Missed flight hookup, food play, and virtual sex talk

I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die Surrender to the force that lies within I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die Oh, no you don't. Maybe you do. I don't know. I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. Welcome to the show. Happy Monday to you. I just got off an airplane. Yeah, I've got to hear all about it. We didn't get a chance to talk about Canada. Well, we've got I'm Ginger Lynn with Stevie. Miss Nina Hartley, MIA. We don't know where she is right now, but I'm sure she'll show up. She's probably off either sucking a dick or eating a pussy. That would be my guess. Oh, she has all the fun. No, she doesn't. No? No. Okay. Oh, we're about to find out. Okay, so I don't even know where to start. I'm going to start at the end because the reason I got home this morning, at 11 instead of last night at midnight, is because I missed my plane. That's never fun. Well, no, but the thing is, I was watching it go. I was sitting there. We were at the, our gate was right next to the bar. And so there's this girl that I met the first day. I'll start with that, who is really fucking hot. And she's, I can't say her name. She's a, she's an actress. And she's gorgeous. She's in a lot of movies. She's going to be coming on the show. So it'll be out by then anyway. She'll figure it out that I talked that it was her. But anyway, so the first day that we go to the convention, I was at the Shockstock Convention up in London, Ontario, Canada. I meet this really hot Italian girl. She's got big brown eyes and beautiful full lips and this hot fucking rocking body. And I'm flirting with her, but nothing happens. It ends up that between she and I, because we both just went in different directions for the weekend. We'll put it that way. So now we're at the airport. We're on the same flight together coming home and we're sitting in the bar and we're looking at our gate, which initially when we sat down, there was no plane there. And I order a martini. She has a glass of wine. Nick is there. He's drinking a beer and we're watching, you know, the plane pull up. Now it parks in the spot and we're like, okay, well there's our plane. They start to take the luggage off. And I figured, well, we've got some time if they're just taking the luggage off because it was delayed anyway because of the weather. So I'm sitting there flirting with this girl. I'm hitting on her. And. We order a second round of drinks. And the next thing I know, I'm watching the plane back up or the gate back up and my plane is moving and we're sitting. I mean, we're probably 20 feet away from the nose of the plane. We're right there. And because I'm trying to get laid by this girl, I entirely missed my plane trip. I've missed one plane in my entire life. So we decided and we're in Chicago now because we had a connecting flight. So I'm from Rockford, Illinois. And I know that's Chicago. And I know that Chicago has an airport hotel in it. So I said, well, we'll get two rooms. She goes, no, let's just get one room. Okay. I'm liking the direction this is going. And so we go to the bar there and we're getting louder and louder and more obnoxious and we're kissing and we're making out in the bar. And the next thing we know, we're up in the room and she's having phone sex with her boyfriend. Now, this is the boyfriend she just met. She's got her husband here in L.A. But she's got the boyfriend that she met. And she's got a boyfriend up in Canada. So she's on the phone with him. And I just start eating her pussy while she's on the phone with him having phone sex with him. I thought, I'm going to be a helper. Look at me. I'm going in. I'm diving in. She had the most beautiful, beautiful pussy. And I used some of Nina Hartley's moves. Nina's taught me some really good pussy licking moves. Like the one where you put your fingers not on the hood of the clit but above the clit where you can feel the base of the clit. It goes up into your body. About four inches. But if you just go above where the hood is and you take your thumb and your forefinger, kind of the knuckle part. So I don't know how to describe how I'm doing that. But you take your thumb to the outside of your forefinger. And you take the clit and you tug on it. And basically, it's like a little cock that you're tugging on. And so I used some of those moves. And so I ate her pussy. And then I ran back over to my bed. And then she ate my pussy. Then I went back over to my bed and did Nick while she was laying there talking to her boyfriend. And then I went back and licked her pussy again. So basically, I've been up all night licking pussy and getting fucked. And I missed my plane because I wanted a piece of ass. There you go. All right. That sounds like a good way to miss the plane. I mean, I missed the plane once because we were getting Starbucks. No. Yes, yes. Stopped for Starbucks at LAX and then watched the plane back up just like that. Oh, and they're such assholes. They will not turn that plane around. They didn't have to turn it around. All they had to do is put the gate back where it was. We were right there. Yeah, we had to get it done. And then it took like 14 hours or something to get to Acapulco where it could have just been like so fast. But we had to get another flight, pay again, and then go. You had to pay again? You had to pay again. I didn't even, well, yeah. No. Had to pay again. We didn't have to pay again. We did. No. We just, you know, missed our, because it was a connecting flight. I think if it had been a real flight. If it had been a regular flight, we probably would have been in trouble. If it had been the first leg of a flight. Oh, okay. You know, then it would have been a problem. But because it was connecting, maybe that's why. They didn't pay for a hotel or anything though. We did, but it was worth it. Sounds like it. You had a great time. I mean, what else happened? Well, okay. So we got there Thursday night. The show started Friday. And Friday night, I was sitting next to, Sid Haig was on my right side. And on the left side, did you ever see the human centipede? I haven't seen it. But I've heard all about it. Anybody, Scott, have you seen the human centipede? You have? No, Jenny hasn't. Well, have you seen part two? No. Part two is there's this guy who is crazy. And he knows about the human centipede that was made before. And he's a doctor. Well, he's not really a doctor. He thinks he is. Yes. And he's got the big bug eyes, the short little guy. Lawrence is his name. He was on my other side. So I sat next to the human centipede guy. We had a party. We had parties every fucking night. They had this giant suite that they rented out, like the honeymoon suite or the presidential suite or whatever the biggest suite in the hotel is. And that was our party room. And so there were always people and always something going on. Thursday night, we just went to the party and got drunk. Friday night, I did the show. And like I said, I'm sitting next to Sid Haig. Well, I don't know if anybody's familiar with Captain Spaulding from House of a Thousand Corpses or the Devil's Rejects. That's who Sid Haig is, the clown with the red, white, and blue hat. Well, there's this little, tiny, sexy, hot fucking girl with long brown, red, brown hair that comes in dressed up as Captain Spaulding. She's got the full makeup. She's got the hat. She's got the little shorts on. She's fucking so sexy. And she comes over to me and she's like my biggest fan in the world. And so I said to her, well, I'll take you home then tonight. And she said, okay. But her boyfriend was there. And I said, well, what'll happen then is, you know, I said, I don't do anything without my man. She goes, oh, well, we're swingers. And I said, well, we're not swingers. I will sleep with you and you will sleep with Nick, but your boyfriend, he won't do anything. I'm just telling you, she was like 22 years old. So I was able just to tell her, this is what you're going to do if you're going to do it or not. And she's like, okay. So I finished the convention. She goes home and she comes back. And I'm kind of hoping that she'll come back still as Captain Spaulding. Because I'm thinking in a creepy way, actually fucking a clown would be kind of hot. Don't you think it would be kind of hot? I would go for it, definitely. I have a friend who would have a heart attack. She saw a clown and had a mild heart attack. She had like a fear. She really had a mild heart attack from seeing a clown? Yes. And I had actually taken her to a party once and this guy named Count Smokula came. Do you know him with the accordion and he smokes? I don't know. I don't know Count Smokula. Where would I know Count Smokula from, Stevie? He did the conventions. He would dress up in the kabuki makeup, the white face and the red lips and the blue eyeshadow. He looked like drill team, like a boy that was doing drill team makeup. Yeah. But like kabuki-ish. Kabuki-ish. And she flipped out. And she was like, we have to leave this party. She's like, I can't, I can't. There's a clown. There's a clown. There's a fucking clown. A lot of people have a big fear of clowns. But she didn't come. Did she come up in her clown makeup? No, she came up regular, but she was so cute. She was 22 and her boyfriend was 23, I think. And so they get to my room and I don't really want to waste any time. No, wait, did we go to the party first? No, we didn't. They came to my room and we were going to go up because there was a party up in the suite. And instead, I just found myself pulling her skirt up, pulling her panties to the side and going down on this 22-year-old girl. And I felt like such a perv, but it was so fucking hot. And she says to me, when I start to lick her pussy, no one, I've never been with a girl before. And I'm thinking, so she, how are you a swinger if you've never been with a girl before? Maybe they were newly swingers. I think they just started that night. That night, yeah. It sounded good. Maybe they were swing dancers. Yeah, maybe that was it. Because as far as I've known swingers to be, they usually swap with other comedians. Couples, you swap partners. Oh, you have to put your keys, is it where you put all your keys in the hat and whoever pulls the keys out swaps with that couple or something? No, I've just been to swing parties and everybody just kind of, if you find another couple, it's usually the couples, two couples will fool around. Unless, of course, you're like the unicorn, like my friend Christy Cannon, she'll go to a swing party with a friend of hers and they just kind of split up and they keep their