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AJ Applegate, apple farmer, fart cup, booty game

31m 28s
💾 318 MB
📅 2014-03-07
📺 Video recording
File: blameginger30_140307_160145_SRS001.wav
Duration: 31m 28s
Size: 318 MB
Aired: 2014-03-07
Host: Ginger Lynn, Sapphire
Guests: AJ Applegate
Ginger Lynn and Sapphire host a raunchy talk show with guest AJ Applegate, discussing body parts, apple farming, homemade smoking devices, a specimen cup of flatulence, body odor spray, and a booty-guessing game.

📄 Transcript [show]

I get lost in the titties. I get lost. They're mesmerizing. They are hypnotizing. I am Ginger Lynn with the beautiful Miss Sapphire. And our special, the crowd goes wild guest, Miss? AJ Applegate. AJ Applegate. And now, we didn't get any information on you. You're an apple farmer, correct? And your last name just so happens to be Applegate. That is the coolest thing ever. Do you get sick of eating apples? No. No. I actually really love apples. Really? Which works out very well for you. There's so many different things you can do with apples. What's the sexiest thing you've done with apples? Probably nothing. Jeremy, we've got some weird questions. Probably nothing. I mean, there's so many different ways to eat apples. Okay. Like with peanut butter, chocolate. That's true. And pies. Pie. Love pie. Highs. Pies. Apple pie. Oh, I thought you said highs. Like you eat, you get high and then you eat apple pie. And I'm thinking. No, but you can smoke out of an apple, right? You know what? That's true. That's true. Yeah, that you can. Apple bongs. There you go. I almost made one of those recently. For a friend, of course. For the first time or? Well, the friend needed something and I wasn't able to provide what they needed. But the friend said, well, I've got this, this, and this. And I'm like, okay, either give me the core from a roll of toilet paper and some tin foil or I'm going to need an apple. Wait. I have never. I have never smoked out of a roll of toilet paper. Oh, it's the easiest thing ever. You just take all of the paper off. Are you sure it's not meth you're cooking? No, no. And you take a little piece of tin foil. We used to use the inside of Hershey chocolate bars because they used to have tin foil. So you take it and you fold it into like four pieces so it's a little thicker and you stick holes in it. You can use any pen, stick holes in it. And then you've got a pipe and the one end is the pipe part and the other end is the carburetor part. Wow. Wow. I mean, this is what I read on YouTube. I would never indulge. I really don't know anything about any of those types of things. What I do know is that I've got a crush. You got a crush? I've got a crush. Who's the crush? Girls. Which girl? Every girl. Every girl? I've just got, I've got a girl crush going on now. I'm in that girl crush phase. And who did I shoot the other day? Anna Fox was over. Oh, I love her. Oh, she's so cute. Oh, she's so. Such a sweetheart. She really is. And just stunningly beautiful. And her skin is like velvet. Yeah. Velvet. And I was looking at her. And initially I thought, okay, since I've already dripped hot wax in five different flavors all over her ass. Which I did see the pictures. Oh, it was beautiful. It was so beautiful. And she let me do it. And she enjoyed it. It was really sexy. It was really sexy. It was really sexy. I took different little. I took different little candles. And you hold. I find the darker the color of the candle, the farther away you need to keep it from the body because it burns more. Right. And I just dripped the wax all over her ass, in her asshole, down into her pussy, the lower part of her back. Just, you just got her all kind of nice and lubed and oiled up. And then I brought her back to my house. She came over the next day and I shot her for, I have an auction site called gingerlynauctions.com. And I was looking at her and I'm thinking, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Her ass is my favorite part of her body. No, no. It's the tits. No. Wait, look at that. Oh, my God. Her face is so perfect. Okay. I'm not going to. Her legs. Oh, my God. Look at her abs. She's just banging all around. I was just, I couldn't decide with certain girls what my favorite part is. In general, I'm an ass girl. I will look at the ass when I'm doing my photography. You know which photos I took because 90% of them. And we'll be from your backside and I'll get your booty in there. What about you, AJ? What's your favorite part of a woman? Or do you even like women? I didn't ask you that. I love women. Okay. Good answer. I'm definitely like go both ways. Can you come a little closer to your mic that way? You'll be closer to me as well. Is that better? Yes. I just wanted you closer to me. I guess I actually think it's really sad because I just started getting into the gym and getting into all that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's the gym? No, the gym. Oh, the gym. Oh, I'm thinking it's a toy. I was looking at her. I'm