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talking on us hey hi hey hi welcome to the love fight good afternoon good morning and good evening fuck yeah or wherever whenever you're tuning into this shit I'm Insidious Muse and I'm Service Slut and we have a a full studio and there's and there's no special wow I've decided I've decided that I want them to be my best friends yay I'm sorry they make me laugh they're fantastic and I love them so much let's talk about that it's a good thing that was slightly scary and I liked it we well and and it's very kind of you to sit next to Nancy who has she has a a hate of the penis so she's got some beautiful breasts instead oh cool awesome awesome I'm so glad she's a breast buffer here you go don't look at their penis let's avoid the penis oh trust me I'm not looking at their penis and they have a a fear of lady bits it's true I find them terrifying they do you know what I've heard that from many men you know like I can look at them I'm okay with them medically they're interesting and fascinating but all together don't want to associate with them I'm okay you don't have to talk to them does it bother you that like the juices are internal that is part of it is that part of it does it bother you whereas you know like everything's kind of out in the open like you think the penis is honest the penis is being a truthful thing and the vagina is a lying you know snake in the grass exactly you understand me I don't feel that my vagina is a lying snake in the grass nor is it you know like a dried up sand pit with teeth as you like to call it that's because your vagina is a sand pit he's been in the wrong vaginas that they're dried up sand pits with teeth he keeps calling like Frank likes to call me a sarlacc and if oh my that's for those people that don't know that's the big sand pit with teeth in Star Wars pure geek you know like I almost made shirts when we went to see Star Wars live for all the girls and saying with my sarlacc but it was a little terrible yeah it would have been a bit obscure well let me to because to speak to Francisco yes of course to speak to Francisco's point that the penis is honest and the vagina is a lying snake in the grass I can see some validity to this because when you see when you see a penis it's there and if it's erect hey that's it that's what you got there's no more there's no more magic but you don't know the magic of the vagina until you get inside of it you make it sound like the closet to Narnia it is it is sometimes you come out and there's the ice queen and you're fucking like that's not good and then sometimes it's just nice and warm and it's a coat winter is coming yes and just so you all know we're with the kids from awkward conversations just in case you didn't guess that quite yet and we're gonna be on their show in January yay we're so excited to have you on just to put names to voices I'm Francisco Calderon aka Cuddles the Sociopath disgusting as you might have guessed he doesn't cuddle vaginas I am Anastasia Washington aka Psycho Fembot and I am Frank Bennington aka Bad Touch Bat Boy Bad Touch Bat Boy he lives up to his name and we have another person who's not actually on the show but we're going to bring her in because that's what we're doing well if she wants to if she wants to hi my name is Kit I'm not actually associated with awkward conversations Kit is only associated with me but you are missing but you have a vagina not you Kit has a vagina yes absolutely it's in the case here awesome you guys are missing a host we're gonna have to we're gonna have to we're gonna have to we're gonna have to we're gonna have to we are missing someone yes we are missing Rachel Rachel unfortunately had something else that she had to do today she was scared she was preoccupied by her fear of vaginas and penises she's afraid of both?
yeah she's I don't know I don't know we'll have to discuss this when we go on your show in January yeah apparently the awkward conversations will be about vaginas and penises well that's usually what it's about usually yeah well I like the video games I like the video games I got to know Anastasia what is because that's fun right there you're a busty you're a busty girl I'm black Irish so I got booty and boobies what are your Stacy what are your measurements actually she's like really you got them off the top of your head I know you do I'm a plus-sized model I know everything I don't want to what is your bust measurement you want to know my bra size yeah well technically just sit down Double X.
Double A.
36 I.
36 I.
They do.
But I never wear that because it freaking doesn't exist in the world.
So I will stuff myself into a kind of bra.
Yeah, like I will look at a Frederick's bra and go, that's pretty.
How much of it can it fit in my bra?
Is it not cheaper to just get two burlap sacks then?
But it just gives you no support.
Let's just back them up.
I mean, let's say you have a 10-inch dick.
Let's say your schlong was 10 inches.
I do.
You're going to put it in Hanes.
No.
Or you're going to go with the boxers.
We're going to hang low.
That's going to be some silk boxers.
That's what you're saying.
Well, then you're just jizzing everywhere, let's be honest.
Boxer briefs.
It's got to be a boxer brief.
Boxers and boxer briefs.
No, just boxer briefs.
Actually, all sorts of underwear.
Because it just makes everybody's butt look just...
It's my fetish.
The boxer briefs are fantastic, but there is something to be said about boxers.
Wait, honestly.
Did we just brush over the facts that he uncovered one of his fetishes?
Yeah, no, that's totally my major fetish.
Underwear.
Men's underwear.
Jock straps.
All of them.
Jock straps, especially sports gear.
Santa.
Like around there.
Santa.
Santa?
Santa underwear?
No, Santa.
I don't know why.
The idea of an older, burly man who cubs a deer on his...
Oh my God, have you ever acted out this fetish?
It's crazy.
So if anybody knows him, you might want to consider this as some sort of a rape fantasy role play.
Yes, yes, that as well.
In the future.
Do you have no age cap on your sexual...
It is the season for rape fantasies.
Isn't it though?
It is the season.
Are you naughty or nice?
You have an age cap.
Here's some coal for your stocking.
Stop being uncomfortable.
You look uncomfortable.
I'm not uncomfortable.
No, I just said, I said, he has no age cap.
They're like rapid fire.
You know what?
I go in every once in a while.
Ah.
And then you come in with like a zinger, huh?
Yeah, you're that guy.
I know exactly what you're saying.
Unfortunately, me and Stacey dominate a lot of conversations.
We like to be dominant.
Funny because she dominates the fuck out of me.
That was a sex reference.
That was sex, you know.
Yes, thank you.
That was sex, you know.
I couldn't tell.
It went right out of my head.
Wait, I had a question.
The question.
I had a question.
I mean, I gotta, I mean, cause I mean with, with tits like that, what have you had between them?
I just gotta know.
I mean, I am the queen of the titty fuck.
Have you ever had paizooty?
Ever titty fucked?
Yeah.
Of course.
Oh my God.
That's like my signature thing.
I can't look at her tits and not think, oh my God, I'm going to titty fuck that.
I mean, let's be honest.
Wait, what was the new, what was the new term for it?
Bombay roll?
Oh, Bombay roll is the English.
It's a French fetish word, I believe.
Oh.
Hey, does that sound better?
Like, hey honey, do you want a Bombay roll tonight?
I've always known it as a paizooty, which is the definition.
No, no, the answer is, what the fuck do I get out of that?
That's my answer every single time.
What the fuck do I get out of this?
But that's, that's, that's your answer though, because you're, you're, you're a top, you're a dominant.
