Debut show with sex stories, toy reviews, and news

hello hello this is kate rider and you are listening to the sweet release here at skid rose studios real radio on the internet so i am very excited tonight and not just because this is my first show but i am wearing vibrating panties throughout the entire show and we're going to do a review on them later um really i'm excited because this is you know it's my first show and i i want to use it as a way to share my most intimate sex adventures with you and my most motivation for the show is to really step outside my comfort zone and to really be my true true self on the air and to connect with you on a completely different level um i want you guys to really know me and honestly i'm just i'm your normal girl who loves sex and i love talking about it and those panties are getting kind of strong okay so really um we're gonna have a lot of guests on the show we're gonna do toy reviews i'm gonna have some sex news um and then i'm gonna tell some personal stories every now and then and i would love to get you guys interested i would love to have you guys send me some emails or some facebook posts and then i'll share your stories too i think it'd be really cool but i want to take this first show to to really share my personal experience with you and to really have you guys get to know who i am as a person and to know where i came from and where my sexuality came from so we're gonna go ahead and start with that and for starters you know i'm 27 years old and i work for a email marketing company and i basically you know i work for this company that comes up with all these videos and these how-to videos for men and you know how to squirt squirting mastery uh rear entry made easy um female mind mastery we basically use porn stars we make them into videos and we make them into videos and we make them into videos and we make these sexual education videos and we send them out to all these guys on my mailing list and it's great i get them off every day and that's what i do and it's awesome um i actually went on set i was it was a few weeks ago actually it was the first time i was able to go on set and i got to watch a few porn stars fuck and this was the very first time that i got to watch sex happen like right in front of my face and you know it's weird because i'm in this room and they're being filmed so they're supposed to be you know they know they're being watched you're supposed to watch them but i felt almost uncomfortable sometimes like i was watching and i'm like am i staring too much am i staring at her vagina am i staring at his dick oh balls those are balls like you know and you just don't know like if you're allowed to look or not like and it took me a while to kind of get comfortable with it and my boss actually sent me a text and was like hey you're looking a little flush there kate you okay i was like yep i'm fine and i had to walk out because i got so turned on and i got so hot that like i felt like i was gonna explode and i was like i'm gonna explode and i was like i'm gonna explode and i was like i'm gonna explode and i was like i'm gonna explode i mean that's basically my job it's it's really fun most of it's on the writing side i don't get to go on set very often um so people kind of ask me all the time where my sexuality came from and to be honest i don't have this the perfect answer for you i do know it started when i was what three four maybe five years old um i used to masturbate in front of people and when i say that you're probably very taken back like what do you mean you used to masturbate in front of people and when i say that i don't mean like you know i got undressed and i started rubbing my pussy like a crazy person i was young i didn't know what i was doing i just knew it felt good so you know people would be around and i'd get on my hands and knees and i would take the palm of my hand and i'd press it into my vagina as hard as possible and then all of a sudden i'd feel this tingling sensation and obviously that was an orgasm but to me i didn't know that that was an orgasm so i was like oh this feels really good i'm gonna continue doing this so i did and i did it a lot and i didn't front of people because i didn't feel like i was doing it right and i didn't feel like i was doing it right and i didn't realize what i was doing and my mom actually took me to the doctor and she thought something was wrong with me and my doctor was like nope nothing wrong with her she's just experimenting with herself and i think for you know for mothers it's difficult to see their daughter do that because usually it's the little boys that have that issue um you know and like i've heard you know some of my guy friends tell me tell me these stories sorry it's good um good speed right now um so i've had like my guy friends tell me these stories and i've had like my guy friends tell me these stories and i've had like my guy friends tell me these stories you know about about their childhood and being walked in on when they are masturbating at such a young age for for girls you don't hear that story too often you really don't um so after that you know here comes high school and in high school i feel like the majority of girls that you that you meet um high school is used to experiment and it's to date and to and you know to figure out who you are and i grew up in a very strict household i'm a very strict household i'm a very strict household i come from a middle eastern family i'm the oldest daughter so i never got to experiment any of that i couldn't even go to football games i couldn't talk to guys on the phone i couldn't go on dates nothing so i didn't really have that chance to kind of experiment the most you know the most i would do is i got finger banged a few times i gave a few really shitty hand jobs i'm assuming they're shitty because i didn't know what the fuck i was doing and one of my favorite things to do was go into yahoo chat rooms and you know you just you go into the chat room and you post something like six burnett my name is jane i want to fuck and it's like you know you say all these things about yourself that are obviously not true but you have this image of yourself and the guy that responds to you has this image of of yourself and you start cybering and you talk dirty and it's awesome and you know but that's as far as i got in high school i didn't really