Christiana Sin bubble bath and sex talk

I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la ti, la la ti Woo! Ah! Go way down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ah! Left loop, right titty. Oh, yeah. Well, you love it when I, Ginger Lynn, play with your titties. When I, Ginger Lynn, play with... You're right. Any other... Any other... Any other lady, I would be offended. But with me, somebody changed my headphones. Oh. These aren't my headphones. No? Are these your headphones? They're giant. They're for, like, somebody with a big head. I mean, they're like... The bigger the head, the better. No, seriously. She's like, yeah. I don't like a big head. I want different headphones. Anyway, I'll be fine for a moment. Okay. So, Ro. We're running late. That's what happened. Who are you talking to? You and your own little chat, Lynn. And with... Oh, there's this guy downstairs whenever I come into park. Okay. And he gets up, work at 3 every day. Well, I don't get here till 3.30. He stays. Really? And talks to me every single day. And he's nice, and he's married, and he's got four kids, and he's... Okay. He says that I brighten up his day, and he was telling me today about how the water flows, and God, and this and that. And he's not, like, preaching Jesus and stuff. No, yeah. He's just enjoys your company. He just... He really... Like... Yesterday was a little bit much. He came up, and he bit my left ear. He bit it or bit it? Bit it. Ew, like Mike Tyson's... Wait, why? Why did he do that? He put it in my... In his mouth. What? Why? I don't know. Did you say... Stop that. I said, excuse me, that's not appropriate. Yeah. I mean, a handshake. And the reason... Anybody else would have punched? Yeah. But he's got tear tattoos on his cheek. I wouldn't punch him, but I would say no biting him. I'm saying people with tear tattoos, that's how many people you've killed. If you've got tears... Are they full teardrops? I mean, if they're little dots, that means they've only tried to kill him. I didn't look that closely, okay? I'm trying to avoid him. So did he say... Did he address the ear biting thing today? No, no. He said he just loves that when he comes in, he stays late just so he can see me because I always make him smile. Oh. Oh. Apparently, he's been wanting to taste you, too. He's like, oh, yeah, you know how you make me smile? Yeah, I also have been wanting to bite you, so I'm going to go for your ear and see how you react. He's like, um, no. No, you're not allowed to bite. Uh-huh. Now, we have a very, very special guest in here today. It's not just Ginger Lynn. That's right. It's not just Rodel Grazi. That's right. Do you know who it is? We got Stevie. It's not just Stevie. It's not just Stevie. Not just Stevie. No, we have somebody else. Can you guess? Let's see. Is it Tupac? Close. Close. Ugh. What? I will tell you that two, there are two of something involved in this. Oh. Boobs? There are boobs. Okay. Yay! Yes, yes. We have boobs. We have boobs. You're on a good roll. Yeah. Okay. So, we know that it's a girl. Oh, she was in a magazine. Oh, whoa. Famous. Whoa! Wow! Were you the centerfold? Hustler. She's in the center. She's the centerfold. Oh, my God. This is Christiana Sin. Gorgeous. She is by far one of the... Christiana, that's gorgeous. You've got to see this. One of the sexiest women I have ever met. Oh, my God. Who is this celebrity? I know. Playboy twice. Wow. Came over to my house this morning and played with me. No, that's her. Yeah, this is... Yeah, that's me. Yeah, you, you. This is Christiana Sin. Yeah. Yeah, this whole thing, right? Yes. This is Christiana Sin. Look at that pussy. See? Look at that pink, little pink right there. Look at my little eyes. And your nails are done nicely. I like that. Thank you. That little butthole. I photographed that all morning. Really? I did. We had so much fun. I like how they have your vital facts. That's great. And read them. Let's read my vital facts. Okay, let's read them. Hometown, San Francisco. Giants fan. California. Oh, you're a San Francisco Giants fan. What about the 49ers? I mean, all I like, I like football just because I like big, strong men. Yeah, I love Kaepernick. And tight pants. So it's like, I mean, I love them all. I can't choose. I love Kaepernick. 49ers aren't even my team. My team is the New York Giants, but I love me some Kaepernick. Do they have like the nicest asses? Oh my God, they're gorgeous. We just have them go in a lineup and choose that way. What's funny is that the other day, my boyfriend, he literally like shaved his head. Like he has this big afro and he shaved his head. No. Yeah. I mean, he looks great. How does he look? He looks great. But they're like, you look like Kaepernick. And he's like. I hate that guy. I'm like, that's good for me. I'm fine with that. I'm going to be a total chick here. Who the fuck is Kaepernick? Oh, Colin Kaepernick? Yeah. He works. He plays for the 49ers. Yeah. I'll get him up on the thing. Oh, he is gorgeous. A lot of my friends are in love with him. Am I going to be in love with him? Oh my God. Can you two talk amongst yourself for a second? Yes. Well, let me read my vital facts while you're. Oh yeah. I'll read your vital facts. While you're looking for Kaepernick. Your age is 24. Honestly, I would. I'm actually 24 this Saturday. Really? Happy birthday. Yes, August 23rd is my birthday. You look younger to me. Aw. You look like you're 21. I swear. I'd probably ID you if you were. Oh yeah. I get ID'd all the time. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. Yeah. Even on my Playboy shoot, they had to look at it four times. Really? They didn't believe me. Yeah. They're like, go get it again. And I was like, why? They're like, because you look like you're 16. That's crazy. I mean, you have makeup on, so you look a little, you know. Yeah. I like the porn star makeup before a photo shoot. Yeah. Because I like to be that. But without makeup, you look like you're 16. I swear. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Yeah. In the Hustler shoot, they didn't put any makeup on me. Oh, they didn't? I was like, can I get a little eyelashes? They're like, no. I'm wearing a little eyeliner and you can see every freckle. You have a little bit of, oh no, you look gorgeous. You have nothing on. You have no makeup on here. All natural. Oh, like barely anything. Barely. I mean, not like powder. Not what you used to, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you don't have any eye makeup on. Yeah, you could see that. And a little blush and like a little lip gloss. That's it. You look gorgeous. Thank you. Absolutely beautiful. But you also look like that whole like late to, you know, early 20 kind of thing. I mean, you are in your early 20s, but you look young. That's a great thing. Very young. Thank you so, so much. And which issue of Hustler is this? August 2014. Oh. Oh. A few issues have come. Yeah. It's this month. It's this month. Oh, yay. Yay. Yes. You could also, you could buy the August 2014 issue of Hustler. I'm on page 20 with an eight page spread. Wait, which one? I'm sorry. What was that? Page 20. Okay. And the 2000. August. August 2014 Hustler. Okay. And you could get, if you can't find it in stores, you could buy it on Amazon. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just type it. Or you could also contact hustlermagazine.com and ask them for a back issue. Now it's absolutely stunning. Eight pages. Wow. That's a huge layout for Hustler. They must really, well, you're stunningly beautiful. And so they must really love you. What are your stats? Oh, we're doing height five, four. Are you five, four? Yeah. With the heels. Yeah. I never take them off. Measurements. I don't have them in bed. 32, 24, 34. Favorite position. Any that gives you a great view. I like that one. Yeah. That's a good one. Oh, yeah. But recently my favorite one is like, like this. Like when you're on your back and your legs are in the air and he's holding your ankle. And instead of going in and out, it's like up and down. Oh, it's like moving your. That's a, I haven't done that position in so long. Yeah. Or even if you like, want to like, it's like a double workout. Like put, put your ankles on his shoulders while you're on your back while he's standing up and then like moving yourself up and down with your knees. You are a very athletic fucker. Yeah. I was going to say, what's that one? Oh, here. Let me show you. Your legs. Okay. Okay. We need Stevie here for this. Stevie. Stevie. Oh, he's eating. You don't. Okay. He went to get food. He's so full of shit. Are you eating? A bologna sandwich. Oh, gotcha. Okay. Okay. So she's demonstrating. All right. We have Christiana Sin. Okay. On her back. This requires. On her butt kind of. To be in shape. Upside down on the chair. She's got her feet up. Her butt pressed up against. Oh. Wait, where is he? She's got her. That's his shoulders. Oh, that's his shoulders. Yes. She's got her feet on his shoulders. Oh, wow. You are athletic. Very athletic. That's called athletic and in your 20s. Yeah. Yeah. I liked her up until that point. Yeah, I can't do that. Do you have a late 30s position? Well, I like older men too. Oh. I'm like, what? I like older men too. And older men seem to be like a little bit more adventurous. Yeah. Yeah. Because they don't just need to bang. You know. Yeah. Normally they're like 10 years older than me, but they're, they're really, they're really good to their girls and they last and they could go over and over again. Yeah. It's not like the fraternity. Yeah. Now, do you have a boyfriend? No, I don't. But I go on dates. You don't. How does someone as beautiful and I've gotten to know you over the last, you know, four or five hours. Beautiful, intelligent, articulate, sensitive, funny, witty, charming. You just have like, you've got it all and you've got your shit together. And I meet a lot of girls in, in the adult industry. And although you don't do porn, I want to make that very clear, um, because it's still an adult, you know, you're an adult, you've taken your clothes off. I call it the adult industry. Yeah. Of course. But I meet very few that really have their shit together as well as you do. And it's, it's, it's hard to find like a girl under 25 who has her shit together or a guy. So not just the adult industry, like any industry really. Oh, I'm 127. I still have my shit together. You do? Oh yeah, you're 127. Right. You look great. You do. I look good. I look so good. Oh my God. I know, right? And when I say, I love what your hair is doing today. I'm going to just, I'm not moving. It's sexy. It's so blonde. And your