Vegas swinging gone wrong and Crazy Mary stalker

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Thank you. don't know she don't look like no like meth head or nothing like that so maybe you know I'm you know I'm getting kind of buzzed at this point that'll kind of you know lighten it up kind of like even it out whatever so I go into the bin um go into go into the bindle I go into the stall I go into the stall with her and yes we get a key and you know we both do our little bumps or whatever and I'm feeling great at this point like and then you know you start talking like blah blah you know you're on that shit you just start talking like blah blah blah blah so we started talking and um we um come out and then she brings her boyfriend over so like we're um two like we're both mixed couples right like you know I'm black my husband's white she's white her husband's black so we like got the whole like you know the whole square effect going on and shit like tic-tac-toe so we're sitting there and at this point like we're just like talking and lollygagging and drinking and laughing and had a great having a great old time looks like the men are really getting along you! so it's almost time for the band to wrap up actually it is time for the band to wrap up so we decide hey we're not done partying we want to party some more so this point we um who was driving I think my husband was driving that night some no no no no the guy that we met his name was chef Jimmy come to find out he's a chef at one of the restaurants there I kept trying to get that motherfucker to make me some hot wings because my ass was hungry I wanted some hot wings so bad I was trying to get this motherfucker to get me make me some hot wings but we didn't have a kitchen or anything like that but he was saying that he can throw down on some hot wings he's making my mouth water but so we're driving around and we're looking for a liquor store so we grab you know some liquor I think back then my drink of choice was jack and coke yeah some jack and coke on coke that's a good combination you know you just really fucked up at that point so I was like I'm a fucking killer I'm a fucking killer so anyway um so we ride around we get our drinks or whatever and we decide to go back to the um our room since our room was right there where the band was playing we decided to go back to our room so this is when things get really interesting so I have my boombox there in the room and we're listening to more prince music so we're listening to the music right and me and this girl I think her name was I don't know I forgot her name Shireen or something like that we start dancing you know it's really hot when two girls start dancing with each other so we get closer and closer I start filling on her hair filling on her boobs filling on her ass she's filling my ass and we're dancing really close really close at this point like almost kissing so out of nowhere this little fucking troll looking motherfucker chef jimmy tries to step in and he starts shaking and shit like what the fuck is that my husband is like man sit your ass down shit out let the girls let the girls let the girls um let the girls do this let the girls just get their thing whatever man just sit down and watch you know it's like when one of those porno movies when you're like watching two really hot girls like going at it and they're just like getting all sensual and all of a sudden this little like little dick stubby motherfucking man comes in right in between and you're just like man get your ass down get your ass out of the way it's like that he was like man get out of the way let the girls like do their thing let's just watch let's just watch so fast forward we're dancing or whatever and then I think chef jimmy was getting a little jealous why would you get jealous when your girl is making out with another girl that's when you really like fucking bringing the balloons and shit and have a fucking party at that point you don't get jealous so we sit down we're having you know we're drinking or whatever and then shit just starts to happen and then we're like oh my god I'm so jealous of them that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that out and shove Jimmy. He's like getting really weird. So me and Shereen, we're just talking and my husband, he's so funny. He's so cute. When he drinks, he gets, I tell him that he gets like a giddy little, little bitch. Cause he gets like a little girl. He starts, he'll start flicking you like, Hey, Hey, Hey Mo. He'll just like be flicking you like, Hey Mo, Hey Mo. Like he just keeps flicking you. And I, at one point, like, I mean, I had to knock him out a couple of times because that flicking just gets on your nerves. So he's doing this to shove Jimmy. Shove Jimmy is like thinking that my husband's on some gay shit. So I tell Shereen, let's go into the bathroom and pretend like we're doing something, but we weren't really doing something in the bathroom. We just want to leave those two alone to see if they were going to get along. So my husband's still like a little yapping, little like little yapping chihuahua. Hey, Hey, Shove Jimmy, Shove Jimmy. Hey. And he's like, man, stop touching me, man. What you on some gay shit? Or something like, why you gotta be on some gay shit? Just because you're flicking the dude. It's like trying to get his attention, but dude just keeps going. He's getting jealous, get into this, like, this, like just dark mode or whatever. So we noticed that the two of them are arguing. So we come out of the bathroom and we're like, okay. And then dude, just like, he started talking about knives and shit. Like he was going to bring out some knives. This is what I said. This is when the swinging gets, goes to the, the like really fuck. I'm