Porn evolution debate, Halloween party promotion, and water sports discussion

we are here we've got titties out as promised always titties on the show i just got my left one out if you're really good i might get the right one out later oh fuck it you've been so good there's the right one pulling it out the matching titty i am ginger lynn you are listening to blame it on ginger on ginger with me ginger lynn and nancy monroe let's welcome nancy to the show hello nancy hello hello again now but today is a different kind of welcoming to you to the show this is a permanent welcoming to the show it's a special day it's a very special day and i'm so so glad to have you here thank you so much thank you for having me now i'm a little bit upset because you look so much better than i did i've been shooting all day and i put no makeup on and you're just stunning so we're gonna have to work on that i'll have to go we could have had a makeover day we could have you know what and you smell good too oh thank you i washed for you i you know what i washed yesterday oh we've got a great show lined up for you today we have brian sickoff in the studio right now actually it's uh psych off but it's okay it's a very common mistake i'm so sorry i'm gonna say psych off thank you it's like psych off yeah like psycho sorry bless you um and then of course we have over in the corner and we just have a beautiful girl that walked into the studio and who are you pretty girl i am emmy emmy you are stunningly beautiful thank you i'm really glad i made it i am so glad you did as well nice to see you as we smash headphones at each other awesome as long as you're giving hugs out i'm gonna come and get one just across the room i won't dive across the table oh she'll come to you hello welcome we like hugs thank you so much thank you brian i didn't give you one oh yeah she did i know but i not a not a live one it's better if she's not live on the air then you get more hugs now i actually got i was got more likes on my facebook page so no no brian you are here because you've got an event coming up in the near future we're going to talk about that uh it's saturday it's going to be fabulous but before we do that i have a bit of an issue today with porn of all things me having an issue i i know i know i got into the business in 1983 and when i did it was my very first film was shot on the island of kawaii we had 50 people we flew to kawaii we had a quarter of a million dollar budget it was a really big deal there were six girls two guys and we were all really good friends and it was that kind of porn that couples that is great for couples where you warm up and there's little teas and before each scene like i remember my very first scene i was shooting and it was sex six girls one guy no problem i was fine with it the next scene was the scene that led up to the sex and i'm supposed to be running along this little path jogging and i'm running along and this guy's supposed to pull up by the long side pull up alongside me on a motorcycle and say hey baby or something like that and all i had to with a microphone over my head and i couldn't get the dialogue to come out i could not i couldn't talk i was fine having sex on camera but i couldn't get one word of dialogue out and the whole film you know i ended up becoming really good friends and actually engaged to my leading man um so it was a really wonderful warm healthy happy environment we all had a really good time and i filmed for two years and three months and then left the business okay so i had a very short career but i know it was only two years and three months stevie's over there with his mouth open it was i'm freaking because oh i won't say anything i'm just would you get engaged to jerry butler i did get engaged oh my god i know i've been engaged nine fucking times nine times okay that's why i'm never gonna get married i am wearing a ring on my finger but it's an i love you ring and if you ever ask me to marry him i'm out of here but anyway my problem that i love your ring it's an i love you ring and it's gorgeous it's beautiful it's really really pretty wow i just got it for my birthday that's way better than many engagement rings um yeah he did good he and my son picked it out together so oh show it to the camera yes there you go it's a beautiful beautiful beautiful ring on my finger jenny is telling me to show it to the camera there it is so back to i stopped the filming and then for 13 years i don't make a movie and i come back and i go to one of the big companies and i went with vca and i made seven films for them over a two year and three years was not jam-packed with i i didn't do a whole lot of movies okay there are girls that come in and do more in a month than i did in in my entire total four-year shelf life or four-year life of being in porn but today i shot two beautiful girls i shot kiana bradley and i shot share adele they came over and i shoot them for my auction site it's gingerlandauctions.com they wear beautiful lingerie i take their pictures and then their fans can take home their lingerie so it's a win-win situation for everybody but what i heard made me so pissed off kiana bradley has left the business she came back after three years she's back in it now and one of the companies i won't say which company deviant um wanted her subtle they were deviant people yeah whatever um but they make these movies today and they wanted her for a contract for films where like you get the shit beat out of you and i'm going how do you have sex and violence and i'm like i don't know how do you have sex and violence and make it like i every woman has that little in the back of their mind the rape fantasy with somebody you know like i would never ever i've been raped and it's the worst thing that can ever happen and it's nasty and in and so in these films that they're making now the whole thing is about smacking the girls and literally beating them up donkey punching tying them up degrading them and and she was like ginger i don't know what to do i don't i don't want and i'm like don't fucking do it yeah don't do it this is not what porn is about i'm really worried about it i'm really worried about it i'm really worried about it i'm really worried about it donkey punch oh no donkey punch donkey punches where a guy is fucking a girl from behind in doggy style and punches her in the back of the head what it's as hard as he can you can swear yeah as hard as he can and hopefully she passes out they hope that she passes out appropriate timing i just took a really intense self-defense seminar last weekend good for you what the hell how does that mix with sex where is i mean i know that there are there's there's couples porn there's fetish porn there's there's girl on girl porn there's there's a lot of different genres there's uh films and that are made where they go to extreme i call it extreme porn and that's where like the girl when you're giving a blow job accidentally throws up on the dick and lets instead of swallowing it back down just lets it come out because we've all done that every girl it's okay we're in a we're in a judgment free zone right now zone is actually yeah okay so i'm just i'm just a little bit put off and i'm i'm a porn star you know i'm not i'm not in front of the camera i haven't been for years and i i but i'm still in the industry in one way or another somehow and i'm just shocked at the difference today in what they consider pornography and for me i i remember i went to australia years ago back in in the late 80s and i spoke before parliament um and they were trying to change their ratings of pornography of x-rated films to the they were trying to change it to the same as as a slasher film would have the same rating it was like you know not an x-rated film it was considered something beyond that and and i i said you know porn doesn't fit into that category that's not how it's made and if i had to go back today if i could go back today if i would um i would feel very strongly in the other way that there are certain things that i just i don't want to i don't believe in censorship but at the same time if you're a porn star you're a porn star you're a you're degrading women and this is i know it's consensual but i i saw this young beautiful girl going i don't want to do it and i said don't fucking do it you never do anything you don't feel good about no i agree so i just had to get that off my mind and off my chest because i love porn i love watching it i loved doing it it was fantastic but i think that there's there's a point there's a line that you cross where it's not even porn anymore i think it's in its own place i think it's in its own place but it's in its own place but it's in its own place but it's in its own place which we had a girl on my show once that they put a speculum in they put water in the put goldfish in her butt how did that work out they died oh they died the food goldfish or the no the real goldfish they put real goldfish in her butt and then she was supposed to squirt them out which is kind of i mean i would like she could have started with the little snack ones because they would have been smaller initially but you know whatever they came out i'm thinking I don't know. Peter would have been pissed anyways. This is the reason why extraterrestrials don't visit us. You know that, right? Well, do you blame them? No. They're going, okay, this is just really a sad state of affairs. And again, I don't want to say that we should censor porn, but I think that there's certain things that give porn a bad name. And I'm sorry, if you're beating a woman up, if you're donkey punching. It's almost like a snuff movie. Well, it's exactly like. It's like a snuff movie. There's no Dirty Sanchez either. Well, think of it like this. There was a movie back in the 80s, I think, called UHF with Weird Al Jankovich. And he was like a Geraldo type of character. And he went in and said, next on Geraldo, lesbian Nazi hookers forced into weight loss programs. And lesbian Nazi hookers waiting to force weight. Basically, it's like a bunch of different things wrapped into one, next on Geraldo. If it sells, people will buy it. But the models themselves, I mean, don't the contracts say this is what's going to happen? I mean, don't they know going in? I mean, I'm not saying it's okay. That's why she didn't do the contract. She stopped. She went there because she wanted a contract with this company. And when she got there, you know, her agent kept saying, I don't think you're gonna be able to do this. I don't think you're gonna be able to do this. And she got there and she saw the box covers and she saw what they did. And she said, no, I can't do this. You have to research that. What's like that movie? She thought she was able to handle it. But the fact that she even had that thought in her head that, you know, because for me, porn was fun. You went in, you met, you were with some, I chose all of my partners. I worked only with people that I really liked that I was turned on by, except for once. And we won't go into that. It was the 80s. Okay. They gave me cocaine. And I took it. Anyway, I don't know. They've made violence so acceptable, sensitive sex so much that kids just think the violence is okay. And I think if you introduce violence into sex, it's okay because violence, violence is okay. we had okay. That's what they're thinking. They made like eight millimeter. and you know, but no, but remember that movie? It was about a snuff one. And I mean, you know what? I mean, people are seeing it out there. They're going to assume, Hey, this is the norm now. And then there are girls who get like their jaws broke because the guys are stuffing their fists in their mouths. Oh yeah. And the company's like, oh, okay. I want to go back to good old fashioned. To two. Well, now we know how to dry up our vaginas. Who does people who like sex? Oh, okay. Oh, they have a great thing in Africa. That anti-rape device. Oh, I've seen that. Have you seen it? What is it? It looks like a condom. Have you seen it? It's got barbs in it. So if somebody tries to rape you, as soon as the guy gets in, he has to go to an emergency room to get it off. It's like barbed. Barbed penis. Yeah, it's barbed backwards so you can't pull it off. Like the aliens from the Langoliers. I mean, go into that company and I guess you could surprise everybody. Oh, we took pictures of it? Yeah, that's the anti-rape device. Those are not my legs. There it is. Those are not your legs. I'm glad they're not your legs. They're terrible. That's it. If you donkey punch me, that's what you get. That's brilliant. You know what? Rapex