Leighton Benton and Johnny Loquasto discuss pussies, humping, and sex toys

I've got titties I've got them I've got two of them in my hands I've got the right one in my left hand it's beautiful it's full I've got water and food in my mouth and you know what you have a really nice right titty thank you do you have a different kind of bra on right now I have a different kind of boob in that one there's a different kind of boob today and it's really I've not noticed how nice it is before thank you well you're really not you know you're really not gentle when you're grabbing the boobs maybe I'm not really you know feeling you up the right way no no I'm just realizing how nice thank you your titties are you have beautiful tits thank you you're welcome but I have a problem uh oh no it's nothing like that but um is it a breast problem you have a problem with your clothes I think I have a moth is this a moth is this what what is that that happens to all my clothes I have like little holes oh you know what do you have a cat yeah but all my clothes are hanging up like it's yeah but you hold your cat and your cat's back feet make holes in your clothes huh you think so if they're all in the same spot if they're all in the front they're usually from your cat from when you hold your kitty cat but I don't hold I don't hold my cat that much do you have a zipper you don't hold your pussy that much I don't I have two of them one shaved one's not do you have a zipper that sticks out is your pussy shaved no one of them is can I see it no you shaved half of it I would not have guessed you had a shaved pussy I would have thought you had a combo really no I don't like the combo the combo's too much work I have a combo because then you have to shape it no you don't the lady does that oh see I get it I do it myself not wax I don't wax myself what do you you shave the whole thing yeah because I don't want to bother with it every like like I don't want to bother with it every three months but don't you shave it every day no I give it a little time because if you shave it every day it hurts now do you go with the grain or away from the grain when you're shaving no I have different techniques I go with the grain away from the grain I go away because I don't want to get ingrown hair away from the grain you have to go away from the grain you have to go away to prevent ingrown I go with it I think I go with it no wait you go with it or against against it gives you a closer shave but you get more ingrown I go with it yeah because if I go against I'll get an ingrown hair and that hurts it does hurt well it's not attractive you're in luck today Ro I'm not in luck why because we have a whole segment on pussies and the details of them and the parts of them and where they go and what you do with them and you get to shave one like on a what on a girl yeah yeah oh I don't want to shave it's grooming really you're listening to Blame It On Ginger with me Ginger Lynn and of course Miss Ro Telegram can't take you anywhere I know and Stevie yay it's it is Wednesday which means it's time for the crack where we get deepened down and dirty and inside that crack and we invite you to join us where'd you get your sandwich where'd you get your sandwich did I have a sandwich I had half of it where'd you get it stars oh no that sandwich that's half of Ro's sandwich that you're eating yeah and half of yours Starbucks the other half that you ate was half of mine from Starbucks which one's better they're both good but one this one is better this one is less fattening though the other one had like a buttery croissant bread so Ro's is healthy I had the shit this is wheat bread this is cracked wheat I love I don't know how many grains oh croissants are the best those are my favorite oh chocolate I'll take chocolate I'll take savory or sweet I like both I'm staying away from them I do as well well mine was an accident I did not mean to have a croissant today oh you just accidentally got it what happened was no I got up my days these these days my days these days my days these days your days these days I tend to be I have something planned and then something happens and everything changes so the plan was I was gonna get up and I had a photo shoot okay I was shooting Eden Blair today from gingerlandauctions.com oh wonderful to shoot yeah yes she was our guest wasn't she our guest last week yes she was she was wonderful and yesterday and yesterday as well oh nice so I was shooting her and I got up and I just didn't feel well and I was really dizzy and so I laid back down and this is like 8.30 9 in the morning the shoot's at 11 wait did something happen did you drink a little too much last night or no I didn't have anything to drink last night I had nothing to drink did you eat something that didn't agree with you that whole chicken might have done it you ate a whole chicken oh the one that's been there for a while you never want to hear the one that's been there for a while you can't eat you can't eat old chicken I ate whatever was left of the chicken that was in there I don't know if that was I don't think you should have done that I kept staring at it but I was like I don't think it's past it's time yeah probably you gotta put your ear up to the chicken I just smell it I sniff it I feel it and if it's slimy I won't eat it Eve knows what a slimy chicken smells like well I shared I gave all the slimy parts to the dog oh your dog's gonna be on the floor when you get home so anyway what was the moral of my story here don't eat old chicken don't eat old chicken oh you got up and you didn't feel good because you ate the chicken oh and then what you needed a croissant no! that makes sense oh the croissant why I ate the croissant so so it soaks up the chicken yeah the chicken no that's not the story I was gonna tell so anyway I ordered the croissant because you were kicked out of the house why were you kicked out of the house that's it so my morning my day was planned I got up and I was getting ready to shoot this beautiful girl Eden Blair Blair for! the phone rings and my realtor says I've got somebody coming back to look at your house again oh so when Eden gets there I throw her in my car we run down to Starbucks I don't know what to do so I order a sandwich and then I take one bite and I don't eat it hence the sandwich that I just brought to the show that I didn't eat that wasn't mine wait a second did you not eat the sandwich because you're like oh no it's a croissant and I'm trying to be good or did you not eat the sandwich no I really didn't feel well I'm feeling a little pooky today if that makes any sense to you yeah no it does but it might be this chicken this chicken might be the culprit it could be I had bad chicken once oh no no if it was like really bad chicken then you wouldn't be here no I mean because I've had I didn't grow up or anything no I've had that's the worst food poisoning is the worst I'm dizzy I'm living up to the blonde moments of my life I'm very very dizzy okay let's see can we do any tests to see if Ginger's okay let's see she needs yolks and kale greens and artichokes and things high in iron oh I have an e-cigarette and watercress I don't know if the e-cigarette is going to help because it might get buzzed it has vitamin C in it are you sure it needs iron get the iron e-cigarette do they have one with iron spinach the spinach flavored one there's a spinach flavored e-cigarette they have them with this is with with vitamin C really yeah they really do make them with vitamins it's vapor what else are you going to put in it oh you need the multivitamin oh yeah vapor cigarette them what like the daily the daily vitamin that would be a really good one for me mm-hmm that would be a good one for me with all the essential minerals and what about Red Bull vitamins and minerals no no Red Bull do you drink Red Bull I love Red Bull I do too I'm a Red Bull fiend I try to stay away from them I chase the little car down for the samples they give you samples if you see a little red bar a red a red bar a red a Red Bull mobile with the little with the huge yeah you ask them for a sample and they will give you a sample wow so you actually chase the car down yeah in the parking lot if I see them I walk over no you gotta no you can't do that they're going to be like you have plenty of energy and they're like can I get a Red Bull and they're like yeah and they'll tell you well this is our cranberry one or this is our blueberry one or they'll give you a regular one I'll chase them down no I'll pull up right next to them and be like yo give me a Red Bull I want the blueberry honk my horn that's what they do they just load it up put a basket out on a stick yeah like they do on the freeway that's what I'm going to start doing you have a basket and a stick what are you like the Catholic church I have a retractable remember the Catholic church has that they pass it around you have a Red Bull I have a screaming O let's trade let's trade you should throw them like lingos and stuff I do you know what I do is I take like the Colourpop 2-0 yeah which is a it's a ring with two vibrators on the end and I put one end on one finger shut up and the other and so it's like a rubber band that's like stretches and I shoot them into the car windows of the cars that drive by me on the freeway on the way here to work that is amazing I do but you got to do it to the Red Bull guys so you can get some Red Bull well I didn't know that they would give me anything I was just fucking with them they can put them on the cans in case the Red Bull's too fizzy and you just turn it on and it'll take the bubbles out of your Red Bull how? you stretch it over and then turn it on and it'll it'll just vibrate it'll vibrate all the bubbles right out like when you drink flax soda when you're sick remember the 7-up you have to shake the can forever yeah shake it make it flat when you have upset stomach this is just what? it's another use for the screaming O's hold on I never if you shake it it'll make you more fizzy no less fizzy because it releases it no what you need to do is haven't you ever had a hangover and you drank flat 7-up or flat coke and it helps it just no I eat a bagel well what you do is the old fashioned way is you can shake it up you can take it and pour it from one glass to the next and what you want to do is get the carbonation out of the cup out of the soda sounds good sounds like a science experiment so the screaming O color pop goes around your pan see that's why the stool use pop get it if you're too lazy to shake I got it I get it put this on the can you're too lazy to shake stick a vibrator on it there you go vibrate the shit out of your 7-up are you lazy I keep asking you questions about your sex life and I get no answers whatsoever I want to know am I lazy yes you've been with your man for how long a year and a half that's a long ass fucking time yeah we just had sex the other day it was great in porn years it was fun we measure one to seven so inch what's the scale seven being great years wait years so if you're with somebody for one year gotcha like dog years it's kind of like dog years it's very similar so I've been in a relationship now for six years which is 42 porn years so is there a comedic oh yeah it's like dog years too for comics is it I think it's twice as long yeah because if you could stick it out with a comic then you're golden because they're just either crazy well like how was life with a comic a daily a day in the life of Rowe De La Grazie or a friend of yours I don't know you can keep anonymous well I think I'm I mean this might sound weird she could do it herself but I'm I've always been single though a lot of the times I'm more single than I'm in a relationship I mean that's my history right but since I've known you you've been I've been in a relationship yes that's true because we met a year ago but so basically when I was are you okay you losing your chicken over there I lost my chicken on too I'm scared to eat it I so when you fell on the desk here I wouldn't eat anything that's been on the desk that's where it fell that's where somebody's ass has been somebody's vagina I'm not getting any chicken poisoning now if it was my pussy you would have been fine it would have cleared up anything that was on that desk yeah but it wasn't and if you'd be the first person to eat that you'd be the first person to eat a piece of chicken and get chlamydia from that table well that I would just need a shot and a pill to get rid of I think you need to slow down I do I had a lot of