Sexual health, toy reviews, and internet oddities

hey there this is kate rider and you are listening to the sweet release here at skid row studios real radio on the internet i am so sorry i missed you last week i was feeling under the weather but i am back and i have a lot of great things to tell you um so two things happened to me this weekend uh first of all i discovered that my nipples can get so hard at the gym i can probably break dicks with them and second of all i had one of these strongest orgasms i've ever had in my entire life and i literally passed out afterwards um and not like passed out passed out but i kind of like fell asleep i it's a long story i'll have to tell you later um so i want to start with hard nipples at the gym uh first of all i don't really think there's ever been a complaint about seeing a woman's hard nipples when she's working out because it can get really hot but i was sitting there on the on the bench in front of the mirrors and i was doing my my normal lifting routine and all of a sudden i i look over and i see my tits are so blatantly hard i had no idea what the hell happened it was like they were speaking to everyone in the gym like hello look at me look at me um it was the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen and you know i i was so embarrassed i'm like holy hell how long has these fuckers been out like this like i'm wearing a sports bra you know a pretty thick tank top thinking that they're being covered and they're not they're just they're they're there um my nipples get hard in general uh they're always hard doesn't matter if it's cold or if it's warm i can actually take my bra off right now and show you that they're probably extremely hard um and i actually i probably will in a few minutes but once they start getting hard there's no stopping them they're like uncontrollable missiles like begging for attention um so there i am you know trying to get buff and i i kept laughing because i was so embarrassed and i wanted to cover myself up but i didn't have my sweater with me um so i ended up you know going home and buying a a padded more padded sports bras some bandages and i brought some really bright sneakers and i was hoping okay well you know next time i go to the gym i'll wear my bright sneakers and all the attention will be on their neon colors versus my hard tits um so you know i'm thinking about it thinking about it and i'm like you know i get so uncomfortable that my my boobs are out like that and i didn't understand why because really i don't think a lot of people are paying attention at the gym um especially especially men in general you know they're they're in their corner and they're doing their deadlifts and they're grunting and they're moaning and they're sitting there like you know doing their their leg presses and there's too many plates on there that you can like hear them kind of fart when they like push out hard enough and you know it's like they're not paying attention to me and they're like i'm not going to do this and nipples that's the last thing on on their plate i think if anything um you know women kind of notice it a little bit more than men um and that's just because we're very observant in general but you you have different kinds of women at the gym as well you know you you have the the girls who text versus working out um but they're wearing this you know perfectly matched uniform for their their workout routine which is texting and a little bit of abs probably lululemon which you sweatpants are tight it's like you're going to be sweating your vagina is going to be sweating all over these things for an hour and you're going to pay that much money for them it's just not even necessary and then you have the overly buff women who can probably kick every dude's ass in the gym and then makes the the in-between people like me at the gym trying to get buff feel like i'm not working hard enough um but i think it's the ones who are texting you know the younger women who are texting and and worried about looking cute versus you know actually working out those are the ones that are going to look at the woman's nipples walking by and they're going to immediately start judging them um and that's what we do we see women and we judge them like why are her tits out what a whore you know um so i i really don't think that men notice it and i decided i i wanted to ask one of my guy friends so i said hey what do you think of a woman when she walks by in the gym and she's wearing you know she's got her nipples coming out and he says oh what do you mean nipples coming out like like she's flashing the gym and i said no no no not flashing but i mean her nipples are coming out like you can see them through her shirt they're that hard and he says oh there's there's no complaints in that department he says if anything he looks at it as a testosterone booster so he looks over he's working out and he sees hard nipples and it makes him want to work out even harder then he says when his workout is getting really tough and there's a pretty girl next to him and there's a beautiful view of her hard tits it makes the pain go away he he said this and it made me laugh so hard because i'm like really that's that's what you think of women's tits so here i am thinking like okay well i don't want my tits to make someone's workout easier like what about me i don't have anything nice to look at like what if dudes got boners when they're doing