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Set it off, get it off, let it off. Set it off, get it off, let it off. Set it off, get it off, let it off. Set it off, get it off, let it off. Uli, it's me. Uli, it's me. Uli, it's me. Uli, it's me. I ain't doing nothing but talking shit, so y'all gotta, like, you know, encourage me the whole way along. Ow. I ain't doing nothing but talking shit, so y'all gotta, like, you know, encourage me the whole way along. Ow. What did you say, nigga? So you can just suck my cock? So you can just suck my... Yo! What's going on, man? It's Thursday night as usual. You know, this is your boy. Nestorius, Nestor Rodriguez, a.k.a. Pit Pop, you don't stop. To the top, to the mountaintop. Yo, this show's live, so if you're listening live, you call 1-800-893-9562. 800-893-9562. Put that out there. Got my usual crony right here. My co-host, Corbin. I had nothing else better to do. What's going on? I was sitting around with my... With my brand flakes and my out-of-date rice milk. Yeah, your expired rice milk. Yeah. Well, we're very grateful to all those... Thanks for having us. ...sitting at home in their underwear with nothing in their fridge but expired rice milk. And five-year-old box of Cheerios. Not even the real Cheerios, like the bootleg Cheerios from the bottom shelf. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The generic Cheerios. The mighty-os. The Odie-os. Yeah, Odie-os. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know what they're called. That's because that's what my mom got me. Yeah. She got me the Odie-os. Yeah, except... Except that... And the Fruity-os. Krusty-os is the ones these motherfuckers have. Anyway, and we got, you know, we got my better half, the Mrs. Rosemary Rodriguez, director, producer... Much better. Much better. Much better, I agree. Producer, director... No argument right now. Or the... I already won. Olympic swimmer. Ladies, ladies. Ladies. Ladies and gentlemen, newsflash. Nestor Rodriguez is out. Is out of speechless. Yeah, so we got Rosemary. Well, we were talking... The reason why we got Rosemary in here is, first of all, welcome. Welcome to the show. I haven't had... We haven't had you here in a while. You're a dedicated caller. You know, you call in and chime in whenever we got some shit going on, but you've been on the show a couple of times. Yeah. But we were talking about... Just... Just... Did I get any kind of intro? Or that's it? I did. Just your wife? That's my intro? No, no. I gave you an intro. You did? Ladies and gentlemen... I didn't hear that. Oh, that's it. Okay. All right. That's a show intro. It's Rosemary Rodriguez! What? What did you say, Nestor? Okay. I don't know what I had in mind, but it worked. What did you say, nigga? My cock! Hold on. Let me do that live. I can do that live. Hold on a second. I can do that. Hold on a second. What did you say, nigga? My cock! So you can just suck my cock? There you go. I just hooked you up. I gave you like a live, you know, manual intro. I did. I gave you an intro. I said, I better have Rosemary Rodriguez, director, producer, writer. There you go. That's a fucking intro. I said that. I said that. No, you left that part out. Now you all know why I come to the studio on Thursday night to do a podcast. Okay? Now you know what prompted the Nestorius Public Radio Show to get the fuck out of the house. Give me a break. Get the fuck out of the house. If there's any therapists listening right now, that might be, you know, a therapeutic thing. So that was a pretty good intro. So like if we had new listeners right now, they'd fucking, they would just like drop out because we just spent five minutes on an intro. But this is the Nestorius Public Radio. That's how we do here. But we were talking about, you know, the big hoopla over last weekend's Mayweather Pacquiao fight. And like, I personally don't give a shit about these. These big sporting events that people in the United States, and I guess in other parts of the world, make a big deal of. I'm just, I mean, it's just another stupid day for people to get together and have a reason to get drunk or eat, you know, dip or nachos. Spend time together. To spend time together. And I think that, you know, spending time together is the reason. But also, I always think about this. Like, why do people make such a big deal like of the Super Bowl or football championships and, you know, basketball, baseball championships and boxing matches? And I'm a firm believer that, you know, deep down inside, we all need to fight for something. Right. But most of us don't have, you know, the time, the energy or the balls, for lack of a better way of putting it, to fight. Like, to really. You know, put your money where your mouth is. So, instead, you know, we root for these teams and these sports guys, these boxers to, you know, fight each other so you can feel victorious on some level. Like, you know, it's called. You're living vicariously through them. Yes. Because you get a 40-hour-a-week job, 50-hour-a-week job at the factory or in front of a computer. Yeah. You just need some sort of an outlet, you know. That's why TV is so important and popular. It's a part of our culture, you know. It's like, they want to escape. That's why movies were so big during the Depression. But it's not more. It's not. It's escapism. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I'm not going. It's. No, no. It's all together. No, I'm not going into escapism. I'm going into. I think it's more about the competition. Right. And guys against guys. Right, right, right, right. People get off on guys against guys. And women, too. Yeah, but women's sports aren't. There's not money in women's sports the way there are in men's sports. No, I'm not talking about women's sports. I'm saying women. I'm talking about people in general, right? Not just women or men. But men, yes. Let's stick with men. Talking about watching male sports. Well, it's. What I'm saying is. It's about a subliminal need to identify with a team. Like, you know, the Romans versus. It's just this innate thing. But most people don't have the balls, the time, or the wherewithal to actually fight for something. Right? So. So. They get out of their system that way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. So. So. So. So. So there are like two reasons. The need to gather. Right? And also the need to. To be victorious. For something. Which I find interesting. But what I find really. I guess disturbing. But it's not really disturbing. So I don't know what the word is. Because disturbing kind of like. You know. Disconcerted. Well, yeah. Because disturbing is like that guy who fed come to his kids. You know. His fifth graders. That's disturbing. But. But what's your point? No. I just have to throw that in. I just have to. I have to throw that as a segue in there. Because we made it. We did a show on that. No. It's disconcerting. You know. Shocking. It's just. It's just. Shocking. Right. Okay. That people spend so much time. Energy. Money. Right? To like. Be dedicated fans. To identify with that team. Or this team. Or that fighter. Or this fighter. Yeah. And so. And so. The thing about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight. Was that. Like I read. That homeboy. Got paid. 100 million dollars. That's ridiculous. For this fight. Mayweather. Mayweather. So that. I was like. What? That was just on the fight. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Right? Yes. I'm going to get into the specifics. Oh. Okay. But I'm saying. 100 million dollars. Yeah. Dude. What the fuck is. What is wrong with our. With our. With our country. With our lives. That. You can actually. Like. Be okay. With. A boxer. Making. 100 million dollars. For one fight. What is wrong with society? Well. I'm glad that you're. Talking about that. Because. One of the things I love about you. Is that. We don't watch. You don't watch sports. Well. I do actually. Sports for me is like porno. I kind of hide. And I watch it. When you're not around. Then you don't. Make it. Yeah. That's fine. It's not in my world. Because I know you don't like sports. But what I do is. I sneak fucking. Like championship games. It's not a question of liking sports. Or not liking sports. The idea of paying. 100 million dollars. No. No. No. I don't. I don't like. The idea of like millions of people. And people just paying. 100 dollars. Just 100 dollars. Well. Let me give you this. To watch two guys beat themselves up. It's ridiculous. They're not even beating themselves up. See. I'd pay 100 dollars. You can take that money from that night. And like. You know. Rebuild Nepal. And like. Save every. Every person there. Fuck Nepal. Fuck Nepal. Why don't you build housing. For all the black. And fucking. Minority white people. Who are homeless. Right down here. In downtown LA. I mean. You got fucking. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Whole city blocks. With tents. Where people live. Because they got no way to live. There should be a social tax. As a. A society. You know. A society tax. Or a social tax. That if you have a boxing match. In a certain city. You know. You know. Half of it has to go towards. You know. Helping the disenfranchised. A hundred million dollars. Bro. What the fuck. The reason why he's making a hundred million dollars. Is because. He's worth a hundred million dollars. Because. No. No. Who do you think pays him? The advertisers pay him. Because everybody's buying this. Everybody's buying the tickets. The fans pay him. The fans pay him. Exactly. Everybody buys the hats. This is what I'm saying. And the shirts. And all that. What is wrong with our society? So. Here. Because it's a big pyramid scheme. You get a. You get everybody. Everybody in the bottom. To pay a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. And that's what. You tell me when I can get into this. Because I. Go ahead. This has prompted me. When I get into it. To get into. Looking up. Like the top ten highest paid jobs. In the United States. And the top lowest. The ten lowest paying jobs. Okay. Hold on one second. Let me just do the final numbers here. Before you go in here. Because a hundred million dollars. Like Rich said. Was just for the fight. So. Final pay per view buys. Have not yet been revealed. Right. So. They're coming up. But. Conservative. Conservative. Three million buys. Would have generated. Three hundred million dollars. In revenue. Right. That's just pay per view. Right. Because they were. A hundred. A pop. Right. That means. That Mayweather made. One hundred and. Eighty million dollars. And Pacquiao made. One hundred and. Twenty million dollars. To lose. For a fight. That did not pit. Two healthy fighters. Because then the other issue. Is that. It came out. That Pacquiao had. A. Injured shoulder. And so. That's another. Whole thing. So. That the public. Was not told. And tickets went. For absurdly high. Amounts of money. So. As you know. The. The pay per view. Charge was. In HD. Like you know. That matters. It was a hundred dollars. Per household. Significantly higher. Than any. Than any prior fight. The paying public. Was fleeced. That. So then. We're going to get to. That. That issue. But please. Why don't you hit us up. Well it just. I mean it shows you. Where our priorities are. As a society. Please. I think it's reflective of that. So. In the top ten. I thought it was interesting. According to Forbes. In 2014. Here are the top ten jobs. Number one is surgeon. Number two is general practitioner. Number three is psychiatrist. Number four is orthodontist. Number five is dentist. Number six is petroleum engineer. Number seven is air traffic controller. I was going to say. Where the fuck are our pilot controllers there? Number eight is pharmacist. Number nine is podiatrist. And number ten is attorney. That's top ten. Yeah. This is top. According to Forbes. And I checked a bunch of websites. And this more or less. This is accurate. And so. When I saw that. So a pharmacist. Made it to the top ten. Number eight. Not even a pharmaceutical executive. A pharmacist. Pharmacist. That's pretty big. This is very telling. Because this told me. No wonder why nobody wants Obamacare. Like it's such a. We have such a huge investment. In the medical community. These people are making so much money. How many on your list? You got one. Ten. Do you know what the average is? But how many are in the medical field? In the medical field. About seven. All of them. Except petroleum engineer. Air traffic controller. About seven. And attorney. Yeah. About seven. So seven out of ten are in the medical profession. Do you know what the. What the mean salaries were? For those? They were. They varied? Do you know? They were pretty fucking mean. They were. They make some money. They were in. That's average for all you. Non-statistical. Motherfuckers. Yeah. They were somewhere. Motherfuckers. From 200,000. Right under that. So a pharmacist. So what. So what. A pharmacist makes 200,000? Oh, they make a shit ton of money. I didn't say 200. I said. Do you know it's not that complicated to be a pharmacist, right? Hold on. By the time we're at number eight. It takes a while though. Yeah. It was probably around 130. 130,000. Something like that. So 134 pharmacists. I can make more money selling crack than 130,000. I don't need to. But these are. These are. You know. And of course there's a lot of attorneys that make more money than that. Of course. But it's an average. But that's an average. I didn't know the medical community was making so much money. So you look at our priorities and it makes sense. Right? Well, yeah. Most people are on prescription drugs. Well, yeah. It also makes sense. Most everybody. Why people are paying Manny Pacquiao and Mayweather $180 million and $120 million respectively because people are high. Pretty much. Well, that's true. Everyone's high and, you know, injured. That's a good point. So I get it. That's a good point. So what's the bottom. What's the. Well, also you just said. You just had surgery. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And we just had in the recovery room. Nestor just had a hernia surgery. Yeah. And in the recovery room. I'll show you guys. Literally. Hold on. No. No. No. No. Don't go there. Really? For those of you guys. Quaid. Quaid. Start the reactors. Oh, my God. I had a hernia surgery. Jesus. If you go to SkidwellStudios.com. I wasn't trying to open up this can of worms. Or if you download the video version of this podcast, I'm actually showing you the hernia surgery on the video. So basically what they did was I had a little bulge popping out just below the belly button here and they sliced it and they cut a little fat. You can see. I. I lost some weight. You can wear your shirt though. No. It's all good. You see I lost some weight. And so they took a little bit of that fat out. Dude. Your belly button is drooling, man. It's got glue in that fat out. It's glued. And they put a mesh. It's literally glue. Behind the hole in my abdominal wall. And then they closed the flap. And they don't even use stitches anymore. They use Krazy Glue as you can see. Yeah. It's glue. Well, that Krazy Glue was invented because they were looking. Cool. No. They were. They were looking for a type of adhesive that instead of using staples or stitches. Oh. They were looking for a non-toxic glue. Something that would bond. That would bond immediately and bond to skin. Right. Right. That's what he's got on. Right. And they invented Krazy Glue. But they realized you could put it on everything else too. So. Oh. Yeah. Well anyway. So anyway. Also. Also I just want to say real quick. Because I failed to say this. But you know the show is recorded live every Thursday from 9 to 10. We start a little late once in a while here and there. But it's also live video. So if you ever wanted to check out you know anything crazy that we do live. You can go to Skid Row Studios dot com. Like for instance if you want me to show you my belly button. You could also call in and I can show it to you right on the video camera. Right then and there. I'm just in case. Because a lot of people will listen to my show. They download it. But they're not aware of all the possibilities. They're not going to pay a hundred dollars for that though. No it's free. If you guys are interested Nestor will be on Dark Mark's show next week. Next to you know the scantily clad host he's got showing off his belly button. Yeah. He's got a fucking. So the point is that we're in the recovery room and then the nurse there is like she just start. She's very nice and we start talking and she says we have surgeries all the time that don't need to be done. Right. We it's a regular thing. Right. Just like you're talking about Pep Boys and like I shouldn't say the name but like are people just. I don't say the name unless they're paying me some money. All right well not them but like you know you're talking about a car dealership. Well this was. This was. Like like like you know charging when it doesn't need to be done to replace a part. That's how they pad their accounts. They're actually doing that with people. So this is contributing. Well this was elective surgery what I just did. I didn't have to do this. I could have waited until it got worse and my guts popped out. That's debatable. That's preventative. That's preventative. That's preventative. That's preventative. It's not elective. Listen I went in I went in to urgent care and I had screwed up I think the soleus muscle on my leg working out. Exactly. Right. Exactly. I had to put them on their heels and then they get hurt from doing it. So if you ever hurt that. They take it to the hospital and they give them soleus surgery. That's what that is. So I went in there because I was freaking out. I thought a muscle had snapped or whatever and the guy goes you want some pills. Like he didn't even I said can I get an X-ray or an MRI. He's like. Want some pills. That's I'm glad you said that. That's very American. No really. He's like I can give you some medicine. You know I'm like I don't I refuse. They give me. I said I don't want the Vicodin. I want my leg fixed. Well they give me a Vic prescription. I like prescription for generic Vicodin. And first of all I don't like narcotics. I just want to say that. Right. I spent a good portion of my early childhood fucking around with narcotics and stuff like that. So I'm not I don't really like feeling high not into it. You know what I mean. If you can tell I'm already high. I don't need anything else. Right. We can tell. All the shit you did is still wearing off. It's still fucking working. So no. So so. But of course you don't know. I've never been through hernia surgery. So I filled the prescription. And you got to fill the prescription at least a week before because it's a highly controlled substance. Right. And so I get it. And you know when I come out of the surgery I'm fucking I'm I'm a little high. I don't know what the fuck they give you. But I'm like. Oh. Yeah. You kept going for hours. Yeah. I was going for hours. We went out to a party. It was actually a lot of fun. And there was like no arguing. Right. It was actually awesome. I kept the prescription. I was like. No no no no. Just in case I need like a chill day once in a while. It wasn't the Vicodin that made me like that. No no. That was just from the surgery. It was the cocktails. The surgery cocktails. Yeah. It was the you know the oxygen that he made me breathe. But you did though the next day take a Vicodin. Yeah but. And sit still for six hours. Yeah but it doesn't do anything to take away the pain. Yeah. In the area that is needed to remove the pain. First of all there wasn't that much pain. This is discomfort. Yeah. Right. So I take one of them and I'm feeling lightheaded. And woozy. And high. But your shit still hurts. Well I'm still. I still feel discomfort. So one thing doesn't do the other. I mean the irony is that you know Pacquiao needed surgery. Right. And he or whatever he needed for his shoulder. Right. And that's one case where they weren't going to do it because there was so much money involved and just like moving forward. There's no way to back out of that. Well no because if you did surgery like that type of surgery you're out for at least six seven months. That's what I'm saying. That's how you get that much money. Well here's the other thing. His trainers wanted wanted the medics to inject his shoulder with some sort of anti-inflammatory which technically is not illegal. Right. Right. It's just you know some sort of cortisone shot so that he can fight. And the boxing commission disallowed it. So you know of course none of this is. They went the length. Didn't they go. They went the whole all the rounds you can go. They went 12 rounds. But the problem is the problem is that if you do the statistics and you can you and you go by Pacquiao's average thrown punches he did about 50 percent of them. And so a fight like this which was by decision. Right. Because no one knocked anybody out. It's basically a match of statistical measures. Right. How many punches are thrown. How many punches actually landed. You have Mayweather throwing a lot more punches. And you know when you do the averages the more punches you throw the more punches are going to land. And so they give him the decision which is not really fair for fans that that are you know rooting for Pacquiao. You have a lot of you think the fans are right. You know to be suing. You know. Well that's something else that I wanted to say. But the bookies are pissed. The people betting are pissed. It has nothing to do with like my team didn't win and all that. It's