Ginger Lynn on celebrity dating and Casino audition

Welcome to my life. I can take a wild guess. You know what's crazy? What is this? Sushi means sex. What is going on on this show? It's the lighter side of the dark side. Oh, no, he didn't. What did you do? Welcome to the lighter side of the dark side. You know it's going to be a good one when Ginger Lynn is already waving her pussy at me. Ginger Lynn is waving her pussy at... We haven't even gotten started. Yes, at Josie Cat. Josie, do you want to say hello to the dark minions since we're starting late? Hello, dark minions. And fuck you guys. And fuck you guys who are fucking with me once again. Anyway, so that's not the way she usually says it. Say it the way you usually say it. Ginger Lynn's here. Hello, dark minions. Yes, Ginger Lynn, superstar. Fucking hot, sexy girl next to me, Josie. Yes, yes, yes. Do you mind if I touch your leg? Oh, I don't mind at all. Who's going to say no to being groped by Ginger Lynn? I guess we're going to get right into it because when I was on... I don't live closer. When I was on Ginger's show... When I was on Ginger's show, I talked about how much I wanted to fuck you. Remember that? You did. Now you see why. Yeah, I want to fuck her as much as you do. We'll see what happens in the show. We've got a better chance. We've got 45 minutes to figure this out. Now, before we get started... Go ahead, ask your question. Okay, well, I might as well do the sponsor. The sponsor today is audible.com. Go to audibletrial.com. Backslash. Dark Mark Show. Can you do my spanking books? What about Ginger Lynn books? Yes. Ginger Lynn, do you have a book on there? I'm sorry, what? Hold on. I was going to get a picture of that, but go to audibletrial.com. Slash Dark Mark Show. I guess you'll just have to do it again. Just go to darkmarkshow.com and you can get a free audio book and a free 30-day trial to audible.com. A lot of people have checked out the audible.com through our website. Not a lot of people have actually got the membership. 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Now that's something you can listen to in your car by Rachel Kramer Bustle, or the book I always pick out for cats, Picking Up an Extra Cock for Cats, a White Double Team Sex Erotica Story by D.P. Backus. Go to audible.com. You get all sorts of naughty books like that. Audibletrial.com slash darkmarcho or darkmarcho.com. I apologize. We started late, but I can see it's going to be a great show. I had to clean up here from Hell's Bell. Well, I didn't want to say it on the air, but thanks. Thanks for doing that. Hell's Bell's in the other room, and she's doing well. She's okay. She's got some water. She's doing better. I didn't kill her. She's doing better. But before she said anything, she said, Ginger Lynn is so sweet. She's so nice. No. And you are. She's a sweetheart. I'm really bad for her. Well, here's the thing. Now, Ginger Lynn is here. If you have been living under a rock. Hello. If you have been living under a rock, Ginger Lynn is a legendary porn star. Also, mainstream actress. Josie, I have masturbated to Ginger Lynn so many times, I've never seen one of her porno movies. Really? Never? Never. Josie, I love you. Oh, yeah. I watched it with John Holmes. Okay. And was he the biggest? Josie, Josie. Was he really the biggest? He was from my wrist to my elbow. He was this big. That big. And you were young then. I was 20 years old, 21. Wow. Josie, if you want to know about big dicks, I kind of showed you. So was he the biggest? I showed you personally. Oh. You're that curious. I was thinking, Mark's got something going on for you over here, Josie. Well, you're not even paying attention to me. You're talking to John Holmes with that. Yeah. I said, if you were curious about big dicks, I could have. I'm trying to find someone to know. If you want to know about big dicks, I could have shown you personally. But what other John Holmes questions do you have? I know a lot of assholes. Right. What other John Holmes questions do you have? Usually, guys, the bigger the dick, the bigger the asshole. And I'll tell you why. Because guys with big dicks. Because. Think that they have a big dick. They don't have to do anything. They just strut. They do their thing. They fuck you. They're the worst fucks ever because they have a big dick and they don't know how to have sex. Well, you know what? You were telling me on the phone, because when we first started, when you got here to Skid Row Studios, we had a great chat on the phone. You told me there was small dick porn back in the 80s. What do they call that? Yeah. There's people that fetish small dicks. Yeah. There's a whole. If you have a small dick fetish and you're a hot girl. Go. Go to darkmarkshow.gmail.com. I might be able to work something out. So. So. Did they have small dick porn? They're specials for everything. For small dicks? Yes. And it's all about humiliation and giving the guy a hard time. And they're usually like a mushroom. They're not. There's like a set of balls. Button dicks. By the way, I brought my fuzzy cuffs. Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh no. The fuzzy cuffs are in the studio. Thinking of humiliating. I'm sorry. I didn't see your glasses there. I'm so sorry. What do you have in mind with these fuzzy cuffs? Cat of nine tails. Cat of nine tails. All right. So. Dark mark. So if you haven't. I think you're assuming that I'm a bad girl. I don't know what's happened to these things. Oh, I don't know what happened. They didn't land in the puke today. Hell's. I mean, maybe. I don't know. Oh no. Anyway. It's like a dirty animal. It's like a homeless animal. Okay. Give them back. Give them. Throw them back. Throw them back. They're really crusty. Okay. I'll get some more fuzzy cuffs. Throw them back. I don't know what that is. Go ahead. Throw them back. I don't want to throw them over camera gear. I'll just set them right there. Anyway. So. So Ginger Lynn is here. Ginger Lynn, if you haven't. She's not only has done adult movies. I'm. I apparently am more familiar with her. Non-porno movies than anybody else alive. Apparently not. You bring up crusty. Crusty cuffs. Hold on. Crusty cuffs. That's the next band I'm forming. And we know why. So Ginger Lynn. Ginger Lynn has. By the way. Josie came from the dentist. So she's overcame that. I don't know. We didn't do anything. He just checked. He said you're good for another six months. Oh, good. Yeah. I was going to say. Your dentist only works on Thursday nights. That was the happiest dentist moment I've ever had. And those are never ever. They're rarely good moments. Right. When they tell you you're good. Go home. You're like. Yes. He scraped my boobie once. I started yelling at him. It's hard to miss. Every time I get on the gas. My dentist is gay as gay can be. I mean like. I ran into. Into him. In an elevator with Doogie Howser. That's surreal. And did I have. Was there a love connection? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And it was one of those very, very. Awkward moments. Awkward moments. I'm like. Did I fuck it on something? Your dentist is a star fucker. Nice to see you. Yeah. Should I have a camera? Just. Producing gay porn. You know what? I've seen them both. I would not want to see either one of them. Doing each other. No. No. No. Doogie Howser blackmail. Yeah. That would have been. Hey, I want a part on how I met your mother. Let's. Let's get it. Let's get it done. All right. Go ahead. What? No. You. You blackmail Doogie Howser blowing your dentist. To get on how I met your mother. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And we're going to reenact your. You actually brought notes. No. I know. Very impressive. Would you like to know who Ginger Lynn has dated? Because I know you've dated some celebrities. I don't even know who I've dated. No. Let's see if your list is correct. Okay. Billy Idol. Yes. Oh, I'm sorry. Wait. You dated Billy Idol. You have to say yes or no. Did she date Billy Idol? I'm going to guess yes. Yes. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What do you say? How long did that? First off, how was he? How big's his dick? And how long did it last? He was wonderful. He was kinky. He was twisted. He was fucked up. Billy Idol? No. I know. My high heels up his ass. What kind of guy? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You stuck high heels up Billy Idol's ass? Oh, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Wow. I didn't know he was that kinky. I stuck a high heel up his ass. Yeah. I'm surprised you never fucked Billy Idol. I was freaked the fuck out but turned on at the same time. And I remember the shoes. They were kind of a satin finished with flowers embroidered on the shoe. And they had this white high heel with red and green and all these intricate details. And I was like, do I really want to mess up my shoe? I was like, hey, love, why'd you stick your high heel up me? I mean, bum. That's kind of how it happened. He was hot. He was hot. He and Charlie got in a fight over who I would keep dead. Not a fight, but Charlie confronted, Charlie Sheen confronted Billy Idol. Oh, really? And said, you know, I met Ginger. I really like her. Could you please back the fuck off? And Billy. Who do you think would win in a fight between Charlie and Billy? I think Charlie. I think Billy. Go with the punk rocker. Or not the Billy. Back when it happened. Talking 25 years ago. Fuck, yeah. I would have been. I would have been Charlie. No. No. Billy was just, he's the, you know, the guys that don't eat. They don't sleep. They don't, they're just, they're the rock and roll guys. Right. Billy was the rock and roll guy. Yeah. I play in bands with those guys. Now he works out. Back then, Charlie was, he had a trainer that came over every morning at 6 a.m. We worked out, worked our asses off. Okay. And so I would