eyes is like popping out so much. Wow. Yeah. I'm loving it. I'm just going to sit right. Yeah. The whole time. I can stare all day. Now you don't do porn. Do you do boys? Do I have sex with boys? Yes. I mean, if they're over 18. Yeah. Yeah. Good answer. Wait, Christiana, you don't do porn. You just, you do modeling or stripping. Is that what you do? I tried stripping before a few times. It was really fun. Actually. The crowd. The excitement. I like the audience. I like the attention. I like putting on a show. I like entertaining people. Okay. So as long as my pictures or like my video is entertaining to someone, it's making them happy. And my goal is basically to turn on a girl as much as a guy. Because I think a lot of, a lot of porn is hot to just guys, but it's like girls don't really receive it the same way every time or get off to it the same. But I want to make something where the girl's like, oh, this is hot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it kind of gets the communication going about, um, and with like my stripping or like stage show, because I used to perform at clubs in San Francisco, more of like a burlesque thing. And my, my goal was always to, um, have like an element of mystery and have the guy, I have the girl be like, oh, wow, I wish I was that girl. And I can't wait to do that when I get home. And I have the guy be like, I can't wait to get her home. If I inspire someone, make them happy, then I'm like so, you know, I'm so happy. Oh, okay. So are you waiting to do porn like that? I'm not really interested in myself doing porn, but I'm really about like the modeling, the art. I like acting, but not like serious acting. I like B movies, fun movies, silly movies. You know, I'm a lighthearted person. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm really open to a lot of projects too. I like, I could do bondage or anything like that. Yeah. Anything I'm comfortable with. Oh, okay. Oh, you mean like in a film? Mm-hmm. Got it. So they're like, oh, there's nudity. You're okay with it. Exactly. Yeah. Because a lot of like serious actresses, they don't do nudity at all. But since I'm like, I'll take my clothes off. I'm getting a lot more roles. They're like, all right. Like you're going to be chased through the woods and the killer is going to rip your top off. I was like, oh. Right. Hire me. Hire me. Let's go. Okay. Yeah. Which, you know, it's kind of refreshing and I'm going to, I'm going to insult myself a bit here. No. I am. Why? I am. To meet a beautiful woman who is willing to pose nude, pose naked, dance, do live cam shows, expose her body, be proud of who she is, accept who she is and confident and yet not do porn. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. . . . . . the attraction, the, the, uh, what's the word I'm looking for that, that the anticipation, the, the eagerness to do porn because the money is so there is so high and so intense for so many people that they give in. You've been in the adult industry in one way or another for how many years now? Uh, I did my first nude shoot when I was 18. When you were 18. Yeah. And I realized there was, there's a demand for it. And it's weird, like the more you, you pose and the more you pose nude, like you get better at posing. Yeah. So I feel, I don't feel like ashamed. I don't feel scared or subconscious. I feel really confident. I feel really comfortable and it's really fun for me now. You're very, very, very, very, very good model. I mean, it was just like, cause I always go, okay, sit like this and do this and move that way. After about 30 seconds, I'm like, do what you want. Our shoot today was so much fun. You're a great photographer. I can't wait to see how they, where can they get the pictures? The pictures are available at gingerlynnauctions.com. They can see all the photos, all of the, everything that we've shot. Right. And then they can take home your beautiful lingerie and underwear that you have masturbated in. Yes. I've wore so many pairs of underwear today. They're so cute. Get them while they're still warm guys and girls. I make sure to move around a little bit in them too. And I also signed a lot of Polaroids for that today. That was fun. Yeah. What we do with gingerlynnauctions.com is we shoot each girl. They bring over their own panties and they put them on. They're the ones that they've had for a long time and we shoot them in them and I take Polaroids and I take the actual eight by 10 regular photos. And when you get your package, you get a certificate of authenticity, get an autographed Polaroid, which is the only one from the girl. You get an eight by 10 photo. And you get the article of clothing that the girl was wearing. Oh my gosh. You could have a big piece of me. I would love that. Take home a big piece of you. Yeah. I love that. And I want the fans to be happy with that. Now, do you watch porn? Oh yeah. I'm a big fan. You are. That is so funny. You're a big fan of porn. And what kind of porn do you watch? I really like girls. I love to watch girls. And lately I've been getting into like, like the latex, like their girls wearing like latex and a lot of makeup and a lot of lipstick and the guys like, because they have sex with them so good. Like you could tell, like you could tell, yeah, like it's, you could just see like she's wet and she's naturally, and then the guy's like super into it, but he's last. And I don't know. It's mostly British porn where they do that. Oh, that's some of my favorite porn. European porn is my favorite porn by far. Yeah. And I thought to myself, if I, if I ever did a porn ever, if I want, I was like, I'm going to do this. I want it. I would have to, like, it would be so particular. It'd be such a high budget. I know exactly where I want to stage it and it's going to be good. But so far I wouldn't do it under anybody else's terms but mine. And I think that's a very wise choice to make. If you would like to talk to Christiana, please call us at 1-800-893-9562. What are you thinking? There's a good time. I have a thought. What's the thought? And it's a thought for all of us. Okay. And it includes math. Okay. Try it. Okay. I'm not very good at this. My question is, Subtraction? Division? You were going to guess and we'll go around the room, Ro, you last so you can think. I probably won't come up with the right answer. We have Christiana Sin in studio with us right now, right here. I'm blaming it on Ginger. I want to know how many men have you slept with? Oh, you're going to guess? No, I want you to tell me. Jesus. I want you to do, think about the first time you had sex and then how many times for you? The first time I had sex, I was 19. You were 19? Yeah. I was 18. And I was with, because I closed my legs so tight when I was in high school because I was like, these guys don't know what they're doing. But then, and then it was, my first was just so good. Like we were together for two years and anybody I had after him, like kind of wasn't that great. And I'm like, oh shit. And then, you know, we ended on good terms and everything. I've never had like a bad ex, but, and we're not best friends or anything. We don't talk every day, but you know, it was ended peacefully. And then after that, I had like another boyfriend for a year. And then after that, I kind of like, you know, tried a lot of things with guys and girls, couples. So now we're getting to the next question. All right. We're getting to the nitty gritty. We got the one boyfriend for two years. Yeah. Yeah. And another one for a year. And another one for a year. And then I was a slut. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. That is like crazy. Yeah. I was with this couple. It was amazing because I got to explore a man and a woman and then have them together and like, oh, it's great. Would you like to try it again? It just depends on how I'm feeling with the person. You know, it just has to happen naturally. It doesn't really happen like, you know, unorganically. You can't really. Well, what I'm thinking of is next time you come over. There she goes, asking you for coffee. Asking you for coffee. For coffee. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking you're my type and Nick is there and then it would be. Yeah. You don't have to answer right now. Okay. Think about it. Think about it. Think about it. So if you had to guess, if you had to give it a number, how many men would you think that you slept with? Okay. Honestly, I'll give you the honest answer. Yeah. I'm trying to think too. 12. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I know I'm a slut. I'm such a slut. No, no, no. I would have. 12 men is all you've been with your whole life. I mean, not all at once, but. No, that's. That would be me. 12 men. But I would love to do that. Like, imagine all those cops. Like, it would be amazing. But then after, I don't know how I feel. Yeah. But what if you were just like, let's say you were on a football field and you were lined up and you were in the huddle and you were the only one in the huddle and the rest of the team was in the huddle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're like, I want them to tackle me. And they just come up one at a time. Oh, I want them all at once. Just cucks everywhere. Like a shower time. Shower time. I want to be soaked. A big old bukkake. Oh, in a perfect world. Yeah. On the, on the 50 yard line. On the 50 yard line. They can mow my grass. I will sponsor that game. I will be there. Hear that cape and neck? I'll be the umpire. I get to watch everything. I'll be the umpire. I'll be the umpire. I'll be the umpire. I'll be the umpire. I'll be the umpire. I'll be the umpire. I'll watch everything. Okay. Turn your face to the left. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You've almost got it in your mouth. Oh. Oh. Oh. In the nostril. That one's going to be painful. At least it's not in the eye. All right. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Or we could, oh, we could live stream it from my webcam. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Where? I just snorted. You did. So cute though. Cute one. You snorted. Where can people see your live cam? Well, if you want to have some time alone with me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And see me, just have it be me and you, get naughty, strip for you. I love talking dirty, role playing, taking off all my clothes. And you actually gave me some toys today, which I cannot. For my birthday. You're so sweet. Which is Saturday. Yes. And I cannot wait to use them on cam for the fans. You could find me on naked.com. My name on naked.com is Bunny Spice. Or Playboy Live and look for Christiana Sin. C-I-N-N. And that's Christiana. Yes, Christiana, not Christina. Christiana Sin. Christiana Sin. And I let you know whenever I'm going on if you follow my Twitter at Christiana Sin. And you could just follow the direct link and see me live. And we will see you live. Ro, where can we see you? Can we see you? Yeah, I was just doing all the counting in my head. We're coming back to you. We're taking a break. I don't think we should. You need Matt. You need some time. Actually, you know what? I'm going to be this weekend. I'm at Inside Jokes. And I'm at the Love It. Club. But we have on Drunk History. Drunk History has a contest. And we have put up a sketch. Drunk History has a contest. That's a big show. I'm really impressed. So we have a video up there. I'm not surprised. You're hilarious. Thank you. We have a video up. And it's in second place right now. So we reenacted. Where do I see it? Oh, fuck. I've got to find that. Do you remember what speech you did? Oh, it's right here. It's right here. It's on DIY Drunk History. Oh, OfferPop. Let's see. I-I drunk history. Yeah, it's on offerpop.com. Offerpop.com. You can see just how drunk Ro gets. How drunk were you? How much did you drink? I wasn't drinking. I was reenacting the lip syncing and I played Congress. I was head of Congress. I wear a beard. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I know what you were doing. Yeah, we were reenacting it. So who was drunk? How much did they drink? What were they drinking? They were really drunk. And the thing is, when they were really drunk, you stutter. So when you're lip syncing, you've got to keep up with the stutter. Yeah. So it's a little, it's a little. Can we vote for you? Yeah, you could vote. Oh, I'm going to vote right now. I can send you the link. Oh, drunk history on Facebook. It's on Facebook. So if you go to drunk history on Facebook, you'll see the, but Christiana could text it to you. Or I'll tweet it. I'll tweet it to you. Yeah, tweet it. Oh yeah, tweet it. I'm all about Twitter. I have 23 followers. You have 23. I do. I'm so excited. No, you have like a thousand. Like 123,000. I have a few. You have a lot of followers. I'm being one of them. We will be right back. We're going to take a quick little break right now. What I want you to do is go to the screaming O dot com. That's the screaming O dot com. You can find all your favorite toys, your cock rings, your vibrators, your anything and everything that you're going to love, want, play with, enjoy. And keep forever, except for those disposable ones. Go to the screaming O dot com. We will be right back. You're on Blame it on Ginger. Yeah. .!! . We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. That would be amazing. That would be a story for the ages. But my girlfriend would not appreciate it. She'd probably be upset. It's radio. No one listens to Get Your Deck Out. Let's do it. We've only got a few viewers, so nobody else. Nobody's watching. Nobody is watching. No one's listening. It's fine. They should be watching. This is fine. We're live streaming this here. Honestly, they should be watching. Once the word gets out that there's blowjobs for memory slips, I mean, we're going to have viewers go up. That's very polite of you, actually. We're getting older, so it's getting worse. I didn't make eye contact, so it doesn't count. You just did. And I didn't. I told it counts. Now you're going. I was just thinking that, too. I was like, if you grab my boob and I don't make eye contact, it doesn't count. I have a slight emergency here. What happened? I have an e-cigarette. It's red. It's somewhat black. And it's around the room. And I've been kind of moving around a little bit. And we can't find it. Uh-oh. I know. Maybe it's under your binder. Because I've just seen it in your hand. It's under the table right there. Oh. In front of the room. Are you going crazy without it? What happened? Oh, we need to find Ginger's e-cigarettes. Is that it? I check her purse. Oh, is that it under the table? I think. Or is that it? I think it's a spoon. Oh, it's a spoon. That's okay. I have a backup. We're good. We're shining. Watermelon. Wait, where did your e-cigarette go? I don't know. It's red and it's missing. I've been drinking. I just had it. So you guys know what watermelon is? When Beyonce says, I've been drinking. Watermelon. You know what that is? What? It's a dirty phrase. What is it? Yeah, because when she says, I've been drinking watermelon, can you guys guess what it means? A semen. Jays. Yes. Because the watermelon is full of seed and the sperm is full of his seed. No. So she's like, I've been drinking watermelon, like straight up like drinking it, like bottling it. What about the surfboard? I mean, she's basically riding it, like she's grinding on it. But don't you ride a surfboard on your feet? No, you straddle it at first. You straddle to get going, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not good with this type of shit. But you know, she pronounces it surfboard, like with a T at the end. But it means the same thing, I'm pretty sure. That's because she's black. That's why. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Whoa. I can say that. I can say that. I have a black boyfriend. Oh, you're going to say black because you have curly hair? Yeah, you're so. I am so calling Chris right now. You're calling. He's at the bank. I know. Last time I called him, I've called her boyfriend on the air. On the air. Oh, yeah. Just to call her. At the bank. At the bank. He worked for the bank? Yeah. It was when, do you remember the time? I have a banker. A couple months ago. You have a banker. I have a banker. Just happens to be fucking him. Well, sweet. You know, I used to pick my hairstylist and it was great. Because whenever you pull my extensions out, I'm like, all right, you can pull them out, but you got to put them back in. That's right. And he did every time. The only problem is now I can't get my banking done by him. Why? Because we're dating. So you can't, like, I can't do any. Then he knows the expenditures and whatnot. No, not even that. I guess it's so we can't. You can't pull some kind of scheme on the bank. If you transfer banks, you're like cheating on him? Well, the reason that we had him on in the first place is because there was this whole big deal where one, where the porn star, we had her on there and it was illegal. There was a bank, Chase Bank, I believe it was. I shouldn't say that in case it wasn't Chase. There was a bank. It could have been Chase. Could have been anybody. But there was a bank out there who decided anyone who had anything to do with the adult film industry. Anything. If you were a porn star. If you were a producer. If you were the accountant. If you were craft services. If you were involved. Oh, I remember who that was. They're not around anymore. They're not. They're gone. The girl? The bank? Oh, the bank. Yeah, they're not even around anymore. I think another one happened just recently. There's been a big one. There's another big one. Which, by the way, I think. You guys suck. This just happened. We had her on there. We had all the money. The bank that took over, the one that you just said, I think is the bank that. Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it. The bank that they sold that they ate. But it's like they're missing out because. I don't understand that either. Yeah. It was just ridiculous. They don't want our money. We're not going to mention my boyfriend's bank, but he also said the same thing. That he had to change your occupation. Like. He couldn't put me down. I'm a dolphin trainer. I would have to be. I ride them all day like a surfboard. Oh, yeah. Surfboard. Eat a watermelon. Surfboard. That's a lot of watermelon if it's a dolphin. Oh, my God. Oh yeah, watermelon came out of that blowhole. Surfboard's gonna blow. My head just went to me. Whales have eight to ten foot penises. Yeah. I'm thinking a whale one. That's why the ocean's salty. How? That is so true. It's because of all the whale sperm. A lot of protein in there. I mean, just gallons of it. No, really. I heard it's enough to fill up a hot tub. Oh, I'm sure. Well, just one whale. And one load. I mean, what if it has multiple, right? Wouldn't that be a lot? What is wrong with you, Ro? Now you're asking. We're trying to have a nice, legitimate, nice, legitimate, scientific conversation. We're on the same level. We're trying to be scientific. Everything is nice, copacetic. Like, this is Bill Nye the Science Guy's podcast. And you've got to bring up hot tubs full of whale sperm. Just because that's your fantasy. This is why we have problems. I just think that a hot tub is a little small. I feel like it could fill up a pool. If it's like, how many gallons is that? It's an eight to ten foot penis. How much do you think is going to come out of it? That's like thousands of gallons in a pool. Okay, think about... He can go... It has to be close to half a quart. Jesus Christ. Some of those videos are like... Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. I feel like a whale... The average man has one tablespoon full of cum. That is true. One tablespoon. Really? Mostly accurate. Okay. It feels like so much more. But it's kind of fun. It's kind of fun to be like... How do you know? Hold it back for a few days and then it comes down and it's like... I like it. It's an explosion. And there's like a lot... I have a measuring cup next to the bed. Because it's like a lot. I keep a measuring cup next to the bed. What? I'm kidding. Girl, you know you're a hidden freak. You know you're a closet freak. We've got all kinds of things lined up for Betty today. We are missing one of our girls. We are? We are missing one girl. Sammy is not... Sammy Brooks. Not a girl. Not here. Didn't show up. Called. Confirmed. Not here. Not here. So we've changed things up a little bit. And what we're going to do... Stevie keeps coming with more dildos. And they just keep getting bigger. I want to get to know... Oh my gosh. Buck, I want to get to know... That looks bigger than his arm. And not a baby's arm. Like a full grown man arm. Oh my gosh. And I figure everybody does an interview. I could sit here and go... So Buck, how long... How long have you been doing comedy? A little over two and a half years. A little over two and a half years? Nice. Are you a depressed person? No. No. Too soon, Ginger. Too soon. Was that too soon? Kind of. Oh, I'm so sorry. Too soon. It's pretty accurate though. I mean, most of my comedian friends are depressed. It's so... You know, most of the time it's like, yeah, at least... Give me a drink. It sucks. Now, do you have a lot of chuckle fuckers? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Wait, what is that? Chuckle fuckers are girls that... I love comedy. I go to comedy as much as I possibly can. And a chuckle fucker is a girl that watches the comedian up on stage, falls in lust with him, and cannot wait until the show's over until she can fuck him. There are girls that will line up to fuck guys. You have groupies? You guys have groupies? I think I need to get funnier. I haven't run into a chuckle fucker yet. Wait, you know, there's this saying in France, and it says if you make a woman laugh, you're halfway into her bed. It's true. So think about that. So you're doing well. You're doing well. I know. She's like, you're counting in the panties, girl. Buck's got a girlfriend already. Are you experiencing this? Oh, look, I'm working on the funny part. Oh, yeah. Jay's working on being funny. How's that going for you? I'm pretty funny. How do you feel about nudity? Oh, it's fine. I'm naked at least once a day. Cheers. Are you by yourself or do you have company? Well, right now I'm by myself. Does the internet count? Yes, it does. There's a whole cast of characters in my head usually. That counts. They get naked. Do you have any pets maybe? Any pets that are involved? They're always naked. Bro, you are a freak. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. You're not alone. Whales, animals. You're into the animals. She's bringing in whales. Whales and hot tubs. And hot tubs. And animals in their bedroom. I'm really... Bro, you're a freaky little girl, bro. Yeah, you're so bad. It's not like you humped a toilet or something. No, I mean, that's an inanimate object. I mean, a whale can hump you back for sure. Yeah, but it's my toilet. I clean it first. Now, if I'm in public... You don't do that, yeah. No, I do hump a toilet. Really? Yeah, but here's what I do. So, I have to fly on Saturday. Or Friday or whatever. I'm doing a film up in Canada. And I am petrified. Fucking petrified to fly. So, what I have to do is before the plane takes off, I go into the bathroom and I have to come. It just calms me down. Gets rid of everything. So, I will wear leggings or jeans. I put the little seat protector down. Put that on top of the toilet seat with my clothes on. And I will just sit there. I'm doing it right now. And I just hump. I just sit there and I just hump. And I hump. Sometimes I'll hold on to the wall. Does it take a while? Is somebody like, excuse me, you're almost done. No, I'm... I'm coming. And then you open the door. And then you come and you open the door. 30 to 60 seconds. I go in to come. It's the situation you're getting going. I'm on my way. Yeah. I come pretty quickly when I masturbate. I am really good. I've got so many reels in my head that I just, you know... One doesn't work. Just go to the next one. Just go to the next one. Go to the next one. And usually I'm kind of right on spot as to how kinky I am that night. But what we're going to do for you two now is to get to know you better, we're going to do a little interview. Yes. Yes. But we have Christiana Sin with us today. Now, Christiana, I don't know if you've noticed, pretty beautiful, sexy, adorable, beautiful, sexy. Did you see her in Hustler? Yes. No, I didn't look in there. Oh, but that is a good answer. I tell you, your girlfriend... I didn't look in there either. In fact, you were just asking me to autograph your own copy. Ah! What? We apologize in advance, Buck's girlfriend. But, hey, you know, he drove a long way here. He drove a long way here. He did. You know, it's been a long journey. It should be rewarded. No, just kidding. To your girlfriend, you're a lucky girl. He's a really good guy. He hasn't even, like, looked at me. I love that. Yes. And she's very possibly a good boy. It's discipline. That's how you do it. As Christiana was saying that, the big black dildo fell over. I'm going to do it. I don't know if that's a sign. Because it's top heavy. It is top heavy. Is that Chris? This one reminds me of, like, Dr. Seuss or something. Can I hold it? Oh, yeah, that's a dragon one. Oh, the dragon dick. Dragons are so magical. You might pass in the humongous, heavy dildo. This is a magical dragon dick. It was designed specifically for a friend of mine. Yeah. It looks even bigger next to her. If you've ever seen... She's so small. I know she said the never-ending story that's Falco. Falco's dick. It is. No, it's Falco's dick. It went inside the childlike empress. That's a... Oh, no. Oh, a tree. What was her name? Does anyone know? That's her name. The childlike empress, yeah. But he gave her a name at the end and he yelled it out. His mom's name, yeah. What was it? A tree. No, it was a tree. That's a Tori. Let's get off the subject. You know she was 18. No, she's an adult. She was the empress. She's probably, like, 100 years old. Oh, I know. No, but... She's childlike. Yeah. She just looks younger. She's probably, like, 100. The Bastions. Like Yoda. Somebody just has to cut off the like. Oh, the childlike. Yeah. And I'm in big fucking trouble. Yeah, you're right. Nowadays, we can't have that. Well, she was of age, clearly, but I don't know what her... I don't remember what her name was. The name that she had to get, that he had to give her. Yeah. From the mother's name. Nobody ever knows it. It was Linda. No. I don't know. I just had to think it was Linda. I bet you if it was Linda, like, all these years, they'd be like, what is her name? Oh, it was Linda. Yeah, it was Linda. Oh, okay. They say it in the movie. They say it, but you can't hear it. So it might have been Linda. I know his name was Sebastian, though. He was always riding the dragon. That's true. Yes, I do remember Sebastian. Or what's that? What was the name of the horse? Ooh. Remember, he screams that. Good callers call him. Yes. Oh, good question. Darkwing Duck? Yeah, I think it was Darkwing Duck. What was the horse's name? Artex. Artex. There's Artex. That's one of the most vivid scenes as a child. Artex. I was so sad at that scene where it's just like, why'd you take the fucking horse? I know. I was so upset with that. And also, that turtle was an asshole. Yeah, he was. Right? He just kept, I'm allergic to you. He was a real asshole. Oh, God. We are getting to our interview. We are getting to our bubble bath. We are getting to our dragon dig. Right now, we're getting to the, Oh, yeah. I want to talk to you about the man. Oh, quickie. Now, I like to masturbate. Yeah. I like to hump. Yep. I like to come. Yep. I prefer to have sex with other people. You do, but when you can't. I do. When I'm alone. When you're alone. When I'm alone. I do not use the man. Oh, quickie, because I'm a girl. Yes. What this is for. If you guys are alone. This is the coolest fucking stretchy cock ring with soft and snug reinforcement ever. I recommend the man. Oh, quickie. What it is on the very top. There is a circular stretchable. It goes over your cock. It's a stretchy cock ring right below that. There is a vibrator that turns on. It vibrates. So it goes right underneath your balls. Then below that, there is another ring. It goes down underneath of your balls. Around your balls. Around your balls. You've got one around your dick, one around your balls. It vibrates. And what's great about this. You can last forever. Forever. Yes. And if you use condoms, I've discovered recently that they break. Or they come up, they slip off. They fucking break the fuckers. Not that I use them. I've had the same boy. I don't think they're supposed to slip off. No, but just so you know. I need to clarify that remark. I've had the same boyfriend. I'm monogamous. 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Just wait till that happens. You're gonna get it. You just wait. I was trying to figure out my head, because I was like, I know this question is gonna come up, and then I was like, you know, counting on my fingers, and then, okay, so if I can remember everybody, but I might be forgetting like two or three, like 17. Really? Yeah. Ginger just may look like I thought you would've fucked more. Yeah, she wanted more. But that's in like, I had sex when I was 18, so that was in like, that's like 18 years. In 18 years. Well, see, the way that I did my math was I had sex legally for the first time at 18. In my imagination, I was 13. Your first sex dream. I was 13. I had the same boyfriend all during high school. We broke up. Then I started doing, I started going out and getting a little slutty, a little sluttier, a little sluttier. A little bit. Now, and I got into porn. Now, I've only had, maybe, maybe 20 different male porn partners. Oh, really? I'm very particular. Yeah. Yeah. Something's gotta go in there. It's gotta be top notch. Yes. So, I'm, well, no, it's like, if I'm not turned on by you, I don't wanna fuck you. I just, I can like you. So, you don't act. You're really coming. You're really. I'm really coming. I'm really having a good time. If I don't like you, I'm not gonna fuck you. I've got one guy, 18. It's 18. Oh, he's like, oh, he's forgettable. But he was really, he was like, thumbelina, so he doesn't count. You don't count them up there. Well, if they're small down there, are they good at going down on you? Cause they gotta overcompensate. They should, but, you know, I've had a couple where I was like, eh, it wasn't a good choice. It was not a good choice. Not a good choice. Not a good choice. Just be like, consider what I did for you, a favor. Not a good choice. I have a prize for the person who can guess closest to the amount of people, that's men and women included, that I don't know. That I've slept with. Oh, jeez. Women included? Women and men without going over. I have a prize for you. Oh, okay. Buck is thinking. I'm gonna let, I'm gonna let Buck go last. Okay. Jay? Ro, you're going first. I'm gonna go first cause you have women included? Yes. Okay. I'm gonna guess 62. All right. Stevie? I'm gonna go for, um, 36. All right, Buck? This is a hard one. I'm a small town slut. So it's, you know. There's not a whole lot of people to fuck. Well, but number wise, you get a lot in a small town. Oh, you just said that? Yeah. All of them. So now I'm trying to factor in. It's like, oh. Yeah. Oh, wait. And I come from a small town. No, this is, you're just thinking. Well, I come from a town of 150,000 people. And I didn't move to Los Angeles until I was 20. Mm. So I had a good three, four year period. Yeah. And I was in the middle of the third year of fucking around before I got into porn. Mm-hmm. 89. Good one. Now you went up, see, because of that factor. All right. Ooh, you knew what to ask. Dammit. Jay? 69? Good answer. He's like, my favorite number? I feel like we're on the Price is Right. Very, very good answer. I like that one. Yeah, you can say one, because then if it's under 30, you've won. You know what I mean? That's how Price is Right. That's how it goes. That's how it's always a good thing. Yeah. Or you say 90 and bone me. Yeah, that's right. You gotta go 90 or you go one, Christiana. You gotta go 90 or one. Christiana. One, really? Well, how many men have I slept with? How many people? Men and women. People. How many people? I say 50. Oh. How many? Wait, is this including toilets? 