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I'm not juggling titties right now. I'm below the belt going down. Stevie, you are my guinea pig today, whether you like it or not. But going down, juggling the, what do they call those? Those Rocky Mountain oysters of yours. Oh, my gosh. I've been meaning to try those. I've never had them. Rocky Mountain oysters? I don't know. Are they boiled? Are they poached? Oh, no. That's the same thing. Are they fried? I think they're fried. We need to get some in the studio and try them one time. You know what? If you're a chef, if you cook Rocky Mountain oysters, if you have a recipe for them, I cook. I could make them. Jenny, do you know how to make? Rocky Mountain oysters? No. No? I've actually never eaten raw oysters. I'm not a fan. No. Oh, you're so cute. Rocky Mountain oysters are not oysters. They are testicles, honey. Oh. I believe they're cow testicles. Yeah, no, I've never had them. I don't think I will have them. What if they were breaded? Yeah, we're thinking fried, breaded. Deep fried? Taste. If they don't taste like, I don't know, I just can't imagine what it would taste like. They don't taste like balls. And texture is a lot for me. Texture is a lot for me. If it's like a liver texture. No, they're kind of more rubbery. Okay. I can deal with that. They remind me more of like a gizzard-y kind of a thing. Oh, you've had them? Yeah, I've had Rocky Mountain oysters. Oh. I have. I've had every kind of testicle. Why do they call them that? I don't know. I'm going to look that up. It's to fool people. Yeah, like me. Have a Rocky Mountain oyster. Mmm, this is delicious. And then they tell you, yeah, they're cow balls. And I'm not quite positive that they're cow balls. They may be goat balls. Oh. No goat balls. I think we are. Bull, yeah. They are bull balls? Yeah. Bull balls. Yeah, look at them. They look, they kind of look like a, they look decent when it's fried. Yeah, they do. You know what? They're, they're, they taste good. I've had them. They're fine. They're a little bit chewy. They remind me of, of gizzards. Is that one ball cut up into a bunch of different pieces? No, I'm pretty sure, right? Because they're, they're like a ball. They're really big balls. I think bulls have big balls, do they? Yeah. Or small balls like that? I don't know. I think they cut it up. I want to say they do. How big is a cow ball? A cow, okay, not, would be a cow ball. I want to say like a baseball. It would be a bull ball. Is there a recipe that says buy one bull testicle and chop it up? Yeah. And cut into nice mint squares? I don't know. I've never had them, but I do like oysters. I've had the oysters. And we had olives. We like olives. We had olives today on the way in. Some kind of. We did. What kind of olives? Oh, they were so good. They were. Fruits or seminars. I don't know. I said petugas. Like that. Something like that. They were so good. And normally when I eat an olive, they're, they're very bitter. They're very sour. They've got this flavor that makes you pucker in the mouth. These were the most mild, beautiful, wonderful olives. And they had the pits on the inside. And then they had pimentos. They had the red olives on the outside. So you had, you still got to eat your pimentos. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. I'm actually not a huge fan of olives, but if they're mixed in with something else, like a pasta salad with feta cheese or something, that's so good. They, yes. But I can't eat it by itself. I don't know why. I never used to. It depends. One night I ate them. It depends. The ones I had to. How did that one night, did you feel like transformed? I was at a friend's house and there was nothing, like I was hungry and I went to the fridge and the only thing in there was a bottle of green olives. And so I ate them. So you were forced to like them. I ate them all night. They were good. I don't know why I like them. But they were, there was the brine. They were in like much more of a salty brine and these were very mild. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. I have news. Oh. What's your news? I have news. I'm not sure if it's confirmed or not. Okay, so Tessa Lane became my permanent co-host four weeks ago. Yeah, about when you started, right? Yes. Like a week into starting. When we started, when we came back. And so she did one show and then, no, she didn't do the first show. She disappeared. Then she did the second show and then the third show she missed again. And then the fourth show, I wasn't here, but she did it without me. And today would have been her fifth show and she's not here and there's no phone call. So she's missing. This would be three out of five shows. And out of those, there's only one that I've been to. So I'm confused. I've been doing radio for 12 years and I don't know. It's always better when I show up. Yeah. I mean, Stevie and I were talking about this last week. It's not blame it on Ginger without Ginger sometimes. You know, Nina Hartley, she can keep the show going no matter what. Absolutely. Absolutely. And Ro, I mean, she can pull jokes out of her butt and talk about- I ripped her a new one this morning. I'm like, okay, so I don't have a lineup for any Wednesdays for this entire month, but I had a comedian show up yesterday. Yeah. That would be perfect to have him on here. I love Wednesdays. Wednesdays are my favorite. But you know what? I shouldn't say that. I love every day. Yeah. I think you should do a competition or what was it that you did in order to pick her? Oh, I did. Maybe have like a top three. So bring girls back and see and vote again because it doesn't seem like she's very committed. Yeah. Why not? Why not? There's other people that want it. Yeah. The thing is to not show up three out of five times and out of those three out of five times, your host, your co-host has only seen you once. Yeah. No phone call, no nothing. All right. Well, I'm going to move on. I'm going to get on to sexy things. That's what it's all about here on Blame It On Ginger. Right, Stevie? Yes. And are you looking for something sexy there? Oh, no. I was just looking to see if Tessa had called in. I don't see. Oh, wait. I don't see a call here. 402. I called her. Oh, okay. That's going up. All right. Well, allegedly today we've got Carmen Calloway coming in. And hold on. Let me see if I can do this. Oh, I'm getting so good at this. Yes, I can. Oh, no. We'll be changing diapers today at Blame It On Ginger. Okay. No. We'll have useful parenting tips for all of you out there. No. No? Okay. There you go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Okay. The crowd doesn't want it. Cancel. We are canceling the baby changing. Jenny, what are you doing to my sounds when I'm trying to make sounds go? Babies are flying out of the studio. Jenny, what are you doing? What are you bringing in, Jenny? All right. That's what we want. Or... No, we love Carmen Calloway. She's supposed to be here when... Where is she? Tessa Lane was supposed to be here. She's supposed to be here too. Actually, the two of them are busy in the elevator. One of those elevators here was stuck. Maybe the zombies came to attack and it started. Well, then we need to call Ashlyn Malloy because she's a zombie killing whore. That's what she said. Now, and let me finish the lineup here today of people who are coming in. We not only have Tessa Lane as my co-host at four. We also have Carmen Calloway at four. Oh, my God. Why did you pick that up? Why did you pick that up? Why did you pick that up? Why did you pick that up? Why did you pick that up? Why did you pick that up? Why did you pick that up? 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Why did you pick that up? do you think well with that name like that okay what are we going for no I'm gonna ask you questions I'm gonna get deep inside Stevie and deep inside no I don't mean that Carmen I love you and I know that you'll be here very soon I'm really counting on you and Tessa you too and everybody else who's not showing up late all right so Stevie okay I have random bizarre questions that make absolutely no sense oh and I want to know serious I want your serious answers to these questions how old would you be if you didn't know how old you are I would be probably I would oh 17 is that how you feel physically no but I don't know how old I am so I just picked a number um um oh really so you just decided to pick 17 17 not quite an adult still and what is that I'm teenager right I don't know I almost picked 89 because I was looking at the 1-800 number right nine three nine five six two I could have been 89 could have been 39 56 or I could have been two or I could have been 800 years old any age I'm going to go with how I anything did have been 800 years old any age i'm going to go with how i feel and i'm going to say 27 27 27 i feel i feel 27 physically i feel older mentally but i think a very mature 27 that's what i'm gonna go with jenny what about you how old do you feel the question is if if you don't you how old would you be if you didn't know how old you are stevie says he would be 17. i went with uh what to go with 27 27 or was it 28. i still feel i'm at the beginning of my life starting you are you're a baby how old are you for real i'm gonna be 23 in september so i think right now i would pick 23. but then there's a song that says nobody likes you when you're 23 so maybe i'd want to be 24. no you're very likable at 23. normally like there's an age it starts at 13 and it goes to like 25. i knew that yeah there's like this huge chunk of time i'm still an i should get past the 25 then right you're in the range but you're not an so you're okay okay i think i passed that in my teens yeah you're very mature for your age but still young at heart yeah so i i'd say 23. 