you know when they're pressing something they've got their boners like and women's are staring at their crotch like okay this is gonna make my workout so much tougher um it's just it's really funny it really is to me honestly i can't handle my tits being out like that it really makes me uncomfortable but when i see a beautiful woman walk by and her tits are showing through a tank top to me it's like okay there's this confident woman walking by she obviously works out she's obviously comfortable with her body she looks good and you know her nipples are probably there for moral support or something and then when i'm home and like you know i i feel kind of bummish like oh i don't know if i want to go to the gym i just immediately think of nipples and then i'm like oh i should probably go to the gym you know at least i have something nice to look at um for me though it's really distracting so i sticking with the bandages and the uh thicker sports bras at this time um so the other thing that happened to me this weekend was i had one of the strongest orgasms of my entire life um before i explain i i went on set uh last week for my job and uh during the uh one of the films that we were um producing he let me do my my producer let me do some directing and i'm directing and and one of the main porn stars wanted to do a scene about the the deep spot because we like educational videos um i don't know if you've ever heard of the deep spot it's not the g spot the deep spot's a little bit further um it's right before the cervix so if you go a little too far a woman can feel it and you can kind of make her uncomfortable so it's you know you have to kind of communicate and talk to her a little bit to find where it is but once you hit that spot it can cause one of the most intense orgasms a woman can experience um so the way they showed us in this video is is this guy is you know fucking one of the porn stars and right before she's ready to come she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go she's ready to go so i took out the Hitachi which i brought on the first show i was like i want to go i want to go which I brought on the first show we did a review on. Just FYI, this thing is so strong and I don't recommend putting it right against your clip because you can literally desensitize yourself if you use it too often. So I kind of use it to just glaze over it very lightly and it gives like the perfect vibration. So I get on top and I'm riding him and I'm getting comfortable and then I position myself so that I can feel his entire dick inside me and I'm like, okay, I'm at the perfect position. I said, hey babe, don't move. He's like, what do you mean? I'm like, don't move, don't pump. Like I'm gonna do the work here. I'm just gonna see if I could do this. So I was comfortable, I was positioned and I leaned a little bit forward and I took the Hitachi and I rested it right above my clit but also right over his pelvic bone. So the way I did it, you can feel him vibrating at the same time so I can feel his dick kind of pulsating inside of me and that's what kind of set it off. So within two minutes, no joke, two minutes go by, I grab onto him so hard. I made his like, I think I pulled out a chest hair or something. I don't know, but he started bleeding and I came and I was like, I was screaming and I was shaking and my body was sweating and I was flushed and it was so intense. It wasn't like a normal orgasm. Usually I can finish and keep going after that but this was more of like I finished and I literally just kind of felt myself passing out. So I kind of fell over to the side. Like he's still inside me and I just pass out. I think I was out for maybe like two or three minutes tops and then he taps me. He's like, hey, hey, are you okay? Like, are you all right? And I was like, what? And I got startled. I didn't know what happened. So I was like, what the fuck happened? He goes, you just came and you passed out on my dick. Like what the hell is going on? So I had to like sit there and take a minute and I'm like, oh my God, like the orgasm was so strong that I literally fell asleep and I thought I was sleeping for an entire night when he woke me up. It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever experienced. But I do have to say any men that are listening, if you don't know where the deep spot is and you're with your girl, I suggest you find it because this is definitely gonna be one of the strongest orgasms you can possibly give. And it is one of the most intense experiences that she can ever feel. And I guarantee if you give it to her, she's not gonna look anywhere else for any other dick ever. We are gonna take a little bit of a break, but when we get back, I have a few more things to share with you. I finally used that anal hook and I wanted to review on that. And I wanna talk about getting turned on during professional massages. And I also wanna talk about some period sex because I got my period last weekend and it kind of made me feel like I needed to do a Kate's time of the month segment. So again, you're listening to the sweet release here at Skid Row Studios. This is Kate Ryder and we will see you in just a couple minutes. I'm locked inside my bedroom looking at the pictures up on the wall. I need a little elbow room. I need space, man. That ain't all. Yeah, get home fresh then, you know. The folks jump on my case. Hit a job with the dishes out with the trash bag in its place. Some day when I'm a man gonna put them in their place. Cause my old man's a fat dough she's got a pot belly for a mouth. Maybe my old man's a fat dough but you know he owns this house. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I don't feel like a prisoner. I don't feel like a bastard case. I heard the radio up to 10, and you know I found my place. Yeah, get a job, put the dishes out, put the trash back in its place. Now that I'm a man, I'm gonna piss right in their face. Cause my old man's a fatso. He's got a bad truck before a mouth. My old man's a fatso. But you know he owns this house. Welcome back, this is Kate Rider, and you're listening to the Sweet Release here at Skid Row Studios. So as promised, I have a segment for you, and it is called Kate's Time of the Month. This segment's gonna be about period sex, because I really think that every man should get his red wings at some point in time. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. Period sex is absolutely phenomenal, and it's phenomenal because it's a way of getting people to get their period sex. you to do whatever you'd like with. You know, you think about it and a woman bleeds every single month for a week. Now, if you add up all of those days, how many days is that without sex? That's insane. Are you like, is that even okay for a woman to go that many days without sex? That's not even okay. So I think that you should just man up and you should do it. First of all, you know, I don't understand why so many guys get grossed out by the subject. You know, I think the biggest thing for men is they feel like the woman is going to squirt blood and spray blood all over the place. Let me just tell you something. This is not a GWAR concert. I don't know if you've ever seen GWAR live, but they get on stage and they're wearing these crazy costumes and they have these crazy like machine squirt guns and they shoot out fake blood and probably semen. I don't know what they mix it with, but it's like this thick bloody liquid all over the audience. That's not what it's like when you have sex with a girl on her period. It's almost like when you're taking a shower and you're standing. The period kind of stops. The flow stops. Same thing when you're swimming or you're in the water. So when you have period sex, it's pretty similar. And, you know, it's like I talk to so many guys and, you know, they say, oh, well, I'd just rather put it in her ass. It's like, okay, you put it in her ass so you're not afraid of getting a little poop on your dick or you're totally okay with having unprotected sex with a bunch of different women. So you're not afraid of herpes or gonorrhea, but you're afraid of a little blood. It doesn't make sense. Does it? It's, um, I think, you know, period sex is just everything about it is great. And, you know, a woman gets so turned on when she's on her period and she wants your dick so bad when she's on her period that it's not something that you should even think about saying no to. No, I'm not saying that you should go down on a woman when she's on her period because nobody wants to eat it. And I'm not saying that you should even use your fingers if you don't want to. But put on a condom and fuck your girl. She wants it. You know, a woman's sex drive increases when she's bleeding every month. And, you know, with the hormones fluctuating and the increased blood flow down there, it actually makes us feel a little bit sexier and it makes us feel warmer. And on top of that, blood is like a natural loop. And the fact that you are less likely to get pregnant while having sex on your period makes us want it even more. Now, I would say if you've if you've never done it before, maybe do it on the second or even the third day when the blood flow is not, is strong and just put a towel down if you're nervous about standing the sheets and, you know, wear a condom. It's fine. It's totally fine. I actually it's really funny because I have a story about having period sex, but I had sex actually. It was on the first day. I was so incredibly horny that I was like, I need to do this. And I even had pretty bad cramps. But I was like, you know what? Sex is going to fix it. Everything's going to be fine. So I was with the guy I was dating and he was totally fine with the idea. And we put down a towel. And I get on top because I love getting on top. I like being in control. And I'm going for it and I'm riding him. And all of a sudden I hear him and he goes, baby, God, you're so hot. He's turning me on. I'm like, oh, is everything OK? He's like, you're just so wet. He's like, you're you're dripping. And I stopped for a second. I'm like, I'm I'm dripping. Oh, oh, oh, I'm on my period right now. You know, it took me a second to really remember that I was on my period. So I'm on top. And I kind of like lean over and I look down and I'm like, oh, shit, that's that's not my my juices. That's not I'm happy to see you. That's I'm bleeding from my vagina right now. And I literally lift up and this is going to sound so gross. But you know what? I don't give a fuck. The blood was literally dripping down the side of his cock. And we're both looking at each other and I'm explaining to him like, hey, we need to go and clean up maybe because you're you're you're cock's bleeding. And luckily, he has a sense of humor. So he he picked me up and he runs into the shower and we get into the shower and we start finishing our sex in the shower and just