Body painting, Hitachi wand demo, and color sex psychology

We'll be right back. to play with on Ginger. Stevie's getting crazy already here today. Here we are. That was, now normally what happens during that moment of the show is my co-host is here, Ashley Malloy is on her way, stuck in a bit of traffic, but I would juggle her titties. Stevie has no titties, so come on in, Fozzie. Stevie has no titties, so I chose to juggle his balls. So welcome to the show. I am Ginger Lynn with Stevie! Yay! And I want to introduce our guest, Sarah Flesher. Hello. Artist extraordinaire. Thank you so much for joining us today. Thank you for having me. It's good to have you. If you can get a little closer to your mic. Okay. We want to hear that lovely voice of you, of yours. Oh, now it does. There it goes. And who's the cute guy in the middle? Who's the cute guy? Oh, he's looking around. That's you. She's talking to you. Oh, I'm stuck. Oh, you're stuck. Hi, Fozzie. Hi, Ginger. How are you? I'm good. Been a while. Good to see you. If you have trouble hearing what's coming through the air, it's because of the hat. What? Nothing. We love your hat. Thank you. Love your hat. I know I should have worn the foobar hat. That would have been better, but I decided, you know, we're going to be out in public. Well, that's why I... Oh, here, I'll have to get my tits more in the shot. Jenny, do you want more tits? Because I've got some really good cleavage. More tits. More tits. Really good cleavage here today. Yeah, it's cleavage valley. Yes, yes. And so, Fozzie, now, I don't even know what to introduce you as. Writer. My friend. Friend. Colleague. Writer. Colleague. Someone in the... Ne'er-do-well. Whatever works for you. You know, I'm easy. I'm easier than you, but... I don't believe that. You haven't seen me in a while, okay? So you've gotten sleazy and easy, huh? Yes, ma'am. That's the way I like my men. Sleazy and easy, baby. Anything for you, dear. Oh, it's good to have you. Now, you've written quite a few porn scripts. We'll get around to that in a minute. Yeah. And then we have the beautiful, who I just met and I've fallen in love with Miss Kiana Bradley. Hello, Ginger. Ooh, where does my sound... Uh-oh. That was the wrong sound. Jenny, where's my board? That's scary. So you just had a baby. You just had... You're starting a family. A little bit. Here you go. Here you go. That was the sound effect. I had the wrong board. I'm not wearing my glasses. You want to borrow mine? No, I've got them right here. Oh. I just wasn't ready for it. I was just going, okay, it's button number two. I know that's going to be a clap and it's going to be... I didn't want to give you the clap. I just wanted to clap for you. No, no, no. Please don't give me the clap. I'm not going to go there. I've never had it. We don't even know we're a clean studio. Welcome to the show. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. I'm very excited. Now, are you a writer as well? Um, no. Let me guess again. Cheerleader. I can be. Go to him. I'm sure she doesn't know what she's talking about. You're a doctor. I'm a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys. How's that? Um, I saw your Twitter page today and I looked you up and my boyfriend is a huge Dallas Cowboys fan. Then he's perfect. So he fell in love with you already. He is perfect. Tell him he's got one check, two checks, three checks, all the checks for me. If you're a Cowboys fan, it's everything. It's everything. Everything. Everything. What else do you do besides watch the Cowboys and look sexy? Um... Lots of nice, naughty, wonderful things. I'm looking at that beautiful mouth. Please tell me you're a cocksucker. I do. I do love to suck cock. I was hoping. Was that a little too... Should I just tone it down a bit to start positing? You got me warm. Are you kidding? Did you forget what you do? I didn't think I'd be used to it. I'm just trying to give you some comedy relief here. You know, do the Carson take. Mmm. Oh, well, we've got a great show planned for you. Today, we're going to talk. We've got, as I said, Sarah Flesher. Flesher. Flesher. Flesher. Flesher. Flesher. In studio. And we've got all kinds of wonderful games and things planned out. One of the things I wanted to start with that we can all be involved with here is a little bit about your colors. And I'm not getting all, like, earthy on you here. What I have is your psych test according to your favorite color where your sex lies. What kind of a lover you are. So... Absolutely. I'm going to eat, in my case. We're going to kind of keep things artistic today. We've got all kinds of goodies coming up. We're going to have naked Hiana in the studio. And we've got... Sarah is going to take her lovely hands. And I don't know what she's going to use. We've got gloves if you want them. I don't know how you want to get the paint on. She's a cheerleader. I don't need gloves. Oh, yes. You can teach us some cheers. Can you... Depends on where she's painting. I can get very cheerful. I have no idea. I'm going to leave that up to her. I will be your biggest cheerleader. But we will have three new paintings made today by Sarah of you, Kiana. We'll let you pick your favorite one and take it home with you. Awesome. Cool. Yeah. So we've got all things lined up. So we're going to go around the room. I don't know. I think I'm going to start with Kiana. Kiana, what's your favorite color? Pink. Pink. Yes. Let's see what kind of a lover you are. Unless, of course, they're Dallas Cowboy colors. And then that changes. We can do all of them. But pink is really my favorite color. Most people know what their favorite color is. Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease, to promise more than they deliver. In some cases, they flaunt their femininity but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in a bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg. I believe that. Now, is this any, is this close to you at all? Oh. What do you like sexually? I like, I like excitement. I like passion. Mmm. I like to feel, mmm, I just want to get up there and just do it. I know exactly what you're talking about. I just have to do it. There's people that have told me when I start, when I start having sex, there's a moment that like I switch over and my eyes, I just go, it's like I'm in. Right. And I said this yesterday, it's the one thing that I do that I don't think about anything else. I'm not thinking about I need to do the laundry, I need to go here, I need to get that done, I need to, you know. It's that at that moment. I mean, I can be here on the show having a complete conversation with you and I just realized I need to do the laundry tonight so that's why. So I'm always multitasking except when I'm having sex. Right. So you, are you more of a one-on-one person? Do you like group sex? Do you like, wait a minute, here's the big one, girls? I love girls. Are you kidding me? What is more beautiful than a woman? I'm just saying. I agree. I love women. I'm thinking. I do. I do love women. However, I am more, I think, passionate and in that zone or Ragna zone, whatever you want to call it, when I'm with one person and I'm like totally into that moment. I think that that's. And I kind of like to be in control of it. I can't even lie. Do you? Yes. Yes. All right. So if you were with a man and a woman at the same time, what would you, because I'm going to guess. I'm telling him what to do. Okay. I'm telling her what to do. No. Really? I would be like, so you need to suck his cock here and you need to be doing this to me while she's doing that or you need to be. She always wants to direct, you know? Well, I need to be telling them what to do. I love it. Do you want to have sex with me and my boyfriend? I do. He loves the cowboys and you're fabulous. So of course I do. And he's gorgeous too. So. You are too. That would be awesome. It's one big happy family here around here. It's a cowboys nation. We could even have you come over on a day when there's a game playing and I can be your cheerleader. And you can be your cheerleader. I could dress up as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. And you can make me suck his dick while he's watching the game. You can make me do things to both of you while the game is going on. But you ignore me the whole time and just watch the game. I would totally watch the game. But I'd be like, no, no, no, no. You need to go deeper. Ginger. Deeper. Ginger. Lick that spot, Ginger. Lick it. Hold on. Interception. Okay, you are my new favorite person officially. Seriously. Ozzy, I should have known you'd bring me a good one. I should have known. I'm a class act. Let me tell you. Kiana, how long have you been in the adult film industry? Okay. I am actually retired. But making a comeback. Oh. Yes. I was in the industry approximately 14, 15 years ago. You look like you're 25. I wish I was 25. You look like a baby. Oh my God. You are just stunningly beautiful. Thank you. If you're not watching. You are as well. Thank you. Thank you. You need to be at skidrowstudios.com right now watching this show. If you're listening on iTunes, it's already too late. Don't miss the show. It's from 4 to 6 every day. You can see it live. If you miss it live, you ain't gonna get it, baby. Oh no. You gotta get it live. You're only, all you're gonna get is, you're gonna get the audio later. You're not gonna get the video. Yeah. All right. So we've got Pink. We know that you're in control at all times. And I'm hoping that the Cowboys are playing Sunday. They are. They are totally playing Sunday. No, you know what we'll have to do is I just invited you over tomorrow and you said you were coming over. I can replay. I have last Sunday's game, which we won. We can replay. And we can just live the moment because you know the Cowboys won. Yeah. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was worth watching. Two excitements in one. I don't know. If I could control myself. It'll be just too much for you. But that'd be hot. She's already seen the game so she can put her concentration elsewhere. But I get excited every time I see one. I don't know if she'll be able to focus. Are you kidding? She's so intense. I think she would just be excited all over again one more time. I totally would be. I totally would be. And you, just. I'm okay for a girl. No, you are fabulous for anything. Are you kidding me? You're gorgeous. Thank you. And I've been really excited to meet you since Fozzie told me I was able to meet you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I was able to come on your show. I was like, oh my God, Ginger Lynn, are you serious? I'm so excited. Oh, Ginger Lynn. I was so excited. Oh, I got over myself such a long time ago. I'm really not that big of a deal. Maybe not to you. I say that to my dogs all the time. I'm just mom. I'm remembering the old days. Did I think I was a big deal? Not really. I mean, you may not remember this. I told, I told, I heard this, but I was working for my mainstream agent and your talent agent was in the same office and used to come in all the time. Charles Clay. Yes. You came in and I'll never forget that you came in one day in a gray, like, bodysuit. Gray bodysuit? It looked like, it looked like a little mouse. Bodysuits for the show? Wait, was this for the show? Was this like a shiny one for like Superforce or something? Oh, I hope not. Not a shiny one. No, I wasn't, I wasn't a shiny girl. No, but I wore leggings all the time. So I wore little, little. But this was a whole cat suit. Oh, oh, I remember that bodysuit. Yeah. I remember that and had another one that was almost exactly like it in black, but the black one had seat, had rhinestones all over it. Oh, wow. Yeah. I used to wear bodysuits a lot. I remember you coming in and I was in the reception and I'm just like. Fozzie's chewing on his knuckles right now. I saw her in a, what was it? A bikini, a fur bikini. A fur bikini. I ran in. Ginger. A dead animal on the hanging off my body. This gray bodysuit, we have to resurrect this. Oh my God. I've got to see this. I've got pictures of the gray bodysuit and I've got pictures. I, and at that point in time, I had hair extensions. So I had really long hair and I had a minute. I don't know if that day I did because I put them in and they lasted for about a week and I remember crying to my boyfriend, Dave, I can't lose you. It just, it fucking hurt. Oh. Yeah. The little balls. The glue. Yeah. I just can't do that. I scratch my head too much. getting those too. No. There, you have beautiful hair. You know what? It fucks your hair up. It totally ruins it. Oh, every time you hit, hit the table, it makes a little bang. Yes. And your microphone needs to be closer to your mouth. Okay. Now we've got it all. There we go. We want to hear that beautiful voice of yours. There we go. So you're making, you're making a comeback after 13 years. That's the exact same amount of time I got into the business in December of 1983. Mm-hmm. And I left February 11th, 1986. So I was in for two years and three months. And I left for 13 years and came back in 1999. So you're doing this about the same thing at about the same age range that I was doing it in. I left when you were coming back in. Okay. So we just missed each other. Yes. Yes. But I've heard so much about you. So it's like I was there the whole time. I was stalking you. I was the one in the closet. Just saying. Well, as far as the sexuality goes, it's all true. I do have a reputation sometimes for being a bitch on a set just because I'm professional. Right. You know? I remember. Yeah. I, um. You remember? What was this about? But the professional doesn't get in the way. I mean, that's not dealing with talent. That's dealing with the producers and the directors and making sure that all the paperwork. I don't think I've ever heard that, though. Honestly, I don't think I've ever heard that. I think it's mainly the people who paid me who called me a bitch. Yes, yes, yes. Well, in that case, yeah. I can think of a couple. I can think of a couple of exceptions, but. Because I think the one set that I was on was Torn. Torn was my very first comeback film. I did seven films for VCA. Wait, were you a cheerleader in that? No. Torn, I play a woman. I actually helped write the script. A lot of the scripts I was lucky enough to be involved in for my films. Almost everything at Vivid. And for Torn, I was actually going, I was torn. I was going through a period in my life where I couldn't decide. I had a boyfriend and I had a girlfriend and I had a girlfriend. And I'd never really been in a relationship with a woman. I just, I'm like a guy, a dude, I just fuck him. I'll go shopping with you and out to lunch and we'll be best friends, but I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not the girl that's being in a relationship. So I wrote the film or had it written so that I can't decide if I'm gonna marry a man or a woman. They both wanna marry me. I wanna marry both of them. And I won't tell you what happens at the end. And now I need to watch this. That totally happened. That happened to me in the industry. Oh, did it really? Yes, I was... Moving to Utah? Yeah, that too. Cheerleaders in Utah. I'm like... That's someone else we know. Right. No, I was involved with a female in the industry. It started out just working together and then it was like... Really? I was involved with her and then she had a boyfriend and a husband that was my boss and then I would go over there and hang out with him at night time and her and I would just... And it was fabulous and she ended up marrying him. Wait, she married him? She married him. Bitch. But I was with a man too as well. So... It's a very interesting predicament to be in and it was a really hard decision in real life. I went with a dude. When it comes down to it, I can't go without the dick. I love... I know, it's impossible. I love the dick. It really is. I play with my vibrator a lot of times and it just doesn't... It's not the same. I mean, it does the job. But it's that human contact. I love skin on skin. And I can't really tell it what to do. I mean, I could tell it what to do. You're gonna do this but it's like it's gonna do it. Not argue, not give me a look, not go, fuck. And then it's just gonna do it. I have to have some kind of fight. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, get the Hitachi and it's just strong enough it might be able to fight that. Christy Canyon told me about that. Yeah. Oh, you don't know about the Hitachi? What is this thing that you speak of? I thought it was a small car. What do I know? I mean, I have one here. Would you like to investigate it? I want to see. I want to hold it with my hands. She happens to have like a pack of... Like a what? A six pack of them? I think Christy was going to bring me one as well. Oh, okay. I know. Sure, I know what those are. There it is. Do I get to see it for real? Yeah, I know someone that had a Kickstarter on it. This is fabulous. Okay, so... Hold on, I'll be right back. Okay. Oh, we have... We got a lot going on here. We didn't just grab the Hitachi. So Christy told me about this thing. It is, it's the Hitachi Magic Wand and... It's heavy. It's very heavy and it's extremely powerful and there's only one rule that we have on this show that I took away and that iTunes has given us. We are not allowed to have an orgasm. So sometimes people accidentally do, but what we've chosen to do is not... If you feel like you're going to and you can't help it, you rumple still skin. That's what you say is rumple still skin. You don't go... Oh. There's no moaning on the show. We are not allowed to moan for an orgasm. So what we ask you to do is... You're not allowed to do what again? Okay. That... No, you can't do that. No, you can't do that. No, you can't do that. You can't do that? No, you can't do that. Okay. I have a question. Okay, now, rumple still skin for you guys. What is it for guys? Same thing. Oh. Same thing. Oh, yeah, it's confusing. So would you like me to try? You can direct me with the Hitachi. Are you going to do it too? I'm going to do it to you. Oh. And I have to say rumple still skin, I don't think that's fair at all. I don't think it's fair at all. You can say bubble gum. Do you have a different word? I don't think I'm going to be able to talk at the moment. Is there a word or something that you can maybe... Absolutely. Maybe... Can I say fuck? You can say fuck. Maybe fuck. It's the internet. You can say anything you want to. It just cannot... I'm fucking... What about if you just scream fire? It can just not sound like an orgasm. Well, what if somebody stepped on my toe and I was to say that and it would totally sound like an orgasm? Maybe that's what happens when somebody steps on your toe. So I'm going to come over and step on your toe now. Oh my gosh. All right. Okay. I'm going to try this. There are two speeds. And I really can't... How dare I tell you? They are playing a kind of touching ball. Here's low. And there's high. We're going to start it on low. I can feel that over here. Can you feel it on the table? I feel like I'm fixing a gun on a roller coaster right from the very first time in my life. All right. We are going to have you scoot your chair a bit towards the top. All right. All right. Fozzie. Fozzie, I'm coming to you. Coming over. All right. Let's see. There we go. Now I'm going to start on the outside. We might... I'm grabbing Fozzie's leg. And that's the bad leg. That is fat. Oh. Ginger is using this magic high-touchy wand. Or is it a magic wand? No, it's just a high-touch. There's nothing magic about it. But she... That's all right. That's all right. You might get a good sense of opinion on that. Oh my gosh. Sarah, are you seeing this? I mean, have you ever seen this? Have you ever had one of these high-touchy magic wands? No. Jesus God Almighty in heaven. Those two are fine to say. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm going to be so bruised by the end of this session. Could you paint with one of these? Did it get really into the alternate? I don't think you brought a paintbrush. Oh my goodness. Would you be able to paint with a magic wand? I'm going to unplug you. I'm not having an orgasm. No. Okay. Who does this to their neck? Yes. Oh my goodness. Okay. So Ginger has got Kiana's dress like pulled up and she is hitting her magic spot with the high-touchy magic wand. Did you hear the little man that giggled when he did it? The little man giggled. I understand it now. I totally understand it now. She's speaking in tongues now. She can't see. I think he's putting the heat on. No, we turned the air off. Oh my gosh. Because we're trying to get your clothes to fall off. So we turned the air conditioning off. It's the coffee. They have a coffee machine. She hurt my hand. We really do. Do you like the wand? It's extra, extra caffeinated. Now, poor Sarah over there. You just said that Kiana hurt your hand. What happened? I'm sorry. No, I was joking. Oh, okay. No, but yeah, you smashed it pretty good. If she hurt her hand, you can imagine what I'm feeling. You were getting your leg grabbed. I know. Everybody, it was, it was. I'm going to be so bruised. So that's the Hitachi Magic Wand. That is my friend. I did not communicate with you a lot, so I could have not been right in the right spot. I didn't ask you a lot of questions. You were perfectly on the spot. The spot. Yes. The spot. You were there. It was all you right then, right there. See, if I had gotten in there with my tongue, first, I would have