not a good dark side, but really fucked up. He started talking about some knives and shit. I was like, yo, y'all gonna get the fuck up outta here because this motherfucker is tripping. So needless to say, yeah, that didn't really go too far because chef Jimmy was just a fuck up. And so, yeah, I told them I kicked, I had to kick both of their asses out because Pat was too happy. And I was just like, yeah, I just got to get the fuck up outta here. I threw their drinks out in the hallway, threw them bitches out. And that was the end of that. That is when swinging goes totally wrong. So with that, now I'm going to take a break while I look up another story to tell you, and we'll be back right after this. . .! . . . . . . . There's a rule of the month, I'm in the fucking lane Fist fight mania, fist fight mania, fist fight mania Fist fight mania, do it, baby, well Still it makes you burn Why can't you feel the time? We're living in town Stand up and say shit I'm in the fight with you But when it comes to you We're not enough for you Fist fight mania, fist fight mania, fist fight mania, fist fight mania Hey, and we are back here on Delia's Dark Side. I just want to throw in, if you guys go to my Facebook, it's Delia's Dark Side Radio Show dot com on Facebook. And you can also find out about my Delia's Jewels as I showed you guys last week. I don't have any of my jewels on today. But I make like, you know, sugar skull beads. I call them positive energy bracelets and necklaces and stuff because I put all my positive energy in there, you know? And so like, yeah, I make them for bands and stuff. And the band that I made a few of them for, their band has actually, you know, took off and really succeeded since they've been wearing my bracelets. And I could tell every time when I give them a bracelet when I'm there, they get like full of energy and stuff. So they do really work. So if you go to Delia's Jewels on Delia's Dark Side Radio dot com, I mean, Facebook, you can find me there. And also you can go to Delia's Dark Side Radio Show dot com. That's where I have my podcast and check out some archive shows. I actually got to put up some new stuff on there pretty soon. But if you want to elaborate, elaborate on the story I just told you about Chef Jimmy going crazy and shit and yeah, fucking up the sure girl and girl action I could have had that night, then you can. The number is 1-800-893-9562. And yes, I do like to party. We do like to party like rock stars. But moving on now, another crazy Vegas story. This one is kind of scary, actually. I call this lady Crazy Mary. It's like Bloody Mary. She was kind of actually Bloody Mary and Crazy Mary to this bitch was nuts. All right. So there we are. We had another we had another concert because we go to a lot of concerts. We're in Vegas. So we're sitting there, you know, just having a good time. And this this couple walks over to us. They're older, white couple, like probably middle age, like in their fifties or probably even close to 60. They kind of they both had on. I think they had on. Like matching, you know, those tourist shirts with the flowers, those Hawaiian ugly ass tourist shirts that people wear. I think they had on matching tourist shirts and shit. They were like weird. And, you know, they had, you know, gray hair and stuff. The guy seemed to be pretty, pretty cool. But the lady was just like she was on one. And I remember we're sitting there and my husband and I were talking about going to a strip club after the show because I do I fancy strip clubs a lot and we both do. And because I come. I come from a stripper background. You know, I used to be a stripper. I don't know if I shared that with you guys, but yeah, I used to be a stripper and I had a lot of fun. Made good money, whatever. But so, yeah, we were talking about going to sue. I think it was crazy horse two or something. I don't think it's there in Vegas anymore. But yeah, we were talking about going there one that night. And so we're talking to these people and they kept buying us drinks and we're like, okay, well, these people seem nice to whatever. They're, you know, buying us drinks and stuff. So, you know, we'll sit and we'll. Let them come sit and talk to us. They're really not our type of people that we hang out with because they seem like a little kind of trailer parky, but like trailer park people with money though. You can tell that they had money, but they were like weird. Well, the guy, like I said, seemed cool, but this lady was weird. So we were just there like, so what are you guys going to do? You know, after the show, where you guys going to like, no, we're just going to go probably to a strip club or something like that. Like, oh, really? Which one? We're saying crazy horse two. And so, I think the husband didn't want to go or something, but she was like being really, really mean to him and like talking to him like, like really rude and like kind of like, like slapping them and shit in front of us. And we were like, dude, what the fuck is going on? Like, this is fucking crazy. Like he didn't want to go, but she, you know, was like trying to push him in to go. We're like, no, that's okay. You guys don't have to go. You know, we'll just, you know, we'll, we'll, you know, you guys don't have to go. So, somehow we lose them. And, you know, I was trying to get away from her because she was just like really weird. So, somehow we lose the couple. I don't know where they went. I think they went upstairs. And I'll tell you what happened when she, I'll tell you what she said happened when they went upstairs. But they went upstairs. So, we decided to go up to the room, refresh and come down and get in the cab and go to crazy horse two. So, we're there. And I'm thinking that, okay, we fucking