don't be scared. Don't be scared. He does have . . . I feel like I'm being pet. He does want to have children one day. Hold on. He has a child, but he wants more, which is a testament to that. Hold on. People like kids. Let me readjust. People like kids. Okay, let's see now. The fact that you want more. I think that's a good . . . Yeah. Okay. Are you feeling? Any kind of spark from Ginger? No. We're connected. This Ginger's not snapping. Is this like a janky, like . . . Did you just improvise a shocking device? No. Or is it actually supposed to be? No. Is it meant to do this? Wait, what? It was working before you got here. Maybe . . . Just get a bunch of stuff from Home Depot. Maybe it needs to be by your breast. No. Mm. Uh-oh. Maybe she just shocked him with the thing inside. We're having technical difficulties, Jenny. Oh, it's not plugged in. We do not have a . . . Oh, I hear something. It needs to be . . . You need to . . . Oh. Oh, yeah. You've got no connection to the . . . Oh, the tip. Oh. Oh. No connection to the tip. Takes us a while. Right? Yeah. Here we go. Oh, there it is. Hello. Whoa. Oh, be careful. This device makes . . . Oh, hello. There we go. All right. Is that . . . What's happening? I don't know, but when I heard we got shocked, we were going to get shocked, I took my phone out of my pocket. All right. How did that feel? It felt like if you hit your funny bone. Uh-huh. Like that. That sounds really unpleasant. Wait, how did that feel in you, though? Wasn't that by your crotch? What did it do? I'm not sure what it did. There. She jumped. What did it do to you? If I feel it through my fingertips. So, if I were to . . . whatever part of my body I touch you with. So, let's say that with Faith, I put my titty against your shoulder. My titty is going to be where the shock comes from. Whoa. Oh, my God. Taser tits. It's like a superpower. It's like taser tits. It's going to be . . . yeah. It's going to be . . . Is this supposed to be like a sexual thing that's like exciting and everything? Yes, it is. You're scared, right? What is that? What is that? That's what some people say. What a sexy net is. It works for me. Like, why do you feel like a cactus? This is the weirdest porn I've ever seen in my life. Okay, I'll ask the next question. All right, what's the next question? This is for Faith. This is for Faith's choice. Okay. How many nerve endings does the . . . Clitoris have? Okay. Is it 300, 20, or 8,000? That's a wide range. I know. I didn't write this. All right. Hmm. I learned this in college. You did? Wait, is that where . . . Is that where . . . Usually, women become lesbians in college. Is that where you learned it? Yeah. Okay. No, this was in the vagina monologues. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. You take a course. Yeah. It's amazing. It was a seminar. I took it, yeah. And then I dropped out. Wait, give me the order again. Okay, 300, 20, or 8,000. You guys, I'm going to get excommunicated if I get this wrong. Yeah, you can't get this wrong. This is for you. This is . . . You're an expertise in this. You should know. You should . . . This should be . . . I'm going to Google it. Oh, you can't Google. I think the answer is . . . Oh, what's . . . Is it 320 or 8,000? It's like asking if you want salmon or a salad. I don't know. So many different . . . It's the opposite. Tell her $1. Yeah, that's . . . Okay, I know it's either A or C. That's what I know. Okay, which one? Okay. You've eliminated B, which is 20. Yes. A. 300? 300? Oh, sorry. Oh, no. It's 8,000. I knew it. Oh, you should have known. But it just seemed like way too many. You're an expert. I knew it. You're an expert. You guys. 300. Okay, okay. I'm going to take my nipple out . . . Uh-oh. . . . and touch my nipple to your arm. Uh-oh. So I'm going to feel the shock. Ah, don't kill me. Shock. Okay. Going from my nipple to you. I wouldn't be worried about it. It's like from your nipple to God's mouth. All right. Oh, I'm feeling the headphones. Yeah, it sounds like it's up really high. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why? Hold on. Are these headphones going to zap me? Oh, Jesus. Oh, no. The cameras. Ah. Hold on. The cameras are freaking out. Oh. The cameras. Oh, my God. Oh, sweet. Oh, the . Ah. Ah. Oh, my God. That's not that bad. The camera's freaking out. It is on my nipple. It feels like a tattoo. Oh, it's not bad. It's not bad there. Ah. The headphones. It is on my nipple. That's not bad. Woof. Oh, my God. Her nipple's smoking. We need a fire extinguisher. Is it on fire? It hurts. I think I got it. I think it hurts. What are you doing to yourself? I think I have a new tattoo now. I know. Where'd you get your tattoo? Well, Ginger Lynn's Tit Shop. Right. Thank you, tattoos. Oh, my God. You should start that. I'm impressed that you went there because that was not pleasant and that's a sign that you're bad. No. Tattoos hurt. And it was ... I had it when it was high just lifting up your sleeve of your shirt. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I was lifting up your shirt and it hurt my finger so I'm going ... I'm not going to have a nipple left so I'm going to burn it off. Tattoos by tits. By tits. Tattoos. Tit for tat. That'd be popular. Tat for tit. That's brilliant. Oh, my God. That one got me going. Oh, my God. I might have just like ... I thought you were going to catch on fire. I know. It's still tingling too. Oh, my God. Look at how big it is. That's humongous. It's just ... All right, compare it ... I tell you. Well, no. That one's turned on too now. It can't compare. All right. We have one more rousing round of the ultimate sex quiz. It's for Kira Lake. Kira, are you ready? Yes. She is ready. All right. Stevie, do you have a question for Kira? I'm going to pick one. Let's see. Okay. Here's one. Okay. Oh, gosh. What is this? What does the ... Is that pudential? Let me see. What? Pudential nerve do? Where are we at? Would you ... The pudential? Pudential? Let me see. Pudental? Pudendal? Pudendal? Pudendal. I would go with another question. So, no one knows. Yeah. I would pick a different one. I don't have that page. If we don't know what it is, I would pick a different one. Pudendal nerve. It's pudendal. Pudendal? Okay. Because the next one is like ... Sounds adorable. Yeah. What does the pudendal nerve ... Okay. Here we go. What does the pudendal nerve do? I don't even know what it is though. Okay. Are there choices? There's choices. I'm going to give you choices here. You got to guess. It transmits information from the uterus in women and the prostate in men to the brain. This is complicated. This is complicated. Yeah. This is a complicated one. Wow. Where did you find this? Or it transmits information from the clitoris in women and from the scrotum and penis in men to the brain, or it transmits information from the vagina in women and the rectum in both sexes to the brain? I don't know. This isn't fair. I knew the last two. Oh, I totally knew too. I was just playing along. I was being a good sport. You are a good sport. And you now have a permanent nipple tattoo of my nipple on your arm. Yeah. You got a tattoo by Ginger's tit. My left titty too. That's my big one. I'll tell you. This will get you a lot of followers on Twitter. Yeah. Well, that's a good one. I'm going to give you a little bit of a hint. I'm going to give you a little bit of a hint. I'm going to give you a little bit of a hint. I'm going to give you a little bit of a hint. It will. Okay. Blame it on Ginger Gay. Maybe she will get a tattoo with her tit. How did she get that tattoo? Ginger Lane. Yeah. She will even retweet it to her followers. I will. She's got a lot of followers. All right. A, B, or C, Cara? Well, I guess, I think, because pedendal kind of reminds me of like rectal, I think I'm going to choose C. It's me. Did she choose C? Yeah. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. Is she choosing C? Yeah. C. Oh! They were all C-er right? No, it's wrong. You got it. No, C was right. I know, they were all C. What was C? This is a horrible scantron. What was C? Oh! The rectal she picked. The rectal? No, it's not the rectal. No, C. That's not the rectal one? No. C was the rectal one. No, but it's not the rectal. The answer was it stimulates the clitoris, scrotum, and penis. Oh, damn it. Oh, well, then I have to shock you. Pedendal. Get it? All right, coming in. You're getting a shock. Wait, be careful of your body part. I know. What are you doing this time? What are you going to do now? Can you hand me my wand and my little dealie-do there? Careful. Yeah, right? Our headphones start pushing. All right. And the cameras start pushing. All right, so what are we going to do? Then we have a blackout. I'm going to try touching your nipple with my finger. Okay. Or your ass. Pick a part. What are you more comfortable with? Remember, it's going to get zapped. I know. Well, we've seen a lot of fights. We should see some. Let's see some of your ass. Okay, be careful. Yeah, take them off. Be careful. I am. Both of you. I feel like she's going to shoot across the room. I know. You're tiny. If you get shot across the room, you'll end up in that pair of lips over there. All right. You ready? We have random things all over the... Oh, there we go. We're fine. Flickering. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh, she's... Oh. Ah! Whoa! My pussy! Ah! Oh, my God. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ginger, be careful. Ah! Ah! I hear it. Oh, my God, the cameras. The cameras are shut off. She's not going to stop. Oh, my God. Careful. Whoa! What if that would have went on fire? Your... I mean, your pants. Does that get warm, that little plate? No, but it shocks your pussy. Oh. Really? Here's the deal. Are you really awake right now? It's on my way awake. It's supposed to be flat against skin, and my pants are too loose in the back, so it kept sliding down, so I put it in the front, and I have pubic hair there, so it conducts differently. Right. So I could feel the shock. It was like going back and forth in my, I have a little blonde triangle, so it was in my triangle. I bet it singed. Probably singed, because it was so shocking. Well, I needed to trim anyway. Okay, that's good. It was time for waxing, so I'm fine. It's called multitasking. It's quite nice, actually. It was nice. I don't smell anything burning. Yeah, I don't smell anything. You're right. It didn't bother your ass? It was kind of a turn on? No, I kind of liked it, yeah. It's a good little zap. Yeah, I was like, oh. It's a good little zap. It's time to pull one more toy out of my The Screaming Oh! Goodie Bag here. Oh, let's see. What's next? Let's see what I'm going to pull out next. What have we got? I'm going in, and ooh. What's that? I have the Lingo. Ooh. The Lingo is really fucking cool. What this is, it's by the screamingoh.com, and it's a little strap that goes on your tongue. Ooh, you should give it to me. You put this on your tongue, and then you lick. Give this to Faith. Here's the sound it makes. Is that necessary, though? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh. All right, now can I lick your nipple? Yeah. I'm curious that I could lick your nipple. So I'm going to put it on my tongue. Okay. It's too far back. Hold on. I think it's too far back. Okay, there you go. I don't want it to slip off. This looks like Fear Factor. Like she's, yeah. Like she's, okay. It looks like a caterpillar. Yeah. Okay. So now. That's really cumbersome looking. It pickles my mouth. It pickles her mouth. I'll tell you. The bedroom scene would be really hot with that. I'll come and get you. I'll come and I'll get you. Okay. How does it feel? How does it feel? I don't like that. Hold on. How does it feel? That's hot. It's like. One more time. Okay. It's like making out with a stroke victim. Yeah. The dialogue is very. It's like, come on out. Wait a minute. I'm going to step you over here. You stop it. I'm going down to the pussy now. You have to be really close with someone to do this. Don't you? Because you're like, hold on, babe. Let me. Hold on. I'm going to get you. How's the profile? You ready? I'm going to let pussy stop him. Like. Are those marbles in your mouth? That was great. Really good for dirty time. It's like a make a wish roll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Special Olympics pussy eating. All right. Maybe I shouldn't have spoken while I shouldn't talk with my mouth full. Now, I apologize for that. Oh, Michael. But, Carol, like, how good did that feel on your body parts? That was actually good. Yeah. It felt pretty fucking amazing, didn't it? Yeah. Definitely. This should come with earplugs. It makes your lips wiggle. Like, they give you like a shooting firing range. Like, it should come with those. So, like, goggles. It should come with, like, the whole thing. A whole entire playlist that you could play so you don't hear, how well goes her out? I thought I sounded incredibly sexy. You always sound incredibly sexy. It just gave you like, huff, huff, huff. Huff. I'm going down with puff. It's like someone turned your oxygen tank off. Totally someone who's using it. You can finally, like, shut them off if you don't want to hear from them. Exactly. We're going to get a Sarah. We're going to get a Sarah in Texas right now. We need you. Sarah. We need you to be quiet. Put this on your tongue. What am I going to do to you? Nothing. Just shut the fuck up. Yeah. I'm back. Go to the screamingo.com. Type in ginger20 for 20% off of all of your products. That was the lingo. The wonderful tongue vibrator that goes onto your tongue, vibrates as you lick nipples, as you lick clits, as you lick the back of your partner's neck, any part of your body that you're licking. I don't recommend you talk. I don't recommend you talk. I keep on talking for another time. Honey, did this go bad? Am I turning you on? If you haven't sealed the deal while you have that in your mouth, it's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. I like to. It's a great time to tell secrets. We need to talk. Okay, after. All right, Cheryl in Texas, you're on the line. Hi, Cheryl. Hi. Hi, Ginger. How are you? You know what? I am absolutely fabulous, honey. How are you? Oh, I'm great. I'm great. Hey, I need you to do something for me. I can do that. I need you to do that little tongue. I need you to do that little tongue thing and set it aside for this summer because I need you to do that to me. Oh. Oh, and I'm already, I'm pulling you to the side going, okay, what am I doing with it? When are you, are you coming out to Los Angeles this summer? We're coming out, I think, in August again. So. Wow. Yeah, we, we, uh, we're really excited. I haven't talked to you in a while. I know. I know. A few times, but. Well, the last time I saw you, I believe we were hanging out in the bathroom at a restaurant. Ooh. Yes, we were. We were. Being very. We were. And what? And what? I'm watching on my laptop right now and you look beautiful. Oh, thank you. Absolutely beautiful. It's so good to see you back on the radio. Thank you. You know what? It's really good to be back. I was gone for two months and after 12 years of being in the radio, it was, it was really tough to be gone for those two months. So I love where I am now. I'm on skidrowstudios.com. I'm on iTunes and I get, I have a lot more freedom than I did before. You know, before it was every day, Ginger, you can't do that. You can't do that. That's why this show is called Blame It On Ginger because I get to do the things that everybody else says I can't do. And as long as I'm, I'm taking care of our listeners and again, being educational and fun at the same time, it's all good. So I can't wait to see you. Cheryl is one of my, my Texas fans who sent me my, my wonderful purse that I love. Yes. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. And I just wanted to tell your guests too that Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. And Ginger is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. anybody we're civilians we're just you know regular people in the house and you just made me feel so comfortable walking in the studio and let me tell you guys I I have high inhibitions I'm very self-conscious within five minutes of being in the studio she had me but naked usually happens it is I make you comfortable and get you naked within seconds I give you tattoos with my nipples yeah I shock your ass yeah I shock your everything yeah there's a lot of hugging going on yeah you know what that means a lot to me I'm I'm a goofball and and my show is always you know definitely has a sexual undertone and a sexual theme but you know I'm I'm when it comes down to it I'm a nice girl from Illinois she is she is a nice girl she's a great girl and we love her so oh and I love you too sweetheart I will save um I'm not going to reuse this lingo but I will save I have a brand new one I've got a whole box of things from the screamingo.com and I will definitely use it on you when you come back I owe you again and uh tell your man that I said hello and thank you for calling sweetheart I will and he says he loves you and we'll talk to you soon love you right back baby thank you bye bye I just want to say I'm your unicorn yeah that's that's gonna be her unicorn no she's not my unicorn I we actually went out to dinner with her and her husband they came in they were listeners to the show and I went with went out with another couple last Friday night and I just I like I love meeting my fans I love meeting people that listen to the show that enjoy it that get me um no but what we did do was she and I the boys were talking and so she and I went to the bar and drank martinis for a while and then ended up in the bathroom and she was like I'm gonna have a drink And they were like what was that And they were like what was that And they were like what was that And they were like what was that And they were like what was that And they were like what was that And they were like what was that And they were like what was that What restaurant was this? If I tell you I can't go back, Joffrey's in Malibu. Ooh, I like that. That was high end. I don't go there. They don't let me in anymore. I don't think they let me pass the border. From Malibu? Yeah. I get the cops called on me. They let me at Neptune's, the shack. There's always such a line there. Oh, yeah, with the fried fish, right? Yeah. Love that place. Oh, my God, they've got the best food ever. Have you ever been there? Ever. It's a long line, but it's like you order at the counter, fish and chips. Oh, my God. Is this Neptune's in Malibu? I think it's called Neptune's, right? It's Neptune's in Malibu. Oh, my God. Do they have scrimps there? Or is it just like... It's all like benches and just like you order your food and get your number. She doesn't know what scrimps are. What are scrimps? I don't know what scrimps are either. White people. Never mind. Oh, scrimps. Those are mine, guys. I should know this. I have a black boyfriend. I should know this. Do you? Yes. Not anymore, you don't. I know. God, scrimps. What is it? I need a hand guide. It'll make you guys Urban Dictionary. It's white people, right? It's just a colloquialism for scrimps. Oh, okay. Who loves it for its gum? Like, we're lost. I want to say that Faith used a big word in there, and so she knows a lot of vocabulary. She's a colloquialist. I got to look up colloquialism. Right? Urban Dictionary. And I just laugh and pretend it's all funny. I have no idea what's going on. It's colloquial. Tiny bit smarter than a scrimp. And I look just a little bit. I'll tell you. And I like that we're tweeting that you're actually using the right one for Andy, because there's another Andy Dugan. And if you were tweeting him, he might be a little shocked. Oh, he'd be mad. Yeah. He's like an Emmy-winning writer. Yeah. He'd be like, what? Is this? Andy Dugan's in a studio getting shot in my titties. You get blocked. Right. Tweet the other Andy. Yeah, right. All right. Now, the next thing on our list is, you know, I get a lot of different. People that send me articles, they send me different information. This guy is fucking insane. In my opinion, it's called crazy facts about sex. Okay. And I just want to kind of read through some of his opinions and go around the room and see what your opinions are on whatever it is he's saying is a crazy fact about sex. So these are facts or these are not? This is his version. These are his crazy facts about sex. Okay. It's just like these are. I think he's just crazy. Okay. Let's hear it. But maybe I'm the crazy one. This is what an average person who wrote an article for a company. It's called ezynearticles.com. And I read a lot of their sexuality articles. And I read this and I couldn't figure out if it was his crazy facts, if I'm the crazy one, or if I can't figure it out. So give me one of them. Okay. Okay. I'm going to start at the top. Okay. So this is weird. It says, know that sex is mostly overrated and exaggerated. You won't know that until you have your first encounter, after which you begin to ask yourself some questions. It is the most overrated part of human life. Believe me. Oh, he's so gay. Yeah. Okay. So that's. See? I'm thinking he's fucking nuts. Sex is fabulous. I think he just sucks at sex. Yeah. Probably. Or maybe he's saying he's straight. He's like this vagina thing is so weird and overrated. He's the straight man and he's really a gay man. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to be gay too. See, this is my cynicism. Is he writing it for some other entity? Like they have an agenda? Like, is he writing it for the GOP or something? Oh, you mean like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe, maybe this is a challenge. Like, oh, come, come, show me sex is good. Okay. Well, if you saw his picture, what's his name? It should tell you right up there. Ola Femi. Yeah. Ola. Ola. That's his picture. Ola Femi. He's standing at a, we call this a stance to the right. Yeah. He's like a two in ballet. A position two. That's both of them. So, wait, I'll read another fact. So, it's not my imagination. He's like Ethiopian and they'll murder him there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, sex is. That's another thing to take into consideration. Sex is as important as I thought it was. It's not overrated. Sex is awesome if you're doing it right. Correct? Yeah. Yes. Okay. So, I'm not the crazy one here. Let me read another fact because it's weird. The second page seems like he's more into sex, but the first page doesn't. I'll explain why. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, this is weird. Is he a virgin? Does this guy know we're talking about him, by the way? Is he going to like send someone here to assassinate us? Probably. But at any minute, the door's going to kick open and go, you're wrong. Okay. So, he's saying, number three, is having multiple sex partners kills the fun and value of it. Not when you're single. Oh, fuck that. That's cool. Just knowing how to play. When he says value, is he just paying too much? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm tired of playing for all these hookers. Get a Groupon here or something. You no longer regard the act as sacred. Rather, you just see it like a drug that you just need at a point to get you high and fly. Fly. Okay. First of all, has anybody ever had a booty call? It's called a booty call. You get your rocks off. That's it. You're done. Come on. Not everything is a soulmate, okay? The more persons you have sex with, the more confused and unfilled you become. Yeah. So gay. I know. This is like a passive aggressive hate letter to all the girls in high school that turned it down. Exactly. See, the more partners I had when I was single, I was not unfulfilled. I was filled up. There was no more room in there. Right. It was just full. There's no more. I was fulfilled. And you're never unfulfilled. He said persons. You're fulfilled. Yeah. He also said persons. Here's how he says it. Many partners may seem adventurous at first, but believe me, it gradually boomerangs and turns against you because your appetite is on fire. Your appetite just grows out of control and you become insatiably sexual. You're now engaging it like an animal. Clearly, he's an expert. Okay. You seriously have had a bunch of chicks show up. No, but he's been at the bar and all of a sudden three chicks come up. I heard you sleep with her. I heard you sleep with her. Oh, my God. This is terrible. That's why. I don't think this guy sleeps with anybody. I don't either. I don't. I'm giving him a lot of credit. Yeah. Okay. Well, with this attitude, no wonder. It's unfulfilling. The more partners you have, the less satisfied you're going to be. Okay. He's crazy. Okay. This doesn't make sense. Give me another one. Number six. It is not a good way to find favor, affection, attention, respect, love, and help. That's so many things. That's a lot. Wait. Okay. Sex is not a way to find what? Favor, affection, attention, respect, love, and help. Okay. If you're- Help? Okay. That's help. Help? Go to a therapist. How are you not paying attention during sex? Yeah. It's like the act requires your attention. Yeah. It should not. Doesn't it? It really usually does. Listen to this. This is fun. He says, it should never be offered wrongly or with ulterior motives, so it doesn't turn back to haunt the living daylight out of you. Boom, boom, boom. He's like ghost fucking. Yeah. What is that? Now we're getting- What is this? I think about when I've pissed my boyfriend off, which I did recently. Okay. And three nights in a row, I got turned down. I mean, he wouldn't even let me suck his dick. Wow. That's hardcore. That's serious. He was really pissed. He was mad. He was really mad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And three nights in a row. So, I disagree. Oh, yeah, no. You're like, and I disagree. Okay, so you want to hear, this is where it becomes weird. Okay. If he's being haunted, then he should stop murdering people. Well, not weird, but okay. So, well, here's sex and emotions go hand in hand with the female folks. That's what he calls them, female folks. Female folks. I don't know how to explain that. With those female folks. Once the emotions are feeling, I feel like he is going to barge in here and kill us right now. He's like listening right now. He's like, how dare you? He spears us