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I've got my own titties juggling in my hands.
I've got the right one in my right hand, the left one in my left hand.
And just feeling myself up over here from the top of my titties all the way over that soft, soft skin that's over the nipple on the very tip top around to each side of where it's a little bit ticklish, a little bit ticklish right there.
If I run my nails up and down, it makes me wiggle and squiggle at the same time.
Going down underneath around the bottom.
The least sensitive part of my titties so far is on the bottom.
And now back from the bottom straight up over the nipple.
I'm going to say that the most sensitive part of my titties is on the side.
Even much more so than my nipples.
The sides of my titties are the most sensitive.
And I am Ginger Lynn with Stevie.
You are listening to Blame It On Ginger.
So sorry I got all caught up in my titties there.
Stevie, are you still feeling yourself up?
I was feeling my invisible titties.
Yes, you don't have any titties.
You have no man tits.
But I have phantom titty sensation.
Okay, and is there a part of your titty that's less sensitive or more sensitive than the other parts?
The most sensitive part is the top part of my invisible titties.
So your...
Right up here.
Your pecs.
The pecs part.
The pecs part of the titty is your most sensitive.
That's the most sensitive.
That's my second most sensitive.
Even more so than the sides?
Yeah, the sides are...
Yeah, I don't feel the sides so much.
Really?
No, but right here in between the bottom where they come together.
Oh, that's a good spot.
That's where I...
They're really sensitive.
That's a really good spot too.
So I have phantom titty sensation there and on top.
Phantom titty.
You have absolutely...
Let me see your titties.
You have absolutely no titties whatsoever, do you?
I have no titties.
You have none.
No, you don't.
You have no man tits.
They're out here though.
The invisible ones.
They're out to here.
They're out to here.
Now, you've actually gone out in a bra.
With water balloons, I believe.
I did that once.
Tell me that story, Stevie.
Stevie, tell me a story.
When did...
I'm trying to remember.
Actually, it was twice.
The first time was for this video this guy was doing.
And I play a hooker that gets killed on the train tracks.
And...
Was this when you had your long hair?
When I had the long hair, yeah.
I had to go run around Ventura.
I was up at the cross.
Then I had to go downtown by the Star Lounge and walk around.
And to go to the mission.
And then somehow I get picked up and he takes me to the train tracks of all places.
And he kills me with pantyhose.
He strangles me with these pantyhose.
And the strange thing is, is the guy who was filming it...
Not that you were wearing a bra with water balloons in it.
That's not the strange part.
That wasn't the strange part.
The strange part was he wanted this teddy bear.
He brought a teddy bear.
And he put it inside of a box.
It was a Chasey Lane...
Blow-up doll box.
And I was supposed to, like, pull this teddy bear out of the Chasey Lane box and cuddle it.
And it was like...
I didn't even ask.
I just thought, I don't know where this is going.
But I'll just do it.
In the script, just your character, you're all of a sudden on the railroad tracks with this box.
Actually, it started out that way.
It started out with the box.
I was walking down the street and there was a trash can.
And I pulled this Chasey Lane blow-up doll box out of the trash can.
And then I had to look lovingly...
I was so lovingly into it as I opened it and pulled this teddy bear out.
And I don't know what happened to the teddy bear.
I think he burned it at some point.
But it was just weird.
I don't know where it went.
He never did anything really with it.
Was it a short film?
A full-length feature film?
It was a very short film.
We were all over downtown.
That's the most bizarre thing I've ever heard.
And so you carried around this teddy bear throughout the film.
This teddy...
I've got to find it.
You'll laugh when you see it.
Oh, my God.
Are you a good actor or are you funny?
There was no lines to it.
I think he just put like music on top of it.
It was just...
It was interesting.
He's the guy who showed me...
I don't know what it was.
He had his daughter and he showed me a video.
And I thought it was...
It's just going someplace weird?
A movie.
Well, I thought it was just a regular movie.
I won't go graphic into it.
But I just like watching it.
And this guy gets his head cut off.
And I looked at it and I said, that was really...
Like special effects.
I go, that looked like real.
It was shaky camera work.
But it really looked...
It looked real.
I go, what is that?
And then he told me what it was.
And I freaked out.
So it was really a snuff film.
It wasn't a snuff film.
It was...
I don't remember.
It was in the news a while ago.
I think it was a guy named Nick Berg.
I think he got his head cut off.
And they captured him and they cut his head off.
And it was his kid got taken away from him because she told her mom.
But this is the guy who did the story with the bear.
Wait, I'm confused.
No, so...
Oh, okay.
So the guy with the bear...
He was...
That was the guy.
The same...
That's the guy that got in all the trouble with the head cut off?
No, no.
He just showed the video.
Yeah, he got in trouble.
His daughter lost...
He lost the visitation rights with his daughter.
But he's the one who, you know, had me in the boobs, the water balloons and everything.
In the water balloon boobs.
With the teddy bear in the box.
And so I don't really know where it went, but that's where we were working with.
That's what we were working with.
Every story you have, you tell is so bizarre and so amazing and so incredible.
They're just...
Nobody else lives the life that you live, Stevie.
Do you realize that?
It's really...
Some strange stuff happens.
I just go with it.
And it takes me.
And you're happy.
I worry about you sometimes.
I think you go...
I worry about myself sometimes.
I'm like, no, you did not go there.
I know you were horny, but come on, Stevie.
Stevie.
And we've talked about the Wendell's van many times.
Well, you know not to go in there.
People with mannequins.
You don't go with people with mannequins anymore.
No, but they are interesting people.
They're very interesting people.
Now, how do you feel about...
And speaking of interesting people, and have you ever had a menage a trois?
Have you ever had a three-way?
Oh, gosh.
What was the last one I was trying to multitask?
It's so hard.
I have such a hard time just multitasking during a 69.
And then with that third person in there, it gets really, really hard.
I mean, that one time I did was...
It was like a bad one.
Actually, the first time I did...
Was it two girls and you?
Was it a guy and a girl and you?
Was it...
No, the first...
Well, the first one was...
I think it was just out of high school.
It was a friend's...
A lover invited me over to take pictures and invited another guy over.
And it was a thing where I wasn't into it and I had to speak Chinese to get out of it because I was cramping.
And he wouldn't let me go.
That was that one.
The second time around...
Of course.
The time that you had to speak Chinese...
Of course.
Of course.
You were Chinese and you were cramping.
Yeah.
Yes.
Everyone knows that story.
That was...
Yeah, I talked that one.
There was another time...
No, I've never heard the Chinese and you were cramping story.
Okay.
So you have a three-way with two guys.
If you've heard this, I'm sorry, but here...
No one's ever heard...
I've never heard it.
I know.
I told it before, but here it goes.
I was in high school.
I had a friend and he had a boyfriend and his boyfriend called me and wanted me to go up to Santa Barbara to take pictures of him.
He answers the door in little teeny shorts and it was obvious he didn't want to take pictures.
So we started messing around and then all of a sudden there's a knock on the door and another friend of mine who happens to work at that place over there where they...
You can do little movie tours and everything.
Oh, yes.
He's over there.
Anyways, he shows up and so it turned out he wanted the guy who wanted me and he wanted me to...
Basically, get penetrated in front of him so he could watch and learn because he said, you know, you're so experienced and I wasn't really that experienced, but they thought I was.
So I was like, I tried it before.
I was like, I don't really like it.
I don't think I want to do it again.
And the guy was big.
He was thick.
But we went for it.
He got in there.
We used safflower oil, which you shouldn't use with latex.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, oil and latex.
And I was so cramped up.
Grape seed oil.
Is a nice one.
Can you use...
I don't know if that oil works with latex.
I think you can.
Oil and latex.
No, you can use grape seed.
Maybe not.
I have to look that up.
I have to look that up for sure.
Yeah, look it up for me.
He ended up...
He ends up just fucking me in the bed.
Missionary.
So you've got the one guy fucking you in the bed.
Where's the other guy?
The other guy's like a foot to a foot and a half away staring at this.
Just watching.
As close as he can look at it.
Okay.
So I'm freaked out already.
So it's cuckolding with two guys, basically.
I guess so.
And he was my friend.
And he wanted me to...
This guy wanted me to mess around with my friend and I almost threw up because it was like too weird.
I wasn't attracted to my friend.
I went there to kind of satisfy him but I was like, oh, I'm not digging this.
That's the worst.
That's the kind of...
The only kind of sex that I ever regret is the kind of sex where I did it so somebody else wouldn't feel bad or get hurt, you know?
Yeah, I did it another time.
So I guess this is a lesson.
Don't do those things.
But I remember there was another guy I was into and he wanted to watch me blow somebody and I did it.
And he like...
Then he like pushed me away.
He like took his foot and like the guy who wanted to watch, he stuck his foot on me and kind of pushed me away with this.
It was really weird.
That was strange.
That's kind of hot in one way.
It depends.
Like you could do it in a totally pushing you away mode or you can do it in a shoving you away.
You know, but there could be a way like if somebody, if I was getting towards your cock, and you put your foot out and held me away with it and kept me from your cock for a little bit and just kind of messed with me, that would be hot.
But this, not in the same way.
You're talking about somebody just shoving you away with his foot.
Yeah, but it wasn't the guy that I was going down on.
It was the guy who wanted to watch.
He told me to do it.
No way.
Oh.
Yeah, it was really bizarre.
But the three ways are very, very...
I need to have a good one.
What I want to do is figure out how to make the three-way work because that...
Last one, I was so cramped up and he wouldn't stop and it had been like hours.
Like an hour, almost, probably almost two hours.
So you were cramped up?
I was cramping.
What, where were you cramping?
I was cramping in my legs.
My back was hurting.
He was just pounding me.
And you were going for hours.
Yeah, and finally, he kept saying he was going to come, he was going to come, and you didn't.
And I was like, are you going to come?
Was he on drugs or something?
No, but he ended up, finally I looked at him and I just couldn't take it anymore.
And I was like, are you going to come?
And he was like, yeah.
And he was like really concentrating.
Coming off his nose and hitting me in the forehead.
Which is hot.
Or was it, for me at the time, it was.
It can be totally hot or it can be not hot at all.
It was the first time I'd had somebody sweat down on me like that, so I was freaked out about it.
It can be really gross, right.
And he just wasn't getting there, so I just kind of looked up at him and I went, you know, I asked him, are you going to come?
And he went, yeah.
And I went, and he got so mad, I swear, I thought he was going to punch me.
I really thought he was going to punch me.
Why?
Why did you?
Why did you decide to speak pretend Chinese?
I was going crazy.
I needed him just to stop and like, and I was trying to get, I was like, you know, fuck him.
He wants to get fucked over there.
I don't want to get fucked anymore.
And he was like, you ruined it.
You ruined it.
I know, and then he lost his wood.
But the threesomes have not worked out so much for me.
Have they worked out?
How have they worked out with you where it's worked?