eyes on each other the whole time, but they just fuck other people. Okay. She doesn't do very many girls at the swing parties. I've only been to one and I couldn't go through with it. I got there and the whole bottom floor of the swing party was, it was a dance club and there was a bar and people were dancing and people were drinking and it was really, it was nice and it was fun. Hot chicks, hot people everywhere. And then I went upstairs and that's where all the action takes place. Well, let me get back to the girl in a second. So anyway, I went upstairs and I was like, at the swing party that I did go to, I went upstairs and there was this really tall, really, really, really skinny guy. And he was with this really, really, really, really, how do I say this politically correct, in a political correct way. Okay. I've been with BBWs. I've been with Kelly Shabari. I have no problem with it. This woman was obese and so much so that the guy that she was with, we stood there in the doorway watching and he took his forearms and it took one arm and then the second arm to pull the roll of fat up to find her pussy. That's how, I mean, this woman was probably in excess of 500 pounds. Oh, she's morbidly obese. Yes. Okay. Yes. No, she was huge. And they invited us in and I was just, I, you know, the problem with couples, a lot of times, most of the time is they're not usually both the type that you're looking for. Let's say that we, I had a couple that we were both, that I liked the, I don't do other guys, but if I did, it would be that I liked the guy and he didn't like the girl or I liked the girl and he didn't like the guy. You know, there's always something weird about it. So I'm, I've never been, I don't get the whole swinging thing. Not that I, I think it's fantastic. I just don't know how to do it. Well, I met a, I've met swingers once. There was a musician in town. He was really cute and he had this really cute girlfriend, but you know, he wanted to play, but he was, he was into smells. He kept wanting to smell my feet and I was like, I was like, I don't really want to do that. That's not going to turn me on. And then he wanted to lick my feet and then he wanted to try to kiss me and I was like, I was too new to it. It was like, I just thought, I don't know if I can do that. You meet the most interesting people, Stevie. They were fun. He used to walk around naked though on, this was up towards Oakview. It was in Oakview. Outside? Going towards Ojai. No, he would walk around the house naked and you know, and it was, it was okay, but Teddy, he wanted me to mess around with Ted. Well, oh God, I said a name, but no one's going to know who Teddy is. That's true. Nobody will know. Teddy! Teddy! Teddy! So shout out to you. What did he do? But I just wouldn't, I wouldn't go there. I just wouldn't do it. Yeah. I brought watercolors over and we watercolored instead. Well, my night ended up, so I, we've got the cute little girl and I'm sitting on the sofa. She's, okay, there's a chair and then a sofa and her boyfriend's in the chair. She's on the sofa and her boyfriend's on the sofa. She's on the sofa. This is to him on the chair. I'm next to her and Nick is on my other side. So I, I pull her panties aside and I'm licking her pussy and I'm going at it and the poor thing, she's at one point, she says, I'm dizzy. I think I'm going to pass out. Dizzy? She had like the best orgasm ever. Okay. Yes. So I licked her pussy and then she wanted to go to the party because, you know, Sid and all of the other actors and all the other celebrities from, you know, the convention, this is our private party. So she went along with us and got to sit and meet and she got to hang out with Sid and have a good time and everybody did. And then we went back to our room. Now here's the plan. I feel, I feel really bad for Nick over the weekend because I got strange twice and he didn't get any because last night when I was trying to get the girl from last night to suck his dick, she was having, she was on the phone with her boyfriend so that didn't work out. This girl, I look up when I'm licking her pussy and she's holding hands with her boyfriend. It's so sweet. It's so, but I'm still going, I'm still thinking, all right, I'm still going to fuck this girl. So she's had her first girl and she'll never forget their first girl was Ginger Lynn and she had like the most amazing orgasm ever. So we go to the party. We hang out for about an hour to have a couple of drinks, go back to our room and I'm, I'm ready to go now. There's, there's, you know, there's enough of been just pussy looking that's time. So I get Nick's dick out, start sucking his dick and they come over, they walk up to the bed, both of them and she goes, I think we're going to go to the party and I'm like, go now. They just split like that? They left. Oh no. She didn't lick my pussy. No, she didn't join in with me and Nick. No, they weren't, they weren't swingers and they'd never done anything before and they, they just got scared. They were 20 something little babies that, you know. There you go. Yeah. At 20. That's it. Although at 21, I was making porn and doing it in the butt. So on the elevator, she did say that, I asked her if she had a good time and she said, well, I did like something about, she did like boys, but she was now thinking that she was going to have to switch. She's just going to be exclusively in the girls now? I think I've ruined her for life. Oh no. I have absolutely ruined her for life. What was your weekend like? Give us a call at 1-800-893-9562. I'm Ginger Lynn with Stevie. Now, Stevie. Yes. How was your sexual weekend? It wasn't really, it didn't happen. You know, I, I got out, you know, I stayed downtown. I was supposed to go, go do. Downtown LA or downtown where you live? Downtown LA. Yeah. Oh, you did stay downtown. I did stay downtown because I was supposed to, actually I had three things kind of lined up. There was supposed to be the threesome and there was a threesome in Studio City and then there was another guy. Where did you stay downtown? Oh no, I didn't stay here. I walked around. Oh, I thought you said you stayed downtown like you stayed here. No, I stayed here until about nine. So you walked around because you had, you, you use Grindr. Yeah, I put Grindr. Grindr on. And you were looking for somebody in this area because you were already here. Yeah, I was like, I'm curious who's downtown. So there was one guy who was like, oh, I want to talk so bad and I was like, all right. And so, but he just never, he just wanted to talk about it. So I was like, whatever. So then I walked around, I got some food. How do you know, did you meet him or? I never met him, but he was still on. So he just wanted to talk about it on Grindr. Yeah, it was more into that. So it does sexting and I was like, I'm not going to sit here and talk about it. Just show up. Just actually get in there and have the action happen. let's go, let's do this. And you know, he's like, I can't host. I'm like, I can find a place. You know, I'll get creative. We'll find a place. And so, anyways, I had, there was one in student city. Downtown, what are you thinking that you're going to? Oh, there's lots of nooks and crannies down here, but I'm used to, you know, like I'm used to being next to the dumpster. I'm used to being in the little cove over here. I'm used to being, you know, behind a bush. I'm used to being, wherever, in a, in the stairwell of a building, on the roof of a building. You know, you just get creative. You find a nice, quiet spot. Not everybody gets creative like you do, Stevie. Oh, I get creative. Yeah, you do. Much more so than most people. Now, I thought I was creative until I met you. Oh, well, you know, it's like, the reason I have to get creative is because, you know, guys are only, it's like when I was, when I used to strip through this company. Right. A friend of mine got me involved. And when, you know, you've been working all day, you've been sweating, and a guy wants you to come over and dance for him. You want to kind of get, you know, washed off. Sure. And get ready so you don't give them a bad show. Right. And by the time I would jump in the shower, just a quick jump in the shower, get a towel, and dry off. They were done. They didn't want the show anymore. By the time I called them up and was going to book the show, they were just done. No, maybe next time. So, I've just learned with guys, when they're in the mood, when they're in the mood, it's then, and there. It's not five minutes from now. You know, so I'm ready enough to go. I'm like, okay, well, let's go. An hour from now, two hours from now, whatever, I'll meet you. But some of these guys are just in that moment. Do you think that a lot of them are married? Probably. They're probably, who knows, sneaking around. They've got something going on. you know, because if you've only got, you know, you need it right now, right, I get the horny part immediately, but, you know, guys, whether they want it right now or not, don't get it right now when they want it all the time. Girls, if we want to get laid, right, I just had a brain fart. Jenny, I'm so, oh my God. Jenny, I'm looking at you and I'm going, I love you, Jenny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But what was that? What was I just asking Jenny? We're talking about in the mood, when they want it, they're married. Now, you know what it's like. It's a lot different being a girl than it is being a guy because if you want sex, has there ever been an occasion where you couldn't get sex when you wanted it? No. No. It's because you're a beautiful woman. You've got sex appeal. You've got the whole thing going on. Now, Andy, is it different for you? Do you get sex? Can you get it anytime you want it? I mean, you're a good looking guy. Is it as easy for you as it is for Jenny? Theoretically, yeah, but not in practice. Scott is a new member to our team. Scott, what's your theory on this? Yeah, I think it's kind of, it's harder for a guy. Definitely. There are like girls I obviously want to have sex with. There's actually a girl I want to have sex with right now. Right this moment? She, I don't know. I don't think she knows what she wants because one day she's hot and we're ready to go and the other day she's like, eh, whatever. See ya. Now, do you find that in your experience when you want sex, let's say that you had a hard-on right now and you really want to do it, you wanted to fuck and if you didn't get to fuck right now that in an hour you wouldn't want to anymore? Or do you think that's more of a gay thing? No, I'd still want to fuck. You'd still want to fuck in an hour. I