condoms. I will chloroform your ass and apply that to you. You will wake up and have to go to the emergency room. It's not like they're forcing them to do this. Once again, it's contract. This is what you expect to do. But they kind of snuck it up on her. Like, oh, here's a job for you. Oh, come on. Come on in. We're not going to tell you what it entails until you get here. And then girls feel pressure to do it because they need the money. And, you know, they're generally okay with it until that happens. Well, this girl was wise enough to say no. And part of it was that she had been on my show and we had spoken about different types of films earlier. And I told her, never do anything you don't feel good about. There's no reason in life. Absolutely. There's no medical in this thing. There's no reason to get donkey punched like that. No, and I'm sorry. I'm old-fashioned. I think that sex should involve people. People and people who are enjoying themselves. And I'm sorry. I don't know anybody who enjoys. I can take a little, like, if I'm sucking my man's dick every once in a while, I'm like a little slap on my face. But there's a big difference between that. It's different if you like it. It's playful. It's different. I'm wondering, are there girls out there that really do enjoy this? I can't imagine. For me, there's absolutely no turn on. Psychologically. And they don't go together. There's people who can be. There's, like, extreme bondage and stuff. But there's a certain point where you're kind of. You're programmed to, like, you know, certain events happen in your life. Or you'll have safe words. But that extreme, that's just violent. It's just violent. That's too much for me. So I'm just saying out there, you know, people, if you're just watching porn for the first time and you find something that you find offensive, look for other porn. There's great stuff out there. There's so much stuff out there. There's really, really good things out there. And if you find something that turns you off, keep looking. Please don't stop on it and watch it until you like it. Because that would screw us. It's all over. No, that would be really messed up for everybody. Okay, that's off my chest. I got it out. I feel better now. So, Brian, tell us about your event. My event is called Halloween Hotness. Halloween Hotness. It is this Saturday, October 25th. And basically, it is. Let me go right to the beginning. I guess we have much time. We have, like, three hours. We've got two hours. We've got two hours. I'm not going to use the entire two hours. Playboy has their own Halloween party. They charge, like, $1,500 a head or something like that. They also have to be selected. The models and the women need to be selected to go. And I'm like, you know, for the average Joe who can't afford $1,500, wants to have the same exact excitement that Hollywood can offer. People that live in their lives here in L.A. County, Ventura County. And I want to do something wild. So, I made some calls. I put it on Facebook saying, should I do this? And everyone was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, let's do this. It was kind of like a revolution. You know, like, power to the people. So, I went ahead and I hooked up a club called Club Guitar, which is on Hollywood Boulevard and Cahuenga Boulevard. And I rented out the facility from 5 p.m. till 2 a.m. Oh, yeah. That's a long party. It is a long party. But between 5 p.m. and 10 p.m., that's mine. That entertainment could really be between that time. After 10 o'clock, the entertainment goes back to the club. Okay. Even though we're in there, we're not being asked to leave. We're still inside there. Anyone else wants to come join us, they can. But my entertainment is over. I have male and female burlesque dancing from the Hollywood. Male and female. Male and female. Nice. I got to make sure they all get, you know, there'll be women there, too, that want to be, you know. Absolutely. I'm going to be there. Emmy, are you going to be there? Absolutely. Emmy's singing. All right, Nancy, are you going to be there? Yeah, well, I'm looking forward to being there. I think you should be. I think I should dress up, too. I think you should. Well, this is a costume party. I think you should, too. Everyone should, yeah. What would you wear? I don't know. I have several different outfits, you know. You can bring all of them and just change every 10 minutes or so and alternate. I'm thinking of being a sexy clown because there's so many scary clowns these days. There are. And I just watched American Horror Story last night, the new season. Oh, my gosh. Oh, have you seen it? Have you seen the clown? No. I haven't seen the clown. Oh, don't be a clown? No, why is that too scary for you? I'm terrified of clowns. I'm going to be a sexy clown with big, beautiful pink eyes. Oh, yeah. With pink. With pink makeup all around and then blue around that and baby colors. No? No wig? I mean, if it's a pretty, like, cute, like, yeah. Yeah, the wig that I found glows in the dark. We saw it yesterday and it's got all these, like, long strands of glow in the dark. Not glow in the dark, but they're lit up. So there's pink and purple and blue and green. So I'm going to be really. I'm just going to have lots. You don't want me to be a clown at all, do you? But she's going to be, like, a pretty, cute, Disney-esque clown. A really beautiful clown. Yeah. Okay, maybe. I'm going to have really big, cock-sucking lips. Yes, think of Disney. That changes everything. That changes everything, right? All you have to do for that is just add a little bit of those anal products to your lip gloss. It plumps up your lips like there's no tomorrow. I've never heard that before. Yeah, I've tried it. Maybe you should have a booth. What else should I keep in my purse? Have some tips on how to, you know, put makeup on. That's great. I mean, I think it's. I had no idea that I could put anal cream on my lips and it would plump them up. Well, if you put a little bit in your lip gloss, you'd be surprised. I mean, far better than any cinnamon or peppermint enhanced lip gloss. So when is your book coming out? You're taking notes right now? You're writing them down? Oh, they're all getting embedded in my brain right now. I'm taking notes, all right. That's a brilliant idea. So we're going to plump our lips. I'm going to go. Well, Jenny won't go. Are you going, Jenny? You are going. I am, and I already told Andy to go, too. I've been. I was telling Brian that we've been meaning to go to a burlesque show, so we're going to check out his. Well, what are you going to be, Stevie? Me? Yeah. I never dress up for Halloween. Oh, come on. But you can this year. It's like. You have to pick something. You can't be a party booper. B-slash from the big hat. The whole thing's B-slash. I've got like so many costumes. I've got a hat you can borrow. I've got bins of costumes. I was like a model at art colleges all over L.A. Well, with that rubber glove, you should go as a butler and I'll go as the naughty French maid. The naughty French maid. Oh, my gosh. I have no clue. I got. I used to. Halloween was my favorite holiday for a long time because I love dressing up. It was 4th of July because you get to blow things up. And then Halloween. You didn't dress up. Yeah. And. And watch them deflate. Yeah. But then when I dressed up all the time, I just it kind of took the wind out of the sails. I was like, I got to dress up again. Where's my check? Where's my check? I don't want to put that on. Yeah. How about if I just drive you? Where? Instead of a check. I'll take you. You can go with us. Oh, no, I can go. I mean, I can go. I just. What time is it? It's on Saturday. It's this Saturday. It's Saturday. I have a red carpet. I have a big stepper. Let me double check. I just got to make sure erasure is not happening because I really want to see erasure. What's erasure? Which is? A band. Oh. With Andy Bell. We can invite them, too. Oh, sure. They can come on. I live in Camarillo. Oh, you're close to me. Where do you live? I'm like right by the government center. Telephone Victoria. Camarillo Premium Outlets. That area over there. Oh, yeah. You're like right off Las Pozas. Yeah. Okay. I know where you both live now. We all do. We're all coming over. Yeah, that's right. Here we go. Get dinner ready. So, we're all going to dress up. Emmy, what are you going to be? I think I might actually just be Emmy this year. I know that sounds very strange, but every year, every year and beyond every Halloween, I have dressed up. I've never just been me for Halloween. You know what? You're pretty enough to be just you for Halloween. You can just come as you. Thank you. I personally need a tutu or something that glows in the dark in my hair. Well, I dress up all the time for fun, and I'm still dressing up. Oh, yeah. I can't. Perpetually dressed up. Oh, good. Oh, he's got his calendar out. Steve's going. I got my calendar. Sweet. Literally. Yeah. You really do have a calendar. You have a paper calendar with notes. I'm old school. I have the phone that has the calendar in it. Is that written in crayon? It should be. No, no, no. But if my battery dies, I want to know where I need to be and where I have to go. I don't want to have to depend on electricity to see my calendar. So when the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm coming to you because you're prepared. That's right. I'll be the first person to die. Don't worry about it. Oh, no. You'll be with us. So what are you going to be, Brian? I have no clue. You know, I've been so playing Mr. Hugh Hefner here that I've actually been trying to push the event. I've been making phone calls, emailing people. I've been doing it. I've been doing it with other people that I have not put thought into it. I'm a cosplayer. I've, you know, done Han Solo, Captain America, Harry Potter, Superman, Archer. Well, if you're playing Hugh already, all you have to do is get your robe out, right? Yeah, but I wear glasses. She doesn't wear glasses. Well, you can be the version with glasses. There you go. I guess so. Yes, you can. Well, the thing is that, believe it or not, my enjoyment will be if you're enjoying it. If everyone's having fun there, which I know they will, the Playboy Mansion, sure, Paris Hilton, maybe dancing on some pool table at the! It's a little bit more fun than the Playboy Mansion, but it's still fun. It's still fun. It's still fun. I might not have it at my party, but you'll be recognized, you'll be welcomed, you're not just a head there, you're actually welcome, enjoy, have fun. There's no mean bouncer at the door who does eeny, meeny, miny, moe and kicks out whoever they want. No, everybody is welcome to come, yes. And no one's doing coke in the... Thank you. Yeah, that was the 80s or something like that. I love it. What about baby powder? Baby powder on their fannies. Or bath salts. No bath salts. Oh my gosh, were you here for that? I gave somebody a fanny facial and Nancy's making fun of me. I laid a girl on the table last week and I gave her a fanny facial just like you would get a facial on your face with scrubs and lotions. I used a little travel kit that I got. I missed a flight because I met a girl. It's a good story. Honey, we should have one more drink with this girl and we all three missed our flight and ended up spending the night in the room together so it worked out fine. Were the cameras rolling? No, we didn't take photos. No, she's married. But they have an open relationship. You could still take photos. Everybody's happy. And what's her name? I can't tell you. Long story short, if she told you she'd have to kill you. I would. She was actually famous so I would be in big trouble. You're famous. She should be happy. She should be named Josh and Lou. There you go. Stop her name, Felicia Rose. I love you, Felicia. I just met her husband and kids a couple weekends ago at a convention. So anyway, this is open to everybody. And I have to tell you, I used to be on the list at the Playboy Mansion back when it was really the Playboy Mansion. And it's a whole different story today. When you went up there before, we had dinner, we had the movies. It was, you know, you sat with Hef. It was Hef's mansion. Today, they rented out. It's a location. Just like anybody else's. And if you get to see Hef, walk by maybe once. But you're not hanging out with all the celebs. You're not doing, you know, they're going to be in their own little private area. You're not even going to have the same access to them if you have the money to get into the first place. And it's not the parties in the grotto where everybody's