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You're hot. Hey. Shh, you're going to ruin the intro. Hi, this is Jell-O Biafra. What should you rather have? A pint of booze if you're a recovering alcoholic, or a pint of cacophony no matter what or who you are? Speak into the mic, bitch. Say that into the microphone. Keep on rocking in the free world, and I mean rock, not hot punk. Not indie poo. Not middle-of-the-road, Miley Cyrus-y dreck. You're a freak with a microphone. Oh, my, my. Welcome. Good evening, ladies and shitheads. My name's Dan Pacinello. This is a pint of cacophony on skidrestudios.com. You can reach us here if you feel like bugging us. 800-893-9562. That's 800-893-9562. We kind of have a badass show today. Like, we kind of, like, got our shit together, and we, like, got a good one together. I don't know. Maybe. I think they've been good. For a little while, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think so, too. Well, we got Mario Lawley in here from Patso Jetson. He's going to join us in a few. Before that, we're going to talk to the girls in Skating Polly. They're on tour currently. They're going to be here starting tomorrow. I think Fresno, if I'm not mistaken, and then Bootleg Bar in Los Angeles on Wednesday. And I'm going to that, and I know, Joaquin, wherever the fuck you are, we're going to that. We're going to have some fun. We'll talk to them in a little bit. But Desert Days just happened. Deep Valley. I heard they played Ventilator Blues by the Rolling Stones, as my brother was telling me. Yes, they did. I was there, too. Dude, how was it? I mean, that's cool. Ventilator Blues? Yeah. Off of Exile? It was fucking awesome, dude. I bet. How was the crowd? Did they even know what happened? They seemed to be pretty aware of what was going on. Towards the end, everybody looked pretty dazed. Desert dazed. Desert dazed. Well, you know what? Let's hit the Deep Valley, and then we're going to play some Well Hung Heart, who just finished their tour as well. We had them in here. Great friends of the show. And then Skitty Polly doing Ugly. And then we'll talk to them right after that. But let's hit the tunes, yeah? Yeah, let's do it. What do you recommend that I do to make myself more attractive to American ladies? Well, there are certain things we could do for you. Can you make me look like this, ma'am? That's Barbara Bush. That is the president's mother. You're joking with me? No. Absolutely serious. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Suzy went to school this morning. Suzy went to class this morning. Suzy was a lovely droney. Suzy told the class her story. You can look in the mirror. You might not like what you see. You can try to change it. But you'll always be ugly. And you'll always be nothing. And you'll always be ugly. And you'll always be nothing. And you'll always be me, me, ugly. Ugly. Ugly, ugly, nothing, you're nothing, you're ugly. Ugly, ugly, nothing, you're ugly. Ugly. Ugly, ugly, nothing, you're nothing, you're ugly. Ugly, ugly, nothing, you're nothing, you're ugly. Ugly, ugly, nothing, you're nothing, you're ugly. Oh man, welcome to a pint of cacophony. My name is Dan Pacinello. This is KidRoseStudios.com. She's still going. Oh man, Skating Polly. Before that was Will Hung Heart and Deep Valley. I hear we got a Skating Polly on the phone. Kelly? Yes, we do. Yep. Hi Kelly, how are you? Good. I'm good. This is the second time we talk. You guys have been busy since last time we talked, haven't you? Yeah. What happened? South by Southwest happened. I mean, whatever since then, like what's been going on, guys? Well, yeah, South by Southwest happened and we shot a video for Ugly, that song you just played. Right, which is awesome. I just saw it and it made me want to play it. And we're on tour right now, so. That's awesome. You guys are Fresno? You playing Fresno tomorrow? Yep. Fresno at Love the Capitive House show. Right. Yes, tomorrow. And for those of us in Los Angeles, the Bootleg Bar on April 30th, that's Wednesday. I'm going to that one. I'm going to be there and I'll see you guys. I'm super stoked. Yeah, it's going to be cool. Yeah, it totally is going to be cool. We're going to have a pretty cool crowd. Kate Nash is coming and- Oh man. I think she's coming to one of our California shows. Oh, yeah. I think she's coming to one of our California shows. I think she's coming to one of our California shows. I think she's coming to one of our California shows. I don't know which one that's going to be coming to. Well, LA folk, hopefully it's that one, so don't miss the Bootleg Bar just in case, right? Yeah. So how's life on the road been? Pretty good. We did a lot of driving today, like 10 or 11 hours. 10 or 11 hours. Oh my god. It's been great. Yeah, it's been really fun though. All the shows have been going pretty well. We got to stay with Cliff Sherlock, one of our closest friends for a couple of days when we played Lawrence in Kansas City, so that was fun. Sounds great. So of all the dates you've been, like South by Southwest and everything since then, where's your favorite city so far for you two? Where was it just real and in your face? What was the best one? The one that stuck out. Okay. Well, we played the enter enter food afterwards. That was just really cool. Sounds awesome, man. And, like, hopefully the bootleg brings it, right? I'll be there. I'm going to be the only one watching. I'm just going to be there jumping up and down. I'll definitely be there, though. I'm super stoked for that. And the thing about you guys that I'm just, like, super stuck on is, you know, you guys aren't just, like, some, you know, like a little girl band. You guys are, like, an actual rock band, like, with, like, badass, serious tunes. And you guys just happen to be younger. But, like, I mean, don't let that even freak you out because, holy crap, you guys bring it. And I'm waiting for it at the bootleg. Like, seriously, like, we've been playing you guys. You guys made us a Roddy on the Rock. Like, you know, I want to see it live now. And I'm just excited. Because that Ugly music video, how was that, shooting that? Really fun. We just did it. It was pretty low budget. We just did it with one of our friends. And the underwater scenes were probably the hardest to shoot because I had a bunch of water going up my nose. And it was really painful. But... You guys keep running out of breath, huh? That one did look pretty awkward. I'm Alex, by the way. How are you doing? I just came out of nowhere. Sorry. Hi. Yeah. It was actually in slow motion, too. So that's why, I mean, it looks like we're holding