23. yeah if you were webcamming what would you wear to your first webcam show who am i webcapping with you you don't know that's the thing i would wear those glasses with the nose and the mustache oh my gosh but you're supposed to keep people there they'll leave you in front of people that can't see you that can't see you that can't love it. Okay. There's a whole fetish for that. There is? Oh, this is new to me. I didn't know about that. No, I mean, I don't know, but I would assume there is. It's Marxism. Marxism. I learned about that in history class. It's been so many years. I totally forgot. No, it's true. I'm sorry. You can't take me anywhere. Let me see. What about the new guy? The guy next to you. What would he wear if he was webcamming? He's not going to webcam. We're going to find out. We are going to find out. We've got a new guy in the studio. Mr. New Guy. Now, you're webcamming. What's your name? Or should we make one up for you? My name is Daniel. I'll go with that. Daniel? I was going to call you Suave, but okay. I'll go with that. That's better. Alright, Suave. So, you're webcamming. Now, you know that it's all women. You've got probably two, three thousand. You've got three thousand women lined up. They're on their cameras. You've got a camera in front of you. You can see them. They can see you. You can switch from photo to photo to photo to photo. What are you wearing? What are you going to do for these ladies that are waiting for you? Alright. I'd wear this what I'm wearing right now. I'd probably take off a button. He's wearing a red and black plaid shirt. Your favorite, Ginger. Flannel. I love flannel. I've got a thing for flannel. Well, yeah. Just show a little chest. Yeah. And then I'd throw on a vest. Do you have hair on your chest? No. No. I have a few sprinkles on there, but nothing like crazy. Just a few sprinkles? Okay, good. We don't want too much hair. We really don't. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but if I've got a preference, it's like we'll take you with just a few sprinkles. Right on. If you can braid it, I'm not down for that. Yeah, if I love you, I'll be okay with it, but it's going to take a lot for me to fall in love with you. I did say that out loud. That's awful. Shame on me. Shame on me. It's okay. We can say anything we want and then just blame it on you. So, that's fine. Everybody else does. So, you're going to be wearing jeans. Are you wearing jeans? Yeah. And a flannel shirt. And a blazer. And a blazer. No, I do have a fetish for jeans, so I'll give you that part. Alright, well, my pussy's not wet yet. Go sit down. Wait, you gotta find out when. What would it have taken? What would it have taken? What was the, um, where's the last place you had made whoopie? Made a whoopie? Yeah. How fucking old are you? Made whoopie? Well, I don't know. Where's the last place you made whoopie? 89 years old. See? That was my first one. Did you really say that? 17-year-old me wouldn't say it, but 89-year-old me wants to know. Well, I don't know him yet. He might be offended if I say this. He's a new in the studio. Where's the last time you were when you fucked? Riverside. Riverside? Yeah. Where? By the banks? Where was this? Were you on a date? Yeah, it was a date. It was at the end of a date. Last Tuesday, actually. Last Tuesday? In the backseat of a car? Were you in the parking lot? Were you inside a house? In Riverside. In Riverside. You were just in Riverside. That's it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna keep the details to a minimum. But what was involved? Were there any toys? Were there people involved other than yourself? A dog. What? It was just like running around the room. You know what? That's enough. We're gonna take a phone call now. We've got Perv. I'm changing your name. You are no longer Suave. No, wait, wait. I didn't know he was in the room. What? Who's he? I don't know. It's getting deep in here. It's getting worse. Suave, I'm gonna have to change it to Pervay. Oh, man. Wow. We'll be back. Hold that thought. Think about your story. We're not friends. We're not friends. We'll talk to you about it later. I'm gonna go to a phone call right now. I'm getting scared. Me too. I'm gonna go get some toys. iTunes, we have nothing to do with any of our callers or our people that we put on the air. We don't know who the fuck they are and what they're doing. What they're saying. But let's go to somebody anyway. Hi, you are on with me, Ginger Lynn and Stevie. Hello, Ginger. Hi. How are you, beautiful? I'm fine. Hey, Stevie. Stevie just walked into the bathroom, so I'll say, hi. Hey, I didn't get to tell you yesterday. You're looking really hot. Really? Yeah. I don't know. You had some kind of special glow. I don't know if it's because you're guests and you were turned on or what, but... Wow. Now, today, do I have a different glow? Do I have a kind of a pissy glow? Like I'm pissed off because people aren't here? I could see in your eyes something was up. You know. You know I know the ginger eyes. You do know the ginger eyes. When my eyes are green, which I'll take off my glasses, and you can see that usually means that I'm either pissed off or I'm horny. And... You didn't look horny. I can tell when you're horny. I'm really not horny right now. I would love to lie and say my pussy... Your voice changes. Does it? Yeah, you get really mellow. Yeah, there's a whole different thing going on. No, my pussy... My pussy changes. My pussy is not wet right now. No, you know, I'm a little cranky. I know. I wish I was there to help you out with that. I wish you were, too. I think that I deserve, like, a hundred good lashings with a tongue. That's what I deserve. At least. At least. At least. Possibly more. You know what? A hundred's about right. I'm thinking because it usually takes me about 30 seconds. Up to... If I let myself just get lost in it, it can take up to 10 minutes. But if I just go right away and just feel how good it feels, I can come in 30 seconds. I'm really, really fast. I know, but you said you only get one. Oh, no. I get tons of them. No, I don't have, like, a limit. I've... I think that... I think the most I've ever come in one day was in excess of 50. Under 60, but more than 50. Wow. 50. And I was pregnant at the time, and all I could do was hump. That's all I wanted to do was come. I came on the edge of my bed. I came on the edge of my bathtub. I came on the edge of my toilet. I humped my hand. I humped... You name it. I humped the edge of the chair. I came over 50 times that day. Wow. See, you may not be wet, but you're doing it for me. Am I making your pussy wet, pretty girl? You are. You're turning me on. Oh, I so wish that I could lick it and that I could tell you dirty, dirty stories and make you cum. I would if I could. I know you would. You know I would. But you didn't ask me where I was the last time I had... Well, you know. We already had that conversation. We did. Let me ask you a different question then. Hold on here. I've got some wonderful, intimate questions here. I want to know the answer to. So, if you were to pick the one alluring quality that draws you to a woman and keeps you there, what would it be? Oh, wow. I was just thinking about this earlier. Honestly? No, I want you to lie to me. Lie first and then tell the truth. Can I have a sharpie? Yeah, just make some shit up. It'll be great. Well, what draws me to a woman... See, what draws me and what keeps me are two different things. What draws me to a woman is her confidence. Her love when a woman walks in the room and she knows she owns it. Really? Really. So you like that cocky... It's like radar. I don't even have to see her. I can feel her. And it'll turn my head every time. And it doesn't turn... It doesn't. It doesn't turn you off. You don't think of arrogance or cockiness. No, there's a difference. There's a difference between confidence and arrogance. Okay, so you completely pick up on the confidence there. Yeah. And what keeps me is her conversation. You've got to have sex with my mind before I'll ever let you know my body. So it's her conversation. It doesn't even have to be about sex. It's just interesting. Right. Somebody who... Exactly. Exactly. Someone who can hold your interest. Someone who can keep your attention. Someone who can make you laugh. Somebody that you have something to talk about. That's a huge, huge, huge bonus for me. And I don't think... It's not that I don't think. I could not be in a relationship with someone that I couldn't carry on a conversation with on a regular basis. And there's going to be times when there's lulls and, you know, you've been together for a while and there's quiet moments. But when it comes down to it, that person is the one that you want to share most of, if not all of your conversations with. Right. See, I love everything about a woman. From her head to her toes. Women are awesome. What about feet? Stevie and I were talking about feet earlier. And I don't know how I feel about feet. You know, I've had boyfriends. Let's put it this way. Nick is not a big foot person. We had a show where we were on a different station and Nick, the other guest had to suck Christy Canyon's toes. Nick sucked my toes. And I knew that he was not into it. It was not his thing. Now, I've had other guys... I've had... That's the one extreme of someone who really didn't like feet. And then I've had one guy that was obsessed with feet to the point where if there was a chip in the toenail, you were out the fucking door. I mean, they had to be perfect. They had to be just the perfect feet. So how do you feel about feet? Do they turn you on? Does it do anything for you? Do you ignore them completely? What's your deal with the toes? Honestly, I like feet in that everything's connected to them. For sensation. It can really make a woman feel good. So it's great to give a foot a massage. There's something about when somebody kisses your feet. What about biting the insole? I love that. When they bite... I've seen Nina Hartley do that. But I've never tried that. I've never done that. That's a really, really, really, really nice one. Really nice. I mean, it looks like it's nice. But since I'm not skilled at that, I'll... leave that to the professionals. It's pretty simple, baby. Just grab that foot. Get in there like it's a big old rib and just take a bite right there in that sweet spot. Oh, these are my favorite food. You're really turning me on now, rib. It'll be just like that. Thank you so much for coming in or coming in, for calling in. I wish that you would come in soon. It's always good to have you on the air, sweetheart. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We'll talk to you soon. Well, I saw you were kind of out of sorts and I wanted to call and say I love you and cheer up. Aww. You know what? I'm doing well. I just, I get a little disappointed sometimes when people... I understand that. ...are people. You know, damn it, when those people are people, it really pisses me off. No, everybody, I'm sure, has a very valid reason for not being here when they're supposed to be, so we will let them slide. Let me ask you a quick question really quickly. Okay. Okay. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don't like and like so many things we don't do? Fear. Honestly, I believe that's the reason why we do that. Fear. Fear? We put ourselves out there to go for it. We're afraid of rejection, afraid it won't be the way we imagined it to be. And fear makes us hide, so we end up doing things that we don't really want to do. That's a really, really good answer. Yeah. Great. I would have never thought of that. That's wonderful, sweetheart. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. We'll talk to you soon. Have a great, great night and hopefully we'll talk to you again this week. Okay. All right. Bye, baby. Bye-bye, Ginger. Bye, Stevie. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Now this, I don't know if I have... If it's on the list or is that discontinued? It's on the list or not. There's some new things that are on the list that are wonderful toys that are designed to not look like a sex toy. We've got the Secret Vibrating Lip Balm, my Secret Vibrating Lipstick. Now the one that you brought in is a blush stick and I'm checking it. We've got a My Secret Vibrating Mascara. And no, this is no longer on the list. Oh, we have a discontinued. So this is a discontinued. Let's see what it is though because I love everything that the Screaming Owl puts out. I wonder how... The batteries might be dead in it. I would have to put batteries in it. So never mind. We're going to go back to things that are new that I know work, that I know are wonderful. This is... I'm going to go to the... I went to the ColourPop Screaming Plus before. I'm going to go now to the ColourPop 2.0. You don't like this one? I like the 2.0. I like... It's green and I love the colors. It's beautiful. It's a double pleasure ring. It's two times the stimulation for his and her pleasure. I'm going to hold it up. See, there's a little vibrator at the top. There's a little vibrator at the bottom. There's a little turn. There's a little turn on knobs that are on each side. There are pleasure ticklers for her on this little vibrator on the top here. There's all kinds of little vibrating nubs that are just for her and for her clit. There are two long-lasting motors for his and her pleasure. One, two. There are pleasure knobs for him. It's a double pleasure ring. There are two easy on and off switches and a comfortable stretchy ring. And what it also does is... Nick and I tried this one. Is it... It makes his whole cock into a vibrator, but it's not so intense that you can't handle it. It's wonderful. It's the ColourPop 2.0 from The Screaming O. Make love more fun. Go to The Screaming O. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. Type in ginger in the offer code to get your discount. We will be right back here on Blame It On Ginger. When did that go down? We'll be right back. We did that last time. We did that last time. We did that last time. We did that last time. We did that last time. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. and it's not as hard as you think. How to please a man in bed. All right. There is more to sex. First, make sure his bed's not too soft. This little bed. No, this bed was too soft. This bed was too hard. This soft bed was just right. This was just right. Yeah. No, there's more to sex than just, believe it or not, penetration. It's not just all about getting that wiener in a hole, putting it in, and doing the nasty that way. Yeah, but it depends. It's meant to be a fun-filled and satisfying experience. Pleasing a man in bed is not as difficult as you think. All men have sexual cravings that they won't necessarily let you know. Pleasing your man in bed is a simple, or is as simple, as showing him that you're not only pre-pregnant, prepared to have sex, but you're excited about having it too. I can't tell you how much of a difference it makes when I'm turned on, and my pussy's wet, and I'm moaning, and I'm into it, and I've got my man's cock in my mouth, and I'm sucking it, and I'm sliding my tongue up and down the sides, and I'm licking his balls, and I'm moaning, and my pussy's getting wetter and wetter and wetter and wetter. Those are the moments that make the biggest difference because he knows. He knows I'm letting go, and that I'm excited about having sex too. So once you let loose of your intersexual prowess, turning on your man becomes easy. Just let it go. To ensure that you're different from the rest, here are the 10 sex cravings all men have that you should know. Now, I did not write this. This was by Intellifax175, and we'll find out if we agree with these. Okay, Stevie. What's number one on this? Number one? Number one. What is number one? Let me look at this. It says he wants you to show him some moves. So one good way to pleasure your man is to show him that you're good at it. So you got to show him your moves. You got to learn sex positions that will make him wild and crazy in bed. You know, you got to show him that you're interested. Won't I look like a whore? Well, yeah. See, this is where it gets really, really hard. This is really complicated. Like, you want to go in showing him that you're interested in sex, but then if you're too good, then he thinks you're a whore. He's like, oh, well, you've done this before. You've done this a lot. You seem like you're more of a professional, not like somebody I should date. So it gets really, really, really complicated. Then if you're not that into it, then he gets a little shy and might not make the first move, or if you kind of... He might leave his hand away from you. He kind of thinks you're not interested. It's a strange balance. And I can tell you that I have a hard time with that one all the time. I'm like, I teeter-totter on it. It's like, it's hard to figure this out with men. I was going to say, what's it like with gay guys? Is there... Well, like, here's a conversation. Here we go. I'll have... You can read... Do you want to be me or do you want to be the other person? I'll be the other person. Okay. So you read the blue. And then I'll read the steamy part. Okay. I'm going to be the blue guy. You're the blue guy. It marks where I'm supposed to put my dick. Oh, it's a question. And then I responded. It marks where I'm supposed to put my dick. That sounds right. So you got an X on your mouth or your ass. On my mouth tonight. Cool. Actually, it's been a while. I think I may have forgotten how to do it. Just don't bite and I think you'll be fine. You mean it's not like chewing gum? Maybe you should practice on my thumb or something first. You'll have to wash your hand first. My hands will be clean. Just don't bite my fucking dick. What about if I bite just the tip? I would rather your teeth just not get involved. I better go practice. Yeah, maybe you should practice and we can meet up when you're more confident. Yes, when I'm certified or licensed. Is there a test or something? That you have to take for that? I'll have each person I meet create a test for me to pass. Haha, sounds good. Will you hang your report card on your refrigerator? I'll post it on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Maybe in the Star Free Press or the Ventura County Reporter. I'll even send a copy to the President of the United States. Nice. So I'm assuming you are not down to blow me tonight, but maybe another time. Can you meet me? In the next ten minutes? Where? Telegraph in Victoria. Probably wouldn't make it within your ten minute window. Oh well. Another time hopefully. I think it will be better if we just talk about it and never do it. That's cool. Then can I also talk about fucking that tight ass of yours? Your fantasy, your rules. As long as you're the only one creating it. Alright, I invite you in. As you step through the door, I'll close the door behind you. Okay. I'll open the door for you. Then pull you over and pin you against the door with my body while I gently kiss you. After a few minutes, I release you. We move to the couch for more making out. Careful. You might be turning me on. After some practice on my thumb, you slowly make your way down until you've taken my dick in your mouth. It feels so good. Your lips wrapped around my shaft, moving up and down. Don't stop. Absolute bliss. Careful. I might get aroused. I guide your head back. I move you towards mine and gently kiss your lips again. Then move down to your neck and over to your right earlobe. Our breathing is heavy. Both of us enjoying the moment. Oh, there's seduction. I move you back to your lips. Foreplay. Our tongues dance across each other and tightly trace each other's teeth. You run your hand down my chest and feel my throbbing dick. I want it inside of you so badly, but not yet, you say. I have to pee. Did I say it right? I'll try again. I'm so excited. I'm going to pee. Should I just pee on us? Not on my couch. If that's your thing, then we get off the couch, remove the clothing that we still have, and make their way down the hall towards the shower. Zoe! Hey. Hello. How's it going? Hmm. All's well. Cool. What about you? Going all right. Just bored at home. I'm rarely bored. Not much time to kill over here. Ah. What do you do to keep busy? Too much. I'm a busybody. Cool. I'm jealous. Go do something, and you won't be bored. Try to find something to do. Hmm. Look in the bottom drawer. That's why I keep pants, sweatshirts, and swimsuits that I rarely wear. Maybe it's time to be bored. I have to remember that other people might actually enjoy it. I'd rather not be bored. It's nice to have another guy around to do stuff with. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a guy like that. If I find him, you'll be the first one I tell. Haha. I appreciate it. I also like the stuff. Wow. This goes on forever. Is he ever going to fuck you? No. He never meets me. It's all this talk. And so, pleasing these guys is crazy, because I just can't. This is what gay guys do. They just chat? It's all this chat forever, and it makes me crazy. And then when I'm free on the weekends, because we're not doing the show, don't hear a damn thing. Isn't it crazy? Wow. Yeah, it goes on and on. That would drive me nuts. And on. That would drive me nuts. So. Or there's this terrible one. Oh, my gosh. You believe somebody sent me this picture? I mean. What is that? I see the dick. What's below it? Well, that's. What's that thing? That's a cone on the head. Another picture of an animal. Oh, no. Can you believe somebody sent me that? Get that away from me. No. Oh, my gosh. go back to something happy happy thoughts i'm gonna drink some juice your guy wants you to show him some moves he wants to know that you're not an amateur he doesn't want to think that you're the biggest slut around like jenny buddy what they look lost are you two okay over there talking about moves for your man and we were talking about the ones that we know and that guys like it when they show you moves do you have any great moves that you show your guy i was trying to not pay attention so that i wouldn't have to say anything what what are some of your good moves jenny um i think foreplay is very important um and i like foreplay a lot um i have a huge fetish with ears i don't know if you guys knew that and you're gonna hate me now ginger but i'm never gonna touch yours i swear um but i love touching ears and so really yeah with your fingers yeah because we have to ask yeah fingers with your your other body parts anything i can touch it with anything i can touch them with so would you rub your nipples on on my ears off camera possibly really but you don't like that you don't like your ears getting messed with oh no i'd never let you do it okay i just want to know if you would yeah i don't know i feel like the ears are not going to be the same i just want to know if you would yeah i just want to know if you would yeah i just want to know if you would that's why you don't like people touching them it's such an intimate space it's way way way way intimate but that's what triggers i don't know i for me like i i get i like getting my ears touched so you you that's one of the moves that you would would you show a guy would you play with his ears do you think that it turns him on as much as it turns you on i don't think it does not for andy at least no but it's more something you like having but i think he knows that i like doing it for him that so you kind of he goes along with it you you have a move that you use on him like let's say you're tired and you know he wants to come and you're just you love him to death so you want him to come what's your what's your go-to I hope he is not listening right now I'm gonna get a text later like why did you say that he's so not listening what's your go-to move when you want him to come man it sucks to say that I kind of you can see it in my face I'm really bad at hiding my facial expressions and so I think he kind of sees that I'm like all right dude you gotta hurry up you know and and so I think he rushes it just because I can I must do something with my face because I think it in my head and then it happens and I'm like oh that's great like did you read my mind or something you but is this why you're fucking or sucking his dick or both anything anything he just knows when it's when you're done yeah yeah he knows when it's time for you and we don't have that much like alone time is it just his ears or is it like really great anybody's ears like you're on the bus and you see somebody oh no I don't think I would ever touch a stranger's ear but no to look at it I mean is there like oh if there was a book a magazine of just ears is that something you would probably yeah! no I like to see them you want to see them in person yeah I want to see them in person and I just like the lobe I like to kind of just massage it you know go up a little bit massage the the top of the ear what if they're pierced you know how they get those big piercings and there's a big hole I don't like that do those turn you on no I think those are so disgusting sorry to anyone that has them but you know I'm never taking my headphones off around you again ever I'm wearing my headphones but your hair is down so I don't really need to I don't have a need or a reason to touch your ears because I never see them I never see them they're covered by your hair or your headphones so you're fine so my ears are fine I'm protected what's your go-to move to make your man feel good when you want to come you've got your facial expression but there must be some move some do you want to come you've got your facial expression but there must be some move some do you want to come reach around and grab his balls from underneath you put your finger in his butthole no he doesn't like that no okay okay do you just kegel wait is it I'm confused now is it when I'm ready to come or he's getting ready no when you're trying to get him there you want it to be over with you're done you want him to come oh I want him to come like I had a friend she moved to Japan I had a friend she moved to Japan or so I can't remember where she was but she was smuggling gold okay at the time and she became and she became like I don't know I met her in photography class but she would tell me these stories about how she would she started being like an escort for guys okay when she was there and the thing she had to do to get the guys there was she had to rub them from their knee up to their crotch just rub that she did that up to their crotch. Just rub the, she said it, she would rub their legs. I've had other people who want you to kind of like grab the base of their cock like this and just apply pressure on it if you're blowing them. They want that extra pressure on the groin. So just something that you do. I think I use my tongue more than anything. Okay. Are you like a flicker? No, you use the Your taste buds? Yeah, you just like Okay, so what Jenny's doing is she's taking the whole cock down her throat and using her tongue The back part, that's what that's the most sensation that they get, right? That's the easiest, quickest way that I can think of. It depends on the guy. Every guy is different and every guy is different every time. Yeah. They're all different. He's very ticklish, so I can't really touch him anywhere else. Because I love, I don't know, for me I love, like if we're laying down I like tracing like the sides his sides or like his chest or something, but I can't because he's way too ticklish. It'll drive him nuts. And I'm like, let me just touch it a little bit. Yeah, he can't sit still. Do you ever dress up? Like Lucha Vivoom or something like that? No, we've never, we haven't done anything. Any like, what is that? Fantasy or? Do you dress up? Like superwoman or something? Yeah, or have like costumes? Yes, I dress up. I have a witch's outfit. I have a schoolgirl outfit. I have a cheerleader outfit. Can you tell the mood? Like which one to wear according to his mood? You know, I haven't dressed up in one of those in a while. And it's more just what my mood is. And I know that whatever it is, it's going to work for him. Okay. So that's one of the things that I do is I do dress up, but I don't do it very often so that it is a surprise. It is exciting when it happens. We've got more tips on how to please a man in bed. It really is not as hard as you think. Coming back in just a minute here. In the meantime, go to the screamingo.com. Look up the O.C.O. Overtime. 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I'm Blame It on Ginger. I'm Blame It on Ginger. her little game called forced orgasms and did you know nina's gonna let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask that's mountain mondays with ginger lynn and nina hartley so We'll be right back. We'll be right back. I am Ginger Lynn. Welcome back to Blame It On Ginger. It is Tasty Tuesday where everything around here is tasty. And, yeah, this is tasty. We're talking about different things that you can do to keep your man turned on. Ten foreplay tips that will keep him going, make him want you. Number one was he wants you to show him some moves. Number two, he wants you to be unpredictable and bad. Now, these are things that I think are not necessarily a first date night kind of a thing. But you don't want your love interest to get bored with you. So you always want to keep things mixed up and turned up and unpredictable. So you may have your right moves, but that's not enough. Your man wants you to mix things up in bed. Avoid repeating things as this makes sex boring. And then you can do a couple of things. One is to keep him on the back of his neck. And that's a good thing. Variety will keep him turned on because he isn't sure of what to expect. And that can be simply doing things in a different order. If normally you start by kissing him and you kiss him on the mouth and then you go to the forehead and then you kiss his belly button or his chest and you rub it and you go down to his dick. And that's your normal order. Flip him over onto his belly. Kiss the back of his neck first. Run your fingernails down the back of his back. And the front of the side of his back. All over his back. Try doing things in a different order so that he will enjoy it and won't know what to expect next. Make sure that this happens. Let loose