Deflategate rant and NFL free-for-all

We'll be right back. I will use it. You can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg. Hot Yards LA. Back. Brian Ingalls, back in town. Hello there. Ah, boo. I'll do it on my own. Never mind. I don't know. Something's going on. Brian Ingalls, welcome back. Hey, I'm very excited to be back. Ready to dominate. Dominate. Like, fucking hashtag deflate gate has dominated my life. First of all, I'd like to apologize to the state of California taxpayers because I'm not a fan of the state of California. Oh, now I'm a fan. Little late, little late. Oh, I'm sure I'm. Because I'm freaking stealing money from the state of California because every, like, hour something breaks in this deflate gate and I'm just like, pop quiz. Everybody shut the fuck up and write while I sit here and read this 20,000 word patriot rebuttal, which I thought was brilliant. I just want to hear what's your take on it. Take on the whole thing? Yeah. He's getting tumber. He's getting fucking railroaded. There's no way that he's letting this Peter Griffin motherfucker from fucking New Hampshire, this minimum wage employee who's only there eight days a fucking year, go into the bathroom with a bag of balls in the last minute. What if he fucks up? He was only in there for a minute and 40 seconds. Okay? What if he fucks up and sticks the needle in and bursts one of the bladders in the balls? What if he drops one of them? They say there was, like, a slope to the bathroom. What if he drops one of them? Next thing you know, the ball gets completely deflated. Do I think the Patriots, the Patriots equipment staff, were prepared to let air out of balls? Yeah. I think they were prepared to let air out of balls. Like, every single... Does that make it right? No, but every team is willing to do that because it gets back to that whole thing in New York when the balls were supposedly at 16, which I don't understand. I don't know if you read that. The balls were supposedly at 16, and Tom Brady evidently threw a fucking hissy fit in the sideline. So the word obviously has been out that Tom likes his balls on the softer end. Yeah. Yeah. But there's no fucking... No way he said to these guys right before the game, take the balls in the... But they definitely at some point talked about it during training camp or some shit. I mean, like you said, the staff knows what they got to do to get those balls. Same thing in fucking baseball. You can't... The pitchers do whatever they want to do to get the ball feel good in their hand. I mean, it's... To a degree, you can't fucking throw pine tar on the shit, but you can spit on it, put some dirt on it, and get a nice grip going. That's what they should be able to do with football. And that's what they did. And they lobbied to change the rule in 2006 so he could get the balls and break them the fuck in. Who knows? Maybe they would deflate them and unflate them during the fucking... During practice and whatnot. But it was Mike Kensal, a longtime employee for the Jets for like 20 years. Obviously, there was an acrimonious divorce between the Jets and Belichick. Do they... Do the Patriots at one time take air out of the balls? Yeah, probably. Like all these other teams do. San Diego puts pine tar on the fucking towels and the ball and gets to stop that $25,000, which is like $2.50 to you and I. Mm-hmm. The Vikings, it was the Vikings and the Panthers, the Vikings and some other team were putting the balls by the heater and shit. Putting the balls by the heater. NFL, stop that. Stop doing that. USC does it. The ball got boys taking freaking air out of the balls and it's nothing. Hey, just stop that. Mike Kensal and the rest of those guys, they overreacted. They thought, oh, shit, you know. Colts put this email out. Evidently, these emails are very common that teams put out these emails like, hey, look for this, look for that, look for that. It's gamesmanship. I get it. But don't you have to, if I sent one out or if somebody sent one out, don't... Doesn't the league have to notify the other team? Hey, this team says look out for you, you know. You would think. Whatever. You would think, but they don't have to. I don't sweat that. Mm-hmm. I don't sweat that. But the fact is, science. The shit, the ideal gas line, I know way too much about this shit, kid. Look it, obviously my fandom of the Patriots is excessive. I love Tom Brady, but I'm the first to bash Bill Belichick. I'm the first to bash Bobby Kraft in a lot of ways. I think they're, they're very lucky that they got the best quarterback of all time, I'll say it, fall into their lap, and a lot of things went, went their way. I think Belichick inherited a really good program. I think Parcells did a good job, but regardless. So I've, as much as I try, I try to look at it with an objective eye, and I've read way too much about this shit. And there's no fucking way that this guy went into the bathroom in the fucking 10 degree weather, whatever it was, versus Indianapolis in January in the AFC game, and tried to take air out of the ball last minute. What if he fucked it up? Yeah, that's, that's a, it's a real tight fucking window to be doing that. And there's probably a lot of activity going on around there. Yeah. And you know he had gloves on. And the guy's going to be out there the whole first half. What if he had to really take a, well, he probably had to really take a piss right before the game. I mean, I've had it as a coach. I'm on the sideline. I'm like, I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. You just see a head coach disappear. He's like, shit, you know, I had too much coffee this morning, and I got a freaking piss or shit, but you never see it. You know, it's kind of weird how it goes, but the slapdicks who are making 8.50 an hour, 9.25 an hour, whatever the minimum wage is in Massachusetts nowadays, they're pissed before the game. So you can be out there for a little game. He's there to watch the game. Yeah, of course. There's no fucking way. And the whole thing, oh, the deflator, that was in May. That gets slipped, that gets slipped through the whole freaking cracks. He got, oh, he caught himself the deflator in May of last year. Like, that's going to make a freaking thing. I, they, those two fucking idiots talking about their beer pong and all that bullshit, other texts that were going back and forth. Kind of gay, aren't they? They would have slipped up. They would have slipped up. You know what I mean? It would have been a text like, oh shit, I was in the bathroom and something, you know, something would have fucking came out. Yeah. And the whole bullshit, oh, why wouldn't Brady give up his freaking phone? Fuck you. Why should he give up his phone? What are you going to get off his phone? Other than possible naked pictures of Giselle that will be on TMZ in the next week. Yeah, but the fucking conversation, the conversations are all found on the other guy's phone. Right, two way. Yeah, exactly. Like Tom's texting other people. Oh man, I'm really nervous that Jim McNally from New Hampshire, who I never met in my life, is going to fuck this one up and ruin everything for me and fuck up my whole career. Yeah. Has he built up no gravitas, no freaking goodwill? And then you got Troy Vincent, who played for the Bills and the Dolphins as a corner, who freaking has been burnt multiple times for Brady touchdowns, making the punishment, posturing to be the next, commissioner of the NFL. So of course he's going to come down high, especially the debacle, the bullshit they've had. And the running joke is, hey, Brady would just punch the balls out in the elevator. He wouldn't even would've got two games. It's just the timing of the whole thing's fucked up. It's an, it's a really, it's an interesting story. New in nature is going to be offering a course on this shit. What do you think is going to happen with Goodell? What do you think the end, the finale is? Two games and Goodell loses power. I mean, he's fucking putting his ass on the line too. But that's the thing