these people. They're pissed. They're pissed. They're pissed. They're pissed. These people who they didn't get the information. Had money involved. They didn't get the information, enough information or whatever. To make the right wager. To make the right wager. That's, but, but they're not going to say that in the news outlets and all that. That's really what it comes down to. It comes down to money. It's always about the money. Of course, of course. Well, yeah. So, so, it's a guy, you know. What will the, we will get back to the, to the lowest ten salaries or jobs, but you have those also, yeah? I have the low ones, yeah, I will work them now. So, so, let me just, so Rosemary just mentioned, so do, so do the fans, can you, can you, can So Rosemary just mentioned, so do the fans have the right to sue? So there are two Las Vegas residents who filed a $5 million class action lawsuit claiming that Pacquiao hid shoulder injury until after they paid for the fight. So you got two guys or women or whatever, I don't know what their gender is, but they're a $5 million class action suit, which basically what that means is they're trying to get as many people that want to join the suit together for $5 million. Dude, it's like, why don't you just ask them to get your money back? Why don't you just ask your promoters? I don't think it's right. Can I get my $100 back and call it a day? Right? So anyway, so that's the thing. So the big to-do is do they have the right? Do you think they're going to? Do they? Do they have a right to bring a case like this to court? Anyway, so go back to the bottom 10 things, and then I want to go back to my surgery. We're going all over the place. So also in Forbes, scoring Forbes, the United States is the number one country that has low-paying jobs. They're number one. Number one. Interesting because we're one of the richest countries in the world. Yes. Even lower than China? I was going to say the richest. No, no, no. You know what? I'm going to look this up. No. It's of the, you know, like the people in the, hold on. In the Western world? In the Western world, yeah. Okay. Not the sweatshop world. It's like France, Belgium, the standard countries that we're all in the same league here. We are number one. And the definition of a low-paying job is our jobs that are below the median income, which the median income in this country right now is $35,080. That's the median? That's the median income. I thought it was like $52,000. Wow. $35,000. Okay. 2014. Wow. Okay. $35,000? Yes. Wow. That's how much my garden's getting paid? No, less. Fuck that. I'm giving them a fucking pay reduction. We're number one country in people getting paid less than that. Less than $35,000. Less than the median income. So compared to the median income anywhere, that's... We're way above. Yeah, yeah. We're way above. Got it. Okay. So the top 10 of the lowest-paying jobs, number one, guess. Did you look at... I can't read your writing. The top 10? Yeah. The number 10? Yeah, yeah. Number one. Number one. Of the lowest-paying jobs? You want me to read it backwards? Does that help your brain? Yeah, no. Count it down. Like the 10th worst, 9th worst, and then the worst. All right, all right. So let's start from... And then that gives me time to think about the... So number 10 is parking lot attendance. Parking lot attendance. That's neat. Everybody needs to think about this when they're tipping and what they're doing and when you don't want to go there. Yeah, but that's because these guys are not resourceful. That's number 10. Number 10. These parking lot attendants. Number nine. That would be one of the richest jobs. Because I take your car. You give me your key, I'll be like, okay, I'll park your car. Here's your stuff. But I never come back. Well, you might want to... You'll blow the curve if you start parking cars. You might want to think twice before leaving shit in your car. Lamborghinis and all sorts. Anyway, yeah. So number nine. Think twice about tipping the parking attendants. Or leaving stuff in your car. Okay. Number nine is a little scary. It's personal and home care aides. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, those are the people taking care of other people. No wonder. Those are the people taking care of other people. Those are like those Jamaican ladies. Oh, my God. Sucking their teeth. Man, I'm not wiping your grandpappy ass. That's right. Because they're not getting paid. Pick up to your diapers. Pick up to health insurance, man. I'm not wiping your grandpappy ass. Boom, bachlad. I'm not sweeping the carpet. That's right. Number eight was lifeguards. Yeah. Yeah. They're like 12. No, they're like 15. They're 16 years old. That makes sense. That's a seasonal job. Just saying. They're kids. And they're usually white kids that are going to go on to make $50 million later on. Number seven is gaming dealers. Like card dealers. Really? They don't make that much money? No, they don't make money. I didn't know that. I thought they made a lot of money. They're not reporting their tips. I don't know what that's like, D. No, no, no. You'd be surprised. A lot of people don't give tips. This goes by hourly wages. Oh, hourly wages. Okay. Number six is garment workers. Which is not going to work. They've not gone up forever and they still get screwed. Yeah. Everywhere in the world they get screwed. But especially here. Yeah. Number five. Well, I don't know. Especially here. But I don't think they're doing too good anymore. Well, I'm saying American apparel and garment workers in the United States. They've always gotten screwed. Number five is cashiers. Fuck them. The cashiers. Let me tell you something about cashiers. Yeah, all cashiers. Target. Let me explain something to you about cashiers. I don't know Target. I don't want to speak about Target. No, no, no. Let me tell you something about cashiers. They should be the number 10. Okay? Because cashiers are just fucking dummies. Right? That's not right. I'm sorry if I'm offending you. That's because there's a lot of women that are cashiers. That's wrong. No, no, no. There was a time in this country when you were a cashier, you needed to know how to add and subtract. Right now, all you're doing is fucking assisting in the scanning conveyor belt. That doesn't mean they're dummies. They're just using technology. They also had a union back in the day and they don't anymore thanks to Reagan and- Well, that's why. That's why they're on this list. You mentioned Target. You want to know how nasty, when I say nasty, I mean badass Target is? So Target has a camera on top of every cashier location. So like every transaction has a video code to it. So like if you come back and you try to return something, like I did one time for instance, they charged me, no, no, they charged me for five towels and when I got home I was like, oh fuck, there's only four here. Yeah. How am I going to go back and prove? I was like, I'm going to go back and prove to them that I only got four and not five, right? They played it back for you? I was like, fuck it. I'm going to go and I'm going to tell them. I mean, I'm honest about it. I mean, the least they can do is tell me to go fuck myself. It wouldn't be the first