Coaching interview, Super Bowl recap, golf with Marcus Allen

I know. That's L.A. Back. Everyone's back now. Last week I'm just stalling. Getting rid of the last 15 minutes. Cut it off because I was like enough. I'm going to go watch an Oscars. Enough is enough. Yeah. Ingles is back. Ingles is back. Ingles is alive. I don't think he can hear himself. Good. Ladies and gentlemen. Hello? Hello? Brian Ingles. You're only the mural. You're all. We have technical difficulties. Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck. You all right? Try that one, kid. Are you afraid CJ's going to bite you or something? I don't think he might. Come here, Ingles. He might lick you. Try that one. Hello? There he is. Brian Ingles, ladies and gentlemen. Stop crying, you sniveling ass. All right, enough of that. From the city of angels, may I present Coach. Just Coach. Not the coach. Just Coach today. Welcome. Ingles, where you been? What have you been doing? In Arizona. You went to the Super Bowl, didn't you? Or you said you were going and then you lied about it or something? Didn't go. No. And that's the best thing I. Best decision I made. It was not going. The weather sucked out there and everything sounded like it was insanely expensive and I just, I couldn't have swung it. So it was good to stay away. Obviously, great the Patriots won. Sad to hear that you were teared up. Yeah. No, I was. Yeah. I had to do the 15 beers I fucking had at the time. I was. I tell you, I was emotionally moved though. Because I went from just, lack of a better term, deflated. Oh no. Well, just to have. Ingles, you're looking. You're looking back and forth. You're looking a little scruffy there. I feel. I feel sick. I feel sick. I've been sick my whole life. Oh, party animal. You're always sick. It's from the party. You're always hung over. Kid, I went to freaking. Barely drinking these days too. Really? I went to Palm Springs. I drank enough this weekend for both of us. I went to Palm Springs for the first time in my life this weekend. I tell you that. No, where'd you go? I don't even know. We went to, we went to some casino in Palm Springs. You went to the white party. And on the way back, on the way back, kid, I puked all of myself and my fucking girlfriend. Yes. Brian Ingles. Girlfriend's cock. Dude, I've been gone. I've been gone that long, dude. I'm telling you. Yes. Are you like one of these ones that's on match.com that now it's just over? And it's over. Yeah. It's over. You're now a statistic. Kid, I puked all over myself like I was fucking 12 years old coming back from Palm Springs. Remember the time Dave puked on the way back from Palm Springs? It was awful, kid. I was so, I was humiliated. How many dates did you go on with her before she became your girlfriend? That just happened this weekend. What are you writing a fucking book? No. Taking notes. Well, how many times? Okay, really? Is it on your resume? Did you meet her before the Super Bowl? Yes. Yes. And that's where I was coming to tie a story together. She could have went to the Super Bowl. We could have went to the Super Bowl together, but I didn't know her long enough because we had just gone on our first date. She had tickets to the fucking Super Bowl. It's one of her doctors she works with. Guy owns gas stations and he has all these tickets to the Super Bowl and he's like giving them to her. Didn't want to go. Wow, that's cool. No, it's not. I didn't go. I don't think I would have liked to have gone to be honest with you like you said. Oh, come on. It's cool. You're living out of time in your life. You have to go to one Super Bowl. I'm happy for you that you're not at fucking Chili's. You're by yourself watching games. Now you got a girl around, so good for you. Oh, that was so patronizing. Chili's. Chili's. That was so fucking patronizing. Listen to you. No, he goes to the track. We do. We go to Santa Anita all the time now. Well, Fairplex. What's the name of that place? Finish Line. Finish Line. I go there and do off-track batting. Yeah. I do. It's fun. Santa Anita's nice. Let's talk Oscars. Yeah, CJ bailed on me last weekend because he went to a fucking Oscar party with CJ's new girlfriend. New girlfriend. He's still a new friend. See, he couldn't even name one of the movies that's up for the Oscars. Yeah, but I did predict Patricia Arquette would win and the redheaded chick that got... Stuck on this. Yeah. Really, CJ? What do I fucking care? It was a great time. I had great food, great company, and it was well worth it. Yeah, it's well worth it. Did you see Birdman, Ingles? Yeah. You're on top of the Oscar stuff, huh? You've probably seen all the movies. No, I saw Birdman. I saw Grand Budapest. I saw Grand Budapest Hotel. Those are the only two I'm really interested in. That was actually pretty interesting. I want to see the imitation game. Oh, now we're turning into a film. Yeah. What I just watched today, which is difficult to watch, and I think I'm glad I'm able to do it at home and kind of go back and forth with it, is the Citizen Four about the Edward Snowden thing. It's fucking crazy and kind of hard to follow and slow, but very interesting and pretty impressive that a kid could have that much access to take that big a shit down. Yeah. Fuck that kid. He's a traitor. Whatever, dude. He is. Dude, but what they were doing- How is he a traitor? He's saving lives. They're freaking nipping these freaking terrorist threats. The whole point is there's 1.3 million people on their watch list, dude. Okay. That's a shitload. Yeah. How many? There's what? Seven billion people on the planet? But they were using it for every single day, every conversation that you were having. It wasn't about security anymore. It was like data tracking and all this other bullshit. And they're still going to do it. So they put the right products in the supermarket. If enough. I know. And the shit that pops up on your screen. How do they know I like Motley Crue? Well, in the community that I live in, you don't have to recycle because the trash company goes through your trash and recycles for you. That's amazing. And they do data research to see what we're eating and buying. Oh, man. So the stores know what to stock. Hmm. There's like a test market? And then the stores buy the data that the trash people generate. That's kind of creepy. Mm-hmm. But that's the way it is. Yeah. You don't. If you don't like it, don't put anything out there. You can still fall off the grid. Well, when you see weird products in the store, that's because of me. Because I always intentionally buy like just weird off-the-wall stuff. You know? And just throw it in my trash. Kind of throw them off the scent. Yeah. Whoa. It's the cheap. Nuts and tea. What's the fucking nuts and tea? That's weed. I'm tired of that. Whatever. What's that? Weed talk. What's that flavor? Never mind. Cinnamon? Oh. Well, big news for me. I might be getting a new head coaching job and applying, going through the application process right now. That's exciting. Yeah, it is. And you're- Because I hope nobody ever hears- And you provided us with your philosophy. Did you- Yeah? You misspelled your name. You don't do it with one M's. I've only seen it done with two, so. I misspelled my own name. That would be something I'd do. Oh, it's Fleming. It's not Fleming. It's Fleming. So this bullshit, like I- Hopefully no one, I know they're not listening to it. I'd never tell anybody. I'd bring in- Especially the- I'd be fired and like- My coaching philosophy. Yeah. Well, what happened was I asked about- A buddy of mine said, what are these guys- Because he just interviewed some people. I said, what are these guys bringing to the table with them? They're bringing these 60, 70 page books. Like, binded fucking books they spent money on. And they're bringing all this stuff. And I'm like, fuck, forget it. I'm too lazy. I don't want to do that. I mean, that takes months. Yeah. You know? To get that stuff done. So I'm like, I'm just going to rip off a few philosophies. So I get my coaching philosophies down. You ripped off your coaching philosophies? Kind of. I did take some of it. Oh, that's the thing, too. These binders I'm looking through- Because this looks like Wikipedia. Oh, these guys? They all said the same shit in their fucking- In their binders. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just- They're all recycling the same ideas and the same things. So I said, forget it. I'm just going to- So tell me, they had 12 people there last week. And you kind of made it through, what? Three left. Three left standing. Do you know- Were you guys all there at the same time? All 12 of you? No, but it was weird. They'd run us through some kind of gauntlet. I had to go into the library, right? And there was like seven people in the first panel. And after I got through that, they whisked me down another hallway. They knew another- Another office. We're another freaking seven people. So the first group was like band director, ASB, you know what I mean? All the nerds who think they have freaking something to say about football. And then the second half was- Hey, football affects everyone. It's true, though. It's true. It affects the whole community. How is the team there and why did the coach leave? Team has not been very good. Quite frankly, it's because it's turning all Asian. Well, you know, it's right next to Rolling Heights. Isn't it by Chino Hills? I don't know. But I mean, they're all kind of in the same- Same area. But the community's all becoming Asian. And as we know, Asians are just too smart to let the kids play football. So that's the problem. They weren't good at one time. You know what I mean? Yeah, back in the 80s, they had a good program. You know who went there? Baseball player, Lance Parrish. Remember the baseball player, Lance Parrish? Long time ago, right? Yeah. He went to school there. And they've had a few other guys who've made the pros. I think Skeets McGurkey went there, too. He was a baseball player back in the 20s. Skeets McGurkey? Yeah, I don't know. So they haven't been good. The last coach was there for 13. 13 years. And I don't know if they fired him or he said enough is enough. I mean, it's got to be frustrating when you see the demographic of the school change like that. What's wrong? You're looking at me like I got something hanging from my nose, man. I'm thinking of something really funny right now. Missing my coaching philosophy? Yes. I really, you know, reading back on this, I feel like such a dummy even looking at some of this. So they bring you through this as a five-hour thing? No, no, no. Both sessions were about 45 minutes. Okay. And then so they call you back and say, hey, congratulations, you're on to the next. Yeah. And then what do you got to do from here? Do you got to go meet with everybody again all at once? No, I mean with the principal, the athletic director, and I think that's it. Just those two. And it feels to me if I went in there and just threw myself fucking down, you know, I could beg for the job. I think I could get it. Because I know some people that know this person. I think that's helped me out in the process. Know what person? The AD? The principal. Basically, the principal calls the shots and everything that happened in the school. Some reason people don't know that, but they hire everybody. Principal, down in the custodian, whatever. At least out here. So, yeah. And I don't know. I don't know if I want to do it, to be honest with you. It's a lot of fucking work. Versus, now, would you still have your day job teaching at the school? I would move to that school. I would. They want me at that school. Yeah, so you'd be daytime teaching, whatever it is. Yeah. English or PE. But I tell you, and I'm going to tell this guy this. Maybe not the first year. But I think the only. The only way or the best way to build a high school football program is the Coach Cato method of being the PE teacher at the middle school. So you fucking recruit kids when they're in sixth grade. You know what I mean? And you get them all together and teach them some freaking things. And you find out who's who and make sure they don't leave. And stay at the middle school and just go up with them. Not go up with them. You know what I mean? Yeah. Teach them. And that way you can recruit the kids. Because what happens is a lot of these kids, you know how it is. Kids will go sixth, seventh grade and eighth grade. And the next thing you look around, you're like, well, fuck, they never went to high school with us. Yeah. That makes sense. That's cool. Everybody. Everybody. Coach Cato did that. What, McCarthy? Yeah, they did it. And then I think, I remember Rich being there too. Rich got all the wrestlers. At the junior high? Yeah. They did it together. That is a great way. Is this mass hole talk? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Chimps with highs. Sorry for digressing. But it's the plan. It's what I would like to do. Go to the middle school and make sure I keep those kids. Did you bring that up in your interview? No. Second one, I'm gonna. You're gonna? I think for the first year or two, they're gonna probably want me on campus. But long-term plan, that's the way to go. What was that big SAT word you used today? Obsequious. Yes. Seeking favor. Fawning. Did you learn that at Stonehill? You know, being an English teacher now, I found myself in that interview, and I just look at these words all the time, so they pop in my head, and I sound like a fucking tool using some of them, you know? Oh, very perspicacious of you. I'm sorry to be so low-quiet. I'm very perspicacious. You know, looking like, what's wrong with this kid? When's the final interview? I don't know. I think I'm gonna probably know by the end of the week. But also, there's another one, Gary High School, I might have as well. Who's Gary High School? Pomona. Pomona. He used to be good. Yeah. Gary used to be really good. So you're almost just kind of debating on when you want to go all in on these interviews, because next year, a better job might open up. Right. That's the thing. You know, these windows of moving are very small. If you don't jump through them, all of a sudden, you lose out for maybe another year. You know what I mean? The opportunity might just not present itself. Something, you know, feasible. So I don't know. Glendora. Yes. Rocking the Glendora shirt today. I am a G-town G. Vince Neil. Vince Neil. Coach of philosophy. You know, it's one of the things I really hopped on. Can we read some of this? Sure. One of the things I hopped on, if you refer to page three of the text, it's like, I'm going to read the text. Oh, shit. I didn't even, is it even in there? Oh, no. Page two. I didn't even think about, oh, safety. They put safety on there? I didn't even fucking. Yeah, right there. Top of page two. Safety. You know what? You really have to, as much as it pains me to say this, is you have to really limit your fucking hitting these days. Concussions are a major problem in football. Yeah. It's no joke. In light of recent research, coaches must be willing to adapt practice methods that were otherwise standard procedures in the past. You're taking the words right out of my mouth. I know. I mean, this is exactly my thoughts. We must emphasize tackling blocking while keeping the head in a safe position. Exactly. This needs to be stressed by all coaches at all times. Well said. Yes. Well done. I think it's kind of bullshit because really in the back of my head, I'm like, dude, you have to use your head to freaking hit someone. I know. You know what I mean? I know. I feel so hypocritical. You know what I mean? It was like, shit, the more you find out about like every one of these football players that end up doing something crazy, they're always like, oh, cut his head open. God frigging CTE. All of them. All the ones that they've checked. Mm-hmm. You know? Are they even checking, say, a regular guy passes away? Are they checking his head for CTE? I mean, doesn't... Oh, you're saying the conspiracy theorist, the CTE conspiracy theorist? Everybody's got to have some sort of... Somebody get whacked in the head at some point? Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. Are they checking anyone? I don't know. It's going to get to a point where they can do when a person's alive. What are the two most important things on here that a principal is going to want from you on this? Is it going to be how you're going to deal with... Good question, man. I don't know. To be honest with you, I would... Not going to give you shit about... I would think... Well, based on the interview, I do know. Fuck that. Based on the interview, they really wanted to know about academic policies, which is total shit because in real life, my fucking... I'm like, kids fucking can or can't. Either going to do it or you don't. Yeah. So I look at it. You know what I mean? And you can't... It starts in the home. Yeah. What can you do about that? What would I say I would do? I mean, the school runs all that shit, doesn't it? No. They lean on... They lean on you heavy. There's a football coach about that. Anytime a kid does anything that's not... It's because they're a football player. Yeah. They're a football player, first and foremost. Of course. You know? As much as people don't like to admit it, football is really the biggest fucking thing in this country. Mm-hmm. As sad as that fucking sounds... Yeah. It's the basis for so much shit. Well, because... If you... This proves it because people rebel against it by talking up their sport. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But if you have a good... And they go out of their way to be like, oh, I don't watch football. If you're in high school... Yeah. You know? If you're in high school, it's a good football team. Mm-hmm. Chances are your school spirit's probably going to be pretty good. Yeah. You know? And I think everyone... And people realize that. Mm-hmm. Have we... I'm sorry if I'm off the track, but have we talked about that Snoop Dogg show? Have you watched that with this kid? No. I haven't watched it. I know what you're talking about, though. Yeah. A Father's Dream. Have you not watched any of it? No. I know about it. I haven't seen it. It's on ESPN. It's about Snoop and about his kid and it's about getting recruited. But the school spirit is off the charts at this school. Bishop Gorman. Yeah. I mean, it's almost like they are all programmed to be just so into it. I mean, you would not want to go to school there if you didn't have school spirit. You'd be overrun. It's just too... It's crazy how all the students kind of... They're not even forced into it. You see, like, these kids really want to, like, blow the players. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're like celebrities. Yeah. So... But I guess... I guess the point is the school morale is up high. It's a strong school. Football program is good. When did that happen? Because when I lived in Vegas, Bishop Gorman was just a normal high school. It didn't really have... It's when the Fertittas kids go to school there. Yeah. And those are the UFC guys. So they plunk all the money into it. Really? It's gone from there. It's probably been the last 15, 20 years. It's been 15. It probably comes to 10. Yeah. I've just been hearing a lot about it lately. Well, they're number one in the nation. Yeah. They ended up this year number one in the nation. That's crazy. They try and make these... These story plots about, hey, they're up. It's a big game. Big game. But then after the game, they show the score. It's like 77 to 11. Yeah. Whip everybody's ass. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're the only private Catholic school in Vegas that has a big football program. But they play like a national... It's like a national schedule, don't they? They play a bunch of people from all over the place. Most of the people will go in there. Most of the people will go in... Their field, their campus looks like a... College. Yeah. Like a college. I'm sure they pay people to come play in there. Yeah. Probably. Well, let's see. That head coach is now the head coach at UNLV. Yeah. Yeah. So he's there trying to keep all those kids from going anywhere else. Because I have to... Like eight kids off the... Eight kids off the offense, I think, took off and are going D1, Notre Dame, and everywhere. So... Well, Brodus is going UCLA. UCLA just hired Tom Brady. Tom Bradley used to be the defensive coordinator at Penn State. And the mayor of Los Angeles. Named Tom Bradley? Yeah. Right now? Oh, he's... Who is the mayor of fucking LA right now? So he got hired because Albrecht left, right? The guy... The guy for UCLA left after that signing day bullshit. Yeah. Are you following that? Okay, that's why he got hired. Yeah. Gone. You know what I was watching a clip of? I forget the name. I didn't even write it down. But it was the clip of... You can't have an episode without talking about Jameis Winston. Not to diverse. But do you see that the girl has come out? Yeah, she's got a video. Yeah. Did you see it? I saw it on like a clip on Good Morning America. It's one of those things I don't want to know about. Dude, he's guilty. I flip-flopped on this thing fucking 15 times. You can just tell the way she's telling the story. Really? He fucking did... He... Yeah. I think he was fucking around. He was doing something he wasn't supposed to be doing. Well, did you see what happened with those Vanderbilt players? No. Those kids that Scott... No. No. These two Vanderbilt players, kind of same sort of deal. One guy was his girlfriend. Brings her back to the room. They start taking pictures of her. Passed out. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Doing some stuff with some, I don't know, bottles it sounds like. And they bring in some other friends. And next thing you know, all four of these kids are, you know, going to jail for the rest of their life. But it sounds like that's kind of what happened with Winston. Drunk girl all over him. And she would do... She would do some things. She may have... Yeah. She made a... You know. Then they find... Give him a handjob and then... Then they find... Why is it always... And it's sickening. Not always, but... A lot more semen from other people. Yeah. It seems like that's a common thing. Like all of a sudden... Oh. You know, she got raped. And then... But we found semen of five other fucking dudes. And then... Like how? Yeah. How can you get around like that? You know what I mean? Good for her, I guess. Getting hers. You get yours, girl. You go. You want to talk about my defensive philosophy, CJ? Yeah. You're obviously more of a defensive coach, correct? I flip-flop, to be honest with you. I flip-flop in the last few years. I just think offense is more where it's at. I think defense is more about personnel, to be honest. I think offense, you can actually out-scheme people. You can out-scheme a little bit in defense, but if you miss tackles, you miss fucking tackles. If you don't have kids who can tackle... Again. Again. Use personal strengths to put our players in the best possible positions. Best possible. We will create an aggressive, simple scheme that places an emphasis on creating turnovers and putting the opposing offenses in positions they do not want to be in. We will lock to bring pressure... Jesus Christ. Those glasses were working. I'm making this up. Oh. I'm making this up. How do you know what I'm supposed to say? We will look to bring pressure and try to create as much confusion for the offense as possible. Yes. We will take calculator risks to exploit... Exploit. ...offensive tendencies. That's right. That's exactly what we're going to do, CJ. Thank you, Wikipedia. Well said. That's exactly what I feel defensively. Yeah, we should write that down and put it on paper. I should. You know? Didn't I tell you, Ingles, I get into the interview, and I know you haven't... I didn't show fucking anybody. I don't even... That was me. How fucking embarrassing is that? I'm 38 fucking years old, and I puked all over myself on the way home from fucking Palm Springs. Oh, man. So, wait. Wait, you