Chris Gore on WonderCon scandal, Tessa LaCoyle's bed of nails

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I think Noah gave a better blowjob, to be honest. And trust me, if anybody knows blowjobs, it's Josie Cat. Also, talking there, putting her in her two cents. That is Tessa LaCoyle. She was here when we first started in 2013. One of the best shows we ever had. 2014, another highlight show. 2015, you're back. Once a year. You can't get rid of me. I can't get rid of you. I don't want to get rid of you. But it's always a highlight, as you'll see, Chris. There's some amazing stuff happening. Why? What's going to happen? Well, I don't know. He said his voice cracked. Well, you'll see. First off, let me give you our sponsors real quick. And we only have two now, so that's good. Doomy's Home Cooking. You've been to Doomy's Home Cooking, I'm sure, right? What? Is this a real thing? Doomy's Home Cooking. Oh, it's the best. Oh, it's so good. We might go after the show. That's what I was planning to do. But I would need a ride. But Doomy's Home Cooking is on 1253 Fine Street. Isn't it where the M Bar used to be? It's the best vegan restaurant you've ever had. The nachos, which are vegan, were voted one of the ten best nachos. It was in L.A. by the L.A. Weekly. It is hands down the best chicken salad I've ever had in my life, and there's no chicken in it. Wow. Get the creme brulee. Creme brulee is delicious. Creme brulee is good? It's so good. It's vegan creme brulee. The pulled pork is supposed to be fantastic. They have fried chicken. This is all vegan. Wow. If you're in L.A. or you're visiting L.A. Because we have a worldwide audience. We have people listening in Russia, Australia, England. But if you're visiting L.A. Do we really? We have people. We really do. Wow. That's impressive. I'm not bullshitting. Especially now. We've got a big star on the show. We have Chris Gore. That Chris Gore is on the show. Big star. I'm here. You're probably big in South Africa. I don't know. 1253 Vine Street if you're in Los Angeles. Also, go to darkmarkshow.com. Ignore the stamps.com because they've just pulled their sponsorship. But go to... I failed anything anyway. Come on. We still have audible.com which is good because you can get Chris Gore's song, Celebrity's Poop, for free. Celebrity's Poop for free? Celebrity's Poop for free. I brought a copy of Celebrity's Poop. Celebrity's do poop. Right. But is it for free? But your song... You should have it on for free. Your song... It's on eBay. I brought you a sticker. Oh. Oh, I appreciate that. You put it somewhere in the studio. Right. Right. Now that all the stickers have been pulled down. Oh my God. I'll put their end to that. I'll put them on my car. Just a second. It will be the only one. I appreciate that. I'm getting this. Did I ever give you it? I'm trying to remember. No, no. You did not. You did not. You were going to bring it up. I listened to your album, by the way. Yes. There's a reason you are called Dark Mark. Okay. Well, before... Dude, that album... Go to audible.com. You can get any kind of book you want. You can get Stephen King books, comedy albums, whatever you want. How was that play with Dracula, with Tim Curry, Alan Cumming, and All Star Cast? I know you downloaded that, Josie. I did. Was that great? Amazing. The Stephen King books are great on audible.com. Don't even have to read it. Just listen. First of all, I listen to Audible books all the time. One of my favorite books I just read from audible.com is... Right. It's all about a theory about how society is structured around assholes. Right. It's why we have laws. That's why we have so many. It's an incredible book because it, first of all, defines what an asshole is. I mean, people are... We're all human. Right. They're good and bad. We have good and bad days, whatever. But being an asshole is someone who's consistently a self-centered, narcissistic sociopath for the most part. Chris Gore, please tell me about the asshole. Oh, yes. That's our conversation we were having. So, you're the expert. Please tell us. I'm the expert. I'm the expert. I'm the expert. I'm the expert. I'm the expert. I'm the expert. I'm the expert. What is an asshole, Chris Gore? The book is great because it goes through a definition of what an asshole is and how much society has been altered to accommodate asshole behavior and just try to curb it. Every law is just related to someone who did an asshole thing before. That's why a law was created. I'm going to download that book. I was like, I think I'll download that too. In any case, it's a really good book and it's on audible.com. I'm trying to help you with your plug. I appreciate that. I love audible. Say that book again. Asshole's a theory and it's a real book. You can get that for free if you go to audible.com, but go through to darkmarkshow.com because you get the book for free, 30 day free trial. What's the doubt? Do you have like a code you enter? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. You just go to my website, darkmarkshow.com. Darkmarkshow.com. Click on the audible banner ad right next to my smiling face. Right. Gets you right to audible. You sign up with your Amazon account. Pick a book. I'm going to do a little bit of a It's a creepy smiling face. Since you mentioned it, Chris, please stroke my ego and tell me what you thought of my comedy on my lap so hard I cried. Yeah. 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It's not, I mean, I'm like trying to think like, when do I get to laugh? It's a really dark story. It's more of a one-man show than a comedy. But the story where I explained to my dad what bronies are? Yeah. That was funny. Okay, yes, yes. Yes, yes. I think anything brony related is funny. Well, Tessa McCoyle. I love bronies. I love bronies. I'm not a brony. I'm a Pegasister. You're a Pegasister. I'm a Pegasister. What's your name? I don't know the difference. It's like the female version of brony. Oh. Right. But we're not dudes. Oh, I just thought because it's. So we're Pegasisters. So what do the bronies think of Pegasisters? I think they're scared of us because they're scared of women. Okay. Okay, so why are you a Pegasister then? I love my little pony. Okay. MLP dude all the way. Applejack is my spirit animal. Okay. Because I don't get it. Please explain it to me. Well, I think it's a wonderful series that does a fantastic job at representing all walks of life, being able to live together and correspond and get along in a positive manner. And it definitely is a kid's show. A little girl show. Well, unlike most animated shows that I watch, you know, if you're going to talk about the stuff that I watch on Adult Swim or whatever, like it's animated, but it definitely has subversive undertones or overtones to it. MLP is very much a kid's show that's designed for children, but adults can still watch it and pull life lessons and family values out of it. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and so, like, oh boy. By the way, by the way. Those children are going to be so screwed up. It's not like that at all. And by the way, Tessa, I'm so glad that you put your antenna in for the show. I did. I don't like to drive with them so I have to put them in at the last minute. Oh, so you were putting them in the parking lot? Well, no, just when I walked in. Oh, okay. Yeah. And those are nice. Is there a specific name for those antenna that you have on? These are my special occasion antennas. Oh, it's the anniversary party antenna. They're really cool. Are you picking up anything? Beep, beep, beep, beep. No. Not yet. Well, I mean, I do hear voices but I think that's, that has nothing to do with the antenna. in your head. Don't listen to it. The committee? Yeah. Your love of My Little Pony segues very nicely because I got to get it out of the way, Chris. You have been in the news. You've been on social media quite a lot lately. There's a big WonderCon scandal involving you. Please explain to us what's going on with Chris Gore. I read something about it. this weekend. Well, real simply, I, for the last, like, couple years, I've been doing a show at conventions. We're talking about comic book conventions. Yes. And I do a show that is fun that people that attend the convention enjoy attending and it's called Fanfic Theater. And what it is, is, is we have people, one of two things happens, or one of three things, actually. People bring their fanfiction and we read it. Or, we find fanfiction, get permission from the audience, from the author, and we read it. And whose way? Or, or someone is invited to the panel, they write fanfiction for the panel and we read fanfiction that's written based on audience suggestions. So, for example, Frank Conniff from Mystery Science Theater 3000 wrote an essay called Pacific Rim Meets Godzilla. And in it, the robot from Pacific Rim gives Godzilla a rim job. Nice. So, now fanfiction is something that a lot, a lot of people that get into, like they want to be fiction writers, they want to write, you know, they want to do creative writing. One of the first ways that a lot of people delve into creative writing is fanfiction. It's, I want to see, I want to see the further adventures of Harry Potter. So, they invent a scenario where Harry and Ron Weasley, it's mostly homoerotic because a lot of fanfiction is homoerotic. Not about the MLP fanfiction. Well, some of that. Some of it is. No, you'd be shocked. There's even Pokemon slash fiction. We wouldn't be shocked. I support and love it all. It's people that, and I think sometimes the more outrageous the fanfiction, the better. There's one that I've read. It's Star Wars and it's a sort of Star Wars Transformers mashup where Optimus Prime ends up grafting the head of Jar Jar Binks onto his penis and fucking Princess Leia with his giant, enormous 10-foot cock. There's a lot of sexual fanfiction, but that's not the whole fanfiction. That's not open. That's not open. That's not open. That's not open. That's not open. Some of it is just weird, but I love it. I love it because it's so outrageously creative. So there were a small group of fans who took umbrage to this. They took umbrage. Right. And they complained to the WonderCon Twitter account and there were about 15 or 20 of them relentlessly sending tweets. We're talking about social justice warriors that want to shut shit down. And after, you know, you know, you know, about two days of doing this, the WonderCon people are like, this is actually getting some traction online. Like people are talking about it. The problem is it was just based on a description that I wrote. And the description was like, hey, performer, it said comedians reading fanfiction. But it was also the wildest and weirdest fanfiction, I think. Wildest and weirdest. Well, what am I supposed to say? Look, the thing is when I write a description for a panel and a program guide where you're looking at hundreds of different programs, what I'm trying to do is fill it with hyperbole to get people to show up to my panel. I understand. I'm not going to say, the most literary, literate, and boring, and, you know, Not to say all literate fanfiction is boring. If I said the most earnest. There's very little literate fanfiction. Yeah, the most earnest and honest fanfiction is not going to get. Look, I'm throwing in some hyperbole and some adjectives. So what? So this small group of people protested online and then WonderCon just decided, you know what? This isn't worth the trouble. We're going to cancel it. And here's my two points. And I agreed with them. I didn't fight them. I said I agree that canceling. He would have been the most So many people there. So it was, the fight was over the verbiage that you used in a description. Yes. That is correct. And no matter what I said to these people, I said we get permission from the fanfic authors. In fact, fanfic authors are on the panel. And I think that was the thing is that they thought they thought you were just picking fanfiction and goofing on it, which you were not doing. And even if I did that, I can fucking do that if I want to. And you can fucking do that and we can all do that. And the thing is, look, I've been going to a lot of fanfics And the other thing is, if you don't like it, don't go to the panel. Since I was a kid. Yeah, exactly. I've been going to conventions since I was a kid. It is such a great safe space to be able to just express. This is what I love about this sort of, and it's interesting because the goth fetish and nerd community intersect in many ways. Right. In the sense that it's a very accepting environment. You know, it's like, I have been to fetish and goth clubs and I've seen, I've seen wild and crazy and weird and insane stuff. And you know what? I applaud it. I love it. Someone's got a full latex Star Trek The Next Generation outfit. Tessa does. With the pussy cut out. Tessa does. You know, I mean, like, I love that. I love people being able to say I'm free to express who I am in whatever way. No one is made fun of at a goth club or a fetish club. Absolutely. I agree with you 100%. At a convention. And it should not be that way. What has begun to creep in is nerds bullying and getting other nerds in the interest of shutting people. And it's very disconcerting. Are these real nerds? They're giant Twitter mobs that I feel start with trolls that are not actual nerds, but then ideas, both sides just get riled up and it's all about Twitter, really. It's their little bit of power that they could get behind the computer. Because that's why everybody's a fucking nerd. It's cool to be a nerd now. You were ahead of the curve. You started from the beginning. Please don't say nerd before it was cool. Every week, there's another nerd battle in the community. Because that's sort of everyone here. Yeah. It's true. But you, starting Film Threats, and actually gave a forum for people like Tarantino, Kevin Smith, that actually, and you were, you were, you know, talking about Star Wars and other things and writing about a lot of these, a lot of these things that are now, that were underground then in the 90s that are now mainstream. So you were ahead of the curve. And that's why you go to all these conventions, you're invited to all these conventions, you're invited to panel at all these conventions. Well, I think, you know, everyone here, everyone here, everyone here, everyone here on this podcast was ahead of the curve, at least in our