Tony Olguin interview, burger eating challenge, and callers

All right, yeah. So we start off with a little Beastie Boys in the second one. Thank you very much. This is the title of this show is Is Radio to the Second Power. Is Radio Part Two, Part Do. And we're going to be splitting up. What do you think about that? What do you think, Alexis? I have yet to see, my friend. Okay, we'll see what happens. Adrian, any ideas on the part two? Yeah, the food contest. The food? Well, yeah, we're going to do this. Yeah, but I mean for future references like in our other shows. Oh, yeah. You were talking about something. Yeah, I think we should have a, oh, my God, what was it? He's all omegled out. Not the Nikki's dating thing. Oh, my God, this girl is too young. Whoa. I'm telling you, that thing's dangerous. Yeah. It says talk to strangers. We had some 15-year-olds last time. What is it? It's like a chat roulette. So you have like your camera. If you want to come around and see what they're doing. You have your camera on the bottom is facing you. And then another camera on the top facing somebody else randomly in some other world. Okay. And just like a roulette, it keeps on spinning around. Oh, my God, that guy is weird. And it lands on somebody weird. And we were like, I was with at your place with Adrian. Yeah. Yeah. I was with Adrian doing this. And some kids were coming out like 12, 13-year-old boys were flipping us off on the TV. Like, hey, I love you. I love you. I love you. And then we were like doing it back. I love you. It was so ridiculous, you know. But then another time somebody else, a camera came on an artificial vagina, like a flashlight. Naturally. It was just laying there. It was just laying there. And nothing happened. Well, Rafa would love to hear this story. That's just the best story ever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's actually a member and the sponsor. Yeah. Adrian's a member. And so basically, are you having that hard of a time finding it? He was bragging to me how he organized all the sounds. He was like, I got it. He was bragging to me. He was like, dude, I got to organize all the sounds. You ever go out on a date and spend too much money on a girl and then not get some? Well, we got the answer for you. Get some of this. Sasha 2013 Artificial Badge. All in all stores today. With new aerodynamic ribbed insertions. A juice lubricating button. An audio button with Sasha's moans and groans. And an I Fuck Sasha 2013 bumper sticker. Hey, I Fuck Sasha 2013 and you did it. That's right. And you'll be able to go brag to your friends. Every guy out there knows an artificial vagina or pocket pussy is the same for men. A dildo is for women. So guys, go to your nearest adult store. Take Sasha home today. Go get yours. You know you want it. Sasha 2013 is not responsible for any premature ejaculation, STDs, blue balls, and any other. Nice. I can't. You know, every time I hear more, it makes me want to like pull the trigger to buy one. Oh, not me. Do it. What's he? He's taking his shirt off. The guy asked me to show my boobs, so I showed him Adrian's. Oh, man. No way. He didn't want to see those. That's sick. He said, these sounds very nice. Can you open your boobs? The guy has his face covered. He has his face covered. Like with his t-shirt. Like that. What the hell? Like this. Like a bandit. Why? Like a bandit. And he says, show, open your boobs. Can you open your boobs? Yeah. Can you open your boobs? You are sassy, girl. You are sassy. S-E-S-Y. Tell him to call in. 1-800-893-9562. Yeah, 1-800. 893-9562. All right. Tell him call the hotline. I want to wrap up with Tony's interview here. Tony Olguin is going to be at the Brea Improv August 7th. It's Olguin. Okay. Olguin. Olguin. Like Calderon. You know, did I say it like the gringo way? Olguin. Olguin. Yeah. I did. I'm so sorry, man. Yeah. It's okay. I'm just kidding. Well, I don't know because I met, who called in? This guy called in Matt, what was his name? Matt G. No, Mauricio Calderon. Marcelo Calderon. Yeah, Marcelo Calderon. Wow. But he goes, Marcelo Calderon. Calderon. Yeah. And that threw me off. It's like Jimenez. Yeah, Jimenez. It's like not jalapeno, but jalapeno. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's right. So he called in, totally threw my Spanish off. You speak Spanish, right? Oh yeah. Si, claro que si. Yo si. Híjole. I think everyone in the room speaks Spanish. Does everybody here speak Spanish? Not fluently. No, Nikki, you're the one? You don't speak Spanish? You're the only one? Not fluently. I'm not fluent either. Don't feel bad. Okay. Thank you. Maybe that's what we could do the second show. Like, okay, señores y señoras, estamos aquí hoy día con Tony Olguin. Híjole. Alexis Gonzalez. Mike's Cafe. Tontitos. Y tengo que ir al baño ahorita, vemos. All right. Tony, Alex. Alex. 확인ad 확인ad 확인ad 확인ad 확인ad Probably August 7th. You've been at Vegas, too. Yes, sir. And Ice House. And you're going to be headlining for the first time August 7th. Yes, sir. And is that a Wednesday? What is that? It is a Wednesday night. Because I'm still a little dog. You know, big dogs are weekends. Yes. But little dogs coming up. Sure, sure. Headlining Wednesday night. But still, you know what? That's a big thing that you're doing right there. Yeah, it's 8 o'clock, too. It's not like it's late. You and I had a talk about it. We already talked about it. And, you know, you get criticized a lot when you're starting out as a comedian. Oh, yeah. I've only been doing it like a little over two years. He's been doing it a little over two years. Awesome. And then so people are going to say, what's he doing headlining? You know what I had to do? You know what I mean? And it's like, you got to start off in something. Right, Rafa? I mean, when you started off your restaurant, I mean, was it like, were you doing a lot yourself? As far as? As far as a lot. Like serving the plates, cooking the thug. Oh, yeah, yeah. You didn't have your team. You weren't quite there yet. No, no, no, no. I was washing dishes. Right. I was working 17, 18 hour days. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was doing it all. To get to the owner status to where you're not doing it all, right? Start from the bottom, now we in. Right. And I still jump in the kitchen. I mean, if we're busy, I still jump in there and help out. Yeah, of course. Yeah. But you can also take a day off. No, no. Not a day off. Let me tell you, I work seven days a week. Yeah, you're used to it. Yeah, I'm not. But you got, like, you started off with the owner title. Right. And you still got the owner title. Right. The only difference is you got a team supporting you, helping you out. What a headliner has to do in comedy, imagine you start off comedy, you're not headlining, you're doing guest spots, you're hosting. Guy bars. You know, you're doing whatever. Then, oh, you got a feature. You got a feature for somebody. So you feature for somebody. And then there's a jump that you take to headline where you're going to be the last guy to follow all these guys. That's a hard thing to do. It's a very hard thing to do. No. When do you do it? When do you do it? You don't know. Okay? But you do it. If that's what you want to do, you jump at it and you do it. When I started doing it, I heard people around me, like, you know, who's headlining? What? Yeah. And it's like, you got to kind of put yourself in that position to learn the position. And so I've headlined more. I've done more. And I still get people saying, looking at me like, huh? Who? Because it's such a long process of headlining. So he's going to do his first headlining gig August 7th at Brea. Improv. August 7th. Come on out. Hit me up. Call me up. Facebook me. Should I give him my phone number? I'll give everybody my phone number. I don't know if you want to do that because, you know, we play artificial pussy commercials. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe not. We do have a phone call, though. Who's calling from the 714? Hello? Hello? Yes. Yes. Yeah, this is him. Oh, is this the guy on Omegle? Do you know that dude? Yes. I take it easy. I know where you guys live. Oh, shit. Take it easy. Who is this? This is Vance, man. This is the Wexican, Tony. What's happening? Oh, Vance. Okay. Vance. Hi, Vance. I'm the oldest white Mexican you guys know. I know. I didn't even say that. The oldest white Mexican. Okay. Okay. Well, Vance, what do you want to tell Tony? I've known Tony for... Tony, how long have we known each other now? 11 years? Oh! At least. Tony. Tony just famous. At least. We go way back. Tony and I used to recondition cars together. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Did you also... Put my nuts on the drum set. I need a new paint jab. Oh, Vance is your guy. Oh, nice. Wow. We got Nicky needs you. Hey, Vance, where is your place at? Huntington Beach at Surf City Restoration. Oh, I will be there. Surf City Restoration. Do you have a website? Yeah, hillbillyhaulers.com. Hillbillyhaulers. Yeah, they do some badass stuff there. .com. Yeah. I got a scratch on my door. You think you'd take care of it? I think we'll go to Nicky first. Yeah. Oh, look at this guy. Oh, look at this guy. You know what I got right in front of me? I have my mouse on a thing that says drop call. I'm getting tired of getting those little cards on my car that says sell your junk car, okay? I need a new paint job. Vance will take care of you. No problem. Thank you. We take care of a lot of cool people. I'll show up after Nicky. I love it. Thank you so much. Yeah, we actually... Our main thing is that we take old trucks, like 54s and all that kind of stuff, and we do the whole, like, kind of the Serapi interior and all that kind of cool stuff. Leave them all patinaed out and stuff like that, and we do a lot of stuff for the actors and all kinds of cool stuff. Awesome. Awesome. It's like the West West Coast customs. Awesome. Are you going to go catch Tony at the Brea Improv on August 7th? Are you kidding me? I wouldn't miss it, man. Awesome. I only missed one. I only missed one, and that was because I think it was some sort of bar mitzvah that I had to go to. Bar mitzvah. Yeah, he's a big supporter. I love you, Vance. Thank you so much. I love you too, man. We did some crazy shit together. Yeah, yeah. Smokes and weird stuff. Oh, my God. Well, Vance, thank you for calling in, Vance. Thanks, Vance. We'll see you at the Brea Improv on August 7th. That's right. So keep on... That's right. Shining those hummers. What do you call it? Hummers? Hummers? Keep on shining those hummers. Keep on waxing those hummers. Keep polishing. Hilly Billy Hummers. Yeah. Hollers. Hilly Billy Hollers, yeah. Hollers. That's a cool name. A hummer. Hell yeah, a hummer. We have another call. Who's calling in? It's radio time. Oh, this is Renny from my way. Calling for my good buddy Tony over there. Renny from my way. What's up? What's up, Renny? Hey, what's going on, Tony? Hey. What's up, bro? Thanks for calling. Look at this. First the improv, now on the radio and everything. Aw. Not only the radio. I need to be home. Good night. Not only the radio. It is radio time, sir. Watch your tongue. It is radio, Renny. Thank you so much. All right. So you're headlining on the 7th, I see, huh? August 7th at 8 p.m. You're going to want to get there early. We got a fairly large number of people going, luckily. So you want to get there early, about 7. I'll put your name down if you want, Renny. How many tickets? Yeah, don't forget us. I'll bring the whole crew down and everything. We'll cheer you on. And don't worry. If you start to choke, just rip your shirt off. You're right. You just have to choke. Look at this guy. Thanks, Renny. No, I'm pretty good. I think I'm going to be okay. I don't think I'll choke. No, you are good. Thank you so much, sir. We watched you the last time. We were all happy. You did real good. And, you know, we'll cheer you on out there on the stage. I like Renny's way of supporting. I like that. If you choke. Yeah, it's very coach. It's very coach style, right? If you choke, just look forward. Just go straight. How many tickets do you need, Renny? All right, man. We're all shooting for you over here. Hey, Renny, how many tickets do you need? Send us down for six. Six? Is it you and five girls? Me, a friend, and four girls. All right. That's good right there. More like it, Renny. All right. More like it, Renny. Can you sit them all in the front row? Front row, Renny. Wherever we can. Doesn't matter. We'll be drinking away and cheering you on. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Renny. You're the best, man. Thank you, Renny. Renny called in. Wow, Tony. We got some more. We got a 626, another person here calling in. I'm not sure who it is. I don't know. Renny. Renny's gone. Is someone... Another call? Hello, you're calling this radio time. Or part two. Sorry. Who's calling? Eva? Eva? Eva. Eva? Eva? Is he 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 stand-up comedy being one of the most difficult things to do. You know, so much hard work, self-promotion, little if any money and lots of rejection, heckling. You know, most comics will concur with this assessment. What is your motivation, Tony? My motivation? To make the world a better place. To make people happy and smile and laugh and party and maybe have some sex afterwards. There you go. There you go. And comedy, girls like to get turned on. Girls want to have sex after a comedy show. Yeah. I just like to. Not by me. I'm saying that it gets people in a good mood and I just like to be responsible for people having sex. Awesome. Making people happy is my main motivation. Yes, that's always a good motivation. I love making people happy. Thank you so much for calling, Eva. You're the best. I love you. Thank you, Eva. Eva from Evo-land. Eva-land called in. Eva. Thank you very much. Tony, again, thank you very much for joining us. We do have one more caller, which, you know what? I'm going to give it to you because we don't have this many calls. And very exciting. We did have the hamburger show up as well. So hamburger person showed up, right? Yeah. Okay. So it's a 20-minute thing. A 30-minute thing. Oh, it's a 30-minute thing. Okay. So it's a 30-minute thing. Are we going to have them? Do it here while we're... Okay. Okay. So he's going to eat right here. Are we going to put a camera on him? Should we put a camera on him? I think we should. We have to assemble the burger. Oh, okay. The burger is being assembled right now. Okay. He's going