of your sexual capabilities. Letting loose of them. It's imperative. Being grossed in the experience with both your mind and soul. Be wild and give him a hot and erotic sexual experience that will stand out in his brain forever. Next on the list is he wants you to get naughty. Ladies, if you're used to doing the same thing over and over and you're just lying there and you're on your back and you're in the missionary position, that can be great. It can be fantastic. But there's more to it than just that. So don't be scared to get naughty in the bedroom because that's one of the ways to pleasure a man. Men prefer women who are carefree and would love to see that you're truly excited about having sex with him. Don't worry about if he's going to think that you're naughty or that you're nasty or that you're horny. or that you're anything else. That's what he wants. That's what he needs. That's what he's looking for is some excitement in the bedroom. And if he doesn't get from you, he's going to go someplace else. That's at least what I think. What is getting naughty involved? Anything that will show that you love sex and how badly you want it with him. You can grab his ass when he hits climax. You can gently nip his shoulders, for instance. You can bite on them. Just show him that you're into him. So be involved in the sex that you're having. Yes. Hi. I found it. You did? What did you find? A little Ziploc baggie. It's a game called Truth or Dare. Okay. I found stripper tees, and I couldn't find these, but here it is. We got it. Well, let me give you a couple more things about what to do. How to turn your man on in bed. Okay. Different ways. All right. So number five, he wants fun in sex. Things will not always go as you planned during sex. Sometimes sex positions don't work, and erotic noises won't happen. If you get caught up in this mishap, you will certainly ruin the mood, but if both of you have a good laugh, the bond between you and him will be strengthened. So basically, if you're in the middle of something, and you're trying, you're being all hot and sexy, and all of a sudden, somebody farts, or you've got, you know, a queef that happens, and things go wrong during sex. At times, the dick plops out. You need to find it to get it back in there again. It goes soft. What you want to do is make it fun. Don't make anything embarrassing. Don't just make it the... Don't laugh. Don't laugh. If his dick goes limp, put it in your mouth, get it hard again, and put it back in your puss. There's ways around this. He also, you know what he wants? He wants you to turn yourself on. I haven't done this in a long time, and one of the things that Nick and I used to do a lot is we would lie on the sofa, and with his head at one end, mine at the other, and we would just lay there and masturbate, and watch each other do it. So there's something extremely exciting about watching the other person gets on. And women, unlike men, we need time to get turned on, although your guy may be more than willing to turn you on himself. He definitely wouldn't mind if you started to turn yourself on. So in order to make sure your libido is heightened, you can draw some inspiration from sources that give information on how to give yourself pleasure and tips on how to get pleasure from your man. There's a really good book by... It's called Tickle Kitty, and I can't remember the name of the author, but the name of the book is called Tickle Kitty, and she's been on my... I've read it a couple times. She's wonderful. Afterwards, he wants to know what it was like. Nothing pleases a man than the thought of knowing he's up to the task when it comes to satisfying his woman sexually. The guy wants to know, he wants to hear that you really liked having sex with him. Let him know that he gives the best sex that you've ever had, that he gives you the best head that you've ever had. It boosts his confidence in bed. It makes him better in bed. He's going to work harder to make sure that you're satisfied sexually. And if he's not satisfied, not the best that you've had in bed, don't feel bad about giving him directions. He wants you to take control. While he likes to call the shots in bed, he won't mind if you take control sometimes. So don't be afraid to take control in bed to let him know that you want some of this, that you want it there, that it feels better here. And I think those are the main things that I want to tell you about turning on your man. These are different things that you can do, it's not as hard as you think. Put on a show form. Show him some moves. Be that vixen. Be that sexy girl. Did you ever see, I just watched it again recently. It's like a really old movie, True Lies. And Jamie Lee Curtis is doing a striptease for who she doesn't know, someone she doesn't know is her husband. And it's the sexiest, funniest, lighthearted, wonderful scene. One of the sexiest scenes I've ever seen. Okay, now how does she not know? It's her husband. Because he's got a voice changer and they're in a big room and she's dancing on the bed. He's in a chair over on the other side of the room. Well, how does she get there? Is it like? You gotta see the movie. You gotta see the movie? It's called? You gotta see the movie, True Lies. True Lies. Okay, I'll have to check that out. Yes. All right, so our call-in guest is not calling in and we... We're gonna play Truth or Dare. We're gonna play Truth or Dare. It's one of those days, today. Is it a full moon? No, it's a half moon. It was a little bit more than a half moon last night. And I... I don't know how this works because we have no directions to go with this game. Okay, this sounds very simple. Okay, so you're just gonna take a card. It's gonna be Truth or Dare. Okay. You're gonna take whatever one is in order. Did you shuffle them? I shuffled them. Okay, so... They're hard to shuffle. All right, so I'll go first. So... I'll cut the cards. Okay. I'll do one last shuffle here. All right. Okay. There we go. They don't... They're not perforated correctly, so it's hard to shuffle them. I'm gonna cut the cards and I have a beautiful, nice ass that comes up. With a white thong? With a white thong. And it says Dare on it. Dare. So that means... That's a really nice ass. And what it says in the card is grind yourself on another player while singing a song. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. There's just you and me, Stevie. This is one of those crazy games. Get in here. Jenny, Jenny. Oh. Jenny, what you doing over there? We're having something technical go wrong, so... Oh, shit. I'm gonna have to grind on Stevie. Okay. There's a technical difficulty at the moment, everyone, so Ginger's gonna sing you a song. Those of you that don't know, Ginger actually had an album out once. Okay, put your arm down, because I don't want... Okay, so we're gonna be... Just put it down normal. I'm putting my arm down normal, and she's gonna be... I'm just gonna start hopping. And Ginger's a humper, and she's humping my elbow right now, and she's singing, Mary Had a Little Lamb. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. She knows the whole song. My elbow. I don't even know what to say. Jenny, are you seeing this right now? Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna have some juice to that. All right. Stevie's juicing. He's juicing. All right. Out of my sparklets bottle. Playing a little truth or dare here. Jenny, you're playing too, right? Are you playing? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Are you next? All right. No, you're next. We go to the left. So Stevie is next, and it's a truth card. I have a truth. All right. Pick your card. Mine says, have you ever desired to fuck your boss? Oh, gosh. I'm trying to think about this. Okay. When I worked at the pizza place? No. When I worked at the veterinarian? No. When I worked... Hmm. For Nancy? No. When I worked for... What about me? Hmm. No. Oh, we hadn't thought about that. I mean, this game just... Mary's little lamb in my elbow. Ginger. I can't think of any boss that I ever wanted to. But I will tell you, I had a coworker. I had this really cute coworker who was Polish, and we worked at this place, very popular coffee place. There's one on every corner. Something about Seattle. I've heard of that place. Yeah. We would have to sample stuff out, and he would have me... We would sample out these chocolate-covered cherries and chocolate-covered blueberries, and he would be cleaning, and he'd want me to throw the cherries at him, and he would catch them in his mouth. Was this a fetish thing? No, it was really weird. I don't know why he wanted me to do this, but, you know, I'd be there, working the counter, talking to everybody, smiling, getting the drinks right, and I really wouldn't get tipped, but he'd kind of just go up to the counter and smile and not do too much, and these girls would just tip him the money. I mean, we shared tips, so I really didn't care, because at the end, they divvied him out to everybody. Right. But I just watched the money fly into the tip jar, and I'd just be like... What was his trick? He was just a good-looking guy, and he was just sexy. He was just handsome. You're a good-looking guy. There's something about him. Well, you know, maybe I was just too chatty with everybody. I did spill a drink on somebody once, but we became good friends. It was a hot drink. He was mad, but, you know, then later on, he wanted me to make his drinks all the time. Go figure. You were just a social butterfly. I don't know what it was. Now we're up to Jenny, but the boss thing has happened. Co-workers, there have been plenty of co-workers. Oh, yeah. Not that anything happened, but, yeah, there were a lot. I'm trying to think if I ever fucked one of the bosses. I don't think I ever did. No. But we... It's not coming to mind. I'm thinking of different jobs I've had. Oh, wait, wait. What about the record store? No, I was the boss. I fucked all my employees. Oh, that's what it was. Okay, I got it backwards. No, that one didn't work so well. Oh. All right, truth or dare? Our phone number here is 1-800-893-9562. I'm Ginger Lynn with... Stevie! We're playing a little game of truth or dare. The next one is a dare. It says, pick a player and... Suck his or her nipples. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my friends would not answer. I called... No, never mind. Jenny's looking at me going no fucking way. She's covering her nipples. All right, Stevie, get your nipples out. Oh, my gosh. I haven't shaved them. You haven't shaved them. What's wrong with you? I get this. This is the older I get, the hairier I get, and hair starts growing out from around your nipples. Stop. You're turning me on. Oh, my gosh. There's no reason for this ever to happen. Can I put peanut butter on them? I guess. It's my turn to be the peanut butter person. Don't make it easier for me. I'll put just a little bit of peanut butter. Ginger is putting peanut... Oh, on my nipple. It was cold. Cold peanut butter. On your nipple. And it's... I probably can't say the name of it, the certain brand. It's not Jiffy. Oh, okay. Well, that's good because Jiffy, he really does something for me. But if you take the fee off... Then what is it? Jiff. Oh, my gosh. Poor Jenny is dying over here in the studio. She is laughing. I'm just killing time. I love your dynamic. It's amazing. All the ways to kill time. I'm running... I've got peanut butter on my nipple. But you had peanut butter last week. I know, but it's you and it's me and I'm going to eat peanut butter off of your nipple. Because we're playing truth or dare. Oh, my God. You picked the game. I did. I'm going in. I'm going in. Oh, my God. I can't. I'm freaking out. I don't know if I can do this. Oh, my God. You might have to go home with peanut butter on your nipple. Well, it'll be the first time. I'll tell you that much. I've never had peanut butter on my nipple. I can't do this. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. There's a new guy over here. It's so not like... Hey, new guy. Come here. We need you in here to get... Come here. I can't do this. You need to help me out here. No, we don't know him. I don't know him. Come on. Get in here. All of it. What happened? What am I doing? You're just going to lick the peanut butter off of Stevie's nipple. No. Oh, here's Jenny. Jenny. We'll bring Jenny in. Jenny, will you do it? I won't go on camera. She won't go on camera. Okay. If Stevie comes in there? Yeah. Okay, Stevie, go on in. All right. Go. You just have to dictate what's going on. Okay. Okay. So Stevie has gotten up. He's leaving the room. There is peanut butter on his right nipple. I just don't have the balls to do it. Stevie is walking into the studio looking like a 12-year-old boy. He's actually 40-something. Oh, my goodness. But we won't be able to hear her too much. Oh, we've got to have... Yeah, we'll have ginger talk. All right. You've got to talk. So Jenny has her... Headphone's on. She's going in. She's sticking out her tongue. He's scaring me. Stevie is petrified. Jenny's like three feet from the nipple. Okay. Tongue is out. It's licking up from the bottom up to the top of the nipple. And Jenny has gone in one fell swoop. Going back in, making sure she didn't leave any. She's stuck in it. Stevie, you look like the kid at the pool that you get out and you're wet and you don't have a towel. I got it all. I feel like that dog commercial now. Good job, Jenny. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Stevie, that's nothing personal. I love you to death. I just could not lick the peanut butter off your nipple. There's just certain things you can't... You know what? I had to blow a friend of mine once because somebody else wanted me to... Anyways, I almost threw up. It was like... Wait, wait, wait, wait. I had to blow a friend of mine once because somebody else didn't want to? Oh, God. How does that work? I got called up to Santa Barbara to do a photo shoot. And it wasn't about a photo shoot. And this guy was after me and my friend was after the guy. And it ended up... The people who ended up getting busy weren't even into each other. But I had to... He wanted to watch me blow a friend of mine. And I just couldn't do it. I was like... Well, I did it. But the whole time I thought I was going to... I thought I was going to vomit. It was just something weird. So, it's strange. Just a little word of advice. If you ever put a penis in your mouth and it makes you want to vomit, take it out. Okay. That's what I'm going to have to do. I'm old-fashioned. I have some motherly advice that I like to give out. And that's part of it. So... He works up at Universal now. So... Yeah. Oh, no. All right. Whose turn is it in truth or dare? Is it... Whose turn? Ginger's. Oh, it's my turn? Yeah. Because I just went. Okay. So, it's my turn? Is it? Wait. What was the... Oh, yeah. Because I had to put the peanut butter on. No. Wait. Was it? Yeah. That was my... Pick a player and suck his or her nipple. Wait. That was yours. Oh, I did it. So, it's your turn, Stevie. I have a dare. Okay. Oh, my gosh. I can't do it. I can't do this. Uh-oh. Insert a lubricated object into your ass. Oh, I've got the perfect thing. Why not? We've been juicing. Yeah, but I've got a little, like... It's a little nozzle that you put lube in your butt. Just have a lube. A lube shooter? It's a lube shooter. You want a little lube in your butt? Well, it wouldn't hurt, but I don't know. I mean, do I want to put lube up my butt? You want peanut butter in your butt? I don't know. After the Boston baked beans, I'm afraid. What if it's a peanut butter thing? What do you want to put in your butt? Oh, my gosh. Okay, you know, when you stick things in your butt, you really have to be ready. Like, Saturday, I douched. I had my douched, and I douched, and I was ready for the night. That's really when you want to put something in your butt because everything's nice and clean. Okay. And everything's not going to go crazy. I don't know. Can I put this on a rain check and grab a different dare? No, but you can put your finger in your butt. Ooh. Oh, my God. I don't know if this is a good idea. I can do it. Let me go grab one of those gloves. All right, go get a glove. Yeah, let me get a glove. All right, we're going to... Oh, my God. I love it when Stevie's story starts with, I shouldn't do this, or I don't know if I should do this. I wonder if that's what he does when he's put in those situations of, like, should I go in the van, or should I stay out? See, this is... You just... One thing is, you know, it's radio, so you listeners out there can't smell anything. We have to be here in this hot... Well, it's not even hot. We have to be in this comfortable studio, and I'm sticking my finger up there, and who knows? Nobody knows how good it's going to go. Well, we're going to find out really soon. We're playing a little game of truth or dare here. Thanks to James Bartley. I want to thank him for giving us this game. It's a wonderful little game that we like to whip out every once in a while. Where am I supposed to do this? Well, I don't want to look at it, because you're my friend. Go over on the other side of the room. I'm in the other... Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay, so I've got the good old-fashioned Abilene. Right. I'm such a brat. Go over there on the other side of the room. I'm going over here, and I've got my glove on. Jenny, don't you agree? I've got Abilene, and now I have to stick something in my butt. Agree that. I think Stevie should go on the other side of the room. He's my friend. I don't want to see him put his finger in his butt. Well, to be fair, he's seen a lot of things go up your butt. He's fine. Okay, no. Yes, but that's the name of the show, Play Madame Ginger. Yeah. So it's expected of my ass. Oy. Oh, you know what? I need a paper towel, because I'm going to have to... Where's the... Are there paper towels? Are there paper towels in here? I can get you one. Because I'm going to have like a squishy butt. Like slidey, squishy butt. Why are you going to have a squishy, slidey butt? Okay. What are you planning on doing over there? I'm putting my finger in my butt. Okay, Stevie is putting his finger into the Abilene. He's wearing a glove on his right hand. He's got Abilene on the tip of it. He's making a face that does not look happy. Um, do you have a problem with Abilene? No, we're good. I've never done the Abilene before. All right. Just kind of make little circles around the outside of your anus, of your asshole. Get comfortable with it. Mm. Which finger are you using? I'm using my middle finger. Middle finger. That's what I would probably be using, too. And, um, all right, we got it in there. I think I can do this. Yes. All right. We are in. And Stevie has accomplished not only lift off, blast off, but landing. It is perfect. Thank you so much, Stevie, for that in your ass. You want the paper towel? Oh, is he bringing it in? Are you bringing it in? Oh, my gosh. Those gloves smell like vinegar. Do they really? Yeah, my hand smells like vinegar now. Like vinegar? Am I crazy? You just had your fingers up your ass and you want me to smell your hand to see if it smells like vinegar. I had a glove on. Does my hand smell like vinegar in some weird way? No. Okay, I'm going crazy now. No, it smells nothing like vinegar. Jenny, can you wipe Stevie's butt for him, please? Okay, you're next. You've got to get down. You're next. I dare. Okay, you're next on the truth or dare. Yeah, it's your truth or dare. Let's go pick a card. All right. Here's your card. What's it say, Jenny? First of all, can we? We can show the ass up nice and close. They're very, very sexy cards. Okay, it says massage the body of another player with oil. Massage the body of another player with oil. My butt's crazy right now. Whose body would you like to massage? With oil. Oh, my gosh. Well, I'll massage your shoulders. My shoulders. Yeah, how about that? All right. Let me grab the oil. I can just do it on top. Yeah, you can just do it right on top. Okay. You can do it without the oil. Without