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Please do it with me.
Fuck that.
Can you please have sex with me?
At Skid Row Studios.
Hello.
Hi.
Good afternoon.
Hello.
Welcome to Skid Row Studios.
Yeah.
It's so early.
It is.
It's ridiculously early.
I want to thank Jeremy for coming so early.
Yay.
To help us and get us set up.
And we have a lot of people here, more and more coming.
And more coming.
And in the lobby, we've got many toy bags with many, many, many, many toys.
And why?
Why?
Please do tell me.
Because we're going to have a live in-studio play party.
Woo!
This is what we call Kinkapalooza, people.
Is that what it's called?
Kinkapalooza.
I love it.
Kinkapalooza.
Yes.
Where there's going to be the stuff and the stuff.
And stuff.
Wow.
There's a lot of stuff.
I'm sorry.
Why are you sorry?
What's wrong?
Can you be more specific?
What kind of stuff?
I'm sorry because when you do things and you're looking at me really close into my eyes and I'm looking at you really close into your eyes and stuff and then there's things and stuff.
It's like...
Oh, do you mean the wrist cuffs and the dog collar I just put on you?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Could be that.
Just checking.
Could be that.
You sound nervous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because, yeah.
There's...
I'm sorry.
I can't think right now.
So...
And then now you have a knife in your hand.
You see what you do to me, woman?
I know.
Isn't it great?
It is great.
Just so you know, people who are listening, there's a lot of taking off of headphones and stuff because there's going to be a lot of movement.
At the moment, there's a...
I need some other people to talk right now.
Okay.
At the moment, there is a wonderful scene going on right now wherein the insidious one has thrown Nancy.
She's got these headphones across the table.
Don't be afraid.
And she has a short stack of pallet wrap.
Yes.
And I see hands going behind Nancy's back on the chair.
She's resisting.
Are you resisting, Nancy?
No.
No.
Her arms aren't long enough.
She's not a fucking monkey.
She's like a midget with these arms.
No.
So she's taking this.
It looks like a big roll of saran wrap.
Industrial size.
Do you need my help?
Do you need some assistance?
This is Fauna here.
We have someone that just came into the studio.
Pull up a microphone.
This is Gypsy.
Yes.
And introduce yourself.
I'm Gemini.
Yes.
Gypsy Gemini Fauna.
Gypsy's here.
Gypsy's here.
And she's got her on one of these chairs, like a rolly chair that spins.
And she's spinning her in a circle while she sarans wraps her to the chair.
Oh my goodness.
We need video of this as well.
She's giggling.
Her eyes are like...
Her eyes are closed.
She's giggling, but there's a certain sense of fear on that face.
She looks like a big leftover.
So imagine, if you will, sitting in an adult computer chair when you were a child, spinning around and around and around.
She's like a Mexican meatloaf.
Except apparently you're now a Mexican meatloaf being wrapped to a chair with pallet wrap.
Spicy.
This is, by the way, food-grade saran wrap.
So you can eat off of her.
Wow.
Would this be considered food porn?
This is food porn.
I'll tweet a picture and then you'll see how food porn-acted, pornographic it is.
Food porn-acted.
Food pornographic.
You could help Nancy by moving your...
Yes, there you go.
There you go.
You could help.
Gee.
All the work being done.
I'm getting dizzy.
I can't even look at you anymore.
You're making me dizzy.
That's right.
Spin.
Spin, bitch.
Very nice.
Oh gosh.
She's going to be hot in there.
She's going to be hot in there.
Probably should have...
You should take your shirt off first.
Yes.
Oh gosh.
You actually...
I've been mummified.
Mm-hmm.
And you should probably be naked.
A little more naked.
A lot more naked.
It didn't work for my surprise.
It was a whole surprise attack for those in the studio.
Saw it.
Yeah.
Love it.
Very fun.
Keep talking.
Yeah, it's radio.
You guys kind of need to talk.
Yeah.
The best thing about saran wrap, though, when you do saran wrap someone, you can hit them really hard with implements and it doesn't hurt as much because the saran wrap actually...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It actually kind of diffuses the pain and the hits.
So we could hit her really hard right now.
She would need to see it.
Oh my God.
Let's now have a Nancy burrito.
Okay.
What about tickling?
Oh, and now we have black.
Tickling could work.
Oh, okay.
That's the sound.
What's the sound of that?
Let's take some collars.
Oh my God.
Wow.
That sounds painful.
I once wrote about the sound of duct tape as it goes around your head.
This is actually not that different.
Oh, that sounds romantic.
She's duct taped, saran wrapped.
Whoa.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Oh my.
And now we've got some clamps.
I wonder what...
Oh, poor girl.
I don't feel good.
So, remember I got my tongue pierced?
Oh, shit.
Remember how she made fun of me?
Yes.
This is called payback.
Oh.
Payback.
Payback is...
Get it out.
See it.
She's sticking out her tongue.
She's grabbing the tongue forcefully.
Oh.
And there are big red plastic clamps being attached to Nancy's tongue right now.
And a microphone shoved in her face.
Oh, do you want your headphones?
You want your headphones?
Tickle, tickle.
Photo coming soon.
So, it turns out payback is a bitch in a pretty red dress.
With red lipstick.
With red lipstick.
There's someone else that's come in.
Who are you?
Introduce yourself.
I'm sorry.
Can you please say some things for me, Nancy?
Like, yes, mistress?
Yes, mistress?
Let's hear it again.
I'm sorry, mistress?
Are you ever going to fucking make fun of me again?
Ow.
Ooh, she smacked her face.
Right there.
Oh, wow.
Instant bliss.
Welcome to Kinkapalooza.
Yeah.
Best introduction to a palooza ever.
Thank you.
Now I have to leave the building.
I have to stand up.
Thank you.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
All right.
That was fantastic.
So, that happened.
So, that did happen.
Yeah.
So, what's going to happen next?
That was pretty awesome.
Who's next?
Everybody get in line.
Gemini, what do you have in your flask?
There's nothing in the flask, sadly.
But I couldn't not bring it after this beautiful gypsy.
And this beautiful sub girl next to me gifted these to us last night.
So, I have taken a photo of it, however, with the Skid Row mic and all of that in the background to show that we are, in fact, prepared for Kinkapalooza this afternoon.
Yay.
Yes.
We actually have wine.
Yes.
And shit.
And shit.
Not that people should drink when they're playing.
No.
No, that's my aftercare.
I want you all to know.
A bottle of Chianti.
Yes, exactly.
It took me a lot.
It is taking me a lot for words to come out of my mouth right now.
Yeah, I know.
Really?
And you were so verbose when we opened the show.