have bet on Charlie back then. Today, Billy fucking Idol by just. He works, he works out. I saw him in concert. Oh my God. He looks. He really does. He looks exactly the same. He looks better than ever. Okay. Okay. That's Billy Idol. George Clooney. No. You dated George Clooney? No. Did I? Yes. I know I didn't. If you get it wrong, I get to touch your nipple. Did I? I guess you didn't. Did not? Did not. Okay. She's touching the nipple. Going in. Going in. Going in. How was, so how was George Clooney? How long did you date? Hold that pose by the way. It was about six. You have really, really nice tits. Amazing. So how big was his dick? How big was his dick? I'm distracted right now. Could you do that? Could you do that again please? I'm trying to pay attention. What are we talking about? I don't know. George Clooney, how long did you date him? How big was his dick? I think they were grabbed last week too. Josie juggled naked last week. Josie, you want me to think and play with her nipples the same time? All right. All right. We're going to go down the list because there's some surprising things. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. George Clooney, yes, six months, very nice dick. Okay. But a pig that ate everything in my purse, including my purse. Really? I don't even know what that means. He had a pig. He had a pet pig. Oh, okay. Oh, you were around him a long time. I thought he was like really orally fixated. No, he had a pig that ate my shit. Okay. So we know about Charlie Sheen and we'll talk about that a little bit later. All right. Okay. Now those guys are like, okay, Billy Allen, George Clooney, Charlie Sheen. It's like the dating game. Hot guys. Hot guys. Hot guys. Now here's some surprising guys I didn't know about. Lou Diamond Phillips? La Bamba? I didn't date him. Okay. Did you fuck him? Yes. Why? Why is that? Where is this list from? Is Lou Diamond Phillips hot? Oh my God. This is from who's date of who? Okay. Okay. Let me defend myself here. Okay. Is Lou Diamond Phillips hot? No, but it was when his wife came out as being gay and she was leaving him and it was a sad You were the rebound? I was the rebound. I was the rebound. She left him for Melissa Etheridge? Yeah. And he got you and she got Melissa Etheridge? Yes. I think you got the better end of that deal. Okay. Oh my God. Where is this from? This is from who's dating who? No one knows this. Who's dating who? No one knows this. People know it because who's dating who? He's good at his research. Doug Stanhope. I did a lot of research. Josie, how much research do you think I did? I have a lot of research. I watched Wild Man so many times. Doug Stanhope, the comedian. No, but his girlfriend, yes. You fucked his girlfriend? I fucked his girlfriend. The bald chick? Yes. Because it says you fucked his girlfriend. No, I didn't. I've never fucked a ... Doug Stanhope. But he's funny. He's funny. No, he's a fucking asshole. He's a dick. But he's funny. No, he's not. He's a loser. I hate him. I love his girlfriend. I hate him. I will never ever ... Christian Slater? He's not ... You're so rock and roll. I love it. Where the fuck did you get this list from? Did you fuck Christian Slater? Yes. What? Christian Slater? She fucked a lot of people. She was on the industry of doing it. Is Christian Slater hot, Josie? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 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Never dated Christian Slater. I did tie him to a bedpost with my belt from my waist. Oh, so he's into that. Well, no, but he was that night because that's what he got. Take it or leave it. So, small dick, I'm thinking. No, no, very nice. Okay. Let's move on. Okay, this is the last name and there's no defense for this one. I'm so glad this is not me. There's no defense for this one. Oh my God, this sucks big time. That's not, this is like the best of our human ever. That's my boyfriend standing right there. We have a drum roll. We have a drum roll. You think? No way. Corey fucking Feldman? No. So, let's talk about your new show. You never dated Corey Feldman. No, we were friends for a long, long time. I never fucked him. Ever. Okay. So, let's talk about your new show. Thank you. I was going to read some of the porn titles. Well, she's, we're reading them. My new show. All our fans know. Sex Starve Milfs. What? Sex Starve Milfs. Not in it. Two. That's a, I don't count scenes as movies. Oh, so they're reusing scenes. They're reusing, yeah. I did films from December 9th. I want to come inside your mom, 23. Didn't do it. What about White Mamas? Nope. Okay. Blacks on Coates. Cougars. Okay. Mothersuckers 2. See, these are the new ones. The old ones have the good title. Let me get to the old ones because the old ones have really good title. Hold on. Okay. Are you going to be a monster player? Beverly Hills Cox. Yes. You were in Beverly Hills Cox. I am Susie Cox. And you auditioned for Beverly Hills Cop 