oil? Okay, this is becoming a very, very popular game with me right now. Jenny coming in. I'm moving my hair out of the way, and she's going to give me a shoulder massage. There's nothing sexier. And somebody touching the back of your neck. Just touching you, period. Your fingers digging into your skin. Why are you laughing? Because I just had my finger up my butt. That's why I'm laughing. Oh, my gosh. Well, Jenny didn't just have her finger up her butt, and she's massaging me, and I'm in heaven. So. I'll touch Jenny with the finger that I had in my butt. Don't ruin my massage. I'll knock your fucking ass out. Oh, man. This is wonderful. Now, if I were a girl, and Jenny, you were a girl, and you were doing this to me, I would totally want to do the reach around and slide my hand between your legs. I would so want to do that. And so I want to just maybe turn my chair around and slide my tongue out between your legs and just breathe out. My friend's enjoying it. Back in. Okay, so Ginger's getting this massage from Jenny, and Jenny's got her manicured nails. They're like burgundy, like wine. They're really pretty. Oh, my gosh. She's giving me the best massage ever. I'm in heaven. I'm torn between my fingers. I'm torn between being turned on and wanting to just lie down and go to sleep for like the next four days. It's amazing. Well, the good thing is you can take a break. You know what? I can do that right now. Thank you so much, Jenny. Jenny just gave me an amazing massage. Thank you, Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Oh, God. I'm Ginger Lynn. Go to the screamingo.com right now. I want you to look up. I'm Ginger Lynn. I'm Ginger Lynn. I'm Ginger Lynn. I'm Ginger Lynn. Right now, I want you to look up the Ring O' Wrangler. The Ring O' Wrangler is a cock ring that it's twice as thick, if not three times as thick as the regular cock ring. It's gray. It's gray. It's dark. It's thick. It's a good three quarters of an inch thick, and it goes around the base of your cock. It's got vibrating, a vertical vibrator that makes noise. Makes your girl holler yeehaw. It really does. There's like little ticklers on the outside. It's got a super stretchy erection band. So what it does is it keeps you hard in the saddle. It's meant to ride longer and vibe stronger. It's got three speeds plus vibration. It looks like this. They're the soft pleasure ticklers on the outside for her. The stretchy erection band reinforced for the biggest outlaws. So you know what? Pretty much any size you are, you're going to fit into this one. Three speed plus vibration. Get the Ring-O Wrangler. It's called the Bandolero. Make love more fun at the screamingo.com. I'll be right back with Stevie. I'm Ginger Lynn. I'm blaming on Ginger. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. If you're naughty and you know it, then your dick will surely show it. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. That's it. Ginger Lynn Auctions.com. She was shining like a star. The beads of sweat were glistening as she and I were glistening. listening my car and shangla. And as it was in my tradition, we'd run the gumblet out of decisions from routine to acrobatic and bizarre. She said, now show me what you've got. She looked so purely hedonistic as my insides went ballistic for the money shot. And as the rhapsody subsided, Dewey eyed and thoughtly spoken, she confided her misguided plan to me. And she smiled like a child, and she said, I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger Lynn, la-da-dee, la-da-die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like ginger Lynn, la-da-dee, la-da-die. She'd always been a liar, and a wandering vine. She grew up fast and filled out faster as she soon became the master of the finish line. And while she lacked sophistication, there would be no limitations to the lengths of deprivation in her prime. She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen. I'll live a life that's so divine, just sipping wine and blowing lines with Charlie Sheen. I'll be in all the magazines. They'll tell me no one's looked so fine. And in 1969, since Tracy Lord was sweet sixteen, and she smiled like a child, when she said, I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger Lynn, la-da-dee, la-da-die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like ginger Lynn, la-da-dee, la-da-die. Well, she can take it like a champ. I want to be like ginger Lynn. She'll be the world's most famous tramp. I want to be like ginger Lynn. They'll put her picture on a stamp. I want to be like ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. I want to be like ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. I want to be like ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. I want to be like ginger Lynn. La-da-dee, la-da-die. I'm gonna juggle my own shit. Yeah. I am. I'm ginger Lynn. You're listening to Play With Not Ginger right here, right now, with me, ginger Lynn, as well as Stevie! Stevie! We're having a full moon here today. We're having a full moon here today. We're having a full moon here today in Los Angeles. Nowhere else in the country. Nowhere else. Somewhere in the world there's gonna be a full moon, right? Yeah. Somewhere. No? I don't think so. No? So it's a quarter moon everywhere for everybody all the time? It's always the same moon no matter where you are? I want to say yes. No, I think it's a full moon somewhere else. But... I think, because what right now in the Middle East is... The what? Nighttime. Oh, maybe it's a different moon. Maybe not this moon, but it's one of those other moons on... It circles a different planet that's throwing us off. Yeah. That's what it is. Whatever. The moon that I saw last night was like a quarter of a moon, but it's gotta be full today because it's just one of those days. Absolutely one of those days. So what I'm gonna do is give you some tips on how to make your dating better. Yeah. And this is gonna... That's what I'm talking about. Dating is fun. If you're together with your partner for a while, you tend to do the same things, Nick, over and over and over again, and you can have a good time. But it's always fun to get out there and do something new. Nick and I, we haven't done this in a while. We actually went to the movies on Sunday. We went to dinner and we went to the movies and we had a great time. Oh, what did you see? We saw Lucy. Lucy? I've seen the poster for that. Lucy. What is that? It's with... What's her name? Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson. And she... Normally, people only use, what, 8, 10% of their brain, and she gets the ability to use up to 100% of her brain. And so it's just all the different things that she goes through when she's developing and going through this process. Yeah. And she's doing it. Yeah. And she's going through this process. So in concept, in theory, it was great. But something... Did she go on a date in the movie? No. No? Ah. No. No? No. I don't want to do a spoiler alert. Oh, that's right. No spoilers. Okay, never mind. Wait for it to come on your TV. What? Oh, no. Let's see. I can kind of... It has to deal with... It has to deal with more of, I think, the drug trafficking, right? And... Drug trafficking? Drugs that allow the human body to use this drug and enhance their brain usage. And she's able to do it. And so she's able to hypnotize people, make them do things in an instant, make them do whatever she wants them to do. She's a manipulator? Yeah. Manipulator. She can change her appearance. Oh. It's just her brain... Because our brains are very powerful, obviously, and they trigger her to... She's just able to do a ton of cool stuff. Oh, okay. I'll wait for it to come on the TV. I'm not really a movie describer, but yeah. No, it's good. Look at the trailer. Watch the trailer. Did you see the movie? I didn't see it. We wanted to see it, and then we didn't see good reviews on it. So... We went to see Guardians of the Galaxy. Okay. Did that have good reviews? That one was really good. Was it really good? It was really good. I recommend that. Yeah. Okay. I've been looking at Boyhood because I want to see Ethan Hawke. Boyhood? I've never even heard of Boyhood. Me either. Maybe it's Manhood. Never heard of it. Is that a movie? The poster is like there's a kid on the poster, and he's laying on his back in the grass, but Ethan Hawke's in it from like... What did he do? White Fang or something? He was really cute in White Fang. Yeah. I've never even heard of it. I've never even heard of it. But he was really cute in White Fang. Anyhow... I haven't heard that one. Whatever it is, it's the Ethan Hawke movie, something. Anyhow, let's see. Send... Let's see. Go on a Saturday. We're going to go into dating things. Okay. Things to do on a date with a partner that you've been with for a while, or even a new partner. These are dating ideas, right? Mm-hmm. And it's like one of the ideas is to go on a Saturday to get a pedicure together. This is for couples. For couples day out? I would like it if my man and I went and got a pedicure together. But would he get a pedicure? No. He would never do it. No? No, but I would... I think it would be really nice to sit there and both of us get a pedicure. I see guys that come in and get them done, and I think it would be really sexy and romantic, but he would never do it. You could take those feet. I think it's a great date idea. Great date idea for feet. Yeah. I think it's a great date idea. I think it's a great date idea for feet. Yeah, because you're stuck in the chair, you can't go anywhere, and you can chat. You know? I don't know if you bring me some cheese and some wine. It feels good. Depends where you go. I go to one place that they'll bring you martinis. Martinis? That's... There you go. That's my favorite place to get a pedicure. Let's see. There's another one. Throw a surprise birthday-themed party. Okay. No, I think this is a brilliant idea. 