to... In the meanwhile, we have another call. Who's calling in? It's radio time. Hello. This is Vicente. Hey, Vicente. Hey, Vicente. I like the orders. A large pepperoni. It's fresh anchovies. It's fresh... With the jalapenos. You got the wrong number, Vicente. Is this Tony Hogley? This is Tony Hogley's pizza. That's interesting. Hey. I haven't seen you in a couple months. You're big time now. You're big time. He's all growns up. He's all growns up. You're all grown up looking sharp. I like that shit. I like that shit. Thank you, Vicente. You're coming over. Stop by the liquor stores and grab me a 12-pack. Grab me one too. These songs are smooth. All right. All right. Well, thank you for calling in, Vicente. Thank you, Vicente. Vicente is... I mean, Tony's friend, Vicente, he was ordering a pizza. Yeah. Which is classic. I like that. I liked it. No, I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. Okay. So, thank you very much, Tony, for joining us today. And, Tony, you're going to stick around. I'm going to stick around. I just want to remind everybody, August 7th, please, Bray Improv, 8 p.m. Hit me up for tickets. Find me on Facebook. I want to plug Shade 55 Jeans. Okay. The greatest new jean brand coming out. It's going to hit Nordstroms.com. And what else? Oh, I'm going to be right back. I'm going to be reading for a movie later this year. That's going to be coming out. I just want to plug that. But, yeah, that's it. Thank you very much. I'll stick around. Thank you, Tony Olguin. And we're going to move right on. We're going to... Nice little segue right on to Rafa from Mike's Cafe, who's got... What is the name of this burger? Kong. Kong. K-O-N-G. That's Lance Whitaker's nickname. That's Lance Whitaker's nickname. Mike's Cafe, what they did is they made a burger for Lance Whitaker. Okay. His nickname. And it's a Kong. And it contains four patties. Oh, my God. It contains four patties, right? Yeah. Okay. Four patties. Fries. Right? French fries. And they're cold, man. I can't even word. Oh, okay. Okay. They're cold. They're cold. They're cold. They're cold. So we might not be able to... We might not be able to do this, Adrian. I don't know. Adrian, yo, Adrian, our sound guy here at Is Radio Time is going to attempt to eat this Kong. Hey, ladies. How you doing? The ladies are here. We should bring the ladies. Oh, all right. Thank you, ladies. Welcome. These are your workers? Your waitresses. Okay. Okay. Okay. Say hi. Look. What are you going to sit on my lap? Where are you going? Oh, okay. Yeah. We're going to put them on Omegle. Okay. We're going to put them on Omegle. They're all standing behind Adrian on Omegle. This is great. Adrian's hiding. Adrian. Okay. What's that? Okay. Okay. What we got going on right now? Oh, my God. Okay. Have you ever seen that? We need a camera shot of that burger. Okay. We need a camera shot of that burger. It's a lot of meat. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, for everybody out there right now, we have... Rafa, I'm going to take a picture. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We have this big, giant burger. Adrian, you better take that down. It's four patties. It's four patties. Can you hold that? Is there any way you can hold that up? Adrian, you're done. Oh, beautiful. Ladies, can we get you behind? Yeah. Nice and... All right. Here we go. Are you putting all that meat in your mouth? There you go. Might as well put the sauce on there. There you go. Oh, and sauce. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Is that ranch? A lot of white sauce on that meat. What is that? Hey, do me a favor. Alexis, can you move? Can you move? Oh, I love eggs. The water bottle. Okay. Can you move this? Yes, I can. Okay. For everybody out there on the internet, first of all... Did you finish that really? Do you want me to hold it in my corner? Here are the pretty ladies. Ladies, please wave to everybody on the internet right here. Okay. There are the pretty ladies. Hey, ladies. Okay. Okay. Now, there's the burger. If you look at that burger... Adrian, you better take that down, dude. Oh, man. That's a big burger. Okay. So, what's the rules? What are the rules? There is no rule. No sharing. No sharing. No sharing. No sharing. That's a good point. She's like, no, don't touch my burger. Okay. It's the burger, the fries, and the Coke? Yeah. Or is it just the burger? No, everything. Wait. You're going to eat all that? He's going to try. You're going to... This is usually a bloke. You're like... Okay. Can you give her the mic so she can explain? Yeah. Give her the mic. Dude, the burger weighs more than you, bro. How are you going to eat that? Here, you guys can explain. Oh, no, no. I don't know. She's not scared. Come on. Okay. Explain the burger. Explain the burger. Just tell him about the burger, what he has to do. Come on, Adrian. Okay. Oh, Adrian, you're going to eat it? Adrian. Adrian's going to eat the burger. For those of you... It looks like a foot long. Is that like a tower? That is not a foot long. That is showing off. Oh, sorry. Wait, I can't do that in front of everybody. Hey, he's the boss. He's the boss. Okay, so that's the Kong. And basically, what that is, is that's a giant burger. I don't know. How do you bite into that thing? Has anybody... Has anybody successfully bit into that thing without it falling apart? Nope. Okay. Okay. It's impossible. All right, so it falls apart. So he's got to eat the burger, the fries, and then there's a root beer float? A Coke. A Coke. A hot Coke, I might add. A hot Coke, I might add. No one's got ice for this poor soul. Okay, all right. We blame the girls for the hot Coke. Adrian, are you scared? I want to know if Adrian's scared right now. Okay. Okay, so we're going to... It's not that bad. Okay, when are we... Who's going to hold the clock? Who's going to have the clock? I need a clock. I have a clock. I forgot. Who's got an iPhone? I got a clock guy. Hey, Adrian, what did you eat today already? I ate too much. I forgot that I was doing this. Okay. No, you didn't. You didn't eat too... Oh, yeah, you ate the cereal. Stop trying to pay it off. Hey, can you do me a favor right here? Can you clear that corner so he can eat there? And we're going to start... Here's the stopwatch. You got it? And then we'll set up the camera. Rick, can you give us the... Well, he's got to... We got to clear this corner up first. Adrian, do you have any last words? Can we clear the corner up? Can we pause? Okay, we're going to put him over there then? Can we possibly what? Okay. Can we possibly have the air conditioning on for this segment? I don't know. He's going to get the meat sweats. Go ahead and switch the AC on. Just see what it sounds like. He's really going to get the meat sweats. Let's see what it sounds like. Okay. How's that sound? All right. Okay, world. Can you handle the AC for just a while? Can you handle the AC just to help Adrian? His radio fans. Okay. We're going to have the AC on. For 30 minutes. Okay. So where are we going to sit him? We're going to sit him in that corner? We're going to take a look. Sit him in that corner. All right. Come on, Adrian. You can do it. Okay, Adrian. That's the clock right there. That is the clock. Adrian, 30 minutes. You got it. 30. Hey, pace