cleaned up. And, you know, not a lot of guys are that open in terms where it doesn't really gross them out to to get that. And, you know, they immediately see a little bit of blood and they're like, oh, this is disgusting. It's all my dick. It's on my skin. You know, I have to clean up. But in all reality, it's just blood. I mean, think about it. You guys, and you want to come all over our chests. You want to come in our ass. You want to come on our face for that matter. And a lot of girls take it like a champ. You know, you release your liquids and your fluids and we take it. We even drink it, not like drink it from a cup. But you know what I mean? We swallow. And then, you know, a girl bleeds. Poor thing. She's she's got cramps and all she wants is sex. And you're scared of a little bit of blood. So I just think that, you know, I think that's a good thing. And I think some of the best positions for it, if you're trying to be on the cleaner side, just do it in the shower. If you don't want to do it in the shower, do it missionary style, because, you know, it's all about gravity. If she's laying on your back or on her back, the blood's obviously going to stay where it is. But if it's the second or the third day of her period, it's really not going to come out as much as you'd imagine. And it's definitely not as gross as you'd imagine it to be. So that's that's pretty much my, you know, sums up period sex for me. And, I think a lot of women in general really like it. But a lot of a lot of them are kind of taken back by the fact that it can get really messy and they're really embarrassed. It took me a really long time to be comfortable with that. But, you know, getting your period is a natural thing. Everyone knows that it happens. It's not a big secret. And it's just something that I feel like people should be more comfortable with. It's the same thing with talking about sex in general. You know, people get really uncomfortable with it. And then once they are more comfortable, things are a little bit easier and people, you know, they're more comfortable with it. And then once they're comfortable, things are a little bit easier and people, you know, they're more comfortable with it. And it's not so much of the shock factor, I should say. You know, it's like, oh, they're used to hearing it. And it's the same thing with a woman getting her period. You know, same thing with pooping. You know, I have so many friends who talk openly about all of those things. It's like, you know, if you're with someone and you care about them and you care about them when they're horny, just have sex with them on their period. It's not a big deal. So the other thing I wanted to talk about was getting turned on by professional massages. I got a professional massage last weekend or two weekends ago, actually. And I don't know about you, but when I get them, I get so unbelievably turned on. It doesn't matter if it's a male or if it's a female. It just makes me insanely crazy. And I think there's a few different factors that go with that. For one, the submission factor. You are in this room. They ask you to undress yourself and you have to get on this bed and your face down. Your ass is up. Your body is completely naked. And you're, you know, your face in this little, little hole, like at the top of the chair or the bed that you're in. You can't see when they come in. So first of the submission thing, you're naked, you're free for whoever to come in and start touching you and rubbing you down. The second factor, I think, is the stranger thing. Everyone gets turned on by fucking a stranger. In my opinion, I think so. It's one of the hottest things that you can do. Now, not knowing what this person looks like is even more of a turn on because you get to use your imagination. And that's, that's the third factor, I think, that goes into this. You know, you, you're laying there naked and you're ready to get your massage and this woman or this man walks in and they start touching you, but you don't know who they are. You don't know what they look like. So what I like to do is kind of use my imagination a little bit. And I start to imagine like, okay, there's this woman. Her hands are really soft. And I start imagining what she would look like or what I would want her to look like. And then I just start getting really turned on. I don't know if I'm, you know, if I'm just perverted. I don't know if more people feel that way, but I actually got so turned on this last visit that when she left and she asked me to, you know, put my clothes back on and come back out for the water, I felt myself between my legs because I felt I was getting wet. So I kind of wanted to check before I got dressed and I was soaking wet. I didn't know what to do. I was like, I'm going to do. I was like, okay, I'm really horny. I'm wet. I'm ready to go. So I literally masturbated on the table before putting my clothes back on and going to get my water from this masseuse. I know people might think it's weird, but I can't help it. I'm just a horny person like all the time. So I actually went out and I talked to this woman and I asked her, I obviously didn't tell her that I masturbated all over her bed, but I asked her, I said, you know, do you have a lot of patients that you massage that get turned on? Do you have any issues with it? How is it with women and men? And she says, actually, women get more turned on than men do. And there's different signs. So