our breath a little bit longer than we actually are. Yeah. For those of you out there in Radio Land, we have that posted on the Facebook. So if you guys want to check that out, it's actually a pretty cool video. You just heard that song right before we started talking to Kelly here. Yeah. So is there anything you want to say before we part ways until Wednesday? Just before we move on here? No. Just come on down to our show at the Boothlag if you can on April 30th. Let's do it. We're bringing... We're like the Pied Piper over here. We're going to bring all the rats over. Don't worry about it. Nice. Nice. Packed ass at the Boothlag. I'll see you then. We'll get some audio and we'll play it back here on the air. All right. See ya. All right. Take care. I'll talk to you later, Kelly. All right. You too. Bye. All right. Bye. Now it's our turn. Now it's our turn. Now it's time for this. Oh my God. Look at him. He's all like seriously. It's time for this. I don't know. I just wanted to transition pretty smoothly. So me and Dan went to the Roxy Theater. I thought he was going to have some music, but he was the bed. Yeah. I am the intro. But yeah, me and you, Dan, went to the Roxy Theater. Yeah. We went to the Roxy about two weeks ago and we saw the Vimdicta after we had them here on the air. Yes. It was a ton of fun. They played first. They brought the house down and then it got weird. It did. I mean, when we first got there, we got there before the band played. You know, we got inside and then we were just kind of scoping the bar and we couldn't really find anybody. Right. Oh, keep in mind, like me and Alex, we're in our mid twenties. Yeah. And the crowd there was under 19. Under 18. Because of the Aqua Dolls. Because of the Aqua Dolls. It was an all ages show. Yeah. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but I mean, we're trying to, you know, approach groups of girls to get some audio in there. I don't know. It got weird. And we did find some girls and we went up to them and this is what happened. What are you guys here to see? Oh, the Aqua Dolls. Aqua Dolls? The Aqua Dolls too. First time seeing them? Yeah. Yeah? You guys haven't checked them out like a moon pad, like a local show? This is the first time you've seen them? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Cool. What's your name? Summer. Summer. What's your name? Emma. What's your name? Patrick. Patrick? Nice to meet you, man. So, uh. What's up right here? This is the host, Dan. Hi, my name's Dan. Yeah, so that's how he became. That's all I did. Yeah. Hey, my name's Dan. Alex, deal with these people. Did you have to read that off a piece of paper? No, I was just standing there holding a Pabst. Yeah, we kept talking them too. Hi, you're here for the Aqua Dolls? Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. What do you like about the Aqua Dolls? Like everything. Everything? I just wanted to answer. Well, Melissa Brooks, definitely. We love her, like, music and her style. Cool. That's our radio station. Okay, thanks. We love, like, her music and, like, her style. And then I like the enthusiastic way she said, okay, thanks. Okay, thanks. I don't know if you guys caught that. Yeah, I got it. So after that, we were kind of bummed. We didn't really know what to do. Seriously, me and Alex just, like, dumb and dumber style, hanging out at the bar. Mm-hmm. Like, facing everybody. I don't know. And we had a conversation at the bar. We're just standing at the bar looking at a bunch of fucking 15-year-olds that are completely unapproachable. Yeah, it's fucking awkward. We came here for lighters, but we talked to one group of girls, and I don't know if that guy's gay or not. He's got a monkey backpack? Yeah, he's gay. He's gay. Anyways. Patrick's gay. His name's Patrick? Yeah, his name's Patrick. I'm sorry, Patrick. They were like, I don't know if they thought we were hitting on them or what. We just wanted to ask them who they were here to see. And shit got awkward for a second. Now we're over here at the bar, and they keep looking back at us. And I'm thinking maybe we should walk over there and ask them if they want a drink or something. At least we give them a flyer for them to see that we're actually a radio station. They're going to wipe their asses or what rapper used tampons up in those and throw them away. They're not listening. Yeah, they're not going to listen. I think we freaked them out too much. Yeah, I know. There's good music in here, but the crowd sucks. Yeah. So far, at least. Let's go talk to that guy. That tie-dyed guy. Tie-dyed guy. He was so fucking cool. Do you remember what happened before that? No. Remember Corey came? Yeah, we talked to Corey. Yeah, we talked to Corey. How excited are you? I'm so stoked. Stoned? Yes. No, I'm stoked with a K. Where are your bandmates? Matt's right there. Talking to those guys in the front. Look at his hair. Does he know the guy in the tie-dyed? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, he's a big fan of ours. Oh. We'll talk to him. Yeah. What's his name? Do you know his name? Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. The tie-dyed shirt. We're going to approach him like we... Tie-dyed Pink Floyd shirt. Even better. Dark Side of the Moon? Yeah. We're going to approach him like we know him. Yeah. What's up, Jacob? Yeah, so we saw this guy in a tie-dyed shirt. He's seriously the only guy who was like, you know, grooving to the tunes and not just standing there on their phone, like, just curious about a show like a normal person should be. And I hugged him. Yeah, it was kind of awkward. And pretended like I knew him for a second. It was kind of awkward going up to him and going, hey, like this. Long time no see. Long time no see, Jacob. How are you? Pretty good. Pretty good. Do you know her? Yeah. How's it going? This is Corey. Yeah, yeah, I know Corey. Corey, this is Jacob. She knows. We're with Aponica Coughney. We're a radio station at Skid Row Studios. We just had the Vim Dict in the studios. Great. They only played like their last record. Nice. What do you like about them? I'm a huge fan. I love their music. Very nice. You looked very approachable. That's why we came up to you like... Yeah, we were like this. We were just over there at the bar bitching and now everybody looks so unapproachable. I bet he was kind of freaked out. He had the boy shirt. Looks like he talked to us. He looked freaked out when I talked to him. They are. I love them. Are you just here for the Vim Dicta? Literally. Yeah. You're not going to stay? I've heard of the other two. This is where things turn sour. We found out what was really going on that night. You think you like the Aqua Dolls? I don't think you like the Aqua... Do you? A little. But can we get your opinion? Afterwards? Oh, yeah, sure. Afterwards. An opinion? Do we have his own little segment? Jacob's Corner. My ladder. Jacob's Ladder. There we go. Jacob's Ladder. Hell yeah, man. I recognized each band and which good they were down the ladder. Like, how good they were down the ladder. I knew it. Jacob's Ladder. I'm assuming the Vim Dicta would be first. Yeah, at this point, yeah. Have you seen them live a lot? No. But, I mean, I've hung out with them in their studio, but that's it. Because everyone's 21 and up, so... Right. So you're not 21 yet? No. How old are you? 19. 