Football talk: Red Sox, NFL, high school coaching

Outro Music And tonight, everybody Wing Chung tonight. High Jots LA coming off the bye week. Had to take the bye week last week. Damn Red Sox. Shouldn't say that. World Series champion Red Sox. Put a huge bite into my time. Had to watch all those games. Worth it though. It's a football show. I won't talk much about the Red Sox. But it was well worth it. I mean, parade yesterday. Jake Peavy buying duck boats. Papi Ortiz hitting home runs like it was 2003. That's what I love about this Red Sox team and the Patriots. Feels like I haven't aged in 10 years. You still got David Ortiz dominating and Tom Brady playing well as always. Well, not as always, but shades of 2007 Tom Brady today. We'll talk about that in a bit. So since the last was on air, won two games in a row. My squad now eight and one. Last time we spoke. Talking about the brawl we had with Diamond Bar High School and Snoop D-O-double-G's offspring. Ended up their team ended up getting the whole team suspended except two kids. Because the rule is in CIF, if a team goes on the field during an altercation, they're going to get suspended. They're going to get suspended. They're going to get automatically suspended for the next week's game and that game, current game. Only two kids didn't come off the field for them. We, on the other hand, had 19 kids suspended. Pretty much our whole defense. Both kickers. A few other players as well. So last week, we ended up going in with a squad of about 30. But ended up pulling out victory. 30 to 28. Learn lessons after every game. And this is what I learned from this game. Going for two points every time is an effective strategy. It's three yards. You should be able to get three yards 50% of the time. You get it 50% of the time or more. It's worth more obviously than kicking the extra point. We won 30 to 28. We both scored four touchdowns. We were successful on three of four two-point conversions. Hence, 30 to 28. Lesson learned. I think there are teams that are going to start doing it. You see, some teams do it. But I mean, if you're going to do it, you got to do it every single time. That's my opinion. Or when you need to. That's the lesson learned from that game. This past Friday, we ended up winning. 47-0. Homecoming. Which is strange. I don't know how homecoming is the second to last game. But it's what it was. 47-0. Lesson learned. You have more talent than the other team. You're bigger than the other team. Run right at the other team. Play. Action. Hit them over the top. But come right at them. Don't mess around. I think that's what happens with too many offensive coordinators. They think they have to find this offensive nirvana. This balance. That they can never achieve. Oh, we have to throw the ball X amount of times. Disagree with the theory. I think when you throw when you have to. I think you play action on first down. But too many teams throw the ball on first down without play action. Just for the sake of throwing on first down. They put themselves in a hole right away. I went to a clinic this past offseason. A guy named Bob Wiley was a NFL assistant. He was an O-line coach in the NFL for a number of years. He said there's a difference between second and ten after a run play and second and ten after a pass play. When it's second and ten after a pass play, the offensive coordinator is like, oh, we ran the wrong route. Or we dropped it. Or we just didn't protect it. Second and ten after a run play, it's, oh, we can't run the football anymore. They're stopping our run game. It's funny mentality. But you see, hey, you see how today, if you watch the NFL games today, people were running the ball. And effectively. We'll talk about that in a little bit. Around the country in high school. This was two weeks ago. Aledo High School in Texas beat the Fort Western, or Fort, excuse me, Fort Worth Western Hills. Beat them by a score of 90. 91 to zero. After the game, a formal complaint was filed by one of the parents at Fort Western, or Fort Worth Western Hills, that the other team was bullying them. And that the head coach should be fired for bullying their high school team by beating them a score of 91 to zero. They investigated the claims. Nothing came of it. But bullying. How about trying to make a tackle? But I know they go to running clock. He must just be that bad. Bully. I've heard of the bullying news in high school. Pittman, Ohio. Defensive end, I forget his name, not that it matters, had an English assignment. The assignment was to write something about something that made him angry. So he wrote a poem by the name of Stupid, which criticized his head football coach, whose son is the receiver who gets the ball. Who gets all the touches, I guess. So the kid wrote this poem called Stupid about this coach playing favoritism and having ineffective strategies. Well, the kid was turned around and suspended for harassment against the coach and the fellow student, his fellow teammate. He was considered bullying because he was writing this essay about something that made him angry. Suspended. Which