ideas. It's finding your tribe and finding a way to be able to express yourself. And if you're really lucky, you can express yourself and make money doing it. But that's, that's a whole other, that's another, that's another podcast. Right. You're on Geek Time, you're on Attack of the Show. I mean, I'm turning to a thing. Well, some of it does. I mean, some of it does. I've been, I've been pretty smart about, smart about my career in terms of stuff I've decided to do and whatnot. I was going to ask you. I try to find a way, I try to find a way to have it make money. But making money is not my primary reason for doing things. I was going to ask you, I never asked you, a couple, a couple of times, like with, with, with Siskel and Ebert, and I always love Siskel and Ebert. I know Richard Rober's helping you with your film thread. We'll talk about film thread a little bit later, but. Let's talk, let's talk with other people too. Let me ask you one question. Sure. When Siskel died and also when Roger Ebert got sick, were you ever approached to possibly be the second critic? No, they did. They did. When they were doing the round, when they had guests on, and I, they just, I just never got through the rotation, but that, I don't know. I think I would have felt weird. I'm glad I didn't do it. Really? I'm glad I didn't do it. Yeah. As a film critic, wouldn't that be. I never consider myself a film critic. I'm not very, I'm not the best one out there. Right. For sure. I'm more lean towards, like, if I have the choice between make a really smart film comment. Right. Or make a joke. What I try to do is combine the two. Right. More than anything and be funny, but being funny is more where my instinct is. Right. So I prefer to do that and I prefer to wrap, you know, maybe a complex concept within a joke. Right. So, there you go. And Josie has, she actually left the show in February and a lot of people are upset. A lot of time off. Well, a lot of people, first off, didn't know you were gone. A lot of people were like, oh my God, even after I made the announcement, they're like, what happened to Josie? There's no beef between us. No. There's no beef between you and Nicole. So what have you been doing since the show went up? You guys, you guys so fucked. Well, it's really funny because I don't think people know this, but me, Josie and Mark are actually friends outside of the studio. So, oh, by the way, by the way, Nicole, when I told you, this is before you were ever the co-host. I told you, I mentioned that or you saw that I had Chris go around before and you were very excited. You're like, wow, great booking. Oh yeah. I mean, we're in similar circles. I'm not sure I said that, but I'm guessing that's how I interpret it. But I'm like, oh yeah, he's a good get. I think that's exactly what I said. Okay. Oh wow. Yeah. So, so, so Nicole's the new co-host. So Josie, but you, you've been filming reality shows. I have. I have. I was traveling and well, I, I did one on TLC and then, um, can you describe the outfit you were wearing on the one that is on TLC? The outfit? It was very little. Um, no, there was like, you, you're, you're, you're swapping outfits. Oh, the new one, the new show. I can't, I, I signed like 20 non-disclosures on this. They're getting crazy with these contracts. But let's say, let's say, let's say Josie's wearing something you would never expect her to wear. I, if I say that in an air, I say that Mark and I just picture her wearing a lot of clothes. Like fully covered. Like a down parka. Anyway, it's, it's very funny the episode that we did because, um, I, I basically kind of do a swap with someone, a life swap with someone that would be an unlikely candidate and I'm definitely an unlikely candidate for them and it, it makes, it makes for good reality. So, so you've been busy and you've been finishing your video. Yes. Um, it's Piss Ant's 20 year anniversary. 20 years in punk rock. Can you believe it? Continuously. Actually, looking at you, yes. Oh, fuck you. I had to do it. For all time's sake. Did you miss the fuck you? For all time's sake. Come on, I had to do it. Fuck you, Mark. Okay. You said you have so easy. I know, I did. So, yeah, we, um, I, I filmed, uh, with, uh, uh, Wasteland Weekend. Right. And, um, got some great footage and I'm gonna have a big party at Noise Factory, which is gonna be very apocalyptic and it's gonna be about a week before the movie comes out so I'm a little excited about that. I have a lot of work ahead of me. You know who's dancing at Noise Factory recently? Who? Tesla LaCoyle. I saw some pictures of her dancing at Noise Factory. Now, Chris, now let me introduce you to Tesla LaCoyle. She used to be known as Danny Danger. Wait, I think I've seen pictures of you. Yeah, Mohawk? Yes. Yeah, that's me. I've seen you. That's me. Yeah, I think I've met you a couple times. I'm a con frequent. I have met you. I think I have met you at cons. Look what I saw. Yeah, like, you know, just sort of cheering you on. Well, speaking of pictures, I wanted to show a picture and I showed, I sent this to Josie and Nicole. It's on the screen for everybody to see. You can't see it, Chris, but it's Nicole, not Nicole, it's Tessa. I'm, I'm, please don't. It's Tessa McCoyle dragging a truck behind her with two hooks in her back. Well, which one? Which time? What are we talking about here? It's the one that was on your going away party. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like, you do it all the time. Yeah. You just stick a couple hooks in the back. Yeah, that's just another Monday night for her. Yeah, or Monday morning or Tuesday evening or whatever. I've, there it is. There's, there's the, there's the picture. Okay. I was going to, that's awesome. That's awesome. I got my phone. Apparently everybody in Arizona has a Mohawk, but, or did in 2002 or whatever that was. It was the apocalypse. Every, all of my roommates, I lived in a place called the Danger Compound named after myself. There were between six and nine roommates at any given time. And for the most part, we all had Mohawks. See all the people in the truck? There was easily 14 people in the flatbed of that truck. Oh, I had a Mohawk. I miss my Mohawk. I think, I think I need my Mohawk again. So, so what was the first time you did something that you, I mean, the first time I, I did a pull? Yeah. The first time I did a pull, I pulled a full-sized Toyota Tacoma uphill for 60 yards from two hooks in my back. Wow. That was the first time I did a pull. Now, was this truth or dare? Who taught you none of this? What do you mean? Like, it's always like truth or dare, dare. tow a truck. No, no, it's just, it was the community that I was raised in. Okay. Everybody tow trucks. That's what we do. Yeah. Honestly, like that's what you do. Like when you're a part of the body modification community, like that's kind of what you do in your free time. For example, I'm going to go hang out with some of my friends in North Hollywood. Literally hang out. Yeah, literally hang out. We're the hookers. Right. And we're going to go hang out on Easter and go hang from, you know, like trees in a park somewhere. Oh, okay. So you still, you still do suspension. Okay. You're going to be hanging from, I