going, the gym. Where do you put it? I haven't tried that one yet. I want to do the gym. What? Well, I put gems up your ass last week. No, you attempted to. It didn't work. No, you're too tight up there. We're going to loosen you up. Oh, hell no, we're not. Oh, I brought you a toy. But AJ. AJ, I want you to keep talking, but I'm going to just... Okay. So you said you're getting into the gym. Oh, yeah. I've been getting into the gym and, like, eating clean and all that. And I just started to realize that on a woman, like, a woman, I love a sexy, like, muscular... Or not muscular, but, like, defined shoulders and back. I think it's so sexy when a woman has, like, a defined back. It's so sexy. I hadn't even thought of that part, but you're definitely right. And I was looking at somebody's back recently, probably... So I was hiking, and there was a woman who had a really sexy back. Yeah, so it's interesting what part will turn you on. What part? What do you think is your best part? My ass. Your ass? I need to see the ass. I love booties. Yeah. Let's see the booty. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. You have a perfect, beautiful, round... I want you kind of an ass with a short... That's like sexual chocolate right there. Ah. AJ Applegate is broad. Are your eyes... Blue. Blue. Yeah. She's got beautiful blue eyes, a turquoise skirt that's cut. If she bends over even just to... It's over. It's over. Anything. You know, if she's... If she farts, the skirt is coming out. What? Well, no. You're going to see, but... So you... So you mix in... We're talking about her sexy asses, and then you say if she farts... I was trying to prove a point as to how short the skirt was. You could have just said if she bends over, how the winds are right now. You know, the wind would just ride up her coochie. Yeah, you know, I... It just fucked the coochie. I just went the wrong way. I just did automatically. It was an accident. So sorry. It's okay. There's no farting. There's no farting involved. That was just... That's funny, though. Speaking of farts, I just had a fan... I just had a fan email me. Oh, no. And they were like, I would walk across the world with bare feet on broken glass just to hear AJ fart from a mile away. What? I was like, why fart, though? Like, out of everything. I don't know. I mean, maybe next time he might even say... Can you actually savor when your farts... And like sit in a jar, right? Well, I, believe it or not, can help you with this. Oh, God. Now, I'm going to have to save it for the latter part of the show today. Oh, my God. But I did this the other day. And what I did was... Jeremy, I'm trying my best here. Is I took a can of whipped cream. And I wanted to know if you would actually get high. From the Whip It, the air, the laughing gas that's inside of the can of whipped cream. So, I put it in that area. And then I squeezed the air. And you can hear it going... I'm cracking up. And it's filling up... With all that air. Okay, so now I'm full of air. And I have a cup. Oh, God. I will not open it. But I will show you that I actually do have this cup. Oh, God. Okay, so Ginger is getting the mysterious cup. AJ, I'm kind of scared of what she's about to bring out. I don't know what's going to go on right now. That's like a cup you pee in. It is a urine specimen cup. And I don't know. I didn't really do... It's a little cloudy. I wasn't able to bust the myth. Because I was laughing so hard. Because I had the air in my butt. And it had to come out. That I... I laughed. And then I farted. Then it was like a... Into the cup. So this specimen cup. And it stunk. This is a cup of fart. This is... Okay. Now, the cup that I'm looking at. And I'm showing it to the camera. But I wonder if you really... If it's really in there. I don't... You want to find out? I do. Is this true? It looks a little moist in here, too. How do you screw it on fast enough? Right. It may not have worked. If you're willing to try it... I don't know. I'm scared. I'll give you a prize. You know what? Maybe... Do we have a lighter? Because that's how we can ultimately check. Yeah. But by the time we... I don't have a lighter. And we would open it. And it would just go everywhere. Oh, my God. That's so funny. The fire department would be down here. I mean, we don't know how toxic it is in here. Yeah. I mean, how long ago was it? This was last week. So you really got that for a week? Yeah. It's been in there... Wow. It was sometime this week. It was... Okay. So it's a few days old. It's a few days old. Okay. Yeah. We're not going to... We're not going to mess with that. You're shaking it to see what is it, rattle? No. I'm just... We're not going to mess with that. And I have to say... But AJ said she might. Yeah. What? Do you want to check this out? I'm scared. I mean, the worst... I kind of want you to check out this fart. You said it stunk. It did stink. So the worst thing that you're going to get... It's a fart. We're not trying to kill the girl. I'm not the one that volunteered