go to Morongo Casino? No. Hard Rock? No, it's the other one there. Stardust? Something like that, yeah. Oh, you stayed at the Stardust? I don't know. Oh. We were drunk. I ended up spending, fucking, $120. $120 at a fucking hotel. What a dummy, huh, Ingles? $120 for the night? Yeah. What a fool, huh? What the... How much can you... What do you think you're going to get a hotel for? What, you think that's reasonable? $39.99. It's $639.99 on the side of the freeway. I live in Pomona, man. It's freaking $49.99. I don't know. That's at the... Wait, you think that's a reasonable price? The Rusty Star Motel? I think $120 to stay at a hotel in Palm Springs on the weekend is... Reasonable. Is... Is... Is a nice find. Yeah. You make cash, though, homie. I don't make fucking nothing. You make money walking around your gold stars and shit. I'm trying. Oh, my brother... My brother freaking has a hot on for that cowboy stuff. It's funny when people get free shit. People go fucking gaga over free shit. Tell us what's new in the merchandising world. I've been dying to know. Fucking people have been dying to know. Oh, man. I mean, we were nervous about, you know, the Dez thing. That was something that was maybe going to get him in trouble. Oh, it's gonna. It came out today. Oh. Well, I don't know. But, I mean, something like that happens in my business, it would crush us for the year. He's done. He's gonna play next year. He's gonna get suspended. Maybe not the whole year. He's gonna get suspended because of this whole... If this was pre-Ray Rice days, it would have been buried. It would have... Nothing would have happened because it was 2011. But he's gonna get suspended. I wouldn't be surprised. They can't afford to keep him in DeMarco Murray. No. You think they're gonna get AP? I wish. You know, it's sad to say, but even when they're in the offseason, in this period, it's quiet for even me talking to people at the office about shit. I mean, you just don't converse as much because, you know, there aren't as many things going on. We had a deadline a couple weeks ago that just came up. One of them was a salute to service. So, the stuff that the guys are gonna be wearing on the sideline next year for, you know, the military. Was it November? Yeah. But the stuff that they're gonna be wearing this year is fantastic. And then there's that 50th anniversary of the Super Bowl, all the gold program. And then there's... There's this black-gray program out. Every NFL team. I don't know if they're gonna be wearing it, but they're gonna be offering these jerseys and, like, a Patriots jersey and, like, kind of gray, black. Oh, that's awful. That's gross. Everybody loves it, though. I know. Everybody loves it. Well, it's like I went to a CIF basketball game the other day, and every fucking kid was wearing lime green socks. Yeah. Almost every... Not everyone, but 75% of the kids on both teams were wearing fucking lime green socks. I couldn't believe it. I feel like such a fucking old man. I'm like, what? What? Those aren't school colors. You know? Why are they fucking people enthralled with lime green and black and white? It's funny how all that shit just kind of... It comes out of nowhere, generally. It's like that dress. Did you see that dress the other day? The black and blue, the white and gold dress? What's up with that? I kind of scanned over it. Yeah. I don't want to get into it, but when I look at it, I've seen it both ways. And it's... They say it's because of my moods. It's the same fucking... Just as fucking grumpy. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's... What is it? It's a fucking different color. That's all it is. You think... You think people just say... It's alien. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't want to talk about that bullshit. I think they found it in Roswell. I brought it up. The dress. The dress. But my point is how things just freaking take off. And people... What are you playing? Some more Bjork? X-Files? More conspiracy theories. I just said dress is a conspiracy. Best color man in the business. Is anyone watching Better Call Saul? No. I sure am a big Bob Odenkirk fan. What day is it on, though? It's on Mondays. It's like the... Uh... Uh... Uh... Breaking Bad. Kind of next series. That's what it is. I know. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Bob Odenkirk's the star of Mr. Show. Remember Mr. Show? No. No. You fucking... You're unhip. Us hipsters fucking knew that shit from the 90s. Mid-90s. David Cross, Bob Odenkirk. It was a sketch comedy show on HBO. Not like 95 to 97. No. Oh, my God. How's that? People live in caves. Yeah. No. It's fucking... Oh, shit. Brian Ingalls. What? You had some golfing story that you want to talk about? Oh, yeah. I'll get into it. But if anyone's a golfer, they know that sometimes you hit one into the other fairway. In my case, they do it quite a bit. And I'm kind of rushing through it. But I ended up picking up... I ended up dropping a ball because I couldn't find mine. Hit it to the green. There was a group of guys that were in front of us. They thought I took the ball. We had a little confrontation on the fringe of my putting green. It was Marcus Allen, who was really kind of fired up. And then it was Eric Dickerson. I think it was Vince Cole and another one of their buddies. Vince Cole. Vince Coleman, sorry. The baseball player. Yeah, Vince Coleman. I bet he looks awful. If it was him, because no one could really... Because he looked so bad, no one could confirm that it was him. Yeah, he was a good-looking man. Don't get him confused with Willie McGee. No. Yeah, I know it. Long story short, they wanted me to admit that I hit their ball. At Marcus Allen. Specifically. Marcus Allen. Wanted me to admit hitting his ball. Dude, you should have fucking antagonized him. Made him freaking hit you. I was sort of... I don't know if starstruck is the right word, but I was just kind of like, holy shit, this guy is really intense. I know who this is. Did he get out of the car or did he just sit in the car the whole time? No, he just sat in the car and kind of like had his legs open at me the whole time. I don't know if he was trying to floss his big dick in the old one. Trying to establish male dominance. Did you see the brain? Did you see the brain? Was the brain hanging out? He had my golf ball in his hand. And he's like, are you hitting a Wilson staff with three dots on it? I said, yeah. And he just kind of like tossed it right at me and I grabbed it. And I normally would have... I mean, like he threw it at me and I was like... Hey, bud, what's your problem? Yeah. And they took off, but it was about it. Nothing much, but I have been playing a lot of golf. Well, did you hit his ball? No, I dropped mine. Honestly, I'm getting confused now. I would love to fucking play golf with Eric Dickerson and freaking Willie McGee. Looking back at it, those guys were searching for their balls much longer than you normally do. You know, you hit one away. Did they throw a high? Did they put one up in the air? No, they were... I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know. But they must have been playing for skins or money because that's why they were so adamant about finding these balls. You don't see Marcus Allen around that much anymore. I think you really do. He's like on that golf... Oh, actually, you're right. He's on that golf and... I mean, anytime you see anything for like the... I just watched a football life on him. It's fantastic. I haven't watched any of these football lives. I'm freaking out. I haven't watched any of these football lives. I haven't watched any of these football lives. I'm freaking so far behind. I want to watch the Joe Green one. That's the next one I want to watch. Mean Joe Green. What about Parcells? Part one and two. I got to get the book. Speaking of books, I'm reading 10-Gallon War. Right now, it's about the founding of the Dallas Cowboys and the founding of the Dallas Texans, which became the Kansas City Chiefs, basically the AFL. Fascinating. You know