I mean, like not like on camera, but I mean like.
You know what?
At some point.
The first one that I ever had, it was the night that I decided to quit my job working for, I worked for this company named Musicland and I worked for them in Rockford, Illinois.
When I moved to California, I actually came out here for a vacation, actually to, not a vacation, but to visit a family member that was sick.
And I stopped into one of our, it was a chain of stores.
So I stopped into one of them in that area and said, I would love to work here.
And within two weeks, they offered me a position that I was the, a troubleshooter.
I had nine stores that I was in charge of.
So I would have to go and get them out of the red, into the black.
I would have to hire people, fire people.
And so I had all of these, the different stores that I would go to and I moved around Southern California.
And I decided that I was, I had posed for Penthouse and I said to my, my agent was like, all right, I can book you every day for months and months and months and months and months.
And I'm like, all right, well, I have to make at least $2,000.
A month because that's what I make at Musicland.
I work 70 hours a week.
I mean, I, and I worked my butt off and I made $2,000 a month, but I wasn't there.
I was, I took a lot of pride in the, in the job that I did.
So anyway, my agent laughed and said, of course you're going to make that.
And so the last night I said to my assistant manager, if you want me to recommend you to be promoted, come home with me.
It was a really kind of shitty thing to do.
Oh, but she was so fucking hot and she was like, all right.
So she came over to my house and it was me and my, I don't even know if it was my boy.
I guess he was my boyfriend.
We had dated back in Illinois and then he decided that he was in love with me after I moved out here.
Basically, I was waiting to move to California in my mind.
Anyway, it doesn't really matter.
But she came over and we had sex, the three of us, for probably about two hours.
But it was mostly her and I and he was kind of left out.
Mm-hmm.
And then when he fell asleep, she and I stayed up the whole night, the rest of the night, getting it on, licking each other's pussies and fingering and exploring and titties and kissing and just everything for all night long.
And so, if I were him in that situation, it would have been a really shitty three-way because he didn't have a great time and me and this girl did.
We had the best time ever.
Did he leave?
No, he went to sleep.
He went to sleep?
He rolled over.
I had a guy leave.
Because...
It was my apartment.
Where was he going to go?
He moved in with me.
He decided he didn't love me so he could move to California.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
I met this guy at the urinal.
Of course you did.
That's how every good Stevie story starts.
Well, this wasn't on the phone.
So it was at the urinal.
We made eye contact.
We started talking.
He bought me a drink and we were chatting and then somebody else came up to me that I know who kept talking to me and I was like, okay, you know, then he'd leave, then he'd come back and then he'd leave and I was like, what's this about?
So we were talking and I said, where are you staying?
And he told me and he's like, can you host?
And I said, I can't host.
What does that mean?
Do you have a place where we can go?
Oh.
Since he was staying at a hotel, I said, can we go to your hotel?
Can you host?
Host means we can go to your place.
Yeah.
Okay.
And he goes, I've got people there.
So I thought, okay.
You know, I thought, well, he's probably with somebody who's just out on his own or something.
So anyways, this other person that I know comes up to me and he's like, where are you going?
And I was like, I don't know.
He can't host.
I can't host.
We're just kind of just hanging out.
And he goes, you can come over to my place.
And I was like, what?
Perfect.
Yeah.
So I'm like, okay.
So I'm like, where is this going?
And then like, I went to the bathroom, I came back and then this other person that I know kissed me.
They kissed me.
Like, and you know, I don't like to kiss anybody.
in the bathroom?
No, no, no, no.
Like, he just kissed me out in the open.
Oh.
And I still am picking up somebody else.
Oh, okay.
I'm mixed with somebody else, but I've got another friend who's never, ever, ever had an, I have a friend who's in a relationship, in a different relationship somewhere else.
So it caught me by surprise.
I was like, where is this going?
So we went back and it got me.
And he kissed you on the lips.
And he kissed me, yeah, tongue and all.
Tongue and all, which is on the Stevie No-No list.
It's on the Stevie No-No list, yeah.
Yes, that's just, it's way too intimate.
But it caught me so by surprise.
Did you kiss back?
I didn't even, I did.
I didn't push him away because I was so shocked.
But did you tongue dart back?
Did you actually kiss him back?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love your honesty.
And it was like, I love your honesty.
I did this and we went back and then it was like, I was trying to play around with the thing with the guy that I'd met at the urinal.
And you know, we're trying to do our stuff and then all of a sudden he just jumped into it.
And I was just like, what the heck is going on here?
But the guy I'd picked up couldn't get hard.
Where are you trying to get it on?
I can't give locations or anything.
Are you in a bar?
No, we're not in a bar at this point.
You're at someone's house.
Yes.
Okay.
So you're back at the house of the one guy who says he can host.
Right.
You can go back to my place.
Yes.
Okay.
The third person that I've known who's in a, was pretty much in a pretty solid relationship.
All right.
And that partner was just not home.
Yeah.
Okay.
Got it.
Exactly.
And so it went down.
It was very strange, but I know I ran to the bathroom and the guy I met at the urinal was on top of my friend.
They were kind of playing around and I just thought, what is, I think I'm getting led into a different three way because at that point he had asked me if I had a girlfriend.
If I had been with his partner and I was like, I've never messed around with your partner.
Right.
So it's like kind of like he's testing the waters to see if I would.
Right.
So I think, I don't even know where that's going, but it's just bizarre.
So do you jump into the three way?
Well, I tried to play around with both of them.
The one guy wasn't getting hard so I paid a little bit more attention to the guy who was hard.
Right.
And then the guy said he was going to leave so he left.
The guy that was getting hard.
No, the guy that was getting hard.
The guy that wouldn't get hard left.
The guy that wouldn't get hard left.
It was who I was supposed to be with.
Right.
And then, yeah.
Okay.
So I'm like, where are you going?
I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, like I'm here to pick you up.
I don't even know why he's even in the picture.
Right.
Right.
Oh.
It was a very strange thing.
Awkward.
So three ways in general, I have not, same as it sounds like with you, they have over my, my entire life experience have not been good experiences.
It's tough.
Um, because it's, there's always one person that seems to be left out.
Yes.
Um, and what I found that it's better for me now and the reason that I really enjoy them, I, I've had them on film with two guys and me, I've had two girls and me, I've had a guy and a girl and me, I've had every combination that you can have of the three way and none of them were really anything that I would take, take home and put in my memory bank to master, to make sure that I'm not going to masturbate too.
Okay.
But if it's like, yeah, it's, you have to pay so much attention to both people.
I can do that, but if one person's functioning and the other person isn't, then I tend to pay attention to the person who's into it.
I remember one of my, I had a boyfriend and what he wanted for his birthday was two girls besides me.
And so I hooked him up with two girls and I remember before they were coming over, he got out of the shower and we were fooling around and he goes, no, no, no, I can't because I won't be able to do it with the two of the girls.
And I'm like, first of all, that was like just a little, fuck you.
You know, you better fuck me for at least five minutes.
You don't have to come, but you're going to, I'm your girl and I'm the one, you know, I just set this up for you.
I didn't say that, but I let it go.
And then the two girls got there and there was the one that was the dead fish and the ugly one.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
The dead fish and the ugly one were the same person.
Oh.
Yeah.
And then there was the hot one and so it ended up not being like this three way, four way thing.
It was more like, uh, we like, he had a girl and I had a girl and I got the, I got the ugly, boring one.
Oh no.
But over the years, if I put, if I lump all of my three ways together, um, 95% of them have been really shitty.
Really?
Oh no.
Because somebody's always left out, whether it be me or I feel sorry for somebody that I don't pay enough attention to or that, you know, somebody's always left out.
I remember I got left out of this one.
Oh my God, the guy was so hot.
it's the worst feeling ever.
He was really cute.
He had a great butt.
Oh my gosh.
Everything was perfect.
He just looked at me.
Oh, I was totally into him and my friend was too.
And, um, I was tired.
This was the thing.
I was tired.
I had a leather jacket on.
I was hot.
I was hungry.
I could not get aroused.
So I was sitting there.
I was like trying my best.
Couldn't, That's gotta be the worst for a guy.
I mean, being a girl, I never have to worry about my dick not getting hard.
Oh God, it was terrible because I was like, what's wrong?
It's not working.
Something's up.
This guy's absolutely hot.
I'm like, oh my gosh.
So I ended up, there's this, a friend of mine, he's a bear.
He's a bigger guy.
He's like really much bigger.
He's a bear.
He's a bear.
He's like a big bear.
He's like a grizzly bear.
And so, nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong.
But he jumped right in.
He was like, oh, he's like, you know, can I play around?
And at that point, I was like, well, I'm not working.
So I guess so.
So I just sit there and watch the two of them have their chemistry and have it go on.
And I was the one out.
So I sat there going, wow, okay, this is, and the guy was looking at me the whole time.
Isn't that interesting?
I watched this grizzly bear do this guy.
And the next day, he thought it was me.
He was like, that was really hot when you did all that stuff to me.
And I was like, no.
Yeah, it wasn't me.
So he was just fucked up.
He didn't know.
He was, thinking that you were the grizzly bear and the grizzly bear was you and had the whole thing fucked up.
I don't know how he did that.
I don't know how you get that mixed up, but he was mixed up.
Well, I think there's certain rules that go with a three-way that make sense, that make it work.
And because the reason I say it work after just saying that 95% of mine haven't worked, in the last five, six years, I've been in a relationship that is so fucking solid.
Nick and I have this, this just amazing relationship.
And when we bring in a third party, like, I've never been with another man since we committed to be with each other.
And, Yeah.
I've been with other women, but only with him there as well.
So, we've had, we've had our, our fair share of three ways and we've never had a bad one.
We've, and we've had, you know, I don't know, a dozen, maybe two dozen.
And they've, they've been wonderful because she has been the third party and he knows that number one rule is that I am the most important person there.
And I kind of orchestrate.
I think it's important when you're having a three-way, if you're a man and a woman, that the woman pick out the girl.
That's one of my rules, at least for me.
I pick out the girl.
We don't do it together.
I pick out the girl.
And if he, he can say, he can say no, but if he ever were to say, ooh, that's a hot girl to have a three-way with, I would be so offended and so upset.
So, you have to step in there and kind of go, what do you think of that girl?
And then you kind of talk about it.
Exactly.
Like, on that term.
So, like, I think she's, he's hot, she's hot.
It's like, what do you think about them?
Would they work?
And then you kind of feel it out.
Exactly.
And we've had quite a few three-ways.
And it's been, it was funny because we always had, there's the no kissing rule.
No kissing.
No kissing allowed.
Okay.
And, I get that.
No coming inside the other girl.
Okay.
And no putting your dick in the other girl, period.
Unless, unless I give you the, put it in her.
And I've done that.
So you need to green light it.
I've, I've given the green light three times and they've all been fucking amazing.
And they've been wonderful.