because he looks like, okay, once the emotions are feeling. That was an Africa joke. Yes, that was. I approve. Thank you. Thank you, Faye. Once the emotions or feelings are not moved, the sex might be the most disastrous and frustrating experience ever for both parties. It hates distractions. Or it puts the ocean in the basket. What's happening? What is going on? It's. It's. Yeah. As though it's an entity in itself. I guess so. It hates distraction. You know what? I'm going to agree with him on that because sometimes when the TV is on. Yeah. Are you the female folk? I'm the female folk. Take off that ESPN. There'll be an episode of Big Bang Theory on or something in the background and I'll turn around and I'll repeat the line. Big Bang Theory. Like I'm in the middle of. Yeah. I'm going at it and I'll go. Whatever the dialogue is, I'll repeat the dialogue while I'm fucking. From Big Bang Theory? That's a terrible show. If it's on in the background though, I mean, it's just one of those shows that comes on when it's bedtime. That is the nerdiest talk in there. And then you say that. It's a bit unsexy. Well, I'll put the dialogue. You know, everybody's in bed. The house is quiet. The door is shut. The TV goes on. It's whatever it was on from the night or the day before. So that seems to be the most annoying thing. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. It's going to be the show that always comes on. Make sure you don't want. Penny, you know nothing. He's like, why are you calling me Penny? Yeah. Make sure you don't watch the ID channel because it's like, who the bleep did I marry? And then it's all about murder and stuff. Oh my God, he's going to murder me. I'm the woman folk he's talking about. Okay. You want to hear another one? Yes, I do because I am fascinated with this man's thoughts and theories on sex. So this is weird. Sex finds total expression when confidence, creativity and patience are involved. Know that you are not only. Out to enjoy yourself, but also out to fulfill and make the next person happy. Why? Now we finally got a shit together. That's 14 facts. Is that, was that the last one? No, the last one is 15. It says, let the spark never die. If not, the sex becomes painful, boring and mean. How is it painful? Ow, you're just hurting me now. He's on both ends of the spectrum. I know. You're like, it's the greatest thing ever, but if you mess it up, it's the worst thing you'll ever do. Wait, he said. It hurts. I think it's painful because they said do that. I'm mad at you. It hurts. It's just the. Female circumcision. He wraps it up with, it just becomes a ritual that must be done regardless of how both of you feel. That is just close to torture. Wow. He seems very indecisive. I wonder if he's single. I don't know. I think he's a virgin. Oh wait, this is a weird thing that he says. I bet he's on Tinder. Sex and stress are foes. They don't and cannot walk together. Once stress is around them, they can't walk together. Stress is around sex. Where's a frown? I'm kidding. What? Stress free mind is a needed ingredient in cooking up a fantastic pot of sex. What the fuck? A pot of sex? This guy obviously doesn't know how to cook because you would make sex in a saucepan. Yeah, not a pot of sex. I'm thinking you grill it. Yeah. The barbecue grill. I mean, and also by the way, sex cures stress. Yeah. Duh. But if you're single. Yeah. But if you're too stressed, sometimes you can't have sex. This is true. No, you're right. When you're too stressed, you should just like encourage your partner to get you there. Like, like help you find that moment. There's the help. Yeah. There's the help. There's the help that he's talking about. You can't look for sex for help. Man. That's the help. You can't. Rule number six, buddy. Why am I so bad at this? Rule number six. But I like how he says, once stress is around, sex wears a frown. Like, hmm. Aw, sex. Something like sad vagina. What? What's sad vagina? Oh, what a sad penis. Andy, do you have any appearances coming up in the near future? Are you going to be playing any place that we can come and see you? Yeah. Tonight and every Wednesday, I'm at the Elbow Room in Encino. Oh, that's right around the corner. Yeah. Yeah. That's really close. What time? Eight o'clock we start and go to about 10. It's a great show. It's a lot of fun. If I give you my phone number when we're done, will you text me the info? Oh, absolutely. Okay. Because I'm thinking by the time I get off work and I get home, I can have my boyfriend meet me. No. Stop it. He is funny. No, no, not at all. He is funny. I just open pretend. No, I would love to come and see you. So it's tonight at the Elbow Room in Encino. Oh, that's awesome. Every Wednesday. Every Wednesday. Every Wednesday. Every Wednesday. And that's like, you know, five minutes from my house. Free show. And it's totally free and there's drink specials, you know, the whole shebang. Oh, they have alcohol too? Yeah. They got good food too. I am so there. Yeah. They got good food. And Rose done it. I'm going to have her back. It's a very fun time. We taped a, we taped a show. We did a show. We had, I played a seven year old grandma. It was awesome. A seven year old grandma? I made her go to CVS in a muumuu. It was the greatest experience. And knee