time. That's good. So the guy goes, all right, let me see the receipt. So he looks at the receipt. There's a time code on the receipt and a date. So he goes back and I'm not talking about three months later. This was like about like within four days or three days of the transaction. So he goes and he looks at it. He goes, he goes, I'm going to go back and look at the video. I'm like, the video? Fuck you talking about? This is a towel, motherfucker. He comes back and he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. I see. I see that. I see that only four towels were put into your bag. I was like, big up for Target camera, you motherfucker. Yeah, man. That's cool, man. So number four is amusement park and recreational attendance. Yeah, well, that's also a seasonal thing. Yeah. Unless you live in California. Or out here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of these jobs are actually out here. Yeah. Because number three, which we all know they get screwed, is farm laborers, which are mainly out in California. Well, I mean, they're up there. That's not bad. Well, they're, I mean, they get enslaved to like pick fruit. I mean, they're, you know. They're called avocado and almond enslavers. Number two, I would have never guessed this one. Number two. I wish I had a drum roll. Well, there seems to be a little tie because I was looking on different websites. Do I have a drum roll here somewhere? Number two. Hold on a second. Come on, they deserve it. Number two deserves it. Number two. Yes. Go ahead. Number two. Number two is kind of a tie. Shampoos in a hair salon. Shampoos are getting paid more than my fucking agricultural. Oh, oh, oh. No, last. They're like number two. They're number two worst. Got it. Got it. And then this breaks my heart. They're kind of in a tie with the shampoos. We got no drum roll, nothing? I'm looking for it. Oh, man. All right. Movie ushers and ticket takers. Wow. Screwed. Screwed. Screwed. Wow. One of our biggest industries in this country. Yeah. And they get screwed. Movie ticket. Movie ticket. Movie ushers and ticket takers. Number one. What's number one? Number one. A little toss up with number one too, but what's number one? I would say gardeners. No. The number one low paying job. Number one low paying job. Custodians. Fast food cooks. And dishwashers. Oh, shit. Why didn't I know that? Yeah. Custodians? Wow. Fast food cooks and dishwashers. No, no. Fast food cooks and dishwashers. Yeah. Lowest paid jobs in the United States in 2014. Do you really want to go out and eat at a place? Oh, wait a minute. I don't have. Where they pay them. I don't have drums like a drum roll, but I have this since this is in the stories. Yes. That's for the home personal home care. For workers. Because you know what? I have African. Hey, man. Do your grandpa need his butt waxed? Hey, man. I don't think it's really a matter of race. I think there's a lot of different people taking home. But I think the most disturbing job that's low paying is personal care. Right. I've never. I got a whole soundboard here that I've never even used. You're hiring people to take care of people. Anyway. Enough of that. Enough of that. So, yeah. Thanks for letting me. That was interesting. I like that. I like that. I like that. So. So. So here's the other thing. We're talking about. We're talking about lawsuits like the class action lawsuit that's happening, which, by the way, if you did buy one hundred dollar pay per view. Oh, we're still talking about the fight. In HD. And you want to join that class action lawsuit. Google it. I mean, shit. Why not? You can always you could always join in and say that, you know, your shoulder hurts because you kept changing the remote because the fight sucked so bad. And I heard it was a really bad fight. They just kind of danced around. They didn't really connect. It was any fight that you'd have to pay somebody. One hundred and eighty million dollars is a bad fight because there's no fight. They can justify that much. You can't do it. You can't do it. Somebody would have to die. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm just saying. Exactly. Exactly. For one hundred and eighty million dollars. And you know what? As sick as this fucking country is, somebody people would pay one hundred and eighty million to see somebody die. No, for one hundred and eighty million dollars. Die. Somebody's head would have to die. Somebody's head would have to die. Somebody's head would have to die. Somebody's head would have to be chopped off. Then you'd have to go. Or they'd have to bite their ear off. Yeah. Remember those days? No, no, no, no. Was that Leon Spinks? That's only. No, that was Mike Tyson. Oh, Mike Tyson. Sorry. No, that. Mike Tyson with. I don't know. That was Evander Holyfield. Right. Yeah. Evander. Evander. Well, hold on. Hold on. Then you get your money's worth. So here's. So you get a show. Exactly. So two more things about the fight. Then we'll move on real quick to some fun stuff. Right. So the president of Fight Promoter Top Rank Inc. Right. Said the company plans to pursue legal action following widespread piracy of the Floyd Mayweather Manny Pacquiao fight on video sharing smartphone apps and websites rather than pay the $100 pay-per-view fee to watch the fight at home. Many people watched streams of the fight on video sharing apps such as Periscope and other technology. And I guess some boasted on social media. That they were using Periscope to watch the fight for free. So I didn't know there was a there was an option to do that. But now I know, you know, what do you how do you feel about that? Rosemary, being that you're a big anti-piracy supporter, do you do you think in this case, for instance, it warrants to watch the fight for free however way you need it? Being that we all agree that a hundred dollars is a lot of money. Yeah, I can't myself. Support. Support that. Support that. Got it. I just can't because I think people, you know, there's other younger generations and people that, you know, it happens to the music industry. I mean, it's happening to every industry and people feel a sense of entitlement about getting things for free. You shouldn't pay for it. It's not only that, you know, we go to, you know, a store, Walmart and expect to get like a T-shirt for four bucks. Right. But now we expect stuff for free. Like there's such a sense of entitlement to the Internet. And, you know, a lot of. This fight aside, that's a ridiculous amount of money. And that means only it's pretty elitist that people get to watch that. That's that's that's ridiculous. That's a problem. But when it comes down to music and movies and stealing movies and thinking that it's OK to download shit without people that worked hard on it and that depend on a living to get paid from that, I just think there's a sense of entitlement. We got a call. But first of all, first of all, you couldn't pay me to watch the fight. Right. So even if it was for free, I wouldn't give a fuck. I just I'm just Simon just called in Simon. You there? Yeah, I'm here. I owe you a call, man. You've called me like a week, a couple of days ago. And, you know, let me just tell you straight up. I don't know if you heard, but I had hernia