Erica Lauren visits, ear-fucking punishment, and caller L-Sweet masturbates on air

Oh my goodness. We have titties juggling, bouncing. Listen, that's the way I, Ginger Lynn, like to start every show with a lot of titties, a lot of juggling, a lot of bouncing. It just gets me in the mood for our good time. It really, really does. Welcome to Blame It On Ginger. I am Ginger Lynn with... I'm Miss Sapphire. And Stevie! Hi, Stevie. Hello, Sapphire. How are you? I've missed you guys so much. We missed you too. How have you been? I'm really sorry. I'm being sexed out. You're sexed out? I am sexed out. Is there such a thing as being sexed out? My pussy bone is like throbbing. Where's the bone in the pussy? Like on the... The pelvic bone. The pelvic bone? Okay. I call it my fupa. Do boys have... Yeah, a fupa. Do boys have a bone there? Some of them do. Sometimes they don't. Do you have a... Sometimes they don't? Do you have a... No, I got it. I got it. Not a boner. A bone under... I'm trying to think. I've sucked a lot... I'm asking Stevie like I've never seen a cock before. A bone like... Like a pelvic bone. You guys have pelvic bones? There's like the etch-em. Well, why don't you come over here and like... Your etch-em? Come here. Let's touch you. Let's figure out what Stevie's got. Yes. What's in between your legs, Stevie? Come on over. Uh-oh. Stevie's getting nervous. Yeah, right in between us. Come on. Right in between us. Don't be shy. Okay. First, what I'm going to do is let you feel mine so you'll know where it is. Where is this? Right here. Move your finger up and down. Press hard. There's a bone there. Oh, yeah. So that part right now is sore. Oh, yeah. That's what's sore on Miss Sapphire. Oh, my goodness. And what do you... He's reaching in his junk right now. Do you have one? I have one. Can I feel it? It's not as pronounced. No. That's because I've gained five pounds. Okay. Suck your belly in. That's your dick that's hard. That's not your... Get out of here. Stevie, you pervert. You're supposed to be a gay man. You sick, twisted fuck. I touch your dick and it gets hard? Yes. Nick. Caffeine. It's all the caffeine I have. You're the wrong gay. That's what it is. Five-hour energy will do stuff to you. Goddamn. That's horrible. Yes. So I'm like... Stevie got a boner. I'm like hurting. You're hurting. I'm hurting. What kind of sex are you having that you feel for her? I had a lot of good sex. Because, you know, I went on my anniversary trip for Valentine's Day. And then last night, unexpectedly, I got called over to my girlfriend's house. Unexpectedly? And she... Yeah. Like, I'm not supposed to come over to her house until the weekend. And... You're not supposed to? Well, we both said to each other, you know, like, I love you, but we need space. You know? Okay. All right. Don't come over every day. Right. Just come over on the weekends. Okay. I get that. You know? So I was giving her space. And she's like, you know what? I want to cuddle. Aww. And it wasn't just, I want to cuddle. It ended up being, oh, we cuddled. And then my animal got into me. And I was just like, you know what? Got into you or got out of you? Got out of me. Sorry. I'm so, like, frazzled. Okay. We don't go there on this show. Like, thinking about it makes me... On this show, okay, there are no animals involved in the sex on this show. Yes, no bestiality. No. But I was just so... Fucking horny. I mean, in your head it's okay, but don't bring... It's not right. No, no, no. But I was just so fucking horny, I, like, grabbed her, her, like, you know, I grabbed her pussy. And I was just like, hello, I'm going to fuck you now. And it's going to be nice. Now, I don't think it was nice. Oh, it was great. And do you know why I think that? Why? Why? What are you doing? Smacking your uglies? You're bumping your uglies together? Well, she thinks it's because of the strap. The strap on that we were using and how I was fucking her earlier. And then yesterday, it was just, like, a lot of loving down there. Just a lot of, like, touching and rubbing. But I think over the weekend, I developed, like, some bruises. What kind of strap on was this? It was a nice, like, leather-bounded, aslan leather. You know what? I think that's the only kind of strap on that is really reasonable to use. Hell yes. Because all of the other ones, you know, I've seen the ones that you have the panties that pull out. Those are so cheap. And they're wobbly and everything goes all over the place. The leather, you put it on and that dick is attached as though it were your cock. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. And it's good for anal sex, too. Now, are you always the giver or do you guys take turns? We're vice versa. So it depends upon who's in the mood to dominate. But we always make sure that both of us finish. Both of you finish. Yes. Do you finish better with or without something inside of you? Honestly, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter? Doesn't matter. You should know that. Well. You've seen me in action. I've seen you in action. Oh, wait a minute. Sapphire's the squirter from heaven. What? Yeah. Oh, yes, baby. This went down back at the old studio. Uh-huh. Sapphire and I, we have a relationship. We do. We do. We need to talk. I got a little comfortable and I was like, you know what? I'm producing behind the booth and I'm seeing them all the time squirting. I want to squirt. Mm-hmm. I want to have a little fun. Mm-hmm. I didn't squirt, you know, all over the floor, but I squirted in my panties. She squirted. Yep. We never, we don't get the pussy out. Yeah. We're not allowed to get the pussy out, but we can get into the pussy. Mm-hmm. You can get there through the panties. Stevie's confused. They were, it's like my pussy. Okay, my favorite. If you don't have a cock, it's a different part of the body. Girls have pussies. They're these sweet, tasty, little pink inside little thing. They've got little, little wing flaps. They're little, little lips on the outside. Like in the book of pussies. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. We have a book of pussies on the table. All right. Come on now. I'm going to show you my pussy. Show it. I'm going to freak. Oh, Stevie drank breast milk. No. Got him to drink breast milk in the studio. Yes, he did. But I didn't get the tranny breast milk. What did it taste like? Oh, I had tranny breast milk. Foxy was on the air. Foxy has breast milk. Really? Swear to God. Okay, now some people say that some breast milk tastes, you know. It was sweet. Okay. It was very sweet. Very sweet. And it didn't give me cramps. Oh. He's lactose intolerant. Oh, that's good. Yes. That's good. It's just cows. Kelly? No, Kelly. It was Kelly Nichols. We had no cows in the studio. Stevie. I mean, I'm in time. I'm such a no animals. Cows milk that gives me, whatchamacallit, stomach cramps. Although, it's okay to drink cows milk if you squirt it out of the tit, the teat. You know. That's not bestiality. I grew up. You were on a farm. So what Kelly actually had me do. Gross. Was you had to suck on the nipple really hard. So I think it's like when you milk a cow. Wait, so you sucked her nipples. You have to hit the tit of a cow to get the milk to drop. He did. It's the same thing with. With a girl. It's a titty. You have to like get it to drop. You have to really get it to really shake it hard. To suck on it hard. Oh my goodness. To get the milk glanced or to drop the milk. I almost had a little nip slip just now just thinking about it. We both. Kelly got it out and Stevie had one titty. I had the other. Oh my goodness. And then Foxy came in a couple days ago and Foxy had breast milk as well. Now did she. Did you guys do like the shooting test? No. There was no shooting. There was no shooting. Kelly is going to build it up. I guess it takes a couple days that you have to like milk them to get them to. Squirt. And we're going to have cereal with breast milk. Oh my God. You guys are crazy. We'll save some for you. Oh no. I'm good. You know what. Maybe. I'm so good. You know what we're going to do. I'm scared. No. Don't be afraid. We have an idea that Kelly came up with yesterday. Oh no. It's like taking. Yeah. On Mondays we have Nina Hartley. On Tuesdays we have Kelly Shabari. Wednesdays we have Roe De La Grazie. Thursdays we have Kelly Nichols. Fridays we have Sapphire. And we have Ginger Every Day. We're going to get all the girls together and we're going to go out to lunch. Oh I would like that. Yes. Wouldn't that be nice so we can all get to know each other a little bit because we're all friends. And then we'll have breast milk. Breast milk. And then Kelly will have. Well I thought in our coffee. Okay. We'll have coffee afterwards and Kelly can just milk her titties into. That makes coffee a bad illusion. Can you imagine what the waiter is going to say at the restaurant like. You know what. Do you need any cream and sugar. No. No. No. I got this. We have Kelly. Kelly. Do you want a shot. But you know what. She says it's very nutritious. So it'll be like almost like having a centrum in your coffee. Good. And you know what else we could do. Sapphire. You could squirt into our coffee so we can have. It'd be like cream and sugar because you're squirting. Okay. Like the sweet sugary stuff. Okay. Is it sweet. Did you taste it. Oh I'm always sweet. I tasted it yesterday. Not yours. Mm hmm. Oh my God. I've got Kelly Nichols on the floor. I've got the Hitachi Magic Wand on her. I've got these balls inside of her pussy and I'm yanking on this. Were they the Benoit balls. They were Benoit balls but they were called something else. Teardrops. Teardrops. By. Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve. Very nice. And there are two of them and there's there's a little they're about the size of a walnut. Only shaped like a teardrop. There's a little piece of of silicone in the middle and then there's a silicone cord that's about three inches long. So I'm pulling on it and I had them in just past her G spot and I'm pulling and pulling and pulling and we're on the floor and all of a sudden I wasn't expecting it and she would just gush. It doused my hair. My face. My shirt. My pants. My feet. My arms. I was covered in jizz from my head to my toe. Oh my God. I'm jealous. See you got to come really jealous. I know we've missed you. Oh my goodness. We have missed you. Seems like we're missing a lot out of here. Mm hmm. No. Now you had said that you really like anal sex. I I'm actually scared of anal sex. I like giving it. I don't mind being the giver. I don't like to receive it. Yeah. Like I love. I love. You know. I love playing with anals. I love doing. With anals? Yeah. I like buttholes. Buttholes? A lot of booty holes. Anuses? Anuses. Anals? Yes. A lot of anals. How many anals have you had? How many anals have I had? Three, four. Is this the same person or different people? Different people. Oh. You notice how I went. Did you make that noise or they made that noise? Three. They did. Okay. Three guys. One girl. Three guys. Three guys. Really? All at the same time? Three girls. No. No. You weren't having an anal gang bang? No. No. How did this go down? Where did these guys come from? So the guys were all from my college crazy time. She had. You know how when you go to a hotel and they have the do not disturb sign on the door? Sapphire's door said come in. Come in. Yes. Literally. Come right in. Come right in. Come and enjoy. It was spelled C-U-M. Come right in. Come right in. Come and enjoy the view. Uh oh. We've got L-Suite on the line. I'm going to pick up this phone call. And she's probably mad at me. And before we talk to her, I'm going to tell you what happened. So yesterday, and L-Suite, I saw your tweet this morning. And I would lick your pussy in a heartbeat. But before you come on, I just want to preempt the phone conversation. So I was talking about titties and the direct correlation between your titties and the size of your pussy. And I said girls that have great big giant titties usually have a great big giant pussy. And I said I know I'm going to piss some people off out there. I'm going to be politically incorrect. And L-Suite called me on it, sent me a tweet. She's got 38 D's and a tight sweet pussy. Hello, L-Suite. Hello. Hi, sweetheart. It's 38 G's. 38 G as in ginger? Jesus Christ. You've got 38 ginger titties? Yes. Oh. I love her deep voice. Honey, where are you at? Ohio. Doesn't she have the sexiest voice ever? She does. She does. Now, L-Suite, I told you in my tweet that I would love to see your beautiful pussy and your beautiful titties. Can you send me a photo? Oh, come on. You don't have to put your face in if you're shy. I would just love to see those beautiful 38 G's. I mean, your tweet back totally gave me something great to masturbate to. Did you masturbate when I told you I'd love to see your beautiful titties and that sweet tight little pussy? Yeah, I did. Oh, will you masturbate for us now? Can you do it again? Oh, wow. I would love for you to take both of your titties out of your top. Take them both out. I want you to rub your hands on the outside of your titties, pressing them together in the middle. A spot that if I were there, I could put my tongue in between and slide it up and down your beautiful titties. Put my head in between your titties. And then I want you to take your fingers and from your pinky to your forefinger, run them up and down, over, back and forth, over and over. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Over those beautiful nipples that are getting harder as you're thinking about my fingers caressing you. Mm. Now, I want you to... Are you wearing a dress or pants? What are you wearing on the bottom? Pants. You're wearing pants. I want you to undo your pants. Can you do that for me? Yeah. Okay. Now, ever so slightly, I want you to take just your pinky finger and brush it over the top of your clit. Don't press hard. I want you to kind of tickle your clit. And pretend it's my nose nestling you back and forth on your clit. Just kind of snuggling up there, back and forth. And then I'm going to take my breath and I'm going to breathe warm air... ...onto your sweet, tight, pink little pussy. And then I'm going to suck the air back in. I'm going to take that and it's going to be cool and kind of crisp on your clit and on your body. Okay. And then I'm going to take that and it's going to be cool and kind of crisp on your clit and on your pussy. You're starting to get wetter and wetter. And I'm going to breathe. Keep playing with your nipples with the one hand and your other hand. Now you can take your fingers. I want you to take two of them. Take them back up to your mouth. Put them inside of your mouth. Get them nice and wet. Sapphire, take over. I'm just so in the moment right now. Are you in the okay? I'll keep going. Please, please. All right, so you've got both fingers. I want you to put them into your mouth. Uh-huh. Slide your tongue between them. Get your fingers nice and wet. Now the other hand, take it and pinch your left nipple. I want you to pinch it as hard as you can. I want to hear you squeal. Pinch it hard. Harder. Do it harder. I want it to hurt. Add a little twist in it too. All right, Sapphire's throwing something. I can only do it so hard because I'm scared. Don't be scared. Don't be scared. You know your limits, honey. Do it as hard as you can, but I do want to hear you make a... I want to hear you just make a little... Do it hard enough. There you go. That's it. Oh. Oh, now your pussy's starting to get wet, isn't it? It's already wet. It's already wet. Sapphire, what do you want to throw in, baby girl? I want you to rub your clit ever so slowly, but you still need to hold on to that nipple of yours. And I want you to kind of tickle your nipple just a little bit, almost like you're getting it bitten. So like a little pinch here. One, two. And then release. And then pinch. One, two. And release. And I want you to rub your clit, and I want you to get those juices. And I want you to... And I want you to release your fingers and put it on that nipple that's now hard and erect. Oh. Rub your pussy juice all over your nipple. Now those beautiful titties of yours are so big. I bet you can take both hands. Now you've just rubbed that pussy juice all over your nipple. I want you to take both of your hands and grab your titty, and I want you to lift it up, and I want you to lick your pussy juice off of your nipple. How did you know I could do that? You... You can do it, baby. You can do it. You can tell by your voice. No, I know I can. I just don't know how she knew I could. You know what? I feel like I know you, baby. And that voice of yours, I'm just imagining that I'm with you right now, that I'm right there with you with those giant, beautiful 38 Gs and that tight little pussy. Taste your pussy juice off of your nipple. Now lie back, and I want you to take both hands, run them down your stomach, over your belly button, get to just that mound above your pussy. Don't touch your pussy yet. I want you to grab that meaty part of your pussy, the top, the...what do you call it, Sapphire? The fupa. I want you to grab your fupa and just ever so slightly squeeze it, and as you do, your fingers on the bottom will pull your clit up a little bit. It's almost like you're masturbating your clit without even touching it. You're just pulling up on your fupa. There you go, baby girl. Yeah. Oh. Oh, that feels so nice. Now, I want you to take your fingers and slide them inside of your pussy and pretend it's my tongue. I want you to finger fuck your pussy just like it was me licking your beautiful, juicy, wet pussy. Yeah. I'm gonna lick it for you. Mm. Mm, soft and slow. I'm gonna take your little clit in my mouth and suck it like it's a little tiny cock in and out. I'm gonna slide my fingers deep inside of your pussy, and I'm gonna bring them forward. Meanwhile, my tongue is going back and forth on that clit. Fingers going in and out. I'm tasting your juices. I'm licking them. Your pussy's throbbing. You want to come all over my face, don't you? Don't hold back. Don't hold back. I want you to give it to me, beautiful girl. Give me those pussy juices. Let me taste you. Let me taste you all over my face. I want you to come all over my tongue. And my lips. I want to suck your juices out of you as you're coming. Yeah. Yeah. Keep going. Come for me, sweetheart. Let me taste those juices. Let me slide my tongue deep inside of you. I want to have little scoops of your cum that go into the little scoop of my tongue. Yeah. Yeah. You can do it. Don't hold back. Okay. Let it go. Come on. Just for me. All over my lips. My fingers are going deeper inside of you. My thumb, I'm reaching around and just ever so slightly grazing it across your asshole. I'm not going to put my thumb in. I'm going to press up against it. Oh, my pussy's getting wetter and wetter as you're playing with your pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Come for me, pretty girl. Come for me, pretty girl. I can almost taste it. I can almost taste it. You're so close. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. There you go, sweet thing. Did you come for me? Wow. Good. Oh, my. Good lord. Are you still mad at me, L-Sweet? Oh, I'm a bit mad. Oh, you are so incredibly sexy. That was fucking hot. That was amazing, pretty girl. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Now you feel... Oh, you have the sexiest voice ever. You have the sexiest voice ever. Thank you so much for calling in, honey. I will be thinking about you over the weekend, playing with your titties when I fuck my man this weekend. I'm going to think about you being there with us. I'm going to have a weekend that includes my little L-Sweet. All right. You're welcome, sweetheart. Think of me over the weekend. I'll be thinking of you, too. I'm sorry. I need a fan. Sorry. You know what? She was so... Oh, my gosh. Just like a... Wow. That was intense. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That was intense. That was great. Thank you. Thank you. You know what? Her voice turns me on. And just the text message that I got from her or the tweet, she said, my titties are 38 Gs and I've got the tightest, sweetest little pussy, something that... And my pussy's really wet right now. I got wet telling her that story. I'm just like... I'm so turned on by the shyness. It's always the shy ones that I like. You know, that voice. Ooh, they drive me crazy. I don't like the shy ones. They don't like the crazy ones. That's why I was like, I can't... I was like, please, Ginger, it's all you because I just loved her voice. I was like, let me just listen to that voice. I know. And to hear her calm, it was so soft and gentle. And you know that she was doing exactly what I told her. And when you hear somebody that has that low of a sexy voice, you just kind of go there with them. Oh, yeah. You know, I dropped down to a different place, to a different level. And your eyes were just going, you were touching my legs. I missed that part. Well, you know what? I'm just like... I'm just like... I was just enjoying it. 38. Jeez, those have got to be the most beautiful, giant, wonderful. And I'm calling them ginger titties from now on. They are 38 ginger titties. I mean, I definitely want to see a picture of those. Because those sounds like some shotgun titties, you know, like she can just like mound watermelons and crush them. You know, I'm going to get her to send us a photo eventually. I definitely will. I hope she does. I've got somebody on the line and I'm hoping it's who I think it is. I don't know a whole lot of Dickies and especially Dickies from California. I'm hoping this is my Dickie from Texas. Dickie, is this you? Yes, baby. I have missed you guys. Do you guys remember producer Sapphire? Oh, my God. Sapphire, it's so great to see or hear you again. I'm sorry. I've been so busy, guys. And Ginger and Sapphire, I just want to tell you something. Are you listening? Yes. Because I've been so busy and I've been working so hard, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just little whore, y'all should punish me for not listening to you. Oh! You've been a very... Yes, I'm thinking of spanking or something. Very bad boy. You know what I'm going to do since you're not here and I can't spank you in person? I'm going to spank Sapphire to punish you. I like that. I am going to stand up. Are you watching us live at skidrowstudios.com right now? Actually, I'm on the phone. I'm in the bathroom. You know, my son is in the Navy and I haven't seen him in two years. He's home. Congratulations. So I'm in the bathroom and I've been spending time with him. I've been so busy, baby girl. Oh. And Cheryl's actually taking a nap. She's right next to me over here. I could wake her and we'll lay us up with surprise, but she's sleeping her ass off right now. Oh, don't wake her up. Poor thing. Anyway, I promise you, Ginger, you know how much I love you. I promise you that I call and I got my call in. I am so glad. Now, for those of you who did not listen to the show that I did prior to this one, Dickie and his wife Cheryl are our fans and listeners. And just so you know, I really do meet with fans. I don't meet with them and have sex. I've got a boyfriend. But Cheryl and Dickie and myself and my boyfriend Nick, we all went out to the most amazing dinner in Malibu. We had the best night ever. Your wife and I were drinking martinis all night. Oh, my gosh. There was something so sneaky about that bathroom that I'm working in. By the way, I'm looking on your Twitter. Your son is handsome. What? Oh, my God. He's identical to me. I asked for a blood test, but I really don't think I need one. No, no. He looks exactly like you. He looks exactly like you. How's your cock doing? Are you and Cheryl having good sex? Oh, my God. Ginger, we haven't talked in a long time. We have had so... So much fun. We're so past everything, all the barriers, everything. The walls are broke down. Oh. And we love each other more. You know we're the love couple. Oh, you guys are the best couple. Absolutely. And we talked about some of the barriers and the boundaries that you guys had not been able to break down. And I was telling you, you know what? You're with a woman you love, and she's with a man she loves. You guys can do anything together. You have the best relationship. And sometimes it just takes somebody else. I mean, we were all four there at dinner. To say, you know what? It's okay. Yes. And I mean, it's like when you two exchanged off to whatever that martini drink was. Well, I kept running off. Okay. It's like you two guys, like you and Nick, you guys love each other. And I love that about you. He kept kissing you all night. You kept kissing him all night. You are sacred to him. You are important to him. I mean, he treats you with utmost respect. He is a great gentleman. And that's what I have with Cheryl. And it's so... Beautiful to see it with other people. I mean, you can be sexual, and I love that. But, you know, when you're in love, you're in love. You're in love. I agree. How long have you and Cheryl been together? 