Jessica Ryan talks porn, strip charades, and golden showers

I just I can't listen to that song by the bones and not juggle my titties welcome back I am ginger Lynn on blame it on ginger with Kelly Shabari and I'm just gonna say it for you and our special guest Jessica Ryan Jessica Ryan can you get oh Jessica Ryan very hot can you get a little bit closer to that big black thing right in front of your mouth this big black thing yes that big black thing right there just so freaking like you say I thought I had I thought I had DSLs but then I saw Jessica you do have amazing lips are you asked to give a lot of low jobs or are you a porn star I am I thought you might be dick-sucking lips yes dick-sucking lips yes I don't have them no I don't have your bottom lip yeah bottom lip your bottom lip is full and and round I have a little rosebud mouth yeah just gonna have a tiny pretty pretty pretty full good DSLs but you know what's hot is the fact that you have glasses on I mean there's something for DSL but I have another thing for glasses actually if I know that somebody that I'm dating or I'm gonna fuck it has they wear glasses and their face isn't gonna be in the camera I ask for them to wear that oh do you really I love hold on good oh does this mean you're DTF um absolutely and I've got different I have different ones that match every outfit so glasses actually do match you yesterday they do yeah I've got I went to a place where I went to a place where I went to a place where I went to a little place the other day and I bought like six new pair of sunglasses or not sunglasses but reading reading glasses well because I couldn't see I have ones that I read when I'm closed and if the things that are far away so I needed different ones yeah so I got a bunch of new ones but anyway enough about that I'm much more interested in your in your cock sucking lips there's far more to cock sucking than just lips what else is there to cock sucking tell me all of your dirty secrets this is perfect because it's like completely in line with this week's whole theme which is what's the thing that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing that's the only paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper paper and cowboy dick too. Yeah, you kidding me? You're all set up. You are ready to go, girl. Hell yeah. You guys want to meet me over there? I'll bring some back. I'll bring some cowboy dick back for you all. Jessica Ryan shouting out to Texas right now. She will be there this Friday and looking for somebody to eat a steak with and then suck your dick. What's the phrase? Save a horse, ride a cowboy? Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Oh my God, yes. That's right. I wonder if they would let me strap a saddle on them. How kinky they would get. That would be so fucking hot to put a saddle on a guy and ride around. And I'm a big humper. Are you? I love to hump. Oh my God, are you a dry humper or do you like to do naked humping? I'll do both. I'll hump anything, anytime. I love- Snail trail, everything you can. Everything. You name it, I will hump it. There's usually, but it hasn't happened yet, but every single show- I know, I'm sitting here humping my hand right now. Are you really? There's usually a towel. There's a towel. Usually by the end of the show, you don't have pants on and there's a towel. And there's a towel in the chair. And you know what? I took all the towels home to wash them and so they're not here. So the only thing I have that's clean- Is the Liberator Throw. Is the Liberator Throw. So I use that every day. Yeah? I thank you so much for that. I thank Liberator for that. The Liberator Throw is my favorite throw down. What is it? It's like a soft velvety top. The bottom is satin and then there's a layer of plastic inside. So it's meant to keep your sheets dry. You can put it, you can travel with it. So if you're a squirter and everything, are you kidding me? Because that's my biggest woe in life. Is that you're a squirter? And that way you don't have to remove your sheets every single time. You can just put the throw on, squirt on it, and then you can just throw that in the wash. And I've taken it home twice. There's a little bit of hot wax on it right now. Yeah, I don't know if you can take hot wax off of it. But you know how you can remove hot wax from fabric. How? Here's like Susie Homemaker corner. What you do is you take a towel or a paper towel, paper towel or a regular towel, just kind of like a washcloth, something you're going to toss, and an iron. And you take your iron on a low setting and you put the fabric that has the wax on it and you put a paper towel or just a regular, and then you just warm the whole thing up and then the wax will transfer from whatever it was into your paper towel. That makes life so much easier. I love you. Does it work with soy? Huh? Does it work with soy candles? I think it works on all candles that melt. I imagine the difficulty would be as if you use like, is it palm? I think the issue is if you use like a blue or red or some sort of color candle because then the color sticks behind. You can't even see there's so little on there. It ended up all over Anna's ass instead, which is what I was aiming for. That sounds really nice. It was really nice. You're just a nasty, wonderful, dirty girl, aren't you? No, I'm honest. You're an honest. I'm honest. I think everybody has something kind of kinky and hidden and it just depends on how honest they are with it. You know, and I'm finding that, I thought the rest of the world was like me and most of the people that I surround myself with are, you know, are similar. I'm just meeting you. Kelly's my good friend. Stevie's my friend. I've got my circle of friends that, you know, I've got a nice big circle. Open and naughty. And we all talk about things naturally and sexually without it being a big deal. And I went hiking with a couple of my girlfriends a few weeks ago and I started talking about cock sucking. You just blurted out stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were appalled. They were, it was one of those things where everybody just, they just stopped in their tracks and didn't move on anymore. And I forget that everybody's not as comfortable with their, but it, with their sexuality, but it may be taboo, but it's, we're all thinking and doing the same things. We're taught that it's not okay to talk about, but how else are you going to learn? Exactly. You have to discuss it. You have, I mean, honestly, if you're not comfortable telling other people, about your, what you did, what your fantasies are, how comfortable are you to actually enact, like reenact them? Now, there are fantasies that I don't share. Totally understandable. Totally understandable. There are ones that are in my head. They're my own little reels. I will never share them. They stay right there. They belong right there. They will never come out. That's the only thing that I don't share. And even that on occasion, I'll just, things will just blurt out of my mouth accidentally. I like you. How long have you been in porn? You know, this is actually, my porniversary. This is the one year mark for me to be in. One year. Congratulations. Thank you. That's amazing. And what's been your favorite part about being in porn? Oh my God. The whole thing's rather been, rather revolutionizing to me, sexually speaking, because I was one of those people, where I was uncomfortable talking about sex. And, but that, really, that comes from the fact that I was in a medical background, and I was doing, massage professionally, and chiropractic office, going into physical therapy. Right. And these are things that you generally, almost, make yourself asexual, in those environments. Exactly. Because there's such a, there's that taboo environment, for like happy endings, and the doctor is messing with patients. And your, your patient, your client is naked, they're nude, and you're, you're rubbing their body. It's natural, for a pussy to get wet, or a dick to get hard. Yeah. So for you to, I can see where you would, I never thought about it, where you would actually become. You turn your libido off. You turn it off. Yeah, very rarely, and, I've had a couple of occasions, where I was in Las Vegas, at a really fancy hotel once, where somebody was giving me a massage. It was a guy, and his thumbs, he was going in there, I was laying on my belly, and he was moving, and make it very, very obvious that, you know, he was going to give me a happy ending, and I, I got nervous. I couldn't go through with it. Huh. Really? I didn't do it. I didn't do it. And the only other one, was a blind guy. Gave the best massage ever, and then just tried to stick his finger, up my coochie, and it was over. Wow. Okay. Yeah. I, I don't know if I could, because when I go in for a massage, it's normally like, I have this really screwed up thing, in my back, and when somebody's killing my back, I'm not thinking, oh God, please shove something in my vag. No, I'm not thinking that way at all. Well, no, the, the, the couple of times, I've had a happy ending massage, Oh, you have had them. There's a great, there's a great guy here, in Southern California, that does that. I'm sure there are a few. No, but he's actually like, this is what he does. That's part of like, his holistic therapy. That's really cool. and he actually works with sex workers, because, Okay. as, a lot of the sex workers, in the industry, whether you're a stripper, or an escort, or you're in porn, we're always constantly like, giving. We're not really receiving. Oh, yeah. So, so he provides that service. What a great service to provide. Is it somebody that we can promote, or get on the show? Probably not. It's one of those areas, that you don't want to. It's a little gray. I know, but I just think it's so fucking cool, that somebody is out there like that. Well, as somebody in porn, and I got into porn, while I was with someone, and then I stopped that relationship. It's very, very difficult to be in a relationship. It's really hard. It is. It's hard to date, and you have to find