Yeah.
She really smacked you because your face is really pink right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, not embarrassed pink.
I'm talking hand mark on your cheek pink.
So, shall we say what's on deck today?
I think we should.
Can you say a few things?
Can you say a few things?
So, we think, currently, Nancy's unable to fist anybody because she's fucking wrapped up like a goddamn.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Burrito.
She's a Mexican burrito.
But she will be fisting either Gemini or Subgirl or both.
We don't know.
And Gemini was talking about, you know, she was thinking about like double fisting and we're like, yes, can we get the fist up the ass?
But if not, we have brought a flurry of dildo sizes.
So, she still can get the DP sensation without the double fist.
That's right.
Or we're talking about two fists in her singular.
So, she's got two fists in her vagina because she doesn't have two vaginas.
And because...
Damn it.
That would be really interesting.
And Subgirl is playing with nipple clamps.
I know.
She's just whipping out a tit, playing with her nipples.
You have a hard limit on the nipples.
Why are you doing that?
I'm curious.
I always want things on my nipples and then I don't like how they feel.
And I'd heard about...
These are clover.
Clover clamps.
Yes.
Those are clover.
And I'd heard...
I'd never played with one and they're just right in front of me.
I don't have that penis issue that she has.
Yeah, no.
You gotta get close.
I'm good with this.
Yeah.
You basically have to suck off the microphone.
And I put it on my nipple but I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Try those.
They're a little better.
No, on your nipple.
No.
I was testing.
It was a test.
You don't have to put it right on the nipple.
Just off to the side.
Yeah.
But see, I like to get them a little hard first so that...
All right.
You can do that.
Oh.
Aw.
No more submissive burrito.
She has a show to do.
It was just a momentary scene.
I'm next.
No, I'm kidding.
Are we gonna wrap you up too?
I don't wanna be wrapped up this way.
Though I have been and it's really fun.
I am fascinated with the saran wrap but it's warm in here.
It is warm.
And yeah, absolutely.
Just as long as you know.
You know the deal.
It's warm and I'm curious, Nancy, were you like toasty in there?
Yeah, I was toasty.
It was good.
It was good.
She's so blessed.
I'm so blessed.
I'm so blessed out.
Hi.
You need to not subspace.
I won't.
I know.
I know.
I'm waking the fuck up.
I'm waking the fuck up.
I'm waking up.
Smack her some more.
No, don't.
Opposite effect.
Opposite effect.
That's so happy.
Nice.
I think that feels good.
How about some fisting?
Wow.
Let's do it.
You're gonna jump right into fisting?
You know what?
I'm not romancing bitches.
This shit's fucking happening.
Let's do it.
What if I fisted people at the same time?
You romanced me last night.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
With my big smart brain.
Yeah.
That and the carvings all over my chest.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
That was hot.
You had carvings.
Oh, let's see.
How are they looking?
Oh, those are fucking gorgeous.
That was with needles.
I did needles on her boobs, and then I decided to add some, you know, Sharpie play afterwards with them.
Nice.
Because, you know, just because you take the needle out doesn't mean you can't have fun.
Like I said, you can fuck with a little prick.
You can fuck with a little prick.
That's right.
I think that was the quote of the night.
I was going to insert a snarky comment.
Please.
Why not?
I like the term.
We stopped you.
We're going to talk about fucking with little pricks.
It is really hot in here now.
It's quite warm.
Well, take off your dress.
If you spin around like Wonder Woman, it'll cool you down.
Oh.
Is that what?
There you go.
It's true.
It is super hot now.
But anyways.
I have pictures on my phone this morning that- Shut your face.
You don't even know.
Shut your fucking face.
You are dirty dancing.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
She was such a slut last night.
You guys, the urban things Nancy is all so sweet and innocent.
Because I am.
She's not.
She's a fucking whore.
Number one, she was telling us all of her grand stories.
About all the cock she sucked.
And the guys that she jacked off.
And the guys that she fucked when she was in high school.
Whore.
And we were all like, oh, my goodness.
I was so sweet and innocent.
Well, we have witnesses.
And then she's like grinding up on Sub Girl.
And she's like grinding up on Gypsy.
And then she humps my leg like a motherfucking dog.
It happened.
It's fantastic.
Don't be embarrassed.
Be proud.
It didn't happen.
You guys are all liars.
I live tweeted.
I live tweeted the magic mic dancing.
Because at some point, Nancy and Sub Girl get some sort of props from who knows where.
And they're doing.
They had hats on.
And they're doing like rodeo cowboy dancing and throwing it.
And then Sub Girl fades out.
And here's Nancy doing the official forbidden dance.
Oh, you like that?
Lift the dress, baby.
Doing the official forbidden dance and grinding all over the place.
It was amazing.
It's hot.
It really is.
It's hot.
It's hot.
It's hot.
Picturing Nancy's high school cheerleading picture where she looks like just like an innocent, sweet little girl.
Yeah, but did you see that like slut smirk on her face?
Yes, I did.
In high school?
Like I looked at her and I was like, oh, yeah, you were a cocksucker.
You're going to show me.
We know it.
I want to see this picture.
It's quite remarkable.
Nobody out there on Radio Land can see it, but we can in here.
I'll just grab it.
Oh, my.
Oh, look at that.
You little.
So the fisting is going to happen over here.
Okay.
So are we double fisting?
No.
I was given the green light on the beating and the red light on the fisting.
That's fine.
That's fine.
We got a vagina to fist.
We're good.
Yes.
And we all know that there's only one condition that you were given by my service.
I know.
I'm working on it, man.
I'm just saying.
I can't make you cry with fisting.
No, that won't make me cry.
That will make me cum.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Imagine.
But I can do things to you while she's fisting you that might help make you cry.
That's true.
Are you only allowed to cry?
What's the...
I asked Deviant if I had any restrictions or anything this weekend.
She asked for permission to play with me while I was here.
And he talked to her independently of me and said that she was to make me cry.
The short, funny version of that story is I didn't know that that was their conversation.
And on my own, I had gone to him and said, you know, I'm really not sure I want to cry this weekend because I don't do that very easily and I wanted to save that for something.
And he goes, what are you talking about?
And basically, he thought that she and I had talked and we hadn't.
So now I'm like, okay, well, now we've all had this conversation.
Now I kind of think I might want to cry a little bit.
So the only condition was go have fun and she has to make you cry.
Nice.
So that is our mission today.
So Master Fauna, can we have this table?
Absolutely.
Let me...
Because this will now...
This will be considered the fisting table.
All right.
I'm going to move over to the other side.
So we're ready to begin, though.
We're ready to start the fisting.
Yeah.
