Snake Lady, Runaways reunion, and Matt Walker's comedy

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You are an artist. You are an artist sin. You do a lot of things. I do. And you have quite, and also you are the lust object for all the prepubescent boys in your apartment complex. What? All these boys, 25 and younger, are always asking you out. That's the last time we talked, remember? Oh, the art complex. I do get a lot of young guys, yes. Yes. So we got the hot, hot cougar action here. She doesn't want to be called a cougar, but I've seen your art. I've seen your designs. I've seen your clothing. I've seen your clothing. And it's very, and I'm glad you're here tonight. My corsets. I've seen your corsets. And we're going to talk about corsets. We're going to talk about comedy. We're going to talk about music. We're going to talk about sex. First, we have to get our sponsors out of the way because we are a sponsor. We have three sponsors now. We have Doomy's Home Cooking. Everybody loves Doomy's Home Cooking. 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And I didn't know, I'm looking at your artwork now. It's great. Especially, I've seen something, I think it's a self-portrait with big boobs. And then we end up. Talking about your sex life. What sex life? How so? What do you mean, what sex life? Oh, I can tell you. Oh, please tell us. Please tell us a little bit. Yeah, go ahead and tell. I wouldn't. You tell because I'd like to know. Where do you want to start? Well, this is a cougar thing. Are you, do you define yourself as a cougar too? I'm getting there. You're getting there? I don't, these are two pretty hot cougars. Yeah. How do you define it? Yeah. Just hot. Hot. Is it hot or not? I don't care if you're. As long as you're 18. 18. There is no. You can't be an 18 year old. I'm not sure what age it starts. No, no. I'm saying as long as you're hot from 18 to 80. I don't care what you are. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm in. I'm in. As long as you're hot. Although it's been a while since I've seen a hot 80 year old, but they're out there. Why stop? Do you see the pictures of, I think it was Cindy Crawford. No. Yeah. She's 80. Who is it? Christy Brinkley. She's 60 now. Oh, she looks amazing. She looks fantastic. She's 30. She looks amazing. I was like, how the hell did that happen? But Billy Joel Seaman is, it must be kind of magic. So anyway, how long have you known Elizabeth Ashton, Snake Lady? And when did you meet her? Six years we met. We were hookers on a video. We were? Yeah. Oh. Was this Whips and Chains? It was. That's right. So you played a hooker in Josie's video? Yes, I did. Yeah. And how did that work out? She did. It was fun. Did you get in the character? Did you make any tips or what? You know, in the video, there's the beginning scene where you're playing a hooker. I don't remember. I haven't seen the video in so long. I haven't seen it in a while. It got banned. I know. It was so inappropriate. I think I showed my boobs. Me and somebody else. I saw some. Oh, that's what it is. I saw some censorship. Okay, what's that called again? I'm going to make a note to it. It's called Whips and Chains. By Piss Ants. Yeah. By Piss Ants. All right. Yeah, yeah. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. But Matt, we're here. You're next to Elizabeth Ashton now. You've never met Elizabeth Ashton before. Never met before. Right. She is obviously beautiful, but she is. She's a singer. She's a model. She's an actress. She actually has been working on a project that's top secret, but. Not terribly top secret. But you've been singing backup for, if I can say. For what? Oh, well. Cherie Curry and Lita Ford. Correct. Are doing an album together? Well. Are doing a song together. As you know, Mark, I worked for Kim Fowley for five years. Yes. And through that experience, I became a singer. I became a studio session singer. Right. And I knew Kim before I met him. Right. And that was what impressed him about me. It was all, who am I? And then I was able to list it. You'll see it in the movie too, the Runaways movie. Right. Now, I never thought I'd see the day that the Runaways of any type would get back together. Right. But last year. Yeah, they're not known for being all that friendly anymore, right? Not at all. They hadn't. Some of them hadn't seen each other at all or just in passing or only for a PR opportunity. Right. So, I lived with Kim for the latter part of last year. Okay. And when I was there, kind of near the end, who shows up? It was all arranged. Who shows up but Cherie and Lita. Wow. The only people at our place. I was Kim's caretaker at the time. Okay. Cherie and Lita knocked on the door and there was one photographer there and I was sitting in the background. Right. There was a writing session. Oh, I got chills. Fantastic. She has goosebumps, literally. I do, for real. I mean, it was one of the, who is there for that moment? And Kim Fowley is the manager of the Runaways. The Runaways, obviously, the 70s group, if you don't know. Joan Jett started there, Lita Forge. Go get the movie, Kristen Stewart. Cherry Bomb. One of the all-time great songs. One of the all-time great songs. Cherry Bomb. That's right. So, now, Lita and Cherie, had they not seen each other for a long time? They hadn't, as far as I know, had not seen each other until they met in the parking lot, to come to see us. Right. Wow. I don't know, but I still got them, right? Yes. It was just so amazing, you know, the process. There was a writing session, took all day. And you contributed to that? I, my role was to transcribe and to be the assistant. So, you can read and write music? No, no, transcribe lyrics. Oh, okay. Actually, I did read music. Was everybody, like, drunk or what? Not at all. No, no, no. Those ladies aren't. No, they're all business. No, no, no. I think she said, I love you. They're all business. They're all business. I think she said, I love you. No, it was very emotional. It was a beautiful, beautiful thing to see everyone bridge the gap, especially with Kim. Yeah. Because I was very close with him at that time, especially to be part of that, you know, having worked with him for as many years as I did, and then being his caretaker. Right. He's had some health issues, and yeah. Yeah. And so, you know. And he's my hero, by the way. He's fantastic. I remember seeing this guy in the clubs. Still comes out. Still has a presence. The guy's like, he's 6'5 or something. Yeah. And he walks in. I mean, it's like a. And this is a guy in his 76'5 wearing lipstick, and girls are all over the guy. In an orange suit or something. Yeah. And it was like, it took me a while to figure out who it was, but I knew it was somebody. Yeah. Yeah. I saw him at a club a couple years ago, and he said he was on acid. I don't know if he was. Never. No. The man was straight and