though, the 31 owners of fricking high five and I'm, even though behind closed doors, like what the fuck, but out in public, you know, John Elway's like, well, the integrity of the shield is paramount. You know what I mean? Guys like Elway say that. And then you got guys like Brett Favre, like what the fuck? You know, guys like, are you kidding me? This is a thing. And then you got, uh, a craft kind of like breaking away. What do you think all that means? I think the Patriots are the new Raiders. And I, and you know what? What? They haven't thought of me in this whole thing, man. I can, I try to whip, Patriots gear now and I'm crucified. Like I'm some kind of fucking leper. Dude, hopefully they win it this year and they fucking, I know. Well, they've galvanized the team. I think, you know, the us against the world thing that every team likes to, you know, push out there. I think it's really kind of true in this case. Yeah. You know, everyone circled the wagons in new England, obviously, but in the rest of the world, you're a cheater. People love the labels. You cheat, you cheat. What the fuck? What is a half a pound of PSI? And that whole ideal gas thing has proven, I'm correct. You know, and that deflated thing, you know how it is. New England people are fucking dopey, especially in may. This guy's been sitting around drinking frigging eight, eight fucking Budweiser's every night watching the Bruins flail. And what's his deal? He lives up. It's a new Hampshire. And then the whole thing, like, why are the, why are the Patriots? He was interviewed like four times. The dude had taken off like two or three days worth of work. Yeah. What is he just going to come out though? You think there'd be some kind of a news organization. Maybe, maybe if I can scrape up enough pennies, a news organization that can just say, Hey, we're going to give you fucking half a million dollars. If you bring, come out and tell us exactly what happened. That's going to happen one of these days. And there's no way he's going to sit there and go, Tom Brady told me to take the balls into the bathroom right before the game. He doesn't even know what this guy is now to go do this. But I wouldn't be surprised if he said, Hey, that was kind of coming down from the equipment there. Somebody below Tommy terrific said, Hey, this is what you got to do. You got to get these balls figured out. And he's like, Oh shit, I can duck into that bathroom for a minute and do it. If he's doing it. I don't know. I hear you. It is plausible, but a minute and 40 seconds is not a long fucking time for him to run in there, unzip two bags of balls. And it felt said, Oh, we, we simulated it and we could do it. You probably had some fucking 25 year old intern from fucking who does CrossFit every morning at five 30 freaking running. Yep. Took care of these balls. Some fucking fat boy, middle-aged guy from fucking Peter Griffin, in New Hampshire. Yeah. It's going to fucking, you know, what if he drops one of them? What is he? I guess. Is there some sort of tool, like a, like a little wrench or something that he would just drop right into the ball. And it's not that I know of though. And then I know of is the pin and the needle, which I do think is very possible. He was on with the fucking needle. And if the same thing happened with the jets, for some reason, I don't know how the ball could have got up to 16 versus the jets, but it did. And they were like, Hey, this ball needs to lose. Yeah. No, no doubt in my mind. Homie would sit there on the sideline, just go like, put it between his legs, watching. Yeah. That's fucking plausible. If they caught him doing that, it was $25,000 fine per rule book, which is the freaking people seem to overlook that, you know, per rule book is a $25,000 fine. But everyone just immediately thinks sinister. Like Tom Brady's meeting this guy up by the fucking tower, Gillette stadium, Tom Brady's in a freaking black turtleneck and black sunglasses. And he's like, he's like, you know what you need to do? You know what I mean? This guy like, yes, sir. Mr. Brady. What about getting, I mean, do you think anything with Brady giving the guy autographs and all that shit? I think that's standard. I think that's standard. And I think the guy probably at some point had some kind of, well, first of all, God, guys are part-time employees. So may he's probably not even around. Yeah. So he's, he's fucking texting deflator in may. And this is like the big thing that sticks. Yeah. Of course, ESPN skips down the narrative. ESPN also skips the fact that per ideal gas law, all these balls were within the normal range of what they should have been after being out there. And the fact there's two different, uh, meters, ball pressure gauge meters that they were looking at. And on one of them, they were all fine. And the other one, they weren't, but in Walt Anderson's memory was fucked up. Yeah. It's like, I use this one. And then Ted Wells and his mustache of authority. That's another fucking thing. The guy's getting millions of dollars to do this shit. You kidding me? I would do this for like 10 grand. Well, I, uh, I'm, I'm a, uh, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, You know what I mean though? Yeah. Like this guy and his fucking mustache of authority. Yes. What do you mean? You were calling you the deflator. And it's possible that generally Tom Brady had an idea that he liked it. He's guilty of saying he liked his ball soft. Yeah. Yeah. You like your ball soft too. And shaving. Across the chin. Tea bag your mouth shut. Boy, I spend way too much time on this shit. The country has spent way too much time on this shit. It's, it is fucking crazy. I bring it back to Spygate. Do you even know what Spygate was? I remember it, but I thought Spygate was a fucking, another kind of made up disaster. Like they were videotaping, but every team was doing it. The Belichick was doing it kind of after the warning went out. And that's what happened. Very simple. The NFL said you could tape anything that goes on the sideline. As long as it's in an enclosed structure with a roof and two walls, you can tape anything in the sideline. So what the Patriots are doing, where they were recording the defensive signal caller for the Jets, from their own sideline with the camera. So what they were doing was not illegal, but where they were doing it from was illegal. So Belichick turned around and he said, Oh, well, I thought it was illegal. If, if you just didn't look at it during the game, which is total bullshit. It's why Bob crafts said, you know, you're a real schmuck for doing this. And all of a sudden now, you know, public, public, no, everybody thinks Spygate was Patriots were, were filming practices of other teams. And that was a bullshit. That was a made up Boston Herald story that they soon retracted. But when you're taping, when you're taping the team, are you going in at halftime and looking at that shit? Or is it for down the road? When they were saying it was for down the road and there's no way there's, I'm telling you, this is just not enough time with everything that goes on in the game. There's no way they're going to go into the locker room at halftime and be like, I figured it out when this guy puts two hands on his fucking chin, when he puts two balls on his chin, that they're going to freaking strong safety blitz. This is, there's no way it matters. What they would do is they would take it and then they would slice it together with the defensive plays. And they would say, okay, for the next time we play them, anytime the guy comes with a hatchet motion, okay, they're going to come with pressure. I gotcha. I gotcha. And that's what they're doing, which was perfectly legal. If you did it from a booth, but they didn't do from a booth. They did it from the field. And, and Mangini was like, Oh, you know, they're doing a film field. There's no way Mangini thought it was going to turn to what it turned in. What happened to him? He's like a, he went to ESPN and then last I knew he was an assistant with a 49ers. Okay. Once