segues into the pros to the breaking story in the last couple days. I know I talk about the pro game later, but it's called a segue. Jonathan Martin, offensive lineman for the Dolphins, has taken a leave of absence from the Dolphins. Evidently, he's getting harassed and bullied and hazed. Now, Shefta, Adam Shefta, and a few other, whatever the hell his name is, they're reporting today, that the veterans, I guess, and this is going to be a big news thing. ESPN's going to salivate over this. The veterans, particularly Richie Incognito, who has a history of being just a complete ass, even though they wrote this big article about how he's changed his life through yoga and meditation. But like I talked about last time, personal philosophy, I don't think somebody's born round and die square. I don't think people change their stripes that much. You know, some people do, but they do say temperament is pretty much ingrained in a person by the time they're like, what, 10? Something like that. I could be wrong, but I just feel like if you're an asshole when you're 11, you're going to be an asshole when you're 21, 31, 41. You just do a better job of hiding it. But evidently, there's Jonathan Martin and a few other rookies in the Dolphins are being forced to pay for dinner. They're being forced to pay for dinner. They're being forced to pay for trips. So this Martin fella, he supposedly incognito was collecting 15,000 from each of the rookies to finance a trip to Vegas for the veterans. So I guess he did it. It didn't participate. And now they're calling him all types of names. Like this is a surprise. I watched Hot Knocks with the Dolphins a few years ago. And they're making these rookies get haircuts with like giant dicks in their head and shaving eyebrows and stuff like that. And Joe Philbin, now it comes out head coach of the Dolphins. This stuff will not be tolerated. Stuff is always tolerated. It's encouraged in the NFL. It's that culture. That locker room culture. Trust me, I'm PE teacher. I live in a locker room for Christ's sake. Now I don't let kids shave heads and stuff. I don't let kids shave heads and stuff like that. But you hear names being thrown out and you stop it. It's this anti-bullying. Now, how do I say this? It can sound like a complete ass, but the anti-bullying stuff has gone over the top. I just, I think, how are you going to get rid of assholes in the world? How are you going to stop assholes from breeding? I don't think it's possible. I think too much pee in the pool already. I think in some respects we need, these bullies, we need freaking enemies. So you can lift your head back up and spit back in their fucking face. You know? I don't think, screaming, oh, bully, bully. Depends if a guy's really, you know, doing physical damage, but. I just think the bully be gone, program is, you know, uphill battle is always going to be assholes. There's always going to be jerks. That's the way it is. But now to all of a sudden think, and now you're going to see Roger Goodell and the NFL stress about the no bullying stuff, even though they've known it's been going on. It's now all of a sudden, some guy is blowing the whistle on it and making them look bad. So of course, the NFL is going to start the anti-bullying campaign. I was in high school. We used to go to end up up into the woods in New Hampshire and cabins. This is great. I had no idea. We'd have camp, football camp. It was like a, you know, regular summer camp style. So we would practice four days a week up in the middle of New Hampshire with no showers. We used to shower in the lake. You wouldn't be able to get away with that nowadays, but we had a, we had bathing lake, a lake with leeches in it. No bullshit. This isn't a, you know, my memory playing tricks on me. This is what happened. So it was a real Lord of the Flies type shit. Each, there'd be cabins of seven or eight with a senior in each cabin, a couple of seniors in each cabin who were in charge. Needless to say, you get boys up there like that, some twisted shit started happening. Now I was lucky. You know, I was a junior, so I wasn't old enough to really be a participant. And I was too old to be hazed. So I got caught right in the middle. But they would, some of the scenes would come up with some devious shit. It frigging had kids wedgie wrestling. I remember watching the shit and be like, what the hell is going on here? Why are people doing this? Kids would, would basically what it was is they would get down in their underwear, ain't food to the looms, and they would frigging have a wedgie contest and whoever last man walking out with the most underwear on won. What did I think of? That stuff. Needless to say, what ended up happening is half of our team ended up getting suspended for a bunch of weeks. Ruined a halfway promising season. Season. I didn't get suspended. Of course not. I have too much decorum to get involved in something like that. But, uh, happens. It'll always happen. Boys will be boys. You can say what you want. Ain't gonna change. Moving on. On NCAA. Kind of a lackluster week. They're up and down. Of course, next