narrow. For real. Like, he really. He was just naturally. He told Dutchess to saw. He is just naturally. He told Dutchess to saw that he was on acid. It's just. He believes it. Interesting. You know. Yeah. Well, you never know. So anyway. So, you know. I. Maybe it was acid or stool softener. I don't know what it was. But. But you. But. Okay. So. This is the first time Lita. He's older. I'm kidding. He would. He would probably be the first one to laugh at that. Totally. Or smack me with his cane. But. So this is the first time that Cherie Curry and Lita Ford wrote a song together in 30, 40 years. Produced by Kim. Produced by Kim. Produced by Kim. Kim Howley. And Cherie's very talented son, Jake Hayes. So. Which father is? Robert Hayes. From Airplane. Oh. Awesome. So. What a dynamic group of people. Right. Also, Nick Mayberry, who has a solo album written by Kim. As far as I know, the last album Kim wrote. Right. With Nick. And just another thing, because I don't know what my audience knows. Kim Howley, who has been on the show. Wikipedia. Go to the Skid Row Studios archive. But he's also produced not only The Runaways, Alice Cooper, Kiss. He's worked with Helen Reddy. He's worked with everybody. Legendary. Legendary. 50 years in the business. Yes. As just a complete inspiration. Right. So, the beauty of this was, everything came full circle. We were able to get into the studio right away. Mm-hmm. Lita and Cherie did a song called Dark Worlds. Okay. That you just have to stay tuned for. I look forward to it. That sounds like my kind of music. Yeah. It's going to be your new theme song, I think. Right. Dark Worlds, for real. Dark Marks. Dark Worlds. And if you hear a background singer, a little angel in the background, that might be me. That might be you. I was with that. Might be. That was the really amazing part of my life. Speaking of little angels in the background, Matt Walker. I've known Matt for a while. I've known him for 11 years, I think. It's been a while, yeah. But you grew up, and obviously you're a white ginger freckled. The whitest, yes. The whitest, yes. But you grew up in Pico Rivera, California. Yes. Because people are listening worldwide. People are listening to China, Russia, England. Pico Rivera, they are. Really? Now you know. Yeah. We have a real white audience. Look how big his world is. Everyone's shouting, Ni Hao. We've got a big Chinese audience. Ni Hao. Ni Hao. We've got a big Chinese audience. You'd be surprised. But yeah, there's people all over the world listening to this. Pico Rivera is a rough neighborhood. About 98% Mexican. Yes. I would say, roughly. 90% Mexican and one freckled little redhead. Yeah. There were two redheads in my school, and it was me and my sister. Wow. I didn't know you had a redhead sister. Yeah. Ooh. I find redheads beautiful. Yeah. She lives up in Eureka now. Way, way up north in California. Let me book. So she got dates and you got picked on? Yeah. I mean, it was... You know, you grew up in that kind of situation, and that's probably why I'm a comedian now, because you learn how to do that back and forth with people. Because they're going to come at you every single day, and if you don't have anything to say back to it, then what are you going to do? And when they're doing it in Spanish, I know. That might happen to me. My one regret is that I didn't learn very much Spanish when I was growing up there. I really should have. It would be a useful skill to have now. Right, right. I mean, you would know what they were calling you. Exactly. I mean, you know Puto and those few things. Yeah, you know. Yeah, Maricón. Maricón. Maricón's a big one, yeah. I remember that. But it's funny, because I posted... Bet the hell, you know. I know what the hell, yeah. But it's funny, because I posted the flyer for the show when I thought Suicide was on. It was funny. When I finally got the thing together, it was so hilarious, because it was like two beautiful women, her and Elizabeth, and two fucking dorks. Yeah. Which is, you and me, in very size. Well, it's a Comic-Con. It was... Pretty much. Well, speaking of Comic-Con, I mean, you classify yourself as a nerd. Total nerd. I'm not a comic book nerd, but I am a huge nerd. But you know... You know comic books. A little bit. If I was to throw some comic book stuff at you, you'd know. I probably wouldn't be that... Like, if you throw anything science fiction at me, I'm all in. Like, actually, I've been... Recently, I've been binge-watching the original series of Star Trek lately, like, re-watching everything, even though I've seen them all before. Well, that makes one of us in the studio. I was very excited that I just watched The Gorn, the debut of The Gorn, last night. It was awesome to see that again. You watched the pilot without William Shatner? Well, yeah. I mean, that's built into a two-part episode called The Menagerie. Right. Where they bring back Captain Pike, who's the guy who sits in a box, and he's got the light bulb that blinks once for yes and twice for no. Like, did you see the new Star Trek movies? I saw the first one, not the second one. Okay. But in those movies, like, it's like an alternate universe, but I hate those movies because they took one of my favorite things, where Captain Pike becomes an invalid, and he's in a box that rolls around, and he can't say anything, and he's got a light bulb that's the only way to communicate. And in the movies, they just killed him. I was like, this is... Crap. Come on. Have the guy be in the box. Well, that brings me to a question about that. I was disappointed. About your nerddom. Yes. Now, everybody's a fucking nerd now. It's annoying, actually. It annoys you. It annoys the hell out of me. It's become a thing where people... I'm such a nerd. I'm a dork. No, you're not. Well, the thing is, there are different kinds of nerds. People think all nerds are the same, but they're really not. Like, there's different kinds. Like, I was a nerd. Like, I'm a video game nerd. I'm a science fiction nerd. I used to be a big role-playing nerd. Like, I had a... No! Dungeons and Dragons? I had a weekly night, Friday, 10 p.m., Dungeons and Dragons game every week for a year and a half when I was in college. Oh, college. When you were in college? In college. Yeah, we did play Dungeons and Dragons in college. I still have many multi-sided dice that I could probably pull out of a drawer if I really wanted to. Like, it's not that hard to... I've only got one thing to say about that. Yeah. Maracon. Well, hey, I continued role-playing. Look, I was in college. Well, we're talking about different kinds of role-playing. I started with Dungeons and Dragons. It didn't change too much. Right, right. Well, I played Dungeons and Dragons with you, like, you know, naked, that kind of thing. I stormed the castle. I'm into that. But you were there with a bunch of dudes. I was an engineering student at Carnegie Mellon. Like, what else was there for us to do? Yeah. Like, you know. Drugs. Not us. That was like the theater department. Sure, they were having a great time, but... Right. When I was at Carnegie Mellon, I think it was like... There were girls in college, weren't there? At CMU, I think the ratio was about 30% women to 70% men at Carnegie Mellon when I was there. Now it's about 50-50. But there was a city around there. I guess. I don't know. It had vaginas in it. There were vaginas in the vicinity, I would imagine. There probably were. I was an engineering student. What do you expect? It was like the Big Bang Theory. It really was when I was in school. But wait. Before you get to, you know, everybody says bazinga, but now that everybody's caught up to that and that's like mainstream... How did you learn to get lame? I didn't until I was like 25. And how old are you now, 26? 