highs and slippers. It was great. I made her talk to people like, go ask that guy how he's doing. She's like, what's going on? She asked me, where's the hairspray? It was totally fun. It was fun. Honey, I know that you're listening. I would love to go tonight. So let me know if you're interested. We're going to go to Three Nuts right now. No, we're going to go to Three Nuts. Three Nuts. Three Nuts. Three Nuts. Three Nuts. Three Nuts. Three Nuts. Three Nuts. We're going to wait a second. Faith Choice, where are you going to be playing and appearing in the near future? Oh hey, check this out. I am hosting and producing a show that Ro is going to be on. Yeah. It's going to be fun. Oh. April 5th. Love the title. In Hollywood, The Sexy Dork Show. Yep. Oh, The Sexy Dork Show. Yeah. Yeah. You guys can buy tickets at sexydork.brownpapertickets.com. I love this. Nice. I love it. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. I love it. It's 10 bucks. It's so cheap. Yeah. And there's free drinks with your ticket. Free beer and wine. We get y'all liquored up. So come out and see some sexy dorks being funny in Hollywood. I would love that. And that's when? April 5th. April 5th. Will you remind me of that? Yeah. Okay, because I would love to come. Yeah. What day of the week is that? It's the first Saturday of April. Oh, Saturday's perfect. We'll mention it next week too. That would be fabulous. I would love that. I would love that. Chris saw the title. My boyfriend saw the title. He goes, that's you. Sexy dork. Sexy dork. Good things. Thanks a lot. And what about you? Do you have any new films coming out? Any place that we should watch for you? Kira Lake. Yeah. I know that Porno Dan just had, for Immoral Productions, just had something come out that I was in. And New Sensations had something like a month or so ago, like the Redhead series they do. That I was in. And basically, yeah, like if you follow my Twitter, it's at Kira underscore, Kira Lake. Just Kira Lake. At Kira underscore Lake. Yeah, that's K-I-R-A underscore L-A-K-E. Yeah. And I just post, I just like post whenever videos come out or like whenever I'm doing a shoot or basically anything I do. Wonderful. Make sure that you follow me and I'll follow you back. Awesome. If we're not already, we probably are. Maybe we are, yeah. I'm sure we are. All right. I'm following you. I'm going to follow you. Are we all following each other? I think we all are. Ro, what's coming up for you? I don't know. I have no idea. God, I can't remember. I don't know. I'm going to be, I forgot. If we follow you on Twitter. Yeah, you follow me on Twitter. At Ro Delegrazi. I totally forgot what I'm going to be doing this week. That's R-O-D-E-L-L-E-G-R-A-Z-I-E. I know. Ro Delegrazi. Next week. Oh, wait, no. No, not this week. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm not good with my schedule. I can't even remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. It's a good thing you're cute. It's a good thing you're cute. I have to go to a birthday party this weekend. A birthday party for what? Like a grown-up's birthday party? Yeah, like a girl's night out. And it's my friends, but I'm like, oh, God. I'm sure she's an ex-listener. Are you going to a strip club? Yeah, I know. No, I actually like the friends I'm going out with, but it's just that whole like, you know, I work at a restaurant, so when I see a table of women sit down, I'm never like, woo. What's it rhyme with? Oh, man. Yeah. It's kind of like, oh, so we're that table. Yeah. I mean, we're all working the restaurant, so we know, but it's like... They don't know that at first, though. No. They come up to you like, what do you want? Oh, great. You have your own bottle of wine. Great. You're just trying to make it as cheap as possible. You're like, here, I know that's a $50 corkage fee, but here's my bottle of Cholschone. Well, speaking of corkage fees, I want to take a phone call from... I went out to dinner last Friday with 3Nuts and his wife, 44DD. Hi, 3Nuts. Hello, how are you guys doing? I am good. I'm still recovering. I'm still recovering. I'm still recovering from our wonderful Friday evening. How are you? Oh, it was a great night. We're doing great. We had a wonderful time, and we just think Stevie's the most adorable guy ever. Isn't he? Stevie came along to dinner. I'm hiding over here. We had a wonderful time. You were totally awesome. 44DD is so enamored with you. We just absolutely fucked our brains out for hours right there in my mother's living room. What? Well, I was wondering what you're going to do because you were so cute. You're like, well, can we come over to your house and I'm like, I've got a teenager that's going through like hormonal hell. And because you said you couldn't fuck at your mom's house because it was too noisy and you're right in the middle of the living room. So I wondered what you were going to do when you got home. So you just went home. I just said to her that I'm going in for the kill for an hour solid and then woke up at four in the morning and went at it again for a while. It was awesome. Nice. Nice. We did want to go to your house, though. That would have been even more fun, obviously. Absolutely. Well, we'll have to do that another time. And now 44DD wants to know when you're going