how the Cowboys were formed? Like, you know, the history... Tech Stram and all that stuff. Tech Stram, actually from LA. He was a TV guy working in TV. And Gil Brandt, the longtime scouting... Scouting director. Had nothing to do with football as a hobby. He liked to write about... Write scouting reports as a hobby. He was a baby photographer. Oh, fuck. Weirdos, huh? Yeah. He's like, oh, I'm just going to sit here at home and sit and watch... Just like, what are you even showing me? Before fantasy football. Yeah, you know, it's just weird how people get into that shit. But it seems like when you hear stories like that and when shit takes off, that there were literally only 300 people in the world back then. Like, how the fuck did something like that happen? Yeah. What is going to... I'm going to fall in my lap and I'm going to run with it. It's almost impossible these days. I don't know. It's... Well, yeah, I know what you mean by that. It seems like there's more room for opportunity for people. For guys who went out and... Well, everything's become so saturated now and so much competition, so many more people. But yeah, like Tom... They took our jobs! I'm reading Going Clear right now. You know what that is? Yeah, of course. I know a lot about Scientology. Yeah, and that... It's like, how the fuck did the guy come out of the blue and start something like that? Oh, L. Ron's one of my favorite, man. I've read like three books on him back to back to back. That guy was a fucking genius. Clearly. Yeah, no pun intended. No. Is this a not joke? What the fuck? This is 1991. Hey, some guru in Malaysia or something convinced 400 dudes to cut off their testicles so they could be closer to God. Recently? Yeah. Really? Yeah. The cult of personality. Frickin' L. Ron Hubbard. Have you gotten in the part in his life where he just went out to sea for 10 years in the Sea Org? No? No, not yet. But I know about it. I know. And he would train young girls to speak just like him and he wouldn't come out for days at a time. He would just send these girls out to talk like him and deliver messages and shit. I mean... That's awesome. Did that for 10 years. I hope your girlfriend's not listening. Yeah, I don't... Yeah, I don't... I don't... Shit, I don't mix the frickin' two things, you know? Don't mix business and pleasure. Yeah. I don't tell her that. I don't tell her frickin'... She doesn't know where I go. I just go disappear. Are you going through my resume, Brian? I like it. Yeah? I got a question for you. If I... This is actually my opinion first. I think... I think if you get a headcoating job, you can't do this show anymore. You're probably right. I just would say... I know. Because if someone ever caught wind of it... Somebody will get wind of it. I mean, you just know it's going to happen. At some point. At some point. Right. Or you just got to be more... Politically bright. Come with a mask. Yeah. Change my ways. Like all those, like... Or just change your style, you know? Just become more conservative. More family-oriented. Yes. More family-oriented football show. Question for you. All these... All these references, do you automatically... Do you automatically get these at the end of the year? Or did you have to go out and get these for this? Those are all friends of mine. It just happened... I'm having to be friends with three of the athletic directors in the district. So these are recent ones that you got. I didn't know, like... Got them. I know. I should have all that shit all filed away if I was, like, a real organized person. You know? People have... Just move around so much. I don't file it in cabinet. To whom it may concern. Uh-oh. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. If you want to... Not too much. I'm writing this letter on behalf of blank blank. I have known blank for the past nine years and I've worked with him for six. It is without reservation I recommend him for any blowjob he applies for. You know what, though? To be honest with you, that one you're reading right now, I wrote that. Did you? Yeah, he told me... He told me to write... He told me to sign it. He told me to just sign it. Nice. And, uh... I unequivocally recommend David for any job he would choose to pursue. I know. Isn't that fucking something? He'd be a great asset to any school slash community. I feel like such a tool. I feel... Yeah. I feel bad. I feel bad since, but this almost feels like it's outdated, this process of, like, recommendations. Is there... I know. It's a school bureaucracy, you know? That's how they do things. It's always one of those things, like, it's like the combine drills. Like, why do you do that? Well, that's just the way we do things, you know? So with a head coaching job, you get, I guess, the benefits are, you know, you're a head coach, but you get a lot more shit on your plate and... A ton more shit on your plate, but you call the shots. You gotta deal with the band directors and ASB and... Yeah. And the parents. Yeah. The parents. Snack bar. The biggest problem. Snack bar. Let me tell you this. If you have anything to do with the snack bar, make sure you have Frito Pie. Well, you're coming, kid, so you're gonna be on staff somehow, someway, so fuck the Pomona pizza shit. Give me a walnut Mustang. All right. The nuts. These nuts! You think that would be an inappropriate chant? Walnut. These nuts? Yeah. Yeah. Who's nuts? These nuts! Who's nuts? These nuts! Who's nuts? These nuts! Fight! Fight! Fight! Yeah. What about the alumni? Alumni and boosters. What do you want to do with these guys? I don't know. What did I say? I mean, I'm probably lying to my teeth. You said basically nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I can see the first meeting with the boosters. Yeah, I don't know, man. Hi, folks. What's it be? I don't know. I mean, you're in charge. I know. You gotta raise money? Is that part of your job, too? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a big part of it. You know what I want to do? I want to become a member of the Walnut fucking country club, kid. Swanky. Is it? Oh, yeah. You ever been up there? No. What's that? An industry? No. Is it on the hill there? It's right in that area. What street? What street? Grand, maybe? Okay. By Mount Sac, then. Not that far. Yeah. Yeah. Kid, I want someone. Do you think I could get someone to sponsor me and fucking get me a membership? Being the head football coach at the freaking city's only high school. And teacher. And go in and be like, hey, can you get me in on here? Without paying fucking 10 grand? Well, you don't golf, though. Why would you want to join a club if you don't golf? Because it's awesome. I love to fucking sit in the freaking... Yeah. 19th hole. We can talk about the time we did summer stock in Schenectady. We did that one play by Tennessee Williams. I did summer stock with Michael Rubell in Schenectady. Yes. No, I want a fucking hobnob kid. That's the only way to make money is be around money. Yeah. You know, I want a fucking... People love... I just say people love... Hobnob. You like that one? You are a knob. I put that in my philosophy. I want a hobnob with a hobnob. I want to wreck in the walnut elite. Oh, man. Oh, boy. Good luck to you, man. It sounds like you're coming down to the... What else? I know, nitty gritty. More philosophy. More philosophy. Does your head coach now know that you're interviewing for this? Well, they fired... They just hired a new head coach as well. So does that mean he's bringing in his own staff and you could get potentially wiped out? That's part of the philosophy of why I'm doing this. Yeah, of course. How's the new guy you guys got? I haven't met him. He's supposed to use a backup quarterback for Nick Saban on the LSU National Championship team. I don't know his name, but that's how he was explained to me. The expectation is that all student athletes will receive no grades lower than a C. That's right. That's the expectation. It is the responsibility of the head coach to create and maintain a positive relationship with all