think it's a gay thing, Stevie. Oh my gosh. Or a married thing. It's so strange. And you're married and you've got other obligations and you're going to get bussed and you're going to get caught so you've got five minutes and you need to do it right now, right here and can you host? Usually, if you ask if you can host, it means you don't have a place. Okay? Which means that you don't want somebody to come over. You don't want them to come over. So, I'm thinking a lot of the guys that are on Grindr are probably married men who only have the right amount of time because I don't think that it's true that men, if they don't get it right when they want it, they don't want it later because they would never get laid. It's so weird. Men have to take it when they get it. Sorry guys, don't mean to be bitchy about it but it's true. I had the deja vu. I ended up at this hotel. I went to the hotel. Somebody contacted me in Ventura. Oh, this is the same night? No, this was the, this was the next day. Okay, so you didn't get laid with the guy from downtown? No, I stayed down. I went to the, there's a huge bookstore called like the last bookstore so I went there and looked through the records and went through their books and just had a great time. I had a shawarma. I don't know if I'm saying it right but I went and got some Middle Eastern food. Oh, it's a food. Yeah. I thought you were going to say some Middle Eastern dick. No, no, no, no. It's a shawarma. I got the shawarma but I, the next day I ended up at this hotel. Can you get a shot for that? Hopefully. It's a big horse pill and two shots without lidocaine but we ended up going to, or I ended up going to this room and it was really, I wasn't attracted to the guy but I went anyways because I'm trying to open up my, you know, I don't want to have a type so I'm trying to have sex with everything under the sun, every type of person under the sun, every shape, size, color, everything. You just want to experience life to its fullest. Yes, and I want to get past being like, I don't want to just judge somebody so I want to see if I have fun with them not based on if I'm turned on right away. I want to find out who they are. How much time do you spend with these people? Oh, this one, I probably spent about 10 minutes with. Okay, so was that long enough to get to know him? It wasn't long enough to really get to know him. It was long enough for me to take my shirt off, kind of get my pants off and then, you know, it's going to take me like an hour before I get there, sometimes two hours. He was done in 10 minutes. It takes you an hour to two hours to come? It takes me that long. I mean, I had my first. Are you not turned on? Yeah, that necrophiliac experience the other day. What? Yeah. The necrophiliac. Remember? I told you about the necrophiliac experience I had. No, I don't remember that. Oh, gosh. Did you tell me? I did. I told you. Tell me again. I was with this guy and we were having sex and he fell asleep. Oh, you did tell me that. And it was like having sex with him. The dead person. Okay, so he had narcolepsy and you were, it was like having sex like being a narcoleptic. Okay, I always get those two mixed up and I'm going, wait a minute, was he dead or did he fall asleep? I don't understand. The only difference between him and a dead person was he snored. He fell asleep that quickly, that fast? It was about after an hour he fell asleep. While you were still fucking? Yes. Oh, that's right and you kept fucking. Yeah, I didn't know if I should stop because I thought now it has become, is this a felony? Wait, once somebody is no longer conscious and they can't consent to sex, do I have, I have to stop, right? But I was like, I kept going. I was like, this is interesting only because I have never had sex with somebody who was asleep. So I thought, well, this is a new one. I'll just go with it. So I did. What were you doing, Stevie? Were you sucking his dick? Were you getting fucked? Oh, I was fucking him. You were fucking him? Yeah. So was he at his belly? He was, on his belly and he was sleeping. I just went for it and I thought, okay. And I finally got there, but it was, it was nice because then I could just relax and I didn't have to worry about anything. I just thought, well, I'll just do what I want to do. You don't have to worry. Yeah, I don't have to worry about making things feel good or anything. So. You are so funny. Oh my God. Well, that wraps up our weekend adventures. We're going to be right back in just a minute. But before we go, I want to know when you're playing with your partner, when you're playing with your friend, when you're playing with your lover, do you like to play with toys? I do. And there are a lot of different toy companies out there. There are a lot of different toys. And one of them that I especially really like, this is called the Blingo. It's by the screamingo.com. And what it is, it's a cock ring that stretches and it's big enough and it's sturdy enough. And when I say big, I mean, it's a thick band that can go around the base of your cock. And then you could also put around your balls as well if you wanted a little more, a little more support there if you wanted things held in. It's got a great battery. It's very powerful. You can hear it right here. And let me tell you a little bit more about the Blingo. From the screamingo.com, it's fancy. It's blingy vibrating ring with a soft and subtle vibrating diamond. That's what's on the tip here. It's a big diamond and it's squishy. So that's what's going to hit the girl's clit or the girl's clit. Or it's just going to hit your belly or if you put it down around, it can go onto your balls. The stretchy erection ring helps him stay harder longer for more satisfying sex. Looks like bling, feels like bliss. Ladies love diamonds. You can give this to your girl. How cute would it be to give this as an engagement ring? It's the most memorable way ever to say I do. It's the Blingo. And nothing says engage like a ring, so why not try one on that vibrates? Check out my bling, baby. Go to the screaming O dot com. Pick up your very own bling-o and put some vibrating twist on your romantic traditions. Have a great time with that. I will be right back with Stevie. Here on Blame It on Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. to party with you all night long. You, me, and Ms. Radio Sapphire all together for a little bit of cookies and cream, a little bit of naughty and nice, a little bit of ginger and spice. We've got confessions, splashing. I bring in food. I sit in it. I put my pussy, plop it right down inside that food, mush it around, let you know how it feels. We've got a party in my panties every Friday night. We've got the weekend wrap-up, just the tip, celebrity gossip, dirty movies, and more with myself, Ginger Lynn, and Ms. Radio Sapphire. Join us on Fridays for cookies and cream. ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. The only reason I let her in my truck was because she fucking looked so good. And I was interested. Okay. You know, but if she just smelled good, I probably would have paid for that pussy. I really would have. Yeah. But, you know, everything's got to fit into place. It's just like when you go out to pick up somebody on Grindr. If you meet them and they're fucking not what you want, then you're not going to do them. Oh, I went through. I met one and I wasn't interested, but I'd already gone that far. Stevie finishes them off anyway because he feels bad. Yeah. I'm like, I can't just be rude. It's like you did not match your picture. I heard you talking about the guy who fell asleep. I can't believe that. He got a dick up his ass and he fell asleep? Yeah. I don't know what his story. I think he'd been up for a while, but it was funny. But it was a new experience, so I just went with it. I thought, okay. You gave him an hour's worth anyway, right? No, it was about three. Three hours. You fucked him for three hours while he was sleeping? Two. But the last. The last hour he woke up and then he blew me for an hour. I already came, so it took me a while to get there again, but I was like, all right, let's do it. You're a stud, dude. You're a stud. I couldn't fuck for three hours. I kind of know. I mean, I have. I've had marathon fucking sessions, but they don't happen as much anymore. There's family and people around. It's hard to do. And then when we travel, we get too tired. I'm working all day. I signed autographs for eight, nine hours a day. I don't want a three-hour session when I get home. Well, I don't want them either. Sometimes I just want to crank one out before I get in the shower. And it used to be five minutes. You know, five minutes at the max. I could get there maybe 10 minutes if it was a day. Now I'm sitting there for an hour and I'm looking at the clock and I'm like, I need to go. I got to get somewhere. And I just want to blow load so that I can just relax and get through the day. And you know what? You last an hour before you. If I'm aroused. It's 20 minutes, dude. The first one's gone. 20 minutes. And then at least a 30-minute refactoring while I play around and please my woman before I can even get started on the second one. The second one might take a bit longer. But, dude, an hour. Yeah. There was one guy I was with. He got me there. But it was really weird. He ended up. First, he turned me off so much because he was like, oh, you like that pussy. And I was like, oh, please don't call it a pussy. And he kept going. Yeah. He's like, tell me how much you like that pussy. And I was like, I didn't want to say it. So he goes, all right, I'm going to take the pussy away. And then you just said, I just started saying, I love that pussy. And I was grabbing. Oh, my gosh. I went crazy and I came right away. But it was so weird because as soon as he said he was going to take it away, I was like, oh, God, no, not right now. I think I'm cool. I mean, if I wasn't close, I am now. And then we just went for it. And I remember I told my friend, I was like, oh, my gosh, I got so turned on in that moment. And I don't know why, because I really wasn't until he said he was going to take it away. Stevie, I'm just wondering, how many bi-curious guys do you meet on Grindr? Is it all straight gay guys? No, I meet, well, the bi guys get really weird. I usually don't know unless they're like one of my girlfriend's boyfriends coming on to me. I didn't say bi guys. I'm talking bi-curious. Oh, the bi-curious. They do the inquire. They do the meeting. And then they back out because they're not willing to cross the line. A lot of them. Oh, that does happen a lot. Yeah, that happened on New Year's. Two