do all those other things um i had this senior actually asked me out and i was really excited that i couldn't say no and for a second i kind of forgot that i wasn't allowed to date so i said yes and then my best friend at the time was like hey what what are you gonna do don't you you gotta go on a date right and i'm like yeah so she ended up setting up her entire backyard for me she put candles and she put lights and him and i went out there and we stared at the you know the moon and the stars and just really just kind of try to talk to each other and enjoy ourselves and it was great i felt really happy about it and a couple days later her mom and my mom spoke and i guess her mom didn't really know the extent of how strict my parents were so she's like oh you know kate was on this date in our backyard the other day and it was so cute and blah blah blah and my mom's like excuse me my my daughter was what you know and she was like that's it she calls me i had to go home and my mom made me call this guy and break up with him over the phone i was humiliated i was mortified it was awful but you know that's how it was for me when i was growing up, they, you know, put all these restrictions on me. And it was crazy because my parents were total opposites, actually. You know, my dad was a total stoner, did everything you weren't supposed to do. He got a shitty pirate tattoo when he was 16. You know, he was always getting into trouble. And then my mom, you know, she was very submissive. She would cut class to go see a movie. Who does that? Nobody does that. If you're going to cut class, you're going to go do something exciting, you know. But that's where they came from. That's how our families were. And together, they just put all these crazy restrictions on me. And I wasn't able to experience my sexuality at that young of an age. And seeing all these people, all these kids now, it was probably for the better. You know, I'm not upset with them about it. It's just, I don't think that it's a reason for the way I am now sexually. I just really enjoy being, you know, being sexual. And the very first time I had sex, I was 18 years old. It was at the end of my senior year. And I wanted to have sex so bad before I graduated. I don't know what my obsession was. I just really wanted to do it. So I asked one of my good friends to have sex with me. I was like, can you just have sex with me? I want to know what it's like. So he agreed. And one day he came over. My parents weren't home. And we just kind of went for it. Like, you know, there was no passion. There was no romance. It was just take your pants off. I'll take mine off and we'll go. We'll do this. And he was black. And everything they say is true. He was huge. He was so huge. I didn't even know what to do with it. He put the tip in and I backed out. I'm like, what the fuck? This is not okay. No, it's not okay at all. And I told him, I'm like, I'm so sorry. I can't do this. I can't handle this. He said, no, no, it's fine. No hard feelings, no hard feelings, you know. And it was what it was. And I just feel like so many girls at that age have this, you know, idea that having sex with someone for the first time is not okay. And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, I'm not okay. Someone for the first time is going to be beautiful. And they're going to share this experience together. And their vagina is going to smell like roses. And Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden is going to be playing in the background. It's not like that at all. It's always really bad, you know. For the most part, your vagina probably smells. And the guy that's fucking you has no idea what he's doing. So the whole experience is just really terrible. But, you know, I think that's the beauty of it. I really do. That's the beauty of it. That's the way you learn. You know, it makes for great stories. And I think that's the beauty of it. And you learn as you go. It really wasn't until after high school when I started having sex. I met this guy and he became my boyfriend for about three years. But we didn't, you know, we didn't really experiment sexually as much as I would have liked to now when I look back at it. But I think at that age, I didn't really understand sexuality. I didn't know how far into it you can go. I didn't know what to experiment with. I was kind of just having your regular sex. And I thought that's what sex was, you know. So, you know, we experimented with anal sex a few times, but I wasn't really into it. And then he brought up the idea of threesomes. And this was probably maybe like two years into our relationship. This vibrator is getting to me. So, you know, about two years into our relationship and he brings up the threesome thing and I was really against it because I was like, I cannot watch the man I love with another woman. You know, I was so like, I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And then I was like, no, no, no, it's okay. Like, this is just for fun. It's just for fun. I got this. I can do it. So, we had about three threesomes, I think it was. And that's when I started to realize that I was more into these women than I was my boyfriend. So, that's kind of the thing that brought out my, me being bisexual, which I am. I love women. I think they're gorgeous. I think they're amazing. Their bodies, their structure, their everything about them. And it took me, you know, a few threesomes to realize that, holy shit, I love women. So, that was a big, a big part of my life, a big changing point in my life. And it couldn't have come at a better time because when that happened, one of my good friends was also bisexual. So, we would, you know, we would go to class. We'd have our classes together. And, you know, I would call my boyfriend and be like, hey, babe, you know, we got to study. We've got a big test. I'd go to our house and we'd lock her door. And we would watch this lesbian teenage series called South of Nowhere. And it's like a bunch of high school kids that are all lesbians and they're trying to figure out what to do with their vaginas, basically. So, we would watch the show and we would get so turned on, we would start fucking. And that was it. That was, that's what we used to do. We did it probably like, you know, twice a week. And then eventually she surprised me with a strap on. And let me tell you, for girls who've never used