teachers in order to help all students succeed. I completely agree, CJ. When did you hire this guy? When did this guy get hired? Last week. And you haven't met him? I know, right? And we had a big basketball game. We had a big game the other day. I have, I have, I have maybe the bear of bad news. They're showing me out the door? Yeah. No, no, no. He needs me more than I need him. Are you kidding me? No, he just hasn't been there. They, it's school district shit. He's not officially, officially hired. He's got to go do background checking shit so he's not supposed to be there. You know what I mean? What would be a better job? The school you're at now or this other school? The ability to win? The school I'm at now. But they, they, they, they want everything to be some fucking, professional, you know what I mean? It's, everything's become like college football. Like the Bishop Gorman shit. It's the same type of thing. They want someone who's there year round, you know, and coming in with 80 page binders. This school I'm looking to go to, they just kind of want to be competitive, which is what I like. You know what I mean? I want someone who's just going to be thankful that they win a few games, at least early on, instead of fucking sending you 80 text messages, why didn't you win? You know? It becomes just bullshit. High school football. Who's nuts? These nuts. Who's nuts? Who's nuts? These nuts. If I get hired, the first press conference is just that cracking walnuts over my head. Yeah. Wouldn't that be a good, good intro? That'd be fun. Good memory. I don't, can I do it? You think I could do it? It'd be hard. I think I'd knock myself out. Hard head. Nut cracker. I do have a hard head. It was probably my best, my biggest attribute, football. Yeah. Leading with my head. I was so unsafe. Did you, reckless. Did you live for those dings you get in your skull? It's kind of just like, Yeah. Everybody's like, I must have had, you know, at least three or four concussions. No bullshit. Yeah. No, at least three I can tell you, you know, specifically. You were a beast. No. No, I just used my head a lot. I have CTE, damn it. Speaking of beast, did you see, It's too real to me. Huh? Did you see Beast Mode interviewed? Yeah, he went off and on. He said he, someone didn't want him to be the, first of all, please don't refer to him as Beast Mode. No, did you see him over in Turkey? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said he expected to get the ball, whatever. He expected to get the ball. He said somebody didn't want him to be the face of the United States or something like that. Ah, yeah. He's citing conspiracy theories saying that somebody didn't want him to be the hero. He is, he is not bright. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. Smoking that hemp. But he's going to make $10 million a year, you know, and he's just a, he's terrible as far as, for the children, you know, I don't like to play that card, but you know, like bad influence. That dude's fucking terrible. Grabbing his nuts. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know. He was funny on Conan though. He was funny on Conan with Gronkowski. Mm-hmm. But still, they're just going to make $10 million a year. It's because of the league. You have to do that bullshit. You have to make those interviews because it's all part of the fucking marketing machine. Yeah. It's why they're making that money because of doing it. I don't know if you've read any of the articles about the combine. Oh, the combine's the worst thing too. But how they just run, these packs of media just run from player to player and interviewing these guys. I don't know. What do I know? What do you think is going to go first? What do I know? Winston. Even though I did, last week I talked about, I just think even with all the baggage, I think he's the most pro quarterback out there. I like Mariota a lot too, but I don't think Mariota's going to go one. I like him too. But Winston, dude, he's going to be good. He's too good not to be good. Yeah. Of course, you could probably rewind last year. I probably said the same exact thing about Johnny Manziel, but I think Winston's more pro ready. Is Manziel out of rehab? Who? I don't think so. Who? Who? Who? Who? Johnny who? He's done, right? You don't think he's... Here's Johnny! Manziel. Sorry, can't go one week without mentioning. You're tuned in. I don't think he's what? Do you think he's done? Hard yards radio. No, I think he's going to find a way to get on somewhere and play at some point. All right. I'm not throwing in the towel yet because anybody who fucking still talks about him still raves about him. Like Kyle Shanahan, you thought he was going to... Shit on him when he left. Shit on him when he left. He didn't. He said he thought he still had a chance to be really good. That's cool. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying, that's cool. You see, they're going to try to make the rosters up to 55. That would help. They should. They should go 60. Fuck it. Then you can see a guy like Tim Tebow on the sideline. We need Tim Tebow on the sideline, TJ. It's 53 men and then eight and minus eight on game day, right? Game day, they whittle it down to what? 47? Yeah. I think it's 45. Is it 45? Yeah, I think it is 45. They whittle it down. Yeah, and also the big news, I don't know if you've been following. You know, you just ding. That wasn't mine. That wasn't me. What is that supposed to mean? You're pulling me off, yanking me. 15 yards, they're trying to make a 15 yard penalty for defensive pass interference. I like that, but I just think, why don't you just make it reviewable instead? That's the newest thing they're talking about today, making it 50. I've been rallying for that for years. It's just too much of a penalty. The guy throws a fucking 50 yard bomb and there's a debatable pass interference call and get the ball. That's just a dumb fucking rule. I like that. I like that. 15 yards you're saying? Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah, what the fuck? It's just the reward for that is way too much. Yeah, you're right. Judgment calls. Yeah. Judgment calls. Yeah. It's not like a personal foul. Like, that shit's on the football. Yeah. Something like that. 30 days ago today, Patriots won the Super Bowl. It doesn't time to fucking fly, kid. Yes and no. Yes and no. I know, it's weird. Within a week, you'd be like, wow, it felt like it was years ago, but if you start talking months, it feels like it's days ago. Yeah, that's crazy. That one though, fuck man, that still has, a positive feeling resonated in me more than any of the other Super Bowls. I agree. I wanted that one more than anything and I'm fucking, I'm still glowing. And just the way it happened too. It's the way it happened. Fucking Seattle was just so contemptible. Oh, fuck. When you, like the, the Packers-Cowboys game, when Dez caught that catch, I was high as a kite. And then you go about three minutes through that review and then the reality sets in, it wasn't a catch. So it's like a three minute window of up and down, but that fucking Super Bowl, those guys, those two players was like, so condensed, so low and so high, not much in between, just bam. I was, I barely even saw the fucking interception because I had like, marched into a bedroom. You assaulted. Yeah, and I like, right when I came out, I was like, what the fuck? You're the one fucking busting me for shedding a few tears, man. I don't know, I don't think I cried. I didn't cry. I didn't cry. I wouldn't, I, if I was, oh, right on cue. Good Lord. Where, so where, by the way, where did, where did you watch it? By myself, in my living room. How many beers? 18. Someone give that baby some whiskey. 