40. No, but... Yeah, so he's got... He's got a good 15 years of practice. Thank you, yes. But... I've learned what to do now. But now that everybody's a nerd and you can see the fake nerds from the real nerds. Oh, totally, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you see the fake nerds. People buy glasses to wear with like clear lenses and I'm like, you're just an asshole. Right. Because I had to wear glasses for years and years and then I got contacts, which like... That's like the silver like nerd... Yeah, like contact lenses are like a 9 out of 10 on the pain in the ass scale and glasses are like a 12 out of 10. They're the worst thing to wear. Like, why would you ever wear those if you don't have to? Well, that's true. My favorite is... Then I got Lasix, so now it's much better, but... Right. Yeah. But now glasses are in. And now you can't be a hipster. Yeah, now they're in. It's like, well... You can't win, Matt Walker. Every decision I make is bad timing. That's what it's come down to. I like the buff guys that like wear the T-shirt over the shirt and tie. Yeah. I like Doctor Who, too. It's like, who gives a shit? Yeah, I mean, I'm a big Doctor Who nerd, too. Yeah, no, I saw the list on your website and I actually have some opinions on that, but I won't divulge it. But Ray, I broke down like... I ranked the doctors. Well, you ranked them. I thought... You ranked them from last to first. Yes. I thought it was first to last. No. Tom Baker's last? What? No, Tom Baker's first. Of course. Doctor number four is the best. Right, anyway, so... But Peter Capaldi's grown on me. He could like... I haven't seen him. He could edge out David Tennant. You know, I really have to segue this from... David Tennant's overrated. I have to really segue from this from Doctor Who to Elizabeth's newly found single life. Now... Oh, to my hoo-hoo. Your hoo-hoo. Now, you are single and you are on the prowl. Now, but also, before I say that, you're living in a very interesting apartment building. I would say so. Well, it's not an apartment building. I was accepted as an artist in residence at the Brewery Lofts. And so, I'm in the music section. And the Brewery Lofts, please explain. It's one of the oldest art colonies in the world. Okay. It's been around since... It's been 30 years and there's a specialty to each area. You know, there are different disciplines. Right. If you look at Wikipedia, it... So, did you have to audition to get... You have to interview and qualify. And there are some really inspirational people in the building. They're recording studios, development stages. With it being an art colony, do you have like your own room or are you just sort of in a communal thing? It's not a commune. Yeah, it's not dance and stuff. That's what it sounds like. And there's no Kool-Aid. Well, I mean, you know. There's some Kool-Aid here and there. Well... I'm sure there's some wacky weed floating around. Well, I mean, that just is like oxygen over there. But you're not sitting like 20... You're not sleeping 20 to a room. You're not sleeping 20 to a room or anything like that. Not at all. No, I have my own loft. Yeah, because Matt grew up in Pico Rivera. That's what they do all the time. Right. They can stack it up. I think my neighbor downstairs right now has 12 people living in their two-bedroom apartment. I'm sure. I'm pretty sure. I mean, we have 12 people in 5,000 square feet. They're like 12 people in like 800 square feet. Okay. Yeah. Like three generations. But these are major artists. I mean, you've told me a couple... You've told me a couple names and these are... The Edge was in the building today. Who? The Edge from YouTube. The Edge was in the building? Oh, I thought like... I was like the Edge of the wrestler? The Edge of the wrestler? You are a nerd. You are a nerd. You're into wrestling too? I used to be. I'm not into it. Am I the cold? What are you doing? When ECW folded, that's when I stopped. I don't even know what that means. 2004. So anyway, The Edge was in the building. Was he recording with somebody or... He was working with some sound equipment. Oh, okay. Because he may be looking for a new lead singer so he might want to hop on it. I would hop on it. I mean, you could... Oh, really? Doesn't he need like another person to play guitar because Bono can't play anymore? I think so. Did you hear that? I feel like Bono would be an asshole. I don't know. He can't play his guitar anymore. Yeah. He doesn't know if he can. Right, right. Yeah. But I mean, you know, when you heard that where you're like in the halls just like, la la la Sunday, bloody Sunday. My manager actually said, get out there, make a TMZ moment or something. Oh, in the name of love. Yeah. No, I didn't. I didn't. I was... I behaved myself. I kept my bottom out of the air. Right. I think he's married too, but you know, I think he cheated on his first wife so he'll bride you on the second one. Oh, I don't do that. When you... You don't do that? I'm not that kind of girl. Really? Oh, bad girl. What kind of girl are you? I'm a go everywhere girl. I know that. I'm the kind of girl that just had sex 10 times in the last 24 hours. Really? Is that true? Bragger. Wow. No, no, with Elizabeth, I don't doubt it. Mm-hmm. That was just multiple partners, I'm assuming. No. Isn't that crazy? Male or female? Male. Really? He climaxed eight times. Right. He had some energy. So wait, wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. So that means a couple times was a dud. No. I'm trying to do the math here. You fucked him 10 times, but he came eight times. No, he fucked me 10 times. He fucked you 10 times. Yeah. Okay. But it went off eight times. Yeah. So you stopped him twice? I had to get water and like get the stitch out of my side. I know that. Sometimes you're like, okay. Is this a younger man, an older man? Let's just take a break for a while. A little younger than me. I know. I was going to say. I was going to say. He's into the, he cleansed my chakras. Yeah, he did. Apparently so. Yeah. 10 times. He gave you his chakras. So 10 times, what was that time frame again? 