19, yeah. Can we get you to say, I'm Jacob with a tie-dyed shirt and I'm listening to a pint of cacophony? You didn't do it. I'm listening to what? Hey, what's up? What's up, guys? My name's Jacob with a K and I'm listening to a pint of... Cacophony. Cacophony. Hell yeah. We have to make a montage of every time when we're out on the street and somebody fucks it up. Oh, believe me. A pint of cacophony. I left a lot of them in there. Like Jacob. Like, yeah, just like Jacob. So we saw the Vim Dicta and they were fucking awesome. It was great. Yeah, they really brought it. And we were standing by some girls. I mean, like 20 feet away, 10 feet away. 20 feet. 20 feet. They were like a person's length away from us. Yeah. Okay, yeah. There were a couple people down and we talked to them and they were mesmerized by Matt. All right, here we go. We're going to talk to these girls. They seem to have fallen in love with Matt. Hello, ladies. I work for a radio station here in downtown LA called Skid Row Studios. I think you all fell in love with Matt. Yep. Yeah, he was really hot. Right? Yeah. We've had him. He's a friend of the show. We had him last Monday. What did you guys like about him? He has great muscles. You know what? He really reminded me of Johnny Depp from Cry Baby. From Cry Baby. Only from Cry Baby. Then he did. Oh, my God. This is the host, Dan. I think you guys liked his hair, didn't you? Yeah, he had bangs. He was so pissed off. His bangs were something. You couldn't tell if he was looking at you or not because he was like, well. Do you guys want to tell him anything? We'll probably show him this. Oh, yeah. We love him. What? My name is Zoe. Here's my number. I got my number. Wow. Poor girl. Yeah. Yeah. She was underaged by far. Like, she looked like she was in fourth grade, I think. Yeah. Maybe she stayed back a lot. Tricycles, I think. I don't know. But so we kind of kept talking to them and they brought this up. You want to ask this question about the next group? The Aquadolls? Yeah. Oh, my God. Fuck the Aquadolls. Fuck them. Oh, my God. I'm kidding. Love them. Oh, my God. All right. So what we'll do is we'll see them play and then we'll come back for your reaction. Oh, no. We didn't go back. We'll probably be dead by then. Oh, she's dead. We'll revive you. All right? All right. So. That was up to Dan. Oh, man. No way. Yeah. We didn't go back. No, we didn't go back. Thank you. But the Aquadolls did play. Yeah, they did. And for some reason, I don't know, we ended up outside because. You have to leave at some point. Yeah. No, no. It's just I didn't want to be in there anymore. We ran into, well, my favorite guy, Marion Scott. What's your name? I'm Marion Scott. I love this guy. Yeah, fuck yeah. This guy was the best. I'm here to see La Femme. La Femme? Oh, you're the first person I want to see La Femme. Of course, because they're the best fucking band. Did you miss the Vimdicta? They just played. They were fucking sick. No, no. You know what? I've known the Aquadolls, which are opening, and they fucking are lame because they're super into themselves, that girl. She pretty much threw out her whole band, right? My best friend, who's in my band, dated the bassist in her band. Oh. Yeah, so we're all integrated. Okay. And she's like, no, I'm so sick, I'm going to bail my whole band. Oh, no. Except for her and her boyfriend play the band. Oh. I like how concerned you're saying that. Oh, no. I don't know the band that you guys heard. I wish I heard them. They were sick, man. You would have liked them. Yeah. They're friends of the show. Cool. Well, I'd like to, I'm really bummed that I didn't see them, but La Femme, I have a really cool, like. How are you feeling right now? Oh, I'm fucking feeling great. I'm from Orange County. What? And I came up here to get. Fucking shit face. You're going to see La Femme because they're like the only French band that like really like, have you seen them? No, never. No, but I'm excited to. Okay. They're going to. Are we in for it? Yes. Are they going to shit on us? Yeah. I like our little monologue here. You saw me say that. They're going to literally, every band around here, like you see like, oh, this is sick. You're kind of like head, head bopping a little bit. You're like, well, it's sick. This guy just started jumping right now. You're going to like, please your mind. In fact. He's jumping while he's singing? Yeah. Holy fuck. Like the synth. They have like. Did it help? The guitar on the chick's so fucking hot. Watch the dick talk. He sings. And like, there's this video where she like sucks a guy's dick. In the video? Yeah. No, no, no. In the music video. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. A real dick? Might have had two tabs open. Is it a real dick? Is it a fake dick? Do you wish it was your dick? Well, duh. Of course I wish it was my dick, but. Jesus Christ. That man. So we tried to get a liner from him and it didn't work out very good. Here we go. He's trashed. So what happened with the bouncer, man? We saw that. He almost got kicked out. He almost kicked over this line over here. What happened? Oh no, he's my homie. I was just fucking around. I'm all drunk, you know? And he, I was already in there. And I was like, yeah, yeah. So he's cool. Awesome, dude. Can we get you to say your name and the name of the show, A Pint of Cacophony? Hi, my name is. My own name? Yes. What is it? Is this legal, bro? What is it for? My own name. It's for a radio station. A radio show we're interviewing for. Fuck yeah, let's do it. Is this legal? Is this legal shit? Of course. Dude, we're on iTunes. We're on iTunes. We stream online. Am I getting in trouble for it? No, not at all. Not at all. We promise. We swear. I really appreciate this radio station. I'm Merritt Scott. And I'm live on. A Pint of Cacophony. A Pint of Cacophony. It's in your head. I'm live on A Pint of Cacophony. And it's the most badass feeling I've ever felt. So you guys better tune in and listen. Or else you guys might as well drop out and fade away. Fade away. Fade away, bro. Fade away, bro. Oh, see. So. We ran into Jacob again. And he gave us a short little recap of what he thought of the Vindicta. Was it Jacob? Jacob. Jacob. Jacob and the tie-dye. Jacob and the tie-dye. What did you think of the Vindicta, man? Oh, it's freaking ridiculous. It's the first time I've seen him live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's playing power, right? Technically, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was crazy. Corey's not that bad looking, huh? Well, I like their music. I don't want to answer that. He did seem kind of weird when I asked him that. Yeah, he got calm for a second. He was like. How old was he? 19. 