I asked her about the signs. I'm like, how do you know when a woman's getting turned on? And, you know, she said one of the biggest things is the back of the thighs and the back of the knees get very, very hot. And then when you start touching the neck area, her heartbeat will increase rather than decrease. Now, when you're getting a lot of people who are getting a massage, you're supposed to be as relaxed as possible. And your heart rate actually decreases a lot and you get super relaxed. But when they get turned on, the complete opposite happens. She says the back of the knees is another spot that gets really hot. And actually, the back of the knees is a woman's one of the biggest erosions and stones on a woman's body that a lot of men don't know about. But it's very sensitive, even behind the elbows as well. It's very sensitive. So, you know, I was talking to her a little bit about it. And she said that she, most women get turned on, but they don't obviously act on it. No one does anything inappropriate. But she said she was massaging one guy and he got up and had a boner. And when he came to get the water, she felt so uncomfortable because she didn't know what to do. But, you know, when I was getting massaged, like, I think the biggest thing is, you know, getting touched in certain areas. When they're focused on your lower back, like right here, they're not going to be able to get that. They're going to be able to get that. And so when they start massaging your upper back, right above your ass, they literally start massaging your ass cheeks or they start using it as a punching bag. And they do that, like, you know, this, this, this movement, the chopping and it makes you jiggle and you're just like, what the fuck is going on? But when they start massaging an essential area like that, they really start to get into it. And sometimes, whether it's a woman or a man, when they start massaging your, your ass, they go in between the thighs a little bit and they'll start massaging your upper thighs, but they'll kind of do like a squeezing sensation. And the last time this happened, I swear I felt her fingers like kind of rub up against the side of my vagina. And I got so turned on and I'm thinking to myself, like, this is probably really bad. But if this woman tries to finger bang me right now, I'm just going to go with it. You know, you just getting massages like that is, is a huge turn on. And I, I think, you know, when I've talked to men about it and ask them about it, and they said one of the things that it was similar to was when a girl sits on their lap for the first time and they get a boner and they're trying to hide it and they're not sure if they should be getting turned on or not. So it's kind of like, well, I shouldn't be turned on because she's just sitting on my lap, but you can't help it. They said, that's the same thing when you get a massage. But the funniest thing is the fact that women are definitely more prone to getting aroused during, during sensual massages or professional massages. And I just wanted to share that with you because, you know, it happened to me every single time. I was like, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. And so I was like, okay, am I just creepy? Like, why is this happening? But after talking to the masseuse, you know, she kind of assured me that it's a totally natural thing. Maybe not masturbating afterwards on, on the bed, but I guess that just adds to the excitement. Anyway, we are going to take another break. And when I get back, I have some stuff to share with you about the anal hook. And I also brought a cock ring to discuss that with you as well. So we'll be right back. 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And you can also do things like with the glass dildos, you can heat them up and you can also cool it down for a little bit extra pleasure. And then these balls here at the end, you can undo them just like that. But you want to make sure they're really tight before you put it in there because as my butt plug story, you already know things can get sucked up there very quickly. So here's the ball at the end. And it's got like the little twisty thing on top. And you can actually get different sizes and just twist it right back on. Make sure it's super tight. So it's not that large. When you look at it, it's a little bit scary looking. And then as soon as you start to use it, it's a whole different experience. I used it this past weekend and I've been trying to take it out probably maybe three or four times since I actually bought it. And I've been so afraid of it because I just I've never used anything like it. As you guys know, I love anal sex. I've talked about my anal stories before. And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to build the courage. And I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and do this. So what the woman told me to do before using it was to boil it in some hot water. Obviously, you want to let it cool before you put it in your ass. But that's just kind of sanitizes the whole entire thing. And that's the way you sanitize it before and after your use. Every single time you could just boil it or you can stick it in the dishwasher. But it's safe for probably just to boil it. So I decided to try it. And what we did is we tried to get me. As as warmed up and loose and ready as possible. So obviously, we did a little bit of regular sex. We had a little bit of anal sex and