15 years. Wow. You know what? I hope that when Nick and I grow up that we're just like you. We've been together coming up on six. And I saw the love and the passion between you two. And I will tell you that I did sneak off to the bathroom with your wife. I love that. That's what that was about. I did. I did. I was wondering. What happened? You can't just say that. You can't just say that. Well, I don't... You gotta tell the listeners about sneaking on the stall and having golden showers and all kinds of... What? Under the stall stuff. What are we doing here? I crawled under the stall of the bathroom. The one stall went over to the other, and we were peeing on each other. No. And we were peeing on each other. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Did she come into my stall? I can't remember. Yeah, you had the handicap stall. I had the handicap. You're right. Oh. Oh, wow. That was my stall. I just can't. That's funny. You know what's so beautiful about Cheryl Ann? Everything? Cheryl went from being that, you know, that cocoon thing, you know? You know, she's hooked up. And, hey, those wings are spread. They're flying. And you know what? It's so funny. She walks around all these softball moms and all these soccer moms and all that, because our daughter is a major athlete. I mean, she's just great. And she walks around all of them, and she looks at them, and she goes, y'all just wish y'all were me. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I got the secret to the freedom of life. You know, you just don't know. Until you meet, blame it on Ginger. No, I want to meet your wife. Oh, my goodness. Cheryl is amazing. Are you guys coming back up? We never did get our signed autographs by Ginger, but we got so much from them already. We never did get that. Oh, the ones that were supposed to be sent out? Cheryl, my wife, you just look at Ginger right now. She'll tell you. That is the sweetest lady on the planet. We had the best time. Well, you know what? That was not Sapphire's fault. When we left the company, the whole place fell apart. Oh, yeah. I know. It was just... No, don't even worry about it, guys. But you know what I can do? When are you and Cheryl coming back to Los Angeles? This summer, we will be calling you and contacting you. I know we haven't stayed in much touch. You know, I've been very, very busy. You know my work, my line of work. You're very busy. It keeps you full. I have so much stuff that I control and so many calls. And so many phones. You know, you have the same thing, Ginger. And we are coming this summer. We want to stay, you know, back where we stayed. I don't want to say it on radio, but... Stay back where we stayed. That's a really nice place. And meet you guys. And go PSK. And porn star bowling. We had so much fun. You know what? We will do so many things. I hope that you... Please, please, please include me when you guys come out. Oh, you're the first phone call. You, Debbie. Christy. Oh, you're all our phone calls. Now, we have to include Sapphire and Stevie in it now. No, Sapphire, I just don't have her number. I have all the rest of your numbers. You know what, Dickie? Her number is 1-800-893-9562. And she's available for pretty much anything at any time. That's true. Anytime. But no, Dickie, I'll send you my numbers so we can stay in touch. Okay, but now, though. Now, though. Y'all promised me, though. I have to be beaten for not calling. Y'all have been on air. And by the way, how do you go from zero to the hero that quick? I know. We are number two in our entire... So, it is Sapphire, and it is great playing it on Jizz. Wait, what's going on? You don't... Sapphire doesn't know. What's going on? We, in the entire sexuality category, every single show that's on iTunes... Including mine. Including... Oh, sorry. I hate you. I saw that. We hit number two two days ago. We just passed Dr. Drew. We are the second most highest listened to downloaded show on iTunes in the sexuality category. I'm excited. I'm excited. So, and that's in due part to you, honey. Yes. It's all of us. This is awesome. I forgot to tell Sapphire. It's been so exciting that I'm just running around bouncing off the walls. And before I say goodbye, because we have to move on here, one other thing that you don't know is Nick put a ring on my finger on my birthday in December. Oh, my God. I got a dose here. Oh, she's going to be a fan. Yes. I got it. It's an... Because she said, she looked at you too, and she said, Dickie, that's the love that you have. And they will be married before you know it. And I said, you think? And she said, I know. Well, even better than... Congratulations, sweetheart. We're not going to get married. Thank you so much. It is. And I love you forever. And I'm going to grow old with your ring. That's fine. That's fine. It's still your heart. But everybody knows it's a symbol of our love. And everybody knows that I'm a woman with a man. There you go. That's correct. And as many women as I can get my hands on. I deserve that, though. And don't let me... I'm not going to hold back. I will beat the shit out of you when I see you. You know what? You've been very, very bad. And I promise to punish you. Ginger, thank you for forgiving me. I didn't call. I've been so busy. That's all right, baby. I love you, Sapphire. I love you too, Dickie. Thank you, guys. And I look forward to talking to y'all and seeing y'all soon. I hope so, too. Give Cheryl a nice pussy licking from me. And Sapphire. Yes. I will do it, sweetheart. Love you guys. All right, baby. Thank you. Love you. That was our wonderful, wonderful listeners. So it just goes to show you that I really do. Dickie is somebody that I met on the air, came into the studio. I invited he and his wife down. And we became friends. That's awesome. And we went out and I peed on his wife. Oh, my God. Not many people can say. Once I know you and love you, when I pee on you, you know that I really like you. That is true. That is true. She tried to pee on me. I will. But I almost smacked her. I'll get you there. But I want to tell you something. One of these days. I want to know something. Yes. 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I think it's time for a game. I think it's time. It is time for a little grab bag sexual trivia. This is a game. We each have little notes on some sexual trivia that we will be asking one of the others. Either two false, however we want to word it. And then if the person we're asking gets it right, then they get to choose something out of the grab bag and make it into a sexual instrument on the person who asked them the question. If they get it wrong, they have to take it out and use it on themselves. Which is like a sexual torture. More of a torture. You don't get to use it in a nice way. So you please the other person. You torture yourself. I kind of like that. I like that. I like it. How sadistic and fucked up am I? I'm like, yeah, I want you to hurt yourself. Maybe we should even do it in the place that you don't like to be touched. Oh, no. To make it even better. Stevie, where do you not like to be touched? Oh, gosh. Is there a spot? I can't think of a spot I don't like to be touched. You don't have any spot? Like the bottom of your feet maybe? Or under your arms? No. Maybe your butthole? No, I know you like that. That's a good one. Stevie has no parts that he doesn't like touched. All right. Well, then we'll just... I'm trying to think. There's got to be something there, big guy. I don't know. What about your balls? You like those touched too? You like your balls tickled? My balls are okay. I just can't... How about up your nose? Do you like these? Yeah, I guess I don't like up my nose. You know what would be kind of interesting if there's a vibrator and he has to stick a vibrator up his nose? There's all kinds of things in that special grab bag. And a lot of them, that would be... Or like some nipple clams? Some nasal ease for my nose. Not to be confused with anal ease. We're talking about nasal ease. So Stevie's do not touch spot is his nose. So you will be sticking something up your nose if you get a question wrong. Because you only torture yourself. You don't torture the other person. You make them feel good. So you're going to have to put something in your nose. Yeah, because you can't... You can't give pleasure to somebody if you win. That's not... I mean, if you lose. If you lose, no. No. You need to be tortured. So Stevie's nose. Sapphire, what's yours? Y'all should know. It's my booty hole. I don't like anything in my booty hole. I don't. The cheeks are fine. My butt is fine. Let's put it out there. Cheeks, fine. You can kiss my booty. You can slap my booty. Do whatever. You can punch my booty like you used to. But nothing in my booty hole. So it's the milk? Milk, lemonade, nothing where the fudge is made. Around the corner, fudge is made. So it's your fudge factory. I don't like my fudge factory touch. Well, you're going to have to touch it if you get an answer wrong. You better hope that you're on your game today. I don't know. I'm kind of scared. Do either one of you know the part of me that I don't like touched? Your elbows. No. Your knees. No. And this is the part that I will punch people if they touch me here. I fucking hate it. This is my one spot. Summit. The back of your neck. Nope. Your hair. Nope. Your belly button. Nope. Although if you touch it too much, I'll get kind of freaky. Your feet. No. The insides of your thighs. I thought, I swore you would have known, Sapphire. No. Stevie, I don't expect to know. Your ankle? No. Your taint. No, I like all of that. There's one part of my entire body. Is it like a sexual area? Your ears. Yes. Your ears. I fucking hate. So if I like to. No, don't. She's going to have to punch herself. When she gets it wrong. You saw her face, everybody. You saw the face. And just to torture her ears, she's going to punch herself right here, live on air. No, she went. Did you see how she went from like sweet little ginger to like. No. And my arms up her head. Don't you fucking touch me. Just like leave. You got headphones on. They're protected. The only thing that I can actually. And I can't believe that I can even have headphones on my head. Like I can't put earbuds in my. I can. I can. But like if anybody touches my ears, I fucking freak out. It's my. Has Nick ever played with it? He's tried. I've punched Nick. You've punched. I'm not joking. This is not like a little like, oh, don't touch my ears. Wiggly. No, I hate it. Well, you know what we're going to have to do today. I hate it when somebody sticks their tongue in my ear. There's never turned around. Really? I don't like it. Not. What about like around the ear? No, it's just. I don't know what it is. You just don't like it in the hole? I don't like. I think because spit came out. It's stuck in my ear. It was nasty. I just didn't get it. I never liked that. Was that the homeless guy that gave you 20 bucks for a blow job? The homeless guy? What the fuck? The drunk guy that gave you 20 bucks for your gas. Was that the one? He was just drunk. Oh, I thought he was homeless. No, he wasn't homeless. I was just thinking you blow the bumps. I don't think he was homeless. I was just saying. I don't know what a great guy Stevie is. So Stevie needs gas money. He blows a guy for 20 bucks and the drunk guy took like an hour to come. And his dick was not hard. And his dick did not get hard. Did it smell? It was sucking on a wet noodle. It sucked. It sucked. Totally sucked. You know, when you get an apple, you want it hard and crisp. You don't want a mushy one. No. Oh, so it was like trying to inflate a balloon. I don't have teeth. Oh, that's nasty. It was bad. The best part of it is what Stevie did at the end. What did you do? He didn't know what to do with the money as far as the IRS went. So he claimed it as extra income. He claimed the 20 bucks. Oh my God. You know what? I should. I've done that in college. Hey, we all need gas money sometimes. We all do. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. I just think it's hysterical that he claimed the 20 bucks on his. Yeah, I would love that. I mean, I pay all my taxes. Yeah. Just so, I mean, I've been to prison. So just so you know, I pay all my fucking taxes. And if I were to give a $20 blowjob, I would claim that shit. Hell yeah, that's work. You had to work for that balloon. That's right. That's what it was. You had to work hard for your balloon. As Ginger says, this goes for everything. Everybody, if you can walk, if you can talk, you can work. There you go. That's right. Honey, speaking of work, can I just say a listener told me to pay his $980 phone bill. What? He said, well, did you pay it? Fuck no. I said, the one thing I said, you're asking me to what? I'm trying to think in my head. How do you run up a phone bill of $980? I said, go get a fucking job. And he wanted you to pay it. He wanted you to pay it. He wanted me to pay it. Then turned around and said, no, I wasn't asking you to help me out and pay. No, when you say, brother falls on hard times, I need help. What do you want me to do? Look at your phone bill and say, okay, you need help. Maybe he just wanted a blowjob before he paid it. You know what? Honey, but I'm trying to think, how many goddamn phones do you have to run a $980? What are you doing? He's calling you on your show. What is your show, Sapphire? Sapphire. It is Erotic City Radio. Erotic City Radio. And where can we hear that? You can hear it on ustream.tv. Just search in ECR, Erotic City Radio. Erotic City Radio, ECR. Or you can just simply follow me on Twitter, MsRadioSapphire. That's M-S-R-A-D-I-O, Sapphire, S-A-P-P-H-I-R-E. And it's every Monday and Wednesday nights. Do you give out cash prizes? No, I don't give out cash prizes. $980 cash prizes. But now I think I'm going to have to. I think I'm going to be like Ryan Seacrest. I just burped, sorry. Oh, it's okay. And she puts it in my direction. I'm waving it around. It's really good. It's an expensive burp. And it's really, it's like top notch. Very gargley. Gargley? Garlicky. Garlicky. Well, speaking of garlicky, I think it's time. Okay, let's play the game. I'm talking about paying people's bills and blowing balloons and people that don't have jobs. Fuck that. I was between jobs. That's the only reason I did it. There you go. Don't feel bad. Don't say like it's the only reason. You know what? There's nothing wrong with giving a blowjob for money. I had a. I had a friend who actually really blew homeless people. I would freak out. That's scary. We'd be walking down to the bar and he'd see a homeless person on the side. First time he did it, I just. Do homeless people have money to pay for a blowjob? He wasn't charging. Oh. Wait, so was this like a fetish of his? This was. Well, he's dead now. But he would walk by. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. We were chatting and all of a sudden there was this place called the Star Lounge in town. And this guy was. He was propped up there. Obviously very homeless. And he said, suck you off. And I looked at him and I said, what did you say? He goes, hold up. Wait, wait. He's like, keep walking. I said, are you trying to pick that homeless guy? He's all, shh. Come on. Come on. Just give me some space. So he went ahead. And he tried to pick this homeless. He tried to blow this homeless guy. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but homeless people don't have a home, correct? I assume so. But they. Well, I did see. They don't have a shower or a bathroom. They may have a box or a shopping cart. But I mean. They have a shirt. There's some church that comes and rounds them up and takes them so that they can go have a shower, give them clean clothes and some food. And then they set them back. Well, the one I saw today on the way here, there was a guy that had the hobo mansion going on. Oh, my God. What did he have? He had. He had like every. You know, like when you're. Bags everywhere. No, but you know, when you're a kid. He's got like a tent and blankets. And to top it all off so the birds don't shit on it. He put an owl. An owl. He got one of the owls from Home Depot. That is the nicest. It's a hobo mansion in L.A. It really is. I'm trying to think. Did you blow him? No. Can you get him on the show? We probably can. He's not too far. Jeremy, are we OK with homeless people on the show? Absolutely. Absolutely. OK. We've had plenty of homeless people here. Let's bring the homeless in. And Stevie, would you blow a homeless guy for us? With a condom. You would? And a like wetsuit. And a bag. And a bath. You have to get like a wetsuit and cut a hole in the wetsuit. And put like, I need like condoms made by like Hefty. Oh. Thick, thick condoms. Like the kind you like would stick if you're putting your junk into chemical, chemical like acids. Somebody's about to go. Hasn't that suit. Yeah, it has that condom. Someone's going to try to invent this for Stevie and send it over to Skid Row. This is what's going to happen. If you invent it, game on. I will do some homeless freakiness. I will give your homeless person a whore's bath. Sapphire and I will wash him up. We'll put him in the baby pool. There we go. We'll bring in the hot water. We'll clean him all up. Get him ready for you. Maybe cut his hair a bit. You know what I brought? It's in the trunk of the car. I forgot to bring it in. I brought an electric razor today. A shaver. Now, what are you doing with the shaver? What were you planning on doing today? What am I going to do with the shaver? That's what I'm curious about. What are you trying to say about Stevie and I? No. I bought it for Nick's ass. And you do need it. I did the half-ass job. I did the leg. The half-ass. I didn't have time. I'm bald. I'm a bald woman. So, I mean, I was looking at myself just now like, um. Nick is not hairy. Nope. Nope. He does not have a hairy chest. He does not have a hairy. He shaves his front part, but his booty. His butt is hairy. He's got a hairy ass. Have you tried Nair? No. You know what? Have you smelt Nair? It stinks. And then the hair melts and you can pull it like taffy. I had a bad Nair experience with Christy Canyon one day. Oh, no. She forgot to time it. Oh, no. And it was not a good thing at all. So, um. So, her skin came off too? Oh, God. It was me. Oh, no. No, she was doing me. No, I lost like three layers of skin as well as everything else. No, it was not good. So, I stay. And the thing is, it's the butthole. Sorry. Sorry, honey. It's the butthole that I have the issue with. Oh, God. And I like to lick it. So, I need to get in there. But I bought the one that doesn't shave close enough. So, I actually use a straight razor now. That's scary. A regular razor. No, I'm good with it. I just get in the shower and I get him up against the wall and I lather his ass cheeks up and I have him spread them apart and I get in there and no. I can't look at him the same now. It's all clean. I keep it nice. It's clean. It's like smooth. All I can do. My picture right now is like this really big hairy asshole in my face because he's a big man. Oh, yeah. So, it would be eye level. Like, it's eye level. It would be eye level. He's very tall. He's a very tall man. Yeah, but you know what? I keep it cleaned up. I trim that shit. You trim that. Well, not the shit. There's no shit in there. Can you electrolyze it so it never grows back? Do you know how much that would hurt? It's like somebody zapping you with a bug zapper when you get your buttholes. There's got to be another way. Why don't you wax his ass? I'm fine shaving it. There's no problem. But I bought the electric razor thinking that I would get in there and do it a different way. And then I decided, you know, it's not going to get close enough. So, I brought the razor to work thinking that, I don't know, Jeremy, do you have a hairy ass? You could do the epilady when he's bad. Not too hairy. It's not too hairy? What about the asshole? Yeah, more so. Yeah. You know what? It's in my car. Would you like me to shave your asshole? Sure. Oh! Whoa! Yes! Okay, so I guess, I think in the next hour we got to go do it. Today? On the break. Today? Yeah. Today. Oh, you didn't mean today. You meant another day. We have baby wipes. Yeah, are you scared? No warning for that, huh? What kind of underwear are you wearing that you're ashamed of? Like, whitey tighties. Whitey tighties? Yeah. Whitey whiteys. No skids, right? No. Not that he knows of. So, let's do it. I'll shave your asshole. That, okay. Or something. I don't know. Oh, this is exciting. On the break, run down. Oh, my God. Get the electric razor. And we're going in. Oh, no. Too bad you didn't have the epilady. That, you know what? That'll get in closer. But, no, this is like, this is a good one. Oh. Yeah, we'll get in there and get it all cleaned up. Oh, my God. There's going to be some asshole shaving going on. That's, you know what? I love my job. That's so far. You can get over your fear of the asshole. Oh, hell no. That's going to scar me even more. Okay. I'm going to give, there's three of us. We each need to have a job in this. Oh, God. Hey, if you can walk, you can talk, you can shave. Patty, I will take the picture. I'll take a picture. No, somebody has to hold the ass cheeks apart. Oh, that's Stevie. All right, Stevie's holding the ass cheeks apart. Somebody has to run the razor. Oh, God. Sapphire. And then somebody has to hold the package up so we don't shave anything and cut anything. I can multitask here. Oh, God. Not only can I spread, I can hold the package, but that would leave, you would feel like you didn't get to do anything. We don't want to leave Sapphire out. I want the birds to cry. I'm going to die today. No, it'll be fine, honey. It's a good, healthy thing. It's a good, healthy thing that I'm holding a man's asshole. You're going to have to stand there with your strap on. You have to sit there and masturbate while we're doing this. I would love to do that. This is not going to be masturbation material. As long as it doesn't look like a newfound weave at the end of it, like pounds of hair coming out. I mean, I think we'll, I hope we'll be okay. I've got plastic. No, I bring it. Look at that big old box of plastic. Plastic wrap. I guess we're doing some asshole shaving. We're doing asshole shaving. We'll get to after break right now. Let's get to some grab bag punishments here. Yes. All right. Sapphire, you want to go first? Yes. Let me go first. Who are you going to do? Okay. Um, I'm going to do Stevie. Oh gosh. Stevie loves it when girls do them. I'm scared. Okay. So Stevie, got a question. Okay. All right. What is the one thing that married people do more than? Okay. What do you think about single people? Oh gosh. Um, dishes? This is, okay, this is a sex show. It's a sex thing. Okay. So let's think of something sexual, Stevie. That they do? Yes. That they do more than single people living alone. I would assume more oral sex. No. Can I guess? Mm-hmm. Masturbate. Did you cheat? No, I swear to God. Am I right? Yes. Swear on my son's life, my father's grave, I did not cheat. Okay. That's awesome. I thought- Once you're married, it's kind of over. I thought maybe, uh. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's why I'm never getting married, ever. Look it, you know. What? I don't have to masturbate now. I've got a man, he's there all the time, we're not married. I get sex all the time. I swear to God, if we got married, it would be over. I don't think so. I think he would be whole not of me. No. Especially after he just heard me talk about his asshole. I'd probably never get married again. No, he'll probably just sexually punish you. Ooh. He'll probably give you a good pussy punch. Daddy, I've been very, very naughty. There you go. I'm sorry, Daddy. He's gonna like that pussy punch. All right, Stevie. Steve's going in. Remember, you're gonna put it up your nose. He's going in, he's gonna find something that's going up his nose. Ooh, yeah. Let's see what he's got. And it is a feather duster. It is a ball bag. I thought that was a feather like dildo. Or a straw pod. It looks like a feather straw pod. Wait, can we show the audience this? What the hell is this? Let's show the audience what this is. Pass it on over. Oh my, it looks like a feather straw pod. This kind of looks like my straw. What it does is it goes into your mouth. Oh, my God. And then you put it in your mouth. Oh, my God. Well, let me show you the inside. It's got a bite gag or a bite plate. A bit. A bit. It's got a bit. So you put the bit in your mouth and you strap the straps around the back of your head and then... Oh, my God. You clean house. You have to clean your house. Oh, my God. This is what married people do. Uh-huh. I can't. Oh, my God. It's the only way that Nikki can get me to dust. It's a duster. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Uh-huh. Oh, my God. She's dusting our screens here at Skid Row Studios, everyone. Be sure to also follow Ginger and I. Blame it on Ginger. That's right. On Twitter. Yes. And MsRadioSapphire, M-S-R-A-D-I-O, Sapphire. And we will post that picture because I'm sorry. I kind of like that. Yeah, that's kind of hot. So how are we going to do this to Stevie? Well, just so you know, the last place this has been is I dusted Foxy's ass with it. I gave her a fanny facial. And then after it was done... Oh. Or no. Or no. Before I did it, I started by dusting it off before I washed it and mud masked it. Oh, my God. And scrubbed it. Yeah. And then I gave her raspberries in her butthole. And then I ate Lik-O-Mate off of her butt. Oh, my God. Stevie. It was very, very, very... Enjoy. So this is going up your nose, Stevie. I have to put these up my nose. Yeah. You have to put... And then you got to tell us what it smells like too. Oh. Just put it up. Get it up there. Get it up there. Yes. Further. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stevie is going like balls deep or nose deep in. Oh, man. I'm getting light here. All the way in. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Back to the good old days. I still have like a little itch. We went to a lot of clubs. I had to pull a lot of costumes. We had a lot of feathers. Oh my God. And so there's two things that remind me of strippers. Okay. If Victoria's Secret, the purple. The cheap purple perfume. The purple perfume. Oh yeah. Reminds me of a stripper. I put it on. A cheap stripper. A cheap stripper. A cheap stripper. I wear that when I go out to bars. Especially if I have to go to a straight bar just to see if the guys like look around for a stripper. That's a fun game I play. You don't want to do that. Yeah, I just put it on. You put it on so that you smell like a stripper? Yeah, and then I just watch the guys. I walk in and then I just look to see if, you know, if it kind of like in the back of their head. They look around and go, oh, there's a stripper somewhere. Oh, that reminds me of that stripper man down at the castle. Oh yes. Oh, you know I have to put some feathers in my top pocket too to really just round it off. Oh my God. You know what? This game is so much fun. I don't want to end it. And we've got our next guest here. So we're going to take a quick little break here. Erica Loren is coming in. Woo! Erica, where is she? She is here. She's outside waiting for us. She's dusting her butt right now. Just like I did with... She's so fucking hot. You're going to love her. She's absolutely amazing. Her butt just walked by the window. Her butt just walked by the window. It was like leopard or zebra, purple zebra. We're going to take a short little break right here. Follow me on Twitter, BlameItOnJinger. Follow Sapphire. Oh, there's her ass. There's MsRadioSapphire on Twitter. Stevie, what's your Twitter? My Twitter is SkipHappySnap. It's all one. S-K-I-P-H-A-P-P-Y-S-N-A-P. I just posted a picture of you and Kelly Nichols. Oh my God. I've got pictures of what? Mary Jane, smoking Mary Jane. Hey, not me. I'm not smoking Mary Jane in the picture. She was like a model. She's a leg model. I took her for a photo shoot at this abandoned petroleum. Um, place in where I live. That's where I always feel the sexiest at abandoned petroleum. Yes. Oh, it's stairs. Oh, stop. It's a tub of lube. Big tub of lube. Nets and bolts and things. We'll be back. We'll be back. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back here on BlameItOnJinger. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Bring me a bucket of ice. So he brings me a bucket of ice and he stands up and he's like, we're going down the highway. We're on the way back to the hotel room. And I've got this ice and I get both of the girls to bend over the seat in front of me. And I'm seeing how many I'm putting the ice cube in my mouth. And then I'm shoving it up one girl's ass. And then I put another ice cube. I shove it up the other girl's ass. No. Yeah. No. And it was so fucking hot. No. No. Okay. My booty hurts. Your asshole hurts. My booty hurts. Just thinking about that. Oh my God. I didn't think that would feel good though. Well, that's what I did that to them and they didn't complain. And I kept putting ice in. And by the time we got back to the hotel. They were probably saying, what the fuck is going on? But they couldn't say stop. No, you know what was the hottest thing? I had so much ice in each of their asses. And I had to like kind of mime things because we didn't speak the same language. Oh God. And it melts. It melts. So what I did was after I had their assholes filled with ice cubes, I had them, I squatted over the ice bucket and went. So they would know. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, it's fine. Sapphire. It's wonderful on a hot day. That's that crazy cream shit. That's all I'm going to say. And it came out clear and beautiful, and it went back into the ice bucket. It was nice. Well, at least it came out clear. It was beautiful. So, Joseph, I'm thinking that this is the sexiest thing that's ever happened, and I want ice in my butt. So, we don't have ice in the studio, right? Thank you. No, we don't have ice. I would do the same for you. Oh, well, don't do it, because I'm going to tell you the next part of the story is I had Christy Canyon do it to me in the studio on our old show. And I tell you what, it goes in there, and it hurts going in. It burns. And then my thought in my head was, as it melts, it's going to get really fucking hot and sexy. Put it this way, Christy's butt bled. It bled. It bled. It froze. It freezer burned the blood vessel. I don't know exactly what happened, but the ice made her blood vessels burst, and she shit blood. Oh, God. Maybe she had a hemorrhoid. Now, I didn't have that problem, but I didn't enjoy it. So, Joseph, I didn't know you were so nice. Don't worry, beautiful. You're an amazing person, and it's all for fun. Joseph, she tried to kill you just now. I didn't try to kill you. No, we didn't try to kill you. Thank you for calling in, Joseph. You are an absolute. You are an absolute sweetheart. He is a sweetie. He is. He is so nice. Yeah. How big was the ice to cause, like, you said, a burn? They were small. We had penis-shaped ice cubes. Maybe that was it. Maybe that was it. The balls probably cut her butt. They called them bloody cocks afterwards. Oh, my God. It was kind of like Red Wings, only different. Thank you so much, Joseph. Oh, no. Okay, now, I have an idea going forward. Uh-oh. There's actually, there's actually a couple of things that I want to talk about. Ice cube trays that are made just to put, like, in your water bottle. Oh, those skinny ones. No way. Those long, thin ones. I think you'd be fine. And especially if you let it melt a little bit so it didn't have, like, that frostbite, hard ice characteristic lube. I think what we needed to do was you put it in your mouth or use lube in nature. Yeah, just let it get a little melty and have a long one, and I think it would feel nice and fashion. Because I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. I like ice in my pussy. The secret is you need to get it all the way into your butt. You don't want to go... Because I was... They were little cocks. So I'm basically fucking Christy's asshole with it and then plopped it in, not realizing. And you know... Yeah, it wasn't lubed up or something. Yeah. Yeah. No, her butt... I mean, I licked it. No, you should have put lube. Yeah. I know. I know. It just wasn't ready. You know what? Because Cole makes things constrict. Yes. And she probably constricted her butt hole. Her little pucker hole. And then you put it in there and kind of like it wasn't ready to accept it. Yeah. So anyway. I think we've got that problem solved. Yes. I think so. Before anybody sticks any ice cubes in their butt. Yeah, no ice cubes in your butt. And just shoot them in there. I think the ice cube trays for the long thing would probably... Yes. Stevie, you are... Just shoot them in there. You are crazy. He's creative. He's crazy. It would be fun. And he's crazy. And he's crazy. And he's crazy. It would be fun though. In a good way. They're crazy. I'm sorry. I'll do that another day when Sapphire comes back. Yes. You're in pussy hurts. You walked in. My pussy hurts because I was fucking not sticking ice cubes up my bung hole. Jeremy, do we have any ice cubes? No. Jeremy, we don't have ice cubes. I don't know ice cubes. Good. Next time. All right. Can you put that down on the list of things we need to do? Yeah. I'll get some trays. We're going to get ice cube trays and we're going to shave your asshole. And you know what else we're going to do? And then we're going to put ice in your butt. And then we'll get some ice cubes. And then we'll stick ice in Ginger's ears. And we'll fuck her. That's what we'll do. Oh, that means I have to put ice up my nose. Yeah. You got to put ice up your nose. It's going to happen to me. I'll have to do a couple of lines of ice. You're going to get ear fucked. Okay. You know what? I'll get ear fucked if I'm going to fuck you in the ass with an ice cube. If I bleed, if I shit blood, you're dead. There will be no blame it on Ginger. You can't. Because blame it on Ginger will be RIP. Just don't tense up. You know what? I will take that chance. I will take that risk. Oh, shit. Ooh, Sapphire, you're in trouble now. I'm scared, but I'm a little turned on. You are? Yeah. Good. I want you to take me down, baby. Oh, yes. I'll take you down under the table, honey. We can do this right now. We can do this right now. Do you think there's a dildo you can just put hot water into? Because I like hot. There actually is a new product. I went to Pleasure Chest. And there's this big ass dildo. Big, huge dildo. Not a big one. That can do hot and cold. Wow. That makes perfect sense. Ooh. Yes. And you can do them both at the same time? Yes. Ooh. Yes. Or alternate. I want it so bad. Now, is it electrical? Or do you put it in the freezer? Or you put it in hot water? No, no, no. It's electrical, which is even better. It's just, and it's portable. You don't have to plug it in or anything. Who makes it? I'm not sure. I have to go back and check. I want to find that company. Yes. Probably Frigidaire or something. Right? I like that. Yeah. It's for your ass. You can make a freezer. Because you know, they always have the glasses. Yeah. They're like, I'm going to make a freezer. Because you know, they always have the glass dildos that go inside the freezer. Yes. And then they have the other ones that are heat and portable. But this one does both. And it's electric, so you don't have to put it in your freezer. No. Oh, I need to find that. Can you shock yourself with it too? I don't know. We can try. While we're at it. Ooh, you know what? You are crazy today. Talk about blowing hobos, friends who blow hobos. You missed it. Gee, I missed that. I got electrocuted the other day too. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. We played Shock the Monkey with Stevie. Oh, again? Oh my God. I love that game when I'm not getting shocked. But I do want to get shocked on my pussy. We'll do your pussy next Friday. I'm down. We'll play Shock the Monkey. We'll do it. Let's get back to our game. Stevie, it's your turn. Who are you? Next question two. Well, since we have the lovely Erica Loren, and I'm going to ask her a question. Oh boy. Okay. Ready to go Erica Loren. Yes. What do scientists believe pubic hair is for? Wow. Okay. I believe that they believe that it's for protection. Protection? Against who or what? Well, I'm not that good with protection. You wouldn't need a condom. No. I don't need no stinking condom. I've got pubic hair. I just walk around at three in the morning because I have pubic hair. I'm not protection. I think it's just... Back off. You don't want to mess with me. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I have pubic hair. Well, I think it's probably like hair on your legs or anything else. It was probably designed once upon a time to keep you warm to keep... But also, I believe that it kind of like traps the scent of pheromones and things like that so that people could procreate. Doesn't that sound scientific? So that you would attract someone. It would have that... I like that answer. I can't see why I don't have Hermes butthole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.! I like that answer. I'm not sure I'm on Hermes butthole because how is he going to attract somebody if he can't trap the pheromones? But yeah, if I shave his asshole, he won't have any pheromones. Oh, Jeremy, we couldn't do that to you. He probably is like saying, I got a bonsai tree for that. It's just like if you had hair under your arms. I mean, everybody like shaves and lasered and everything else, but I mean, if you had hair under your arms, you would have more of a distinct smell. You know what? I understand it now. That makes sense to me and I have a huge... I have this weird fetish. There's no such thing as a weird fetish. No. I love to smell armpits. I have this, I just think it's fucking sexy. You like to smell armpits? I like to smell armpits and especially like this afternoon. Okay, perfect example. This afternoon, I've got this house that I got my house up on the market and the realtor came over and she had on this perfume. Polyester? Oh. Polyester. Oh God. Who even wears polyester anymore? I think she was wearing polyester. Oh my God. Oh my God. I was trying to figure out how you were going to smell her. No, so anyway, she comes over and she's wearing this cologne and it wasn't Victoria's Secret purple bad. So she was a stripper. And it wasn't bad at all but it was enough that I noticed and I said, Did it smell like old lady coochie? No, it was just, I actually, when she first came in, I said, oh my God, you smell really good and she did. But then I went out to lunch and then I came back and then I was laying there and I'm laying in my man's arm and I'm going, the insides of my nostrils smelled like her cologne and I couldn't get the smell out so I asked my boyfriend, I said, can you lift up your arm? And I went in and I just sniffed his armpit for about five minutes and just laid there. It was like a palate cleanser. Ginger when you go to a sushi restaurant and you change it with the ginger. With the ginger, yeah. That's what you do when you smell favorites all day. You have to kind of like, in between, you have to like smell something. I kind of smell it again. Give me your arm. Give me your armpit. Coffee. You just need a can of coffee. Give me your armpit. I hope you got me. You need to change it up. No, I'm trying to get the stink out of my nose. I want your armpit to smell. I hope she's not listening. Oh, Ginger is sniffing. You should see Sapphire's face right now. Where's my camera? Oh my gosh. Where is it? I should tweak this. I mean, it's pretty clean. It's pretty clean. Oh my gosh. I am trying to sniff. We're using Sapphire's camera here. Oh my God, I hope it smells good. You know what? It's nice. It took too long. I'm running out of the room. You have to run. You have one of those phones. It takes forever. She liked it. She liked it. Well, you're supposed to smell and taste and tie together. So not only is it a sniff test, it's a sniff test. You won't find chocolate in there. It's a sniff test. Chocolate? What? Oh my God. Oh, that's a big sniff. Ginger is really inhaling. Oh my. She's inhaling Sapphire's armpit. It's hot. Did you want to do that? It turns me on. Can I sniff your armpit? Erica, I'm going to go. Are you going to go? Are you going to go? Are you going to go? Are you going to go? There we go. Come on in. Ginger's coming over to Erica. Sniff them. Sniff them. Oh, I like it. Ooh. Oh my God. Oh, Ginger. No, it's really sexy. Let's make a deodorant commercial. Right now. That's what you guys need to do. You know, have you seen the commercial with the girls? Oh, I'll do more. I mean, Ginger Lynn is going in deep between the two of you. I mean, Erica Lauren's armpits. Erica, how does it feel? It's kind of a turn on, right? Oh, I like it. Can I touch your titties while I do this? Can we pull them out? Yes, just pull them out. I'm just going to pull them out. Just pull them out. Okay, go. See how I'm dressed. Oh, yes. I thought ahead. You did. I planned ahead. She did. I thought Ginger would pull my dress down, so I made sure it was easy access. I would never, ever. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's going in deep. She's going in deep. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, she is sucking on them and rubbing on them. She knows how to do it perfectly. She does. Now, have you guys ever worked together on film, by the way? Not yet. No. Really? It's a pleasure. I mean, the way that you guys actually have to turn on. You know what? I am so comfortable with Erica. Yes. I feel like I've known you forever. I know I feel the same way. I really do, and it's so comfortable, so easy, so perfect. It's just so easy to be with you. It's just really, really nice. Stevie did not give us the answer to the question. No, he had to run out the room and do a little jerk. I think that's what he did. I'm going to say I'm correct. I think you're correct. It smells like cinnamon in here now. Let's find out if one of our listeners knows. We've got Sweet Pea on the line. Sweet Pea, welcome to Blame It on Ginger. Hello, Gorgeous Ginger. Hello, Sapphire. How are you both doing tonight? Good. We are fantastic. Can you say hi to Stevie? Hi, Stevie. How are you? No, you have to say it like this. You have to go, hi, Stevie. Hi, Stevie. Good job. Now, I want you to say hi to Erica Lauren in a sexy voice. Hello, Erica. Oh, hello. That was good. Now, Sweet Pea has a big affection for milfs. Sweet Pea is a huge milf lover. Have you had any good sex lately, Sweet Pea? Yes, I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. With your MILF. Nice. With your MILF. Okay. How'd they... Did you seduce her? Did she seduce you? Did you guys play with each other? Tell me the highlight of the two experiences that you had. I love it when she's sucking on my cock. She does it so well. She grabs the base of my shaft, basically, and works her tongue around the head. And then works her tongue all the way down and up, almost like a lollipop, basically, and just starts going to town on my cock. Nice technique. I like that. And then do you... And then she'll... Go ahead. She'll also play with my nipples, which I really love. She really gets into that. Does she touch them lightly or pinch them hard? She pinches them and then she sucks on them. And she sucks on them. She sounds like a good MILF. Yeah. She sounds like an excellent MILF. Now, do you come in her mouth? Where do you come, sweet pea? I aim for the body, basically. You aim for the what? The chest, bone, and heart. On the body. Oh, the body. You aim for the... Like on the chest, on the face? Yeah, down from her chest, from the top of her tits, down towards her pussy, basically. From the top of her tits. Oh, wow. I'm pulling a titty out. Almost like a sex doll. Oh! She just whipped a titty out for you. I've got it. Oh, are you watching us? They both whipped out some titties for you. Erica's got a titty out. Ginger's got a titty out. And I raised you. You guys should put both of your titties together. I'm going to come in. Let's do a titty bump. Hold on. Titty bump. Titty bump. Sweet pea, this is for you. This is for your favorite girl, Ginger, and your favorite MILF, Erica. And we are going to do titty... We're going to rub nipples together. There you go. Oh, yeah. I can't wait. Oh, yes. Come on over. Come on over. Ginger's heading over for the titty bump. They have like titty twins. Look at that. Oh, my goodness. You guys have similar titties. We do. They're like twin titties. The tail of twin titties. Right here in the studio. Ginger, I got a question for you. Look at that. Look at that. What do you think, Sapphire? I'm turned on. That's what I'm saying. I'm turned on. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm just like, oh, my goodness. And they're extra hard. They're getting extra hard. Do you see that? I know. My nipples are like little cocks. Yes. Look how hard they're getting. You're rubbing. Ooh. Sweet Pea, are you watching this? In our little world. Yes. Diddy wants a picture. Okay. Everybody on Skid Row Studios, if you're not here watching right now, you guys are missing out because I'm looking at it. Jeremy, what do you think of the matching titties? It's beautiful. Amazing. Ta-da. I think you guys should go give Jeremy a little titty bump in his face. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Go give him a titty bump in his face. Is that what we're going to do? Oh, it is so pretty. The girls are leaving the studio. Yes. Ginger and Erica. Ginger and Erica are running. Are running for us. They're running for us right now. Look at how she runs. It's so cute. Oh, my goodness. They're so cute. And now Jeremy's getting a little titty bump. Oh, my God. Look at that. He's getting mauled by Ginger and Erica. Oh, my God. Oh, that's so cute. Erica totally just went for it. I don't think he's complaining either. Oh, I'm loving this. Okay. Come back in the studio, ladies. They're running back in. It's like a sex Olympics in here. The titty bumps. We should just have them make a titty bump. You know what? Actually, I have an idea. Both of you guys go grab something out of the grab bag. Okay. Grab that? Yes. What are you going to say, Sierra? I'm up to something. I'm on to something. You're up to no good. Oh. What is that? I'm getting scared. Is that a cat? Is that an urethra whip? No. What is that? What is that? You can't hear me. You can't hear me. Okay. Come over here. Okay. One of my favorite colors. Is that a jump rope? Gorgeous. It could be. Oh, no. It isn't. It's a dildo. It's a dildo. Okay. I said, wait a second. It looked like a jump rope for a second. It's multi-task. Okay. So what the hell is this? What is this? This is something one of my fans made for me. This is actually, Sweet Pea, stay on the line. We still got you listening here. This is a- It's a stick whip. Okay. It's a wooden handle. It's a mini turkey baster. It was made by a fan of mine. And it's attached to some sort of a plastic. Is that a glue stick? No. It's a hard- It looks like a glue stick. It looks like a glue stick. It's a hard, solid, syndrical. Syndrical? Syndrical. Syndrical. It's a tube. It's a tube. It's a long tube. It's a long tube. And it's meant for, listen. Can you hear that? And it hurts. It looks like it hurts. Okay. I'll do it on the desk. Oh, no. Yeah. That's not really the desk. That's the desk. Yeah. That's the desk. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I like this too. Actually, turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. I haven't even answered a question, Mom. No, you don't need to answer questions here. Oh, shit. Palms on the desk. Palms on the desk. This is payback. This is payback. Ladies and gentlemen, I've always got spanked and booty punched. Now Ginger is getting hers. What is a booty punch? I'm scared. I've got my ass- Fuck me. Oh, that hurts. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Girlfriend. Where did you learn to do that? I'm going to have a bruise on that one. She's got- Oh, that is some serious spanking. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Sweet pea. She's beating me. You said a fan made this for you? I don't know if I like that toy. I think I came out of hell. You got a lucky, you got a good toy. I love your booty. I love your booty. I'm going to get you a battery. I love your booty. I love your booty. I love your booty. I love your booty. I love your booty. I love your booty. Daddy, she spanked me. Do I need a battery? Let's do something. Whee. Oh. I can't remember how to turn it off. All right. So now, Sapphire, you made us each grab a toy. Now that one's got to- Okay. It should be, no, it has- Does it have batteries? It's already got batteries. Push on the button. This one, I- It does. Oh, okay. This has two parts, but let me guess why. Push on the button, and I just put the batteries in that one. I know it works. Yes, it does work. Okay, there we go. Beautiful. Okay. Oh, hold on. Is it working? No, it's working great. It is working. Okay. It's working great. So it is working. Now, Sapphire, what are we doing with ... No, there's ... Oh, we're putting a condom on it. Okay, it's brand new, but let's still put a condom on it just for fun. What are we doing with this, Sapphire? It looks like- Oh, wait. She's holding a note. I'm holding a- Stevie, look at the note. I can't see it. Something is going to be done with it. Okay, there you go. Oh, I can only imagine. And I do not ... I am not allowed to see the sign. I've got a toy with a condom on it. What do you think is going to happen? I think it's going to happen. Eric in the red. Like, duh. Now, Sapphire's in the control box here. So- Sapphire's got the black box. I'm thinking. The black box. Now, this is a little hard to what I wanted to happen, was that we were going to test it out on- Yes. Oh, Lord. No. So maybe ... You know what? Go back. You get another chance. Go grab something else. I can do something nice with this if I'm going to do it to somebody. Okay, you guys are going to do something to each other. Okay, so I have to do something nice with this to Eric. No? Stevie? How can you do anything nice to anybody with that thing? I don't think you can. I can make- Actually, Stevie, you want to test this? What? What are you thinking? I'm