This is exciting.
So we have gloves.
We have lube.
Oh.
Fancy baby, the gun oil lube is out in my bag.
You're going to want to use that.
That's going to make it a lot easier.
Yeah.
Because, you know, silicone lube is just fantastic.
Gun oil?
It's called...
The brand name is Gun Oil, but it's just silicone lube.
It's not actual gun oil.
That seems like it would be unhealthy.
That's kind of sexy.
No, it would actually be fairly sterile.
Do you want to look at that on the floor?
No, on the table.
Oh, okay.
There's a lot of movement happening right now.
There's readjusting, people moving around.
There's a Chucks pad coming out.
Let's move.
There's going to be a microphone.
It's all nice calling it a Chucks pad.
I'm like, it's an incontinence pad.
Okay, wait.
I have a question.
It's me, Gypsy, with a question.
Yes, ma'am.
Is there room?
Because Gemini is also Amazon, Glamazon.
All of you tall ladies here.
I'm so jealous.
Anyone over 5'1 is tall to you.
I'm just kidding.
Kind of, maybe.
Oh, that's true.
So wait, yeah.
Unless you want her like here.
I didn't know what you wanted to do.
No.
No.
No, you're not going to be comfortable.
I fisted someone before.
I know you have to.
Laying down is a lot more comfortable.
Yeah, in a classroom setting.
So lay down.
Welcome to the logistics of fisting.
So for those of you that are looking at our show as an educational opportunity, allow us to educate you on how you can actually logistically set up decent fisting.
So according to Fantastic Gypsy over there, be comfortable.
And I, having fisted someone, I suggest they be comfortable as well.
You fisted me?
I fisted her.
What's her specific?
Nancy, is this your first fisting?
Nancy has fisted before.
Well, she's a lesbian, of course.
That's what they do.
Awesome.
I now want to ask my lesbian sister if she's fisted.
You should.
I'm quite curious.
My lesbian sister has not.
Interesting.
But my lesbian sister doesn't believe in vaginal penetration.
She just thinks that there's no possible way a woman can get pleasure from this.
And I'm like, bitch, you're so wrong.
I fisted one of my girlfriends once on the kitchen counter, and it was like, she was amazing.
Wow.
She went to the middle of her forearm, and she's a tall girl, so she has a long forearm.
What?
You see it on that one?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
That's why.
Oh, we could see it.
You can take those off.
But it's fine.
For the fisting.
Well, you're not going to go that deep.
Yeah, I will.
Can I?
Yeah, please.
By all means.
Yeah, just in case.
That would be hilarious, though.
I've got the cuff in there.
I can't take it off.
I can't get the cuff out.
I'm sorry, Gemini.
You have some leather in your vagina.
Where do you live?
Las Vegas.
That's a hell of a drive.
I'm sorry, officer.
I can't help it.
There's leather in my vagina.
There's leather in my vagina.
It's a note.
You know what, though?
That's a fabulous way to get out of a parking.
I could just FYI.
You get pulled over.
Any female issue.
You know, get the tears going.
I have a horrible bladder infection.
I'm so sorry.
I had to get home.
Or whatever.
I'm sorry, but leather in my vagina should trump them all.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
There's leather in my vagina.
Are we ready?
All right.
Let's make this happen.
The only thing I'm concerned about is I can't just, like, hang my leg off the end.
All right.
We'll get a little.
What are we going to do?
We need another chair and a booster suit.
I can hold it.
You could.
Okay.
I'll put a glove on.
Come on.
Let's.
I love this.
Let's fist.
Let's fist.
Let's fist.
Pretty darling.
Yeah, right.
I have a question.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm noticing that the ladies are putting on purple gloves.
And last night, you had black gloves.
Is there a difference between?
I don't know.
The black gloves were Gemini's.
Oh, okay.
They're both nitrile gloves because you'd be surprised how many people have latex allergies.
Right.
I know a lot of people.
So we get the nitrile gloves.
Mine are just lavender because I like purple.
Oh, okay.
So it's not like a different grade for fisting versus needle or whatever.
No, no, no.
These are.
These are.
I think these are a little bit thinner than the ones she had last night, which I like.
We don't have any baby wipes.
I'm doing this like little horse bath.
Oh, I wish you guys would have told me.
I agree.
So we're having some vagina cleaning happening in studio.
Okay.
The trash?
Over there.
No.
Over there.
Well, we're all trash, right?
What's the vagina cleaning for?
She just wants to make sure her vagina's clean.
Is the Winston gypsy?
There's nothing wrong with a clean vagina.
Come prepared.
Oh, gypsy.
Can we move this?
Gypsy.
I'm a zeve.
Yes.
Is that?
No, the other one.
Yes.
So now it's red.
So.
Yeah.
I wonder what people are saying.
Yeah.
This has to be out of the way.
I can hear everybody now.
We'll move it out of the way.
It's not nice.
Get up on the table.
All right.
So Gemini's laying down on the table.
I'm going to take a picture and tweet this shit.
You know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
All right.
Okay.
Is this in your vagina?
Hello, vagina.
She's getting the camera.
Hello.
Fabulous.
What's comfortable for you?
Actually, just letting it sit there for a minute was actually.
Okay.
Not too horrible.
Would you like a chair to prop it up so it's not hanging?
No, it's all good for now.
Okay.
But I'll say something.
There's a bongo.
No, no, no.
She's not shy.
She will definitely tell you something if she doesn't like it.
She's a fantastic bottom like that, though.
Oh, thank you.
She really is.
You know, because when you're a top, you really appreciate a communicative bottom.
Don't let this stop.
You can romance her thighs and go for it.
I'm not romancing.
She's giving her some lesbian love.
But for me, as a top, having a communicative bottom is very, very nice.
I mean, the truth of the matter is you can only get so much communication out of them until they go into subspace.
Because when subspace happens, you ain't getting fucking shit out of them.
So you've got to get as much data as you possibly can before they hit subspace.
And there are some people that don't ever hit subspace because they don't feel that level of trust.
And I get that.
It's never happened to me, but, you know, whatever.
It's because you're a rock star.
It's because I am?
Wait, now I feel like I have to sniff my armpits.
Rock star.
Super star.
I don't know if that one's on.
It is on.
I turned it on.
Just look up and I see a microphone.
Oh, my God.
Mistress is always telling me that it looks like a big black penis.
I know.
I'm always talking about that.
So I have big black cock in my face.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
Yay.
I know you're so happy.
Don't suck it, though, because it's really not waterproof.
I know you're all now.
I know, right?
So there's definitely some fingering.
And I can hear some moaning.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Kind of hot.