coffee but what I was gonna say is are you sure a day in the life a day in the life or the sex life of a comedian well not even the sex life just like regular life a day a regular day you're on the when you're a girl on the road too I don't know if other chicks are hooking up on the road but there wasn't a lot of hook up when you're on the road believe it or not because there's a difference how's that you're making people laugh yeah but there's a stigma there's a thing for guys to go out and be like be a male comedian and hook up with girls on the road it's totally fucking cool and you've got the groupies and the chuckle fuckers but as a woman to do it it's different it's unless you're now because you gotta be careful too that's the other thing of what like you gotta somebody might steal your jokes well no no safety you don't wanna yeah exactly and especially like when I was in Canada I remember like right before before I met Chris I went to Canada a couple times and I remember and in some of those towns in Canada I mean they're really small everybody's a couple because it's like you know a small town so you hook up and I remember I asked the crowd anybody here single out of like 300 people one guy raises did you go out with him no he came up to me after and he goes hey you're really funny and I go thanks he goes God if I had any money I'd buy you a drink and I go thanks and he goes yeah yeah so what are you doing after the show I'm like I'm not I'm not hanging out with you first of all you have like a slight serial killer vibe about you like it's not I'm I'm not gonna say this would be a good idea you know when you go this isn't a good idea I get that all the time you just feel it you know yeah I go with it but you go with it yeah I go with it you're like oh you live in a van let's go check it out and see if there's a car that's what's missing you can say I have this new act I've been wanting to do try out in a white van oh yeah no do not take advice from Stevie Rowe so I'm sorry you basically I love Stevie but do not take advice from him you can but just not sexual advice no no no if it's about photography yeah or certain things that are just life in general but that's fine he's really good sex no no cause he's he's like up for anything I ended up in the sheriff on Saturday which there's nothing wrong with oh no what happened grinder Stevie was it grinder no I couldn't get into the park they have these concerts in the park yeah at Pershing Square and it was three 80s bands oh yeah okay it was I saw your post when in Rome okay missing persons and information society it sounds like your sex life but the only thing yeah and the thing is it didn't say like no backpacks allowed so I parked in North Hollywood took the metro came down and was ready to enjoy a concert and they said you can't come in but you can put your backpack in that trash can that we have out but we're not responsible for it so I ended up at the Millennium standing on their planners trying to see over the fence to watch a concert to watch them so I saw little Dale Bozio about the size of a pinhead she is the size of a pinhead yeah she's already tiny to begin with she's tiny she's tiny but behind the fence across the street behind the fence and on the stage she was really tiny and these two guys are walking by and I actually moved over to these columns that they have on the side of the Millennium Hotel and I crawled up on one so I could balance right there to try to take a picture how many floors up are you? no floors at all I'm still on the sidewalk but I'm up I'm elevated this high off the ground on a ledge like a pigeon I've landed found my spot I can see the stage I can see Dale it's working okay and these two guys start chatting me up and I'm like okay so I'm talking to them and they're like we're going to Wacano and you know do you want to join us and I was like I came down here to see this concert so I want to enjoy these bands I love how you say that but you're like miles away and you're trying to take a picture I'm trying to see this show because I came up with a band I'm watching a concert where is it? and then they ended up there's a roaches way way over there it was like Woodstock it was what? it was like Woodstock yeah I was way in the back yeah with the mud people yeah yeah but no drugs but yeah there were no drugs involved so I ended up sitting down where they told me damn it they made me sit with all the homeless people because they said wait they made you? security oh they said you can't stand here so you need to go over there and I looked and it was all the people that were just homeless homeless in the park did you have a look about you that made them no there were other people who couldn't get in that had bags and they were like it didn't say anything on the poster yeah they didn't say anything anywhere they should have put that on the poster they should have put it yeah I would have just driven downtown yeah because then I could just put my bag away put it in your car but I ended up leaving there and I went to the Wacano with the guys I met them there and one was drunk excellent restaurant I love Wacano there was like one was drunk and obnoxious so I was leaving I was like I can't deal with this right now so I started going the guy was like where are you going I said well I'm gonna go he goes well I'm sending him home so I was like alright and so we sent him home and then we went to the Sheridan uptown the 11th floor wait how did that conversation happen it happened really quick at Famima something like that that little food place wait you were just at Wacano yeah we left the Wacano because he wanted to get rid of his friend and his friend was mad he's like oh you bitch you're not gonna invite me to the three way I was like what's going on I thought I was going home because he told me he was going to sleep he said I'm just gonna go to sleep so I thought well okay fine I'll walk with you he's gonna walk home I'll walk with you to wherever you're staying and then I'm gonna go to the metro and get myself back to North Hollywood okay now were these guys attractive um the guy that was drunk would have been but he was so drunk and obnoxious that I was already turned off okay I was like just get away from me and then what about the not drunk 40 feet away from me like you're like a rancid disgusting piece of meat toxic thing go go okay because he was just it was annoying because he was just your hook up guy me the other guy was cute he was an he was older and um he was from the bay area and we went up to the room and wait you went to Famima yeah cause I was hungry I got one of those little um bean things it was like a mochi on the outside and red beans on the inside you shouldn't get beans when you're about to hook up yeah but I wasn't I had no plans on bottoming so I was like I ate the beans oh is that yeah oh so everything went good we went to the hotel we went to the hotel we went to the hotel we went to the hotel we went to the hotel on the top it doesn't matter you know what yes it does because I've been like pushing and farting well the weird thing is just in the pushing the cushion kind of a deal wait he was empathetic cause he actually started farting I ate the beans but he farted oh while he was fucking you I had to fuck him oh wait you were fucking him yeah and he was farting so he was the bottom he was farting while you were fucking him but it was ridiculous cause he was this really big guy so it was really funny it was comedy it was total comedy at the same time do we have fart zones on here do we but it worked and then from that wait how do you go into that discussion like oh by the way I'm not gonna bottom tonight not it like do you go not it no no no no I just laid down on the bed and he crawled on top of me it was we didn't talk about it it just happened oh you don't have to talk about it yeah I don't know we've got something going on I don't hear any Jenny was trying to talk to us but we didn't hear it so that's what happened there and then there was all was good no I am not hi what was that what was that who was that that was not is that our guest no that was a sound effect I'm looking for a fart oh trying to look for farts so that was that was it I ran back like Cinderella I left the Sheraton running out wait trying to catch the train did you get his number yeah but you know it's not I don't think we'd ever meet again it was just a quick it was a quick meet up yeah all of I don't know about an hour but we'll probably never see I mean I wouldn't be against it it was a lot of fun yeah but and it was just chill but that's how it went stop your nonsense what is this that wasn't a fart either that was so that was my I'm gonna have to work on the farts we have we have to have Jenny on we need that comedian day in the life of comedians that's a little my day's a little different than what you just described well that was just a hook up thing and Pershing Square that was just Saturday okay that was Saturday Pershing Square was a big cruising area that was just Saturday for Stevie Saturday no well on the road you also have to remember that some of these towns that you go to they're kind of depressed I mean not depressed they're small they're small yeah so you know when I was up in Pasco, Washington I remember I was like there's nothing to do there's really nothing to do and you're not in like these glamorous hotel rooms you're in what's called like a comedy condo I totally relate to it I was a stripper for 13 years and as glamorous as it sounds it's not always glamorous but you can still go out and meet people I met people in the elevator in New York going to the deli yeah but you know it's it's not the glamorous I'm in this big city everywhere I go I've got groupies following me around yeah and I have to go hang out after I'm done with the show with 14,000 people that I've just entertained and we're all drinking and laughing and joking no you go and you do your gig and you get done and the show's over and the club's empty and you go to your room and your room is empty but the one single guy came up to you and said he'd buy you a drink but he didn't have any money there's no one single guy you could've said well can see if you can talk one of these guys into buying us both a drink no cause he had the creep vibe the creep vibe yeah cause he got a you got a watch out for the creep vibe too especially being a woman like as a guy you can flip it and become the creep so quickly that it doesn't matter as a woman but as a woman you gotta watch no you just keep the hockey mask sticking out of your purse that's a good idea but um I uh I know what to get you for Christmas oh yeah right and a lot of the times too it's it's a lot of fun to go I mean I remember one week it was just like one night was uh at the brand prom then the next night I'm in Texas and the next night I'm in Arizona and then the next night I'm in like downtown LA and it was a lot of fun but you're also really tired from doing the road like that so to try and like see who I'm gonna hook and so in that night like in that week let's just say I was at the brand prom it's fun but you gotta hit the road cause you gotta go home and you gotta wake up early to fly out to Texas that night too but if you stay up all night you can sleep on the plane yeah but then you gotta perform that night so you're trying to get as much you know what I mean like you're trying to be on you wanna get sleep and be have all the energy that you possibly can exactly cause you it sucks it's like a 600 person theater or something you're playing and every single person sucks every ounce of energy out that you have yeah and then so that like for example for that week it was like that was that then I fly to Texas I do the show that night and then afterwards they want you to party and drink with them which is fine on their dime it's great and you're gambling but there that's the perfect example of what Ginger was talking about the guys on the show cause they're good looking guys they're all getting the attention and having everybody you know flock to them and you're just kinda on the side you know I'm sure you know it's not like I'm like that ugly stepsister but it's just like everybody's going it's more of a guy you're the girl yeah you're the girl you just throw some makeup on throw some lashes on no it's it's not that you don't get attention but you also you also gotta watch that's not it it's not that no it's the opposite you are the girl so you have to be very careful and the guys are the ones that get