Right.
You know, why would, if you did do that.
Why would I ever do that?
Sometimes being used is fun.
Yeah.
If you're on my end though.
Yeah.
See, here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
I'm getting no pleasure from a dick sliding in between my tits at all.
Now, if I want to be used when someone's fucking the shit out of me, yes, that's enjoyable.
Well, here's the thing.
Like, I can totally see the sensations of it as well.
Like, if a guy takes his dick and like puts it between someone's ass and like the sensation of it moving, it's the feeling.
It's, it may not be going in, but it's still hot.
Pause.
All right.
You need to be titty fucked.
And then you'll know what I'm talking about.
I like it.
I like it.
You know, take whatever you got and just push it together.
I like it.
Take a skin fold and force it together.
It feels good.
Oh yeah.
My whole body is very sensitive.
I like, I like, I like very sensitive titties, you know, like always people, people are always like rubbing them and I'm like, please don't wake them up.
Cause they're just going to be like, and I feel like it's fun.
I don't know.
Like, I like to try to be, try to be dominated.
It's fun.
Um, but I'm very dominant.
So if somebody tried like attempts to dominate me or dominates me a little bit, I find it attractive because you've slightly dominated me.
Want to turn it on?
And it's really hard.
Slapper.
Oh.
It's like, it's really.
Yeah.
But usually like with my ex-boyfriend, I usually like he would slap me and stuff, but like, but usually it would just turn on my dominance and then I would slap him until he was like giggling like a school girl.
Slapper.
It was just the way it was.
Slappy fist.
I like the things that we're learning about.
We're very open.
I want to take you guys on a field trip to the dungeon.
You guys should totally come to the dungeon.
Yeah.
I haven't been to the dungeon.
What's the dungeon?
I will go into the dungeon, but I don't know if I like the idea of winning.
I don't like women being there.
Yes, there's a lot of women and often they're naked.
Well, but no, no, no, no, no.
If we, if we take them to one of the femdom nights, then there will be more men naked than women.
There will be more naked men than women.
That would be really entertaining to watch.
I feel like this should be a crossover field trip.
I'd like this idea.
I'm really up for this.
This is cool.
I think this needs total journalism.
Frank, do you have a feeling?
Date?
Frank, do you have any feelings?
I am okay with cross-dressing field trips.
I don't think so.
Cross-dressing.
No, no, no, no.
But sure.
We totally said cross-dressing field trips.
Oh, cross-dressing?
Okay, cool.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
This sounds amazing.
I can get him to wear my heels.
Lady Gaga heels you're going to be wearing.
Yes.
I've done it before.
I have pictures.
No, I don't.
I think this is the best idea ever.
This is fantastic.
I love bringing vanillas.
Well, but they're not vanilla.
They're not vanilla.
They're not vanilla.
To dungeons.
We're vanilla-esque, I guess.
Educating.
You're caramel.
I'm caramel.
I'm cafe au lait.
You're just talking about my race.
We love race play, though.
We do love race play.
We do.
What's race play?
What does that mean?
Yeah, go on.
Oh, race play is when, you know, you utilize something that might necessarily, might be considered a prejudice or racist, but it's enjoyable and playful.
So, for example, Nancy is pure Mexican, and I'm pure fucking white, and we do a lot of things.
Like, I call her my dirty fucking Mexican, and she cleans things, and I was like, oh, God, that's all you're fucking good for, you little Mexican bitch, and all of that kind of stuff.
A lot of race play.
And we've done it with people that are Jewish and black and Middle Eastern and whatever it is.
Do you do your accounting?
No, we just call them, like, filthy Jewish whores and, like, you know, well, if we were playing Monopoly.
There you go.
And it was one of those, it was one of those, well, what's the Jew doing?
Because if we do that, then we'll be rich.
My entire humor base.
Yeah, so it's basically us hanging out.
I say the most racist, horrible things in the world, and it's hilarious.
Well, you can just say it's race play, and you can say it's fetish.
Don't judge my fetishes.
It's race play.
Don't judge my fetishes.
That's true.
But I was doing that at a party last night.
You know, like, me and my sister were there with a whole bunch of white people, and we decided to just be, like, black today.
Because we could choose.
We could choose.
Because we are.
That's so unfair.
And we decided to, like.
I want to choose to be black.
You and I are about the same color.
I want to choose to be black.
I know, but I am.
That's it.
I'm black.
So, like, I decided to, like, we decided to mess with the white people.
But then we got to a point where we were taking, like, saying black jokes when they couldn't do it, but they were still laughing and doing all this stuff.
And then at one point, I was like, but you know what?
We have to calm down because white people are more dangerous than black people or minorities.
I would rather be killed by a minority because they'll, like, shoot you or stab you.
White people will keep you in, like, basements and skin you and, like, eat you.
Like, I would rather you just shoot me than, like, you know, make me.
Have your babies while you skin me alive.
And, like, they have way too much time on their life.
On top of that, they can actually afford the lawyers to get away with it.
They can.
They can.
They are the lawyers.
It's a joke.
Well, Jews are.
Whatever.
Jews and English.
What do you think of that?
Lasist.
Well, yeah.
So, basically, that's our humor.
Like, we do that.
Yeah.
I mean, Rachel liked to use words like coon.
See, I.
Oh, no.
We do it like this.
We're like, you know what?
I saw.
Like, instead of saying a record.
I'm so white.
I'm offended.
He'd be like, there was some coons in my trash can the other day.
And I was like, what am I going to do about my coon baby problem?
One of my favorite greetings to a person when I haven't seen them in a while is to go up and go, I haven't seen you in a coon's age.
You know what's best is the delivery of that.
It's not like he's doing it all southern like Anastasia did.
Like, I haven't seen you in a coon's age.
No.
He's like, I haven't seen you in a coon's age.
I'm from England.
I've seen fucking Mr. Peanut to walk out with a goddamn monocle.
Yes.
That's your other finish.
Monocles.
Monocles.
Eye patches.
Awesome.
Eye patches are also extremely hot.
I thought it was going to be the Mr. Peanut guy.
Peanuts.
It's also the Big Mac man.
Or Big Nuts.
Peanuts.
Oh, my God.
It could be a cashew.
It can be a pecan.
Not a macadamian.
Not a macadamian.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
You know what?
Because you don't like big nuts, do you?
You want little nuts.
Actually, no.
I do like.
Okay.
Then you want Brazil nuts.
I want to know more about your fetishes.
Me.
I want to know more.
I'm both dirty and very vanilla.
I like to just cuddle and make out normally, but I also am into things like ribbing.
I'm into some dominance, bondage, underwear, role play.
Oh, please tell us.
Like what kind of role play?
Yes, like what kind?