And I think a big part of the, the success of the three ways is that I felt, um, empowered by it.
It was my, my doing, my choice, my girl.
I was sharing my man with somebody else and it just made it all work for everybody.
And maybe that's, maybe it's all me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I'm very selfish.
But it's what made me comfortable.
Whereas I was never comfortable before.
Either I felt somebody else was left out or I was left out.
Now I know that everyone's taken care of, but my man would never take care of the other girl more than me.
And the other girl, if she were paying too much attention to my man and not enough to me, she'd be out of there in a heartbeat.
I would never even think of saying, you know, fuck her.
It's gotta be, we're all three of us.
And somehow I think because Nick and I have such a solid, uh, whatever we have, it's so solid, friendship, relationship, love ship, um, that we can bring in anybody and it would be cool.
Now I would never want to bring in another man.
I would never want to do that.
Well, now that we're talking about it and I look at it kind of in hindsight, I think there, when, when it hasn't gone good, it was, I was open to everybody, but it's hard to pay extra attention to somebody if they're not functioning.
So it's, they weren't really participating.
It's a whole different, it's a whole different deal when you've got two guys involved and you've got a dicks that have to get hard.
And you have, they have to jump in.
I mean, there was other things that they could, there's something else that they could have done.
They could have jumped in somehow and done something, but they didn't.
They just sat there and kind of got a little upset.
Lazy fuckers.
Yeah.
And then left.
And yeah.
But it's, um, it's the most craved male fantasy, the threesome.
It is.
And guys, just, I'm going to tell you really quickly.
We're going to wrap up this, this segment.
Okay.
Um, you don't need to, don't push it on your girl.
You can drop suggestions, drop hints, talk to her about three ways.
Don't push it on her.
If, when she's ready, she's going to come to you and, uh, let her make the first move.
Let her make all the big moves and it can and will happen.
And make, pay attention to her, your partner first.
Yeah.
And then the third party.
Absolutely.
And if your partner is not around, or he is, or she is, and you're using toys, I'm going to grab my trusty, wonderful, giant penis here.
I was looking at that.
I, it looks like a James Dean one in the case.
You know what?
Yeah.
I looked and I went, you know, that one in the studio must be a James Dean-ish kind of one.
I don't know who this is.
I, is he that big?
I have no clue.
I've never even seen him in a video.
No, he's not that big.
Ah.
No, I don't, I, I wish I knew whose dick this was.
Anyway, I hold it a lot.
But, what I do love about this is, it's, it's fun to play with.
I love DP.
I love toys.
I don't have my man, uh, anywhere but with me.
As, or I, I'm not anywhere but with him as far as men go.
So, we do use toys.
And what I do have here is the Scream and Clean from ScreamingOat.com.
You just spray it on your favorite toy.
Oh, yeah.
It just easily sprays out of there.
Yep.
And it's a generous amount.
Baby wipe it off, tissue it off, and your toy is clean, disinfected, and ready to go.
Um, and, it's by the Screaming, oh, it's the Scream and Clean Toy Cleaner.
And, smells good?
Tastes good?
You know what?
There's no flavor.
There's no flavor at all.
Nothing.
That's good.
Then it's clean.
It's totally clean.
Huh.
Do you know what this is?
Was this in your butt?
Was this in your butt?
It was supposed to go, at one point, it was going to go into my butt, and I was wondering how we were going to get it in, because, you know, we, the show had run so long.
We were down to, like, the last five minutes, and, um, who was it?
It was Blow.
Amanda Blow.
Amanda Blow, yes.
And Courtney Cruz.
And I was like, okay, if they try to shove that in me, That's right.
They were going to fuck you in the ass.
In the last five minutes, I'm like, they're going to go really fast, and I'm not ready to get opened that fast, because there's going to be blood.
Don't you worry, you pretty little head.
We're going to get that in you one of these days.
Oh my gosh.
In the meantime, go to the screaming o dot com.
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But they've got many, many, many, many other wonderful things, such as the Scream and Clean toy cleaner.
Don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
Tessa Lane coming in.
All right, Tessa.
On Blame It on Ginger.
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I'm Ginger Lynn and I'm a very, very lucky girl.
Every single Thursday, I'm going to be bringing you whores and horrors with Miss Kelly Nichols.
You're going to get inside Kelly.
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Guess what's up, Ginger's ass.
One of my favorite games.
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She's going to get down on her hands and knees and eat it out and see if she can guess what's been up in my butt.
We've got queer quote, queer, queer quote, queer quote, queer quote, mystery X-rated 3000 theater.
We've got gross out the horror, horror game, educating Gina and talking dirty to me as well as many, many other things.
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I am Ginger Lynn with, as promised, our special guest co-host, Miss Tessaline.
Give her a big hand.
Tessaline.
In the studio.
In the studio.
And of course we have...
Stevie!
Yes, Stevie!
It's Tasty Tuesday and everything today is tasty around here.
I have to tell you on the break, I love my job on the breaks when I'm back on the air, when I'm not on the air, but I'm sitting here for the last five minutes just fondly...
Caressing.
Caressing.
Kneading like a kitty cat.
Tessaline's perfect triple...
Triple D titties.
These are probably the most wonderfully...
Natural.
Soft.
I grew them myself.
Natural, amazing titties I've ever seen.
Thank you.
Can I put my head between them once?
Absolutely.
We were measuring them earlier.
We were trying to figure out...
My boob sweat smells really good, by the way.
It smells good?
Yeah.
It's weird.
I have really good smelling boob sweat.
I don't know why.
But I don't question it.
How does that happen?
You go out and people are like, what does she smell?
She has really good boob sweat.
Sometimes...
Sometimes I'll just be...
If I'm really hot, I'll just smell it.
And if I'm looking down, the smell...
And I'm like...
And then I'll stick some fingers in and like...
You have to do it.
It smells really good.
It's really, really sweet.
Really smelling.
Fresh.
Fabulous.
I can smell your titties.
The scent is in my nostrils.
It's just lingering in my nostrils.
You're going to have to bottle that.
I know.
I want to know.
I need to find out how.
And everybody can just spray it on.
That's right.
In just a moment here, we're going to have the wonderful Miss Jocelyn James on the phone lines.
In the meantime, Tessa Lane, thank you so much for being here as my...
Thank you for having me.
My co-ho today.
Yeah.
I like it.
My co-ho.
Yes.
So Tessa, tell our listeners that are just joining us for the first time or just learning about you for the first time.
Who are you?
What do you do?
What have you done?
I have...
I've been in the adult industry for about three years now.
I...
Which is 30 in dog years.
Oh, God.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
That is...
Oh, yeah.
Girls usually last about three months.
In porn, three years?
Yeah.
That's like 30 years to my...
When I used to do it back in the 80s.
And because I just had my 30th anniversary.
Yeah, that's so exciting.
And I bet you've done more scenes than I've done in your three years.
Yeah, I've done quite a bit.
I've done about over 200.
See, I did nowhere near that.
I did 69 films on average.
Perfect number.
I know.
Perfect.
Nothing intentional.
But it worked out really well.
Oh.
It worked out really well.
And...
It worked out good.
It just worked out.
It worked out.
I'm sorry.
I got a little bit distracted there.
Staring at my tits.
I know.
I know.
I can't...
I'm sitting here looking at Tessa Lane's titties and I'm going...
Yeah.
I'm used to it.
And I can still smell it.
We need to bring her back.
I can't tell you.
It's...
The scent is intoxicating.
Your breasts paralyze.
It's paralyzing Ginger.
That's...
I know, right?
Totally.
That's an honor right there.
She's hypnotized.
Quite an honor.
She's overwhelmed.
It's like the little daisies in the Wizard of Oz.
She's going to...
Oh, yes.
I'm in the fields of daisies.
Come back, Ginger.
It's so beautiful.
I'm running and I'm...
Come back.
We need to make it rain in here.
Yes.
We need to wash that away.
Ginger's head is buried back.
She's going to be back.
And...
Because they're really soft, too.
They're like pillows.
They're soft and they're intoxicating.
You have these breasts that are like...
I'm trying to sleep.
Like, even if I laugh, they bounce up and down.
Don't sleep.
We still have...
I was in, like, a stick shift car once and the guy I was in the car with, he was like, what are you laughing at?
And I was like, I'm not.
What do you mean?
And it's because, like, the stick shift, it just kept bouncing.
And he was like, I thought you were laughing.
I'm like, no, no.
Well, we're going to get back to your titties in just a few minutes.
But right now, we have been waiting and we finally have the wonderful, the beautiful Miss Jocelyn James online.
Hi, beautiful girl.
How are you?
Darling.
You are here with me, Ginger Lynn, and Tessa Lane, and Stevie.
Oh, hello, hello, everyone.
Hi.
You've got the whole crew here.
Now, I'm trying to...
Speaking of amazing tits.
Oh, my God.
And one of the...
We were just talking about three ways of menage a twilight.
It was a moment a few moments ago, Jocelyn.
And there have only been three women that have ever allowed my man to put his dick inside of.
And you are one of them.
Oh, nice.
Yes.
We had the most amazing three-way ever.
And I just remember going, put it in.
And watching your beautiful body.
And your orgasms are so similar to mine.
They're big and they're bold and you just let go.
And you just...
They're beautiful.
Thank you.
I think yours are beautiful, too.
Aw.
Are you...
Aw.
Are you teasing me now again?
No, I've been a good girl.
You're...
I'm a good girl.
Nah, you're never a good girl.
You're always naughty.
Daddy told me you were bad.
Isn't that good to be naughty?
That's the cutest voice I've ever heard.
Oh, my God.
Daddy, that's for you, Daddy.
Daddy says you're nice to me.
And Josh can be the naughty cute girl.
But Josh has a sexy cute voice right there.
Is she not the cutest sexy little girl voice ever?
Oh, that really is.
No, I'm thinking, was it the last time we saw you that we had a menage?
We had a three-way?
Or have we seen...
No, it was the time before that.
Okay, we saw you in Vegas after that, right?
Yes.
I thought so.
When are you coming back to town?
I don't know quite yet.
Probably in the next month or two.
Well, let me know when you do.
And if you need a place, just say you've got one in my house.
I know I always have a place to stay in your house.
Baby yummy food.
And I will cook for you.
And I want to ask you a couple of questions here, my beautiful girl.
What do you think a woman needs to be truly fulfilled?
And what does a man need?
What do you think a woman needs to be truly fulfilled?
And what does a man need?
Like in sex or relationships or...
Just in general.
In general.
If sex is what you need to be fulfilled, then that's part of it.
I don't know.
Maybe that's part of what you need to be fulfilled.
It may be more than one thing.
Well, me personally, I need somebody not to lie to me.
That's very fulfilling.
You need honesty.
Yes.
Very good trait.
And I like people to be clean.
Hygiene.
Sex is awesome.
And somebody that knows how to clean up their own messes is quite fulfilling.