19. He's a good guy, though. And he's a really kind person. And then we asked him about the Aquadolls. So, we've been going around discussing the Aquadolls. What'd you think? Yeah. Well, he's outside. Well, yeah. Does that say something? Yeah, it was all right, I guess. Yeah, it was cool. Do you get bored? Yeah, it was just a bit much. I was trying to recoup from the Vindicta. My head was on fire. You know, four out of five people we've talked to so far have been like, fuck you, Aquadolls. Yeah. Yeah, and we're like. Jesus. Well, there seems to be a lot of love for them in there. A lot of little girls, yeah. A lot of little girls, but out here, like. Good place to pick up girls. Well, first off, look at how many people are standing outside right now. Yeah, it was just a bit too much. It's not just one. Yeah. It's not just two. There's probably 80 people out here. Close to 80, at least. True. I don't think we have one good thing on here about them being cool. Except for that 16-year-old inside. Yeah. So, it was kind of true. We did run into a lot of people that didn't. Unlike the Aquadolls. I want to have the Aquadolls in here, though. Just to give them a chance to defend themselves. Because long hair don't care. It's not a bad song. Long hair don't care. It's not a bad song. And then this final clip, we ran into this very, very cute girl outside. This is Connery. This is Connery. Hey, Connery. Connery? Is she listening? You think she's listening? I don't know if she's listening. I think she's listening. This is Connery. Now, you know, we're radio people. You don't know what we look like. Yeah. You just have attractive faces. We're not very attractive. No, we got the face for radio. Which is ugly. Which is ugly. Very, very ugly. Oh, well, thank you. You can stop that. I don't know. Well, thank you. You're sweet. Listening to a pint of cacophony, and Dan's my best friend. Is that okay? Sure. Okay. My name's Connery. One more time. My name's Connery, and I'm listening to a pint of cacophony. Wait, what? Cacophony. Cacophony? Take four. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get this in my mouth first. Oh. What? Be specific, please. Lighting up the cigarette. My name's Connery. You're listening to a pint of cacophony, and my best friend is Dan. Oh, thank you. Matt's like, I'm going to go to the Aqueduct show next time. She didn't say which Dan. No. Which other Dan could it be? Dan Rather. He likes his reporting. Let's get back to some music, and then let's bring Mario Lawley in here, and let's talk some tunes, yeah? Let's hit it with some House of Wolves. Hey, we're the Bim Dicta. And I'm Matt. And... I'm Corey. I'm Corey. And we like listening to a pint of cacophony. Listen to it. Love it. Live it. Let's enter the Let the silence grow So that peace will be clean Over, before you know Hell, your love will be home guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo enter enter The end of me Got a feeling she's getting to me Never needed, it's hard to travel Got a feeling she's getting to me Never needed, it's hard to travel You can stand for atrophy You can stand on behalf of me You can stand for atrophy You can stand on behalf of me You can stand on behalf of me The shot to take the doll Rips the spirit like it's all over me She's got a way of making me rabid Got a feeling she's getting to me Never needed, it's hard to travel Got a feeling she's getting to me Never needed, it's hard to travel You can stand for atrophy You can stand on behalf of me You can stand for atrophy You can stand on behalf of me Keep me It's in the air, it's in the water They're all after me It's in the air, it's in the water They're all after me He has risen He has risen He has risen He has risen It's in the air, it's in the water They're all after me It's in the air, it's in the water They're all after me He has risen He has risen He has risen He has risen It's in the air, it's in the water They're all after me It's in the air, it's in the water They're all after me Who are you, George Costanza? I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. There's a dungeon, and you're a donkey Food in the vault, and we need cash There's no free lunch, for a jackass Money not killed, but that's okay We're miles away Feel comfortable, and we're miles away Put on your happy face We're in over our heads Over our heads They have to cover up atrocities To put their essence in green Planting the seeds of a sad democracy We're in over our heads Over our heads We're in over our heads To choose the pushes and the liberties Killing off all the fun The long night hasn't ended It's just begun We're in over our heads Over our heads We're in over our heads Over our heads We're in over our heads We've got a vision And it's coming true guitar solo Keep the house in order Open all the blinds Paint you in a corner It'll change all our minds Just keep making lists I'll keep hammering this There's a reason for it And it's coming true And when something happens If it's nothing good I know I'll learn a lesson Like I know I should And I'm not unthankful And I'm not unthankful Then I'm all of the men Living on top of you Underneath your skin Underneath your skin I crack my crown And I'm on my way Never that far down And I'm out of place for you And I'm all in the mirror Living on top of you Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Underneath your skin Thank you. Thank you. Oh, man. Welcome back to A Pine of Cacophony. My name is Dan Pacinello. This is skidrowstudios.com. You can reach us here at 800-893-9562. Sitting here across from me is Mr. Mario Lawley. How are you doing? Good, bro. How are you? I'm great, man. We just heard Fats of Jetson doing Living on Top of You. What's that off of? We just dropped that, didn't we? That was a bomb we just dropped. We just