week's gonna be a huge week with Alabama, LSU. There's a couple other big games going on. Oklahoma, Baylor will be a good one next week. And of course, Oregon, Stanford. This past week, though, it was just, you know, no upsets. Nothing too much that you couldn't really figure. No signature wins as the announcing community. Community love to the signature win and the signature play. And they all love to use that term over and over again. It's like they go to conferences and they talk to each other about what kind of terms they, uh, they need to sneak in and use. At the end of the day, we need a signature win. Kyle Pelini, brother of Bo Pelini, who's the head coach at the University of Nebraska. Kyle Pelini, I like this story. Abruptly resigned this week because it came out that he was seen at a social function smoking marijuana and using cocaine. Now, he's a head coach of Florida Atlantic University. His assistant coach, one of his assistant coaches dropped a dime on him. Went to the athletic director and said he was using this stuff. I shit. Maybe it's a libertarian in me, but I would just say, uh, why the fuck does that guy even bother? Why would you rat him out? I don't think anybody should be ratted out if not, unless they're hurting someone else. They're hurting themselves. Plus, Kyle Pelini probably hired this fricking guy. That's the way he repays him, goes and tells on him. Assistant coach named him. Matt Edwards. Shit. Kyle Pelini was seen smoking marijuana in Key West. The fuck is in Key West? What do you want the guy to do? Can't smoke a little bit of weed in Key West? Without getting fired and disgraced? He's done though. I don't know why somebody would turn, turn the guy in like that. But, one could say, even Grayson College football this week, it ended up being not that good of a game. Although, at least it was a decent half was Florida State Miami. I think the best thing of the Florida State Miami game is the ESPN game day, which, you know, I talk a lot of mess about ESPN, but the game day's crew is fun. And then it's become really cool with all the signs. They had Florida State. Some of the highlight of the signs. Al Golden's tie is a clip on. That was a good one. There are more ties in Al Golden's closet than Miami fans who actually went to Miami. My ceiling has more fans in Miami. How about a U as in Miami? You are going to loose. L-O-O-S-E. Of course, it still is Florida State. Yeah, it's a decent half, but Florida State just, ended up putting it on them. Florida State was, ended up being a 21 point favorite in that game, which is the highest point spread, I think, ever for two top 10 undefeated teams. I mean, I don't know, but like 60 something years for 22 points, Florida State ended up covering 41, 14. Like Jameis Winston's the real deal. Although I tell you, he does kind of have a hitch in his throw, but still, guys are winner. I didn't realize he was a pitcher. He was a star pitcher for Florida State baseball team. Rare. Two sport athlete like that actually competing in two sports. Especially a guy like that, especially a quarterback. Something you'd easily see less and less of. World's biggest cocktail party, Georgia 23, Florida 20. Todd Gurley finally came back and 187 yards, two touchdowns. That hurt Georgia him leaving. Georgia and Florida become two insignificant teams. Florida has become an insignificant team. It seems like every year they drop two, three in a row. Will, Will must champs gotta be on his way out. There's no way they're gonna take that in Florida. Bring back the HPC, go back and get Stevie Spurrier to come back. You think Florida would be one of those high profile jobs that could actually pull somebody like a John Gruden. Someone like that, dust them back off and get them coaching Florida. That's a high profile job. Speaking of which, USC 31, Oregon State 14. I don't know if Eddie Orgeron is saving his job here. Of course, there is a report today that Lovey Smith was contacted to be the head coach at USC. I don't think that's the way to go. I don't think the retread of Lovey Smith would be a good hire for them. How about the guy across the sideline? Mike Riley. He's done some good things in Oregon State. He made a team fairly relevant, although they've gone the way of Oregon with their uniform of the month. Tell you, I'm not a huge SC fan, but I give SC props with rocking the same uniforms game in and game out. Alabama, LSU, team's a little bit of class, Florida State, excuse me, Penn State, Florida State as well. Florida State doesn't have any uniform of the week, but Mike Riley, he wouldn't be a bad pickup. Who knows what's going to happen? Jack do real now. Might end up being the head coach with the Broncos. Never know. Other games, Auburn 35, Arkansas 17, Gus Melzahn, who have I saying this praises of guy who came out of the chainsaw bracket, came out of high schools in Arkansas. Who should be the coach of the year, by the way, this year. Auburn was spiraling out of control in the Chiswick and the only time they won when Gus Melzahn was the offensive coordinator. Yeah, him and him and a program favorite Brett Bielma had some war of words before the game. Bielma was claiming that the hurry up offense is a run safe. For the NCAA. Melzahn fired back something. Also this week, Arkansas was saying that Auburn was cutting certain plays out of film, the film, which actually, you know what? I've seen teams do that. That's actually something that they do. When you go back and see a different copy, teams can easily cut plays out of film and they do it. Sure. I'm sure I've been was doing it. Doesn't matter. Auburn 35, Arkansas 17, Gus Melzahn, who was the offensive coordinator. Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? Who's the best? 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Imagine Johnny Manziel ends up in Philly next year. I tell you what though, some team, a team like Tampa Bay should just get a package deal. Kevin Sumlin and Johnny Football. Instant credibility, instant notoriety. And a hell of a football player to boot. Well it was a bad week for Cal Pelini and the Pelini family. Mama Papa Pelini. Mama Papa Pelini. Nebraska 27, Northwestern 24 and a Hail Mary at the end of the game. Pat Fitzgerald, head coach of Northwestern was everybody's darling a few weeks ago. They're 0-5. Now in the Big Ten. Huh. Funny how things just changed in diamonds sports. That's why you watch them. Go from hero to goat. Goat to hero. In a matter of no time. Worst to first. With the Red Sox. First to worst. I can't think of any examples but it happens. So the Pelinis. Mama Papa Pelini. At least they got it. They got that going for him. Although I think he'll be fired at the end of the year too. He's just a certain standard you have to maintain in Nebraska. And they've fallen short of that for the last few years. A number of years now. Somebody got to go. And I think his name is Bo Pelini. What else in Fresno State? Still undefeated. Quietly. Beating Nevada 41-23. I ended up watching a little bit of that game. Scored on a triple pass. I thought that was fantastic. I'm a huge fan of any double passes and triple passes. It's so difficult to stop. Once the ball goes out, the defense runs to it. You do it twice, three times. Hit him on it. Fresno State with David Carr's brother. I forget his name. Dougie Carr? I don't know. Something Carr. They're playing well. Shit, you never know. They might sneak in. Might sneak into some, I don't think national championship. I think there'll be too many teams left. But hey, you never know. Teams start cannibalizing each other and beating each other. Thursday night, Oregon-Stanford. What the frick? We play on Thursday night this week because it's the last week of the year. So going into the playoffs. We've already clinched league title, by the way. Thank you. So we will be going into the playoffs. They play Oregon-Stanford on Thursday night? Man, that's a Saturday night game. What are they trying to do to us? Alabama-LSU Saturday. Probably be the Lundquist game. Looking forward to that one. I'll get a chance to watch that now that baseball's over. Eating up all my time. Oh, Michigan. Historically bad game. Lost it. I've watched a little bit of it. It was snooze fest. Man, you know, I used to be a big fan of Big Ten football, but it's almost becoming unbearable. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. 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He's been since removed from a program that he was on the radio and fired for calling Troy Aikman a queer. I don't know what the deal is with Troy Aikman because Skip Bayless, a lot of people don't know this. Skip Bayless, a few years back, wrote a book. And in that book, he accused or I don't know if accused is the right word, but claimed that Troy Aikman was a homosexual. A lot of people say that. I don't know. I mean, I don't know if Troy Aikman and Skip Bayless have been in the same room, but I would love to see Troy Aikman slap down Skip Bayless. It'd be great. But Dexter Milley called him a queer. He's been fired from his job. Speaking of fired from your job, Justin Blackman, talented wide receiver for the Jaguars. Suspense. He's been suspended for the year for a second time violation of smoking weed. Also, in the Texans, earlier in the week, last week, the Texans had three guys, Sierra Woods, Sam Montgomery, and Willie Jefferson. They cut him for the team because he was smoking weed in the hotel room. Cut him. Not, you know, look, I don't want to sound, how do I say this? I don't know, sanctimodious. But some of these guys, how the fuck? You can't go without. Smoking a little bit of weed when you're making seven, eight million dollars and you know if you get caught, you're going to be freaking thrown out of the league. Can't wait. Can't find a way to get around that. Unreal. Justin Blackman's a talent, too. I don't know if he'll ever be able to get it. I mean, he's like Dez Bryant type talent. Speaking of which, everybody was jocking. Everybody was over Dez Bryant this week for his, you know, his sideline. Antics. So what does he do this week? He goes out and gets an offensive pass interference and rips his helmet off and starts barking at the official. Gets another 15-yard penalty. What do you expect from the guy? His mother was a whore. Anyway. Hope you're not listening, Dez. But it's true. His mother was a prostitute. So I'm sure he wasn't raised all that well. Other news from around the NFL. Freddie Mitchell. Fred X. Former wide receiver for the Eagles. Was found guilty of tax fraud. He's serving up to 11 years in jail. But Freddie must be listening to Hard Yards L.A. Because Freddie and his lawyers are claiming the reason he did it is because he has so many head injuries. From his playing days with the Eagles. Clever thinking guy. Okay. I'm sorry. I said 11 years. 