What about emotionally?
What do you need from a man emotionally to be fulfilled?
Don't lie.
And don't lie.
That's pretty simple.
Simple.
I like it.
You know what?
It sounds like somebody must have lied to you at one point in the past.
I'm very sorry about that.
You know.
Well, you know, it happens.
It happens, especially when you're just a liar.
I guess you're just doing what you were supposed to do.
But, you know, I don't like that in my life.
So I'd rather just stay home with my puppies because they don't lie to me.
And I know what I need to do with them.
I need to clean their poop up, feed them, and cuddle them.
And it's kind of an understanding.
Do your puppies have a relationship?
They have relationships with the dogs that are in the neighborhood, yes.
Oh.
No?
Little frisky little buggers.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Good ones.
Take after mom?
Actually, you know what?
They are a little bit more friskier than mom is and they tolerate a lot more things than I will.
Those are so cute.
We have Jocelyn James on the line right now.
If you want to give us a call, 1-800-893-9562 is the phone number here.
Jocelyn, so are you still performing in adult movies?
I am.
I actually just took, I'm taking a few, probably two months off because I had a really hard really bad oil burn a couple weeks ago so i'm giving myself time to see what's going to happen with these um scars i mean everything were you cooking yes i was making a birthday dinner for a friend and then my dummy ass wanted to make swordfish and this is the second time swordfish has attacked me when i've been trying to make it so i've opted to never cook swordfish again oh no baby girl that it's burning you i actually i was a big piece of swordfish and i was just kind of searing it a little bit and it slipped through the tongs and splashed all over me but it's a lot better than it could be um wow all right well what do you think it is that a man needs to be fulfilled um lots and lots of ass you think that's it you think that's the secret to a man's heart is ass he pretty much lots of it variety they don't care about anything really except for variety i think if you feed them and and i mean i've i you know i've been in a situation i fed him i fucked him i made sure he fucked other people and he still lied so i'm not really quite sure you know what don't put them all into that category you just had a really shitty one yeah that was a shitty there's some there's some good ones out there right i really don't shoot i really don't like do you know i don't know what did he lie about though it seems like it was so open and not even good lies were they just silly lies just dummy lies like i'm not stupid i'm not you know i am polish but i'm not a complete dummy i don't know how to read and my eyes work quite well it seems so open if you were able to yeah have him have sex with other people what was it was it financial lying i it was just a life about a lot of stuff that weren't necessary okay all right like i'm i'm at the office when you're really out having a drink right those are the stupid ones that you're just like you know what it's not even worth it um right yeah lying to life yeah stupid like what's the point in that some people do that yeah it's ridiculous but was the sex ever hot with him did you ever ever have a three-way we talked about three ways earlier oh all the time um because you let him do the third thing it wasn't on his own it was with somebody else and while you were there yeah absolutely did you have good ones or did somebody always get left out i'm curious i thought everything was always good i mean i don't i don't know i Playing Playing Playing As long as everybody nuts a lot, that's the key goal there.
That's the key goal.
I agree.
And how many times on average do you think that you come during a sex session?
Well, I mean, quite easy.
You are really, really easy.
And then it's just nonstop.
In the same way.
Are you really?
It's like over and over.
I'm just like, holy shit.
Cessaline is the same way as we are.
Normally, the only time I stop is when I get a cramp in my hip.
That's a good time to stop.
You can speak Chinese when that happens.
Yes.
To get out of that spot.
That's what I do.
Just start speaking and it doesn't matter.
And Stevie doesn't really speak Chinese, so you just make it up as you go.
Yeah, then they let go of you because they get upset and you can get away from them.
Jocelyn, James, if you could pick the one thing that always makes you smile, what would it be?
What would it be?
The first time my son said mommy.
I just got chills.
That's such a good one.
How old was your son when that happened?
He was actually pretty young.
He was about eight months.
That was the same time he started walking, too.
Wow.
That's really advanced.
Wow.
Eight months and walking?
One time thing?
Did it happen a lot after that?
It was.
It was.
It was so weird.
We were heading to upstate New York for my sister's high school graduation and he was walking at that point.
And when we got there, he started saying mama.
And then on the flight back, he was running through the airport.
I'm like, normally the running takes a few months.
I've never seen a kid go from walking to running right away.
I mean, he is my kid, so he's an overachiever.
I get it.
But, you know, mommy would have liked the walking and waddling a little bit.
For a little longer.
Just a little bit longer, I mean.
Oh.
All right.
Well, let's get back to some sexy stuff.
I want to know what's the most unusual item you've used during lovemaking that really turned you on and rocked your world?
What's the most unusual item that you've used during lovemaking that really turned you on and rocked your world?
Because we all use...
Unusual item.
Unusual.
Yes.
Like something from the kitchen or the garage.
Or something you weren't even expecting.
Huh.
Well, like what comes to...
That's a hard one.
What comes to mind for me, and it wasn't even anything that happened to me, it was a friend of mine, a makeup artist friend, and she was dating this guy, and for like two months he would not put out.
He would not give her sex.
And they were driving in his car.
He was driving.
She was in the passenger seat.
And the night that they did it, she was wearing a short skirt with no panties on, and he grabbed a big bottle of champagne from behind the seat of her...
Of her seat of the car, and put it between her legs, and told her just to squeeze it, just to hold it there the whole time.
And for some reason, in my...
And then they finally, they went home, and they ended up drinking it, and they fucked all night.
But for some reason, in my head, that bottle, even though it never happened to me, it wasn't part of my thing.
And there was no sex, there was no insertion, there was no getting anybody off with that, but it was definitely the sexual item that put her over the edge, and that they did it that night.
Right, because it was that control factor.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And she was like, hold that bottle between your legs and feel it.
And she...
It was hot.
So she knew, and it was cold, and it was hard, and his cock was going to be hot and hard.
Yeah.
Jocelyn, can you think of anything that you've been, that you've played with?
Or maybe, you know, I've had sex with a daikon radish.
I had one with a...
I honestly, I think probably the most non-sexual but sexual item for me is when I'm getting tattooed, the vibration from the tattoo gun can make me not easily, like, without a problem.
No.
Oh, really?
And then, like, if the tattoo artist is leaning on the chair, and I'm like, because I just got five new tattoos a couple weeks ago, and when he was, like, holding on to my arm and holding my arm down, and the vibration of the gun and him holding me down, yeah, I was like, listen, you're going to have to stop, or we're going to have to get me a diaper or something, because it's just out of hand.
Oh, my God.
She was like, we need a mop in here.
Oh, that's really fucking...
My pussy just squished.
Yes.
That's not cool.
It just...
Mine just jumped.
Mine squished.
They both just went like this when you said that.
That's so fucking hot, Jocelyn.
You are one of the sexiest women that I've ever met in my life.
It's so good to have you on the air.
She just exudes it.
You really do.
Where can people find you on Twitter, on Facebook?
Where can people find you?
People can find me on Twitter, and that's at Jocelyn underscore James.
My Instagram is at Jocelyn James, and my website is on sextingjocelynjames.com.
That's wonderful.
And I think that you're...
No, I don't think I know that your dirty, used, creamy panties are up at gingerlynauctions.com.
Ooh.
Yes.
So are mine.
Yes, and Tessa's are as well.
Tessa Lane in studio with us today.
Co-ho-ing with me.
Jocelyn, we absolutely adore you and love you.
Is there anything that you want to tell your fans, your listeners, anybody out there that you want to share anything with?
Well, I will be at Exotica Atlantic City and Exotica Fort Lauderdale, and I will also be...
Hold on one second.
I can't remember the name of the radio show, but let me find it.
All right, baby girl.
No worries.
I'm actually going to do this political segment on...
Hold on.
Let me find it.
Let me find it.
That's all right, baby girl.
No worries.
We have Jocelyn James on the line right now in her sexy home.
Okay, the radio segment I will be doing, it's called Maury in the Morning on iHeart Radio, and it starts...
I'll be on at 6 a.m.
talking my version of politics.
And what day is this?
Friday's at 6 a.m.
Got it.
Every Friday at 6 a.m.
Oh, wow.
Yep.
That's awesome.
Good for you, Jocelyn.
Congratulations, honey.
I'm really proud of you.
Thank you.
That's fantastic.
Thank you.
Oh, sweetie, it's always so good to hear your beautiful voice.
Please come to town soon and see me.
I will.
As soon as my owies are better, I will be there and we can help.
Oh, yeah.
Heal up fast on that.
Yeah, take care of those.
And, Daddy, if you're listening, me and Jocelyn...
We've both been very bad, naughty, good girls.
Right?
I've been a very naughty girl.
I haven't had sex in weeks.
You're bad.
You're naughty.
I'm so naughty.
You know I need to bust a nut.
That's so great.
Thank you.
Best one for us, too.
All three of us, yes.
Thank you so much, beautiful girl.
That's Jocelyn James.
We want to thank you.
Thank you.
Every time you come on, we miss you.
We love you.
Love you.
And I hope to see you soon, baby.
Love you, guys.
Oh, that was fun.
Thank you, baby girl.
I need to bust a nut.
I love her.
I'm Ginger Lynn.
You're listening to Blame It On Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn and...
Cessalaine.
And...
Stevie.
Yay!
We will be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Pillow Talk.
Blow me.
Blow you.
Undercover lovers.
Sexy stories.
Tasty treats.
Fresh meat.
Will my pussy melt this?
That's where you call in.
You tell me what to put inside my puss.
And we'll see if my hole can make it melt.
That's every Tuesday with me, Ginger Lynn.
Kelly Shabari.
That's Tasty Tuesdays.
We are back.
And I just told Tessalaine, I'm like, okay, the next segment, it's cunt punch.
And CeCe Rhodes is not here yet.
So it's going to be you and me.
That worries me.
That worries me a little bit.
The title of that.
Cunt punch.
I'm not sure.
Have you ever had your cunt punched?
I have not.
Have you?
Oh.
I didn't realize how close I was.
I'm like, okay.
Whoops.
That extra, extra part of it.
Have you ever had your asshole punched?
I have not.
You are so.
You're for a treat.
You are a baby.
Does that scare you?
On that note, I'm about to leave.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for coming in.
It's been a really fun time.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
Stevie locked the door.
Quick.
Quick.
It was already locked.
I was locked out.
All right.
The barricades are up, right?
Oh my God.
We have Tessalaine in studio.
Now, Stevie, I'm not going to open my book past that first page, except to tell you the segment and CeCe Rhodes is running a little bit late.
So we're going to move on to the next segment, which is.
CeCe's stuck in traffic.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we are going on to the language of love, lust and sex.
Now what this is, don't look, because I'm not looking at mine.
Oh, I thought.
Okay.
No, this one is because you and I are playing against.
Am I really going to get my cunt punched?
I don't know if I want to do this.
I'm getting scared.
I promise you.
It's not like some big huge dude is going to go punch her.
You can trust me.