we used a lot of lube, which you definitely want to do. In this case, you don't want to use the desensitizing lubes because it kind of desensitizes the guy and the woman, but not in a comfortable way. The desensitizing lube can be really great for like first time anal because it kind of numbs the area in a way that allows you to be a little more comfortable. But in this instance. You really want to feel the ball and feel it positioned inside you. So if you're desensitized, it's not going to work as well. So what we did once I was ready for it, I was like, OK, I'm going to I'm going to try to do it. He the guy that I was trying it with, he started to put it in first. I got a little nervous and I couldn't really relax. So I was like, you know what? Let me try to do it myself. Now, unfortunately, I wasn't tied up. Usually you should be tied up. That's what this whole thing is for. And it keeps you. It keeps you. It keeps it in place. So I kind of just held it and I leaned over the bed and I kind of opened myself up and I slowly pushed it in. And then you can feel as soon as you put this this part in your butt kind of just like grabs onto it really, really tightly. And the first thing I thought of, because I'm still nervous about getting the butt plug stuck in my ass, was like, oh, my God, it's not coming out. It's not going to come out. So it took me a while to relax. And like I put it in and then I took it back out because I wanted to make sure that it can come back out. And I did that a few times. But my first impression was that it was really cold, obviously. And it was really hard. And it was at first a little bit uncomfortable. Like I wasn't used to the feeling and the sensation that it brings. But it's supposed to be used for like double penetration as well. So, you know, this is in your ass and it holds into place while they're fucking your pussy or, you know, playing with you or however you want to do it. But this is more of just like a settling thing. It's supposed to just kind of sit there. You're not supposed to fuck somebody with it like you would a dildo. So it was in my ass for a little while and it took me a while to get comfortable with it. And to be honest, I'm still not very comfortable with it. It was there for a while and it was kind of I felt I felt the sensation in different areas that were a little bit uncomfortable. And I think it's mostly because I was not used to the feeling. And then he was like, OK, he kind of waited for me to get comfortable. And I stayed still because I was afraid of it moving. It was very intense. That's the best way I could describe it. Really, it was one of the more intense feelings that I've ever gotten from a toy. So I was leaned over the bed and I didn't really want to move. And then he started to push himself, obviously, and penetrate my pussy while this was inside of me. And it was really difficult for me to take both of them, which is weird because we've done DP with dildos and with other toys. But the sensation that the anal hook brings this initially one more time is a little bit more. I guess brutal is the right word to use. It's definitely something that you have to kind of practice with and try to build your comfort levels with. So I had to take it out a few times and try it again and take it out again. And, you know, I'm still not 100 percent comfortable with it, but it's definitely something I want to try again. I when I was on set, I actually asked one of the porn stars about the anal hook. And I said, hey, have you ever used one before? And she said. Yes, I've used one before, but those are some of the more intense toys and a lot of people refrain from using them. I was like, wow. And anytime I mention it to anybody else, they're like an anal hook. Holy fuck. Like, what's an anal hook? But when I went, by the way, I got this at the Pleasure Chest, just like I get all the other toys that we do the reviews on here. The customer service there is absolutely incredible. They are very knowledgeable. They're very patient and they're willing to show you a variety of things, regardless if you ask for them or not. But when I went to go buy it, I just asked the woman behind the counter. I said, do you have anal hooks? And she goes, yes, right this way, ma'am. Like, no problem. Smile on her face. So I followed her and she had like a whole glass case. And there were the anal hooks, the separate balls, and there was a whole bunch of other metal things like stuff for foot fetishes, different things for like scratching and stinging. There was all the electricity stuff. But they were all in this like, you know, glass case with a lock on it. It was it was actually really intimidating. So you can get these hooks. They're about $80. They're definitely very versatile. You can use them for a lot of things. I think also they'd be really great for the G spot, not the deep spot in this case. And I think that's going to be my next my next experience with it. And that's only because it's very similar to the lollipops. The lollipops actually are a lot longer than this, but they have a ball on the end and it's supposed to hit your G spot perfectly. So this is kind of curved. So I think it can be. Really good use for it as well. So you can use it for a lot of different things. It's very easy to clean. They're really fun. They're a little on the intimidating side, like I said. But once you get comfortable with them, you can use it for so many different