Of course, anything like uniforms is immediately hot.
Oh, yes.
Right.
Anything uniform.
Like, oh, like that.
Well, some clothing.
The guy on OkCupid is a cop, by the way.
Oh.
Side note.
Okay.
Tell me about him.
Yes, please.
I don't know.
I'm the type of person that goes, that I'll try everything once or twice.
So, I'm open to most things.
Though, I guess there is some things that I've like cut off.
Like what?
Scat, butt play.
Okay, I'm with you on scat, but blood play is beautiful.
Really?
No.
See, I'm not big here.
Is it that you're squeamish?
No, because like I'm fine with like medical stuff too.
Not medical play in my case.
That's the third one.
But like medical stuff in general is fine with me.
I can watch documentaries on shit and not be squeamish at all.
I don't know.
The blood play in general just doesn't appeal to me.
That's cool.
Yeah, I get you.
Doesn't have to.
You don't have the vampire thing.
But everything else, I'm why not once or twice.
We'll see.
Well, what about you, Anastasia?
I have the try anything twice rule.
But.
I guess I.
Do you have the try anybody twice rule?
Because I have questions about that.
No, I don't.
Like if you fail to impress the first time, I'm probably.
I'm kind of very.
Would you say I'm kind of mannish?
Yeah.
I say that all the time.
I say I'm mannish all the time.
I'm very mannish about things.
But I'm pretty vanilla, I guess.
But I do like spanking and slapping and biting and dressing up.
So those are vanilla, right?
Yeah.
I think those are vanilla.
I think the term vanilla has altered.
I think you can talk about 50 shades or whatever.
But I think the term vanilla has definitely changed.
I haven't read that.
It definitely has changed throughout society.
I mean, it depends on the time and place what vanilla really is.
Well, yeah.
Vanilla in America is going to be very different from vanilla in Europe.
And like, yeah, Germany or something.
Yeah.
Exactly.
But yeah, like I totally love dressing up and doing role playing and all that stuff.
That stuff I love.
Have you ever done Little Bo Peep?
And you know what the sad thing is that the guys I've dated have been like, I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Just dress up like Leia.
That's like the boring role playing.
That's really boring.
Is there anything else?
And you're like, I guess.
I just like you naked.
Well, like, how about like, and I'll be like, well, you're going to be Wolverine.
And we're going to find somebody that will be taken.
And, you know, or my ex-boyfriend, when we were dating, shaved his head.
And I was like, well, I hate that.
But you do look like Crumb from Harry Potter.
So we're doing Harry Potter.
We're doing Hermione.
And Crumb.
And who was the seeker?
Uh-huh.
And what was the seeker?
He was finding the snitch.
But you know what?
That was actually.
Yes.
The Crumb thing I thought was going to be so attractive.
I thought it was going to be so hot.
But like when you, when you know the character and when he does it accurately, it's really like just a silent like.
He's just like a, I am man.
You just want to get him.
I don't know.
Like.
I thought I did.
And then I was like, well, no.
No, no.
You're a caveman who at least finger paints.
Yes, I can.
Talk better than this.
What's he using as paint?
I actually, I totally, I just had this discussion with my friends.
Do you like food play?
I like food play.
Not really, actually.
I think it's a little sticky.
It's fantastic.
I mean, I can get into it, but I have to be in the mood and I have to put down some coverage first.
Exactly.
Tarts.
No.
You're thinking it way too much.
I used to love Naked Baking Day.
I would just like text.
Oh, well, that's weird.
Just like the guy I'm dating.
Like, hey, Naked Baking Day.
And he would just rush over and I'd be completely naked.
You don't want to fry up some bacon that day.
Or wearing just an apron.
Oh, you know what?
I have had some accidents.
My crutches.
Oh, crutches.
I don't want to do it.
Well, wait.
Wait.
What about Frank?
Because he's so quiet.
I want to know.
Frank's actually the dirtiest of all of us.
He is.
This is what I suspect.
I actually shared quite a few fetishes with him.
I have.
Just get it close.
Oh, okay.
I have an underwear fetish.
Especially jock straps.
Agree.
I have an underwear fetish.
I have an underwear fetish and an underwear fetish.
I like taking nipple play.
I kind of don't like admitting this, but married men.
No.
Straight men, married men, that kind of play.
Hot.
I know a few for you.
That is one of my all-time favorite things to do.
I love tossing salad.
What else?
I don't know.
I think that's it.
Being a slut.
Doesn't everybody?
That's totally yours.
Maybe.
Totally yours.
Being a contemporary slut.
No, I'm pretty vanilla.
I don't.
There's a few things that I am.
I think they're the bigger slut.
I'm actually kind of got the Catholic guilt, so I'm pretty.
But see, men are always the bigger slut.
I'm admittedly probably the biggest slut here.
Really?
I'm a terrible person.
I went through a phase.
I went through a phase where I was fucking people every which way, sometimes three different people a day.
That was a horrible person.
See, if people actually knew my number, they're always like, what?
What?
Off the air, we'll talk numbers.
It's very low, actually, because I'm very picky.
I thought mine was super high, and then I started talking to my whore friends, and I was like, wow, I'm like a fucking virgin.
Fuck you, people.
I feel like when people, I'm very open about stuff, and when I'm in a relationship, I am a freak.
You're a slut for the person I'm with.
I'm with you, same thing.
I will do anything.
I will do anything, anywhere, anytime.
We probably have more sex than these whores, but with the same people.
That's weird.
Well, I don't know.
It's just something about it.
Just being committed to somebody, you can do anything.
I have to actually say that now, after I've burned through most of my slut phase, I'm now in the phase where I just want to find someone to just be with, just settle down with.
Cuddles?
Yeah, cuddles with.
To cuddle to death, and then you can be all warm and fuzzy, and people can mock you for your sappiness.
And then I can slap the shit out of him.
Yup.
Yup.
I do that, too.
I do that.
Slap them, smack their ass.
I can't wait till your Facebook statuses are all like, I love him so much, guess where we're going for New Year's.
You don't know me well enough.
All of my Facebook statuses when I get in a relationship will be, I fucking hate this person.
You think that.
You think that.
You're going to get a really sad picture.
It won't be like that, just so you know.
Oh, stop it.
None of my Facebook statuses have been anything like that, by the way.
Ever.
I feel some tension.
Just do one now.
Is there a bit of sexual tension between the two of you?
I'm sorry?
Is there a bit of sexual?
I feel some sexual tension between the two of you.
Okay, so here's the deal.
I'm a bitter, cynical bitch.
Oh, no, yeah.
This is me.
And I was like, you know, I'm never going to fall in love again, and I'm all fucked over, and I'm fucked up in the head, and then I did, I fell in love.