37 months. That's just way too long for someone like me. So a little over three years. But he's blaming his head injuries. Smart thinking. First wouldn't be able to do that until Aaron Hernandez comes up with something like that and looks for mercy in the court from head injuries. But, hey, you might get out. Talk about reasonable doubt. I don't know what's going to happen. Fred X. Trailblazer. In defense against criminal acts. NFL player. He's got a lot of good players. Speaking of criminals. Quasi criminals. Albert Hainsworth. Was accused this week by former teammate Chris Cooley. Who claims as soon as Albert Hainsworth signed with the Redskins. He was trying to get released. So he could get paid. Huh. Hainsworth this week also came out and bashed Mike Shanahan. Said Mike Shanahan can't be trusted. And that his true colors will be. Will show at RG3. And that they'll never get along. And one of them is going to be out of town. Going to run out of town. Shanahan said something very simple. I liked what he said. He said, well, we didn't get along because I don't get along with lazy players. But if Hainsworth indeed was trying to get himself released. By showing up out of shape. Part of me says kudos for him. You know. Gets the huge multi tens of millions of dollar contract. Some of it guaranteed. Not all of it. And then he gets released. He quits. He said, all right, I made my money. I earned it. I'm done. Nothing you can do. Then I just saw him in a picture was in some speedboat with six girls in bikinis. So who's the joke on. You know, these guys get beat up. Cash is in. He's out. Huh. Yeah. Albert Hainsworth. Head of his time. Let's get to the games. NFL games were good this week. Picked up the slack for the NCAA. First one I watched in the afternoon. Kansas City Chiefs. The undefeated Kansas City Chiefs beat Buffalo 23-13. I for the life of me can't believe that Buffalo. It's the first time I've seen Buffalo play in a few weeks. I can't believe Buffalo can't find a better quarterback than Jeff Tool. Shit. He wasn't even good at Washington State. He was average at best. Now, I'm going to sound like a Tebow apologist. But however, watching the way Buffalo plays and what they do and the commitment to running the football, it would be a perfect place for them to come out, go out and get Timmy Tebow. Let him run out the rest of the year until whenever Manuel gets back. But you put Tim Tebow, CJ Spiller, Fred Jackson in the backfield all at the same time. Shit. Couldn't be any worse than Tool. Kansas City locked out. They locked out, though. Freaking Buffalo goes right down the field. Run, run, run, run, run. Tries to throw the ball in. Kansas City, terrible throw by Tool. Kansas City picks it, runs it back the other way. Why do you all of a sudden decide you have to throw the ball at the goal line? I can't stand when people try to force the ball in the middle of the field and down at the goal line. If you're going to throw it, throw the back shoulder fade. Throw something to the corner. Throw them to this. Throw something to the sideline. Try to jam it in the middle and you got eight bodies all, you know, right there. Chances for a tip to go up. Chances for a pick go up exponentially. Tamba Halle, touchdown Tamba. The big scoop up and score. Andy Reid, 9-0. I don't know if you saw those Andy Reid costumes for Halloween, but those were great. I didn't realize how easy it was to dress up as Andy Reid. I didn't realize how easy it was to dress up as Andy Reid. Gotta hand it to him. Only undefeated team left. Washington, 30. San Diego, superchargers, 24. RG3 was... Pierre Garcon, receiver for the Redskins this week, was running his mouth saying that the team couldn't throw. I don't know if he was trying to get a charge, get a rise out of somebody, but he ended up... RG3 ended up with a pretty good game. I think Pierre Garcon ended up with 170 yards rushing, something like that. However, Redskins scored the ball three times on the fullback dive. To me, still the greatest play in football. Fullback dive in the fullback trap. Shortest distance between two points, any asshole can tell you, is a straight line. But for some reason, somewhere along the way, people decided the fullback was a useless thing. Not me. Especially at the high school level. You got bigger kids up front. Run that freaking dive. First down, now you go second and six, second and five. Your playbook's open. Run the football, run the dive. It sounded