a strap on, if you don't know how to use one, you should probably not use one. Watching her try to plow me with this thing was the most absurd thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It was hard. It was uncomfortable. It was purple. Like, she comes out and she's trying to surprise me and be sexy. And she's got like this purple dick attached to her vagina. So, of course, I'm laughing. And I just can't take it seriously. So, you know, we obviously, we weren't in the moment at that point. I was like, I just want to try this dick on. So, she lets me try it on and we're just cracking up over it. But, you know, that's kind of like the basis of, as far as growing up, where my sexuality started coming from and I started experimenting. Eventually, my boyfriend and I broke up. He cheated on me. The three of us actually had a threesome and it was amazing. We got a hotel and her and I got super drunk and we kind of went for it. But he didn't know that, you know, her and I were messing around before then. And, you know, after we broke up, I went a little insane and it wasn't in a bad way. It wasn't like I, you know, I was trying to slit my wrist or I was going crazy and stalking him. It was more of, I've been with this guy for three years. I didn't know what I wanted. I didn't know what else was out there. I didn't know the types of sex that was out there. And I kind of wanted to see what I was like standing by myself, being on my own. So, I did that. And eventually, I finished college and I moved to New York. And in college, nothing really happened. I went to a commuter school. So, it was very quick. Everything happened very fast. I kind of just got in and got out. And when I moved to New York, that's kind of where everything started to happen very quickly. I got really into my writing and everything I wrote, I wanted to experience. So, I would do things, even though I knew they weren't that great, I would do things just to write about them. And do I, oh, I got to tell you, I've got some stories for you, but you'll hear them later on in my episodes. I actually, I read this book. It's called Change Your Mind, 57 Ways to Unlock Your Creative Self. There was a quote and it read, the mind needs to meander and roam. With freedom, it ends up in unusual places, creating new worlds, new ideas, and new inventions. I love this quote. And I'm not going to lie to you. I love this quote. I love this quote. I really took it to heart. And when I say I took it to heart, I mean, I took it to a whole other level. I used my body to roam. And I swear to you, if I could rewrite that book, I would entitle it Change Your Body, 57 Ways to Unlock Your Inner Slut. And I'm not saying I slept with 57 guys, probably like 56. No, but in all seriousness, my actual sex count is pretty low. And I'm really proud of that. I'm very experimental, but I experimented with people that I was with for a long time. You know, I didn't just try to fuck anything that had legs and anything that walked. I wasn't like that. But in New York, you know, I just, I lived my life in New York like any other 25, 26 year old would live their life in New York. I know I'd get blown out and I'd have these crazy gay dance-offs with a bunch of gay men. I would get high on rooftops and, you know, I'd get so drunk and I'd fall asleep on the subway until the sun came up. Like that was my life and I loved it. Eventually though, you know, I went broke and I had to move back to New York. And I was like, I'm not going to California. But I was just so intrigued by people. I was so fascinated. I even joined dating websites just to meet people and to experience what other people wanted out of their life and what other people did in their life. I was just so intrigued. I always wanted to know more. But yeah, I mean, here I am, Kate Ryder. I've got my own radio show. I couldn't be happier to be sharing all this stuff with you. And now that I have completely bared my soul for you guys. I need to pour another drink. I'm drinking whiskey. I hope that you guys have something to drink. It is Super Bowl Sunday. So hopefully most of you guys are drunk. I don't know. But we're going to take a little break. And when we get back, we are going to talk about how a butt plug was decided to play hide and go seek with my asshole. It's a really funny story. You don't want to miss it. We'll see you soon. This is Kate Ryder. You're listening to the Sweet Release here at Skid Row Studios. And we'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Okay. So as promised, I have a great story about an anal plug going wrong. And I've got Jeremy in the other side there. And he's going to join me with this one. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Good guy. All right. So I don't know if you're welcome. I don't know if the women that are listening have actually used an anal plug or a butt plug. You can call it many things. Or if men have used it on your women. But they come in all different shapes and sizes. Well, I mean, I guess the shapes are all pretty normal. But the sizes are always different. I decided I wanted to try an anal plug because I've never done it before. And I used to watch a lot of anal porn. And I was like, well, let's try it. Why not? So the guy was dating at the time we went to this place. And we decided that we were going to go ahead and try one out. And there was probably three or four different ones. There's some small ones and some bigger ones. And I decided to go for the smaller one because I wasn't really sure. The other ones look really intimidating. But at this point, you've... You've been... You've already experimented anally and you know that you like anal play. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it took me a while to kind of warm up to it. With the first guy I told you about, you know, we tried anal a few times and I wasn't really digging it, to be honest with you. It was kind of weird for me. But after a while, I started to get more comfortable and I started experimenting on myself, to be completely honest, and to see if I would like it. And... How'd you do that? With vibrators? Yeah, with vibrators with my fingers. It was more of like, you know, I'm in a comfortable, comfortable spot. I'm home. I'm by myself. I'm in the mood. Like, you know, what better way than to test the waters with yourself? If you don't like it, you don't like it. At least, you know, someone else is not there to be like, sorry, I don't like this. And then they get turned off, you know? So I kind of trained myself to really enjoy it. And then, you know, I just did. I loved it. Can you cum just anally? No, I need a little bit of clit stimulation, but I do get really wet by anal. But by itself, no, I can't do it. I can't do it by myself. I, even with sex, like I just, I need to have, you know, inner and outer stimulation. And I think that's normal for most women. I think the majority of women actually can't cum by just intercourse. And that's what, you know, vibrators are for and your hands are for and experimenting is for. There's nothing wrong with that. So many, I feel like so many guys get so turned off. I remember dating this one guy and I asked to bring a vibrator into the room and he was like, am I not good enough for you? What's wrong with me? Is my dick not big enough? Like he got so pissed. And we broke it off because he was so uncomfortable with the idea. That's a boring guy. Yeah. So I, I really, you know, I just think it depends on the guy and it depends on yourself, but I don't know. I like anal. I think it's great. And I think that if you are comfortable with it and you are willing to try it, everybody would like it. You should definitely try this at home. So, so you, you know, you love anal at this point. You're looking to step it up a little bit. I am. I am. And I didn't know how, so I'm like, let's just get an anal plug. It's kind of like DP. You know, like, but instead of, you know, getting a dildo and having someone, you don't have to worry about it. So it's like, I've got it and I'm like trying to go in and out, in and out, like worry about that while being on top or, you know, while trying to have sex, it gets very distracting. And same thing for the guy, you know, the guy's like worrying about this dildo coming in and out of your ass while they're trying to fuck you. It's, it's very distracting. So an anal plug is like, it's perfect because you just put it in, it just chills there and you do your thing and that's that. So, you know, we, we go to the store and we, we pick the small one out and we take it home. And a few days later we decided we're going to use it. So the way it starts out, you know, after messing around, obviously he's like, all right, I'm going to, I want to try this. So he pulls it out, bends me over against the bed and he puts it on it. You lube it up though, right? Of course. Yes. You need a lot of lube. Please use lube. I'm telling you. Don't spit either. Like, I don't know what the obsession is with spitting on your asshole. But that's a porn thing. It is a porn thing and it's totally fine. It's, it's hot. But if I'm not lubed up enough, I don't want you spitting. I want you to pour a bottle of lube in my ass. Like that's just how it needs to be. Yeah. Anal isn't something you skimp on the lube. No, it's really not. It's really not. You know, put it on the anal plug, do whatever you're going to do. Just make it go in there very easily. But the best way to compare, I mean, I guess this is the only way I can compare it to. If, if a woman feels, you know, the anal plug going in, at first you feel it, you feel that pressure and you're kind of like, Oh, like this feels good kind of. And then you're not sure. And then it goes all the way in and you kind of like, Oh, okay. And then you take a deep breath and then you, you don't even really feel it. It's kind of like women putting tampons in like women who are listening, you know, you feel like going in and you're just like, Oh, I got to get it in the right angle. And then as soon as it goes in, you don't feel it anymore. And it's kind of like how butt plugs are. I guess if you're using like, you know, ginormous ones, I like that word ginormous. I know it's not a real word, but if you use like, huge ones, obviously it's a different story, but if you're using like a decent size one, that's exactly what it feels like. So he puts it in and you know, we start messing around and teasing each other, slapping my ass a little bit. And we decide let's, let's have sex. You know, it's in there, let's do it. So I, we're doing missionary position. I'm on my back and he gets on top of me and we're going at it for maybe, I don't know, seven minutes or so. And all of a sudden, like I felt this weird pain in my lower back. Like what, what is that? And so I thought maybe, you know, it was just positioned at the wrong way. We're starting to come out and like, I was starting to feel it. So I reached around and I was like, oh, I got, I'm going to just reposition this for a second. And I reach around and I realized that it's gone. Sharp pains are not a good sign. No, this anal plug, butt plug, whatever the fuck you want to call it, totally gone. So he's like, oh, maybe it fell out. So he's looking all over the bed for it and can't find it anywhere. And then I reached my hand again and I realized that it got sucked up by my anal cavity. Just totally like, like duck in the hole. I don't fuck. So here I am like freaking out, like, holy shit, get this out of me. What do I do? What was your panic? Like, did you, did you like start getting frantic? Did you move slowly because you were scared that it was going to go deeper or, you know, what was the initial physical reaction to? It was everything. Like I was frantic because like the first thing that came to mind was like, oh my God, I have to go to the hospital. I never expected in a million years for me to be in a hospital because something got stuck up my ass. So emergency room. Exactly. And then how do you explain that to your mother? Like you call your mom and be like, hey mom, uh, can you come get me? I'm sorry. I have a, you know, massive hospital bill. I got something stuck up my ass. Like that's not something you ever want to explain to your mother. And it's not something you want to come get. I'm not going to come to terms with either. And you know, that's what happened. I was, I was laughing hysterically. Then I started crying. Then I started shaking. Then I started getting mad. I just wanted this thing out of me so bad. So he says, all right, you know what? We got this. It's fine. So I'm laying down on my back and he says, babe, I need you to relax. It's like, okay. He's like, just take deep breaths. At this point, I'm like, am I giving birth? Like I felt like I was giving