I promise you no matter what I say or do, you can always trust me.
She doesn't look like she's buying it.
I'm not going to.
No, I'm not going to hurt you.
I'm not going to do anything that's going to hurt you.
I'm not going to do anything that's going to hurt you.
I may embarrass you every once in a while.
Oh, I'm okay with that.
I embarrass myself.
I have no shame.
When it comes.
I don't know.
I think.
Fuck shame.
Shame.
Shlame.
Yeah.
No shame at all.
No.
But when it comes to stuff that we do in studio, I would never hurt you.
I promise you that.
Or even out of the studio.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
I just.
Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing it.
That's true.
Alright, so Stevie is going to give us a variety of numbers.
And when you add the numbers together, they mean something.
Math?
No, you don't even have to do math.
I know that's what I said.
I don't do math.
I don't do math.
No, these are, okay, give Tessa Lane the first one.
Okay, so the first one.
Give it to me, that way she can punch my cunt.
Well, if she doesn't know how.
Give it to me, go ahead.
Yeah, you can teach me.
Okay, we're going to go for, oh my gosh, there's one here that's like.
Don't scare me.
I should give you this one.
I'm going to give you this because it's really.
Give me that one.
It's a crazy one, I think.
I think I'm ready.
I don't even know the basis of the game.
175.
What is a 175?
And as Stevie said, a 175, he put his arms out like he was.
175.
Kind of like wings.
Wait, so what am I, what is, I don't understand.
So I have to guess what a 175 is.
Oh, so it's just a sexual.
Sexual innuendo.
Yes.
Okay.
A 175, it's not a 69 twice.
A 175.
Can we add this?
Divide it by two.
That might be helpful.
A 175 is when a girl takes her pussy and puts it over the nipple of another girl's titty and sucks it up into her pussy.
That's a 175.
Oh, gosh.
Well, that's what it should be.
That, I am like.
He's enrolled into that definition.
We need to petition to make a 175 exactly what Ginger thinks it is.
How about instead of, how about we act it out once you tell us what it is?
Oh, do you want to act it out?
All right, let's still wait.
Yes.
All right, well, let's see what it is, but you might not want to.
Okay.
Maybe not, maybe not.
So I take that back.
Are you sure?
What is it?
You get the option.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I find out what it is.
I'm so indecisive.
We'll give her the option.
And if it's balls up, it's a yes.
If it's balls down, it's a no.
Okay, I'm flipping the dildo.
All right, flip the dildo.
Tessa Lane, Instia, flip the dildo.
What is that?
It's sideways.
I think the balls are up to me.
They're on the side.
It's kind of half and half.
Half and half.
So that just supports my indecisive decision.
Well, then we'll give you a choice.
We'll ask you the question, and if you want to ask.
Wait, we didn't find out what a 175 is.
That's what we're doing.
So right now, it's on me, though.
So if I get it wrong, then I get to choose whether we act it out or you punch my cunt or my asshole.
Okay, what is a 175?
Am I correct?
Where am I?
Welcome to Play With That Ginger!
We were about to go somewhere.
A 175 refers to...
Am I right?
It refers to paragraph 175 of the German penal code of the 1930s and 40s dealing with homosexuality.
Uh-oh.
This number was painted on the backs of homosexual prisoners in Nazi concentration camps.
The full text and amendments of that law issue...
What number is this?
175?
This is one...
What is a 175?
It says any male...
who indulges professionally and for profit in criminally indecent activities with other males or allows himself to be used for such activities or who offers himself for the same.
Whoa!
That just got depressing.
So it's an ancient hooker.
It's an ancient hooker.
It's an ancient gay hooker.
Gay male prostitute.
Okay, so I thought it was sexual position, so it's literally anything.
It could be anything.
It could be anything.
Yeah.
50-150, it's anything.
Okay, now I'm gonna be really creative.
So since I got it wrong...
I'm gonna be really creative.
Unless you wanna paint a 175 on my back.
You can punch...
I can lick it with my tongue.
You can punch it with your tongue.
No, I meant with a 175 on your back.
Oh!
Lick a 175.
I've got a...
How are you gonna get out of that dress?
I don't think you can today.
I don't think you can get in here.
Let's see if you can get underneath it there or not.
But the top comes undone.
No, I can't.
No.
No, it doesn't.
It's one piece.
Oh.
No, it's all one piece.
All right.
So I can just punch you?
Okay.
I don't...
No, you have to be trained.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
I'm just gonna go for it.
No, you can't.
You have to be trained.
No.
I broke my hand on a man's face.
Is give me your fist and just put it...
Find my butthole and just kind of put your fist there.
There you...
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, you were there in the...
A little bit.
That's my twist.
I use my finger to just trace my way.
Right there.
Right there.
Now, make a fist right there and just pull back an inch and then punch.
Now, pull it back further and punch.
You're right there.
Now, keep going faster and faster.
Oh, just keep going.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah.
It feels so...
I can feel it going through my pussy, onto my clit.
This is asshole punching at its finest.
You are doing an amazing job.
She looks evil.
I like it.
And it feels really...
I'm curling my hair.
She tells us I do it.
I'm like...
Okay.
Now, I like this game now.
Are you scared anymore?
It's a fun game.
No, not at all.
I thought it was like a bunch of...
Okay, that's it.
Good to go.
You're not trying to knock out my pussy.
Okay.
All right, Tessalane, are you ready for question number two?
Yes.
I'm about to get very creative right now.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh.
Okay.
That scares me.
That scares me.
That scares me.
I found another one.
Yeah, today I'm just picking strange numbers.
Must be something in the air, in the water of Los Angeles.
In the Kool-Aid.
But it's a very, very, very unassuming number.
Drink the Diet Coke.
Okay.
6-0-6.
That is when...
Sixes, two sixes.
That's when you are a Satanist.
And when you're chanting to Satan, you're masturbating and squirting all over the main, like not priest, but whatever it is in Satanism.
Oh, what is that?
Like Anton LaVey or something?
Or what is that?
I don't know.
The main Satan guy.
The main Satan guy?
The main Satan guy.
And you're squirting all over his face.
And he's just chanting and whipping his head around.
Oh, that's a really good 6-0-6 guess.
I like that.
So basically, two guys...
I haven't heard that.
Two guys jerking off on Satan's face.
Yes.
I like that.
Or a girl squirting.
I almost...
Or a girl squirting, two girls squirting, and Satan could be a girl.
Yes.
So basically, there's Satan.
It's a woman.
She's a woman.
Just kidding.
No, Satan and I are in an exclusive relationship.
I don't know anything.
I bought a book on it when I was like in second grade.
And as soon as it got home, it got ripped up and thrown in the trash.
I didn't even get to read it.
Oh, I dated him once.
It really sucks.
Great and bad.
Yeah.
We're in an exclusive relationship.
Really, really, really good and bad.
Oh, my goodness.
All right.
I love your 6-0-6 guess, but Stevie, is that the correct answer?
Of course it is.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
I think you're this close.
I know.
The 6-0-6.
I think I need my glasses for this.
Uh-oh.
Do you want mine?
I don't wear glasses.
He said, I don't wear glasses.
I won't be able to read it.
Okay.
I've got my invisible glasses.
I've got my invisible glasses.
I've got my invisible glasses.
I've got my invisible glasses.
I've got my invisible glasses on.
The 6-0-6 was originally a trade name for arsphenamine.
Arsphenamine?
Arsphenamine.
Arsphenamine.
Yes.
What the fuck is that?
That's Satan.
That's Satan.
Yeah.
Arsphenamine.
Sounds pretty satanic, right?
I think it's something for your asshole that numbs it.
Asphenoline.
Oh, gosh.
Arsphenamine.
That's good.
It's the first specific medication for the treatment of...
Oh!
Syphilis.
So named.
You know what?
So that's Satan.
It's so named because Satan is the syphilis.
You have to get it.
It was the 606th experimental attempt made by Einrich and Atta.
It was the 606th...
These are depressing answers.
Oh, gosh.
Well, give me your asshole.
He's like a Nazi concentration camp and syphilis.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah.
It's party time here.
I don't want to.
I want it this way.
You want your ass or your pussy?
My pussy.
Your pussy punched.
Okay.
Now, what I'm going to do, not with my ring.
Ooh, I'm excited.
But you can use this now because it's a euphemism for syphilis.
So when you meet somebody, you can be like, you're not a 606, are you?
I have a fat pussy.
There you go.
There you go.
Right here.
Well, that's the clit.
Ginger's getting ready.
She's found the clit.
That's my clit.
Tessa's clit.
Now she's going for.
Oh.
Ooh.
How is it?
She is screaming.
It's.
She's enjoying it.
Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing head thrown back.
She's, are your breasts?
That's like, it's fast.
Oh, I love it.
You love it?
Wait, wait, give me one more question.
I told you cunt punching is good.
Cunt punching is awesome.
It's fabulous.
A newfound hobby.
Does it not feel good?
It really does.
It sounds so scary.
The word cunt in itself.
Well, cunt and punch together, I'm like, you're like, oh no, I don't think I want to, yeah.
Like, you know when guys like, punch each other in the balls?
Like, that's what I was picturing.
Oh no.
When did they do that?
That's why I was like, no.
Your pussy smells good too.
It smells sweet.
I'm Ginger Lynn.
You're listening to Blame It On Ginger.
I love how you're back.
Wait, wait, I'm coming back with Tessa Lane and Stevie.
All right, Stevie, throw me another one.
Give me another number.
I'm doing really well.
Okay.
I'm, oh, for one.
Here's one.
I should change this one.
Oh no.
Well, that's not a good way to, what?
Oh no.
Oh, okay.
I'll just go for it.
Oh no.
All right.
Oh no.
Okay.
Tessa, what can be worse than cunt punching?
What can be worse?
Okay.
We're going to go for a six to four.
Six to four.
What, what, what?
What is six to four?
All right.
Nine to five is a boring office job.
Six to four.
I have to cross that one off now.
Oh, I have to burp.
I was just like, nevermind.
I just did.
Okay.
This has been used.
Okay.
Girls do burp too.
All right.
A six to four.
No we don't.
We burp glitter and sparkles.
I saw the cutest little painting of this girl's butt and three little angels.
The two angels are pulling her butt apart and the third angel has, a bubble wand and there's bubbles.
She's farting and she's blowing bubbles, but it's like the cutest picture.
Where did you see that?
I want it on my wall.
On Facebook.
I'll send it to you.
Okay.
Perfect.
It was so cute.
Perfect.
Okay.
Six to four.
The only thing I can think of is a six to one where a girl gets banged by six guys.
Six to four would be an orgy, but I don't think that's it.
So I'm going to go more with the, with the opposite of nine to five.
Six to four is a hooker.
That only takes McDonald's for payment.
So me?
No.
Are you hungry?
No, I just, I love McDonald's.
So do I.