those guys get in, yeah, I got jobs for life. Yeah. That's what we're trying to get you. Yeah, I know. It ain't going to happen. I don't even have a high school job right now, kid. I'm enjoying my free agency. No, it is. You're in love. So it doesn't matter. I am in love. I'm enjoying my, I'm in love with my free agency. I'm trying to skip the spring. Yeah. In the summer, I'm trying to go home for six weeks. And then once the season starts in August, I'm going to show up and be like, Hey, are you, uh, you want me or not talking to some schools and all that kind of thing or what? I'm in negotiations with several schools. No, actually, you know, I turned this into fucking about me. What the fuck? I don't care. I'm going to be a PE teacher down at an elementary school next year, which I'm pretty excited about. And I'm just going to go one of the schools in the district. I'm like, Hey, you don't even have to pay me. I'll be an assistant coach. I know I can get a job as an assistant and lick my wounds and try to get a head of coaching job in the next year. Yeah. What, what, uh, current, the current, what job you had at the school? Did they, I don't know what you call it, not renew your contract per se or whatever it is? No, I'm leaving by, by choice. Okay. Time to move on. You know, I need to get stale. Things get stale. I don't want to teach fucking English anymore. It's the worst. I bet. Oh, kid, you're coming in a bad mood and someone just starts taking personal attacks on you and shit. You know what I mean? And you ask them to put their cell phone away 15 times. It'll drive you mad. Yeah. I don't need that shit. I don't want to go run around and play fucking hula hoops with fourth graders, at least for a year or two. The only thing I'm afraid of about that is fucking sunscreen, but I digress. We're freaking all over the place. We hear the freaking talk about weighted balls and fucking half a pound of air. And the thing is, people are so dumb. They think it like, they could catch the ball easier. Fucking. If that was the case, they would have figured that out years ago, which they probably haven't. All the balls would have been out there to flit. People fail to realize the referees handle the balls on every single fucking play. So they would know if it's fucked up or too low or too high. I mean, they, they should. Yeah. You know, no more than Tom Brady. Tom Brady would know. He was generally aware that the fucking equipment guys are weird too. They're like jock sniffers. You know what I mean? They're not fucking real athlete. You know, I've never really been athletes. They're just kind of fucking hanging around like team manager types. I did a Cowboys training camp. There's like 20 guys that are like running around, just putting the ball down and doing this. I mean, they're all about, I don't know if they're half of them even paid or grad assistants or whatever that kind of, role would be. Exactly. It's all, they're all doing something, but you know, damn well, they're all sitting around going, Hey, Tom likes this ball soft. Yeah. Tom, Tom, Tom likes this ball soft. Yeah. You know, they know they're fucking, that's what they're doing. So there's a huge difference between him saying, Hey, I have a preference of being a ball a certain way. And then tell him some fucking jamoke to go in a bathroom and fucking take air out last second. Why don't he tell him? You know what I mean? Yeah. How do you know him? Go say something. I was going to say to you, dude, so say, um, refs in the middle of the field, puts the ball down and pitchers are marching down the field. Tom Brady throws a couple of passes. Every time the guy puts the ball down before the center snaps it. One time he feels the balls mushy. Throw it out. Throw it out. That must happen. That must happen every single game to where these guys start with 12 balls and they get down to six, but no one. It might. It might. We got to call us. Slush for that. Slush for that. New Hampshire. Give us the freaking new. Please slash batten down the hatches. Tell us what's going on in New Hampshire. How we doing coach? Good. Good. Going on. B.I. How you doing buddy? All right. Talk some sense. So what's going on guys? How we doing? Yeah, we're good. Give us the rigging. The microphone's yours. Give us something. Obviously deflate gate. Let's hear it. Oh my goodness. Well, let me ask you this. Let me start with a question. If this was Jacksonville, would we be dedicating all this time to this shit? Of course not. It's the best team in the league. That's it. That's good. Look, there was probably cheating in the, in, in Brady was mildly aware of it. I'll cop to that. I don't, I don't doubt that at all, but how far are we taking this man? I mean, this is on a hand. No, no shit. You haven't listened to the last 15 minutes. My blood pressure just went to one 40 over a hundred. Yeah. I don't understand. I don't understand how you can, you know, throw your old lady down on a bunch of firearms on a futon. Or you can, or you can knock out a lady and then you're getting two games. And this guy, this guy's getting four for something. He might, this is what I think happened. You want, I mean, if you want me to say what I think happened, please do. Let's hear it. Look, I think this, you can tell from all that information that they had, there was a game where the balls were all juiced up. They said the league fucked us there at 16. I bet you Brady probably chewed into those guys. He doesn't like them that way. And he's like, look, I like them. Well, all right. Now, whether he explicitly or implicitly said, I don't think he said, I like them 11, five. I like them 11. I like them 12 too. I just think he said, I like them low. And they were like, Oh, do you like that? We got them nice and low for it. And he's like, yeah, I like them low. So we don't even know that he really encouraged them to do something illegal. They might've taken some initiative on their own. I don't think they would have done it without Brady telling them to do it. But what did he really tell them to do with that? So we don't know. So when you have that much doubt and you're, you're going to, you're going to penalize the guy at quarter of the season and fuck me in Dallas. I might add, when I go to that away game, I mean, I don't understand where they're coming down with that. So I think they're going to back, pedal. He's bearing, he's bearing the cross for Ray, right? That's what's going on. That's where that penalty was like that. The Dell could fuck up a free lunch, man. And he had to look tough somewhere. And I want to look tough and do it with, you know, against the golden boy of the league. Well, the Troy Vincent too. It's Troy Vincent trying to posture for the commissioner job. When Goodell leaves, he's trying to say, Oh, I'm on the no nonsense guy. But you know what? The, the, the suspension aside, which is complete bullshit. And, but I kind of, part of me wants to see Garoppolo run them and see how they do with that. It's, it's a fucking first round pick kid. How much do you think that's worth? The first round pick is, is it's too much. It's too much. And you're saying the biggest, the worst thing that's happened in this league. I mean, it's not the million dollars, you know, obviously he's craft got that in the couch cushion, but it's the symbolism of it. You're saying that the worst thing that's happened in this league and its history is an under inflated football. I mean, come on, man. There's no, they have no, the league has no credibility with this. And that's why I think, I mean, obviously it's up first, the world, everyone hates New England because the cream always rises to the top and everyone hates when the cream is really sweet and it ain't bad. But you know what? I've even heard some people come out and just say, Hey, this is, this is not, this is too much. It doesn't make sense. I mean, anyone that follows this league and sees how much of a fuck of the Dell is has to at least acknowledge that this is not well handled on their end. What do you