And like, you know, I'm like madly in love, and blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like all sappy, and she'll see me do the sappy looks when I'm texting him, and I'll be like, no, he just texted me, or whatever.
And then I'll say sappy shit, and she mocks the fucking shit out of me for it.
Because of it.
And then she'll say things that she claims she didn't mean to say.
No, no, that was, I didn't, you know, a little Freudian slip.
I saw a little bit of defense there.
Yeah, just a little bit.
I won't say what it was out of, you know, respect for your privacy, but just saying.
And if you do, we'll talk about Frank's penis injury.
Oh, I will.
Before we get into penis injuries, I do have to turn the tables on you guys, actually.
Oh, yeah, I threw you under the bus.
What are your submissions?
Oh, my God.
They're so numerous.
We'll choose the top five, or predominant ones.
Yours are easy.
I have to think about mine.
Okay.
Top five, easily humiliation and degradation.
I'm going to combine both of those.
That could actually be really hot in some situations.
I like it to certain degrees.
Yeah.
I like it to, like, the nth degree.
Can't get enough of that shit.
In fact, I'm really wishing for, like, a day-long, like, I'm going to start throwing stuff.
I'm going to throw you into that shit.
Oh, ring it.
See, I think I would get violent if somebody tried to humiliate me, because I already, like, if somebody just, like, tries to say something to me, I'm like, fucking bitch, I'm going to kill you.
Will you clean my apartment if I throw things at you?
Don't replace me.
That's hurtful.
You live two hours away.
She calls me Rosario.
No, I call her Rosa whatever, because I can never remember.
Is it Rosario?
Is it Rosalinda?
I just, and every so often, I'm all, Rosa, Linda.
What the fuck is her name?
I'll just do that all the time.
It's a Will and Grace play.
Yeah, totally, totally.
So, and then pet play.
That's, that's.
Very interesting.
Nice.
What's pet play?
You dress up like a pet, like you're someone's dog or cat or whatever, and then you get treated or used as the animal.
So it's not, like, fluffy, but kind of.
And you eat out of a bowl and all that fun stuff.
Right.
Very, very different from, like, you know, furries.
Pony purring.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very different from that.
Although with us, you know, there's rarely ever, like, any dressing up that's more just, like, natural.
She's usually naked.
Just being in the mood.
And the color.
And the pores and shit.
Okay.
So, wait, was that, that was never true.
But she's got a germ thing, so I put rubber, plastic gloves on her.
I'm really nice.
Oh, that's cute.
That's so nice of you.
I'm really, I'm very kind.
That's, like, the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
I'm the kindest sadist you've ever met.
So there's that, and then there's, I definitely, I like, I like the bondage.
I do.
I do.
Yeah, I'd like that more.
And then, because it's all nice and, you know, all, like, snuggling and stuff.
Oh, mummification, fuck yes.
Really?
Really?
Which I would, I would put on.
See, here's the interesting thing is, I mean, you've got all these things.
There's so many things that I like that I put under a larger umbrella.
Like, humiliation is a very large umbrella for me.
And under that, I would put the pet play, cuckolding.
That goes under humiliation for me, which I'm way fucking into.
But mummification, restraints, bondage, that's all in the same category.
You're right.
You're right.
Impact play for me.
I fucking love impact play.
Impact play?
You know, spanking, slogging.
Oh, yeah.
He said that.
You hit somebody with impact.
Oh, just normal.
Velocity play.
I'm trying to use the broadest category so I can put all of my things in.
Okay, I see.
And then, I like CBT, which is cock and ball torture.
I really enjoy that.
That's a lot of fun.
I've actually seen some really interesting techniques with that, especially in rope bondage.
Yes.
It's like, oh my God.
Yes.
It's very nice.
It's very enjoyable.
Yeah.
Yes.
And, yeah.
And the service.
The service is also kind of one of my fetishes.
It's a lot of just...
It's a lot of, you know, putting her up on this awesome pedestal.
Foot worship and worship in general.
I enjoy receiving worship.
I would hope.
Oh.
Because I would say, you know, there's foot worship, which is receiving, which is fantastic, but there's so many other kinds of worship.
You can have pussy worship and ass worship and just me worship, which I like.
Can I just have personality worship?
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
Do you have a better personality to worship?
Um, shush.
There are lesser gods.
He can just be a lesser god.
How's that?
I'm Marcus.
Little G.
Sorry, you have a miss.
I'm not Marcus.
So that kind of...
Marcus doesn't sit in the corner reading a book at a party.
Marcus is Marcus.
Marcus does not read books.
He's the one who's writing.
He gets a shot.
It's me, motherfucker.
I get crunk.
That was beautiful.
These kids are so much fun.
These kids.
We need to see them intoxicated.
Oh, God.
We need to see them at a dungeon.
At a dungeon, intoxicated, and at karaoke.
These things.
Actually, all three of those are here.
All three of those things.
Oh, fuck.
That's right.
That's what happened.
We can do two in one.
We can get drunk and do karaoke all together.
That's the easiest.
Just pop that right out.
I'm okay with that.
We should do porn star karaoke and mess with the porn star.
Oh, please.
I'm trying to hunt down a porn star.
Oh, that.
I've been there.
Is it fun?
It's okay.
There's a better karaoke place.
It's in Culver City.
I would recommend it.
But are there porn stars?
No, but the problem is...
There's fucking hot messes.
Like nobody's business.
I know.
Like that one guy that was at the convention that was a porn star.
I was like...
Yeah, some of them look like they have diseases.
It's not impressive.
No.
No, don't.
And plus, well, I don't know.
Maybe because I'm getting older, sometimes I look at them and I'm like, oh, your life is like sad.
Especially when I was working at Hustler, like, I'm just like, oh, this is your child and you're bringing them here for your premiere.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
That's super.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
That's special.
What do you think?
I always wanted to learn more about, I mean, how...
Everything and anything.
Let me rephrase that.
You know, as it comes to like, you know, sexual experiences, what's that one thing that you've kind of been like on the back burner, but that you kind of always been curious about and wanted to expand on?
Probably my case.
I would like to learn more about bondage in general, leather and rope.
I haven't done much leather.
We know people that we can hook up with.
I would love you.
This is how it's fantastic.
Other than that, do you know what?
Just...
Roll with punches.
See what happens.
Hmm.
Well, then.
So punches.
You're into punches.
Good to know.
I'm into punching, I guess.
You're into punching?
Oh, my God.
Wait, I forgot to put that on my list.
That's part of impact for me.
Wait, no, no, no.
I forgot to put the other one on my list.
The other two.
Number one, fisting.
Not being, but actually.
Oh, actually doing it.
She's a fisting top.
I like doing this.
You like, oh, okay.
And then pegging.