all the attention and everyone else attention and not that you want the attention that you're going to get as a girl is going to be scary and aggressive. Because guys don't want to come up to you if you've been that kind of presence on stage. If you're on stage and you seem like oh you're like the way I do comedy is like you know don't fuck with me. But so a guy that comes up to you. I mean some of the things guys have said to me after a show. Like what? Fill us in. Well like I mean. In this hidden world. You're so funny I'd fuck this shit out of you. You're like okay that's great. After the break. In a second because right now I know that Ro this is the rabbit you love. The O'Hare of course it is. On the ring he craves. The O'Hare turns him into your favorite rabbit vibe with a comfort fit erection ring and super powered four function motor enhanced with soft flexible rabbit ears. Excite and delight with Target and clitoral stimulation from an iconic shape she loves and keep him harder longer with a comfort fit ring that secures the vibrating rabbit in place. The vibrating ring double ring turns him into a rabbit vibe. Soft and flexible rabbit ears for targeted stimulation. Comfort fit double ring keeps the rabbit in place. It's true. Powerful erection enhancement. Three speeds. Three not one not two but three plus a function. A what? A function? Fun-tion. Fun-tion? Was that an echo? F-U-N fun. Instead of function it's a function. Fun-tion. Fun-tion. Keep up with me. Put your hand behind your head. Catch it. Super powered bullet motor. The oh hair. The rabbit you love on the ring he craves. Go to the screaming attack. I love how you said keep up with me. And that was the slowest I've ever heard. I want the sides to be a different color so it looks like the rabbit is wearing earmuffs. It's really fucking cool. It goes around your dick. It tickles. It goes underneath your click. It tickles. What is this? It's a double cock ring. One of the rings goes around his cock. The other goes around his balls. Okay. Then these little things they go up under the hood of your clit. This little thing turns on. It's a vibrator. It'll take the fizz out of your 7up. That's for sure. That's what I'm telling you. Oh my god. Keep up with this. We'll be right back. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. Go to the screamingode.com. All I can do when I hear that music is turn to my friend Ro. No, no, no, no, no. Why can't I turn to you? Because you want to grab my boob. No, if I swear to God I won't grab your boobs. Not just one. No, you're going to grab something else. I will put my hands behind my back. Okay, what are you going to do? Turn toward me. It's head to music. I knew there was something. I knew there was something. I'm thinking, you know what? Because you flashed me when I came in. I always flash you. Not like full. You did it like when you're a three-year-old little girl with a dress. Like you just pull. I am a three-year-old little girl with a dress. You were probably the little three-year-old girl with a dress. It was like, you want to see my underwear? I didn't even ask you. I just showed you. Yeah, you just showed it. I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn and... Ro De La Grazie. And... Stevie! And as promised, our special guest we've been waiting for for so long, Miss... Leighton Benton. Leighton Benton. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Leighton Benton. Welcome. Very excited to have you here. I'm probably going to stumble and stutter and slip and fall and trip over my tongue because you are so stunningly beautiful. Oh, thank you. You are like so my type. What is your mix? I'm black, Puerto Rican, Dominican. Oh, shoot. Don't piss her off. What do you like? Oh, my gosh. What kind of girls do you like? I'm hitting on her. She'll get it. I love just, you know, beautiful women. I love curvy women. Oh, I've got curves. Okay, I've got points right there. I also just like good personalities. I'm working on it. You know, act like one of the boys. I love playing like video games. Really far. I can speak. Oh, yeah. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I know. Come on, I'm doing good. And yeah, just someone that I can have fun with, you know? So, yeah. All right. So, I'm a tomboy by nature. I agree, yeah. I have 22 years of martial arts. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I will be your best friend or I will fuck you up. Oh, yeah. I'm either, I love it if you're, I prefer to be the sub. If you're not, I will fuck you up. Wait, the sub? I love to be, yeah, I would prefer to be the submissive person in the relationship. Oh, see, I thought you meant like substitute teacher. I would prefer for you to be in charge. Oh. Wait, you prefer to be a sub? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably strange for you knowing me the way that you do because I'm so ballsy. I would never guess that. No, my preference is to be the one. Especially after puppy. Remember puppy? Yeah. He's my slave. But, no, in general, I love to be the one that is submissive, not the one that's in charge. So, I'm just trying to let my beautiful guest here know I want Layton to know what I like and what I don't like and what my preferences are. Yeah. Uh oh, is he here? Yeah. Is he here? Are we going to let him in? Let's let him in. He's here. We've got a boy here. Can we let a boy in? Do you mind, Leighton? Yeah, it's fine. Now, how did you come up with the name Leighton Benton? I didn't come up with it, actually. One of my, my old agent did. Leighton Benton. Yeah. Because I want to lay you and I want to bend you in wonderful positions. Good start. And here we go. Johnny. Oh, man. Johnny. You're welcome. Welcome to the show. Hey, guys. Johnny, pronounce your last name. Laquasto. Laquasto. Yeah. Nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you. Johnny, how are you? I'm Leighton. Nice to meet you. This is Leighton. Now, is that a nice Italian name? Oh, yeah. It's Sicilian. Super Sicilian. Whoa. Oh. Not that Italian, though. It's just the name. Had I known that. No, I'm not like nearly as Italian as you. Okay. Well, my name got changed at Ellis Island because, you know, nobody could spell. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like the G. The G became a Q. Yes. And the A became an O. Yeah. So, now anyone with my last name is like a direct relative. Yeah, yeah. Well, do you think that you're more sexual than Ro De La Grazie? Both of you with Italian back sense. I doubt it. Back sense. I'm barely sexually active. So, Ro, I hope she beats me in that. Yeah, because I'm in a relationship. There you go. That would be sad if I was less sexually active than Johnny. Yeah, I mean, you're not married. No, I don't. Right? Leighton, we have two comedians here in the studio and neither one of them are fucking. Wait a second. No, I. Oh, wait. Okay. Okay. What? Hold on. You get action, Johnny. Nuh-uh. Yeah, you do, buddy. No, I don't. Honest to God, I'm really not. Okay, I did have sex in a tent two weeks ago. That was cool. But before that. Was there another person there? Yeah. Believe it or not. Yeah, Johnny. Yay for Johnny. Wasn't even a big tent. Was it Coachella? Doesn't need to be. Fuck Coachella. No, it wasn't Coachella. It was. It was. Okay, so my brother lives in Santa Barbara and two good friends of his, they got married like a month ago, but they had like. A wedding celebration weekend at this campground and they made me promise to get there. So I did. It was really fun and ended up at like 2.30 in the morning. It wasn't even that, like 60 people and almost everyone is like married. Yeah. And whatever. I don't know. Met a friend of theirs and I just ended up happening. Oh, wow. It was fun. Good for you. Spontaneous. That's the way to hook up. Yeah, it is. When there's only 60 people, what are the odds that you're going to find that single person? Ginger, that shit never happens to me. Like ever. Like before that, the last time I hooked up was probably like six weeks to two months. Oh, that's a long time. I'm super, like I just don't pay attention to chicks. I'm too busy. I need to introduce you to some of my friends. Okay. I'm too busy. So am I. Yeah, but you have cooler friends than I do. See, Ro knows it's a hustle. You got to work harder. I'm saying we were just talking about that. Yeah, my life is easy. I just lay around and people come instead of my face. Well, that's because you put the work in. Thank you. You put in the work. You have. I have put in the work anyway. So you're supposed to just lay around. Right. At this point, yeah. Is that what my, yeah. Wouldn't that be nice if that was my life? You've earned it. Yeah. Just sit around. You need to go and get a massage or go in the pool every once in a while. You can't just sit around with your face. No. Dudes like me, we got to be tomcats on the prowl, but I'm not and I don't have enough money to just wait for chicks. So it's just one of those situations. Well, now let me ask you, you've got the beautiful Leighton Benton sitting next to you. Johnny. This is an intervention. She's got like an old school Latoya hair thing on her. Oh. Yeah. I like it. Which is very, very sexy. Johnny, pronounce your last name again. LaQuasto. LaQuasto. That's kind of sexy. LaQuasto. It's very sexy. LaQuasto. LaQuasto. LaQuasto. Okay. I'm going to get it down. Now, let's say that you're in a club and the beautiful Leighton is in the audience. In the audience. Oh, a comedy club. You're in a comedy club. I thought you meant like at a dance club. I thought you meant like at a dance club. We all did, yeah. No, you're in a comedy club. And you've got Leighton. In the audience, in front of you. Look at those eyes. Okay. I'm melting sitting here. Are you going to use her in your jokes? Are you going to? No, I don't ever just pick people out. Like if they make a commotion or if they involve themselves, then you sometimes have to. If they were causing a commotion? Yeah. Like sometimes you have to pay attention to like a person, like not heckling per se. They don't realize what they're doing. But otherwise, I don't like, I'm not the kind of dude that like picks someone out and makes a commotion. I don't like to make fun of them really. It's not my style. Okay. So let's say you're on stage. Yeah. And you're, just start a joke. Just start a joke. I'll make like a one of Rose jokes. Okay, perfect. Imagine you're going to the gynecologist. He's in the middle of the joke. Leighton. He's in the middle of the joke. Interrupt him. Oh no. Make him pay attention to you. Okay, okay. Do like a knock knock joke and I'll huckle you. Okay. Okay. Oh wait, do you want me to play? Leighton's going to heckle. Oh, Leighton, you heckle. Oh, you ready for this? You ready? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Heckling is. You want to get his attention. Like if you were in the middle of a scene, right? And all of a sudden someone goes, you suck his dick better. You know, or something like that. Does that happen? I'm assuming you're an adult entertainer, I'm assuming. Yes. Okay. You don't get heckled in the middle of a scene. I mean, wouldn't that guy get thrown out? No, I don't. I don't get that. I mean, we, yeah, exactly. Like they tell us like, oh yeah, like open your legs more. Like. Wow. Really? Or like, yeah, like, you know, stuff like that. If you have trouble, I will back you up. I will be your personal new bodyguard. Okay. So. Seriously, I love her. You, you get told, oh, put your butt in the air more. Yeah. Like they'll be like, binge back more. Put your ass up more. Arch. And go to yoga tomorrow. Make it a bubble. You better do Pilates. We can't see. Make it a bubble? How do you make it a bubble? You can make your butt a bubble butt. You just have to like arch it right. Does the director ever say twerk? Is that ever? Oh yeah, twerking. Oh no, I just naturally like shake my butt. Okay. Well, hey. Can you do that for us now? Shake my butt. Yeah. Because I'm not. I would love to see that. Would you mind? Can you do it? Are you wearing spandex? Can you do it in spandex? You don't have to take it out. I can like grab it for you guys. Just do what you can with it. Okay. But that's the spandex. It's spandex. All right. So you got a butt. She's grabbing her ass. So that's what you do in a scene. Now, if you're going to, oh, bending over. All right. Look at that. There you go. Okay. Ass. Wow. Wow. You look great. Yeah. That's a twerk. Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk. That's it right there. Wow. That was fucking amazing. That's called being under 30. We should have gotten twerking. That's what I have to do. I'm 22. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Amazing. Johnny, was that amazing for you or not? That was pretty good. That was completely amazing. That was like, it makes a lot of sense. He was telling a joke. Yeah. And like, I wanted to get his attention. Okay. It's funny. I actually, I'll start it. I actually have a bit. I have a couple of friends that are in porn and they've been in it for a long time. And they're good friends. We met through comedy, actually, through comedy shows. Yeah. And so I do have a bit about porn where I'm not going to do the bit, but the premise is it's hard for me to watch modern porn because I feel like there's no joy in it. It's not natural. Like every girl in porn now, nobody smiles. You know what I mean? Like every scene I see, this chick has like a CrossFit face. Like, yeah. It's like, it's too much for me. It's too intimidating. It's not realistic. It doesn't make me feel like I can, like when I, I like watching old porn. Like, I don't like watching old porn. Like from the 90s. Cause that porn says to me, Hey bro, you can do this shit too. Like, that's what I, you know what I mean? I want to see more joy. I want to see smiles. That's what I say. There's no smiling. Why smile? It's not borderline sexual assault anymore. It depends on the movie. Don't get him. It depends on the movie. Cause there's some movies where you have to be like serious and there's some of them where they're like, Oh yeah. Like act like a little girl. Like you're so happy. Like, yeah. I don't want that. I'm creeped out by both. Yeah. And then, yeah. And then there's some where they're just like, I don't want that. And then there's like, you know, you have to be serious. Cause like for, you know, the parodies and stuff and like, you know, like, uh, Oh, the ones that have script. Yeah. Like I've done some where I had to like, you know, yell at my roommate or whatever because, cause she wouldn't have sex with me. So then. There she. What parody is that? That does happen. I've had that happen in real life. It's not a parody. It does happen. Like they don't like girls. I've only ever lived with dudes. So that has not happened to me. Unfortunately. Your roommate wouldn't have sex with you. That's why I live alone. But yeah. So. I mean, I've had certain times where I've had to be serious. And then once the sex happens and it's like sensual, you know, so it just depends, I guess. Yeah. But I have seen some scary porns where I'm like, that's kind of scary. Yeah. It's easier for you to be. I know girls are. I'm saying this in a nice way. Is it easier for you to be. Yeah. Romantic with a man or a woman? I probably say with a woman, it's more romantic. Just because. And why is that? Because it's like women are just more sensual than some guys. Some guys just want to like ram you and just get it over with. No, you're right. It's weird you say that because I'm really good friends with a very well-known porn star. And actually, yeah, she's obviously still in it. But her and I have never hooked up. We're legit friends. We even hung out in Vegas one time. I had shows. She came out to Vegas. We hung out. She got recognized like three times. And all my buddies were like, dude, what was it like having sex with her? I'm like, we didn't have sex. They're like, what the hell's the matter with you? I'm like, what do you mean? I'm like, I'm friends with a person. Doesn't mean we're going to bone. And secondly, what can I do that she hasn't had done 97 times better? So it's just like. 97 times more. About 97. No, do you find that. So you're right. I think dudes just, they meet someone that does what you do. They're like, oh, dude. Yep. We're all humans. So it does intimidate you. It's a different place when you meet somebody that's in porn. I wouldn't say intimidating because I'm not looking to. I don't really think I'm looking like most. Like most dudes would see a porn star like, oh, I don't really look at that. Like, oh, I just want to bone them. For me, it's intriguing. I like people that are in different professions because it fascinates me. You know, like someone who works in porn, I find that fascinating because I can never do it because I'm very insecure. But that's like the ultimate opposite of how I am. So to me, I like to. I like to talk to them and learn about, you know. And so I like being friends. You only live once. I like being friends with people from so many walks of life. Do you think that people in porn are more secure than comedians? Oh, wow. Except for the ones that start doing comedy. Good question. The ones that start doing comedy, I'm like, why would you want to get into that? Yeah. Comedy is everyone's fallback. Yeah. So sad. I'm thinking of going into comedy. You want to go into comedy? Jesus Christ. Oh, my gosh. No, mine. Actually, I'll get into comedy, be getting better spots than us in two weeks. I also model like urban modeling. I'm like, you know, do magazines and stuff. So, I mean, you know, there's other levels to, you know. Yeah. Doing porn. Also camming and stuff. How do you like camming? I like it because it's so funny because I have this guy that literally like every single day I cam him. And he's in some different country. I don't know where he's at. He's rich? I don't know. Because he just, he buys me stuff off my wishlist or he'll like put money in my PayPal. Yes, he is. That's the one thing that drives me nuts is when hot chicks have wishlists. It's like, you know, it's good enough to be a hot chick. You need people to buy you shit. Wait, so, wait. That drives me nuts. You do the camera thing. I've had one thing set for mine. Wait. You do a cam thing where you get on the camera and then you just like go, oh, hi. And then you just go, wittle, wattle. Well, with him personally, he just likes looking at my feet. What? Or like looking at my boobs. Oh, those are the best guys ever. Yes, they are. Or looking at my butt. Like I could just sit there and he stares at it and he just gets me stuff. So I say, okay. Those are the best guys ever. We're going to find out more about those best guys in just a minute. We've got Leighton Benton in studio. Leighton Benton. In studio. We've got Johnny Loquasto in studio. A fly girl? You're an original fly girl or am I, do I find the wrong, is this the wrong Johnny Loquasto? Oh, that's a joke. Is that somebody else? That's a joke. That's me. It's you. I say I was one of the original fly girls on Living Color. Oh my God. I was trying to figure that out. Leighton, you should know that show. You're too young for this. And the cute thing is Stevie bought it. And Living Color got canceled when she was two. Because I was born again, 91. That's crazy. Oh. It got canceled in 94. I know everything about it. That just made me sad. We're going to be right back with Leighton Benton with Johnny Loquasto with my beautiful co-host. My friend. My lover. Miss. Roe De La Crosse. Yes. She said it. She said it. She said it. And. Stevie. Stevie. Now, you know what? There's all kinds of new products. Oh, you're picking a stroker. Ooh, what is that? There are. What the hell is that? The Screaming O has all kinds of brand new products. Johnny needs this one. Sometimes I just want to go back old school. Johnny needs this in his life. Tacos. Taco stroker is one of my favorites. Now, what this is. This is a taco stroker. Taco meaning? It looks like a tampon. Ridges. No, it's a cup. Oh, a tampon. It's a wonderful stroker. No, that's not a tampon. It fits in your hand. It's in the palm of your hand like a. It fits like a glove. That's crazy. And then you put a little bit of lube on that glove. And then you stroke your taco. It's Paco's taco stroker. It's fucking. Don't act like you don't stroke and jerk. Everybody does. But it's called. Isn't taco another adjective for a. Taco. Taco. Taco meat. Female. Yes. Yeah. So why is it. This is the taco. Shouldn't it be. Get it. Get it. Shouldn't it be the peacock. Oh, it's shaped like a taco. Get it. It's shaped like a taco. You put your meat in the taco. Oh, boy. Or it could be like a bun. It's too bad. Or pork. Or beef. Mine's more of a street taco. Here are the three steps to use this. Wrapped in bacon. Number one. Uno. Open box. Remove taco and lube. Dos. Apply lube liberally to the wavy texture inside the taco. Tres. Tres. Wrap the taco around your meat and stroke up and down. There's a star, though. That's a lot of steps. Second and third helpings are encouraged. Are encouraged. It comes with its own lube. It's like taco sauce. It does. It's like getting a taco at Taco Bell. Johnny. Are you going to give him that? Look out, fleshlight. Johnny. The taco stroker's coming to get you. This is for you. That's for Johnny. Oh, Jesus. Take that. This is a gift for you. You live by yourself. You could use it tonight. I know that. We're going to be right back with Layden Bennett. Oh, my God. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. I'm Ginger Lynn with Roe Delegrazy. Stevie. Johnny, he's a mess. Johnny's a taco. I'm reading the warnings. The warnings are funny. And later then, we'll be right back here on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back after this short break. guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo I'm Ginger Lynn and I'm a very, very lucky girl. Every single Thursday I'm going to be bringing you whores and horrors with Miss Kelly Nichols. You're going to get inside Kelly. You're going to get to tickle my fancy. Guess what's up Ginger's ass? One of my favorite games? We'll put something up there. Blindfold Kelly. She's going to get down on her hands and knees and eat it out and see if she can guess what's been up in my butt. We've got queer quote, queer, queer quote, queer quote, queer quote, mystery X-rated 3000 theater. We've got Gross Out, The Horror Game, Educating Gina, and Talking Dirty to Me, as well as many, many other things. That's Thursday's Whores and Horrors with Ginger Lynn and Kelly Nichols. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Banker. Was he a next athlete? No. Yeah, he was. He is actually the banker we called when we found out. Oh, yeah. That our wonderful guest, Leighton Benton, declined her bank account at Chase. We called a different bank to see if they would allow you to have an account there. Which shall rename. And we will not name that bank. Because they said no. That's how I met him. I got a loan from him. They said no. And this is her boyfriend. And so I'm guessing that if you are a porn star and you have. Wait, no. He said to you. Remember he said that you would have to say you have like woman's wares. Remember? I would have to lie. Well, it's like that scene in Boogie Nights when Don Cheadle was trying to get a loan for a stereo store. And they were like, we don't want to associate with people in the porn industry. He's like, I'm an actor. And they wouldn't give him that damn loan. Oh, in that movie? Really? Kind of not far from. The truth, I guess. Wow. Yeah, no, it's true. It really isn't. But if you think about it, I mean, I've been around for 31 years in the adult film industry. And I've got bank accounts for this and for that, for different things. And they're all porn related. And I've never had a problem. And all it would have taken was me being at the wrong time at the wrong bank at the wrong place at the wrong whatever. And it still could happen. Can you sue for discrimination? That's what I was going to do. I actually talked to a lawyer and stuff. But it would just be such a like big process. Yeah, it is a big process. And plus, they're like a huge, just get a payout. Yeah. So, I mean, it's just. Isn't that discrimination? Yeah. But there's, I don't know. It's just too, like when we were looking at like the policies and the guidelines of the bank account, it just, it would just be too much work. Rosa Parks sat down. She didn't get up. That's right. That's right. Hey, you got to start somewhere. You're right. Stevie. Stevie did not. You're right. You're right. Yeah. I mean, that's a, that might be a little different. I mean, that was a. It's a lot different. It's a lot different. It's very different. But when you boil it all down. You're right. At the end of the day, it's not fair. Yeah. That's true. It's just not fair. Rosa Parks wanted to stand up and Leighton just wants to lay down. So, let's let it happen. No, no. No. Rosa Parks wanted to. Stand up. Sit down. Well, okay. She wanted to stand up and sit where she wanted to sit. Yes. That's what I