think is going to happen? So is Goodell going to listen to this appeal or is he going to be smart enough and get out of the way? They're going to walk it back. They're going to walk it back. Maybe a game, maybe two games. And I, I'll tell you what too, there's more than a few people out here frothing at the mouth to see some Jimmy G time. I hope all those people are right. My only thing on Jimmy G is I like what I see too, but I think a lot of those amazing throws that he fits in there against the threes and the fours, or again, the twos and the threes are going to be picked against the one. He's a fucking gunslinger, man. So I don't know. All I know is, you know, if you want to say Brady was fucking up to some shit, that's fine. He might've been up to some shit. You want to say, I don't like the league. I don't like the, I don't like the Patriots. They don't deserve the benefits out because the spy gate, I get that. They're going to ride some of that, but don't try to tell me that Brady isn't one of the greatest, if not the greatest quarterback to ever play the fucking sport. I know. And I mean, all I know is he just shred Seattle fucking defense and won the MVP and a Superbowl where we know those balls were legit. So what, what the fuck are people talking about with that? You know, the football Philistines, man, let me take a ball. It's inflated at 10.5 and drilled off your fucking dome. And freaking tell me if you could tell a difference between 10.5 and 11.5. I know it. I know. I mean, which one, which one to, I mean, if you ask me between these two things, pumping in crowd noise, when, when the opposing teams on offense, or these balls might be a little softer for the quarterback to throw. That's pretty clear indication to me about which one would be a bigger advantage. No, no. And the guys that got the blanket freaking like, Oh, Patriots should take in the mess. And you kidding me? That's a systematic team wide fucking thing where many people are involved in that. And if you're sitting on the sidelines and already like, shit, there's some crowd noise being pumped in. Everybody knows that. And they didn't get anything. What did they get? I don't even know what they got out of that. I think they got like a $300,000 fine or three 50, a fine. And then like some dude that was unrelated and like a, you know, an administrative guy got like a suspension for a couple of weeks or something, which means nothing. They got, but that's because they're Atlanta Falcons. We, we take pity on them because it's just a fucking pathetic organization, dude. You know, this is one, it's the best team and the most visible guy. Oh yeah. And by the way, you know, we, we got a bad reputation here on, on, on, you know, everything else and how much we're mismanaging the league. So let's kind of look up right here. You know, it was just the wrong time for this to go down, but I, I just feel like Brady's either got ice water running through his veins or he truly believes he did not do anything. Cause I can't believe that him fighting this, this hard helps them any, you know, I, I mean, what is he, how far do you want to take it? Dude, it sounds like he's, uh, you know, heels in. It's like he got caught in bed with another girl, but he's denying it. You know what I mean? He's oh no, Brian, wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think he believes. And I agree with him that he didn't do anything wrong. Other than the fact he let it well known that he likes his balls fucking soft. He likes, he likes his balls soft and we don't know how far, you know, it could have just been that, Hey man, I like them soft. I got a real soft in that game last week. Did you like that? Yeah. Those felt good. We don't really know how much encouraging there was there. He's a slush. That sounds fucking dirty. What are you doing? You fucking little apartment there in Nashville. Don't you worry about what we do? Ball soft. And yeah, that did feel good. That did feel good. Let's just talk something on the field real quick. What do you, do you like what the Patriots did in the draft? I give you five minutes and you're out. We're kicking you off my fucking radio. Go. Well, then that's going to bring your listening ship down to about zero. I love the first pick, man. That guy looks like a beast. So I like that. I like that. They kept trying with a couple of defensive ends. Cause if your secondary is going to suck, then let's get someone that gets off to the quarterback and get some pressure there. I don't know why they drafted a safety that I can beat in the four yard dash. So I don't know why that guy is supposed to go fifth or seventh when it's high as he did for us. You know, I mean, what, what the fuck are we doing there? Cause the guy can diagram some plays. We love them. I mean, really? And the history of, of the bad draft choices they've had in the secondary too. Like I said, I'm the first one, you know, this to freaking bash Belichick, even though it's tough, especially after this last Superbowl. But I mean, what are they doing in the secondary is in my question. However, their front seven looks great. You know, it does. But overall you have to say with the, you know, subtraction of Rita, this team is not as good as it was last year. And Browner, no doubt about it, but they'll find someone in the second, in the back end. I don't know. You're going to Dallas, Brian Ingalls. You know this, you're going to set them up with some kind of VIP. We're going to try. They, uh, the office told me it's, they've never seen demand this high for tickets to that game. Really? Yeah. I mean, everybody's probably only getting greater. Cause if that, if that, you know, let's say he gets that suspension, walk back. You can, this is potentially Brady's first or second game back. Dude, be seriously hard on city for me. Are you going? Yeah. All right. Fuck this. I'm going to get a fucking ticket. I'm fucking finding a way kid. I'm going. That'd be for good time. Everyone's doing it. All I know is this, whether that, whether that suspension is fulfilled or not, he's definitely good back for Indy. And I hope we hang a hundred on those rats. Fuck. You know what I'm saying? Really? You know, Belichick's going to get those guys fired up for that. The owner, owner of Indy's driving around with fucking Oxycontin and fucking illegal cash. Fucking. That he hasn't paid taxes on. And that motherfucker is going to blow the whistle on the Patriots with a needle. I mean, that was, you can't tell me this. There might not be a sting by the league, but those guys were definitely sitting there rolling their hands, trying to find something on us. And they knew what to do. I mean, they were lying in wait for it. Oh, the guy might cancel. Fucking tell me that Mike, that guy might cancel was like storming up and down the equipment room. Like you guys are fucked. We got you. We got you. The guy who worked for the jets for fucking 20 years. You know, there's gotta be some animosity towards Belichick there. Absolutely. Absolutely. And I tell you, the only word I can use for him is rat fucks and fucking Andrew luck. He isn't ready for prime time. I'm going to push through those fucking guys like Swiss cheese, dude. I hope we hang a hundred points on them and fucking humiliate them. That's what I want. Oh yeah. You always get what you want. Slush. That's true. Hey, the greatest, the greatest of Patriots having an awesome season going deep in the playoffs. Fucking, you know, pushing through a ball, the more maybe pushing through Indy, that would be the best revenge we could possibly get. I just going to galvanize Brady to play six to seven more. Yes. Tom Brady. Don't be fucking dragging on it. Huh? Don't doubt about it. You don't doubt about it. And I do want to see Jimmy G, you know, the part of me fucking wants the Patriots to go two and two and look average. And then Tom Brady come back and save them. And so people will stop saying belt. Well, again, I can't bash Belichick after this last Superbowl, but it's fucking TV. He was doing it for him. Never mind. I was, that game, that game that he played, that Superbowl was, was fucking brilliant. Besides that one horrendous intercept. No, no. What else? I thought it was brilliant. I don't know if you saw that they had Gronk laser tags, sign in name and his email address. It's the same email address you have slash chick magnet forever. Yahoo.com. Isn't that fucking weird? Isn't yours? Craziness. Isn't yours? Chick magnet forever. One or something like that. No, no, my, my prime minister of paradise. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Yahoo's, get off my, get off my fucking airwaves. Thanks. All right. Patriots, Patriots versus the world. Fuckers. Yeah. Later, buddy. Later slash. Oh, now I'm sweating. I think it's the coffee or the beers or just to frigging, can we talk about something else for a minute? Sure. What do you want to talk? Let's talk about the fucking Cowboys, by the way. What is going on here? I think I signed Greg Hardy like that. I don't, dude, I don't know. I'm surprised that they've got Hardy. They got the guy, Gregory. They got the guy, uh, Lael Collins. I'm in that. So they've got three guys that, uh, are questionable characters at best. Oh yeah. But ball is all three of them. Yeah. Yeah. People are excited about it. I mean, if that guy, Lael Collins is, I mean, he's supposed to be a first round pick. So you put him on that offensive line, the fucking loaded on the offensive line, best outline in football. Yeah. Which I always think is the way you win games. Hardy. I mean, he'll be at camp. So I'll get, you know, we'll see him there, but I don't know. He's going to be gone for 10 games. I mean, literally that's two and a half months. He'll be, he won't even come back till fucking what? like early November, right before Thanksgiving. Yeah. But you know, part of me is like, if they can just hold tight, you know, 10 weeks and play nine games and six and three at that point, now you're getting a guy who has nowhere in terror in his body. Oh, I know. You know what I mean? A guy who's going to be coming fucking like a bad out. I even noticed in high school football. Okay. Think he gets suspended for a week or something happens and he, he can't play a week and doesn't play. He comes back. I'm telling you, this happens all the time. And they are so much faster than everyone else who's been pounding their bodies for a day or two. And then, and then it evens back out, but you got a guy who's has all pro talent and doesn't play for 10 weeks. And it's just keeping in shape and not getting banged on his body. Fuck. You know, I think it's a score one for the Cowboys. The guy can come back and they're still in contention. Yeah. If they're in contention, I just, the thing that sucks is losing Murray, man. Cause they really haven't replaced him at all. And he was a fucking beast. So we'll see what they end up doing. I mean, obviously it's a long time between now. And, and who they replace him with McFadden. Yeah. They got McFadden. Some people are excited about him. And then, uh, people think Randall's going to step up. Who knows the guy who stole what women's panties or something. What did he steal? Cologne boxers. And then he got arrested this off season for, for hitting or doing something domestic. I'm not sure what it was. Was it domestic? Didn't he get suspended for it yet? I don't, I don't think it was no charges, but you know, cops are called. He was fighting over a lady said she was pregnant. Well, that's understandable. Yeah, exactly. I can understand that. Why he would, why he would fight that. Yep. I don't get it though. The Cowboys can, you know, Jerry Jones is the first one to be like, Oh, I stand by the commissioner. Yeah. Well, did you see when Jerry Jones was talking about that guy, little Collins, he was like, his eyes were watering up. Like he was almost in tears about how this guy has persevered through this murder charge and all this shit and talking to his mom. His mom's like, I know, you know, if I was playing against Lael, I wouldn't want to be in front of him because she thinks he's just going to have, you know, kind of whatever the word was you using, he's going to be fired. Stop. His rage is going to bottle up his rage and you're going to play. What exactly is girlfriend? I, I didn't follow that story as much. I was too worried about deflated balls. She, he had a girlfriend that was older than him that got murdered. Quite a bit older than him, right? She was like 28. He's like probably 21. Maybe, maybe older than that, but she got, she got murdered. She was pregnant and it doesn't sound like it was his kid. So what they're thinking now is possibly another ex-boyfriend whose baby it was, did it. But to have that come out the day of the draft, dude, the guy, the guy just lost all that money. Yeah, it really does fuck him up. And the way the, the way the draft is, you losing, he's losing tons of money. Yeah. So he tried to withdraw from the draft, but they wouldn't let him. And he wanted to go in the supplemental draft and show you're familiar with that. That is, I forget when that is later this year. I think it was in June. Yeah. And you basically, it goes round. So if you want to take somebody in the first round, you lose a first round pick next year. So you kind of want to do it. So he wanted to do that, but it didn't happen. So he signed and he got what's equivalent to like the 75th pick in the draft, that money. Cause we got, he got like $3 million, 1.65 guaranteed, something like that. So, which is a complete bullshit. If the, especially if the guy's being nothing, if nothing sticks to him. Yeah. He, he has to sign a multi-year contract. Am I wrong? Or is this a one year thing? No. So I think it's a rookie contract. I think he gets stuck for like three years on that money because something that may not have, he may not have had anything to do with. Yeah. I mean, it's a terrible story, but it's not the worst story, you know? No, it's no worse than a guy getting suspended for, you know, for air, fucking air. Yeah. And the guy's going to make money, you know, cry for me. Like we're sitting here and fucking, Oh, poor multi-millionaire playboy married to a supermodel, Tom Brady. Oh, I feel so bad for him. You know what I mean? But I feel bad for me, man. I can't even wear Patriot shit and freaking outside without almost getting into a fist fight in every fucking bar I go to. Seriously. They're the new Raiders, man. I know. I would love it if Brady, just wears black all season and coming into the games and they show him just fucking black turtlenecks, big black glasses and just goes all in on the fuck. It grows out of beer. It just goes all in on this bad guy persona. It'd be awesome. Never happened. You know, there's so many things that'd be awesome that never happened in my life. Oh yeah. In my life. Why am I hearing all this shit about Marcus Mariota and his contract now? It's like, they just, they just, every fucking Mike Florio and pro football talk. There's like, Mariota's not going to play in this next year or me, you know, something's going on with his contract. He can't get a contract signed and saying he's not ready to be a starter and all this shit. No, nevermind. No real story, but it seemed like everything I click on is like Mariota's contract in danger of not playing this year. But then Winston signed like the day after the draft. He signed before the second round even started. Wow. So I don't understand, but I mean, not all that money slotted, isn't it? I had to get this. You get this, you get this. I don't know. I don't get it. That's trying to say that he's, you know, I don't even know what he's trying to say. Speaking of ex-cowboys, see Herschel Walker and his fucking kid. You see that fucking video? Not the video, but I, I read a little bit about it. How twisted is Herschel Walker, by the way? He's a fucking weird guy. He's ringing. He's multi personalities, right? So am I. His kid, his kid is, well, nothing's anything wrong. His kid is, you know, let's just put it this way. His kid's a cheerleader