There's nothing more exciting than taking a boy's ass and putting it onto his hips and just letting him know.
What the fuck?
I love pegging so much.
No, that's the whole dominance thing.
See, that's the thing.
I'm not dominant, like, at all.
But that's how you express it.
Is it?
No, it's...
It's like for her, it's a very fucked up psychological thing.
For her, it's like, it's a very anti-male.
Oh.
That's her pegging.
Her pegging comes from a very different place than my pegging.
It's very different.
Mine comes from...
She has to be there to kind of...
Mine comes from dominance, and it's about, you are my bitch, and you're just gonna, you're going to acquiesce to me in every way.
Okay.
And this way, you're going to...
Okay.
And this way, you're giving me your ass, and especially, usually, it's with straight guys.
Actually, it's always been with straight guys.
Oh.
So, but for her, she, it's an aggression, and it's a nugget that she covers over all of these ponies and these happy rainbows and this bullshit.
But it's down there, and it's dark, and it's deep, and I...
Oh.
She will go too far if she doesn't have somebody to stop her.
That sounds crazy.
Now, I have to ask you back on to your pegging.
Now, you said that you've never done it to a gay guy, but not that I'm putting it out there.
But if you did it to a gay guy...
Would that add an extra spice to it?
It would be awesome, because I could probably use, like, a really big dildo.
Probably.
Probably.
No pussyfooting around.
Because you're a bottom, right?
I'm mostly top now, yeah.
I'm mostly top now.
Yeah, I used to be bottom.
You used to be lazy.
Yeah, I used to be lazy.
Would you like to peg...
Do you want to peg him?
Sure.
Um, I'm...
Oh, I'm okay.
You sure?
See, that's the difference.
I even had the dildo picked out.
I'll break your ass, and she won't.
I'm okay.
No, she gets violent.
It's interesting.
Come on, Cisco.
Just let him do it.
I'm fine.
He already has a crack in it.
Wow.
Interesting.
She has duct tape for that.
That's nice.
I have a lot of that.
A lot of duct tape.
Duct tape.
It's pretty, too.
Do you have different colors?
I have lots of colors.
I actually have somebody who's looking for Wonder Woman duct tape for me, but can't find it.
I found Spider-Man the other day, and I said that's a lot closer, but it's still Marvel.
We need to find some DC Wonder Woman shit.
It needs to happen.
Oh.
Oh.
Sorry.
My comic book geek.
My comic book geek just showed.
Yeah.
It's okay.
I accept you for who you are.
I guess, like, Stacy, the question, I guess, applies to you.
I'm just a Marvel girl.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, I am mostly Marvel.
I'm not going to lie.
What's wrong with you people?
Don't you have any respect for women?
You can't have a problem with Batman.
I mean, Batman respects forever.
I don't know.
I really do like guys a lot.
I've had a Wonder Woman thing my whole life.
My whole life.
I'm a little bit of all comics.
I don't really choose any camp.
I'm Sweden.
Although I like Loki.
I like the bad guys in Marvel.
I'm getting into DC for him.
The bad guys in Marvel are good.
They're really, they have a lot of depth to them, which I enjoy.
You missed out.
I had my Avengers PJ set on earlier this morning.
I should have worn that today.
Sorry.
That's a fetish, too.
Win.
Yes.
Comic books or Avengers PJs?
Avengers PJs and comics.
Screw me.
First for me.
Marvel.
Nerdiness is a fetish I find extremely hot, actually.
Nerdy is when you're black.
Yeah, so hot.
Well, I'm a sapiosexual, so an intelligence, it means I have a fetish for intelligent people.
Intelligence is, that's it.
I mean, you can actually.
That's sexy.
People have.
I've looked at some of the people that I've gone out with and like, you're dating him and I'm like, yeah, he's really smart.
That's so hot.
Really, like it totally gets me.
Like, it gets me.
Like a really smart person.
And I like that because I have, I have that kind of too, but, but I think it has, comes from a point of, I want to be dominant, dominated, but I've, I'm very dominant.
So like if I have, if I'm around a stupid guy, I will manipulate him and crush him.
And I don't necessarily want to do that, but it's just kind of my personality.
Yeah, it just happens.
So I, I feel sad for them.
So I would rather somebody be intelligent and, and, and be able to kind of put me in my place.
It sounds like you want a player too in the game of chess.
Yeah, I do.
Like, I do.
I do.
Like, I don't want to just be like, yeah, yeah.
I want to be challenged.
I want to stay, stand back and go, whoa.
Okay.
All right.
Touche.
Let's, let's go along with that.
But I've never dated a nerd.
Oh, I have.
I've never.
I mean, I would love to.
I would love to like.
Chum.
I'm not the guy that like.
But I date lots of nerds.
I find glasses in particular extremely hot.
I have a girlfriend of mine who has a complete glasses fetish.
Yeah, I've actually seen a lot out there.
Skinny, smart guy glasses fetish.
That's her thing.
It's adorable.
Right?
Yeah.
Glasses are extremely hot.
I've seen a lot of like facial glasses stuff.
A lot of images with that.
She's on myglasses.com.
Yeah, no.
No.
No, that's a limit.
Really?
Really?
Face and hair.
Keep it off my face and hair.
I don't mind.
I'm not into bukkake.
Not my mind.
I'm into my tits.
That's fine.
Whatever.
I mean, it doesn't do anything to me, but I don't hate it.
But my face and hair, don't fucking get near me because I'm going to be fucking pissed and you're not going to like what's going to come out.
I don't mind the face, especially the beard area.
Oh, yeah.
But not my hair.
I'm a mature boy.
I like my juices and beard.
That's cool.
Not her.
That just sounds like a mess to me.
Who comes in your hair?
I don't have these.
Is that a thing?
Is somebody like on your hair?
Here's some hair gel.
Like, no.
No, no.
If they shoot and hit my hair, it makes me a little upset.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
You just go bad fucking aim, you asshole.
I'll just be like, oh, God, I hate you.
But if they do it deliberately, then I kill them.
I'm totally with you.
Let's do this.
Yep.
I think you and I really have a lot of like.
A lot of like.
Yes.
And I see that her and Stacey have a lot of like.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm probably just projecting.
I'm fully, I'm fully officially saying that I'm a black man.
And it's really funny because I.
I want you to jizz in his hair right now.
Can we have some jizz in hair right now?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
We've had fisting in here.
There could be jizz in hair.
I.
My hair is pretty right now.
Is that what you call it?
Bitch, it's raining.
It's raining.
That's pretty.
Your hair looks stupid.
Says headband.
Remind me about a hair fetish.
Well, what's the hair fetish?
Like, they're just like eyes.
Oh, yeah.
There's some people that really don't like.
And then on top of that, like, nice hair.