fucking anymore. It's not like it used to be. It's a location that they charge a lot of money for people to come in. I've never been to the mansion where I had to pay or anybody else had to pay either or got picked or chosen. It was just your ginger Lynn. You just get to come in and have a good time. And I'm the party girl. So when I'm at your party, I'll be the girl that's up on the stage. I won't be Paris Hilton, but you'll have ginger Lynn up there dancing. I have no rhythm whatsoever, but I don't care. I'm a Jewish guy. You think I actually have any rhythm? Brian, Brian, tell us. You mentioned earlier that you do have a cause that you're donating to. Yeah, actually, there's two causes. Girls and Corpses is coming as well. They're going to have actually a Sibian machine for free rides. You know, it's a Sibian machine. Sibian. Oh, Sibian. I know. I know what that is. I know what that is. Okay. For free rides. But they're going to have like a corpse set up in the corner and you kiss it for a dollar, take a picture or selfie, however you want. And that money is going towards cancer research. Robert's friend, Holly Stevens, died of cancer not that long ago. And he's donating. I'm so sorry. All the. All the proceeds. All the proceeds for that. Now, I have a raffle that I have raffle that's going on. I'm going to be going to the at the club between five and 10. Right. And I got like a Lakers jersey, Clippers jersey, movie memorabilia, sports memorabilia, season pass, Universal Studios statues. I was. And I actually went out and I bought this with my own money. I wasn't. This wasn't donated to me. I bought. I bought. I bought. And I'm still buying. And I'm actually going to sell raffle tickets. And a portion of that is going to be going to cancer. My sister-in-law died a year and a half ago from pancreatic cancer, as we were talking about earlier. And, you know, it's something really affects us all. I mean, I think that the Playboy Mansion also donates some of their portions to something. I don't know what exactly, but you know something, when you say you know you're charging $1,500 per head, that's the Hollywood elite that's going. That's people using business write-offs to going. Saying, yeah, honey, I'm working late, but yeah, I'm really going to a. I'm going to a Playboy party. Exactly. And instead we're going to the real party. We're going to be going to, it's called Halloween Hotness. Halloween Hotness. I mean, if you could go to Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, geekyfreaky.com, a bunch of different sites. You type in Halloween Hotness, any Google search engine or whatever, you'll find me. Halloween Hotness. We're going to talk more about that in just a second. We have to take a quick break. Don't go anywhere. I'm Ginger Lynn. Nancy Monroe in here in the studio with me on every Tuesday. Now we've got over in the corner. Stevie. Next to Stevie, we have. Emmy. Emmy. And next to Emmy, we have. Brian. And we will all be right back with you here on Blame It On Ginger. Don't go anywhere. // // // // We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Of the way that you loved what you were doing. Because now I can watch porn and I'm so bummed because, first of all, there's so many options. And I figure I must just be missing the ratio of women who are enjoying being here, you know, on the screen right now. Because back in the 80s, it seemed to me like the women who were on screen wanted to be there to some degree. Absolutely. Now it's almost like, you know. It's very mechanical. Yeah. And the kids even call it smashing, you know, and having sex. We're smashing. I'm going to smash her. Really? And any. Well, that brings us to what we were talking about earlier. What is Brian doing? Literally smashing. We were just talking about the violent sex and how we're not into that. I wasn't doing that. I wasn't done. Oh, is that how it's done? You missed it. That was earlier. You missed it. You never had down on that microphone. Speaking of current porn. I was trying to follow director. Thank you. Right? Maybe a little closer to the mic. Yep. And now I watch it and I'm just like, in fact, a friend of mine who I think you might have met in the past. I'm not sure. He's going to be at the party. Exactly. Shout out to Wally. Hi, Wally. He made me a whole compilation disc because when he found out that you were the reason I love porn, he went ahead and made me a compilation disc, but so that my kid doesn't see it. It just says GL for BP. You know, you're actually right opposite right there. You can hear the thing by the way. Hi, son. You got to change it now. Now you got to change the label. He doesn't know what porn is. He's only 16. Oh, yeah. You know what? I have an 18 year old and he has gone completely the opposite. The opposite of the way direction I've gone. Lucky. And the thing is, I have girls I shoot for. I have an auction site that I shoot for and I have girls over two or three times a week and they're running around in their lingerie. And my son's almost 19 and he is just over it. He's just he has no interest whatsoever. He has no. He's like, oh, mom. I'm like, no, you have to meet this one. Just come over. No, I'm fine. Thank you. He's not into the whole porn thing. I think that he's probably going to be a priest or something. Whatever makes him happy. As long as he's happy. That's what's important. And then, of course, we have Emmy in studio. Hi, Emmy. I'm still here. Now, before the break, we were talking about the show. Now, Emmy, you are a singer. You are a performer. Are you going to be singing at the Halloween Hotness Night? Oh, please. Yes. We'll be there. And I just got so lucky. Josh gave me one of your CDs. Yep. It's it's called Emmy. Beautiful. Love you. Love you. Leaving you behind. Leaving you behind. I can't read it from here either. I can't see it without my glasses. We're all blind. There it is. It's a beautiful CD. I wouldn't know what it said if I hadn't written it. Leaving you behind. You're not going to leave me behind, are you? You just got here. I'm not talking about you and the song. I hadn't met you yet. Please stay. Ginger's new song. Yes, we don't want you to go anywhere. Please stay. Please stay. If anyone wants to invite Snoop to the party, he could do his part of the song that he did. For Mr. Emmy. Is Snoop on this? Hey, Snoop. He's on. He was on. One of my songs, Mr. Romeo. Mr. Romeo. Which my son loves, by the way. Oh, good. He loves Mr. Romeo. All like three different versions of it. There's probably like 10. Oh, 16. I'll go with 16. There are a ton of remixes. Some of them that I actually didn't know about until I saw them on iTunes. And I was like, oh, cool. More remixes. More people will hear the song. This is awesome. Well, maybe Emmy will treat us to a little excerpt. Sure. I was thinking, do you have a favorite song? I'm not going to blow out the microphone. You can do a part of Mr. Romeo. I'll do Mr. Romeo. It's a very sexy song. If you want, you can do a part of me. We would love to hear Mr. Romeo. I'll do a chorus. Okay. I'm not going to blow out the mic, right? We're okay, like, compression-wise. Are we okay, Jenny? I always have to make sure. We got thumbs up. I can lean back. Your voice is like velvet. Okay, you can lean back. Like velvet. Yes. It's not a screaming song, but I get a little loud. Maybe I'll go back here. Okay. You ready? Yes, I'm going to close my eyes. We're ready. Mr. Romeo, come here and bite me like an animal. I want to fish this one hero. And in the end, you're going to want me more. Mr. Romeo, Mr. Romeo. Wow. Bravo. I got a whistle. Awesome. Yes. I would have whistled, too. I just don't know how. Isn't the album called Magic? The EP was actually called Magic. Magic was just... And there's a song. That song is magical. I love that song. Magic is a very romantic sexual song. Are you a singer, John? Are you a singer, Josh? I am, but in context for Emmy, I'm actually in management. He translates for me sometimes in the studio. Other people have ideas, and he has to sing them so that I understand what's going on. I sing very far, far away. Emmy, you should at least shout out your YouTube page so that people can see what Mr. Romeo's about. It's just youtube.com slash music by Emmy. Emmy is E-M-I-I, so I guess to the camera, I'll do this because then nobody forgets the two I's at the end. There you go. E-M-I-I. E-M-I-I. I'm special. You are special. Aren't we all? You are special. Very skilled in neuro-linguistic programming. Wow. Ew. Wait, you've got, you know, lots of big words. I'm going to come over and hug you. Lots of big words. All right. Here's the hug. She needs a live hug. There you go. A little... Okay, that's lingering a little longer. Well, you know, Brian, I was reading an article. Apparently, to have a hug be... That's not therapeutic. You're supposed to hug someone at least 20 seconds. Oh, really? 20 seconds, so all the endorphins and everything can, like, totally relax you and you get the optimal benefit. I've been shortchanging everyone. 20 seconds. That was a therapeutic hug. That was a good hug. We're all going to have to hug after this. Oh, thank you. Well, you know, I hug. A group hug. I like to really hug. A group hug. When we're done, we need one big, wonderful 20 seconds. Somebody has to time it, though, to make sure because we don't want to screw it up now that we've talked about it. Well, I'll just hold on until I'm done. Okay. Okay. I'll just hold on until she lets go. If somebody lets go, it doesn't count. We have to do another 20 seconds. There you go. Absolutely. Let's do it again. 20 seconds. So you're going to be performing this Saturday, then. Is it going to be leaving you behind a mixture of the other songs that you've composed? I actually have a song that's very close to my heart called My Zombie Boyfriend, which I wrote a few years ago. And people tried to shoot it down because it was before zombies were cool again. And as we all know, things go in cycles. Zombies always get to be cool again. It always happens. Yeah, it was pretty fucking dead. And I was like, you've got to be kidding me. Of course zombies are going to be cool. One month later, zombies were cool again. They were like, okay. Okay. Yeah, in that meantime, I had to fight for it. But yeah, I will very likely be singing My Zombie Boyfriend because they don't have a whole lot of opportunities to sing that song in an appropriate place. Anything she touches is gold. She's got an amazing voice. I'm really lucky to have her. You don't have to be sweet just because I'm here. I'm always sweet. I know you are. You didn't say these things to me about you when you weren't around. Okay. Thanks, Brian. You're welcome. All right. Now we're going to get down to some of the dirty questions. I'm going to get down to some of the dirty questions because I've got two new girls in the studio and I have to ask. Oh, boy. Yes. What is your number one turn on? Oh, funny. Funny and intelligent funny. Not stupid bathroom humor funny, which is hilarious too to me. But I get really turned on when that intelligence clicks and it makes me just crack the fuck up. And I figure like, how are they as smart? You know, can we keep going up and up? And then pretty soon my endorphins let go. Then I start getting turned on. Great turn on. I'm going to get turned on. I'm going to get turned on. I'm going to get turned on. I'm going to get turned on. Only if they're alpha males because I'm an alpha bitch. You know what? I'm the same way. When I find the alpha male, I become the submissive. I am just. We need them to give that space for our permission for us to just relax. And if you're an alpha female in the beginning, every day, all the time, I'm in control. I'm in charge. I'm the head of the household. I'm the heartbeat of the household. I'm the heartbeat of this. And when I'm with my man, I just want to. I don't just lay there, but I want him to be in control. I want him to tell me what to do. I want him to be. And if he's not, then I'll take over. I know. And that gets good, too. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. It's good for you. That can be good, too. When that happens, I just turn to him and I say, you're just going to be my toy for a while. I hope you don't mind that. That's why I love cowgirl. Just lay there, baby. You don't have to do anything. I'm just going to go. So what physical traits turn you on? You know what? No grooming rituals in particular. No. There's no set standard for that at all. It's something psychological that has to happen. Any man that I've ever been with, they're so different from the last and from the next. It's just, it's not a physical thing at all. What about when you get to the bushy part? Like if they're not trimmed or they have a really. Micro penis. Micro penis? No way. I don't want it. I can do like a four. What'd you put in for? Brian, I saw your reaction. Listen, listen. The thing about Jewish people, no, it's not true. Brian, just show me your thumb. You have a fat cock. You do. You have a big fat cock and it's very consistently large and fat throughout. I can't tell the size. I'm going to lie with a psychic hour here. And I'm going to say you've got a nice set of balls, but your cock kind of tapers a little bit at the bottom. And you've got, your balls aren't as big as your dick is, as thick as your dick is. Can we have confirmation on this? Have you ever thought about, you know, writing Hallmark cards at all by chance? Because that's a step or a tear to my eye right there. I'm telling you. No, I'm a thumb reader. And girls, I swear to God. I'm a thumb reader. You can't tell the size, but you can tell the basic style and shape of their cock. Nice. I was looking at my, am I kind of on track? Are you thicker? Are you more on the thick side? Yeah. He's not going to say no. We can call my wife right now on the phone and shut up. We have a special call in today. Josh. Josh. Thumbs. Can we see your thumbs? Dun, dun, dun. Big head. You've got a really big head. You've got a small, small head. You've got a smaller set of balls. Not that big, but you've got a really big head and you're, you're, you're, you're nice at the top. You're pretty consistent, but you're thicker at the top than you're at the base. Confirmation? Yeah. Wait, would you actually? He's like, I don't know. I don't look much. If you were, if someone was really small, would you actually say, you know, to make. You have a tiny penis. Oh, great. Put that away. No, you know, I've never had anybody with a small thumb show me. I have once before and I've gone, it, it, it's. Yeah, I'm not good at it. That's true. You say, oh my God, you must have a really big drawer of toys for your girlfriend. Yeah, that's good. That's like the 21 things never to say to a man. Yeah, exactly. I mean, what about you? What's your number one turn on? Oh boy. Well, definitely humor. I mean, you can't really go wrong with a good sense of humor, but an ability to roll with the punches, a lot of determination, peace of mind, somebody who doesn't get easily upset by things. Just, yeah. I like that. You know what? You guys are both describing my boyfriend. Lucky. Can we meet him? Yeah. Yes. And I share too. Well, you're going to meet him on Saturday. You will meet him on Saturday. Yay. Yes, it will be. He will be there. He's not convinced yet, but. Oh, hey. Oh, come. Come to the party. It's his birthday. I'll sing happy birthday to him right now, but he has to come. Okay. Yeah. I'm answering for him. All right. Is he listening right now? He's listening right now. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. To Nick. You better come to the party because I'm singing to you right now and I'm going to be really upset if you don't. Happy birthday to you. Okay. Now, maybe. Awesome. He's got to come now. You heard it, baby. It's who you are. Very well done. Coming to the party. He serenaded you on air, man. Uh-oh. Is that bad? If it's a live singing, I think you can like that. Yeah. I just caught you guys in a traditional song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is that, you know, I haven't been with anyone else since my wife. Okay. And my wife has been married before. First husband died of cancer. Okay, sorry. I don't know what's going on, the common theme here. And the thing is that I love the fact that she's bigger than me. She's an Amazon. Oh. Jean, I love you. Remember that again. We like Amazon women. I'm going to be downloading this later, so I'll show it to you. But the thing is that she is, I've never met a woman like her in my life. And I've, you know, with other women, you know, it's, you know, some of it's actually, you know, sexual. Some of it's actually emotional. Jean, just such a giving person. She's just a loving person. And, you know, something, I once said she's an Amazon. She can knock me down and, you know, do the cow girl thing. The thing is that she likes me to take control. And, you know, something, and I love her for it. And, you know, we have a beautiful son, Alexander. Congratulations. And he's seven years old. Or as you would say, seven and three quarters. I don't know when you stop saying three quarters. I'm like, yeah, I'm 44. I'm 46 and 37 quarter months. Jenny, your, someone's penis just like moved the whole camera. Josh. Control yourself. Josh, get your penis off the bottom of the table there. You're on that side of the table. Let's see if I can tighten. I told you not to put them on the corner. Nope, that's not going to work. Thank you. Okay, Jenny's coming in. No, but it's Josh on the corner. All right, so while this is actually, you know, let's play some elevator music right now. You know, you got any elevator music? I instantly went to the Jeopardy theme song and I probably should not sing that. No, no, no. Because a girl with a penis might like that. What? Well, I like a mixture of physical and mental, you know? I like, I like both. Absolutely. My man, now I don't have a certain type that they're, the thing that I, that turns me on when we're going to have sex is kissing. Oh yeah. I love, and that's, I can tell by the way, I love, love kissing. Passionate. And I can tell by the way you kiss the way that you fuck. Oh yeah. If you've got that dirty little tongue going in, now you're going to be a little rabid fucker. If you've got the mush. Tongue, the tongue, I have a little dick. Then you're going to take over. Hate the mush tongue. Yeah, I'm going to have to be in charge. Did you do some like a comparison of tongues with Nina yesterday or was it the day before? Um, oh, that was yesterday. That was yesterday. That was yesterday. Yes. I was, I had a long tongue. Yeah. Oh. Wow. Ooh. Wow. Nancy's got a really long tongue. Jean Simmons. Nancy, are you bisexual? Just thought I would throw that out there. Welcome to your first day. Are you bisexual? Was that on the, uh, the resume from? I don't remember. Take a note here. I do have a checklist here. Okay, Nancy. Nancy has a long tongue. We've got a question mark and tongue. All right, Emmy, are you bisexual? Um, actually, as I interviewed with the Huffington Post not too long ago, I would accurately define myself as pansexual. What is pansexual? Um, it's, it's not gender specific. It's more like I'm, I'm attracted to personalities and like how a person is. So it doesn't really matter to me if they're a guy. If they're a girl or in between, you know, if I love somebody, I love somebody. Oh, I like that. Pansexual. That's a nice term. I don't know that one. I had the image of a panda at first. Not so much that far. We will get in trouble for that one. No duh. Just pan. Pandas are not that sexy. I mean, you know, they're cute. They're cute. They're cute. They're very cuddly looking. It's not my type. But I guess I hear they're really mean. Aren't they? That's what I've heard. That they're really mean animals. They, they're not. They're not the cuddly little panda bears that you think they are. They're big and they're mean. That's probably a good thing. It's also very difficult to get them to mate. Oh, well, that says something. Really? Don't be a panda sexual because they will not mate with you. Once every seven years or something. I don't know. I have to check my facts. But I think it's difficult. So they are, they're that mean and stubborn. They won't even mate with their own kind. That's kind of. Okay. I told you they're just snobby and stuck up. I had pandas. If you were going to be an animal, Josh, what animal would you be? Not a panda. A hawk? I mean. Did you say rooster? Cock? He said cock. He said cock. I would be a dolphin. And I'll tell you why. Dolphins are pansexual. They don't really care. And they actually, they will, they mate with, they'll have gang bangs with a female. And the female is totally into it. And they'll just like all, they're one of the most sexual animals that there are. They love to fuck. They're very playful. And they just fuck all the time. I would be a dolphin. And they're incredibly smart. And they're really smart. And they're incredibly smart. Which is very sad. And they're very sexy. Exactly. So I'm going to be a dolphin. How did you, how did you hear about that? I know so much useless trivia. It's unbelievable. You watching Jeopardy again? No, I actually do a lot of research for my show. I haven't gotten to any of it today, but I do a lot of research for my show. Wow. And yeah, there's, and the other, the only other animal besides humans that I know of is the bonoba monkey. The bonoba? Bonoba. Is it bonoba? It's something like that. Bonoba? Is that it, Jenny? Boner? We need to learn about monkeys. No, it's bonobo, bonobo or bonoba monkeys. And they are the only ones other than humans that I am aware of that will have sex in missionary position. Whoa. Yes. Is it because they're capable? I mean, their body shape was. Well, gorillas can. Pretty much any monkey could. Yeah. But this particular monkey, they're just known for being really, really horny. They like to fuck. And they do it all the time. Have you been to the Playboy Mansion and been back to the squirrel monkeys? Oh, yes. Those little... Stress relief, I guess, because you walk up to that cage and they all start freaking out and then the males start jerking off and then they go and have like sex for two seconds with one and then they'll run over and have sex with another and then they'll like jerk off and they'll... And that's, I guess, stress relief. I guess. I thought it was an animal. That's what their groundskeeper was telling me. That's my animal I'm going to be. I'll be that animal. So, Brittany, Brittany, are you going to be performing on Saturday's Halloween Hotness? No. All my performances are on film. I'm a film and television actress. Okay. And now I'm writing. So, I just have... I have a script right now that we are marketing. Cool. We had Faye Dunaway. She was signed on to play my mother and then she passed away. So... She did? What did Faye... She did. Oh, that was like the last couple. I mean, not Faye Dunaway. Faye Dunaway is who we have now. Sorry. Oh, come on. Lauren Bacall. Lauren Bacall. Yeah, there you go. She was signed on to play my mom and we just had to come up with funding to, you know, make the film happen and be able to pay her what she's worth. Right. But, unfortunately, she did pass away before we got to shoot. We didn't get any of her stuff. But then we approached Faye Dunaway and she paid a lot of attention given that Lauren Bacall was interested. Right. And so now she's reading it. She's interested. I don't think we have confirmation on that yet, but I am saying verbally that she is interested because they have said she is interested. That's fantastic. She should do it. I'll sing her happy birthday. Where does she live now? Does she live here in California? I think she lives here in California. Okay. Awesome. Yeah. We have to take a quick break. I'm sorry to interrupt the party here. I know Jenny's giving me that look again. All right. Give me that look. She's shaking her finger at me. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. Don't go anywhere. We will be right back with me, Ginger Lynn, with Nancy, with Josh, with Brian, with Brittany, and with... Emmy. With two I's. E-M-I-I. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. Emmy. Why are they right here? Why are they right here? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. with a really nice tongue. Nancy, where can we follow you on Twitter? You can follow me at Nancy Monroe. Nancy Monroe, M-O-N-R-O-E? Yep. Nancy Monroe. Now, I want everybody, I'm going to check her Twitter followers by tomorrow, and I want to see them doubled. Yeah, I want at least 10. Come on. At least 10. You have me and you on Twitter, I guess. I never, I don't go on it. You know what? I avoided Twitter for the longest time, and everybody kept telling me, you got to go on Twitter. And I saw people walking around all the time looking at their phones, and I thought, I don't want to be that girl. So I have Twitter, and I tweet in the mornings, and I tweet during the show, and that's it. And the rest of the time, I'll read your tweets in the morning, but I don't have the alerts on my phone. I don't want to be bothered all the time. I want to live my life right here right now. I find it difficult. 