dropped that bomb. We just dropped that bomb. Tell us about that bomb. That's a split we did with a band from Italy called Urban Mate. And we just got them in the mail like day before yesterday. So... Day before yesterday. Second time. Second time I've heard it. Two years right now. How's it sound? Sounds good. That was the first time I heard it. I thought it was great, man. Great. Great work. Thank you. So that band, Urban Mate, how'd that come to fruition? You two together making this split. Every year that we've played, we've toured in Europe like four times. And the last three times we played this festival that the owner, creator of Go Down Records, which is an Italian record. It is kind of they played the festival with us the year before we recorded this particular split. They had asked us if next time we came back, if we would consider doing it. So I was stoked to do it. Yeah. It sounds awesome. I can't wait to play the rest of it. Over the week, I mean, we've announced that we're going to have you in here. And a bunch of people emailed us a bunch of questions that they just want to know about Mr. Mario Lawley and everything you've kind of been involved with. And do you mind if we just sort of go down the list? Awesome. All right. So we got one here. We'd love to hear the story about you and Josh Homme working on You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar But I Feel Like a Millionaire for Desert Sessions. Okay. I mean, everybody knows the Queens one and the Desert Sessions one is my all-time favorite. I mean, your pipes are, they're badass. Like, how'd that go? Like, Desert Sessions and make that thing happen. I think on that record, I was thanked for my vocal and lyrical contribution in Drinky Poo. And that sums it up. Were you making those famous sangrias? No. It was a sangria. It was like a handle of pop-off vodka. Pop-off. Oh, my God. The plastic one, right? Yeah, the plastic one. It was awesome. Me and my buddy Kevin drove up after work to be part of that Desert Sessions recording up in Joshua Tree at Rancho Duna Luna. were already wasted and went in and the guys were just kind of jamming and vamping on riffs and stuff. And I just started working on lyrics and. And that just came out, huh? Yeah. And I was just looking at all the cool stuff around Dave's and Fred's place. And that property is beautiful. It really is beautiful. And they have just so much weird, cool stuff that they've collected over the years. And it was inspirational in the way that between the liquor store in the corner and the. The one, isn't there like a radio station next to it too? Like in that same little strip? Yeah. Like a one door radio station. I saw that when we were up there. Yeah. Yeah. We just performed up there actually not too long ago, me and Gary from Yawning Man. Awesome, man. That's great. We did a jam session up there. But yeah, I don't even remember much. You know, I think I passed out by the time they had. I finished the track. Track the guitars. Yeah. So. What about a Sentient Man off of Desert Sessions? Was that a similar story? No. That was a totally different recording session. Right. It's a different volume. That was at. That was at Monkey Studios, which at the time was owned by Chris Goss. Mm-hmm. And basically Fatso Jetson was kind of the rhythm section for quite a few of the tunes on that record. That's awesome. And like Junior High Love. Oh yeah. Junior High Love. Yeah. Oh man. And there was another, there was a lost song from that session called The Ambassador of Porn that was really, really my favorite song of the whole session. Can you slip me a copy of that? No. It's actually lost. It's gone. Oh man, it's gone. Nobody knows where it is. The tape machine ate it. Yeah. Something happened to it. Josh was like, searched for it and searched for it and he couldn't. The conspiracy. He couldn't find it. It might have gotten taped over actually because that, yeah, that was kind of pre-protoled. It was kind of That's awesome. Yeah. But there wouldn't be a Eagles of Death medal without Cole Liu or Kevin Lee because the name pretty much came from him and the voice came from Cole Liu. And, of course, the irreplaceable Jesse Hughes. Of course, yeah. With all his talents and eccentricities. Exactly. But, yeah, I just got done hanging out with him during the whole Coachella debauchery. How'd that go? Doing some recording out at a ranch in the thermal area there. Right. Kind of near where you guys were watching that Desert Days festival. We were probably about 10 minutes away from you there. Oh, right on. But it was interesting. We set up a recording tent and invited different desert musicians to come and record and then some. Some bands were invited. Some musicians and bands were invited to come by and check out the recording tent and jump in if they wanted to. And dudes from Graveyard came by. That's awesome. What are you guys planning on doing with those tapes? I think they're a little drunk to get involved. I don't know what we're going to do. The stuff I jammed on was actually just with a great drummer from Palm Desert and this guy, Bobby Nichols. He's a guitarist. He's a guitar player from Joshua Tree. And we just improvised for about an hour and a half. And the next day, Jesse kind of cut a new track for the Eagles, just kind of writing, you know. Sweet, man. So, yeah, it came out pretty good. It came out nice. All right, Neil. Let's try and tackle a couple more of these real quick. We got one here. We'd like to hear about growing up in the desert and how you went about finding new music to listen to around those parts. And I remember you mentioning to me, like, listening to old Rodney Bingenheimer tapes or compilations coming out that way. Oh, yeah. Well, beyond the compilations were awesome, too. You know, we had one record store there that's still there, the Record Alley. And, but I used to drive up. When I first got my learner's permit, I'd drive up to L.A. to buy records whenever I could. But a source of, you know, Rodney's show was pretty much our weekly source of what was happening. And kind of formed our record lists for the month, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we'd cruise up, me and my friend Gary and my other buddy Gary, who's in Deadbolt now. He moved to Palm Springs. I mean, excuse me. He moved from Palm Springs to San Diego. He's been in Deadbolt for about 20 years. And we used to go on these record store runs and get all kinds of weird stuff. But it was, you know, Rodney was kind of our link to, what was happening around, especially what was happening in Los Angeles. Right. And there