yourself. Adrian. Okay, wait. Time out. What if he does it in 30 minutes? What's the award? Then you get it for free. That's up. Adrian has to pay for this trip. That's awesome. And if you don't, you fill up my gas tank. Oh. And he's like, only if I can fill something else in. Oh, man. Where's the car going? Wait. If you finish, you get a free dance. Oh, dance. Lap dance. Sounds good. Lap dance. How's the lap dance? All right. Are you ready, Adrian? Are you ready, Adrian? Are you ready, Adrian? Are you ready? We got to put it on Omegle. Are you ready? Drum roll, please. All right. Get up. Let's go. Let's go. Ready? Let's go. When he says go, you go. Go? When you say go, you go. Pace yourself. It's not sex. Pace yourself. Come on, Adrian. You got this. Is it going? All right. Is he doing it? He's smart about it, too. He's got a plan. He's got a plan. Okay. Okay. Okay. He's got a plan. He's got a plan. He's got a plan? He already started? Oh, yeah. He did? Okay. Okay. Okay. He's been sitting for a while, too. I'm just trying to find the perfect song for this. I'm just trying to... Everybody, na-na-na. It's so good. Oh, he's liking it. He loves all that meat in his mouth. He's enjoying it. No, he didn't. He's enjoying it. Someone's got to pop that Coke open for him. Oh, yeah. There you go. Who's got a lighter? All right. So, for those people out there, Adrian, yo, Adrian right now is eating a burger with bacon. What else is in there? Bacon. In the mic. Three types of cheese. Okay. Bacon. Three types of cheese. What type of cheese? We have cheddar, jack, and American. Okay. Tomato, lettuce, and egg, and onion. Perfect music. Top with some ranch dressing. Okay. And a Portuguese bun. And a Portuguese bun. Yeah, it's nice. He should play It's Raining Men with all that meat going in his mouth. All right. How much time? Where's the time at? Okay. All right. Can we fix that camera? Can we just be facing him? Any chance we could just kind of set it down so we can all get back to our spots? All right. There goes Adrian. Adrian continues to eat. For those of you who are wondering how it's going. Man, that's a big beef. I don't even think I could eat that one patty, man. I know. Just the one. Just the one. And you know what? I'm looking at it right now like I want some. I was going to say, hey, can I get a little bit? You know? And like, hey, can I get a little? And then I can't. No? And he would share right now, but he usually doesn't. I'm jealous of you. I'm jealous of you. I'm jealous of you. I'm jealous of you. But right now, he would share. He would share. If he doesn't finish, who's coming to the restaurant and trying? Or who's attempting? Oh, right here. Nikki. Nikki's going to come do the second one. Now, have any of your girls tried it? I'm going to try this. Okay. What's your name, honey? I did it. Are you talking to the mic? You did it? You completed it? You gave me hope. If you go, I'll try it. Will you? Do you want to try it with me? Oh, she's chilling. Okay. Oh, I am down. You red lined. Yeah. You're not Latina, she's Russian. Oh, damn. I'm red. I am in so much trouble now. You must know my- She's going to finish the burger, then ice skate around me. You must know my friend who does bringer shows. This is challenge. We're going to challenge. We're going to challenge. Okay. Adrian continues. Oh, my gosh. Adrian continues to go patty to patty. Yeah, Adrian. He's still on the first patty. He's still on the first patty, but did he knock the bun down? He knocked the bun down. a bun down, but it has to be. It's a plan. Oh, he has a plan. Okay. He's planning. Alright, well, we'll get back to Adrian. Right now, we're going to let him eat. And I would like to hear this story about Mike's Cafe. I do, too. I do, too. Ladies, do you want to sit down? Ladies, please, there are seats there. Please have a seat, ladies. If there are no seats, you may sit on my lap. Nice and warm. Yeah. Check out Rick's meat. Sit on my meat. Sit on Rick's meat. Adrian eats four meats over there. Man, look at it. We got him on camera, too. Say hi to the internet, Adrian. Adrian. Yo, Adrian. Yo, Adrian. He's getting stuffed with meat. Adrian is also our movie critic. Okay? Yes. And this is his theme song. Oh, here we go. This is Adrian's theme song. All right. Yo, Adrian. Yo, Adrian! Yo, Adrian! Yeah. You're doing it, man. You're doing it. How you feeling? Not good? Is it delicious? It ain't rough. Is it delicious, though? Okay, let me explain to everybody here. Adrian's my younger brother. And he comes to my house and he eats everything. So that's why I put him in this thing. Because he comes to my house, he eats like two, three ice creams that I have. And then all of a sudden, I don't have anything anymore. He eats all my food that's there. And he just takes it in. And then so I said, you know what? We're going to have this guy from Mike's Cafe come. He's going to bring a burger. Why don't you eat that? And stop eating my food. And now he's like, I'm full. I'm full. Come on, Adrian. He's only on one patty right now and two fries. Come on. Let's go, Adrian. You got a ways to go, Adrian. You got a long ways to go, Adrian. Get all that meat in your mouth. Come on, baby. All right, Adrian. Adrian is going to continue eating. Adrian's going to continue eating as he keeps going. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, Adrian. Did you hear that, Adrian? That's Mick from the dead. Mick. Yeah. Did you hear that? Come on. Come on. Let's go, Adrian. Let's go, Adrian. He hasn't touched the soda yet. Yeah, don't touch the soda. Don't make it expand. You know what Mick says, Adrian. It's a waste of life. And don't you waste my time no more. I feel sick just watching this. I know. He ain't going to get a second chance. He's young. He can pull it off. Hey, you know it. Nicky's going to get the... He ain't going to get a second chance. Yeah, Nicky's going to get the second chance. Not you anymore, okay? All right. Not if he beats it. We're going to let Adrian continue eating there. Adrian is... He finished the first patty. All right. He finished the first patty. Yeah, Adrian. Let's give him a hand. He finished the first patty. How many minutes? That's like first quarter. That's like... Even first quarter. How many minutes did it take to finish that first patty? Oh, you're done. Six minutes. Six minutes. He's on a good pace. He's on pace. He's on a good pace. 24 leaves you six minutes for the fries and the sodas. Yes. He's got a cross-country sprint going. All right. That's one pound, right? Concentrating. Was that one pound of meat? Yeah, that's one pound. One pound? Okay. All right. You want some water? Can he drink water? Oh, yeah. He can drink water. He can drink water. So are you one of the... Are you one of the servers at the restaurant? Or what do you guys do? Talk to me. Yeah, they're all three. All three? Yeah, I've been there. And what's your name, sweetie? My name is Monse. Monse. Monse. Is that Russian? Really? No. No, she's Mexican. I was just kidding, man. I was like, wow. I was like, Monse. Monse. There's a water. All right. And your name again was? Alexis. Alexis. That's his name. My name's Better. My name's Better. She spells it differently. Alexis, you have a girl's name. I didn't even know that. Wow. But that's not in