an anomaly, in humankind, basically, for somebody to be comfortable, and secure enough for you to date. So that totally makes sense, that you would want to kind of, seek something outside. Yeah, it definitely would. It definitely would. We've got Jessica Ryan, in studio with us, talking about all kinds of things. We're going to be playing, a little strip, charades, in just a few moments here, but I want to get to know you, a little bit better. I want to know, do you think there are any big differences, between the sexes? Oh, dear God, yes. Or any differences at all? They don't even have to be big. Well, and I think the biggest thing, would be that there are two mentalities. I wouldn't say it's necessarily male, or female. It's a type of personality. You look at the stereotypical male, and they think with their dick, or something, and then you have the girl, that thinks with their emotions. Right. I would be more, more of a guy, where I think more with my dick. I think, I'm a 15 year old boy. Yeah, I totally am. I am right there with you, so. I'm like boobs. I'm going to sit here, and just wink at you, with those sexy glasses on. I'll do this. If you're a fellow, 15 year old boy, you know what, shit, I'll just pop my tits out, while we're talking. Fuck this. There you go. You're not even wearing a bra. Yes. Why am I wearing a bra? Just boobs, popping right out there. Jessica Ryan, popping her titties out for us, right now. And that's a really, really nice top, by the way. Thank you. I really like that kind of, olive green kind of, netted, meshy thing. Yeah. I'd have to be a nipple fluffer. Those are absolutely beautiful. Can I try something on your nipples? Please do. I just got a little box, of these wonderful gifts, that came in the mail, and they're six different chapsticks, that go on your nipples. No way. Let me try a couple different flavors, on your nipples. Hold on. What do you do with the, like, is it like, have a tingling? Nipple, nipple nipplers, or something? Nipple nipplers, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're a great company. it's, the company that sent them, is the same company, oh, let me smell your wrist. Oh, what is the stuff, that you were spraying, by the way? It's like a pheromone based, like, oh. I'm afraid when I would, like, if I would rape myself, if I would. Here, put some on, so I can rape myself. You have to put it on, it smells the same, like pina colada. Oh, and it's unisex. Yeah, and so you put it on, and you just have to wait, for like five or ten minutes, for it to change on your body. Where do you get those from? this is a company called, it's Jalique, it's J-E-L-I-Q-E-E. Oh, they're the ones that make it. Yeah, yeah. Yes, and, they sent me, all of these wonderful products, that they make, and one of them is, the Pure Instinct, it's a pheromone based, cologne, perfume, it's unisex, and I put it on, and it changed scent, and I love it. This is like, I'm going to wear this every day. I put it on, my dogs started following me, around the house. So, I don't know, if that's a great thing or not. Let me get this bag open, and I'm going to come over, and try some of these, on your beautiful titties. Please. This stuff is awesome. Isn't that amazing? Pure Instinct. And this is perfect, because I always find something, that's either designated, towards the male or female, but. Right, this is unisex. I like both. Yeah, like boys and girls. Yes. Let me smell Stevie, really quickly, now that he's put some on, and see if it's changed. Let me smell your wrist. I'm not smelling your armpits. No. Why? Oh my God. Okay, you've got to smell Stevie. It's totally different on Stevie. It's different on me? Smell Stevie. Oh wow, it's like, it's like baby powder. Smell me. Is it totally different? Oh yeah, hers has a little bit more, of a musk to it, and yours is a little bit more, baby powdery. Oh wow. Yeah, and mine's super like, just fruity. And yours is fruity. Huh, yours is fruity. Yeah. So we'll wait, and see how you smell, in a few minutes. I know it's smelling like, what's that old lotion, Love Spell? Love Spell. Do you remember that? I don't remember that. It was like a, a Victoria's Secret thing. Love Spell. Oh, is that the purple one? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's the one that I used, because I like to smell like, a strip club. Right? It totally does smell like, a strip club. It's a turn on. All right, now I'm going to try, and guess the flavors. Okay. As I put them on your nipples. All right, this one. It's glittery too. Is it glittery? Yeah, look at that. This one is purple. I can already tell the flavor. I'm going to rub it, around, your areola. Nipple nibblers. Ooh. Nipple nibblers. Is it smooth? How does it feel on your nipple? It's like having a nice, soft tongue, going around, around on my areola. Now, what flavor is that? Well, that's what my game is. Oh, okay. I don't, let's see. There's no telling, what the color purple, could possibly be. Oh, my, oh. Whoa, is your nipple tingly? Not really. Is your mouth tingly? Oh, my God. Oh, okay. My nipple tip is tingly, now that you've sucked on it. Oh, oh, dear God. Mmm. Okay. Oh, that feels good. That sounds good. It's tingly, and it's grape, and it's got, it's a minty grape. Mmm. And the way that you're gently, holding onto my boob. Oh, my God. Mmm. Okay. You make me turn into sex kid mode. I, I'm purring over there. This is, this is amazing. All right, you pick one, and I'll do your other nipple. Okay. Um, well, let's see. Oh. You're selecting one, because there's what, like five different flavors there? There's all kinds of different flavors. Yeah. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger right now. Right here, I am Ginger Lynn with, Kelly Shabari, and, Stevie, and, Jessica Ryan. Jessica Ryan. With her boobies out, and her, yellow one. Those nipples almost point up. I mean, those, they're awesome. I almost want to put this on my lips. I bet this is the kind of stuff that makes your lips plump. Fingal. Maybe. Like a peppermint oil. Maybe that's where they came up with that. Smell my breath. You're going to have like, oh, ginger, oh, they're kissing. Mmm. Kind of close. Jessica's coming in for a kiss. I mean, they're just, they're exchanging lip gloss. I love this. It was a real kiss. Is this one sparkly? Yeah, it is. I think it might just be the way that the chemical, like everything's combined, because after you use the purple, it's just smooth, like, it's just like, it's smooth. Okay. So it might just be the crystals. No one would know you could carry these in your purse. That is so awesome. It's actually kind of funny. I've actually gotten a couple of those tubes in the past, and I've just never used them. I wonder how it feels on your clit. Oh, yeah. We can find out. It doesn't work. We've got more flavors. All right, going around. So ginger is over here. That one is so much more tingly. This one is? Lip balm. Or maybe you're just putting it on. On Jessica's areola. And tracing it in a circular motion. I like it, because it's like, it's like, it makes it a little bit shiny. So from here, it's like, mmm. Shiny titties. Like it's freshly sucked. Yes. It smells so good. All right. Let me, I want to smell your teeth. Can I crash the show more often? Yes. Anytime you want. Anytime you want. I'm having fun. I'm having a blast. You're a little stressed out about packing. My job is so difficult. Just come to stop by, and people play with my boobs. I take one for the team. You do? I do. Wonderful. Wonderfully. Mmm. What's it smelling? She's just sticking her tongue. She's breathing on Jessica's breath. She's just blowing. I'm sucking the air in. Sucking the air in? So that it's cool. Mmm. And now what are you doing? Mmm. Well, I guess if I look, she, her whole mouth is full of nipple at the moment. She is circling around, counterclockwise, teasing Jessica's nipple. Jessica's eyes are squinting a little, and she's smiling from ear to ear. She's biting her bottom lip. Yeah, look at you. You're always, like, getting aggressive. I have not. When you start off real soft, you just get aggressive. She likes it, though. I could tell. I have no idea what flavor that was. It was Jessica flavor. It's like, do I even care? Let me smell. These are amazing. It's just, like, sweet, isn't it? Yes. Because it says it's buttercream. I'm icing. But if you put it on your lips, your lips will tingle. I'm totally doing it. My lips are so, yeah, help yourself. Take all you want. Oh, they actually make, you know what? I was, that was at the shop that I was doing the workshop at yesterday. That company makes a clit cream. Oh. Because when you said buttercream frosting, I've had the buttercream frosting flavor. It kind of tastes a little, like, artificial sweetenery. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's what I was looking for. No, this, Nympho's Desire, the arousal balm. This goes on your clit. Oh, no way. But this is, here's the buttercream icing. Right. And then this is a tasty twist. Oralgasm enhancer balm. Yeah, I tried this yesterday. Oh, my God, that sounds so nice. It's supposed to be like you put it on, like, his cock and then you can, like, when you suck on it, taste the buttercream frosting. But I can put it on a pussy, too. You could. But just so you know, it does taste a little saccharine-y. Is it? It has that artificial sweetener aftertaste. Oh, yeah. Well, we can leave this out. I've got little samples of it. Oh, my God, I would love that. And maybe if you were interested later, you could put some on my pussy. I've got, I've got three different, four different flavors. It's not coming out. I see how you do this. You play with my nipples, so I don't want to lick your pussy. I'm just putting it out there. I would never, ever ask you to do that. But if you wanted to. And then the shivari wand comes out. I have buttercream icing. I have nympho's desire. Uh-oh. I have orange dreamsicle. And I have mint chocolate chip. Oh, my God. Just saying. Just saying. I'm just saying. Oh. Okay. So what do you... It really does make your lips tingling. Doesn't it? If you leave it on longer, it... You feel it more. Yeah. I'm feeling like my lips have plumped up. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, this is really fucking cool. I love it. Isn't that nice? I want to thank Jalik for sending us all of these wonderful products. You can go to jalik.com. You know, you're probably going to have to get these in different stores. That's one thing I didn't ask about. A lot of sex toy stores do carry them. They do. They do. Okay. They're absolutely fucking wonderful. So before we start naked or strip charades, what is the difference between the sexes? What's your main difference? The difference between the sexes... I would say it's the mentality and how they choose a lover versus a one-night stand. A lot of people, like, they either think from their... not from their dick because it could be from their pussy too. Right. Like me. Yeah. And... Yeah, because I have a very masculine, like, thought process when it comes to, like, getting laid and... Yeah. I'm much more of a hunter. I think so do I. I go on the prowl. I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm weird. I think that's probably because I'm a switch by nature is I'm a hunter until I get caught and then I just want to be, like, the bunny. Yeah. You want to be choked and hair pulled. That's not unusual. I like the same thing. I'm the same thing. And all three of us have been in porn or are in porn and I think it takes a certain type of woman, a certain mentality that we have that masculine side. Yeah. I was telling somebody the other day that I have never, except for one time, been fucked. Oh. Yeah. I am the fucker. I am fucking you. Even if I'm lying down and taking it and getting it from the behind, no matter what position I'm in, no matter what I'm doing, no matter how hard you're banging me, I am fucking you. And the only time that, when somebody forced himself on me, was the only time that I was ever fucked my whole life. And I think that it takes a certain type of woman to be in porn that I feel that you, the three of us here are all that type of woman. There are a lot of types of women in porn, but there's a strength, strength that certain women have that are in it. And I feel a lot of that in this room. I feel a whole lot of that in this room. So now let's get naked. And let me get, I shall prepare the bucket of charades. We have a bucket of charades. Now the thing is, you play the game. We have to guess what you are. If we can't guess it, then you have to take an article of clothing off. We're doing full on charades. So hang on, let me put my, you never saw my titties. This is like Christmas in, you know. It's really charades. It's really charades. It's really charades. It's really charades. It's really charades. It's really charades. It's really charades. Christmas in, with, you know, the, it's porno Christmas. Porno Christmas. It's porno Christmas. And before you leave, don't let me forget, I've got a pair of flip flops, flip flops for you. Oh, how cool. And a t-shirt from the Screaming O. Oh, no way. Wait, there's Screaming O flip flops? I've got for you too, baby. Yes, I do. Please tell me it has something on the bottom when you step. It does. It leaves a mark. It does. Does it? Does it on the bottom? What does it say? Hold on, let me get them out. Yeah. Like flip flops. What does it do to have the logo on the, where your foot is? You're just going to rub it off. Nobody's going to see it. But if you walk and people see you walking behind and see Screaming O, Screaming O, Screaming O, Screaming O, oh, just, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's kind of hot. I like stepping in puddles. I'm like a eight and a half, nine. Same here. And it is like sandal weather. And I keep, I have a standing like weekly mani pedi appointment. And what size are you? I am the same. Are you sure these aren't like men's nines? Well, they come in small, medium, and large. What's a small look like? They sent me medium and large. And they do have Screaming O when you walk. You want this size instead? Yes. Okay. Yeah, those are really big. Those are like the ones where you plan on eating shit. Yeah. Thank you. Now I have mani pedi sandals. Oh, how cool. Because that's what I keep forgetting, is I keep wearing like sneakers to my mani pedi appointment. And they go, you have to sit there. Don't move. And I have to sit there. They don't give you the little like flimsy. I can't walk to the car in those. I always like, I screw up my foot when I'm, when I'm using them. Right? I have to be like right there to be able to get in. Well, now you've got Screaming O. Oh, and I got a shirt too. Oh, and you know what? If you go to screamingo.com and you type in for the code ginger20, you get 20% off of any Screaming O item. Just thought I'd throw that in there. I love these because it's kind of like using a jackrabbit with a real dick. Yes. Yeah. But the only thing is, sometimes I wish it could be like Hitachi powered. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's nice, but I'm like, you know what? There's two toys that have that power. The Shibari wand and the Hitachi magic wand. Those are the only two that really have that. And they're, they're, they're meant for like chiropractic use. They're meant for really for massaging. And so they make them really, really, really powerful. It massages my pussy ever so. Mine, mine as well. All right, Kelly, are we ready to play a strip charades? We are. Oh, you know what? Let's do that. Yep. We're going to take a quick, quick little break right now though. In the meantime, go and follow me on Twitter. I am blame it on ginger. Also go to gingerlandauctions.com. Kelly Shibari can be found at Kelly Shibari on Twitter and on Facebook and on Facebook. Yeah. And Kelly Shibari triple X online, online. Stevie, where can you be found on Twitter? Skip happy snap. Of course. I keep thinking it's like hop, skip, jump. I'm like, it's close. It's really close. Yeah. And Jessica Ryan, you're, uh, what is your, your, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Jessica Ryan, triple X at Jessica Ryan, triple X. Don't go anywhere. I'm coming back. We're playing some naked charades here. If you're not watching, you're just, there's no reason you're at skid row studios.com right now. You're listening to the show. It's free. You can see the titties. You can see the body parts. You can see the kissing. You can see the nipples for free for free. Watch it. We'll be right back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. I'm stuck. What are you doing? Oh, you're going to be gone. I was going to say, what are you doing Thursday? I want to shoot you for gingerlandauctions.com. We'll do it next week. Oh, and then I was going to say, we can go to strip club together. Can we please? Oh, my God. When? You love, in a couple weeks when she gets back. I want to learn how to do a good lap dance. I might not be here, but yeah, let me know. We'll find a day where we can all go, and we'll go to strip club. Do you think that they would teach me how to give a good lap dance? We'll pay someone to teach you how to give you a good lap dance. Yeah. Stevie, your turn next. Oh, I'm playing too? Yes, you are. What do you mean? The point is to get Jessica out of her clothes, so it's not really like, you know, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose. Yeah, but we're going to make Stevie take clothes off too. Okay. Yes. I don't think I've ever seen Stevie without his shirt. Well, with the camera, it's not going to matter. Pants down. Yeah, exactly. Are you wearing underwear, Stevie? Are you ready? I'm wearing underwear. He's also wearing a hat, so that might be the first piece. Yeah, see, I kept my shoes on so that I have an extra piece to take off. Just in case. All right, Stevie, we're playing strip charades here. We're on Blame It On Ginger. Stevie, getting ready. Okay. Okay, you're a really bored person. Oh, no, no, no. Okay. Okay, no, he's a hyper person. He's riding in a car. Are you on a roller coaster? You're floating. You're flying. You're a bird. You're a plane. You're Superman. Are you a... Is this an epileptic yoga teacher? Okay. Are you at a rave? All right, Stevie is... Drunk? He's getting away from... He's clamoring. He's trying to get back in your seat. Oh, he's on an airplane. Okay, and the airplane's going down. He's on an airplane that's being hijacked. Airplane crash victim? He's a captain of the airplane. Are you a pilot? No. He's a stewardess. No, no, no, he's sitting. He's a flight attendant. He's a flight attendant. I'm lost. You're a fighter pilot. He's on the airplane. His feet are up above... Oh, you're an astronaut. Oh! Oh! Oh! I love it. You got it. The whole upside down thing. I was like, okay. That was funny. So I guess that means Jessica takes another piece of clothing off. I think so. I'm going for shoes. I love that you're leaving your necklace on. I know. I always do. That's why I wear the long dangly necklace. Yeah, yeah. Because they're right between the cleave. I'm taking a shoe off. Let me see the shoe. What kind of shoe are you wearing? A thong sandal. A very sexy thong sandal. It's kind of like a gladiator, but not quite so gladiator. It's got the ankle strap around. It's got some gold metal studs. Very, very sexy. So I'm making you guys work at my pants. It's Kelly Shabari's turn. What did you take off? My shoe. One shoe. Oh, you just showed me that. I knew that. I'm going, wait. I don't see anything new. Can I see a foot? Show me your foot. You're going to take your shoe off. Oh, it's a very nice foot. Oh, my God. This is going to be awesome. It's a very nice foot. Wait. Stevie wants to get a picture of it. Oh, yeah. Because one of the films that you're promoting today is Foot Party, right? I'm not on that one. You're not on that one? No. No. No. So we're not promoting Foot Party, but you've got great feet. I should be because you've got awesome feet. Yes, you do. Especially for the guys that like the eight and a half and above. Right. Because despite my height, I wear eight and a half. Yeah. How tall are you? Five