New Year's ago, this guy went out and bought me drinks all night and hung out with me. And he kept telling me he wasn't gay. And then we sat in his SUV. And then I was sitting there and I was like, all right. He's like, all right, well, you know, it was nice meeting you. And I was like, okay. And he's like, what are you pouting about? You can't, you know, you made out like a bandit. And I was like, well, it's true. And he spent like about 300 bucks on drinks. Oh, wow. Yeah. And then he was just like. Did he say, what are you pouting about, really? Yeah, he's like, what are you pouting about? Because I was like, dude, I'd so do you right now. So do you feel like you lost an opportunity? Did you gain a friend? No, I never. You refused to be friends. Never saw him again. He approached me in the liquor store. I wasn't even going to go out on New Year's. But I walked into this liquor store to get some chocolate. And I had Cadbury eggs. So I picked up. I cannot walk by a Cadbury egg without buying one. Oh, you too, huh? Yeah. I picked one up. All right, I'm going to join in on that one. I am the same way. You like this? Yeah. He ended up asking me, where can I go? It's New Year's. And I was like, okay, I'm going to take. You can go to the Good Bar. I thought, I'll drop him off there. He'll meet a girl. And so he followed me there. And then I said, well, have fun. And he's like, you're not going? And I'm like, no. And he's like, why not? And I said, I'm going to go down the street. He goes, I'll go with you. And I said, well, you know what? I don't think you're going to want to go where I'm going. And he goes, why? Is it a gay bar? And I went, yeah. He goes, oh, I want to go. Because, you know, like the hottest chicks are at gay bars. So I was like. That is true. There are a lot of hot chicks at gay bars. A lot of them, yes. And I took him and we, you know. What did my brother call them? Fag hags? Fag hags? Yeah. I think so, yeah. He tried to pick up these two girls. But they weren't fag hags. They were like two girls together. Oh, it was a couple. Yeah. And one girl was talking to him. And the other one came in and just blocked it. So then I was like, I felt really bad. And I said, you know, let's get out of here. Let's go to a different bar. So I took him up to Bombay's. Because I thought, well, Bombay's is kind of an open crowd. You know, you'll get a big mix of all kinds of people. And we went in and there was nothing but really big girls by this time. I was like, oh, no. Because New Year's had happened. And, you know, he kept buying me drinks. But I don't really drink that much. So I kept spilling them out. Like every time he turned. I would pour the drinks out. And we ended up. I looked at him and I said, I'm sorry. I didn't know that there were going to be so many big, big girls here. I didn't. I'm sure you're in. I don't know what you're into. And he's like, yeah. So we went to another bar. And then that was it. And he just bought me drinks the whole time. And then he told me, you know, I'm not gay. I don't want to do anything. And I was like, okay. I'm like, I don't know why this guy even picked me up. And then we ended up. Yeah, that's got to be weird. Does that happen very often? It happens a lot. And he looked out the window and looked at this. This homeless woman. Get this. This is the kicker. He looks at this homeless woman walking by. And he's like, I'm so horny. I want to get my dick sucked. But I'm just like. Oh, my God. And he's like, she looks like she wants to suck a dick. And I was like, are you kidding me? Look at me. I look like I want to suck a dick. That proves to you that a dick has no conscience. Yeah. Yes. That's so true, Joey. So true. And look, Stevie, if you ever go to New Orleans, when you go down to New Orleans, down Bourbon Street, you go all the way down to St. Peter Street. Oh, yeah. Okay. And that's where Pat O'Brien's is on St. Peter. But on the very corner right there, they have a club called the Cat's Meow. The Cat's Meow. It is the best gay club on Bourbon Street because all the sexy strippers go there. From all up and down Bourbon Street, all the sexy strippers go down there because it is a female impersonator club. Oh. It's all guys that strip. You know, it's all... I've been there. You've been there? I've been there, yes. And it is the coolest fucking bar. It is amazing. I mean, you get such a diversified crowd in there. You get all kind of people from straight to bi-curious to gay to blown-out freaks. And it is a fantastic place to go late night. It's so much fun. I remember going there, and I didn't know, I thought it was just a strip club. I didn't know that it was guys at first. And then somebody... And I'm thinking, oh, okay. And somebody recognized me, so I got to go backstage and meet a bunch of the strippers. And, oh, I had the best time. And then somebody stole my wallet. Oh, no. It's so crazy the way that I found that place. There's a place called the Gold Mine that I used to go play in dart tournaments in. And we'd get drunk as shit on Jagermeister during the dart tournament. And I left out of the tournament one time and walked into that place. And ever since then, like 3 o'clock in the morning, that's the place to be. Yeah, it's the place to be. I wanted to go to Algiers or something like that. I had gone to New Orleans a couple times. The first time I went, I was just going to go by myself. And my dad was like, you can't go by yourself. And so he... How old were you? I was really... I don't remember. But I was just going to jump in the car and go. Just drive to New Orleans? Well, Algiers is on the West Bank. It's across the river. Yeah, they told me not to go across the river. So, of course, where did I want to go? Across the river. I live across the river. I've always lived across the river. I've never lived in a city. Never lived... I love New Orleans. And I remember they told me not to get off Bourbon Street, to only stay on Bourbon Street. And, of course, I was on every side street. I ended up sleeping in Jackson Square. Because everything... Jackson Square? I've slept there many times. There's a parking lot, yeah. So we just... We slept in Jackson Square in the car. I went to go to Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo, Chicken Man House of Voodoo, something like that. And... I wanted to see the cemeteries. And they were all... They were all locked up during Mardi Gras. But I'm walking with my dad. And as we're going down Bourbon Street, my dad points. And I'm, like, not out to him really yet. I'm kind of out. But he, like, has this amnesia and forgets that I'm gay every so... Like, whatever, every year. So, anyways, we're going. And he looks and he points at this place. And he goes, oh, look, Nuts to Buns. And I'm like, Nuts to Buns? What's he talking about? And I look up and it's, like, this gay bar. So... I walk with my dad. And I'm, like, you know, dad, I'm sure you're getting tired of hanging out with me. Why don't you go off and walk around, catch some jazz, and I'll go walk around myself and look around. And he's all, like, well, where are you going to go? And so I looked at him and I go, mmm... Nuts to Buns. Nuts to Buns. So he goes, I'll go with you. So now I'm... Oh, my... Yeah, I'm shitting myself. Because I'm, like, I'm going to a gay bar and my dad's coming with me. I don't know how... And I'm scared somebody's going to come on to my dad. And he's... He's going to flip out. So I'm, like, oh, God. So we go into this club. Your dad's a good-looking guy. And we ended up... Oh, gosh. So we end up... I'm dancing. I don't know. My dad disappears. I don't see him anywhere. And I'm looking around and I'm, like... I didn't know where he went. And this guy... Like, I can go to a gay bar and be invisible. This guy is, like, dancing on me all of a sudden. And I'm, like, oh, my God. I'm, like, dude, look, here's the story. This is a 411. My dad's somewhere in this bar. I don't know where he is. And... And... And I'm afraid somebody's going to come on to him. And he's never been in a gay bar before. So just be cool. And he's, like, oh, man, your dad's in a gay bar. He's just trying to be part of your life. You know? Just have fun. Just dance with me. And I'm, like, I can't right now. I've got to find out where he is. Because I have to make sure nobody's, like, making a move on him. And I'm, like, oh, gosh. I don't know what to do. So he's, like, come on. Just dance with me. So I'm dancing with this guy. And he wants to go into this cage. I think the place was called Oz. And I'm, like... I get in the cage. I don't know where my dad is. And I'm looking around. And then... Your dad will never notice you in a giant cage. In a giant cage. In the middle of the room. I look up. I just happen to look up. Like, we have a disco ball. I go to see the disco ball. And it's a two-story joint. And my dad's right above me, staring down at me, dancing with this guy. And I'm, like, oh, my gosh. I can't believe this. And I'm, like, terrified. Well, we'll have to... Only in America this could happen. We'll all have to hit New Orleans together one time. Ooh, I love New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. All right, Joey, thank you so much for your phone call, sweetheart. It's always great to hear from you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Love you so much, dear. Love you right back. All right, baby. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Oh, we got a couple more calls. Let's go to a couple more things that are... What is good? Oh, black licorice. Some seven tips. Black licorice. I know that one doesn't work for you. You know, what's good about black licorice? Well, it reveals that women who are exposed to it, just the scent. Not eating it, but just the scent. The scent of black licorice. Makes me want to vomit. Oh, they reported a 13% increase in blood flow. I agree. Licorice is disgusting. Black licorice is gross. He's just saying that there's a 13% increase in blood flow if you smell it. See, in other regions. Yeah. Yeah. My pussy may be wet, but I'm going to throw up. My mouth will be as well. I hated it for a long time, but now I can eat it. I don't like it at all. You don't like it? No. But if it increases the sex drive, I would suggest, guys, any of you out there that have ladies that do like black licorice, if you want to get laid, if it's going to increase the blood flow by 13% to their pussy, I'd be buying your baby black licorice all day long. All day. And then there's spicy foods, which fire you up, get your metabolism going. They're saying, and just getting the blood flow. You want to get the blood flow going just to get you in the mood. Right. It says in Mexico, it's the jalapeno peppers. And the habanero chilies. Habanero chili? That's why Nick is so horny all the time. He eats really spicy foods all the time. He loves his chilies. And the Tabasco from Louisiana, talking about New Orleans. Right. Mm-hmm. Right. Okay. So spicy foods increase your metabolism, which make you want to fuck more. And those red peppers combined with the vinegar and the salt in the Tabasco. Yeah. You go in that curry from India. Ooh. Now, I do like curry. And hot turmeric also. Turmeric? Turmeric. Turmeric? Mm-hmm. I don't know how you say it. I've just always said turmeric. It could be tumor or turmeric. I don't know. But yeah, I know that spice. I'll have to, maybe I'll go back on my cayenne pepper diet for a while and see if I get really horny. And the sriracha is, or something. Sriracha. Sriracha. I don't know how to say this one, but it's a super hot chili sauce paste found in Asian restaurants. There's- Oh, yes. I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen that. Yes. They have it at P.F. Chang's. They have it. They have it there? Yeah. A lot of Chinese restaurants do. This I didn't know about. Like, the last time I got sushi, I ate the whole wasabi ball. Wasabi? Oh, that would make sense. You ate the whole wasabi ball? Yeah. Why? I was just, because I started thinking about it, and I was like, you know what? I eat chili. I'm not chili. I eat the sushi, but I thought maybe there's like little microbes and things, and this wasabi's going to kill it. So I want to make sure, just in case there's something in there, a little parasite or something, I want to make sure. I want to make sure it gets killed by the wasabi. So I don't know what I was thinking that night. For some reason, I was thinking that. Oh, Stevie. So I ate the wasabi, and I rolled it into little balls and wrapped it in the ginger and ate them. And I was good, like the first three, and then like the fourth one, it got stuck in my nose, and I thought I was going to die. Oh, no. That's the absolute worst. But it was really good, but I didn't feel any more horny or anything like that. And there's a peri-peri from South Africa. I've never tried this. Peri-peri. Were you in South Africa? I spent time in South Africa. I never tried it, though. I was there for four months. It's like a peri-peri chili. It's supposed to get you going. I'll have to keep that in mind. So we've got spicy foods. These are tips from around the world that get you in the mood. Spicy foods. We've got yoga. But that's the eagle pose. The eagle pose. It directs blood flow to your pelvis, but I don't know what an eagle pose is. I think I do. I'll have to show you on the break if I think I know what it is. We've got black licorice. There's chocolate and walnuts. Also, workout. Working out will be great for you. Again, will increase your metabolism. And it's good for about chemical and emotional high. And the strangest one. Yes. Tell me the strangest one. Bugs. Eat bugs. This is unbelievable. And tell me, there's a bug that makes you have more jizz. Well, it's according to ancient Chinese belief and herbalist. It's ants. And male silk moths. Just the male. They're effective sexual tonics. What is the one that gives you more jizz? Is that the male silk moth? That's the male silk moth. I guess it comes in a little bottle. And you put a few squirts of male silk moth, which is rich in protein and male hormones. And it actually accelerates the growth of sperm. So if you're accelerating the growth of sperm, I mean, your balls are going to end. Yeah. They're going to want to come out. So if you eat, what are they? Male silk worms. Silk worms. Male silk worms if you want more jizz. Or the silk moth. Silk moth. Yes. So not the actual worm. So after they've gone from a worm to a moth. To a moth. I don't know what they do. They smash them up or something. I don't know. I don't know. But you know what? If you want more jizz, try eating bugs. Try eating bugs. I am Ginger Lynn with... Stevie! Right here, right now on Blame It on Ginger. 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Yeah, and my poor boyfriend, I mean, the goal is for all three of us to have a good time, but a lot of girls, when I hook up with them, not a lot, but frequent enough that it's got to be irritating for him, is that they don't want to be with the guy, they just want to be with me. I mean, it's just a whole girl-girl thing going on. It's just, I've got my girl. I can totally understand them wanting to be with you. But Nick's a really good-looking guy, and neither of these girls were lesbians. The one girl had a boyfriend, and she was only 22, so I think that had something to do with it. And the other one, I don't know what her deal was. She was just a goofball. She was amazing. She was amazing. Well, we're going to give you more tips on different things. Different foods to have sex with. Have you ever had sex with any foods at all? I did a celery in my cookie once. You did a celery in your cookie once. How was the celery? It was more for, it didn't really do anything for me. It was more for him. It turned him on. It turned him on. Was it just one stalk or the whole thing? Just one thing. One stalk? Oh, my God. I don't know. I'm like, I'm trying to picture this happening, because it's, you know, when I look at... I've already had this conversation. My cookie's tight. Just one stalk. One stalk? Okay. Hey, I'd be trying to put the whole bunch inside of me. That's what I'm thinking. Okay, it's nice and smooth at that end. Clean, you know, the root end. The root end, yes. Yeah, I would try and put that whole thing in mine. I had a cucumber once. And cucumbers are, here's something that you might want to try that's amazing, is you take a cucumber and you peel half of it so that you've got, you know, half that still has the skin on, and half that's peeled. Put it in the freezer and get it frozen solid, and then fuck yourself with it. And as it begins to, your pussy begins to melt it, it doesn't get hard like an ice cube or anything. It just freezes in this really cool cucumber way. And as you fuck your pussy with it, there's like a gel that comes from the cucumber and it becomes lube. And it's cold and it hurts a little bit and then it starts to melt. And I'm wiggling in my seat right now thinking about it. And it's fucking amazing. And I highly, highly, highly recommend a cucumber. But make sure that you do peel one end. I did a pickle once. You did a pickle in your butt? Yeah, but I was really young. I was like probably in the second or third grade. And it was, it stung. I didn't put a condom on it or anything like that. But, you know, I just thought, well, let me try this. Vinegar, yeah. And it hurt. It hurt really bad. I have a friend who put a hot dog, well, I shouldn't say she, but I put a hot dog in my friend's butt. At a party? No, no. It was at work. And it broke in half. We couldn't get it out and it broke. So there were two hot dogs we had to get out now. It was, so I'm not going to recommend hot dogs in your butt. There's no, the only fruit or food that I can think of that I would be comfortable in my butt is like if I did, I've done a coffee enema. Um. I've done, I would put a cucumber in my, in my butt, but I can't think of any other, you know what? I shouldn't say that. I put everything in my butt. I've had cherries in my butt. I've had tomatoes in my butt. I've had cherry tomatoes in my butt. A radish? Um, no, I haven't done a radish, but I did do ginger root. Ginger root. Ooh. Burns like, but there's a name for that. There's a special name for people or not for people, but for a ginger root in your butt, there's a, something I can't think of what it is, but ginger root. Ginger root. Don't do the ginger root in your butt. I'm going to say stick away from it. Yeah. What about you, Scott? Ginger root in your butt? Nothing in my butt. Nothing in your butt. Oh, you're one of those. Not even a thermometer? Well, I mean, if I'm sick and yeah, I have to do it. Okay. What about a tongue? No. No, not going there. Oh, you're like me. I'm, um, I'm not really a big butt person. I fantasize about it, but when I get to it, like if I'm with a girl, I'm just like, ew. Yeah. You know, if you're not ready for it, you really don't want to go there. The last thing girls want to hear when you're back there and we're about to have anal sex is ew. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I can't do it. You got to clean it. How old are you? I'm 25. 25. Oh, you'll, you'll get there, sweetheart. Don't worry. You'll start getting sick and twisted as the years go by. I promise you. You'll be just like me one of these days. So especially with you working here now, welcome to the team here. You're going to be, you'll be sick and twisted before you know it. Right, L-Sweet? Yes. That's right. All right, baby. Anything else we can do for you? Um, no, just keep being fabulous. Oh, I'm so glad that you like the show. We have so much fun here and I love that you're enjoying it. I am. All right. You take care, sweetheart. Oh. Okay. Bye-bye. Bye. Oh, sweet. All right, Stevie. Now you have one that I thought was one of the most creative that I ever, ever heard of. We're talking about, um, enjoying oral sex foods to use with your partner. Um, we are also taking your phone calls at 1-800-893-9562. The one that intrigued me the most was a pineapple ring around your dick. Now, I always thought of food with girls and the guy eating the food off of the girl. I rarely, the only thing I've ever, I don't know if I've ever eaten any food off of a dick. Um, but how, yes, I have an orange. How sexy would it be to take a piece of pineapple, the kind of the round circles that have the hole in the middle and put that over your dick? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Put that over your man's cock, slide it down and nibble it off of his cock. You're going to have the juices that are running down your mouth and onto his balls. And just, I'm thinking this would be so fucking sexy. One thing you want to be very careful of is to put the pineapple ring down as far as you can on the cock or just keep it away from the head. You don't want to get juice in the pee pee hole. Yeah, because that's going to burn. That's going to burn. And another, another thing that you can do the same kind of a thing is a donut. You can put a donut around your dick and have your woman eat it off. And I know it sounds kind of silly, but when you're with your partner, the more different things you do that you explore and you try and you laugh and you love, you're going to get to the cock sucking. It's just a little bit of foreplay. It's just a little something to do to play around. Shameless, what do you think? That sounds good to you. How are you doing? I'm just fine, baby girl. How are you? I'm all right. Hi, Stevie. Hello, Shameless. How's it going? You guys having fun in there or what? We always have fun. Can you tell? We're talking about food. I know. You guys hungry tonight? What's going on? Well, you know what? It was just one of those things that everything fell together and it all turned out to be about food. And any different way to eat, pussy baby. I love eating pussy so much that it doesn't matter how I do it or what I do it with. And I love sucking dick. Sure. So if I'm going to add a little fruit to my penis, I can have a pineapple penis. Sounds good. Sounds like it's right up your alley, Ginger. You know what? There are very few things that aren't up my alley. I've got a very broad alley. Not that my pussy is broad. No, no, uh-uh. No, she's talking about the broad range of food. Go ahead. I might even try a pineapple. Oh, you know, I might even, maybe. I would like to. That's saying something. That is, I'm allergic to pineapple. Are you allergic to it? So I couldn't do a pineapple. But I like it. I would put them on there. Definitely put pineapples on penises any day. I just couldn't eat them off of there. One of the movies that I did was a movie called American Pie Band Camp. And there's, I mean, it's part five in the American Pie series. But at the very end of it, they let me do a couple things. There's two scenes in the vault that have never been seen. One of them is with my leading man in the film. And I've got him dressed as a baby. And he's pulling me around in a horse cart. Dressed like a baby while I beat him with a whip. And then there was another scene, the BDSM scene that they took out as well. And they put them in the vault. It was just a little bit too much for NBC Universal. I'm sure it wasn't the director's like personal collection. Yeah, probably. And he just used the movie as an excuse to film it. Well, they let me direct three different things. They just said, Ginger, what do you want to do? And I told them what I want to do. Then they let me go with it. But at the very end of the movie, there's a 15-minute short on how to eat papaya. And what I did was I took a whole papaya, cut it in half, took the seeds out. And I spent 15 minutes teaching you how to eat that papaya, baby. So just eating fruit. If you're with your partner, sometimes you can actually eat a papaya out with your mouth and chew the whole thing. And it's one of the sexiest. It's one of the sexiest visuals that you will ever see. Mmm, I love papaya. I'm going to go and buy some papaya. You're going to get some papaya, baby. Are these the ones from Mexico? We're going to go to the store tonight. We'll try this out. Are these Hawaiian papayas? It doesn't matter. Mexican, Hawaiian, it doesn't matter. I don't discriminate against my papayas. But they have a different taste. They have a very different taste. And usually those Mexican ones are huge. And the ones from Hawaii are just so... Okay, I'm thinking of the Hawaiian ones then. The Hawaiian ones, not the big giant Mexican ones. Not the ones. The ones that are like this big. Yes, they are. Like a baby. No, not the baby-sized ones. No, just the little ones. The pussy-sized ones? The pussy-sized ones. What did you say? No pussy-sized ones? The pussy-sized papaya, yes. Yes, not the baby-sized. There's one that's about as big as a baby. And then there's a different one that's about as big as a pussy. And they have different tastes. Oh. Shameless, have you ever had sex with any fruits or vegetables or any type of food before? Yeah, strawberries and, you know, whipped cream and that kind of thing. Yeah, I did that. You know, the only time I've ever had to go to the doctor with food... No, I've gone twice. The Alpo, I had to go to the emergency room. Don't ask me why I had Alpo in my pussy. It's just... Alpo? That's dog food, isn't it? Okay, all right. I've got to explain. All right, no, I do need to explain. Look at Jenny. Look at Jenny's face right now. I want to know later, though. I'm just saying. It's backwards. That's what I used to do. And we're bringing it back on this show. I've done it once. The Alpo? When we used to do splashing. Oh. And what I did was we would go through the alphabet and we would have listeners call in and suggest what I would sit in. So A came up and there were, you know, there was artichokes or apples, avocados. Somebody... But the winner was chosen by my co-host and it turned out that it was Alpo. So I sat in the Alpo and I don't know what meat fillers they put in there. But it was bad. It burned. It was itchy. Do not sit in canned dog food. Dry is a whole other deal. Go for it. But do not sit in the canned dog food. Oh, no. But the other time I was at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Very nice hotel here in Los Angeles. And there was a girl there that I was flirting with at another table and it ended up that they put... We were a little bit too... Enthusiastic? Enthusiastic in front of other people at dinner. So by the time we got to dessert, they were really fed up with us at the restaurant. We had been out on the patio eating and they moved... We had about 20 people in our party and they moved us all into the back room and they brought in strawberries and whipped cream and chocolate. And I was on the table being eaten out by this girl with everybody else kind of sitting around eating their desserts while she's... I'm the centerpiece getting my pussy. And we... You know what? We got... The fuckers kicked us out. After dessert? I know. But you know who kicked us? Our waiter was so cool, put us in the private room, was hooking us up. There were... Oh, what do you call them? Cameras. French doors on the outside. And there was another waiter in the service delivery area that walked by. You could not see us from the restaurant. You could only see us from outside in the service delivery area. And that person walked by and saw us and a waiter turned us in. Mmm. Fucker. But what happened is I had... There's microscopic bugs that live in strawberries. You know those little tiny holes that are in the strawberries? Stop telling me this. There are. There's these little tiny bugs that live in the strawberries. And I had a reaction to the strawberries as well. Those... Yeah, every time you eat a strawberry, you're eating a bunch of little baby bugs. But there's bugs that live on us. Little microscopic bugs. Thanks for the one in the strawberries. That's for sure. You could probably... Wait, if you... Can't you dunk them in vinegar? Is it like white vinegar? Yeah, you wash them first. Yeah, no, they live there, honey. They're not going anywhere. No. They're so small, you can't even taste them. Try a peach. I'm telling you, you're gonna love it. Oh, peaches are good. Peaches are really good. Yes. Peaches are amazing. I'm gonna send you some peaches, Ginger. I love peaches, Shameless. I love them. And I love you, too. Thank you so much for calling in, beautiful girl. All right, you too. Take care, sweetie. Bye-bye. You too. Thanks. Bye-bye. All right, what else have we got there on the enjoying oral sex foods to use with your partner? Well, let's see. We've got lemon drops. Lemon drops. You mean the candy lemon drops? The candy lemon drops. Or the lemon drop that I like the best, which is a martini lemon drop. I think you could do both. Just be careful not to get it in the urethra. Right, yeah. Oh, the Scottish kilt. Is it the Scottish kilt? Oh, the Irish kilt. Irish kilt. No. Have you ever used fruit by the foot? Fruit by the foot. Fruit by the foot. Fruit by the foot. No, you could tie people up with that. You could wrap it around your shaft and have a girl suck you off or a guy suck you off. That's a great, and it melts kind of as you go. You don't even have to eat it up. Have you tried that before? Yeah. With my neighbor. With your nanny? With my neighbor. Oh, with your nanny. I'm like, you're 25, you still have a nanny? That's so fucking hot. Now, did you wrap it in like stripes? Like stripes? Like flesh and then fruit, flesh and then fruit? Or did you just wrap the whole thing? Because that's thick. Oh, no. It wasn't the whole thing. I haven't done that. It wasn't the whole thing. Oh. How big is your dick? Uh, I'm excited. No, I'm saying I didn't use the entire roll of fruit by the foot. I just wrapped as much as I could and then saved the rest for later. So how much, let's say you've got 12, no, 36 inches there. They're like a yardstick of fruit by the foot. How much fruit by the foot, fruit by the foot did you wrap around your penis? Not a lot. Half of it, six inches. Just trying to get a good idea. No, I'm saying like throughout. Once they would eat it off, once the girls would eat it off, I would rewrap it. How many girls did you have? It was two. It was my neighbor and her best friend. That's hot. Scott, I've got a whole newfound respect for you. Not that I didn't have one before, but I don't know you that well yet. And it was their first time giving head. And so I suggested we do this. This was in high school. I suggested we do this. But you were 18, of course. Yeah. Yes. We're all 18. Yes, always. All four years of my high school, I was 18. Yeah. So I was like, yeah, let's just make this fun. Do it this way. I love that idea. I want to try that one. We've got fruit by the foot at the house and I've got my man's penis. All right. I want to put Nutella on it. Nutella? Or cookie butter. What's cookie butter? Cookie butter. It's like graham crackers and butter or something or sugar all smashed up and you scoop it out. Oh, it's really good. Yeah, and it's fat free too, isn't it? No, it's not. It's so fattening. But yeah, when I think about things I want to put on, the things I should put on a penis are like, I should wrap it in kale and broccoli and spinach. Oh, no. That's what I should really wrap a penis in and then eat that off of it. How about cottage cheese? No, I can't. It's dairy. I can't do that one. He can't, but I could. You know what? I would put cottage cheese on a dick. I want to put a Cadbury egg on the end of it. Not if he was uncircumcised. I would not. I would just... Honey, I would be happy with honey. You know, honey would be good. Honey is sticky and messy, but it could definitely work. Oh, yeah. You know, my hair would get stuck to it. Yeah, it does get really, really messy. What I used to do when I was making movies and I was with a girl for the first time, or not me with her, but it was her first time being with another girl, is there used