Nicaragua. No, we're on the same road. And la abuelita, what's your name? Karen. Karen. She's Russian. No, she's Spanish. No, she's Spanish, too. Do you speak Russian? No. You don't? She's from Jalisco. Do you want to try? Just because it turns out. I won't say it. I won't know what I'm saying. She won't know what she's saying. Okay, so do you speak Spanish? Yes. Poquito o mucho? No, todo. Todo? All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Get close. You guys, bring your chairs over here. And Alexis. You guys can share the mic. Okay, yeah. We don't want to hear. We don't want to hear Adrian chewing. Okay. Yeah. Okay, so where are you from? I'm puking. Choking on meat. It is a chihuahua. A chihuahua. Really? Yes. Okay. Hey, so for those people who can't see us right now, I'm sorry, what was your name? What was it? Karen and Mona. Karen. Karen. Montse. Karen. Montse. Montse. Montse. Come on. Are we going to split? Okay. Are we going to split? Are we going to split? Are we going to split? Karen is very huera. Yeah. She's very huera. And a lot of people don't know that there are a lot of hueras in Mexico. Sí. Right? Yeah. You don't know Karen. Right. Right? And so when did you, were you born there or were you born here? Well, I was born here. Okay. I say I'm the chihuahua porque my parents are from Chihuahua. Andale, porque. Porque. Because her parents are from Chihuahua. Because I said, stupid. All right. Come on. I know. Shut up. Shut up. How do you get a snap on the air? All right. Stupid. But see, now she's from Pacoima. She's moving up. All right. She's moving up. Oh, no. She's here from Wyoming. Wyoming. Oh, that's right. Yeah. She just moved from Wyoming. Wyoming. Oh, congratulations. Very nice. From Chihuahua to Wyoming. What a story. I know. You should write a book. I know. No, I don't think so. No, China. I don't know how to write. China. China. And why did you move to L.A. from Wyoming? Why? Why? Because she wanted to work at Mikey. Yeah. Yeah. Do come true. All right. Do come true. So I want to get to that story. That's so awesome. I would love to get to that story. Yeah. Mikey's. Mikey's Cafe in Pacoima is located where, Mikey? San Fernando Valley. San Fernando Valley. Right on Pacoima. It's right in San... I'm sorry. What street is that? San Fernando Road and Van Nuys Boulevard. Okay. San Fernando Road and Van Nuys Boulevard. It's like Miss Belvedere. And do you have a website? Yes, we do. Mikey's Cafe. Can we keep it down there, children? Please, children. Alexis and Alexis. Alexis and Alexis. The Alexis's. Can you please keep it down, the Alexis's? You're going to be in trouble. I'm going to be there eating like every single day. Oh, you have to come down. We have red velvet pancakes. Oh, my gosh. He said the magic. I invited you. Guys, I was going to go. You don't even need syrup. This is the pancake place? Oh, my gosh. Is that true or not? What? Did we have syrup, but it's not the best pancake? It was the best. It was the best. I had a pancake that day. And zero syrup. Okay. No syrup. Oh, my gosh. It's like built in. It's like built in. I lost water as I think about it. It's like you're eating the pancake and it's oozing syrup. By the way, I was kicking myself. That was the week I was moving and I could not go. I was like, I want pancake. And we have a hamburger with Snickers inside of it. Oh, shut up. Wow. Wow. I just had a, oh, my gosh. Ultimate stoner food. Oh, yeah, dude. That is a huge. Ultimate stoner food. And we have a unique hamburger. You're dropping. A mole burger. I think I just had a foodgasm. Oh, yeah. Wow. A mole burger? A mole burger. It was paradise. I want to just really quick check back with Adrian. How's Adrian doing? Can somebody get us a field report on Adrian? Adrian is strong in this meat competition. He's about halfway done with the third patty. He's eating the Kong. Adrian is eating the Kong. I don't think he's going to touch your food ever again. Yeah. Are you still? All my food? Yeah. I'm safe from it. Adrian, are you feeling those meat sweats yet? Give us a nod if you're feeling the meat sweats. Yeah. He loves that. He can handle it. That's why we have the A.C. on. He's shoving that meat down his throat. Yeah, he is, boy. He can. Real right. He's doing good. He's doing good. He's doing good. All right. He's not at half. It's third quarter. Adrian, handle your meat. It's third quarter. He's not going to want to dip anything in ranch ever again. All right, Rafa. Are you sure that's ranch? Tell me. Well, how did you start? How did you get the idea of Mike's Cafe? I was actually working in the aerospace industry, and my dad actually approached me. Wait a minute. Time out here. Time out. Can you be that? Hey, aerospace industry. Yeah. You too. I used to work for NASA and for Northrop Grumman. Okay. Who doesn't? Well, we rented out test equipment. Did you really? Yeah, to Northrop. You're kidding. Yeah, I used to run all the contracts for FAA. Rafa loves the test equipment. Yeah, I know. He's like, I'll show you my combustibles. You never really know when you're going to get a test. You got a nerd present, right? Yeah. You never really know. You never really. They sneak in somehow, right? They sneak in. I'm like, hey, look, I like to party, but. Okay. No, so at that time, I was actually specializing in cupcakes. Okay. He got serious, too. That's when I was specializing in cupcakes. Cupcakes. There's nothing funny about cupcakes. No, there isn't. Okay, so I want to hear about Mike. I want to hear how Mike's Cafe started. So my dad approached me. And asked me if I wanted to open a restaurant in his location. So I said, all right, let's do it. But I'm going to do it with my menu. Let's do it. And so we went ahead. And from there, it just started taking off. It was just all word of mouth. Now, you got a lot of famous people coming to your place. Like Cesar Millan went yesterday. You had a mayor of LA. A Saturday. He was there on Saturday. Okay. Saturday, you had me. You had the mayor. All these famous people. I was there as well. You destroyed yourself right in the middle. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You went to Rafa's place, Rick. He didn't take a picture with me. Just you and Rick. I'm cool with that. Oh, he didn't get that one. You're so needy. Viva. So you had the mayor. Who else have you had there? I've had Lance. I've had Florencia. Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong. I think she's from One Life to Live. Lance who? Lance who? Lance Whitaker, the professional boxer. Okay, Lance Whitaker. Oh, I thought it was One Nut Lance. No, he's got One Nut. He can't eat. Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis, which is the Notre Dame killer. Oh, yeah. That's what the pancake, the red velvet's named after Anthony Davis. Okay, okay. You want a pancake named after me, dig it. Who else come out to your restaurant? We've had, who else? The Repo Girl. Okay. She probably ate two of those, right? The Repo Girl. That's cool. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Why you say that? Who said that? You said that. You said you had the Repo Girl. Yeah, Repo, Repo, some burgers. Repo, Repo, some burgers. Yeah, exactly. I want a Captain Crunch pancake. Oh, that sounds good. Captain, okay, what, hey, what, yeah. What else? I saw your menu was really a trip. You had some licorice and some stuff? Are you a stoner? Or like some sweet stuff. You had some sweet stuff. Oh, bacon? Yeah. Well, he's got a Snickers and a burger, he said. Yeah, he's got a Snickers. No, yeah, but he had something else on the menu. Oh, no, the Pop Rocks. The Pop Rocks. You have a Pop Rocks pancake? Yes, Pop Rocks. Yes. Yes, Pop Rocks are the pancakes. Pop Rocks? Do you guys rent out rooms in your restaurant? Actually, we have a sofa. Do you have a sofa? We have a sofa in the back. Oh, my gosh. The sofa goes in the back. Can you imagine that? Heaven, I'm in heaven. Wait, how did you think of these ideas? I mean, it's just. Well, it's a mushroom thing, you know. It's a mushroom thing, right? That's what I'm saying here. Man, you know. You have to get stoned. I mean, no, you just play with the food. A lot has to do with playing with the food. Do you have any kids? Yes, I have three girls. Do you want to play with the food? Do you want to adopt another one? Okay, we need to check back. Actually, the Mikey's, the M-Y-A is for my daughter, my Lisa, and then the K is for my daughter, Kelsey. Well, I'm Nikki. Just add another N-I-C-K-Y. Awesome. All right. Checking back on Adrian. Halfway there. Seeing how Adrian's doing. He's struggling. The people from Omegle are asking about you, Adrian. I know. I don't have your password, and the computer turned off. Oh, forget it. He doesn't give it away. Focus on the contest. You're doing well. How are you doing, buddy? Not going to make it? Yes, he can make it, Rick. Let's pump him up. Man, we should have- Are you going to tap out, man? You can't tap out. We should have- We should have- Do we have the A-Z on? Oh, no. Not the shirt. He's opening the shirt. He's opening the shirt, ladies and gentlemen. He's opening the shirt. If you win this, I will do an all weekend. I will take the weekend off, and we will do a horror movie-like marathon if you win this. You hear that? That means, right? What's a horror movie? Horror movie. Horror. Like scary movies. Horror. Horror. Horror. Horror. Horror. Horror. Horror. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. He's like this. Okay. Okay. Adrian. Adrian, you can do it. Focus. I'll bring the milk 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 확인 Come on, bro. Keep pushing. Keep pushing. I will take you to Disneyland. It looks like he's not. I don't know. He can do it. He can do it. We're children. Adrian, come on. You can eat a hamburger. Yeah, come on, Adrian. You got this. Because I'm too old to wait for my time. I might not be able. I'll be honest with you. I'm probably not going to be able to finish the fries and the Coke. But just keep going. I'm going to finish the fucking burger, though. Adrian, I will pay for your drinks this weekend. Just get through that damn burger. And if not, then you have to pay for our gas. Oh. Yeah. Message. Do you remember that? Hey, hey. Mick says you got to finish it. Because I'm too old to waste my time trying to train a no good loser like you. Come on. You can do it. Fuck you, Mick. He's got to remind me of The Rock, you know that? Hey. That's a con. That's a good con right there. Adrian continues. I just want that egg. He continues to eat that burger. I know, huh? Doesn't it look good? That egg looks so good. Just like grandma used to fry them. Let's see. So how much time do we have on the clock? We need to check on the clock. We have about 13 minutes. We have 13 minutes. Okay. So it's just the amount of time of the show, right? Yeah. Come on, Adrian. Just about. All right, Adrian. Yeah. You can do it. All right. So look at that clock. Oh, okay. We got 19. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, 13 is yours, Adrian. That's Adrian's time. You can do it. All right, Adrian. So we'll get back to Adrian. I want to talk to Rafa now. Do I call you Rafa? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, Rafa, owner of Mike's Cafe in San Fernando Valley, here with his lovely waitresses today. Brought a big burger. Anything else that's going on with your restaurant that you want everybody to know about? Yeah, we actually just opened our second location. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, really? Where? That's not crazy like what we have going on here. That's in USA Fitness. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard about that. Okay. So it's a brand new three-story gym out in Silmar. Congratulations. It's three-story. And there it's more on the healthy side. We have juicing, protein shakes. Okay. Okay. So, yeah, that's our second location. Now, you work out. You look like you work out. You look like you take care. You look like you don't have this burger. We work so much burgers. He works out those burgers. I just work out every day. You eat the burger? Oh, yeah. Yeah? Oh, yeah, the bun. All those carbs. You know, I'm kind of hoping he doesn't finish it. I'm kind of hoping he doesn't finish it. I'm on a diet, so I can't do anything. Are we allowed to pick at whatever he doesn't finish? Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. I'm all over it. Like, fucking bullshit. Like pigeons, yeah. Because everybody wants to eat. Like pigeons. And then that's going to make it easier for him because he's going to say he makes everybody happy. So, nobody touches food, okay? He doesn't want to fail anybody. That's what we got to get in his head. Look at him focus, though. Yeah, he's focused. The internet is watching Adrian. He's losing it. Yo, Adrian finished the car. He's losing it. Look at him. He's going to puke. Is he losing it? Is he losing it? He's going into a different state of mind. Yeah, he is. It's called the galaxy of meat. Meat. It's called I'm going to puke. He's on his 18-mile marathon. Okay. Okay. So, you've had people puke? One person. Yeah. Never taste good. Never taste good. And to top it off, when he was going to barf, his friend was in the men's bathroom, so he had to go into the women's bathroom. Always. Women's bathrooms are dirty anyways. Oh, yeah. Aren't they? They're the dirtiest ones. Yeah, they are. Okay. Okay. So, tell me a little bit about are you planning on making more of these? Are you planning on doing more? What about downtown LA? That's what we're talking about. What if you were to bring something down here? Bring it to downtown, baby. The land of milk and honey. Bring it to downtown. Right now, I'm just trying to focus on a few of my projects. I also have a food truck coming out. Okay. That's going to be all pancakes. Yeah, it's all pancakes. Hell, yeah. We are actually, Mikey's is collaborating with El Nido Family Center. Okay. It's a nonprofit organization. Okay. So, this food truck, what it's going to do, it's going to create jobs for the youth in that organization. Uh-huh. It's also going to help the youth learn about budgeting. Marketing, finance, pretty much culinary. They're going to be- What's it going to be called? Mikey's. Okay. Mikey's. Mikey's. And so, it's going to create jobs for these youth in the area. That's cool. Like kids, to keep them out of trouble. Yes. Right? It's a nonprofit organization. That's awesome. El Nido Family Center. That's good. That's good stuff. The crowd likes it. Yeah. I was