was trying to get at. Yes. But she did stand up. Can we talk about pussy? Okay. Well, sure. I just want to talk about the pussy right now. It's a good segue. Everything has gone way off. Talk about civil rights if you want to talk about it. All right. I mean. Think about civil rights for a second. Sure. And then we're going to come back from our break. Wait a second. And we're going to talk about. We just had a break. We just had a break. I know, but I'm overdue. Oh, are you? Oh. Wait, is there more break? No. Did I mess up? No. We just had one. So I did my break early. All right. Then never mind. Because you got excited about the pockless talk. I want to talk about. She doesn't want to talk about civil rights. She wants to talk about vaginal. I want to talk about pussies. All right. So what we've got here is the female genitalia. All right. And we're going to play a little game here. Here is a pussy for you. Oh, boy. Yeah. There you go. A pussy for you. I'll take one. Ro, I know you need a pussy. Oh, this is. Is this an eraser or is this. It's a magnet. It's a refrigerator magnet. Do I get a pussy? You get a pussy. Now, what I'm going to do. It's a vagina. Is this a magnet? I'm going to volunteer my pussy. That's crazy. Leighton Benton being the only one in studio who is willing to actually look at the real pussy here. So what we're going to talk about is the different portions of the pussy. Are you comfortable with this, Johnny? I do what you got to do. It's your show. All right. Well, I want you to be happy. Which way does it go? That's the whole problem here. Wait. Does it go this way? Or this way? Ro. Because it goes this way. Have you ever looked at your pussy? I just realized. I kind of want to. Because the clit's right here. I was holding it upside down, I think. I just realized. So when you rub your clit, it's right there. Let's take our hair. Because my hair is curly. I'm going to put it on top of that and make a little fro on it. This right here. This is the hood of your clit. Oh, you can't tell her all those things yet. Oh, yeah. That's all I'm telling you. It's like a Camaro. Can we? Like a Camaro. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's all I'm telling you. Oh, that's the hood. Where's the transmission oil? I don't know. I never found it. Now, what I'm going to do is take a baby wipe and wipe my pussy off because my good friend Layton here. Good, bro. Did you just get it? You're in trouble now. Oh, me? Why? What am I going to do? Did you just stand there? No. Layton. Layton's going to look at her vagina. It's a trick. Thank you. It's a trick. It is not a trick. It's a trick. I've got a vagina in my hand. I know, but there's still points being given out to the people who get the answers correctly. He looks so nervous. Johnny's hand is shaking. Do you have a pen and a piece of paper? I'm just looking. I'm holding a magnet. Are you going to take a selfie? No, but I enjoy this magnet. It's very nice. All right. I should take a selfie with this. Should I give these out at the bridal shower I'm throwing? You can. Stevie, remind me to get some toys for the bridal shower. You know where all the parts are. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. You and I are going to be like this. Who's getting married? All right. So. My sister's getting married. Oh. Yeah. That's awesome. All right. On the outside. Going to you, Johnny. Hey, what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. On the outside. Starting at the top. Is it the hood? On the outside of the pussy. There's nothing on the inside. We're talking about the very outside. There is an area that is the very substance of the pussy. It's the main thing. The woman. The woman. It is called the Mons Venus. Do you know what the Mons Venus is? I believe that's somewhere in our solar system. I want to say the second planet from the sun. That's Venus. That's incorrect. No. I just. The Mars Venus. Mons Venus. Mons Venus. The Mars Venus. Venus. Who the hell created these names? You know what's sad? I'm a physical therapist. I know the body. Yeah, buddy. You know what we don't learn is the vagina in physical therapy school. Why? Because that's the salt. If you work on someone's vagina in a physical therapy school. What if their vagina is hurt? This portion of the pussy is not one that's out of the ordinary. It's not a sexual pope. Is the Mons Venus on this? Maybe. Yes. How do you know about the vagina? I don't know anything about it. Then you can't just say yes. It's a lucky guess. Technically, yes. Technically. It's right here. Up here. It's the lips. No, it's not the lips. Okay. All right, Johnny. I want to say it's above that. It's the. Let's say it's above the hood. Right? Above the hood. Sure. All right. All right. Those are the two guesses we have in so far. Layton, Ben, I'm going to come over and sit in your chair. Okay. We have a camera that faces you. Did this vagina have a baby or no? Hmm. Because mine. Yeah, mine doesn't. Because it comes out of this part, right? So did this have a baby? You don't even know where it comes out of. Actually, this was a C-section. All right. Okay. Come on in. I'm going to sit in your chair. Okay. So what am I doing? You are going to show us where the Mons Venus is located. Now, there's a camera right there. Okay. So wait a second. Now, I'm going to lean back. I'm going to grab the microphone. Johnny, don't freak out. Where is the Mons Venus? Layton, you know where the Mons Venus is? You know where that is? I have eye contact with you, Ro. I think it's this, right? Eye contact with you. Where are you going for? Just focus. I will. Layton, you tell me where do you think it is? You're single. You're allowed to look. Use the hand sanitizer. Yeah. Just go in. I trust you. Okay. So I'm thinking it's like. She's had a lot up there, so don't worry. She's got the bionic pussy. Okay. No. Oh, no. Sit back in your chair. Let me show you. Okay. Now, are you uncomfortable with me showing you where the Mons Venus is? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes. Well, it's kind of out of commission right now. Out of commission. Did you take it to the shop? Yep. What's up? I'm on my menstrual cycle. Sure. No one's going to see it. What I'm going to do is I'm coming in from behind. You can explore mine. The camera's over there. You can show me mine. I'm not going to lift it up. I'm not going to lift up your dress. It goes down in between. When your legs are together. Yes. And right above that, there's your pussy hair. Okay. And if I were to grab that mound. Did you know that, Jenny? That mound. That is the Mons Venus? This mound that I'm grabbing without exposing anything. This is your Mons Venus. This is your... Hold on. I want to point something out. That is not on this magnet. That is it. That's not on the magnet. So we lied. To Ro. And therefore, I get a point. All right. Give Ro a point. There you go. There is your Mons Venus. How did it feel? Ro gets a point. That was interesting. Now, do you not work when you're on your cycle? Oh, yeah. You do. You do? You just put sponges in your vagina. What? Oh, God. Wow. Yeah. Sponges? Mm-hmm. Ooh. No, they're little sea sponges. They're not anything... Not like what you think. No. They're not what you're thinking of. No. Like makeup. Not like one of those cello sponges. But what if they get caught up there? No. If you put it in your ass, it's going to get caught or fly around up inside and you'll never find it again. Whoa. In your pussy, it will come out again and you're fine. Do you use a makeup sponge or a sea sponge? I would really just take a week off. That's what I would do. I put the... I use the... Sometimes it depends. I use a circle sponge. Oh, okay. Because that way, it kind of like blocks, you know, the whole thing. Yes. The whole cervix and stuff. Because with the triangle ones, I feel like... You have to stuff a whole bunch in there. I don't like the triangle ones. Like a makeup one. The wedge, you mean. Yeah. The wedge. The wedge. All right. So, Stevie, points on that one. Ro got one. Johnny? I cheated, but I got one. Johnny didn't get a point. I said it was above the roof or the hood. Does that count? Johnny said it was above... No. Okay. I lost. Okay. You get another pocket. Does Layton get a point, Stevie? I think she earned one. Did you earn... Did you earn one? I think she did. You think you did? Well, she got her mom's Venus touched. Yep. Okay. You got a point. All right. What's the next thing on the list? Jenny got it right. Jenny got a point. Oh, Jenny got a point. Jenny got a point. Woo! For Jenny. Give Jenny a point. I didn't say it here, but I knew it was that. Wow. Write it down. Give Jenny a point. Jenny get a point. Yeah, because if you get them all right... What's the next one? Do you want me to say one? Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Give us one. So, ready? Whoa. What is this? Okay. Whoa. Ooh. Is that basketball? No, I just have sound effects I didn't know I had. Oh. Okay. It's now a Nike commercial. That's scary. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I have a horror film coming up. You do? We should use that for tomorrow. On August 23rd, I've been practicing for like a day. In the studio. Wait. You're going to be in one? Yeah. I've got a huge role in this film coming up. It's like psycho. What's it called? It's called The House of Many Sorrows. Ooh. Sounds like a comedian sex life. That's so funny. All right. Go on. Okay. So, let's do this. The vulva. Where's the vulva? I have one of those. The vulva. The vulva. The vulva. The vulva. Leighton and I are both going. Okay. So, what's the vulva? Johnny, where's the vulva on your magnet? Johnny, where's the vulva? I don't think it's on the magnet, guys. That's sad. Am I? Is it? That's really fucking sad, Johnny. What? Johnny, where's the vulva on the magnet? Johnny, play the game. I am playing the game. Where's the vulva in the tent? I feel like it's inside. All right. All right. Johnny feels the vulva's inside. Yeah, maybe. Leighton, any idea where the vulva is? This thing. Let's see. What are you pointing at? She is pointing at the middle of the inside of the inner labia. She's pointing at the crevice that's in between. No. Okay. That's not the vulva? That's not the vulva. All right. What? Row. Row. Any guess where the vulva is? Right in there. I'm tight. It's like that. Row is looking at the part underneath of the hood. All right. I'm going to just jump out on a limb here, and if I'm wrong, y'all get to spank me. The vulva is the entire pussy. The vulva is not the pelvic bone, but the area from the hood of the clit all the way down to the back and the bottom. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. The entire, if I were to cut my pussy in my hand, that would be the vulva. That's my answer. That's what I'm sticking to. The vulva is the main area of the external female genitalia and encompasses most of the parts mentioned below. It is a focus of attention for both intercourse and oral sex. Okay. You're right. You get a point. I get nothing. Yeah. All right. Steven, write me down a point. I should have paid attention in health and psychology. Okay. Write me down a point there, baby. I never paid attention to this in high school. Okay. I never. Because they have health and psychology. You know, you're a freshman, you're in high school. Yeah. And I never paid attention to it because I was like, oh, I know. Come on. Just fuck me and go. How old were you when you decided to do what you're doing? I was 19. Wow. How did you know at 19? I was just, I just knew because I just always watched porn. Yeah. And I just saw how glorified these women were getting from men. You know, men just love porn stars and they love the fantasy. And I've always wanted to get the attention and feel like men all over the world are fantasizing about me. And I was always a freak in high school. And has it turned out the way that you were planning? Yeah, actually. Yeah. You know, and I think that women and men who get into the adult film industry have a different point of view than most people. Do you? Yeah. I, my first time masturbating, I was probably four. Jesus. And I remember being in my bathtub. No. And the water flowing down. And my mother, what she used to do is leave the warm water flowing so that the water would stay warm in the bathtub. And I remember scooting closer and closer and closer and just wanting to feel that warm water on my pussy. And after that moment, after I had my first orgasm, I would masturbate. I would hump at the end of my bed. I would