2. And I'm Tim. And the director, the late Tony Scott. Tony Scott. Was an asshole. You know what? I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but he's an asshole to you, right? He was, he asked me when I walked in. Well, first of all, I walked into the audition. Suze Randall, who shot me for Penthouse, had set this up. And I walked in. It's Beverly Hills Cop 2. Right. And I'm going, oh my God, this is. This is right when you were going into mainstream movies, right? Fucking cool. Yeah. And I walk in and the girl says to me, she goes, are you wearing underwear? And I'm wearing a white dress. She's definitely not wearing underwear. I'm not that good at that. She goes, are you wearing underwear? You never do. I'm not wearing underwear. I'm the only one in the studio wearing underwear, folks. Boxers. Every week, you have to bust my chops for not wearing underwear. I usually wear. You never wear underwear. Your crack's always in my face. Why is that a problem? I didn't say it was a problem. Nobody has to wear underwear. I usually don't with leggings. Why are you? I'll take it off right now. Let's see. All right. Clear this up because she was talking about your show. I was on your show two weeks ago. Did Nina Harley give me a handjob or not? Nina Harley did give you a handjob. Nina Harley. Did you hear this, Josie? She's so fucking awesome. Nina just went in. Oh, it's true? Wait, yes. Nuh-uh. It's true. Yes, totally true. It's true. Absolutely dead true. Really happened. Okay, also, also. Also, you smelled my crotch. I did. And you said it smelled refreshing and manly. He was so happy about that. Well, you know what? Smell my wrist or my neck right now. Okay. Tell me what I smell like. All right, hold on, hold on. Oh, there we go. Ginger's coming over. I gotta smell this. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm smelling Ginger Lynn right now. Hmm. Oh, he's so happy. Wait, there's ginger. He's in a spell. Okay, now, whose cock was on your neck? No, no one's. No, you smell very nice. No, no, that's, it's a new thing, and I don't remember the name of it. Is this a scented oil? It's Fairmont's, and they mix with your own natural oil. What? What do you need Fairmont's for, Ginger Lynn? She has plenty of Fairmont's. I know she does. She was waving her dress at me. Smell me. No panting. Isn't that nice? Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh... Is that one of your sponsors, the Fairmont's? No. Okay. I just really like what they have. Well, I'll tell you, you were turning me on before, right? You did not need the Fairmont's. Well, she's a sexy girl. I'm just... Please, all I would have to do is... But I'm sitting here with my pussy in your face. All I would have to do... Okay. What's Dance Fever? Oh, my God. I'm, like, the worst dancer, worst singer ever. Hold on. Hold that pose. Hold that pose. So, what is Dance Fever? Dance Fever was a porno movie you did. Josie, get back in that position, will you? Please. There we go. So, what is... There we go. Oh. What was Dance Fever? Was that... That was a porno where everybody... Like, disco? What was that? I don't know. I don't count that. Anything that's a compilation, anything... Anything that they've... They've taken old scenes and made into something new. Do you remember Between the Cheeks? Who wouldn't? Yeah. Okay. All right. Yes. That was dicks in my ass. The Poonies. That would be a takeoff of the Goonies. The Goonies, yeah. The Goonies. And I do know Corey Feldman. I did meet him after I did the film. And I have three of the coins from the original movie, The Poonies. Right. I know people know Corey Feldman. I hear he's cool. You know what? Yeah. Yeah. Josie, what do you know about Corey Feldman? I don't know anything about him. You've never met him? I've seen him around at clubs. Yeah. How about Lust in the Fast Lane? Tracy Lourdes. I hope her tits rot and fall off. Here's where we... Okay, now we're getting to something. I would like to light her hair on fucking fire. I was gonna get to this. There's a beef between you and Tracy Lourdes. What's the beef? What don't you like about Tracy Lourdes? She's a cunt. I've never met the woman. Okay, she's a cunt. Why is she a cunt? I spent four months and 17 days in federal prison because of her. Because she was underage? Ooh. Because she was allegedly underage and she gave... Oh, you think that's a lie? I watched part of your E! Hollywood story and I remember that you talked about this. I hate her. There are two people on my list that I fucking hate. Ron Jeremy's the other one. No. No? Okay. No, no. I despise him. I don't hate him. Right. Well, at least he's improving. And by the way, they have the list of... We'll get back to Tracy Lourdes in a second. They have the list of the top 50 porno actresses or adult movie actors and actresses. You're number seven. I know. I thought you would be top five. Number seven of all time? Ron Jeremy was number one. Which, I