was, you know, there wasn't anything else. There was no, you know, the record store really was very limited. It was, you know, maybe some Sex Pistols. And I did buy a Minuteman record there. I bought Cracks in the Sidewalk also, which was a great compilation. Yeah. SST put out. But it was like, there was, it was like popular kind of, you know, some popular English punk and stuff. And, and a lot of records that still actually sold, you know, so we weren't really interested in those. But the more we went up there every weekend and started buying, you know, Throbbing Gristle and The Cramps and The Ramones and Richard Hell and Fear and all that stuff. Yeah. He, he started going, hmm, maybe there's something to these guys that come here once a week, you know, so that was one way, but I don't know. I think, I think a lack of access to music kind of helped us. Sounds like you'd be a lot more appreciated of, of like what you do come across, especially if you're making like actual runs just to get some music. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just feel like, you know, we got it so spoiled these days, but I don't know. I mean, it just makes it mean so much more on a whole different level. I don't know. That's what I, what I see. No, it's, yeah, it's way, it's, I mean, it's, it's awesome to just like YouTube some, you know, I'll give you an example. I, my son's really, really into this, into this band and they're opening for, he's at, he loves Red Fang. I love Red Fang too. And he, he, there's this band opening for Red Fang on their tour with Big Business. And, and within five minutes he had, you know, heard the band. He'd been to their website, fan their, friend their Facebook, whatever the fuck. He's already part of the Kiss Army. Yeah. They're called the American Sharks, but he's like, he's like already boom. And like when I was his age for me to discover that band, I would have had to have seen the flyer. Oh, you know, who's opening for, for Black Flag or who's opening for Red Cross or whatever, you know? Right. That band, well, maybe I'll like them, you know? So next time I get to LA, I'll maybe find their seven inch of their record if they even have one out. And so it's just a lot different, you know? Yeah, exactly. He's, he's grown as a musician, I think, because of his access to, to music like that. Exactly. Via the internet and all that. It's great having you here, Mario. We're going to play some more tunes right here and then we're going to get back. And I'd really like to talk about the, these tracks we're playing here today. And, you know, some more music stuff and, and your son as well. But let's hit some hip screams here on a Pine and Coyote. Awesome. Lemonade. Please. I made it just for you. You are my best friend. This really hits the spot. Doesn't it though? You make really good lemonade, Scratchy. Ha ha ha. Thank you, Itchy. Keep I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die Okay, let me see your palms. You will meet a romantic woman. So will she allow me to make a rape on her? Uh, in English, rape means to force oneself on someone sexually. In English. Yes, rape. It's been a long, long ride. I don't know where I'll stay tonight. Oh, under the star. Oh, maybe in your bed I'll ride. Against the wind, I crossed your desert today. Don't care what you say, cause baby, I'm gonna stay. Yeah, I've gone to the beach over. Trying to find my way. Try the love that I a long, long journey Don't know where I left my mind Down in the canyon Or maybe in the back of your eyes And I'm heading down by the river to kill your daddy tonight And by the break of day You know that we'll be out of sight Yeah, I searched this whole world over Tried to find the love that I stayed without Thank you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. And fuck you, I'm out. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This split. This Fatsa split that we're playing today. Oh, man. Where can people find these tracks? There's only 400 of those. There's only 400. That means a Panacofony audience. You hit us on our Facebook. We'll hook you up. You're family, all right? You come first. Exactly. There's only 400, and I was sent four. Oh, my. You only got four. Yeah, I only got four. And we got one here today. I feel so fucking special now. You got a CD, and I got four vinyl, one for each guy in the band. And I'm pretty sure there's some more on the way. I kind of hope there is. But through Urban Mates' Facebook, I'm sure there's some way to buy the record. Right. But it's really kind of like a rare go to the show, buy it at the merch table kind of pressing. It's not a... That's what's up. Yeah, it's nothing that's going to be on InSound or, you know... Alex is over here holding it up. He's all happy. I got a copy, motherfuckers. It'll be on eBay or something eventually, I'm sure. But there's only 400, and those guys play enough to where I'm sure they plan on selling them. But it was a self-release thing through them. That's great, man. The case is beautiful. Yeah, it's gorgeous. And the way it opens up with the CD, perfect. We're going to go into some Mischief and Mystic Braves, and then some more Fatso. And then we're going to do a bit here, and then we'll come back with some Mario. And we'll finish this up. Awesome. Awesome. You got my girl. Open it. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going, She can say it, but she knows how to lay it down In her mind And she says, and she says, and she says Don't make me mad Don't make me mad Don't make me mad Oh no, don't make me mad Don't make me mad Well, well, well, well, well, well The wind has a habit of knocking us down It's far too easy to make a friend Oh, she just wants to hold your hand Something that she cannot do She can say it, but she knows how to lay it down In her mind And she says, and she says, and she says And she says, and she says Don't make me mad Don't make me mad Don't make me mad Oh no, don't make me mad Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Keep me Let me tell you this. The older you do get, the more rules are going to try to get you to follow. You just got to keep living, man. L-I-V-I-N. What happened, man? What's your problem? Can you believe it? I got fired. I've had this job for years and out of nowhere they tell me to pack up and leave. I don't get it. I don't deserve this and I need this income. Really? That doesn't sound right, man. You need to do something about this. You need to get someone to help you fight this. Imagine losing your job for something out of your control or being harassed at work. In this economy, we depend so heavily