her. I'm just asking if she was serious about it. Because there are... There are experiments that need to be done. You know what? I think maybe we should leave it to callers. If she should open it. Yes. 1-800-893-9562. Should AJ Applegate open up the couple fart from... I'm going to just set that right there. You got to do it. You just got to... We still are talking about our favorite body parts. And this came... That led to farts. I don't know how that happened. I don't know. Because you said if I bent over or something. Oh, if you farted that your skirt would fly up, I was describing how pretty you are. That's where we were. I know. And then she's wearing this little yellow cotton shirt. And I've got a little list for later on today. It's 50 things to do with your boobs. And one of them involves a cotton shirt. So you're going to be right there where you need to be. Really? And you like backs. I like butts. I love butts too, though. Some of my favorite butts, I think... I love... I'm Anna Fox because I just saw hers recently. Jocelyn Stone has a fine fucking ass. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is either. She's got just... She's an actress, right? Yeah, she's an adult. We're going to have to pull her booty up. She has a beautiful booty. Sapphire, I love your ass. It is so firm, so hard, so fine. It really is. I'm really trying to make it chunky. And it's just... It's like rocks. You've got a rock ass. Nina Hartley. And... 1980... From 83 until 2000. My own. You have a nice butt. No, I still love my ass. You have like a little peach butt. I've got... I've got... My butt's like a peach. Yes. Yes. It's a nice little peach. I haven't seen it. It's firm. You want to see my ass? Show her ass. Oh, did we get... Yeah, we saw yours. I mean, we could see her booty again. I mean, that's not a problem. Coming over. Okay, so she's bending over Ginger Lynn with her nice... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's a little silky top. Now, are those lips... What is this? ...on your booty? It's a tattoo of a pair of lips. It is actually my tribute to the IRS, our federal government, and our judicial system. To kiss your ass. Yeah, so I'm just going to take my shorts off. Yeah, just take your shorts off. Let it... Just let it breeze up. Come on. You know, I want to look... I like this little top that you got on, the little peach and white combo. Exactly. There you go. Exactly. And now, whenever I take my shorts off, I have to wear a dress. I have to wear a dress. I have my favorite new little toy. Oh, no. Oh, God. Wait, do you want to use this toy? No. This... Because this is a scary piece of meat. No. You know what? That's a butt plug right there. That is... If I saw one. This is huge. And this thing is heavy. First of all... It's really heavy. It's really nice. It's very expensive. Do you like anal plugs? Yes. Okay. Is this a little... But I don't like glass ones. Okay, so you need something that's more... I like glass vaginal pussy. Vaginal... Wait. Glass... Glass toys. Glass toys. Right. So like the dildos and all that. I almost meant glass vag pussy. Those are very, very rare. But... I would love to see that. Because it like warms up to your body temperature or something. Yeah. I like those. Well, that's something we're going to use to warm you up. But what I was going to take out is... I did this blowjob seminar at Suzy's Delights. Nice. And there was a doctor there. And I can't read it without my glasses. What does that say? It says, odor off mist. Prevent and eliminate. Prevent and eliminate offensive body odor instantly. Works up to 48 hours. Now, I don't have... Smell me. Tell me I'm offensive or not. Just go ahead and smell my puss. Oh, my God. I got to go dive into ginger pussy. And I'm going to lift my legs so you can get my butthole too. There are a lot of people that wish they were in your position right now. Oh, God. Come on in. I discovered nothing. Just give it a good whiff. Okay. That was the front hole. Turn around. All right. Let me stand up. I can't believe you really do this. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. And, okay. Now, I have... Oh, thank God. Don't fart on me. I have got number two. I have... Oh, wait. I just... What's on your booty? It's a cluster of freckles. Okay. It's not... I was like, if that's a boo-boo stain, I'm going to cry. No, it's not a boo-boo stain. No, those are a cluster of cute, adorable freckles on my tushy. Okay. So... Her booty smells nice. And she's jiggling it. I'm jiggling it. Yeah. Okay. So, it smells nice. Yes. Okay. Now, take this and give me a little spray. Okay. I'm going to spread it open. Just give me a little spray. I'm just going to back up a little bit because, you know, I don't want anything to come out. Yeah. Okay. How's that feel? That feels good. From the front? There we go. There. Thank you. I feel... So, what does that do now? Now, you're going to smell it again. And it's supposed to... Make it smell fresh. Okay. Oh. Let me get this leg up under your dress. All right. There we go. And... Now, if I go in for whiff number two. Nope. Can't smell anything. Can't smell anything. No. It's amazing. It just smells like nothing? It just smells like air. Like, I smelled the chair, but I didn't smell... I like the smell of pussy. Why would you want to hide it? No, I wouldn't. Well, you know some pussies out there. Let's be real. Oh, that's true. Some of them out there. It'll work on anything. Let me smell your armpit. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. You could use this. Are you serious? She did not just say that. Smell my deodorant. Now, everybody thinks that Sapphire has some smelly ass pig. Thank you. That was funny. I was joking. She does not smell. I take maybe two to three baths a day. Like, I'm such like... What? That's a lot of baths. It's a lot. Old showers, not baths. I don't like baths that much. I love that. It's just showers. I'm just like... I need two to three baths. I need three showers. That is funny. Yes. There is a deodorant scent smelled with your own natural scent, which is very nice. Thank you. I would love... You better. ...to have the opportunity to take one more whiff... Oh, God. ...and then spray you and see if it goes... And I'd like... Do it. Okay, come on over and... Oh, my God. It's important. I want you to sniff it and smell. This is crazy. And we'll see. It does work on pussy and ass. I want to know if it works on pits. On pits. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Let AJ Applegate smell your pit. Yeah, your pits don't smell bad. Don't worry. Thank you. It's not bad. It smells like deodorant. Yeah, exactly. Let me smell again. Oh, my God. Okay. Now, lift. I love how you didn't say anything this time. It doesn't smell bad. I'm lifting. I'm waiting. I don't want to hit your face. Okay. Now, wait a minute. Let me sniff again. Odor-free. There's nothing. There's no deodorant smell. There's no nothing. What? Okay, what the hell? That is so weird. What is this? I don't know. But he told me I should try it out. And it's the coolest thing that I've ever found. Where did you get this? Read the name of the product. I know. It's awesome. Right? Shoot off. Like, where did you get that? Let's see. It feels really nice on the bus. Do you remember where you got it? I got it at a store called Suzy's Delights. The doctor that... The design that gave it to me. And it's called Noble Derma. Noble Derma. Noble. How do you spell it? N-O-B-E-L. And then dash D-E-R-M-A. Noble Derma. Noble Derma. It takes away... That actually, like, I can't believe that that works. Yeah, I mean, it took away the... I was saying that, you know, she doesn't... You don't have body odor. You have... A certain smell. Yeah. But you know what? I think everybody needs to carry this around. Is that the coolest thing ever? Because let's be honest. I love this. I might steal this. Yeah. It's the only sample that I have. Yeah. It's gone. It's gone. It just went into Sapphire Spurs. It's gone. Okay, fine. What's your favorite part of the body now that I freshened everybody up and you stole my shit? What's my favorite part? What's your favorite part of a woman's body? I love, love, love. I have, like, three. Is that okay? I mentioned them all. Okay. I like legs. Legs. I love a nice booty. Yes. And you gotta have a little something up here. You gotta have... And she's grabbing her breasts. A little bit of boobies. A little something. Yeah. A little boobies. Letting us know that's the part that she enjoys. Yes. Well, I have some photos for us. Just gonna play a quick little game here. It's... What's it called? Guess that bootylicious ass. Guess that bootylicious ass. Well, they're all not that bootylicious. I know. Some of them are... Let's be honest. Some of these booties... If you wanted some booties, I could have given you some nice booties to go with. Yes. What I... It should be... Guess that sagalicious booty. What I'm having a problem with here, my trouble lies in the fact that this woman has the god awful ugliest bathing suit. She has pancake ass. She's got a pancake ass with a zebra... Not even zebra. It's a jig-jag design on her underwear. It's just awful looking. One of the cheeks look a little lopsided. Yeah. I was just gonna say... Yeah. I was just gonna say... Maybe it's the angle. Let's put this photo up so people can see. And she does have stretch marks on the booty. A lot of stretch marks on the ass going in. This is the ass we are talking about. You can watch the show live at skidrowstudios.com. I know you're listening to us, but you could also watch it live at skidrowstudios.com. Going in for the ass. Now, who are our choices of this? I don't like this ass at all. If I were gonna rate it, I would give it a two. I'd give it a negative five. I'd give it a two. It's not a good... It's not a good... It's not a good... It's not a good ass at all. Okay. So we have... Maybe I'd give it a three. I feel bad because I feel like I know whose ass it is. And if it's her ass, I love this girl. She's