birth. So he, he goes in and he's using, he's using the probably like three fingers trying to pull this thing out. And all I feel is his fingers going in me. And I'm like, I can't like this hurts. I don't know what to do. So he's almost fisting my ass. Basically almost fisting my ass. I'm like, this is not what I signed up for. I just wanted a little baby butt plug to have fun with, you know, this thing turned into a total nightmare. So, um, you know, after a few minutes I told him to give up and we just kind of laid there laughing. And then I started crying again and I was just so like distraught. I didn't know what to do. And then at that point I was like, you know what? I got this, got this. I can do this. So I get on my hands and knees, like on all fours and I start to push and then I'm pushing. And all of a sudden I was like, Oh, wait a second. So I look over at my boyfriend at the time. I'm like, Hey, I'm going to warn you ahead of time. I'm going to apologize ahead of time. I am so sorry if anything happens, this is going to be the worst image you ever see of me. And I'm sorry if I shit the bed or, I fart. Like, you know, it's like any, I just think it's funny that you, you, you have a large piece of plastic shoved up. I know, I know. But then you're worried about, you know, offending your boyfriend. That's just so sweet. I know because there's so many intimate things. Like no guy wants to see their girl fart or shit, for example. And then you shit their bed. It's like shitting the beds pretty bad. Exactly. Like he sees that. And then what? Like, yeah, I'm sorry, babe. This isn't going to work for me anymore. Hey, by the way, I just want to say that if anyone wants to comment on, on the, uh, anal butt plug story, our number is 1-800-893-9562. If you have any questions for Kate Ryder and, uh, what it's like to get a butt plug lost in your ass. Oh man, this was a great story. Um, so, you know, eventually I, I got it out. I pushed so hard and I finally got it out. But the first time I tried, you know, one of the flaps came out and then I was like, I got this, I got this. And I go to try to pull the other one out. And it just goes right back up. It was like a black hole. And it was like, nope, I'm keeping it, keeping it here. And, you know, it's almost like a suction at that point. Like your ass turns into a human suction. Jeremy, I know that you're a man. Yes. Put something up your ass. I guarantee you it's like a suction. It's terrible. It's so terrible. Um, but you know, eventually I got it out. And when I did, I was so relieved and I threw this thing across the room and it hit the wall so hard. And I, you know, I wanted to bring it in so I can show you what it looked like, but it was thrown away, unfortunately. And I'm kind of glad because the thing was really scary. So, so eventually you had to do like just a massive squat and just, just force it out, almost will it out with your mind. Yep. This thing has to come out of my ass. Basically. Yeah. I was not about to go to the emergency room. Because the embarrassment of going to the emergency room would have just been too great. Mm-hmm. That makes sense. It would have made for a great story. I would have loved to share that with you guys, but that just would not have been a good story for me and my mother. And, and, uh, since this incident, have you tried other anal plugs? Uh, no, not anal plugs, just anal sex. Um, I've, I've strayed away from the anal toys. You've been, you've been spooked from, from any anal plugs? I was, yeah, that was really hard. That was really hard for me. I, I'm very nervous, um, about trying other toys. I did just buy, um, a anal hook. I don't know if you've ever heard of but it's pretty much like a metal hook and you, you can tie your girl up with it and then tie it upwards. It's really hard to explain. I will totally bring it in though and we'll have someone use it on the air because I think it'd be great. Um, but I personally have not tried anything since then. I've been a little, I was a little freaked out by the anal hook, that thing. Uh, it basically looks like a meat hook that you would find like, uh, cattle carcasses hanging from. Yeah. But instead of a hook at the end, it's got a little ball. Yeah. But otherwise it's, it's aesthetically the same exact thing as a meat hook. And you put this up your ass and I don't know, hang from the ceiling or something. It was funny because, you know, we bought this, I, I bought it and Jeremy happened to be there and like, we're there and he goes like, just ask the girl. I'm like, he's like, show her a picture. I'm like, no, no, no, she'll know exactly what it is. I'm like, hey ma'am. She goes, yeah. I'm like, do you have any anal hooks? And she's like, yeah, right over here. Right over here. And he's cracking up, like cracking up. But it's- They had them in a nice display. In a nice display case. They were. Oh my God. Next to all these crazy little foot fetish toys, anything you can think of. Why yes, ma'am. Our anal hooks are right over here. Great. Oh goodness. So that was my story. And you know what? I really want to hear your stories. So if you follow me on Facebook, you can just do the sweet release on Facebook and I'll post some stuff. I'll send an email. I'll make an email actually. And you guys can email me with your stories. You can call in whenever you want and it'll just be a fun environment. To be personal and talk about really fun experiences. I think it'd be great. You're going to have your Facebook page. You're going to have, I believe we set you up with some Twitter. Yes. For the sweet release. Yes. We also, your show is going to, is already on iTunes. It is on iTunes. You can check it out whenever. You have a huge amount of downloads on your promo, which is great. That's something we love to see here at Skid Row Studios. So yeah, check out Kate Rider and the sweet release. Yep. I'm right here. Here at Skid Row Studios. I'm so glad you guys are listening in, whoever's listening in. We're going to take another break and when we get back, I've got some crazy sex news to share with you. So this should be very interesting. We'll see you soon. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye.! Hello and welcome back. This is Kate Rider. You're listening to the suite release here at Skid Row Studios, radio on the internet. So I've got some interesting sex news for you and this is something I want to do on every show. When I find something really cool or really crazy, like I want to share it, especially if it's in the news. But I have some really cool news. Um, before I get into that, I don't know if you've actually heard, I don't know what his name is, but everybody calls him the Swiss cheese dude. Um, he had this obsession with putting Swiss cheese on his dick. So he'd drive around and there was like this, I don't know if there was a video. I have to post it, check it on the Facebook. I'll post a video or an article or whatever, so you can see what it is. But he was so turned on by this that he would open his window and like show, you know, when women would look at him, he would, you know, put a piece of Swiss cheese up on the window and be like, Oh, Hey, look at this Swiss cheese. And these women were like, what, why are you, what are you doing with the cheese? What, what is that? And then he pulled out his dick and he'd flash everyone. And it was this huge thing. I don't know if you heard of it. I think it was maybe last month or two months ago or something. Um, this guy was nuts. So, you know, anything that's, that's sexual, that's in the news, that's crazy, that's wacky. I'm going to be sharing it. Um, one of my, the big stories I want to share with you is, um, vaginal knitting. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. Uh, this woman, uh, her name is Casey Jenkins and she's a feminist artist from Melbourne, Australia. And she spent 28 days knitting from wool that she put inside her vagina. Um, when I first heard about vaginal knitting, I honestly thought it meant like knitting your pubic hairs. And I was kind of confused. How is that possible? It's gotta be like really long in order to do that. And then I was like, okay, maybe vaginal knitting, people just knit vaginas into scarves or something, you know, but I was, I was wrong. This woman actually took a whole ball of yarn or wool yarn or whatever she used, puts it on the stick, puts it up there and she starts knitting with it. Um, she, an exact quote from her was every day I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me and then I pull it out and thread and knit. So, um, she does this and she does it in front of people. It's a huge show. It's called casting off my womb. That's her project. Um, I later found out that she also did this when she was on her period. Uh, I'm all for period sex, but period knitting, I'm not really sure how that works. Um, I was very taken back and that's why I wanted to share this with you. Does it come out like tie dye if you do that? That's what I'm assuming. So I was going to say, you know, if you ever buy a scarf, and it's tie dyed with just red, you should probably maybe smell it or like really, you know, figure out where that came from because it could have come from some woman's vagina while she was on her period. Yay, red wings. Um, so basically, you know, I was reading a few articles on it and she said that she actually gets aroused by doing it. And she said that some of these people that they'll watch her, they, um, it evokes like a fear and this repulsion. And she's like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. And there's nothing she can do. If someone's uncomfortable, she can't move. Like she literally has to stay still when she does this. And I actually watched the video, which I'll also post soon. Um, and she's, you know, she's sitting there, she's got this little thing underneath her butt to hold her up and she's not moving anything but her fingers. And she's just slowly like pulling out the yarn and, and doing her thing. It's crazy. And you know, this entire story blew my mind because the first thing I thought of was how the hell does someone think of such an idea? And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't I'm not bashing her idea. I think it's brilliant. Actually, I would never do it personally, but I think it's a very creative idea. It's different. No one's ever done that, you know? Um, and my other thing I wondered about was how does she sanitize it? I feel like you can get, you know, yeast infection, bladder infection, some sort of infection by putting wool up your vagina. Like that's not normal. So, you know, I'm trying to think about it. And I was like, you use dildos and you use, um, vegetables, maybe. I've, I put a cucumber in my vagina once, you know, but I washed it with soap and water and like got it ready. So it was clean before I did that. And it's like, whoa, how do you sanitize that? You, you can't. And I wish I could just speak to her and ask her because I'm so interested. I'm so intrigued by this. Um, so I mean, really, I think it's pretty awesome. She, this came out, her whole thing went viral last month, like towards the end of December. And she got over 3.5 million views on her. Um, so I think it's pretty awesome. Um, so I think it's pretty awesome. her knitting video on YouTube. So you can watch it anywhere. Her name is Casey Jenkins, uh, from Melbourne, Australia. You can probably type in casting off my wound or vaginal knitting and everything you can think of will come up, but she's on there and she's just, it's incredible. Um, again, though, I would never think to put wool up my vagina to make a beanie, you know, to stay warm, like, oh, Hey, I'm going to use my vagina for this. It's just very interesting to me. And, um, I guess really the moral of this news story is, next time you buy a scarf or next time you buy a beanie, just think carefully about where it came from. Cause it probably came from someone's vagina. I'm just saying, I don't know, but maybe it did. I don't know. All beanies probably came from someone's vagina. Exactly. It's just weird, right? Cause I buy beanies all the time. Like I'm wearing someone's vagina on my head. It's awesome. I don't know. Okay. So, um, I want to take another break because I need to refill my drink and I'm guessing that you need to, you know, I'm going to take another break. So I'm going to take yours if you're drinking or maybe you're drunk already. I hope you're enjoying yourself. Again, this is Kate Ryder. You're listening to the Sweet Release at Skid Row Studios. When we get back, we are going to do a review on the vibrating panties that I'm wearing and on the Hitachi vibrator that I used in my promo. Uh, we're going to go ahead and talk about that. And I think it's going to be really fun. So we'll see you soon. Kate Ryder, Sweet Release. See you in a bit. One-eyed woman, she doesn't wear shoes. Try to get a guy. They run the other way. Because the ugly doesn't look pretty anyway. One-eyed woman, so obscene. She is reckless queen. One-eyed woman, has no name. She's a woman of the world. She's a woman of the world. She's a woman of the world. She makes ugly look pretty. One-eyed woman scared all the rats and roaches out of my apartment just by looking ugly. Some guy tried to grab her purse. She turned and looked the other way. She scared them away. 