got, got rid of fucking crazy ass Mary. She's nowhere to be found because she was like following us through the fucking, the hotel. We were sitting at the Las Vegas Hilton. She's following us through the hotel and everything. So, we finally like lose her getting to the cab or something. So, we're, we go into the crazy horse two. We sit there. We have a couple drinks. Then I decide that I want to, you know, go up to the stage and tip one of the girls that was on stage. So, I sit. At the, at the stage where this girl is dancing and I swear before God in Christ. The bitch crazy Mary was sitting right across the stage staring at me. Yeah, girl. She was, she was sitting there and she was just like had her hand under her chin and she was just like staring at me with her eyes all fucking big and shit. I'm like, oh shit. Pat is crazy Mary. She's sitting right across right there. I'm like screaming and shit. He was like, oh shit. So, I go sit back down with him and then she comes over. She's like, hey, what happened to you guys? We were looking all over for you and I'm like, we just, we decided to just go. We didn't tell you that it was okay for you to come with us. We were just telling you where we're going. We didn't know that you were going to fucking stalk us and be here. And she's like, she's like, no, you guys should have waited. And we're like, so where's your husband? She's like, oh, I sent that motherfucker to bed. I kicked his ass and we're like, oh shit. And she's just like fucking like shaking and shit. She's drinking whiskey. The bitch was like, she was nothing to be playing with. The motherfuckers are stalking you and they're wearing tourist flower shirts and drinking whiskey. You don't want to have shit to do with these motherfuckers. Like, and then you just beat the hell out of your husband. You admitted that shit. We were like, oh shit. So I'm like, okay, well, I want to get, she's like sitting next to us at this point. She would not. Leave. Why wouldn't the bitch leave? She wouldn't leave. I couldn't get rid of her. I could not shake her. I'm like, dude, leave. Go, go do something. We don't want to be with you. We even left to get up to go sit at another table. The bitch got up and followed us. I'm like, she was psycho. She was determined to get her some of me that night or something. Dude, she was after my ass. I was like not having any part of it. So there's a girl walking and you know, I think she's kind of hot or whatever. So. My husband, he knows what kind of girl I like when we go to strip clubs. So he, this girl is walking back and forth and he, I tell them to go get the girl. So he goes and grabs this girl to come over and give me a lap dance. Dude, crazy Mary sitting right next to me while this girl is giving me a lap dance and she's sitting here like, oh, like in my lap and shit while the girl is trying to give me a lap dance. Talking to the girl like, oh my God, like really? Like, it's like, you really like, in my ear. So you really like her? Like, oh my God, like, oh my God, I can't believe that you will actually leave me for her. Like, yeah, some crazy shit. I was like, man, if you don't get your ass away from here, you fucking up my game right now. Get away. She would not move. So she even offered to pay for the lap dance. So she kept throwing like putting dollars and $20 bills in the ladies fucking underwear and shit. Like, I'm like, oh man, I can't shake this bitch. Like I was literally almost in tears. I want to get rid of her so bad. I thought she was going to. Fucking kill us. I was scared to go to the bathroom because I was afraid this bitch was going to come into the bathroom and like knife my idea with the fucking hatchet. Like, you better give me some pussy right now. She was fucked up. Oh my God. I don't know how the hell but do we fucking were like, okay, if you can't beat them at this point, we're like, if you can't beat them, you might as well join them. So we let crazy Mary stay because we were scared that if we like, you know, Custer out or something, she would like come fucking shoot both of us in the head or like knife us or I don't know. She have a fucking ice pick or some shit on those stab me in the vagina. I don't know. So we're like, all right, fine. She was buying rounds of drinks, but she was buying us whiskey and the more whiskey we drank the more fucked up the more fucked up the more fucked up. We got like I'm serious. Like I drink one glass of whiskey and I swear like like the room was like turning, you know, like, oh my God. I'm fucking you know, like LSD type shit and she was actually starting to look good to me. Yeah, that's when you know, I'm fucked up. Did you make sure she didn't lace your drinks with something? You know, I you know, I can't I can't I don't remember because I was pretty fucked up on Jack and Cokes and then like I know when the waitress came to bring us the the drinks. I don't remember if she like grabbed him first or put something in there. I couldn't I couldn't tell you. She couldn't be that good of a stalker. I don't know man. We I was trying to get away from her either, you know, and I was I went went back to the stage to like try to get away from her. She was sitting there. I don't know if like I turned my head and I was tipping a dancer or something. Maybe she probably put like some, you know, some vising that old-school shit in there. So I don't know. That's crazy, man. So I don't know. How the hell we got away, but I know we were both of us in my husband rarely gets fucked up to the point where he can't walk. But both of us are fucked up to the point that we can walk somehow. We got the hell out of that strip club though, and we made it back to our room safe. We woke up though. We were like, oh shit. We're like fuck. He was like, do you remember what happened? I was like God, I was all I remember even now to this day is still a blur. Crazy Mary is still a blur like her fucking crazy ass eyes and dude that fucking stringy ass. Gray blonde hair. I still see her in my dreams at night. My nightmares and shit. No, no more crazy Mary. So that's the crazy ass fucking crazy. Mary story. I'm going to take a break. Be back with some more crazy Vegas stories after this. 