hump my stuffed animals. I would hump the corner of my desk. I would hump. The corner of your death? The corner. I would walk into school. I did that, yeah. And lift up my dress. Really? And just straddle the corner and hump it. During class? During class. I would hump. I would climb a swing set. Like I would go to the park and everybody else is on the swings. I'm climbing the swing set because I'm humping it. And I'm coming while I'm doing it. And how old? I'm 20. I started at four. How is that possible? It felt good. Now, you don't have kids yet. God, no. Kids will naturally start masturbating at a very, very young age. Yeah. I've heard that. How often and how much they relate to it and they take off on it is all very individual. And for me, it was, I did it, I came, it was on. So it's different for everybody. And there's nothing unnatural. Yeah. It's not natural or unusual. I used to hump the toilet. I did too. I still do. I still do. I used to hump a toilet. Okay. It's kind of like really hard. So you have to kind of like. No, it's not. Yeah. Like, cause me, I have fallen off. So I would get a towel. And so I put a towel over it. And basically you have to like be at a perfect angle. So here's a toilet. Like for instance. Okay. So here's the toilet. So Layton's standing up and she's at the corner of our table in the studio. And then I would. And she's grinding. Showing us how she straddled the toilet. You mean the corner of the basin? Oh, let me show you how to do it. Or not the, not the seat. No, I would just like the basin. But let me show you how to do it, baby. And everyone's trying to figure this one out. Yeah. That's how I would do it. She's going to show us how to. This is going in my segment of porn, you know, porn stars are different than regular people. Because I would never think of this. Here is your toilet seat. It's round. It's a horseshoe shape, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. It's very simple. All you do is straddle the edge. Oh, see, I never did that. Oh. And you drop one leg down and you just ride it. And you ride it. The basin or the seat? This is the seat. See, I did it the opposite way. I was over the toilet. You were going. And then I was holding on to like the. When I see the toilet, I think I'm going to pee on it. That's it. Like just pee in it. And then I would. I would like. I would like. In the bathroom, I would like hump like the side of the counter by the sink. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then I would use a towel. Yes. Yeah. That's. Okay. You don't need a towel. Now, the thing about the towel is it keeps you from getting that rug burn. The burn. Yeah. Yes. Wait. Now, the towel works really well. Excuse me. Do you look at objects and just go, I'm going to hump it? Yes. Or there's a couch, like the couch. The couch. The couch. The couch. The arm. The arm. Armrest. Yeah. So I would hump the couch. Oh, my God. I met somebody. I have to go this year. What about. I feel like this is a good commercial for Lowe's. Yeah. Yeah. Or. You have the best furniture you could hump on. On fire. What about the movie theater? I've given head in a movie theater. No, but I mean like the armrest. Well, I've humped the seat. Oh, no. I've never humped anything in the movie theater. But my ex-boyfriend, when I was in high school, we would like, you know, like mess around and stuff. And do spontaneous things. So we would go into the movie theater. And yeah. But we never had sex in the movie theater. And it's totally natural. It's totally normal. Totally honest. I have. Because he's my boyfriend. I've humped more of the back of, you know, the part where you flush the toilet. The handle part. But you pump that. Well, I've never humped that. I've humped that. You just love humping everything. I have humped. You have like spicy things on your lips. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's this Balsam. It plumps your lips. It's a lip plumper. I can feel it. I'm going. Yeah. My lips are getting very plump. So anyway. It's very nice. I know that our guest, Johnny. He hasn't humped half the things. Johnny is a little bit mortified. You didn't hump anything like when you, when you were growing up, you didn't hump like a pie? No. I think most, most dudes, the, the couch was always the, the pretty much. Oh. The. Between the cushion. Between the cushion. You pumped the couch? Yeah. Couch cushions. Probably the gold standard. I would say. Oh. Yeah. All right. Well, let's see if you know anything more about the pussy. Pillows. You know. Pillows? Yeah. Oh, you did hump pillows. Who didn't? Wait. I don't know how. Cause pillows, I couldn't get off to a pillow. Oh, I still do. Well, it depends. Cause I don't know. So you've humped a pillow and you've humped a pillow. What's the difference in the techniques? Do you hump it just jumping on it or do you crunch it into something or what? I put it between my legs. Okay. And just like I would a hump. And ride it? And I ride it. And what do you? Yeah. Is that what you do? You just ride the pillow? When you're a kid, you'll just figure out a way. Your parents leave. So you don't do that anymore? You're not like an adult humper? No, I'm not. No. You're not an adult humper? No. It was. The furniture thing was a childhood thing. No, I know. You're an adult humper. I know. I know, but you're making fun of adult humpers here and I have a problem with that. It just sounds like it's a group that meets once a week. It's been aged. I'm an adult humper. Twice a month and we all know that it's normal to hump. There's nothing wrong with it. Like you guys have really good cookies and nice coffee and you have your stuffed animals of your choice. Are you making your AH meetings? Yeah, I'm going, man. Yeah. Adult humpers. Adult humpers. Rocky is my dog of choice. Let me call my sponsor. Hi, my name is Ginger and I'm an adult humper. We know, Ginger. That's what everyone says. I'm saying hello. We know. I've humped 13 things this week. I've got to call my sponsor. No. My cleaning lady didn't know what to do this week. Okay, you obviously know nothing about humping. You hump the same things over and over and over and over again. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. You don't like pick up new things. Oh, I thought you did. I don't know. You're like, oh, there's a picture. I'm going to hump it. Yeah. No. It really helps out the feng shui in this place. You hump the same things over and over and over. I had to move the statue. Ginger kept humping it. Yeah. I had to turn Buddha around. Because I hump the same thing. I actually play with my Hitachi every single day. That thing is an everyday thing. Is that a remote? What is it? It's a vibrator. It's like, they call it a personal massager. Yeah, but it's a vibrator. Yeah. Have you broken your head off the thing? I hear Hitachi. I think television. I actually have. It's a cheap one. So I'm actually on my third one. Oh, okay. It's not as hard to do as you would think it would be. No, I believe it. I believe it. Not as hard. We're going to take a quick phone call. I think they dropped it. They dropped what? They left. No, it's there. Oh. I thought it was a drop call. I thought that means they're gone. No, that means they're there. Is it your sponsor from the adult hump? I don't know. L-Sweet, if you speak loudly and clearly, we'll pick you up, baby. How are you? I'm fine. Can you hear me? We can hear you very well. L-Sweet, tell me you're a humper. I am. I was calling to tell them. I'm going to leave my ginger alone. Oh, yes. L-Sweet, I... Thank you very much. I hump everything, and I can't help it. I could sit here right now, and it would be much easier for me to come humping the edge of my chair or this desk or... The back of Rose's head. My bun? Rose. My hair bun? She was so not paying attention. I wasn't. I was like... Spider? Or... There's a spider in the studio? The back of Rose's head. She missed the whole thing. The back of my head? You would hump the back of my head? Wouldn't that hurt my neck? If you stayed still. Yeah, that's true. But then Johnny's here, and you work on my neck. Do you want me to hump the back of your head? We have a towel. No, no. That's okay, because my neck... No, it's cool. A towel right there. No, I don't... I want her to not... No, you already humped me when I was in the praying mantis thing. Remember? You were so good at that. So beautiful. So beautiful. Yeah, we bent over like a praying mantis. So anyway, you are a humper, right? I am. What do you hump, Elsweet? Well, when I was younger, I used to scissor with my teddy bear. That was my favorite. Oh. How old are you, can I ask? You sound like you're 14. Switch that. Flip it. Oh, 41. Yeah. All right. Well, you sound young. Thank you. So keep it up. Keep humming. I like the corner of the couch. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. That's my favorite. Like the armrest. That's one of my favorites. You are a girl after my own hump. Maybe I just don't have sexy furniture at home. No, it doesn't matter. Your furniture's all from the Baroque period. It's terrible. Terrible. From thrift shops, you don't want to... Until you start humping it, you don't know the value of the furniture you have. Yeah, because you could say... Yeah, that's what makes you like it. It's like, I don't want to switch couches. This one is perfect. Just the right height. Sure, the one spot's all worn away, but it's a nice couch. Elsweet. It'll keep you company. You have a nice couch. Do you have any plaid in your house? Plaid? Plaid. That's a turn-on for you? Hey. No, it is. My first humping was a plaid sofa. Oh. I know what to get you for your birthday. My sofa is plaid, but I have a couch cover over it. See? Oh, you've got to take that cover off. It's not just me. Well, no, because then you will see the worn spot on the... Oh, you got the cover. I knew we had a connection that no one else would get. I knew we had it. Thank you so much, sweetheart. You're welcome. Hey, I love you. That's why, you know, we're here. That's why we do so well together. That's awesome. Thanks, Elsweet. Love you right back, baby. Thank you. All right. Bye-bye. Thank you. I've got an idea. What? Across the street from where I work. Yes. Tori Spelling had a store called Inventory. It was all her furniture from her house. And she sold it for a lot of money. Really? Really? Really? Really? Nobody wanted to pay $5,000 for a bench. You should sell your furniture. But it not just was used, humped by Ginger Lynn. Do you know how much money you could get for that? Do you know how many toilets I just re... People would pay a lot of money... What do you call it? Retrograded? Upgraded? Retro? Re-innovated? No, where you have to put all new toilets in your... Renovated. What was that word? Re-innovated. Because you have to put all new toilets in your house. I just put seven fucking new toilets in my house. Well, let's go find the other ones and we'll sell them. I have a stupid big house. How big is your house? Yeah, it's big. 7,000 square foot. Where do you live? Valley, I'm assuming. A couple blocks away. Shut up. Yeah, there's room for that. I'm right around the corner. No, she's in the valley. Yeah, because that's the only place that has room for a 7,000 square foot house. 