like a broken record. Redskins, though. That's something I didn't know. Redskins, I knew started in Boston as the Boston Redskins, but they were originally the Boston Braves. Like the baseball team, the Boston Braves. But what happens is they were playing at Braves. I think it was Nickinson Field. It used to be BU, but I could be mistaken. Anyways, the Redskins moved to Fenway to play their games. So instead of staying at the Boston Braves, they changed it to the Redskins to ride the coattails of the Red Sox. So they stayed with the Indian motif, and they went with Redskins. Like I said, to piggyback off the Red Sox. Thought that was interesting. I mean, it seems like this stuff is coming. It's new ahead now. NFL's finally meeting with the tribes and stuff. Although everybody, people have been talking about this for years. I do think this is it. I think the Redskins are done. They have to change their name. Who knows what they're going to change it to? Washington Warriors. The Washington RG3s. Definitely not the Washington special teams. Oh, holy shit. How can they be so bad at special teams? It's a joke. Special teams. Keith Burns keeps special teams coordinator. Keith. Burns keeps getting voter confidence from Mike Shanahan. But how can you? How hard is it to be the special teams fucking coordinator in the NFL? They run. I all run the same punt. They only run one punt. And everybody runs the same look. Everyone runs the same look for extra point and field goal. Kickoff return is only so many variations. I mean, you're only talking about 15, 10, 15 plays. And you continue to fuck it up. They had two. Kicks blocked today. San Diego hadn't blocked a kick since 2002. And they blocked two of them today. Washington pulls it off in overtime. Sexy Rexing. The battle of the Ryans. Rex Ryan, obviously coach of the Jets. And Rob Ryan, the D coordinator. The much ballyhooed D coordinator for the Saints. Jets coming off getting worked over by. Cincinnati. People are counting them out. The signature win. Signature win for Sexy Rexing. Rallies the troops. Beats the previously 6-1 New Orleans Saints 26-20. Of course, all week they kept showing that photo of the Ryan brothers. College graduations. Both look like. They both look like two members of the Alpha Beta from Revenge of the Nerds. They just look like two freaking. Roobs. They look like Oga from Revenge of the Nerds. They both got their Kenny fucking Powers haircuts too and mustaches. Uh-oh. Here come the Ryan brothers. Ryan twins. I don't know. Tell you what. Rex Ryan knows how to coach football. Make no mistake about it. Talking about someone who doesn't know how to coach football. I don't know. Minnesota Twins. Leslie Fra- Twins. Minnesota Vikings. Leslie Frazier. Versus the Dallas Cowboys. Jason Garrett. Dallas 27. Minnesota 23. At least Minnesota made a game of it. But it's ridiculous. Leslie Frazier should be fired. Ziggy Wolf should be. The franchise should be taken from him. And Minnesota has fans. I don't think the franchise should leave Minnesota. Shit. I was reading about that guy. Guy just died last week. He. In 1975 after Minnesota lost the Super Bowl. He vowed to never shave his beard until the Vikings won the Super Bowl. Just died this week at 83. Been watching. Been a Vikings fan since 1961. The guy had a freaking beard down to his navel. He was some kind of, you know, he wasn't like he was just some kind of crazy guy. Although you have to be absolutely fucking out of your gourd to, to face your parents on your local football teams. Chances of winning the Super Bowl. So they got the fans. They got the main, arguably one of the most top five talented running backs in the history of football. Yet in the last three weeks, he ran 10 times to 62 yards, 13 times to 28 yards, 13 times to 60 yards. And they have Josh Freeman, who they just pick up with ADD. Throwing for 53 times in the game. How do you not give the ball to AP? So finally today decided to give it to him 25 times. Lo and behold, 140 yards and a touchdown. Minnesota misses an extra point that would have been helpful. That's why I hate these people with this thing. Now there's only what? Three. There's only been three mixed extra points throughout the league all year. People think that the extra point is just, you know, they take it from you. They take it for granted. Like, like field goals. Like, Oh, Joe Buck. I thought I could escape him after the world series, but he always shows up in the Fox national game. You're saying, Oh, Dallas, before he scored a touchdown, they're like around the 15. The field goal is in the bag. Oh, you fool. I'd love to see someone like Joe Buck actually try to snap and hold and execute a field goal. It's not the easiest thing in the world to do. Nothing is in the bag. Except the fact that Minnesota stinks. They got to get rid of Leslie. There's another potential. Kevin Sumlin, Johnny Manziel combination. Man, it's Johnny Manziel and Adrian Peterson in the backfield at the same time. Hmm. Carolina 34, Atlanta 10. Atlanta team that I, I predicted on this very program to go to the Superbowl. They're