18 beers through the course of the day. I wanted to wait. What time did you start, around noon? No, probably around two. I just couldn't take the pregame anymore. Seriously, I wanted to fucking drink cyanide. Oh, it was brutal. You cracked your first beer at two? Yeah. And you drank 18? I drank 18. Rad. Stopped. I mean, it's not that much. I mean, it is, it's a lot, but it's not alcoholic. Stopped. That's very strong. Thank you. That's a lot of beer. Thank you. That's you drinking until probably midnight, right? How many beers in before you broke the seal? Eight. I don't know. I don't keep track of that shit. Come on. I just pissed myself. I just sat right in that shit and pissed myself. You puke on yourself. You puke on yourself, so why not piss on yourself too, you know? After the 18 shot, he started getting on his resume. That's a cheap shot, CJ, you know it. You didn't even bother, you didn't even bother with adult diapers or anything? He just peed right in there. No, but I, no, I really did, what I do though in the middle of the game is I rip my fucking shorts clean off me. What? I had, I had the khaki shorts and there was a hole in them. What kind of shorts? Khaki. Khaki shorts? My two khaki? What the fuck? Khaki. Khaki. Fucking khaki. Khaki. I got khaki shorts on. Anyway, in the middle of the game, I was so frustrated to get back to my story like I am now. I fucking just ripped them like Hulk Hogan style, clean off my fucking buttocks. Like, I'm like, what is Maximus? And then you sat back down in a chair in your underwear. I sat in a chair in my underwear and watched the rest of the fucking game with my wet underwear. Did you have a cooler next to your couch or did you have to get up and get your beer in the fridge? I got up and got my beers. Did you get two at a time or one at a time? I got up and got my beers, damn it. Did you get two at a time or one? One. What kind of savage do you think I am? I mean. The fuck? Did you call your house right after they won? I did. In a drunken fucking haze. Yeah, everyone's fired up. You know, my old man, he's done this all for years now. He records the games and then he's like a quarter and a half behind. I'm like, what the fuck? Every time, dad, you know what I mean? The Super Bowl? No, he was live on that one. Yeah, you didn't spoil it for him. No, forget it. I'm like, I'm spoiling it. That was just the most amazing ending in the history of fucking Super Bowl. Spoiler alert coming. Oh yeah, I'm still buzzing with that and I think Brady's got four or five more years left in him while I was reading this article. How old is he? He's 38, but he's in really good shape. If you read this article, they're not going to be able to keep all their DBs. They're going to lose at least two of them. They're going to lose Revis and or McCourty. It's next man up with those guys, right? I guess, but Revis was a huge difference maker for them this year. Dude, I'll show you pictures of my phone. So, remember with that? Of Michael Sam, naked. No, no, but he's going to be on Dancing with the Stars and that guy's, I know you got to get paid somehow, probably makes a couple hundred grand going on it, but dude, just fucking, if you want to be a football player, stick to being a football player. At least, you know, that Dancing with the Stars shit will be there in 10 years. Nah, he's, no, he's got to strike with the irons hot. They're going to say Michael Sam, who he's got to get some kind of like hosting some show, gay boy show. Something you'd be on. What? If you were a football guy, if Sam was on your radar and he goes to do this Dancing with the Stars, you'd drop him off? I don't think he's on anybody's radar. Why would they want him? They can get guys, especially as the years go by, they can get guys just as talented with no headache. You knew that was going to happen after a while. Is that the color commentator that's going back to play quarterback where he's been training with the Miami Dolphins quarterback coach? No. Michael Sam's a gay guy, the defensive end. Oh. No. You talking about Tim Tebow? Yeah, no, not Tebow. Vince Young? Yeah. Vince Young's going to be at the- He's been on the air. At the veterans. I want to see that. I want to see that. What do you think? Are they going to make those guys do the 40s and all those jumps? Because you've got to imagine no one, Vince Young can't do that shit now. No. Remotely as good as Mariotta in them. No, not as good as Mariotta. Mariotta. I don't think Mariotta. Mariotta. I bet you Vince Young can still fucking cook, though, man. Yeah, maybe. You know, I'm sure he's running at least a 4.7. He's a fucking freak. At least he shows up completely out of shape. That'd be awesome, a bunch of dudes to show up, you know, fucking smoking the sideline and shit. It won't happen like that anymore. You know what I wanted to say to you? I'd gone hiking with my dogs quite a bit in this one area and, you look down at all these huge, huge homes and a bunch of people like that's Tom Brady's house. You know, I remember he built that big ass house with the moat around it and all that shit. Santa Monica? Yeah, like right off Santa Monica nearby, but it's, you know, one of those $50 million homes, all that shit. And it's in this really secluded area. Well, the other day, I go on this other side of this ridge and I'm kind of walking and I'm walking and all of a sudden you just fucking pop out over his house and he doesn't live there anymore. He sold it like Dr. Dre, but think about Tom Brady being the quarterback or living in this neighborhood. It's just, or just how big these fucking homes are. You really want to say, what do I do for a living? What the fuck are these guys doing? Oh, listen to you, kid. You make fucking more money in a month than I make in three. We're talking about like $50 million houses and you're like, God, Tom Brady, how relatable is he to Malcolm Butler or anyone on the team? But it's just, it's amazing that the guy went from a six-ton draft pick to, you know, living in that house. It's fucking incredible. Sha-la-la-la. Yeah, he's amazing. It's a beautiful world we live in. He keeps himself in good shape, unlike Josh Hamilton. Oh. He got busted again for doing toots, didn't he? It's hard though, man. What? No, it's not, I don't really blame fucking that guy at all to be honest with you. Angels, why would you give a guy who took four years of his career off because he had fucking heroin problems and give him $25 million a year? Are you fucking insane? Yeah. That's the worst contract. And he's not going to relapse with all that money. That's the worst contract in the history of fucking pro sports. Yeah. That money's guaranteed What would they say that's going to happen with him? Are they haven't decided yet? They're saying minimum 25 game suspension. And what, if he's doing that shit off season, what's the problem? Am I missing something here or is this kind of part of the deal? You can't be on drugs? Yeah, guys end up. He's probably got something in his contract. Just hold it together for a couple years, man. Yeah. And do fucking go on a bender with that money. Yeah. Just keep it together, dude. Amen. I don't, yeah, really. It's fucking cocaine too. Jesus Christ. It's a hell of a drug. Yeah, but it's. Well, you know, honestly, I don't really like cocaine, but I do like the smell of it. Hey. Hey. What is going to happen? Ingles, give us some kind of inside information. What's going to happen with this frigging LA stadium? Who's going to come? Who's building the stadium? You don't have much time. Give it a straight. It's a tough call. I mean, as I know you've read in the papers over the years, you think some, or they always say somebody's going to come, but I would bet. Oh, they're coming. Someone's coming in the next two years. I would bet just on, because I know San Diego. San Diego will hopefully get something done downtown and the Rams will be out here. I don't think that, I don't think LA wants the Raiders down here. Like the NFL. Yeah. Does not want the Raiders. You got to rebrand and start that. Yeah. This whole fucking market would be shit with Raiders around it. I mean, you can't get the, you can't get the sponsor. I really don't think so. No, the people don't want to be that drive that money. I don't think really want to be affiliated with the Raiders. Affiliated with the Raiders. Yep. You said the