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She's a woman of the world. She's a woman of the world. She's a woman of the world. Pressures and different patterns of pulsating vibrations, basically. We got this toy. We should mention where we got it. We got it at the Pleasure Chest over in West Hollywood. Yes. Great, great toy store. The staff, they're super knowledgeable. They'll talk to you about anything that you're looking to get into. They're great. That's where I got the anal hook from. Yeah. So, I mean, from my personal experience so far, I guess you can say I didn't care for it too much. The woman said that it was very strong. And to be honest, it's not that strong. There's maybe one out of like the eight pressures that were strong. I was really hoping that I was going to be able to have an orgasm for all of you. And that did not happen. I also think it has to do with my nerves. I'm not relaxed. I'm a little nervous and a little tense. For show jitters. Yeah, exactly. But you know what? I just, I feel like this is just not strong enough. It's really not that great of a product, unfortunately, because I had high hopes for it. Now, do you feel like you're someone who needs something a little stronger than the average person? I do. Well, I guess, you know, in comparison to other women, I'm not sure. I don't know what other women really like. But I do like a lot heavier of a vibration. I need something that's, you know, whenever I have a vibrator, after like a week or two of using it, I change up the batteries. Like I want it as strong as possible because it makes for the quickest orgasm. And it's more enjoyable that way. I feel like when it's kind of dull, like I feel like this was pretty dull. It was more of like tickling. And there was sometimes where, you know, you would change the speed and I'm like, oh, okay, this feels good. This feels good. I like it, you know. But it's not long enough to get so into it where you can actually orgasm. It was more of like, it kind of tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. It tickles. There's different sides to the clit that are more sensitive? Yeah, I think it's the left side. I didn't really know that. Yeah, it's like the left side of the clit. I'm pretty sure it's like the upper left side of the clit that's more sensitive. This is universal? This is a physical thing amongst all women? Yeah, I mean, I've done research, especially with the job that I've had. I have to do research in order to write all these extensive reports and write about all these things because some things I don't personally know. I know the clit's sensitive. It's got almost 8,000 nerve endings. And then when you're touching the clit a certain way, it'll set off over 10,000 other nerve endings that are in your pelvic area. So I know it's like a little tiny muscle that's super sensitive, but there's little areas of it that you can touch that will get you off faster than another area. And I'm pretty sure it's the left side. If I'm wrong, please correct me. But I'm pretty sure it's the left side. Hold that thing up to the mic a little bit. Oh, here. It sounds stronger than it is. It really does. There you go. Those are the different speeds. Sounds like a scary song. So that's what I was wearing for the entire show. And unfortunately, it didn't get me off. Now I'm just horny. But that's the vibrating panties. You should probably turn it off because if I put it down, it's going to... My comment on the vibrato is... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The thing I didn't like about it is that the remote is just one button. And if you're going to do this remote the way that we're doing it, I'm in a separate room. I don't know what setting it's on based off of the remote. The remote gives me no indication as to what setting it's on. So what I wanted to do is have it off and then just kind of like randomly blast you with it is what I was trying to do. I was hoping to be able to do, but you can't really do that with this. No. Like there were some times where I felt that it was kind of dull and then I'm like, ooh, that's a little stronger. It's good, you know? But I have no way of knowing which setting it's on for you. You know, if you say I like this setting, I don't know how to go back to it. Yeah, exactly. We didn't notice that when you stop it and you try to restart it again, it stops where you left off. So it doesn't start from the beginning. And we try to count it like, all right, you know, the sixth press is like the best press. It's the best vibration. And then we do it and then it's not. It's the wrong one. So it kind of stops where you left off versus starting over. So the remote's a little funky there. The actual piece itself is really cool because it's, I'm going to put it closer to the camera, but it's shaped, you know, perfectly for the clit. So if you look at it, it's kind of angled from the side there and you just kind of place it right under there and it gives you like the perfect area. But I think, yeah, the remote needs some work and the pressure. It was pretty lame. So I don't know. That was the vibrating panties. So maybe something fun to play around with just because the remote kind of makes it a fun thing, but it's not for you at least. It's not something that's going to make you come. No, it's not for me personally, but there are a lot of women who are very sensitive. And if you are that sensitive, you know, just barely, you know, someone just barely rubbing up against your clit will get you off. Some women. You know, aren't as sensitive and they need a little bit more and that's, that's perfectly natural. But I think that this would work more for those women that are sensitive. You know, you go out to dinner with, with your boyfriend or with your husband or whoever and, you