7,000 square feet. It's actually only 6,670. And you live by yourself? No, I have a boyfriend. Her and her 18 cats. I have an 18-year-old son. And I have a living bodyguard. Oh, my God. It's stupid. Anyway, let's take a quick break. Good for you. We're coming back. We're talking more about the female genitalia. The female genitalia. The female genitalia. So far, I've been shut out. Yes. All right. In the meantime, go to the screamingo.com. What I want you to look at here is called the Overtime. Now, the Overtime is a cock ring. It's a pussy vibrating clit vibrating cover. That's multitask. Wow. Yeah. It is a ball cock ring. It does a little bit of everything. It's called the Overtime. It's got an ultra soft ace hitter strokes the sweet spot. That comes down around the bottom. It's got a reinforced erection ring for pressure point. I have a question about that, though. Say you use one of these with your other person. Yes. Aren't they going to want that every single time? At that point, you're no longer going to be enough because you're human. Like physically, you don't have that. I feel like it's I feel like it's pimping your ride, if you will. All right. Let me go to the performance enhancing device. That's the vibrator. Then the three speed plus pulse vibration. Wow. Um, you know what? I've been with the same guy for six years and it's always different. It's always new. It's always unusual. It's always fantastic. It's always the same. If that makes any sense at all. And so what I find with the Overtime is it just adds a sense of something different. Okay. It doesn't make it so that what's normal, what's unusual, what's uh, freakishly normal is boring. It makes everything a little bit better and it doesn't take away from what you have. If it starts taking away from what you have, then you shouldn't be using it. I think Rose should give it to her giant banker. Uh, I could, but I feel like sex toys are like, sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't. So it's like an Almond Joy or a Mounds. Would he wear pink? No, he probably wouldn't. I don't know if he, I mean, I could. If you turn the lights out, would he wear that pink thing? Um, I don't know. I think it goes in the dark. All of a sudden I stick, yeah. What are you doing? What's this? I'm sticking a pink rabbit on your penis. See, I think sex toys are wonderful. I think they're enhancing. I think they make your sex life better. I think that if you need a sex toy all the time, then you need, you have a problem with your sex life in the beginning. You know, it should enhance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn it. We'll be right back here. Blame it on Ginger. Don't go anywhere. At ease, soldier. She was shining like a star. The beads of sweat were glistening as she and I were christening my car in Shangri-La. And as it was in my tradition, we'd run the gauntlet of decisions from routine to acrobatic and bizarre. She said, now show me what you've got. She looked so purely hedonistic as my insides went ballistic for the money shot. And as the rhapsody subsided, she was dewy-eyed and thoughtly spoken. She confided her misguided plans in me and she swore. Wild like a child. And she said, I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. She'd always been a wandering vine. She grew up fast and filled out faster as she soon became the master of the finish line. And while she lacked sophistication, there would be no limitations to the lengths of deprivation in her prime. She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen. I'll live a life that's so divine just sipping wine and blowing lines with Charlie Sheen. I'll be in all the magazines. They'll tell me no more. No one's looked so fine in 69 since Tracy Lord's Sweet Sixteen. And she smiled like a child when she said, I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. Oh. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. Oh, there I go. There I go. I'm moving the camera. I have to sneak up on them. It gets my heart going. I am Ginger Lynn with Ro De La Grazia. You're listening to The Crack on Wednesdays on Blame It On Ginger with our special guest. Johnny Loquasto. Johnny Loquasto. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the show. Good to have you here. It's already been fun. We're going to keep rolling. Now, where can we come and see you? Oh, well, tonight I'm in Venice. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Venice. Tomorrow night I'm at the Comedy Store. Saturday night. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, Venice. How do we know where to see you? Oh, the Venice Underground. It's called Townhouse. It's called the Venice Underground Comedy Show at a bar called Townhouse. It's really old school. It's like a basement. They actually have, what's the burlesque, I think, after the comedy show on Wednesdays? It's pretty cool. It's a really cool spot for comedy. It's always packed. It gets a little unruly at times, but that's fun. That's the way I like it. Yeah. It's in the basement, too. It's so cool. Basement comedy. Comedy's the best. It's cool. Comedy Store tomorrow and then Ice House Saturday. But otherwise, jlocomedy.com, and I have a film coming out called The Thumb Wrestler, and the website for that is thethumbwrestler.com. Ooh. And it's ridiculous. That sounds really fun and ridiculous. Please go to the website and click like on the Facebook page. I'm really proud of it, so yeah. The Thumb Wrestler? Thethumbwrestler.com. It's about two years in the making. We're almost done. Whoa. Oh, wow. Fabulous. We will definitely check it out. Thank you. Please do. It's really... Actually, I'm going to go to the Thumb Wrestler.com. Actually, a porn star is actually in a movie. Whoa. What? My very good friend, Phoenix Marie, plays the ring girl. I love Phoenix Marie now. She's fabulous. She's been buddies for a couple years now. We met my buddy, Derek Pierce. I met him at a comedy show. He brought her to my next show. I'm sorry you're friends with Derek. I love Derek. Yeah, he's my boy. I guess you disagree, but... You know what? You won't say anything. That's okay. You don't have to say anything, but I'm cool with him. I love him. He's a sweetheart. I hope that everybody is happy with all their friends. Okay. Fair enough. But nonetheless, yeah, Phoenix and I are friends, and she really... She thought the script was hilarious. She's like, can I be in it? And I was like, sure. And so she plays the ring girl. I get her name is Clara Fantastic. Oh, and she is fantastic. She's in the trailer. She speaks in the trailer, and then in the movie, she's the actual... Like, what I did was I made... I don't like films that give away the best parts in the trailer. Right. So I made a trailer that had all footage that is not even... Even in the movie on purpose. No. Yeah. I made a trailer that makes you want to see it, but doesn't give away any jokes. And so... That's brilliant. Wait, you funded the whole movie? Yeah. And then I actually... I did an Indiegogo campaign, but I gave all the money to a pediatric cancer foundation that I work with. Oh, wow. Good for you. It's called Thumb Wrestling? The Thumb Wrestling. I just liked it. The Thumb Wrestling. I just liked it on Facebook. How can we help or our listeners help? Oh, it's... I mean, I already gave... I already did the campaign. At this point, the best way to help it is honestly, you can go to the Thumb Wrestling... ThumbWrestler.com and then there's a little Facebook link. Click on it and just click like and you can watch the trailer and, you know, just tell people about it. I'm trying to get it in festivals and I imagine the more... Whoa, I almost threw my vagina. You know, I guess the more attention it gets online, the better it can be. I'm really proud of it. I think people are going to really enjoy it. It's a great cast. And like I said, I was able to raise some money and give it to a good cause. And I think it's funny. It's in the genre of like airplane and naked gun. That's like my favorite type of comedy. Fantastic. Fantastic. You wrote the whole thing? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. A buddy of mine and I kind of collaborated, but I wrote the script and then we kind of... And then on set, we did a lot of improv and some of it stayed in, some of it didn't. And yeah, I'm really excited. We'll see. Cool. It'll do something. Awesome. Fingers crossed. Johnny wrote a movie. I didn't know that. Not a feature. It's about 30 minutes, but still. Who cares? Yeah, it's still an accomplishment. It's a movie and you got it done. I like the cartoon. Thank you. That was a cool cartoon. Appreciate it, yeah. It's a cartoon on the page. There's an illustration. There's an illustration. I saw that. It's an illustration. It's pretty cool. So I appreciate it. Thank you. That's cool. You should get a ton of festivals. I hope so. Cons. I see cons in your future. Probably not cons, but I mean, I'll take what I can get. Sundance? I mean... Sundance is a good one. Yeah. You know, and anyone who donated their money, their name went into the credits, which is really cool. Oh, that's nice. Yep. Do they know they raised money for the pediatric? Oh, yeah. I've been working with them for years. They started my hometown and I'm one of their West Coast ambassadors. And so I try to raise awareness. I try to raise awareness for them out here. And so, yeah, it was all a big thing. Unfortunately, I'm not famous, so I can only raise about $900. I wish I could have raised more, but all the money went to them. So that was cool. You know, how can we help? Like I said, just go to the film and click like and just hopefully come see it whenever I can do a premiere. Go to the film. Ooh, yeah. I want to see a premiere. And who are you on the line right now? Hello? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, Spacey. Hello. Hi, Spacey. You have to speak up. We can't hear you. Hello. Hi. You chose the right name. Is this the Ginger Lynn Show? It is the Ginger Lynn Show. It absolutely is. What can we do for you? Is Leighton Benson on right now? You know what? We're going to get right back to you. Hold on. Put him on hold. We'll get right back to you. Yes. He's almost there. Very soon. I don't know. Is that a friend of his? I think it might be a fan. I'm going to guess so. Yeah. I just don't know if he's figured out how to work the internet yet. I don't know. I love my fans. But I'm glad his name is Spacey. I'm sure he's a great guy, but he just kind of scared me. Do you want me to pick him back up? Big Bob. Oh, it's Big Bob. Who the hell is Big Bob? Who's Big Bob? Do you want me to pick him back up? Huh? Who's Big Bob? Do you want me to pick him back up? Yeah. All right. Big Bob. Ready, Big Bob, are you there? Double B. Big Bob. Hello? Hello. Spacey. Yeah, this is Spacey. Yes, we've got you, yes. Welcome to the show, Spacey. How can we help you? She's not drinking a Rockstar, I'll tell you that. Uh-oh. I would just like to say hi to you ladies. Hi to Lake Convention. Hi, how are you? So good to have you here, honey. I'm doing great, and you? I'm great, thank you. Fabulous. Oh, I was going to tweet it, like, you said you like to play the wrestling game. I asked who's your favorite wrestler. Oh, okay, so my favorite wrestler would be John Cena. There you go, good choice. Yeah. How about you? How about you, brother? Who's your favorite wrestler? I go with Randy Orton. Oh, yeah, I love Randy. I love Randy, too. The Viper, no problem. Because I think you're talking about because I posted this picture today, and I had my PS3 controller in my hand, and I was saying that I was going to play with my fans later on, because I have WK14. So you're an actual fan? Yeah. I work in pro wrestling. Are you serious? I have a podcast that we actually got CM Punk on this week. Oh, my gosh. So we got to exchange info. I do commentary, play-by-play. I have a podcast on Nerdist, a lot of stuff. I love WWE. I love it. Then I got something for you. It'll be great. Oh, my God. Okay, sorry. But, yeah, so I'll be online tonight, so I'll have to put my gamer tag on. Do you have the game? I do, but do you have it on PS3? Yeah. I have it on the Xbox. Aw. I know. So close. You're so close. All right, baby, thank you so much. Hello? Thank you, baby. Thank you for calling, sweetheart. No problem. I'm a big fan of you, and you're such a cutie. Aw, thank you, sweetheart. Thank you for being a fan. You should tweet me, and I could follow you if I don't already follow you. All right. I will. All right, sweetheart. Have a good day. Thank you, too. Bye. Bye. You have a lot of great fans. They are so cute. You have so many wonderful, wonderful, wonderful fans. They are. They are. I think I'm high. Osmosis. Osmosis. All right. I'm not sure what that was all about. But he sounded very, like, chill. Like, he probably doesn't, like, get angry. I know. Yeah. Can you imagine him angry? Yeah. He'd be like, hey. He'd have the longest argument of all time. Hey, I need to talk to you. Stevie, I want you to cross these off as we go through them. Oh. Body part? Because we haven't done this. This is 50 great things to do with your breasts. Oh. And we found things that we've been able to do. We found things that didn't work. That didn't work out well. Okay. All right. So, number one. Go braless. Wear a silk set or a combined combo cotton t-shirt. Wait. Go braless when? Wait. What happened? Okay. Well, I'm not. So, Leighton. Huh? Will you take your bra off and let me touch your titties? Sure. I'm kind of sweaty right now. It's so hot in here. I'm going to come in. It is absolutely hot in here. This studio gets ridiculously hot. Yeah. Ginger's coming over. What do you think I might do? How do you feel about if I smell your bebs, your beb, your boob sweat or your bebs what? Okay. Can I smell your bebs? She's okay with your bebs, your boob sweat. She loves scents. Yeah. I don't think they smell like anything. Hope not. All right. Let me go in. Lift it up. What size are those? 