40 characters or less, I think it is. I know. If you like to write, it's a challenge, right? See, I don't have that many thoughts. So for me, it's really simple. I don't know that many words. But we learned a word tonight. Pansexual. Pansexual. I did learn a new word today. It's an educational show. Multiple syllables. All the syllables. Yay. There's lots of them. I can even say it, pansexual. Brian. The way you say it, pansexual. Pansexual. Makes it sound so good. Halloween Hotness is coming up this weekend. It's going to be this Saturday. Yes. And it is from 5 p.m. until 2 a.m. Yes. At? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Where? Gator. Gator is located on Hollywood Boulevard, on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Coinga Boulevard. The exact address is? 1640 North Coinga Boulevard in Los Angeles. Which is perfect. Now, where can people get tickets? There's a couple different websites, but I'll give you the main one. HalloweenHotness.BrownPaperTickets.com. HalloweenHotness.BrownPaperTickets.com. Exactly. The thing is, I mean, I'm going to sell them. I'm actually at the event. When you come up to the door. Right. But why stand in a long line where you can say, oh, here's my ticket. Check, you're in. Why would you want to spend any time online at all when you want to go inside and enjoy the comfort of the ladies? How many people does the venue hold? It'll hold about 350. I was going to bring a few friends. I don't know if there'll be room. Are you friends? Is it ego-wise big? No. I'm going to bring the baby oil so we can all fit in. You always need to snuggle. Brittany, I have a giant, I've been waiting, I don't know where to go. I don't know where to use this. Don't you tell me it's a jump house and baby oil. I have an inflatable wrestling ring and I just don't have the baby oil. It's in the box. I have it. I have it. All right, should I add that? Should I add that to the venue? Oil wrestling? You know what? Do you think anybody would do it? You should have oil wrestlers. I'll do it. You know, Emmy will wrestle. I'll do it. And you're coming as you say you are. Sign me up. All right, Stevie, seriously? Will you make a note? What happened? What happened? Pack the wrestling ring. Saturday night, it's in the garage. It's the big box. It's the wrestling ring from pipedream.com. How big is it exactly? It's about... She said pipe. From here, pipe. Pipe. From about where I sit to the end of the table, it's a ring about this big. Oh, that'll fit. It'll fit. So no stilettos, basically. It's meant for two girls. Okay. Yeah. Or you could fill it with jello. And do you guys have the girls? Oh, jello. Well, we've got Emmy. I'll do it. Emmy's gonna do it. I'll jump in. By the end of the night, I will... So be in the oil. I'm not up to par for that kind of thing. I will gently practice my wrestling skills. I think it's just sold right now. I think it's just... But I'm all for it. Who wants to be the referee? The thing is... You'll have to break us up and show up. No, no, no, no, no. That's the... That's my job, okay? That's my job. He's like, come on. Listen, who just alpha-mailed me? Yes, exactly. I saw that. I saw that. Oh, don't apologize. You know what you can be? Is you can be like the girl in the corner that like, after we wrestle, we have to like... They ding the bell and we come back and you're like, give me some water and pat me down. That's boxing. No, you can be the ring girl. They kind of like the ring girl. No, they don't do anything. I want somebody who's actually touched me. Referee. You're a ring woman. I need a reason for you to touch me. I will... I am there for you. Wipe the oil off so they won't come back in and that's so slippery. Yeah, and it has to be done just right, you know, because those boobs are so perfect. I don't want to like mess them up so I have to do it real gently. Oh, I would hate that. Just for this. Should we give you a little... On that note... We're going to put her on the ring. Brittany Powell, where can we find you on Twitter? Where can we find you in life? Where can we find you, your movies, your films? Well, first of all, TroubleIsMy.biz. So www.TroubleIsMy.biz. TroubleIsMy.biz. No com in there. TroubleIsMy.biz. Yes. Got it. Because the name of the movie is TroubleIsMy.biz. TroubleIsMy.biz. TroubleIsMy.biz. So that's pretty clever of my writing partner, Tom Conkle. He whipped that one out. He's like, oh, I'm going to buy that .biz. You're smart, homie. And Tom will also be at the... Tom will be there too, my writing partner. He's a well-known actor as well, and he's funny as fuck. Wonderful. Yeah. Awesome. And my Twitter, I hardly ever go on it because I don't, like you were saying, I actually like your idea of having a set time in the morning, get it out of the way. Well, let's see if we can each have 10 friends. So it's... I know. Can I please... I almost made Ginger choke. I really wasn't into the Twitter, but I find I can post on Facebook and my friends might like it, but they're people I know. But when I post on Twitter, I find people that I don't know and people will come in and follow me and like me that I never would have reached any other way. And that's just because they're searching for a certain thing. That's a great idea, yeah. Yeah. Well, I got... Okay, first of all, it's a Britney Poppins. It's a Britney Powell. Not Britney Powell. It's a Britney Powell. A Britney Powell. Oh. Because Britney Powell was taken. The Britney Powell was taken. Britney Powell one was taken. I figured, oh, well, I'm just a Britney Powell. So I put a Britney Powell. A Britney Powell. There you go. Ginger Lynn, there's like six of me out there. So if you look up Ginger Lynn on Twitter, it's not really me. Blame it on Ginger is me. No, everybody else is... I watch my own Twitter followers on other people's Twitter. I'm like, that's some fat dude with the hairy back. Yeah. You know, sitting in this basement of his mom's house in Kansas, you know, with his baby oil. With his baby oil. With his baby oil. With his baby oil. Right? And his blow-up wrestling balls. And Emmy, where can we find you? On Twitter, it's Emmy Music. E-M-I-I Music. E-M-I. That's me. Because also, Emmy was taken. What the hell? With two I's? Who else spells it with two I's? Emmy was taken? Strong people. I know. It's some girl in New York. I need to go pay a visit. That's what you think. That's what you think. No, you got to handle it. It's not a thing. In Kansas, we're having the same problem here. I know. I know him now. He's pretending to be both of us. We have L-Sweet on the line. L-Sweet, are you there, beautiful girl? Yes, I am. Hello, Ginger. Oh. Hello, Nancy. Essential voice there. Hello. Hello, Brittany, Emmy, Stevie, men people. Men people. And the men. We've been labeled. We need you a little closer to the phone, sweetheart. Can you hear me now? I can hear you now. You have such a low, beautiful, sexy voice. It's so sultry. I hate to make you speak louder because I love that sexy voice, but we want everyone to be able to hear you. So, yes, we can hear you now. What's up today, baby? I had a question that you guys posed yesterday on yesterday's show, and I didn't hear the answer. I was wondering what kind of doctor Dr. Nancy is. Oh, we were asked. Yes, we were waiting, Dr. Nancy. What kind of doctor are you? Well, that depends. What kind of doctor do you need? Oh, my goodness. What are you being for Halloween? I'm going to be working, probably. You're going to be working. Can you dress up where you work? Can you dress up like an employee? I thought about... It's funny. Everybody at work wants me to do an afro. I'm not feeling the whole afro thing. You know, what if you got like a multicolored afro? Like a rainbow afro? Yeah, we were talking about that earlier. The rainbow. I'm going with the rainbow. My hair is going to be rainbow. It's not an afro, but it's kind of... It's Rasta. I've got Rasta dreads that are going to be coming down. Nice. Oh, cool. She should go as a... Or you can wear a bathing cap and, you know, just add things to it just to be creative. Oh, that would be... Yeah, I've seen that before. Feathers, a bit of everything. Oh, yeah. Bedazzle it. Bedazzle it. I have a bedazzle it. You also knit, Ginger. I do, and I knit, too. She's creative. Bedazzle the knitter. I paint. I should, you know, I should just paint my body. We should do a body painting segment one time. I paint, too. Oh, let's do that. Yeah. I sculpt and I paint. That would be absolutely fantastic. Yep. Absolutely. Well, Elswee, we are going to miss you on Halloween. Can you come to our party? I'll write you a note. I'll say, please excuse Elswee as she's tied up right now. And... She will be tied up back there. Love, Ginger. No pun intended. But wait. I never get the answer to my question. Oh, Dr. Nancy. Well, I'm actually an author. And in terms of the avenue I explore is sex therapy. Okay. So, you know... I think you're in the right place. Yeah, I think I'm in the right place. You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. You're in the right place. Well, you see, now you're my kind of doctor. Well, that's nice to know. We always love hearing from you, Elswee. I hope that you have a really happy Halloween if I don't talk to you again before that. And at some point I'm going to kiss somebody. I don't know who, but... We'll put it on Twitter. I'll put it on Twitter and I'll go, this one's for Elswee. Thank you. You are so welcome. I just took a... I have bruises on my ass. Uh-oh. I got some. I spanked again yesterday and I didn't know it and somebody... With what? Nina Hartley's hands. Jeez. It was her girlfriend's birthday and her girlfriend was... She's not comfortable in front of the camera so I said I would take the spanking for her. You have to see my ass. What a trooper. Yes. I haven't seen it yet. You don't have baby powder or anything. I should have brought some Muay Thai liniment. No oil? But... Now, I haven't seen it. I had such a good time getting them. But I hear that I have bruises all over my ass. No, you have... Yes, you do. Oh, you do. A couple. Yeah, you have some... Is it bad? Oh, and finger marks. Like actual... And a tattoo on your ass. And you have lips on your back too. Somebody kissed my ass? Somebody kissed your ass. Oh, no. Somebody... Oh, no. Oh, don't look at my bush. It looks more like bite marks on your ass. Bite marks? I have to... Like a hickey on your ass. Oh, is that what it looks like? That's what it looks like. I have to hide my pussy. One of the things my boyfriend asked me for for his birthday was to grow out my bush. Oh. I dated one of you. I have three more days that I get to... I've shaved the lips still, but the top of it is full blown out like he wanted it. So I guess... We call that retro beef. So the retro bush, was that like a fantasy of his? No, what it is, it's a memory. It's one of those things and his memory is of being a teenager and the first time that he put his hands down a girl's pants and what he felt was just hair and that turn on and it made his dick hard. It was just... Sliding his hands down and feel... If you have the hair and you feel like... I actually kind of like the feel of it. Because you can braid it? I can't. Yeah? That's what I'll be. I'll be Pippi Longstocking. There you go. I'll just braid my pubes. I'll have them hanging down. I'll be dancing all night. I just had this conversation. Are you sure he... Plus if you... Are you sure he wasn't actually, you know, just making out with a girl and just put his hand down and was petting the dog instead or something like that? It's not that kind of a show, Brian. We already talked about that. Yes, we did. Well, Ginger, you do the two braids because I was going to do two afro puffs. If you... Oh, if you do... You know what? I will... It's going to be hard. I don't know if I can... I can reach it, but I don't know if I'm that coordinated to braid, but I could probably French braid it. We could probably have glue two Barbie heads on each side. Then you could braid them. Oh, that would work. That would work. How about like balls? Just put in some balls. You can use the heads as suction cups. Oh, my God. That would be hysterical if I just had a set of Barbie testicles hanging out of the bikini that he didn't realize it. try and have Barbie testicles for you. Like super short shorts like that. It's like what you're wearing now, but then they accidentally... Your balls actually slip out. They're just hanging out the side. Yeah, they just keep... While you're at the grocery store. Dude, it'll be like the Lady Gaga incident. And then just play like da-da-da-da. I