I will pluck you when you fall asleep.
If a guy has good hair, it turns me on so much more.
Like, I can't.
Good hair for a guy is really rare.
Yeah.
Is good hair on head or good hair like.
Both.
But like, treasure chains are extremely hot.
There is good body hair because it's generally not very.
It's like, tolerable.
Yeah.
In my opinion.
There's certain amounts of hair and like certain like, display.
I'm very obsessive compulsive, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So like, certain displays of hairiness.
I'm like, yes, that's sexy.
Do you groom your men?
I do.
She force grooms them.
I do force groom.
Tell me if you like sleeping with a dog.
Do you force groom them?
You just don't fall asleep around me.
I might pluck you.
Or, or I will, I will, I will like, I'll negotiate.
Reasonable.
Like, let's have a spa day, which means I will give you a long massage and I will bathe you like a god.
But I will also get to shave you and pluck you and treat those nasty pimples on your back.
I'll let you.
Fuck you.
I'll let you discus if you're hairless.
That's how it comes out too.
That's reasonable.
That's compromised.
I feel like that's, you know, whatever.
Like, especially if guys can be like, you know, like certain guys are like, well, I want your hair like this down there.
What's your hair like this and that.
You can say that then I can fucking make you look like I want to.
I prefer.
Well, I guess it's different for men, but I prefer just more natural, like trimmed up, a little bit.
Yeah.
Manscaping.
A little bit.
Yeah.
But I don't want you to go crazy down there.
I don't want an Afro puff when I open up your pants.
Okay.
Like, I don't want to go.
I keep the tears in my mouth.
I, I've, you know what?
I've just realized.
Then there's the hairball fetish.
Yeah.
Scratching.
Scratching.
Scratching happening.
Scratching.
I would have gotten a down on you more, but like, I've got like four hairballs.
That's the hottest thing you've ever said to me.
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Okay, hot.
Where you work hot.
Like we can say, let's say the alcove downstairs of Skid Row Studios, if it didn't smell like a urinal.
Oh, it totally does.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bathroom at a park in front of the forum.
I don't want a bathroom at a party.
Appropriate situations, like a Sunday orgy.
One praises God.
Yes.
Get down on your knees and praise Jesus.
I'm like the bathroom of a karaoke bar.
Bathroom at school.
Yeah, no, I'm a yes girl.
Like usually, usually if I'm with somebody and they're like, would you like to?
Yes.
Can we do it?
Yes.
Can we do here?
Yes.
Can we do this?
Yes.
That's just like kind of my thing.
Sure.
I'll try that.
Yes.
That's probably one of the other things that like intrigues me in sex or rather relationships is when one of them is like hypersexual and constantly drags them off to places to have sex in public.
Like they're out shopping.
Come over here to the bathroom.
Yeah.
That's like, that's hot to me.
It's hot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's really sexy.
You guys are more adventurous than I thought.
We're awkward conversation.
We out awkward everyone.
This is, I mean.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And we, and I mean, we already kind of figured you guys were kind of kinky, but I just, I, me, not, I don't know about her, but I was just, I didn't expect all of this openness of things.
No, I did.
I didn't expect them to be this open.
What?
You didn't see me?
You didn't think I had a halo?
No.
No.
Definitely not.
Totally.
None of you.
What?
The first time we met you, you all were like, oh yeah.
And then Frank was like, oh yeah, I'm a little bit kinky.
And everybody was like, really?
Everybody kind of had a little bit of something to say.
So no, there was no.
It was delightful.
There was no question.
Frank talked.
I don't know.
I feel like I was brought up in a family where sex really wasn't taboo.
Like it's just always been there.
And I've never had negative feelings towards it.
And even coming out being gay was not bad.
And so sex to me, I can just talk about it.
I'd feel nothing wrong about it.
Right.
I mean, I think that's a very healthy attitude to have.
Yeah.
I think it would be a lot healthier if a lot more people had that attitude.
Yeah.
I tell my mom like everything.
We have a really open family.
My parents growing up, even though they got separated when I was like 11, they were like always at each other.
They would make it out of the car.
Like, so it didn't matter to me.
Like it's whatever.
Also growing up as a child in the industry, like, like we saw a lot of shit.
Oh yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Definitely.
It doesn't really.
And my mom would just like.
Explain shit to me.
And like, I, I'm, I'm not shocked by anything.
I'm just curious.
Yeah.
I mean, I was as a kid working in pregnancy clinics with my mother giving pregnancy tests to women.
So giving pregnancy tests where you manipulate their chest to figure out if they're pregnant.
Lactating.
Why?
That's a fetish.
Let me see.
Everything is a fetish.
Oh, I can't share anything about my sister.
Can I?
Well, maybe.
Hang on.
But her, her ex-husband, he was like all into pregnancy play.
Like he would like.
I know a lot of people that actually are.
Like watch the porn and all that.
Yeah.
There's a lot of porn about that.
I wonder.
I was like, I get it.
Oops.
What is the core to that fetish?
I don't really understand it myself.
Probably like the impregnating part.
Like being.
That's what I would think.
A man.
I assume, I assume it has to do with.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like spreading your seed.
But they're already pregnant.
Well, no.
I, but see, here's the thing.
And I see it from a totally different perspective.
Where I, if I see anything involving pregnant.
Well, I don't know.
I assume that it comes from the, the breeding standpoint.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same thing.
That's where I'm.
But more animalistic.
Well, here's, here's the thing.
A pregnant woman has very different hormones that are going on and exuding from her body and her pheromones as well.
And although she's not exuding the pheromones because she's not in heat under the animalistic standpoint, it's still very, there are certain men that it appeals to them, you know, and you can, there, there are certain animal societies where you see the same thing.
Where just because let's say the cat is pregnant, they're going to be a male cat.
That still wants to mount her.
It's still very, it's there.
There's, there's the hormones are, are creating a response, a physiological response.
And therefore that's, that's what it's happening.
And of course it could just also be in someone's head.
I actually, I wonder if there's a bit of dominance around it because I imagine a scenario where it's a pregnant woman, but they're not, it's not by the person that impregnated them.
So it's totally like marking someone else's territory or stuff like that.
Like I can totally see it.
Yeah.
I think it depends on, as with all fetishes, I mean, you can't just simply look at something conceptually and decide what.
It is the determining factor for why someone is approaching it.
It has to do with how they're, what is their outlook towards it?
But to me, that's what's so fascinating about it because it's like it, one tells a lot about a person and it also doesn't tell much at all because it's all about interpretation.
Sex tells so much about society in general.
I love taking like sex and history and human sexuality.
God, those classes were amazing.
I sometimes feel that the sex is just, it's sex and it's the person that's the key to how it really operates.