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And what happens to people who have birthdays that are so close to Christmas? You only get one present. You get ripped off. Everybody goes, here's a present for your birthday and for Christmas, which I understand because you're spending all this money and you've got all these people and you've got all this. But damn it, my birthday. It's my birthday and it's too close to Christmas. So what I do or what I used to do, I haven't done in years, is I would throw myself an unbirthday party. And I would pick a day in the summer, didn't matter when, and it was my birthday party and you had to come, you had to bring me a present. It was my unbirthday. When was this? I did this for years. In my 20s. Your unbirthdays? Mm-hmm. Yeah, Denny's used to give you a free birthday meal. I would go to every Denny's from Ventura to L.A. and just eat. That's all I did. Didn't hang out with friends. I just stopped at every Denny's and got a birthday dinner. The whole day on your birthday? Yeah. I would stop in Ventura and then I would stop in Thousand Oaks and then I would stop off Canaan Road. There was a Denny's. They bulldozed it. And then there was one in the Valley and then I would get all the way into Hollywood and I would just eat my way. That was how you celebrated your birthday? Yeah. You see how much better it's gotten? Wow. But I would be up. I'm so glad the way to get the doubles. I'm so glad you got your birthday last year. Yeah, I would be bummed if I got the birthday and the Christmas thing at the same time. So it's a nice idea to throw your partner, your spouse or your partner a surprise birthday party, even if it's not their birthday. I think it's a nice idea. You know your partner, though. There's somebody that's going to get cranky and pissed off. You might not want to do it. How would you feel if somebody threw you a surprise party? I would be okay. I would want them to throw. They would throw me a surprise Christmas party and bring a tree and we would decorate it and we would make like spice like hot cider and we'd have a fire pit, even if it was 100 degrees in the valley. And we would open, we would wrap gifts. Right. And what else would we do on Christmas? We would go caroling. Okay, nice. We would go caroling and we would do a pub crawl. We would go from each bar singing carols and just have a good time. Yeah. And have... Those are great. I'd have a blast. And, you know, maybe look for a Cracker Barrel. I think, don't they have Christmas all year round? I think Cracker Barrel does have Christmas all year round. I would want to go to the Cracker Barrel. I've never had sex in a crapper, a Cracker Barrel. I don't know. I haven't even seen one. I've heard of it. Well, I've had sex in a lot of public bathrooms and Cracker Barrel is not one that I've had sex in. No? No. I need to step up my game a little bit. I'm trying to think of the bathrooms. We found a bathroom once. It was unlocked. It was outside of a restaurant. Oh, no, wait. I've got it wrong. There was no sex happened. We peed. That was it. We peed and then we thought about it and we looked at each other and then he said he couldn't pee if I was in the room. Well, that's not very exciting. No, it wasn't exciting at all. But he did give me a tour. This date that I went on, it was a strange date. I met him and he gave me a tour. He was into architecture. So he would show me what a California craftsman was with the Spanish Colonial. I don't know. He went through every single, the Victorians, gave me this tour in Ventura for hours. And we were there till the sun came up and we go to each house and he would tell me what was new, what was built onto it. And I had a great time. And then the next time I saw him. He didn't know who I was. It was so weird. I looked at him. I'm like, hi. And he looked at me funny and I was like, I haven't seen you for a while. How's it going? And then he just looked at me. He's like, I don't know you. And then I looked at him and I said, California craftsman. And then I looked at him, I said, Victorian. And then he looked at me, he goes, you look kind of familiar. And I went, yeah, you gave me a tour all night. We walked the streets of Ventura and you told me what house was what. What do we do now? And then he looked at me and he goes. What? What's going on? What's going on? And I was like, hmm. I still don't know you. And I was like, okay. You meet the most interesting and strange people. But hey, it was fun. Anywhere. You really do. Drive up a highway. No, wait. This is drive up highway one stopping at every lighthouse to take a picture together and create a photo album. Highway one. Now that's no, I know where highway one is here. But there's a highway. There's a long ways of highway one that's inland. I don't know any. I've never seen a lighthouse. Um, here in California. I'm trying to think there's got to be lighthouses. There has to be. Um, I know that there's yeah, there is one. There is like in Ventura. A lighthouse. There's a lighthouse. Yeah, it's there's like a bunch of restaurants and there's places that you can stop and go and eat and there's a lighthouse in there. There's a pier. There's it's in the pier. There's no lighthouse there that I can think of. We'll have to Google it. I have to go. Oh, you know what? There's maybe it's something called the lighthouse. A restaurant called no. No, there's a lighthouse. There's definitely a lighthouse there. Or maybe I'm thinking Long Beach. Probably Long Beach because I don't think of that in Ventura. There's one here that I like. There's one in Thousand Oaks. There's a lighthouse in Thousand Oaks. I'm thinking of. Is it a restaurant or is it a real lighthouse? I don't know. I'm thinking of a pizza. Because Thousand Oaks is so far from the ocean. There's this one that I really like. It says go to pizza, even though I can't eat pizza. Go to pizza. But before you arrive, call them early and order a pizza shaped like a heart. Pretend you don't know how that happened. Well, that's romantic. I like that one. I guess you have to figure out like maybe Italian and have them make a little heart shaped meatballs. Jenny, how would you feel if Andy you got to arrive? Andy, you got to a restaurant, you ordered whatever food you ordered and they brought out a heart shaped pizza. A heart shaped pizza? Yeah. A pizza shaped like a heart. Well, one, I would think. See, when normally when things like that happen, you as a girl, I would think, oh, how sweet. My man asked them to make our pizza into a heart. Right. But I know Andy and he doesn't do that. So I would think that someone from the counter or something liked how we looked or thought we were nice people or flirt. Yeah, something. Would you be afraid you were going to choke on something in that pizza, like a ring or something? No way. No? Okay. Because you know, you have this weird proposal things. I would be thinking, oh, I'm going to lose a tooth here. Andy doesn't do that stuff. I'm trying to think if I can. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. would you return it? Would you be like, I don't think we got the right pizza. I think this is for somebody who might be on a date. No, I'd be more likely to punch my boyfriend and go, what the fuck? What have you done? What did you do to our pizza? What did you do? No, not to our pizza. What did you do? What did you do? Yeah, maybe he's covering something up. Oh, like he was like, he did something. Yeah. Got it. Yeah, because it's not Nick's style to get a heart-shaped pizza. Yeah, same here. What if it was a beer-shaped pizza? That would just be weird. No, no. Just giving a regular pizza. No, if he did anything weird like that, there would be, either he was cheating on me, or he was cheating on me. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I could, like, why destroy the look of a pizza? You know? Well, it would be totally romantic if somebody did it. I mean, I think it would be really, really great. Yeah, if it was a heart, you know, but like, like you're saying, I know Andy, and that's not something he does. That's not his style. Yeah. What were you thinking, Stevie? I would just go with it. You know, if my food, I'm not finicky about food. I'll eat it, however. So if I had a pizza, I would have to go to Lenore's because they have the only pizza I can eat in the Valley. But this is your lover. Oh, I have a lover in this. Pizza. Oh, okay. Okay. Um, I would probably ask, um, no, I wouldn't do anything. I'd just be like, oh my gosh. I would think it was a sign. I'd be like, oh my gosh. It's like the universe has sent a sign. We've got a pizza shaped like a heart. This could, maybe this is the guy that's trying to tell me something. Maybe we're supposed to take it to the next step. Maybe I should let him lick peanut butter off of my nipple or something. You know, we've just been holding hands. So far. I just don't know. Yeah. Oh God. Well, it's been a wonderful show. I want to thank all of our guests, our co-hosts, everybody that showed up today. You were fan-fucking-tastic. It's been a fantastic show. Oh, we didn't get to the hot chocolate. No. Do you want to get to the hot chocolate? Really fast. Drive to the hillside and watch the stars. Make sure to bring a blanket and hot chocolate. I do like that one. I like that one too. I like that one a lot. Bring a thermos full of hot chocolate and a blanket. No, I'm just wrapping early because we've got another show coming in. Okay. Yeah. No, I know what time it is. I'm just paying attention. I'm trying to be courteous. We say goodbye to everybody out there and blame it on Gingerland. We're saying goodbye to everybody out there and blame it on Gingerland. And again, to my wonderful co-host who didn't show up. Again, to my guests who didn't show up. Again, to my call-in guests who didn't call in. But we left candles at the door. We left the light on. We left the light on. Thanks so much. We'll be back tomorrow right here on Blame It On Ginger. Bye-bye. I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die Surrender to the voice that lies within I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die La la dee, la la die