mean, he has a high profile. Okay, Tracy Lourdes is number two. Maybe. Well, he's had some mainstream movies that got him out there. Besides them, John Holmes, who's bigger than you? Well, I hope that other pussies are bigger than mine. No, but... She's got her finger between her legs. You should see what's going on over here. I don't want a pussy. Go ahead. I don't want a pussy. Everyone's bigger than me. Everyone's bigger than me. I've got a tiny little pussy. Everyone's bigger than me. So before the trial, did you and Tracy Lourdes get along? No. I mean, you fucked her. I never liked the bitch. Really? No, I have nothing nice to say. Was that because you were rivals? You were number one and two. No, she was just a cunt. Right. From day one. But regardless, you can't deny the fact that at that time, you two were the biggest. Have you ever watched Shark Week? Have I ever watched Shark Week? Shark NATO 2. I've actually been busy watching your movies and watching... And researching thoroughly. Shark Week is amazing. It's the best week ever. It's a week long of people getting eaten by sharks. Tracy Lourdes looks like a shark to me. Her eyes are dead. There's nothing going on. There's nobody home. It's just kill, eat... Was that then or now? Kill, eat, fuck. So she's a manipulative cunt. I hate to say it. She's a manipulative cunt. Your pussy's staring me in the face. I can't talk. I hate her. She's manipulative. She's a cunt. She's a manipulative cunt. She's a manipulative cunt. Well, let's not give her any more air time. Other than that, I love her. But wait, you're staring right at her vagina, Kelsey. How's the shaving job? Because I've seen old pictures of you. She's shaved. She's shaved, okay. So I've seen old pictures of you. She's semi-shaved. She's trimmed. She's trimmed. And her mustache? No, she's trimmed. Because you gotta see Josie. It's like fucking Superfly down there. But that's trimmed, right? Yeah. You've never seen me. What are you talking about? I have no new pictures. I'm making a joke, Josie. Please. I'm gonna pee. No, don't pee yet. Don't pee on me. I thought I cleaned up puke. And now she's saying she's gonna pee. I'm going to peek at her pussy. Oh. Look at it. I'm putting my glasses on. Josie, will you show Ginger Lynn your pussy? Under the table. I won't say it. I have my glasses on. I'm just gonna pull your pants out and peek at it. Just pull the pants down a little bit. Do you want me to turn my back? Is that what has to happen? Come on, Josie. Come on, Josie. Oh, now I'm getting peer pressure again. This is how it works to me. It's ginger. Ginger Lynn, she's the coolest. I showed you mine. I know, but you do that for a living. I just rock out. Rock out with that pussy out. Come on. She gave us. She just wants to peek. She saw mine. Okay, she did. Oh. I told you it's like a fucking rainforest down there, huh? No, she saw my 13 tattoo. Oh, my God. It's very photogenic. What tattoo do you have on her? A 13 tattoo. It's been photographed. Oh, okay. You can see it. I've researched it. I've researched it. I've researched it. It's a perfect pussy. It's smooth. It's a nice pussy. Smooth. It's not shaven. It's edible. The lips are where they're supposed to be. It's enticing. Right. The lettuce is all in the taco. Everything is right where it's supposed to be. Oh, okay. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Could you say the same thing about Ginger? Yeah, I've been looking at her all night. Nice, huh? She's hot. I already said that. Oh, she's beautiful. There's no question about it. It's a great show, and the show hasn't even started. There's no question about it. Well, I have to ask you this question. This is a non-porn question. Yes. And actually, Ms. Lawrence might actually factor into this. Let me just tell you before you ask me this question, I will punch you. I will fucking hit you. No, no, no. I have no problem with that. This is what I... I hit him in the face with a ball last time. I will hurt you. I will hurt you. I love the movie... Go ahead. I love the movie Casino. You love what? The movie Casino. Casino, yes. Right. They say that you auditioned for Casino and impressed Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro that you were right down the line with Sharon Stone and lost out and they named the character after you because her name is Ginger. And everything is correct and true. Yes. It was the biggest role that I was up for in my life so far. Three months. And honestly... It was down to me and they didn't tell me who. I'm going, okay, okay. And I kept going back and I had screen tests after screen test and I met with all these great directors and actors and just amazing people. And you met with Scorsese and you met with De Niro. Yes. You acted with De Niro in a screen test. I did a screen test with fucking De Niro. And how was that? I did... It was kind of boring. Yeah? Yeah. Not like us. Not like... It was... I think