gorgeous. And I'm hoping that it's not her ass. It's just a bad picture. Or you think it's not really. No, I think that she might not have a nice ass, but everything else on her is gorgeous. That's why I don't understand. It can't be her then. Because I think she has like a really fit body. Well, who are our choices on whose ass this might be? It's a celebrity's ass. That's the only thing. I'm going to give away at this point. We got Leigh-Anne Rimes, Kate Hudson, Blake Lively, and Michelle Williams. And for those who don't know who Blake Lively is... I don't. She was from Gossip Girl. All right. The skin is fair. I mean... I know who this is. Oh, this is the one that I do know because I'm going... My guess... I'm not going to do anything. I'm just qualified for this one. Why? Because I know whose it is. Okay. I'm going to... This is tough. I really love Kate Hudson and I'm hoping it's not her. So I'm going to say Leigh-Anne Rimes. I'm going to go with Blake Lively. No way. I think so. She's so fit. She's fit, but I've seen her in bikinis and I'm like... I was going to say Blake at first, but... But she has stretch marks on her chest. I think it's Leigh-Anne Rimes. All right. And I can't guess who is the owner of this unattractive ass. That's Leigh-Anne Rimes. That's Leigh-Anne Rimes. Woo! One point. For AJ Applegate. I'll put it right in the back of this. Thank God it wasn't Kate Hudson. Oh, man. Oh, no. She's beautiful. I love her. That's who I would have guessed just because of the skin tone. Right. But I was so... I would have been really disappointed if it was hers. Yep. I was going to at first even say Michelle Williams. I said, no, she's a little bit more thicker in some areas. Who's Michelle Williams? She was married to... Heath Ledger. She was in... Oh, I wasn't even thinking... I was thinking Michelle Williams was a different person. And I have no memory, no recollection whatsoever of who she is. I loved Dick. Yeah. I saw the movie Dick. Love that movie. I did too. Great movie. I have a t-shirt that says, I love Dick. And I do. And it was... They gave them out on the set. I have one from that movie. Oh, that's awesome. It's true. Yeah, that was their little slogan for it. Aw. All right. So Leigh-Anne Rimes. I'm sorry to say, just does not have an attractive ass. This is ass number two. I'm going to hold it up for you. Our phone number here, if you want to call in and guess, is 1-800-893-9562. Ass number two. This features a girl with a... Looks like a jean jacket on. Yes. And a pair of fishnet stockings with a thong. I'm wondering where you would wear that outfit. It's really fucking sexy. Yeah, it's got to be. It's really hot. It's like a music video or something. Because you can see, it's not like there's a little ass crack. There's full on ass. Fishnets make everybody's ass look good. No. Can we just go back to that? I saw this poor, big woman at the club. And I wanted to kick her friend's butt. I was like, who in the hell dressed you? Oh, no. Now, she was wearing the head-to-toe fishnet over like a bikini. Right. And like I said, this woman's pouring, literally pouring out of this fishnet outfit. All right. So, one size fits all does not necessarily fit all. Right. No. But I bet you money that that fishnet outfit makes her look better than if she wasn't wearing it. That's probably true. No. The fact that I saw the ass pouring through. Like here, on here, like the fishnets are not wearing her. She's wearing the fishnet. Right. The ass is not coming. Out of the fishnet. It's a fine ass. This woman's ass was pouring out of the fishnet holes. That's a no-no. Okay. That's trapped. That looks like bait just getting caught and trying to say, help me. Get me out of this body. I mean, I don't need to be rude. But I'm just, you know. Play-Doh. Why didn't her friend say something? Those are horrible friends. Yes, I agree. I agree. Those are horrible friends. But you know, whoever dressed this girl, they knew what they were doing. Well, she may have dressed herself. Who are? Who are our choices for this fine ass here? We got Miss Lady Gaga, who can't sell concert tickets anymore. We got Madonna. Really? Oh, yeah. Her concert is just like flopping right now. She's not been able to sell out any of her concert tickets right now. Really? Yes. They just made a report about that. Did she wear a lot of things to wear? Well, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it could be like, where are you going to go from here? I mean, she wore bacon, so. That's true. That's true. Once you go bacon, I don't know where else you can go. I guess there's, where do you go from there? Maybe she has to go wear like a. Where does she wear that again? She wore it at the VMAs. VMAs. I'm like, whoever was sitting next to her. It was a dress made out of bacon. Disgusting. Yeah. It's just crazy. So it's either. I would possess you to be like. Brian, go make a dress out of bacon. And I love bacon. And I'm thinking about that now. And whoever had to sit next to her, I'm