on our sources of income. Getting it taken away from us for wrongful reasons is devastating. If you've been wrongfully terminated from your job, call Attorney Alexander Fuquay at Fuquay Law Center. He'll fight for you. Contact by phone at 626-385-8840 or visit his website at www.fuquaylawcenter.com. Fuquay Law Center serves anywhere in California including Los Angeles, San Diego, and Orange County. I know it's hard. The moments are away. The patient's shoulder is away. When I look into your eyes, I don't question the depth in my mind. I'm in love. When you came to my life, you filled up my heart with a cup. Cup of love. Cup of love. Cup of love. Cup of love. The patients are surely away. When I look into your eyes, I don't question the depth in my mind. I'm in love. When you came to my life, you filled up my heart with a cup. Cup of love. Oh. Oh. Shut up! Get trapped and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now shut your mouths or I'll shut them for you. And if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me! Because I would love it! I can walk in flames Soaked in my cups And sheets to the wind I can walk in flames I can grit my teeth and be loving. I can twist my tongue. I can tell the truth, a brutal tale of what's with you. I can hold my breath or I can breathe deep and long. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. You can cheat that face, that primal mask of honor. You can build the coffin, rare woods and satin. We can return to open all those veins and frame the seams. We can run away and pick somewhere to lie. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. Long deep breaths. I'm picking up the hammer I'm sleeping at the wheel It doesn't really matter anymore Show me to the door It wails and pours Show me to the door It wails and pours Where's the trotting tree Distracted by the wind Reaction Where's the trotting tree Reaction Where's the time to turn And surrender Leave the holes out of Time to burn Read white face Rounding glass Rounding glass Rounding glass Rounding glass Rounding glass Keep enter enter Thank you. Thank you. But you guys prepared a game. We're going to go through this real quick. It's A to Z. Name your genitalia. Go. So we're going to just go around the room. We have Mia here and Alex. Just here to simply talk shit. Matt's in the room. Charles is in the room. Go, Joaquin. Okay, so A. Alex is in. Okay, B. Billadong. Billadong? C. Cocklings Cockbuster. That's a good one. That's a good one. Dorchester for D. You name a whole town, people like it. I got Elephantitis Maxx. Maximus Pervertus for E. That's a good one. Frankfurter's Delight. Great Caper. The Great Caper. The Great Caper. Hawkeye's Lady Plunderer. Classic Hawkeye. I. Insider Trading. Oh. That sounds serious. Insider Trading? Insider Trading. I got Jellyfish Stinky Poo. I got Spinal Dump. Sorry. You're right. I know. I was like, he loved dick. Little Bighorn. Mother's Pride. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite one so far. That's my favorite one. I like that. That works on many levels. That's good. For N. Nowhere Man by the Beatles. Oh. It's a sad one. For O. And I'll be happy, guys. All right. For O, I got Ostrich Necked Prick. Oh. Okay. That's also an Australian band. That is kind of What am I on? It's a terrible porno. Oh, my God. Okay, you. I got United Dicks. V, Vagina Whisperer. Wait, I had V. I got Voluptuous Rectus. W, Wally's Rage Fist. These are good. I can't talk shit. For X, Cross Country with the X. What's the next letter? I don't have it. Y. Y? That was a question. Because sometimes Y. Shit, I don't know. Young Dong. Is that one word? Young Dong. That sounds like a, to catch a predator. No, it sounds like someone we went to high school with. This is Dan. Dan Young Dong. That's a restaurant. That's a Chinese restaurant. It is in Arcadia. Yeah, it's across the park. Yeah, it is. So what's next? Y, Z? Zebra. Zebra. Zebra. Zebra. That was. Was this sponsored by Young Dong? This wasn't sponsored by anything. And just because of that, we're going back to some fucking radio. The O.C.s. Hit it, Alex. Hey, this is John Boyer, and you're listening to Planet Cacophony. I'm alive! Yeah guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Hi, this is Ty Siegel, listening to A Pint of Cacophony. What's in my head? It's where we live. I came out so old. guitar solo guitar solo What's in my head? What's in my head? Through the windows I see you Tired and brown guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo And I will be at And I will be Here came your song guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Dan Fact, number 506. Dan once got into a cockfight with Clint Eastwood. from Blackie Chudia and Spindrift. You're listening to Eponic Cacophony. Eponic Cacophony. guitar solo Take this piece of wood and glass that bucket of love from the last gas bottle I Alright, we're coming on. Hey, we got a computer issue, but it's no big deal. Mario's here. We get to talk some more. Awesome. How you doing? Wunderbar. Wunderbar. Well, now it's a bed. So, how about this? Who are you really into these days? Who do you think's up and coming? Like, who you really got your eyes on? Up and coming. This old band called Los Lobos. I love you, man. Yeah, I know. I don't know, man. Up and coming. Let's see. What have I heard lately that What's really like gravity? What was fun? I love Red Fang. I love seeing those guys play. They're a powerhouse, man. Yeah, I love Red Fang. Tight band, like hard workers. Hard rock. I love that. You get sweaty in the pit. That's what it's all about. I love Grinderman. I love all the stuff Nick Cave does. I love. And, um, like, you know, underground rock and roll band I heard recently. I've, um, the American Sharks. Pretty cool. American Sharks. Right on. Yeah. I don't know. It's, um, I'm just still, like, kind of stuck in, like, my weird underground scene here in L.A. I still get excited when Saccharine Trust plays and, you know, when Joe Baez is playing around. Well, everybody important to you, right? Of course, man. But that's what it's all about. Yeah. But, um, you know, I love to see, um, I'd love to, I was really bummed. I was in Joshua Tree on Saturday night recording with Yawning Man. That's nothing to be bummed about. And, um, well, I, we had to bust up early. We have a cello player in the band now. And we were recording at her house and, uh, we had to bust it up early because Gary's father wasn't feeling well. So he drove back down to the desert. And little did I know that Earth was playing at Pappy's. So, I was, I was, I was kind of bummed. I would have