surgery. So I kind of been out of commission. Wow. Yeah. What happened, man? You've been what are you what were you doing? Well, I know the list of weights. Well, no. What happened is what happened? It was a lift. You know, you know that I got circumcised when I was a kid. So we got that in common. But, you know, I kind of know that. Because Jews get circumcised, honey. You know, we showed each other. We showed each other. Well, he was just showing. I thought maybe that's why you called. Because he was just showing his belly button. So I thought you got excited. No, he didn't listen to it. You know what, Simon? You know what? Let's move on from this analogy I was going to make. Because my wife just fucked it up. Just go ahead. So I had surgery. Nothing happened. I had a little extra fat coming out my belly button. Go ahead. I'm sorry. What happened with your hernia? Nothing. I just I just had a little bulge. You've been out of town, man, for a while. Otherwise, I would have showed you. I had like a little bubble that popped out from underneath my belly button. There's a little hole in the abdominal wall that, you know. But your belly button was popping out a little bit, too, right? Well, because it's very close to it. That's what it was. Anyway, so what's up, man? How you doing? Oh, man. I just I'm sitting there flipping through Facebook. And I see that the lovely Rosemary Rodriguez is going to be chopping it up on the air. So I wanted to listen in and call and say, hey. Nice. All right. How you doing? I'm great. I'm good. I had a hernia surgery when I was a kid, too. Yeah. When you were a kid. That's unusual for a kid. So we were just we were just talking about. He was a rambunctious youth. I don't know if you do. I was like 18. I was like 18. He was lifting a lot of weights. I don't know. I don't know if you tuned in earlier, but we're talking about the ridiculousness of the amount of money that Mayweather and Pacquiao were getting paid for this retarded fight. Yeah. It could have ended. It could have ended world hunger. And instead, we got to watch the boxing match where a grown man ran around the ring running. He didn't even stand in and fight. Every time Pacquiao tried to fight him, he just turned and ran like it was a track meet. We should have just had Carl Lewis fight the flying cameras off, brothers. That was good. Well, we should have done. We should have, like, integrated three things. The Trinidadian Brooklyn Day Parade. And we should have had the fight. And we should have had the Ethiopia. fucking cross-country race all in one sporting event, then it would have justified the $180 million. Let me tell you something. This is like, if anybody wants any proof that boxing is bullshit, full of shit, and out of hand, when the Burger King guy is in your corner, okay, it's too much. You've gone a little too far. What do you mean? What do you mean the Burger King guy? When Ken Sam starts walking out with the Captain Crunch guy, give me a fucking break. Who is, who are these? Did that happen? Are these the coaches? Are these the trainers? Who are these guys? Trainers. Did you watch the fight? No, of course we didn't watch the fight. What do you think? We hate the fight. What do you think? You know the Burger King guy from the Burger King commercials that wears that mask? Yeah. He walked out of the tunnel with Mayweather as a Burger King promotion and sat in Mayweather's corner the whole time. What a piece of shit. That's why they're getting paid a hundred bucks. That's a piece of shit. That's a piece of shit. That's a piece of the money. That's a piece of the money. No, no, no, no, no, no. The $180 million does not account for any Burger King endorsements. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. A hundred million dollars is what he got to fight. That's an addition? No, no, no. But wait, for a minute. But he got to fight. No, no, no. And during the fight, they got Burger King in the corner. No, he just signed and just said that was an addition. That's an addition. I'm not sure you're really using the word fight properly because he did not fight. Right, okay. But I have a question. Wait, but why were you watching? Why were you watching? Why were you watching the fight? Well, the last time I watched a boxing match, okay, was when I saw Mike Tyson knock out Bruce Seldon without actually hitting him. Right, that's a boxing match, yes. Yeah, without actually hitting him. Yeah. I don't understand. Threw a punch, missed, and knocked him out. And I said, you know, I'm not going to watch this again. Yeah, that's ridiculous. So I've never in my life made that a boxing match. You know what that's called? That's called lucha libre. That's not a boxing match. So. So how did you come to watch this fight if you hate it so much and are morally opposed to it? Were you using Periscope? Because about 20 black guys and one Jew got together in Seattle and chipped in and he was part of it. What? I said, she said, Rosemary asked, how did you get to see the fight? I said, because about 20 black guys and one Jew got together and chipped in to watch the fight. And you were the black guy. No, but what happened is, I'll tell you why. I haven't watched a boxing match in probably 10 years or more. Okay? I've never seen either of these guys fight. But I am a sports fan. I do listen to sports radio. And they've been hyping this fight for five years. So I thought, wow, it must be worth something or else why would they have been talking about it so much? So I decided, okay, I'm going to watch it. You know, it seems like it would be a great fight. Floyd Mayweather, I have never seen such a ballet dancing act in my life. I'm sorry, man. The guy never stood in and followed them. Did you pay? Did you pay $100? No, no, no, no. My buddy did. I threw him 20 bucks just to be, you know. His name is Simon Kaufman. Okay? His name is not fucking Bill Withers. His name is Simon Kaufman. You understand? I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, listen. Saying I'm the cheap Jew is what he's trying to say. No, no, no. How do you say that? Oh, yeah, how do you say that? Okay? Let me just say this. And first of all, I just want to, tag team on that. I don't believe, I don't buy that Jews are cheap bullshit. So, I was fighting, I don't believe, I don't buy. Anyway, so, I read this thing about, first of all, I think Mayweather is one of the class, the classless, when it comes to boxers and sports figures, I would pay him $5 to use his fucking silk underwear to get in there with Burger King, and then I tell him to get the fuck out. That's how much I would pay him. $5. Mayweather's bad. He's bad for America. He's bad for the- He's despicable. He's despicable. I read this article about how he said he used to watch boxing matches all along, since he was a kid, and he went to every boxing match, kind of like comedians do, right? When we go to open mics and just go. He used to go, and then he's been so disenfranchised and discouraged, and kind of like with boxing. And I said to myself, really? Because he is one of the guys that has contributed to the demise. If the last boxing match you mentioned with Mike Tyson was bad, what this guy has done, he's taken where Mike Tyson left