You guys have to keep talking, though.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to tweet.
Don't get me wrong.
Move the microphone so that Nancy, if she wants to make a comment, it'll be near her.
I don't know if that can be true.
See, Nancy's very non-communicative when she's doing such acts.
Like when she was spelunking my vagina.
She wasn't.
Well, no, that's not true.
Let me think about what she did say.
Hmm.
Huh.
Hmm.
That's interesting.
Like, what's so interesting?
Her vagina is really pretty.
Oh, I love it.
It's a vagina.
Uh-huh.
Okay, wait.
Questions.
I have questions.
Yes.
I feel like we need to, like, talk about this as we're going along.
Sure.
What she's doing?
A couple of questions.
Number one, I want to know, how many fingers are we into right now?
Right now, we're just one.
Okay, good.
Perfect.
Good to know.
We just started.
She still brushed right in with four fingers.
Well, I don't know.
No, also, Gemini, last night, I think you mentioned being fisted before.
Did you say that last time you squirted?
Yes.
Okay, this is going to be awesome.
I hope that it happens.
I hope that it happens.
Insidious Muse and Miss April took turns and fisted me one night, and the Muse has done it since then.
And, yeah, we...
Do you want a glass dildo to stretch her out a little?
I had to...
I'm enjoying this.
So am I.
Nancy has a shitty ring on her face.
Vagina.
Exposed vagina at Skid Row Studios.
That's right.
Woo!
I feel like a medical student.
Win.
This is...
This is definitely not like any doctor's appointment I've been to.
That's a damn shame.
Seriously, we would all like the OB-GYN a lot more if they...
And she's jingling my ring some more.
A little lovin' of the pussy.
A little pussy love.
Okay, so the look on Nancy's face, she's just like all...
Like that look of just happiness.
Not like post-orgasmic, but that, yeah, I'm like happy.
This feels really good.
You know, that soft smile.
Now she's looking focused.
And Gemini is...
She's just groaning and groaning.
Yeah.
Like how she's capable of listening to us.
I don't know why.
There's smiling going on.
She's gyrating her hips like a little whore.
I'm just waiting for Nancy to start doing her like...
Where she does like...
Sexy body moves.
Yeah, I see it.
She totally does that.
I have six.
She has six rings.
Wow.
Jingle, jingle, jingle.
Six interlavia rings.
Yeah, don't...
So it calls on my cat bells.
Don't break them.
Well, doesn't he also put bells on them sometimes?
He has, yes.
That's adorable.
That is pretty awesome.
And he's kicked me so hard.
They've broken...
Oh.
Well, something took her breath away.
I'm going to say it was more fingers.
Maybe there could be a thumb in there.
Maybe a thumb.
So what are we looking...
What number fingers of thumbs do we have?
Whatever fingers of thumbs.
Fingers and thumbs?
Yeah, I'm asking for specifics.
It's like Sesame Street for King.
You got one.
One finger.
One, one finger.
Do you want some of this?
Yes.
All right, I'll squirt it.
This is awesome.
So Master Fawn...
Fawn is being the best little medical assistant.
She's fabulous.
That looked like it felt good.
Which is funny because we have two subs that are just sitting there tweeting.
I'm not tweeting.
I'm totally not tweeting.
Oh, that's right.
You're texting.
That's right, you're texting.
You're texting Phoebe.
There needs to be more play going on while I'm doing this.
You know what?
Actually, I'm just about to text Mr. Phoebe McGuire.
I know.
Because we spent a lot of time last night with you really fucking drunk.
So we know.
We know.
This morning she was fabulous.
We know.
I think I might be hung over.
Did you drink the water that I gave you?
I did drink the water.
There are three fingers.
Three fingers.
Three fingers.
One, two, three fingers.
I feel like I should be Count Blah from Greg the Bunny.
Nobody gets that because nobody saw that show.
It's such a great fucking show.
I love Greg the Bunny.
I miss it.
Oh, I have headphones.
Is there a call?
Yeah.
That's the loop.
Just pretend you're sleeping.
I'm trying to get Gemini to suck on the mic.
You told me I'm not allowed to.
Fuck it.
Suck on it.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good radio.
I'm learning.
You can see I enjoy this.
Wait, I like this now.
It's happening now.
There's sounds.
There's sounds?
The sounds of fisting.
I can hear that.
Wow.
I can't.
I can't dance.
Hello, my little friend.
Nancy.
I've come to fuck with you again.
You're gripping it.
What are we?
Fuck, I don't know.
Where are we?
We're at three fingers.
God damn it.
You're very gentle.
I appreciate that.
Nice, steady pace.
I'm pretty sure I wasn't that gentle with her.
Not the second time.
The first time, you know, it was just so interesting.
The second time, I was like, let's just get on in there.
It's been pre-stretched the night before.
Let's just...
Spread like Nancy goes.
There are four.
Four fingers.
Four fingers.
And a thumb?
Thumb is out?
Thumb is out.
No.
Four fingers and the thumb is playing with the clit.
Yes.
I would appreciate...
Is there a possibility of an orgasm?
I think that would be fantastic.
Because live on our orgasms are awesome.
Oh, my God.
Her face is...
I'm so jealous right now.
I'm like, I can't stop looking at Gemini's face.
She's just...
She's clearly having a good time.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Right?
Maybe now we know why they don't do it on the radio because they want to see it.
I'm nervous.
I feel like I don't even know what to say right now.
Why are you nervous?
Because I know I'm getting hot.
Are you getting moist in your special places?
I don't really know.
You should touch your special places and tell us.
Well, we'll see.
Let me text someone.
To see if you can touch your special places.
I love it.
Oh my gosh.
This is awesome.
I think I might hop over there.
Yeah, because I want to see the romance.
You should.
Let's take turns.
I'm going to tell you, when I fisted at a convention in Florida this past spring, there was none of this that went on.
You mean no enjoyment?
No.
It was mostly me giggling and being very nervous.
And the poor young lady saying, watch your fingernails.
Let's get this fisting on the fucking road.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Do we do it?
She has such fabulous little hands.
I know, right?
She's got the perfect little fisting hands.
She has such fabulous little hands.
The thumb is in.
The thumb is in.
We have one, two, three, four, five.
Next goes that little, little bump.
The thumb joint.
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah.
I think someone's liking this.
And by that, I mean all of us.
Seriously.
This is a sight to be seen.
This is a, yeah, you guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Radioland.
This is hot.
I'm too distracted to like do shit to make her cry, man.
I want, you know, this is hot.
Well, that can be separate.
I don't know.
I can totally be separate.
Oh.
God damn it.
You should see the focus on Nancy's face.