things. You can cool it. You can heat it up for like the added shock or the cooling sensation for the soothing effect. You can tie someone up with it and hold it into place. It's a great, great S&M play toy. So I definitely have a lot. More experimentation to do with this. But I wanted to kind of bring it up and show you guys because I know I mentioned it not too long ago. Hopefully we can get someone in the studio using it. Speaking of which, if anybody is interested, any women especially are interested and you're in the L.A. area and you're interested in trying some things on the air, just let us know. You could go to my Facebook page, which is a sweet release. You can like the page. You can send me a message or you can email me at Kate sweet release at Gmail dot com. Just send me. You know your name a little bit about yourself and where you're from. And we'll do like a little interview. And if you are interested, we can get you here in the studio and you could try some toys and we can have a really good time. Same thing, by the way, with any bands, any local bands who are unsigned. If you guys want to have any of your songs played in between any of our shows here at the station, you can let us know as well. Just send a message to the Skid Row Studios Facebook or to the Sweet Release Facebook and we'll go from there. So the other thing I wanted to do a review on. Was the cock ring. There are a ton of cock rings. There's the sorry. There's the vibrating cock rings. There's metal cock rings or silicone cock rings. There's all kinds. This one in particular is a rubber cock ring. And I'm going to go ahead and show you kind of stretchy, but it's also really thick. And what these are for is you put them either in front of the balls around the balls or right on the bottom of the shaft. And it's supposed to kind of cut the blood. And it's supposed to kind of cut the blood flow, restrict the blood flow to make your whole experience a lot more sensitive. Usually these are about, I don't know, say like about an inch or two. You can get different sizes depending on your size. The metal ones are a little bit more intimidating, I guess you can say. When I went to go buy them, we weren't sure which kind to use. And they always say if you've never used one to start with the rubber ones, which are these guys right here. So I'm sure you're wondering, well, how? How can you do a review? You didn't use it. But I did have a guy use one with me. So we put it on. And he said that the feeling was very similar to when, you know, when your arm falls asleep or if you're getting your blood pressure taken and your arm gets really tight and tingly. And then as soon as they take it off, it kind of like has a more intense sensation, like a release. Well, that's exactly what it's supposed to do for your dick. So he put it on first around his balls. He said it was very, very tight. And a little bit uncomfortable to kind of get used to. And then he kind of moved it up a little bit towards the bottom of his shaft. And it's supposed to make you stay last a lot longer as far as being hard. And it's supposed to also make you feel a lot thicker and a lot longer because it kind of makes you swollen almost from trapping the blood. So we tried it a little bit. And, you know, he was normal. He was fucking me the way he normally does. There wasn't any change there. But he definitely felt. There was an increase in sensitivity and he felt a lot bigger. I definitely felt that he was a little bit thicker. But it could have been just me because I knew that he had the cock ring on. But there's different sensations that you can feel with these. He said he didn't like it overall only because it made him bust his load a little bit faster. And from what I heard about these, it's supposed to keep you from blowing your load a little bit too early. It's supposed to make you last longer and stay hard a lot longer. But it was really difficult for him. He said that usually he can control when he wants to come. So if he's ready or I'm ready, he can hold off or he can come faster if I'm done. But with this, he said that he almost had no control and he almost just came all over the place. So we used it for a while. We took it off. We tried it again. Getting it off was really funny. He looked like he was actually in a lot of pain trying to get this thing off. It's super stretchy. But I don't imagine this feels that great on the dick. I think maybe the metal one. I don't know. The metal ones might be a little better. There's also the vibrating ones, which we've used. And those are also rubber. But then there's like a little vibrator attached to the top. And so when you're fucking your girl, you can also get the sensation for her for her clit. So there's a ton of different cock rings. This is just the one that we chose. We also got it at the Pleasure Chest. And they're like $3.99. They're super cheap. So, yeah, overall, those are the two toys. If you don't like the anal hook, you can use it as a coat hook. And if you don't like the rubber... Cock ring? You can use it as a hair tie, actually. I think it works as a hair tie. We're going to take a break. When we get back, I have a couple more things to talk about. Again, the video is going to be up soon. If you want to call in, I definitely take callers. You can call us at 1-800-893-9562. And again, this is Kate Ryder. You're listening to The Sweet Release here at Skid Row Studios. And we will see you shortly. We're smashed out of our heads. We're stuck. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. Hit the liquer. I think it's the graphic tunes of the best, best patch you could ever imagine. With smothers and so on. The very last second of it. The very last second of it. The very last second of it. The presents are opened and dinner is done. The ball games are over, the other teams won. So if he seems a little out of sorts, already bored with his new Christmas shorts, you can give his spirit a lift with just one more gift. Just a little Christmas blowjob will brighten up his day. Just a little Christmas blowjob will soothe his care away. 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I don't understand what all these people's issues are with fucking different... different foods. It's so fucked up. Anyway, so this kid's 18 years old. He lives in New Hampshire and he decides to fuck a Hot Pocket on his Vine account and he films it. His reasoning was because it's cold in the winter in New Hampshire and because it was really funny. So he decides to do this. My guess is he heated it up and then he let it cool down, but he didn't really say much about it. And he recorded this whole thing and he put it on his Vine account, which just got actually kicked off. And now he's fighting for it. He's trying to get it back. He said that, you know, he did it because he wanted to get a lot of viewers on Twitter. He wanted to become like an internet star. At least he admits it. You have so many of these people doing all these crazy things on the air and, you know, they end up getting famous or people try too hard and they don't get famous. But he actually did this for the Vine account. And he said, you know, I'm not going to for the attention, not just for his own pleasure, which I guess is good. He says that he wants to do it again once his Vine account's back up and he's going to film himself fucking a donut. And I think he said a Pop-Tart. I can't remember. Crazy. So this kid's been really big in the news. And to me, I'm just like, I personally don't understand why someone would want to fuck some kind of food like that, especially a Hot Pocket. I mean, overall, it makes a little sense as far as it being comfortable, because if you see a Hot Pocket, it's like the it's like a little burrito. So you just cut up in the top, make sure the inside's cool and you slide it over kind of like what are they called? Like the fleshlights? Yeah, it's basically like a fleshlight. So, I mean, I guess it makes sense. There's some food in there. It's warm. It's nice and slimy. I don't know. So everyone's been talking about him and there's been a few interviews on it. And he was asked, you know, what's the best way to get a good look at your body? And he was asked the other day about his experience with the Hot Pocket and with women. And he says the question was, has the Internet fame helped you meet any girls? And he says, well, I've always had a big fan base anyway, but I haven't actually met anyone from it. But there's a lot of girls that were like turned on by it somehow, which I thought was really cool. There were a lot of girls that were like, is it weird that you're doing all that makes me so attracted to you? So you get these responses from people who are like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. You get responses from these women and you're just like, OK, now they're trying to get famous or trying to hop onto the famous bandwagon is basically what they're doing, because I don't think any women in their right mind would be turned on by the fact this 18 year old kid is fucking a Hot Pocket. So then they said, when you get all those replies from people, did you hit any of them up? He says there were really so many and I tried to, but I'm pretty fucking busy, like more focusing on my tweets and my next stunt. But I mean, I text a few girls now. I'm not trying to be a huge man whore. I'm not trying to be a huge man whore. I'm not trying to be a huge man whore. I'm not trying to be a huge man whore. I'm not trying to be a huge man whore or anything like I just want to find someone nice. So his responses are just are really funny to me in the sense that he's actually serious about it. He says he's more focused on his tweets. He's more focused on his social platform and building a social platform than what people think about him fucking a Hot Pocket. And the fact that he, you know, decided to do this out of all things to to build his his famousness, I guess you can say, is really mind boggling to me. It's the same thing with the Swiss cheese guy and, you know, the other people that have these crazy stunts online. The last question that he asked was, so you'd rather meet a nice girl than have a lifetime supply of Hot Pockets? And he said, no, I'd rather have a lifetime of supply of Hot Pockets any day, all day, every day. So this guy just really, really caught my attention because it immediately reminded me of a man who's a hot pocket. 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Our number is 1-800-893-9562. And the videos are going to be up shortly. We've been having some issues with those. So once we get those up, we'll let you know. But remember, you can tune in every Sunday live from six to seven at skidrowstudios.com. I'll be here. We'll all be here. And I'll see you next Sunday. Thank you so much for listening. This is Kate Rider. You were listening to The Sweet Release. Take care.