mean. Well, I'm definitely going to be throwing hooks. You're going to be hanging up from a tree in a park. Yeah. On Sunday. Happy Easter. Yeah. Well, I guess so. It's pretty Jesus-like. You're not going to crucify yourself. I have done crucifixion suspensions before. Yeah. I almost brought some Cadbury cream eggs, but not this time. Damn it. You know, I like to lick the filling out of things. I know. Next time, next time. But, but, but you, you, you're not doing that as much. Now you are a nursing student. Yes, I'm a nursing student. I'm almost done. I have about six months left in my curriculum and I'm in full-time clinicals right now. You changed your name to Tessa LaCoyle, which. I did about a year and a half ago. I just got the TLC thing like two days ago. get it. So my legal name was Danny Danger for the majority of my 20s. And then when I decided to go into nursing school, I didn't think that it would be a good idea with the last name Danger. Nurse Danger. Nurse Danger. So I wanted a name that was just as intriguing and interesting as Danny Danger, but a little bit less superhero and a little bit more professor. So I went with Tessa LaCoyle after Nikola Tesla. Right. And of course, now when I sign off on my nursing, nursing programs, it says nurse T. L. C. And you did something even more extraordinary, I think, than pulling a truck as you saved somebody's life recently. Yes, I did. I did. I was in clinical rounds and I was in a patient's room by myself, which as a nursing student, like even if you're in a graduate program, even if you're in your clinical rounds, you're still not technically allowed to do anything or administer anything unless you have a clinical instructor standing right over your shoulder. It's just a matter of, it's a matter of policy and it's a matter of liability. But I was in the room by myself because all I was doing was taking vitals from a patient next to this other patient. And the patient behind me went into cardiac arrest. Oh my gosh. And as a nursing student, by yourself, in a room with two patients, one of which is literally coding on you. And I have no idea how far behind me the other nurses are. Of course, you know, you hear the bings and the dings and the like, lights start going off. But I don't, in that moment, I don't know how long it's going to take until somebody else comes into the room. And the thought going through my head is, do I leave this patient to try and grab somebody? Do I stay with him? What do I do? The only thing that I knew how to do because I had no meds with me, I didn't have a defibrillator with me. That's all in the crash cart, which is, you know, kept where the actual nurses are. So I immediately turned around, re-gloved, and this patient who was pretty much comatose, non-ambulatory, elderly patient, all I could do was take his hand and I put his hand right here. And despite the fact that this man was... Like on your boobs. Because that would wake me up. Yes, her boobs woke this guy and saved his life. It was right above, right here. But between the subdermal implant and the chesticle over here. But, you know, you place the hand right here. Hold on, let me know. Could you demonstrate? No, go ahead. With my hand. I do... I have tachycardia, which basically is like a sped up heartbeat. I have... My heartbeat at rest is slightly faster than a normal person's heartbeat and my heart actually beats a little bit deeper. Do you attribute that to be because you have Vulcan or... Could be. It could be the Vulcan, for sure. So, no, I... Check out her ears later. Trust me on this. I put his hand over my heart and I looked at him and I said, can you feel my heartbeat? And, this man who could not speak, could not move, blinked at me. And I knew that meant that he heard me. Right. His heart slowed and matched my heartbeat. By the time the other nurses came in with the crash cart with the meds and the defibrillator, his heart rate had resumed normal. Like his heart rate was normal by the time they got back in there. Now to say that I saved his life, I don't think that that's necessarily the case. I think that's just not necessarily the case. I think that's just I think that, you know, if I wouldn't have been there, the nurses would have come in and been able to administer whatever meds they needed or use the defibrillator if they needed to. Now, did you get extra credit for this? I did get a stunning letter of recommendation from my clinical instructor. Very nice. Well, Chris, it's hard to top that story, but Film Threat... I can't stop. I can't top that story. Film Threat, which is the magazine... Now, I... When did you leave Film Threat? Because you started Film Threat in the 80s. No, I mean, not long ago. I mean, like I started it, you know, right out of high school in 1985. And I was like, And then it became a glossy... And it became like a glossy thing and whatever, so it was a print magazine. I remember the print magazine. Print magazines, it's like the internet but on really thin slices of wood. Right. It's kind of like this, but yeah. That's how they used to do it. That's how they used to disseminate information. A couple of decades ago. So, yeah. And they distributed videos and... Right, yeah. It was a whole... I mean, it was a whole thing to just support indie film and five years ago, I sold it to a guy who used to work for me and just through a couple of years of convoluted terms of the deal, the rights reverted back to me and I just, I can't afford to support a website anymore. I just can't afford it, especially one that's like with a... Anyways, so I've launched a Kickstarter to bring back Film Threat and DVDuesday, the segment I did on Attack of the Show. Right. So if you go to filmthreat.com, you'll get to check out all the different cool perks for my Kickstarter. I'm going to check that out, but... You'll see an extremely embarrassing video of me that has like a lot of people and a lot of footage where I look like a child. A mere child compared to the way I look now. Well, that's worth it. Is this a footage from when you directed the movie Red and you had a ponytail? No, but that was... Oh my God, I can't believe you remember that. I had a DVD at home. I brought it last time. Yeah, so I'm like, hey, I really want to do Film Threat right. I want to do a website. I want to expand the website, do an app. What's that? What? No, I'm looking at the website. You're doing pretty good. No. No, actually, technically not. With 20 days to go and only 10%, that's not great. I should be further along. If in a week I'm not at 50%, the chances are slim. So I really need everybody to help out. So if anyone is interested in some of the perks that are on there, just go to filmthreat.com. It redirects to the Kickstarter. Give us one example of a perk. If you go back... Well, I'll retweet you. And I've got like 350,000 followers on Twitter. Right, right. Which is actually something a lot of people have offered me money for. What's that? Can you tell the audience a few things? Oh, yeah. That's what I'm trying to get them to do. But yes. Yeah. But he wasn't. So I... What was I not doing? I reworded it. You're not pitching yourself. If you pledge $25 or more, you get a poster. Yeah. There's a... Yeah. $25 a poster. I think it's $75 a T-shirt. Right. But you get like all these... It's a bunch of really cool perks. You retweet. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff. Hoodie. There's all sorts of stuff here. Yeah. Is it the hoodie you were wearing? Are you wearing now? A shout out. I was just checking out that hoodie. A shout out on DVD Tuesday. I like the bat wings. I just made those out of leather. Here's the thing about DVD Tuesday. There's no DVDs anymore. Everybody's streaming. Don't you think that's weird? Well, that's true. So I can announce that the... Because I don't have the rights to DVD Tuesday. That was a segment on Attack of the Show. Right. The name of the new show will be called DVD Tuesday. Because that's how everyone used to mispronounce it. Ah. So have you come to terms with Ben Affleck as Batman? Are you kidding? I liked it. When I first heard, I was a little surprised. Then I'm like, look, you're casting a jaw when you're casting Batman. I happen to think that he's got... Casting a jaw. Yeah, you're casting a jaw. I feel like he's got excellent taste when it comes to, you know, just, you know... I mean, the guy should have won Best Director for Argo. Right. He got boned out of that. So, but, you know, I think that he's... Poor Ben. Yeah. I like... You know what? I believe in Ben Affleck. I think he's going to be a good Batman. But there was some backlash. There was some backlash in the beginning. You weren't sold on it. I wasn't completely sold at the beginning, but then it was like, the more I thought about it, I was like, no, he would be a really good Batman. All right. He started looking at that jaw a little more seriously. Yeah. Because Clooney had a nice jaw and that didn't work out. Yeah. But that wasn't necessarily his fault. Clooney's pretty much Clooney in every movie. Yeah, well, and that's when he was bobbing his head around a lot and that didn't quite work. Right. Now he's got the smoking hot, smart lawyer wife. Oh, and how's your love life? Because last time you were here, you were in a very... Relationship was... Oh, yeah. He was... And we brought Joyce Lee, the lovely... You had to bring it back. The lovely singer. Oh, no. Open that wound. You had to bring it back. No, I know. I just don't fucking care anymore. I'm like, I'm giving up. Yeah, like, look, I date a lot of girls and I have a lot of friends who are women. Most of my friends are women. Yeah, me too. You mean fuck buddies. No. Isn't it funny how people use that word? I'm a friend in Hollywood. I'm all... I do not think that word... I love... I love... Some of them fuck buddies. I would love to have a girlfriend. I would love to have a girlfriend. Right. I have many female friends and I think that they would not want me to be their boyfriend. I'm not really... It's sort of like that weird thing. I'm not into them as much as they're into me or vice versa. Right. Let me ask you a question. They're not into me as much as I'm into them. I have a serious question about this. I'm not talking about... What? I have a very important question. But it's weird. It's weird when you date when you're my age. I'm 49 years old. You're 49 years old. It's not as easy anymore because I've... I've dated girls in their 20s. Right. That's a waste of time. No, no. That's always good when they say you remind me of my dad. That's always great. I just want to know how many collectible toys he has. I have a lot. I have a dill. I've been in his house. Let's be honest. How many? I have a dill. Not as many as you would think. When you come to my place, my apartment is pretty awesome. I've been to your house. In our community, though, a lot of the girls have them too. It's... They do now. They didn't have them five years ago. They wanted them. Where I live, I have nerdy things, but also it's... I live like an adult, so... But Chris, I mean... I don't know. Chris and Tessa, back me up on this now. Tessa, you're an anomaly in many ways. Well, thank you. But five, ten years ago, women did not openly profess to like these nerdy things. I did. I know you did. I know you did. I played Mortal Kombat with my Barbies. I think it's become cool now, but I think it's also become open where it's like okay for a woman to say, I'm into... I read comics. I do this. I'm not faking this. Like a lot of... Ever since... But someone else faked it. Like some women who fake that they like sports and they really are not into it. Well, that's what I'm saying. Are some women faking that they're a nerd? I think that some are, but for the most part... I think some are. I don't think it's any more or less than people fake any other interest because they... You know, I really like kayaking because this hot guy likes to kayak. No, you don't. But I think it's the same. You're faking being a virgin because it's April Fool's Day, but that's not... It's my April Fool's shirt. I see that. You know what? I think a lot of... Why a lot of girls are faking that they're nerds now because they could go to the cons and it's like Halloween to them. They could dress up like a slut. It's just another excuse to dress slutty. Come on. What do you think? Chris seems to be... What do you think about that, Chris? He knows what I'm thinking. And they're legit. There's like a huge... You guys don't realize you're dancing around this huge issue where there's a lot of cosplayer hate because like about two years ago, men started ragging on chicks for dressing like cosplayers assuming they didn't know anything about the comics. And it was really frustrating and it's a whole bunch of... It's a lot of stigma for women to get over. Because women could dress slutty anywhere. Yeah, and I mean, it doesn't fucking matter if they... Like, I don't need a con to walk around with my tits out. I'll do it wherever I want. That's just what it is. You're half Vulcan. That doesn't make sense. But speaking of that, where does the time go? Tessa, we need to get some stunts going here. Okay. I brought a taser. I brought my taser. Oh, please. Who's going to tase you? Who wants to tase? Now, Josie, I think, is going to do something else. You've already tased her. I tased her. Would you like to tase me? Chris, would you like to tase her? Really? Yeah. Sure. That's fun. Okay. Chris is going to tase Tessa LaCoyle. Can you get a picture of this? I'm going to get a picture of this. I have to get a picture of this. This is a 200,000 volt taser. Jesus. It's so cool. Josie's done it. Amazon Eve did it last time. Uh-huh. Josie's actually tasered my nipple before. They had to blur it for the show. Yes. Please go to the archives on darkmarkshow.com. So what do I do? I couldn't believe she was going to go along with it. Okay. Check out the ears. Show them the ears. Oh, my ears. Yes. My Vulcan ears. Oh, my God. They're awesome. Yes. And I have and I see. Yes. And that. And that. Yes. So what do you enjoy? This is not something that... Okay. So Tessa's got the taser out. It's making weird noises. You have to charge it up right before it goes. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Don't tell me we're not going to get any tasers this time. Technical difficulties. Oh, no. Technical difficulties. Uh-oh. I should have brought extra batteries. What was I thinking? Where's Ginger Lynn's box of stuff? It's not here anymore. Oh, there we go. Okay. So. Okay. Okay. Wow. Wow. That's really frightening. Okay. Okay. Would you like to do that? Nicole, would you like to tase Tessa? I take pleasure in doing it. So where will... If I did it somewhere, where would be a good place to do it? My titties. Titties, of course. Let's do that. Okay. Chris Gore is tasing... You have to turn... Why don't you get up so you can go to the camera? Okay. And then what do I... Tessa, Tessa, Tessa. Stand up, Chris. Tessa, can you move the microphone? And then forward. Yeah. Okay. Can we see it now? Okay. I set that up nicely. Okay. So I press... You press the button. This button right here. I press it up. Okay. So nice. Nice. I like that. No, this one. Oh, okay. I got you. I got you. Okay. Okay. So you just tap it. Just tap it. Just tap it, Chris. Please. Lightly. And so turn it on first and then tap. Okay. Got it. Oh. Oh, my God. It's fun, huh? Try it again. Try it again. You got to even it out. You got to get on that. Both boobs. Oh, my God. Do I get to do your testicles next? No. You can do mine. No. That's more... That's... Not right now. But... Oh, my God. That's... Maybe later. Well... How does that feel? What's it feel like? Feels like about 200,000 volts straight through your boobies. Now, Tessa, you've said before that you're not into pain. Not my thing. And you do all these painful things. Well, to me, electricity isn't pain. Electricity feels good. Hanging from the tree by hooks and dragging cars, that's a little painful. That's fun. That's all adrenaline and endorphins. Can you show the... Can you show that other picture? Because I got a picture. I think they're putting the hooks in you. Yeah. Yeah, whatever you think. And you look to be in very much pain. Let's see this picture. I'm not going to look at it. Yes. It's... I don't know if they have it on the... So, yeah. So, what led to all this, like, you know, doing... First of all, I think this nerdy stuff is the ears. This stuff is cool. But, like, what led you to want to do that? I mean, look, some people just go and cosplay at conventions. There you go. There you go. Tell me you're not in pain in that photograph. You look like you're a little in pain. Yeah. Sometimes getting the hooks put in hurts a little bit. But once your adrenaline and your endorphins kick in, your body goes into a natural state of shock. Oh, trust me. They're kicking in right now. So, your body actually cuts off its own pain receptors. Okay. And that's from a nurse. That's a nursing student. It's this feeling of absolute euphoria. Okay. So, Chris asked, what got you into this? And I've asked you this a few times. You've danced around the question. What really got you into this? I've always been really into this. I'm really fascinated with the human body and what the human body can go through. I think that a lot of people underestimate what a body can experience. And speaking of that, you're going to be laying on a bed of nails. Do we have time? We have time. Let's do it. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. It's going to take me a second to set up. Before you set up. Okay, okay. Chris, I have a question. I have a question. Because I've dated some really unique and exceptional women like yourself. And by that, I mean like, just like... Good one, Chris. No, I'm serious. But like, what? No, I mean, exceptional. Are you hitting on me, honey? Because I do like nerds. No, but what... There's a question coming. No, but what I'm saying is, is that what sometimes I've found... Wait, I'm trying to ask a legit question. Go ahead, Chris. Go ahead, Chris. Let's get to the question. Go ahead, Chris. We only have five minutes. Let's go. I think for once, Chris can't spit it out. So, what I'm saying is that... Can I just ask the question? Ask the question. Go ahead. The question is, so what... What? What? What? What would it be like to be with you in bed? And by that, I mean is that sometimes... Oh, we were talking about that earlier. It did look crazy. Sometimes, someone that I've known, because I've known some women that I find, like, they're just, like, just off the hook crazy in all aspects of their lives. Then in bed, they want to have normal vanilla sex, which is, I find, strange. So, what I'm saying is, is those things don't normally all go together. So, what's that like? I think it's dependent on the partner, and the situation. I think that... I assure you, this girl does not have vanilla sex. But you do like to cuddle. But you do like to cuddle. Well, I don't know. That's a lot of women that I know that are, like, you know, really outrageous. They just want to cuddle, and they want, like... Oh, I'm definitely a cuddler. Definitely a cuddler. Yeah. And into, like, normal stuff, sort of, you know, the... You can tell by how much they... Like, it's about the sensuality of it. Like, if you're a very sensual person, then you're going to be very sensual in bed. Yeah. Absolutely. But I agree with you. I agree with you. It depends on the person. Like, if I'm really into... It's the person and the situation, because you can have one partner that you're able to experience a myriad of... But everything from sexual deviancy to sexual normality. Like, you can find that one partner or those two partners, if you're poly or however you'd like to live. If you find someone or people who make you happy, then those people or that person will make you happy, whether you're having vanilla sex, or whether you're doing missionary, or whether you're, you know, fucking in a parking lot because you don't want to wait until you get home. You know? Like, it doesn't matter. Oh, by the way, you're giving me a ride home, right? Oh, by the way, she encouraged me to split my tongue like she does. Yeah. Everybody should. There's absolutely no evolutionary reason why the human being has one tongue. Your tongue is two independent muscles. She expertly avoided that question, Chris. Did you notice that? No, but that's pretty cool. By the way, you lay on a bed of nails. Yes, but my bed of nails only has four nails on it. Right. Because the ones that have the whole nails... And they're railroad spikes, which I have actually gone out of my way to dremel and sharpen because they weren't sharp enough. Well, can we, can you set that up real quick? It seems like an excellent time to point out I'm afraid of needles. We'll talk while you're setting that up. You don't like needles? That's why I'm not looking at that picture either. I'm like, none of this is good for me. I'm just sitting here. This is what I look like when I'm afraid. The wild girls that you've been with, seemingly wild, have been vanilla in the bed? Well, sometimes that's the case. Like, I've dated some suicide girls. Right. I've dated a lot of different women. So what's the most wild thing that you've done? Those are real spikes, by the way. I don't know if we have time to talk about it. No, no, while she's setting it up, please, let's talk about it. Please tell us. From someone that you thought was going to be vanilla. I actually tell a story on my comedy album. I got fucked in the ass by my own cock once. Oh, come on. That