She's getting all top spacey.
What's that?
Fist?
No.
No, not quite.
Come on.
Yeah, face.
More lube is being applied.
Yes.
God damn it.
Master Fana, you're awesome.
She is awesome.
I like to help.
She's a fisting enabler.
Seriously.
You're fucking awesome, Nancy.
We got gripping.
We got gripping.
She's gripping and in.
Oh wow, the looks.
The teeth gritting.
We got the, we got the nod.
We're in.
Thumb joint and fist in.
Oh my gosh.
I need a picture of this.
Please.
Because Nancy is like, bends down like some sort of sumo wrestler.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
She had loved her loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved loved oh fuck oh fuck yes she's your god right now wow i am taking video for our future references fucking awesome come on baby you know you want it i have a fabulous picture fabulous I'm gonna tweet it no no no no no no well there's no faces we had some slut rules last night I missed that part oh that's right because you were fucking drunk oh last night oh this one yes hips are up she's writhing arching her back off the table her face is fucking sweating shake shake shake some more oh god tear there is a tear yes there are tears this is the greatest day of my life this is the greatest day oh fuck I love oh fuck that's always a good sign oh yeah oh yeah god her vagina are fucking strong don't break your hand nah man your hand is stronger your hand is stronger baby I have my first aid kit I can wrap you up I have duct tape Nancy's over there nodding like a boss she's like yeah yeah use use use use use use You're doing so good.
This is so like.
She should be like a doula.
She's a doula.
I was just thinking that.
She's a fisting doula.
She's a fisting doula.
Wow.
Awesome.
I'm doing it right now.
Seriously.
Yeah, no, I don't think she's done with you yet.
A little bit more.
There's people out there.
Oh, totally right.
This is way fat worthy.
Right?
No.
My hand is being crushed by Gemma's vagina.
Oh, yeah.
You know what you need to do?
You need to tense that shit up right in there.
Give her a big fist.
I don't want to hurt her.
You're not going to hurt her.
That's what the vagina's for.
Have you seen some of the cocks she's subbed with?
She's okay with your fist.
I have a question, Nancy.
Is your hand open now or is it in a fist?
Jesus.
Right.
It's open.
It's like this right now.
Okay, so it's no longer in an actual fist.
It's kind of open.
So, Nancy, I have a question.
When I took instruction on fisting, one of the things they asked me to do is turn my hand upward, like cup it upward, because you can feel like something's like ruffles there, which is where the G-spot is.
Is that what you're doing right now, G-spot massage?
I can feel it actually in my right thumb.
Thank you.
I was stressed about to do that.
Oh.
Nancy and Gemini are both sweating.
Yeah, I can...
I can see...
Like, I have the perfect position, and I can see the sweat dripping down Gemini's thigh.
Her thigh muscles are all clenched up.
Nancy's face like...
I'm doing this.
Which way is your ass?
Gemini, how tight is your ass?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
No, this isn't...
This isn't happening.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
No, it's not gonna happen?
No?
Not my fist.
She needs a moment.
She's collecting herself.
Do you need me out?
No?
Okay.
Not moving.
Just don't crush her hand.
Don't crush my poor subbie's hand.
Oh, this is...
She's just completely collecting herself.
Yeah.
I like that the commentary seems like something that you'd hear at a tennis match.
And though a foul was not called, we see that the referee is calling a timeout.
In but a moment, we shall continue with the play and have the volley go left to right yet again.
Would you like some water, honey?
It's appropriate that the Olympics are going on.
This is the kinklympics.
This is the kinklympics.
This is gold medal work right here.
I just got a message from a friend.
One event, one occasion.
We're gonna do fisting.
We have to do it.
We're gonna do a full decathlon of kink today.
I just got a message from a friend who's listening.
He says, I'm speechless.
Yay!
Victory!
Who is that?
Who's saying this?
This moment was brought to you by Gemini's vagina and Nancy's hand.
And the letter O.
Seriously.
Would you like me to keep going?
Yeah.
Can we play with your ass?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I think that might take away.
I'm playing with someone's ass today.
They're gonna keep going.
God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I want to see the next people that come in this room.
Well, no.
Just the whole...
Like, I don't...
When I'm one and done.
I'm done and don't touch me.
I'm like a man.
I just want to roll over.
I'm gonna go to sleep.
I don't have that.
Let me ask you this.
I'm gonna go to the microphone.
Sure.
Please do.
Let me shake my dildo at you while I ask you this.
So, you're one and done.
Now, let me ask you.
Do you have, like, various types of orgasms?
Like, do you have a clitoral orgasm, a vaginal orgasm, a G-spot orgasm?
Absolutely.
And it's the same for all of them?
Like, an anal orgasm?
Well, no.
They feel differently.
But after you have one, you can't have another one.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
See what I'm saying?
The only way I've been able to have more than one is masturbating.
I'm stimulating my clit.
Okay.
But even then, it's like I kind of have to force it.
You know?
Like, I have to kind of start all over again.
I don't stay turned on.
This is so sad.
Yeah, it usually requires, like, external, you know, stimulation, like gay porn.
Gay porn.
You know?
This makes me sad.
Being multi-orgasmic is, like, one of the things that women should do.
I'm okay.
Like, I have such intense...
I'd like you all to know that I'm about to exit Gemini's vagina.
I'm gonna exit the vagina.
And I'm gonna do so slowly because, well, that's...
It's just proper etiquette.
Absolutely.
So polite.
Did you hear that, man?
Pull out slowly.
It's true.
I have rules about that.
Novice Nancy, the service slut, is always polite.
She really is.
She is the Emily Post of kink.
Yes.
Took the words right out of my fucking mouth.
You think I know you.
I have gloves on for no reason now.
It's okay.
I'm gonna play with someone's ass today.
I don't care who's.
I'm gonna play with someone's ass.
Actually, I want her ass.
I'm calling it out.
Babe Ruth.
Oh, shit.
I want Nancy's ass.
What is that?
What is that?
It looks like a lingerie bag.
I want to tell you that my favorite sight in the world is when I am taking my hand out.
Like, right just that moment when only my fingertips are inside.
Let me take a picture.
You gotta get that juicy part, too.
Yeah.
I want to see what...
What's...
Oh, my.
There's some nasty pink.
There's picture taking of the vagina.
I know right now.
Oh, it's gone.
Woof.
Apologize for the brief moment of silence.
Woof.
Everyone's just over there.
You know, it's that post not quite coitus, post fisting glow.
Exactly.
That's what it is.
Post fisting glow.
Wait, do you have a rabbit flogger?
No.
I actually do.
It's a butt plug.
I actually do have a rabbit flogger.