10 times in the last? About a day and a half, yeah. 10 and a half. And a nice little fling. Apparently so. Wow. We'll see where that goes. That's why she's smiling. Yeah, I can see that. She's very happy. I'm surprised you had an hour out of your day to come down here. Well, don't ask my lower half about that. No, is he, is he in the community, in the colony? Oh, no. No, no, no. You don't show where you eat. No, no, no, no. Okay, so. I'm not a community bicycle. Is he a four star? Is he, I mean, okay. Well, all right. He's quite a, he's quite an impressive person. I would imagine, I would imagine so. Yeah. I mean, I'm already impressed, but so, but it's good. But it's funny because every now and then you do tell me these stories about these marathon sessions. Oh. Which leads me to believe that it's, it's you, not them. Well, maybe I'm, maybe I'm a succubus. She's very inspirational. She's very inspirational. Okay. Maybe I'm amused. And, and yeah, Snake Lady, yeah, if the table's lifting, don't worry about it. Oh, wait, you know what's going on here? We don't have to stop here. This woman can keep it going too. Really? Is that right, Snake Lady? She keeps the home fires burning. That's how she, that's why she's called the Snake Lady. That's right. Why are you called the Snake Lady? Oh, my tattoos. I have snake tattoos and roses. Snake Lady Rose. Right. But, so, and I, you know, every once in a while I toke on the, the one-eyed snake. The one-eyed snake. I've heard about her skills actually. I've heard she's really good at that part. I know. What part was that? I missed it. Head. You're good at head. I have been accused of giving the blowjobs. So, what's the technique? What sets you apart from everybody else? I don't really know. I just, I, you know, What are you complimented on? I'm not that strong, but I've been practicing with deep throating, so I've got, you know, a clit in the back of my throat. Oh, my God. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm trying to, yeah, I'm trying to see, so, interesting. And I've just learned how to stop breathing and it goes all the way down. Yeah. It's a little trick. That's good. That's interesting. Yeah. You learn to stop breathing. That's a, that's a, that's a must for all my dates, but, well, no, I mean, I breathe. It sounds like Bill Cosby would love you. I don't want to lose my breath for a couple minutes. It's very strange. You don't want to lose your breath for a couple minutes? No. But what a snake lady. No wonder all the kids are all over you. Yeah, the young guys like me. I don't know why. But you grew up in the punk rock scene and I like this. This is nice. You like it? It's new. I like it. It's very nice. You grew up in the punk rock scene? You just went to see The Dictators? No, I didn't. I missed it. Oh, you were going to go to The Dictators. But, so, I mean, how far back in the Hollywood punk scene did you go? Oh, 79? She was a valley girl. I grew up in the valley. You were like the original valley girl. She was, for real. Did you invent the lingo? You and Moon Zappa were like hanging out and inventing the lingo? No, well, I guess I probably did and didn't know it. Is Tubular yours? Is what? Tubular yours? Tubular? Yeah. From, I totally remember Tubular. Tubular. I don't remember saying that one, but we did say like, you know, a lot. Bitchin? Totally. Yeah, and bitchin. Bitchin. Totally bitchin. So, how was it like in 79 when you were, I mean, I'm assuming that you went to see like all the original Germs, X, Social D, all those guys when they first started out. Amazing, huh? Wolf and Risk Miller Country Club in Reseda. Oh, yeah. I drive by that all the time because I live in Tarzana. No, it's in Reseda. I know it's in Reseda. I live in Tarzana. I drive by it because I drive in Reseda once in a while. So, that's where you saw all those bands. A lot of them, yeah, and then there was the Sturm Brothers who were, the Youth Brigade had a club called Godzilla's over in San Fernando. So, we used to go there a lot. Godzilla's? Yeah. That was a long time ago. We're talking early, early 80s. And what kind of shenanigans did you get into with the punk rockers, huh? I was a mess. Hard partying for some young people. A lot of partying, you know, we drank like crazy, did a lot of drugs, a lot of acid, a lot of coke. Acid and punk rock, how does that go together? Great. Oh. I'm sure. Lots of sex. Lots of sex. Because I think of, okay, that's where we're going. That's where the deep flow comes in. Lots of sex, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah. Any famous guys? Probably. Well, I'll let you think about that. I've killed a few brain cells, so I'll let you think about it. Well, I was doing a lot of research mainly on Elizabeth and Pandy who was supposed to be in. Elizabeth will tell you I do a lot of research on my team. He's incredible. He's a super sleuth. Right. But Matt Walker, the thing I didn't know about you because I was actually on your radio show. Yes. On XM radio. Oh, yeah, years ago with Muratory. Yeah, you were on the, you were hosting on the National Lampoon radio on XM. Yes. But I didn't know that you did radio at KLSX. Yeah, back in 2003, 2004, I was the host of two weekend shows on KLSX which are ridiculous. we were going to talk about that. But how did you go from engineering to radio? Well, I was working doing consulting for a small business consulting firm doing IT consulting at the time because I'd worked, I had an e-commerce background coming out of college and I was at Cardi Mel when the internet was taken off and I helped design credit card processing software and things like that. And then, I left that job to go to work for a small business consulting firm and I was doing consulting like that and the guy who was my boss was the ad rep for Sword Medical Center and a bunch of other people that were big advertisers on KLSX. Right. And they came to him and they said, hey, we want to have a business show. Right. Well, are you willing to do a business show? So, I started doing that and then he... I mean, you were like 28, 29. I was, 30. You were like 30. You were pretty young. Yeah, I was probably, yeah, right around 30 at the time. And then, so my boss got that show and he asked me to come on because he's like, you can talk. He's like, you're, you know, you have a good time. So, come on, do the show because like, he tried doing it by himself at the start and then it was like, kind of, you know, you sit in a booth for an hour taking phone calls talking about small business and it gets boring. You need somebody there to bounce ideas off of. So... Right, here we get no phone calls. So, we just talk. So, I started doing that and then, and then we got a second show after that