A man can take me on a date to McDonald's and I will fucking give it up right away.
Happy meal and I'm all yours.
No, a Big Mac.
Oh no, I can do a happy meal.
I can live off Big Macs.
Anyone listening, if you want to take me on a date, just take me to McDonald's and I'll give you a pussy.
There you go.
Tessa Lane, available for pussy for McDonald's.
Big Macs only.
Big Macs only.
And Stevie, can you make a sign for Tessa?
Yes, I will make a sign.
Awesome.
You make really great signs.
Okay, good.
I saw him on the side of the free, side of the block.
I swear to God, two weeks ago, with a girl taking photos that said, maps to porn stars homes.
I'm looking, I'm going, who's first of all, I saw the hot chick.
And then I look at it, Stevie taking pictures of a hot chick with this giant sign.
I had to make the maps.
Downtown LA, he made the maps.
I made it, I was going to shoot it with Seika.
Seika came into town.
Oh my God.
I had this idea for a long time, but I didn't know who I was going to use.
So she came into town.
I was like, oh, this should be perfect.
Right.
But I thought, you know, she's always done the classy thing.
And I thought this might be a little bit too low rent for her, but it's funny.
I just thought she might just enjoy how fun it is.
I'm surprised you didn't ask me.
I was gonna ask you.
It's too low rent for Seika.
Let's ask Ginger, she'll do it.
No, I have one planned for you already.
I just have to, I have to paint it up.
I painted it up.
But yeah, so Linnea was in town.
So Linnea is always down to shoot.
She's always gonna do something.
And we tried it, but we just didn't have time.
I'd gone through, found locations during the Hollywood, then they had that show in Hollywood, the autograph show.
And it was just one block away that we had to go, but we were so busy, we didn't get a chance.
I drove that sign all the way to Vegas for, during AVN.
We had no time to shoot it.
So it happened here in downtown.
Downtown LA.
So what's a four to six?
My sign can say, will fuck for Big Macs.
I have a couple that I didn't paint.
One says, my liver is evil and must be destroyed.
With alcohol?
Yeah.
I got that, like I collect signs that people make when they discard them after they've collected all day.
And I put them on my wall.
So I have like a couple.
And one says, black man with only one white shoe.
God bless.
I don't know.
That's really interesting.
It was weird.
So, but I picked it up.
I'm all that is interesting.
But six to four.
What's a six to four?
It is British rhyming slang for?
69?
Four.
Six to four.
A whore.
So if you say, yeah, you say, you call somebody, she's a six to four.
She's a hooker.
She's a six to four.
Well, she kind of said hooker.
I said a hooker that, that, yeah, I did.
I guess you got it.
Cause when you said, I thought you were going to say that's her hours, like 6pm to 4am.
Six to four.
Cause there's all those things.
There's like a Bristol's or Brest, like Bristol, they say Bristol City, Titty.
What I say, my name is Titty.
Mine was a hooker that, um.
I don't even remember.
I don't remember.
We got so off topic.
But there was a hooker.
God, me too.
So you get to punch my cunt cause I kind of got it wrong.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm ready anyway.
You're a professional now.
I am.
I am.
I love it.
I love it.
All right.
Leaning back in my chair.
Do you need a wipe first?
Because you were going from the ass to the pussy now.
What?
We were over fabric.
We're over.
We're okay.
Okay.
I just needed to check.
I'm gonna go back.
Now it's open.
That was the 606.
I forgot I have a crotchless thing on.
That's why I was just like, hey.
Yeah, do you need.
No, go for it.
Is your toilet paper stuck to it?
No.
Not at all.
You know exactly where mine is.
I'm waiting.
How is it?
Are you lining it up?
Harder?
Oh gosh.
Oh, there.
Yeah.
There is.
There's a lot of punching.
It's like a, she's like a boxer.
Oh, sorry.
I'm trying to get like a touching.
She's like a boxer working out at the gym.
It is.
She's just like boom, boom, boom.
It's literally like if you could see my view right now, it's just hanging out.
It's just my pussy coming out.
I've got on a crotchless bodysuit.
Did you plan this?
It's so hot.
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
Are you sure?
I promise I did not plan this.
Oh.
Oh.
You are a professional pussy puncher now.
It's fucking awesome.
You gotta say cunt puncher.
Cunt puncher.
It sounds so much better.
Punch my cunt.
Yeah.
It's gonna be harder.
Harder.
Harder.
You're okay.
That's my bad hair.
I'll let you know.
Harder.
There you go.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Yeah.
All right.
iTunes doesn't like it when I have an orgasm.
iTunes gets really pissed off if I have an orgasm.
You can't hear me.
No, I'm not kidding.
We'll wait till the commercial and I'll do it again.
All right.
On the commercial, I can do whatever I want.
Are you ready for another one?
Yes.
Yes.
It's time for Tessalane.
It's time.
Absolutely.
Oh, gosh.
This one reminds me of In-N-Out.
Are you talking dirty to us?
No, I'm talking burgers.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
Like pussy burgers?
Well, I guess.
Why not?
Stevie has never been near a pussy burger, much less tasted one.
Well, there's pink shirt.
No, but this guy told me.
The guy that I met Sunday.
Someone told me about them.
No, Sunday.
The guy I met who's like 70% heterosexual and 30% gay.
We were talking about pussy.
Go figure.
He had the tranny porn on and we started talking about pussy.
And I said, well, you know, I said, one day I'm going to eat one and I need somebody there to teach me how to do it.
So I don't know who it's going to be.
One day.
One day.
Yeah, he goes, it's really easy.
He goes, you just put your tongue out there and she'll find out where she likes it.
And then once you find that spot, she'll just wiggle on it.
This is what I was talking about.
And I thought, really?
Is it that easy?
It's a pussy and they put sesame seeds on it and lettuce and cheese and tomato.
So it looks like a burger.
That's brilliant.
That's a pussy burger?
How gorgeous is that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That is beautiful.
Can we like put it up?
I'm going to turn it around and put it right under the screen.
That's a pussy.
That's an actual pussy.
Wow.
Isn't that amazing?
It's so weird that you have my phone.
Oh my gosh.
I would totally eat that.
Me too.
I would eat pussy.
Anybody would.
That would.
Oh gosh.
That's so hot.
Right?
Does it come with fries?
And a shake?
If you want.
Shake it.
We've got a, what is a four?
A low?
A low?
41144.
41144?
41144.
Oh, that's a big one.
Yeah.
You got bumped up, baby.
Let's see.
That is when, hmm.
That is the number of the things that are going through my head right now or not.
Did you pass that on the way here to the studio?
No, just the thoughts that go through my head.
You're making me go crazy.
You're making me go crazy.
go through my head are really bad.
Oh, let them out.
Let them out.
It's the number of the ward that they held lesbians who, hmm, who tried to rape, I guess you could say.
Oh.
Tried to rape Jackie O.
Jackie O?
Oh, my goodness.
I told you my mind is fucked up and really creative.
Oh, my God.
So those two together are really bad.
That Anastas girl are you talking about?
Oh, gosh.
The alleged, it's the alleged phone number for the alleged rape of Jackie O for the lesbians who have been.
No, it's the psych ward with the lesbians who tried to rape her.
That tried to rape her?
Yes.
Right.
Is that right before they drove her off of a bridge into the, what was it, that lake?
Yes.
Okay.
It was a very sad lake.
Okay.
We're making really sad situations.
Yeah.
So funny.
We're like syphilis.
Yeah.
Nasty cams.
Yeah.
Another dead Kennedy.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We're going to get shot.
Yeah, we are.
I'm going to hell.
We are so fucking out.
I'm driving the express train.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I've got the caboose, baby.
So what's 411?
What was it?
Four?
It's a 411-44.
44.
Okay.
What is it?
It is an African Americanism for a large penis.
Based on...
And when she said big number, I was going to say that, but I was like, that's too easy.
Yeah.
It's based on size and measurements.
411-44?
It's because four times 11 equals 44.
So it's like the meaning, the thickness of a four.
Four inches around times 11.
Multiplied by the length.
That sounds delicious.
411-44.
Yeah.
That sounds delicious.
And according to the Dirty Harry, the 44 is the most powerful handgun in the world.
So if you've got a 44 cock, you've got a 411, you've got a 411-44 Dirty Harry.
That's a magma, right?
I can't wait to text that to all of my booty calls that are black.
But 44 is also rhyming slang, because remember we had the writing, the six to four and the whore.
44 is also rhyming for, I can't talk these past two days.
That's okay.
It's because you're staring at my boobs too.
I know you love that.
You can't help it.
He's turning and I can feel it.
I'm careful.
I'm changing him right as we speak.
I can feel it.
Oh my gosh.
I can see it.
I need new batteries.
Oh my gosh.
It's 44 is rhyming slang for?
Whore.
Yes, it could be.
It's score.
44.
So I guess you could say you're going to 44 tonight, but don't do a 49.
I need a 411-44 tonight.
I really need one tonight.
A 44?
411-44.
411-44.
You know what?
That's kind of...
There's something really naughty and nasty about it.
Would you like your cunt punched or your asshole punched?
I'm going to do my ass this time.
You're going to do your asshole.
Tessalane standing up, bending over.
Beautiful ass.
Bent down in front of me.
Wiggling, jiggling.
I'm taking both of my hands at her lower back.
Sliding my fingers down her back.
Around the sides.
Down the outside of her thighs.
Down to the outsides of her knees.
Back up the inside.
Oh, shit.
Back up.
Just going to scratch that little pussy a couple of times.
And make sure I've got the right spot right there.
Yep.
All right.
Going in.
Now, you should feel it vibrate into your pussy.
It is.
Holy fuck.
Asshole punching at its finest.
We've foregone the cunt punching for a moment.
That is the sound of my fist punching Tessalane's ass.
And we're not allowed by iTunes to go any further than that.
I can bring you right to the edge, but not over it.
Oh, my God.
When you just went up the inner thighs, though, I was like, oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, too much.
Was it too much stimulation?
No, it was perfect.
Perfect?
There's never too much.
Oh, all right.
Well, same thing.
All right.
I need to go check.
I'll be back.
I need to go check the door.
Well, we're all set.
Are we all set?
Yeah.
Everything's all set.
I am Ginger Lynn with...
Tessalane.
And Stevie.
This portion of our show is brought to you by the screamingo.com.
The...
Oh, I love them.
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And this is the blingo.
What I'm going to do is take this out.
This actually goes around your cock.
And it is a cock ring.
It's stretchable.
It's bendable.
It's pullable.
What's it called on here?
It's a fancy...
Blingy.
Vibrating ring with a soft and supple vibrating diamond.
Stretchy erection ring helps him...
Ooh.
Yeah, it's really strong.
Oh, my God.
Stretchy erection ring helps him stay harder longer for more satisfying sex.
Looks like bling.
Feels like bliss.
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It's a giant vibrator shaped like a diamond.