That's a fox.
Fox tail butt plug.
That is all kinds of win and victory.
Well, I take it in my suitcase because as people might know that I'm always online tweeting, I stay at my boyfriend's house all week long.
And so I carry in my suitcase all of my sexy sex toys, including my fox tail butt plug, various other butt plugs, and other sex toys.
But here's the rabbit flogger that I brought for Subgirl's cool down.
Oh, she likes a rabbit flogger for her cool down?
I've never actually had.
Oh, wait.
Did you use that on me?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't.
When I get into that space, I have no idea what's happening.
So soft.
I know.
I'm excited to try it.
I have some floggers out there.
A friend of mine just says he's donating a webcam to the show.
You know, Skid Row Studios actually has a cam.
I mean, they have a couple cams if you look within the studio.
But when you go to the studio, you can't see it.
So, yeah.
I don't know.
We're not showing that to you people.
No.
No.
No.
This ain't fucking free porn.
I don't know how we're working.
I agree.
I agree.
And it's good to leave a little to the imagination.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right, bitches.
Oh, I just got.
Dream on.
So, the logistics involved in cleaning up, just in case anyone's listening.
Nancy, you.
I saw you spraying sort of your arms and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The mistress was nice enough to spray my arms with alcohol.
Okay.
Since.
We didn't have to use vodka.
No.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
That was awesome.
Okay.
So, last night.
This is real quick as a segue as we clean.
And I don't know what we're going to do next.
Somebody has to come up with something or else I will.
And you don't know what that means.
Clearly, I'm getting all Top Spacey because I'm talking really fast like I'm on cocaine because that's what Top Space is to me.
So, last night when we were.
We decided to do needles.
And I did needles on Subgirl and on Gemini.
And Gemini did help me did a couple needles on Subgirl as well because Gemini is a switch.
And we didn't have any rubbing alcohol that we could spray with.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
We had vodka.
But we didn't have a spray bottle or anything like that.
Let me tell you this.
We were in the grocery store getting water before we came to the store, the show.
And I was saying how incredibly hot it was to use that vodka, to take that vodka and pour it on my glove.
And then like with my vodka hands, like rub it on where the needles are and stuff like on the back.
It was so intense and intimate and hot and fucking nasty.
And I, God damn it, it was, I loved it.
I don't know.
Is it super duper white trash for me to want to bring vodka now for my needle scene?
I think it's awesome.
I'm tweeting that picture from last night in case anyone's listening and wants to see the needle picture.
Yes.
It was pretty awesome.
Yes.
How we doing, girls?
Yeah, Gemini, do you need like a shower right now?
It's a little hot.
I'm actually doing okay for now.
But I will tell you, believe me.
Yeah.
Because I, like.
Like I'm concerned.
Like I feel like you need some aftercare.
I will come cuddle with you.
I'm going to cuddle with her after I get cleaned up.
Oh, Lucky Socks just tweeted, the 13-year-old boy in me wants to commit ritual suicide right now.
He's so sad that he's not here.
Right, but you know what happened?
I mean, he's not actually the only man because we have a boy out.
We have Fauna's boy actually out in the lobby.
But yeah, I mean, and he's a switch.
So he could have played with some of y'all.
But wah, wah, wah.
See, that's why you should come.
Exactly.
Exactly.
See, it's on.
Like motherfucking Donkey Kong.
Burro Kong.
I like to say Burro Kong.
Like what Kong?
Like a burro.
A burro Kong.
Yeah.
I don't know what that is.
It's like a donkey.
I know what a burro is, but why would you say burro Kong?
Because it's Mexican.
Oh, okay.
Well, if I can get a couple of minutes to sort of stretch out and stuff, I'd be ready for, you know, nice little spanking and see where that goes.
This I can do.
All right.
This I can do.
Don't forget about me.
No, no, no.
I owe some Boston Auto.
I'll take that.
I like that response.
Oh, sorry.
Was that out loud?
It was.
So that was fantastic.
You should get my shoes first.
I want you all to know that having my fist up.
See, because it's not even just saying I had my fist up, demonized pussy.
It's like you don't understand.
Like she's the sub of all subs.
She's a fucking mega sub.
No, she's the masochist.
She's a super masochist.
So, you know.
She's fantastic.
So for that to have happened where.
You know, I that was happening.
I'm not going to put back on my dress because guess what?
It's fucking hot in here.
It is hot in here.
Are we all getting.
Because I can wear.
I wore cute panties.
But like.
So we're all taking our clothes off.
That's what's happening next.
I think so.
Yeah.
Well, I'm certainly not putting mine back on.
I'm not getting totally dressed.
It's too hot in here.
I just want to keep my shoes on because they're really cute.
They are.
Look.
Oh, those are adorable.
Adorable blue wedges.
I love them.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Goodness.
So.
Mistress just walked in with her arsenal of paddles and floggers and whips and that.
Oh, that nasty ass one.
That's like the bottom sole of a boot.
Oh, yeah.
And then that.
Wow.
All of all things that I that.
Wow.
I heard.
Rubber hose.
I heard just looking at them.
Thank you.
Rubber hose.
Isn't that from like the movies from the 40s or something?
Yeah, totally.
I beat you with a rubber hose.
See?
See?
See, kid?
You'll get the hose again, kid.
Watch your back.
I don't.
I've never heard that movie.
Rubber hose capers.
I mean, I felt like I felt like we were co-topping.
We were.
We were co-topping.
That is so exciting.
I actually was medical assisting.
I was making sure she didn't fall off the table.
I was like, she could just lose her mind and come all over and fall off the table.
So I was there to catch you.
I was gripping the table.
You were.
I thought, you know what?
I think she's going to be okay.
But that was fun.
And then I started sweating and dabbing everyone's brow.
It was like an episode of MASH.
It was awesome.
It was totally awesome.
Yeah, I mean, ask Jeremy.
Can we leave the door open, Jeremy?
Is that cool?
Jeremy says yes.
All right.
The man that knows all.
Can we bring more people in here?
Come on in, everybody.
Oh, there's nobody.
I'm just going to want you to basically kind of lean over that table.
Whenever you're ready, take off what you got to.
So when we walked in to set up, the first thing that I did was wipe everything down.
And with the, there was Clorox wipes.
And then we had alcohol.
And I was like, I'm going to clean all of this stuff.
And I cleaned down the tables.
And then I cleaned one of the folding chairs.
And I was like, oh, my God, I can't.
And then I was telling Jeremy, I'm so sorry.
I need to clean everything.
Because once I start, I can't stop.
Unless it's my house.
Yeah.
I was going to say, come on over to my house.
Yeah.