because we were the reps for S.W.O.R.D. Medical Center. Right, so that's what I was going to get to tell us about that. We started the National Hair Hour which was actually syndicated in about 10 markets and it was all about the prevention and treatment of hair loss and I learned everything there is to know about hair loss and what actually works. Meanwhile, you had a full head of hair and you still have a full head of hair. More or less. Like, this is, I've settled in here with this hairline. That's, you know, I'm never going to have more, I'm never going to have less. For 40, that's pretty good. Yeah. But, I mean, you're sitting there with a 30-year-old guy with a full head of hair doing the hair hour. The guy, it was my boss, myself, and then this other guy who was the editor-in-chief of the National Hair Journal which is a trade publication in that business. There's a trade publication in every industry, right? But he was the guy in the industry. I sat next to him for the first four shows we did, right next to him as far as I am away from Elizabeth and he had this full head of hair and I'm thinking like, it's kind of weird this guy's into hair. He comes in the next week totally bald because he had a hair system on it. I couldn't even tell. He had a really, really good hair system. It's what they call a hair system. They don't like the term toupee. It was a weave. Well, it's basically just a rug that you have that's embedded in and it's a toupee and it was really good. I didn't know they were that good and they have latex that gets molded into your... You have to go in every couple of days and they flip it up and clean it out and scrape out all the gum that gets made and the goo off your head. Now, Snake Lady, Elizabeth, have you ever been with a guy and found out down the line that they did not... I think Snake Lady has got a story about this. Found out they didn't have hair later on down the line. They were wearing a merkin on their head. I used to be a masseuse. Oh, yeah. All right. Not the kind... I didn't do happy endings. Okay. That's for... That's for after the show. Me and Maddie, we're going to lay out in the lobby. So, I was doing a massage one time on somebody and this gentleman and I was massaging his head because... Because I would do... At the end of my massage, I'd do the head and about five minutes into it, I realized he had a rug on and I felt so stupid. You know? Did you smell your hands? It seems like that would collect some stink. I would imagine so, yeah. So, what did you find out about hair? There's four things you can do. Only four things and four things only that actually work and do anything. You can take the pill, Propecia, which is finesse, which works. Okay. And that one works effectively kind of like in essence, analogous to like a weed killer, right? It kills off the bad stuff that makes you lose your hair, right? Is that like Rogaine or is that the... You can use Rogaine. Another thing, that's a topical medication you put that on. That works like a fertilizer where it helps new stuff grow, right? I'm just trying to think of these things. It is like grass. It's like grass. You can do surgery where they take hair from the back of your head which is not affected by the same things and they transplant it to the front and if you have a really good surgeon, they make it look really good. Like this guy, Carl Bell, used to do the weather on the channel. He went from being completely bald to having hair pretty much kind of like mine and it's amazing what they did with that guy and that's all done with hair transplants. Yeah, it looks like doll hair. It's really creepy. The old surgeries were bad. Like now, the techniques they use are much better than what they did, you know, but like 20 years ago, it was bad. It looked ridiculous. You're the pro. What about the Merkins? Did they do Merkins? And then they can do hair systems. The Merkin was... That's where they do the things that like they can do really good work with those now and actually, it's one more thing they can do. If you do it when you're first you can get, it's now FDA approved that this lasers that run on your hair and they somehow stimulate the follicles and help them to not lose the hair that you might lose otherwise. Right. But those are the only things that work because everything else you hear about all the other stuff like the special shampoos and all that kind of stuff, if they don't have like minoxidil in them, then they're not going to do anything. But you were starting the hair hour around the time that a lot of guys were shaving their heads bald and just saying fuck it. Bad timing yet again. It was shiny bald. We had that show for like a year and a half and it was... I guess. I don't know. It was cool because I got to actually interview the guys who invented, like they discovered Propecia. Like the guy who like the first guy who came up with minoxidil. Like these doctors came on. The show was kind of cool. Did you play Dungeons and Dragons with them? I did not. And so they didn't sell Merkins? No. Merkins, well we didn't talk about that hair. Because they were trying to sell their products. Yeah. I mean, although I heard Merkins are really big in Hollywood because all these actresses are bald and then they make these movies and then that'll get them like an NC-17 rating. If they want to still get an R, you can show a little bit of Bush, but you can't show Lippage. So you need to market. But Bush is kind of out these days. Bush is making a comeback. It's making a comeback? I'm not a big fan of Bush. They're doing like the little Dorito squares again, I noticed. I'm not a big fan of it, but you know, whatever. Here's the thing about Madden. This I do know about Mads. And Mads is into really skinny, skinny women. That's not true. Yeah, he was, he caused a whole sensation online because he was talking about how Taylor Swift, since she's lost so much weight, now she looks good. Oh. Wow. Well, I don't know if it was exactly that. You're not so huge on tits. Yeah, well, I had a friend who was like posting a thing and he's like, how can anybody like Taylor Swift? I was like, she's the hottest chick in pop culture right now. Like, she looks great. But she's lost a lot of weight. She doesn't look as good as she used to. She looks fantastic right now. Whatever she has done, she should do for the rest of her life because she looks amazing right now. But you can agree with me. Pop culture used to, the curvier shape, which I like. The old Anna Nicole Smith, whatever that was in for a while. No, no, but I mean, you know, go back to Marilyn Monroe, Penny Page, and now it's just getting skinnier and skinnier and skinnier with some exceptions. There's some feedback, you know, Christina Hendricks, Kardashians, you know, greasy ass and all that. But I like the curvy women myself. And I was thinking about it because