known exactly. That's how I usually do it because I want to make you feel good. So my job is... So now we know about the color pink. That went right the hell out the window. No, that's good. That's good comedy. We'll bring it all full circle. We'll bring it back full around. Exactly. And we'll get on to Sarah for a second here while Kiana cools down. No, no. It's amazing. I'm old. We'll get a clean one. She is amazing. I'm a master. I bow down to the transgender. I bow. Sarah, we might find a new color for you. Come on. My color is green. Did you say your kids are listening to this? Yeah. Oh, hello. Get this. I told her it was the safe show. It's Tuesday. It's Tasty Tuesday. It's a safe PG show. Now, I sold her on it on that, but I had no idea that... Did I not? I said it's pretty... It's a safe day. It's our PG day. It normally is, but I didn't know Kiana was coming. I knew Kiana was coming in. I didn't know she was going to be so fun. And if I get somebody as fabulous and wonderful that's going to play with me, I can't help myself. I always ask... I feel horrible. Oh, don't. No, my kids... They're adults. Oh, okay. Well, then I don't feel bad at all. It was fabulous. Are you kidding me? You should try it. Do you need one? I don't know how you get it or where you get it, but you need one. Okay, we're good. They're over 21. Okay, good. Oh, my gosh. I don't feel bad. And it's her birthday. Yes. You want to give a shout-out? Happy birthday? Yes, I want to wish my beautiful daughter, Annabelle, a very happy 23rd birthday, and maybe you should turn off the radio now. It's too late. I know. She's probably sitting there going, Mom? She's like, what have those people done to my mother? Sarah's over in the corner going, what have I gotten myself into? All of a sudden, you're being used as... You know, like when you have to bite the bullet? Instead of biting the bullet because, you know, she was grabbing out, she used your hand and Fozzie's leg, so you're both going to be in... You're going to go home with bruises. You came in as this beautiful lady with her artwork, and I'm exposing you to all kinds of disgusting things. No, no. Fabulous. It takes a lot to discuss. Gosh dang, Karen Starr. You just can't take us anywhere. You know, I do try to be good, but I'm so bad at it. You suck. You know what? We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we'll talk about your artwork. Okay. And we're going to get you into some painting. I'm going to interview you while we have the beautiful Kiana Bradley model and be your canvas. Or I guess she would be... What would she be? Your brush? Or do you want him to be the canvas? No. And that you can get naked and they'll put paint on and they'll make prints on you. Do you want to lose at the end of the episode? Sarah wants to do Kiana. I think it'd be fun. The last thing... No. No. I'm the writer in the industry. Does that give you any clue at all? A writer? Yeah. I wrote scripts. Very creative. I'm going to say... Very outgoing. Yes, I am. Not that outgoing, but outgoing. Because there's not a lot of dialogue. Well, the reason Fozzie is probably saying no is because we don't have a big enough canvas. No, he's going to be the canvas. I know, but what we're doing is we're painting... The person. The person, and then rolling the canvas on the person. So I'm saying Fozzie's got a big dick and it's too big for the canvas, okay? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying here. Nobody got that. Fozzie, did you get it? Best kept secret in the industry. Thank you. You're very welcome. I'm going to get such emails now. I've seen it. It's worth... It lives up to its legendary status. You don't have me confused with Ron, do you? Oh, God, no. You would not be... You wouldn't be here. I wouldn't... I wouldn't... Let's just leave it at that right now. Okay. We're going to take a quick break. I want everybody to bop on over to thescreamingo.com. Pick up one of my books. One of my favorite toys. This is called the Fingo. What it is, it's a small vibrator that fits on the end of your fingertip and it's got... Let's see. Let's turn it on here. A very powerful... I can't see. Uh-oh. Eh, fuck me. There's like a little... It's got a very powerful battery in it and so it's one of those things I like to use it when I'm driving in the car. Do you want one? It just sits right... We should have more. Do we have any more? Or we have two? I need to see this too. Yes. I need to make sure it's not poisoned. It's not as strong as the Hitachi. Do you want one, Sarah? I'm not gonna use it. Of course you are. Here, we'll give you this one. Your kids are 23. These are all from thescreamingo.com. What the hell is that? How do I... Oh. Yeah, it's got a nice little kick to it and it's not strong enough to make me cum. Oh, this is... What it does is just... I use it in the car on the way to work so I don't get bored because I ride with Stevie and... This is amazing. I just sit there and masturbate the whole time on the way and by the time I get to work, my pussy's wet and I'm ready to go. And I look out the window and... He pretends nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. This is amazing. Isn't it wonderful? Oh my God. Where do we get these? What's this for? They're from the screamingo. We'll talk about that on the next break. That's for your clit. I need this for my life. Oh. Thescreamingo.com. Tell them Ginger Lynn said you type in... I'm old and naive. G-I-N-G-E-R in the author code. Screamingo. You guys gotta get this. This is fabulous. Your women will love you. We will be right back. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. And Ginger, I, of course, am Ginger Lynn. I'm Stimmy. How do you follow that, Sarah? I just can't. Yes, you can. I am Sarita. Oh, there you go. Sarita. Rosarita. Sarah Flesher, good to have you in the studio. Thank you so much for coming in. Tell us a little bit about your art. Well, let's go around and make sure everybody that's here knows they're here. Fozzie. Yes. Hi, Fozzie. Hi. How are you doing? I'm good. Good to have you. I'm sober. That's good. I'm not. I wasn't going to go there, but I wanted you to brought it up. I hear you have an autographed photo of Foster Brooks on your wall. Okay, I don't know who that is. She knows who I'm talking to. Who's Foster Brooks? Foster Brooks is a wonderful comedian who did a drunk act. And the first time Johnny Carson was moved to Burbank, they introduced him. And the first time he was moved to Burbank, he was the mayor of Burbank. And Carson didn't know it was a setup. And this guy sits down and he's doing this, trying to greet Carson. And he's got the most horrified look on his face. He's thinking, this guy can't be the mayor of Burbank. They went to the commercial and they come back and he said, this was an actor. I knew nothing about it. Freddy DeCordova, his producer, set the whole thing up. Oh, that's. And he became a regular on the Dean Martin show. And the Dean Martin show. Dean Martin roasts. Oh, and what was his name? Foster Brooks. Foster Brooks. Go on YouTube. You'll find all kinds of stuff. Okay. It's like, oh, he's doing this. Sarah's got her hands twitching and she's putting it down. So Foster Brooks, I'll have to look up Foster Brooks. Hysterical. And then we have Kiana Bradley. Hi, hi, hi. Hold on. Oh, no. Bring that again. Shit. No. We did this. There we go. I will get it right. I swear to God. As long as you don't have the babies crying again, we're good. That was a little difficult as well. Dogs barking would work for her, actually. That's fine, too. The baby. Oh. Hi. How you doing? Want to play with this? We'll be happy to leave the room. Oh, she's coming over tomorrow. I'm not sure. You don't have to leave. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. We're going to watch the Dallas Cowboys game. Yes, we are. While I'm shooting photos of you in your underwear. While she's sucking her boyfriend's cock. And sucking my boyfriend's dick. It's going to be really a full time, it's a lot going to be going on at the same time. So, it's a sitcom. I can multitask. Yes. Hey, that is an idea. That is an idea. Now, have you dated? Have you dated anybody? No names, but anybody from the Dallas Cowboys? Yes. I'm going to have to ask Jason Whitten to pay his child support notice. Sorry, Jason, if you're hearing this. Is he your twin baby's daddy? Jason. Des, too. I don't know who is the, which one's the daddy, but one of them. I swear it's either Striped. It's between those two, I swear to God. I'm going on Mari. Okay. Oh my God. Do you ever get turned on during football? Is there something that they do? Like whatever. Have you seen the men in the football? Okay. I got it. I need to watch these guys. Do you want to play with the Hussar? Yeah. Football puts me to sleep, unfortunately. Oh, how? But, if those guys weren't covered up and so anonymous with their little helmets on, I would enjoy it. I like soccer because I can see them. I can see them and I'm like, that guy's hot. Oh, he's hot. That one's really hot. I'm like, oh, he's hot. I'm like, oh, he's hot. I'm like, oh, he's hot. I'm like, oh, he's hot. But football, they look like little robots and I'm like, I'm asleep. They look like bobble heads. Keep the helmet on because you won't be disappointed when they take them off. Okay. Because I just go to sleep. Keep them on. Although, I think I just watched something. Just think of that body underneath that uniform and that ass. I always think of their asses and their ... I like their asses. Jesus, where do they get those things? Guys, I've got a thing for football players' thoughts. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. Oh, they're fast guys. They just have that, it's like a curve in them that sticks out. And they're fast. Yeah. But, down this guy? And they're so strong. And hard. And they sweat. Sweat? I was watching baseball- Oh, you want to play basketball? Oh, uh-oh. Let me see. Let me talk about that. Oh, I got the little, I've got this thing from Ginger Lynn. I watched baseball and there was something called the Angels, like some band, not band, some group called the Angels, or something Angels? Oh. heard of them? They're baseball people. And there's a guy named Borscht. All I saw was the name Borscht on his shirt. He was really cute. But I put it in a note. Borscht. I gotta look him up. And he's on some angels. They're red. The colors are red and white. Yes, he's hot. Yeah, who is he? I don't know, but he's hot. I actually told somebody because I saw him and I don't... Yeah, I saw him on TV. I did. He is hot. And I actually took my phone out and typed his name in so I could look him up later. But he is not hotter than Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter. Okay, I'm gonna put his name in. I'm just gonna tell you, the man is a god. Derek Jeter? From wherever he is from, he's a god from there. He's a god from there. From there. And he's from what band? I mean, what... My band's between my legs. What team is he playing for? The New York Yankees. Yankees, okay. Yankees. I'm a Yankees fan, too. He's such a Spurs fan, isn't he? I'm a Yankees fan. I'm gonna look them up. He'll look them up for sure. He won't like hockey. Alright, well, let's move on. We've got poor Sarah Sidney over in the corner. I'm having a great time. Putting her through hell here. She thought she was coming on a nice, normal show. Stevie didn't give you any heads up as to what I was like at all. I never got a heads up on what you know me. No, but I've known Stevie for a few years now, so I'm not surprised. Okay, good. He goes, you didn't tell me. You know me. Do I ever behave if I have the opportunity not to? No. No, but here's what happened. Tuesdays. Here's the deal. Tuesdays is cursed. We've got, like, there's a new generation of porno people who just don't give a shit. So it's hard to get them to show up. Oh, that's not nice. No, it's just true. You know what? I'll say that one out of ten, maybe two out of ten girls don't show up. It's a whole flaky thing. It's a whole flaky thing. And so Tuesdays we've decided to revamp a little bit and make it more of a talent Tuesday. So we can still have our porn stars in, but I wanted to bring in artists, musicians, bands. And so it's going to change. So we're incorporating a little bit more of that. That's a pretty good idea, though. That's pretty fabulous. Well, Wednesdays we have comedians in with the porn stars. So we always have... Oh, it's hysterical. We always have an underlying tone of sexuality in all of the shows, but Mondays are Mom Mondays with Nina Hartley. Oh, I love Nina. It's kind of old school. We really get into incredibly wonderful conversations about what it was. Like then and now. We had Kate Parker on yesterday. It was a heavy show. It was totally a head show. Not a Hart show or not a Jackoff show. It was more of a... It was a Hart show. And so it changes. With the Tuesdays, we talked about it last year. Last week, I've got Alzheimer's setting in. I think one thing and I say another. It still is talent Tuesdays. I'm not getting rid of the porn stars. Oh, okay. I was like, oh, it's just say. It's Tuesday. It's safe. And like, I run into Sarah. I'm going to be quiet so she can talk. But, you know, I don't know much about her, but all of a sudden we're at the art show and she tells me the story about her topless on a motorcycle with this really cute guy. Bob Conrad. Robert Conrad, the actor. Yes. When he was still cute and young. He still had the battery on him. You have to look him up too now because I have no clue. Oh, I did. Is he cute? Yeah, he's really hot. What was he in that was... The Wild Wild West. Hawaiian Eye. Baba Black Sheep. You know, you're little too young. You just missed the door on that one. I used to watch Wild Wild West. You're about 10, 15 years old. I'm thinking Will Smith's Wild Wild West. No. Is that him? Yes, that's him. I know. Oh, see? Yes, yes. Look at that third one over. I mean, he's fucking hot. I think it was in his contract on Wild Wild West. They had a long one scene without the shirt on. He looks like the guy that says book on a piano. There's in a Speedo. Yeah. Oh, no. That's when he's older. That's when he's older. He still looks good for an older man. Oh, yeah. He looks really fucking good. But I want to go back to the old Bob Conrad. I want to go back to the young ones. Okay. Sarah, have you painted Bob Conrad in a portrait? No. Oh, look at those eyes. I know. You can see through them. Yeah. Yeah, he's gorgeous. That one's too bad. Is he still alive? Can we get him on the show? I like it when he looks more like a bad boy. You know who he kind of reminds me of? I think so. He had red hair. Horatio Cain. Oh, David Caruso. Yeah, he's an asshole. He's such a fucking dick. That's hot. I had friends who worked on that show. No, no, no. Oh, not in the film? Oh, he's an asshole in real life? No, he's an asshole in person. Oh, then I know. That's bad. No, I worked with him. I like his attitude on film. That's hot. Yeah, on film it works, but he's like that in person. Oh, that's hot. I knew people who worked on CSI Miami, and they said nobody liked him. Mm-mm. He was thrown his way around on everything. Well, that just totally ruined all my fantasies about him. I wouldn't believe that. I mean, it's sad because you get some of these people are extremely talented, and they don't know how to interact with anyone else, and it's all about them. Yes. You know? Yes, that's exactly what it was like. Thankfully, they're few. They're far between. Yeah. You know what? Most of the actors that I've come across have been really wonderful people. Oh, yeah. If you ask me about almost everybody that I've been fortunate enough to meet in the business, I'd say that they're great people. Clooney. What about Tony Soprano? He's the most accessible person I've ever met. Never met Tony Soprano. Damn. Never met Tony Soprano. See, he's got that attitude, too, that he's not an attractive man, but to me, he's very attractive because he has got that damn... What? Yeah. Mm, the power. Mm, yeah. I just want to... Mm, be like, shut up. Shut up. Tell everybody, you just shut up. Shut up and take it. That's what I want to do. I say that out loud. She's having a party in her pants. She is. She started it with this. Hitachi wand. And this. I've got things everywhere. Now you've got power at your fingertips. You had to bring out the appliances. I did. I did. Sarah, tell us about Tony Soprano. Tell us about your artwork. Tell us how long you've been doing it, what you do, where we can find it. How do we get it to the camera? That camera's so far away. Actually, you know what? Let's pass pieces down carefully. Are they too fragile to pass? No. Here's... These are two paintings of prostitutes that I did. Prostitutes. They're prostitutes. It was part of a series, but these two were sold. Were they prostitutes that you personally knew? No. Oh, hold them up to the camera. Ooh. Those are fantastic. Are they transgender? Are they gender prostitutes? Are they women? No, but you'll notice the one looks like Joan Allen. You know, these kind of look like the old-time paintings of the prostitute. If you look... I love old-time paintings. The old... Is it Renoir? Yeah, the forbidden Asian... Oh. Yeah. Is that what you're going for? Forbidden Asian prostitutes? But they're not Asian, but you know the Asian paintings that they had, the old ones? These are great. Look at her breasts. Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. You've got this woman in a red panty. Like a conversation. She's wearing red panties. Really, really, really, really, really nice. And thigh-high, kind of like thigh-highs, garter belts, and stockings. Yeah, that's the one that looks like Joan Allen. Joan Allen. And who is Joan Allen? Joan Allen's an actress. Was she a prostitute? No, she's not. Sorry, Joan. I guess it would depend on which producer you ask, but I think she's an actress. That? And here she is on the couch. This is Joan Allen on the casting couch. Are these pieces already sold? No. No, these are fabulous. Now, do you mind if I ask what something like this... What this would go for? Oh, I'm selling those for like $100 each. They're just beautiful. They're really, really nice. Or whatever the price says on the back. I'm not wearing my glasses, so I'll go, all right, it's $100. And do you have a website? No, I had one, but it got lost somewhere. How do you lose it? How do you lose a website? It didn't renew the... Oh, you didn't renew it. The hosting thing? Yeah. But I'm on Facebook. I don't care. Where do we find you on Facebook? Sarah Jenks Flesher on Facebook. You gotta spell it, because our readers only look at pictures. They don't read the articles. They need to spell it out. I should have known that. We're listeners. It's S-A-R-A-H-J-E-N-K-S-F-L-E-S-H-E-R. Okay. At Facebook? At Facebook.com or whatever. At Facebook. Okay, because your art is fabulous. I really, really love these pieces. Thank you. I see another prostitute with wings. Was this one murdered? No. This is a sculpture called Time Flies, and it's a working clock. Oh, so it's... Here, we'll pass this back. Time Flies. You are extremely talented. If you're not watching right now, and you're just listening... A little... I'm juggling. She's... This is called Cooling Off that I have in front of the camera for you to see. All right. What we've got now is Time... What's it called? Time Flies? Time Flies. Time Flies. And it's just an incredible piece. I'm going to guess it's paper mache? Yeah, paper mache and ceramic. And ceramic. And then the little... Ooh. And she's got wings. She's got a great hairdo. And she's wearing PJs. She's got her PJs, and her belly is a clock. And what is this? What are you trying to say with this piece? Like, her clock's ticking. She can't have kids. Time Flies. Is this like menopause or something? No, it just says... That's a very good... That's what I would think. She can't have kids anymore. It's an interesting interpretation. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't generally get that deep in my heart. That's what I would think. The symbolism when I look at it is her clock, you know. Your clock is ticking. Talk's ticking, and she's running out of time. Biological clock. Oh, I need you to be my agent, Steve. It's her biological clock. And she has all these little pills, like her birth control pills around the clock. I love it. I love it. I love the way he is. And she's beautiful. He is amazing. And she's got hot flashes. I see she's in red pajamas. He is amazing. Now, what I wanted to say for men out there that are watching, men that are going to go to Sarah Jenks. Sarah Jenks. Jenks. Jenks. Jenks. How do we spell it again for those people who only look at the pictures? S-A-R-A-H-J-E-N-K-S-F-L-E-S-H-E-R. That's right. Sarah Jenks Flesher. He's killing me. But I just want guys to know this is a beautiful piece. Do not ever buy this for your girlfriend or your wife if she's going through menopause. If she wants a child and you don't. And those are not real pills. If they're not, yeah, you don't want to go with this one. Ladies, it's really fucking cool. Like, I would hang this in my house. But if my boyfriend gave it to me, he would be wienerless. Just done. Gone. I'd keep it. I just put a rod in it and keep the penis. But we would no longer have any attachment to it. Put it in the fridge next to that. Incredible piece. Let's pass that one back. And what else have we got here? Let's see. This one I did a couple years ago and Stevie bought it. It's just a silly little. Oh, I saw it. You know, I bought this painting to go into the kitchen to keep my grandmother company when she was doing dishes and stuff like that. So I put it there and it disappears. And I'm like, where did my painting go? And she's all, I don't want that naked lady looking at me. Oh. And I was like. And I was like, she's not naked. That's her bathing suit. And it's drawn. I guess I looked at it. She could be naked. That was like one big, like. It's a French bathing suit. It looks like an old Madonna outfit that she wore one time. I think it kind of looks like Madonna. It does. And she got slapped by somebody. I love the little cocktail. In the face for wearing that outfit. I love that they got the little cocktail umbrella in there. Oh, yeah. Brilliant. And I loved that. She wasn't like this little like 24, we were 36, 24, 36 girl. She was just was round and happy. And she's a little. She's Rubenesque. Rubenesque. She was in the, out in the sun with her dead fish. I couldn't figure out. She's walking on dead fish. Yeah. She's good. And I can't tell if it's a seaweed. Or if it's the smell of the fish coming up. That's what she's holding herself for. It stinks. Whatever you want. Oh, no. It smells awful. Yeah. I should have fed them. I should have worn shoes. If I were your grandmother, I would not have worried about the bathing suit so much as the dead fish next to my sink. What I did was I bought her a fish. I got her a little. That was the truth. She named it rainbow. I got a little white beta. A little white kind of a little bit of purple iridescent. After the dead fish picture. To keep her company when she's doing dishes. When she's sitting there washing dishes. So when the little round lady didn't work. With a dead fish. The fish just stayed so far. You got the real fish. But the only thing is I think she picked up. See, I picked up getting the fish. She dumps about a tablespoon of food in there for the beta. And she's trying to kill it. So I had to hide the food from her. So that I can just get five little pieces. I told her five little pieces. Put little five little sprinkle pieces and they're not a tea tablespoon. Your grandmother's gonna end up like this picture. She's gonna be like, oh, I killed the fish. And it's gonna stay. And it's gonna stay. And it's gonna stay. And it's gonna stay. And it's gonna stay. I killed the fish. It's gonna be terrible. But I'm gonna eat it. She killed everything. Does that look like your grandmother at all? She killed my rat. She killed my snake. Oh my goodness. She killed my bird. I would have killed your rat and your snake too. What do you do with a rat and a snake? She left the rat and the sun. She left the rat and the sun and it died of a heat stroke. She sprayed my snake with perfume and killed it. What? Yeah. I don't know what she's thinking. Old people get crazy. You were. Was this when you were young? No. I killed a snake two years ago. I had a ball python. Are you traumatized? I was traumatized with the rat and then she dug it up. I buried it out underneath the fuchsia and she was out there gardening and she dug my rat up. If I killed my rat and my snake, I wouldn't have any roommates. Tell us more about your artwork. What do we have over there? Okay. Just because this show, I just brought the silly picture I did of Angeline because. Oh my God. Oh, that's. Oh my God. That's a mix between Anna Nicole. We may have to explain who Angeline is. That's what I see. You know who Angeline is? Or Anna Nicole? No. It does look like Anna Nicole, sort of. Angeline's looked the same for the last 40 years. Yes. And drives the same pink Corvette. And drives the same pink Corvette. No, she's changed it. It's a new one. Oh, she has a new one? She broke down about a new car. I used to have to drive it. She would get tired of driving and make me drive her car while she stuck her feet up and she would go to sleep. But she taught me like little back alleys to take to get around traffic in LA. Oh, she taught you how to drive? Yeah. Oh, she taught you how to drive? So that was good. I love the eroticism in all of your work. I love the femininity and the eroticism. Every piece has, it just makes me feel... I actually like this one better than Angeline. I like this one. I love it more than Angeline. This is beautiful. It's really, really beautiful piece. It's got some pink in it. Oh no, that's not... I don't know. That's for prostitutes. What was it? Pink is a prostitute? Pink is for prostitutes. Yes, prostitutes love the color pink. And when we get back from our break, we are going to be painting the one from Miss Piana. Piana. Piana. Kiana Bradley. Don't pee on it. No. Please don't pee on me. Well, I mean, if you really want to... I mean, if you really want to... If you made me, I would. If you told me to, I would. I've got a bedpan here. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. You have to have a bedpan, göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio de göstertatio all over me. Rosh Hashanah is coming up, everybody. Yes, Happy New Year. And we have a wonderful, Sarah brought a wonderful piece for Rosh Hashanah. This is a yenta on a stick. Ay, vey. Everybody needs a yenta on a stick. That's brilliant. You look like my Bobby. Your Bobby? How's by you? That's brilliant. I absolutely love it. What exactly is a yenta? Is that a dessert? Is it an edible? How do I define yenta? She's an old Jewish woman who sticks her nose in your business whether you want her or not. Grandma. Oh! More like your favorite aunt. Or Molly Pecan. So take your pick. Okay, but see somebody who's... Movie reference, I know. I'm sorry. Do they have purple hair? These yenta things? These yenta things? Usually it's blue. I do. I just need to know these things. Oh my gosh. It's like, have I got the boyfriend? You, Bobby. Yeah. No, no. If somebody with purple hair and it looked like this came to me and said, they've got a boy for me, I would be like, no, the hell you don't. And who's this red, the red, this red woman with you? This I called sunburn 1968. And my cat kind of broke it, but she's a takeoff on a Niki de Saint-Fall sculpture who was a very famous French sculptor during the 60s. And she's a very famous artist. That's an incredible piece. So she made big, big booby women and bright colors. And that's all made out of paper mache. Now I've done a bit of paper mache. I take a balloon, blow it up and then cover it in paper and that's my paper mache. I always make an egg. But how do you make your shapes? It depends. Sometimes I use chicken wire, especially if I'm doing like a life-size form. Right. Chicken wire, toilet paper tubes, balloons, old toys, whatever. I think she does. The stick is trying to go up the lady's hoo-ha. Hello. It is. Oh, this stick is trying to go up that one. Yes, that's what I'm trying to tell you. The yenta's getting frisky with the sunburn. Jesus Christ. I got a stick for you. Something's going on here in the studio. There's lots of love. This is an incredible piece. Thank you. Does she have a name? I called her sunburn 1968. Sunburn 1968. 1968. Wow. She is wonderful. I love her bathing suit. I love the colors that you choose. And again, you've got sexuality and femininity in both, both of those in your work. Very, very nice. Thank you for sharing those with us. Very, very eclectic stuff. It's really nice. For those of you that don't know, Ginger knows, Sarah lived in a cemetery. And I'm wondering, did you get inspired like to make these like kind of embalmed people from? No. There was one year that, what was it? In Topanga Canyon. Well, let's see. Well, let's talk about it after the break. We have to take a break right now. We'll do that. And in the meantime, during the break, I want you to run over to the screamingo.com. This is a wonderful toy over here. I can't think of the name of it. I'm going to look it up for you right here real quick. What it is, it's a cock ring that has a bullet on top, a very, very powerful bullet. The cock ring goes over your cock. If you want, you can make them, you can stretch it around your balls as well. And then when, once you have it on the girl, there's a little flap on the top. That vibrates. There is a piece of latex that is like a tongue that fits right over the hood of your clit. Arienta's checking it out. I'm checking it out. She's going to have to step back. This is, this is one of my favorite toys. It's called the, no, what's it called? It's called the overtime. Jenny knows our toys better than we do. It's called the overtime. It was actually Andy who knew it. Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, did you do this? Did you do that? We haven't used that one yet. Oh, damn. Oh, that's speed two. Speed three. That's the little flappy thing. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Can I get that one? She's falling out of her chair here. I just needed to know if Jenny played with this. Do you want me to bring this home and we can try it tomorrow? Oh, so when you're sucking his cock. I will bring this home. Can you do it during a touchdown? I will do my very best. I mean, I don't know. He's going to have to fuck me. No, only if they go, at some point though, because if they holler touchdown and I have your throat, like all the way on his cock, you can just grab me by the back of the head and shove it all the way down. Do you know how exciting that would be? Oh God, DeMarcus, I want to come to your next Halloween party. Okay. So this little thing, yes, it's fabulous. It's called the overtime. Go to the screaming. Oh, dot com. Overtime football. Overtime. The overtime. I will never forget the name of it again. Now. Oh, we'll be right back. I'm blaming on ginger. Love it. Yeah. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. What happened that you had to use it? Do you remember? Golden shower situation. It was a little bit much. Golden shower? Yeah, see, now I'm into golden showers. So for me, but like if somebody tried to poop on me, I'd be yelling rumple stiltzkin all day long. Okay? Absolutely. I have my limits. A little bit too much, right? Yes, I think you're just crossing a line there. But now... You said this was golden shower all over the face. You know what I'm saying? It was a little bit much. It wasn't that sexy little whip out your cock and just pee a little. No, it wasn't that yummy thing. It was the ew thing. Now the next thing you want to try it, put on a sheer white T-shirt, get in the bathtub, and just have your man pee on your shirt through your clothes. There's something, it's warm and it's wet, and then make his way down to your pussy. And I swear to God, it's such a turn on, and have him stop and start. If you're going to try that. The other thing that I'm not into is vomit, although... Oh my God. No, I just... I could do it if I had a nose plug, but the smell would make me throw up. Well, the only problem is, what happens sometimes when you're sucking cock is you get a little bit, you know, if you take it all the way down too much, every once in a while you get a little bit that comes back up. And you just have to swallow it. You just have to go with it because otherwise... You gotta swallow it. You just do. You do. You can ruin the scene. You can ruin the scene. Everybody's going to be hating you. Are you kidding me? They sell that for more. It's hard to find people to do that. I was in a situation, for me that's super easy because, whatever, it's life experience. And I wasn't like this. I'm like, dude, if this guy continues to deep throat me like that, I'm going to throw up all over him. Do you know that? Do you know that? And the director looks at me and he's like, hell no. This is not that kind of scene. Thank God. Yes. Yes. You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh my God. All right then. It's a little easier. What's your favorite type of scene? Is it anal? Is it anal sex? Is it regular sex? Is it missionary position? If you got to say to a director, my favorite scene, I want this, this, and this, what would they be? What would they be? What are the three things that you would love to do in a film? I'm fucking romantic, man. I want to kiss. Aww. You know? I want to kiss. That's my favorite thing. I don't like it when I have to fuck someone and I don't kiss them first. And I don't get truly, honestly, deeply turned on. To me, it's very difficult to fuck like a rat. Just out of the blue. I like to make out. I like to be seriously and honestly aroused. That's the exact same way that I think all of us ladies in the studio, feel. It's the exact same way. I love being spanked. I am a bad girl. I deserve a good spanking. You do deserve a good spanking. She makes me want to spank her. I know. God, can you say that again? How bad are you? Bad enough to have to walk, leave the room with my fat cheeks red. I want to make those cheeks. I want to watch. I'm probably going to fight for her. After I spank her, I want to rub it. I want to rub it and then lick it and kiss it better. Make it better. Make it all better and kiss it away. Why do I sense a remote from Vegas coming in? You know what? We're going to Vegas not this weekend, but next weekend. We are. I'll go. We are. You know what? Take pictures. We're going to be out there. Can I? You know what? I would love to shoot you from my auction site when I'm there. Why don't I call? Yeah, that would be fantastic. Why don't I give you a call tomorrow? Stevie's going to make a little note for me to call you tomorrow. We'll set that up. Where can your fans find you? TaraHolidayXXX.com and on my Twitter at SexyTaraHoliday. At SexyTaraHoliday. And you are sexy. Yeah. You've got a lot of followers on Twitter. Your fans would love to be able to take home a piece of your sexy lingerie. Yes, they would. Yes, they would. And I'm the girl to shoot you in it. So I will call you about that tomorrow. I would love that. Do you have a favorite experience on film? I have this one experience that I really love. I do not. I don't know if this happens to you guys. I don't like to watch myself. Oh, I hate watching myself. I feel self-conscious. I feel like I have a good personal story that I haven't. I've dated him forever because I have to edit my own stuff. And I dread watching myself. You know? Even your... Go ahead. Go ahead. I was just going to say, do you watch your acting? That's the thing. The thing is I actually went to acting school. So I just engage in the emotion. I try to flow as honestly as the demands of the director and the scene itself are. You know? I like to flow. I don't... I have... I have... I'm really good at improvising. Fantastic. So, you know, like I love improvising. I was impressed the first time I did a cockle scene. Like I could never be mean like that. Someone laugh about their little, tiny, insignificant... I could never do that. I could. I did a cockle scene and I was like, oh my God, I'm really good at this. Yeah. I couldn't fit in my real life. I enjoyed it though. You know what I'm saying? Absolutely. That's one of the fabulous things about... Absolutely. Absolutely. That's one of the fabulous things about... World playing per se. I like to... I like to dress up and do the... Oh, shoot. We're losing... We're losing time. Well, we will send everybody to... It's... It's SexyTaraHoliday on Twitter and TaraHolidayXXX.com. Is that what you said? Yes. That is super correct, Ginger. All right. And we will have more time for you when you come into the studio. I just wanted to get a couple minutes with you today. Thank you so much for that. Thank you for having me. You are so welcome. And I'll see you next weekend. Absolutely. Guys, continue having a fantastic time. And I think that when the guy pees on the white shirt, he should do... He should try and make an art situation. I don't know what's going on anymore. Who's peeing? What happened? You missed it. I missed it. Ginger's gonna pee on me. She's gonna pee on you. right now? I'm going to make her. Wait, is Sarah going to paint you first and then she's going to pee it off of you? Pee the artwork off of you? That would be hot. That would be hot. I'm drinking more. Yeah, let's do that. I'm drinking. I feel like I'm telling you to do shots or something. All right, Tara, thank you so much, beautiful girl. We really appreciate you calling in. Have a great day, sexy girl. All right, thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye. All right, I'm liking this artwork. We're going to take our next break early. We're going to take it now so that when we come back, all we're going to do is the art and we're going to have naked bodies and beautiful girls. And a rinser. And Ginger's going to be the shower. We're conserving water. No, no, no, no, because she was talking about her daughter listening on here. It's too late now. I wanted to be in a moment with you. Can I be in just one moment with you? I just found out that my daughter-in-law is listening as well. So I love you, Danielle. I love you. That is my daughter-in-law. Hi, Danielle. She is actually... How does she feel about... She's the mother of my grandchildren. You have grandchildren? I do. She's given me the two most beautiful granddaughters in the whole world. How do you look 25 years old? I swear to... I'm an ancient Chinese secret. I'm telling you. And I'm not Chinese. Oh, my gosh. I'm a grandmother too, but I look like one. Well, her ancient Chinese secret is an old guy she keeps in her closet. You have never seen that little laundry commercial years ago? You know why? She never went to a dead show. She never was in the sun in the dead. Oh, yeah. Maybe that was it. I don't know what it is, but I... No, wait. Cheerleaders are in the sun, aren't they? Yes. They're like out there. All the time. Yeah, stadiums don't have like covers, do they? Let's take our break so we can get to the naked part. I want to see her naked. Danielle, I just want to tell everybody hello and she loves you. We love you all. Danielle, we love you too. We're burning daylight, kids. All right, we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back on Blame It on Ginger. We'll be right back on Blame It on Ginger. She was shining like a diamond like a star The beads of sweat were glistening as she and I were christening my car in Shangri-La And as it was in our tradition we'd run the gauntlet out of positions from routine to acrobatic and bizarre She said, now show me what you've got She looked so purely hedonistic as my insides went ballistic for the money shot And as the rhapsody subsided Dewey, I hadn't thought me smoking she could buy it She could buy it her misguided plan to me And she smiled like a child And she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like ginger in La-da-dee La-da-die Surrender to the voice that lies within I want to be like ginger in La-da-dee La-da-die! She'd always been a wandering vine She grew up fast and filled out faster as she soon became the master of the finished line And while she lacked sophistication there would be no limitations to the lengths of deprivation in her prime She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen I'll live a life that's so divine Just sipping wine and blowing lines with Charlie Sheen She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen I'll live a life that's so divine Just sipping wine and blowing lines with Charlie Sheen She said, I'll be in all the magazines They'll tell me no one's looked so fine in 69 Since Tracy Lawrence was sweet 16 And she smiled like a child when she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like ginger in La-da-dee La-da-die Surrender to the voice that lies within I want to be like ginger in La-da-dee La-da-die Surrender to the voice that lies within I want to be like ginger in La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee La-da-dee Well, she can take it like a champ I want to be like ginger then She'll be the world's most famous tramp I want to be like ginger then They'll put her picture on a stamp I want to be I want to be like Ginger Lynn, love to die. I want to be like Ginger Lynn, love to die. I want to be like Ginger Lynn, love to die. I want to be like Ginger Lynn, love to die. Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn, and if you know me at all, then you know that I love the tip. You know that I love the shaft. You know that I love the whole entire thing. What you may not know is I especially love the crack, and I'm going to be bringing you the crack. I'm going to be deep inside your crack. You're going to be up inside my crack every single Wednesday with Ro De La Grazi in the crack. You're going to get Confucius say, Ro the penis pro. Deep inside, Ro. Popcorn culture, just the tip sex ideas to hold you over. Now, another game that I love to play that I'm going to be doing with Ro is called, Would You Eat This? We'll let you know if we would or not. We've got the wheel of wax, sex in the news, our dirty toy garage sale, as well as dirty laundry. Join me with Ro De La Grazi on the crack. 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It's fucking amazing. I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven just watching. Oh, that looks so fucking cool. It's like war paint. I love it. It's like she's, it's like, or love paint. Love paint. Love paint. All right, we'll go on to black now while Kiana is getting painted up. Before we start with the canvassing and the different, oh, she's going for more colors. This is, Kiana, you look so incredibly beautiful. I can't even tell you. Now, our paint will dry quickly, won't it? Yeah. Yep. So, we're moving along here. All right, let's see what black, black color preferences point to black sex. Not necessarily meaning black partners. These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police. Oh, if you're in submission, that's when you're happy. Uh-huh. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it's, and it's no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire. So, I've got a little bit of black. I've definitely got some black in me. I'm definitely more perverted. How does it, did it work? I need to do more of her tummy to get that. More of her tummy? Yeah. It looks fantastic. Stevie, you are getting pictures, right? I am. And we're getting the tummy done now. Oh, this is so beautiful. I'm going to put that up at gingerlandautions.com. We're going to put one of them up. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right, Joey, thank you so much for calling in, honey. Enjoy the show. Keep watching and we will talk to you very soon. We love you, Ginger. Love you too, baby. Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, honey. Ah, this is beautiful. Was the canvas too big for the titties? Yeah, well, it's just because her boots stick out. There it is. I think it looks fabulous already. All right, we're going for a little bit more, adding a little more color. This is incredible. It's beautiful. We're also going to talk about, but Faza, you know what? Let's just talk for a minute while the girls are doing this. All right. How did you get started? How did you get started? How did you get started? How did you get started? How did you get started? How did you get started? How did you get started? I'm a writer of erotica. I mean, it's not, and especially back in the- The 90s. The 90s. There weren't a whole lot of companies doing the big scripts, doing the big budgets. Oh, yeah. It was a fluke. I had approached Veronica Hart. I was trying to package a mainstream script. Mm-hmm. And things were going along, but my project wasn't happening, and I was out of work. And I called her, and I said, I need a job. And she said, I need a job. Yeah. So she hires me as a PA. And the first thing I ever worked on was this pay-per-view thing for Adam and Eve with like three dozen porn girls and women in this call-in thing. And I get in there at the old stage out in Canoga Park. Right. And I walk up. Do you remember? You walk up the stairs in the kitchen, and there's like the green room and the whole way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. was one of the makeup people. Right. And she was so impressed. Marianne is Kelly Nichols. Right. She was so impressed with how I handled the talent, she told Wesley Emerson. And he hired me as a PA. And then Jim Enright came by to visit one of his shoots and she introduced me to him. So I started working for him. But what was happening was, and I was watching this stuff, and I would go to clean up the set afterwards. And I would find a script. And I was writing mainstream at the time. So I would take these scripts home and I'd read them. I'd read them and go, I can do this. Yeah. And I just started writing them. And then I would have lunch with Enright every few days and I would bring him scripts. So one afternoon I got a phone call out of the blue from Enright. And he doesn't like to talk on the phone. Okay. So I pick up the phone and I go, hello. Okay. On page three, I'm like, who is this? And he goes, it's Jim. I'm like, Jim who? I only knew one guy with that name. I went, oh, okay. Which script are you talking about? You have 20. And I wasn't exaggerating. And I could hear him flipping to the title. I said, let me bring it up on the computer. And he started giving me notes. And in the middle of all that, I said, I assume you're buying this. He goes, well, yeah. And that's how it started. And then other people, people would come in. So you went from a PA. Well, Janie actually fired me. Oh, she did? And you know how sweet she is. She goes, well, she called me up, went over to VCA. And she goes, you know, she goes, you know, I like you and you're a terrific guy. You're a terrible PA. And I went, yeah, I know. Because the only other PA work I ever did was on network animation. So it was a whole different, you know, ballgame. Right. You know, so, so they kind of overlapped, you know. And what would happen is people would go over to, you know, Jim Sal's office and, and, and writes, edit bay was around the corner. Right. They would stop in to see him and they would see what he was editing. He goes, well, who wrote that? Oh, Fozzie wrote that. Fozzie writes. Oh, yeah. Like, you know, and then I would come on screen and do dialogue. And they would go, he acts? Yes. Yes. Yeah. You have what? You have a painted ass. Oh, the ass is painted. Hold on, Fozzie. The ass is painted beautifully. I'm seeing it wiggle and jiggle. The canvas is being held up to it. And it's about to go. And it is on. We're pushing it all over and around. It looks so inviting. A beautiful girl covered in paint. Let's see how the ass turned out. Oh. Oh. That's fucking cool. That's your ass. That's your ass. But kind of look. Okay, now you've got to notice something just real quickly. Okay, here. Let me move the microphone. Talk it. I'm talking to the microphone. Do you see the kitty cat? She wants to know if I can see. I just want to know. I do see the kitty cat. You see the baby kitty cat and it looks like the big green scary mommy kitty cat. Oh, I think you're right. Do you see that? I think you're right. Do you see that? Do you see that? Do you see that? Do you see that? Do you see that? Do you see that? Do you see that? Do you see that? Right, yes. That is pretty incredible. That is a beautiful, beautiful piece. I think this picture is worth $500 if anybody wants it. It's my ass in form of kitty cat. It is. And a fine ass that it is. Now, you are going to sign all of these, aren't you? Both artists here. Yeah. Yes. And just, you know, these colors. The green has a lot of meaning for my special little love out there. We have one more. Oh, we're doing more. The green has a special meaning for your special love out there. We're going to do one more. And the blue and the white. White. And she's saying the blue and the white. They all have meaning for her. Now, we've done the titties. We've done the belly. We've done the ass. Sarah Flusher. I don't even want to do your face. She's not going to do your face. My face. My face. I guess we're not doing your face. I need to do my cat. Your kitty cat, your pussy? Yeah. Okay. Do you have an idea to do it? Or you could just... Do you want to do it with a Hitachi wand? Do you want to apply it using the Hitachi wand? We'll put a bag on it. I've got a plastic bag. We can put a bag over it. I can put a condom on it. Yeah, I'll put a condom on it. Put a condom on it. Yes, absolutely. So we are now painting... Does that mean it's going again? Yes. It's not in. It's not going in, but we are going to put paint on the Hitachi and you are going to have it put on with the Hitachi wand. So I get to lay down? If you'd like to lay down, yes. We'll move the camera. Go ahead. You can hang from the chandelier if you want. If we had a chandelier. Yes, I will say you are free and clear to do pretty much anything you want, beautiful girl. All right. Let me just get this camera loosened up to turn. You know, it's too bad she's so uncooperative, you know? I know. There she is right now. Oh, if Rocky is listening out there, Rocky, we need you to call in. We need you to call in, Rocky. Okay, so I think you're going to need to spread your legs. All right. Now we're measuring. We're getting the right size of... Yeah, that's fine. There we go. I'll just go all the way there. All right. We need a phone number to call in. The phone number to call in right now. I'm sorry. I'm looking at you naked. It's very difficult to focus here. It's perfect. You want to Hitachi me? When Hitachi is flying in. You want to Hitachi me? Yes. The phone number here is 1-800. 1-800-893-9562. That's 1-800-893-9562. Kiana Bradley on the ground. Sarah Flesher pouring the paint onto the Hitachi Magic Wand. Now, Sarah, have you ever used a Hitachi Magic Wand as a brush before? No, not a brush. This ought to be fun. We've got blues and greens, and it's all going on the puss. It's going to be a pussy painting. It is looking incredibly beautiful. It's beautiful already. You have the prettiest cookie ever. It's a really beautiful. Let me get a close-up. I'm going to come in. We're going to get mushed here. I'm just moving the camera around, trying to get closer. Why do I think we're all going to get sprayed with paint any second? And the paint is now going onto the inside of the thighs of Kiana Bradley. It's being applied with the Hitachi Magic Wand. And Kiana's having a lot of time, a lot of difficulty not wiggling all over the place as her cookie gets painted. We have greens and blues and yellows. There's purples and golds. We have... Should we have her blend it at the end, turn it on and blend it? It's already turned on. It's vibrating, yeah. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. No, it's going on. I didn't know it was on. I thought you wanted me to turn it on. Yes, no, it is on. It's turned on. I'm just worried. It's turned on. It is so turned on. I cannot even begin to say how turned on. Where's the boom guy when you need him? Exactly. Oh, this is great. Oh. What Sarah is doing is going on the inside of Kiana's lovely, beautiful thighs. Up at the top of her pussy covering. Now she's down by the asshole and poor Kiana every time that Sarah touches her with the Hitachi. Sarah, have you ever had sex with a woman before? Have you ever had sex with a woman before? Not that I know of. Sarah said not that she knows of. All right. Now, look at how flexible we have Kiana Bradley with her legs. Sprawled all the way. Sit on it, baby. Just sit on it. Do it. Now you won't. Sit on it. Do you hear me? Get it all in there. That's right. Get it in there. She's directing. Push on that twat. And it looks like a fucking butterfly. I'm amazed. Oh my God, it's beautiful. That is beautiful. That's the best Rorschach I've ever seen. It's like a tiger tail swallow, but only green. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I'm amazed. I am. That is amazing. Oh my goodness. Now I'm going to have to ... You are a dirty, dirty girl though. That is cool. We got to hose her off now. We got to hose her off now. Hold it up towards me so I can see that it looks like a butterfly. There it is. This is Kiana Bradley's cookie. It's her pussy. I didn't film my new medium. And it is ... Why what? My new medium. It's your new medium? This is good. I just saw my art. Naked girls? Yes, I think so. Absolutely. Isn't that beautiful? beautiful painting. Kiana, you are a beautiful girl. Now, what we're going to have to do, Jenny, is I'm going to need you to come fix the camera because I'm going to help by washing. I'm going to give Kiana a bath. Now, Stevie, you're going to have to do a blow-by-blow, let's say. Don't worry about getting paint on it. I can get it off. It's acrylic, so just... I'm doing the blow-by-blow. You're going to do the color commentary. Oh, my gosh. So what we're doing now is... Sarah has done these wonderful paintings. She painted with finger-painted on Kiana's breasts. She finger-painted on Kiana's butt. I told her this was a PG show. And now she has finger-painted her pussy. And it came out, when they pressed it, it came out like this beautiful butterfly. There it is. Now I got them both in the frame. This is the picture. I'm going to tweet this, but I need to get a good picture. They are smiling. Kiana is licking the butterfly. Well, another thing is the butterfly actually has pussy juice on it. Yes. And do you know, it was so funny because I just posted something on Facebook. She just posted something on Facebook. About a butterfly. Was it a story of a butterfly or a butterfly vibrator? It was about a butterfly. It was a caterpillar. A caterpillar? Saying, gosh, I feel like my life has ended. Oh, no. Then, the butterfly comes out of the cocoon and says, no, your master's here, your life has just begun. Oh, it's hard to hear. So, the butterfly, the caterpillar thought he was dying and then, it came out and said, your master's here, your life has just begun? No, the caterpillar says, I feel like I'm dying, and it waves, waves, waves, Okay, the caterpillar says, I feel like I'm dying, waves, waves, waves, out and it says, no, your master is here. Your life has just begun. And so the butterfly goes into the cocoon. Yeah, say it into the microphone. Say it one more time. Okay, so the caterpillar felt like it was dying. And it goes into the cocoon, comes out a beautiful butterfly, and the butterfly comes out and says, no, you're not dying. Your master is here. Your life has just begun. So this is what happened. That's what happened. And so it has meaning for me. It's very special to me. Transformation. Transformation. Oh, I love it. The transformation. Yes. Is that your favorite piece? It is. It is? And what's your favorite piece, Sarah? The boobs. The boobs? Yeah. And then the ass, and I am such an ass woman. Everybody that knows Sarah. The ass was the little kitty cat. The ass is the kitty cat, and I am a huge ass woman, so that one is the one that will go home with me. It's like a kitty cat angel. It does. It does. Absolutely. Well, now let's get this dirty girl. I'm cleaned up. Stevie, I'm going to get her in the bathtub. Okay. We're going to bring the microphone over here, so we're going to get you back down on the ground. So what we're doing now is I filled up this beautiful red bucket. Now, what red means is red is the color. Ginger's got a huge bucket, red bucket, and red is the color of love. It's the color of passions, I think. What do you think it is, Fozzie? Fozzie? What do you think it is? What do you think it is? When you think it is? When you think of red. Wow. That's an interesting question. Ooh, red being your favorite one. Well, there's so many interpretations. It could be rage. It could be rage? You know. But it could also, again, it could be passion. Passion. It says here, red. Revelation. People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. Do we go over this? I don't think we did red. I don't think we did red. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make lady chatterly blush. And lovers of red tend to be aggressors. So you notice Ginger has the red bucket. She's the aggressor. The aggressor. And weaker colors should be aware. So Kiana has every single color on her with red. So I think she's really well balanced. Thank you. So right now, Ginger is over here with the bucket. And she has her purple scrunchie cleaner. And she's over here cleaning. Oh, look. One breast is already clean. I mean, by the time I looked up, Ginger works really fast. I mean, if you don't know anything about Ginger, I'll tell you right now. She can multitask like a mofo. She is all over the place. She can cook. She can clean. She can shoot a layout. She can do everything all at once. There's so many interpretations to that. This is one of my favorite. This is one of my favorite. If you don't know, I mean, and she can hide in the closet. No, she hides in the closet and has sex. Does all this while I prep the books for the show. It all just, boom, happens. And then she's like, oh. I like your damn nut, Nikki. I'm actually very simple, and I'm not. Kiana's a very simple girl. I am very simple. I'm from Alabama. She's from Alabama. I am not high maintenance. She's not high maintenance. Uncomplicated. She loves. I love motorcycles. I love animals. She loves motorcycles and animals. And I love sports. And sports. She loves cowboys. Dallas Cowboys. Yes. She's a cheerleader. Can you do a cheer from where you are? My mic won't fit. Can you do a bucket cheer from where you are? Like if you. I'm on your pussy right now. Oh. I think she needs her concentration for that. What I really need. Oh, T. What am I thinking? You know, we have a rubber ducky here. In the studio. Yeah. That vibrates. Oh my God. If I had known this. If I had been thinking ahead. I would have gotten our little yellow rubber ducky that vibrates. Well, you have a what? I have a vibrating rubber ducky. What we can do. Is put a. We can put one of these. Great fabulous. Screaming O's. We can put a screaming O on that scrunchie. And really make bath time fun. And then we'll never get out of here. All right. Here we go. Do you want to put this inside of the scrunchie? I lost my shoes. I have to know I have an audience. Okay. Tell me about your movies. Do you. Have you ever had painting in your movies? Do you have any scripts? Not this kind of painting. But I. I wrote a couple of films where the subjects were, you know, art, film, you know, painting sculptures. I did a. There's a great classic movie called One Touch of Venus where. I kind of love it. A statue of Venus comes to life. And I wrote a parody of that. Oh. Blue Aphrodite with Kylie Ireland. Kylie Ireland. Did she have a wig on? No. No. It was just her. Her and her red hair. Ah. Yeah. But no. Yeah. I would get a call from the director. I'm a film buff. And they would say, oh, give me a Rock Hudson Doris Day movie. And that's an easy, you know, that's a simple plot, you know. A pillow talk. Yeah. So pillow talk. You know, it's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and um oh um was it man's favorite sport because there was there was a movie where they're competing advertising people yeah and i i don't know if that was man's favorite sport or not but she he creates this thing called vip and he's got poor jack crucian in a lab trying to create this thing and he comes up with a candy like a mint but the alcohol content is so high that he they buy out the alcohol uh industry buys them out oh gosh we're over here come on back over into your chair with your mic you can set the piano bradley is all clean now and and sarah flusher is going to wash her dirty hands with her nasty acrylic paint vibrant vibrant horny colors stuff into art this has been so much fun i'm so glad that everybody was able to make it down today i want to thank you sarah fletcher flusher sarah i'll be okay s-a-r-a-h sarah m no jenkins jenks j-e-n-k-s f-l-e-s-h-e-r sarah jenks flusher yes you can follow her on facebook you can see her artwork you can uh find everything that she does and then kiana bradley i fucking love you i think you are just amazing i want to thank you so much for coming in i hope i didn't put you through too much today no no no no i'm i'm hoping i didn't put you through anything today because what you did to me was not bad and you gave me toys and you had your fingers on my kitty cat i did can you do an art cheer and you gave me a bath i did i gave you a bath and i i hated to do it so quickly i didn't want to do it so quickly i didn't want to do it so quickly normally i would really take my time but we only had less than a minute left that's okay i i want to thank everybody for letting me appear on here i had the most amazing time it was fabulous fantastic yes and you are as beautiful as i have always pictured you to be thank you so much where can your fans follow you um at kiana underscore bradley for twitter and i also have a kiana bradley facebook and a kiana bradley just for fun fan page and i also have a kiana bradley just for fun fan page and i also have a kiana bradley just for fun fan page and i also have a kiana bradley just for How was it? I have a home club. It's The Pony in Huntsville, Alabama. I just did a couple of other radio shows. I'll be appearing on another one tomorrow. And I just did an interview with Mark Kearns from AVN Magazine. Awesome. I love Mark. He is amazing. I love Mark. Yes. One of the good guys. Yes. How is it popping artist Cherry who's never used a wand? I love wand techniques. I mean, you could totally become bisexual if you want to with me. Amazing. Oh, and Fozzie, where do people find you? Nowhere. Nowhere? You're not anywhere to be found? I don't do a lot. I'm her manager agent right now. Oh. It's been a pleasure. But somebody needed a script or wanted a signed script from you or something from your movies. How do they get a hold of you? There's no way to get a hold of you. I have a Facebook page. George. Kaplan fans. Facebook page. Facebook. And I post whatever, you know. Family stuff or industry stuff? Industry stuff. Industry stuff. And it's, you know, I go into the archive and post the box covers and whatever. Oh, that's cool. Anecdotes and information, you know. And where is that? We can see that? That's on Facebook. It's George Kaplan fans. How do you spell that? George Kaplan fans. George like it sounds G-E-O-R-G-E-K-A-P-L-A-N? I am. Or I-N. K-A-P-L-I-N. Yeah. Okay. George Kaplan fans. Or is it A-N? You know, I don't remember. And you. Try both. Lingerie. It should be Kaplan. We'll talk about it after the show. Yes. I still look for Mark by Northwest. Thank you so much for listening. I hope everybody had a really great time. Wonderful time. Thank you so much for being here. Sarah, Fozzie, Kiana. Thank you. Stevie, it was fabulous. Oh, I love the paint. We should have more painting parties like this. It was fabulous. Everybody said it was. Happy birthday, Jenny. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Cheers. We're still wishing it to her. Thank you, baby. All right. We'll be back tomorrow. Have a great night. Good night, everyone. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.