do that really well. You didn't know about that? Not when I'm trying either. There was a video that came out, well, many, many, many months ago when Lady Gaga was on stage, and she supposedly... Something fell out of her pants, and people made... It was not a baby. Okay. Was it a butt puck? It would have... It might have been. I don't know. I mean, I didn't see anything, but there was a whole big fuss about it. I'm like, come on, guys. Chill out. It's whatever she wants it to be. We were all born naked. It's part of who you are. Who cares? Come on. Yeah, exactly. It's fine. Chill. Well, we're sorry to hear you're working. My testicles falling out now. I'm just going... This is going to be the coolest costume ever. So, L-Suite, I will wear my Rasta head, and I'm going to figure out a way... Oh, I know what I'll do. Can I have dingleberries instead? Oh, no. No. No. That's what I'm thinking. No, listen. Dingleberries? No. I have the most beautiful jeweled... It's a butt plug, and the jewel on the end is this beautiful giant diamond, and the butt plug itself is purple. It's only about this long, and I can put it in, and then when I wiggle, I'll feel it, but if I can actually hook the Barbie dolls over the butt plug so that they're hanging out like dingleberries. Well, what about the butt plug that looks like a horse's mane? I have that one, too. I have the horse tail. You could bring that. You could be dazzled, too. coming right out of your butthole. I have a horse tail. Coming right out of your butthole when you put it in? That's what they do. It comes right out of my butthole. Yep. And that way, if I'm wearing a really short skirt, when I walk, I'll just have a tail that comes out. I've also got a fox... Oh! I've got a fox tail. Oh, that was big in the 80s, wasn't it? Fox tails? Okay, I'm an 80s kind of girl. No, no. So I'm still living in the 80s. Gordon was good back then, damn it. It was good. It was my formative years. That was when all of the good porn was made, damn it. You're absolutely right. That's right. You're absolutely right. Formative woman right there. That's right. Yes, thank you. That's what 42nd Street used to be, 42nd Street, not, you know, corporate empire, Disney, Toys R Us land. You know, I had the first billboard, not... According to Jenna Jameson, you are not the first to have a billboard in Times Square. I'm sorry, Miss Jenna. It was me. It was for Girls on Fire with John Holmes in Times Square on 42nd Street. Great, great, big, giant poster. I've got the pictures of it to prove it. And also, your movie, I Dream of Jenna, not the first one. It was I Dream of Ginger First. So, and before me, it was I Dream of Jeannie. So, you're not first. I'm sorry. I... I was feeling... Okay, okay. I can touch this now. It's all wrestling, Ginger versus Jenna. I have 22 years of martial arts. Bring it on, bitch. Oh! Really? What are you... Okay, we need to have a discussion after the show. I have a black belt in showtaping. I have a black belt in taekwondo, and I have a black belt in the MMA. I think I love you. I want the MMA one. I mean, I want to learn the MMA one. I don't want to just take your belt. I can't. I just stopped about two years ago. I've had four knee surgeries, so I did my final professional fight, and I told... And it was supposed to be... It was two girls, obviously, and I'm like... And it was supposed to be a sexy fight, so I said, I just had knee surgery. Stay away from my right knee. Bitch blew out my knee. Bobby Star, I love you to death. I hope your baby is wonderful. But you blew out my right knee. Oh, my God. That sucks. Sorry. So that was my final fight. That was it. And I don't know why I'm spitting so much today. That was almost a bless your heart moment. You know what? I'm 51. I got to stop fighting eventually. Emmy, what are you doing in Butcherland? You don't have to. I've had 18 years of martial arts. Actually, the seminar I went to, you might be vaguely interested in, but I can tell you after this show. I would love to know more about it. Now, I just... I'm thinking of actually going into Tai Chi now because of my knees. I don't know why. I've got donors in both legs. Consider Wing Chun, too, because there's a lot of centerline... Isn't that the song from the 80s? Oh, no. Here we go. Everybody Wing Chun tonight. Yes, as a Wing Chun practitioner, we will hear that on a daily basis. But, yeah, there's actually an individual at the Wing Chun place I train now who actually does not have the... Well, legs, you know, does not have that blessing of having ability of his legs, and he's actually doing really good. Really? So, yes. You still have one good one, and, you know, you can still walk, so you'd be okay. You know, I mean, my donors are both under 30 years old. That's what they do is they don't put anybody over 30 in your knees. So I've got young girls, but the problem is they're going... I've got two left knees now. Wow. Oh. So I'm just a little... No, they're ACLs. Oh, sorry. I don't think that it matters which one they put in there, but anyway... Still knees. You need your knees. You need your knees, so I would love to find out more. Elle Sweet, you're like this little listener in the background. You're our little voyeur right now, aren't you? Well, I wanted to... I wanted to say one more thing. Yes, I love. You know how you were talking about when you get sexually excited sometimes you feel like you have to pee? Yes. Yes. Well, for my birthday, I got myself one of your videos, actually one that you produced and directed, and it showed up in the mail the other day, and I got really excited, and I had to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I finally get what Ginger was talking about. There you go. It's when I have to pee, it's the same feeling as when I'm getting turned on. It's that like, ah, only I have to be careful so I don't pee my pants, but... Yes, so you get it now. Right to the edge. Yeah, and then pull back a little. Well, the problem that I usually have is I get that thing and I go, I don't have to pee, I'm just turned on, so I'll masturbate, and then I can't pee for a while afterwards, which throws the whole thing off. It's... I don't know what to do. It's tough being me. It's a hard knock-on. It's my life. It's really... Wasn't that song Let It Go all of a sudden come into my mind? Oh, sweet, thank you so much for calling in, beautiful lady. I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful Halloween. Yeah, and a happy Halloween. And we love you here. You guys have fun at the party. I'll be thinking of you while I'm wiping butts. I'll be kissing you. She's a nurse. All right, bye-bye. Bye, sweetheart. Thank you. I'm into water sports. I was about to ask. Sounds like water sports to me. I am. Do you know what water sports are, Em? Do you know what water sports are, me? Enlighten me, please. I probably do. I'm sure. It's urine. It's pee-pee. Oh, okay, okay. And I'm not into... It's hard to explain because if you're not into it, it sounds really gross and disgusting. I don't walk around peeing on people. I don't ask people to pee on me. It's not like that. But one of my favorite things is to get in my bathtub and I wear a white, just a white T-shirt. It can be a white beater. It can be any white T-shirt. And my boyfriend will get in the bathtub with this giant big bathtub the size of this table and he'll just piss on me right on the T-shirt and I love the warmth and I love the way my T-shirt sticks to my nipples and all of a sudden my shirt is just stuck to me and there's something about it and it dribbles down in between my legs and it's warm and it's my man. You know, I know where he's been. It's not like I just do this with everybody but I really do enjoy water sports and with him... I was thinking jet skiing but okay. It's good because if you ever get stung by a jellyfish, you just say, come on, let's go. We've done this before. We've had practice. It's good. Okay, I'll take you one step further. Now, just because you're... Don't do it. No, one step further. No, no, no. She's scared. In the butt. Anal sex. Now, this is the hardest thing to find somebody who can do this. My man is the only man I've ever met that can do this because when you're doing... Having anal sex, your dick has to be hard to get it in, right? True. In order to pee, your dick has to be soft so you have to get your dick in while it's hard. Let it go soft but you're turned on because you're in the ass and you're not supposed to be there and so having... Your ass filled with piss. Okay. I know it probably is grossing everybody out right now and you're thinking, okay, what is wrong with this girl? Hey, whatever. But it feels so good. They have a toy that you put in there and it turns your ass into a urinal so it's like a butt plug with a hole so that anyone can come dry and pee in it. Interesting. Am I going to be on the side of the street just with my ass up in the air? No, I just... I just saw it. It was... I was walking to the store and they had a huge... A huge display, all different sizes. Wow. I was just... I just sat there with my jaw open and I was like... Why didn't you take a picture? Oh. Now, there's a part of me going, you know what? I would like one of those. There's a... Because I get it. It's with my man and you got... Brian, are you okay? Christmas is coming. It's fine. It's just... Santa, I was good. Please give me this. Santa, I was good. That's fine. But I'm Jewish. It's like Hanukkah Christmas. Quiet in the corner. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know I look normal, but I'm really not. I love ginger. I mean, come on. Yeah. I've seen more of you than probably half the people in the room I've seen in a year. I do. So the rest of the month is going to start. She's ready. We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we're going to talk about 21 things you never should say to a man. Uh-oh, we've got a fight going on here. We've got some arm wrestling. And no oil. And no oil. But I've got the pit. I'm bringing the pit to the party. Awesome. Bring it. It's going to be awesome. I want everybody it's Halloween hotness at no dot brown paper ticket dot tickets. It's Halloween hotness dot brown paper tickets dot com. And that's at Club Couture on Saturday. You can come and pay at the door if you'd like to, but the things I want to tell you about the celebrities are going to be there, but I'll wait until after the break. Perfect. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. I'm going to be deep inside your crack. You're going to be up inside my crack every single Wednesday with Ro De La Grazie. In the crack, you're going to get Confucius say, Ro the Penis Pro. Deep inside, Ro, some popcorn culture, just the tip sex ideas to hold you over. Now, another game that I love to play that I'm going to be doing with Ro is called Would You Eat This? We'll let you know if we would or not. We've got the wheel of wax, sex in the news, our dirty toy garage store, wholesale, as well as dirty laundry. Join me with Ro De La Grazie on the crack. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. It actually goes for men and women. Well, it does. It does. Of course. Of course. When the time's right, it's right. When the person's right, you know, you know it. But I mean, after you've been with someone a significant number of years, three, you know, you think yourself, okay, three years, not 30, and you realize, you know what? Life is short. This person I do not foresee in my future. I mean, you know, you get to the point. I'm surprised you lasted three years. Well, you know. I have a six-month rule. That's why I've been engaged nine times is because I let people know in six months, either I know that it's something that's going to be real or it's not. And in six months, I think it's been a really good time. I enjoyed your company. But I like the fact that you don't necessarily get married because it's a fact. No, no, hear me out. You know? He shifted. He shifted once we were married. That's when I saw the other personality. Oh, that's what I hear. Like gone girl. Like gone girl. Like bipolarism. Oh, like gone girl. Yeah, like gone girl. I hope not as bad. And it's just like, oh, you know. That's scary. You think you know somebody. It is kind of scary because you know what? I mean, I'm down if you want to be my bootlicking little worm, but it's not going to go around the other way. Not after, you know, spending two years with you and then all of a sudden, oh, you know, cuckoo. Yeah. You know, right? Yeah, that's no good. Yeah, Cocoa Puffs. So, you know. Good reasons not to get married. But you know what? There are people out there that are happily married. There are. I'm so happy for you. I wish you all the best. My parents are. Who's married in this room? Josh, are you married? I'm not. You're not? Brian, you are very happily married. I am happily married. And I love to hear that. What about you? The big D. Brittany, the big D. Two things I love that are big Ds. Two things. Divorce and boobies. I love it. Ooh. There's nothing better than a good dick. I like calling it a cock, but yeah, dick. I don't care. Call it whatever you want. I call it to me. I call it, yeah. You know what? I just love it. I just discovered our friend Cleo. Yes. She told me the name of this thing that I recently saw. I saw males dancing in Vegas and I wondered what that thing was they were wearing. It just was kind of hanging there and swaying and some call it a cock sock, but she called it an elephante. An elephante. I like that though. I like that term. Very French. Very copyright that. I like that. Honey, can you get out your elephante? Okay. What are you talking about? I live with it every day. Yeah, honey. Can you get it out of the drawer? And what about you, Emmy? Are you married? No. No. I'm married to my career, which sounds kind of cold and horrible, but it's really. No, no, no. I love it. No, no, no. But I say it in such simple terms. Listen to an older woman. You do that. You keep on that track. I'm quite happy. Don't worry. I love everybody. But thank you. Thank you for scolding me. Do that if I ever go. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Well, if you did have a man that you were married to or a man in your life, these are 21 things that you should never say to a man. We'll go through a couple of them and see how the guys react and if we have ever said anything like that. I have, I'm sure. I probably have as well. She knows. Nancy, do you have any on the list that are standing out to you that you especially like? Yes, I especially like the last one on the page that's not there. Oh, and what does it say? My vagina is broken. Ooh. That means your relationship is over. I'm sorry, honey. I just don't know what to tell you. My vagina's broken. Well, there are other things you can do that doesn't involve... I have lockjaw. Everything's broken. Everything's broken. Everything's broken, sorry. I'm wearing a butt plug. My vagina's broken and I have lockjaw. And arthritis. And I have arthritis. And arthritis. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Actually, one of them here, it's interesting. There was one here that says, these condoms aren't too big for you, honey? Ooh. That's a good one. That's a good one. Oh, my God. One time after my ex-husband, who was well-endowed, I still had some magnums and then they were in my drawer or whatever. But I guess a year later, I was dating this guy and he was like, oh, do you have any condoms? And I pulled out the magnums and we hadn't ever done anything yet. You know, I hadn't done... I do what we call the field check if I know I want to put that notch on my bedpost or not. Right. And you didn't check his thumb? And I forgot to do the little feel like, oops, sorry, I didn't walk past you far enough away and I, oops, touched it. Uh-oh. My bad. I did not do that field check and when I pulled out the condoms, he was like, everything just went down. Like his face, his dick, everything just like... Oh. Yeah. Nah. So, I mean, it was good to know. But you didn't... Right up front. You didn't take it like blow dust off and be like... Say, okay, that's where it says we're using a while. Yeah. For that one, I think... I gave you the three pack so that I'm ready when I meet somebody I know what... I just... I can look at it and I know which one to pull. It's a variety pack? They come in a variety? No, I got this really great case. It's got a little mud flap girl on it and it fits right in the top pocket, that extra little change pocket or whatever it is at the top of your jeans and I'm ready. And I can even... So, you just carry three different sizes with you so no matter who you're with... So, whoever I meet, I'm ready. That's perfect. That's a good idea. That's a really good idea. Does it glow in the dark? I meet people when I leave it at home. That's the... Right. That's the law of it though. When I leave it at home, I'm like, oh, okay. I'm sorry I don't have them with me right now. You have to go buy some. And what size will you be buying so I know if I should open the door for you when you come back? I just go... I don't go for like... I go for the crazy adventure. If they're psycho but I don't have to live with them, I'm good. That's Stevie. I think the worst one that I ever did was similar to that and I'd been with a guy for like a year for a couple of years and it was my first relationship afterwards. Not the first relationship, the first sex afterwards. So it wasn't... It became a relationship but anyway, we were at a hotel room and I was in the back because I said, you know, I want to take a bath first because I always want to be fresh and we've been out dancing and so I got in the bathtub and we started fooling around and he's playing with my pussy and he slips it inside. You're like, where is it? No, and I said to him, I go, I hope my pussy doesn't feel too big. My last boyfriend was really... He had a really big cock. Is that on that tier list? Is that on the list, by the way? Oh my. Oh wow. It should be on the list. I said this to Brian Lundquist and that poor guy is... I know that name. Yeah. For some reason. You know what? He was my boyfriend when I... He wasn't my boyfriend when I moved to California. Once I moved out here to DC, he decided he was my boyfriend and he and I shot... The reason I can say his name is we actually shot for Penthouse together. We did a boy-girl layout and I'm surprised that they used him. You could have told me that he has a really unique penis which is number 12. Why is that actually a negative thing? That's actually... I think it's a positive thing. That's how you take it. Well, that would be good for my thumb test. I could look at thumbs and go, you have a really unique penis. Oh, that's a down one. Followed up by bless your heart. Is there gonna be on there... It has to be I have a headache. Isn't that on there? No. It's not that bad. It's like when I go, it's interesting. How was everything? And I go, oh, it's interesting. Oh, Stevie. It was interesting. It was interesting. You're so brutally honest, though. You really are. Yeah, but interesting could sway both ways. Not with Stevie. No? No. But I did. Interesting was when I met... Oh, God, I shouldn't even go there on the show, but I met the bipolar, too. Oh, when you were in... I felt deeply, deeply, deeply emotionally connected to a hundred different people. I bet. Yeah. That sounds perfect. That was madness. But do you have that as you go singing? Do you carry condoms with you? Or do you even hook up or meet people? Or do you pick fans out of the audience? I really don't. If a reality show followed me, they would be so bored. The things that I do are not as exciting as people. It was actually the first hotel. I was going to say right off the bat. I do music and I do film and I do martial arts and I love people, but I don't do crazy... Well, okay. What about casting couches for both of you because you both act? Oh, wait. Oh, I have a good story. I have a good story. When I first moved to New York, you know, I was pursuing film and I lived in a basement when I first got there. You know, this story, Starving Artist. I took this job as a hostess for a party. I didn't know what the party was. And I was like, oh, okay, I get to be a hostess. This is great. I get a hundred bucks. I got there. I got to the nice loft and it was a foot fetish party. But we're doing it with feet. I love this fetishist. I had no idea this was a thing. I was 18. I just got to New York. I was like, what's going on? What do you do? How do you get out of that? Your eyes really lit up. I didn't. I was still a hostess. I was completely, I mean, you know, whatever, you know, to each their own. I'm not a judgmental person. I was a little bit shocked because I didn't know it existed. So what did you have to do? Just walk around barefoot or grease them or what? Well, no, I didn't actually participate in the foot fetish party. I was like the hostess, you know, I'd let people in and stuff, but I was just, it still blows my mind even though, you know, I know it's a thing now and it's okay. Like, I'm okay if you like feet. It's whatever. Have you ever had anybody during sex lick inside between the big toe and the next toe? The toe ticklish, as it's called? I think that would end badly for whoever's licking my foot because I'm too ticklish. I just freak the fuck out. Yeah, that would be bad. I freak the fuck out. Like getting a pedicure, like my foot just goes and the lady's like, I'm not touching it. I'm done. I'm done. Sorry. Now, at the foot fetish party, were there girls there as well? I mean, were there girls doing the guys or were there, I guess what I'm asking is, was there a foot that went in a pussy at any point? No, no, no, no. It was the other way around. It was girls letting guys do stuff with their feet. Yeah, I've seen that. Like the girls' feet were the... Masturbator. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. Did they step on stuff too and squish stuff between their toes? See that? I may have blocked out. I mean... Stomping. Is it called stomping? Standing on their thing? Yeah. Well, that's animals, I think. Or is it called stomping? No, no, no. I'm pretty sure that's a real thing, yeah. No, where you step in, like we did this on one of my shows a few years back and guys get off and they hear like potato chips. You step in and crunch them. I like potato chips. I love potato chips. But I'd want to eat them. That's the problem. I don't want to step on them unless my foot's clean. But then somebody... See, that's the reason that I'm not into this thing because I'm always worried that my feet aren't going to... We can disinfect it first and then step on Pringles. Some people don't want it clean. Some people, the dirtier the better. It's that naughty, naughty. Wow. So there you go, Brian. There are some people in there. I'm actually... He's Googling it right now. He's Googling it right now. Yeah. Do you guys have a project together as a writer that you worked with Emmy on something or written for her? No, we just... Nope. We just insta-like each other. We literally just met. But she's cool. Our project together is the Halloween party. It's all about me. It's all about me. We're all about the party. Tell us one more time where it's going to be, Brian. Couture Hollywood. I actually wanted to go but the address was... Who was giving the address again? Oh, 1641? Yeah. 1641. 1640 North Coinga. 