three. Wow. I'm five three. I'm five two and you wear an eight and a half shoe? Yeah, I'm five seven and I wear eight and a half. That's kind of hot. I have great balance. I have like, right? Well, you know what they say about women with big feet. Great balance. I don't know about that. Big socks. I just look at it as I can be fucked from behind so much easier because you have balance. You've got good footing. Yeah. You're not going anywhere. Even if I'm wearing heels, I have enough of a footing because I'm not wearing a size six. It's already like a hoof. You would be a great stripper. Would I? Yes. But the stripper shoes are always so narrow. They kill my feet. Oh, yeah. I didn't say it was going to be comfortable. I really want to dance because I'm such an exhibitionist and it's one of those things that you can go to a dance show and you can go to a dance show and you can go to a dance show and you can go out there. No, really? As you sit here with your shirt off. I know. I know. But then I'm not wearing out my pussy and I get to tease a bunch of people and make them want to fuck me. It's a blast. I did it for 13 years I was on the road and just that being up on stage and you have all of those people that are there to see you and the music is blaring and you have your different themes and you come out and it's like you're fucking the entire audience. I love that. Every single person. And the people in the front row you make eye contact with, you know, you've got your pussy in their face. I love that. I love it. You do it. If you had a bald head, guaranteed once my panties were off, I was going to sit on your head and leave you a snail trail. Oh my God. That would be so fun. Every time. Every time I had that little thing that I did. Now, Kelly Shabari, are you ready to play charades? I am. And I'm going to need a prop. A prop. I'm going to need a person. I need an assistant. Stevie? I'm going to take Stevie. I'm going to take Stevie. Stevie, come over here. All right. Stevie coming around. And this should be fairly easy. Okay. So Stevie's going to do something, but I am, I am the, what the product is. Okay. So Kelly Shabari is the product. I sit? Stevie is going to do, standing up. I sit on you. Oh, okay. Stevie is sitting down on Kelly Shabari's lap. She's a chair. Oh, she's a chair. Oh, you got it right. Yay. It was so easy. Jessica Ryan got it right. Jessica, you need to take another piece of clothing off. I feel like this is a, it's a win-win. It's a win-win. No matter how we play the game, I'm guessing shoe number two is coming off. Shoe number two. Now, what else do you still have on? You have your necklace. I have my necklace. I have my necklace, my pants, and I have a hair tie. How does a hair tie work? It's, it's a part of my clothing. All right. This is Ginger's turn. Let's see. Going into the jar, pulling out one. Let's see what we've got here. All right. Playing a little game of strip charades. Okay. Um, Angelina's not coming in. She's not. She's not. Okay. You know what? We're having so much fun with you, Jessica Ryan, that it's okay. So Angelina Chung and Nina Al, we, um, we will, we will miss you. We'll have you back another time. Yeah, come back soon. But we'll play without you. Okay. I'm going to do my charade now. All right. Ginger's gone over too. What are you doing? The other end of the studio. If you are watching, you can see. Okay. Are you, is it air guitar? Rock star. Heavy metal? Hairband? Yes. Motley Crue? Oh my God, I'm not. Are you a bassist? Wait, is this an actual person? What kind of a guitar player am I? Air guitar. Oh, but I'm just going fucking at it. Rock guitar. Rock and roll guitarist. I'm a heavy metal guitarist. I'm really, really something. A coked up guitar player. I'm really, really something. You're a manic guitarist. I'm intense. You're intense. You are speed metal. It says I'm an intense. I'm an intense guitarist. Oh. Wow. Okay. How do you get the word intense out? I have no idea. I'm out of breath. That's exhausting. Shall I take my necklace off? Because we didn't get it. I want to see the pants. Yes. You want to see the pants? Yeah. Well. I mean, you might as well. All right. All right. Because I want to see the tattoos. There are tattoos under. I know. I've done my research. Jessica Ryan doing a slow striptease. Are there no tattoos? I have one. You have one? She's got a little beautiful birthmark on her left hip. I'll give you the. There you go. There you go. Beautiful. Do you have a thing for tattoos? Hi. Well, I mean on other people. Yeah. I love tattoos. Because I don't. I can't ever choose what to put on myself. I love tattoos on other people, though. I love tattoos. What is. What does yours mean? It means I was 18 years old. They kind of look like. Like devil horn. Like elk. Elk. What is it? Elk. Is it a rack? Yeah. It's. You have a rack on your back. Yeah. I got a rack on my back. And a rack in the front. It's me compensating for my little white girl house. I still got a rack. It is very, very cute. You have a fucking rocking body. And let me see your pubic hair. You have. It's growing out. I had it so nice and bushy. But then Baladonna was doing a thing for shaving. And I got paid to shave it. Let me feel it. Let me touch it. I'm sweaty right now. Do you mind? As long as you don't mind the fact that I'm sweaty. I don't mind. I'm sweaty. Yeah. I don't mind. That's why I'm happy I have my clothes off. Oh. It's normally much more bushy. It's getting there. Let me do the two-handed. Can I smell it? It's sweaty. It's okay. Go for it. Ginger really likes like the authentic natural scent of things. Really? Yeah. I do. I really do. Well. There you have it. You got the authentic natural smell. You smell fabulous. Do I? Let me smell your wrist now. Oh. Yes. What do I smell like now? You're sweeter like Kelly. Okay. You've got more of the sweet flavor. You're more musky. I'm musky. Yeah. Oh, I love it though. Yeah. Isn't it nice? It smells nice. Yeah. I'm still very girly. Now, you are sweeter. She's more fruity. Jessica is. And you're more sugary. I'm just sweet. You're just sweet. Aw. I'm so sweet. It's just oozing out of my pores. The last round of charades belongs to you, but you're naked, so do you want to skip? I have a necklace on. No, she has a necklace. All right. And a hair tie. And a hair tie. All right. Let me just reach in there. All right. Getting another charade out of our strip charades. We have Jessica Ryan completely naked at this point. Uh-oh, and she's making her eyes. She is wearing headsets and a necklace. Yes, I am. Yes, she is. Check that out. All right. So. Goodness. I'm just trying to think. If only I had tools. What kind of a tool are you looking for? It gives it away too much. That's cheating. That's cheating. Use air tools. Well, all right. So I have a tool. She's opening something up. She's hammering something. She's. No. It's nice. It's a cock, and she's slamming it. It's a cock that she's slamming on a girl's face. It's a meat tenderizer. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's a pokey thing. It's sharp. It's sharp. It's something sharp. You're stabbing. Okay. It's got a point to it. And she's. Oh, it's an axe. Imagine I have a cute little hat. It's a minor thing with a pick, a rock pick. She's got a cute little dress. And she's. She's. And she's. She's a really hot, sexy, naked girl that cuts chicken's heads off. Kind of. Close. You're a butcher? Yay. Yay. I'm a butcher. Yay. I'm like, how do I enact that when I have so much pleasure? You're like the sexiest butcher ever. I said a hot, naked girl cutting a chicken's head off. That's. Yeah. It's funny because I do like a certain. Because I used to be a super goth like in junior high, high school. Were you really? Yeah. Hi. I'm still in all black. I mean. But I. When I. Once I got into porn, like I want to do photo sets and people are like, what kind of photo sets do you want to do? And I was like, I want to gore. Let's do stuff with blood. Like me in a bathtub, like covered in blood. And so we did these like awesome photo sets. Oh my God. That are very gore. I love it. And I couldn't put them on my website because it's violated. They don't like blood? Are you serious? They don't like blood? You can't do blood? Because the way the photos were shot, it's really like. It's gory. Like the guy with the camera is the person stabbing me. So it's like a lot of like, oh, don't stab me anymore. Those kind of photos. And there were two graphics. It's easier to do that in the European market. Yes. Because I shot for a company that their stuff primarily goes out to Europe. And so it's like a fake. Rape, fake murder. And they even go as far as necrophilia, which is actually. I wanted to do it because I'm like, can I really lay there with my eyes open and not doing anything? And not move. Oh my God. And get turned down by it. It was so fucking hard. Like there was. Did you do it? I did it. And it was so difficult because when the guy was fucking me and I was supposed to be quote unquote dead. Right. He was actually fucking me really good. And I'm laying there like, oh dear God. It feels awesome. Like how do I not make a facial? I'm like. Like you know. I go cross-eyed and look like Popeye when I come. I can't imagine. Yeah. And since you can't do that kind of. I'm getting wet thinking of it right now. Because you can't do that kind of content here in the United States. Like my thing now is like, okay, I just want to be a dead body in Law and Order. Oh my God. Or some sort of B-movie horror film. I just want to be like mutilated. I want to do a bathtub full of blood. And do like the queen. Come over to my house. You know, I'll shoot you that way. We'll do it at my house. That would be so cool. When I shoot you for ginger. At gingerlandauctions.com. I'll shoot you in a bathtub. We'll use. What was her name? The blood queen. Was it Queen Anne? The. Oh, the one that cut everybody's head off? No, no, no. The one that bathed in all the girl's blood. Oh, that bathed in blood. She's on. What was her name? Fuck. I'm having like a history brain fart moment. I'm