gone. But, uh, That's awesome. We're sorry. We have fucked up beds in this show. It's perfect. So, uh, Yeah. Keep it lit. But Earth, I, I, I would love to, um, I can't wait to hear their new record landing and singing a song on it. So, I'm looking forward to that. Awesome, man. Yeah. So when you, uh, um, you got your son now starting a band, Big Pig, right? Yep. You sending him off with a blessing or you just kind of like kicking him in the ass and going like, do some work, kid. Lots of blessings. Yeah. Yeah. He's, yeah, it's pretty intense. He's, it's, um, Your son got out there and like do his own band and his own thing and sort of, uh, I doubt he's leaving FATSA, but like, you know, turning his focus to start something for himself. I mean, it's great. The kid can play, man. Yeah. Dino's amazing. He's a great, great, great guy. You did a great job raising that one. Thank you. I, I really think so. But, um, like for somebody like that, like just getting out there and like, what do you got to say to people like start a band right now in Los Angeles? That's it. What do you do? Mike Watts says it, I think, every time he plays, start a band. Start a band. I was, I was bugging my son about that when he was like 11. Start a band. He wasn't quite, he wasn't quite ready, but I bought him one of those miniature strats, you know. He wasn't ready. He was too into video games and skateboarding. And, um. Well, I'm in Benny right now. Right, man. Right, Benny. Yeah. They can both play. I'm super looking forward to everything Big Pig does. Yeah. And it's loud and, and, uh, and pissed off. And he was scaring people. They played this street fair, the street scene in, uh, Eagle Rock. Right. And they were like on the street. The stage was actually on the street and people were trying to pass in front of the band to get, like, from gallery to gallery. Uh-huh. And he was like physically preventing people from, from crossing. And were you standing in the back just being like, that's my boy! That's my boy! Yeah, that was pretty rad. Awesome, man. You sound like a proud, proud dad. That's, that's great. Uh, before we wrap this up, and we're already in overtime, but fuck it, it's music. But where can we find the new Fatso? You said there's only a limited few copies. Well, the Fatso live, uh, live at Maximfest in Italy. Yeah. You can find on insound.com. Insound.com. Yeah. And it's, it's really, it's a, it's rare as well. There's only a 300 press colored vinyl of that. Um, but all this stuff that I'm talking about will be up for download in the next couple weeks. All right. And honestly, let's, let's put some, uh, send me some links so we can throw it up on the Panic Coffee page and we'll get that thing around. We'll play it here too. And through, uh, through, uh, Fatso Jetson's Facebook, FatsoJetson.com also has direct links to, uh, pretty much Google Fatso Jetson and you're going to find the fucking thing. You're going to find it. All right. Right on. And, real quick also, you're booking that residency at Cafe Nella May 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd, and 29th. That's basically every Thursday in May, isn't it? Yeah. Every Thursday night. Just now, every Thursday night, you're going to be at Nella. That's right. Yeah. Everybody. We're going to be at Nella. We got, on the 8th, is going to be an insane show, Suntrash, which is, uh, Sean Wheeler, Nick Oliveri, Simon Stokes, Lightning Woodcock, and, uh, Fuck You Mary Lou. Oh, F.U. Mary Lou. Yeah, F.U. Mary Lou. I guess it stands for Fuck You, right? I think it stands for Fuck You. Okay. Right? And, um, yeah, me and Dean are, me and Dean are playing as Bad Touch and The Loins. Oh, The Loins, with Dave? Yeah. Oh, you guys are sick. You getting to wear the masks? Yeah, it'll be a bummer. I saw you guys at Cobra Side. I was in a trance. And, um, and then some bands from the desert are playing the next weekend. Waxy, Slipping Into Darkness, and, well, actually, and then, uh, Milo Gonzalez is playing, opening that show. Chuck's son? Chuck's son. Yeah. Chuck Dukowski's son. And then Thursday, May 22nd, is Ides of Gemini, which is, uh, Sarah Timms from, uh, Black Math Horsemen. Mm-hmm. And, um, they're a really badass, heavy band. Last Days of Ancient Sunlight, that's, uh, Tony Aguilar. And, uh, this, this, this really jamming band from Joshua Tree called Fever Dog. I love Fever Dog. Danny, Danny Graham, right? Yeah. He has my boots. I'm never gonna let it go. Yeah, they're really good. and then the last weekend, we're still kind of figuring out what to do. We'll have a big freakout, a lot of improvising, and, um, probably bar clearing music. Right. Right on. It sounds like what it should be, I think, at least. Let's wrap this thing up. But you know what? You can follow us on Facebook at A Pounding Coffee. We'll post everything on the Nella stuff. You can keep up to date. Don't worry. We will only be hanging. And Mario, seriously, it's been a pleasure. Thanks. Thanks for having, thanks for being here. You're a kind man, and I appreciate your friendship. Thank you, brother. All right. They're coming to take me away. Good night at Pine Oak Cacophony. I'll see you guys next Monday. And begged you not to leave because I go berserk. Well, you left me anyhow, and then the days got worse and worse, and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind. And the the the! They're coming to take me away. Ha-ha! They're coming to take me away. Ho-ho! Hee-hee! Ha-ha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats. And they're coming to take me away. Ha-ha! You thought it was a joke, and so you laughed. You laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid. Right? You know you laughed. I heard you laugh. You laughed. You laughed, and laughed, and then you left. But now you know I'm utterly mad. And they're coming to take me away. Ha-ha! They're coming to take me away. Ho-ho! Hee-hee! Ha-ha! To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes. And they're coming to take me away. Ha-ha! I cooked your food. I cleaned your house. And this is how you pay me back for all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds. Ha-ha! Well, you just wait. They'll find you yet. And when they do, they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt. And they're coming to take me away. Ha-ha! They're coming to take me away. Ho-ho! Hee-hee! Ha-ha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats. And they're coming to take me away. Ha-ha! Ha-ha! To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes. And they're coming to take me away. Ha-ha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die.