looking for the button. Listen to that crowd. So, you'll be seeing a food truck in all these food conventions. Okay. Okay. That's awesome. It's going to be all pancakes. That's awesome. That's awesome. If you need a parking space. I have a free one right at my apartment. Yeah. You can just stay there. Nikki likes to eat. She looks small. She does. She's Mexican. She's Mexican. You know Mexicans. You like to eat, right? Oh, my God, yes. Yes. Oh, my gosh. I can put down some food. I love food. But isn't there a point in the Mexican woman's life where you can't eat anymore? When we get the mud flaps? Because then you end up getting- We get the mud flaps. The flabby arms. You end up turning into linemen. We start wearing tent dresses. Spank. Lots of spank. We used to play I Go Seek in my grandmother's tent dress. All of us would just hide and walk with her. You call each other comadres? But it's really not a tent dress is what people don't understand. It's just because your boobs turn into like a slope. We're running out of time here. Come on, Adrian. You got nine minutes. But they put flowers all over it to make it look pretty at least. Come on, Adrian. Adrian wants to say something. I need you guys to talk positive things about me. Okay, Adrian. Yeah. You can do it. Let's do it. Let's do it, Adrian. You are the man. You are rocking that. You are rocking that. You can do it, Adrian. You're like a big-ass bear, man. Speed is good. Adrian, you're rocking that plaid shirt like nobody's ever could. No one's ever rocked that shirt. Like nobody's ever could ever rock that plaid shirt. I think someone's going to be getting the drive to- Oh, I'm over here. Yeah. Oh, she is. Oh, yeah. Nikki's going. I'm going too. Look, I'm looking at that burger and I'm telling all my listeners right now, all my two listeners, You're feeding your meat with more meat. that we need to go to Mikey's Cafe in San Fernando Valley. This burger is beautiful. Okay, he needs more motivation. It's called the con. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. And Adrian needs more motivation is what Nikki- Come on, Adrian. Nikki's behind him and she's totally giving him the massage, patting his shoulder. He has water on his head. As you can see, we need water on his head, huh? Come on, Adrian. Come on, Adrian. Hey, you're past halftime, bro. Come on, he's got to start. There you go. It's second half now. You're going to finish the burger. He's already on the third patty. Watch, watch that, yo. Adrian on the third patty. Let's get ready to rumble. Let's go, Adrian. There you go. There you go. All right, Adrian is- You think this stuff smells like a man? Here, Adrian, Rocky wants to tell you something. Hold on. You think this stuff smells like a man? Adrian farted. Adrian farted, yeah. All right, here we go. Here he goes. Oh my God. We're having a good time. Okay, so Mikey's Cafe. Do you have a website? You want to repeat your website there? Yes, I have mikeyscafe.com. Okay. And I also have Facebook. Okay. Pretty much on there I post stars that are coming in or any new food that's coming out. Yeah, I saw that. Food I'm testing. Thank you for putting me on there. I forgot about Alexis. Yes. Oh, yeah. I'm really hurt. That was stated. Alexis Hair Products was there. Yes. At the same time I was. Oh, I remember you. Okay. How we doing with Adrian? Oh, he's sweating. Adrian's sweating. Did you like it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's going on over here? I know you guys all apologize. This is what happens, Tony, when you have a lot of people. They start having their clicks and parties on my own radio show. What's going on here? I know. No whispering. What's going on? This is an Alexis Hair Products operation right now. Oh, okay, okay. He's selling. He's selling. Why don't you have a Bluetooth, dude? Come on. I need a Bluetooth. You know that. So check this out. So even though at USA Fitness we do not have this type of food that you can indulge in, every Friday we are going to have a cheat day there. Oh, nice. I'm coming up with a cheat day at USA Fitness, and what that's going to be, it's basically something crazy. You know you're going to get guys showing up with condoms. No, no, no. Look at this cheat day. It's cheat day. Hey, it's cheat day, bro. I don't want food. I just ate, bro. I can't even get a sandwich. Where are you? Where are you? I'm out of bitches. I know. Hey, my phone, my battery died. It's perfect timing. So on that Friday, we're going to have something crazy and throw something on there. Oh, these girls are taking pictures of themselves on Adrian's computer. On Adrian's computer. That's what that is. In the guest account. All right. Here we go. Nice. Adrian's getting high off the meat. You know what I think he'll like? If you just girls take your tops off, I think he'll like that one. Oh. Beep, beep. Boom. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. Bloody hell. burger. He's got a third leg going on. Look at his face. You can do it, Adrian. You can have faith in you. I want to thank Rafa from Mike's Cafe. M-Y-K-E-S from Pacoima. Where's my volume at? Oh, I'm sorry. Volume. Applause. There we go. We're in Pacoima. Pacoima. Okay. So Mikey's from Pacoima has wonderful pancakes. I ate there. I love it. Tony, go check it out. Take your wife. Take the kids. You have no kids. My 12-year-old would eat that thing. He would eat that thing, huh? His 12-year-old would eat that. Come on, Adrian. These girls keep taking pictures. I love it. Yeah, I know. Hold on. Let me see if I can... How do you mute, Adrian? Right there. That one? Yeah. Okay. There you go. Okay, so Adrian is working on it. Thank you very much, Rafa, for coming in. Really appreciate you coming in. I've been to your restaurant. I love it. It was delicious. Adrian looks like he's working. I know he's satisfied. He has a satisfied look. He's just like, can I continue to oversatisfy myself? That's what I think. And you know, you're always asking for more, Adrian. Yeah, there you go. At my place. So there you go. Here's your opportunity. Look at his eyes. Oh, come on. You can't give up. Ladies from Mikey's Cafe, Alexis... Karen. Karen and... And Monse. And Monse. Monse. Thank you very much. That's an interesting name. Monse. Like Monte. What's your last name? Monse. Monse. What's your last name? What's your last name? Marquez. Marquez. El Monte Marquez. Now, can I be real with you, Monse? Monse, yeah. Has anybody ever in your life pointed out that you're one letter away from a pretty fucked up name? Yeah. Yeah. Monse. Monse. Oh, no. Two letters. Two letters. Sorry, Mense. Mense. Two letters. You're okay, honey. Did anybody ever tell you that? Yeah. Mense? Like, was that... Some people call her that. Yeah? You call her that? Mense. Come here. Your friends call you... Come here, Mense. Mense. Say cheese, guys. So go to Mike's Cafe and ask for Mense. No. No. I'm just kidding. Okay, cool. Monse. Monse. Monse. Monse. Monse. Very wonderful. Waitresses. Rafa. Wonderful food. Tip them well. Tip them well. I want to thank them for coming in. It's radio time. Also, Tony Olguin. Tony Olguin. Olguin. Olguin. Olguin. Olguin. Still here. Olguin. Olguin. August 7th. August 7th at the Brea Improv. And you can catch me tonight at Flappers. 