know, you use it as like a little fun thing. Like he's got the controller and you're wearing these panties and like, they're not even panties, but you put them in the panties, you know, and you're eating dinner and he sets it off at random moments. Like that can be really exciting. It really could. I think maybe the, you know, what I'm doing now, like doing this radio show, like I, you know, I've got a lot of nerves and I'm live, so it's a little bit harder to focus on the specific vibrations. But I think if you are out to dinner or you're at a movie or, you know, you're with a whole bunch of family and you're trying to be all naughty, you know, and you've got this guy holding the controller, I would imagine it getting off a lot of women. For me personally, though, it didn't really do it. And I'm not sure if I would use that again. Now, on the other end of the spectrum. In terms of power. Oh. We have the classic Hitachi Magic Wand. Yes. So the Hitachi came from San Francisco, I believe. Pretty sure it's from San Francisco, but this is the original. This is what it looks like. It's got two speeds and you plug it in. So there's like no battery. You don't have to worry about batteries. Oh my God. This thing. Okay. Just give me one second. This is the smaller speed. And this is the bigger speed. Sounds pretty powerful. Imagine that on a vagina. They actually, when we bought this, they told us, the woman was like, have you used this before? I was like, no, I have not. She's like, well, I recommend you putting a towel, you know, over your vagina or like do it over clothes because it's so powerful. The very first time I used it, I did it for the promo and I kind of just like put it up against my thigh. I was like, holy shit, this thing is so strong. Like it's so overpowering. I don't know if I can get off by it at all. And eventually, you know, I took it home and I was like, I kind of want to play with it. Like it's strong. It's up my alley. Like, let's see what happens. So I took it home and played with it. And I noticed if you just barely graze it against the clit, you'll get off in less than a minute. No joke. If you're watching the right amount of porn and you're really turned on, you'll get off just like that. Okay. So if you put this thing against your vagina. Full force. Like, you know, here's your clit and there's the vibrator. It might be a little overwhelming. This thing is so ridiculously strong. But it's amazing. It's called the magic wand. This is the original. So the deal with this is that it was originally released. I hit myself in the face with the vibrator. It was originally released as a back massager. Yes. Yes. I forgot to mention that. And I think in the 70s, you know, it was discovered to work for other purposes really well. Yeah. It definitely works as a massager. And that is what it used to be. And I think, you know, I mean, for example, when I was growing up, I didn't really know that there were vibrators out there. And, you know, my parents had a vibrator. It was like the back massager. And of course, I grabbed it. And when I first started experimenting with myself, I'm like, oh, what if I put this on my vagina? What's going to happen? You know, but it was like the old school ones, like the really big ones with like the, you know, the top was like this. And there was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, And then women started to look for these as a way to please themselves because they're stronger and because it's more of a vibration than your average vibrator that you'd go buy at a sex shop. Yeah, I mean, you can spend a lot of money on a fancy vibrator at a sex store. And I think the thing that I've heard from many women that nothing beats the Hitachi. Yeah, I didn't. I honestly didn't know what that was. Jeremy actually told me about it and I was like, I've got to try this. And you know what? It can work for men too. It's so strong I wouldn't actually put it on your like ball sack or anything. But, you know, perfect example, if your woman's like on top and she's having sex with you and she's, you know, she's riding you and she's got this thing and she's got it, you know, positioned on her clit. I think the vibration is so strong that it can kind of travel down to your balls and to your penis and give you that vibrating sensation as well. And it's really enjoyable. Yeah, it's strong enough that it'll travel, you know. That sounds like fun. I think it would be really good. This thing is insane. I highly recommend it. I was very happy with it. You know, if you're going to compare it to the vibrating panties, this thing definitely wins. I'm trying to find anything that's like more exciting about this Hitachi, like something else to know. But it's pretty much it. It's pretty straightforward. It is. It is very straightforward. You know, you can use it anytime. Is it easy to clean? Yeah. You know, the woman, when I bought it, she said just to put alcohol on the top. So just like rubbing alcohol on the top of it. This one's a little black because I had it against my jeans for the promo. So I, you know, imagine just using a little bit of alcohol will clean it off. But it's not like, you know, your average dildo where you put it up there and you got to worry about cleaning the entire thing. It's just the top. So you just rub it down with some alcohol, put it aside, and there you go. But I highly recommend this. I think every woman should have this. It will change your life forever. It really will. It's great. So there you go, Kate Ryder. There you go. Kate Ryder. It's me. I really hope you enjoyed the show. I had a lot of fun doing it. And I hope that you guys tune in for next week. You can catch me every Sunday. Again, Skid Row Studios. SkidRowStudios.com. Just look for the sweet release. And if you miss it live, you can always, you know, tune in with us on iTunes and download the podcast. 6 to 7 p.m. 6 to 7 p.s.t. Exactly. Every Sunday. I really hope that you guys tune in. And I'd love to hear your feedback and your story. So I'm going to go ahead and post something soon on my Facebook so that you guys can kind of email me. And we'll make this a cool conversation kind of thing. Don't be afraid to call. I don't bite. Again, this is Kate Ryder. You're listening to The Sweet Release. Thank you so much for tuning in. And we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.! Thank you.