done. Carolina looks pretty good. I've always been a Cam Newton. Believe. I think he's a real deal. Riverboat, Ron Rivera, letting it fly, throwing caution to the wind, going for it on fourth down. Team is at five and three in a team that could make some noise. And in the NFC, who knows? Halfway over and up 10 and six, getting the playoffs. Got the dangerous Cam Newton. In the week's most least interesting game, a game. I had no fricking, desire to watch at all. Tennessee 10, 28, St. Louis 21. Chris Johnson finally decides to show up. It's never been more. Ignite him. Inconsistent running back than Chris Johnson. Finally goes off 150 and two touchdowns today. Tennessee four and four. St. Louis three and five. Yeah. Pats Pittsburgh game. I watched most of actually, who am I fooling? I watched the whole fucking thing. Cause I always watch Patriots play. Patriots looked, Hey, Patriots looked like the Patriots of old. I don't know what that means, but you know, there's Sam Dodson. I think is the real deal. Gronkowski. We've always known my personal feelings aside. Oh, like I said, I would like to hang out with them. Pass look good. Granted. Pittsburgh's bad. Troy Palomaro. I just don't think Troy Palomaro. Can play. I know he's a strong, he's a safety hybrid, but a couple of times he got caught in a deep third and he just, Brady just looked him off and he looked terrible, but then he goes and makes a play and strips the ball out. Ridley look good. Amendola look good. Amendola looks like Tom Cruise. Kind of Cruz-ish. Doesn't really have a Cruz-ish nose. He looks Cruz-ish. Speaking of Danny Amendola, the video on the internet, it's not funny, but it is. His old man, there's a golf cart gets loose in Dallas stadium, Texas stadium after a high school game. And the car just starts going on its own. I don't know. Something fell on the gas pedal. Danny Amendola's dad just sitting there, minding his own business. It gets wiped out by this golf cart. Type it in YouTube. Amendola's dad, but he looked good today. Pass look good today. Put the most yards and points ever up against Steelers. The history of Steelers franchise. Dickie LeBeau. Good. Glad to see Steelers are out of it. Philly 49. Raiders 20. Nick Foles ties NFL record for seven TDs in a week in a game. 22-28 for 406. Nick Foles, is he the quarterback of the future for Philly? I don't know. Of course, I thought Oakley looked all right defensively. I thought the DBs had been playing pretty well. Philly makes them look awful. How about Riley Cooper? Five catches, three TDs, and 139 yards. Wouldn't put up those numbers with Michael Vick because he didn't want to touch the balls when Michael Vick was throwing. Racist fuck. Hey, Nick Foles. Hats off to him. The Chip Kelly way is back. The revolution is not dead. Chip Kelly. Hey, look, they haven't, they haven't, they haven't figured anything out. Okay. It's still sound offense. And as we make play, if you make plays and execute plays, you're going to score points. I'm scoring my high level. Good to see Philly at least somewhat relevant. Although I wanted Oakland to win that game. Seattle squeaks by Tampa. I just want this Tampa stuff to be over with. I want this Shiano way to be done. I'm tired of listening to all these different things talking about Shiano. They asking Darrell Revis the other day. Has he lost to players in the locker room? Revis replies. I don't know. Basically saying yes. There's a former play up. I forget the name. I was reading an article comparing the Tampa Bay training facility to Cuba. Nothing but no, no free thinking. Shiano men. Disciplinarian. I'm going to show him the way it's done. And he almost pulled one out today. Against Seattle. Seattle's funny. That first might have should have lost versus the Rams. I say it could have lost. I should say. When that bit of someone thrown a huge curveball in the league of Seattle drops one in St. Louis. Follows it up with a loss of Tampa Bay. However, they found a way and they didn't. That's why they play. So Seattle is now what? Seven and one, eight and one. Cleveland and Baltimore and my second. Least interesting game. Cleveland 24 Baltimore 18 Cleveland. And as already everybody saying, and I said it from the beginning. Well, I shouldn't say I said it completely from the beginning, but I thought they got the better of that. Trent Richardson drain. Trent Richardson is pissed to me to be average. He appears to me to be someone that they could get in the fourth or fifth round. I think a guy like Zach Stacy out of Vanderbilt. I think a guy like that. You could get ran for. He ran for 120 something today and looked good against the Seahawks the week before I playing for the Rams. I think you can get guys. I think Cleveland pull one over on him, but it doesn't matter. Not that Cleveland's going to do anything anyway till they get the, they get the quarterback. What else do we got before I tip in the trip bag? That's it. Two, three things from the trip bag at JN for debt. Why I can't get behind Oregon. So much offense becomes boring. I guess that's just more of a comment than a question. So much