And so.
Is the red light on?
It is.
Then it's on?
It is.
It's on.
Am I on?
Oh, I am.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So wait.
I just realized.
I'm probably about to be on.
I'm about to be the most popular person in the room.
Uh-oh.
What did you do?
I have ice.
Ooh.
And the reason I have ice.
How much do you want for it?
The reason I have ice is because I like my arnica gel to be cold.
And so I packed it.
Oh.
In your lunchbox?
In my bottom.
In my son's lunchbox?
It's in my son's lunchbox.
That's so funny.
So one of my best friends, I'm going to leave her name off of it.
Only because I don't want anything to get back to her.
She doesn't want.
But she is listening.
Hi, honey.
I love you.
You guys are tweeting while Miss Nancy over there is fisting me.
And she goes, I bet you can't retweet that one right away.
No, you're right.
As a matter of fact, I'm just looking at it now.
Hey, you know what, Nancy?
While I'm setting up with Subgirl, would you please?
We received the kindest message from a listener.
It's not even somebody we know.
I mean, normally we get from people we know, like physically in person.
And it really was touching to us.
And give us a moment to be self-aggrandizing.
And give an homage to this fantastic person.
Yes.
Give us a message.
The message reads as follows.
I found your podcast a few months ago.
Don't quite remember how, though.
And I'm slowly getting through them.
And I wanted to say thank you for being willing to share so much of your lives.
Because of a number of things and people in my past, I made a lot of wrong assumptions about people in BDSM relationships.
I can see that the people I knew were simply a bad example.
Looking forward to learning more.
Thanks again.
And that was just something where, like, I mean, because you got to understand, like, when we first started this, I mean, we're just having fun.
Just shooting the shit.
And, you know, when we select topics to talk about, or we have people come on, like, you know, it's, I mean, it's always because it's fun.
But it's also because we genuinely want to create awareness.
We want people to know that we're not these, like, you know, closeted freaks that only come out at night.
We're regular, normal people.
Right.
But additionally, I mean, when we select topics, it's almost entirely something we're incredibly passionate about, that we feel very strongly that needs to be discussed on some level.
And additionally, very often, we do actually have a unique viewpoint.
I think that what is kind of, you know, kind of promulgated out there is this porn concept of BDSM.
Whereas we're not here.
We're not here for other people's entertainment because this gets them off and we make money off of this.
We do this shit for fucking free.
And we do this shit because this is, this is kind of the way our life is.
And we want people to understand that the lifestyle isn't, it's not, it's not pornography.
It's not what you see on, you know, on things that you buy.
I mean, yes, there's a lot of clips for sale shit that's totally true.
But you know what?
The truth of the matter is it's still being designed as entertainment for your money.
That's not what we're doing here.
The entertainment that we have and the real life and the enjoyment that we have, that's our life.
And so when we get feedback from people that they, that's welcoming, that they appreciate it, and that they're really, really happy with it, and that they're really starting to, to come out of themselves, it means so much.
I mean, because we've all struggled.
I don't know a single person that is out in BDSM, whether they're out just to their, to their kinky friends or they're out to everybody.
I don't know a single person that hasn't come to terms with their own BDSM that hasn't struggled with this.
I'm a fucking freak and what's wrong with me?
So that's my soapbox.
Absolutely.
Before I beat somebody.
So up next is the lovely sub girl.
Woo.
I want you all to know.
Red panties.
Red panties.
Those are TV panties.
Wow.
Not only are they red panties, but they say slut on them.
It's so sexy.
No, but they are.
You're right.
They say sexy.
I thought they said slut.
My bad.
No, but they are.
Synonym.
Synonym.
Same thing.
No, I've met some sluts that are just not sexy.
So do you crack horse?
Yeah.
Or like that hot mess that we saw the other night.
Oh my God.
Where would you like me?
Do you want me to just sort of lean over the table here?
I don't know what you had in mind for today.
So at this moment, sub girl is, she's standing right next to the table awaiting instruction on how she should place herself.
Yes.
And, and mistress is just kind of, you know, adjusting stuff.
And it would, are you going to play with your phone while you get beat?
No, even I put my phone down.
I just don't want it to vibrate.
If I put it on that, it'll be fine.
Anybody who knows me knows me well.
Even I put my phone down.
Yeah.
You don't need to have phones for that.
There you go.
Okay.
And may I just say sub girl has amazing bras.
Yeah.
They're so beautiful.
Oh, let me take off my bra.
Oh, thank you.
I didn't know that was an option.
That's great.
And she has the prettiest little belly button piercing.
Oh, no AP.
There's no APing today.
And for those APing would mean, uh, minimizing a compliment that someone has given you.
Oh, you know, so why is it called?
AP?
Because there's a guy we know called AP who does it all the time.
Yeah.
He's totally going to be like on Twitter.
I heard that.
No AP.
I love when she rubs.
Oh, she's giving me little slaps.
I'm so jealous.
I can see the needle marks on your back.
I know, right?
They're beautiful.
I love her nails.
How do they feel?
Just fabulous.
They're like, just, mm.
Mm.
So you've got this beautiful young lady bent over the chair or bent of the table with a microphone near her face.
And mistress in a wonderful red dress, just warming up that up.
Mm.
She matches the underwear.
I do.
We match.
Oh, I felt that one.
Oh, I felt that one too.
I think all the microphones felt that one.
Hold on to the table.
I know.
I gotta let you know it hurt my hand.
It hurt my hand.
Sorry.
I didn't even do anything.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Her ass is turning a lovely shade of pink.
Ooh.
Oh, I love that.
Little, little punching.
Mm-hmm.
You wanna, that's one of my favorite things.
Oh yeah.
Kicking, punching, that deep bruising kind of thing.
Oh yeah.
Just squeezing.
I use these, uh, they're like boxing gloves.
Mm-hmm.
But they have like sand on the back side of them.
Oh.
And so they're heavy.
And when you punch it, you don't feel it when you punch somebody with it.
Nice.
But they leave quite an impact.
And I was like punching this guy's butt.
And then I started punching with this hand and I'm like, I am, I am.
That was the movie with the chick.
Master Fauna just pulled a, a Popeye sort of roll the, roll the fist punching movement over here.
What's that one with the, with the movie?
What's that movie with the chick boxer?
Oh, Million Dollar Baby.
Oh, Million Dollar Baby.
I can't do, he's laughing and saying ow at the same time.
Another friend of mine just said she was listening and said, wow.
Just wow.
I'm excited.
I should mention, I forgot to mention, I have a friend who may call in and make a request.
I, yeah, I've had a few people say that they were going to, so we'll see what happens.