It's like fascinating to me.
No, agreed.
I mean, I would.
I mean, sex in general, I mean, as is the case, I mean, we could listen to what Skid Row has, what, three or four sex shows on the air now and you can listen to any of them at any given time and it's going to be a completely different experience because the people and the way that they approach it.
Some people are, you know, they may have done five positions in their entire sexual history.
They may have had sex with five people, you know, and it's one of those things where those types of things could determine they are now one of those five people they've had sex with could be a complete freak.
And be all about everything and they want anal constantly and they are into DP and they're into, you know, whatever different types of things and they want to be tied up and they want to be gagged and they want to be bound and they want to be throat fucked and whatever these things.
But it's all about the way the person approaches it, you know, and even within this room, the six people in this room, we can all, we all can talk about oral sex and every, there's going to be six different opinions about it.
That's exactly true.
And six different styles, six different ways to receive it, six different ways to give it.
Completely different because of who and what we are.
Sex is a smorgasbord.
It is.
It is.
It's a Las Vegas buffet.
I always thought it was funny, like when I was working at Hustler, we had like a lot of girls that were, you know, looser with, you know, with themselves than I was.
I don't like the connection of loose and women.
We're not loose like that.
They were generous.
I didn't want to call them sluts or skanky or anything like that because they were nice girls, but they did not enjoy sex and they would have sex with like every guy and like they didn't enjoy it.
It was not fun.
It was a manipulation factor.
And I was just like, you're not going to have sex with me.
You're addicted to something you don't enjoy.
Sometimes it's even like painful to you and you don't enjoy anything about him.
You don't like him.
And me, I will do anything for my partner because I love it, you know, and I love sex and I love doing it and I love doing it with my partner, but my partners are little amount, but they do one thing over and over again and don't even enjoy it.
And I don't get, I don't get that.
I think that's a quantity versus quality situation.
But to me, that doesn't make any sense.
But I understand that.
That's common.
Sometimes you have to go into what are they getting out of this?
Are they utilizing their bodies as a manipulatory tool, which is probably the most likely case.
And of course that's a societal issue that women can feel that either they must use their bodies in such a way or that they do use their bodies in such a way because it is allowable.
So we can get into, I can get on my own words about that.
And I'm like, what are you getting out of it?
Even after that, like those guys won't talk to you anymore and, or they will talk to you for only a certain purpose.
And you're the girl that they're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Even though we'd be like, I don't really care.
Sometimes you're like, I don't know.
And then again, some people have the belief that is there any such thing as bad press?
Exactly.
At least they're talking about you.
That's true.
And if you're talking about somebody who has a really, really low self-esteem, has daddy issues and all of those kinds of things, a lot of that goes into it.
You can't address sexuality and not address psychology at the same time.
That's true.
They're so intertwined.
And when you have somebody that is, for lack of a better term, abusing themselves and using their bodies by doing these types of things, it speaks a lot to what their psychological condition is.
I mean, I have huge daddy issues.
And I know that's why I dominate.
Because I was raised to look at, I'm a woman.
I want to take care of myself.
I want a man to be there.
I love men.
I don't hate them.
I love them.
But I also don't want to be ruled.
See, my daddy issues were completely different because of absent fathers.
I love situations.
I want an older man.
Oh, no.
I want an older man.
My dad left when I was 11.
And with a family that was my best friend, he started raising that family.
I mean, it was complicated and stuff like that.
And I saw him every once in a while.
And, yeah, I have issues because of that.
I'm like, you know, I want to have my own.
I don't want to be crushed by any man.
I would like to have a man serve me and be a mate.
Like, just think I'm the world.
You know?
Oh, hi.
Exactly.
That's what I want.
If you go to the dungeon on a female dominant night.
That's what I want, you know?
You will get yours.
And I don't have problems getting that.
I do have problems accepting it at times.
That is the challenge.
I sometimes feel smothered at the same time.
I'm a man.
I'm such a man.
Yes, I'm the same way.
I'm exactly the same way.
Right?
Going back to the topic of how sex and psychology are so intertwined, it brings up the point that because we've kept sex so taboo for so long, in our society, it's becoming toxic.
It's becoming dangerous.
We're seeing some really fucked up shit.
You're right.
When you don't talk about, when fetishes or when desires within a person percolate, and you don't talk about them, or you don't feel as though they're accepted, then you keep them, you know, sequestered and cloistered away.
And in this darkness, they grow like a fungus.
And they can grow in very, very negative ways.
Yeah.
Not in a positive way or in whatever.
Because you're not being exposed to whatever, positive type of sexual, you know, direction that this fetish or whatever it might be can go.
Some, some obviously have very little positivity.
Some of them are just really, you know, negative.
It's all debatable.
But the problem with that, of course, is that when, when we have them silently growing, they're going to turn into, you know, dark poisons within a person.
Definitely.
And it turns them.
And of course, if you're, especially if you're in a very kind of conservative situation or conservative society, you know, subculture or whatever, and you're not accepted, then you are, are also kind of a self-flagellating person where you, you despise yourself for having these feelings and these emotions.
Precisely.
And you look at yourself and you wonder what's wrong with you until you can seek some kind of, kind of acceptance.
And some people never find that acceptance.
And then they turn it into, you know, some sort of really dangerous path that they go onto, which can result in, you know, death.
Which is really well said.
Yeah.
Which is why it's, it's so important to me that we have things like this, where we openly discuss sexuality.
Or even in the situation like our show, we openly joke about everything.
I personally feel nothing should be taboo.
You should be able to talk and laugh at anything.
And I also think it's important to know yourself.
Like, you know, I may have my issues, but I know every issue and I've subscribed to them and I know where, That almost talks you out more though.
how to go around it.
That almost talks you out more.
And I know exactly why I'm doing it.
Like, I'm like, like I will, this is a statement I always say, I go, I know this is completely irrational.
I know exactly where this is coming from, but this is how I feel about it.
Like that's, that's, I want to know my issues.
I want to know why I'm having them, but I still might want to go through it.
You know, I might want to, might want to play around with my daddy issues because I have them.
You know?
I imagine that's healthy though sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
To go through at least emotions.
Because in my case, Oh, sorry, please.
But with consenting adults, Right.
then it is healthy.
You know, you're not, I mean, it's one of those things you're not, for example, the humiliation that Nancy and I do.
I get a lot of sex with her.
A lot of people are like, I don't get it.
Why do you let, why do you let her treat you like that?
Why do you enjoy it?
But that's the key is that I let her.
Is that, is that there's that trust?
It's a you.
There's the trust.
And then there's the, there's the knowing that it's not good.
That if it does cross that threshold where it's really fucking bad.
And we've had that.
We have.
That she's just not gonna, she's not gonna just leave me hanging.