in fucking high school. You can tell me that's cool all you want, but I don't believe it. I never will. As a guy, you know what I mean? Call it fucking homophobic. Call it what you want. I just don't think boys should be cheerleading for other boys. It's homophobic. In high school. Okay. I understand in college, you know, those old big fucking rip guys with, you know, big fucking handful of ass. But, but in high school, I don't think it's that way. Am I wrong? I mean, I don't think, I mean, it would not be a very popular thing to be in high school. I don't even know why he brought it up. I just think it's funny. I think Herschel Walker's got a lot of skeletons in his closet. So what was the video of? Him and his kid? Yeah, how proud he is of his boy. He's going to be, he's a scholar. She's going somewhere about a, some kind of scholarship. His boy, Christian and competitive chair. And he just blatantly freaking gay. You know what I mean? Fine. Whatever. Call it what you want. But he is, he's like a light skinned, cause I'm sure Herschel has some kind of ringing, beautiful white wife somewhere. Light skinned kid with long hair, very androgynous. Oh, sounds hot. Yeah, I'm sure he is. My point is Herschel Walker is, I don't know. I don't know. How about the Rams? The NFL website's got an LA Rams page. How's that even possible? Now they're talking about Stan Granke's going to move, try to get a team in LA, not be in the Rams. And that the Rams are going to try to stay there and sell it. He's going to try to sell the Rams and stay there. Yeah. It sounds like it's getting confusing, but what's amazing is seeing these cities hop through these hoops at, you know, an amazing pace to be in the running. But normally like something like this, like building a new building would take, a year to go through all this bullshit of paperwork where city councils are just passing the shit right away because they want to, they don't want to lose on this opportunity because whether you're in Carson or wherever the other stadium is going to be, you, you want to get that, you want to get that team there. Englewood, they need, they want a team there. No kidding. They want to, and I can't believe the Rams are frigging bitching. Like, Oh, the Rams are St. Louis is bitching. This is our team. It's not your fucking team. It's in Los Angeles born team. Yeah. Yeah. I bet they, I don't know what's going to end up happening. I, ideally San Diego gets off their ass. And they build a stadium. I'd like to have them down there. Then you get a team to LA, but if you get a team to LA, it's going to fuck me personally for work. So that's kind of a bummer. Why? I mean, it would take up, people dive into that, stop buying more Cowboys. USC would fall down the pecking order. Training camp would leave LA. It'd suck. Yeah, it makes sense. I mean, you just got to figure if you have a table full of jerseys and you got Cowboys on there and a couple other teams, you get a new team coming to town. That whole table is going to be all the new team. I mean, everybody's going to be buying that shit. Yeah. Good point. So, yeah, but you're still going to have your Cowboy fans. People are going to jump ship like that. Not jump ship, but it'll definitely, you know, it'll take up a piece of the pie for sure, man. Yeah, true. There's only so many heads out there. Yeah. Can't go in a whole episode without talking about Johnny Manziel. Say he looks great. Say he looks great. That's a two and a half months of rehab. Yeah, but was he working out? Can he throw still? Of course he could throw. I don't know. Did he move to an old age home or something like that? He moved to an old age golf course in Cleveland. He must be really fucked up to have to go to that extreme. Two and a half months is a long fucking time to go to rehab. Yeah. He must have really been dabbling in some shit. Oh, yeah. You know, he must have been, he must have been fucking around with pain pills, opiates or something. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I think he's going to be back. I think he's going to be good, kid. So, who do they, it's Connor Shaw and McCown? Yeah, but they're all freaking saying it's all McCown and Mike Petten, and all that bullshit. There are no morality left in this world. I should put that one more often. That's a good one. That one, it is a good one. Not as good as this one though. Oh, nevermind. Nevermind. Technical difficulties. Gary, are you premium? And I'm fucking, talk about the dolphins. You know, I'm so sick of Don Shula. I want Don Shula to just fucking go away. I don't want to say I want the guy to die, because that's a little bit morbid, but I just want him to fucking go away. Oh, yeah. Now he's freaking piping in more shit. Don freaking deflategate. We never deflated the ball. Shut the fuck up, man. The 70s was such a twisted decade, first of all. All those fucking people in the 70s were fucking loaded. Everybody was doing it. Did you see the documentary No No yet on Doc Ellis? No, no, no. I've heard about it. It's on Netflix. He's on LSD, right? Well, if you stop watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix, and stop watching Pretty Little Liars, and watch freaking some sports documentaries. Oh, by the way, I'm going to watch Mad Men finale tonight. Season finale? Show. Done. Really? I'm sure you're DB and Ironette. Yeah, yeah. I don't watch that shit. It was good. Fuck that. Fuck that guy too. What's his name now? The star of the show? Jon Hamm. Yeah. Did you see him in his ringing? Huge penis? I don't know, but he was doing something when he was at the university. Was he at Texas or something? Oh, Hazen, Hazen, burning a kid and shit. Weird shit. Burning kids and fucking teabagging shit. I know you do that type of stuff out in Santa Monica, but that don't play out in the sticks, man. I'm sure it doesn't. But now this guy's fucking, why are we talking? We're talking about mad men. I mean, we're sitting here talking about mad men, talking about deflated balls and fucking mad men. But I was getting back to Gary, are you premiering? He's a kicker that passed away? A kicker that passed away. Have you seen the pictures of that dude? He's like, like 1972. He's like 27 years old. It looks like he's 55. He's fucking people, man. I'm telling you, the gene pool has changed. Why is he so, why is he such a well-known kicker? Just for kicking on that team? Or did he kick like the straight toe shit? Is that? I'm not sure if he was straight on kicker. The, the, the, the, the, the reason he's really known, well known is one, he was kicking on the team that went back to back Super Bowl titles and was undefeated. Was he one of those kind of five or six outspoken guys on that team? He was, uh, he's from Cyprus. He was a foreigner. Okay. You don't see a lot of guys in the NFL from Cyprus. Talking Cyprus, California? No, Cyprus off the coast of Greece. Oh, okay. Yeah. And, uh, he was a guy that, that it was a botch snap in the Super Bowl. Oh, and he's running. And he's running. He fucking like flips it over his head. It looks like he's never been on it. He was like, a stereotypical kicker. I'm like, I'm the most unathletic person except I kicked the ball. Yeah. You know what I mean? That shit has changed now. You got guys like Gannon Veneteri who could probably, you know, suit up and play fucking strong safety for life. Well, Veneteri's, when he was a rookie, remember he was kind of got famous for when he ran down Herschel Walker? Yeah. So that was kind of like, they're never saying now he's more than just a kicker kind of thing. He's been on the Colts longer than he's been on the Patriots. Time goes on. Just feel old. He's a Hall of Famer, right? I think so. I, you know, I don't know why kickers don't get the recognition they deserve. They lead the league in scoring every fucking year. It's a kicker who leads the league in scoring and it passed over like nothing. Yeah. Veneteri though, it seems to, at least in my mind, crossed over from that kind of kicker category to, I don't know, you know, kicker, but