Oh, okay.
Well, you know what though, but if there's someone standing here, if there's at least one of us who can listen to the caller, then it will be okay.
If you'd like to call in, the phone number is 800-893-9562.
So you can go ahead and call.
I can't promise you that we'll pick up.
I'm just being honest with you.
I'm just being honest with you.
I'm just being honest with you.
I'm just being honest with you.
I'm just being honest with you.
What is, there is, there, okay.
So Subgirl is getting something to the butt.
What is that toy called?
I don't know.
That feels, looks.
Oh, this was Beast, was in Beast's toy bag.
I like it.
I don't know what it is.
It looks like a tongue.
I call it like a little dragon's tongue.
Yeah, it looks almost like a little dragon's tongue.
It doesn't quite have the curve on it.
A rat tongue?
Yeah.
Ooh, I like that.
I love rat.
The dragon's tail has more of a roll to it.
Yeah.
It's, yeah, no, it feels like a little dragon's tongue.
Yeah, it looks almost like a little dragon's tongue.
It doesn't quite have the curve on it.
A rat tongue?
Yeah.
Ooh, I like that.
I love rat.
The dragon's tail has more of a roll to it.
Yeah.
Ooh, it's, it's, yeah, no, it feels like a little whip, like a little whip.
Ooh, it's spooky.
It is a little whip.
Well, you're, you're tough.
Apparently we can do a lot with little pricks and little whips.
Ooh.
That makes them more evil.
Mm-hmm.
You know, I gotta say, after all of this time of doing the show and always complaining that it gets really hot in here, this is the first time that I'm sitting here in my underwear.
I know.
Good for you.
It's ridiculously hot.
You've grown.
I'm sweating.
I have.
I'm sweating.
You've grown in a year.
I have.
I really have.
You could live in Phoenix.
Oh, dear.
No.
Or Vegas.
You can always come to Vegas.
Oh, baby.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Hmm.
She's so good.
She reads me so well.
Let's just watch.
Oh, wait.
Because we're on radio.
Exactly.
So, what would be some of your favorite toys?
Oh, my favorite.
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say...
I like my...
I like my dragon's tongue.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know...
I think Master Fauna just got a little...
I have this new toy.
I don't even know what it's called.
The guy who made it didn't even know what it was called.
It looks like a single tail, but it has a flogger on the end.
Somebody called it a...
Oh, that's pretty.
It's a slut paddle.
Oh, my.
We need a photo of that.
That is really cute.
Does it leave the name slut when you hit it really hard?
Oh, yeah.
It does.
It does.
Is that aluminum?
Oh, nice.
It's custom made.
It was a gift.
Nice.
Cute.
And I love it.
Oh, look.
Smile.
I love floggers.
But I'm getting into canes, too.
Canes are really fun because there's very little effort and a lot of pain and carnage.
Nice.
Canes.
Canes leave great marks.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
Oh, which flogger...
Oh, shit.
What flogger is that?
Oh, she's going down.
Oh, mom.
That was awesome.
Is that your rubber one?
No, it's just leather.
Oh, okay.
But it's heavier than these things.
These things are all like, oh, it's like a massage.
Oh, you're such a bad girl.
Those are the warm up, I like you...
These are the cool down floggers.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's giving a little breeze, too.
Yes, it's fabulous.
It needs air conditioning.
If you need some backup, let me know.
I'll just jump in.
Actually, I have a new pair of floggers that's made out of...
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hang on.
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two different boots.
That's all right.
It's all right.
No one saw it.
It's radio.
They can't tell.
She did mess up.
But he's also got a...
I like to explain when I mess up.
Yeah.
I mess up.
I mess up.
Like when I burp.
But sometimes I like to hit myself when I'm doing that and then it's like, ooh, good for me.
I like that whole self-flagellation thing.
Yeah, nice heavy flogger.
Yeah, the Catholics do it.
Why not?
Yeah.
They love it.
Everybody loves it.
That's because the Catholics are all masochists.
Of course they are.
I can't believe we're having this conversation.
Hey.
Stay supportive.
While I'm being beaten.
While you're being beaten.
It's never been done before.
At some point, if someone would grab my phone and take a couple pictures of my bottom, that would be fabulous.
I guess I could.
We could make that happen.
Where's our fantastic medical...
Yeah, very similar to that.
Mistress just held up a...
I'll wait until she...
It looks like...
Is that a Doc Martin or a cat?
I don't know.
Some woman in...
Same woman who made my rubber flogger made it.
It looks like just the sole of the boot.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And they twisted...
They turned it a little bit and made a paddle or like a handle.
And wrapped it in leather.
Yeah.
For the handle.
This is nice.
You could literally kick someone's ass with that.
Ooh.
I felt that.
I wonder what size this boot sole is.
It's a big foot.
That's like...
That looks like a 13.
Oh, wow.
Maybe even bigger.
Yeah, definitely.
I want to meet that guy.
He's like, I love you.
I love the sole of my shoes.
We have some nice twisted flogging going on.
Mm-hmm.
Right hand.
I fucked up my wrist last time.
Overhand.
Don't hurt yourself.
Please don't hurt yourself.
Like I said, if you need me to step in.
I see sub girl's ass is welting and it's red.
And I'm going to say, you know what?
I haven't played.
I haven't been spanked for pleasure or play in several months.
I have been spanked for lollygagging.
I haven't been spanked for lollygagging.
For lollygagging.
And over tweeting.
And over tweeting.
What is lollygagging look like?
Oh, lollygagging.
Lollygagging is tweeting instead of getting ready to catch the bus to get to the movies.
Okay.
So.
You lollygagger.
So like now, like I feel like, you know what?
This is really exciting.
This is the big one.
I've done other sorts of like a little play here and there with my, my boyfriend.
And I've done other sorts of with my, my boyfriend.
And I've done other sorts of with my, with my boyfriend.
And I've done other sorts of with my, with my boyfriend.
But now he says, oh, oh, this one.
Now I can get, we can get the real toys out.
This one is a really mean toy that she has.
It's like, it's a flogger, but it's, it's rubber.
And it has rubber balls on the ends.
But they're all like, they're solid.
It's, it's evil.
Have you used this on anyone yet?
You're my first.
So ladies.
I'm honored.
Does it hurt?
Ladies.
She has just barely.
She's just barely.
Oh, okay.
So listeners and ladies, we're going to take, we're going to take a couple, like a minute break.
And then we'll be right, right back.
So if you are listening, don't go anywhere.
We will be right back in two minutes.
And, and sub girl will continue to get her beat down.
So there's that.
Bye.
Continue fapping.
We'll return.
Yeah.
Hang on.
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