to come over. I'm going to send her that toy you promised her and showed her all those fucking pictures of that made her so horny in the first place. Oh, the lollipop. The G-Spot lollipop? Yeah. By the way, before this is over, I want to give a big shout out for everybody to go onto your website. I was just, after all these years of knowing you and talking to you, I finally registered on Ginger Lynn Auctions and oh my God, it's so awesome. And I'm going to be buying a glass dildo. I'm looking through all those glass dildos. I'm going to have to get one for 44DD. You know what? It's a really, thank you so much. It's a really great site. We're coming up on our five-year anniversary. It's the adult eBay. Anything that you want from your favorite porn star. I feel like a complete idiot for not doing it before. And everybody out there, if you're not registering, which doesn't cost you anything, you've got to go on there. There's something for everybody in the world of sexuality and all these beautiful, hot porn stars that I wasn't really familiar with that I'm learning about just because I logged onto your site. It's just freaking awesome, Ginger. Great job. Wow. You and Nick both. You know what? We work really hard on it. Thank you. Thank you so very much. We've got hundreds and hundreds of porn stars up there. They come over to my house. They bring their lingerie. I take pretty pictures of them in sexy lingerie. And then you get to take home a piece of your favorite porn star. Well, I think you need to start a little amateur section. We can start it off with my wife. You know what? Go ahead. I would love, post her stuff right now. It's free to post. There you go. There's no upfront charges. There's no backend charges. I don't charge anybody anything. Anyone can sell anything they want. On my phone. There's a great picture that I showed Nick at dinner of my wife on her knees with her ass with some sheer black panties. And he was just enamored with that photo in the panties. So maybe we'll make that the first one if I can steal them away from her. Have 44 Doubles start posting them. That would be fantastic. I would love that. I would absolutely love that. And we've got a- And you guys have an open invitation. You've got a Wine Country Retreat waiting for you anytime you can steal away. We're five minutes from that local airport up here. Flies right out of LAX. And we can take you there. We can take care of you. We were actually talking about that today. We need- In order to have wild, crazy, noisy sex, we need to get out of the house. We need to go somewhere. So if we come to your house, we'll just be the wild fuckers. Oh, absolutely. Not a problem. We even have a spare room for you with a bed and a TV and a video and a whole nine yards. Everything you need. You'll have us all set up. Yeah, we'll bring out the box of toys and the lubes and yeah, go to town. We're good to go. It sounds like the perfect- It's the perfect grownup sleepover. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, we'll kick our 18-year-old out. We have no problem doing that. Nice. Great. Yeah, my old B18 on Monday. I'm still trying to- No. I'm not going to go there. All right, sweetheart. Thank you so much for calling in. Give 44 Double D a big- Thank you for having us and love you all. Right back at you, baby. Thank you. Bye-bye, honey. Bye, honey. I want to point out that on Faith's Twitter, it says unicorn wrangler. Oh, yeah. That's- That's what she is. That's what I do. You need to take Faith out. You are a unicorn wrangler? That's what I do. That's what I do. That's what I do. That's what I do. That's my resume. Yes. It's on her description for Twitter. Do you want to come over? Now, you don't do anything with guys. No. No? No. But you could do it with me and my boyfriend could watch, right? No, but she could get you a unicorn. I could get you a unicorn. You can get me a unicorn. Yes. But you don't want to be my unicorn? No, she could get you a unicorn. I know. I heard her. Uh-oh. Faith is getting populated on the air. I'm going, why can't you be my unicorn? Because there's a guy in it. He'll just walk around. Watch. And then when he gets really turned on at the end, I'll take his load all over my face. But it might go close to faith. Yeah. There might be like a... Like a... Oh, what if you wore a splash guard? You could get a splash guard. Phoebe, there's a mask over there. There's a mask. Yeah, just one of those two masks over there. We have one of those. I want to thank everybody so much for coming in. I want to thank Kira Lake. You were absolutely fantastic. Thank you, Kira. Thank you. Thank you so much for coming in. Faith Choice, great to meet you. You're very funny. I will come out and see you. Hey. We've got Andy Dugan. I'm going to try and come and see you tonight. Sweet. That would be absolutely fabulous. And it's going to be at... The Elbow Room. The Elbow Room. In Ventura. 16101 Ventura Boulevard. Okay. That's so close. On Ventura, not in Ventura. Yeah, not in Ventura. On Ventura. On Ventura. In Encino. Much closer. You live in Ventura. On Ventura in Encino. I want to thank everybody one more time. It's been a fabulous show. You've been listening to Blame It on Ginger. We'll be back. We'll be back tomorrow. Don't go anywhere. Bye. Bye.