a little bit more important in terms of. I mean, the guys, you know, two game winning Superbowl kicks. And then the one in the snow and fucking kicks. He's automatic. One in the snow. You mean, you mean the tuck rule game? Yeah. Have you seen that video on the tuck rule? That the whole like little documentary, it wasn't a 30 for 30, but it was a little duck. A short. It wasn't a 30 for 30, but it was, you know, ESPN thing. And the thing that always stuck with you in tuck rule, and you try to tell people about it, but then, you know, it's the same type of thing that Patriots cheated. You know, that, that really started that narrative. Yeah. Yeah. That, that game started that narrative and it got snowballed into the quote unquote spy gate. And then obviously this thing. And also, um, you know what? Didn't help out was versus the Ravens when they went out there with a high school formation. It was like, Oh, they're cheating. It's a fucking high school formation. Yeah. Yeah. But all those things and the fact that they're winning and all that, but to get back to the point on that whole tuck rule game, the referee only had one angle on that, of that play. He was only, he was going through the hood there. He had one angle as fucked up as that is in the NFL and the infinite fucking dumbness. So how have we seen multiple angles? How come he couldn't get more? Cause we're sitting at home. We're getting the feed from all these fucking satellites. And, but you know, there's flaws in those systems. And that was before they had a guy in New York going through. So he was going through the hood and he had one angle of it. And the angle that kept showing was blocked out. And it did look like Brady was like coming forward. And then you saw a guy's helmet and you really didn't see him put the ball away. You just kind of saw him get hit. And that angle made it look like, Oh, that was it. Again, that's a story that gets, reported very limitantly. Yeah. And the fucking weirdos like myself, who sit and watch all this shit fucking over and over again, see that. I'm like, yeah, you can see why the referee would say, Hey, that's, you know, just the one angle he could see over and over again. And the NFL just, and the integrity of the game. I like the way Jim Turner bringing in the guy from, uh, the dolphins, your line coach, Johnny, uh, John, or Jonathan Martin, Jonathan Martin. The whole time they're saying Jonathan Martin was suicidal. Not that that make anything right. Or, or anything wrong, but Richie Incognito got railroaded too. They were, Oh, come on. They were, Oh, they were hazing him in football. Oh, you know, Richie Incognito does come off as an asshole, but at the same time, he's an asshole, but it doesn't mean he doesn't have a right to work. Yeah, exactly. You know? And that's why I think the bills are going to be more fucking entertaining. It's going to be another entertaining. It's always an entertaining season. Someone brought up to me like, do you think the NFL knows what they're doing by creating this controversy? No, they're not fucking smart enough to realize. Do you think the Patriots should unveil the, uh, the, um, the banner on the first game of Brady's not playing? They should just, yeah, no, I think they should wait till he freaking plays. And that's kind of like one of these hashtags. It's like, I forget what it is. Yeah, I know it. Um, but you know, the NFL is going to say, dude, no, you have to do it. But if the fans, I mean, you can't do the fans. I'll do some sort of revolt. Well, they won't go into the stadium. Yeah, I would, I would think the best thing is, and if all, you know, the three Patriot fans listening, probably two of them now, cause I'm sure slush went to bed. Um, they should just not go to the first game. Yeah. How about that? That, that just go sit in the parking lot. Yeah, no, I'm going, uh, how about that? That would be a statement. If nobody fucking showed up to the game, let's hit the NFL. We heard him. Of course, you know, it kind of hurts the Patriots as well. Cause they lose a little concessions and stuff, but poor Bobby craft. Yeah. He did. I think that, uh, he'd be more impressed with the message that the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the solidarity. We all Patriots. As much as I love Bob craft, Jesus Christ, him and his girlfriend fucking driving nuts, man. She's what? She's younger than I am. Yeah. She's like 30. She's like 36. She's like 30. She's like what? Well, let me see. He's what? I don't know. She's like 35 years younger than he is. It is a little weird to see a guy who, who was so, when you saw Bob craft, you saw Myra and you, they were like so tied together in terms of my perception of him. She passes away. Right. Right. The body's still warm and he's moving on to some other takeout. So yeah, it's some piece of trim, you know, that he's on and, and, and he's obviously with them for the money. He's a little fucking fat pudgy Jew. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. The racism. So I love this show. You can't say stuff like this on the radio. You'd be fucking, you'd be fired in a second. I can't call a guy a little pudgy Jew in the real world. He's done something right, man. I mean, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, no doubt about it. He married Myra. Do you know the whole, the money came from her. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? I would just think he would be a little bit more discreet, but good for him, I guess. But wouldn't it be a little bit angry at your dad if you freaking mom, your life. You have to think that Jonathan Kraft's like, dude, come on. Yeah. He's younger than, you know, if my old man, which would never happen because, well, you know, for obvious reasons, you know, but if he like, you know, my, you know, you know, without saying it. And then all of a sudden he's with the girl, 40 years younger than him. Your age. Yeah. Younger than, younger than, you know, younger than the crafts. You know what I mean? Obviously she's in it for the money. And we all just take this as something that's cute. That's cool. You know what I mean? So I'm the first one to jump on the fucking bash Bobby. Although I like what he's standing up because if they didn't do anything wrong, they knew anything wrong. Bash Bill Belichick, bash Bob Kraft. I'm the first one in line on that, but don't fucking do it to Tom, man. Still real to me. Oh, sweating. Mike, he says he's going to be a mentor to Randy Gregory. So he must be happy about that. Yeah. Yeah. And hopefully that guy does something. I don't know what, where he's going to be played defensive end. So anybody we get is helpful, but I'll tell you what, man, we didn't sell any jerseys on draft at all. None. We drafted that kid from Yukon, the Jones, a kid that had the crazy broad jump and like the Mike Mula of the world. Yeah. And, um, they drafted him and I didn't have one customer want it. And I don't, I don't blame him. You don't, no one knows who the hell the guy is. He's probably going to be, you know, backing up, uh, Brandon Carr. Those are the things that I don't get from a marketing standpoint, why a lot of these NFL teams don't jump on stuff like that a little bit more. You know what I mean? Like you draft a guy like Manziel, maybe you don't think he's going to be all that, but you know how many fucking Johnny Manziel jerseys were sold. Of course, a lot of that just goes in the league though, huh? Yeah. The Cowboys are different. Yeah. Cowboys make the money off it. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Well, fuck. I mean, I, I'm, you know, in terms of sales, I would have loved to have had it, but in terms of the longterm future of the team, it'll be better for me. Yeah. I'm telling you some of the, I don't know why Jerry Jones, I think this news and why don't they offer up like a fourth and a fifth round pick from future years and try to still nap Manziel just for the, just for getting them, making the Jersey sales off that. Yeah. You know what I mean? That'd be crazy. Alone. I would think the Cowboys would be a little bit more in tune to that. What do I know? But you know what I'm saying? Cause, Romo ain't going to play forever. He's what? 34? 