to be this lip balm. It was called Rachel Perry Lip Balm. Do you remember that? I remember Rachel Perry. Yes, and it came in a little round tub that was plastic and you unscrewed the top and it was like... Orange or green lid. Yes, yes, and it was waxy. And what I would do is I would cover my pussy lips, the outer lips, the inner lips, my clit, the hood of my clit. I would cover it in the Rachel Perry lip gloss and tell the girls, when you get down there, just lick all the lip gloss off. And because it's waxy, you can't lick it off. And it would teach them how to lick pussy better. Oh, that's a good idea. It would teach them how to lick pussy better. Did they still make that? Because they had shampoo. I used to use the apricot face scrub. I did too. Rachel Perry, and it had ground up apricot pit. Apricot's in it, yes. Yeah. Yes, I used the same stuff. I don't know. It smells really good. If any place still has it, it would be Follow Your Heart or maybe even Whole Foods. I haven't seen it in years, though. I don't know if she's still around or if Rachel Perry is. Is she? Oh, yeah, you know, might not be a... We don't even know if it's a girl. I don't even know. Anything else there? Any other good foods that are on our list? And what it says with the lemon drops is you lick them and stick them to your manhood or onto your breasts or I guess on your pussy too. It all works. And then your partner eats them. But there's salad dressing. Yeah, the lemon drops aren't doing much for me. Salad dressing? Oh. Salad dressing. You know what? Because we always go for sweet things on our pussies. Salad dressing, like, I don't know if I want blue cheese on my cookie. Oh, I don't know about that, but, you know, somebody might like it. Maybe some miso dressing. Oh, miso. Yeah. Yeah, I would eat pussy if it had miso on it. It's so good. Miso dressing, I'm telling you, it is addictive. You must really love it if you would eat it. I would eat it. I would eat it. I would eat it. I would eat it. I would eat it. I would eat it. I would eat it. I would even eat a pussy. You've never eaten a pussy and you would do it for miso dressing? No, but the miso, yeah, because I think the miso, it's so delicious, you just, you won't even taste it. That is so funny. It would just be miso. But there's a high salt content and it's thick, so it makes it nice to put onto a penis. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Oh. And it lingers, like Rachel Perry, the salad dressing lingers. The taste lingers. You know what, like if you had an olive oil or something, the taste, but also some of the oil would linger. And it prolongs the oral experience. Oh. It's a great oral experience. I would totally cover Nick's dick in salad dressing. Honey, get the salad dressing out. I'll be home in a little bit. Do you have marmalade at home too? I don't have any marmalade. No. Is marmalade another good one? It's a bit bitter, but it's got a nice gooey consistency and it's another great penis spread. You know what, I could totally, it would be, again, messy. I'd have to put my hair in a ponytail, but I would go for it. I just think anything. 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Does he want all those emails? Everybody, email bmargold at aol.com Tell them Ginger sent you. There you go. We'll find out. We're going to find out. Call us. Call us at 1-800-893-9562 and let us know what Bill said. And if he says stop emailing me, we don't want to know that. We just want to know if, the general public can get into this event. So you can come see Ginger and be like Ginger Lynn. It's so stupid. It's like, I know who's going to. Anyway, I love the song. It's by the Bones. You can get it on iTunes. It's called What Would Ginger Do? That's the name of the song. And I want to thank the Bones for providing us with that. Stevie, when you're not on Grindr, when you're not hooking up with somebody in person, do you ever do any type of virtual sex? I don't do any virtual sex. You don't do virtual sex? I really don't. I've had people who... What about even sexting? Now there's, well, first of all, there's a lot of types of different virtual sex. What are some of the different, there's, what I can think of is sexting where you text people dirty messages back and forth and you get off that way. There's phone sex, which one of my lovers from over the weekend was doing while I was eating her pussy. There's FaceTime on your phone. You can actually watch the person masturbate while you're masturbating. You can Skype with somebody and get off. There are so many different that you can go in. There's, camming is huge today where you watch the girl and a lot of them, she can see you back. It's really fucking amazing. And the nice thing about all of them is that they're safe sex. They're all safe. And what I like about it is I, you know, I do sexting with my man. I'll take pictures. I'll send pictures of my pussy and my different body parts or my titties. And those things are fun. Have you ever done anything of that type before? Well, no. See, like, one thing is I can't type that fast. And if I just give you my phone here, we're going to use that little microphone. Just talk dirty into this and we're going to see what it says because when I try to talk dirty into the phone, it says something totally different. I want a big black beautiful titties to smother my face. My face. Okay. Now we're going to say, I'm going to see what my phone says. My phone just said, just get your microphone. Microphone, just talk dirty into the summer to see what it says because when I try to talk dirty into the phone, it's a something totally different. I want your big, black, beautiful titties to smother. See, it just doesn't make any sense sometimes. So by the time somebody gets this, they're going to be so turned off. Let me try one little quick thing then. Okay. Okay. Let me try it one more time. How do I delete this? Get all this. There's probably some quick way to do it. I'm just doing the back app, the back way button. Yep, it's going. But if you were just to talk really dirty, really fast because you're in the heat of the moment, let's see what this phone picks up. This is an experiment. I want you to eat my pussy. I want you to put your dick inside of me. I want you to fuck me in the ass now, hard, deep, and fast. Okay. Okay. If you caught that, Ginger just spoke into my phone. All right. I'm going to hit done. Okay. And this is what it says. I want you to eat my pussy. I want you to put your dick inside of me. I want you to fuck me in the ass now, hard, deep, and fast. Contact Ginger. Just spoke into my phone. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. So you could kind of, you know, add it. The thing is, you don't want to have to stop, you know, when I'm. You're in public or something. You have to say this. You have to type it. It takes so long. Well, you could do it as simple as, I miss you and I want your cock. Okay. It doesn't have to be a whole big paragraph. I was just talking dirty, but I wouldn't use that to masturbate. That would be foreplay for the actual sex that I was going to have later on. I should have sent that to Alien Barbie. Anyhow, but I've had people who've wanted to do that. Who've wanted to do what? Yeah, they're like, you know, send me your number and we'll FaceTime, but I don't want to have sex with somebody while I'm staring at my phone while they're staring at my face and pointing it at stuff. That's just aggravating for me. I want the person there in the flesh. I think maybe I'm not a good person to ask. We'll have to ask everybody in the aquarium, in the fishbowl because I've been around sex so much. I've seen it in front of me because I photographed it. I've seen it on the monitor. I've watched so much sex that there's not enough of a storyline here to keep me interested. So now I graduated into doing my own sex. And so I want to be there in person. So it's hard for me to watch the screen because I feel like I should be getting a check. If you're masturbating in front of me and I'm having to watch this and document, in my head, I'm like paying attention to all your angles. I'm going to be like going, that's a bad angle. That's a good angle. Don't like that. That's not working. I don't like the light. You can't just get lost in jerking off and watching somebody else jerk off. You don't think... In person. I just can't do on the phone. It doesn't turn me on on the phone. What about dirty time? I don't talk. You know, the thing is this, dirty talk, I haven't had anybody who really talked dirty. Really? Really, they don't talk. These guys don't talk. I'm meeting these guys that don't have really good... Their dirty talk is more like, you know, shut up, get over here, suck my dick. It's like, that's not enough for me. Yeah, no, I don't think that's enough for anybody. No. I don't think that's enough for anybody. I find that I'm more turned on. See, FaceTime what I would do is a lot of the time I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to hold the phone so I would have it at certain times I would scan my body and show what my pussy looked like and what I was doing with my pussy. So you would be able to watch me. I would put on a little show for you and then I would expect the same from you and then at some point when I'm masturbating I just want to watch you masturbate so that I can come and I love, I love the, there's a dirtiness that goes with it. There's a, because you can't touch that person. You can't really do it with them. And I just, I think it's filthy and wonderful and fabulous but I think I would prefer just to have phone sex over FaceChat just because of the work that's involved in it. Ah. See now, I had one guy he had cameras by the bed and so I knew he was taping stuff and I wanted to cover him up with pillows but then I was like, eh, get over it. Let him tape it. So we did and I could tell because he kept positioning me, positioning me for the cameras. So I was, like, you think you're slick. I know what you're doing but I'm just gonna go with it. I, uh, had a lover years ago when I was hanging out up at the mansion. It was one of Hef's friends and there, it wasn't just me. There were a lot of girls that went over there. This was just, like, the party guy and I found out years later that every time that anybody was over there he had a camera that was hidden in the bookshelf. So there's probably 20 tapes of me out there over a five year period at this house. So, some people are really sneaky about it and that's, that's not the way that I want. I don't want hidden cameras. Hidden cameras. No. It's like, somewhere on Xtube you can find me with people