1640. Yeah, thank you because the thing is that I've always been putting Couture Hollywood, Couture Hollywood, Couture Hollywood. I'm like, October 25th, begin to 5 p.m., begin to 5 p.m. What's the address again? I have no idea. How do you spell couture? C-O-U-T-U-R-E. That's where I would have trouble. C-O-U-T-U-R-E. Thank God for spellcheck. But if I could just mention really quickly here that yes, it's going to be a male and female burlesque dancing. The female dancing is going to be from the Hollywood Jane Review, Blanche and Gwen. The, is going to be male burlesque from Major Subtle. Major Subtle. I always call him Major. Burlesque or stripping? Like Chippendales or is this like the actual where the boys have the whole outfit and like theme to it? Exactly. Oh. Exactly. Yeah, but they usually have a theme when they're dancing. Exactly. Like a really good stripper will have a theme to his show. Yes. They have like, um, there's a guy, Russell, who does a whole hat thing. He'll like dance with the hat thing, throw the hat off. Hang it on the hat. Like real burlesque. Real full on burlesque. Has the little suitcase that he throws in the audience and it comes flying back at you. Cool. And, um, really performs. Russell Bruner. And he, there's some boys who actually do a whole Clint Eastwood thing with the guns and the poncho. Well, the major actually went ahead and won the UK Best Erotic Award actually last year. Oh, okay. Interesting. He is from the UK, so he's got that British accent. You know, the women are gonna love it. Oh, it's so sexy. It's so sexy. He's gonna talk British to us. Do I make you horny? Do I make you horny? No. So, we're looking here at penthousemagazine.com, Emmy, and we can't... Oh, what did Josh do? Where'd it go? There it is. Josh gave us... I am the most clothed girl in Penthouse Magazine. But they're beautiful shots. Thank you. Beautiful shots. How did you come to be in Penthouse Magazine? I don't remember, but I do remember during the interview. There you go. During the interview, somebody had edited my Wikipedia page to say that I was from Canada, so the first question out of the interviewer's mouth was, so how's Canada? And I'm like, what do you mean, how's Canada? I'm not from Canada. They're like, in your official bio, it says you're from Canada. I'm like, what official bio? Who says I'm from Canada? I'm from Ohio. Oh, there you go. Canada, Ohio. Ohio, Canada. Canada, Ohio, yeah. Both have O'Henry bars. That's okay. Well, your photos from Penthouse are amazingly beautiful. They're stunning. Can you show it to the screen so we can see it? Let's hold it up. My corsets. Oh, not that one. Close, close, close. There you go. My stiletto thighs. I love that. That's like stiletto tattoos. Oh, I actually see that. They're not real. That outfit. I've seen that photo before. That outfit and that photo is featured in the music video of Stilettos, which is one of Emi's videos. Okay, okay. Wonderful. Very cool. Wonderful. What's your YouTube again, Emi? Music by Emi. Music by Emi. Or if you just Google Emi, you'll find me. And Emi with two eyes. Two eyes. Oh, wait. That's four. Or two. Just two. Oh, that's when you're wearing your glasses. I'm not going to mess it up. Yeah, exactly. Double vision. Now I'm all confused again. You guys keep doing that to me. But I do want to mention the other people that are going to be there too. Emi, actress, pop star sensation, it says on my page. You're so sweet, Brian. Amazing singer. Lisa Pinelli, which is played by Miss Social, May 2013. Brittany Powell. Yeah. From Athena, Warrior Princess. Awesome. Actress, writer, director, producer, legend. Oh. Ginger Lynn. I was waiting to see who it was. I'm like, oh, it's me. I got all excited. I'm like, oh, it's me. But you're the only one that actually has legend on it. Natasha Alam from True Blood. Fanboy Brandon from Brandon Hillock from Veronica Mars. Stephanie Danielson, actress from Femme Fatale. Paula Labradis. Labradis, please. I'm sorry. But you're good. From Showgirls 2. Valerie Perez, who's a professional cosplayer. Wally Wingert, which is a mutual friend of ours. He's also, he was the voice of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Ah. He's also a very talented voiceover actor. Anything voiceover, he's in it. Cool. And if you're not listed because you have four Twitter people, you can still go. Everybody can come. Well, Alina Long, she's a former fashion and runway model. Donna Lee Heising, Miss Galactica Film Festival 2014. Stephen L. Sears, writer, producer, director from Xena, Warrior Princess. One of my favorite actors. One of my favorite very dear friends. Amazing guy. Ray's Hell, another cosplayer. Lance Dimash, who does a great Wolverine. You're going to love his Wolverine. Ooh. Sexy. Oh, yeah. Like Wolverine. I love him. And Alexis Iacono from the Black Dahlia Haunting. And I'm getting additional people, too. So it's all going to happen. It's all going to be great. If you're not there, you know, can you just tell Snoop Dogg to come? Snoop, if you're listening, I'll just tweet him. Just tweet Snoop Dogg. But the thing is that, once again, the difference between I have my prescription and I'll bring him his medication. The difference between Playboy Party and my party is that it's going to be the same type of excitement that you would expect from both parties. I have nothing against the Playboy Mansion except that for every Joe who wants to have a good time, this is it. Yeah, we're going to party. We're going to party. We're going to party. Absolutely. Have a freebo wrestling. And dress up. We're bringing it. We just have to get the girls to wrestle now because girls, once they have their makeup on for this, I'm going to say that I'll be wrestling by 9 o'clock if I get there at 5. Well, the thing is that I need to ask the couture people if I can bring it first. Oh, couture people, please let us bring the wrestling ring. I was just going to text them but I just fell into it Add a rider to your insurance clause. Oh, yeah. That would make sense. Or they have to sign a waiver if they are injured that they just need to kind of fuck off. Yeah, exactly. It's a Sibian machine. If you slip off, you slip onto the Sibian machine. If you've got, you have to sign up for the, if you can have a Sibian in there, you should be able to have an oil wrestling pool. Yeah. What's a Sibian? It's a fucking machine. That's that thing you sit on that looks like a saddle? It looks like a saddle, yeah. How are they going to get away with that? Well, the thing is that, I don't think I told them. No, I'm just kidding. Well, as a matter of fact. I spoke to the owner. But the thing is that it's actually, it's just a vibrating machine. It's not like it's, So they're not putting the attachments on. No, no attachments, just a vibrating machine. People have to bring their own attachments. I got myself one for that. Yeah, but you know what? I'm a big humper. That would be perfect for me. Exactly. I'm a humper. I don't need a toy. Well, we would have been better with a mechanical bull then. Oh, it would have been fun. I can get off on a mechanical bull. Really? Yes, well, if I don't fall off first. With your ponytail. With my ponytail. I have to decide which one to wear. I'm so excited about this. I'm so excited. Now, a portion of the proceeds are going to charity. It's going to go to cancer research because once again, everyone that's involved with this lost someone to cancer in some way, shape, or form. So it's going to a good cause. So we're... It's going to an amazing cause and I thank you for that. Yes. I will be there as well. I think everyone in this room will be there. I will be there. So... What? Marty, you're going to be there, right? And I can tell you... It sounds really great. I really want to go. I was just like... Please go. ...going to hide and sleep in my bed all day. Don't make me sing you happy birthday. I think I'll be going. I think so. I can tell you guys that Brian's interest in helping with cancer research and so forth isn't just, you know, this one party because he donates money to my fundraising. I do a bra auction at the Xena Conventions. When I'm on stage for my Q&A, I go ahead and I do a bra auction. Nice. And they are the most amazingly generous fans but it is for a pediatric cancer foundation called the Desi Giesemann Foundation which helps the families and the other kids so that they don't become victims as well. Right. And he comes to the Xena Conventions and donates money for my auction as well. So... I dress as jocksers. It's in his heart. Very noble. I'm the jockser guy. Brian does give a shit. And he knows... This is a lot. Great. I sat in hospice with a friend of mine who had cervical cancer and she never would go to the doctor so it metastasized. So I sat there watching her die and feeding her for weeks in Burbank. So that's great because it... She didn't even look sick when she died. I couldn't figure out how she was dying because I kept staring at her going, she just looks fine. And... It's tough. Yeah. But if you look at cancer statistics like one in two men, one in three women will go through some form of cancer in their lifetime. I know when I did the natural products, I mean, we donate to cancer research too and it's just like so many products have endocrine inhibitors and disruptors that you don't realize because a lot of people don't read labels. And our skin's our largest organ. And it's just like it's really sad because we're talking as a group now but if someone you know hasn't been affected right now, it could be you, it could be someone you know. I mean, it's really such a small world when you think of it. So this is for an awesome cause and if you want to dress up and have some fun on Saturday, I suggest you check it out, huh Ginger? And also, if you don't, if you can't show up, please help donate money. And you can go to the site for that? You don't have to show up to buy the ticket online. Not necessarily. I mean, the thing is you can donate to any cancer cause. You know, just don't, you don't do, just to me, you see a little jar at the Vons or CVS, just put something in, a dollar. Or if you're broke, go volunteer. And it's breast cancer month as well. It is breast cancer month. It is breast cancer month. And the raffles that I'll be having is going, you know, the portions going to the cancer research. So you could get, you could win a Lakers jersey or movie memorabilia or a signed autograph from Ginger. Or you know what? I can donate my bra. Yay. Oh, yay, yay, yay. Oh my God, that's so exciting. You have no idea how exciting that is for me cause it's my bra auction and now you're donating a bra there. And oh my God. It's like your family. Can you sign it? Can you sign the bra? Yes. There we go. There's a silver shirt. Yay, yay, yay. That was amazing. I am going to tell all of my Xena fans about this too. Oh, yeah. It's moist for me wearing it. You could bedazzle it. That's what happens on my bra. Between now and Saturday. We have paint. The pressure is on. I can paint it real quick. Do you have a sharpie? Well, you can personalize it at the day of the event if you want to. Oh yeah, that too. Ginger. I can sign my name on one side now. There you go. And then I'll sign it to whoever. I'm so excited to tell you this cause you might want to do this. The way I do it is the bra that I'm wearing under my outfit on stage is the bra that's being auctioned. So I'll only get it and give them like a little a little peek or something. And then whoever wins the bid they come backstage and I let them unsnap it. That's a great idea. You know what? And then we get a photo together. Steven Sears is usually the one that takes the photo of us. And we get the photo together and it goes onto those websites. And then you know what also? The bras that they are winning they come from all over the different countries. They come from England, Australia. They're taking these bras back to their own countries putting the bras on tour as Britney's Bra Auction. And for $5 you can have your photos snapped with it. And then that money they're sending to breast cancer. Well then I'll donate two. I'll do one that I give to you right now that I just signed. And then whatever I wear on Saturday night we'll donate the other one. So I will pass this one over now. I'd donate mine but I'm not wearing one. That's awesome. I'm not wearing one either. Ginger, thank you. I might as well just get the hooters out one more time before the show is over. There you go folks. Take a good look. One more time. We'll get close to the end. Uh oh. Oh she's not wearing it. Oh she's not wearing it. She's sniffing it. I knew it. Just rub it all over. She's sniffing it. You gotta sniffer to keep the breast. I'm a sniffer too. I love smells. I love pheromones. I do too. I mean tell them man don't wear that cologne. You just come in. Did you just play basketball? You get over here. I love that fresh sweaty sexy smell. It's just manly. Pheromones are just wow. I want to thank everybody so much for coming in today. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's been a wonderful show. We will all be there Saturday night for Halloween Hotness. Halloween Hotness. I want to thank Emmy so much. E-M-I-I Emmy with two I's coming in for coming in and for singing such a beautiful song for us and for my happy birthday song for my man. I'm going to call mine because it's my man. Brittany Powell you are absolutely amazing and wonderful. I hope that I didn't disappoint you when you met the real Ginger. No way. You're badass. I'm a bigger fan now. We smell the pheromones I just called you family. There you go. We are now. It's real. It's forever. I know. We're going to swap numbers when we leave. Heck yeah we are. Yes we are. Brian Sykoff I wish you all the best with this event. Thank you so much. I want to thank you for everything that you do for everybody out there. You're really an amazing man and you pay it forward so we want to thank you. Thank you. Thank you for coming in. I will be there as well as I think everyone in the studio will be there Saturday night and I'll bring my boyfriend Stevie. Thank you for a great show. Josh thank you for coming in and Nancy thank you so much for co-hosting with me. Well thank you for having me. Everybody have a great night. Anything else anybody wants to promote? Thank you guys for having us. Thank you. Do we give that kiss off? Kiss off. Kiss off. Kiss off. Kiss off. Kiss off.