is right. No, he did. He did. Was it one that you purchased? I made a... A cast or something? It was like a mold of my own cock. But the whole purpose was my girlfriend was interested in doing a DP. So I was like, well, let's just do that with both of my dicks. And then she was like, well, if I would do that, like if I'm going to take you up the ass, then you should do that for me also. So we're setting up the bed now. So you took it up the ass. What a giver. Wow. So your girlfriend fucked you up the ass with your own dick. Right. Wow. How did you end up with a mold of your dick in the first place? How did your dick feel up your ass? I think it was one of those kits. It's called CreataMate. Wait, wait, wait. It's kind of common for people to fuck themselves up the ass with their own dick? No, no. Josie asked about the molding of your genitalia. Wait, what's it called? CreataDick? CreataMate. CreataMate? You can do a mold of your own penis. CreataMate basically makes a dildo of your dick. You have to basically have your dick rock hard. Can you fuck your own penis from the inside? No. Because it's a mold, right? So you rock your dick really hard for ten minutes in a mold, which is like sticking your dick in really cold jello for ten minutes. Well, good for you. It's like a plaster of Paris ten minutes. All right, Chris. But, I mean, it's pretty common in the sex toys community as far as I know. A lot of people have done it. I know that you can get 50 cents. So what I did is not so special. Wait, I'm really curious about this. I personally haven't. Nicole, how did you know about this? How did this go over my head, this whole thing? I never knew about it. I know a lot of stuff. I just read stuff on the internet all the time. It was just a funny thing. I was in a long-distance relationship with a girl. Right. And so during, I only see her on weekends. She wanted to cum. So during the week, she wanted my dick. So I gave her one. I gave her my dick. I think it's a romantic story. If I had a nickel for every woman that told me that. I know girls who have casts when their guys go on tour. I'm telling you, it's a pretty common thing. Nicole partied with the Scorpions this week. So, I mean, she knows a lot about this. Right. We'll hear about that next week. But so you're all set up with the bed and stuff? Yeah, I will need an assistant. Will you help me? Sure. Okay. Okay. So you're going to lower me on to this stuff. Okay. Okay. Do you want to go steady hands? I'm sorry? We'll see. Okay. No stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff I'm sorry? We'll see. Okay, so Chris Gore is going to lower her onto the bed of nails. He was bending down. He's bending down. Okay. So I'm going to do this. Right. So, okay. And then hold on to you like this. Got it. And then you're going to help me down. Got it. And then as soon as I want up, you're going to help me up. Yes, I'll do that. Now, is Josie going to be helping you in a special way, too, or is that going to happen? I think we're going to do the bed of nails. Okay, good. Just the bed of nails? Yep. No time. We got time. Trust me. We got time. He's all, oh, make time. Okay, so Chris is helping Tessa get on the bed of nails. Oh, Nicole. I'm not watching. Her ass is right on the point. It's not happening. Oh, she's getting down. Okay, now her back is on. Okay. She has, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's huffing and puffing. Wait, wait, wait. You are on the, she's on the bed of nails. She's completely on it. Up. Get her off. Get her off. Wow. Wow. Do they ever puncture? Wow. Wow, everybody. That was amazing. Tessa LaCroix was on bed of nails. When was the last time you did that, Tessa? Like two years. Oh, my goodness. She has holes in the back of her shirt. Do you really? Do I? You do. You do. You have holes in the back of your shirt. Yeah. Does it ever puncture through your skin? It scraped me a couple of times, especially when I have people like lay on top of me or like have somebody break a cinder block or something. Okay. I guess we'll all go back in our seats with the microphone. But show Josie your back because your back is, there's a lot of scars on your back. Oh, wow. Well, that's all from suspension. I've easily, I've easily done. Just take off your clothes. Just go right ahead. I've gone up for suspension easily more than 200 times. And so as far as like getting hooks in my back or getting nails in my back, like when it happens, my, my upper back, I don't even bleed anymore. It's all scar tissue. Oh, wow. Like that's here. I have a question about the suspension. Is it strictly an adrenaline junkie thing or is it more like the native American Sundance type thing? Um, it depends. Once again, it's one of those situations. The Native American Sundance? What? I assume she knows why I'm speaking. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. That's where suspension comes from. Native Americans did something called Sundance where they would do two hook style piercings in their chest and they would hang until they ripped out. It was a spiritual rite of passage. It would take you on a journey. The same things she was describing scientifically would take you to a stage of enlightenment. But they did it to achieve a level of spirituality. Yes, it was a spirit journey. Wow. Um, it once again, it's one of those things that I truly believe is situational. There are times that I've done it just because it was a performance and I was, you know, I was in it because I loved doing the performance and there were certainly times where it was a little bit more spiritual and I was going through a certain phase in my life where I was mourning the loss of my family. I was mourning the loss of a loved one or what have you. And that was a part of my spiritual enlightenment or emotional growth. Wow. Well, there you have it. Well, happy second anniversary. Thank you for doing that. I guess we'll have you eat glass in 2016 because that's another one of your tricks that you do is eat glass. She's amazing. She's just terrifying to me. She's amazing. She's amazing. You're amazing too, Chris. Now we can all clap. Oh, thank you. So, so, so, uh, so Pond Crab. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 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No, not doing that either. How about the show with Eric Roberts on Film On? I did that for a couple months. I'm not doing that now. Okay. The thing is, I feel very lucky, though. A lot of gigs just drop in my lap. Oh, that's great. So this is a big con season. I'm doing the cons, yeah. I'm doing a campaign to bring back Film Threat. Right, so go to FilmThreat.com. There are a lot of cool prizes on there, a lot of things. Are you going to show up this weekend at all? What's that? Are you going to show up this weekend at all? What do you mean show up? Even though you're not on the panel, are you going to still go? No, no, no, we're doing a different panel. What's the panel that you'll be doing? I don't know. It's a really lame name. It's like when fans create or something. I don't know. Does it have a more docile description then? It has a more docile description. That's perfect. You won't even be able to find it in the guide. You said it perfectly. It definitely sounds more milquetoast, but I can tell you, knowing the people on the panel, it will not be milquetoast panel. In fact, we're going to discuss this issue. Right. On the panel on Friday because it's the same time, same people. So maybe the lesson is describe yourself really vanilla just to sort of fly under the radar and then just make their brains explode. Well, yeah, that's what I mean. It's weird. Matt Groening actually wrote a really interesting essay about subversion. And if you really look at The Simpsons television show, there's no way that you could do a live-action sitcom that discusses religion and drugs and the kinds of issues and nuclear power and the kinds of issues that The Simpsons get away with every week after week on a live-action sitcom. But because it's a cartoon, it's considered innocuous. So there is something to that. There's something to, you know, you know, wrapping a subversive idea within kind of a milquetoast, chocolatey covering. Right. And I'm not, I have to get better at that. Which is how you got the story about you fucking yourself up the ass. Which I found out is not a big deal. On a CD called Celebrity's Poop. Exactly. Available on iTunes. Right. But like, yeah. But now, unfortunately, I find out. Oh, I don't know. Getting fucked with your own. That's a completely different thing. Totally took the wind out of my sails. But having your own penis. Guys do that all the time. Guys do that all the time. Rock stars do molds with their cocks. She's got a collection at her house. Give it to their girlfriends. Why do you think she was so excited that I had you as a guest? That's why. Whatever. I don't even use toys. But then I've like broken my cock twice. What? Okay. How did you break your cock? This is how we're going to go into the show. Not your real one, right? Your cats. No, my actual cock. Oh. So this is probably happening to you. Twice in the same spot? Broke my cock? Yeah. Your cock. It's happened with a boy. Have you broke any cocks, Tessa? Not recently. Okay. Well, you're still giving me a ride home, right? Basically, when you bend, your penis is bent. And you're having rough sex. They're on top. That happens. You're having rough sex. And maybe you're doing that thing where you pull all the way out. And go all the way. Whatever. Anyways, you bend it. And then the one thing that. There's a couple things I learned. One, there's a lot of blood. I mean, it looked like a murder scene out of Dexter. After I was with this one girl. And she. I looked at her. And I was just like. She was on her period? That's what I. My first thought was. Oh, you're on your period. Like, no big deal. Like, it's happened. And, you know, you'll just keep going or whatever. And we were at a hotel, which was great, in Vegas. So it was like the sheets. Who cares? Right. And then it was like. Oh, wait a sec. And then she pointed at my. Dripping cock. Broken penis. Like, looked down. And it was like. Oh, my. And there was just all this blood. Was it like bent like this? Like this? Sad looking. Sad looking. Here's what I. Here's what I learned. What did you learn, Chris? Fun medical fact. More than any other part of the human body. The genitals will recover from an injury. And heal quicker than any other place on earth. I thought that's true. Because they're more vascular. There you go. From a nursing student right there. Right. So. So. And it has. So that was like the second time it happened. How long did it take to recover? About two days. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. To be honest. The next day. On the. On the second break. Did it break in the same place? No. No. I don't even remember where. Did you get like a little penis splint? Like a little. No. Basically. Basically. I just had to like. Not be active. Two popsicle sticks. In a rubber band. Did you. Did you MacGyver that shit? Like what'd you do? MacGyvered the fuck out of it. Anyway. So. The man with the. The dick that's broken in two places. Chris Gore. I tell that story. On my. I know. I've heard. That doesn't happen all the time. It's not a one man show. It's a lot of funny stuff. Charlie Sheen stories. It's great. Chris Gore. You're on. You're that Chris Gore. You're on all social media. Yes. And please. Same film thread. I would love to see a film thread app. I'd put that on my phone. Yeah. I would. I would love to bring it back. I will say. If you. So your goal is a hundred some thousand. Right. If you get like 50,000. What are you gonna do with the 50,000? If I don't reach the goal. I don't get the money. Really? I thought you got the money. Really? Only on Indiegogo. When did I start? Kickstarter. You don't get to keep it. Oh. Now I know. Okay. So give to Chris Gore. Save film thread. Tesla coil. Amazing as always. Thank you sir. Amazing. Thank you for having me on. Always a good time. Amazing. Can I say Mark. Thank you for having her on. Oh. You're welcome. Yes. I'll have her on any time. We've run into each other at a bunch of different events. Now you remember. Now you remember me. I do remember. Danny Danger. The chick with the mohawk. Yeah. I remember her now. I've seen pictures of you. There's like a really famous one where you're just walking across the street that was like a meme for a while. Oh yeah. Remember which one I'm talking about? One of my old roommates. The lesbian midget in the wheelchair. But she was in Klingon face. Yeah. Yeah. She was. It was awesome. Yeah. But I was just like. I remember seeing that picture. I was just like. Damn. That is so awesome. Like it was just like. I love that people can. Because I grew up like one of my closest friends was. She had muscular dystrophy. Right. Growing up. I was like five and we. And it was just weird. I remember being teased. Did she break your dick? I remember being teased. No. I remember being teased for having her as a friend. Which made me angry. It always just made me angry. I didn't like any sort of teasing or bullying. Because I grew up in the Midwest where people are. No. I understand. They can be narrow minded. Let's look at Indiana and what's happening right now. I understand. I understand. You know. So. So. I was always like. It just made me upset and angry that like. Why would you exclude people because of something that is so. So surface level and stupid. Like gender. Ethnicity. Or disability. I. That just was like. I agree. Pissed me off. I agree with you Kristen. I hate to cut you off because. You gotta go. I agree with everything you said. We really have to go. Why? Why do we have to go? It's a podcast. It's digital. We have an hour. We have an hour time slot. Anyway. Josie. Josie Kat on all social media. J-O-S-I Kat. K-A-T. Go to Nicole6.com. Oh. Go ahead Josie. You want to say something? Oh no. Just Google me and you'll see what's up. J-O-S-I K-A-T. And that Nicole6. She's on social media. Go to Nicole6.com. And you can read some of her writing. She's a horror writer. And also this summer. Look out. I'm going to be performing at my new one man show. As part of the Hollywood Friends Festival. Blue Balls Noel. Everybody. Have a wonderfully creepy week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Have a great day. Bye. Bye. Thank you.