I don't know. But, uh, Scott, now you're into, you do some of this, uh, this high tech sex, virtual sex. What do you like to do? Um, I don't know, send pictures. You send pictures? Yeah. Of what? My dick. Your dick? And my body. And your body? Yeah. And who do you send them to? People that you know? Random people? Do you have, how do you? It's always random people. And how do you find them if they're out, you must have their phone numbers or how do you do it? We, um, we'll just talk online if, if, let's say like, I have like my Instagram. Right. And I do a lot of architectural photography and I'll just meet people on there and then we'll like, probably like hit it off and exchange numbers and then we'll text and one thing leads to another and maybe I might send them a dick pic. And have you ever had a nugget, a negative reaction to a dick pic? Have you ever, you know, that you thought that they were in the same ballpark that you were and they weren't? No, I've never just sent one out of the blue. It's always built up to like, like we both consent to it. Like we want to, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Yeah. Have you ever just, have you ever sent their cookies? I've never, I've never just like sent one out of the blue because most, I think most women react to that in a very negative fashion. And you just don't want to be a creep, you know? Yeah. I mean, if I just got them on my phone all day and I didn't know who they were from or even if I did, it would be weird. But mine, I usually get them when somebody finds out my email address. That's where they'll come through. Yeah. What about camming? Do you ever watch girls on webcams? I have before, but I don't really like it. No? Why? Because you can, I mean, you can talk to them, you can communicate. You can talk to them, but the few girls that I have met who do cam, who have invited me to watch them, it's always like on a public forum and, and you can see like comments that people say and it's just really weird how some people, they just like, they turn into creeps like really, like, I just don't like it. Now, can the girls read what the guys are saying at the same time as well? Yeah, they can read and they can reply live in person. So, but if you're masturbating, would you really want to stop and type something in? Oh. Oh. Well then, I mean, you could always, yeah, you could always you could go into like a private session. I know some people like Skype and do that. Yeah. It's more private. Skyping is a good idea. Have you done any Skype sexing? No, I haven't. No. See, I would like to do that. I just got it set up on my computer, but now I'm afraid that my computer's on all the time. Like people can watch me walking around. Oh, then you cover it up. You know what's really popular nowadays? What's that? With sexting or like sending videos, Snapchat. Well, isn't that the one that the photos disappear really quickly? Yeah. You can do a screen capture. Yeah, you can do that, but that's like when I sexed with a stranger, normally that's how we verify that we're real people, that we're not just some random person on the internet because you can't, you can't upload a previous picture through Snapchat. You can only send a live picture. Right. So you just take a picture of your dick and just send it right off? Send it. That's hot. And then, you know, they'll be like, oh, you know, just to make sure you are who you are, you know, send me a dick picture with your name on it and the date and the time. So you write your name and the date on your dick? On my dick or something. Oh my gosh. Just get this jerk off, get it hard, and then you get the sharpie out and then it goes down and you just jerk it again and then this marker comes off again. See, I want somebody to take me back to Times Square. You know, I want the booth with the little window that goes up. I was in Hawaii and I went into the store and they had, you could go in and watch a movie and in between was this rice paper between you and the person next to you. So if you wanted to, you could hit this other button to lift the screen and it left the person next to you in the other booth. If they wanted it, they hit it too and this rice paper went up. So you're in there and the other guy's like jacking off next to you, but it was consensual and the thing went up but you're like, there's plexiglass in between so you can't touch but it was, it's not on a screen on your phone. It's live right there. So you need the real deal. You're much more, you know, I need to feel the heat off of the plexiglass. So you know, and I like the tease. I like the anticipation. I like the lead up. I like the things that go along with that. I haven't had phone sex in a long time but then again, I also like to talk dirty. I'm a big dirty talker. What else is on our list? Tell me more about some of the virtual sex. the great thing about the virtual sex is it's anonymous. You can wear a, you can have a fake name. You can wear a mask. Oh, you don't have to give out your personal information. You could be anybody and you're just, it's like a hookup with a stranger that's completely safe. See, I do it. I just don't give them my name and you protect your privacy. When you hook up with people, do you tell them a different name? No, I tell them my real name but you know, I park far away. I don't let them follow me. It's still anonymous and I'm never going to see them again but it's safe. You know, the cyber sex is safe. It says because it's, some people don't figure it's cheating if they're in a relationship because it's kind of like just masturbating. You're both masturbating and looking at each other but it's not really, other people think it's cheating. Oh. Because no body fluids are exchanged. You know, I know my guy watches porn and I'm totally cool with that. I know that my guy, he plays strip poker and you know, sees naked girls and I think it's kind of, I think it's kind of cute but if he were to be talking to another woman and jerking off, there's something that makes it much more intimate for me. I don't know. I would consider that cheating. I think it's still considered cheating. I would definitely consider that cheating. I think her husband had done that for 20 years. I mean, so yeah. Because there's a lot of talking involved and it almost becomes much more emotional than just, it's not physical. It's all emotional. There's no, you've got to connect with that person in an emotional way in order to get off. You can have the visual that goes with it but I think there's just more to it. I would be, I would be upset. I've given Nick, Nick has permission when we have girls over to shoot. If I'm not there, go ahead, get a blow job. I wouldn't want him to fuck anybody without me there. That's, you know, our rule and no kissing, absolutely not but, and even, basically if I'm not there, I don't even want him licking her pussy or pleasing her. He can get his dick sucked and that's it. And I'm cool with that but for some reason, having him communicate with the girl and talk, you know, the only talking that I would want is suck my dick bitch. You know, that's about it. Because then it becomes a relationship. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it becomes and I, I could easily, I'm not a jealous type person but if I find out that my man was watching, you know, having Skype sessions or web camming with a girl on a regular basis or even at all, it would bother me. You know, it would be something that if you're going to do it, let's do it together because I would definitely consider it cheating. What about you, Jenny? You've got a boyfriend. Would you consider it cheating if, if your boyfriend, your boyfriend was Skyping and or, and or web chatting and jerking off with other girls? Would you think that was cheating? Um, well, that's not, I don't know. It's hard to say because watching porn is different than like web camming someone. It's completely different. Now, are you cool with your guy watching porn? Yeah. Yeah. He can, but it's different when you're like having a conversation with someone and like, yeah, no, that's weird. But what if you found out that it wasn't a girl? It was like some 50 year old man pretending to be a girl. Would that make it okay? Well, it wouldn't be web cam that it wouldn't, but it was a web cam, but, uh, Oh, okay. So it wouldn't be able to be able to see. No, I wouldn't even want my man to. What about if, if he was just dirty talking with somebody, just a phone conversation where he was just calling up a girl. It's too personal. Isn't it? It's way too like intimate. It's important. It's just like, all right, you can watch it. And then you could close it off. And the person, you know, the people in the video don't know that you're watching it. And, you know, there's no interaction between you and them. It's not anything personal, but on a web camera, on a phone call with someone, it's like, well, call me. Yeah. What if that person's like all the way around the world? In like somewhere, like what if the person's in Australia? Well, that's different because that's like you're Skyping with your girlfriend who's in Australia. Right. You know what I mean? Like that's, obviously your webcam with the person that you're having intimate relations and romantical, you know, right? See, now that I think is sexy if you're in a relationship with somebody and you're far apart. But, but doing it and you have a girlfriend and they're right there or a boy or vice versa even. Like, I mean, if I might be able to do it if it was Nick and I together watching the girl, but it would still be, it's still way too, I mean, I'm better with a three-way. I'm more comfortable with a three-way than I would be with him. I would not want him Skyping or phone sexing or webcamming for sure. Yeah, no way. I would not want that. No, I wouldn't either. No. All right. We all agree then. It's hot and it's wonderful if you're single and with a stranger. It's wonderful if you're with your partner. But girls, at least Jenny and I, and I think that we speak for a large part of the population, we agree that it's cheating if you're out there. Well, the guys here agree with me too. Oh, and the guys agree. Yeah, they think it's cheating as well. Yeah. Okay, good. Would the food work on a thing if they just held up the pineapple ring and stuck their tongue through it and told you they were licking your pussy? Does that still turn you on if they hold the ring of pineapple up and eat it? Like in front and they're like, oh. you're so cute. I want to thank you for listening to Blame It On Ginger. We'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow. We'll be back.