38 double D. Are those all you? Yeah. Help me out here. Holy Lord. Yeah. Because she's 22 too. That's a good perk. Oh my goodness. That's true. That's going to be, you know. I'm sniffing. I will tell you something, Leighton, that in your 30s things start to happen with natural boobs. Right. They start to fall a little. Yeah. That's okay though. You could always get them smaller. No, these are perky. You could always reduce them as you get older and that way they'll look perky again, right? That's how you do it. Wait, you get them small? Yeah, as you get older. Isn't that a thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're distracting my model. Sorry. Oh my God. I was trying to film. Wait, you mean when you get older, you make them smaller? Sure. You're distracting my model. It's better for your back. Sorry. Sorry. You're distracting your model. Physical therapist talking. I apologize. Yeah. It's worse for your back because they're big. Well, if they're natural. Yeah. You can keep them that way. Well, you could. You could also get them smaller. Yay. How was that for you, Leighton? It was good. It was good. She made me. She's done. I'm even more sweaty now. How was her boob sweat? How was my boob sweat? Did you smell it? Your boob sweat was sweet and it was silky and it was slippery. Satiny. It was just satiny. You know what it was? It was like if you put your tongue on something that just it slid across. And you had no control. Let's say that I was a car and my tongue was the wheel. And you were at the Tokyo Drift. And I was coming up at the Tokyo Drift and I had to stop and I just kept sliding. That was my tongue on your titties, your body parts, everything, anything. I feel like that when I eat ice cream. Your boobs are the Autobahn. So. Oh, yes. Thank you. Hey, no problem. I did. I didn't know that word. I didn't know that phrase. I've heard of it. I didn't know Autobahn. It's in Germany, right? It's in Germany where there's no speed limit. Yeah. I've heard of it. I've got to go there. I'd be terrified. I'd be that old man in the right lane going 65. Yeah, you would. Go around me. I'd pull up and like I'd get a Porsche and be like, wait, do you drive on which side of the road in Germany? Is it the right or the left? I'd probably say the opposite, I think. Yeah. I'd need a little time to practice. Maybe. How are you looking? Is it really important? No. What? The Autobahn? Which side do you drive on? Ro and I talk about dumb shit. Well, because in America, we drive on the left side. Right. In Germany, I think you drive on the right side, right? But it's a race. Oh, no, it's a, but anybody can be on it. Right. Okay. So. Sorry, guys. Let's move on. So I'm telling you, what's the difference? No, I could, it's a free, it's a highway. So it's not exactly a race. Right. So I would be passing. I'm passing Johnny up in my Porsche. That's what I would pick. So Paco's tough. Yeah. So back to breath. All right. I want to go back to boobies. I want you to know right now, you, Ro. What? Can go braless all day long. I want you to wear silk or satin or combed cotton tee. Okay. So you feel the amazing brush against your skin all day. These are 50 things you can do with your breasts. So. Oh. What I'm thinking right now is just take your bra off. Thought it wasn't to me. Oh, no. I think I'm going to keep it on. I don't want it rubbing up and down. It feels like it would be hotter. Like I've got an absorbent. Stevie. What happened? Can you take your bra off? My bra? Yes. Uh-oh. Do you have a bra on? Take your bra off. Okay. All right. But I'm on my. Around. Oh. I'm on my boy cycle. She's on his boy cycle taking the bra off. I'm going to go in. Okay. Feel the titties. You can draw. Now. I think Johnny has better titties than me. I can see. That's okay. He's got. It's your fabric against your bra. It's the silk against the titties. Oh. Got it. Oh. Oh, that's nice. We can only do a few facts about the breath. Yeah. Go ahead, Ro. Give us some facts. Uh-oh. Oh, these are things that you could do with your breath. Ginger is. Hitting me with my shirt. And tickling the left and then the right. I'm feeling the texture of the cotton. Slapping me in the face as well as my nipples. And under my chin. And. This is. I. Quick question. Where. Where did we get this list? Because it says number 42. You can make a donation to the Cancer Foundation of India. Is that it? Well. Wait. So that's a wonderful thing. In honor of your boobs. Why India? Yeah. I mean, why not? Why not? A lot of people over there. What about like. Are you being racially. What about Jersey? No. I'm just wondering about. Like. No. We could donate to India. But what about the U.S.? Yeah. I'd prefer to say boobs on our home turf. Yeah. Oh. I just printed it out on the internet. I don't know. Well, you could put temporary tattoos of his name around your nipples. You know what the thing is? No one read that part until you did. You could handle the boobs. Oh. So it was really fun. I mean, we're all saving breasts all over America. Oh. You know what? Oh. That sounds like it could become a song like the new We Are the World. Yeah. We are the tears. Saving breasts all over America. Wait. I like this one. We could all try. I don't want you to get involved. You know that. Stick on nipple tassels and practice swinging them. Hint. It's all in the knees. Use your newfound talent to put on a sexy show for your man. Yeah. You're new at this, aren't you? I am. Oh, yeah. I don't put tassels on. Do you? Do you put tassels on? Tassels. What are you, the ultimate warrior? What the heck? Jesus. What if they were doorknobs? I've tried tassels, and I have to tell you, they're pretty boring. Oh, are they? For me, personally, I felt stupid. I put the tassels on, and I'm trying to be sexy. Here I am. Hold on. I'll be the girl. You be the boy. That's rough. Oh, right. I've got tassels on. Okay. Okay. All right. Now, I'm trying to, like, turn you on. Put your head here. Oh, good. Ow. Ow. Okay. Oh, you're trying to smack with the tassels. Oh, okay. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, it gets kind of like, okay, and then what? Yeah. What about this one? You're the one that's trying to catch the tassels. No, I understand. I get what you're saying. Yeah, they're not that exciting. Yeah, I'm not that good. There's really no... Unless you're in the dark, and you have, like, glow-in-the-dark ones. That'd be cool. On stage. Yeah. If you're up on stage. If you're up on stage. And is there really ever a tassel turn on? Maybe. No. I don't think so. I mean, there's some guys out there that like the weirdest things. Think about it. Okay. That is a fact. You're lying there. Your eyes are closed. You feel something smacking you against the face. You know, they're testicles. They're big balls. They're great. They're nice. And they've got tassels on them. They feel good. They've got, like, there's weight. There's balls. There's testicles. There's sack. Everything's going on. Do you really want the next smack from the testicles? It's kind of the same as doing the titty juggle, the whole... It's... No? Well, I'm lost. I think we went from... I'm thinking that... Tassels to balls. Tassels to balls. Are there tassels on the balls? Is there a big difference between tassels and balls? Oh, you're comparing tassels and testicles. I'm comparing tassels and testicles. I would watch a girl who wore testicles on her breasts. Testicles on her breasts? Yeah. I think people do. She hung testicles? No, if you had, like, little pasties that were shaped like testicles that were like... Oh, that'd be interesting. You know, like, douchebags with pickup trucks with the balls dangling? That's kind of like that. You could have that. Oh, yeah. Somebody should start that line. It means they're packing. There's one something that says... Oh! I get it now. Relax and lose yourself. It says, ditch your top in the sauna at the gym and just close your eyes. Now, let me just say something. I've seen that happen. And those women should not be ditching their tops. Oh, I know what you're talking about because the women's locker room... Yeah, it's the real babushka kind of woman. Especially here. Dudes are the same way. And downtown. Oh, same way for dudes. Yeah. At the 24 and the little Korean ladies come in the sauna and they, like, do full body stretching naked. Oh, they do. They do. They're, like, sagging. Oh, and they're big. And you're like, why is that old kid stretching out in the locker? And then it always happens to me. I'll be sitting right there in the sauna and they have to sit by me. Yeah. It's the worst. And then they, like, flap it. Yeah. Or they... Or if it's crowded and you sit down and then they kind of have to walk by you, but they're like, and they kind of squeeze through and you're like, oh. And they say, hi-ya, as they walk by you. You know, there was, like, a bunch of naked women. The ladies, the naked women in the sauna. Well, it's naked if... You need to fill out a chart to see what kind of shape you're in before you're naked in the... I mean, I'm talking about women that their breast and their stomach brush your face as they're going out of the sauna. No. That's a no. If you're interactive, then maybe. Well, if you're really loud. And they were all... I remember just a bunch of babushka women were in, like, the sauna naked. And then the next week when I went to the gym, it said, please keep your tops on. Are you in the Rust Hills? Wouldn't it help? No, it's like Sherman Oaks. Well, you know, I go to a gym in West Hollywood, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, and it's notorious for the sauna in there. And I have a friend who was, like, clocking in or whatever. You know, we have to put the stupid finger on the scanner to get into the gym, right? Oh. And one person came up and complained one day and literally just, like, yelled out loud, like, you got to do something about the bathroom. They're jerking each other off in there. That's why I don't go in there even if I have to pee. I hold it. Oh, that is... Oh, my God. That is so funny. It's open flirtation at the 24-Hour Fitness. Across from Starbucks. Yeah. Really? I live right there. And, like, every now and then I'll be switching songs on my iPod. And one time I was doing triceps. I turned my music off. There were two dudes standing at the other machine. One guy walked by and the dude just blatantly goes out. My God, I almost just creamed my pants as they walked by. I'm like, how is that acceptable? You can't say that to women and vice versa, but dudes can just say it to each other. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's how that gym is. It's open. It's open. Yeah, that's what happens. It's hunting season. Yeah, it is hunting season. The hunting. Rabbits. I've had a week pass, but I've never gone. Oh, you have a field day. Johnny Loquasto, I want to thank you so very much for coming in. Thank you. Where would you like your fans to go to? I mean, Ro and I have been friends for how many years? Yeah, nine years. Where can we find you? Can we know what you're doing? How can we find what you're doing? Well, I imagine my pictures are not as fun as Layton's. Yes. Find me on Twitter at Jay Cuosta. J-Q-U-A-S-T-O. JloComedy.com and TheThumbWrestler.com. And if you like pro wrestling, hit me up. I'll give you my podcast. Perfect. Thank you so much for coming in today. My pleasure. Thank you. I really appreciate it. I had a blast. Thank you so much, Layton. Where can we find you? Thank you for having me. You can find me on Twitter at MissLaytonBenton. And I have an Instagram as well, TheRealLaytonBenton. And I'm working on my site. So, yeah. It's been a pleasure having you here today. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Rodella Grazi, where can we find you in the near future? Are you going to be naked anywhere? No, I'll be fully clothed. But I'll be at Star Tonight in Sherman Oaks. And I've got a couple of other gigs in Hollywood. So, you can go to RodellaGrazi.com. With your clothes on? My clothes will be on. All right. I'll still come see you if you're worth it. Yeah, thank you. All right. Thank you so much. Join us next week. Join us tomorrow for Ginger. Blame it on Ginger. Blame it on Ginger. Bye. I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger to live. La de dee, la de die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like ginger to live. La de dee, la de die.