Raiders are the only team in the NFL that won't put the gold around there. Yeah. So for the 50th anniversary, um, I'm not sure that's going to be worn. I think you can really wear it anytime during the year. It's not going to be on the sidelines, but it'll be fan, fan gear. Yeah. But the Raiders won't do it, which is, I guess they're right. Silver and black. You don't want gold in there. Yeah. I appreciate the Raiders. We need the Raiders. I think it's going to be the Rams. Although, see, they came out with this big study saying that the stadium in Inglewood would be a terrorist, a hotbed. Every fucking stadium would be. You can crash a plane in there anywhere. Yeah. Right. Right. Just because it's close to the airport. What was that? I mean, I guess in theory that makes sense. But what, I mean, do you think the two team thing makes any sense at all? No, not at all. I think it's dumb. You want one team here to kind of take control of it. You don't want, you know, let the Rams build a stadium there and move, move into Inglewood and be the LA Rams again and everything will be all right. I wouldn't like them though. Yeah. I'd pull for them. I'd go to games. What the hell? Yeah. I mean, I think it'd be a pretty good experience. I don't know really where the best place for a state and be Carson's not exactly lovable. Downtown, I think would make, for me, and what I would want to do would be downtown, but out by where you guys at City of Industry looked pretty like futuristic, but fucking, but it sounds like a lot of the people with the money that do the boxes and do the corporate stuff all live, you know, on this side of LA, they're not going to be driving all the way. The city of, well, it's not that far, but yeah, I agree. You got Orange County though. Yeah. Right down the street from the industry. You got any, then maybe, maybe Carson would be the best. I mean, that'd be right, I think industry would be the best spot, but that seems, then you got all the old money in Pasadena, all those people, Arcadia, even where I live. Actually, you're right. Half of Hollywood is owned by this lady that lives up the street from me. Glendora? Rebell, yes. Yeah. Oh, dude, someone's stuck with Michael Rebell. That's the thing, is all the new school East Coast people live over there and all the old school people live where I live. Oh, there's plenty of fucking heads. There's plenty of money. I think you're foolish, but I think that City of Industry project is dead as a fucking fart. I think it's over. I don't think they're doing anything with it at all because the Asians, well, you know what? To be honest with you, that's right where Walnut High School is right there. That'd be good for you then. But it's not happening. That whole area is predominantly Asian, like five or six different Asian communities. Right, and they fought like hell to get it, they fought like hell to get it beat down. Yeah. And this is the fucking community I'm trying to go build a football team in. Yeah, well, you know, you could be responsible for, what a dummy, turning on a whole community to... Cronky owns that land, he's got the team. It's hard to see him not getting in. And especially how fast Inglewood's like pushing this shit through. Oh, yeah. Like everybody in Inglewood is already excited about their housing value fucking going sky high. Yeah, and they've already broke ground on some of it, right? Yeah, I think that Raider Charger story was just a nice Friday morning fucking because everybody jumped on that. Well, I heard someone talking about that St. Louis came here for the Rams, and they're like, St. Louis still wants a football team, and they're going to build or do something with their stadium. For Oakland, the St. Louis Raiders? And move the Oakland and change the name. Boy, that one, no, I think, the Raiders still have a huge following. Huge. I know. You know, even though these teams don't want them, I think San Antonio would fucking love to have the Raiders. Oh, yeah. You know, I think St. Louis, if the Raiders had to move, call them the St. Louis Raiders, who cares? It's not like, shit, they still call the Lakers the Lakers, no fucking lakes in LA. It's so bad. Lakers are terrible. Celtics are freaking terrible, too. We don't want to talk about basketball. We only have two minutes left. Tell me something good. CJ, tell me something good. Okay, my philosophy. Okay. Cue the music. Have a good time all the time, man. Administration. The head coach must maintain an open line of communication with administration and enforce all school policies. This is true. I agree. We must work together and maintain a positive relationship to ensure success. Chain of command is important and must be followed. Aaron Hernandez, is he getting out? No way. No way. What are you talking about? You say they had video of him freaking getting lifted right before the... I saw him dancing. I guess his buddy had a towel on his neck and that's what someone recognized. And they found it at the death scene, didn't they? Or, yeah, well, they have video of them buying something at like the Christie's or 7-Eleven. The bubble gum. Yeah. I'm confused. They haven't said who shot him yet. They don't know if it was in the history. And is Aaron Hernandez trying to say he wasn't there or that he didn't kill him? I know it's kind of two different things, but it may be the same. I think he's saying that he didn't kill him and they're just trying to create a doubt on who killed him. Yeah. So they'll say, no, not reasonable conclusion that he actually did it because I don't... Yeah, but... I don't think he's going away for life. I think he's getting out at some point. Yeah, I agree on that. But, dude, then he's fucking in there and he's got these firearm charges and he's got the two other guys that he killed. I mean, he's... As a football player, I would think maybe he could beat this and come back at some point. I don't know if he got off, but now he's got the... He killed those Cape Verdean guys. Yeah, the other one. I mean, so it's... I don't know. You're going to catch him with something. Yeah. His career is... He's going to be tied up for minimum 10 years and... And it's weird, too. He's still like 23. Yeah. He's still like really young. Hernandez? He's no older than 25. Yeah. He was the youngest guy in the NFL. History. I think he was the history of the NFL, wasn't it? He went to college when he was 17. Yeah. Yeah. And when he went into the draft, he was 19. Yep. He went to the draft. Jesus Christ. All right, where do we have for time? Are we just about done? One minute. One moment. I'll leave you with this. I'm sick of the Gronkowski family. I am, too. I'm sick of the old man. I'm sick of Gordon. The brother's leeching on him. Get a goddamn life. The potty fucking house. I love you guys, but Jesus. No, it's going to be even worse is when, you know, two, three years from now, he gets married and he's going to fucking pop out a kid and he's going to tell you how much he changed and frigging, you know, Hannah Storm and someone's going to be talking to him. He's like, I'm just a changed man now that I have a father. My children. You're like, you fucking, you're still a punk. Yep. I didn't have a player, though. Yeah. I'm glad the Patriots have him. Hey, you guys gone on double dates yet, you two? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, we deserve it. Did you meet your chick on Match.com, too? We deserve it. No, no, no. Hey. I've known her since crazy. How dare you? You're stepping over the line. No, no. That's the way of the world, Match.com. Yep. It is the way of the world. Actually, I prefer JDate. Yeah, and what about FarmersOnly.com? Fucking advertising budget is deep. Our time. You don't have to be lonely at FarmersOnly.com. That's it. We'll leave you at that. We got to get out of here. I'm starting to sweat. All right. We'll see you next week. Later. Ah! Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times. They can be fucking with other niggas' shit, but they can't be fucking with mine. I was blazing the hook.