thinking of Coven right now. Because that's one of the shows that I watch. No, no, no. She bathed in blood? Yeah. She used. She would kill. They have a couple of different stories. But they're all. The main thing would be that she would kill young girls and bathe in their blood to keep herself young. Isn't that Lucretia Borgia? It might be. Yes. Yeah. Who is it? Lucretia Borgia. Lucretia sounds right. Oh, is there a show? The Borgias? The Borgias. Yeah. The Borgias. With Jeremy Arians. Right. Hot. I want to do that. There's a lot of mainstream scary stuff that I would like to do. And the blood thing sounds kind of. What would we use for blood? You can use. They have gallons of fake blood. Fake blood. Just fake blood. Yeah. And I checked on some of them. Some of them do use corn syrup. But some of them don't. Yeah. And those would be safe to bathe in. Yeah. You can actually add a little bit of like dishwashing detergent to your mix. And that helps you like get rid of it without like dying your whole body pink. Oh, really? Because that totally died my skin for a moment. Do you put what with it to mix it? I've got a little thing of fake blood in the other room. I actually have some with me. Or like laundry detergent. You use like liquid soap. Speaking of. I just have. I swear to God. I'd be the best girl. What was that show they used to have where they would go? So and so. Not coming down. But OK. If you've got this in your purse right now, you win the car. And they would ask for. Price is right. Was it the price is right? I don't know. Bob Barker. They would ask about stuff in your purse. Yes. They would say. OK. Anybody. No. Anybody who has, you know, a rubber band and a safety pin. Raise your hand. And you would win like the big prize was the last thing of the day. That's so random. It was this old show a long time ago. I would be such a winner in that show. I actually have fake blood in the cabinet out there. Oh, my God. I love it. I guess if I got like if they asked for lube and sex toys or something, I would win. But let's see what you can do with lube and sex toys. Yeah. There should be like a price is right sex edition. Yes. Oh, my God. Could you imagine like nothing but like sex toys and objects being behind the door? Yeah. That'd be hot. Well, I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I would love to play another game. Will you play another game with Kelly? You don't mind? Yes. Will you play another game with Stevie? No. Okay. That's because Stevie doesn't have big natural boobs. I'll play with Stevie. Stevie is actually going to ask us the questions and we're all going to play. And what we have to do is he's it's I can't think of what it's called. I don't want to. I can't read it without my glasses, but I'll just say it's the language of love, lust and sex. And what this is, there are all kinds of different codes for different things. There's things that are just initial. There are things that are numbers. And what we have is a bunch of the number ones. So Stevie is going to take turns going around the room asking us, what does, you know, this these three numbers, what do they mean together? And you have to come up with an answer. If you get it wrong, there's a bag over there that you reach in and you find anything in that bag and you have to turn it into a sexual object with one of us in this room. Oh, my God. I love this. I'm going to always get them wrong. All right, Stevie, do you have the first question in the line? Love, lust and other category. I think that's what it's called. I do have that. All right. He's getting it ready. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn and Kelly Shabari and Stevie and Jessica Ryan right here, right now. That's where you are. We've got Jenny in the back looking very sophisticated, very sexy with those pearls on today. Your hair is pulled up. I'm thinking, Jenny, you should. Can you just get naked on the other side of the glass? No one will see you. I know that you're. You're a behind the scenes kind of a girl, but I'm thinking both of you, you and Andy, both of you just get naked. And wouldn't you feel better about this, Jessica, if they were naked? I would feel so much better, especially I love her lip color. I know. Isn't it gorgeous? So just get. She's very like very kind of Stepford wife pearls and red lipstick. It makes me curious what's underneath. I know. I want to try everything to get to the bottom of her. We're not going to give up on it. Now she's looking all shy. Andy, take something off. I'm actually. I'm actually just more excited that Jessica might be doing something sexual with me. I might be some boobage. We'll see. Oh, if we're lucky. If we're lucky. All right, Stevie. The first question. I've had a request to perhaps show my boobs on air. There's been a lot of requests for that. Everybody wants to see the beautiful Kelly Shabari's titties on air. Jessica Ryan, what is the first question that you're going to be asked? Stevie, what are you going to ask? Yeah, you ask. What's a four effer? A four effer. A four effer? A four effer. How do you spell it? That's like B for effort? Four dash F dash E-R. Oh. I have no idea. Well, I can say, I'll just make something up random and see what kind of comes out of my head. Very fuck fantastic feline. That sounds great. I would guess you're like, like you use BFF. It's like fuck friends forever. Oh my God. That would be my guess. Yeah. I would kind of go along with that too. Ah. I want to fuck friends forever. Fuck friends. Um. Wait. Okay. Ah, yes. Fuck friends forever. Your glasses are even raising for you. Does that mean you have a lady boner? I have a lady boner. When your glasses go up. It does. That's what it means. Instead of your pants, it's your oop. So, so what's a four effer? A four effer is the find, feel, fuck, and forget. Oh, I like that. Forget. I like that. It's kind of like catch and release. Catch and release. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You feel them, fuck them, forget them. Really? It's like a song. Yeah. It's like. Oh, really? I'm a big fan of that. I think it's like being a slut. I've done that many times. See, I'm one of those girls, like even though I get super horny and molesty, like just randomly, I like to know a person before I fuck them. Me too. Yeah. For multiple reasons. And the biggest reason is I am totally a germaphobe when it comes to sex. I'm around too many people to not think. Oh. Especially in porn. Yes. See, I've been with my man for six years, so I've never had, I haven't had another dick in almost six years, so I don't even think about it. I don't worry about it at all. But what about pussy? I mean, pussy can, like some girls, they don't think about that shit. I'm really, really particular. Like even on the show, if I'm going to lick a pussy, I put a piece of saran wrap over it. I've never had that. Like I hate. Is that like when a glove is touching you? Like I hate saying it. I put a little bit of oil on first, a little bit of gut oil and put the plastic over your pussy. It's not the same as, it's a whole different sensation. It's fucking amazing. Yeah, we had to do that with Ella Darling the other day. Right. This week. I have this weird thing with gloves. I've created a monster. Like you know the latex gloves? I have a whole box of them. Yeah, yeah, dental dams. That feels really good with a glove in your mouth. I want to see what that feels like on my pussy. I've got gloves. Let's do it. I've got gloves. I think we should do this. Well, you just lost the first round. Yeah, so. So you have to reach into that bag. So I wander over there and get something? Pick something up and then you have to do something, make it into a sexual object with Kelly Shabari. Uh-oh. Oh, with Kelly. I'm only waist up though, so. I'm only a waist up. I'm only waist up lesbian. Only waist up lesbian. Yeah, so I will. Hold on. I'll take my. Nah. I'll take my boobs out. Ah! Oh my gosh. Kelly Shabari's getting my boobs out. I'm sneaking over here with you. All right. Now you don't get to look in there. You just have to reach in. If you've seen some, there's a bunch of stuff, so just find something and make it. I'll reach down where I haven't seen things. Okay. This feels a little peculiar. If there was something that you already found that you liked. All right. Just come on. Wait, wait, wait. It. It. It. Matches my bra. Oh, no way. Oh, it does. It's a purple feather that matches Kelly Shabari's bra. Exactly. They're the same purple. So what size are your boobs? I heard like a really quick. They are 30. Perfect. No, I'm sorry. 40. 40 double D's. Holy shit. 40 double D's. Now you were talking about really loving, great, big, beautiful, large, real tits. You have great tits actually. She's got. Thank you. Fabulous. Fabulous titties. So we've got. They're kind of small. Jessica Ryan down on her knees. It is warm in here. In between. I'm kind of moving back so we can see it. Now she's taking the feather. Kelly has pushed both of her titties together. Jessica Ryan on the floor, on her knees, wearing absolutely nothing. And she's taking the feather and rubbing it underneath the nipple around. Breathing on my nipple. Breathing on the other nipple. So cheesy. While she's tickling. She's such a tease. Oh, the lips are getting closer and closer. I don't even see the feather anymore. I know it's supposed to be used. Oh, now it's going right in between. And Jessica's got her beautiful. Oh, she went in. She's in on the titty. She's done it. She made the grade. Going for the nipple. Very gentle. Very sexy. Just a little bit of bite. The tongue is coming out. Suckling on it. Licking it. Her tongue is going up and down. There was just a little nibble there at the end. And now. She's responding so incredibly well. I'm watching. I have really, really, really sensitive nipples. I love that. Like when I was. I've said this on the air more than once. But when I was a kid, I used to be able to play with my nipples and have an orgasm. Yeah, like that. I'm so fucking jealous. I can feel that in my clit. I'm so fucking jealous. I can feel that. Yes. Wow. Let me move the camera a little bit more so we can see exactly what's going on there. You have gorgeous nipples. Thank you. And for the fact that your tits are natural. I've got to say. I might be changing my nipples. I might be changing my nipples. I might be changing my nipples. I might be changing my rule of fetish for big boobs. Aren't they beautiful? Kelly Shabari has one of the nicest sense of tits in the business. And in life. You've just got a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful set. Oh, and look at their wig lens. So nice. The feathers going in between, over the top. Little flutters. Little featherly. Featherly? Featherly moments. Little featherly. Featherly moments. Featherly. Yeah, moments. I'm getting tired. I'm not. They're not even my nipples. And I'm getting tongue-tied. Kelly Shabari, do you think this counts as a sexual event with a feather? I think so. All right. I'm going to give the fake cowbell since I don't know what my cowbell is. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. All right. That was question number one. I'm going to leave that for you. Jessica Ryan came in with a feather and made it a full-on fabulous. Should I have this? Fabulous. Right, because you'll be playing with it the rest of the show. Well, we're each going to. I'm going to have to get in there and do something, too. So just leave it. Yeah, I'll get to it. All right. Now, Stevie, what's the next question? It's my turn. You're going to ask. Oh, I do my cowbell. All right. Yay. It is super hot in here. I know. It's because of you. I love it. It's a cowbell moment. I'm all sweaty. This is so you encourage the girls to get naked. Do you want me to lick underneath your titties, lick your sweat off? Do you like flicking sweat off? Yeah. Do you really? I mean, no. You know what? I really like you, Jessica. I'm not going to lie to you until just now. And that was rude. Why would you think that I would, for a second, want to lick the sweat from under your tits? Well, you know, I like making people do things. What is it? Mountain Dew? Little Mountain Dew. Little Mountain Dew. Oh, as she crawls over here. I want to make you meow when you do that, though. Oh, she will. She'll purr. Oh, and she is. Mmm. Yeah. Oh. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I mean, the fun part about that is that as she's like licking the underside of your boob, like her forehead and her eyes and her eyelashes and all that get all over your nipples, which is like super hot. I love it. Mm-hmm. Ooh. Yeah, your nipples do point up, which is nice. It's very, very, very lovely. I thank you. I think you're done with like the underside. You're just full on just in boob land now. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very thorough. Oh. Oh. She's got to get all the sweat. Got to get all of it. She was really dirty. She was a very dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty girl. Well, you know, I think it's because I am a ginger and your name is Ginger. There you go. You understand the level of filth they bring to the table. All gingers do. Yes. They do. They do. Think ginger spice? My natural hair color is a chestnut. Oh, no way. Yeah. That's pretty hot. It's kind of a chestnut red brown. Does it come out chestnut red on your bush, too? Not so much. Not so much anymore since I dye it blonde. She'll show you. I'll show you in a minute when we get to the next game, the next part. All right, Stevie, what's the next question? What's my number? Your number is 49. Or 49er. Okay. So 69 is obviously where you've got, you know, two people going at eating each other's pussy or sucking cock and eating pussy. 49. So 49. Is that in San Francisco? It can be. It's going to be. A 49 is two guys sucking each other's cocks. That's 49? That's a 49. Okay. 49 is a term for a large, muscular cross-dresser. I'm so close. Really? Oh. A transvestite. Oh, I know why. Whose true gender is evident. I know why. Why? I don't get it. Okay, so there's a Monty Python song called I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay. I wear, I like to wear women's clothing. Okay. Or I like to wear women's panties. No, I like to wear women's clothing. So I think it's based from that song. Because a 49er is a minor. So it's not really a lumberjack. Oh, the minor. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure. I wouldn't doubt if it was a Monty Python reference. Can I Google this and see what this, why this is? What a 49er is? Yeah. Why a 49er is a transvestite? I don't know. But I'm a 49er. I'm going to go get something out of the bag. And now are we going to, let's see, you went crisscross. So you did something to Kelly. So that means I have to do something to Stevie. Oh, gosh. Reaching in, feeling around. And I put those things in that bag. Find something. I know what I just found. Just rummaging around. What are those, noodles? No, these are zip ties. Are the zip ties. Why did I not grab the zip ties? I've got a bag of zip ties. You could have done Tai Chi. No, you could have done Tai Chi. No, you could have done some, yeah, some breast bondage. Oh, my God. That would have been fun. I can't do that with Stevie. A friend of mine who is a, like a sadist dom in Vegas, does a whole line of breast bondage videos called Blue Milk because it makes the breasts go blue. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, Blue Milk. I like that. I'm going to do, now, I want you to still be able to use your hands, so I can't tie them behind your back. But I'm coming in. Uh-oh. This is killing me. I am in trouble. It's got to be in a sexual way, of course. Sexual way. Ginger is making her way across the table over to me. With a bunch of zip ties in her hand. And who knows what she's going to do. Why is it that gay and 49 are just as synonymous with the football team? Bad, bad, bad. That's all that came up, right? Yeah, that's all I've seen. Are you slapping him in the face with, yeah, Ginger slapping Stevie in the face with, I don't think that's what it's for. It's really not for that. Oh. No, but see, I'm making it sexual. It's sexual now. It's sexual. Bondage is sexual. Bondage is very, very sexual. Like, it's a penis. If I had a cock, I'd be smacking up against it. This is your little alien white cock. I'd be making you take it down your mouth. I'd be making you take it. Wow, you're just, like, going at it. Or it could be, like, a DNA swab or something. I'm going to put one on, one arm. Make sure you can get that off. Yeah, you're going to need scissors after that. Is that too tight? It's kind of tight, but. Yeah, you know what? That. And then his hand goes blue. Oh, well. All right, give me this. Oh, well. Could that be a blue run? Oh, well. I have a twisty tie on one. It's not even a twisty tie. What is this called? A zip tie? They're zip ties. Now, if I get into the van and the guy has zip ties, what do I do? No, you leave. I leave? Okay. Yeah, that's when you leave. That's when you leave. Unless you want that kind of attention. Yeah. Yeah, but Stevie gets into vans with strangers all the time, and it's never good. He does. That's questionable. Yeah, he doesn't even wait for anybody to offer him candy. He just goes, hey, white. Oh. White panel van. I'm in. They've been popping off. There'll be, like, white panel vans all over, like, West Hollywood, and they'll, like, be driving. They'll get to red light, and then, like, once the car starts again, they'll be like, what? Why are you in here? Stevie's like, hi. I love it. Okay, now. Is that when you, like, start pulling your pants out, and you're like, right, me. Right? Okay, now, this is what I've made Stevie into, because they're not big enough to go around his neck. You made a daisy chain out of. No, he's going to be my dog. He's going to be my three-legged dog. Get down. A three-legged dog? Get down on the ground. Oh. Three-legged dog? Yeah, you only have three legs. Don't get too far from the mic. I only have three legs. I'm just going to walk him around. Keep talking. Okay. So you're just dragging him around. Yep. He only has one hand. One. He has one hand on a zip-tie leash. Speak. Speak. Speak. Speak. Oh, woof. Speak. Woof. Woof. Woof. My dog wouldn't get that either. Come on. Come on. He's a good boy. Such a good boy. Okay, now, I want you to stop and lift your leg and pee-pee on my chair. Okay. Oh, my God. Wow. This is kind of taking this entire experience one step further. Well, I have a good friend that's actually into dog play, and I think it's so fun. Is it Chris? Is it Slut Bottom Chris? No, no, no. Oh, my God. Slut Bottom Chris is amazing. Is he dog play, too? He's a puppy. Oh, I love a puppy. But he is completely into anal play. My thing with Slut Bottom Chris, though, I have not worked with him, but he has said things on... I have a thing on Twitter that really makes me want to abuse him. Well, maybe that's why he posts that. The shit that he says, like, it really brings my sadist out, and I really want to hurt him. He actually can get fisted all the way up to a girl's elbow. Oh, wow. No fucking way. Yeah, complete... But that's not state legal. State legal? Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't do it. Yeah, in the U.S., you can only do four fingers, and your thumb has to be out, and I think it only goes up to your knuckle. Yeah, but he... Otherwise, it's... What he does in his private life... Yeah, he's definitely not on camera. Yeah, that's entirely true. But yeah, he says that he's actually had people, like, fist him right up to his elbow. I want to double fist somebody. I've gone up to my shoulder. Really? In the butt or in the vag? In the butt. No. I don't think you could do the shoulder with the vag. Probably not. I know Bella Donna's put, like, her foot in things. I've put my foot up somebody's pussy. Yeah, I've put my toes into somebody's pussy. Those are hot. I like toes. Toes are good. It's much easier than you would think. I don't really want toes in my pussy, though. Like, I just... It was just one of those things. We were done, and we were laying there together, and we were kind of touching each other's, you know, laying across from each other. And she was a ginger, too, and we were just rubbing feet and rubbing the insides of legs and just kind of laying there. And I just put my big toe, and I started playing with her pussy, with her clit. And it was so wet that my toe slipped in, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I did the, like, is it okay? And I put the second... It was an accident. That's a hot accident, though. You know, we didn't plan... It wasn't like, oh, God, I want to fuck you. It was just one of those things. It was one of those things that just happened, and we had a... It was one of the hottest fucking... We took photos. It was great. That reminds me of when I was in high school, there was a movie. It was like a teen movie, one of those really campy things. Like, the one thing that I remember from it was it was a cheer squad, and one girl was the quote-unquote good girl, but she was also a little bit of a slut. And she would go up into the... What do they call it when they're held up? It's not a pyramid. It's just when they're holding them up on their... Oh, yeah. I don't know cheerleader moves. You know cheerleader moves. I know dance. I don't know cheer. Oh, no. I was no one cheerleader. Oh, okay. But when they pop her up onto... I know what you're talking about. ...the one that they're holding. Right. And the guy slips his finger into her pussy when she's up there. Wow. And I'm just like, that's really fucking hot. I would have totally joined cheer if I had a male cheerleader sticking his fingers into my badge. Or a female cheerleader. Anybody. But see, the thing is, with a guy, they have bigger fingers. Bigger hands. Oh, my God. I dated a guitar player just because of it. Because of his fingers. I've got gloves. I've got lots of gloves. Wait, let me show you my... No, let's go on with the game. It's Kelly Shabari's turn. Okay, so Stevie. Stevie, do you have a question? I do. What number do you have for Kelly Shabari? I'm giving Kelly an easy one. An easy one? An easy one. An easy one. She's going to get it. Right? Maybe. Probably not. Probably not. My track record hasn't been good lately. What is a three-point shot? Well, a three-point shot is a basketball term. Okay. Right? But this is a sex term, right? I don't know anything about basketball. But this is a sex term? Yes. So these are all sex terms. Something sexual. So a three-point shot is, I don't know, being able to jerk off and come at a distance and it lands on her face. Oh, that's good. That's a good one. Yeah, because a three-point shot in basketball is like you get the shot like from the ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From the distance. The distance. Yeah. Ah. A three-point shot, that's code word for female masturbation. What? A three-point shot? So if I say I need a three-point shot? Yeah. Then you just need to go masturbate. Really? I just say I'm going to go jerk off. I mean, I'm... It's the code word for it. You say, you know, I got a three-point shot to make. I'll see you guys later. What? I got a three-point shot. I got to go. That's... I didn't know that one. I've never heard that. Jenny's laughing. Because she's doing a three-point shot right now. Oh, she is. Woo! Go, Jenny. I see you. You got one hand on your... Jenny's doing a three-point shot. Jenny's doing a three-point shot. Okay, so for those of you who can't see because there's no camera pointed at her, she's got one hand clutching her pearls because she is wearing like a nice strand of pearls and red lipstick today. She's very kind of Stepford wife today. She's very proper looking. I want her to have a cardigan on though. Yeah, right? And then one hand is like below the table. So who knows what she's doing down there? Three-point shot. Completely. What? She's like diddling away. The way I look at like a three-point shot is that you can have an orgasm via your clit, an orgasm via your G-spot, and I think you can actually have a cervical. Or an anal orgasm. Or an analgasm. You could. Oh, those are the best. Yeah. Have you had one? I love anal. They make me squirt sometimes. I've done it once during anal. Yeah, it's fucking hot and you're just going, whoa. I love it. Like especially if you're bent over and you squirt when you're getting fucked in the ass and it just runs down your leg. Oh, it's so fucking hot. Yeah, anal for me. I have a pee-pee thing. Yeah, my pride. Do you? Do you go to golden showers? As well as, yeah, I'm into golden showers. She has a pan. No way. I keep a bedpan here in the studio. She's been peeing on the radio for years. I've never peed on anyone or been peed on. Do you want to pee in my bedpan? Do you have to pee? I do, actually. Do you want to? It's already mine. I'll do this. And this is how the chaos goes. I'm just running for the pan. Right? Yeah. She's like, oh my God. Have you gotten to use the pan since this show, guys? Has it gotten started? Have I used it? Yeah. Only I have. Only you've used it. Okay. This is a first. So this is a maiden guest voyage on the SS Ginger's bedpan. Okay, so using a bedpan, what's the most comfortable position to get into? Just sit on it. You just sit on it. Oh my God. You put it on the chair. I just put it on the chair. All right. And I just over the bag. It's antique. Just sit on it where you're comfortable. Oh my God. This is so funny. And it's going to go right into the pan. All right. All right. Hold the microphone down there. All right. Oh, hold the mic. Yep. So we can hear it. Hopefully I don't get a shy bladder. Don't get shy. I'm shy. Jessica Ryan in studio. I have to slowly relax into it. Oh, there we go. Just relaxing. Sitting on my bedpan. This is so hard to do. I'm so happy I'm peeing right now. Just let it go. It's so good. You're just doing it right here. You've got a room full of people. I had a really full bladder. And you're just letting it go. Doesn't it feel sexy? It feels. Yeah. And I think. Oh, there we go. Do we have baby wipes or anything? Yes, we do. Hold on. Let me go get you one. I cannot believe I just peed in a radio studio. Wow. All right. And that thing is it's antique. How old is it? It is. It's very vintage. She's busting out with the red licorice. I'm not sure what's going on. Hey, red licorice. Oh. Yeah. I completely forgot this. Kelly's going for the licorice. Kelly's going for the licorice. Kelly's going for the licorice. Kelly's going for the licorice. I'm going for the red licorice. Ginger's looking for a baby wipe. I'm going for a red licorice. They're a little stale. That's all right. But they're still good. Baby wipes flying in. I'm so happy that I can. Now, I'll take your pan. Okay. Let me slowly stand up so it doesn't go spilling. I had to pee a lot. That's okay. We have a foolproof assistant here. She's been doing this for a long, long time. I love this. She has this down to a science. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Just bag the pee? Just bag it up, baby. That's a bag of pee over there. No mask, no bus. Yeah. Ginger is picking up this bag of this beautiful golden piss in a bag that was just, you just let it trickle out. It's going right into the garbage. Oh, my God. This kills me. Ginger, I love you. I love you. Welcome to Blame It On Ginger. I love it. That's why we call it Blame It On Ginger because there's, you know, there's no script here that says, you know, pee in a bedpan. There's no. No, there really isn't. And then when you leave, you're like, oh, God, what did I do? And you can just blame it on ginger. I'll blame it on ginger. Can I steal one of the red licorice? Yes. I'm all over that. I don't care if it's still. Is it piss or is it like sensual urine? How do you even say that? It's like, it's not a golden shower. Hot. Hot. How do you say? How do you describe? It's not a golden shower because you're not showering it on anybody, but you're just. It's water sports. It's water sports. Water sports. It's a golden shower in a bag. It's still water sports. Golden shower in a bag. That's ginger's golden shower to go. Oh, my God. So, yes, because later you could just poke holes in it and like hold it over somebody. I could. Yes, that's. Maybe this is this is preparing me for my kinky week because, you know, the last time I was around some of these people that there was peeing on a slave. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. And all sorts of other things. And I was just like, I'm not I'm not really up for that right now. I want like, yes, I want to, but I'm just going to sit here and watch right now. The thing that's that's sexy about it is it's the control. You can pee a little bit. Start. Stop. Start. Stop. I hear for guys. That's really hard to do. Do you hear that noise? I do. Yeah. We've got a really weird. Is there like a magic? It's like a buzzing. Is the Shibari wand on somewhere? No, I don't think so. Is it the bag? No. No. We've got a weird hum. There it's gone. OK. Oh, all right. So Kelly Shibari. Yes, ma'am. Was that your question? Yeah, it was my question. I got it. I got it wrong. So you have to choose something out of the bag and use it now on Jessica. I think you're still flustered that I just peed. I am. I'm so excited. That was so fucking hot. Thank you for doing that. You're so welcome. Really? Nobody's peed in here for you before? Just me. No one else has done it yet. No. I'm glad I could help. I know what I'm doing. Everybody gets shy, you know, because it's such a taboo thing. And it really I don't just go pee on anybody. I mean, it's a very private thing. I let my lover do it. You know, I just don't have people. We're really like we have special like for his birthday. I'll get him a girl or he'll get me a girl for my birthday. And we have very special occasions where we choose somebody. And and, you know, we're we're we're we're like a lot of fun. And we do use peepee. Now, there's a mask over there that I have. It's actually called a a a cum bucket. Oh, and you put it over your head. And it's if you want to have multiple men come in your mouth. Do you ever fucking way? Yeah. That's how good for my 28th birthday. What's