34. And they got, I forget. I don't even know who they have on their roster anymore. Who's his backup? Yeah. Cause Orton's gone. They got rid of Whedon? No, we have Whedon, but they, they got like a undrafted guy. I forget who, but you know, we'll see. They'll see, they'll probably have four or five guys out of camp and you just, they see those guys that are just kind of out there throwing the ball around all day. Yeah. And, and they, I think these teams overvalue these fourth and fifth round picks when they can go out and get a guy, that's going to at least sell jerseys in the short term. And Manziel doesn't pan out. He doesn't pan out. Oh yeah. I think now would be the time to get him. Cause I think so many people are down on Manziel. I mean, fucking everybody thinks he's, he's in rehab. Everyone thinks he's going to be nothing. And I still think he's going to be all right. And there's a few guys out there that are the same way. You think Manziel is going to start a game this year? Yeah. I think he'll do all right. I think he's going to have some games where he plays well. But guys like, you know, Matt Barkley, you couldn't throw a seventh round pick for a guy like Matt Barkley. Oh yeah. Yeah. Who would have been a top five pick if he stayed, if he went out the year before? It's crazy. You know, we didn't, I don't remember. We never talked about Tebow with the Eagles and what you. The show goes on without you, Brian. I know. Yes, I did talk about Tebow. Well, kind of catch me up on what your, what your thoughts are. You mean you don't listen when you're not on? What a shame. Anyway, I think, look it, there are three coaches that have, have kind of gone on a limb for Tebow. Urban Maya, Bill Belichick, and Chip Kelly. And those seem to be, even though I can, you can dispute all you want. Those, the three like people regard is kind of the brain trust of the coaching circles in the NFL. If those three guys see some merit and value in this guy, there's obviously some merit and value in this guy. You know what I mean? I find it hard to believe all of a sudden he can throw now, but, but, but if you use him strictly as a two point conversion quarterback, it'll be hell. And a holder, if you use him as the holder on PATs and then just bust out into a formation and try to run. You could do that like once a month or once a week, and people would be terrified. They would never rush fucking field goals or you line for a fucking field goal. And it's, you know, fourth and three, like 40 yards, a 35 yard line. All of a sudden Tebow just goes, whoop. He slides under the defense. It's going to be like, Oh shit. You know what I mean? They're going to be on the heels and not going to be looking to block that kick just as a holder standpoint for that alone. I think merits, you know, and fucking Jersey sales, although the Cowboys should have signed with the same, same rationale we just talked about. That would have been fucking talk about Jersey sales. Jersey sales. Talk about the Eagles too. How about the Sean McCoy running his mouth? Like Chip Kelly doesn't like black people like Kanye West. Come on. It's hard to believe, but you place. Okay. The Sean replaces you with freaking your boy, uh, DeMarco Murray. Yeah. Yeah. How could anybody in today's NFL coach and not like black people? No, it's crazy. It's crazy. Just dumb. And people put, put a microphone in front of this guy's face and like takes it as word. Oh yeah. I think Chip Kelly is a racist. He may be from New Hampshire. It'd be very, I'll be a racist. I told you about that time. I almost fought him. Told that story. Many times. This really doesn't go anywhere, but I almost fought him in my own head. Well, I was okay. Real quick. What the fuck? Uh, we both work in the BC camp and he was there with his people and I was working for Holy Cross at the time and the Holy Cross coach who was my boss, who I actually didn't like in him were enemies. And he was like, with his buddies and like, look at this guy. And then like looked over and laughed at me. I was like, what the fuck? You know, I had like six Budweiser in me. I'm like, what? Like what? You know, like it's like fucking, you're drinking at this football camp. Yeah. And that kid fucking football coaches, the biggest philanderers and fucking drunks. Okay. I thought this was on the field or something. Where's this? In the dorm? Was this in the dorm? That would be awesome. No, pretty. Yeah. Like pretty much. Okay. And like they have a fucking social. Yeah. Every camp in the world like that. Football coaches, the biggest fucking scumbags and philanderers. And they're all sitting around. I mean, this is a big football games, the BC football game, you know, guys from, from everywhere, being all over the fuck. Well, not to division one. Of course, now they, they've opened it up this new rule where they can go to different camps and stuff like that. You know what I mean? But they're all sitting around looking to see who's going to fucking go to the strip club and stuff like that. I mean, football coaches are scumbags kid. You know, that's why the integrity of the game, football players, football coaches in general, fucking deviants, man. They're fucking so much testosterone and so much, you know what I'm saying? And the fucking whore mongers and Warren Sapp, types. You saw that shit, Warren Sapp, right? That was awesome. That video, fucking Warren Sapp, you know, stop talking and blow me up for what? Yeah, right. Up for whatever. That's a freaking nothing. But, but lights pissing me off. I've been in two bars in the last two weeks. We have some like young kids, some young girl comes up to you with an iPad and then want to fucking film. You do something stupid for the up for whatever campaign. You haven't had that in Santa Monica. No, I mean, I've seen the commercials and I couldn't imagine how annoying it'd be if somebody came up to me. And, yeah, twice it happened to me in like fucking podunk bars in Pomona. Would you just say, get the fuck out of here? No, you know, I was like, no, you don't fucking put my dumb fucking face ringing on your up for whatever commercial. Yeah, I'm up for whatever. I'm going to go out drinking with Jerry Jones. I'm up for whatever. Warren Sapp. Yeah, no shit. Does this game have no integrity? But light have no integrity. Well, I finished what happened with what? With Chip Kelly. I was like, I was like, I was like, what's up? It's like, what? Like, we got something to say. He's like, yeah, all right. I was in. I was like, yeah, all right. I left like six of his boys with them from UNH. Oh, yeah. And I was by myself. You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm going to really start a fight in here. No, but why? He's just picking you out because you were wearing some Holy Cross shit. Yeah, essentially. He's probably intimidated about my good looks as well. He's like, who was a coach at Holy Cross? The cutest brother in this room and he's coming this way. Tom, Gilmore. He's been there for like fucking 12 years now. Psychotic. Legitimately fucking insane. I cannot believe he has been able to, you know, his job. I mean, he's nuts. Wasn't there a Holy Cross coach that passed away though? Yeah. What's his name? Yeah. Which is weird. Dan, fuck his name will come to me in a minute, but he had an office where my office was and he claimed when they redid the floor and with some kind of chemical and shellac that it caught him like some kind of neurological disease. Yep. That's a story for a different time. We're out of time. We're out of time already. Brian Ingalls. Good to see you. Great to be back, bud. Try not to follow us on Twitter. Do whatever it is you people do. Hide Yards L.A. Back next week. Out. Pistol grip bump on my lap at all times. Pistol grip bump on my lap at all times. Pistol grip bump on my lap at all times. 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