he'd done a lot of them and was bored with the whole thing. The whole thing. But... Come in here, we'll do a screen test. No big deal. And then Scorsese was amazing. But did you do this when you were already known as an adult star? Yes. I did this. But they knew who you were. Yes. They knew exactly who I was. Okay, Ginger, let me tell you the sequence. It's a lot of sequences. You're going to talk to De Niro and then you're going to do that. That's what you're going to do. And okay, so you go, okay, action! Right? Something like that? No, it was sitting on... What I remember was sitting on a sofa and Scorsese was telling me what to say or what he wanted the character to be, how he wanted me to play it and I was petrified. Right. I was petrified. I can imagine. I would... Yeah, I understand. And I was probably awful, so robotic, so... Because I already had all my... I did not expect a screen test with anybody that famous. Right, right, right. You know, I'd already been through all the screen tests. It's like, yeah, it's like, okay, Corey Feldman's going to audition with you, that kind of thing. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. So no, they ended up changing the character's name to Ginger. Right. Sharon Stone got the role but I remember my dad, my favorite thing was he sent me this little card. It was a cat holding onto a branch on a tree. Oh, hang on, baby. It was a ham. Friday's coming. Yes, because we were just three months of waiting. Like the Farrah Fawcett. And it was down to me and they didn't tell me it was Sharon Stone. It was me and one other person and it was just one of the things that you wait for. What I will say is that go to gingerloodauctions.com follow me there Right. and watch me here on skidbroadstudios.com listen to me on iTunes and I've got something huge coming up. Uh-oh. Something really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big. I can't say anything except you don't want to miss what's coming up. You've got some exciting news. I've got really exciting, very good, amazing news. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. You're going to come back in the Dark Mark show, huh? That's it. Oh, you blew the whole time. It's a secret. Damn it, damn it, damn it. I had it. No, no, yeah, I'm not going to even mention her again. So I had a question about that and that's, but I mean, because if anybody's seen you do in the Metallica video Turn the Page, Yes. I mean, you can legitimately act. There's no question about it. Have you seen that video? No, but I saw you hashtag it. Right. So I just copied it like I usually do and I was thinking Metallica, which is, okay, that has something to do with Metallica. She's so good and the story is so compelling. Thank you. Thank you. Has nothing to do with the song. No. The song is about a bunch of rockers going to another town and everybody thinks I'm a fag and all this stuff. It's about you. You're a stripper and a prostitute in the film. And a mother. And a mother. You have a daughter. You're going from town to town in hotels. I play a woman of the night. Right. I'm a stripper. I'm a hooker. I'm a mother. I'm a lover. I'm all of these different things. It's a very, very, a victim, but with, you know, I keep my kid with me. I take care of my kid. Right. So I got a lot of flack from women's groups. A lot, because the video is about a woman who is turning the page. She's changing her life going from this to that. And they had asked me to do this film, to do the Metallica video for months and months. And I kept saying, no, I don't want to be the B-movie bimbo. I don't want to be the sex girl. And you're taking a Bob Seger song and bastard. I'm going, here I am. Yeah. On the road again. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. And then I met the director and when he told me his story, he was a director, Jonas Ackerlund. He was on my show. So do you regret it now? No. No, it was brilliant. What he did was he told me his story and how he started wanting, he was a, a, a director of circuses like Cirque de Soleil. Cirque de Soleil. Cirque de Soleil. Cirque de Soleil. Cirque de Soleil. It's easy for me to say. Well, you saw, you saw the Jossie's pussy. I understand why you're a buster. My pussy's open. I'm thinking about Jossie's pussy. Jossie's. All right. Squeezie. But did you get acting offers after that? Because I mean, there's no question there's a powerful performance. Um, thank you so much for that. And no, it didn't really make any big change in my career. Because you went back to porn after that. Pretty shortly after or after, right? Very, very shortly after. Yes. I can, I can look up the timeline, but I, I don't, I don't think I have the time. I, I was telling you that, uh, the thing that I masturbated to the most of yours, the thing that I masturbated to the most of yours, that's what we all have been waiting for. Is the movie Wildman, which is your first non-pornographic