like, oh God. Yeah, right? I'd kill, like, no. That's just disgusting. Was it cooked at least? No. It was raw. Mind you, she even arrived in an egg. You can't sit down once you have it. I'm going to pray for her. That's all I'm going to say. I think she's special. No, she's very special. That's why our producer in the back can't help but laugh. Just like. It's making me smile. She came in with eggs and looked like bacon. That's just a hot mess. Eggs and bacon is that right? I think that's kind of hot. Eggs and bacon. I'm really, I'm getting hungry. I'm sorry. Okay. I would love to eat her. The next one we got. Okay. We got Madonna. Lady Match. Okay. So it could be Lady Gaga, Madonna. Cher. Cher. Or Kesha. Kesha, I just feel like she needs a flea bath. I'm sorry. She does. I just want to go after her. I have the same one. Oh, the same e-cig? Yeah, the same watermelon one. These are my favorite ones. Oh, thank God. Yes. Yes. We're talking about our... There you go. Vape away, ladies. Okay. Now, I'm guessing Lady Gaga on this one. Gaga? Okay. See, I was confused between Kesha or Madonna, but I'm going to go with Madonna. Okay. I know vividly that somebody already in a music video long ago wore fishnets, a thong, and a jean jacket, and that was Cher. Oh, was it? Yes. I remember that video. Turn Back Time video. Yes, you're absolutely right. Oh, I thought it was Madonna. But then I remember, okay, Kesha did it also, but this looks too clean for it to be Kesha. I think I'm also going to go with Madonna. Madonna. All right. So we have... I went with Lady Gaga. We have two Madonnas, correct? Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right. And Jeremy, the correct answer is? Lady Gaga. Oh! No! Really? I got to get on board. I got to get on board. I got to get on board. I got to get on board. I got to get on board. I got to get on board. But Lady Gaga has such a nice... She has such a nice ass, and it doesn't look that good there. Yes. Well, remember that other one she had. She has an amazing body. She does. And it doesn't look that good here. Wow. I need to get on board with these booties. That one. I got that one. Oh, my God. AJ has one point. Ginger has one point. Sapphire has none. This is getting scary. And there's only one round left. So either you catch up, and then we have to have a tiebreaker. This one's... Or we will be... The next one's confusing. I don't... I feel like... Should we go through the better looking booties? I need to get on board. No. You got to go with the next one. You got to get the next one in line. That is not fair. Yeah. And just because it's so... Where do people buy their bathing suits? I don't know. These are the ugliest fucking bathing suits ever. Yeah. You can't pick and choose, because you think you might know who's... Hell yes, because I know the other one. No. You know this one already? No, no. I know the other one. Okay. Well, then that's why... The bejazzled booty. We're not going to do that one. Oh, my God. This is so mean. This is a pasty ass, white ass. It's probably a really nice ass. It's got the Casper ass going on. But it's very... It's very, very white, and the bathing suit is turquoise and yellow, but not in a good way. It's kind of like a 60s style pattern design. It's really fucking ugly, and it makes me not want to enjoy the ass as much. No. So who are my choices here? Katy Perry, Pink, Christina Aguilera, and Selena Gomez. I don't want it to be any of them. No. I mean, Katy Perry, she has nice boobs, but I've never thought of her ass... Is she on there? I'm saying it's Katy Perry. Yeah, I'm going to go Katy Perry as well. Katy Perry. All right. Number three. Katy Perry. We all three get a point. Woo-hoo. All right. At first, I thought it was Pink, and then I was like... Yeah. No. It must be Katy Perry, because I've never seen her ass, but she has nice tits. And it's definitely not Selena Gomez, because she's too white for this one. Yeah. Yeah, I thought the same thing on that one. Let me get rid of this one, so that we can also play this game another time. All right, Sapphire, it's your turn to be punished. Let me get your... Oh, no. Oh. Ha-ha. When is it not my turn to be... Oh, God. Now, this is intimidating. We have AJ Applegate in the studio. Are you going to scrub me with that? AJ gets to pick one side that she uses on you. I will take the other side. AJ, we have one side of this beautiful paddle that is hard leather. We have the other side that is a soft, muffled... That does not sound soft. It compared... Okay, maybe a little. Compared to... I think I want that side. You want the... Oh. The other side? Of course. All right, Sapphire, Miss Sapphire, stand up. Let me see your perfect booty. If you want more of this show, you need to go to skidrowstudios.com. I am Ginger Lynn with the beautiful Sapphire with AJ Applegate. Thanks so much for joining us. We will be back tomorrow. We're back every day. You can't miss us here. If you want the whole thing, go to skidrowstudios.com. We'll see you next time.