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I would say yes to this.
It's a bold way to celebrate an engagement.
It's...
I just...
You know what?
I would absolutely say yes to this.
But I would too.
And then I would wrap it around your dick and your balls, hop on top, and ride you all night long.
If you want to get one of our blingos from the screamingo, go to the screamingo.com.
You could get creative with it and put it between your breasts so that while...
If a guy is sliding his cock between your breasts, it would vibrate your breasts.
You're a genius.
Ah.
You don't have any...
We need to find new uses for these toys.
You're looking at Tessaline's titties now.
I can see that he's all of a sudden going, wait a minute, between the breasts.
I'm completely turning you.
Oh, this is beautiful.
Oh my gosh, shame on you.
Oh.
What's happening here?
I know.
Oh, gosh.
I'm like blooming for the second time.
Something new.
Like this new thing is just growing this spring.
Rebirth.
Yeah.
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You're fucking awesome.
You're fucking awesome.
You're fucking awesome.
You're fucking awesome.
She's like, no, you are.
Yeah, you are.
Cece Rhodes, what do you do for a living?
I make porno.
You make porno.
And I webcam.
And I go to school.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Nice.
You're a busy girl.
I sure am.
You're a really busy girl.
Where do you do...
Who do you shoot for primarily when you do porno or are you just an open...
I shoot all over the place.
I think my favorite company to shoot for is Evil Angel because I really like the crazy anal.
You're a dirty girl, huh?
I am.
Straight up gonzo anal is my favorite.
Really?
Nice.
Yeah.
Spit, lube?
We were just talking about anal.
Yeah, spit is usually the lube.
That's the lube.
Oh, my.
That's the good stuff, you know, the throat spit.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
You know, you get it gagging a little and then there it is.
It's really slimy.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
The universe knew what it was doing.
The creative throat spit.
I love that you came right out and said, I'm in porno.
Now, you also, you webcam.
Where can we see you webcamming?
I usually do naked.com.
Naked.com.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like naked.
I'm not familiar with too many of the sites out there and they take good care of you?
They do.
They do.
I feel like they really promote me because I am a porn star, so I always have a nice high rating when I go.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
So, it really helps.
Naked.com.
Okay.
Wonderful.
What's your favorite thing about doing porn?
Is it raw anal sex?
Look at that smile on her face.
Yeah, because before you did porn.
This is the biggest smile I've ever seen.
Before I did porn, it like sex sucked, you know?
I was like, man, where are like my people?
And then I found porn stars.
I was like, oh, here they are.
You're like, oh, now I understand.
So, now I have awesome.
Awesome sex.
And it's hard to go back.
I've never heard anybody say it quite that way.
And it's perfect.
And it really is.
Where are my people?
Yeah.
I, you know, I go out with most of my friends and I will talk about anything, anywhere, anytime with anybody.
No filter.
There's no filter.
I just said that.
And recently I went out with a couple of my girlfriends.
We went jogging and they're both school teachers.
And it was just not their, they just didn't quite.
You didn't get it.
They didn't get, I don't remember.
It was something about the ass.
And I did, I don't know, a toy.
And I don't know exactly what I was talking about.
But they both just shut the fuck down.
Like I had just beamed from another planet in front of them.
No more dialogues.
We did.
I just kept running along for a while.
And they're like, oh my God.
How long have you been in the industry?
About like, gosh, I can't believe it's like about two years.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
She was saying, because I said almost three.
And she was like, that's 30 years.
That's three years in dog years.
Yeah.
In porn years.
I webcam for a while before.
Right.
So I'm not counting that time.
Have you ever done any stripping?
I have one.
I did one dance.
One dance.
At the Vivid Cabaret.
I did that.
Oh, nice.
And it was fun, you know, and I think I could do it.
Why did you do one dance?
I just did it.
Like the Vivid Cabaret was opening and they wanted me to like come feature.
And I was like, well, I'm not really a stripper, but I'll come down and do it anyway.
You know?
So I did it.
That is so cool.
It was fun.
And I feel like I could totally work a pole if I like had one to play with.
So I really want to take some classes.
It's really fun.
There's classes all over LA.
Anywhere in Los Angeles.
And the thing about it is when you get up on that stage and you look down and you can see the faces of the people in the audience and the crowd.
And it's just like you're all making love at the same time.
It's just everybody's right there.
It's filthy.
It's sexy.
It's dirty.
It's raunchy.
It's hot.
It's just.
I did it for 13 years and it was 13 amazing years on the road.
I had a really, really, really good time.
It was very fulfilling.
It's just.
It's amazing.
I would highly recommend it if you're going to.
You're thinking about going that way in that direction.
I totally could.
And I.
And I think I will take some classes.
Try it out.
You know, you can't knock it till you try it.
Absolutely.
All right.
We're going to play a game here.
We're going to play a game from creativeconceptions.com.
This game is called.
What are we playing, Stevie?
We are playing 50 days of play.
50 days of play.
All right.
I think that CC Rhodes being our guest should get the first card.
Yay.
Why don't you give her the dice to roll?
Okay.
You're going to have to roll this.
You don't want to get pink.
You want to get one of these shades of gray or black.
Black being.
The naughtiest.
White is the.
We haven't got a white yet.
We'll find it.
No, we've never tried a white one yet.
Get a black.
I got yellow.
Yellow.
All right.
Pick a card from the yellow category.
And then you open up that.
Do I get to read it?
Yes.
Allowed?
Oh, yeah.
Allowed.
And whatever it is, you get to do it.
You have to do it.
You must do it.
I have to do it.
If I can open it.
The cards are a little bit difficult to open and close.
I don't want to do it.
They're really.
They're like really nice.
Ooh.
Sexy shopping.
Put a completely different twist on a date and add a little bit of naughtiness.
Why not make a date in a sex shop?
And choose some goodies.
To play and experiment with together when you get home.
Do we get to go shopping?
I was going to say.
You know what?
I will.
She's like, Beth, I like this game.
Okay.
And bring in.
I'll do it.
Some toys.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Okay.
This is fun.
Wait.
So we're going shopping in studio.
I like this.
You're going to pick a date.
You're going to have to pick a date from the table.
And then the two of you will go shopping.
And it'll be a little bit of some role playing, game playing here.
So you get to have fun with one another.
Ooh.
Good.
I've had a crush on her for a while.
For a while.
Now she has to go on a date with me.
That's your first date.
And then you can take it to the next level and really go to a store.
Yeah.
Pick some toys out so the two of you can have some fun.
Mm-hmm.
And we were just saying, then you could teach me anal.
Yeah.
We were just talking about that, weren't we?
When off air.
Yeah.
What part of anal scares you again?
Well, I've only done it once.
And it's just the nerves in me that I'm like, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Was it a person?
Was it a person you were with or a toy?
A person.
A person.
I've done it with toys before.
And you're fine with a toy?
Yeah.
I mean, it's a little uncomfortable.
And then when I did it with the guy, it was like uncomfortable, but I was so into it.
So it got better and better.
But then I was scared to do it.
Do it again.
That's like the first three minutes scares me.
Do you see me holding on to this dildo, by the way?
I'm like.
The first three minutes.
I have this really cool toy.
It's like this Tantus.
It's like, to me, it's like an extended finger.
And it actually.
Like has a section where your finger can go on to.
And it makes it like really long.
Oh.
And it curves just a little.
And it would just.
And it slides right into your ass.
And it gets right into your G spot.
And it's very thin.
So it's not going to like hurt you at all.
And then you can just like totally massage that inner anal G spot.
And it'll really open you up.
And what's it called?
It's a Tantus toy.
I'm not sure of the exact name of it.
I would have to.
Look it up and show you.
Yeah.
Which I could do.
But they have great toys.
She's teaching me about an anal toy.
It's not the Ana Rose, is it?
Is that what it is?
Is it like a blue finger?
It's like a blue finger.
No.
It goes on your finger.
You know what I'm talking about though, right?
Yeah, I haven't seen that one.
It's like an ET finger.
It just looks like.
To me, I call it an extended finger.
You know what I use?
My tongue.
The tongue is good.
My tongue.
Tongue is great.
And then a pinky.
And then a pinky.
And then I get a little bit further.
A little bit more.
But this is on myself.
I can't.
You could try.
Oh.
Yes.
I'm just saying.
You know what?
I'm not a big believer in all the prep work.
What's that toy thingy?
We have the greatest tongue toy.
I've got it.
I'll get it out.
The Lingo?
Who brought that in?
No, remember the one that's like.
It was crazy.
Crazy wild.
Where is that one?
I don't know.
Did you give it away?
Oh, no.
I took it home.
You took it home.
It's on her pillow.
It's really good.
It's next to my bed.
It's an awesome one.
It's an awesome one.
Oh.
But you know what?
I'm not a big believer in all the prep work for anal.
Seriously.
I did anal in like my second film ever.
And it was unexpected.
It was dry anal.
It was Jamie Gillis.
And he just slipped his dick in.
And it came out of my pussy, which was already wet.
And it went in.
And we fucked.
And I don't believe in three days of prep.
And you don't eat this.
And you don't eat that.
And then you lube it with this.
And then you stretch with that.
I'm sorry.
You're with somebody that you're turned on by.
You relax.
Right.
And you get your pussy warm.
Once your pussy is warmed up, you're going to be relaxed.
Your asshole is going to warm up.
And you're going to go into the ass.
All this stretching it out and all these toys and all this bullshit.
I'm sorry.
I'm old school.
You spit and you put it in.
Oh, my gosh.
But it can hurt.
And you don't know if there's a Marine in the garden on duty.
You don't know if there's a Marine on duty.
You know what?
Shit happens.
That's the chance you take.
I agree with you.
That's the best metaphor I've ever heard.
You're going to get mud.
You're going to get mud.
You're going to get mud.
You're going to get mud.
You're going to get mud.
You're going to get mud.
You're going to get mud.
There's a Marine guarding on duty.
On duty.
On duty.
Ginger came up with that.
We were talking about it.
Because you really, for me, like those first three minutes, when it first goes in, it can really hurt if you're not, if he's too quick.
Right.
And then, like, I want to be clean because I don't want it to be, you know, I had, you know, we went in and there was a Marine in there.
And then the Marine was stuck to the side of it, of his member.
It was hanging, clinging there for life.
It was a cling on.
It was a cling on.
It was a cling on.
It killed it.
I told him.
I said, we've got to stop.
And he's like, what?
And I'm telling Ginger this story in the car.
And I go, you know, and I was like, I was like, what's this Marine?
She goes, oh, my God, is that what you guys call it?
And I was like, no, he was a Marine.
I know.
Like he was an actual Marine.
He was actually a Marine.
And then he was like, oh, my God, I'm going to be sick.
I was like, really?
You're a Marine?
Yeah.
You can't handle this, but you can handle.
But it's become our code words.
So you want to make sure there's not.
You're not a Marine on duty.