She'll protect you there.
She'll still be there.
And she'll, and she'll, you know, be right there with me.
Okay.
We went a little bit too far.
That's all.
It's almost like a teammate.
It's a caring aspect.
A trust.
A person or a situation.
Precisely.
A connection with someone.
And that's the thing is if you are consenting adults, then look, you know, some people look at like, like age play, like daddy play and that kind of stuff.
And they think, oh my God, you know, you're sick.
You're just a pedophile because you want your girl to dress up in pigtails and you want her to act like a little girl and you want to fuck her.
You know what?
That's, that's a really narrow and overly simplistic.
Yeah.
You don't know what's pedophilia.
Forever.
And the truth is, look, these are adults.
This obviously, this person isn't wanting to have sex with a child.
An adult.
Just because she's got pigtails on and is in a schoolgirl outfit.
You know what?
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
I think there's a lot of judgment, especially concerning sexual proclivities or wants in society.
Or even domination by giving somebody else that control.
You have controlled the situation.
You have given that control.
You have given your consent.
That is your control.
I give myself over to this.
I mean, I think that's your strength.
That's where you're going from.
For when, when I was a kid, when a person is, damn it, now I lost my fucking point.
God damn you, Anastasia.
God damn you, Stacey.
You're right.
You're right though.
For me, looking at like dominance and submission, and I was speaking to somebody else about this.
Look, I'm never, I'm never going to demand somebody's submission ever.
Ever.
If somebody wants to give it to me, okay, then we can talk.
Then that's, that's the starting point of a discussion because I may not want everybody's submission that gives it to me.
In fact, I don't.
But those that give it to me and I want to have a discussion point, then that's good.
I'm never, ever going to say, you will submit.
That's not me.
That's not who I am.
You have to come to me and ask for it first.
I could actually, I could completely understand that.
Right.
But it's important.
It's one of those things.
There are some people that are just like, you know, you're going to give it.
So, but there are people that also come and they, they ask for things that I'm not able to give them, you know, or I'm not comfortable giving them, whatever it is, whatever the kinds of dominance they're asking for.
It's just not me.
That's awesome.
That's totally cool.
I remember that one time that you gave that guy your laundry to do.
Oh my God.
What?
So, okay.
So I go to her house and clean a whole lot.
So this guy, this guy was like, hey, you know, I'll do your laundry for you.
So she, you know, she bagged it up and so that he could take it and then he could return it.
He, he returned, he returned like wet clothes.
He didn't dry it or they were pissed off or?
No, they were, they were not all the way dry and he put them in trash bags.
And they were molded and they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were like, and that's awesome and you should have beat the shit out of him.
No, why would I give him the attention?
God damn it.
I did exactly the worst thing you can do to a submissive.
I completely ignored him.
You dismissed him.
No, he wasn't my submissive.
He wasn't hers.
I ignored him completely.
Oh.
You just ignored him.
You were, you were no longer in, you were no longer a part of it.
Wow.
It's very Jewish like that.
It's like if you're not Jewish, you don't just don't exist to God and I was God in that situation.
Wow.
That's, that's powerful.
Well, I mean, it depends.
I'm not, I'm not trying to say that I have that kind of power, but it's one of those things that- But you do, is the thing.
You do.
I think everybody has that power.
It's just that if you choose to wield it, if you choose to use it.
Yeah.
And also if you choose to, to let it have an impact on you.
Exactly.
Let me just tell you, silence treatment from this woman will put, will just tear me the fuck apart.
I love silence.
I love, I love giving silence and I also love giving like very short, like it's from my mom's southern roots, like being like, I'm just disappointed in you.
It's like, it's like, it's like you've ripped their heart out.
No, I'm just disappointed in you.
Actually it bothers me.
It can bother me more when my parents go, I understand.
I'm just disappointed.
Yeah.
It's just like, it's just like, that's how we did it in my family.
Yeah, that doesn't do the same thing for my mom.
It's like, but of course you are.
Why would you ever approve?
When I've done daddy and mommy issues.
Awesome.
Don't we all, after a while- Even if they're good issues, they're still issues and they make, they make us who we are.
Yay, families.
Yay.
After a while of the disappointment talks, I just said that they, they're just gonna be proud of me.
That's awesome.
I'll find a way to shame you.
It's difficult.
It's tough.
I'm gonna try really hard to shame you.
This whole time I've been kind of fighting the urge to, so just so you know, I'm a big fan of procuring things for her.
Okay.
Things and activities and people really.
She's kind of like a pimp.
Oh pimp.
Even though I don't ask her to, like she'll pimp people for me.
Cool.
I don't know.
Because, I like making her happy.
And this whole hour I've been thinking to myself, of the people that we have here with us, who will get naked when we go to the dungeon?
That is an excellent question.
Who will get naked?
And, excuse me, just a second though.
Number one, who will get naked?
And number two, who will let you do something to them?
Cisco.
For the sake of experimenting and experiences.
Cisco.
I'm a fantastic cherry popper by the way.
She is.
She's a fantastic cherry popper.
A lot of people come to me for their first time on many things.
I'm very good at that.
Oh, you're a great divergenator like me?
Yes.
Yes.
But you know, I'm very compassionate and actually quite kind about it.
I am.
I'm very good about that.
I don't know.
In fact, I would like to volunteer you.
Let's volunteer Cisco.
A very specific type of thing.
Frank, say a word.
Go on.
I'm curious myself.
We're both curious.
Intrigued.
What's your favorite thing about the dungeon?
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
Well, options really.
Option A is a good caning.
Option B is fire play.
Oh my God.
It's perfect for you.
Love fire.
It's perfect.
I'm a bit of a pyro.
He's a huge pyromaniac.
That is wonderful.
You have him right on.
He always talks about running down my house.
Burning down orphanages.
We are way out of time.
No, no, fuck that shit.
I think they're just going to steal it.
I will be respectful of the fantastic people that we love in the following show and not run over.
You know what?
This has been a great show.
So if you like our show and you liked this show, this was Awkward Conversations that was with us.
And they're on, when are you guys on?
Live Saturday, 12 to 1.
We're also on podcast iTunes, Awkward Conversation.
Yeah, you can find them at the Skid Row Studios site.
They're there.
They're fantastic.
We're all on.
You can find us on Facebook and all that.
We have a contest going on.
So check us out on Facebook.
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What?
What?
Nice.
And we're going to have these lovely ladies on in January.
So be sure to check that out.
We'll pimp it.
So you guys know about that.
Awesome.
And next Saturday, we will be on Bad Advice with Drew Marks.
Awesome.
Oh, okay.
Yes, next Saturday.
So it'll be very fun.
Awesome.
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And I'm Service Slut.
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