offense becomes boring. Is that sarcasm ready? I don't know, but Hey, Oregon looks great. Huge test against Stanford and a great clash of styles. A hurry up shotgun outside zone. Spread offense, tempo team versus a double tight, double Wayne power run base, huddle up offense, grind the ball out, hit you play action. Stanford beat him last year. And on Thursday night, we'll see what happens. I don't, I think Oregon's going to win though. Two, two comments from questioning and comments from telly at telly two putts. If Peyton Manning gets injured, do the Broncos make, the playoffs? Yes. I still think they make the playoffs at this point. They're what? Eight and one, seven and one. I think they'll win. If hypotheticals, I think they could win another three games. Kyle Orton. I think Kyle Orton. I don't know. I'm pretty sure. I don't know who the backup quarterback is for him, but they wouldn't do anything. But yes, I think they make the playoffs. And two, I like this question. Although let me get back to that real quick. John Fox. I didn't mention it. Had surgery. Done on a aortic hot valve valve. I guess a condition. Evidently he knew he had, but he was trying to put it off till February. He's freaking these coaches, man. He even got Jimmy Johnson on Fox. These coaches a little bit too much. So their priorities are out of whack. I guess that's why you can see guys like Jimmy Johnson and John Gruden, Mary Uchi, Tony dungeon, Herm Edwards, John Madden. They go in the broadcast booth. Seems like they don't come out. Cause he realized that this is such a time consumer, a life consuming thing. But John Fox is, oh, I got hot problem. I'll just put it off till February. I'll go through a stressful NFL season and let it happen. Evidently couldn't, couldn't wait any longer. So he's out indefinitely. They say in a few weeks, who knows how that goes when you're dealing with the ticker. And now you got, now you got Del Rio, Jack Del Rio being the coach and fuck, I would just let paint. Man, and do whatever he wants on offense. Let the chips fall where they may. They're still going to end up 14 and two might drop one of Kansas city. Last question. A trip bag. I like this one. If we could implode five NFL teams, who would they be? Love the question. One Jacksonville, Hagawa's my own personal list to Houston, Texans. A couple of reasons. Well, one, I don't like, I think the logo is awful. I don't like expansion teams. I don't like Gary Kubiak and I don't like the fans down there who cheer when Matt shop got hurt and tried to go to his house. So Houston to Carolina. I just don't like Carolina Panthers again. Maybe, maybe I'm a traditional list. I don't like the expansion teams. Little Carolina has been in for what? 20 years now, Arizona. I've got, I've got the Cardinals, a useless franchise to get them out of there. And the jets don't like the jets. What do you want from me? I don't like, I don't like long Island. People like from long Island, the jets fans. Speaking of which, how about that guy, that jet fan who ended up slugging that Pat's woman in the face. It's that guy who, the guy who actually punched and he hit him. Like he hit her like such a femme too. I've never hit a woman in my life, but sometimes I don't, I see the, you go back and watch a video. It looked like she was going after the guy's mother. It must be a real beauty. If your mother's getting into fights at jets games, but I do know some of the, dare I say the caliber of Patriot fans, uh, isn't always of the highest moral character, but the guy who hit her, you know, he served, served some time for stabbing someone, killed someone when he was 18. Jet super fan punches a woman on TV. See what happens to that guy. He was such a limp wristed punch too. I don't know. All right. What else? That's it. Next week, Patriots on the bi-week. We got our last regular season game. Hopefully we end up nine and one. I damn it though. That's what happens when you're a football coach. The losses sting worse than the victories. Cause I sit here, we sit here at eight and one and I'm just fucking pissed that we're not nine and oh, should be nine and oh. Let one get away. And even though it was seven weeks ago, I still think about it. Me something to finish up with the undefeated season, but Hey, neither here nor there. We learned from the slip up and keep moving on with the goal of a championship. Well within reach. All right, that's it. You can follow us on hard yards at hard yards, LA on Twitter. You can pick up the, on the podcast on iTunes, free of charge to download. And then every week you can watch live and listen live at www.skidrowstudios.com. That's it. I'm the coach. I will be here next week. Hopefully, maybe I can bring my stadium zooms. I just bought my drunken kindling. I gotta get a breathalyzer on my Kindle, my Kindle five. Cause I went and bought those stadiums. Zooms. You see terrible. Those binoculars. I'll wear them. I shall wear them into the studio next week. My binocular glasses that I pick up when I'm 15 beers in. All right, that's it. 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