I know you had it on. You and I have different tastes in women. Yeah, it's great. I mean, that's the beauty of it, right? Different women for different guys. Are you afraid they're going to crush you? I don't know. I don't get what the, I mean, I mean, look, it's not like I'm just flat. It's not like I haven't been with bigger women. So, who is he going to be with? He's not going to be with some big trucker mama. No, but you know what? I'm probably too big. A lot of guys that look like him are with really big, fat women. Do you think there's a thing to that? I've seen that on Lori many times. I've seen that in person many times. That's just education. There's a lot of, skinny chubby chicks. I went to a club. Jack Spratt can eat no fat as long as he can eat a lean. No, I went to, I went to, Like the number 10, you know. Exactly. Laurel and Hardy. Exactly. No, I went to, I went to a club called Club Curves once. It was a master party. Do you like BBW or are you, you're open? I like Kirby. I like Kirby. I like, I like you. You like proportional, right? No, I like, you know, and I, she's not here and I don't, I don't mean to say this, but like, you know how Josie gets all big tits, big ass. Yeah, she's like a walking cartoon. I like that. Yeah. Well, sure. Lenora Claire, big ass, big tits. She's going to be on next week. but they're very volupt. I like that. I like, I don't, almost Rubenesque. Not necessarily Rubenesque. Okay. But I like, I just like, I like big tits. You like walking cartoons. I like big ass. You know what, I was a little bit thicker when we met. I'm very attracted to you. Well, thank you. You have curves. Thank you. I used to have a lot more like when we first met. Really? No, no. I mean, you've lost weight. Yeah, you've lost weight. But, but when I, when I met you, you were, I guess you were a little curvier, huh? Yeah. But I like them curvy. And I was thinking about it. I'm like, because you're, you're skinny and you're like skinny women and I'm curvy and I like curvy women. I don't know if it's, that's what it is. It's different for everybody. That's the beauty of it, right? You know, I, who knows why you find what you find attractive. I don't know. I don't know. I think more men should like curvy women. I like curvy women. You know what, saying tits on a stick is the only thing the guys that you want to date. White guys, like, Yeah, because the club curves kind of fits for me, I guess. The club curves, no, I'm serious. I love that club. Because I, all sorts of, whatever different race, they all love me. White guys, right? I don't get too many white guys that are into me. I see that there. I'm pointing at myself. No, but I was, I went to club curves. This is the whole club curves story. I saw it on TV. It looks like a lot of plus size models, like cute plus size models there. I'm like, oh, this is going to be cool. Just, there wasn't a woman there under 300 pounds, which is fine. But the only white guys that were in the place, it was like 90% black guys. The only white guys that were in the place look exactly like Matt. Skinny, skinny guys. With red hair? I think it was a guy with red hair. I'm not sure. I mean, look, there are people that have different things they're into, whether, you know, I don't know if you want to call it a fetish or not, but you find like, you find like the bones on the hip. It's kind of hot. Hip bones are hot. Yeah. Yeah. I like seeing the collarbone. I like seeing the wrist bone. That to you was more sexual than seeing tits. You know, I'm going to go with Matt on this one. I would say more sexual than seeing tits, but I mean, I like, you know, it's, I like thin women. I don't know what it is. Slender. I've seen you be too skinny though. Yeah, I fluctuate. I'm a girl. Yeah, but I've seen you, I've seen you a couple of times where you were too skinny. I was like, oh, what happened? No, no, no, no, not for you. Not for you. Right. But for me, I'm like, wow, Elizabeth, you got to gain a little weight there. Yeah. Yeah. And so, not you, but me. I was pretty thin a few months ago. Yeah, women just, we just tend on the, but I got sober. And I'm staring down your blouse now, so it's very nice. Yeah, because I had no boobs. I actually lost my boobs. It was the first time. I wasn't used to not having large breasts. Wow. You got them back with a vengeance. Yeah, they popped out. I feel like I developed all over again. Last time I saw Elizabeth, actually, speaking of big, this is exactly what I'm into because we were at a Russ Meyer thing. Those women, the Russ Meyer movies. Right up your ass. That's what I like. That's what I like. Big tits, big ass. We were at a tour, Satana art exhibit. And it was weird because Josh Holm from Queens of the Stone Age was there. I don't know if you saw him. Yeah, I did. Okay, because it was weird because he was wearing, he was wearing like a, like a country club jacket. Yeah. And then like when everybody would come up to him, he'd be like, don't leave me alone. Meanwhile, he's like, you know, walking around like, look at me. Don't look at me. This is the kind of celebrity, it's the kind of celebrity that, and he's not the 10 time guy, is he? 10 time? No. Okay, all right. So, so I'm just curious because you're like, oh, I met him. Is that what it means? I don't know what it means, but I'm trying to figure it out. Neither am I. Because you have that sultry voice, you never know. I met him. He's the kind of celebrity I always meet because it's like. I've met a lot of people. Right. I'll bet you have. No, forget the story about the thing. Tell us about some people you've met. I would never do that. You'd never do that. You don't kiss and tell. I do. People I've met. But nobody cares who I kiss. I would kiss and tell because nobody's famous. I masturbate and tell, actually. Or people I actually, like, met. I would be interested in people you've met. Who do you know biblically? You know, I'm just not, I'm just not that kind of girl. Okay. She's very discreet. But you have, but you have been with celebrities. Sure. I know of one. I know of one. Oh. I'm not going to say it. Oh, well, you can go ahead. You want me to? You want me to? That's a no. That's a no. No, but you've been, you've been with, you've been with contemporary music stars. People on the charts now. Yes. Yes. On the charts now. Pharrell? Not Pharrell. How did you know? Because on the charts now. Not Pharrell. Yeah, Pharrell's on every song, so that narrows it down. He's on every single, Taylor Swift? He's on every single song. Not Taylor Swift. Actually, Taylor Swift is, but, okay, well, but you are, you, you are bisexual. Yes. Yes. So, who's better, men or women? And how do you choose? There's no better. How do you choose between ones? There's no better. They're different. Or is it better with, with, with balls? No. Is it different with what? It's not, wait a