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His farts had muscles. You know, and I don't know why these men, like when they're all muscular and stuff, they want to wear tight ass pants to show off how muscular their ass is. These pants were so tight, you could tell that his asshole had muscles. Like, he was flexing everywhere. And I didn't like him. Here's another thing that I think about these swingers and stuff, too, and these polyamorous people. So they're very smart ass. They're smart asses, and they're very condescending. I don't know. They just like kind of like they're very condescending. You know, I have a friend. I wouldn't call her a friend anymore. She's not really a friend. I can't stand a bitch, though. But she's like polyamorous, too. And they just, I don't know, they think they're this really nerdy and really, like, condescending, and I hate that shit about them. Most of them are like that. And so my husband, there he is. Mr. Giddy. He wanted to, like, hey, hey, hey, hey, and hit you. Hey, hey. So he's doing that to this guy. He's like, hey, hey, John. Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, hey. You know, and the guy is like, okay, like, back the fuck up. And I'm, like, thinking at any point this muscular motherfucker is about to jump up and, like, punch my husband. I'm like, Pat, just kind of back down. He's like, no, no, that's John. That's John. That's John. You know, hey, let's hang out, whatever. So I'm like, dude, whatever. So I'm talking to my friend. And then my friend tells the first couple that, I have a radio show. So the guy is like, oh, really? So what about your radio show? Tell me more about it. I'm like, oh, you know, it's called Delia's Dark Side, and I tell, like, a lot of crazy sex stories and stuff. Oh, really? Tell me some of your crazy sex stories. Like, what? And I'm like, well, I talk a lot about necrophilia and stuff. He's like, oh, really, necrophilia? Hmm, that's interesting. And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, so what do you think, why do you think people are into that? I'm like, well, you know, a lot of people are into it because, you know, they, you know, get off on, you know, being able to fuck something that can't speak back or run away. So he's like, and I can tell that he's getting really intrigued by me because his receding, his hairline is starting to recede and run way back, even further away from his face. So I can tell he's looking all surprised and, like, all interested in what I'm talking about. He's like, oh. Oh, really? And so does that turn you on? I go, it doesn't turn me on when I get horny, but he's like, oh, I see. And then I say, and I talk about swinging, too, and his eyes got really wide because I don't think that he knew that I knew that they were swingers. And so I was like, yeah, you know, I talk about, you know, polyamorous and all this stuff, like, you know, swinging and all that shit, too. He's like, oh, really? Oh, wow. What do you think about that? I was like, you know, I think it's cool or whatever. And I was, like, kind of scared to say this, but I was like, yeah, you know, I've been talking to my husband about, you know, probably swinging or something. He's like, oh, really? He got really excited at that point. I'm like, dude, send me your little receding hairline ass down. Just chill. I don't want to swing with you. So there's more and more people start coming in, and at this point I'm just, like, looking around the table because I'm drinking my Tom Collins, and I'm looking at all these people. It's like you're, like, on the outside looking in. The way these people interact was weird. And I'm like, dude. Like, I don't know. I started calling at that point, I called them the groovy ghoulies because they're just, like, all fucking groovy ghoulies. Like, I swear to God, I went down to watch the band for a little bit. When I came back up, homeboy John's wife was sitting on Alton Brown's lap. Fucking these two chicks were, like, talking, like, very face-to-face. Like, they were about to start fucking right there on the table. And I'm like, well, let it go. But I got pissed off because one of the ladies was sitting on my coat, and I didn't like that. Because, you know, like, when you put your coat down, and, like, you have the long part, you know, sitting on the seat, the bitch was sitting in my coat. And I was like, when I got up, I was like, uh, homie, you got to move right now. It's like, you got to get the hell up out of here. She's like, oh, is that your jacket? Yeah, and you're sitting in it. Like, I don't know where your ass has been. You've been fucking, like, all these different couples and stuff, and now you want to sit your little nasty, sweaty ass on my coat? Get the fuck up out of my coat. So that's when I was just, like, kind of not feeling them. Anyway, needless to say, my girl was, like, super drunk, and she couldn't handle her lick. She couldn't handle herself, and they just all got up and left her. And I don't know. I think they all went probably to somebody's house and had, like, a nice fucking orgy or whatever the fuck. But I was like, ugh, those ugly motherfuckers can have each other. And that's what I mean by what I say. Why are swingers ugly? So that's the show today. It's about swingers. 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