boxing, and he's taken it further down into the shitter than anybody else could have ever put. And so- Yeah. I mean, if you want to pay me to dance around a ring and not even engage, or whatever, not even come in and box, I could do that. No, no, no, no, no. Anybody could run around the ring like a chicken. You couldn't dance like him. You would probably need that Ha-la-ma-ki-la, ha-la-ma-ki-la-ha. You would need something like that. They're not going to pay for that, Simon. I'll drop some Silica's tour on that ass, spin around, do a little breakdance move. All I'm saying is it was pathetic. He's bad for America. It's so stupid. What's pathetic is that you're not on this show anymore. Yeah! What the fuck? I mean, let's get real. What is the fuck about packing on that? He called me and he said, yo, when is that 100th episode? Exactly. And I may be able to make it. To answer your question, Simon, this is episode 80, but it's probably the 100th episode that I have up, or the 98th or 99th episode. Probably the 98th. Well, I want to try to come back. I want to try to come back, I mean, when you guys are doing episode 100. You know, I found out, I got some bad news. I got some bad news. I found out on Monday, they want to do another surgery on my ankle. Because they're having some complications. But I mean, I'm healing. I'm figuring it all out. Wait a minute. I can't even walk right. Yeah, but wait a minute. You can't put no fucking kerplach or any fucking like matzo ball soup juice on that shit to make it feel better? Kerplach. Yeah, you can't put no fucking, you can't put no like, It's kreplach. You know, you can't put, which sounds just as bad anyway. You can't put no kreplach and some fucking borscht, some borscht juice on that shit? Nah, dude. Nah, I went to, I went to that, I need to go to that restaurant in the Toluca Lake Times and grab some meat stuff from there and rub it on. Dude, you fucking Jews, man. Let me tell you something, Puerto Ricans, I would have put some Vicks vapor rub on that shit and my mom would have kicked my ass out of the house and said to get a fucking job. Yeah. And cut the bullshit. That's what happened to me. You're going on for four or five fucking months limping, all you do is get up on fucking stage, hold the mic, what the fuck does your ankle have to do with the microphone? Well, because I mean, what am I gonna do for work when I, I mean, listen, I don't want to come back to LA till I can walk properly, you know what I'm saying? Why? You don't need to walk to LA. This is a place you don't need to walk. Yeah, exactly. I mean, all you need to do is get yourself, you know, a Middle Eastern chick that has a lot of money and has like fucking a Mercedes Benz or two and you can make believe you're Persian and you can just go, fuck you, I am Persian. Well, I've been on middleeasternchick.org trying, I made a profile trying to find someone, but, so, You're not hairy enough. Let me wrap this, let me wrap this little thing about the Mayweather fight. So in addition to all this, right, he, he banned two female journalists, Rachel Nichols, of CNN, and Michelle Beadle, of HBO, for pointing out that Mayweather's history of domestic violence. So this motherfucker not only makes 180 million dollars, but he's got the power and the right to, you know, prevent the press, not just the press, but two female journalists from being, But he's got, He's ridiculous. I'm just looking at his history. What? Go ahead. He's beat the shit out of many women. Yeah, but he's got, he's got, he's got the power to beat up women. He's beaten up a lot of women. Yeah, many women. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, if he wants to beat up women, how come he doesn't want to fight Pacquiao? The guy ran around like, you know, any guy, you know, look at him, he wants to punch women and he doesn't want to fight them. Well, that's the problem. That's the problem. Somebody should have told Pacquiao to wear a wig. You know what I mean? Exactly. And then, and then we would have had a right, a good fight. Who knew? Yeah. You know, you look at the NFL, you look at Major League Baseball, okay, it's a league. It's, there's uniformity, okay? Every team needs the same uniform. Your field needs to be the same dimensions. You're all playing by the same rule book. You use the same regulation baseballs, the same regulation bat. The same regulation steroids. Exactly. But I'm saying the problem with boxing is it's the wild west. Yeah. It's, you know, everyone's off doing what, whatever they want to do. Yeah. Each state has their own rules. It's not a sport. It's not a real sport. It's not a sport. It's not a sport. It's not a sport. It's not a sport. It's not a real sport anymore. Nah. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a clown show is what it is. There's a story here that says, It's ridiculous. It's a story here that says, It's totally fixed. It says that he's the highest paid athlete in sports, and he collected $41.5 million in September 13th for his victory over Saul Alvarez. And he once posted online an ATM receipt that indicated his account balance of $123 million. First of all, can I just tell you something? What a dick. I'm going to tell you something. Yeah. If you have an ATM receipt, right, that has a balance of $120 million, that right there constitutes you to be the captain of the retarded fucking team of the planet. Because if you have $120 million in your basic bank account, that means you're getting point pubic hair percent on your fucking interest on your money. If you're a real smart motherfucker, you'd have maybe $3,000 in your bank account, and the rest of that shit invested in fucking variable rate stocks. Dude, he's going to be on. He doesn't know how to read. He doesn't know how to read, so he's not a smart person. He's gross. And he, I mean, America loves a shit show. Yeah. I mean, what's the difference between him and the Kardashians? What's the difference? Exactly. Well, for one thing, for one thing, the Kardashians can dance better. And for the other, Kim Kardashian has a big ass fucking booty, and he doesn't have that. Okay. I don't know. I saw him dance like a fucking like a ballet ballerina in the boxing match. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know, man. I saw, I saw a really good dance job. Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm with you. It's a bunch of bullshit. Anyway, so I was thinking about you today, not only because I owe you a call, but I saw this, this poster for, for a rap contest that they're having. It's only a $25 fucking fee to get in. And I thought, fuck man, Simon, wouldn't it be cool if you were down here? Dude, I just won, two weeks ago, I just won a, at the, I just won a freestyle rap battle they did after a stand up comedy show. Yeah. We called up a bunch of people. I just won a freestyle rap battle. Congratulations. What'd you win? What'd you win? An ace bandage? What? I said, what did you win? An ace bandage? Yeah, no, I won 10 bucks. There's all those years that, all that talent put to good use. Dude, dude, take those $10, take those $10, get on the Pacific Sun goal liner, or whatever the fuck it's called on Amtrak. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. You can take the Amtrak, come down here, pay 25, I'll, I'll spot you to $25 to do the rap contest. I think it's a $200, You're gonna sponsor me like Burger King sponsors Mayweather? You've got five minutes. Hey, so, so listen man, we're coming, we're coming down on the, on the show. I just wanted to say, yo, thank you for calling me man. Thank you for calling us, and, and the show. We miss you. Yeah. Yeah, well, I miss you too. 100th episode. Did you like the Silver Skies page yet or what? He's liked it. Hey, by the way, if you're listening to the show, man, we have a movie that we produced and Rosemary directed and all that other stuff. We have a Facebook page. Make sure that you go to Facebook and you like the page. Silver Skies. I got my girlfriend to like it also. Good. Get everybody to like it. I just hope she likes me. Go to Facebook.com and search Silver Skies the movie. She'll like you when she sees you arresting the bad guy in Silver Skies. I got a big laugh in the theater when we watched it. That's right. Before you go, let me just tell you this. In California, a judge ordered a judge in California ordered California to pay for an inmate's sex change operation. Why? Because, I mean, a federal judge in San Francisco has ordered California to pay for a sex change operation for a biologically male prisoner that could cost as much as $100,000. U.S. District Court Judge John Tiger ruled Thursday that Michelle Lyle B. Norsworthy, who was born Jeffrey Brian Norsworthy, should undergo gender reassignment surgery at the state's expense to ensure her constitutional rights are met. That's why. To ensure her constitutional rights are met. Yeah. No, well, actually, that's actually one of the founding principles when they wrote the Constitution. Yeah. Really, if you think about it, if you study the history, I think it was Thomas Jefferson that was really a big proponent of transsexuals. Yeah, as transgenderism. He was a big... Jefferson, Samuel Adams, they were a big... That was one of the main reasons they fought the British. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had to do with taxes, but it really had to do with being able to get your dick chopped off. Exactly. So, yeah, Norsworthy has been in prison since 87 and is serving 17 years to life for the 1985 shooting death of an acquaintance, according to the Orange County Register newspaper. See, my thing is, if you're doing 17 years to life, you don't need to change your gender. You just suck dick. You have all the big, burly black dudes in prison. You make friends. You make friends. You get cigarettes out of the deal. Exactly. You get a nice carton out of the deal. It could be like the cop who's suing Starbucks, the North Carolina cop who's suing Starbucks because the coffee lid came off his Starbucks cup and burned him. A free coffee. A free coffee that they gave this cop. Yeah, Starbucks gave this cop free coffee. But he... Wait, I just lost it. But, so, it burned his groin. Yeah. And he sued them for... $75,000. Because his wife had lost her intimate partner. Ah. Yes. Mm-hmm. No, I hear you. And for $75,000, you can get a really nice intimate partner online these days. Yeah. Yeah. But it says they're seeking $750,000 to cover the cost of the legal and medical fees and damages. Oh, $750,000. I thought it was $75,000. No. Well, you know, I think it's a really... It's a message out there for a lot of the youth that want gender reassignment surgery. Exactly. That's why I brought... Don't save your money. Don't save your money. Go to Starbucks. Go to Starbucks. Get a free cup of coffee. Find the acquaintance. Kill them. Yeah. Go to Starbucks. Get a free cup of fucking coffee while you're at it. Get a fucking 20, a Benti, hot black coffee. Tell the woman... Tell the barista to lightly put the cap on and then just squeeze the fucking cup when you're fucked when she gives it to you and let the hot shit fall on your lap and then your cock will automatically disappear and there you go. You can save the rest of us all your fucking... They call that the Puerto Rican... The Puerto Rican... The Puerto Rican... The Puerto Rican... Sex change. Yeah, exactly. It'll be a fucking Puerto Rican sex change operation. There you go. Hey, while we're at it, we're almost done, but here, while you're at it, you want to hear some bizarre lawsuit? Yeah. So a Utah woman has been cleared to sue herself for killing her husband in a car accident, right? Barbara Bagley accuses herself of negligence in the 2011 rollover of the family's Range Rover. According... The court ruled that Bagley, as the representative of her husband's estate, can sue Bagley as the driver so she can seek insurance damages and... So she can seek insurance damages. Big up for the fucking... For the legal system in America, man. Big up for anybody who wants to chop their cock off. Big up if you get a free cup of coffee and you're a fucking police officer. Get $750,000, man. You should really talk about that Vice show that we saw about the gay... the homosexuals in Iran. That's actually a really interesting show. You should bring that up. That's a good one. Bring that up next time. So we're wrapping this up. Oh, how they're forcing them to do... No, no, no, no. Yeah, they're forcing them to do sex change operations. Well, it's illegal to be gay in Iran. But it's not illegal to be a transgendered person. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. What they're saying is if you're a man and you want a man, you have to change your fucking sexual orientation so that now you're a woman. So they're actually forcing you for a sex reassignment surgery. I have a good idea. Why don't we give nuclear weapons to these people? That's a great plan. Bingo. I know, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's great. Why don't we... Let's give them some nukes. That's great. Give them some nukes. We should do a little plug for Vice, though. Listen, you know, Vice is a good show. That's a show on HBO. So, yo, thank you for calling us, Simon. Love you, man. I'll give you a call at, you know, when that 100 episode is coming up. Yeah, I can't wait to get down there and get back in the mix with you guys. Yeah, well, technically we can record the 100 episode. It doesn't have to be live, so it doesn't matter. So I'll call you this week. We'll talk. All right, sounds good. All right, peace. Take care, Simon. So that concludes another wonderful episode of Nestorius Public Radio. I want you to know that if you're out there in Skid Row Studioville or in iTunes land, you need to go and tell your friends. Tell two friends and have them tell two friends and have those two friends tell another two friends. So to go to iTunes and search the podcast section for Nestorius Public Radio and tell them to not only subscribe, but tell them to leave a review and tell them to put a three or four or five star rating. Five stars. Five star rating, but you know, I want you to just, you know, feel like you're saying something. Three, four, or five star rating. Take a screen grab of that shit and email it to me at Nestorius at Yahoo.com and I'm going to get some shirts out to you. All right, just do that. 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