10 o'clock tonight at Flappers. And I'll be there August 7th at the Brea Improv. And then... That's right. August 5th. August 5th at Sunset Room. Sorry, Tony. He has a minute and a half? He has a minute and a half. We're working this. We're working this. I'm doing a clean comedy show. So for those people who have kids that want to watch a clean comedy show on the 18th, I'm doing that at some grandma's show. It's pretty interesting. We'll see what happens. Yeah, it's going to be a pretty show. That's awesome, man. And I want to thank Alexis Hair Products for coming in. And also our other sponsor, the Church of Lady Gaga. You should hear that sponsor once again. One more time. One more time. One more time. Take us out. The Church of Lady Gaga. Okay. I have to act... I got a countdown on... Oh, at the 8 o'clock? At the 8 minute? Yeah. I have a show that I do. You can catch me at 3rd Station at 9.30. Yeah, we got 40 seconds. Catch Nikki. We got 40 seconds, right? 3rd Station. That Adrian's going to be done? Adrian's going to be done in about 30 seconds. Here we go. Let's see if he can do so much. He can do it. He's 30. Everybody, cheer for Adrian in the last... Adrian. Come on. Come on. Come on. 20 seconds. 20 seconds. He's got 20? Yep. He has a lot of leftovers. He's got 20. We got a countdown on 10. Countdown on 10. First drink of soda here. No, that's like the third, but he's doing good. Ready? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Give me that damn burger. Sorry. Oh, yeah. That burger's mine, baby. Oh, man. You don't want it. You got to pay for it. Oh, no. Adrian's got to pay for it. You guys got to get... He's all messed up. Look at him. He's all messed up. Adrian. That is delicious, man. Adrian, come back over here. You can put on the sponsor. You want some water? You want some water, Adrian? Alexis has some water. Adrian's like... He's walking around. He doesn't look good. He doesn't look good, people. He doesn't look good. Oh, my God. Is it all in there? Does it feel like he's pregnant? Is it pregnant? It does? Wow. And that was... How many patties did he finish? How many patties did he finish? Almost three. Did you do three? Yeah. He did three pounds of meat. That's three pounds of meat. Hell, yeah. Okay, okay. Adrian, can you get the sponsor thing on there, please? Try these seats, Adrian. So, Adrian tried to eat a four-patty burger. Ate only three. Okay? And Nikki, right now, Nikki is actually finishing... the burger. That was so good, isn't it? She's eating the fourth one. That was so good. Is that egg? Yes. Yeah, she's eating meat. Oh, hey. Yes. She just bit the huevos. Watch out. She just bit the huevos. She just bit the huevos. You bit the nuts? You bit the huevos. She had the meat in her mouth. She just bit the huevos. Bit the meat in her mouth and eat those huevos. All right. Now it's Nikki's turn. There she goes. See how quick she can eat a patty. She's done. Wow. She's done. She's done. She's a vacuum. She's a freaking vacuum. All right. Here we go. We just want to thank our sponsor, New Catholic Church in West Hollywood, Our Church of Lady Gaga. Are you going to play it again? Yeah, we'll play it one more time because I don't think the girls... Second burger. I just fucking ate three pounds of meat. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We'll go back to Nikki. We'll go back to Nikki. Go, Nikki. Eat that burger, Nikki. Bloody hell. At least you're seeing what you would be up against. What do you think? She's practicing. What do you think? Okay. She's got her mouth full. Well, she's got meat in her mouth. I think it's good. That's Nikki with meat. That's what Nikki sounds like when she has meat in her mouth. Try my buns. Try my buns. Try my buns. In Adrian's defense, this is really hard to do in this hot studio, though. Yeah, well, we got the A.C. going. I know. No, you don't feel no A.C. right here. I would have to do it in their restaurant, which would probably be easier because the Coca-Cola would be cold. The burger would be fresh right there. So I'm giving Adrian some props. All right. For the current situation, he did good. Okay, so we're going to have the horror weekend? Yeah. Okay. There we go. Everybody's here. All right. I want to pick our sponsor one more time. Here we go. Can you play it? Here we go. Sponsor. Commercial. And play. Did he play? Oh, you got to take it off mute. Take it off mute. Oh, here we go again with technical difficulties. Who put it on mute? Me. You did. Me. That meat can really affect a person's brain, though. See how that just happened? He just turned into, like, zombie. I know. Mad cow. Hello, my fellow Catholics. I am Father Jaja Diamondstar from the New Catholic Church in Weho. After Pope Francis' announcement of accepting gay priests, we are very happy. And we are opening our front doors. And back ones. Go for a walk. It is my pleasure to present to you the newest Catholic church in the LA area. The Church of Our Lady of Gaga. Located at Santa Monica in La Cienega. We're like any other Catholic church out there. We sit. We stand. And kneel. We have communion. Communion. Mouth to mouth. Buncher. Confession. For you dirty boys who get lost at the Abbey over the weekend. 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I'm comfortable with that. So how's that burger going? Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. The buns are fantastic. I told you they were soft. I told you my buns were soft. Nice, fresh, soft buns like a baby's bed. All right. Buns are amazing. Wonderful. Wonderful. Well, thank you very much for everybody joining us. Ladies, let me try and remember here. It's a... I'll come back to you. I know she's Alexis, and she's Monse. Monse, right? And then... Kathy. Karen. Karen. Karen. Karen. Karen. All right. All right. Thank you. Yeah, that's it. Thank you very much, ladies, for stopping me. Sorry, pass this when you go to my place. Okay, okay. Anything you girls do on the side that you want to plug? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? How much time do we have? I go to school. I go to school. I'm looking for a tutor. It's already way too hot here. Karen wanted people to know she is single. Oh, boy. Karen is single. Single. Wait, so is Monse. La Ouerita. And Alexis. And Alexis. So is Monse. Monse. So is Monse. So you hear that as radio fans. If you are interested, you girls want to drop your Facebook or your Instagram. Instagram. Instagram. What's Instagram? No, you got to come to the restaurant and check it out there. I want to know what the Instagram nicknames are. I want to know what they are. Mine is Maves. M-A-V-E-S underscore 425. Maves. And Karen? I'll keep it simple. It's Karen. It's Karen. Okay. Alexis, any? Any strange name you got out there? Mine is Chingona. Okay. Chingona. I like that. She's not kidding. I like it. Chingona face. Hey, ever since Wiener got Carlos Danger, I've been wanting to think of one. Chingona. All right. I want to thank everybody who joined us. You almost done with that burger there? Yep. All right. Good for you, Nikki. Alexis Hair Products, thank you very much for joining us today. And Tony and Rafa from Mike's Cafe. Thank you, everybody. And we are ending the show. Peace. We're out. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. .