second, you seem to know something, Snake Lady. Oh, nothing. Apparently you're bisexual too. No. No, she's not. I have, I have, I have tasted the other fruit, and I decided I am very heterosexual. Yeah, you gotta try it. Don't knock it till you try it. Yeah, I've been with a few women. I've knocked it before I've tried it, I think, with men. Like, I'd have a threesome. No, I said I'll knock it before I try it. I'm not. Oh, okay, I was gonna say, wait a second, we have dark marks. I'd have another threesome with a woman. I just, I don't, I won't go down. That's all. Okay. Now, even with your new skills? no. Okay. And you've been with female celebrities, I would imagine? Yes. Oh. Ellen DeGeneres. Oh, I wish. No, actually, I would take Portia. Portia, oh, yeah. Portia's hot. Portia, Portia in the Ally McBeal deal. Speaking of thin, we're on to something now. Ally McBeal, the ultimate anorexic show. Oh my God. But now, that's the beauty standard. And she's with the ultimate nerd hero, Harrison Ford. Yes. Maybe there's a nerd thing going on. Happy thing. She's got a fetish for old men. I do? No. Oh, oh, Calista. She's going the other way. She said that, so, I do have to, I do have to say, and see, I told you, it's going by so fast. But, Matt Walker and I, you know, I usually don't have comedians on because I want to sit there, hey, what's the best crew? What's the worst crowd you've ever written? Yeah. Hey, hackers are really wacky, aren't they? Yeah. But I was at the Ice House when you taped your new comedy special on Comedy CD, Hater, which was fantastic. It was honestly the best that I've ever had, I've ever seen you do, and you always do kill. But the crowd, I mean, you and the crowd really vibed that night. So, please tell us about that. Well, you can check it out on Amazon Prime right now. If you have an Amazon Prime account, you can watch it for free on there. Just look up Hater, H-8-R. All you people that got stuck with the 99.95, now it pays off because you can see Matt Walker at the Ice House. Amazon Prime's a good deal. I dump Netflix. I don't need it anymore. I have Amazon Prime. Like, I don't, there's nothing I need to watch other than, but you can watch my special on there. I kind of jump around the free trials. Oh, here's a list. I do them up here, up here. DarkMark04 at gmail.com. Right. DarkMark05 at gmail.com. Yeah, you do that. So you get the Netflix and you get the Amazon Prime and you get the, switch back and forth, yeah. You switch back and forth and you get the, yeah, you get the, you get the Lulu. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know this, but yeah, so it was a great time. You know, performing with some great people and we taped two sets that night and then, you know, did all the editing, got it all put out and, you know, it came out a couple weeks ago, the video, the albums came out in May and you can hear that on, you know, Pandora, Spotify, whatever, and it's on iTunes, Amazon, all the places you can buy digital music, but I hope that people will check it out and enjoy it. And your album cover is better than my album cover because my album, I Last So Hard I Cried, is on Amazon, iTunes, and everything else and I recommend everybody buy both, my album and your album, but who took the photograph because it's really good. That's a comic named Carlos Escobar. Okay. He does photography and he came and he did me a solid and did it for a low price within my budget, so. That must be a really low price. Exactly, yeah, it was within my budget, it was not a lot of money, but. It's like, here's the quarters of my couch. Yeah. But let me ask you because, yeah, we just got to talk about blowjobs and freesoms and all this other stuff, which usually happens on the Dark Mark show. Okay. You won an award for being the, oh, there it is. Award winning comedian. You are an award winning comedian, that's not me, but it was the Shorty Award. Yes. And that doesn't mean that, that's not the comedian that's hired the most children, that's the comedian that uses social media the best. Yes, in 2012, I was named the Shorty Award winner for comedian. Basically, it's the least important award anybody could have won for anything. Right. He gave you an award for tweeting. There's nothing less important in the world than tweeting. But how do you do it? Because I, I can't get any traction on my tweeting. Please tell me how. Well, what I've learned that you do on there, you look at whatever people are talking about right now on Twitter. Yeah. And you talk about those things like using, like use the trending topics to find out what people are tweeting about. Sure, sure. And if you make witty comments about the things that people are talking about, poke fun at the, the right people, then you'll get more followers and they'll, you know, you'll get, you'll get some traction on there. And then you'll also get a lot of people that hate you because you're making fun of people that they idolize. And that's why I have mattwalkersucks.com where people can go see all my hate mail that I get, where I think in that same year I won the Shorty Award, I got 14 death threats on Twitter. Really? Yeah, but it's, it's like 12 year olds in Portugal. Like I'm not, you know, it's Demi Lovato fans and Justin Bieber fans because I make fun of the people they like and then they have no concept of humor. Well, what's the funniest or society or interaction? What's the funniest hate letter that you've gotten? My favorite was, I think it was Chris Brown's birthday. And I had a tweet about Chris Brown where I said, happy birthday, Chris Brown. Be sure to have some punch with your cake. So I tweeted that. That's funny. That's a good one. And then I got a tweet back from somebody that said, shut up, you Horton, here's a who looking motherfucker. Which is great. That's awesome. That's even better. Yeah, that's good. That's great. On guard. I mean, Chris Brown, that's just, I mean, I'm sure you're not the first one that came up with that. It's too easy. You know, it's too easy to. I saw Nick DiPaolo right after the whole Rihanna thing. And he's like, because at the same time they had a whole thing where like a gorilla got out of the zoo and like, and then assaulted somebody. He's like, yeah, he's like, did you hear about that monkey that assaulted somebody? He's like, that Chris Brown's a fucking asshole. Now that's bad. Yeah, punch, a punch with your cake. That's not that bad. Yeah, no, it's, you know, but that's, but that's why you're the trending comic of Nick DiPaolo's. I don't know what he's doing, but he's a great comic. He's a great comic. Very funny guy. But besides, what other projects are you working on, Elizabeth, besides the Runaways? I know you're always singing on TV and movies. And what, I mean, have you gotten some collaborations with your loft mates? I'm working towards that. We have a number of facilities on site, but. They're probably outside your door like recording your orgasms. Or giving them to me. I see. So you wouldn't, you didn't show where you eat. I don't know. They have phones, whatever. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm totally kidding. You're contradicting yourself. No, I'm not. I'm just trying to keep you guessing. Just learn from me not to shit where you eat. Right? No kidding. Right. So. By the way, I, by the way, everybody. Oh really? I would shit where I eat except nobody in my apartment building speaks English except for me. So. Well, the thing is everybody tells me, oh, I don't shit where I eat. I don't shit during sex. So I, I don't. His girls don't shit because they don't eat. Right, exactly. No, they just puke. That's okay. Have you ever had one of these bulimics vomit on you? Let's be honest. Vomit on me? No, but I have had a girl that I hooked up with who did go vomit like after we were done. Yeah. I'm sure, I'm sure most of them do. But, what were you saying? Say that question again. Oh, deep throat and then vomit? Yeah. That happens. I will tell you this. I have heard a rumor. I have not heard. I have not had many women try to deep throat. I have heard. And let me tell you why. I have heard. I have heard this. Matt Walker is hung. Hey, hey. Matt Walker has a big dick. How big is your penis, Matt Walker? About nine and a half inches. Really? Really? How big around? Is that measuring from the ass or what is that? Red bull can? Red bull can maybe? Yeah. Too small. Right. Really? Holy. She's very demanding. Size queen. I am a size queen. I'm sorry. I can show you a photo if you want to see. Like, I don't care. No, I'd rather see it in person. I have something actually, Mark. Uh-oh. I want to see a photo. Do you have a picture of Matt's dick? What do you have? No, I have something that Matt can try on and show us all. You gave me this for my birthday. I did. And I've been saving it for the right occasion. Gummy pants. Some edible, crotchless gummy panties. Are you going to put those on right now? No, Matt is. So we can see his huge. Matt, do you want to put on some gummy panties? I'm not going to put on gummy panties. Well, they're crotchless so you could put something through it. I don't know. I don't know if they would fit. You hold on to your gummy panties. I love the fact that they actually have the nutrition facts on the back. Isn't that? Well, it's the law. You have to. It's the law. Yeah, it's the law. It's the law. So if it's edible, you have to have. Yeah. So they haven't tried to deep throat you. They know better. Well, maybe they would if he was wearing these. I just don't know how. You've deep throated nine and a half. Right? Yeah, maybe. Elizabeth? What about that? Deep throating a nine and a halfer? Depends on the angle. Really? What's the angle you need to use? Is it the angle straight? Something that big? Like you hold it on your back? Yeah, yeah, you'd have to do that. Okay, yeah, I've tried that sometimes. You tried sucking your dick? No, like the woman lays on her back. you might be able to. He's not. The woman lays on her back. I mean, I could if I wanted to. I tried when I was in junior high and I'm like, oh, I guess I could reach. That's why you didn't have to experiment with boys. You know, I never tried to suck my dick because I don't want to suck a dick. I don't care if it's mine. I don't want to suck one. If I could reach any of my parts. I guess it would feel good. It's like, oh, I'm getting my dick sucked, but I'm like, I'm sucking a dick. Yeah, I didn't. I would marry myself. I just, you know, I found out that I could if I chose to. Like, I wanted to see if I could. How did you find that out? Was this a Dungeons and Dragons game? How did you find this out? I was in like ninth grade. Because if you can, you can. I don't know. And then like you curl up, you sort of roll over. You want to see if you can. I don't know. I looked up those videos before. I had an ex that used to, he did this weird thing where he'd pull his head down and he'd suck his own dick. For late. At parties to show off. I got to go to your parties. I should try that at a party sometimes. I haven't tried in years and years. I don't know. Maybe, I don't know if I'm flexible. Well, you know, there's a whole, we can, we can turn the camera and have you do this over here. Oh, I could, I could show you what it looks like when I try. I won't take my pants off. No, no. Anyway, so, but we don't have time for that because there's two minutes to go. Yeah. So your website is funnymat.com. Yes. You're, and then there's Ihatematwalker.com. It's matwalkersucks.com. Matwalkersucks.com. Matwalkers. Yeah, yeah. Matwalkersucks.com. And follow him on Instagram, Twitter, and all, everything. Yeah, I'm funnymat on every, if you're looking for funnymat on the internet, I'm funnymat on Pinterest. I'm funnymat on whatever website there is. Should I get on Pinterest? No, it's awful. It's white girl porn. All I do on Pinterest is I pin pictures of serial killers. I should, I should do that. That's all you do on Pinterest. But funnymat on everything. Is there an unfunnymat? Well, I'm sure there's unfunnymats. No, but is there an unfunnymat like that? Yeah, somebody. No, you know, I should, I should buy that. That 14 year old in Portugal is really, yeah. I should, I should get that. Somebody on, some of your audience probably already snapped it up by now. Yes. And, and Elizabeth, my darling, you're wonderful as always. I love when you're a guest. How do people get a hold of you? I didn't bounce for you yet. I was going to have you do that. That'll be the finale. Okay. So how do people get a hold of you before you bounce? You can find me as Elizabeth Aston on Facebook and Twitter, Miss Elizabeth. Right. I just followed her yesterday. Oh. I looked her up and followed her. Thank you. Right. Well, please do. And please keep an eye out for Dark Worlds with Lita Ford and Cherie Curry coming out soon. I will. And we will, we will, you will be back. Saturday night. Oh, it's Saturday night. You're going to be at Noise Factory. I will be, yes, I'm hosting the Dark 80s Patio Lounge at Noise Factory. Can you get me on the list? I can. Please contact me for guest list information. Not you. Yes. Not you. But I'll wear these. I'll wear these on Saturday, okay? All right. Yeah. And the Wonder Woman socks, they've been great. Oh, yes. Thank you for those. I've been complimenting on my gifts many times. Thank you. You were fantastic. I will have to have you co-host more often. How do people get a hold of you and see your corsets, see your art? Right now, it's just Snake Lady Rose at Facebook. And you've got 10 seconds to bounce, Elizabeth. Oh. Everybody have a wonderfully creepy week. You got to do it. Yay. Have a wonderful creepy week, everybody. Oh, yeah. Woo. Thank you. We'll be right back.