it called? Good. Good. Not Bukkake. Bukkake is just dump on your face. Good. Good. Which is G.O.K.K.U.N. Means to like put it all in a bowl and you drink it. That makes me want it because for my 28th birthday, I want to do. How old are you? 19. You're 27. You're 27. I thought you were 19 for a minute there. I would have bought it. I would have said, oh, my God. Yes, I can buy that one. I want to do a gang bang for my birthday with 28 guys, though. Oh, for your 28th birthday. And every guy I want to do like just 29, 30, slowly up it. So if I continue on to it and I end up I'm 100 years old, maybe I'll have it. You'll have 100 of them. You'll have 100 men. I have I have what I want to do. But Jessica needs to keep her eyes closed. Jessica, close your eyes. You can still eat. OK. I'll close my eyes. For now. And until until Kelly tells you differently, we are playing a little game of I don't even know what it is. It's grab bag. It's it's, you know, by the numbers. Kelly, your Mary Poppins. It could be. Oh, Kelly's coming in from behind. I just saw Jessica shiver. There's Kelly has something that she's rubbing up and down. Jessica's naked back, sliding it from her lower back up the middle underneath her. I am sweaty. Just on her left side. It's something soft and velvety and smooth. And it's being rubbed all over. Now it's on Jessica's left titty. I had to go right or left from here. It's your it's your left or left titty rubbing it over her nipple underneath. It's something. Oh, now I think a little pinch came in. A little bit of the shibari came out of Kelly going back around. Now you've got to remember. Jessica Ryan is completely naked. So she's rubbing it up and down her sides, over her titties, on her arms, on her nipples. I'm liking it with my eyes closed, though. Just loving this. This whatever it is that's touching her skin. Now she's going up her neck and onto her face, down her throat, over her shoulder, down her arm. Oh, down to the right thigh. I can't quite see what's happening underneath the table. But I know that. Jessica. Ryan is wriggling and wiggling and squiggling in her chair. Kelly's going back around to the other side. We've got a beautiful, naked, redheaded girl with big, big, beautiful cock sucking lips. Her nipples are hard. Her pussy is exposed. Every part of her body. She could not be more vulnerable as Kelly shibari caresses her throat and her face and her neck and her titties. I am loving. Is that not wonderful? Ta-da! That deserves a cowbell. I love it. That is a rabbit pellet. I'm going to have to do that to somebody. And you know what? Which is funny because it's got a buffalo on the back. A pelt. Pelt. It's got a buffalo on the back. Oh, it's probably supposed to be like some sort of Native American. I bought it in Sturgis, South Dakota. Oh. So it must be like whoever the tan is. What was South Dakota like? You know, starting in 1997, I went every single year. My dad rode Harleys. and I was the girl on the back of his bike. Oh, that's right, Sturgis. Sturgis, yeah, it's the bike rally. How was that? I have more wonderful memories of that. And it was like my dad and I, he was my best friend, and that was our time together. How cool. So every year we would meet up for a week, sometimes two, and just ride through the Black Hills of South Dakota. Oh, my God. And just I know every canyon, I know every stream, I know every, you know, you've got hail one second, you've got 90-degree weather the next, you're being snowed on, and you're underneath of a bridge, and then the sun comes out, and you're sunbathing topless, you know, someplace. And it was fabulous. It was amazing. Sturgis makes me want to get a cruiser for sure. Well, I've got a bike that's for sale if you're interested. It was my dad's. What? What? What? What? I know. Okay. What? You're just looking frantic in the booth there for a second. Oh, yeah. You know what? She always looks frantic. Okay. She's playing with me. She's playing with her pussy. That's her. Oh, that's what's going on. Her, what's it called? Three and one? Three-point shot. Three-point shot. That's her three-point shot face. She's back there doing three-point shots. Anything new? What's your new movie that just came out, Jessica Ryan? Okay. So I have the, gosh, I always finger, I forget. You fingered it? I fingered it. It's Finger Licking Girlfriend's Three, and it's the MILFs versus teens. And I was in the- It was like Cougars versus Cougars. Cubs. Yeah, and I was in the younger crew. I was going to say, you've got to be in the Cougar, or the club, the Cub category, because I thought you were 19. I know. Well, and it's funny, because who else was on it? They had Cindy Starfall on the MILF side. Really? She's only 23. What? And I'm like- She's tiny. She's so tiny. She looks so young, too. Wow. I'm like, I don't know how I got booked on this side, but sure, I'll go for it. And the company is Smash Pictures, correct? Yes. And it was actually one of the most fun shoots that I've done yet, because we actually got to play soccer. Oh, how fun. And it was funny, because you could tell the girls that have actually played it at one point in time in their lives versus the ones that hadn't, and it was a lot of fun. And it was all girls, girls versus girls. Now, did the Cougars hook up with the Cubs, or was it- Yeah, and I did a creepy one with Sovereign Sire, where she- I love Sovereign. Oh, my God. Her lips were awesome. I love her. But- I totally prove it. We did the creepy thing, like, would you teach me how to play with girls? And it's like- Oh, I love that, though. I just, my pussy just squished when you said that. Did it? It's creepy in a wonderful way, yes. Isn't it? It really is. Oh, my God. It's just kind of creepy in a wonderful way. Thank you. You are welcome. I do take that as a compliment. You're just so wonderfully creepy, gentlemen. I thank you. Aw, you say the nicest things. I do. It's not creepy. It's not creepy. It's not creepy. It's not creepy. It's not creepy. It's wonderfully perverted. Yes. Wonderfully perverted. Yeah, because creepy is like- Creepy is creepy. If there's like that dingy side of perversion. Yeah. What my boyfriend says is that I'm twisted, and he's twisted in the same direction that I am. So we're both just, you know- You just kind of coil around each other. You have to. You've got to be with somebody that you can be completely open. Do you have somebody special in your life? I do, actually. And fortunately, they put up with me thinking with my dick all the time very, very well. Oh, yay. You know what? It takes a really secure, wonderful man to be able to understand a woman like you or like us. Yeah, it's very difficult because we'll go out. Like, for instance, on his birthday, we went out, and I was getting a little slutty, and there were a lot of dicks and pussies that I like to play with when we were out. And so I was out playing with all of them. And it was his birthday. And afterward, he did bring up like, hey, that was kind of like, it's my birthday. Come on. But at least he said something. It was one of those things like, I can't get mad at you for getting upset about that. No. I get that rule. We have a couple of rules. The main one, though, is no kissing. That's why when you went to kiss me, I pulled back a little bit. Now, if we were having a three-way, abso-fucking-lutely, there's kissing. We've kissed. Then we're okay. But you're my co-host. He knows you. Oh, so I'm safe. You're safe. And he also knows that I'm a waste of lesbian and I'm not stealing you. Exactly. And I'm not just this creepy girl that's all over. I love that. I want to thank you so much, Jessica Ryan, for coming into the studio today. You've been an absolutely wonderful guest. Thank you. I want everyone to follow you on Twitter. It's at JessicaRyanXXX. Watch for Smash Pictures, the new movie that... Finger Lickin' Girlfriends 3. Finger Lickin' Girlfriends 3. Anything else you want to share with your fans? I have a new one coming out soon. For Hustler, it was... Oh, God. Porno... Either Pacific Porno Pirates or Porno Pacific Pirates 3. I love porn titles. Oh, my God. But I got to... I think that's... It was my... I don't remember who I worked with, but I got to be the captain. You were the captain of the show. I... I was the captain. And if we follow you on Twitter, we'll know when your new movies come out. Do you let everybody know everything? I do. Well, I hope she comes back on the show. Well, I'm gonna... Yeah, anytime. I will gladly come back over here. You were an absolute joy. Thank you so very much. Stevie. Stevie! What's your Twitter? My Twitter is SkipHappySnap. So tweet me and see... I'll show up for hookers and hamburgers. What? What was... What? Steak and blowjob. Steak and blowjob day. Steak and blowjob day. Hookers and hamburgers. Hookers and hamburgers. I forgot. It's a new one. Steak and blowjob. Steak and blowjob days. Tweet. Send me a message. Anybody who wants to offer Stevie a steak and blowjob this Friday for steak and blowjob day, please hit him up at... I'll be cooking the steaks. At... Oh, you'll be offering the steak and BJ's. Steak and blowjobs for... Sweet. He's offering the steak and blowjobs. For single people out there. For single boys out there who are... Single boys. Who are interested in receiving a steak and blowjob from Stevie. Actually, you know what? Maybe they'll have to bring their own steak. Bring your own steak and I'll provide the blowjob. There you go. Just hit him up at SkipHappySnap on Twitter. SkipHappySnap. But I have to tell you, when you go and look at him, Stevie does not actually have a pink mustache or pink eyebrows. You should. He does not, so don't let the picture fool you. Kelly Shabari, where can we find you? I am on Twitter and Facebook at Kelly Shabari and also at KellyShabariXXX.com. I want to thank everybody for listening and I'll see you next time. Thank you for listening today here on Blame It On Ginger on Skid Row Studios.com. We'll be back tomorrow with the crack. Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack. Like ginger, this, la-da-dee, la-da-die