movie. It was my very first non-pornographic movie. But it was directed by a porn director. It was. It was directed by Freddie Lincoln. They're more open-minded. Wildman, Wildman is like, it's like a porn movie without the porn. Like the acting's horrible except for you. So, and. No, I was horrible. My, the girl in the, in the cage at the casino. Right. That's my sister. Oh, okay. Is she single? That's my sister. She's dead. Oh. Yeah, she's single. Well, you know, I'm the guy that doesn't, that doesn't stop me. I don't think that's going to make a difference. So, Josie, we're going to do a reenactment of Wildman right now. Okay. Oh, God, no. This is the opening scene. The opening scene. No, you two are, right? Yeah, first off, first off, this dude's supposed to be like, like a James Bond kind of guy. Mm-hmm. But he looks like, he's the biggest dork. He's the biggest dork. in the entire world. He looks like a douche, okay? So, he walks up the stage. He spray painted the back of his head. Right. The cover in the bald spot. Right. So, so, so, I did that with my roots. I watched him do it. And the stuff is bubbling, bubbling. It's not cheap. So, this guy walks up the stage. So, this guy walks into, it's on YouTube now. That's how I know this, this good. No. They plaster federal building across this thing. So, he's walking into the federal building. He walks by these two chicks and these two chicks start giggling because this dork that spray paints his hair walked by. He goes to the office. You're the secretary and I fed you the line. Do you want the line again? Yes. Okay. Do you have an appointment? Okay. So, I'm going to walk in and you're, okay, let's, let's, let's, look at me and action. Do you have an appointment? With you or with him? And then you start giggling. It runs away. Wait, no, and even better is the post-coital scene where I'm like, he's like, hey baby, you slept. You still remember it, huh? No, it was on YouTube. I watched it last night. I wouldn't remember anything. Hey baby, you slept really good last night and you say, I always sleep good after a couple of orgasms. I always sleep good after a couple of orgasms. And then he's like, I'm happy to oblige. It's so bad. It's so bad. But you show your tits so it's, it's, it's, it's jerk-offable. And then your top just falls off. No, no, no, you fucks are in the mood. That happens to me all the time. No, he's a sexy, hold on, I'm going to show him a sexy. Hold on one second. Like now everyone in town has seen my tits. This is sexy. He's behind her like this and you're like writhing in ecstasy. Yeah, so he's like, he's touching your, your boyfriend's here so I'm going to pretend but he's like, he wants an excuse to put his arms around you. And then you say your head starts going back and you're moaning. Oh, jeez. And he's like, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, how fucking long am I going to do this? No, he's just sitting there. No, he's got a picture. Okay. You look really creepy, Mark. My 15-year-old wood dream came true. I did that, reunited the wild man sex scene with Ginger Lynn. Now Ginger, we, we, we, we've got about five minutes to go. Now you and, you and Josie, come on, you got to do something nasty. You got to do something naughty. Okay, hold on. Oh, wait. Our picture came out blurry. do you have the keys to the, the, the, my, my thing? What thing? Not the fuzzy cuffs. No. Oh, yeah, those are, those are. Okay, okay, so, so wait a second. Josie, I think we're going to put up, take some sex toys, but. Oh, no, not for you. nothing, but saran wrap. Saran wrap? Oh, okay. She's going to put a leg around me. Hey, I think we're going to get some saran wrap. Can we unlock the cabinet? I just want. By the way, when Ginger started here, she, she has this whole chest of, of sex toys for her show, and she uses it. Tell us about your show, Blame It On Ginger, while we're getting that. Blame It On Ginger. And by the way, this tie is courtesy of Shane of the Dead. Do you like that? You were saying something else. I love your tie. Shane of the Dead, S-H-A-Y-N-E of the Dead. Go ahead, tell us about Blame It On Ginger. Monday through Friday. Blame It On Ginger is Monday through Friday from 4 to 6 p.m. Pacific Standard Time here on skidrowstudios.com as well as iTunes. Again. She's back. I'm back. You've been here all day. I got you. Oh my gosh. It doesn't matter because she's going to be on the next show right after us. She's going to live here now. She's on a marathon. Chelsea, what do you think of the bling? I saw the ring. I was going to ask you. I got this ring. Do you wear this to keep men away or are you really engaged? No. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm in love. That's beautiful. And this ring symbolizes that ring. I saw it right away. Blame It On Ginger is every day. Every day. That's really cool. And my ring means that I'm in love. I will never fuck another man. I have not in over six years. Uh, and women are a whole different deal. Okay, so now we got some plastic wrap. All right, Josie. Oh, oh, no, you're not going to pee, are you? You just talked about peeing. No, no, just get your pussy out. Josie, get your pussy out. No. No. Come on, Josie, get your pussy out. No. Oh, come on. It's shit your ring. You got to do it. No, I'm not doing that. Josie, what'd you do without her show? No, no, no, no. I'll get mine out. Okay, so wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Okay. So you're putting plastic wrap on your vagina. Yes. Okay. It's like a thong. It's a, it's a saran wrap thong. It seems a little, like it would be a little sweaty. Okay. Oh, you're not going to pee. No, no, no, just touch it. No, that's cool. It's plastic wrap. Come on, there's plastic wrap on it. Go ahead, touch it, Josie. There's nothing there. I am not a girl. Touch, touch Ginger Lynn's vagina. I never have that. If I put the saran wrap on my penis, will you touch that? My face there? Just put your hand there. I don't mind looking. Just pet it. Yeah, go ahead, put your face there. Just pet it. Nah, it's cool. Josie, you're an actress. Josie, pretend you're doing something. What are you doing? You're the biggest, come on, come on, put your face down there. I'm not having my face there. Can I put my face there? You can pet me. Marge wants. Can I put my face there? I can't, huh, because he's there. Her boyfriend's in the studio right next door. Even if he wasn't here, she's... Boyfriend, boyfriend to Josie. So you said you just thought it, yes, so I can put my face down there, right, sir? I can put my face down there? I'm not going to do it. No, it doesn't matter whether he says yes or not. Well, I was going to ask you next, but I just wanted to... Thank you. No, no, it's, it's, a girl can touch it. It's covered. Josie, why doesn't she do that to you? have you ever touched a pussy? Huh? Oh, that's a good question. I'm not into it. You're not answering? No, she's not into it. When you touch a pussy? Probably, at some point, I don't know. You've kissed a girl, you've made it on the show. I've kissed chicks before. Okay. I've never, I've never gone down that, that's not my thing. Do you not want to touch it through the saran wrap? No, that's okay. Look, listen. Listen to this. Listen, listen to everybody. She's spanking it. She's spanking her pussy. She's being naughty. We know about that. Josie, are you familiar with that motion? You know about that, right? Oh, yeah, all girls know about that. Right. So, so, like a pet. Right. Just like men with their, with their... Right, so you're stroking, you're stroking your plastic wrap. I am, I am, I am, I am. Okay, do we have anything else going? Josie, you're such a party pooper. Last week, you juggled topless. What are you doing? What are you doing tonight? Well, everyone in town see my tits, and I'm just, I'm not, I've never been into going down there with chicks, you know? Can you just stroke with the plastic? There's nothing here. There's nothing there. John Holmes has been there. Josie, just keep pushing it. I know how she is. Just touch the plastic. Just pet my plastic. Just, okay. Josie Cat is petting the plastic. Hold on. Hold on, one more time, one more time. Are my hands cold? Hold on. Are her hands cold? They're very cold, yes. Oh, wait a second. Cold hands. Okay, hold on, hold on. You can't even see anything. I'm not seeing, I know. I could be anywhere. Hold on, Josie. I could be on earth. That's what I wanted you to do. My finger up her bum. Oh. That's a good question. Are you into the girl's asses? Are you into the girl's asses? No. And we didn't even ask about butt sex, and we're out of time. My ass is stinky enough. Damn it. Yeah, trust me, Josie, Josie, we know you don't. Josie, we don't wear underwear. Gingerland is sniffing Josie Cat's rancid ass. I have to catch up. No, it's nice. It's nice. Anyway, folks, it's time for the spank train. I can't believe it. You're so much fun. When is the time, Jo? Gingerland, you're so much fun. We're going to spank each other now. Everybody have a wonderfully creepy week. Ooh. Josie, girl, you look so hot. Woo! Thank you. Let me go. Push me down, down on the floor. Give it to me, baby, I need the floor. I can't get it. Sex, junkie, sex, junkie, sex, junkie whore. Sex, junkie, sex, junkie, sex, junkie whore. I'm going, what the fuck's in that? Oh, it's great. Oh, it's great, though. That's cute. Come on. I'm not afraid of you. You're crazy. Come on. Come on. Thank you, guys. Sorry. I just, I've never gotten into it. And you know how much fun you're gonna be talking about, guys. You've gonna. And you gonna see how fair you gonna be. And you gonna see how fair you gonna be. And you gonna see how fair you gonna be. And you gonna see how fair you gonna be. And you gonna see how fair you gonna be. And you gonna see how fair you gonna be. And you gonna see how fair you gonna be.