not sure. I'm thinking a lot of things. I'm thinking a lot of things. There are ways to make any toy nice, any toy naughty. That's true. You're right. You're right. I can totally make Erica feel good with this. Are you okay with this, Erica, that she's going to use something nice on you? I trust her. You trust her? Yeah. She does trust me. Okay, so I have to go with- I know she's not going to hurt me. I am going to ask you to close your eyes. Oh, boy. Okay. You said no questions. Go on and do it. I'm ready to go. No questions asked. Okay, so, I mean, in the spirit of the Olympics, and you guys are doing some Olympic games. I mean, you guys are doing some Olympic sex Olympics right now. All right. Sex Olympics. You know, you did the titty bumping. You did the titty bump. Where's the gold to celebrate the bronze? Oh. No, we don't do that here. No. I don't like the Olympics. I think, according to Stevie and I, we should judge them on- According to? I've been roped into this. Yes. I don't know a thing about it. Well, then if we're going to switch gears, I'm going to have to take a break. Oh. Okay, let's take a break. I'm so sorry we have to. We never answered the question because we have- We'll get back to that. We are OCD, blame it on Ginger. Yes, we are. That's Ginger Lynn OCD. That's the name of the new show. I love it. Sweet pea, I am so glad that you called in, sweetheart. I'm glad that you're having a good time with your MILF. Oh, thank you so much for my Valentine's Day candy. Oh, yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're very welcome. You are- I just want to say, I want to say with the Olympics going on, you all get a gold medal for your natural beauty. That's all from him too. Sweet pea. Sweet pea. That's why he says sweet pea. Sapphire just pulled out a card. What's it say on there? It says, Dear Gorgeous Ginger, Happy Valentine's Day. XOXO, sweet pea. Oh. So sweet. Oh, and a big thank you to Ginger. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yay! Woo-hoo! Then what am I doing right now? You're looking as beautiful as ever. What is she doing? I was in another room. That's okay. I'm juggling my titties. I'm juggling my titties. They are up there, out there. My tits have gotten huge. They do look a little big. They're beautiful. They're nice. They're nice. Is that a D cup now? They're a D cup now. You're a D cup. I'm a big O.D. I'm a big O.D. Thank you, Sweet Pea. We love you. I am Ginger Lynn with... Ms. Sapphire. Sapphire, where can we follow you? Ms. Radio Sapphire. M-S-R-A-D-I-O-S-A-P-P-H-I-R-E. What's your radio show? Erotic City Radio. Where can we listen to it? On ustream.tv. Just search in ECR, Erotic City Radio, or just follow the Twitter and you can find it there. And also on iTunes. Erotic City Radio. Slash. My. Pretty Hobbies with Sapphire. Ooh, I'm going to look for that one. I'm definitely going to. I mean, I have fun with you here, so I can't imagine what you're doing when I'm not around. Oh, yes. Not having enough fun. I don't believe you. I need more ginger pills. That's what I need. Every Friday, we've got cookies and cream. Erica Lauren, where can we find you? Well, you can find me on my website, ericalaurenxxx.com. You can just Google Erica Lauren, and you can find all the things I'm working on, or follow me on Twitter, Erica Lauren Milf. Erica Lauren Milf. That's perfect. Stevie, where can we find you on Twitter? Twitter, I am Skip Happy Snap. Because everything I wanted was taken. So that's S-K-I-P-H-A-P-P-Y. Yes. S-N-A-P. I'm surprised Skip Happy Snap was not taken. I was surprised. It is now. Instagram was really interesting, because everything was taken, so I had to be click-o-matic. Click-o-matic? C-L-I-C-K-O-M-A-T-I-K. And Steve Zambrano, on Facebook, which I update, you can go through a lot more photos of everybody in the industry. There you go. Steve Zambrano. Steve is actually an amazing photographer, so you do want to follow him. I want to know, are you looking to spice up things in the bedroom? Oh, yes. Have you been fantasizing about surprising your lover with an adventurous new toy or adult movie? Well, here's an offer you won't be able to resist. 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And as the rhapsody subsided Dewey-eyed and thoughtfully spoken She confided her misguided plan to me And she smiled like a child And she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like ginger and then La-dee, la-dee Surrender to the force that lies within I want to be like ginger and then La-dee, la-dee She'd always been a wandering vine She grew up fast and filled up faster As she soon became the master of the finish line And while she lacked sophistication There would be no limitations To the lengths of deprivation in her prime She set a meet of Lewis movies And she said I live a life that's so divine Just sipping wine and blowing lines With Charlie Sheen I'll be in all the magazines They'll tell me no one's looked so fine In 69 since Tracy Lord's was sweet 16 And she smiled like a child When she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like ginger and then La-dee, la-dee Surrender to the force that lies within I want to be like ginger and then La-dee, la-dee She's called the Well, she can take it like a champ I wanna be like Ginger Lynn She'll be the world's most famous tramp I wanna be like Ginger Lynn They'll put her picture on a stamp I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-dye I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-dye I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-dye I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-dye Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're gonna get a little sex breakdown. You're gonna get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's gonna go over her BDSM checklist where she's gonna tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's gonna make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know, Nina's gonna let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask. That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. Oh, I've moved on from titty juggling. I am nipple... What do you call that when you poke it with... Nipple flicking. Nipple flicking. Yeah, that's it. I'm nipple flicking here. Nipple flicking. I am Ginger Lynn with... Ms. Sapphire. And... Erica Lauren. And... Stevie with her twigs in his mouth. Swirl it around, Stevie. Swirl it around. So, Stevie, when you disappeared, we were in the middle of... You had asked about pubic hair and what it was meant for. Erica said it was for protection and to save... Back off. We gotta get you some condoms. This is a 70s... Someone's gonna make a pubic hair condom. That's what's gonna happen. A pubic-flavored condom? No, a pubic-haired condom. But I think it's for the smell. A condom that has... Just at the bottom. Just around the base. Yes. And the other answer she said was to save your natural sense, your pheromones, to attract the other partner. Yes. What's the answer? The correct answer is that they think that it attracts... Oh, so... It holds the pheromones so that it could possibly attract maids I know my stuff. I'm more than just a pretty face. There you go. Good job, Erica Loren. You now get to be pleasured. Ooh. And Stevie, do you mind if I do the pleasuring? Oh, yes, please do. Unless you want... If you have an idea. I'm the student now. Okay. I'm the student. I'm the student. I'm the student. I'm the student. I'm the student. I'm the student. I'm the student. Let's do this. Close your eyes. I'm coming in. Now, this is a very hard... The whole point is to make her feel turned on. Now, you're just scared about... But I want the listeners to know what I got going on. Those poor people. That's why you're plying me with whiskey and candy over here. Yes. That's why we had to liquor you up. We had to liquor you up for that. Close your eyes and trust me. Okay. I'm going to trust you. That's the worst thing that you're doing, Erica. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Trust. What am I doing? Okay. So, right now, Ginger is caressing. Oh, yeah. She's caressing it very nicely. You know, I've often said trust is the last thing I ever, if ever, feel. And now, with the sexual torture device, she's lifting up the nice little boobies. It actually just feels good, Ginger. I'm squeezing your taste together. Yes, she is. And then what I'm going to do is... She's putting it in between her breasts. One hand and another chin in there. Oh, that's so... Ooh. Ooh. Now, she's titty-fucking her. Now, Ginger has the wooden handle device in her mouth. And she's rubbing it in between Erica Lauren's tits. And she's squeezing my tits together. Now, how does that feel? How does that feel? It feels fantastic. I never would have thought this up in a million years. Now, I understand why she said... Oh, my goodness. And she's doing it perfectly because she's not, like, pulling down on my tits. She's just, like, doing all those kinds of... Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Now, she's putting it against her throat. I mean, you know she had to go all the way up. She's interested in her tits. Right? But you guys seem to be in touch now. That feels good. It looks very good. It does, actually. You know what I found? That anything that you have in your home can be used as a sexual device. It can. You're right. Most people would think the only thing to do with this is to beat you with it. Or to shove it up your ass. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Or your nose. What I do is I put it... Underneath the boobs. Yeah. I pulled up on it. I rolled it around them. Pushed the titties together. Okay, show it to the camera. Show it to the camera how you were doing it. Okay, so what I did was I took it and I put it... Here. Under the boobies. Underneath of the boobies. You see how she lifts them up in a U-H? And I squeezed them together. Yeah, they feel good squeezed up and together. And then I lifted. I like it. And it felt really good. And then I took it and I put it across her throat and she'll drought. Which, you know what? It's not actually a bad thing. It's not a bad thing. No, it wasn't awful at all. Do you like to be choked in bed sometimes? Actually... Like a little bit or... I guess that wouldn't be my first thought. You know, you really... It involves trust with the person. Absolutely. You know, something like that involves trust. Because somebody that you don't know or that doesn't know you, you know, you could get a little uncomfortable with it. Right. I think trust is a factor. And not just uncomfortable. Major. You don't know. If you don't know that person, it's not just uncomfortable. It can be dangerous. Yeah, you don't know how far they're going to go. Exactly. So I don't recommend it on a first date. On a first date. Right. Would you like me to show you a little trick if you ever want to try it at home? Sure. And again, trust me. Sure, of course. What I do with my man is I love to be choked. But there's a huge fear factor. And my man knows what to do. But there are times when if I'm about to orgasm, what he does, if I'm riding him on top, he'll take his hand and he'll raise it up, put it around my neck, and then I lean into it. Oh, yeah. So I am controlling. Yes. That's good. How much I'm choked. So let me show you. You are so right. That's a good tip. Okay. Yeah, that's the best tip yet. Mm-hmm. Because sometimes you can just. You get way too into it. I'm not going to do anything. You just lean. Oh, as far as you want. Put your head down a little bit. Okay. And then it'll choke you a little. Oh, yeah. And you just lean into it. Oh, yeah. That's the way to do it. And then you'll know when you have. When your limits are. Now, do you also make sure that there's a safe word on top of it, too? No, I'm being choked. Wait. Safe word. I make sure when I'm choked, I say. No, no. We don't have a safe word. But if I do get choked out. What is that? When you tap things. Tap out. Tap out. I could tap out. Military. Morse code. Oh, Morse code. You really are going to try to do Morse code while you're sexually being punished. I'm losing oxygen in the brain. I don't think I'm going to remember Morse code at that moment. At that point, you're like. I've been tapped a whole bunch of times. Is this a seizure or a Morse code? I can't tell. Oh, no. He's fine. Because he told me the multiples are fine. It means keep going. If I'm not tapping, that means we're out of this. I can't spell anyway. And you want me to tap it out in Morse code? Right? Why does she just like get it? You can sign it. Oh, yeah. You can really. You can sign. No. The best. You got to keep it simple. Exactly. No. My. I'm like doing this. Sapphire is giving the finger. The safe word. The safe word. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. No. We have a very simple plan. If he chokes me out and I go out, he just smacks my face. Oh, that's good. I just did that hard. You did. Do it again. I like that. Smelling salts. You know what? I think what else might happen. Sorry. I'm like getting into it. You know what? I really want Ginger to get ear fucked. She said that she doesn't like to get. Okay. Give me a question. Mess with her ears. Yes. This is not good. Sapphire wants me to hurt. I don't want to hurt her. I. No, you're not supposed to. Because if you lose. If you lose, remember, you have to subject yourself. Okay. Let's see if I get it right. Don't lose. Exactly. Let's see if the trivia is right. It's your turn. Oh, is it my turn? Ask me a question. Sapphire wants me to be punished. I thought you loved me. I love you. No, it's interesting. You want to hurt me. No, I don't want to hurt you. I thought she got it all out. You want to make me squeal. I want to make you squeal. You still yet? So the only way to not give it away is just to like tell you to fill in the blank. Okay. I'll fill in the blank. This is what I just went to. Okay. Believe it or not. There are between X and X deaths per year due to autoerotic asphyxiation. Wow. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a really good one. I hope she gets it wrong. There's a lot of space in between the X's there, but auto asphyxiation is exactly what not. We weren't talking about auto asphyxiation. That's when you do it to yourself. Right. I thought it was with cars. The first time. There was a show that was about autoerotic asphyxiation. I was like, it's, and I thought it was sexual. Okay. So it's a bunch of people posing on cars or a motorcycle, whatever it is. And all these people were dead. It's a gallery. And all the photos are of dead people. And I'm like, I don't get it. There are no cars. Where are the cars? Poor Stevie's like, I want my money back. Where are the cars? I didn't get it. Then I finally figured it out. Oh my God. There was a story about this farmer who did it with his John Deere tractor. He somehow rigged himself up and made it. So when the tractor moved, it would kind of, this is when I started studying it. And they found him dead. Like he's wearing pantyhose heels and he strung himself up upside down. On the John Deere. On the John Deere. No, it was his kid and his father found him. All dressed up like that and dead. That's scary. With the tractor. Well, we don't condone auto asphyxiation. No, no, no. We're not condoning any asphyxiation at all. But, and the point here is we're going to, I'm going to try and guess how many deaths there are per year between, between X and X. I'm going to say. Or just the top number even, or the bottom number. Okay. I'm going to say between 75 and 200. Well, believe it or not, there's between 500 and a thousand per year. No. I know. Worldwide or just in the U.S. or California? That's probably. Probably worldwide. It's probably worldwide. I mean, that's a. Wow. That's heavy. Yeah. That's heavy. So there you go. Don't try this at home. There is no knowing what you're doing. I don't believe that in all honesty. Well, don't try it anywhere. No, I don't. I don't. Anybody, anytime should try it because there's no way to control it and you can and probably will die. Yeah. So auto asphyxiation. Find another turn on. Just hold your breath. What's the problem? There you go. There you go. We should probably get some callers. We should find some people to call in who. Who have done it. Have done auto erotic asphyxiation. Or dealt with it. I can explain it a little bit more. If you have, give us a call at 1-800-893-9562 while we're waiting for your call. I hate you, Sapphire. You love me. I fucking hate you right now. Yes. To wrap up the show. You got it. To wrap it up. I'm going to take my headphones off and my punishment. Is to be air fucked. And I have to do it to myself. Oh no, that's even worse. Do you know what? Oh my gosh. I've never seen ear fucking. I haven't either. But I mean. That's because it's fucked up and nobody does it. Isn't it called a cute? And tip? You know what? There's a fetish. What's even better? For everything. Stevie. It's a. Erica, don't you agree that since she hates it so much, she should put it on the highest volume. Oh. If possible. Oh. You're sadistic. If I turn out to like it, it could be a whole different thing. It could be a whole new thing. Well, who knows? It's going to vibrate your eardrum though. I should stand away because she might want to punch me afterwards. I want to punch you right now. She doesn't punch you now. Have you ever done it? I've never punched you before. Is this a first? I love you. Yeah. I don't like this. Whoa. Oh. I can hear that. There's the first level. I'm sorry. It sounds like a spaceship. Do what you feel comfortable with. Rob. What happens if you have an orgasm? I like that one. I like that one too. Yeah. There you go. All right. Putting it in my ear. No. Uh-uh. That is not your ear. It is. That is not your ear. That is not your ear. You gotta put it in the ear. Where did Ginger put it? She put it in her vajayjay. Cheating. That's cheating. That belongs. Now I get to pick the setting. Let me do it. No. I don't know. I'm not gonna let. I'm gonna pick the setting for you. Oh. Okay. Have you done ear fucking? Hell no. Nobody does. Maybe you should try it first. Fuck off. It's not a turn on. Where else can you stick it? Nobody likes a dick in their ear. Nobody likes a dildo in their ear. Nobody. The only thing I put in my ear is a Q-tip. Oh, I like this. I like that. Once to a friend is a joke. That's enough. Yeah. I actually watched Dr. I like putting it in. Take it out of your wax. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. There you go. No, I'm not gonna do it. Ginger has a red dildo. Huge buzzing red dildo. She has a red dildo in her ear. Oh, the sound freaks me the fuck out. It's gonna be like a bee. I can feel vibration. It's closer. It's about so much closer to my ear. Closer to my ear. It's closer to your ear. It's like a fly in the rear. You can do it. I don't know if I can do this. You can hold my hand. It's so strange. You can do this. It's like. I don't know. You can do it. Just put it against the ear. It's like stabbing myself in the head. So far as holding her hand. You got this, sweetie. She's coaxing her to do this. Okay. Okay. It's like a bee. Put it to your. It's like a bee. Just put it to your earlobe. No bees in your earlobe. It's like a little gnat. It's like a little summer. There you go. Now work your way up. You gotta work your way up. No, you know, earlobe's good. Earlobe. No, no, no, no. Ta-da! Congratulations. Ginger has overcome her earlobe. She did it. She overcame her fear. I got it to the earlobe. Something. And I was okay with it. Your erotic ear. All right, let me see if I can go up. Yeah. Don't even go in. See, it's not bad. She just got right to the opening. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Ew. Ew. Ew, I don't like it. It sounds like a radar, doesn't it? I did it. She did it, though. No, you did it. You fixed it. I'm trying to think, what kind of vibrator is this? Because it's like a Jetson vibrator. It's brand new. Isn't that cool? It's a pretty color. Oh, I like that noise. We haven't used it yet. You want to take it home with you? That's like a UFO. How did they? It sounds like a UFO. Oh, my ear's fucked up now. Do you want to take it home and try it? It's going to tickle. Yeah. It's brand new. It hasn't been used. You know what? I would love to take it home. Take it home. Try it. Use it. But as it was meant to be used. There we go. It's my homework for the weekend. It's your homework for the weekend. It's my sexual homework. I love it. How the hell do you turn this sucker off? Does she have a sore pussy? Like every other dildo. She has fucked someone. She came in with a sore pussy today. I love that. I love it. It's a girl. Erica Loren, what is the weirdest, the strangest thing you've ever put into your body? Oh, my gosh. I don't know. I can't really say I've put anything strange into it. Seriously? I can't think of anything. Have you put anything strange in someone else's body? No. No. No ice cubes. No. Are you really vanilla? Pretty much. I think so. I don't know. I can't think of anything. I had a tampon once. What? Out of the ordinary. What about, so what about places? Yeah, a tampon. Maybe not things. But what about? What about places? Anything? You know what? You know what the problem is? I think now at this point, to me, nothing seems strange. Really? If you ask me if something's weird, I'm like, I can't think of anything because nothing seems weird. Well, it's the most interesting thing you can do. The most interesting thing you can do. Do you do anal sex? Do you like anal sex? Yeah. I mean, the first scene I ever did was anal. Really? First scene. I always laugh about that story. Tell us. Oh, please tell us. Elder and anal number 19. They actually did 18 of them ahead of time. Oh, my God. Elder and anal number 19. I was not 19. I was 19. At the time, I was actually 49, I think. That was like my first year in porn has been 10 years. Wow. Here we are. You're 59? Yeah. Since you just outed yourself. I out myself. I would have guessed that you were in your mid 40s. I thought so, too. Well, thank you, darling. I like how you think. Oh, my God. You look beautiful. You are stunning and your tits are perfect and your skin. Well, thank you, my love. Actually, when I thought she was, we were doing the I Dream of Jeannie on the way here and I looked at you and I thought, she reminds me of Barbara Eden. She does. She does. When you came in. Thank you. Thank you. That's very sweet. You are stunningly beautiful. Now, do you ever hook up with your fans? Ooh. They ask me all the time. How do we ask that? Do you have play dates ever with fans? Do I have play dates? Well, how much can I say? You say as much as you like. Anything you want. Oh, okay. I'm not being edited. Well, yeah. I mean, sure. Yes. It depends. I'm, you know, we're going to like screen people and whatnot. I mean, safety is the issue. Of course. Stuff like that. But yeah. No, I think it's fabulous. I'm not saying in a negative way. No. Why not? If I were you. Well, you wouldn't have asked the question. I wouldn't know. I just think, I guess in my soul and mind, I'm thinking, oh, there's a zillion people listening. I'm thinking, how can I hook up with Erica? And she really does do that. But yeah, you know, we have to kind of like, you know. You have to screen people and make sure that they're safe. But there's a lot of nice people in this world. Oh, there absolutely are. A lot of lovely people. I would never have had a chance to meet otherwise. What about the youngest on film for you? Because I know, you know, your name is Smelf. So you got to. Well, I would say, what's the earliest they can start when they're like 18? 18. It's like 18. Yeah, he was 18. 18. He was 18. That's fucking hot. Yeah. A little cougar action. Gorgeous. I want to thank you so much for coming in today and playing with us and having so much fun. One more time, where can your fans find you? You can find me, well, on Twitter, Erica Lauren Milf. And you can also look at my website, ericalaurenxxx.com. I'm on Facebook. I'm easily found. So look for me. And that's E-R-I-C-A-L-A-U-R-E-N. And you can also check out. Stevie. Stevie. Stevie. At Skip. Skip Happy Snap. Happy Snap. On Twitter or Steve Zambrano at Facebook. Steve Zambrano at Facebook. Ms. Sapphire. You can find me on Twitter, Ms. Radio Sapphire. And that's M-S-R-A-D-I-O Sapphire. Also on Instagram, Kik, and Snapchat, all under the same name. Or you can just find me on ustream.tv every Monday and Wednesday nights, 9 p.m. Pacific Standard Time for Erotic City Radio. Perfect. I want to ask everybody a big favor out there. Over the weekend, please go to iTunes and give us a review. Give us ratings. Tell us what you think of the show. Yes. Give us those five stars. If you hate the show, you were listening to Tracy Lord's radio. And if you love it, it's blame it on Ginger. I want to thank everybody for a fabulous week. Thank you all so much. Sapphire, love you. Love you, too. Stevie, you're the best. Erica, Lauren, you are amazing. Thank you, darling. Love you. Thank you, Jeremy. And we will have a new show for you on Monday. Have a great weekend, everybody. Woo! Thank you.