There's no Marines on duty.
I really like ass to mouth.
I'm a big fan of like doing ass to mouth.
It's so naughty.
It's so wrong that it just.
I like to clean a little.
I do, too.
Know that I could like lick the cup.
That it could be clean with my mouth.
Yes.
After a bit.
All up in.
And it's rarely.
It makes it really hot.
Very rarely will you run into any problems.
And if and when you do, if you're with, if you're on film, you've got a pro.
Oh.
Yeah.
If you're at home.
Good luck.
Civilians will shit their pants.
Oh, no.
All right.
We've got your shopping.
Your shopping mall is ready and open for business.
Who's shopping together now?
It's CC roads.
And.
Tessa.
Tessa Lane.
All right.
You're going to go shopping together.
Pick out something that you would like to play with.
Do we go over here?
There is your shopping basket.
In the meantime.
We're kind of in the dark.
Should we.
Move the store.
Or brick and mortar store over there.
Do you want to bring the store over here?
Yeah.
We're going to bring the store to you.
Bring the store over next to you, Stevie.
Yes.
All right.
The girls are already in the store.
We're going to move it around so that everybody can see it.
Right here.
So that you two can check it out.
Go shopping together.
All right.
The girls are bringing in the shopping basket.
Do you want it straight for the big black cock?
Oh, you can turn this around.
Tessa went for the big black cock.
Now she's going.
That's an ice cream scoop.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
The girls are having a good time.
They've got ball gags and restraints.
Lollipops.
Spanking materials.
Anything and everything you may need.
Is that good, Jeremy?
Mm-hmm.
I like this.
I like this.
Mm.
I think that's good.
Well, I think that we should both shop and both of you pick out whatever you want.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Each of the girls.
You can sit down in those chairs.
We're moving you over there now.
All right.
All right.
Cece Rhodes has two items.
Tessa Lane going back in, picking out another one.
She's picking out another item.
All right.
So, Cece, with your first item, do you want Tessa's eyes opened or closed?
And what would you like her to do?
Oh, well, I want her eyes closed.
Okay.
Tessa, close your eyes and trust Cece Rhodes.
I don't know her that well, so I can't vouch for her.
That makes me very comfortable.
Awesome.
Well, I'm trying to decide.
All right.
We have Tessa Lane cohoeing with me today here on Blame It On Ginger.
Cece Rhodes in studio.
They've each gone into our toy box, into our grab bag, into our dirty drawers, and found two different items they've been shopping for, and they're going to use them.
Some of them are sexual items.
Some are not.
Cece Rhodes going in with her first item.
Tessa Lane has her eyes closed.
Cece's going in.
And an object.
An object is being run down her chest, down in between her titties.
Now it's back up and down.
It's long and it's hard.
It's going up her neck and along the side of her face.
Just on her lower lip.
Teasing her in a little bit.
Tessa has her tongue stuck out.
She's kind of gasping for it, whatever it is she wants to feel in her mouth.
She's wrapping her lips around.
She's wrapping her lips around it, sucking it in and out.
Cece Rhodes has her hand wrapped around the back of Tessa Lane's neck.
Tessa's sucking, slurping, licking.
She's going for a breath.
Cece's going for the right titty at the same time.
And everyone looks to be very, very excited, very turned on, very, very happy.
Tessa's taking it all, all the way down.
All the way down.
All the way down.
I can't see it anymore.
Oh, it's beautiful.
And it's sweet.
And it's hard.
And her cheeks are sunken in as she takes each slurp all the way down her throat.
Back out again.
Ah.
That was hot.
That was fucking hot as shit.
That was Cece Rhodes and Tessa Lane.
Stay over here.
With all you dirty-minded people out there, there was nothing more than a sexy little lollipop.
Did you get any photos?
I did.
Oh, good.
You did.
I took a lot of photos.
I was watching the whole thing.
I couldn't look my eyes away.
More than I can tweet.
All right.
Anything else on your date that you want to...
Now, it's your turn, Cece, to, I believe, close your eyes.
Oh, yes.
Tessa Lane has her sucker.
She's very, very happy.
We're taking selfies.
Hold on.
They're going shopping again.
All right.
Close your eyes, Cece Rhodes.
She's got two different items.
Tessa is quite excited.
She's got a lot of stuff.
She's got a lot of stuff.
She's got a lot of stuff.
She's got a lot of stuff.
Tessa is getting ready to do something with or to Cece.
She has a couple of different toys, spreading Cece's legs open, going in.
Cece has her hands in between her legs.
She's feeling her pussy.
Tessa's coming along with something, rubbing it on the inside of her pussy, on her lips, on the inside of her thighs, up and down and back and forth.
It, again, is a hard, long...
No, she's getting it.
She's getting spanked with it.
Cece Rhodes has been a bad, bad girl.
I think that goes kind of along with the cunt punching.
It's right up there with it.
Right up there with cunt punching.
And I think that this is a huge success.
And I'm going to have to stop you before you come.
All right.
Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing Playing on the shopping spree.
Nothing more than a little bit of the clap.
That's all it was.
All right.
Now you've each got two more items.
I believe, Tessa, it's your turn to close your eyes.
Something is going to happen to you.
All right, Cece, now you don't need to, you can use that anywhere you want it.
I don't know, I'm just getting ready in case.
Just in case.
Tessa knows what the toys are.
I'm just, you know, thinking.
Cece Rhodes standing up, fiddling with an object in her hand, back and forth and around.
Now she's got something big and hard and a ball, putting it in.
Oh my God, this is so fucking sexy, so fucking hot.
Taking the ball gag, putting it into Tessa Lane's mouth, pulling her back by the hair, getting the paddle back out, going down from her pussy, spanking her back and forth along the pussy, along the hip bone, up her chest, the left titty, the right titty, the left, the right, the ball gag, holding her head back.
So fucking hot.
Choking her out a little bit, head back up.
Making her stand up, bending her over.
Ball gag still in her mouth.
And just bending.
Beating.
Beating.
Beating.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
That's the only song I know that went with the beat.
Very, very, very sexy girls here in studio today.
That was awesome.
Thank you so much.
Those skankings were such a naughty, naughty girl.
They really are.
We had to keep her.
We had to keep the noise down with the gag in the mouth.
I liked it though.
That was actually the first time I ever had one.
That's the first time you've ever had a ball gag in your mouth?
No, and this is a nice one.
This is my personal one from home.
It hasn't been used by anyone but me.
It's been in other people's mouths, but check it out.
I'm going to spray it with the Scream and Clean from ScreamingO.com in a second.
And it's going to be all clean forever.
Forever.
So, Cece, no, I just had a brain fart.
I had a big old brain fart.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What were you thinking?
I don't know.
Do I have to come spank it out of you?
You might have to.
Where was my high school year?
We're such a whore.
I'm sitting here.
I'm like, between.
Stucking on the lollipop.
You're like, fucking that lollipop I gave her.
They're like, ooh, spank you.
Like, horny bitches.
I know, right?
It's a very oral punching day today.
It has been.
It has been.
Cece Rhodes, if a man wanted to intensify your orgasm, what words should he whisper in your ear right before you climax?
What should a man whisper in your ear to make you come better, to make it more of an intense orgasm?
Ooh.
And if it's filthy and disgusting and dirty, that's okay.
There's no judgment around here.
I like confidence.
So I want them to be like, yeah, you fucking like that.
You know?
Like, knowing that he's making me feel that good.
Uh-huh.
And telling me that, you know?
That's fucking hot.
Yeah, I fucking like it.
Don't you love a man that's got confidence?
Yeah.
That'll just make me explode all over his cock.
Not arrogance, but total confidence, yeah.
Totally.
My man, what he'll do sometimes is, while he's looking at my pussy and I'm getting right close to cumming, he'll just spit all over my, and it's just that aggressive, wonderful.
Yeah, I love the, like, yeah, you fucking cum, but I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I'm like, oh.
Call me a whore.
Like, please call me a whore.
What do you want a guy to whisper in your ear?
Is that what you want?
Yeah, or like, you know, something like cum all over my dick.
Like, something like that.
Something dirty that's calling me like a bitch, a whore, a slut, anything.
Oh, yeah.
And I don't think enough men realize how fucking much of a turn on that is.
It's huge.
It can make all the difference.
Just a couple of words.
And it's also a great way to keep a woman around.
And I think that's what I'm trying to say.
And I think that's what I'm trying to say.
And I think that's what I'm trying to say.
And I think that's what I'm trying to say.
Is if you not, I don't mean arrogance at all, but that confidence in the bedroom, that you're my little cocksucker.
Not, you're my fucking cocksucker.
You know, it's like, you know, it's just that I own you, you're mine, you can do whatever I want with you, and it's just fucking hot.
So hot.
So hot.
Hotter than hell.
I want to thank you both so much for being here.
Tessa Lane for co-hosting with me today.
Woo!
Yeah!
All right.
You were fantastic.
Did you have a good time?
I did.
I'm like still sucking on a lollipop in the corner.
I'm like, I haven't sucked dick in a couple days.
So, oral fixation.
Where can your fans find you?
On Twitter, at It's Tessa Lane.
I-T-S-T-E-S-S-A-L-A-N-E.
And Instagram is the same username, at It's Tessa Lane.
At It's Tessa Lane.
Did somebody else have your name?
Yeah.
There's an erotic, vampire author with the name Tessa Lane.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Okay.
She definitely hates me because people accidentally tweet her all the time.
Oh, right.
I'm sure.
You're the prettiest pussy I've ever seen.
And she's like, um...
So she made her Twitter private now.
I'm like, ugh, sorry.
Does that mean they can't tweet her?
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah.
Or she can't see it.
She has to approve them.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's too funny.
Cece Rhodes, thank you so very much for coming in.
Did you have a good time?
Pretty girl?
Oh, so amazing.
Thank you for having me.
It's my pleasure.
I am so glad that I found you, looked you up, got you to come in and play with us.
So much fun.
Did you have a good time?
I really did.
Yes.
I got to go shopping.
I know.
And she sucked my lollycock.
I mean, Tessa's great.
Oh, yeah.
Bad girl.
Have you two worked together?
We have not.
We have not worked together, unfortunately.
We met like a while ago, but we actually haven't seen each other since.
Well, maybe.
A long time ago.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
We've got a little hookup here going on today.
I don't know.
You never know.
Oh, yes.
Oh, this date will continue.
Oh, yes.
We didn't end the date here.
All right.
Matchmaker Ginger.
I know.
Blame it on Ginger.
Everybody does.
No matter what you do wrong, blame it on me.
Or right.
You can blame that on me, too.
I want to thank everybody for listening today, for joining us here on Blame It On Ginger.
I am, of course, Ginger Lynn with Stevie.
And Tessa Lane.
And CC Rose.
We will be back tomorrow.
Don't go anywhere.
Thank you.
If you do, come right back.
Yes, come back.
We'll be right back.