50. No, it's not. No, no, no, no. I say 50. Okay. 50. Because to this day- He knows you so well. Stevie knows you so well. Yeah. And then you said, okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You said 20 partners in porn and then not including women. So I factor in women. Right. I factor in the four years that you were in LA, you know, like men, women, you just have fun. Like LA is fun. It's full of beautiful people. You know, it's just fun. It's nothing wrong with that. And then, so I said, okay, 50. To be fair. I love the porn algebra. There's a formula. She came up with a formula. The porn- The book's got the score down. Over the span of your whole, like from when you were, you were in the! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was, you know, younger until now. Like- Right. It doesn't really seem like a lot, a lot, but I'm just saying like 50- I had a really slutty period and I'm embarrassed. I don't know- No! Don't be very- Girl, who doesn't go through that? Who had the highest number? Buck. Buck. My number is in excess of 700. Oh, really? It's in excess- Wow! We were all way off. We sat down. We did the math. We figured out every, every- Now, think about a movie and a scene. I may have had three guys and I was like, I'm gonna have five boys and five girls. I may have been in an orgy. We sat down and I spent about two weeks doing this and I've been with- It took two weeks to make you this? Jesus. Seven hours. Do you remember them all? That's a lot. No. No. It took me like 20 minutes to think down my fingers. The prize. That's- Wow. You know what? I was initially gonna go real high, but then they both went low and I was thinking, well, shit. Yeah. Maybe they know something I don't know. Yeah. What were you initially gonna do? Because you knew her so well. What was your initial one? I was like, I've personally been with a ton of chicks, so I was thinking like three times, which would have been like seven, 5,800, you know? So I was thinking like- Wow. I would have been close, but it would have been over. Wow, right. Times three, you times yours by three? Yeah. I can't stop touching this dragon. Is that the American pie? No. I would love to give you the dragon as a gift, but I can't. What I am gonna give you- I mean, it would just sit on my vanity. I'm gonna fuck that thing if it's not a dragon. I'm gonna fuck that thing if it's not a dragon. I'm gonna fuck that thing if it's not a dragon. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. Getting nasty. through his cock. So you have a vibrating cock. It's the most amazing thing ever. It's called the ColourPop Screaming O Plus. This is my gift to you. Thank you. Buck's got to get a gift, though. You are very welcome. Screaming O is the damn. Buck won the thing. He gets the high. Why did I give it to her? Because you were fixated on her. Just looking at her. I was all excited. You got all excited. I'm getting it. Pretty girls get everything. How about the no? She got roped up in her face. She's like, you know what? I'm going to get this for you. I promise I will use it. Buck, go like this. This is the one you need. All right. I have a gift. I do. She does. I do have a gift. I cannot tell the size of your cock. I can't tell if it's big. I can't tell if it's little. I can't tell. Go like this again. I can tell that you have a fat cock and that you have bigger balls. Your cock is bigger. Your cock is a little thicker in the middle and it gets a little tapered at the tip. Not much, but a little bit. Everything except the last part was true. It doesn't taper a little bit at the tip? I have like a helmet head. A helmet head? Let me see your thumb again. Yeah, I would have given you the other one. But you've got a helmet. So I was pretty close. Yeah, everything else was accurate. I was like... She's a penis psychic. I only put my hoodie on this thumb. She's a penis psychic. I'm the cock whisperer. Yeah. I want to know what this is. I don't know. I'm going to get to that. You've got to get Jay's thumb. What this is, this is the Ringo Wrangler. Now, this is called the Bandolero. This is made... If you look at the side of it, it's about twice as thick as any of the others. It's meant to hold your cock in. It's meant for big cocks, for girth. It's meant to really keep it going. Plus, you get extra batteries. The other ones are disposable. This one, you've got your vibrator. Now, here's the cool thing about it. The vibrator is... The vibrator on some of them go horizontally. This is vertically. So, while you're fucking your girl, this is going to hit her clit. Right across. And your cock is going to vibrate. And it's going to tighten around your balls. You're going to last longer. This is the Ringo Wrangler Bandolero. There's a picture on the back. This is your gift. Demonstration. There you go. Awesome. Thank you. Congratulations. There you go. I know. That's amazing. That's like 5-1. It's like, I want something. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back on Blame It on Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. I wouldn't taste that, Christian. Don't taste that. I wouldn't. Are you going to ask them questions? Yeah, I'm going to ask them questions. Okay. We're all distracted. Now we're all distracted. I thought you were doing a lot. We all lost. We all lost this one. We lost. We all lost. I was watching. I'm telling her not to taste the lotion. Okay. If you won the lottery, how would you spend the money? How big is the lottery jackpot? That's a good question. I mean, because if it's a million, I'm going to be frugal. Now, remember the taxes, so. Oh, yeah. How would you spend it? Doing things like this, watching a girl get a bubble bath. Amongst other things. I'd buy this studio first thing. I would watch this every day. I would buy skinless during the show hours. Jay would have this every day as his bubble bath. That's great. So, I like how high you went with your standards. No helping the children. No helping the world. No helping, you know. If I really want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But bubble bath the whole day first. And Buck's like, I like the studio. But $29,000 is a lot of money. Guys, don't miss the show while you're answering the questions. Okay, well, we're trying. Okay, focus. We want to know. We want to get to know our comedians better. Yeah. Okay, hold on. Honestly, though, all joking aside, I would. I don't know what I'd do, but I'd start some industry in America. You know, get some jobs back, honestly. Because, you know, if you're that rich, you really should put more into, you know, the economy. You got plenty. Why not? Make it happen. Dude, you're seriously missing this. I'm pouring soap. Just so you know. Jay doesn't give a shit about giving industry back to America. Yeah. He's all, I was dead serious about the station. I'm pouring soap onto her ass right now. Oh, okay. There you go. Now, back to. And that's how Ginger's saving the world. Okay, Ginger's saving the world through pouring. One ass at a time. One ass at a time. She's such a heroine. One hot ass at a time. She really is. I tell you. Give her. I'm waiting for the holiday named after Ginger Lynn. Ginger Lynn. Ginger Lynn. I'll say. All right. Next question. Focus. Wait. If. Oh. Really hard. This is a good one for what we're watching right now. If time and money was no object, to what causes would you dedicate your efforts? What? What causes? Wait. Yeah. Yeah. What causes? Wait. I don't. I didn't expect a word problem. What did you say? If time and money was no object, to what causes would you dedicate? To what causes would you dedicate your effort? Oh, come on. Save the Children Foundation. I would do something to help broke cats, especially inner city. Like, you know, and like just people that are impoverished, especially nowadays, you know, try and do something, you know, like whatever would be like try if I like said if I had unlimited funds, whatever they were into, like try and, you know, explore that would be good. Would you bathe the homeless? I would. I would bathe the homeless. Because I am bathing. She's not homeless, but she could be. And I- You said she was dirty. So that- You know- She's a bit- She's a bit- I would invest in the bubble bath industry to make sure that they're still lucrative and that stuff like this is still happening in the world. That's a good answer, but not really helping any causes. It helps the cause of my erection, man. Guys, you've been bad. Yeah, okay. Next question. What is your favorite comfort food meal? She likes it. She's getting happier as the spankings are getting more intense. Answer the question. What is your favorite comfort food meal? What's up with this? Guys. Do we have that? I don't have like a comfort food. I don't. Milk is more like I drink milk, you know. I do enjoy milk. What about mac and cheese? You don't like mac and cheese? Mac and cheese. It's all right. But. I'm not. I'm not. Sure. It's okay. You like mac and cheese? Love it. Okay. Do you see the difference between having a girlfriend or not? Buck is very focused and he's answering the question. No. He is focused. It's just he's behaving. Okay. There's one eye that's just focused on this one and one eye focused on this. One of your eyes is focused over there? I've got that trick where you can separate your eyes. I can tell. He's a trained man. He knows how to look without making it look like he looks. Okay. Is this making you want to have a girlfriend? Why? Then I have to do that shit. I don't want to do that shit. I just want to look at it. I don't want to have to pretend. I'm looking at this. This is fine. This is great. Jay, if you felt, I won't let you, but if you were to be able to feel this ass and this pussy and this back and these titties. He doesn't want to be trained. What would you do? You would change your mind. That's a good question. What would you do? If you were able to do all that. If you had this. If you had this. If you had this. You wouldn't want to worship this. You wouldn't want to be trained for that. Look at this. Come on, Jay. Come on. It was a program. He just shattered his vision of the earth. He's like, oh shit. But if that was your girlfriend. I didn't even think of that. You would get trained if Christiana was your girlfriend. Absolutely. Yes. See, we got you. Whatever. All right. Well, I was getting the point. You got me. I'm still going to watch this. There we go. There we go. See, now I'm getting a little. Are you an ass man or a tit man? Oh, I love the ass. I love the ass. You love the ass? I'm going to give you some tit. I don't think he would deny either, but he's probably. That's a good question. Are you an ass man? You're an ass man. Are you an ass man? I guess so, yeah. All right. Let's go back to the ass. Ask him another question. Okay. Ready? If you could pick one talent that you don't already have, what would it be? You said talent? Yes. Oh. I said talent that you don't already have. Oh. Do you already do comedy? Comedy. I wouldn't want to sing. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. I'd like to sing, too. It feels amazing. It's nice. Yeah. I wish I could belt. Right. If you want to belch. Like belt a song. Don't be belching on the show. We're trying to blast things up here. I've got a chick in a baby bathtub with a sponge. I'm watering down her ass. We've got two very funny comedians, and you want to belch the show up. Belt. Belt. Oh. Belt. Yeah. She wants to belt a tune out. Oh, I'm sorry. Continue what you were doing. Why are you stopping? We need to stop you. She's twerking right now. That's why James is saying, he's like, just soap it. She's twerking. Ginger, stop talking. You're on soap duty. Christ. Just get on the bath duty. Okay. I'm sorry. Say, what is the talent you'd like? I got really confused there. What? Okay. That's great. Intelligence. Is that what you're saying? No, no, no. To be able to answer a trivia question. That's what I'd like. I would like to juggle. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That's a hard one. Is that a reference to her ass? Yeah, I know. Is that a reference? Oh, wait. I can do that. Watch. You know what? My brain's all scrambled up right now. Okay, Jay. What would you like to juggle? I got it. I got it. Look it. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. I'm juggling. Yay. I'm so glad you said that instead of balls. That was a good answer, Jay. That's why I'm the comedian. I know. It's a good question. Okay. Just so you know, when we're done with this, her birthday is Saturday. We get to go around and give her birthday spankings. Oh, shut up. Your birthday is in August? I just had a birthday. Happy birthday. When was your birthday? It was on the 10th. Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah. I am a Leo. Okay. You're getting a little twerking over here for your birthday, baby. Oh, thank God. Duh. Oh, see? Happy birthday, Buck. We'll just have everybody's birthday. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Mine was in July. Oh, mine's in July? July what? July 9th. I'm July 9th. Oh, really? Shut up. Are you serious? We're special. That's funny. Yeah. July 9th. 7,979. Yep. 7,978. Oh, I just said my age. 7,978. Oh, really? 7,978. You are not 78. Yep. You're 77. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm 78. I have my license. I thought she was going to be like, no, you're like 82. Yeah, no, she's like, you're 77. I think you were 72, weren't you? Yeah, I was. Why am I a year older now? I'm 78. Just because she said you're a year older, that's why. I know, right? It's like, hey. Hey. No, yeah, 7. I like 7,979. That's cool. It's easy to remember. It's very easy to remember. 9,778. For real, 7. Okay, so are we asking another question? Sure. Okay. Are you ready? Can I show you? Can I show you an ass cheek? Yeah. Not a crack, just a cheek. If you could, this is a good one for you guys. If you could spend a whole day doing exactly as you wished with no demands and no responsibilities, what would you do? I'm doing it right now. Christiana. I figured. Now, Buck, with the more diplomatic answer. Jason, Jason, are you here? We're doing it. What was the question I can do? Happy birthday. Look over here, Buck. I'm scratching her. Okay. If you could spend a whole day doing exactly as you wished with no demands and no responsibilities, what would you do? Is that a new question? No. You already answered it, Jay. Well. And Buck. I don't know. I'm not going to lie. That hit. I think Jay had a pretty good answer. Yeah. This is a. Would you include your girlfriend in this? Yeah. Why not? Why not? Hang out. Eat and make. You wouldn't go for it. This is the gift that keeps on giving. My girlfriend's like a super nice chick. She wouldn't go for it. She wouldn't? No. What about if you gave her a bubble bath? No. No. She's not. No. I could give her 45 oral orgasms and she'd still be like, no, I'm not in. I'm still not in. Maybe try again. I'll think about it. And then she'd be like, no, I'm not in. I was lying. Just keep going. No. No. No. No. Not there yet. No. Not there yet. You know, try a little. Are we doing one more question? You want one more? Oh, this is a good one. If you could live at any time in history, when would it be? Jay, I think it's right now. I think Jay Dan's the right answer. Buck? I don't know the time frame exactly, but like when the Greeks ruled the world, you know what I mean? Like Alexander the Great time and all that, because that was like the warrior's time. Like when they ruled the world, not with Greek yogurt now, because they seem to be ruling the world right now with Greek yogurt. Oh, yeah. Greek yogurt's taking over. Greek yogurt ice cream, Greek yogurt whatever candy. It's like what? They're ruling it right now. So you mean like back in the Roman gladiator? Right, yeah. Close to BCAD changeover, I guess, you know? Okay. Okay. What are you guys looking over here for? You're talking to, Rose interviewing you. I am. Pay attention. I just answered. It's Jay's turn. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, Jay, where would you go back in history? 1969. 1969. Do you know why you would do that? Yeah. Honestly, I just like the 60s and the 70s. I think it's a nice sexy time. Yeah. He could have theoretically saved John Lennon if he went back that far, too. I don't think I would have saved him. You don't think so? No. I don't think you would have saved him, even if you knew what was going on, with this happening on the side. I don't think I would have cared. Oh, no. He's going to kill him. Oh, there's this bubble bath. John heard about a bubble bath. I'll talk to John tomorrow. I'd love to see. I'd love to see. I'd love to see. I'd love to see. I'd love to see. I'd love to see. I'd love to see. If we had, like, historic events happening and people getting killed, I'd like this going on. What you guys would pick? That would be a funny skit right there. Lincoln getting shot. All right. You guys suck at answering questions. I'm just going to tell you that. I think I did pretty well. No. You did awful. I've got a naked girl here, and you were actually focusing on answering the questions. Buck was for real. For sure. That's what I'm saying. How did you do that? Jay, I think, just answered C on everything. Look at this beautiful naked girl. I think I was multitasking. I'm bathing. Yeah. And you weren't. You were able to answer the questions. You guys are good. Yeah, you're good. You both get a. I'm impressed. You both get a. A prize. A prize. Yes. I have prizes for both. That's two prizes for me. That is two prizes. Let's see. Let's do one where it's. Let's do some man quick. Oh, no. The man quickie's been opened. Ew. Ew. No. We'll do the. Don't want to throw that bad boy away. Put it back in the package. Overtime. Yeah, just test. Just product testing. Oh, wait. No, no. I've got other tests. I've got toys for them. Oh, really? Oh, no. I've got good toys for them. Oh, you've got good toys. What do we need? So, apparently, you're getting something a little better than this overtime thing. You're getting something. You get to go home with Christian. Shut up. I'm glad I came out. So glad I came out. Was this worth it? I'm not going to lie to you. I just noticed that I'm sweating profusely because I noticed that Jay was. I was like, Jay's sweating. And I was like, oh, I'm sweating too. Well, I got the lights on me. It's because it's hot in here. Oh, yeah. The studio lights are crazy. Yeah, I know. They're not. For the viewers at home. It has nothing to do with the chick. Yeah. Definitely not. Christiana, that's not it. Yeah. Well, she's probably going to change. So, you guys will probably get to witness more. And if anything, you could just look at the hustler. All right, guys. Move down. Move down. Okay, you're moving down. Moving down. Moving down. You did a good job. You did a great job. All right. All right. Now, this one goes back over there, right? Don't worry about it. Okay, good. I am impressed. I didn't hear one answer you said. I don't know if you answered well or not. They did. They did a good job. Honestly, I don't even remember what I said. Jay had pretty much the same answer for everything. He was just trying to get back. He was like, yeah, right here. When I said, what would he do? He's like, I'm doing it right. I'm doing it right now. Buck had a lot more detail to his answers. He actually cared about causes. Yeah, he's more political. Yeah, he's much more. But apparently, he had one eye over there the whole time. I had no idea. And we found out we have the same birthday. I thought he was just cross-eyed. I did. I thought you were cross-eyed. Buck does not have a lazy eye. He's actually just very trained. He's trained well. Yeah. You know what? How long have you been with your girlfriend, Buck? Close to five years now. You are trained well. I was very impressed with your... So you had a girlfriend pre-comedy? Yes. Oh, Buck, you got to sit closer to the mic. Yes, yes, I did. I actually, I met her. It's a long story. I was in a bunch of trouble kind of when I met her. But I did my first stand-up act. And then I actually got in trouble for slapping a guy in my hometown. So I went to prison for like seven and a half months. Really? Yeah. And then I started comedy full-time. No, no. Two days after, though. That was part of my deal. When I signed the deal, I just told the promoter, like, hey, he said, yeah, I'll put you up. You can open the show for 10 minutes. So I was like, cool. And then, so then I made the deal. And I was like, well, you got to leave me out till at least March 26th because I got a comedy. I'm going to do my debut. So I did that. Two days later, went in. And then since I've been out, I've just been going full-time. Wait, you went to prison for smacking somebody? Yeah. Yeah, which apparently is a crime. Seven months? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it was a 16-month thing. So I did like seven, seven and a half months. Wait, what else? Did you smack him and stab him? Or was it just smacking? No, I just slapped him. But I hit hard. Yeah, it was open-hand slap. But I knocked him unconscious. So it was like a, you know. That's some slap. That's like a, I'm a little turned on. My pussy just got wet. She's not kidding. Damn. No, I'm not. She's not kidding. I used to fight MMA when I was younger. Oh, really? Did you really? Yeah, I was like a small circuit world champion. I have a black belt in Taekwondo, a black belt in Shoto Shinkai. I did jujitsu and MMA. Yeah. Yeah, I've got 22 years. Oh, that's cool. Heck yeah. I didn't do it anywhere near that long. I wrestled five years and I placed a world team trials. And then I fought like two years before I won my small title. You know, but I like when I was about my first fight, I beat a guy named Aaron Brank. He used to do porn. Oh, really? Yeah. You got to watch out for those porn people. They cheat. No, they do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. I didn't have much time. I knocked him out in 10 seconds. Okay. All right. Good. But he was good. He fought in UFC and stuff, you know, so he was a good, tough guy. I just didn't have much. Well, I hit hard, so. So you're a good guy to have around if we ever get into trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Smack people down. I want to go hit somebody. I want to just. Would you back me up? Yeah, definitely. You're going to hit them first? Let's send them back to prison. Then that'd be a story. I'd be like, hey, I was in a street fight with Ginger Lynn. What's up? Yeah. That's right. That is street cred. That is street cred. You guys would make a lethal game. Jay, have you ever been in jail? No, I haven't. I haven't either. I'm actually uncomfortable now that I know Buck has. All right. Yeah. Well, yeah. So we've got Buck is a yes, Jay is a no, Christiana. No way. I wouldn't last in jail. I'd be somebody's like, like, bitch wife or something. Yeah, you would. Yeah. Yeah, you would. Yeah, you would. Multiple bitch wives. She's like, me, my shiv. What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. . . . . . . . . talk like that. You've not seen Orange is the New Black. It was just like, hi, can you be my prison badge? Thanks. Take my candy out of my smash. No, I said, I'm like, oh my God, thank you. And then I get like pushed on something and then somebody puts something I don't want them to and then I'm in there forever. The women are definitely a lot worse than the guys. And then I get tattoos on my face and it's all fucking bad. I spent four months and 17 days in federal prison. The first day that I got there, there was a snitch and they took her down to the final cell. A bunch of girls took her down there. They sodomized her with a toilet brush and put her eye out for being a snitch. So no, the women are fucking brutal. No, the women are actually worse than the men. Oh yeah. Even with like the gay stuff, like in prison, it's really like only lifers do that where the guys, it's like, I'll be out in eight months. I'm not going to rape anybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the girls are like, it's going to be eight months. I'm going to rape somebody. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's rough. Yeah, no, the girls are, they're all over you immediately. And some of those, like when you watch Lockdown, if you see some of the women interviewed, they're like, oh yeah, no, I cut up somebody. Yeah, it's easy. They're like, oh. It's easy. Yeah, they're so nonchalant about it too. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's actually really easy. What they do is, is you get a razor blade to go and shave your legs. And it's so simple. All you do is you take your razor blade and you stomp on the razor blade, you take the metal out and you take a rubber band and you put it around a pencil and you've got yourself a shave right there. Wow. Yep. So the women get razors so they could shave. Well, yeah, guys do too. the guys do too. They get to shave, yeah, same thing, they do the same thing. Yeah, they do the same thing. Why can't they just wax? It's too pricey. The prisons are cheap. They're like, yeah, let's give them these 99 cent razors. Oh, yeah. If they die, it's all right. whatever Texas is going to, we should just wax everybody. You know what? We could get girls who are going to beauty school and people who are just practicing and be like, hey, we're going to wax you because we got to practice. Christiana, that's a great idea. Yeah, you know, back in the 80s, back in the 80s, they would, I know it's kind of gross, but they, back in the 70s and 80s, they would actually wax cadavers. Oh, really? Yeah, but I'm like, what? Yeah, just to practice with real hair. But I'm like, why don't you practice on it? You know, why don't you practice on an inmate? Don't give them razors. They're going to be hairy and then just come every three or four weeks and have new people practice. It's the best practice. You could get eyebrows. You could get eyebrows, legs, whatever. That's great. That's a great idea. And it's like, you know, takes away weapons and makes them feel hot and people get a lot of practice so when they go into the working world, they're like, oh, I've done worse. Wax it off. I used to wax in prison. Oh, shit, you know how to do me right. Where'd you get your degree? San Quentin. That's right. Go on my nuts, bitch. Okay, don't laugh. I had a manicure in prison. You did? I did. I got, I got, I got a full set in prison. Wow. Did they do your nails sharp? No, I came straight. No, I was in charge of the kitchen so I got a lot of perks. Wow. Yeah, like red. Yeah. She was a bad bitch. Yeah, she was. I got a lot of good perks, good perks out of that. It's valuable. Perks are always valuable. Ginger, I haven't gotten a manicure in forever and Ginger got one in prison. I need to. I got one in prison. I need to get a manicure. You should go to prison and get a manicure. I should. I'd probably get a massage. Get your legs in, get your vagina waxed. Once we, once, once we get this system. Prison's dope. Once we get this prison waxing system in place, Yeah, but seriously, this is a great idea. I hope somebody can hear me that makes this happen. I bet we can make this happen. In school, we would cut the homeless's hair and the orphans. That's a good idea. Yeah, because it's like a fuck up. Yeah. I mean, who would I? I don't have a homeless hand. Give me the I want change look. but the orphans, right? We're going to do whatever you, whatever I want. I don't want, he's like, can I just have a number one? Ah, you don't know what you need. The purple, the bleach, we're going to do you right. You're shaving off. The orphans only like scoring memory as a kid. What, well, you didn't have parents? Well, I got this really bad haircut. No, actually, the orphans was really hard to do because we had to like go through people and do all that stuff. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, but I mean, it was a good experience all around. That's sweet. Yeah. And you could go to those massage schools and get a massage for like 20 bucks. Happy ending included or is that extra? That's a different school. Yeah. That's the international. School massage. Oh, yeah. Stevie and I went and got massages last night. Dueling, we got massages in the same room, both of us naked. Really? Yeah. Right there. I wasn't sure if I was going to get naked, but last time they got all that oil on my underwear and I was like, I don't want to deal with that. So I just thought, whatever, I'll take it all off. And then they like crawl on you. Really? It's interesting. Yeah, because they have to push all the way down. On your back. Wait, I thought that was only in the porno movies to set it up, but that really happens. Yeah. Are you sure this wasn't a Grindr date? No, no, this isn't Grindr. This is not. No, but they did Hot Rocks. It was new. I never had anybody run. I've had Hot Rocks and they haven't crawled on me. I don't like Hot Rocks. They hurt me. They crawled on him and dropped their balls on him is what happened. They said it was Hot Rocks. Yeah, Hot Rocks. He crawled on me. I don't know. It was too Hot Rocks. I did feel fleshy. They're kind of saggy Hot Rocks. I was thinking, I got a really shitty massage. I got no Hot Rocks. You just didn't get teabagged on your back is what happened. I got no teabags. Nobody crawled on me. I was like, my back worked on, my butt, my legs, my arms. That's when the Hot Rocks came in. What did they do to your butt? They massaged it. They just massaged like the, the cock sees and everything like on the spine. They massaged your cock? No, no, not that. You just said they massaged my cock. The cock sees. How many do you have? The bottom seven vertebrae. A few cock sees. That's it. That's a few cock. The multiple of cock sees. Actually, I had one in my back pocket. I always carry one with me. A cock sees? Yes. I carry two in case one breaks. Good to have a detachable cock see. Nice. And then I can sharpen it. I can step on it and I get my rubber band and I put it on the end of a pencil. It doubles as a weapon. Oh, come on. Dicks should not be weapons. Dicks are wonderful. I love cock. How do you guys feel about cock? Cock? Cock? Not much of a fan. I don't use it as a weapon. I'll tell you that much. Do you ever slap in the face with it? Oh, have you ever? Have I ever slapped? Yes. Yes. Okay, did it turn you on? Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, but you've never been slapped in the face with a cock. No. No. No, that's not on purpose. That's not on purpose. I don't. It's only eight months. What do you mean it's not on purpose? I've been to the gym a couple times but it's not on purpose. It was spotting that dropped on the ground with the shorts. They weren't fashion. Okay. So wait, Bucks smack somebody. Have you ever smacked somebody? No, I'm very respectful. Jay, I just, I'm not buying it. Girls like it, some girls, you know? Yeah. I mean, did you take that? What about you girls? Do you like, you know, a little bit of, you know, You know what? I like it when it costs me. You like a rough one? No, I like rough. No, I like a rough one. I like the cock smacked on my face. I like, I like it when you take my head and shove it all the way down in your cock where I can't breathe and I'm gagging to get out. All the girls are nodding their head like exactly. I like, I love that. It makes, all the spit comes up in my throat. I love it. I love being tied up. I love being, I have a cat of nine tails. I love my ball gag. I love, love, love, love, love. What's it called? Oh, I've got this little thing. Oh, I love my ass plug. But that's not rough. Does it have a little tail on it? That's what she gets. I have a fox, I have an actual fox tail and attached to it, there is a, it's a knob about this big and it's glass and it's clear and so it goes into your ass and it doesn't come out. And then you have a little tail. And you've got a tail where you're fucking. You can be like a little pet. That's so cute. Do you have ears? Oh shit, I don't have time. I've got bunny ears in the other room. Yeah, I do. I have a whole bunny mask. Oh, I love it. That's so cute. Yeah, I've got a cum bucket. What? Now, everybody. Wait, what? You're about to learn some new shit right here. I've got a cum bucket. She's like, what? A cum bucket. Oh, cute bunny, what? What? Cum bucket? Is the cum bucket right there or is it in the other room, Stevie? Oh, I've seen the cum bucket. The cum bucket, oh, that's in the drawer, get it. Do we have time? I don't know if we have time. Yeah, we have time to get the cum bucket. I've never let anybody tie me up. I think it's because girls assume because I'm a tough guy and I'm like kind of rough. I'll be rough with this fucking guy. Busted, busted. I'm signing it. This is the book of pussy. He's taken so long to sign it. I've been looking for a good photo. All the good ones up to this point were taken, so I was like, God damn it. I've been seeing him taking pictures with this book. He's trying to get a souvenir. I'm a booyah. 300 photos saved. Jay's like, can I borrow that after? That's a good idea. Hey, is that from the library? Can I check it out? Oh, yeah. I wonder if you can check that out at the library. I don't know if you can or not. Someone sent that to me and I thought, what am I going to do with a big book of pussy? And then I thought, I've been doing radio. What can't you do with it? I've been doing it for 12 years though, radio, and I thought, it's fun. I look at pussy every day. I love pussy, but I don't want to sit and look through a book because I get the real thing. And so I thought, what a great idea to have all my guests sign my big book of pussy and it's mine. So everybody that comes in, everybody signs the big book of pussy. That's awesome. It's fabulous. Now, this is what is called a, a cum bucket. Now, this is fabulous. What it is, it's a full face mask. I've never seen this before. And I like to watch, I like to watch fetish porn and I've never seen this before. It's so fucking cool. So what it is, It looks like an alien. It's a mask. Like Aquaman. It looks like Aquaman. I'll get in it. Here, I'll put it on. Oh my gosh, it's so, it does look like one of the, you know. It looks like, like, you know, like the superhero, like, I gotta put my mask on. It's like a mix between, Aquaman and Batman. Oh my God, that's hilarious. Aquaman and Batman had a baby. And, oh my gosh. The baby was like, I need cum. It's lip goes over its chin and covers its nose. That's like the old fucking Looney Tunes, right? Yeah. It looks like, it really looks like a duck. Like Darkwing Duck, Darkwing Duck. Darkwing Duck. And I, I just look like that. Darkwing Duck, cum catcher. I can't see the light. All right. Does he shoot it and you catch? Wait, what? Cum in my mouth. Oh, somebody. Hurry, hurry. Stevie, Stevie. do it fast, you're closest. Why don't I have a penis? You don't need one to cum. Oh, that is a good point. Squirt, come on. Yeah, squirt. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Pull a Spiderman. Squirting slightly Somebody pull a Spiderman. Okay, ready? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna. Oh my God, she's squirting. Yeah, baby, come on, go, go, go. Did it work? Did it work? How'd it work? Did it work? It's in my chin. More, more. Come on, do it again. You want more? Did you pour water in? No, that's her vagina juice. Yeah, that's the JJ juice. Okay. Is it working? Cool. Are you, wait a minute. This is not a very effective bucket. I hope that you guys can see this. Like, how could they watch this show? Can they watch a rerun? Like, you have to see this. This is so hot. It's good. Run studios.com. Please. Just watch this. I bought it. Oh my God. Does it taste like Arrowhead? I drink a lot of that. Oh, it tastes like head. It tastes like beer. Beer? You drink a lot of busted. Who's been drinking beer out of my cum bucket? This is bullshit. It tastes like beer. Really? No. It tastes like beer. Yeah. It's like, no, it tastes like water. No, it tastes like water. This is really fucking cool. Now, the thing is, the cum goes in the bucket, and then, you get to squish it into your mouth, so you could have as many people come in this bucket as you want, and then, it all squishes into your mouth. Like a party. That's great for parties. It's a party. This is really good. It's perfect for parties. You're like a human urinal. Yeah, and the thing is, you never know who's going to be coming. I can't see. Yeah. I see light, but I don't see shadows. That's right. It's like having a glory hole on your face. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That's right. Stevie, I want to take this home tonight. You hit the nail on the bucket. I'm thinking it would be a- It is a bucket. Fabulous. We've never even- See, finally, my chronic masturbation is coming in handy with my knowledge on a show to make topical conversations. It's amazing. Oh, my goodness. I'm so good at the office. I'm so good at cum bucket. That's fucking cool. Everywhere else, they say it's inappropriate. Here, put it in the bag. Wow. All right. Wow. It's a high bag. Okay. Jay, have you ever been tied up? Why? Because- Would you like to be? And did you- Yeah. How was it for you? What was it like? Awkward. Really? Yeah. You didn't enjoy it? Did you get there or what? I don't know. They were like fuzzy pink handcuffs and I was like, what are you doing? I'm tying you up. I think it'd be cool. I was like, no, I don't like it. You didn't like it? No. Because they were fuzzy pinking. Yeah. If they'd been leather and tough and rough, do you think you would have liked it? No. I just- I don't think I like to be tied up. Do you like tying people up? Yeah, I think I like to be tied up. Oh, yeah. All right. So Jay's a dom. Do you tie people up? Right, yeah. Yeah. Jay's a dom. Buck's a dom. I'm a switch. What are you? Oh, I've been tied up. You're a sub. Okay. But do you like to tie up as well? No, I don't mind being tied up. I'm a sub. You're a sub. Girl, me too. I'm a sub. Yeah. I'm a sub. I don't know. For me- I'm a sub. What are you? I just submit like that. Like I- As soon as like- Jay just started sweating more. Somebody is just like- Okay. As soon as- It's really hot in here. As soon as a guy or a woman just takes like the dominant, I just like completely submit. And I can't really put myself in that role where I'm like, I'm going to tie you up because I would just like, am I hurting you? Like, is it okay? Yeah. Yeah. I'm definitely a sub. I just shut my mouth and do what I'm told. I could hog tie you and electrocute the inside of your pussy. Yeah, I'm such a good girl. Have you ever had your pussy electrocuted? Oh, I got this electric kick. And it like, you know, it feels good. Does it go inside your pussy? I haven't tried that because I was scared I was going to die. No, you're not. Can you imagine? How did she die? Electrocution in the twat. Like, could you imagine? She electrocuted her twat. I'm like, I'm killing myself. It's over. You have to have somebody who really knows what's going on. Yeah. Yeah, like an electrician or something. Call one over and make sure he's crazy. I've got a black box. A black box that's the size of, I mean, it's a nice big black box. And there are four different controls on it. And you control everything. I'm going to have my boyfriend come in one day and electrocute my pussy. The only problem I have is once I start to cum, it's a... Rainstorm? It's a flow. It just continues and it goes and it goes and I can't stop it. And it's so intense. And my whole body is just, it's the most amazing orgasm ever. And I haven't done it in about six months. I think it's about time. So did that happen the first time you tried it? Absolutely. And so you don't have to like get used to it. It just happens. No, no. The first time, not the first time. The first time we went away for the weekend to try it, 32 orgasms. Wow. 32. And we don't have much time left. We don't have time. Christiana, Sin, thank you so much for coming in beautiful. It was my pleasure. You were... Getting a bath, everything was amazing. I had such a good time with you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for my screaming. Oh, Toy. I love it. Where can people find you? My Instagram is the same as my Twitter. Follow me on both at Christiana, C-I-N-N, Christiana Sin. Christiana Sin. All right. And what about you, Jay? I will be at Dave and Buster's doing comedy next Friday. I love Dave and Buster's. Let's go. Is that the competition? Oh. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. I compete against people in the games. Oh, shoot. I'm going to be out of town. I would love to come. Before we go. Let's swap numbers because I love to go to comedy stores. Absolutely. So Dave and Buster's next... This Friday coming up? The 28th. The 28th. August 28th. Wait, I will be in town. All right. All right. You're going to have to text me. I will. I'm out of town? Oh, I'm out of town. Never mind. I'll text you anyway. Oh, I'm out of time. Okay. Thank you so much for coming in. When can we come and see you? Where? I'm this... I'm at some tobacco lounge on Sunday. I'm not doing... I'm doing TV seasons here. So I'm not doing... I'm not acting, you know, on a lot of the TV series. So I don't get to book much comedy. So it kind of sucks, you know, but... Will you keep us updated? Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Please do. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming in. Both of you for driving so far. Stevie, we love you. Ro, where can I see you? You can see me at Twitter, at Facebook, at my website, rodelagrazzi.com. Oh, yeah. I'm Buck Acosta. B-U-C-K-A-C-O-S-T-A. Find me anywhere. Buck Acosta. Buck Acosta. J? Double O, J Co. Double O, J Co. Double O, J Co. Double O, J Co. 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